The Woody Show May 26th 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show May 26th 2025 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
is advice.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show I believe.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It is Monday, It's Memorial Day.
It is May twenty five. We are The Woody Show, Woody,
Greg Menace, Gina grad Sea Bass Sammy. Now we are
off today. We are about to get on board the

(01:04):
Disney Wonder for our cruise to Alaska. And today's a holiday,
so we wouldn't be here live anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh hell, we have a bunch of stuff lined up
for you today. If you haven't heard it, it's new
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's the rule around here. I'll tell you a little
bit about what's coming up. But the rest of the
week Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we'll be doing the show
from the cruise ship.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
So it's just today that we have this going on.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
But we do have that keyword that you can use
to win your own Disney cruise. The keyword is captain
c ap T A I N captain. So just go
to the woodieshow dot com enter the keyword captain for
your chance to win. Also on the show this morning,
we got some first impressions where we hit the streets
with pictures of people on the Woody Show asking people

(01:48):
about Hey, tell me about this person. What do you think?
It's a UFC edition of that. Some Uncomfortable Truths to
tell today, and also Greg Gory's review of the iHeartRadio
Employee Handbook. All right, we got a That's What's up store?
And speaking of Greg, actually you know how much he
hates Sea Bass, despite that he has gone as far

(02:11):
as to enlist the help of Sea Bass on this
issue that he's gotten with the neighbor is Greg the
ho a hole?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I am not. I'll p preface it with that, I'm
a concerned citizen about having a clean neighborhood. I like
to think that my neighborhood is very nice and people lately,
and by lately I mean over the past year, So
I'm not talking about a week or two a year
leave their garbage cans at the curb seven days a week.

(02:41):
There are five houses in my neighborhood. I have photographed
them for proof that two of which have had them
out four year. One of these houses that I sent
the photo to Sea Bass of they just readed the
front yard did a beautiful job, new garage, door, new everything,

(03:02):
it's all brand new. And then what's in front of
their house five I believe it was five, maybe even
six garbage cans that are out seven days a week.
The neighbor to the right has their garbage cans out
seven days a week. And then that's on the street
that is just next to mine, on my actual street.
The first three houses on my street, three in a row,

(03:23):
have their garbage cans out seven days a week, and.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
They each have what from the pictures you sent me
three cans apiece?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Is that right, Greg?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Is it's like a billions because there's like the trash landfill,
there's usually recycling and the yardway was question, is this
out on the street on the curb, bar on their property.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
On the street?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Actually not right, Greg, Like you're blocking where a car
would park.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yes, Well it's the thing, Greg, You don't want to
park your car in front of their house necessarily, right.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I do?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Not?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
That Pitswell, people, what do you cure the right? Well,
it's just incredibly on sightly, we have garbage day, not
garbage year.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
People, And I looked up the regulations where Greg lives
it's it's roughly like eight o'clock the day. Like, you
get him in by eight o'clock, get him out, you.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Get rough, You get roughly twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I would allow twenty four hours because some days
the garbage guy comes all all out at seven in
the morning. Other times it's three.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
PM's he's out there with a stop watching. Oh it's
eight pm. You gotta put it. No, he's just saying,
not twenty four seven, three sixty five exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
They literally haul their trash down to the street.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And I'm wondering, back, guy, I've never seen them actually
take out the trash, but especially for something like I
call it the greens container yard waste. What are you
wheeling that up, putting it in and then wheeling it
back so now recycling.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
What if they're using that to keep people from parking
in front of their house, well, then it's definitely.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Working, Greg.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I don't think from what I've seen from your photos,
it doesn't seem like you have a type of neighborhood
with a ton of people coming and going and just
kind of hanging out there.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, parking's not an issue. To parking, Yeah, totally not
an issue. Even if you didn't have the cans in
front of your house, Chances are nobody's parking there. Okay,
so have you tried talking to the neighbors? I have
done two things. I had one outburst, oh okay, not
an outburnings se yeah, like meaning was and okay.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Well.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
The one thing that I've done is I joined a
neighborhood face group page. It's kind of a community page, like, hey,
can you recommend a babysitter? Hey, does anybody have a
good pool guy or whatever. So I've gone on there
and reminded everybody, hey, don't forget we have trash day,
not trash week in this square. And then if somebody says, oh,
did you hear a house got broken into, I'll be

(05:29):
all passive aggressive and say, you know, a good tip
is bringing in your garbage cans because when they sit out,
people are going to think you're out of town like that,
and and it looks better and we want to live
in a nice neighborhood. However, you know me, would you?
I don't like confrontation, which is why I enlisted SeaBASS.
He's good at that. I did confront one neighbor during

(05:51):
the recent wildfires. People were looking and we're getting ready
to evacuate. And where I live is on a very
steep hill and we have a great vantage point of
where the fire was starting to come over the hill
and into our neighborhood. So we're all out there basically
twenty four to seven, looking at the flames, seeing, Hey,
who's evacuating? Are you guys ready? Well, there was this
one woman gathered in the group of people who I

(06:12):
didn't recognize, and so I introduced myself to her and
she said, oh, we're new to the neighborhood. I said, Oh,
which house are you? She's like, oh, I'm that second
house in the on the street. And I was My
nerves were frazzled. I was already stressed about the fires.
I was not caring about what anybody thought. And I went, oh, yeah,
I know the house. And she said what And I said,

(06:36):
you're one of the three houses that leaves your garbage
cans on the streets seven days a week. My Her
response was one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
She said, Oh, I'm glad you brought that up. I'll
tell my husband because that's his job to bring them in,
so you come home and see them and because it's

(06:57):
your husband's job, you just lave them.

Speaker 8 (06:59):
There a lady, I can't carry, I can't wheel.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, like that's my husband.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
What is your part in? So what are you doing?
Because Greg's not a confrontational I'm.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Starting with some classic passive aggressiveness class because now, Greg,
you might you might say, well, if they don't do
you know, if they're not taking the cans in, call the.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
City, would you?

Speaker 9 (07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
The city doesn't care not doing anything. They don't do
any They have the rules, but they don't enforce them.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
But I do. The cities make websites, that's all they do.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
So what I did is I have a I have
a postcard service, an anonymous postcard service. I actually used
it to send thank you note to my grandmother every
Christmas and Birthdays.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You can send up.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
You put a photo on the front and then your
custom text on the back. So Greg got some photos
of these I would offenders sloppy house. The houses are
fine themselves, but you ruin it by having just chunk
like these stupid garbage cans sitting in the middle of
the street all day.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
And I would like to reiterate it's not every once
in a while that they leave it out for an
extra day.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's seven days a week for you years, So these
are repeat older exactly, that's right.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
I sent that photo as proof that not number one man,
I know where they live, Yeah, but number two it
directly shows the problem. Yeah, and on the black eyes,
I said, you know it says two. I put to
the absolute pig who lives at Oh my god, that's
how you Oh my god. I know it's Greg because
he's the one that already said they're gonna be in
the Facebook group. I think these are different peop because

(08:29):
you said there's like five or six people total, right, Greg, Yeah,
so these are I think these are the people around
the corner, is that right?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
But you're coming in hot.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Already came in hot on that one woman.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, she has no idea that you've been stealing over
this for a year.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
But does so to the absolute pig at the blank addressident,
I didn't know because I thought I thought on going
sweet at first, but then I got pissed looking at
these photos for you, thank you, and I said, you know,
dear neighbor, that's where I started the dearest neighbor, I'm
with a photo of their house you may not be

(09:02):
aware that we have garbage can hours, and I know
the city's too lazy to enforce them, but I am not.
Oh I don't know if you just didn't weren't aware
of these rules, or you were actually born in an illegal
actual barn, but I legal actual barn parentheses for reals.

(09:23):
But your cans cannot be on the street twenty four
seven three sixty five. It's an absolute eye sore. And
while you may lick, while you may be fine living
like a pig, the rest of your neighbors are not.
Oh geez, okay, please take this as your notice to
bring them inside.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It needs signed Greg goryan address.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
And then if you need further if you need further, sorry,
if you're so dumb that you need further instruction, Oh no.
And then I set up a phone number. Please call
us at blank. Now no one's called yet.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, when did they go out?

Speaker 6 (09:55):
They probably are getting them either they got them over
last week, ory're getting them run about now.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay, we have possibility they probably received them. Yes, And
I know when you told me that you had sent them,
and I thought, oh, this is going to do the trick,
because usually it takes a couple of dames still out there.

Speaker 10 (10:09):
Okay, Now do you think they even saw these mailers?
Because you know, I see stuff in the mail and
I just start on the track.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fair point menace.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
But if someone sends me a postcard photo photo, I'm
taking notice, so it's possible.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Do you think they'll take it as a threat since
it's a picture of their house?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Now here's the thing. You know, I was very careful
not to put any kind of actual I'm going to
do this, watch out for that.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
If you don't do it, keep your watch your back,
you know, and not not even a veiled threat.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
But so if so, let's say a week.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Or two from now, if nothing happens, there will be
further notices. And if that nothing happens after that, I'll
I'll pay them in person visit.

Speaker 10 (10:54):
Now.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Look, you know how I do the magnets for cart narks,
lazy bones, Well I can print they yeah, print man
Printing is fantastic these days. They now have like you've
ever seen the side of a building or even a
liquor store that has a full on like mural. Sure
it's not even painted, but actually printed on there. Like
those those adhesive things are super cheap these days, so

(11:16):
I could put I could print one of those slap
that on the garbage can, you know, like a lazy
like these lazy pigs never bring their garbage cans in
and just final put that on their can.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And in this day and age where everybody has a
ring doorbell, that's the thing I think you'll still be okay.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
That's why you want me to do it, right, That's
why you want me to do it, not Greg, who
would be walking.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Around his dog.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And then I can just claim ignorant. I'll park he
did what.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
I'll park three blocks over, wear a mask and like
the jogging out. So like this is why you have
to have a sea bass in your life, because you
don't want to, as I always say, you don't want
to poop where you eat, And that's what Greg doesn't
want to do here.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Thank you, is more than happy to poop there.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I'll poop there. Have a shower up there.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
That's not a dumb excuse.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
If you're a woman, if you live on hills, it's
hard to drag a full trash can up or down
a hill. It's easier to leave the trash can on
the curb and filled up with your daily trash.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Here we go with excuses. Off the bat, they don't live. Excuse,
I've seen the photos.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Stop with the apologizing, Yeah they don't live.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Not carrying it up everest. Yeah, this is an everest,
and we're talking about an empty garbage can, not a
full garbage bitch. When it's empty and you come home
and it's the trash has been picked up, you can
wheeld them ten feet to where they can if you.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
And if you lack these strength, let's say you're saying
you can't plunge a toilet literally, yeah, then you hire
somebody you don't need.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
The excuse is, well, I guess this just doesn't happened.
I guess the landscape now, even the trash company will
offer that service. I think they call it a valet
service thing like that, something like that. They'll, yeah, they'll
bring it out to the curb and bring it back afterwards.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
You hire a neighborhood kid, Yeah, well I have I
have a Yeah, we'll get a fine if it's out
too late the garbage cans. So I my neighbors tonight,
my neighbors and I will coordinate because like, let's say
they're out of town I'll like put in the cans
for them. But sure, I do have a weird question
because I'll put my cans out at night at like

(13:11):
eight thirty, and some neighbors they don't put them out
till like midnight, And I go, is that like a
normal thing.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Just because of our hours?

Speaker 10 (13:20):
Because I'll go out there thirty at night and I'll
look at the whole neighborhood and no cans out.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
It just depends that other people have a much later
life than we do and they forget. Go oh yeah,
I need next morning putting these out. So here's the question.
Is Greg the ho a hole? Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
This is the show.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
And we asked you to text your verdict. Do you
think that Greg is the ho a hole for carrying
neighbors just leaving their cans, their trash cans out twenty
four seven three sixty five. It's very beautiful and it's
against the rules. So Greg takes pictures. He posts in
the Facebook group, the neighborhood Facebook.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Group I facility. I handed them over to.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Sea not getting the results he wanted. Yes, he turned
it over to Sea Bass, who sent some very I
wouldn't even say passive aggressive, fully aggressive aggressive with me,
me going over there and dumping their trash in their
front lawn and say, hey, Echo's card. The mail it says,
dear pig who lives.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Accurate? That what's wrong with telling the truth.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
I add one more wrinkle to it because I had
an issue in my neighborhood. It was an RV thing.
And you know they have the city websites and the
numbers that call and I agree, they don't do anything.
They just hang up the phone and say all right.
So what I did was I went on LinkedIn and
I found my city leaders in their contact information and

(14:50):
I hit them up directly and it was taken.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Care of right away. Really interesting.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
LinkedIn always is the spot to go your representative. There's
some of the feedba on the text. Yes, Greg is
the ho a hole. However, I totally understand his frustration.
We have a couple of people who are constant water wasters,
and I'm talking so much water that the four what's
four blocks of houses with his water. There are also

(15:16):
people who park, and visitors parking and rotate their cars,
so it's always full. I wish I could do what
you did, But yes, Greg is the ho a hole.
That is from Susan just get a sea pass. How
is how she has all these complaints about and she's
the problem.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
But no, but you're the jerk and that's yes. I'm sorry,
go ahead, I know it. Like Gina, you're great at vocabulary.
What's the word for people that immediately want to give
excuses and come down on the wrong side. I just
want things to look good.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
As normal sympathizers. Yeah, yes, Greg is the ho a hole. Uh,
first of all, why is any of the situation any
of your business? Instead of being an a hole? Does
anybody harass you and your partner when you're doing your
gay stuff. We'll just do probably outside like if you're
do it in the front yard on the I mean
the imbors to see at that one time. This is

(16:01):
why you want gays.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
In your neighborhood, because they bring up the standards for everybody.
You just do what intelligent people do and mind your
own business. Yes, he is most certainly the ho a hole.
Start a business, mind your own it's out of your business.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
When they're in the street and you have to drive.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
This person says I would retaliate with even more ish
at the curb. Stay in your lane. Yes, hoa's are
the devil.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
A couch out. I see your garbage, raise your couch shoe.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
This one says, absolutely not the ho a hole. My
effing next door neighbor does the same thing, and our
cans are in a narrow ass alley. Plus it's maybe
a thirty inch flat trip to take them in and out.
Our thirty foot flat trip to take them in and out.
But hey, their white trash comes to the territory. This
one says, yes, you are an a hole. Mind your business,

(16:47):
you leaky tampon.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Oh rex neighborhood is his business, and the reason you
live in a crappy neighborhood is that attitude, right?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And this one says, no, not the ho a hole.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I have a neighbor that leaves the garage door open
all the time, and our by laws say that's not allowed,
and it irks me to my core.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh, what do you remember that time that you were
in your neighborhood in a public area and you raked
up the pine needles and leaves and stuff because it
looked bad. Why is that? You're the bad guy, You're
a jerk, you're a psycho because you want things to
be nice. Yeah, I didn't like the way I felt
under my feet. That's when I was walking all the time.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Oh yeah, you know this problem Japan. Yeah, superstand the rules.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I mean it's it's pretty split. I would say overall
though lean no, yes. Oh really I was gonna say
it's leaning no.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Well. I focused on the yes.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Even a lot of the longer comments for the people
saying yes you are the h o a hal, so
you're done.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
But yeah, mind your business when you're driving around them
seven days a week, that.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Kind of is your business.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
And we'll let you know what happens with the postcards
that set and perhaps.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
The next level.

Speaker 11 (17:52):
And if that doesn't work, I do have an idea.

Speaker 12 (17:54):
What if we continuously dump trash into their trash cans
that they don't have enough room to put their own
trash in it, but they have to bring it in.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Oh interesting, somebody else here on the text said, why
don't you put a padlock on their trush?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Can?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Holy crap, this facility show. All right, take you another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thank
you so much for being here, everybody. We are the
Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four
Woody that's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Woody. You can send us a text over.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
To two to nine eight seven, So I have some
normal by the numbers here. I wanted to bring this
up because how honest are you with the people in
your life and specifically your friends. Okay, we'll see if
our answers match up, because people were asked if they
would tell a close friend something they might not want

(18:50):
to hear. So would you tell a close friend about it?
Or would you keep quiet? Like if their partners cheating
on them? Do you tell them? And people I've brought
this up and I've heard people talk about this before
and a lot of people say, no, it's not their place.
But there's a couple you know thoughts on this that

(19:10):
I have one that whole new unto others, Right, I
feel I would want to know. And if I found
out that somebody a friend, yeah a quaintn is a
friend knew and didn't tell me, I'd be pissed.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Same. Yeah, that's such a betrayal.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (19:27):
My out look on it is if I tell something
to somebody you know that's hard to share, and they
get upset with me, then I go, you know what,
I guess we weren't really that close of friends.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I get where people don't want
to get involved. There's also situations where whose friend was
at first?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Oh are you telling all?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Okay, so I mean kind of a different things. I'm
just going to use people in this room, all right,
some menace. Yes, you're friends with my wife, right, or
you're friends with me, yes, but you found out that
someone's cheating.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know, like, who are you more not? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Like it's going to create an issue because you're friends
with both people.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Who are you loyal to?

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's not even more loyal? I just like, how does
how does that dynamic work?

Speaker 10 (20:20):
So I have a saying, and I hope your wife's
not listening to the show right now. Okay, I call
it loyalty by seniority. Okay, so I thought I was
gonna say, bros before host.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I have a saying.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
I coined it. It's called before.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
So it's like, hey, if I knew you first, then
it's like, you know what, that's something that you're just
gonna have to deal with.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yes, I it's my obligation to tell my friend anything
that could change their life.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Agreed.

Speaker 12 (20:48):
If it's your friend, yes, but like you said, in
the type of situation that you just did with Menace,
I don't think I would say anything, but I would
stop being friends.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, this is the cheating thing.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I don't know that pressure.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm not when it comes out.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
Coming in to blow up somebody's life.

Speaker 10 (21:04):
Yeah, I'm not sure, but you're going into like you know,
you know, work out your relationship or whatever that's on you.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Like, Oh, you told your wife you're on a diet,
but I saw you eating. Yeah, okay, I'm not I'm
not ratty out on that. You better know for sure. Yeah, true, yes,
all right. So would you tell a friend? Fifty nine
percent said they would say something, which I definitely would.
I mean, I still feel that's low for what I'd
like to see. I see it closer to eighty percent personally.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, I thought it would be like I'm windy, Yeah,
I would want to know.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Would you tell a friend? Sorry, man, they had bad breath,
but by the way, your breath is very much improved.
I don't know what we've talked about. It you had
like something that you found Sarah breath.

Speaker 10 (21:45):
Yeah, I wish they were a sponsored because it actually
is pretty expensive.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
But it's like, what was it cost? And how BIG's
the bottle?

Speaker 10 (21:52):
Uh, it's kind of a it's kind of the large bottles,
like fifteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, and then use your hands. That showed me how
big the fish is. Yeah, it's a pretty big bottle.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, it's a big bottle.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
But I go through it quickly, and yeah, you can
find out any target.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
You swish and spit or you just swallow it.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
I swish. I'm a swisher, yeah all day. But one
person that used to swallow listerine, they would not use it.
They would not use a ton of it. They would
just because they said they liked the way that it
felt going down and burned.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
They like that burn.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Okay, I will tell you this. The only person I
ever knew that swallow listerine was an alcoholic.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Yeah that's that's junkie street person stuff. Yeah no, this
person wasn't really a drinker. Oh okay, they're pretty straight edge.

Speaker 10 (22:35):
Actually I did like but of listine, but it didn't
work as well as theraprath.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Because they also said it would keep them from being sick.
Because it says right in the bottle it kills ninety
nine points whatever percent of germs. Really, that's what you
really want to get it. It's like when you and
it's like kind of like when you go to wipe,
Like you can wipe, but there are some people who
will kind of get like just a little bit of
the inside of the rim of the buttthole, you know,
just to get that little you know, they'd backling over
the nail hole. You're just you're, you know, you're kind

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of getting in there and you know, getting to getting
to the ground.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
If that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
No, yeah, no, that makes sense, total sense. Yeah, all right,
So would you tell your friend if they have bad breath?
If I was, like if they were close talking to
me and I was stuck next to him, like, dude,
what's up with your breath? We have told menace before.
I don't get the breath thing because I'm sitting across
the studio from him. But like somebody like Sammy, she's
lucky she came here when she did.

Speaker 10 (23:26):
Yeah, exactly, that's the whole thing. Got had a conversation
with one of our friends that you know, Boor and
I have and the guy kind of stink and he
didn't know Randy or Tyler, which one it was Tyler
called that one, but we told them and then ever

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since then he's smelled great.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Guys are way different about that because I don't know
what it is with women, but they're they're so into
the like yes, queen, you go girl mindset.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, and I just saw this the other yesterday. In
my mind, you're saying that as a leading feminists exactly,
but it's not to their benefit a lot of time.

Speaker 13 (24:05):
Yeah, they won't say, oh, you look great with that
short hair, but no, you don't forget to tell them.

Speaker 12 (24:10):
I would for sure tell anyone if they had if
their breath was that bad, because number one, out of concern,
like when was the last time you went to the dentist?

Speaker 11 (24:19):
Also, and is there an issue going on in your mouth?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
You're telling that to your girlfriends?

Speaker 11 (24:24):
Yes, I would, Yeah, I would say something.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
I think girls say it, they just don't say it
that directly, like oh I love how you just don't
care how your breath's melt.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, something like oh you don't sweat much. For a fact.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
I see it at the gym all the time, because
there are girls who, as I've always said, or at
least recently, you don't need to be wearing a sports
bra to the gym. You're too big to pull that
look off. And I saw one girl who was thin
and small as she was wearing full clothes. She had
sweatpants and like a T shirt on. The other girl
fifty pounds overweight with a sports bra, and she's spilling
out everywhere.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
And as a friend, you should say, wear.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
A T shirt.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
She probably is hot.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
So would you tell friends they have bad breath? Fifty
six percent said they would. I'll get through some of
these other ones. Would you tell a friend they drink
too much?

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Oh absolutely, yeah, Like you know, it's one thing, you know,
you kind of joke around or what, but like when
you notice it's becoming a thing.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Yeah, well, especially if it comes to like, okay, how
are you getting home after events and your drinking a lot?

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Sixty nine percent they would, right, But just in general,
like if they're constantly, like you know, being the fool
at parties and stuff, you want to let them know.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Here's here's one that I always stay out of, even
if they are a friend. Would you tell a friend
they're a bad parent? I do, note because it's like
you never come back from that.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I've seen that play out. But my mom's best friend.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I think I told you that story this woman Patty,
who was her best friend, and Patty called in the
question my mom's parenting one time on something and they
haven't spoken since it was cold turkey.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wow, that was it crazy?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not getting involved in that. When
you when you start getting into things, yea other people's kids. Yeah, no,
it's like Trump everything. Forty three percent would bring it up,
like if the kid's in danger. Different, But if it's
just like, oh, I can't believe you to watch those movies, Like, no,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Guy. Would you tell your friend they need to lose weight? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
We we fat shame our friends all the time around
here every day.

Speaker 11 (26:15):
I would never tell somebody that.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
What I'm saying, Well, that's the thing about if you're overweight,
you're not going to be shocked. If someone tells you that,
you already know. You don't need to be told. Whether
you want to do something about it or not, that's
up to you. But like I am fat, this is
the first hearing shocked.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's gone so far the other way.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
We have the fat acceptance movements, the beauty help any size,
but fat acceptance means.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
They know they're fat, right, like they have a mirror,
but you don't need to tell them what they look like.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
See But then they know it, and then they they
they've resolved not to do anything about it.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Well that's that's their choice, though, which is a bad
choice for them. If you're your friend. If I hate
your good friend, I know I'm fat and I'm not
a little you know, heavy like I'm fat. I understand that,
and I know it. I don't like it, and I
don't respect people who try to play it off like, oh,
you're not really it, You're not that big. I go,
don't lie, right, I mean, come on, yes, beautiful, you

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lost weight?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Eh? I mean I'm fat and I know it. That's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
But don't don't look at someone I'm supposed to care
about and don't look me in the face. Oh stop it.
You're not that big. I'm not six hundred pound life big,
you know, but I'm fat.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's gross.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
We were talking about that last night. I was joking
my husband, have you seen that meme that's like I'm fat? No,
you're beautiful, bitch. I didn't say it was ugly.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Twenty nine percent would tell their friend that, you know,
they need to lose weight. Would you tell your friend
they're mean, no, because it's wimpy? Seventy percent would would
you tell your friend they got body odor?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Yes, have yeah, especially if you're you got to sit
there and deal with it like you're stuck with them,
like on a flight or in a car going somewhere,
like god, dang, are you a corpse?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Are you decomposing?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Something's dying in there right? Sixty seven percent would Here's
another one that it's a little tricky. Would you tell
them they're in a toxic relationship? Tell them that they're Yeah,
it never goes well though.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Yeah, but when they're in a relationship, they never listened
to see cheating's one thing.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
See this is interesting because I've been in a situation
like this where you know, my friend's like, oh, we
should you know, have like a little intervention and.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Tell And I was like, she knows what relationship she's in.
Now what are you gonna do?

Speaker 8 (28:24):
You're gonna make her choose her man or you? And
now is she what she's alienating herself from her friends?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
What's the point.

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Yeah, you can tell somebody that their partner sucks all
day and they'll never do anything until they realize that themselves.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, we love him, but
he's a monster.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
We don't care what he looks like.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
This is the Wooty Show, all right.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Some of you might get uncomfortable about this, But I
just had an idea during the break we're talking about
would you tell a friend's like a hard or uncomfortable truth.
What if we went around the room and anybody who's
got an uncomfortable truth to share with somebody here on
the show and bored. I know you've been waiting for
this opportunity.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think very comfortable.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
I don't know that. I don't know that he's been
holding back. And Morgan, Yeah, yeah, if you have any
uncomfortable truths, like, nobody's in trouble.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Nobody can get in trouble for it. It's in the spirit.
It's in the spirit of uh.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
No one'll hold on to this. And well, I mean
will Hey, we're we're uh we're we're all just sharing.
We're all friends. Like, anybody have an uncomfortable truth, uncomfortable food?
Oh about somebody else.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
In the room.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, Well, I don't know if it's true or not.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
But I after watching I hate to break it to
you a menace, but you know that kind of thing. Oh,
I don't. I don't know about that. Let me just
let me just let me just share what I share,
share what you get. And I don't know if it
falls in that round. Okay, but after watching Baling out Loud, okay,
which is about the girl with the treads. Correct, Gina,

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do you think you might have a mild form of tourette.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
That's a very good question.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
That's a fair question.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah, because what is that?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
And okay, I've been doing it my whole life.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, okay, like very mild there.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Not like no, it's a it's a fair question. I
mean I haven't really ever looked into it.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Maybe, I mean that would make sense.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Because you know, yeah, well that really does.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
I am trying to solve a problem and I'm not
solving a problem. And I'm ever I mean when I
was in music lessons, when I was in singing like
anything right as like the like the first note, like
like I start coughing. I know I do that here,
it's like a.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Okay, since we're talking about Gina there, because I thought
it was the only one that they've stood out to.
But then I've seen it on the text a couple
of times when from she's got it, that's like what
they call it crutch.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
It's what I'm trying to parentheses.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Going on.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
But I haven't been doing that because I saw it
because the text said they couldn't understand.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Me better that I think she's lean together. Oh today
I don't. I just I just noticed that. It's like
it was.

Speaker 10 (31:31):
I didn't think it was a crutch. I thought she
was just doing it to be comedic.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
I was doing it was like, that's my parent's a
It's a version of the guy who makes a joke
but then coughs over it, like.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Boy, what are you sure is losing a lot of weight?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
So it's a joke and it's not.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
It's not It's not bad to use it every once
in a while.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Okay, thank you, this is very informative. I'm glad we're
having this.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Sound.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Do you have one for something in the room.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
No, I think you're.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I mean that's what I've been saying.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
It could be I'll say it could be like a
personal thing.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
I'm sorry. Did nobody did nobody get what I just said.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, I know he got that.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yeah, that's what I've been saying. Really comes up if
I think far too often, because I don't think everyone's
been saying.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
What they've been saying.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Lots of running joke on menace. Oh yeah, but is it.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Possible if we're talking about crutch.

Speaker 12 (32:27):
I mean I kind of have one for you, wouldie okay, Uh,
it's a it's sort of a cleanliness thing. Now over
there on your microphone, you have a screen over it,
and there is food on it sometimes because you right,
and I'll have to use that mic when I record

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weathers and there was like a piece of food on
it for like a.

Speaker 11 (32:50):
Week really that you didn't even notice.

Speaker 12 (32:52):
But I'm not going to touch it, and I just
like would back up a little bit. So maybe just
clean the screen a little more often, pay attention.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
And I do that from time the time I have
you do some time. I have not done it recently
because it does require a screw driver.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That's one of the things too.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
We have that with Woody's chair when he was wiping
food and boogers on the side of his chair, and
I think you just kind of ignore that when it's
your thing.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
No, but that's okay. I would admit it if I
was doing that. I do white boogers on the front
of like a seat of a car, but yeah, I'm not. Yeah,
I always have like some kind of napkin or whatever
for fingers and things like that. I'm not doing derido
fingers to the justice. Somebody didn't tell me recently another
co worker. I said, well, why didn't you say anything,

(33:36):
you know, like you should have come to me, and
they just let me know and they said no, because dude,
everybody thinks that you're like super intimidating, because I feel
like I'm not, especially if anybody who's ever had any
kind of dealing with me off the air. You can
think whatever you want if you listen to the show.
It's different, Like I understand it's different when we're in
the midst of it engaged conversation, but like just around

(33:59):
the office and whatever, I feel like I'm I feel like, yeah,
like it especially one of my dealings with people like
so that was to me, it was kind of a bummer,
like that was literally yeah, that was that was like
a hard that was a hard thing to to hear.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
A bit.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
I'm like, oh, because I don't. I don't mean to
be that way.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Okay, I don't think you're intimidating.

Speaker 10 (34:19):
Okay, I'll be honest, like some stuff that I might
might have a difference of opinion, like outside of the show,
I'm like, I didn't want to have a conversation with
what about this? Because I know it's not gonna be
a back and forth. There's no changing his mind.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Yeah, it's just a back and forth. It's not even
like a discussion.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You know.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
It's just like I think you love the thrill of
the argument. Yeah you do. I do. I do enjoy
a good talking. I would love to discuss it, but
I don't even think it's worth going back and forth
with you about it.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, so I don't even bring it up. All right, Bort,
this is your chance, buddy. I mean I feel like
you would live for something like this.

Speaker 14 (35:03):
Yeah, it's just you know, how deep do we want
to go? Is it's being in a friendly manner? Not
friendly manner? I mean, see, best of self importance is
always there constantly.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
You know.

Speaker 14 (35:12):
He will argue to no end, just to argue people
into tired them exhaustion, and just to say he's right
when he's not.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Correct, God damn it.

Speaker 14 (35:24):
Okay, Sammy. Yeah, to be honest, Sammy's communication skills are
sometimes extremely lacking, and she does have a tendency to
single focus on many many things, which could be difficult.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
What do you mean single focus on many things?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What does that mean?

Speaker 14 (35:46):
Like if there's a thousand things going on, she can
only focus on one item everything.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Like, not a multitasker.

Speaker 14 (35:54):
Yeah, that means not multitasking whatsoever. Okay, See, I'm trying
to be nice.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I'm trying to be nice.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
I mean, there's a million things going on always at
one time, so there's no chance that I'm not a
multitasker because there's never one thing.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
Oh okay, I'm just saying in.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
General, not the well.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I have a question, okay, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (36:18):
Okay, I have a question because I get a vibe,
but I don't know if it's true.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Maybe it's not. No, no, not a lesbian vibe.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
When I'm trying to discuss something with you are like, hey,
like maybe you know we should do it this way.
I feel like instantly I'm getting a vibe that you
feel like I'm trying to man blame something to you,
even though I'm just like trying to like figure something out.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's her whole thing about how she hates men. Well, no,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:50):
Maybe it's maybe I'm just making this up, but I
just feel like there's kind of a you're kind of
irritated when I'm just trying to go over some details
on something.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Oh really, I guess I didn't realize that. So that's
something for me to pay attention to.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Experience that.

Speaker 10 (37:04):
Yeah, I didn't think that. Okay, Yeah, I thought like,
Oh I didn't. I thought you were like just angry.
You're like, oh, he's man explaining I already know how
to do all this. I'm just like trying to like
confirm some information.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah, see, this is uh, this is good, this is
very healthy. We get this all out. Can I also
add for Gina, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I gotta get Gena's page back out all.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
So, when Iraq still worked on the show, we used
to say that Greg was the king of avoiding this
room and not saying goodbye and all those things. I
would think that if Gina is now the queen of that,
if Wood he wasn't in this doorway saying goodbye to us,
I think Gina would pass by this room and never
say a word to anyone or anything that's in this room.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Really, I would think.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
So huh, because usually we walked to the car together,
So I go, are we Are you good?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I am usually walking out about the same time.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Oh, I will make more of a concerted effort to
uh yeah, very same vibe. Yeah, because bored, I thought
you and I were, Yeah, we're cools.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Friendly.

Speaker 14 (38:03):
I thought nought her, yeah, I don't want you to
be sea bass and actually intentionally ignored.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
What I do.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
What I do is hear the as I hear the
thoughts of words, and I adjust.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
All right, here's a question for people listening. What's the
what's the hardest truth that a friend has ever told you? Like,
if you just text over and we'll make it quick,
I'll give you a couple of the pieces of feedback
after the break. Eight seven seven forty four. What is
the number? It's eight seven seven forty four from a friend.
What's the hardest piece of truth that you've gotten from

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somebody that you're like, Oh damn, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Hit us up two nine seven.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as last.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
China Show, we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
This is the show. I'll just started as something kind
of silly.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
We were talking about would you tell a friend if
you knew that they were being cheated on? Stuff like
that car needed to lose weight, things like that, And
then I was like, all right, I'm gonna bring this
up and see how it goes.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
I think you pretty well.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I mean, look, it's it's it's meant to be friendly fire,
you know it's not. Yeah, No, one's like really digging
on anybody. And a lot of the stuff, a lot
of the stuff. And I think i'll give you I'll
give you an example menace like I love you like
a brother, always have, always will. And this is something

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you already know, like I The thing that drives me
the most crazy about menace of anything is the pandering
like something.

Speaker 10 (39:51):
That's a narrative that you've put out. Yeah, because absolutely
not being an a hole.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
No, No, because there'll be stuff that off the air,
you'll have one opinion about it, but once we get
on the air about something, it's completely or you'll throw.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Somebody out there.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Just for example, we've had this conversation. I'm not gonna
go completely in depth because.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You you've started this.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
I mean, you've started this narrative about me, and I'm
gonna have a You don't need to interrupt me.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
We're gonna have a conversation.

Speaker 10 (40:17):
You've started this narrative about me for quite a long time, because.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I don't know, like you think not being an a
hole is parent. No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
This is not to be anyway. Morgan had one.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Okay, well, because we don't have all that like we
were working about it. Well, that's my answer. We've had
a conversation before.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
That's why I'm throwing it out as an example of
something like, well, you've had that conversation. A little defensive. No,
I'm just saying I'm answering this question. I'll put it
out to anybody else in the room, like, am I
imagining it? Or is that like a legit thing? Yet?
Is legit? However? I do agree when you do it
be out of time here?

Speaker 11 (40:56):
So yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 15 (41:00):
Morgan, I'll be quick everyone, and then I guess mostly Sammy,
I feel like almost every week I'm not told about
a meeting or about something that I need to do,
and then it just makes me look dumb and stupid
in the end, And I don't know what I need
to do to be told things.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
That is not you. That is a long standing and
we've told what he this before. This is the lack
of communications show. Yes, Sammy's pretty good about picking up
the slack and know and trying to find out things
and get get find those things when they exist, But
that is an issue that they've been prior to you
joining the show and will probably be forevermore.

Speaker 15 (41:34):
Well makes me look dumb when I got to leave
things early because I was never told about it. There's
a meeting that we had recently, a babe and in
the morning starts with oh, hey, you coming too this,
and I'm like, what are you talking?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
And you know the part that she missed. She missed
the part that was like all the great stuff about
her segment. That's not a you thing, that's a show thing. Yeah,
it's all right, it's a fun show. I apologize, Oh no,
it's not Sammy.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven
this is hot and then they just wanted Joe and
next thing, you know, in two another New hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
My name is Woody. That's Greg Gorgy. Good morning Minus,
Good morning to you. Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
We have Gina gran Good morning. Sammy's here. Hello, there
is cea mass. Phones are open at eight seven seven
forty four Woody. You can hit us up with eight
text over to two to nine eight seven coming up
this hour, Greg.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
We asked him to review the employee handbook, which is
quite a large book by the way. Yeah, it took
a long time to print that.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yeah, because we're learning about different rules and things that
we didn't even know existed around here.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
We were breaking.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Yeah, and We're constantly getting these email updates about how
I'm behind on you know, whatever training whatever, some kind
of online training stuff that they want you to do.
And it's only so they can have deniability. Yep, you know,
so they could.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Say, oh, well we told them, Yeah we did. We
did tell them.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
They signed it.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, the most recent training, I gotta say that was
confusing for me.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Yeah, that was scary.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It was like, I need to memorize this. This is hard.
Which one was it? It was about using proper hashtags?
Oh yeah, that's all okay, whatnot? It's all done to
go to jail. I know, did I post this wrong?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, so we'll learn what we can can't do. Will
this count as a oh as the training.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yeah, we should get extra credit.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Well.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
In some other worker news, there's been this growing trend
the right to disconnect laws are popping up around the world.
Employees getting fed up with being tethered to their jobs
through their devices always, so much so that ninety percent
of Americans are in favor of a law that will
require them to be off the clock when it comes

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to work emails. So again, we've seen these stories before.
I mean, it depends on the circumstances. In Australia that
just passed. One recently housed their pod.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
A new study finds that people are spending nearly three
hours a day just on work related digital communication and
it's causing a lot of workers to lose sleep over
these emails.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That sounds easy. I don't think it's three hours.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I don't think so either. So now it's possible that
we could be following France. I know they've done it
where it would make it legal to ignore work requests
outside of work hours. I think for certain types of jobs,
certain types of people.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
That would work.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah, but for other types of jobs, it kind of
comes with the territory.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, and it.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Sopunds like are you working on your at your own
time zone like you could be on somebody else's schedule.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
Yeah, Like you leave here what like ten thirty am, Right,
I don't stop getting emailed until probably like five thirty.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, and they could send emails.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
It doesn't mean the emails the other game calls.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
You should assume it's not going to be answered.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
People are like if they see it and somebody needs
an answer on something or there is something urgent. People
if they had that law and say I didn't see it,
or even if they did see it, just go for
the sake that they could.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I'm not I didn't to disconnect.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Yeah, but then you're gonna be the first person that
complains when you get passed over for promotion. And you're right,
like with our hours, like we get off the air
at ten am. All the business for the day happens
so much now. Yeah, so you know we need to
be able to be available, not like at the drop
of the hats like all these people.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, you get back to people.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Yeah, Greg, you remember how we were always making fun
of the people who would freak out about telemarketers, Like
nothing says that you have to answer the phone, Like
you're in the middle of dinner and the phone rings,
or even with cell phones, you're out and you're in
a meeting, or you're in other doctor's appointment of the
phone rings, Like do you have to answer it? Absolutely not,

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You're under no obligation to answer in that moment. But
would it kill you to say, call you back or
give them a time? I know, for me, I leave here,
I go home. I shut it down for a little
bit because I need that after waking up at one fifteen,
and everybody knows I'm not returning phone calls or emails
until about.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Three thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah, exactly, and then that's when I get back up
from my shut down and I'll reply to people.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, two hours of work at home, get back to people,
and not the end of the world.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
But there's so many people who are just completely petty
about the whole thing, and like, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Oh yeah, I know those people.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
Yeah, but like you said, that'll come back to bite
them later. They won't admit that they're the problem.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Sure, it's not quite quitting, but it's it's a version
of that where like, hey, I'm going to do the
bare minimum. And then when they have those big, massive
layoffs that it seems like every industry has been doing.
We just did one here around the end of the year,
and those people will be the first ones who are surprised.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Like why, why mean what I do? Yeah, well it's there,
they're now.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
If you have a job, there's a difference jobs you
work at home depot, you stock shelves, or you're just
a cashier, things like that clock out. Yeah, stuff, that's
more of a job, right, Okay, yeah, clock in, clock out.
That seems to be the kind of thing for you
and alone. It's like, how I know I'm not cut
out for a situation where the customer is always right?
Oh no, I need to be able to hang up

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on you or do around the crossroads, send you on
your way, a.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Terrible customer service and play I.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Would, I'd be awful, but I see that I know
about myself.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
So if you're a person who's not cool with getting
a text or a call or maybe having to return
an email after business hours, maybe go see Ronald. Yeah,
you know some kind of like type job. You know,
maybe there's a compromise to be made. What I'm really
in favor of is this whole idea of the four
day work week.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I was going to say that let's focus on that.
I'd rather that let's just jam for four days and
have a three day weekend, hang out every week.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Even the people they move to like the twelve hour days.
So it's for twelve hour days as opposed to five
eight hour days. Yeah, that's like a nurse shift.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, my dad did ten hour days and then they
got every other Friday off.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
Okay, dude, I feel like no one's even working on
a Friday anyways, anything done on answers anything Friday.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Because they're all busy, quote, working at home.

Speaker 10 (48:14):
Are they They're not picking up the phone or answering emails.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
There was another story I saw in the news. This
is from Belgium. That make a great waffle. Yeah, they
crush the Belgian waffle. But Belgium has made history with
a set of new laws that grant hookers the same
employment protections as other workers.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
So the legislation it provides all sex workers with sick leave, nice,
maternity pay, and pension benefits.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It must be an organized thing then, like a union.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
And this makes sense because do you really want your
hooker sick.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
The new regulations also include the right to refuse clients
or specific acts, and require employers to maintain safe working conditions.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
This seems fair, brothels and stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah, for the hookers.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You know what, if you're like a ten ninety nine,
an independent contractor, you have.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
To file over In Switzerland, another case of how a
few bad apples can ruin it for everybody, a judge
ruled in favor of a company who told their employees
that they would need to start clocking out before they
could use the restroom. And because the workers complained that
the violated labor laws and it would lead to serious
health issues because it meant they would either have to quote,
hold it in or not hydrate, or you know, clock

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out pe real quick and then clock back in. But
the courts, the courts ruled that it's not illegal. So
now people who have to poop, poo and tinkle got
to do it on their own time. And you know
why this is because you had a couple jag offs
who were working there. Yep, they're hanging out there. We
have a guy who works here. Every time we go
in there, he's in there.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
It's noteworthy. If he's not in there, it's a movie.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Every time I'm going to kitchen, the kitchen eating a
bald food pigs feet eight four wooding set us a
tech over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Show will be right back.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
So, of course you know we're off today for Memorial Day.
It is a holiday. It's also the day that we're
getting on the Disney Alaska Cruise out of Vancouver making
our way to Alaska.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
We're gonna be doing the show from the ship from
the Disney Wonder and we're gonna have all the stuff
that you need to know about it so you can
get excited for when you win your trip. We're giving
away another seven night Disney Alaska Cruise that the Monday keyword.
The keyword today is captain menace spelled captain.

Speaker 13 (50:32):
Captain C A P U T I O N captain.
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Speaker 4 (50:51):
Okay captain captain Idiots, all right, The keyword is captain
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Speaker 1 (51:02):
Show and we're back.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
It is the only showed a good morning to you, Greg, Mine,
there's Gina grad semaskoy morning.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Oh yeah, they're Sammy.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Phones are open eight seven. You can hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah. So Greg's been getting bombarded.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I think a few people here in the room have
been getting bombarded with the reminder emails about training videos. Yeah,
the stupid corporate training crap.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, that we do every year, every single.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Year, which reminds me, Morgan, I have a couple more
for you to take. I pay her on the side.
I haven't taken one of these things in years.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Do you know why? Because I did it. I know
what it is.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
And it's only there so that when they fire us
for something, they could say, well, we told you.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
We told you about it. They signed it.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah exactly. What's what's the newest one, Greg, what's the
one that keep the FCC one?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
The nest one is endorsements? Yes, post on social media? What
hashtags to you? Yeah? And what made me think about
all the rules and stuff was Seabass's issue with a
parking garage. But that's really separate from our company. Yeah,
it's more of a building rule. And I remember when
we first started here, years and years and years ago,

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we had they have since revised our employee handbook, which,
by the way, sixty one pages huge. I didn't realize
it was that long.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Okay, So as we were talking about these different things,
we said, all right, Greg, he's good at breaking things
down and analyzing them and and you know, being kind
of fun about it.

Speaker 9 (52:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I just remember that once you go through and just
take a look at the employee hand but can tell
if there's anything that stands out to you.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Yeah, A few of them do stand out to me,
starting with one that it's apparently it's a rule that
we have in this company that none of us, as
so far as I know, keep, Never leave your computer
unattended without shutting it down first, So wouldie if you
go to the bathroom, you're supposed to turn your computer off.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Oh, and then you're just supposed to log out.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Well either way, and at the end of the day,
unless you need to take your laptop or other mobile
device home, it is required that you store them in
a locked drawer or file cabins.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Do we have lockers?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Have any of us ever done that before.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
I mean, it's we know that was an option, but
this is great ammunition for us because we could if
they fire us for violating this code, we could say, well,
there's all these rules in here that you don't enforce.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
How do you expect me to follow your code?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Also, you're violating a bunch of rules here, and let
me list them out. Yeah, I mean I will. I
don't shut the computer down because sometimes I'll work from
home on my own laptop at home, but I'll dial
into my computer here at the office, and so I
have to leave it powered on otherwise I can't log
into it.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Oh right, But it's find a locked door number one.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
And also it's not like you can just walk up
to it and be in it. You would have to
like know the password to get back into it because
it was locked. Who knows? Yeah, exactly? Six nine six nine,
the number four letter U.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Exactly. What else is in the employee handbook that none
of them have ever broken unless where it designated the
use of any tobacco product or e cigarette is prohibited.
We're good there.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
That's good because somebody was so paranoid recently at one
of our other stations here in the building because somebody
had brought by.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Some type of liquor.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
I don't know if it was wine or beer whatever,
but they were like, oh, and it was the company
who made it. Like so it's you know whatever, Yeah,
bud light came by. I don't even know that, but
comes back and oh here try and no, no, we
can't do that on the air. I'm thinking, dude high.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
And then there is some sc rule like the person
operating the board right can't be drawn. Yeah that might
even be old school, but yeah, that may have gone
away a long time because it.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Was something about the emergency alert system, which the emergency
alert system now is all automatic, and so you don't
like if something was going down and the emergency alert
had to take over, it would just go on.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yeah, like I wouldn't have.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
To do anything to get it on the air. Yeah,
it would just happen. So used to need FCC licenses
just to be a person on the air, you would
need an operator. Used to require that, used to have
to hang it up to the raisation. Now it's like, God,
nobody would work here. It's like if they ever did
drug tests around here, there'll be four four people in
the building, Greg, and that's pretty much it. I'd be here, I.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Thought you were.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
I thought you were like a stoner a bit are you?

Speaker 11 (55:40):
That was only during the pandemic. I haven't smoked in years.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Of us, the three of us'd be the Woody, Greg
and Sammy show.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
This one's very vague, but I think maybe we've all
broken this rule. Unprofessional and inappropriate employee behavior includes, but
is not limited to outbursts, yelling, and rudeness during worktime
or at a company event.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
I know someone on staff who's violated that specifically.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I think maybe most people have.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Am I have to turn that person in.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
I'm not gonna say on the air because I don't
want them to retaliate against.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I think we can figure out retaliation. It's not.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Scared for my well being. There is no just so
you know, when things happen in the context of the
show on the air doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
This was not that.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
I don't think we're talking about Greg.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
I thought Greg from Greg yelling at Sea Bath saying
that if he woke up of dead, Greg would.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Not be bummed.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Can't bear.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
Oh there, it is.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
A violatory border. You in violation my god. O, sorry, guys,
I can't work here anymore.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
What are you guys going to do? There's this rule
that he could do my job that is spelled out
in our handbook that does not relate to us. But
see if it reminds you of somebody else that we
work in the vicinity of Okay, iHeart media prohibits wearing, transporting, storage,
presence or use of weapons at the workplace. You are
not permitted to have these outits at work while you're

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conducting business on behalf of the company.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Hold on, what's the weapon consists of? Can you see
fired with me? Paintball guns, lasers, we have all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Can somebody nearby that maybe forgot one of these things
in a certain place?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Firearm considered a weapon? Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and
say yes to that. Okay, so you're going to spell
so you're giving like the literal example.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, there was a I'm saying like the literal actual
weapon that everybody would agree with.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
So over was about a year and a half ago.
At this point, there was a coworker who left their
loaded weapon on the toilet paper holder of the men's
room install Oh like a blow bubble gun or something.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
No, no, no, it was like a nine millimeters or something.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
So anyway, so somebody else walks in there just sees
this gun sitting there.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Gun.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, anyway, nothing ever happened. No, that person got fired
right away, right. No, the rules yea. And by the way,
I'm not in favor of them being fired, no, of
course not. Yeah, I mean like you should not you
should not be leaving your gun around all willy nilly.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
But you gotta admit it's hard not to compare when
you think of something like that, Like you think, wow,
what if one of us had done that? True, I
think it would be meetings police, perhaps legalized.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
The police were called. Oh okay, yeah, the police were
called because then they had to see who was registered
to and it was registered to this person.

Speaker 12 (58:35):
Yeah, but how can you, i mean, take this handbook
seriously at all if they try to enforce anything else
if that one's.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Not What I'm saying is that when they fire for
this craft, you could say, well, you guys, it's like
the biggest one that they gun on the toilet. So
we have we have those uh, those those guns at
the paintball. Is that the vinyl whatever? Those things that
was for air use by the way that hazers on air.
And also what could be considered the weapon which we
have up until recently, uh, the auction that we were doing,

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that big giant rubber fist. That's certainly a weap. That
is a weapon of ass destruction.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
That is what that is. But it's also vague. Scissors
could be a weapon, right, true, could be true.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I mean they suspend kids, you know, I remember the
story about the we brought this up recently. There was
that kid that got suspended from school for bringing a
weapon to school and it was a pair of nail clippers.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Dangerous, very dangerous.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
The one that gnawed his little pop tart into the
shape of a gun.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah right y, Yeah, we brought that one up too,
all right, Employee handbook, how much we're so fired if.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
They ever go through that. I know this one doesn't
apply to us, but can We've witnessed it with other employees. Consensual, romantic,
or sexual relationships between a manager and an employee can
jeopardize a manager's effectiveness and be seen really as unfair
by other employees. That all good, complicated working relationships. No, seriously, yeah,
you definitely.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Have to disclose it, right, it can't be like a secret.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
I don't think you disclose those to HR. I thought
that's what I think that you were supposed to like
a while ago. But I think they changed the rules.
I never realized that was a rule here at the company,
At this company, I know, I've worked other places where
they've had that rule. And yes, if you did end
up having a relationship with somebody, you would have to
disclose it to HR. But I didn't think we had

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that rule here at this station.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Apparently, so, I guess if it's not a subordinate maybe
maybe because because we knew two people that were married
that worked here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Yeah, but everybody knew that. And exactly is there any
of our bosses who was hot enough to bang?

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
You think there's no caveat here about the hotness level
of who you're having this relationship away? Do you think
anybody true to help provide a safe and productive work environment?
I heeart media strictly prohibits the use sale, attempted sale, purchase,
attempted purchase, distribution, possession, cultivation of illegal drugs, illegal jobs. Okay,

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so alcohol is not on that list, and I'm sure
This handbook has been revived since we started working here.
Sure I wish I could get the OG version of
when we started, because I could have sworn they said
you can't wear shorts to work.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah, there was a dress code and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
For radio wear your Sunday best, like you can't wear shorts.
That was specifically at a different station that I worked at.

Speaker 12 (01:01:21):
That was in our handbook was couldn't wear shorts, but
that was mostly for salespeople really, but also in there
of how you couldn't tell somebody that you liked how
they looked that day.

Speaker 11 (01:01:31):
In the handbook, you can say, oh, you look sharp today.

Speaker 12 (01:01:34):
That's the only word you can use to describe how
somebody looks as shark.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
You couldn't say like cute, no, no, no, shirk.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
My mom tells the story because it makes her laugh
to this day. I was like two or three years
old and my grandma's were going to go someplace and
they made me put on, you know, the sweater or whatever.
I didn't want to wear it, and so I got
downstairs and my grandma said, wow, you look sharp, and
I freaked out and I ripped this sweater off. I

(01:02:07):
took that sweat off so fast because I thought I
was gonna get cut. I thought I was gonna get hurt.
I thought it was literal, like a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Oh, I see it. I panicked.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
I panicked, I like and my mom my, mom said,
I felt so bad. But at the same time, it
was so cute. You thought sharp as it was gonna hurt.
You was a dumb See I was dumb then, too,
just a bigger version of dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Now, if you were wondering about our maternity and paternity
leave and caring for a partner, if need be, we
get twelve weeks unpaid leave, Oh geez, yeah, twelve weeks.
That's a good one. And then this one is spelled out.
But this is the one that I'm ending with because
I think we're all really, really, really really good at it.
You are expected to report to work in a punctual manner.

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You're also expected to provide appropriate notice when you will
arrive late, or depart early, or be absent. If I
am on my way to work and there's an accident
or construction or something and I think I'm going to
be ten minutes later than usual, I'll text Sammy and say, hey,
I'm at a standstill. Don't think that I'm asleep or something.
I'm almost there, but I can see where I'm going,

(01:03:14):
but I can't get there. So I think we're we
rule it that part.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Yeah, if that's if we can get that down, we
can wear shorts, We'll be sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Yeah, and I don't, but yeah, I gotta get in
my hands on the original one because it said you
couldn't wear shorts. But these are the ones that stood
out to me. The rest is so much about just
like it stuff how to handle yourself at work, don't
you know? Embarrassed clients don't release information to you know,
anybody else outside the industry. They think that we work
for the CIA.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
It's a big deal. Yeah, this is the guests whose
gas show. Yeah, exactly. But overall, I think we're doing
pretty well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Look, but as we're having this conversation, an email came through,
just a reminder of the safety policies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Safety policies. Yeah, as we.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Begin the new year, I like to remind every one
of our safety policies. Maybe I shouldn't read that because
that would be disclosing to people outside the company.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
You're giving insider information.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Should also give it to the security guard. Well, does
say all guests must be checked in at the front desk,
must they?

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Yeah, well, I take our guests through the backway because
like literally I'm having like Kevin Smith and you know,
a freaking Dave Grohl like sign, like get a name
tag up front, David, We'll just war.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Walk around back guys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yeah, well, Greg, thank you for going through. That was
a good reminder.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Also reminder, Morgan, there's a couple of these things he's training,
things that you need to take.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
But he needs you to read all sixty one pages of.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Hang up?

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
So what do you show?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Returns?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
All right, I love his story, you know, I'm always
good for a good das.

Speaker 15 (01:05:02):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Oh? I love these da oh man, dass, what's up?
Great story. So a murder suspect was in Core this
is an Albuquerque and got his ass kicked by the
uncle of the woman that he killed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah, did you see the video?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, writing courts not just him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
The uncle jumps over the barrier, tackles the guy and
beats his ass. This should be the new wave of
the justice system. Yeah, officers eventually broke it up. The
murder suspect was taken away bleeding from the cuts on
his face, which had just gotten rearranged. You see like
a picture of this guy, and I love the guards.
You know, they took their time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yes, broke and somebody else joined in. Who was that guy?
The other family members? Okay, yeah, yeah, relatives?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Yeah, because this was the murder dude, it was his
It was his ex girlfriend and so she was like
twenty years old. So this guy is uncle man. So
he ended up getting charged with assault and he told
the police he killed my niece like a coward and
said that attacking him in court was quote worth every moment. Yeah,
hell yeah, what's up? If I'm on that jury not guilty, will.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
There even be a jury or that? Will that just
be Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
Is that something just kind of goes before a judge
and the judge looks at the thing. Yeah, yeah, right exactly,
Because you can say, hey, if people like a like
a like a crime of passion, yeah right, that's definitely
like your emotions are.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
At at a high. H.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
You know, here's this guy who killed your niece and
convicted or just accused.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Because you're gonna hear arguments from people I mean, he
wasn't convicted yet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Okay technically, but they know for a fact that he
did it. He shot her right in the head, and
she was in bed and he shot her in the head.
So yeah, the very least this guy gets is an
ass kicking. He's got to go get his face rearranged.
The picture is so satisfying, the aftermath picture. Oh yeah,
he got his ass kicked.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
He also yanked the long hair of the lawyer, So
I got this long gray ponytail. Yeah, sweet ponytail, dude. Yeah,
that's nice. It's really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Show, and we were into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
This is your first time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Hopefully make a good first impression on you that'll make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Here in a second is one of that's great gory.
There's menace.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
What we've got Gina grand good morning, Sammy's here, there's
Sea Bass. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four wood.
He is the phone number to call. You can set
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We years ago did a series of first impression segments

(01:07:58):
where like each week we had Sea Bass going out
with just a photo from someone here on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
A different person.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Each week he's talking to randos on the street, say, hey,
tell me about this person.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
What do they do?

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, so just you know, they say, don't judge a
book by its cover, do so just looking at this person,
judge them by what you're seeing here, tell me about them,
like if you had to create a story about them, like,
just by their look and the vibe that you're getting.
Is this person married? What do they do for a living?
You know, what do you think they do for fun?

(01:08:31):
Does this person you know whatever, this person, a dog, person,
a capri like whatever, Just tell me about this person,
like what kind of vibe are you getting? And it
was it was all over the place, and we hadn't
done that, God been years and years and years. In fact,
I think it was probably one of the earlier things
that Sea Bass did when he joined the show. Why

(01:08:52):
we thought about doing it, it was interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, I mean just to see it's like one of
those things because we've always said, like, you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Know, we look how people with food poison and feel
like as a show, collectively, there's some of us that
bring the room up and there's others like myself that
bring the room way down. But you know what, I mean,
like I'm saying, but like we average out average out right.
So anyway, we've been getting requests over the years like hey,
you guys, should you know, do another.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Round of that? If anything?

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Member, everything's changed and Menace and Morgan they did this
on one of their recent trips for UFC. Yeah, they
they went to a they went to a gas station
that was across from where they were. Yeah, like we're
talking to like a bunch of like crackheads and stuff
liquor store.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Yes, of the store.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
But like you always said, like you never have another
chance to make a first impression, and so we've always said, like,
guess who's gas what a first impression? If you never
heard the show, be like, oh my god, you gotta
listen to the show. It's fun and whatever you say
that the people the reason that people should listen to
the show, and they tune in, that's the first thing
they hear. I'm like, I don't know, I mean, it's fun,
it's a great first impression. It is for some people

(01:10:02):
kind of you know, polarizing. But anyway, now here's something
I wanted to share with you guys because it was
just brought to my attention this morning. There was this
is an industry thing. Now this is a show that's
never won any kind of award whatsoever. Now I take
that back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
We did.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
We did win that company awa that was our own
company's award.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
That doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
That is that's a participation. That's like if I gave
my son a trophy, said best son, it's meaningless.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, like it might it might mean to me that
he is. Like for me, that's he is the best son.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Who's the competition. Who's the competition? I'm his father. That
doesn't count. I'm just talking about anything outside.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Yeah, but the trophy looks cool. Well, uh, you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
There was a thing Barrett Media's Top twenty Alternative Radio
Shows of twenty twenty four really and what they did
is they went into all the different formats and then
they asked for votes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
But what they did to get to who was going
to win, and.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
They have had one hundred and seventy three program directors,
corporate executives, and format consultants who voted. Two hundred and
fifty plus were invited to be a part of it.
And so according to those votes, the number one alternative
radio show of twenty twenty four is the Woody Show,

(01:11:24):
No way out of that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Number one, And you know what's interesting. Number two on
the list is the show that I did in Saint
Louis with my buddy, My buddy Rozuto is number two
on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Yeah, you see a common denominator. A lot of people might.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Wonder, what what is a Barrett Media, and it's it's
just a guy who's like a radio fishy not it's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
One of these radio trade things whatever. But the fact
that they reached out to all these one hundred and
seventy three different programmers, well, no.

Speaker 13 (01:11:54):
Media is kind of like the barometer of the entire
make Yeah. Yeah, I mean they won't put us on
the rate station, but media still was talking about one
hundred and seventy three program anyway, so I said, and
it's had some notes here too. Apparently we murdered everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
So it's just a what He show earned the category
victory with a thirty six point win over the second
place Rizuto Show. What His Program also received the category
best eight first place votes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Damn fantastic, right, So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
So we had a thirty six point lead over second place.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Oh yeah, so anyway, we were once nominated for a Marconi.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah no, it wasn't it was the that was the Marconi.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Yeah, and it was right after we did Guess Who's Gas?
Oh yeah, that's right, ironic.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Yeah, we were, We were nominated and then we lost
to oh, I don't know a show that well used
to work with those guys. They were Toucher and Rich
and that show's since gone away, right, yeah, they're not
on the air anymore. Well, the one guy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Still on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I actually it's the same show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah, but uh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Well then ever got there we go? Yeah, we actually
we actually won something good. Yeah all right, so so
that's fun. That's a great new Do we get a plaque?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
What did we get?

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Come on, we gotta get we never won anything. We
got to get a plaque at least get people here
the uh employee of the month. Pla nice plat media.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
We know you're loaded.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
About like one of those silver cups or something something. Yeah,
some kind of trophy. It looks like it's gonna be crystal,
but it's really plastic. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'll take that right, Yeah,
we'll put it. Because that's the thing. This is supposed
to be like a trophy shelf. Yeah, stuff that listeners
made us.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
The company.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
We have the the YouTube plaque that's cart and Arks right, No, no,
that's that's our zone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah we made it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
We made it in two categories for YouTube okay, yeah,
so we have one of those like silver YouTube play
button things and then uh oh yeah there as well.
We have the Redneck News Story of your trophy, which
is our own award, and then the iHeartRadio Music Award
that we got.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
That's but again, it's like if I gave my son
a medal. So there you go. We're a winner of something.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yeah, excellent, tell it's not it's not happened, especially when
it's like a vote among amongst peers. Never never, so
that's different. I don't even know how to react. Thank you,
Barrett Media. Thank you to the program directors who voted
for us. That's that's lovely if you. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Thank you to the who do they think at their
Golden Globes, the Hollywood Form Press.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Or Ryan Seacrest for not getting it while it was
just for alternatives, so he was eligible.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Yeah, he will find a way though.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
The show that used to give it to every year.
Uh is actually the show that we ended up beating
and taking it and now they're not in the air anymore.
Oh wow, Yeah, it used to They used to win everything,
and when it came to alternative rock, it was just
like one life. I don't even know if anybody heard
the show. It's just that they they've been around for
so long. Maybe that's what it is. We've just been
around long enough. Maybe all right, we're gonna get to

(01:15:11):
these first impressions when we come back.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Oh yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. What's the number?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Send us a text over to two to nine eighty
seven if you'd like to participate in the show this morning,
a brand new roundup?

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
What do you show? First impressions? Next? Hang on it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Show all right, first impressions. You never get a second
chance at the first impression. That's one of those things
that I just remember my mom saying all the time,
and then my grandma all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
You just got to kill people with.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Kindness, say all the time, like, don't fight dirty, kill
him with kindness.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
She also said my brain is turning into sawd she
did all the time, which Greg can relate to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Yeah, as you shared with us, Yeah, oh, Jeffrey, I'm sorry,
grandma's brains turned into sawdes my.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
So first impressions Menace and Morgan. They were out doing
some UFC in and uh they had some pictures. Now
different from other times where we've done this where Sea
Bash has brought out some random photo and showed it
to people on the street, these were pictures professional, yeah,

(01:16:24):
because we're like, it's not really a fair representation. Because
he would pick a picture of like Menace barfing on
a snail or something, but he was eating in the studio.
That became a pillow and a sticker. Oh yeah, that's right.
Yeah yeah, that picture poster and a poster. Yeah yeah there,
I love that he was eating. Yeah, it's italicacy in

(01:16:47):
some countries. What's the new sign on there? It says
diarrhea infections can spread through sex.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
Oh god, really, that's actually an official CDC pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Away.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
These pictures that were used, these were like photos that
we did with a photographer here at the radio station,
a photogoto.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
So look, it's it's the best is going to get
as far as capturing us in a photograph, And these
are individual you're showing people individuals photos. We found a
group of gentlemen that had a lot to say.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Okay, so who we started with? Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
First off, we have.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Greg Gory, all right, handsome devil.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
I'll look at that, slacks and a nice black shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Yeah, pleasant smile.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Yeah, I'm assuming that. Yeah, I'm assuming that Vaughan is
putting the picture up to people in the video can see. Yes,
all right, cool, all right, So looking looking good, Greg, Thanks, Yeah,
you're looking really hot.

Speaker 10 (01:17:43):
And we recorded these gentlemen as well, so there will
be U Instagram of them acting to it in real time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
All right. So here's what they thought of Greg Gory.

Speaker 11 (01:17:52):
The first impressions of people we work with.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
What do you feel about this man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Breath?

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Boy looks like Pasta's factor.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
You look like a Star Wars step but guy every
morning finance bank banking.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
It looks like he's part of a Pyramids s geame loky.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Yeah, could be an insurance broker too, who knows?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Yeah, all right, I love her? Yeah, pretty accurate.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Yeahancy, I don't apparently, I don't know. I mean when
I guess were these they're at a gas station. They're
probably most of their food off the rollers. Yeah, they
were like super rich.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
He probably orders Feta cheety at the Olive Garden, that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Fancy reserved for the elites of world. All right, let's
see Menaces photo next. You want to see yours? Yeah,
okay it we're gonna go through everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah yeah, all right, here's minus. He's wearing a T
shirt with logo on it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
You're supposed to do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Oh well, okay, So when when they actually put the
photos to the sales team and everything else, they they
had to They told me they had to get.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Rid of the logo.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
So it's just a black shirt, jeans because he you're
not allowed to have logos and a lot of stuff
that they would use these photos for.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
What is that shirt? Anyway? It's a back to the
Future shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
Okay, a small back to the Future logo, just like
five inches all right, So anyway, it's Menace and he's
doing one of his poses where he's uh, kind of saluting,
but it's just it's just yeah, it's just a peace sign,
like right up by his his right temple there, and
he's got he's smiling. His mouth is not open, no, no, yeah,

(01:19:29):
but yeah, he's got like a he's got like a
smile on there. Yeah, okay, it's not it's not the
market approach. So what do the guys have to say
about menace shaky clean gee nerd nerd where it's twenty
twenty five, he's gonna work?

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
What are oh skinny y?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Yeah, it's twenty twenty five, donna work divorce.

Speaker 10 (01:20:04):
So I really didn't know at that at that moment,
then they realized it was me not see it well
because did you wrap them up? But yeah, then then
they figured it out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Can they come?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
No, No, no, it's just that we kept on.

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
We kept on showing the photos first and then they
looked up and then they realized that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Yeah, that's that's pretty funny. Let's see the picture of
Sea Bass next Sea Bass all rights you also, because
you weren't with us when we did these photos. I
was around, but I left there. Do you want to
take individuals like no? Was he hiding behind the post
and gets from Greg and they made me come in
and another day to do a pho like don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
It's it's like we didn't even plan it. All wearing
black but.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
It's like black shirt, blue jeans.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Very yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Now, the the look like on his face, it looks
like and just the way you're postured and everything. No,
it's like can I tell my kids, like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Can you just please stand still?

Speaker 7 (01:21:07):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Look at one picture we get out of here, you know,
like like that looking like which is why exactly how
I felt. Yeah, I want to be here, what's going on?
But typically when there's a camera there, like you'll start
doing like some kind of like the putting the rows
in your mouth or I was just like your profile picture.
All right, So what what what are the dudes of
the gas station have to say about Sea Bass? Their

(01:21:29):
first impressions, You.

Speaker 9 (01:21:32):
Look like a manager. He looks like he'll fire my ass.
He looks like my boss.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
This one looks like he got loky money, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
They could probably tell you have a cyber truck. Yeah,
is what it is like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
You know, this guy drives a cyber trucks. So cool,
and he also looks like stronger than me, and somebody
had be jealous. He probably pulls more chicks ways.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Yeah, you know, like.

Speaker 16 (01:21:57):
His forehead is a little bit of normal. There's no,
it's not the four fingers. It's the fingers that is accurate.
It's always been on account of the balding.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Right, that was Akyle of I've always had a large
skull thanks to giant brains.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Okay, is that what that? All right? That's Let's see
Gina's photo. Gina's very photo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Jenny also she knows how to take pictures because she
takes them all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I try, I do take herself. Yeah, all right, So
it's nice, fairy pocket.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
Very casual, friendly and approachable, warm smile, really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Nothing about that says like Karen or anything negative. We
just I'm saying, like you looks yeah, yeah, like yeah,
you see you seem like like a friendly person.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
They agree.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Let's see what the guys the gas station had to say.
Geni's first impression.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Got a nice mom.

Speaker 16 (01:22:45):
I mean, she loves she works in corporate h definitely
got kids. Yeah, just she just looks like a basic mom,
like a soccer mom, actually soccer.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Mom s John met the soccer games for no reason,
see what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Then, and I see the ones the referee k.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Really did look like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I did not get a Karen five off that photo.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
It kind of devolved that they from that was a
wide swing they did.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
We know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
I think it's I think it's like once they said
you got a kid mini van soccer mom. Ye, those
are Karen's. I think they started doing like association because
the photo does not scream that.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
To me, I'm pretty chills, which is why I've been
a fan of banning that word for some time now,
because it it becomes a little lazy go to it's
Karen as These gentlemen just.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Displayed, yeah, do we not do we not send a
photo of Sammy out there? So unfortunately these guys didn't
have enough time to call.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
To work right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
Other places, and we tried, but any person that we
took photo the photo of Sammy too just like have
one word answers. They don't have anything negative to sect
to be why does that have to man?

Speaker 11 (01:24:01):
But can't it just be there for you?

Speaker 10 (01:24:02):
I mean they didn't have like really anything to say. Yeah,
she's fine, she's nice, she looks nice, she looks nice.
All right, it's uh yeah, remind me of my picture.
I don't think i've seen it since they Yeah, okay,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
Okay, okay, t shirt, nice open posture.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
But I have gray jeans on as opposed to blue jeans,
so you know, yes, we had a lot of black.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
But yeah, I always have. I always had.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
One kind of dorky, kind of smiling dorky. I could
have have a startup or something.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah right, yeah, maybe all right, here's what the here's
what they have to say. Impression.

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
He looks like he's a morning drinker, lock of a coffee.
It looks like you've done bad bro. Man, Man, I'm
gonna be honest. Man, you gotta hit the gym. Yeah, like, man,
you know, no hard feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
I like the shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
They got to change up the jean zone.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
You need a more to show real hit the gym.
I'm gonna realize.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I can see him getting my drink wrong. Like I
can see him like, oh, I ordered a frap. He
gives me like the drink hot or something. You know,
you know where he would be good. He would be good.
If you went to look at like contests for Seth
Seth Rogan, you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Could win it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
You could win Seth Rogen. Yeah, but Seth Rogan's a
skinny Ever seen that. Wow, if you grew your hair,
because what folks don't realize what he has a you frow.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
That's true, let it grow. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
One of our old friends who used to work on
the show Jake remember the phone screener, Jake, sure, our
first phone screener. He hit me up and he just
he just told me because I guess there was like
pictures online of trying to find the picture here. Oh
it was from Eminem's daughter got married. He goes, anybody
will tell you you look like like low Key, you
look like o Zempic or Eminem looks like Ozempic. You

(01:26:04):
you have been told, and that's been more recent.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
In front of me that oh he looks like it's
the beard beard.

Speaker 11 (01:26:14):
Yeah, Eminem changed his look to look like you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Why wouldn't he you know, I mean cool, In a
million years.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
Would you ever have thought like you're getting compared to Eminem. No,
it's happened a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah, all right, we have we have one one more
boards that tough guard. He's wearing like an overcoat or.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Like a duster, goatee, long hair, looks mad.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, it looks angry. He looks like the kind of
guy you like. Crossed to the other side of the street.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Yeah, it's a current Bill Array Cyrus. No, thank you now,
remind remind me, didn't you say like one of the
reasons you've kept the look is just because you like
getting the reaction.

Speaker 14 (01:26:57):
I do enjoy surprising people, like usually, you know, the
old lady will think I'm a creepy person and then
I hold the door open for them, or people will
think I'm kind of a scumbag, and then I'm the
nicest person, literally surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Yeah, he's a guinea pig enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I mean, how how scary? Could he be very friendly?

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Depends on the day. That's not how angry I get.
All right, well, so we have board. What do you
what are you wearing that? It's like some kind of
it's a long jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
It's it's a real long jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Yeah, all right, here's the guys at the gas station
and their first impression of board.

Speaker 9 (01:27:29):
What you haven't got least his high school listens to
that rock and I'll turn into music rock. But he
looks like, you know, what's how to get in march
Pits a school street?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Like from the nine? He's like.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Scary, works at party like Circumcate or something. Scary. Good
Jesus for Halloween?

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
All right, excellent, good Jesus for Halloween?

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Wowtyle?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
All right, Well there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Nothing I haven't heard before.

Speaker 14 (01:28:03):
Yeah, you know fellow students, parents, teachers who call the Columbine.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
You know they called you then y one teacher nicknamed
me Columbine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Okay, so that's back in the day. You couldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Now that's problematic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah it was fun, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Well there's no new first impressions again. I kind of
like the idea of like just finding other weird people,
weird places, like random gas stations, saying we got to
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
For work. Show is next, hang on show?

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:28:49):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
Hey, it's only fair that those people that are looking
at our photos and everything and they can make a
snap judge, but we can't get mad. People like to say, like,
I don't just judge people based on their appear. Oh,
we totally do, everybody, and you know that you do,
whether you want to admit it or not. Everybody does,

(01:29:09):
even your mom. Everybody, Yeah, probably mostly your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Yeah, if you want to see the guys reacting in
real time, there's a video up on our Instagram right now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I have to show on Instagram. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I thought about like people who go into confession at church.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
And you know that dude sitting in there.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Judging God like right, but how the Yeah, it sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Like you're you're a person first. Yeah, and you're hearing
people come in. They're they're spilling their guts and all
this stuff that you know, they want to get good
with god on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Oh god, you're such a whore. Yeah, jeez right.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
Yeah, I wonder if anybody's like kind of lost it,
like where someone's.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
In there like I'm sorry father for I have stand
and they go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
You gotta hear like an audible something deal. Yeah, Hey,
the marvelous missus Main's this is my example, like a
TV show. I judge that hardcore just by the name
of course, not a great name. Didn't didn't want to
watch it. Everybody kept telling me it's so great and
got to watch it, and I did. It's it's funny.
It is really good. Yeah, Like I I judge that

(01:30:14):
OnlyFans model that hooked up with the one thousand plus
dudes in twelve hours. Yeah, I'm sure she's a lovely
person once you get to know her, that's all. It's
one of them, It's all I need to know about you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Well, I think those guys got to know her on
the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Oh get it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
It's like sometimes I'm too quick to jump the gun
on the sarcasm. No, I was serious. I mean Greg
judges people constantly. Of course, if you have a nose ring,
I judge that was yeah, yeah, instant gross. Every time
I see one. Now I think of Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
I ruined you, she loves it, ruined you. Yeah, that's
what he says. Everybody judges.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
He loves rainbow colored hair.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Yeah that's nice, fancy.

Speaker 10 (01:30:58):
Yeah, anybody that looks like one of our listeners. Oh
exactly what you're said. Okay, yeah, don't worry listeners menace.
So he's not must to make it clear that. I'm
just saying that he's not just he doesn't judge your
hair to like you. Yeah, he's not judging judging you personally,
get it. Yeah, people will just whatever it is about you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
I hear it daily.

Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Greg's too perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Yeah yeah, no, but.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Whatever it is, people are like, oh, well, you know,
you're not allowed to have an opinion for whatever reason. Yeah,
something disqualifies from when.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
Whatever that is, I'm going to start crapping a kids.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Soccer right, yeah exactly, I know, start complaining more. Show
is coming up in a bit