The Woody Show November 11th 2024 Podcast

Weekend cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Will Gina Know it? & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Morning.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well it's a brand new week. It's Monday morning. It
is November the eleventh, twenty twenty four, and a good morning.
Thanks for being here. We made it. You made it good.
That's a good start. It's like spelling your name right
on the SAT. You give me poks for that.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Right, I think. I think that's the only place to you.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, oh oh yeah, just put your name, putting your
name on there, all right. I don't even remember what
I got on that dumb thing. My name is whatdy?
That's Greg Gory?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Wait, yeah, what's the perfect score on that sixteen?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's what I got you? That's what I got. I
never took it, never took it once, sucky. Greg Gory's here.
There's Menace. Hi, Gina grad Good morning to you. There's
Sammy Sea Masses here. We got bored, we got Caroline.
They're in the Woody Show production department. There's Morgan. She
is our associate producer.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Vaughn is here.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
He is our video producer. Phones are open for you
at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven coming up for you on
the show today, weekend cheers and jeers. Hopefully you're a
weekend was good. We also have the trending news headlines
that we're gonna do for you today and it's a
will they know it? And will they know it? And

(02:02):
we're gonna put Gina Grad to the test. I'm scared
it's something that she claims that she knows a lot about.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Okay, tap dancing.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
But we'll see, We'll see how you do. I know
there's gonna be a lot of people out there who
know all the answers. But all right, but you're you're
a self proclaimed expert of this. I mean, think about
some of the things that you think that you're really
good at, Like what would you know a lot about?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
I mean, I like Dolly Parton, it's not it's not Dolly.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Do you really know how to tap dance?

Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah? Tap dancing for a millionaires?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (02:37):
I have a friend like a champion Little girls do
He was on Star Searge. That's amazing. So if you
guys want a battle.

Speaker 8 (02:44):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Cool, Yeah, all right, we're gonna have to have her
do that at one of our events idea.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah, we'll bring a little wood board.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Yeah. Character. Yeah, there is almost guys that used to
we're like tap dance outside of my old building.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
I bet he's better than I am, really.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, but people were entertained by Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Phones are open, texts are open. We got a lot
of other stuff coming up for you this morning, including
the entertainment The birthday is porn of Birthday. That's all
later on this hour. So I've got some more animal
news for you, starting with my own animal. My dog
Cassie just went to the vets last week, and this bitch,

(03:31):
in six months has gained eleven pounds.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's a lot for a dog.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
That's a lot.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, and so on. So my wife and I could
not figure it out. We're like, what the hell is
going on? But she's otherwise healthy. They did all the
other stuff to make sure that everything else is fine,
that it wasn't like a like a weight gain from
some other thing maybe going on. Right, Yeah, she used
to be seventy three pounds, now she's eighty four pounds.
She's a gold a golden retriever getting the.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Food, because don't she give her the same measurement?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, No, she's on okay, and
I give it if I do give her something like
there's a at the grocery store they sell pulled chicken,
you know, like from the rotisserie chickens they don't sell.
So yeah, I take that. I think I'll eat some
of that. I'll put a little like buffalo sauce on there,
something hot sauce or whatever. Easy. But man, we also

(04:25):
call it in our house dog chicken, and so like
I'll give her a few pieces of that, Like I
have some chicken. She has chicken. But that's like the
only kind of treat that I ever give her. My
wife only gives her two little treats after like at
like at the end of the night before we go
to bed, she'll let her out and on the way
and she gets these two little treats and that's it. Yeah,
turns out my daughter, oh has been like clearing out

(04:49):
the treat cabinet because I was wondering I got because
I was buying. Like, she loves those dips. Have you
ever seen those like ranch dips? No, they're for dogs
for people like milk bone the little yeah they called
so like the it's a milk bone little dog biscuit,
but on the bottom of it, they've dipped it in

(05:10):
peanut butter. They smell awesome. They have some that are
gingerbread for the holidays. Smells like straight up gingerbread cookies.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Anyway, so I, you know, buy a couple of bags
of those at a time, and like, those should last
us a while. But I was noticing, like, where are
these things going? She's been given them to the dog,
So wow.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
Did you tell her to knock it off?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Like everything in.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Our house is fat?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Geez?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, actually it's just me and the dog, which makes
sense because we are soulmates. Little baby, a little fat baby.
All right, some other uh some other animal news. How
about some fun facts when it.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Comes to little dugans.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Ye, Jack is the most popular name the average guy
gives to his dugan.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
I can see that, which is weird.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I don't know if I've ever known anybody who's had
a dog named Jack.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
I can guess the girl dog names.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
All right.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I have the most popular name the average woman gives
to her dog.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
Well, I know, either Molly or Luna.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Oh no, no, Daisy, it's Bella.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
It's Bella, Bellah.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I know it's been on the list the entire time
I had my dog, you, Lucy, It's always it was Molly,
and then every dog was Luna.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I thought it was warm. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Sit down, horror, Lay down, horror. Let's see. Labrador Retriever
is the average guy's favorite dog breed. Yeah, yeah, mind popular,
mine's gold. I do like labs, but my and dumb,
and they're just fun. German Shepherd is the breed most
likely to help a guy attract a date.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Okay, they're strong and cool. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I guess thirty percent of men have used their dog
as a wingman.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Sure that's it. Yeah, how about ninety seven? You think, oh,
girls go crazy?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, but I was like, that's not that's not the purpose.
I think they just maybe have a dog. But I
think there are thirty seven percent of guy's got a
dog to have a wingman.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
You're a single guy with the.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Dog, you'll do just fine.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I was never a single guy with a dog. So
hard to have a frame of reference on it. Okay,
so what do you Okay, what do you ladies think? Honestly,
maybe Sammy, take a break. H I'm saying, like, okay,
so you see a guy but he's got like one
of those like little like purse dogs or like one
of those like you have a little dog with your chick.
But you see like a single guy and he's got

(07:36):
a little dog.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Are we talking about? You love item?

Speaker 7 (07:41):
Look he's holding that's that's a wingman. Because the girl
stays at eye level. It's like, oh, you just look cute.
Oh yeah, I love those dogs really yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Yeah, I don't see the problem obviously, because I I
know some guys who have little dogs, and it's.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Because they grew up with little dogs.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
So then when they got older, that's what they got.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's what they used to, it's what they like. I mean,
I prefer to be smaller dogs because big dogs take
big dumps and I don't want to clean.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
But either way, you're picking up poop.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Less let's see here, Oh all right, do get fun facts?
Fifty of people have told their dog is secret they
have kept from everybody else.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, I have done that.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I've not done that.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I mean, what would I tell my dog?

Speaker 8 (08:25):
You're to be fair?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Your suicide pack isn't secret.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, that's not a secret. Yeah, but I've had conversations
with her, Yeah, talking about dogs every day. And my conversations,
I mean, like, how is your day? Would you do today?
Blah blah, Like you know, she's not answering me. But
I'm just petting her and like talking calm to her.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
I'm always her. I'm always asking my dog how she
got to be so cute and was so cute?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I said, did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, what happened to your wings? I don't see your
wings anymore. Did you lose your wings? Or he made
a sugar because you're so sweet?

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Did you drop your name tag a packet? Sugar?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Did you drop your.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
That's good?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Eighty eight percent of guys without dogs want one. Sixty
five percent of guys have been bit by a dog
right has right on the nuts, right right right in
the bag.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
It's still have a scar and it's still itches sometimes.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Twenty five percent of people wish their dog wasn't such
a woosh. Sleeping all day is the aspect of a
dog's life the average owner envies the most.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Yes, I speak everything about my dog.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Every morning I leave, they're just snoozing.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Snooze in, lying around, playing, getting fed. Because that's loved.
That's I mean, that's that's what I think. When I
look at her, I go, man, what are you doing tomorrow?
What are you doing the next day. It's like it
doesn't matter, life edge, life of luxury.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Every day is Saturday.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, Like your food is just put out for you,
you know what I mean. I think everybody just can't
wait to love on you.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Right, they deserve it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Ten is the number of slobs who never pick up
after their dog in public, let their dog eat table scraps. Well, yeah, every.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Once in a while, yeah, okay, very rarely.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Here's what I'll do, Like, if you know we're having
something or whatever, I'll finish it and maybe i'll give
her like one little tiny piece at the very end.
I got a piece of chicken or a piece of steak.
She has that. But then I'll let her lick the plate. Oh,
I'll let her lick the plate clean because I'm putting
in the dishwasher anyway, I don't care, and it's her.
I'm not eating off of the plate after that, you know. So,
Like when I'm about to get up and go put

(10:29):
it in the sink, rint it off, put in the dishwasher.
I just let her do the the pre rints. Basically,
I get it.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
But that doesn't freak you out at all. No plate
has dog slav all around.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I'm about to put it in the dishwasher. I don't
put it back in the cabinet.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
If your dog crapped on the plate, would you put
it in the dishwasher and then put it back in
the cabinet.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
That'd be cool, you would.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I mean I'd cleaned the plate off, right, but.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
You'd still Okay. Then you're being totally intellectually honest, because
to me, it's all gross germs from a dog.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
But what about the gross germs Like you go to
a rest think of all the people who have used
those fours? Yeah, those people like any restaurant you've been to,
or like how many people's stupid faces have been on
those pillows? That's true, Yeah, they maybe they changed the pillowcase.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
But still it's like, that's a good point, very good point.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Dude. You're kidding, Like, if dog's the cleanest thing, that's yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I mean she's licking my face, but she's licking my nose,
you know, like, oh, you're getting little kisses?

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Is that before after she eats poop outside?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
No, for sure, it's uh yeah, once she does that,
she's no, no kissing. Yeah, no kisses for the rest
of the day. We'll wait till tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
I never kissed my dogs on the lips.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
I don't. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
I don't kiss right the lips. I don't kiss right
the lips.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
I know people that kiss their dogs on the limp.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
No, no, I don't let her lick my lips. I
don't kiss her on her lips. I've kissed her on
her snout.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, or like right between the eyes. Yeah, you know,
I'll hold her by both ears and that's it barely.
God damn, I love that dog. Let's see twenty two
percent of people I've spent twenty thousand dollars or more
to save their dog's life.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, so I'll share something. I'll break some news that
my dog chro has cancer, and so yeah, it's probably
gonna spend a lot of money to do whatever I
can to help her out.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
So what about that pet insurance you talk about that
cover like that stuff that you so.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
It will cover a lot, yeah, lot, but not everything.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
What kind of like skin cancer?

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah, it's a skin cancer. It sucks, but you know
we're gonna do our best.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Right now, she's fine, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Like they always say about like human beings, like if
you're a guy, at some point, if you live long enough,
you'll have prostate cancer.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeahs like really, yeah, yeah you've never heard that.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Oh yeah, like yeah, like you know you might not
even get diagnosed with like you have it.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
And then same thing with dogs, like if a dog
lives all because the how is the dog?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
She's ten years old?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, so if a dog lives long enough, like the
dog will get some form of cancer.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
When I was basically adopted a very senior dog with
lots of problems for the four months I had and
when it was just me, I spent three grand four months.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Oh yeah, well, wait to bring the whole segment to it.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
It's not she's enjoying life, she's not.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
What is the so what does the vetsay? The VETSA,
that's a prognosis.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
I mean she had surgery and so had a bunch
of things removed. But they want to take her to
another specialist. So we're we found like the best specialists around.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
How long ago did this happen that she had surgery?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Remember the surgery?

Speaker 6 (13:44):
She had surgery? I like, no, I would say about
a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
And you hear all about the thousand pounds, sisters and
everything else. Bring up the surgery, like the cancer.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
He knows when it comes to my microphone had phones.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I muted it.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
It might be before he no, the surgery. Yeah, I'm
talking about like the cancer die. Oh no, I didn't show.
This is the first I know. Like, how long have
you known about that?

Speaker 12 (14:09):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Probably like officially for like a couple of days. Yeah,
we're just trying to We were just trying in the
middle of trying to find a specialist.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
All yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, forty four percent of people won't kick the dog
out of the bedroom when they're having sex. We won't
kick her out.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Does she stare?

Speaker 4 (14:27):
No, she lays on her bed and she doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
It's done.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Fifteen percent of people have dressed their dog up at
a sweater or other clothing got yeah, yep. And seventy
five percent of men say no to small dogs.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (14:46):
Almost it's a lot of men.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
See.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Maybe that's why I don't understand it. Like I understand
like again, Sammy having a small dog, I get it.
I don't get another dude having a small dog. Yeah,
it's a weird choice.

Speaker 7 (14:56):
I knew a guy who had got rky and took
it everywhere.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I don't consider those French bulldogs. Man, it's even another Yeah, smaller, smaller,
that's not what I mean. I mean like like thirty pounds,
I mean like yor keys.

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Yeah, you know he was annoying. He would like put
her in his like jean jacket, like watch the movie,
like take her to the movie theater. That was pretty obnoxious.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, all right, Well, the phones are open eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
You can hit us up with the text over to
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Woody Show is next. Hangou their diary.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I guess the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Everybody. I hope you're enjoying the Woody Show podcast. Just
a heads up.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
This Thursday, Huntington Beach, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 12 (15:37):
At Wild Fork Foods from three to five pm doing
a bunch of giveaways for Team part tickets, concert tickets,
Woody Show merch in more this Thursday, November fourteenth, three
to five pm at Wild Fork Foods and Huntington Beach.
Hope to see you there, Come on through. Everybody is welcome.
In the meantime keeping joining the Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
We are answering the call of destiny. This is The
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world, to the beginning of a brand new week.
It's Monday morning. It's November the eleventh, twenty twenty four.
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
We've got menace is grand morning to you.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Good morning Sammy.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Right here, we got sea bass phones open eight seven
seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can also hit us up with a text over
to to nine eight seventh. Part of the plan this hours,
get you up in and all the trending news headlines
let you know it's going on there. Gina Groan's gonna
have that for us. Plus the weekend cheers and jeers years,

(16:46):
how's your weekends? PUFFA was a fun, fantastic weekend for you.
Weekend cheers and cheers.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I will start.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I just want to give a shout out to our friend,
comedian Joe Koy. We did a Woody Show field trip
to his show with some listeners who won their way there,
and we went to the show and we got to
see Joe of course, and you know, people don't get
much nicer than Joe Coy. So it's cool to see. Uh,

(17:24):
you know, when he lives in excess, I'm fine with it.
You know, there are certain people, there are certain people
that you see like well, especially in the time now
of YouTubers and people who really what do you really do? True,
here's a guy who started from absolutely nothing watching you know,
Eddie Murphy comedy specials and just got bit by the

(17:44):
bug and wanted to do it and just built what
he's got by himself.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
So who grinds harder than him?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I mean there's a lot of people who work hard.
I get it, but you know what I mean, Like
some of those people are jerks. Yeah, and he's such
a nice guy, So Jenners and here's the real real cheer. Besides,
you know, Joe Cooy, we already knew that he was
a good guy. Got to meet two thirds of boys
to men, which is really super cool. That was awesome.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, that was that was super cool. My jeers. I
have two people in particular in my life who have
full on melted down from the election results. And so
my jeers are the people who get so affected that
basically they've given.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Up on life.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
They won't speak to anybody, they're not going out anywhere.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You know.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Of course, they're like, well, I'm trying to think of,
you know, what else can I do? Where else can
I go?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Like they want?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
They're thinking that they're literally and I'm not talking about
in generalities. There are two people in my life. One
person is a super close friend. And I get you
that we all have this person in our life, my friend.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
This is somebody that you know as well.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
What you're putting down, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
And and the thing is like this person, this is
the other person. Now they're legitimately considering giving up everything
that they currently have to do anything else anywhere else, Okay,
because they.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Just I mean, then do it?

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah, because you just can't.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Yeah, nobody's love this saying don't talk about it, be
about it anyway. So let's just say it and I
saw this this morning.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Saw.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I'm going to send this off to these two people too.
Let's just say you're too depressed about the results of
the election, and you quote just can't with the idea
of living here for the next four years of a
Trump presidency. Well, there's a cruise line that has announced
a special package called Skip Forward, which will allow you
to spend four years on.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
A cruise ship, go amazing, returning home just in time
for the next president. Really, okay, you'll travel all seven
continents and go to one hundred and forty countries.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Affordable. Now, Greg, I'm glad you brought that up because
everybody's wondering how much.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Let's play.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
It's now four years, four years, My god, I would
minimum two hundred and fifty grand minimum.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
That's exactly what I was going to say. I'll say
two hundred thousand.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
One hundred and twenty five thousand.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Up at to three fifty.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh, Greg, you were so close. Oh really with your
first guest, A single occupancy room, so just by yourself
for all four years, two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars,
that's not about Yeah, a double, all inclusive, yeah, double
occupancy room. Started three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. But
that covers everything on board the ship, so all your food,
your drinks.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Too bad.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I mean they've got a fitness center and a spa.
They also have options for shorter cruises of varying lengths,
including what they have the mid term option, which is
two years, so it could be back in time for
mid term elections.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
The company is offered this if you're more actually interested
in this is villa v residences.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Okay for villa v residences.

Speaker 11 (20:51):
Cull us about this because this is a thing now.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
People are they retire country years?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Absolutely, everything's right there.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
There's medical Yeah, you know what, if you want to
get out for four years, please do It'll help us
all because it's.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
I have to hear your whining.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Hear the winding. Traffic will be better, dude.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I get being disappointed.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Things are gonna be less crowded.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
And your team loses, you know, loses a big game, championship.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I understand people now with this kind of stuff. It's
your team, your team lost, and you're upset. So how
much time do you you to be miserable for four years?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Get being pissed? For like a couple of days or whatever.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
But like I you know, I'm telling you, man, these
two people in my life, they are I mean, this
is beyond just being disappointed.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
They're off the deep end.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
It's insane.

Speaker 7 (21:38):
But also it feels like a cop out, like if
you're so mad, stay here and do something, you know,
do whatever you can do.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Or follow through on your idle threat of it.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
And it's funny to me when you know, we're sitting
here laughing at you know, the woman that was like
freaking out or the woman who was like shaving her
head and protest.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, this is the kind of thing that I figure
you would enjoy the meltdown Woodie.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh no, I do. But when it's people who are
in my life, and for example, there like this one
person just isn't talk to anybody, just fell off the
face of the earth, won't talk to anybody, won't get
back to anybody.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Yeah, like, I'll have one conversation about it on how
you're disappointed, But I don't want to continue doing that.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
It can't become your personality.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah, it's exactly totally pointless. I'm not into that at all.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
So because it's like this check that's like this. I'm sorry,
is that a thing? I'm picturing these two people that
I know who I love. These are people that I love,
and I don't want to give up on them, but man,
they're giving up on everybody else. It's you know, it's

(22:47):
a shame. All right, weekend cheers and jeers, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'm going to give lots of cheers to this weekend
because it was a flawless weekend, so much fun. Uh
special cheers to all the drinks we had on Friday night.
And I would like to shout out something I just
learned about duck setto cherries. So I was ordering whiskey

(23:12):
sours and they usually put like a I don't even
know what you call it, thank you, They usually put that,
but they put in these, what I've found out from
our friend Tim, are called duck setto cherries, and they're dense,
meaty sweet cherries that are so damn good. I was like,
is he.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Eating olives or blueberries?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
They look like blueberries, a dark cherry. It's like a
dark cherry. They're called duck setto. Oh wait, I got
that wrong. I just looked at it, Luxardo, I thought,
said Luxarto cherries and they're really, really really good. So
a special shout out to that a new addiction. Yeah,
Luxordo cherries. Also shout out to celebrating my thirteen year

(23:55):
anniversary with Mario, which is, as we all know, that's
seventy two in gay year y that's for real. And
then the only jear I can find is the endless
spam text that I'm getting now, and they've gone from well,
no these are They used to be something along the
lines of, hey, this is Linda from HR we have

(24:16):
a position, Yeah, those types of things, right, or just
the hi, how are you? Or are you still picking
me up at the airport?

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Those kind of texts you're on somebody's list.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Now it's the ultimate. Hey this is Mia. Do you
remember me? Here's my number?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Call me color because yeah, hey, hey it's Deborah.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Let's let's go get drinks tonight. Oh my god, there's
got to be better technology to and these we spam.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I was reading an article about this, talking about how
the number of spam texts have really shot up. It's
because there's been all these data breaches from places that
you've legitimately so it wasn't like places that you've already said, Okay, yeah,
they have your number. It's because they got hacked and
all you're from, your info is out on the dark web. Greg,
that should make you feel better. So the reason for

(25:07):
it just because your stuff's on the dark web.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Okay, don't worry about it. Don't worry sleep.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Well yeah right, yeah, yeah, somebody's stealing your title right now.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
It's You're fine. You can sleep at night.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, Gina grad Weekend Cheers and Jeers.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Well, yeah, the Cheers was just an incredible show. Joe
killed it, and of course boister Men coming out at
the end and all of us singing together was the
highlight of my life. Greg, you do have another jeers.
You probably just blocked it out because you were traumatized.
My jeers and Greg's jeers, if he remembers, is the

(25:44):
insane nuclear fart bomb. We got totally smacked in the
figs during the show.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
I smelled that Jo it.

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Was we were just like, what is happening? Why is
this happening to us?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I was looking around to see if anybody else noticed it,
but just.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Sitting Yeah, I was sitting next to Gina, but.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
You were sitting in between me, and yeah, that was
really tough to get through.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
We really struggled, like how does a fart hang that
heavy in a big open arena.

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah, we were really upset about.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
I also have another cheers for your Gina that you
probably forgot about because we went to the after party
and you weren't You weren't drunk, but it was very
dark in the in the VIP area and she goes
to sit down. There's no chair there, so you fell

(26:40):
fell there.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I wasn't that.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
I was just well, no, she was altered.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
By that point. Like the reason that she got to
the venue latest because she and Vaughan Routes and Morgan
were all outside getting high.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
That's right, regardless she I mean, she was together. It
was just dark.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
It was super super dark. I'm talking to Sammy. My
eyes are locked in on Sammy.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm like.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I was dying.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
It was so funny and honestly, like Mana said in
her defense, it looked like the bench went all the
way across the wall, and for some reason there.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
Was this weird small cap where.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
There was just no chair, no bench. You couldn't see
right on the ground.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
That was really funny. I forgot about that.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
It was right, it was great.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
I met its weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Obviously awesome weekend. The very next day, though, you know,
spend a little time around town, and I got to
witness a hot cake eating contest, a championship from like
eaters from around the.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
World, hot cake, hotcakes, hot cake.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
So you don't got hot cake eating contest.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I thought, it's either like chicks and bikinis eating cakes
or like cake they put in the microwave.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yeah, because there's pancakes and then there's hotcakes. So hotcakes
are different because its a different recipe. But yeah, eaters
from around the world. It was completely epic. It ruled hard.
And then later that day I went to the UC
headquarters with Morgan and it's so cool to see that
because Morgan is just such a fan of the UFC,

(28:24):
and I saw her Instagram. Yeah, and then just her
being around all the fighters and how comfortable she is
just talking to everybody because she's so knowledgeable about everything.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Oh, I looked comfortable.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Really, yeah you did. I was freaking out on this, no, no,
but you you were great talking to everybody there, and
it's cool just to see that, to see somebody that's
a fan experiencing something like that, so it was cool.
My only jeers though, was that we were so busy
that day, like the hotcake thing that I went to
and then into the UFC, that we were so busy

(28:54):
I didn't even have time to eat. So I was
starving all day long. And then at the end of
the night, the UFC had like a dinner set out
for everybody, but we're waiting to talk to one fighter
before we're taking a flight out, and so we didn't
even have time to eat at all. It's good, a
huge flatter out for everybody.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
I think you couldn't eat while you were waiting for
this fighter, No.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Because we're in another room somewhere.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah, and we got to be ready when he walks in.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
That's like torture. Just take the plate.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah, no staying there eating time because he was gonna
walk in at any moment. So then we just had
to do that one interview and then catch a flight,
so they didn't get to eat all day.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
O my god, starving, I mean, that's the nightmare, Like
we wake up in cold sweats. Everybody on the show,
Like I know.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
I watched this contest of everybody eating like hardcore because
they were gonna we're gonna eat afterwards. But again, it
ran so long, I didn't have time how to go
to UFC. So no food all day.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
That's worse what you experienced than just knowing you're not
gonna eat all day because you kept getting tempted and
then having the leak. Yes, exactly, that's horrible.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers my cheers obviously.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
I mean Joe great event, He's always great.

Speaker 9 (30:10):
But also I decorated for Christmas, though I did the
tree different this year, and I'm so happy with it.
So I've been wanting, I know, but I've been wanting
colored lights again. I've been feeling nostalgic for the colored lights.
But I have a pre lit tree that has the
clear lights on it, and so I went and bought

(30:32):
colored lights and have them up with the clear lights
and it's amazing and I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
So I thought she was going to say because she
was very concerned about making sure that she'd be back
home in time for her sewing class. Well, yes, because
she did, because they were going to be using the machines.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yes, so we did.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
I hand at this point and then it's going to
be able to use the machines.

Speaker 9 (30:55):
Right, So we did learn the machine and how to
you know, get the thread on there and the whole
thing whatever. I have not sown anything yet, but our
pillow project is this weekend, so I'll tell you what
your life's pace.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Super exciting.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
That's very exciting, sex, drugs and rock and rolls.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Her life is like reading a Martha Stewart.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
Magazine or something that's comforting.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
It really is, all right eight seven seven forty four,
Woody hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven, there's your weekend. Cheers and jeers,
everybody said. With the text said, MENI should have met
and married Morgan sooner. He's got more stuff in common

(31:38):
with her than his own wife.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
I don't think so at all. Actually, pancakes and ufc
uh huh oh no, she didn't come pancakes. I want solo.

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Oh yeah, I was puking at that point. I hungover.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
We've got some more Woodies Show trending news headlines that's
coming up next.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
The show will be right back.

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Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh you want to play Psycho Killer?

Speaker 14 (32:29):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 12 (32:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
I want to be the sequel.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
This is the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
That's Morgan getting tased, And that was one of the
Morgan dares for dollars. Do you have like a ptsday
when thathing plays Morgan?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
No?

Speaker 8 (32:51):
I actually laughed pretty hard.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
All the way to the bank.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I forget how much you got for that.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
But I want to say like two hundred.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, well she spun the wheel and ended.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
Up being whatever it was healthy.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, worth it. Take that money. That was before the
nose Job fund though, So yeah, all right, g you
know what's happening in the news today.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
The new College Football Coaches Poll is out, and no surprise,
Oregon's still number one, and this time it's unanimous. The
next two spots still belonged to number three, Texas number
four Tennessee, who each moved up two spots. Penn State
is back in the top five after their win against Washington. Indiana,
who is ten and oh for the first time in

(33:33):
their history, jumps four places to number six. Notre Dame
number seven, and BYU moves up to number eight after
they rallied to beat Utah. Alabama is back in the
top ten at number nine after they destroyed LSU and
Georgia down big. They lost to Mississippi and fell eight
spots to number ten. That's their lowest ranking since twenty twenty.

(33:56):
Both Pittsburgh and Vanderbilt are this week's dropouts.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Lost.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, so I knew that was going to happen.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Yeah, you're yeah, go ahead, I heard coach Prime.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
He's throwing stuff around, right, Yeah, I mean that's sure
because that team sucked before he got there. So I mean,
they're not taking the world by storm. No, but getting
a lot. They're getting a lot of attention, and obviously
like it becomes more about like a like a recruiting
kind of thing, like you want to be part of
this thing because it gets so much attention. You know,

(34:26):
the whole Coach Prime brand is. You know, they're selling
a bunch of merchs. All of a sudden, you see
people with Colorado stuff.

Speaker 15 (34:35):
You know.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yeah, because see the first season, like, you know, not
that great and yeah it's.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
All I think they had zero wins the year before that,
you know, the year before he started, Oh he would
be one. I don't know, they're not very good.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Yeah, but this year they've been doing a lot better.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:50):
There was a shooting early yesterday morning during homecoming weekend
at Tuskegee University in Alabama. One person was killed, sixteen
others injured. The person who died, by the way, just
eighteen years old. Authorities say that a twenty five year
old guy was taken into custody while he was leaving
the scene and they found a handgun with a machine
gun conversion device on him. He's facing a federal charge

(35:11):
of possession of a machine gun. But that's all the
details we have right now. Classes for today have been canceled.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
No motive, Yeah not yet. That sucks well.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
From The Woody Show's follow up news desk. Remember those
forty three lab monkeys we talked about last week, They
escaped from South Carolina Runs five Monkeys Team Monkeys. Well,
twenty five of the forty three have been captured. Officials
say a significant number of the monkeys were in a
facility and were quote jumping back and forth over the

(35:40):
facilities fence. A team of veterinarians conducted wellness exams on
the recovered monkeys and say they're they're in good health
after their little crimes.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
You've been having so much fun.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Yeah, I got literally four months.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
But yes, they said that somebody left a door open
and then they all cut out of their freedom, just right. Yeah.
And then but they said the monkeys were so young
that they like don't have they didn't have like any
viruses on them yet, So everybody's good. And then they've
been trying to lure them back with food. So there, Yeah,
it works.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Were noted with the rage.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
How do you think they get us to meetings? Yeah,
lunch will be served, menister, just hoping it's not going
to be like from that one place that just brings
a bunch of pita and hummus.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
All that delicious stuff.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah, can I have some like fried chicken or some
pizza or something like.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Well, Arizona, who is well known for how long they
take to count votes after an election, became the last
state in the nation to call the race and award delegates.
In the twenty twenty four presidential race, Trump won Arizona
and the eleven electoral votes, pushing the final election scoreboard
two Trump three, twelve Kamala to twenty six.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
This Senate, I mean it's isn't that? Would that mean
that's all the swing states?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Sounds like yeah, yeah, damn that that never happens.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Yeah, the Senate went to Republicans, and they are also
just four seats away from keeping their majority in the House,
so it's gonna be tilted pretty good for a while.
And a FEMA employee has been fired after she instructed
a disaster relief team to avoid houses that had Trump
campaign signs.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
In their yard.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
The employee hasn't been named, but FEMA officials admit that
she violated FEMA principles, which say workers should help people,
no matter what their political affiliation is.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Final about it. I want to say it was Mike
the showkiller right now, but she doesn't work for FEMA.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Right skipses.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
She gave the instructions to workers who were responding to
Hurricane Milton in Lake Placid, Florida.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
That is so evil, idiot moron, that's not great again
these people that are politically crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Dude, Hey you heard my jears?

Speaker 7 (37:51):
Yeah, block, Well, finally we have some pretty good food
news that I think my seats.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Everybody wait now, get ready.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
For a restaurant mashup that's about to hit the US
dining brands is combining I Hop and apple Bee's. Oh
I saw this one roof.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, they're building. They're building the first location in Texas,
got about like San Antonio, right.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Yeah, near San Antonio.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
But they already have thirteen hybrid spots around the world,
so they've been test marketing this.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
I've been knowing about this. Yeah, of course they're attracting
my bone a little bit. Oh well, then less.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Of a shop. Now they're sharing. They're sharing a kitchen
and mixing up the menus to keep that cash flow
going all day long. So basically you stop in the
morning for some pancakes and swing back later for riblets.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
They got it all figured out.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Or or you can go there in the morning and
get your riblets. That's the thing they're saying.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
So it's just all hour.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
You can get breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
I love that breakfast for breakfast. That's not my thing.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Diners have been doing that forever.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
But when you take apple Bee's and all this stuff
that they've got, and you combine that with all the
stuff that I Hop guy, all the I Hop you know,
branded stuff, how about riblets on top of pancakes? Hell yeah,
I would be surprised. Last time I went into an
eye hop, they had I forget what the pancakes were,
but it was it was like straight up dessert.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
It's all cheesecake pancakes.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Something like that.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
And they got like cheesecake pink yeah, and cream cheese
frosted oh yeah. And you got fifteen different syrups. Rules
you know what.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
They didn't have the fifteen different syrups. Last time I
was there.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
I went, they didn't have that either.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
They brought you ask them for that. They just brought
the one like the regular maple, like when they're.

Speaker 7 (39:35):
All on that sticky tray you get your berry and yeah,
last time I went, they didn't even do where they
leave the coffee pot at your table.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Oh yeah, I think that was one of my.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Favorite I think this stuff you got a request that you.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Know, my favorite thing is too.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Now that we're talking about leaving a coffee pot at
the table, how about when you used to go to
those places and you'd order a milkshake and they'd bring
you the milkshake it was already in the glass, and
they brought you the extrae in that that metal cup
that you would use to actually blend it.

Speaker 7 (40:04):
But having a good old fashioned hospitality.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
That was a that was a diner thing.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
Absolutely. Well, they're planning on opening fifteen of these, so menace.
Are you even interested in this?

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Oh yeah, I definitely I'll go. Yeah, of course, of course.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
All right, very good, And that's what's going on with
all right.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, there was something you know, Gary ve yeah, Gary
him through you. He he was posting something about like
just how powerful you know, social media can be. I
think it was Chili's. Chili's had like this new like
triple cheese.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yeah, the resurgence of Chili's is all things to social media.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
To one post by this girl who has no affiliation
with chili. She just posted this thing. It was about
like some new triple cheese I don't know thing that
they had an appetizer thing and she took a bite
and she stretched it out for how much cheese was
in this thing. It went megaviral.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Oh the Triple Dipper. What is this? I gotta find it.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I don't know. It's triple cheese something. And anyway, so
that one video it spread so much. Their sales increased
forty percent overall, not of that one item, forty percent
overall because that many people went to Chili's after this viral.
One chick, One chick. So they're talking about how, you know,

(41:21):
these brands or people spend just dumb money advertising and whatever,
but like there's one video that was it it pops off. Yeah,
they spend all this money on bad creative where there's
like one good piece of creative that you spend like
no money on that increases your sales forty percent.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah, you have a whole team try and figure out
how to do that, and then one person just does
it fly.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
We get we get that meetings every once in a while, Well,
well we got to come up with a viral video.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Like YT's say again.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
It reminds me of the conversation that Doc Brown and
Marty had in Doc's you know, living room in nineteen
fifty five about how to harness lightning. You know, let's
go do it, but we don't have the clock tower flyer,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
That's what I would love to do, because we talked
about like what would you do if, you know, if
you didn't do radio? And I would love to be
like an influencer manager for a company agency, yeah, because
like I would like, let's say, like visit whatever city, right,
I would just love to like be work for a
coming that for like a super crappy city. But I

(42:23):
would know all the good influencers and I would just
have them because this is what Europe did, and this
is where like all these crappy cities in Europe they
had like really good uh managers that got these influence
influencers to go and make it look awesome and then
their travel has just exploded like three thousand percent.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, so then but you can get there it sucks. Yeah,
I would like you get the chili's and blows. But man,
I tell you what, that triple cheese moncerella s FU
a little extra effort, I think we can up our ability.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Be right back fast.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I'm laughing at this because I could never imagine my
parents taking part in something like this. But the Wall
Street Journal did a story on how the new thing
for parents is to visit their kid at college and
party with them. I can't picture my mom at a
college party.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
No, this is a no fly for me.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
My dad maybe gets down. My dad gets down.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
My dad took random drugs from some listener at one
of our Christmas partners and he and he was like
he was cross faded because he had been drinking a
bunch and then he had this whatever he took from somebody,
and we thought he died.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
He really did think hyper I believe the party.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yeah, and take them to the emergency room. You're being serious, yeah,
oh yeah, we thought he was dead.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
What made you think?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Because he was completely unresponsive. My stepmother's smacking them. I'm like,
I got like, yeah it was I was, wow, this
guy's dead.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Yes, I can't party with the medics.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeah. Well, and that was after he was crying. Yeah,
I've seen him crying.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Yeah, well he gets he's very emotional. I think it's
what happens when you get older.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Yeah, that's terrifying.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Anyway, would your parents ever like go and if you
were in college, will they show up the party with you?
Text yes or nomes over to two two night?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
He said.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Anyway, the Wall Street Journal headline here is it's ten
am and dad's doing jello shots. Must be parents Weekend.
So like the tours of the campus and the meeting professors,
that that's all still a thing, but more and more
parents are following that up with turn it Up. They
talked to a fifty three year old mom from Kansas,
multiple kids, who said she's gone to uh nine parents

(44:43):
weekends at three different schools. She's played lots of beer,
pong and flip cup. She even held a girl's hair
back while she was puking. She claims that her kids
are cool with it and enjoy parting with her. She
said they like seeing that side of her because it's
a quote different aspect of the parental reallyationship. It's kind
of crossover when you go from the parent child relationship

(45:04):
to now you're both adults exact, but think about now.
It's like you know this story I'm telling about, You know,
my dad getting wrecked at the what Is Show?

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Party? Back when I was in college, this would have
mortified me, but now I would love it if my
parents raged with us.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I can't imagine it happening like college age.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
You can't see you and your wife doing that when
your kids go to No.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
No, I did party one time with parents, though. My
sister went to Chico State, which is a known party school,
and like around her graduation time, all the parents got
super wasted at this house that they lived at. So
I mean it has happened, but I don't see it
on a regular basis.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
The director of Sororities and Fraternities at the University of
Arizona confirmed it's a major trend now and says that
the parents sometimes act crazier than the kids. Absolutely, they
haven't party like that in years.

Speaker 7 (45:54):
Think it's the.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Movie Old School.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yeah, so again, would your parents ever do that? Text
yes or no? Over to two two nine eight seven.

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nine eight seven. Some more from the follow up news
dot com desk excellently. Do you remember that that insurance
scam video of the car that slammed on their brakes
and then backed into the woman behind them. Yeah, and
they all tried to play it off like they were
the victims. Yeah, hu, well, an arrest has been made.
If you remember that video, there was a guy who

(49:37):
was driving who then switched seats with the person in
the passenger's side, got out, pretended to hold his head
like he was hurt, and then some other car pulled
up and he got in and they took off. Remember
that whole thing, Yeah, I remember them leaving. That's the
guy who got arrest. He's been charged with staging a
motor vehicle accident, criminal mischief, reckless endangerment, conspiracy, and insurance fraud.

(49:59):
He is looking at seven years in prison. Aw and
he is mega screwed sweet seven years too short.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Oh yeah right.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
It sounds like they might be charging some of the
other dopes who were in the car too, like the
woman who got out and pretended like she was the
one who was driving.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Yeah nah, dumb bitch.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
That was the uh one of those reminders to myself,
like maybe I should get a dash cam. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I started talking about suggestion tips and information on some
good ones out there.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
It sucks that we have to be so paranoid.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Also, there are twenty massage therapists in Florida, who have
been accused of offering sex acts to undercover detectives. It
was a two day sting they called Operation skin So Soft.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
I know ISOs.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
It's a big old horror bust.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
Here is Sheriff Grady Judd talking about the sting.

Speaker 15 (50:47):
The undercover would say no, no, no, just a masside.
So on three different occasions, she continued to try to
come back and up charge him to engage in sex.
She stood in front of the door so he couldn't leave,
and then she tried to hold him down. This is
a big undercover detective and she might have been five

(51:09):
foot tall. She wasn't as big as a popcorn fart,
and she was trying.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
To a.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Word to the wise.

Speaker 15 (51:16):
If you don't want to get arrested and have your
picture up here on a skin So Soft bulletin board,
don't do it next time.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
It can be the customers, that's right.

Speaker 11 (51:27):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
So first of all, you know the cops were lining
up for the like you know, I'll do Operation skins
this up, you guys.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I'll take this detail. Yeah, I got it right now.
Were they allowed to go through at the hand jobs?

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Or is it like it sounds like you're supposed to
resist at least a few times.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Well, yeah, to make it so that they're actually pursuing it.
But then once they keep pursuing, well you just up
and arrest them right then and there you know, well
do you blow something else?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
And then you know it's a good question.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Is that part of the evidence, Like do you have
to like release it into an evidence collection envelope or something.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, with the exception of the massage therapist blocking the door,
I was about to defend them because you made an offer,
and then you can refuse the offer, to refuse if not,
if you would like to take them up on the
offer to give adults.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Greg wants to legalize.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
But that's not the point, Greg. The point is like
what they're offering is illegal, and also if you're offering well, for.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Example, Greg wants to legalize, it is what he's trying.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
To cite exactly. Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
I was about to defend them with the exception of Okay,
I'm going to be aggressive about it, block the door
until you say yes. If it was just an offer, hey,
I would like to offer you.

Speaker 11 (52:43):
The popcorn fart right, whatever that is.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
But if it's just very small. I'm going to offer
no fart much like it's not like a shrimp fart
where you're farting for days.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah, but the only reason that it's not legal is
because they can't tax it exactly.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Exactly, but even still, I mean, I agree with Greg. Whatever,
consenting adults, you go to a massage place, they want
to give you a little hand release or you know what? Fine, right,
who cares?

Speaker 11 (53:08):
But also did they did?

Speaker 7 (53:09):
Whoever's running this spot quote unquote get popped because something
tells me the.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Magic Hands massage parlor, they've got the blacked out windows.
You see those places, there's a difference. You see a
place that offers massage and like a massage envy, Right,
you see those places everywhere there's a legitimate business, And yeah,
you can tell the ones that have the neon sign
in the front that has just enough of a cut
out of the blacked out windows to provide the visibility

(53:39):
for that neon sign. They have to get buzzed in
the front.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
Door some random lobby.

Speaker 7 (53:45):
But they always massage.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Yeah, but it's so odd how it's so out in
the open, and yet the businesses keep on running.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I mean, just by the look of it, you know,
you probably get a handy there going down for sure.
Wasn't there like an app that people had where I
think Jim Norton, comedian Jim Norton, he was always talking
about this app that you can go. Yeah, you can
go and basically know where all the handy huts were.
Oh wow, Yeah, convenient app. Yeah, run by people who

(54:16):
would go to these things. Yeah, place offers. It's like
a yelp for you know, dudes getting tugged.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Well, I was at a regular old massage place and
I heard a dude absolutely climaxing next door. So and
so this happens. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was
at a regular place.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
What's the someone someone was saying we had a messuse
on one time, and they said the for women if
they want something to happen, like there's you're supposed to
lift your hips up off the table a little bit. Okay,
So like if you're on your stomach, you lift your
hips up off the table a little bit, and that's
supposed to be the signal to the messuse that you're pramit.
Well that yeah, that you're looking for like from maybe

(54:54):
some digital manipulation and if you're more.

Speaker 11 (54:56):
You just turn over and tense up.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
I don't no, I don't know what the sign that
both men and yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:05):
You turn if you're a dude and you flip over
on your back and you got a little got a
little pup tent going on. I think they know.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I've gotten more massage than anybody else I know. I
love massage. I've never once gotten a boner. I feel
ripped off interest. I might just not getting I feel
like I've gotten some really good massage, but it's not
at all. It's not at all a sexual thing for me.
It's just a man break up, knots and it just
feels good, super relaxing. I have fallen asleep, which I

(55:35):
always get pissed. Seems like a waste of money. Guy,
I get so pissed me and you know, they're like, oh,
wake up, you're done, and you know, like I get
disappointed and mad at myself for that. But never once
have gotten a boner while getting a massage. Never I
thought that was normal.

Speaker 7 (55:51):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I'm sure it's normal. I'm sure I'm abnormal.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Well, you're you're one of the lucky ones. You don't
have to worry about it.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
You know how there's weed people that want to legalize everything. Great,
just says you know what, Yeah, just legalize the handies
and just it.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
He wants a legalization of public nudity. Well, look in public.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
Sex if it's too consenting bold italic underlying adults. You
made an offer, would you like a mouth party? You
can say yes or you can say no. There's no
reason to arrest you for somebody's for making you an
offer if you take them up on it. All right,
So I got a mouth party and I paid for it.
How is that anybody else's business?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Well, you know, they'll get into the whole trafficking thing.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah again consenting, Yeah, if you're being trafficked consented.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Well, I mean, if you're working under the under the
threat of whatever.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
They're holding your process.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Again, separate issue, though, that's gonna be the argument. I'm
with you, I'm on your side, but that's gonna be
the that's gonna be the dissenting argument.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Sure, why you bring in regulation?

Speaker 4 (56:53):
All right, Well, we're gonna take a break, we're gonna
move on from hand jobs, and we're gonna go into
a segment called will they know it, and this is
all about Gina Grad Okay, all right, who says that
she's a big fan of the Office an Office trivia.

Speaker 7 (57:07):
Ah, I mean yeah, I've watched every episode up until well,
nobody really watches after Steve Carrell left. Oh yeah, the
first seven seasons. Yeah, I'm very familiar.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I think.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
All right, well, because if there was something that came
up recently, she goes, I would do so well with that.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I feel like I would.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Right, So we're going to put you to the test.

Speaker 11 (57:25):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
So there's a lot of people I know who are
big fans of the Office. Yes, and I'm not talking
about the British version. I'm talking about the Steve Carrell
ring Wilson, Jim and Pam.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
It's almost cult like Session.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
I think it's one of those shows that again had
this huge resurgence during the pandemic, people just watching it
like crazy.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
I mean, look, it is a great show. It's one
of those shows that I was watching and I and
my wife is like, I hate the show, and then
she would watch it every week with them, and.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Yes, I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
All right. So on the series finale of the Office,
Michael Scott showed up at Dwight's wedding and we found
out that he has two kids with his wife, Holly.
It was never mentioned on the show, but those kids
have names. So you can add this to your office
trivia like Knowledge Knowledge. Jenni Fisher and Angela Kinsey they

(58:31):
have that podcast, the Office Ladies podcast, and the script
was written for Holly to be there as well, but
the actress who plays Holly couldn't be there on the
set that day, so they never filmed it. But here's
what they said. So this is again. We go to
my clip here damn it. Sorry, guys, the clip machine.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
A damn it while you're doing that, and I say
the only line that Michael had in that episode. Of course,
when Dwight looks up and goes, Michael, you came, that's
what she said.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
All right, here we got I finally found that stupid clip.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
My bad. Everybody.

Speaker 14 (59:15):
We go and Holly says, this life is good. We
have two sons, Chebener and Loshabin. Michael named them. He
said it was based on the feeling he had when
he first saw them.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Cheer and elo.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Chabin Yeah and all right weird, yeah, super super random.
All right, so I'm gonna give you these questions. Okay,
here's here's the twist. There's a method of the madness. Again.
I saw something where Rain Wilson, who played Dwight on
the Office, was sitting down with another super huge megafan

(59:51):
of the Office, Billie eilishh and so he was asking
her questions and so we could see how you do
compare to to Billy Elisha.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
I never thought i'd see the day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
You against Billie Eilish. All right, here's got questionable and
the questions are being read by Rain Wilson. Here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:00:09):
What does Michael order while out with the insurance selling
mafia man oh allion?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Dish?

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Yes, all right? What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
The answer is gobba gool?

Speaker 16 (01:00:21):
What does Michael order while out with the insurance selling
mafia man oh allion dish?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Yes, yes, very good.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
I send it back.

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
That's just like he's trying to be no, it's got
copa cola meat.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
What they call it goba.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
He's trying to sound like a mobster. He doesn't know
what he's name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
All right, how about uh, how about this one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
What is Toby's daughter's name?

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Sasha is correct?

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
And Billy Eilish got that one as well. How about
uh this.

Speaker 16 (01:00:59):
Question, what is the name of the charity five K Run,
Fun Run, the Staff Run in what is the full?

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
Oh my god, this name is like a hundred words long.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
Okay, there's no way it Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
See how see how close you get.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
The Michael Scott dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott under Mifflin, Scranton,
Michael Scott, Donner Mifflin, Scranton, Rabies, Celebrity, Fun Run pro Am.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Race for the Cure.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Wow, Like not necessarily in the right order, but there
were so many you missed the name of the person,
Meredith Palmer, Meredith because that name's in there. But here's
the rest of it.

Speaker 16 (01:01:49):
Is the name of the charity five K run, Fun Run,
the Staff Run in what is the full?

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I know it has
fun Run Race for the Cure. Right, That's that's the end.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Good Yep, you got the last.

Speaker 10 (01:02:10):
Michael Scott, Mifflin, Scranton, m Meredith Palmer.

Speaker 17 (01:02:15):
Celebrity is that part of it? Yeah, celebrity and then
the disease whatever it's called awareness pro Am and the
race Fun Run Race for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
The Cure, Okay, let me give that to you. That's
a tough one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Michael Scott, dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer, celebrity Raby's Awareness,
pro AM fun run.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Race for the Cure. That's that's what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
And then Michael Scott yells at Pam for answering the
phone with that, but forgetting to say pro am.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Next question again, this is Rain Wilson Dwight from the office,
and he is asking Billie Eilish because she's a huge,
huge office fan.

Speaker 16 (01:02:59):
When Dwight accidentally kills Angela's cat, what are the names
of A the original cat and two the replacement cat?

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Sprinkles and garbage because he eats garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Absolutely correct, got it right, I see how, but see
how Billie Eilish did.

Speaker 16 (01:03:18):
When Dwight accidentally kills Angela's cat, what are the names
of A the original cat and two the replacement cat.

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
The replacement cat's name is Garbage. Yes, the original cat's
name is Sprinkles.

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
Very nice that she's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
She is, all right, you only missed one, but she
also only missed one so far that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
That's a really tough one.

Speaker 16 (01:03:43):
Next question, what is the preferred pizza place among the
office staff.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Okay, it's it's Alfredo's Pizza Cafe. And then the one
that they hate is Pizza by Alfredo.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Absolutely wow.

Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
And that's the one that Michael orders, and he says,
would you rather have a small amount of really good
pizza or a big amount.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
Of really piece of a small amount of really good pizza?

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Billy Eilish got that one correct.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Okay, all right, next question.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
What is Jam's candle company called.

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Serenity by Jam?

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Serenity by Jam. You are really good at this. I
do love the show.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Billie Eilish also got that. All right, let me find
something maybe a little bit more difficult. You and Billy
are so into You're just so you guys are just
lets out. How about this?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
What is Princess Unicorn's catchphrase?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
My horn?

Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
Pierce Scot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
What is Princess Unicorn's catchphrase?

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
Here's the Christmas episode everybody's there's a run on Princess Unicorn.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Okay, I thought you were going to do well. I
did not think you were going to do this well.
This is really good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
All right? I got another one.

Speaker 16 (01:05:00):
All right, here we go, Andy, Daryl and Kevin play
what board game during Kevin's garage.

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
Sale Dallas, Dallas.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
That absolutely right.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Oh god, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
All right. How about this?

Speaker 16 (01:05:15):
What is the name of Michael Scarn's robot butler threat
Level Midnight?

Speaker 7 (01:05:24):
I want hold on, let me let me work this out. Okay,
it's Samuel L. But it's not Samuel L. Jackson. Hold on,
and I think Ryan plays him and he has kind
of a funny voice. Samuel L. Chang?

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Is that your final answer?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Samuel L.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Chang?

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
All right, Yeah, the name is Samuel L.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
Kay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:06:03):
Long is the name of Michael Scarn's robot butler and
Threat Level Midnight?

Speaker 18 (01:06:10):
Oh my god, so growing that you're asking me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
His robot butler. Samuel L. Chang? WHOA, that's nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
All right, somebody who's never seen the show. There's a
Michael Scott and then there's a Michael Scarny.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Michael scarn is his alter ego.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
Yet I've never seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
Let's do a let's do one more question.

Speaker 7 (01:06:36):
Okay, okay, I want here we go.

Speaker 16 (01:06:39):
What celebrity do the office staff debate over being hot
or not?

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Hillary?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Hillary Swank is correct?

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
Now? Did Billie Eilish get it right? Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:06:49):
Or No, what celebrity do the office staff debate over
being hot or not?

Speaker 10 (01:06:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Wait, sorry language, young lady.

Speaker 10 (01:06:57):
Oh my god, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
I know it.

Speaker 10 (01:07:00):
I don't even know who it is. I only know
it from the office. That's why it's hard though.

Speaker 17 (01:07:05):
Well, I'm gonna tell Hillary, you know, say, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
So, look, you beat Billie Eilish.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Young to know who Hillary Swank is?

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
Yeah, I mean when was million Dollar Baby out? That
was like her last big Oh wow, you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Beat Billie Eilish in office trivia, and everybody's like, wow,
Billy Ilish really knows a lot, but apparently Jila grad
knows more than Billy.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
I It's about time I do something better than Billie Eilish.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah, right, A been saying.

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
I was gonna say, I'm down for more, but I
do want to get cocky.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Well congratulate, Yeah that was Let me let me see
if I can. I might be able to take a
couple more things up for you. Okay during the break, Well,
you know you're the one that wanted to push you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
Luck I did down for the rest of the money.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Welcome back. They might look cute and gut they are
very mean spirited.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Way back everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Okay, So these are quotes from the office. Gena grad
beat Billy Eilish. I don't know if you've seen that video.
There's a video of Rain Wilson Dwight from the office
asking Billie Eilish trivia questions office trivia questions. And it
started off where both Gina and Billy got the one

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question wrong about what's the name of the five K
charity run, the fun run that the staff run in.
What's the full name?

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
And it's like, oh, can you do it now?

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
Gina, I got very close, Well, I know it miss.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
The Michael Scott, dunder Mifflin Scranton, Meredith Palmer celebrity Rabies
Awareness pro Am fun Run Race.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
For the Cure, And I got very close.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
She got very close, absolutely did.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
But then also the one that Billy Eilish got wrong
that Gina got right. What celebrity did the office staff
debate over being hot or not? The answer of course
Hillary swing all right, well who said this?

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
You ready?

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Yeah, okay, I'll give you the quote. Can you tell
me who said it? Do I regret this?

Speaker 10 (01:08:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
I believe his tissue has made me stronger. Now I
have the strength of a grown.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
Man and of a grown man and a little baby.
That's Dwets truth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Oh, that is Dwight true. I didn't even have the
second part of that. All right, bonus point for finishing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:14):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
How about how about this one? This is again Rainn
Wilson asking Billie Island.

Speaker 16 (01:09:22):
The worst thing about prison was the dementors who said.

Speaker 11 (01:09:25):
It prison Mike aka Michael Scott.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
That's correct, Noice dog life, all right? Number four?

Speaker 16 (01:09:32):
Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an
idiot Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
That would be Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an
idiot Vin.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Without a pause, I haven't had so much fun since
seeing Zooey Dish Channel at the Coacherella Music Festival.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
I'm pretty sure that that is Aaron Hannon.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Aaron got it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
Who said this?

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
I haven't proposed to anyone in years?

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
Oh, that's either.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
That's either Michael or Andy Bernard. Hold on, I haven't
proposed to any many years?

Speaker 10 (01:10:22):
And was it Andy?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
How about this one?

Speaker 16 (01:10:30):
You know a human can go on living seven hours
after being decaptive.

Speaker 6 (01:10:34):
Creed, creed, very good.

Speaker 10 (01:10:40):
And then you corrected said you're thinking of a chicken.
What did I say?

Speaker 16 (01:10:47):
All, yeah, all right, I ground up four extra strength
aspirin and put them in Michael's I do the same
thing with Mike to get.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Him to Yeah, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. How about this one?

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Saddle shoes with denim.

Speaker 16 (01:11:09):
I will literally call it services Oscar Oscar.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
How about this one?

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
A few years ago my family was on a safari
in Africa and my cousin Mufasa was trampled to death
by a pack of wilde.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Beast Ryan Howard, where they're all they're in a grief
group and they're making things up and Michael doesn't know
that it's fake.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
That is absolutely true, it is Ryan, You're killing all this.
I'll give you one last one.

Speaker 16 (01:11:34):
People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one
of the great weaknesses, second only.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
To the dwight that you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Congratulations night, When do I win?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Well, you know what she got for getting all her answer?
She got one of those yogurt lid medals.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Oh and then you can't know flipping you can't cheat
it blew ondesay' silver on the other.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Yeah, that's right, that's awesome, that's right. Well, way to go,
Thank you. It turns out she didn't know it.

Speaker 11 (01:12:06):
I really do like that show.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next, Hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Now here's where it gets rude. Gonna this will get
great gory, but much needed time to think about and
everything he's gonna vacuum when he gets on later.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Yes, the Woody Show will be right back, all right, Samanas,
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Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here giving
to some of your valuable time today. My name is Woody.
That is great, gory, good, there's menace? What is that?
We've got Gina, good morning, we got Sea Bass, We've
got Sammy. We got the phones open. If you'd like
to be a part of anything, topic, contest, whatever that

(01:14:07):
might be. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Woody, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Also send us your text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Where is Morgan? Let me get the Morgan on here?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Am So. Morgan is the first person I had ever
heard about who would go to the grocery store just
to pick up dudes. She was the first that you
ever heard of that I never had mail.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Oh, I have a friend that was married to his
wife for over twenty plus years. I know they met
out the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
I bet here's the thing. I know people meet all
kinds of places, but she went there specifically to hit
on dudes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
Yeah, I've never heard that on purpose. I really haven't.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
Me It originated during COVID when there wasn't really anywhere
to go, But then I kept doing it afterwards because
it's just a good place to get some people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
And what is the the success ray would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
For me, it was probably about fifty percent.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Oh that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
So for dudes, there's a point one percent chance exactly.
If it's fifty percent for a chick, it' zero point
one percent for any dude.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
Probably.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
There was a grocery store when I lived in San
Francisco that was known for this is where you meet
people at the produce section of this one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
And never I thought it would be the meat section,
meet the meat market.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Right, it should have.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Been the deli, the butcher Yeah right, it was the
produce section.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Yeah, I mean that's a good place to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah, Morgan. This woman, she tried something else. She went
to home depot to find a dude.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Ooh, good call, and she.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Started, uh, you know, just looking around for cute guys.
She found one, asked if he could help her find
what she would need to hang a big picture on
the wall. Oh yeah, now she didn't even need anything
hung up. There was no picture, But the plan worked
and she got his number. They went on a date.
Doesn't hurt that she's already a cute chick, right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:03):
That always helps? But's she should have just been like, yeah,
come to my house right now. The pictures in my
bedroom and it like hangs right above my bed.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Be too forward, no, are you?

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
I mean you guys know a guy would be like, okay,
let's go. Yeah, I can buy the stuff later.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
That's a guy's dream for to make the first move.

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Yeah, that's why I like doing it, because even if
it doesn't go the way I want it to. My
go to line is I hope you know how good
looking you are, so that even if they have a
girlfriend or they're not interested in me, I can at
least know that I left them with the compliment. I like,
guys don't get complimented a lot never, so if anything,

(01:16:45):
you know, they can feel better about the rest of
their day. But then you know, I'm trying to get
some So yeah, that's my.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I'm trying to get We're demonized nowadays. Let's see, Greg,
you want to come take a look this.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Check Okay, this is the home depot one?

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Yeah, all right, all right, yeah right, yeah, one out
of ten.

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Greg, She's like, uh, I was gonna say you want
to say, and then can't turn the computer around.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
She's pursuing guys, so yeah, all right, here, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
There, here, I'll show you just.

Speaker 8 (01:17:24):
Yeah, very cute.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
See yeah, very.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
If you're a single guy and she approached you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Yeah, you'd be like very happy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
Sure, let's hang.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Now there's this other couple. They're in Utah. They have
an interesting story. She had broken up with him, okay,
but he ended up in a like he had a
skiing accident. He had a pretty serious concussion, and so, uh,
he forgot I guess that she had broken up with him.
Oh yeah, and so like didn't even really so like

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was like, what do you mean? And so they they
she started second guessing her decision.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Okay, well, here I have a clip.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
This is a movie. Sounds like one of those stupid
things that Sammy watches.

Speaker 9 (01:18:10):
Kind of like this with Channing Tatum mayde to fall
back in love again because he didn't remember them being
together anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
I think I saw that.

Speaker 18 (01:18:17):
Here we go, this poor guy goes skiing what he
loves and he hit his head, got a really bad concussion,
and he didn't remember that. I broke up with him.
Then I like, chat with him. I am so sorry
broke up with you. I've had time thinking about it
and you've just been so awesome, Like I want to
get back together. And come to find out, concussion was

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really bad, and he didn't remember us breaking up, so
he just thought that we were still dating and that
I just was not messaging him that often or something.

Speaker 6 (01:18:49):
We got back together.

Speaker 18 (01:18:50):
And then seven months after that we got married. And
we've been married for four years since then, and it's
been so much fun.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:19:02):
I think. Can a concussion really do that to your memory?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:06):
Because I'm like, that's such a brilliant idea on his part.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
He claimed, Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Didn't remember because a concussion is a brain injury.

Speaker 8 (01:19:15):
My sisters had them and she's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:19:17):
But that's very specific. Like I remember everything else except
the fact that we broke up.

Speaker 6 (01:19:23):
Try I'm not saying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
I'm not saying I even fully believe it. I think
you guys are probably right on with the whole. He's
just this, Yeah I forgot, but you know with for
number one is an actually it's a legit brain injury.

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
Right for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Who's also to say that he didn't forget other things
that would make more This is the particular, this is
the story she cares about.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Obviously.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
Yeah, there is selective amnesia right where it's just certain things.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
God, I wish I could do.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
I forget.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
That's a that was a topic that I'd written down
for at some point we'll we'll get to it. But
if you know that men in black flashy thing that
erases your memory, Yeah, okay, so without having to have
a brain injury or you know, lose everything, if there's
one thing about your life that you could forget, like

(01:20:15):
just completely mind a race, Like what, like what would
it be?

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
First? Remember, the worst thing that comes to mind is
like pop cultury type news. And I've said it before.
I wish I could mind a race, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
There's nothing else that happened in your life, Greg, like
just a moment or like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
A get rid of it terrible.

Speaker 11 (01:20:41):
Just totally leave straight Greg behind.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Oh yeah, I mean I don't remember most of my
life anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Yeah, got the worst memory of all of it, I
really do. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's there's
so many things I wish I could mind a race
flush Yeah, But how about those people that say I
wouldn't change anything because it's made me the person I
am today?

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
You know who?

Speaker 11 (01:21:02):
That never makes sense?

Speaker 12 (01:21:03):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:21:03):
I watched these interviews sometimes of like people who are
like really down and out, like you know, drug addicts, whatever,
and then the guy asked them like, what would you
change nothing?

Speaker 11 (01:21:11):
Because you know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Two I am.

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
I'm like, are you happy with who you are? You know, like,
don't you want to get better than you know? They
formed you sleeping on the sidewalk, like let's let's get better.
But no, that maybe who I am?

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
I understand that angle though.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
Yeah, I think of like opportunities I wish I took,
but not like, oh, there was something significant that I
would erase.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
I can bring the whole room down and say I
would happily not. I wouldn't erase the memory of like
my dad dying or being at the funeral. I would
erase the year and a half two years of having
to take care of him and all of his business
and fighting with the family that was. That was a
non starter.

Speaker 8 (01:21:49):
Yeah, well, I've done a lot of embarrassing things I
would like to erase. I go into detail on the air.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Right, Yeah, all right, what's the most embarrassing thing?

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
I have one in my mind, and I have thought
about telling it on the air multiple times, and I
really don't think I'm ready yet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
I am not.

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
It is genuinely the most embarrassing thing I've ever done,
and I cannot.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
Believe I did it.

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
Like what genre.

Speaker 8 (01:22:14):
It's something that I did at a party and I
was completely sober son and it involves beer pong, Okay,
And that's all I'm gonna say for now.

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
But maybe you.

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Didn't do a ping pun trick or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
Yeah, No, I wish I wish that was it?

Speaker 11 (01:22:30):
Did you he and the beer pong up?

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
But yeah, we can get hold on one second.

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
I'm gonna run to the next studio.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
To talk to more you guys, talk amongst yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Hold on, I'll be right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Okay, what else would I mind? A race?

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
But that's the thing, my dog dying.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
Oh yeah, I would take that one out too. Literally,
I'm crying on the floor holding this dog with my
hair in the wet dog food ball.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
I could I could do about that?

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Was that was a horrendous day.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
But thinking about and then well that one time that
I had a poop at work. Probably I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
Guys, I just I'm distracted because I can't think what
Morgan wouldn't tell us, right, yeah, I mean, Morgan's an
open book.

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
Especially Morgan, don't share it if you don't want to.

Speaker 7 (01:23:16):
She even she even did something recently and said like,
oh and she told me, oh wait, is it a
big deal? It's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Is this like her sorority story about those secrets?

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
I but He's like, oh, this is not a big deal.
It is people are going to think I'm disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Okay, but I'm saying, like, uh, it's not a It's
not the worst thing I've ever heard by any stretch
of the I had it built up as something so worse.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Can you explain to us?

Speaker 11 (01:23:50):
What do you why you think she wouldn't want people
to know?

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Uh, I mean I can see where like, yes, it's okay,
so it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
It has a gross factor. Yeah, pooped in your pair,
and especially when people know I was an ex food toucher.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
I mean, yeah, but this is all old behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
It's not like you did it yesterday.

Speaker 11 (01:24:08):
True, that's the old Morgan.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
But still, oh, Gina, back to your point, My mic
was off, But yeah, I definitely made out.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
What I know. I'm just trying to save Morgan from herself.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
Okay, you are.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
You want to tell damn it, Gina, let me come here.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
I'll tell you why it's important.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
But she walks to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
Looks. You guys are such. She was gonna just, okay
say it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
He wasn't going to say anyone's name.

Speaker 7 (01:24:47):
Didn't say it.

Speaker 8 (01:24:47):
Some kid in the promo department.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
Okay, okay, cool, mad not with them? I mean, who
hasn't done that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
Yeah, okay, whatever like that just happened.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
Right, yeah, that's yeah, over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
This I.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Thought that might happen. Really yeah, oh god, I saw
the vibe.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Talk about embarrassing. You did see that. I'm not attracted
to him, no.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Offense embarrassing, did you them?

Speaker 8 (01:25:13):
No, that's all I did. He tried though, I mean,
of course, and then.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
Yeah, you're okay, We're done.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
It was not embarrassing it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Let's let's go back to the original thing.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
Yeah, the original thing is super embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
Yeah, so tell us that one really?

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
Okay, so you got to tell us now, Okay, if it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Was going to be really incriminating, you know, like, but
this is, first of all, how many years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:25:34):
This was when I was in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:25:36):
So you're not going to go so old now thirty,
we've done morning radio for decades now, we've done nothing. Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:25:46):
So I was an athlete in high school. I hung
out with all the athletes. We're at a birthday party,
and because we're athletes, we don't drink alcohol. We were laying,
we were playing beer pong with pickle juice, so pickle
pong and I had the idea. I was like, oh
my god, the really stuff really looks like peace. So
me and my friend went to the bathroom and I
tried to convince her to do it with me, but
she wouldn't. So I beed in one of the cups,

(01:26:06):
put it on the beer pong table, and it just
so happened to be the guy that went to our
high school that was deaf. He drank. I don't know
why that matters.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Just.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
You can't hear it.

Speaker 19 (01:26:18):
He drank it and then like immediately just started throwing
up and everyone's confused, and I was laughing it. And
then but then I like read the room and everyone
was like, why would you do that?

Speaker 8 (01:26:30):
And I'm like, oh, I thought that would be funny.

Speaker 7 (01:26:33):
I think it's funny. Exactly Invited to a party again.

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
Yeah, was that as bad as what you were thinking?
That's yeah, that's exactly right. I mean, that's best. She
can't be trusted.

Speaker 8 (01:26:48):
It's gross.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
The one thing it was blind, but it's just moments
you can't hear there. My friends did that too at
a party with Mound, So you're not original.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
All right, Well, we're gonna we're gonna take a quick break.
And I got one more thing involving Morgan that she
mentioned to us and it might be an opportunity for
people listening.

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
Yeah, let's share some more.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, absolutely, anyway, that's coming up next here
the what do you show?

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
Hang on, So what do you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
We're back? This is the show?

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
So we were having our regular meeting that we have
every week to kind of go over maybe some ideas
for the show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
The following week business stuff, and.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Like kind of randomly out of nowhere, which she's always
good for a random comment, Morgan throughout just something. She
just wanted to let us know that she was considering
doing something. And this has nothing to do with the show.
This is just And I said, all right, everybody, just
hang on. Let's save all the questions for when we
get in because so none of us really know any

(01:27:56):
of the details about this, right, the general idea we know,
the idea we know. Do you want to share it
with the audience?

Speaker 5 (01:28:02):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (01:28:03):
And I would like you know everyone's opinion. Should I
go on a trip with a stranger?

Speaker 6 (01:28:09):
Okay, stranger? What is there?

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Is there a particular stranger in mind? Like, did somebody
offer you something?

Speaker 8 (01:28:18):
It's someone I've been chatting with all however, this is
someone that I met at one of our events. So
they're a listener.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
Okay, so you've met them in person, but like.

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
I don't even remember talking to them. They sent me
a picture that we had taken Greg, You're in the
picture too, and I was like, okay, I don't remember you.
But then he just kind of like started rising me
up in the conversation. Yeah, Cabo or some kind of beach,
you know, And I'm like, who am I to say?

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
You know, does he first of all, is he springing
for this trip or you supposed to be going?

Speaker 8 (01:28:51):
Have seas we haven't talked with? The vibe is that
he's paying for it?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Okay, yeah, okay, I would imagine.

Speaker 8 (01:28:59):
Thanks for asking. You know, I have a list of
pros and cons.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Right, So how did it come up? So you met
him at this event?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:29:05):
And then he sent me a picture and was like
thanks for the picture, and I like dming people back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
I'm not you know, Okay, so this is a DM
through social media. You guys had in exchange numbers or anything.

Speaker 8 (01:29:14):
No, no phone numbers. Okay, So we're just chatting on
Instagram and I was like, oh, you know, hope you
had fun, Nice to meet you. And then I don't
know really how the conversation started, but it just kept
going from there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
So how did the trip part come up? Like what
do you say?

Speaker 8 (01:29:29):
He mentioned, Oh, I was trying to take a trip,
you know, before the end of the year. I was
going to do a solo trip, but you should come, ha.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I would love that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:29:39):
Are you interested in him romantically at all?

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
I mean I could be. He's for the trip, not
just paying for I'm like, I can't describe it. We're
having good conversations.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Them like the promo guy that you made out with, right,
so you don't find to be sexually attractive, right?

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
And sorry guy on Instagram that I made out with
the promo guy And.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
That was.

Speaker 8 (01:30:03):
Pre cheated.

Speaker 6 (01:30:04):
So what pre cheated? So what was so? What was that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
By the way, that was just like you were drunk
and oh.

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
Yeah, so drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
And you know what.

Speaker 8 (01:30:13):
We were trying to go get Von laid and we couldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Because Vaughn is so twisted.

Speaker 5 (01:30:20):
How is he?

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Yea, Even when we were out super late getting food,
you said, you know, I'll do most of the work,
but Von, you're gonna have to be able to string
a sentence together.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
I love picking up girls for dudes, for guy friends, especially.

Speaker 7 (01:30:34):
For Vaughn because he's like practically perfect and everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
Yeah he deserves it, all.

Speaker 4 (01:30:38):
Right, So but my point is, so you don't find
promo guy to be attractive. So that's as far as
it went, was the makeout thing. But this guy on
the surface, You're like, Okay, I could see more happening
with this person.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
You're having goodessation.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
He's cute, he's not too hot for me, And I'm
asking because you know what the expectation is if he
takes you on this trip. He's expecting it not just
to make out.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Oh yeah, get down?

Speaker 8 (01:31:03):
Oh yeah, correct, for sure, I totally get that, and
I am. But then you know, that's on my con
list of like what if I'm actually talked to him
in person, remember it and he's like super annoying or something.
Can you go out and then I'm on the plane
and then on this trip.

Speaker 11 (01:31:18):
Would you go out on like a pre date in
the United States?

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
Yeah, that touched on that.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
But then at the same time, like, you know, why
don't I.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Just live a little ye? Does that take away the thrill.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
At least go to a dinner or drinks with the
guy before you committee you can hang.

Speaker 11 (01:31:36):
Out this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
Yeah, because for me, like I was just thinking about this,
like people have offered to take me to many places
that I've turned down because it's the company that I
did not want.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
To be stuck with exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
So yeah, just something to think about. But he seems cool.

Speaker 8 (01:31:51):
So we're having great conversation. I know that means nothing.
It's on the internet, but so.

Speaker 6 (01:31:55):
Okay, I got a couple of plans for you. Okay,
stick with Cabo okay, and then you gotta let me
know what place he's offering up for. Oh yeah, let
you go away, what level, if it's a good place
or not. Also, I have a friend that has a
house out there, so if you get in some trouble,
you can just go there.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
Yeah, to know, no time shares well.

Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
He was talking yesterday like, oh, I need to book
it soon type of thing. This would be around Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
Applying pressure tell oh tell him yeah nobou cabo okay.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Four and four says Morgan. Don't go on a trip
with the stranger. Chances of it going well are slim
in real life. Not the same as Chad.

Speaker 8 (01:32:32):
Totally get that. But also I follow my intuition and
it's usually right, other than you know, doing things at
parties in high school. So like, I don't know, I
have a good feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
About it, okay, but like how long would this trip be?

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Oh god, I wouldn't be willing to commit more than like,
I don't know, three days.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Yeah, and then maybe devise some plan if it's not
going great, just have some alone time or what you know,
have a side plan or Somethingortah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
Can give you.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
Get murdered, No, not in Cabo.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
But you don't ask Sammy because like Sammy thinks that
you're gonna get murdered no matter what. For every woman
on earth, there's chance of murder.

Speaker 7 (01:33:19):
A strange man with some.

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Creepy guy at the Yeah, he said hello and met
eye contact.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
God, he thought I was attractive. I'm lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
That's why I take the bear, He says. Agree to
meet face to face first, and then you might read
some creepy vibes. The other one says, I say, go
for it. Check checking on places on social media and
tag him and take pictures in case something sketch does happen.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
Yeah, but then I got a post about him.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
I don't know, well, I don't know a word of
warning though. Like you said, chatting online is one thing,
but if you're stuck with somebody for a matter of
days in one spot, it might get really bad, like
old because quickly, yeah, right when I went through my
uh well, let's just call it what it was, my

(01:34:10):
whore phase, met this dude online. We had the best chats,
everything was fantastic. Talked on the phone and he said,
you know what, I'm gonna fly to you and stay
with you for the entire weekend. So it was like
and I thought, oh, this is going to be great.
It was a disaster. It sucked. Within one hour, I thought,
get out of here. It sucked, and I had two

(01:34:34):
entire days ahead of me, and I thought, this guy's
absolute worse.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
Oh no, yeah, see that's what I'm scared of.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
At the very least, you have to put his name
in on one of those don't date him girl of
Facebook pages, Yeah, don't date him? Are we dating the
same guy? And then all the teas billed about these dudes.

Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
I mean, I don't care if he has a girlfriend.
I mean, it's not my issue.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
I mean, it's cabo right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:04):
That website kind of sounds like that used to be
able to enter your the serial number of like whatever
dollar that you had on you and you can see
like all the place that's been because people will check
that dollar, Oh got spent in this place. Yeah that's
old schools, like nineties.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Yeah, I want if they still have that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
But now you can track dudes. Yeah, all right, we're
gonna take a quick break if you have any more
thoughts for Morgan on this trip. Yeah, it's a new
segment called Fan's all right more what Show's next show.

(01:35:42):
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(01:36:23):
over to to nine eight seven men. It seemed to
be kind of, you know, as per usual, all over
the place this weekend. Yeah, different things. You went to,
like something with Neon trees.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Oh I didn't go.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Oh, you didn't go to that. I know because the
next thing I know, he's at like a Sofi stadium
with the Chargers game.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
I was a so far and that was fun. I
ran into some listeners. But they're doing the uh what's Kelly?
She's married to that guy, Kelly and Mark, right the
TV show Kelly Rippa. Yeah, yeah, Kelly and Mark. They're
shooting some stuff in the Coachella Valley right now, okay,
and they're doing a whole week of shows there. And
I got some content from Spicy Nacho to just so the.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Wife went to that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
Yeah, she went to that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
Yeah, and then you went to didn't you go to
like the some there's like a Dorrito's restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
Oh, that wasn't this weekend, but I went last week. Yeah,
I went to the Dorrito's uh after Dark restaurant that's
a crypto. It's amazing that.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
Yeah, they have like fifteen different Doritos combos items. They
have like these these nachos that are absolutely amazing. But
what I loved was the ramen burrito that they had.

Speaker 5 (01:37:33):
It was so good.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
So it's that actual, Like is it like one of
the food stops at Crypto dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
It's an actual restaurant. So you go in there and
you sit down Doritos. Yeah, it rules. It's called Doritos
after Dark.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Dorito's after is like a limited thing or there's like
a new.

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
Not that I know. It's perman permanent.

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Yeah. Is the roman burrito exactly what it sounds like?

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
Yeah, it's super super soft. Wrong okay, yeah, and then
they have like special sauce in there and Dorita's interesting.
It was so freaking good.

Speaker 7 (01:38:09):
Because in prison, when they do ramen burritos, it's still
it's not cooked.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
Yeah, that's why I want to no good good.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
No, we did a we did a medass cooking corner spread.
What he showed Taste Drive for a prison spread.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Yeah, it had we did.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Actually that was the years ago we made all this
prison food and that was I don't even know how
many years ago that was. Now it's like three three many.
You're talking about four years ago.

Speaker 11 (01:38:30):
Now what that's a delicacy.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
No, that's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
It wasn't that bad. No, it was pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
Wasn't there tuna in it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
Yeah, it's like tuna and the noodles.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
It was odd. It was so gross.

Speaker 6 (01:38:43):
But yeah, if you go to Crypto, check out this restaurant,
Doritos after dark, it rules ramen burrito. And then I
think they're doing it one like one event November fifteenth
at four point thirty out in the La Live area, Yeah,
where they're taking it outside. But for right now, to
go into it, you got to get a ticket for
an event.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Yeah, because I was thinking about going to the Kings
game on Saturday, and uh, and it turns out like
my whole plan got ruined because my son's got this job.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Now you know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Oh yeah, and so we couldn't go. No, that might
be fun because you know, my uh, my wife had
stuff going on. She had she's got a friend in
town and so she was out doing that. My my
daughter was having a sleepover that night. Yeah, and so
she was gonna be all, you know with her friend.
I'm like, hey, this could be a good opportunity for

(01:39:31):
boy and I. I think they were playing the Blue Jackets,
you know what I mean. So I figured that that
should be a pretty that should be a pretty easy
win for the Kings. It turns out it was like
they killed the Blue Jackets. Yeah, I thought it had
been fun.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
They did a bunch of remodeling too at Crypto dot
Com Arena.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Did Yeah they have.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Yeah, a whole new TV setup and everything, and then yeah,
huge remodel there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Yeah, so pretty cool. But yeah, I'll check that out.
Dorito's the Dorito's after Dark, Yes, at Crypto dot Com Arena.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea bass Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Yeah, no wood Show all.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
Right, So some feedback on Morgan's idea. Guy that she
met at a Woody Show event, they've been exchanging texts,
chatting back and forth, and he said, hey, you know,
between now and the end of the year, I'm thinking
about maybe going on a trip. I was gonna go solo.
You should go.

Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Yeah, And she's like, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
So she's entertaining this idea, and she had brought it
up to us, like do you think this is a
good idea? So we gave our opinions before the break.
But some of the stuff that you guys have on
the texture, this one says, if I was Morgan's mom
or dad, I'd be flipping out hearing that idea. And yeah,
a lot of my things now, like when I think
about man one of my kids, or like, yeah, I

(01:40:59):
would be.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
But everyone always thinks the worst.

Speaker 5 (01:41:06):
You plan for.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Worst case scenario when it comes to strangers. You don't
put yourself in situations like like you know why.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
I already got her trap house in Cabo. We're good
on that. I can vet out this guy. She showed
me the dude. I can vet out this guy in
like two seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Said it's also unlikely to have something horrific happening because
given her job announcing said idea on the air. One
of the shortest investigations ever. I but you're still dead.

Speaker 8 (01:41:29):
Yeah, yeah, but maybe documents.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Zero, I said, Or Morgan, it could be a first
world problem. Oh, I went to Cabo for free and
the guy I went with was boring or annoying or whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:41:41):
Great perspective, perspective.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Yes, I think about it, Morgan, You're gonna have to
poop around this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
That's the biggest concern.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Here's a tip though, Like usually at like resource and stuff,
they have bathrooms in the lobby and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:56):
Yeah, Morgan, don't do it. You know nothing about this man.
You'll put yourself from a dangerous situation.

Speaker 6 (01:42:01):
Those boring ass people.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Five O five says do conjoined rooms, so if you
need space or it doesn't work out, there's a safe space. Yeah,
but that's gonna have to pay for two. He's not
gonna do that.

Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
Will and do that. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
Here's one.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Go for it girl.

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
This one says I went to Cancun with a guy
I only knew vaguely. No sex occurred. I'm sure he's
psyched about that, and it was one of the best
trips I've ever been on. Yeah, I have to pay
for anything, be sure to do lots of activity so
it keeps you guys busy. Yeah, that's what I would say.
I don't know, Morgan. I went on a first date
with someone and the next time I saw him, we
went on a weekend trip together and we're still together

(01:42:38):
one year later.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
You never know, this could be love.

Speaker 6 (01:42:41):
Yeah, I'm saying I have a good feeling this one.

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
A month into my data intim dating my wife, she
asked me to go to Vegas with her on the
trip and I went, like, I said, she's my wife now,
so it worked out.

Speaker 6 (01:42:52):
Wow, you didn't to dating.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Isn't first date right? Very different? Yeah, However, if you
know the person or don't, I think I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
I think this guy is gonna want Morgan to put out.

Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
I mean, yeah, but doesn't mean you have to.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
Well, she hasn't given it up since March, that's the.

Speaker 8 (01:43:11):
Thing, And I'm like, am I considering this trip because
I'm getting so desperate?

Speaker 6 (01:43:15):
I'm like, are you desperate?

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
That was like, by your own choice, you decided not to, right, But.

Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
Now that you know so many months have gone on,
I'm like, Okay, I think I'm ready to get back
in there.

Speaker 6 (01:43:23):
Okay, but do it give me the information on this guy.
I will do a background check. Also, I need to
know the place that you're staying exactly, to see if
it's up to you know, my standards.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
You're just gonna have to pick dates around your period,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
True, he can't be like, yeah, we just got to
go to this two hour meeting, but then we get
a free paraglide sheriff.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Show.

Speaker 4 (01:43:48):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Monday. We
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here in just a moment. Today is November the eleventh
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Speaker 5 (01:43:59):
Of course, eleven eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
It's also National Sunday Day Sunday. Yeah, not s U
n d A y. It would be the ice cream,
which is how do you spell that menace as an
ice cream?

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
Sunday?

Speaker 6 (01:44:14):
U s U n d I E.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
D a A.

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For future reference.

Speaker 6 (01:44:24):
Either way, I'm not looking on how it's spelled. I'm
looking at the visual on the mall, is it or notay?

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
So, not even hot fudge. I want the I want
a peanut butter Sunday fantastic. Yeah, so they ever had
the ice cream and then you get the peanut butter sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:44:41):
I want the hot fudge.

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It's it's also Metal Music Day, It's Anti Bullying Week,
and it's also the beginning of National Recycling Week.

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Uh, So, my daughter has officially discovered Harry Potter. I know,
the Realary Potter fans out there way into it. Well,
she's watching the movies now. She read the first book
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the first book before she could start watching the movies.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
And that was like crazy about the movies all the others.

Speaker 4 (01:45:09):
So, the Harry Potter universe about to get bigger thanks
to some plans from Warner Brothers. Hogwarts Legacy is one
of the best selling games only twenty twenty three. Yes,
and the game sequel is going to be directly tied
into the upcoming Harry Potter show that's going to be
on HBO in twenty twenty six, and then after that
show hits, the Hogwarts Legacy two video game should be

(01:45:33):
in stores. They say twenty twenty seven or twenty twenty eight.
I don't wait that Long's no, and it's unclear when
the timeline the follow up game will take place.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
That'd be fun that your daughters into all that kind
of stuff. There's so many different avenues for her to
enjoy it. Yep, yeah, she can go to London and
get a wan.

Speaker 7 (01:45:52):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Rule did your mansion in Beverly Hills one of the
market more than two months ago, and believe it or not,
you guys, it hasn't so old.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
No, but it's probably a bargain.

Speaker 4 (01:46:02):
There's been very little interest from anyone. According to TMZ,
only a few people have even walked through it to
check it out, but no offers. One couple who recently
looked at the house, the wife was creeped out, couldn't
wait to leave. Now, Gregeah, I know how much you
are interested, so I'll give you the list.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Price, give me the do we have the size and
the don't Okay, I don't find guessing game. Sure, wild guess.
I'm sure it's insanely huge. Let's go with twenty four.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Million, twenty four million, gena gradity guesses forty million, forty
million menaced to Sammy alrighty oh, sixty one point five
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
Samm room and Sary's been there, that's why she gets
so angry.

Speaker 7 (01:46:54):
Ten bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms, seventeen thousand square Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:57):
But it's very nineties mansion is a look of it?

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Well, then I'm not getting it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
Speaking of freaks, Lamar Odom recently was a real doll
factory in Vegas. Why shopping for a custom sex doll.
But now here's the creepiest part. He is shopping for
one that looks like his ex Chloe Kardashian.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Weird.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
Lamar's manager told TMZ that he first saw reel doll
in a news story about a month ago, and he
just got really interested in getting on for himself.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
Strange.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Yeah, also that he thinks this Chloe like sex doll
will be perfect because he could do whatever he wants
with her sexually.

Speaker 5 (01:47:35):
Would you admit that?

Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
No word yet from Chloe yet. I'm sure it's pretty
flattering though, I mean, that's gonna be cool, right, And
wouldn't you be flattered?

Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
Flattered and completely freaked out?

Speaker 6 (01:47:44):
Yeah, we should sell freaked out.

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
I think it's flattering.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
It gets you off the hook. We should sell a
Greg Gory reel dolly.

Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
Oh, tons of ladies would get it off.

Speaker 4 (01:47:57):
The hook from what because people he's not Let's say,
somebody was like, what are you talking about that. No,
like in other words, like you're no longer the focus
because they have this thing that.

Speaker 9 (01:48:07):
Is no, what makes you more of the focus because
now they're obsessing even more over.

Speaker 6 (01:48:11):
They have an outley top of mind, like a sexual video.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
They got an.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
Outloy I'd be flattered if anybody wants to make one
of me, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:18):
No, I have a little clip here. This is Lamar
looking at one of the dolls with a couple of
the company reps at the Real Doll Factory in Vegas.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Popular Ones. What can you ask Ford, here's a shape
like a woman. I can see her thighs.

Speaker 6 (01:48:36):
Look at that, Look at the ankle.

Speaker 5 (01:48:39):
It's crazy because it looks like she got blood running
through her veins right here. And am I going crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Look imagine how much you love shopping for her, Lamar?

Speaker 5 (01:48:51):
Yeah, this would make me probably get in a woman's
fashion too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
Oh yeah, that's look how creepy that looks? This This
is this is some video that's weird of them at
the Real Doll Factory.

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49:07):
Yeah, it just looks like a bunch of like corpses
hanging from their chains that are like suspended from the ceiling.
Is very, very weirdos for the studio, time for the
birthdays and the Porno birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
Say, Shimar were gonna sits suary and you know we don't.

Speaker 5 (01:49:28):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Starting with the celebrities and Gregg's number one hypocrite, Leo
Leonardo dicapriothday fifty years old today cool Demi Moore is
sixty two. Vinnie from Jersey Shore is thirty seven today
it's close to Flockhart. Alan McBeal also on Supergirl. She

(01:49:49):
is sixty. Mark Sanchez, the former NFL quarterback most famous
for the butt fumble when he was playing for the Jets.
He's on ESPN now he's thirty eight. You got Carson
Presley's funny, he's fifty five. Actor Ty Sheridan, Cyclops and
X Men Apocalypse. Also was in Deadpool two twenty eight.

(01:50:12):
Stanley Tucci Caesar Flickerman in The Hunger Games and one
of Meryl Streep's sidekicks in The Devil Wears product or
remember that we had that, Porno said the Devil Wears Not.

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
It also does like a travel show on CNN.

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
That's really good.

Speaker 5 (01:50:26):
Oh three, Italy, it's so good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
Stanley Tucci's sixty four years old today, and you got
your porno birthday today. It's Lily Bella. She's had her
curtains parted more than a Broadway theater one hundred and
seventy fine films, including Springtime Is for Breeding. She was
in Double Dias a passing grade. Or how about the
Holiday Classic Surprise Christmas Threesome. There you go, seemmy, you

(01:50:51):
like holiday movies. Yeah, and watch that with your family.

Speaker 5 (01:50:53):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
Yeah, and you're matching jammies.

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50:55):
On Chrismas be adorable.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
All right, here's a few that Greg would love. A
public sex keeps the neighbors away or drives them in.
She was also in BFF Lesbian Face Sitting That's fun,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in Wet Lesbians
Love the Swimming Pool.

Speaker 6 (01:51:14):
Makes Sensey loves the pool.

Speaker 4 (01:51:15):
He loves lesbians right outdoor sex.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
This is really his kind of neat a location to
film one call me.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
That is Lily Bella, who is twenty two years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Monday morning look for what's happening in
the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:51:32):
We're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (01:51:34):
More Wooden shows next, hang on back in a bit,
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Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
All right's wrap up and get the hell out of here.
Every Boddy sounds good. It's it for a Monday morning.
We got the weekend cheers, jeers waiting for you on
the full show podcast. Of course, we got caught up
at all the trending news headlines. And today we played
a little game with Gina grad Will she know it?
I'm not gonna tell you how it went, but you
should go back on the podcast. You should check that

(01:52:06):
out again. You can find it, but it's by going
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Fat chick, skinny chick.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
It's always fun.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
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Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Please, Yeah, we are all guilty of doing terrible things
for money, like getting up and going to work.

Speaker 6 (01:52:41):
Yeah, it was shamed.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:44):
You know it's like, uh, we're just those hamsters on
the wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:52:47):
Right, yeah, you know we're the rats.

Speaker 6 (01:52:51):
Yeah, the little race looking for the cheese, or as.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
You put it, build a sand castle, get it knocked down,
build another one. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
We said all the time about like every day for
a show, you got to build the world's most like intricate.

Speaker 10 (01:53:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:53:04):
Those guys are on the beach. They build these really
realistic looking at like I means so much detail. Yeah,
it's crazy. Right, they're bringing out like little toothpicks and
toothbrushes and stuff to make like the sand castle. And
then ayway they build that as low tide. That's preparing
the show low tide. Then the tide comes in washed
it away, and they go, all right, you start building
another one, so you know the show's over. Right, you

(01:53:25):
got to start building another one. But you can't build
it exactly the same as you did the day before.
You got to build something different exactly. That's how it
does feel. Jeez.

Speaker 5 (01:53:33):
Rats.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Yeah, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for give it the show some of your valuable
times this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:53:44):
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:53:46):
SMD double M. Quit this bitch.