The Woody Show November 12th 2024 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
A good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Everybody should not be this bright eyed and bushytailed on
a Tuesday, But here we are.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's November the twelfth, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show. I am what that's great gory.
We got menace morning to you, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hi. There's Gina grad Good morning. I spine with.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
My little line. There is Sammy. We got SeaBASS, Bort, Caroline.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
They're here.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What do you show? Production department? Morgan is here. We
got von our video producer. He is a hell as
always but here on time. He's a functioning stoner, very punctual.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
So anyway, phones are open for you eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie hit us up with a text over
to two to nine eighty seven today as promise, Fat
chick skinny chick. So around a fat chick skinny. That's
a fun game. We like that game. Plus the trending
news headlines, all the entertainment stuff of course, birthdays, porn
of birthday and more here on this Tuesday morning. Also,

(01:49):
I just want to give you a heads up. We
have a trip for you to go on the Comic
Con Cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
So this is gonna be leaving out of Tampa, Florida.
You have a chance to win. Just go on the
Woody Show Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram and
all the details about what you need is right there.
Just sign up. It's gonna be happening in the first
week of February. Again, it leaves out of Tampa Banal.
Is you and a guest? How long is it? How
many days? Four days? Four days? Comic Con Cruise, you

(02:17):
and a guest and uh, we'll give you the airfare,
like the money for the airfare to get you to Tampa.
Good rule, So you can so you can catch the boat.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
What a cool trip. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
So that's on our Instagram at the Woody Show. If
you want more information about this cruise just in general,
you can go to Comic conthcruise dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Com.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I see con the cruise dot com sounds good and
check that out. A couple of things transportation wise, Drama
in the Skies, the Auburn Tigers Men's basketball team reportedly
got into an inner squad fight before they had a
game with Houston, and the flight they were on had

(02:59):
to be redirected because the pilot was reporting an altercation
between a bunch of basketball players who.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Were fighting on the actual fight.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, they're fighting on the plane, like an actual like uh,
you know, fist fight. Yeah, but it didn't seem to
affect their on court performance. They were able to take
down the Cougs seventy four to sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
They did this past weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, what else did I see here that I wanted
to bring up?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh, here you go.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
So there are all kinds of jobs out there, sometimes
jobs you don't even realize were a thing totally. But
it's one of those things where somebody has to do it,
and somebody has to be the one to test the
sex dolls.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Oh I never thought about that quality control, So it.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Might as well be you. I just pictured they kind
of maybe sat the thing there and just had like
a drilled o going, like, not an actual person testing
it out.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, but eventually a person has to test it out.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like remember those old commercials for like, you know, luggage
or different things and actresses they have those mechanical. They
have mechanical arms of the boxing. It's just like that
beating stuff up.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
But yeah, but you know so so many yeah, has
sex with it and then has a notebook after reports.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, so that this company is looking for a sex
doll product tester and AI trainer and after all the
applications are received, one employee will be selected.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh my god, the.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Job requirements fairly straightforward. There, it's a remote gig. I
can imagine this is something you have to go into
the office for. You know, you will be testing various
sex dolls to assess product quality, functionality, and durability, so
really put a punishing on this. In addition, you'd be
testing out the AI technology, helping to improve interactive capabilities,

(04:47):
focusing on conversation and memory retention. And then from there
you just document your quote test results and you provide
feedback awesome to the product development teams.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
So here's the dumbest question all I ever asked. H
those sex dolls they're anatomically accurate?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I know, But I mean I wonder if it's just
a hole or if it's supposed to actually mimic actual anatomy.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, it's supposed to mimic mold.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, that's like I know that some of the
porn actresses have they have like their own pocket.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Vaginas out the plaster casts and also.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Like they're one that like, you know, you can get
the torso of you know, whatever this porn actress is.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
So it's supposed to be like just.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Just like yeah, so it's not just a like a
cylindrical whole, correct, the actual real deal pretty much weird.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It is so weird.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's also could you make a plaster not a plaster,
but like you can make a silicone, You can make
a sex toy like a dildo from your own unit exactly.
And I think it's like almost like a plaster Paris
kind of thing where you wrap a bunch of stuff
and then you pour the stuff into the into the
mold that you make. There's another one where you like,
I think you just like put your wiener in something

(05:59):
and then yeah, you dip it. But I don't know
how you maintain your I was gonna say, how long
do you have to maintain to do that?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I don't know, like a minute.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
It seems pretty narcissistic for a random guy to be like, hey, ladies,
who wants a crack at this?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
No? I mean I think it'd be okay. So Menace
is not a fan of his wife having sex toys.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
I'm saying, uh, in general, I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Of women having sex toys. Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
So if they if they want to have it, go ahead.
Now what if I say it's just a gateway to
ramp up to other things?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Would it be different if in this particular case, like
you made her h you made her mold of your own,
of your own thought.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
But if that's what she was using, No, I would
I mean, you still be against it even though it's yours. Yeah,
I again, like women, it's a gateway. I allow women
to do whatever they want, you know, that's what they
allows it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, I allow that that's what they want.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
You should think I'm willing to I'm willing to allow
it despite your concern, which is which is you start
with one thing and then you and up with the
dumb truck. You know, you start with the yea because
it doesn't it doesn't do it for you anymore. Yeah,
you start with the the pocket like the little pocket vibrator,
and then it ramps up to the dumb truck.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, next to box you got an electrician at your
house installing a two forty line.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, and then next thing you know, you're in rubber
suits and all kinds.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're unplugging the dryer just so you can plug your device.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
My concerned, And I don't think that's for everybody.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
I don't think that happens to everybody, but it could
be a gateway to something bigger.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I didn't realize what a literal slippery slope this was.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Oh yeah, absolutely, hello, no one's speaking up. But Sammy,
you kind of agree with me, I do.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I do agree with Menace on this.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
I what, like he said, anyone can do whatever they want.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I truly don't care.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
But how I feel is that if people use them
when they don't.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Necessarily need them, just kind.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Of would be a need.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Who needs what I'm saying, I would say it desensitizes
you so over time, people might need these because they're
getting desensitized from using them so much that it would
be tougher to get there. And I do know, I
mean there are people who need them because they have
difficulty achieving right. So yeah, if you need them, then yeah,

(08:11):
use them. But if you don't, I would say what I'm.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Just saying, what if what about the single ladies out there?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
They just hold out to you. Actually, I'm saying somebody,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
When you hold out until you actually are with somebody,
there's no toys, right, I'm trying to clarify you, Like
if one thing, if you're in a relationship and then
you don't use them because you're in a relationship, then
your husband's obsolete.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah. Correct.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
But I'm saying like, if you're not in a relationship,
if you're single like that, that that you wouldn't be
a toy buffet, like you're saying that even in that case, in.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
That case, yes, really okay, But you don't mean like
hold out. You mean just you know, work with what you.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Got, Try to work with what you got. And again,
if you want to do more than that.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now for this sex toy tester, here are some of
the per twenty two paid holidays each year wow paid
travel to global events and to manufacturing partners in Asia. Menace,
the manufacturing partners are in Asia. So you know, let's
go a professional development stipend whatever that is. Employee discounts

(09:19):
on the products, although I would imagine if you're testing
the products, you probably just get to keep them, right.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, they're not. They're not giving them to give them back.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Also a free gym membership, free internet company, cell phone, and.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
More due I mean good. Yeah, So if if.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're interested in this, I will give you an email
that you can use and you can apply. Hello at
doll Authority dot com.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Hello at doll authority dot com.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Hello at doll Authority dot com.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I would make sure one of the provisions of the
job was total anonymity.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
All these I know, we say.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Don't send me on these trips. I'll be home with
the dolls.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
All right, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie is the
phone number if you want to hit us up on
the pallones text of course, you can send those over
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna take a
quick break. We've got some more Woody Show coming up
for you next. Hang on full of that thought, you know,
not that thought?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Wow. Anyways, the Woody Show will be right back. Hey everybody,
I hope you're enjoying the Woody Show podcast. Just a
heads up.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
This Thursday, Huntington Beach I'm gonna be at Wild Fork
Foods from three to five pm doing a bunch of
giveaways for team part tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch
and more this Thursday, November fourteenth, three to five pm
at Wild Fork Foods at Huntington Beach.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hope to see you there, Come on through. Everybody is welcome.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
In the meantime, keep in joining the Woody Show podcast. Hello,
welcome to another edition of the Menace Cooking Corners. Yes, chef, now,
today I'm gonna give you a really quick recipe on
how to be a hit at any party.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh yes, ship, check out my wienies.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Yes ship, Yeah, yes, chef, you got some Menace world
famous wieners right there.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, I'd like to hunt the Woody Shoe. And we
are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It is November the twelfth,
twenty twenty four. Nice thanks for being here. I'm Woody.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's Greg Goring. Good morning, Good morning to you, menace. Hi,
Gina grat is here. Good morning right there? Sea Man
twelve Yep, yep, shout out.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We got to Samy. Good morning, Sam, Good morning Phones
are up in eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with a text over to two
two nine eight seven. Starting the hour with some good news.
Last week we had heard the devastating update that Australian
breakdancing superstar Ray Gun was walking away and calling it

(11:51):
quits because of how everyone's been goofing honor since the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
So many candles have been lit.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
However, there's an update, can stop, won't stop. She's going
to continue to show off her skills, saying quote I'm
still going to be part of the community jams say
and still dance and still break adding quote I'm not retiring.
You try and stop me. I'm not ever going to

(12:17):
stop dancing. You can't retire from an art form. So
that's why I'm never going to stop.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Retirement. What she's saying is she'll still like there's a
bunch of kids on a street corner somewhere. Yeah, let's
say it'snineteen eighty two all over again, or somebody paying
her to be in a commercial right.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But no, I mean we've been saying that, like, just dude,
take the yeah, cash in, make some make some money
off of that.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
I kind of think like dancing has dissolved a little bit.
It's the most worthless art form I think, because like
I started watching some dance competitions on TikTok with the
adult dance competition, and I'm like, this is what dances
now like battle dancing.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It is not.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
From what I grew up. It was pretty much gymnastics
battle dances. That's what it almost us in the Olympics.
They said this, No, this is going to be an
Olympic sports. Yeah, because there's actual gymnastics elements to it.
But I'll show you what it looks like now, and
it looks like they're voguing from like yeah, their hands
and you go, oh, it's because TikTok, Because TikTok was

(13:30):
all about arm dancing, not actual like using your leg because.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Of where you are in the frame.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah, that's kind of bleeded on over to professional competitions
and wow, it's gone really lame.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Let me take you on your lameness. Okay, So a
couple of weeks ago, I was watching PBS. Wow, that
was still a thing in a hotel. That's why it
was on looked at because you can't watch other stuff
in the hotel too much. Got it? Got it, so
I turned out and it was a full like two

(14:05):
hour feature on something from h I think it was
the Juilliard School, and it was just what Mennis just said.
It was fifteen people on this big stage and kind
of like brown Kanye clothing in a homeless style and
just kind of like spassing out, whipping their arms around
and like no one was really doing anything that looked
like it was skillful whatsoever. And then but then they
interviewed during the like the little intermissions, they interviewed the

(14:26):
artistic direct designed it, and it's something like old Gang.
You know, you know, what would you call like a
not a queen but a queen. I guess old. He
was like, oh yeah, this was inspired by the Rainfall
and Leaves.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And at one point on the text, Raygun is the
William Hung of Break Dancing.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Said don't disrespect my co star in the movie. I
was in, Oh no, once that movie come out, probably
a couple of months.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
We need to get her and William Hung and Chocolate
Rain together and just make a super league exactly of
talented performance.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
She does the dance to their song yeah Dance.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
I thought it was always so funny back in like eighties,
you know, TV shows, movies. It was always like whenever
there was like now people just shoot each other, you know,
or you know. And then the nineties or maybe early
two thousands, they would fight like fight club. Sure, but
back in like the eighties, they'd have a dance battle.
We'll settle this dance battle like road rage, like two

(15:22):
guys get out of their car and just start Oh yeah, fitts, Yeah, dancing,
dance on the cardboard. Yeah you said, you said it's
the most worthless art form. I would disagree, Well, okay,
dance these guys. I saw some guy the other day
on Instagram. He has a like a pane of glass
like on the ground and he just kind of jumps

(15:43):
on it and breaks it and then they rope it
off and they say, there's that's art.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh okay, worthless those videos where the guy rolls balls
down and breaks jars full of there's that I can't
stop watching.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Like you know it tapes the band of the wall.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that's differences. That's a worthless form of
let's say visual arts or whatever modern art. I would
say dancing. But but art can't be great, like you know, painting, sculptures,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Can be great, dancing can't be great. Now it's all
it's all the same.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
It can be emotion no oh god, no, I could
be skillful, it can be athletic, but it's the same
stuff over and over again, and it doesn't really do
anything for you.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
When you see like Michael Jackson and people who are
able to move that, I think that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
So hard, it's neat, it's cool.

Speaker 8 (16:36):
Dances dances differently too, so it's also up to So
my previous Warning show, we had a dance like I
don't know, team come in and do stuff and people
got bad at me.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I was like, this is stupid, Like why are.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
They I'm agreeing with you when you were talking about
like the other stuff that you mentioned, basically the people
who are like a human version of those things they
put out in front of car dealerships, that mister.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Big hole thing that just like flailing in the air.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's like it's stuff like that or what you're talking
about with TikTok, where you're basically from the you know,
waist up and just moving your arms around. But I
mean there there is some dancing that's super cool.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Would you sit and watch it for more than thirty
three minutes?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's something like that.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, would you sit down? Your wife said, hey, you
go see the a Nutcracker? Sweet. No, I wouldn't go to.
There's many things that I wouldn't go to. It doesn't
mean that you know it's not you can't respect it.
Do respect it again. I'm not going to sit in
respect you bro exactly, Bro again, I respect ballet dancers.
High five.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
I got to show you guys these dance competitions I
found on TikTok Oh. Yeah, people are going crazy. I'm like,
what is this?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's one of those things I wish I could do.
Dancing is insanely different, like good good dancing, like the
Michael Jackson dancing.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, like Greg just looks like although if you went
to a wedding, Greg, let's say you had the skills
of like a Michael Jackson, like you would look I
mean ridiculous. Again, just like a one off guy is
not a professional dance. They're getting out because there's always
that one guy. Just like there's always that people. Those
people out there that think they're really great singers are
not that great.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
There's always that one person who thinks they're magic on
the dance floor and they are out there just going
for it like no one's watching.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
They are a laye on Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
They're a laying on seinfeldpastics Like I wouldn't want to, like,
I just want to be decent enough for I don't
stick out, you know, like where you can be in
a crowd at the weddings or whatever and you don't
just look like a complete idiot.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I just avoid it. Agree, It's so yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I used to say, like back when I was just
a radio DJ playing music all the time. I play
the music. I don't dance to it. Come on, come on,
people just want to drag you out the arms. I'm like,
And you stand there and just kind of like, yeah, right,
I have a.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
We just recently had a party and Gina and Sammy
and Vaughan were doing a dance routine which was really good.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
On the dance Flotric slide was the electric slide?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
I was asking because I was like, are you guys
doing the one that all my friends know somehow and
I don't know how they learned? Was the Cupid shuffle?
Do you know that one?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah? Real slow? Now is that the slide.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is that different shuffles, different cubid shuffles, different than the
show slide. Yeahbody clap your hands.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Oh I hate that.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'm so bad at that. Two steps to the rod.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yeah, no, stop now because the words are just telling
you what to do.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
I know, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Hand the bone you hit?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
We did?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
You did?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
We did? But put my hand on your hip dip?
You did? Did you get joels? I keep mind minutes.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
We're not advanced enough for the cubid shuffle.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:43):
It's so weird because like I'll go to a wedding
and then suddenly it's the cupid shuffled about the electric slide.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
That's what I tried to do.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What they did the electric slide?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, thought that was the line dance in the country.
Do the hustle, No, do the hustle.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
They did that two steps to the dance thing on
a cruise I was on and I just walked away
in my keep up step, left around and together with
the right, and then everybody seems to know when to
clap and when to how.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Are you doing this? Well, we got take a quick break.
We're gonna come back. But on the other side of
the break. We've got a round of fat chick skinny chick.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yes, I can handle twelve men at once. I don't
think it's appropriate. Even if I'm small, I can handle
count ten. That's how you play the dirty minds game.
We know who you are.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Show all right, welcome back. Hey, uh fat chick, skinny chick. Yeah, oh,
let's do it y, Yes, promise beat chick skinny chick.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right? So, uh volunteer. Yes, a person.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Many people have volunteered, want to be the person who
gets to answer all the questions. We are just asking
questions until we feel like we've got a good handle
on who we're talking to. Are we talking to a
fat check or a skinny chick? Not as easy, Not
as easy as one would think.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I think we got stumped the last couple.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Maybe maybe everyone, but you would.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I've been pretty good at this. I've been pretty good. Well,
then don't do that, because then you're gonna screw me up. Yeah,
all right, So we have a volunteer, and let's say
hello to our volunteer. Let's say hello to Amy. Hey,
good morning Amy, Amy.

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Hi guys.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
All right, so Amy, just to verify, nobody has put
a gun to your head and forced you to participate
in this silly ass game that we're doing for a
radio show.

Speaker 9 (21:42):
It's just for fun, right of course, no one can
make fun of themselves, you know what's the point?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes, exact, thank you? All right, So we have a
bunch of questions. All we ask is that you fight
your natural instinct to lie and just give us some
honest answers, and then we're gonna try to guess fat
check or skinny check. Now, just by being our volunteer
today and being such a great sport, we're gonna set
you up with a prize. So that's gonna be your
that's gonna be your reward, just for being honest.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Okay, all right, okay, So am I honest? Am I
supposed to like whatever?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, you're supposed to be honest.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You gotta give us the honest answers. Honest answers only.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Okay, all right, I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, all right, who wants to go first with the questions?
I go, okay, okay, what kind of so do do you.

Speaker 9 (22:27):
Drink diet coke?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
No?

Speaker 9 (22:30):
I changed to seven up zero zero.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I do support the zeros like those.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yes, what was something your mom always cooked.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
She really actually refrighting.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Uh they're delicious.

Speaker 9 (22:47):
Yeah, they're so good.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay. Do you have long hair or short hair or
in between?

Speaker 9 (22:53):
I'm in between. Actually I'm growing it out. I had
an episode and I just kind of cut it super short.
I learned my lesson what.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Kind of what kind of milk do you buy? Uh?

Speaker 9 (23:04):
Let's see, it depends because you know the damn kids.
One of them flacktails intolerant and then I go full long,
you know, fhat and then I got fat milk for
my lattest.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Fancy.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Do you snore?

Speaker 9 (23:19):
My husband says yes, Okay, so yes I do snore.
Apparently do you? I haven't heard it? So whatever?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
But what what is the accent? What's your nationality?

Speaker 9 (23:30):
I'm Mexican?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Mexican? Then how many kids do you have?

Speaker 9 (23:33):
I have three?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Do you work out sometimes?

Speaker 9 (23:38):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Do you have a gym membership?

Speaker 9 (23:41):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Don't have a straight mail at home or like?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You don't attend any kind of classes at all?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
What is your favorite type of Mexican food?

Speaker 9 (23:52):
My name, let's see, it would have to be tamalis.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
What about did you play an instrument in high school.
Oh god, no, no, did you play sports in school?

Speaker 9 (24:08):
I did not?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
You did not?

Speaker 9 (24:10):
No, I did not.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Were you in any clubs?

Speaker 6 (24:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (24:15):
Just for like, you know, to get into college, you.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Know, like what kind of just kind of to look
more well rounded, like what kind of clubs?

Speaker 9 (24:23):
It was just for like Mexican American Club. I only
showed up once.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh wow, really yeah, I took a picture shut up
in the yearbook.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
What I mean.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's smart?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Uh? Do you tuck your shirt in or do you
leave it untucked?

Speaker 9 (24:43):
I normally wear dresses though, so that's dresses.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Do you prefer to cook or to bake?

Speaker 9 (24:52):
Neither? I have my husband, he's amazing at both.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I do you have any tattoo?

Speaker 5 (25:01):
I do?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
What? What are they and where are they?

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Okay? So I have one, two three in my back.
They are for Supernatural the show. I'm a huge fan, Wow,
the show. Then I have another one that's for like
the molecule for happiness. Certain I have angel I have
angel wings and my best friend and I have tattoos
of bubbles because you know that whole bubble and you know,

(25:28):
but s it essential oils. You know, it's it's a
joke on all of that funny.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
All right, but where they're all on your back.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
On back, arms and foot on your foot. And I
have a Starbucks tattoo.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
If Sammy was going to get a tattoo and probably
be like a Starbucks tattoo.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Or stale bug basic at the bottom of the tattoo
is a Starbucks plus basic.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, So for your Arbucks order, does it come with
a dome on top or a regular lid?

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Regular lid?

Speaker 6 (26:06):
That is a good question. You're a Starbucks goll or.
Do you know where Gina was leaning into it?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Do you do you consider yourself to be impulsive? Oh?

Speaker 9 (26:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are you a big drinker?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Do you like a hard alcohol?

Speaker 9 (26:19):
I'm actually a lightweight to margaritis and I'm puking.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
And for my mommy, no.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Have you ever?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Have you ever cheated on your partner or a partner?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
No? Never a partner.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Never? We had an open marriage.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
But oh yeah, really okay, so a quick break from that.
How does that work? Like so like he can go
do whatever he wants, you can do whatever you want,
but like there's always some kind of ground rule, right, Yeah, it.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Was just that, you know, whoever we were supposed to
meet him. That was so many years ago. Actually that's
why I hooked up with my current husband. So I'm
my husband. I was like, you know what, I am
so happy. The grass is not greener anymore. On the
other side, you know, I'm just happy.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
So wait current toge current husband, current marriage not an
open relationship?

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Oh absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I don't know if this question is too on the nose,
but do you own a bathroom scale?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I do, okay?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
And where do you keep it? Is it out and
about or like tucked away?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (27:28):
In the bathroom. You know everybody can see it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh okay, So it's just sitting down one piece bathing
suit or a two piece bathing suit.

Speaker 9 (27:35):
I don't swim, so I've done two and one. I
really don't care.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
I'm a dog person. I have three dogs.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh wow, okay, target our Walmart Target.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
What kind of what size dogs do you have?

Speaker 9 (27:52):
I have a tiny little mangi mut she's ten pounds.
I have a twenty pound Dustin Terrier and a many
pound boxer.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh wow, awesome. Range. How many pairs of jeans do
you own?

Speaker 9 (28:07):
At least ten, ten ten jeans?

Speaker 7 (28:11):
How often do you have you said you have grandkids?
How often do you get like the whole family together
for like an event?

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Well, I'm an only child, so pretty often. Yeah, and
my husband Sami list in Chicago? So often?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Do you prefer thongs or boy shorts?

Speaker 9 (28:27):
Boy shorts?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Boy shorts?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Do you own any lockdown? I'm locked too? But do
you own any high heels?

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yes, okay, I'm totally locked.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You're locked in? Yep?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, all right. How would you rate your skills in
bed on a scale of one to ten? And have
you done any.

Speaker 9 (28:50):
My mom's been listening to it. Come on, I would
say at eight and oh that's all.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Right up there now okay? And uh yeah, how do
you feel about anal on board off board?

Speaker 9 (29:02):
What's in it for me?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Good question question?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, the answers to the question, right, okay, so nice everybody?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
So she's open to it. But like, okay, I got you,
I got you?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Is everybody locked in? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I think?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Well locked in?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right? Who wants to go through?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Do you want to give a strang?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I was going to just glom onto your answer, but
I am it's weird because I was eighty percent of
the answers to me said fat. But then the angel
wings tattoo on her back that said skinny to me.
She likes high heels skinny to me.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
How old is the angel wing tattoo? Just like how
long did you get?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
These?

Speaker 9 (29:50):
Eight years?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
So not that long, I mean a good amount. And
then a lightweight drinker that says skinny to me. And
also the im mentioned the high heels, the big dog
that requires a lot of energy.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, so I'm going skinny all right. Greg is locked
in on skinny.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Even though most of her first answers said fat to me.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Well, yeah, that's can I jump in? That's why most
of her first answers scream fat to me. Right the
you know, multiple kids, it's very hard to work off
all that, she said, yeah, three kids, right, yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
And then the type of food that you're into.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, it's I don't know, You're gonna have to work
out a lot to work off all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So I'm still leaning fat all right, man, this is
on team fat, all right, Gina.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
The tael for me was when you asked if she
had a gym membership or you know, if she works out,
you said, not really, I have a treadmill, but like whatever,
you know, we all have that treadmill that's now a
clothes hangar. And I feel you, girl, And I'm going
to go with fat chick, all.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Right, ginas fat.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
All right, Sammy, I'm also going fat And a lot
of the answers, but the main one for me is
that her husband cooks for her and bakes for her
and is an amazing cook, which sounds like he's cooking
and baking.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
All the time and it's really good.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
So that's my main reason.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Reason.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Now here's what I had in the skinny column. I
had the high heels right, the fact that she's raising
herself an eight out of ten sex department, that's typically
the overconfidence, and the fact that she's not super open
to anal listens really something in that's all skinny chick
behavior or skinny chick traits. Right now, when it comes
to the column that I had for things under the

(31:39):
fat column, the diet or zero there in fact, the
zero sugar stuff, the whole milk purchasing. She's impulsive, which
means that you kind of grab it things. And the
fact that she was in an open relationship. But I
don't know a lot of like, you know, like it's
not like the hot skinny people that have the open

(31:59):
relationship ships. The scale definitely, because if it's not a thing,
you're not thinking about it, you wouldn't even buy the scale.
The ten pairs of jeans because those are ten pairs
and different sizes. Boy shorts over thongs for obvious reasons.
The treadmill I also had under that thing. But here's
the thing, Like Greg, as much as I am lean
to say fat, I'm going skinny.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And let me tell you why.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Because I think the husband doing all this stuff, I
think that's just one of those things unless he's just
like a total simp, you know what I mean. Yeah,
I think she's gotta be think. Yeah, Like if we

(32:45):
hadn't talked about that, like I think my my my
vote would have been for fat. But I'm going skinny.
I'm on skinny on them with Greg.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Okay, so three yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Right, So we do have the results. Now we have
a picture that you sent over here. We're gonna we're
gonna take a look at that. But we're all gonna
do this on the on the count of three. Okay,
all right, all right, and then that way let's see. Okay,
you guys ready.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
The staples, but not open it.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, be careful, don't open up. Okay, fat chick, skinny chick.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
This is Amy.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
And on the count of three, one, two, three, oh,
we are wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Very very attractive. I gotta win once again.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Wait a minute, why why why is there a picture
of Barney.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
I was comparing my twelty Barney.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
I love her.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
She's loving.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Wow, yeah you were. I gotta tell you like you.
You are definitely fun like talking to.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
You now, hilarious in her comments with the Barney and
in her dress she said, who wore it better?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, I'm just seeing.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
That fat check it. Amy, Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (34:06):
Let me make a solifucation about the cooking. Yeah, yeah,
I am the worst cook. I will probably give everybody.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Lucky you for your husband.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, I know it's good for him. Well, Amy, hang
on one second. Thank you so much for being see I
should have been man. I heard her say it, and
I didn't think anything of it. The very beginning of
the call, and we said we were asking her about
volunteering and things like that. She made a comment, he
goes everybody should be able to have fun and make

(34:40):
a joke about themselves right like that.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I would have put that comment.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I would have put that comment under the under the
correct category. I would have put the name though, Amy,
that's a skinny chick name.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I agree. You really had us guessing. That was fun.
That was good.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah all right, well Amy, hang on one second, we'll
get all your inform your surprise. Thank you again for
listening to The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
You bye, all right, there's Amy everybody. Oh yes, funny, Yeah,
all right, We're.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Gonna to get a quick break. We got some more
Woodies Show coming up for you. Next hang on.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
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Speaker 2 (35:53):
If you're just tuning in, we're coming off a fresh
round of Fat Chick Skinny Chick. You're so mad Exhilary,
I know and see I have all this gut. Why
don't I follow it?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah? What's the point of having all this gut and
not following it?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
So really depressed because you were on quite the most
it was.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I was finally back.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
A lot of questions on the text seven to four.
What's the appropriate way to reach out to Morgan to
be a future Fat Chick Skinny Chick contestant? Morgan, how
do you prefer let me bring Morgan up here? How
do you prefer people do that? Email's probably best email.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
In my email, Yeah, it's Morgan Cook at iHeartMedia dot com.
But then just make sure you include a full body photo,
naked clothes whatever, yeah, or you know what that Yeah, yeah,
you can have clothes on, but make sure it's full body.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
But yeah, or you know, just sad into the show
email too, and I can make sure that she gets
those you have, you have access to the what do
you show email?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Do you not?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I don't really why not? How was that?

Speaker 5 (36:55):
How does she not get clearance?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That's one of those things I feel like I've I've
given out the access to like different people and nobody
knows how to get in.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah. Yeah, I can't really take.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
It away really change into that sign you guys.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Maybe yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Anyway, so five years ago, we'll get that worked out.
You know. That's probably the best way. Email at the
woodieshow dot com. Just keep it simple.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Well, she just gave out our email anyway, that's fine
if you can send the nude photos there future trip question.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Though, because I thought we were forcing people to do this.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh no, yeah, well that's when we send somebody with
a gun to your house to put it to your
head saying you will do it. You will email us, yeah,
you will do it. Okay, Yeah, that's definitely anyway. If
you want to sign up, if you like to be
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(37:48):
four Woodie hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Big news Man's just let
me know that he has put into request to have
coke zeros in the office refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I have it's request. You've heard it here. First regular coke,
coke and then like some spark.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
What I knew the ladies would freak out, so I
made sure like, hey, don't take away.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
The die code, don't relate well, I break my own now, Yeah,
I can't take that risk.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Don't take those away because I don't want to hear
about it. But can you please add coke zeros? And
they said it can be done. But great, Dave, there
goes my here. Do you want me to put a
request for coffee lids?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say coffee lids number one of.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
The Okay, Sammy has it. Never mind, coke zero is
coming at you.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
They they've laid so many people off here over the
past couple of weeks. I'm not sure we have coffee
lid person anymore.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
I'm still okay, good time being Yeah, good lids, coffee topper.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Next, don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.
He's our Miscole now show.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
All right, welcome back and into another new hour in
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is Tuesday morning.
It's November twelfth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I'm Woodie. That is Greg Gory. What are you?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Good morning, Good morning to you, Menace, Good morning, Woody.
There's Gina grand Hey, there Seabasses here. We got Sammy
phones open for you eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two nine eight seven cheata grad. What's happening with the
trending news headlines?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Well, I'm sure you've heard at least in passing about
the Delphi murders and now fifty year old Richard Allen
from Delphi, Indiana was just found guilty on all charges
in the double murders of thirteen year old Abby Williams
and fourteen year old Libby German. They were best friends.
The jury's verdict came on the fourth day of deliberations.
Abby and Libby were killed on a hiking trail in

(39:54):
February of twenty seventeen. It was very, very gruesome, and
the defense argued that rich was in a psychotic state
when he made numerous confessions to cops and it wasn't
him whomored at the girls because none of his DNA
was found at the same but the jury wasn't buying it.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Well, they were luckily enough to get a little piece
of video because the girls were.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
They were taking pictures videos.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yes, yeah, they say, don't judge a book by its cover.
But when you see this guy, I'm like, oh, yeah,
he's a murderer. He looks like a murderer.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
And that's the thing, like you said, menis they had
it was. It's very eerie. They saw this guy in
the background and he ended up getting you know, getting
charged for all of it. So goodbye.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
I don't know if it's an unpopular opinion, but I
could say with a complete certainty that I would never
confess to something I didn't do. And people say, oh,
that was a coerced confession.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, he was tired and they had been talking to
him for eighteen hours, so he just can No, you
can talk to me for eighteen days in a row.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, I'm not going to say I'm so tired.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Okay, I'll say, oh I did, well, what if russell
Mania is happening, and yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
The only would anybody do.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
That, I'm with you. The only exception is when, because
you know, I would love to watch all these true
crime things, when cops say, look, if you just admit it,
you can go home, which is the opposite of what's
going to happen.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, exactly, that's because that's what I was just going
to say.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
All right, yeah, so you get a you get a confession,
and then what you think you're just.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Gonna leave, Well, why, well, I'm not that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
On the other end of your confession is not going
home and back to your life as normal. And if
you didn't do it, Like, why would you say that
you did it?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Would I brought up that WrestleMania thing because that was
from making a murder making a murderer?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, dumb kids.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's different like you argue with your wife and you
say something to your wife like all right, yeah, you're right.
I mean, there's no consequence there other than you got
to admit that you're you know, at least let her believe that.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
She was right for something, not going to prison.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
But there's no prison on the other side of that, Like,
all right, there's no consequence. Yes, you go to prison.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, I'm so. I'm going to say I killed them?
Can I go now? Yes? So dumb?

Speaker 5 (41:57):
Yeah, Well, all hailed Disney fifty foot catamaran that was
about two hundred and thirty miles off the coast of
Bermuda when a gasket failure in the escape hatch caused
it to start taking on water. The four passengers on
the board on board were sinking, so a nearby Disney
cruise ship called the Disney Treasure came and rescued it.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
And it was a debut voyage.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's going to be one of the new boats because.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
That here they made in voyage and then they're out
there saving people.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Yeah, it was on its way from the Netherlands to Florida.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
You think it was a setup, a marketing star. I'll
just get the name of the boat out, things like
I haven't heard of this one.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Yeah, exactly, now we're all talking about it. It was about
eighty miles away, so they launched one of their small
boats and were able to rescue all the passengers. Nobody
was hurt.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Were there passengers on the Disney boat or were they
just getting it from the Netherlands.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
I believe Florida yeah, cruising officially, I don't see Netherlands.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
It's a big Disney Like what are you saying? Like?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, like did they build the boat there? And then
I don't know, and then they're just transporting to Floridas.
They can start doing their cruises out of Florida. They
do a lot of them out of Florida.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
That's a way less sexy story. Just stop saying it.
We want a full boat, a full boat of passengers cheering.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
I did see footage and there was many people on
the boat.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
But it's not what a million percent correct which was constructed,
was heading from Emshan, Netherlands. It's future home import Canaveral.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
I wanted to see adults, Disney adults with ears cheering
on the bow all the exactly know how.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
You know the boats all have their horn, they all
have their horns, you know. Yeah, yeah, Well the Disney
ships they all have different they can do different Disney songs.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Now, Greg, I know you don't. You don't go on
Disney cruise now, no, dude, dude there, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I've been on a couple of Disney cruises. They are awesome.
They are fun, even if you're an adult they are
adults only things, but if you have kids of any age, like,
there are a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
They really are.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
It's not like it's not for Sea Bass, it's not
for Greg. It's just not like for other normal people.
You it's it's it's a lot of fun. Adults are immaculate.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
The other half of the islands adults only.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah, it's really fun.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Are their costume characters just everywhere?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Not every like That's the thing. I feel like, if
you want to you can avoid there's there's there's a way.
But I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
If you hate Disney, don't go exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
But like, if you don't want to just be inundated
by you don't have to be interesting.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, and they rescue catamarans.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Yeah they're here.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I'm thinking like for you and your husband and your
step son. Yeah, you guys would love it and you.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Can be like, well buy because who's gonna you can't
go to steal the.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Kid at the kids clubs. So like my kids didn't
want to be picked up from the kids clubs and
so you just go off on your own. They'll hit
you up if the kids are ready to get picked
up or you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
It's it's great just vision that, you know, just in
the morning to say to your kid by, no one's
going to steal you by that's what we.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Do now, I mean the kids in fifteen and twelve,
it's like, all right, well here's where we're going to
be hit us up, you know, or this this is
our kind of base of operation where they're going to
go right overboard. But that's it.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
That could happen whether I'm there or not.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Exactly, it happen because parents irritated.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
It could happen because of me.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Well, a Spirit Airlines flight, uh, let's talk about another
vessel vehicle, this one out of Florida was just hit
with gunfire. We making making a landing in Haiti, but
thankfully the plane was still able to land safely.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Spirits getting out of shrapnel on this one because well,
because it's Spirit, but the real headline is Haiti. I
don't know that Spirit flew to. Yeah enough.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
None of the passengers were injured. One flight attendant on
the aircraft reported a couple of minor injuries. Thankfully, Spirit
says they've taken that shot up plane out of service everybody,
so it's not going to be you know, your flight,
they take.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
They take a plane out of service. I like, something
doesn't work, like the table, something in the restroom or whatever,
it's not operational, they'll they'll take it out of service
to that. But they're full on. Yeah in the overhead compartments. Yeah,
this thing got shut up.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
It's terrifying. And would you like to know who's shut
up the damn thing? In case you're not totally sure apartments, Well,
it seems like a gang thing because the US Embassy
and Port of Prince says it's aware of gangs trying
to block travel to and from the city. So that's
that's their new way.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
The last cruise, we were supposed to make a stop
in Haiti, Yeah, and then there was all that unrest
going on there.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
They're like, dog, yeah, I've been to that part of
the island. It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
I mean or the hills though, there's like, yeah, there's
guys with machine guns. But the the beach rules. Greg
I did a helicopter tour. Yeah, when I went to
Maui and they're flying over there like, well, we have
to stay in a certain area at a certain height,
and that's how the people on the ground know that
we are not the feds.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Wow because well that's where.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
They were growing all the Maui wowie, which at the
time was a much bigger deal and a bigger no
no than it is. I mean, it's still a federal
no no. But how people's attitudes toward marijuana and growing
mayor are not the same at that time. It is
like exactly, it's like the late nineties. So these tours
would fly lower than the Feds. Uh, they would whatever. Yeah,
so they know that's a tour helicopter. They're out here

(47:15):
trying to survey see who's growing and who's you know,
they will shoot at you, right, so we have to say,
I'm that's good enough. Yeah, there isn't.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Enough money in the world to get me on that chapter.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
With hold on cool though, the warning is if they
think you're a Fed, they'll shoot at you.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, Like if that's a real.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Smart thing to do with your drug operation is to
shoot at people who have a giant army to back
them up. Look, look, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
They were high.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
They didn't know if it made sense or not.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Well, a New York judge is set to rule on
whether to uphold or dismiss Donald Trump's conviction in the
hush money case. I guess well, we don't know yet
the decision. The decision is expected today. It comes after
a Supreme Court ruling.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Where can you bet on that?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I bet it gets a I bet you gets thrown out,
gets tossed. Yeah, I have theories on that, guys.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Well, the Supreme Court ruling grants lots of immunity to
presidents for official acts. Trump was convicted in May on
thirty four counts of falsifying business records related to payment
to porn stars Stormy Daniels. His lawyers argue the case
should be dismissed based on the immunity thing. What prosecutors
say the conviction involves unofficial conduct not covered by immunity.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
This is gonna be one of those things that's either
thrown out entirely because of that immunity thing or whatever,
or it's going to be because he's going to be
in office for the next.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Four years they don't want to deal with.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
They can't do anything while he's in office. They would
have to wait until four years from now. Like it's
like one of those it's too big of a hassle,
too little, too late.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
You know, and they're just going to move on.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
But but it sounds like the prosecutor the prosecutors are
onto something like it's not a complete blanket power like
a dictatorship. Like if this doesn't have anything to do
with you know, with presidential immunity, then doesn't fall under it.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, they say it was just a conduct thing, right,
But my my guess, and I also have other theories
about you know, well, the guy's going to be the
president and he can make their lives pretty difficult. So
what they're not They're never gonna admit it that way,
But like if I'm those guys, that's maybe how I'm
kind of thinking, like that's not even an agreement, Like
I'm not even gonna admit to that part of it.

(49:18):
I was gonna be like, you know what, I can't
do anything for the next four years. It's a waste
of government or local resources he's going to make.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Because it's gonna be one of the things that like suspended,
uh you know, if there's any other whatever then they
can kind of maybe bring it back or one of
those you're gonna pick up trash on the badway for
the next year.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Still do that. They could still have me show up
every Sunday, right, good will sorting donations.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, well it says, well, presidents can pardon anybody now,
so no, because this is a state thing. It's not
a federal anything. Federal, Yes, federal, Like if they're federal charge,
you'd be able to pardon himself.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Right, but they ain't.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
That My thing with Biden, he's still he's not going
to pardon his son. They say I would. Yeah, if
I'm him, I totally would care.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
It's not like his charges were you know, some kind
of you know, he was white collar.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Crying whatever, you're on your way out. You know, everyone
thinks your joke anyway by everyone thinks you're out of
your mind.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
And that's my son. And if you were facing any
kind of like you know, federal charges, you guys are
all good.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
I'm just letting you know, if I'm ever president, they're
getting out.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Dudeks and like what do you exactly real?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
A little dirk right, many, a little Dirk reed.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, like you're king.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah, who cares, let's go, that's right, that's right, all right.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
So we've thrown around the idea just because that would
be ironic. Wood you show book club, you know, uh
today for Wood to show book club. I'm gonna start
with a question, and this is something I'm sure keeps
you back up at night. What edit do you feel
like your co workers respect you?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Does it too? That's a good question.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I would say, I don't think he keeps them up
at night. That was I mean, I don't. I don't
think you really think about it one way or the other. No,
I think you are respected. Yeah, I think I think
you are, especially your work ethic, your you know, creativity.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
It's like why they would socially a little strange, but
I mean, you know, he could turn it on. He
could be lovely at times. Yeah, thank you, you know charming. Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
By the way, we got a couple of notifications about
this from a couple of people, but I guess Howard
Stern was mentioning cart Narks.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, this is is actually we just brought this up
on the show. Yes, they did an interview with me
or a pre interview back during the super Bowl week
and I they guys, I don't know what this is,
You're going to air whatever, blah blah blah. I guess
they had time and they did, like a package, so
they didn't. I wasn't live on the air, but I
don't know, and I haven't heard the segment yet either,
because I guess it just.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Aired yesterday and it's like just replaying this week.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
So nice.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, yeah, getting a little shot after like you know,
it was was the moments in shock Jockery, so it
was a return of the favor. Yeah, waiting anyway, you
want to earn your co workers respect, and if that's
the case, some things that you need to do, according
to this quote leadership expert. He's got a book, what

(52:22):
is show book club. It's called The Mentally Strong Leader,
and he says that whether you're the boss or you're
an entry level employee, there are three categories of things
that you need to do to gain people's respect to work.
And let's see how well we all do with these things,
all right? Number one, give be generous with your time
and knowledge, Praise other people's efforts, take time to offer

(52:45):
good feedback, and give other people your respect. Yeah, so
I think pretty much we actually do that easy. All
joking aside, I think we are pretty good at that.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
And it's like, I don't understand people who withhold compliments
like if something's good, like you, I let somebody know.
It creates a good vibe.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
To get too big. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
But it's like something's funny. I I always I always
want to let somebody know.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Uh. Next one is resist. Resist the temptation to gossip
about co workers.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
We failed that. I love that narrative that. Don't get
the gossip more than anybody.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Don't get roped into being negative, and resist taking credit to.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Greig. Don't get into being negative.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
We can we can discuss this in a second. Let
me just get through the tip, just a.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Tip has you're giving it and resist taking credit for stuff,
even when it's deserved.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Be modest instead, seas and talk about how it was
a group effort. They'll still know you deserve the credit,
but they'll respect you for resisting.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Oh yeah, a little more modesty.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh well, you know that's the original game code.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I don't know if they know that, you'll I don't.
You don't necessarily always get there recognition because some people
will either they'll try to sweep it under the team,
like oh we as a team, we created this, like no,
you didn't.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
No, no, like for example, so you have something specific
in mind.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
No, no, I'm just saying like for this, not for
this show necessarily, but in general, a manager will kind
of like try to make everyone feel good and say, oh,
look as a team, we yeah, and then the hangar
on get credit exactly what they didn't do.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Because you know, Greg has always claimed responsibility and credit
for cart narks. It's not a claim, it's just the name.
The name cardnarks do not come from Greg. That actually
came from a text. Yeah, that came from a text.
I forget what cart police or whatever. We called it
original shaming.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Well to be fair. But see that's the thing is
that was I.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Think actually that the way I remember it is more
of a collective thing because we were talking about Greg's
pet peeve about people not returning their cards, and then
we were.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
In the office.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
That was the thing on the air that he has
a very bad like.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
The hoes your pie thing you had wrong for years.
You just kind of made up, like you see, what
do you'll go with the not not not that he's lying,
He just goes with like the easiest thing that he
can remember.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
It makes sense to him, right, and and then it
just sticks right exactly and then he repeats it again
and that right, and then it just becomes fact right,
which it is not a slam. It's just because I
here's the way I remember it.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I remember. I'll just tell you that you guys can
fill in like you guys can fill in the gaps
or whatever, correct the information. But we were talking about
things like that that just are annoying people, you know,
annoying things. And one of the things, the cart thing
came up. Greg was on the air. It was a
pet peeve kind of thing talking about that. And then
I do remember being in the office and Sea Bass

(55:40):
was at this time. You know, he was always he's
always down for a project, as we know, always still
down for a project, right, And so it was one
of those like things that somebody just kind of threw
out in one of these collective conversations in the office
about you know, dude, go out to the grocery store
for five minutes and you'll find somebody. And he tried it,
and like the first one of the second one that
you it was a super explosive and then I said.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
We should call it Cardner. But the thing is, I guess,
so what was I think that that's that's closer to
the reality. I don't think it was on the air
though that we started. I think it was off the air.
But anyway, but the point that the Greg Greg's point again,
I appreciate that he shares the passion that I do,
but that's not what I tell people when they ask
me about it, and like, how do you get this
off the grounds? Like, you've got to go out and
do the thing right. Making the observation is one thing,

(56:25):
that's but that's you know, to follow through. Literally. Charles
Schultz in nineteen ninety one and a Peanuts comic that
I have printed out here in the office made a
point that Snoopy was mad at Woodstock for not returning
a shopping cart. He just left it against a tree.
So the observation isn't unique to us, sure to Greg
or anybody else. No, it's definitely that's what you do
with the execution, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Have to do with it. And then the final tip,
what do you show book club today? Again, this is
a guy, he's a he's a leadership expert. The book
is called The Mentally Strong Leader. These three categories of
things that you need to do to gain your coworkers' respect,
give and be generous with your time and note, resist
the temptation to gossip about co workers who take credit
for stuff you will it's deserved. Number three is exude,

(57:06):
meaning exude professionalism, which includes not being late to stuff,
being open, honest and transparent, exuding confidence, collaboration, be accountable
for your own mistakes. Be authentic. When people know they're
getting the real youth, they respect you for it.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Sure, he's all seemed kind of obvious.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Of course, all this stuff's the book guys going to
show book club. Yeah, now you might wonder if I,
you know, we have a theory about this. Where this
animosity between Greg and Sea Bass even came from?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Where did it start? And let let's talk about that.
Let's speak specific with his animosity from Greg towards Sea Bass,
not between because I don't share the animosity. I respect and.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
Animasy now Greg's project.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay, is it possible that Sea Bass started teasing Greg
because Greg made out with one of his girlfriends?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I was honestly not even know where that happened. Really,
I thought you knew about that, but like but like
the same way you would make out with whoever, Julianna or.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, obviously we weren't going at it.
Number one number one girls, number one, number two.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Don't care.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Because that was one of the theories floated at one point.
Is that the reason there was maybe animosity towards Gregor
because lady.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
He was tongue in your lady, It was just tongue.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It's impossible for me because I honestly didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Interesting it doesn't freak you out.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Again, Gina hasn't seen it yet, but Greg used to
be very promiscuous.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
I have tried to get Gregg on five different.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
So far, no Greg of Gina has aged out of it.
Did you ever get Greg?

Speaker 6 (59:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I would never.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I think we just need to get into That's not
the same.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
You would never, Oh, I would never. Those days are over,
I know, even in a blackout drunkenness.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
One thing I don't know, Greg is how how did
you end up making out with Sea Bass's girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah? How'd that happened? How did that happen?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
I mean it involved booze, of course, and probably it
was at a wine bar, and I think we were drunk,
drunk ish, not drunk, but drunk Sea Bess there at
a wine bar. No, No, no wine bar, and it
was myself, Mario. And then speaking of which, Julianne and

(59:41):
Sea Bass's.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Ex, why was she there?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
She became friends with Juliana. Would be fun if we
the four of us made out.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
That's what happened with l Yeah, I said.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Julian I'm like, well, I'm I've already. I mean, I
basically have made out with Julianne, so that wouldn't be exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
But what would be made out with Mario? One hundred thousands? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
And then I thought, well, it would be exciting if
it would be fun, would be to make out with
her instead? And then Mario, you can make out with
julian since you've never gregged her or made out. So
we just did that. We just all stood up kind
of like a key in public. You just started kissing,
and then we took pictures of it. We thought it
was kind of fun and excited. It was very weird.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
By the way, did you like send one to Sea Bass?
Did you post him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Or any Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Maybe I would have to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
I doubt that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Would have been funny. Like check it out. Here's a
picture of me making out with Sea Bass's girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Am I even Facebook friends with Greg my Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
We are nice or would Julianne have posted them?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Maybe probably Juliane.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Again, that wouldn't have been a thing because again Greg
is that with everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Yeah, and it's not like his thing came out. Yeah,
it's not like his thinking. I don't say this to
be disrespectful in the way you're thinking. But like if
we talked about this before, like if girls make out
with other girls at a party, no one cares, not
that Greg's a girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
But legally it's the same right level, right level girl,
threat level girl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah, exactly, which is how some bisexual quote unquote guys
sneak their way, sneak their way in past the front.
But I don't believe Greg would be that trend.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
No, all right, well there goes that theory. Guys, I
gotta find this photos.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
The first I've heard of that theory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two to ninety seven more
Woody shows.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Next hang up your chance at a second.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
The other thing I wanted to mention is that Menace
is going to be at wild Fork Foods. Yes, we're
just talking about that place recently, right, lost up in
one in Valencia, right off Magic Mountain Parkway over by
the Targets, pretty much right across from like where the
Chick fil A is there at Valencia Town Center.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
They have a ton of locations.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Yeah, but this one of the met's going to be at.
It's in Huntington Beach. That is going to be tomorrow
or no, Thursday from three to five pm. A bunch
of giveaways. Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I think you Metington Beachington Beach.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, awesome. Wild Fork Foods. Look up the location near you.
They have a ton of stuff. It looks awesome. I
told you I stopped by that one in Valencia because
I wanted to check it out, and I bought one
of the things I bought there, which is one of
my new favorite things. That has popped them in the
air fryer. Is it for about eight minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Yeah? Can I say it? But is it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
No? I had those.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Those are good. It's a beef short rib. Those are
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
No, these are the basically I bought them for the kids,
but I was hungry. I needed something quick. They're chicken
breasts like basically nuggets, but it's got like some pretty
light batter on it. But they were super juicy, tender, delicious,
and they just come like in a bag of you know,
just frozen basle nugs, perfection.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
It's all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
It's all just straight you know, white breast meat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Want need Yeah, like people, I mean, we're building awareness
of it, so a lot of people don't even know.
Is it a restaurant? What is it? It's not a restaurant. No,
it's a place where you should go before you go
grocery shopping. It's a giant freezer section of a store.
But it's a it's a it's a frozen butcher shop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
So it's things I could make in the illegal office
of them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Yeah, they have all kinds of stuff. I bought this
this shrimp scampy that's like all frozen. You just like
pop it. It's ready to go. I've got the big
pads of butter on it, so like you just like
super easy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
If you walk, you're gonna want to buy everything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
They have down to like sides and desserts. I saw
this one, this one thing. Is this your advertiser or.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
They're so good? I'm looking at it and may I
say this not my sponsor, but could be.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Reasonably priced too. Oh yeah, it's super affordable meats.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
And yeah, one of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
The desserts they have a lava cakes.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Yeah, the whole thing, pizza, have all kinds stuff in panadas.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
So go see Menace at Wild Fork Foods. Their location
at Huntingson Beach this Thursday, three to five pm. Get
all the details. It's all there at the Woodies show
dot com. All right, Uh, this I thought was, you know,
eye opening, slash depressing. Okay, experts at the male clinics

(01:04:28):
that they know a thing or two about a thing
or two.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
They're okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
They are breaking down how many push ups the average
man and woman should be able to do at different ages,
and so they have revealed that a twenty five year
old male should be able to do around twenty eight
push ups in one session. Women at that age should
try twenty. But those numbers, you know, they go on
significantly with age.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Very few women can do twenty push ups.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah, that's a lot by twenty five, like a twenty
like a young chick.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Now push ups. I was like, I was thinking, said, so,
I'm like that seems low. There is no way on
God's green earth I could do twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Pushups in your life?

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Have you have you been able, I could do four
or five.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
By the time he hit sixty five. Men and women
are only expected to be able to do ten.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Oh is that all the average?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Right? You will be hard pressed to find a woman
and that could do ten. It's actual real pushing, very hard.
I make sa it twenty to show a good fitness level.
Now is that chick push ups? Like where they're from
their knees?

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
That's my question?

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Oh, I don't count those pushups?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Look very difficult for thirty five year old woman.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
The goal is nineteen only one less for men who
are thirty five, you should be able to do twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
We're screwed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
And then like a big drop it there's a big
drop at forty five. Women should name for fourteen push ups,
Guys should go to sixteen. I could do sixteen.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
She I just could like one handed pushups, allegedly sixteen
push up You could not do sixteen proper full range
of motion push ups guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I could do. I think would be very w you're
thinking of is bigered out chess presses or chest pulses.
A lot of people don't go all the way down
and they don't go all the way.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Up and fifty five. The expectation of women is ten.
For men it's twelve and then yeah, so I mean,
you know what about pull ups and pull up but
they say it's to show a good fitness level. Oh good, okay,
pull ups?

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Well, see best obviously blows out the curve because of
his superhuman strength.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Oh yeah, how many?

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
How many push ups do you think a standard person, say,
in this room could do in this room? I think
we're a good cross section.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Of society, right because I'm I'm a planet fitness all
the time, so I see, I see the average person
what they repizza. I think the if I had to
guess the most push ups in this room, probably would
probably wouldy. But that's probably like six not sixteen, No,
like actual for real, and I can show you, but

(01:06:54):
it's again, it's not it's not that hard all the
way legalus. How many do you do I would have
trouble doing. I would have trouble doing more than twenty
five actual, real standard, full range of emotion push ups,
and that's with my wrist being.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Risk beaten back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
We talked about this last time Tony Horton was in here.
Is that people fake they fake reps because they do
vanity reps, and it only leads to less strength and
injury because you're not exercising your muscle through the whole
range of motion.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
As somebody who's married to someone who's doing their eighty thousandth.

Speaker 9 (01:07:30):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
I know everything there is to know about Tony Horton,
provided it's within those tapes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
He is huge.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
He is a huge proponent of yeah, don't don't hurt
yourself right, you're doing it wrong. And I can say
all of his catchphrases like for a res and he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I hate it, but I love it when you're stirring.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
He's like, what kind of Sofia baking back there?

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Watch to get them back in, you need to bring
your husband for like a celebrity encounter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
He floor you get so late that night?

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Oh yeah, every problem coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Next on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I don't know. I can't predict the future, but maybe
it'll be something like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
A Woody Show back in the bed insensitivity draining for
a politically correct world show. His Sea Bass going back
and forth with these people on the text about push ups.
Because Sea Bass makes a decent living, I think that
he would want to go to a better gym than
Planet Fitness.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Nothing wrong with Planet Fitness's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
And somebody responds, oh that makes sense. What gym does
he hit up when he's at home? Uh, go home trip? Well, yeah,
he's lives in an apartment building.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah, and first off, were a great apartment Jim, And
second off, Menie is absolutely correct. Nothing wrong with Planet
Fitness yet I've.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Been into a Planet Fitness before. Yeah, they're they're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Not a sponsor, but could Yeah, sorry, it's not equinox.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Speaking of fitness.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
When you say full range, that's I like, because I
just knocked out ten no problems because somebody somebody text
it over and it says, if what he cannot do
sixteen break the plane, push ups in a row. So
my question was on your whatever you call it, not
free range?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Range? Full range?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
So I keep my back absolutely straight, my chest hits
the ground, and then I go back up. Is that
is that the same?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
That should be? That should be good? Now getting in
my and my hands are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
Just outside of my my uh, on your chest, shoulder
around to your gut.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
Doesn't he just knocked out ten with my cherry goes to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
The ground like I have enough gravity to get my
chest to the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
How does your gut not hit first?

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
The gut can hit, but then your chest can also
still go to the ground. It just two things can
can both happen?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
And it sounds like he's doing belly bounces.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
No saw it, I just put I was just wondering
when that four other adults just this. You got.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
All right, we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It's
November twelfth, twenty twenty four. My name is Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
That is Greg Gory Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Good morning Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
There's Gina hy We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy right.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit
us up with a text over to two two nine
eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
So chicken soup for the soul day. Oh I love it. Yeah,
And Greg was mentioning that this is a nice surprise
from Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
I just remember, I don't I can't recall any of
the stories. I just remember they were short stories, motivational, inspirational,
and you know, I like a good cry.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I remember crying at them and thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
That's so sweet. Okay, it's like stories about dogs or
old people or walks on the beach or whatever. It's
the goofy motivational, inspirational, Okay, emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I have heard chicken Soup for the Soul. I've heard that.
I thought it was just saying. I didn't realize it
was a book.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
It's a series.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah, yeah, wow, of those books.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Even if it was a book, I would assume it's
some kind of like you said, some kind of motivational something.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
But so it it's written. It's an anthology collection of
all kinds of stuff. Like Greg said, it could be
for there's chicken soup for the NASCAR soul and the veterans,
the dogs, cats, teachers, whatever it is. It's other people's
stories that they collect.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Right, Yeah, it's it's a collaborators digest collection of short
motivational story and.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Yeah what he's dead on an oil on the head.
And it's definitely aiming at the reader's digest crowd, which
is why I was surprised pleasantly that Greg was like
so emotionalized by chicken It really was. Is readers digest
still a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
I don't know, probably really a dentist office.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Maybe I saw it at an Airbnb not too long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
That makes sense that track anyway, So what we're going
to do Sea Bass we have so we.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Thought was, well, if Greg cries at these stories, maybe
these the au Babe or I roll, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
It's all from Chicken Soup for the Soul right now.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
They have a they have a website where they published
like excerpts from again, they had hundreds literally of different
books that they've published over the years. Quick fun fact
they rinse a bankruptcy labor this year. Well anyway, okay,
that all Babee roll.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
So he's going to have his He's going to have
his story, and then we're going to try to guess
whether for Greg it will be an au Babe or
eye roll the Chicken Soup for the Soul stories. Awesome, Okay,
and that'll be next on the Woody Show. Also, we're
giving away that trip the maiden voyage of the Comic
Con Cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
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Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
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ticket for you and a guest aboard this Comic Con cruise.
Just go to our Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram,
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Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
You want miss it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
On Instagram at the Woody Show. All right, good morning, Hey,
it is the Woody Show. It was a chicken Soup

(01:13:28):
for the Soul day, all babe or eye roll because
we found out that Greg just loves him some chicken
soup for the Soul.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Said, Oh, I love those. You're gonna cry.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I know that's the memory I have of it. I
remember my mom got the book and it on the
coffee table and then I picked it up one day
and I thought, oh my god, these are so good. O.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Wait, so we're not getting chicken soup right now, just
for the just for the soul. Wait, your soul feel
like it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
You said, there's they have like a website where they
post a lot of this stuff. Yeah, excerpts to get
you into So yeah, so SeaBASS pulled some of those
and we're gonna test them on Greg and then we'll
try to see try to not give us like where
we can't see your face, Greg, you not cry, but
we'll yeah a babe or eyroll, ah babe or eye roll.
Are you ready for the first one?

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
This is a story from Chicken Soup for Mothers and
Daughters A babe called Starbuck by Jeene Blandford. Okay, it
had been several months since I had seen my friend Lauren.
When we all got together, there was never any shortage
of laughter or wine. When she arrived, I asked, Lauren,
will you be having the white or the red? Lauren

(01:14:39):
said no, I won't be drinking this evening, and I've
blurted out, are you pregnant? No, it's just that after dinner,
after drive to pick up something for the farm, She explained,
what do you have to pick up for the farm
at ten o'clock at night? Lauren said, a goat? A goat?
Where do you pick up a goat in suburban Connecticut?

(01:15:01):
She said, He's not in Connecticut, He's in Virginia. So
let me get this straight. You're gonna leave here after
ten pm and drive to Virginia with whom exactly, Lauren?
She said, just me. At the same moment, my nineteen
year old daughter and I looked at each other and screamed,
road drip, and we were off with my husband's enthusiastic

(01:15:24):
blessing she's still married. As the conversation developed, we learned
that Lauren's boyfriend had abruptly broken it off. My daughter
and I started the customary bashing of the ex bo
and before you knew it, we were all laughing through
the tears.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
On their way to pick up a goat a you know,
at eleven thirty Virginia, a five hour drive. Yeah, impromptu,
we roaddrip, I want sup.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Yeah. We picked up Starbucks the goat, and shortly noticed
a strange, unpleasant odor coming from the truck bed. Lauren
confirmed what it was. Starbuck was in heat. Oh god,
damn it. Oh man. Five hours and several stops later,
because we didn't have to pee all the time, we
were back in Connecticut, we pulled into the farm and
heard the restless sounds that the female goats pacing in

(01:16:10):
their stalls. When when we arrived back at the house,
Lauren looked at us with a devilish smile. She said,
now that we got Starbuck a few dates, you wouldn't
have anyone in mind for me, would you. Emma? My
daughter and I laughed. Of course, we were ready for
another mating season and a Starbuck that's the story by

(01:16:33):
Jean Blandford Chicken Soup for the Mothers and Daughter's Store.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
I'd get robbed of five minutes of my life.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
I walked that time back as well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
The story is that her girlfriend came over and they
went to go get a goat. But because but like
the parallel is, of course, the goat was going to
hook up with the goat girls, and her girlfriend needed
to hook up with boys.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
But why did she have to go pick up a goat?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Because for the farm, Gina'll go to her in heat
and she can't find another goat.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
All right, wow, Greg, this book sounds really good. Wow,
that's you know what you're hitting on something. Yeah, yeah,
I would, because I read like twenty five of these stories.
Now these are not good stories. Okay, well for a
teenage Greg was saying that we should be prepared because
they're really good. Yeah, okay, he was obsessed. Okay with

(01:17:24):
this particular story. I'm gonna say because it's so female centric,
mother daughter, mother daughter kind of peers goat goat periods.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
I got period, which is Le's hippie.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna say that for Greg,
it's gonna be an I roll, but it was you know, yeah, Ga.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
Grad, Yeah, this story sucks. It's an iroll. This is
like traveling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
But there's a lot of things that he likes that
movie Jaxy, So.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
I get it ourselves. Yeah right, okay, but there was
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Of different things that maybe, like the world likes Jaxy.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
I just don't feel like this pulls at anyone's heart strength.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
Yeah, okay, they cried.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Well she was talking about how her from Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
All right, so irol alright, menace, uh Mega, stupid and
a waste of time.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Okay, and Greg is gonna say nuclear Mega Ultra irol
irol Sammy iroll all right, Greg Gory, walk us through
your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Well, this is a double ie roll number one, thank god,
number one for the story, which is kind of aimless
and it did have a hippie vibe and a loser vibe.
And the other iroll is to myself. I guess my
memory is so bad that I remembered these stories being
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
That's one thing that stuck out at me when I
was reading these is the writing is amateurish. Yeah, and
you think they probably did have an editor who would
help them maybe kind of punch up make it more
interested a kid that story. See, I'll think these are
for kids. I think these are for like older women.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
It didn't get me emotional. It wasn't touching.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Okay, okay, it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Was not gross than anything. It was a smell strange
and yeah, what's that smell?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Oh goat?

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
It's got her peer and it's one thing that you
have to go pick up a goat. But ten o'clock
at night after what was going to be a wine hangout,
very well, okay, Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
I'm with you, though I remembered them being really good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
There are way better stories. That's what you got.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
You got another one, a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
This is supposed to be touching.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
It Tex says Greg cannot be trusted with movie or
book recommendation that parents.

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
That not true. I just recommended one to Gina. She
loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
I did what you wish for.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
What, JAXI?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
All right? Well, Chicken Soup for the Soul day Au
Babe or eye roll edition from Stories from Chicken Soup
for the Salt.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Maybe you got a better one I have?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
This is a more touching all right, here we go.
This is from Chicken Soup for the Soul. Me and
My Dog Edition we're talking. I'm broke. This is from
Jacqueline Pray. What's her name? Sure? Anyway? Yeah, I know
he has arrived before I even see him. Head's turn
in his direction and he stops for just a minute.

(01:20:12):
He draws a crowd. His name is Augie. He is
a six year old golden doodle with a strawberry blonde
coat that is made for petting, and his manners are impeccable.
In fact, he is a trained therapy dog who visits
patients in the hospital where I work as a dialysis
nurse in Virginia. Now, mister m he has been in

(01:20:32):
the ICU for many weeks. Although he was awake and
his beautiful green eyes were open, there was little indication
that he was aware of his surroundings. Mister M. I
watched missus Em work with her husband's hands, opening and
closing them. She told him gently that he needed to
move his hands so he would not lose them, but
he did not seem to be able to do it.

(01:20:52):
He moved his eyes, but he couldn't move his head.
His eyes seem to shout, I'm here, I'm trying, que
Aggie the dog. He walked over to the bed and
plopped down his big, gentle hand head nudging mister EM's hand.
I took mister M's hand and placed it on Oggie's head.

(01:21:14):
The miracle started unfolding immediately as mister M felt the soft,
curly fur under his hand, I could see him straining
to move, and then, with fierce determination, he moved his hand,
ever so slightly, he moved his head too. It was incredible. Aggie,
the dog's handler, and I looked at each other and

(01:21:36):
we spoke the same word powerful. With tears in my eyes.
I looked at missus M. She didn't look astonished and
said she knew all along that this miracle would occur.
To see miracles, you only need to believe in the
possibility they will happen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
The end.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Were they all about to hook up or something?

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
That chicken soup for me and my dog? All right?
Why nice? Let's uh, let's start with you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:21):
Uh what's more than nuclear?

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
You go like a hydrogen bomb? Maybe? Oh, the world destroyer?

Speaker 8 (01:22:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
What when did the like I don't no, space become
a thing? Bang the big bang? I give a big
big bang nuclear eye roll? What did space become? That's
actually not that's ultimately not a terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Question, infinite Okay, Ie Roll says menace.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
Yeah, on a crazy level, but menace.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
There was crying, there's a therapy dog, there's a woman
with her husband who's in some kind of things, doesn't
you yeah, eye roll, Okay, it's a dugan and a
love that can't be broken.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
I believe that because of the Dugan and just really
an exceptional reading of the story. Thank you, and no
matter how bad the product was, the content was, it
was delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
I think it's an a babe for Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:23:22):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I agree. I think it's going to
be an a babe for Greg, just a slight a babe.
I don't think it's going to be crazy, but he
loves dogs so much that I don't think a story
where a dog is, you know, helping helping a miracle
can be an iroll.

Speaker 5 (01:23:38):
I think it's going to be an abbe.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna say, uh, eye roll, despite
the dog, I think Greg's gonna go with eye roll.
I think maybe it has a little bit to do
with Seabass's presentation.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
I think maybe you're exactly opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
I think yeah, I think maybe if if read in
a different way like it would have gotten to Greg Moore.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Yeah, the messenger is killing him.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Maybe maybe something I'll stick with. Iroll Greg Gory, I
am going.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
Eye roll.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Sho. I thought the delivery made it way better. It
was very touching delivery. But wow, what a predictable story.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm not a big fan of Golden Doodles.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Sorry. The dog brand, Oh yeah, the brand of the dog.
It's great, basic pitch dog.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Yeah, I don't know. And then oh wow, I wonder
if he's going to move his hands when the dog
gets there. Uh he did. It was just too predictable
and hokey.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I don't know that. None of the stories I saw
from Chicken Soup had a bad ending of any kind. Yeah,
it wouldn't be just eye roll.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
It was so predictable and basic and lame. And we
said one word powerful?

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Did you really powerful?

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
All while we tried, Yeah you were younger.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I found one that I think we might be able
to get Greg An a babe all right, and uh, well,
well we'll attempt that one. Neck the two stories so far,
two eye rolls didn't really get them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Chicken Soup for is soul? I think not?

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
But I've got one more story and that is next
year on the Woody Show, Hangout More, next, Baby Show Next.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
We love how people with food poisoning feel.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Because it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Greg, what's the last TV show or movie that made
you cry?

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
That made me cry?

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
Yeah, trying to dial a babe here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
I have a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
I have a couple of different stories that I can
go with. I've been over here on my phone trying
to find a trying to find a good one, like
you can soup for the soul kind of story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
To really get Greg. God, that's a great question.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
By the way, some said, you know that chlorox ad
is a better a babe than these chicken soup stories.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Wow, commercials usually are pretty touching. Yeah, the last thing
that made me cry TV or a movie? That's a
good question. I get emotional.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
I don't remember call the last time I cried, but
I get There's this great show that I love on
HBO Max called Somebody Somewhere. That show and that has
some pretty emotional moments.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
I got, as you.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Guys know, I got super tiar eyed when what he
talked about how they give dogs are about to put
a bullet in Hershe's kissing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Not putting a bullet in the dog. If there are
some vet's offices that have a jar of like Hershey's
kisses at the front desk for owners who bring in
their dogs to be put down so they can give
their dog chocolate before.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
It really did.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
It made her cry.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
But I was gonna say, Greg, did that get you too?

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
For sure? But I did cry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
I didn't cry, do you know what I could?

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
I got kind of emotional. I watched a recap of
the last game of the A's in Oakland.

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
Oh my god, and it was like.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Just going through the history and all the people there
and like how, you know, devastated that the A's were leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Davy Dude's am I ride? Yeah, it was. It was
pretty sad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
I think it's only because you're from the Bay Area.
I don't think anybody outside the Bay Area gives a crap.
Those teams that nobody gives a second thought to.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
I would agree with you, right, Yeah, I'm just saying
it got them. Yeah, we don't have to get all
sportsy about it. I'm just talking about than your team. Yeah,
it's all sportsy, you know. Yeah, who cares, but I'm
just saying, yeah, growing up and watching it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Baby, it's d That's fine, that's cool, but yeah, crying wise,
I need a good recommendation for a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Well, those first couple of stories didn't really they fell flat,
didn't really get Greg on an off Babe. There were
definitely two eye rolls, Chicken Soup for the Soul Day
and these stories. Because Greg said that he loved that book,
I know what was back in the day. Was it
just was it a false memory or is it just
one of those things that just doesn't hold up.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
It's definitely not a false memory. I do remember liking it, yeah,
but I guess I don't recall the content. And now
that I'm hearing it many many many years later, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Realizing, wow, that was, I believe, not as great as
I thought. It was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
All right, So I got I got one more story
that we can try out. I was just looking through
trying to find like a really good one, and uh,
and I think I got one, all right, So Greg
Gory would see if he goes a babe or eye
roll on this one. On a quiet afternoon in a
suburban neighborhood, a bloodthirsty pit bull named Sea Bass proud
along the sidewalk, his muscular frame gliding with surprising grace.

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Despite his intimidating appearance. Sea Bass was well loved by
his owner and known for his playful energy. Even his
fierce looks gave strangers a scare. But a Sea Bass
approached the street corner, a roar of a car shattered.
The car behind the wheel was Greg, a local man
notorious for his reckless habits. He held a glass of

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Cabernet savignon in one hand and a vap pen in
the other, distracted as he took long SIPs in blue
thick clouds of vapor, Completely lost at his own world,
Greg didn't notice Sea Bass stepping into the street until
it was too late. The car swerved violently, but not
in time. It struck Sea Bass, sending the pit bull

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tumbling across the pavement. Mario, a local neighbor who had
been trimming his hedges nearby, dropped his shears ran over
to Sea Bass, his heart racing. The usually tough looking
dog lay still, his breathing shallow. Then an unexpected figure appeared,
Leonardo DiCaprio, unicycling down the street with a carefree grin.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
He saw the scene and quickly stopped as he okay,
DiCaprio asked, hopping off his unicycle without waiting for a response,
he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small,
shimmering treat quote. A buddy of mine named Menace gave
me this, he said, with a smirk. It's a bit unconventional,
but it might do the trick with no other options

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in time running out, Mario hesitated briefly before feeding the
mysterious edible to Sea Bass. Within moments, Sea Bass's eyes
fluttered open, his head lifted up. He gave a loud bark,
and slowly rose to his feet. The transformation was immediate
and stunning. The dog's usual ferocity seemed softened by a dazed,

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almost happy look as his tail wagged slowly. The crowd
that had gathered erupted into cheers. Mario looks up, wanting
to thank DiCaprio, but the actor was already back on
his unicycle, tipping his hat with a grin as he
rode off. Give my regards to Menace, he called back
over his shoulder. The bizarre scene left the neighborhood buzzing

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with sea bass, seemingly more relaxed than ever thanks to
a magic treat from an unlikely hero passing through. All right,
all right, we'll start with you, Gina grad.

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
First of all, did we ever find out what the
treat was?

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Okay, I have to admit there were parts of that
where I got a little scared and maybe a little
for clamped. But overall, I think I don't think Greg
is going all babe for this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
I think it's another.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Another pitbull got saved.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Yeah, all right? Uh menace going Ie roll eyroll? Oh uh,
you know DiCaprio is and stuff? Yeah, yeah, all right,
what do you think I'm also going iron ie roll?

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
All right, I mean I'm going all babe on this.
What I trying to find?

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
You're going? All right? Greg Gory? Ah babe?

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
I mean, first of all, the villain of the story
is this Greg idiot? What a journey drinking wine and vapings.
That sounds cool, But yeah, pitt Bull gets hit. Poor
baby just when there's no hope. Here comes scenario to
try to help him, first of all, right, and then
Leo on his unit. I mean, there's such randomness to

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the story.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
There's excitement to this story, there's intrigue. It was not
predictable studded yea.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
It was more twist and turns and an m night
Shyamalan exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
And I like the comedic element of just so happens
to be on a Uni cycle And in the end
Sea Bass was brought back with some.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Miracle from a friend. I mean it was incredible in
a little wag of his tale.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Sweetie, and he's misunderstood because people think he's ferocious, but
he's a cutie.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
God do I know Gregor? Do I know Gregor? I
don't really. That was a good you guys all whip
on that one, losers.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
It's a good bedtime story, it's a good daytime story.
And just SeaBASS in Isle now alright, high five, I mean,
sell the movie rights.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
The Woody Show a right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Today is Tuesday, November twelve, Today's National Happy Hour Day. Now,
one thing I didn't realize until more recently is that
there's all kind of rules around happy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
I mean it's done like.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Like state by state, city by city, county by county,
depending on where you are.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
But they have like weird a cap how many hours
can be happier?

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
I thought, you just make up your own happy hour.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Good day, however long you want it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
You know, the law was involved, Yeah, because I thought
for a minute that I thought, like, oh, you know,
would be a really good idea is open up a
place basically called the happy hour cafe where it was
always happy hour prices.

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
It's great, you know, that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Superg and then just try to work in I like that, right,
but now you can't do that. Today's also National French
Dip Day.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Pretty good. It's chicken soup for the soul. Chicken soup.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
That was a book though, right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
It was a huge runaway hit. I used to read that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
And cry, you did loved But what is it about?

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Is it just the short stories, really short stories, about
a page or two each, and they are motivational slash emotional.
They're really good little anecdotes. Yeah, really good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
And today is National Pizza with the Works except Anchovy's Day.
Oh yeah, that's what we except the combination some some
entertainment stuff. Friday Nights fight between Jake Paul and Mike
Tyson as at least one person very concerned and it's

(01:34:56):
Jake Paul's girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
Really, I'd be concerned.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
She says that, uh, he will be victorious, but admits
that Tyson is just scary. Yeah. True, all acknowledging that
Tyson is a little bit older. But even if you've
ever been able to fight, your body remembers that and
he has that power forever. See, That's what I've been saying.
People keep saying, oh, he's too old. I feel he's
a combination of it's Mike Tyson and he's nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:22):
Yeah, Well, there's like these promo videos out and like
he's really old trainer that's been with him since the beginning.
He's like, this is the strongest I've ever seen you,
and I've known you since a teenager.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
This custom motto, he's still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, really no, it's not Customer. There's no way that
train's still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
It was some super old guy.

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
He said, I knew you since you're a teenager, and
this is the strongest I've ever seen you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
That was the comment. Yeah, because it's very long. Dad,
Who's then?

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Do we know who's the guy from Rocky.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Ye Eat Lightning and Craft.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
That somebody scrimming get up the Fight can be seen
Friday night on Netflix. I'm definitely checking in.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
For three straight weeks, Venom three has dominated the box office.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
The best Christmas Pageant ever? Number two?

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
I think that's with what's his face? Pete Davidson? Right,
always it is he in that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
I haven't a cameo.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
I didn't see him on the main flyer or poster
for it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
I thought it was him. Maybe maybe Christmas pageant ever? Yeah,
the best Christmas pageant everard, That's what I'm thinking. Not yeah, never,
That too looks like John Ritter, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Very much. He looks like Gary Shanling. Oh yeah, here
Herd tek Hertic. What's that?

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
What's that movie? I want to see that? Yes, with
you know, Hugh Grant.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
The Wild Robot. Fourth and Smile Too rounds out the
top five. I'm sure you saw. But Yellowstone Finally Back,
which is technically still season five, but it's the premiere
of the second half of that. The first new episode
just premiere the other night, and I'm pretty pumped and
bummed at the same time because.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
This is the end, the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Yeah. Bill Maher's next HBO special will debut in January. Also,
if you ever wonder what Maynard James Keenan, he's the
lead singer of that band Tool. You know what is
his favorite tool? Well, he was a guest on Bert's podcast,
so Bert asked him that question and he said, it's
a battery operated mnemonic nail gun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
So it's those.

Speaker 2 (01:37:34):
I don't want to see. I don't want those little finishing nails.
I want the actual Yeah, I want like a framing
like a framing hammer.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
Did you really do some damage? Yeah, that would be
cool to have a nail gun.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
I did see. Like there was some Instagram thing the
other day where this doctor was talking about these different
cases where people came in with these different things. This
one person came in who had a knife like stuck
directly into their skull and they survived and they were
fine because it just anything important. Oh, like it went
into the brain but didn't hit anything that made a difference.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I got to know what it did hit that wasn't important, right, I.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Know, But like he's able to walk, talk, he didn't
lose his memory and like nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
I panicked to death.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
And then there was another guy who, uh, who had
a nail gun accident and he had like three nails
that went into the back of his skull and uh
and he was fine and he had like the the
X rays of it. Wow, so you can see it
looks crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
My dad has a nail gun, but it's you have
to hook it up to an air compressor. Yeah, and
it's so loud.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Yeah, but that's a lot of these, like the good
ones they use for like construction stuff. Like you can
get like these little pneumonic nail guns. So those little
brad nailers like those can just run off of like
a like a battery. Okay, you know, but you take that,
but you get the good ones man generator.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Yeah. Yeah, they're loud.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Yeah, they have like the air compressor. The Grabby nominates
have been announced and while she's no Beyonce, Billie Eilish
got a ton of nominations, including Album of the Year,
Best Pop Vocal Album, Record of the Year, Song of
the Year along with Shaboozi, who is also up for
a Best New Artist along with Benson Boone. The Best
Rock Performance nominees include The Black Keys, Green Day, Pearl Jam,

(01:39:11):
Best Rock Album nominees, Black Crows, Fontaines, d C, Yeah, Damn,
Green Day, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones, and Jack White. For
Best Alternative Music Performance, nominees include Cage the Elephant and
Fontane's DC. And for Best Comedy Album, the nominees are
all great except for one. Let's see if you can
spot the turd in the punch bowl. Ricky Gervais rules,

(01:39:33):
Dave Chappelle rules, Jim Gaffigan rules, Nicky Glazer, alright, love her?
Trevor Noah, Oh, I don't know why they keep pumping up.
Trevor is like somebody who's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
Yeah, I don't even think of him as a comedian anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
He hosts at all.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
Yeah, but I don't know America. It just doesn't translate.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
Never even chuckled at anything he said.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
Yeah, the Grammy is well air February second on CBS.
And speaking of Beyonce, Yale is going to offer a
course in a spring called Beyonce Makes History Really Black
Radical Tradition, History, culture theory and politics through music. How
psyched are the parents be paying Yale.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
To You're back in school?

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Go to that? This sounds adjacent to what I'm taking
right yeaw.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Of the colonial feminism, postcolonial feminine. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Kate Middleton has officially finished her chemo treatment. She was
with Prince William and some other members of the Royal
family at the annual Festival of Remembrance this past weekend.
The quote experts on Royal Life say that Kate's attendance
is notable because it shows she is returning to her
public duties. First of all, dututy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
Yeah, public handshaking. Denis and Greg are terrified of public duties.
Oh yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
So things are on the cancer front going well for
Kate Middleton, But you know who has been diagnosed with
cancer and under a doctor's care. Everyone's most hated brat
of all time. Bad baby to catch me outside girl,
Yeah yeah, Like we already knew that her personality was
a cancer. It turns out that she's actually got it.
Horrible here no details, but her reps confirmed it to

(01:41:12):
TMZ Horror Legend. Tony Todd, the original candy Man, passed
away last week. Oh yes, Greg, how old was he?

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
He was sixty sixty nine, Yeah, that was said.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
No word on the cause of death. His other credits
he was in Final Destination, those movies The Crow, the
Night of Living Dead remake, and Platoon I.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Somewhat recently binged a bunch of the final destinations and
forgot how fun they are.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
Yeah, so dumb and out like once death decides that
you are what they want to Yeah, that's just gonna
be it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
They're dumb but fun. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Time for the birthdays shown.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
It's shimmer, We're gonna sit be it's shiver and you
know we don't do all right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Starting with celebrity is Happy birthday to al Michaels, who
gets a lot of unnecessary shade. I think he's a great,
awesome classic life I play announcer. He is eighty years old.
He got Ryan Gosling who is forty four, and Halthaway
is forty two. Wallace Seawan who's Rex in the Toy
Story movies.

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Vin SENI Ryan Inconcelevable.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Megan Malaly from Will and gra Oh I'm sorry, Walshawn
is eighty one years old.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Yeah, Megan Malaly from Will and Grace's sixty six. Russell Westbrook,
who now plays for the Denver Nuggets, is thirty six.
Tanya Harding is fifty four. Oh you remember a throwback
Tevin Campbell? Oh yeah, that tell me what you want
me to do? No, No, that was Monte Montel Jordan, Right,
which would he sang round and round? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's walk Joan Brown and round round?

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
And yep, he's forty eight, Sammy Sosa is fifty six,
and Neil Young is seventy nine years old today. Your
pornod birthday is Sharon White, and she's taken more poundings
than Mike Tyson's punching Bag Wow, in one hundred and
one fine films, including three way competitive sex Fight. Oh.

(01:43:17):
She was also an all wet for the Plumber The
Magic of Lesbians Volume one. She was fantastic and I
saw my step mom masturbating. Also Torque Sandwich Volume one. Still, dude,
this I'll never forget where I was the first time
I saw this one My step son's sticky socks. Oh
go right, do you guys remember where that came out?

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
And who can forget her unforgettable role in leave your
panties at home if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Money a threat.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
Yeah, it's just a ground rule.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
It's business advice.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
That is Sharon White, who's thirty three years old today,
and that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Tuesday morning lookal with opening around the
world of entertainment here with the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
Boiler, wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Let's wrap up and
get the hell out of here, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Let's do that Tuesday morning in the books and on
the podcast. Just go to the woodieshow dot com today
Fat Chick, Skinny Chick. Oh damn, that was fun, so
relive that. If you miss it, you can get the
whole thing there on the woodieshow dot Com. On today's podcast,
treading news headlines and more coming up for you tomorrow
Menaces higher education. Right, so Menace gets high and talks

(01:44:35):
to somebody trying to learn something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
What will you be learning? And then also trying to
teach us.

Speaker 6 (01:44:40):
About the medical field something from okay, so medical information, yes,
as Menace is super baked on his weed seltzers.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
So we're gonna have that and more for you tomorrow Wednesday.
Anything you got for us between now and tomorrow morning,
you can leave on the after hours voicemail a numbers
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Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
Please yeah, be the person you dreamt of being when
you went out and bought all those veggies.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
That's the same person at the beginning of his school year.
I'd go out and my mom get all new like
you know, binders and pens and folders and everything else.
I'm like, I'm gonna stay organized and I'm gonna do
on my work this year. You'll see, it'll be different year.
It's the best of intentions, you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Know, exactly exactly all right, Thank you very much, Greg
Gory got it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday. Have a great day.
Smdam I quit this bitch.