The Woody Show November 1st 2023 Podcast

Reverse Trick or Treating, The Month in Audio, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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is it lies? My name isthe Woody Show. This is the

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Morning. Well it's a brand newmonth. It is Wednesday morning. It
is November the first, twenty twentythree. Excellent. Hello, welcome.
My name's Woody. That's Raby,there's Greg Gory. Good morning. Menace
is here? What's up? There'sSea Masks. We got Sammy Bort is
here, Caroline's here. Morgan oursocio producer, von our video producer.

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Coming up for you today the morningafter trigger treating. Menace was out

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last night doing some reverse trick ortreating. Yeah. So you know most
people they go like door to doording dong, they know they answer to
do our trigger treat and then thatperson gives the trigger. Trigger ye can
take and take. This is different. Menace was going door to door and
you were dressed up right, Yes, okay, I don't even know what
the costume is. Well, we'llfind all that out anyway. So he

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would ring the doorbell and when they'danswer, he would give them stuff.
And we're gonna see how many peoplewould actually take what he was handing out.
Speaking of costumes, question for Sammy, you and Morgan and Caroline yesterday
dressed is Bort? Yes? Yes, oh Vaughn, that's right. Whose
idea was that? That's that wasMorgan's idea. When Morgan got sick with

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the chip and she was in thebathroom and she took off all of her
clothes, we needed to find herclothes and Bort had an extra pair of
pants, so that's that was offeredto her that day. So then she
had Bort's pants and she was like, I'm going to dress up as Bort
for Halloween. I have his clothes, and then she convinced all of us
to do it. You know,it's so funny. I had Shane Wallason
area it's awesome, you know,it's so funny. This is how non

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observant I am. I had noI wasn't even paying attention, So really,
I had no idea. It wasnobody I did. The first thing
I noticed that Sammy was not wearingher Joe Coy sweatshirt. I thought,
wait a minute, that's a deadgiveaway, right, something's up. Yeah,
huh, it's hilarious. Maybe,yeah, there you go. Maybe
that's why I didn't That's why Ididn't notice Bort for Halloween. Yeah,

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so reverse trigger treating with man.It's also the month in audio. Now
that the October is in the past, we can go back look at some
of the best audio from the month. We got that, plus trending news
headlines. Rave's got Nerd. Nowfor the hours up and a whole bunch
more than we're gonna get to thismorning here on the Woody Show. All
Right, h I'm just gonna giveyou some stories. You decide which one
is the official Douchebag of the Day. Okay, They're just I was gonna

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say, okay, because we didthis for the first time in a long
time. Last week we had aDouchebag of the Day. I can't decide
on one. There are so manyoptions. Yeah, like this is under
the headline of just pranking. Ohwe at here? Oregon State University sent
out a warning to students that it'scampus's food delivery robots could be carrying explosives
after someone who was just pranking activateda false bomb threat. The university received

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the tip that a bomb would beplaced in one of the school's food delivery
robots on campus, so they setout an alert saying do not open the
robots, avoid all robots until furthernotice. That sounds like something out of
a movie, isn't it. Securityquickly rounded up the seventy five robots that
wandered around the campus started investigating them, and then about an hour later,

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a student, King Clean, admittedthat the whole thing was just a hoax,
just prankin. You should be kickedout of school. Just agreed,
all right. So that's that's nomineenumber one nomine number two for Douchebag of
the Day. The serial squatter Gregoh No, who was a last seen
living in a Texas home, isnow officially a wanted woman in the state

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of Texas. Police have dis chargedher. Heather Schwab is her name.
Fraudulent securing of document execution, whichis a felony. So you know how
like they were trying to get what'shis name, the old timey gangster guy
in Chicago, capone Coon. They'retrying to get him on all this other
stuff. They ended up getting himon tex Right, So Heather is already
convicted fraudster who was sentenced back intwenty eighteen. This is in Colorado for

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felony identity theft and connection to aserial squatting event there. So she he
was released after only serving sixteen months. As soon as she got out,
she moved into a house in Texas, started squatting again, and after months
of staying in the house while refusingto pay, she finally moved out late
last month. But she left thehouse just trashed my food, stinking of

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urine and cigarette smoke. And tothe cops, if they're able to find
her and arrest her, she's gonnabe facing now ten years in prison,
good and a ten thousand dollars fine. Yeah, let her squat in prison.
So that is a douchebag of theday. Nominee number two. Nominee
number three is this guy in Floridawho was sitting in traffic when he got

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angry about how slow everyone was moving, so he drove up to the guy
beside him, started speeding up,slowing down, yelling and throwing hand gestures
at him, and then he pulleda gun and started pointing it at the
driver. Well, it turns outthat other driver wasn an off duty police
officer, so the trooper ended upgetting him. He was arrested, the

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guys being charged with three counts eachof you know, displaying a weapon,
aggravated us all with the weapon,all that kind of stuff. That's Douchebag
of the Day nominee number three.You know what I'm saying. There's a
lot of options here. Yeah,okay, nom the number four is this
a woman in Florida who set acar on fire because she was upset with
her job. One morning, shewas upset by a recent disciplinary matter at

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work, so she brought some ignitableliquids to work and she tried bringing them
inside but couldn't because she was stoppedby other employees the door. So after
she left the building, she wentto a park car there in the parking
lot and set the car on fire, just a random car. Yeah,
So she was charged with the arson, battery and obstruction, and then finally

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our last nominee here. Like Itold you, this is a this is
a big choice. A teenager inTexas has admitted to randomly punching people in
public for social media attention. Hedid it for the gram losing nineteen year
old guy captured on video walking ona trail in Houston and attacking just two
random people who were just out enjoyingtheir day at the park. Yeah,

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oh my god. So this ofcourse pissed everybody off in town, and
the cops launched an investigation. Hecame clean admitted that the attacks, saying
he just did to get hits.On his YouTube page, he said,
quote, you know, I justmade a mistake, and everybody makes mistakes,
Okay, I didn't expect it togo so far less really no word

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yet on if any of the victimshave pressed charges against him, please,
So, so those are your nominees. The just pranking robot story, the
squatter lady, the guy who gotangry and traffic pulled the gun, the
woman who got pissed their jobs atthe fire, or the douchebag who did
it for social media hits, likejust slugging people on a trail there in

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Texas. Garbage all garbage people.Yeah, they all suck. I'm going
with the first one, just pranking, just because it affected the most people.
Like there's an emergency alert sent outon a college campus. You know
how many awful things have happened incollege campuses. The amount of fear that

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that instilled. Don't we have enoughof that in the just the real world
without anybody in the manufacture any ofit. Right, So that's why I'm
going with number one. All right, Greg Gory, Ravey totally suaded me.
Well, what were you going togo? I was gonna go with
the woman who set the car onfire because she's mad at at work.
Matter. So then by all means, just set some poor innocent bystander,
random person you've never met cars onfire. That makes zero sense. But

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you're right the college thing, itaffected so many people, wasted so much
time. Yeah, see for methis last guy, Yeah same here.
Well great, the random attack,physical attack on people, I understand everything
else. It sucks and it's veryscary. Yeah for Ravey said, you
know, like again there's enough ofthis in real life, you know,

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like people like they're not necessarily doingit for you know, social media attention.
But there are these nut jobs youjust around for whatever reason, just
attacking people, pushing them on toon the subway tracks or you know whatever.
You hear those stories all the time. Should be murder. Yeah,
it's bigger than douchebag number five becausethe first one, and the reason I

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decided not to go with that oneraves because there was no actual threat.
Nobody actually got harmed. But thesepeople really got punched all by this,
you know, guy who just wantedthe social media attention. I'm voting for
that with mats. You agree,agree, you agree? Oh well,
that one got three votes, Socongratulations douchebag in Texas. Okay, it's

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good for you. Applause. Noteven a douchebomb. Yeah, although they're
getting the douchebomb do that. That'susually just the punctuator on the Your Day's
douchebag the Day the Woody Show.Welcome back. It is Wednesday morning.
It's November the twenty twenty three.We are in to another new hour insensitivity

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training for a politically correct world.I'm whatdy, that's raving. There's great
gory menace. Good morning, goodmorning, Woody. See masses here.
Yeah, we got Sammy, there'sborn, there's Caroline. Morgan's here.
Vaunteer phones open eight seven seven fortyfour. Woodie, get us up of
the text over to two two nineeight seven. Dude. So, the

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Rangers beat the Diamondbacks last night andour one game away from winning the World
Series. And I had totally saidgotten about baseball in the World Series.
I hadn't heard anything about it,hadn't seen anything about it. This is
the first thing I saw. Ohtell, you just mentioned it two seconds
ago. I totally forgot about it. And I looked up the ratings just
to see how it's been going.The World Series is putting up record low

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numbers. Oh that's that was ourprediction. Yeah, good record. I
mean, who cares? Rangers andDiamondbacks did not see anything about it?
Whatever? Who cares? Like?But yeah, it's like man, so
unlike me. But I guess I'vebeen, you know, busy doing some
other stuff. I just haven't beenpaying attention. But usually you hear something,

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you hear like somebody mentioned it,and you go, oh yeah,
and then you think to look atthe scores or something some highlights. Haven't
looked nothing, haven't heard I rememberin the past. If there was ever
a time to get you a gift, I thought, what baseball themed thing
can I find? Because you wereso into baseball? Yeah, oh yeah,
it's been a long time though.That's one of those things we were
talking about, like something you usedto love that you've just kind of fallen

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out of love with you. Idon't. I don't hate it. I
don't hate it. I just there'sjust no But you would watch games like
as tons of games. Yes,there's just no excitement left for me in
baseball for the first pitch. Yeah. I would go to spring training games.
I would do all kinds of stuff. I yeah, I went to
All Stars All Stars. Guy getsdifferent going to an event like that.
It's a little bit different. Butnow that the juicing's gone, it sucks.

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No, it's not the you know, just and we get into genetic
editing. Would that work? Idon't. I don't know exactly. I
think it just it got so long, boring slows. It's always been like
that. But there was no noI know, I know, but people
say that about football, but see, I don't feel that way about football.
They're like, oh, well,you get one play and then there's

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all this time. I definitely feelthat way about football, especially when there's
only one game Thursday night, Mondaynight. I'm like, God, this
thing's an eternity. Every scores review, Yeah, that's just taking away,
that's a sidetrack into football, crampingon. But it takes takes away the
touchdown, like oh yeah, touchdown, Okay, okay, well hold on,
Yeah we don't know for sure,yeah right. I honestly, the

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NFL is one of the few sportsnow that I think is better in person.
I think it's more exciting in personbecause you don't have to listen to
like you're waiting around. But ifyou're out a game and it's live and
you're with your friends and you're drinkingbeer and the crowd and all that,
it's like way more of a hypedexperience at home. Like Sebet said,
well, there's a play, wellthere, let's review this and well and

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then let's take it to Jean's sterotorand there's York. Yeah, well,
i'd have to watch football. Ifeel like all sports are better live,
Like, you know, even Icould see going to watch golf in person
more than watching it on TV.Right. I did go watch golf and
it was actually a really fun Okay, like I could see that being and

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I've never done that. I've seenit on TV and I go, God,
has anybody watched it. I've beento watch golf car races. I
could see that'd be better in personthan you know, watching it on TV.
You think, yeah, because youhave one vantage point, that's it.
Yeah, I know, but Ithink I don't know. I just
think thet the atmosphere that right byyour face, you know, pretty cool.

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Yeah, you get to feel thewind as the cars they written by
or whatever like that, that wouldbe more interesting. Baseball is definitely better
in person on TV. I dolike at the NFL games now, when
you're in the stadium there is aclock in every stadium tells you when the
TV timeouts over, Because before it'slike how much longer is it? Like

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two minutes? Felt like five minutes. This is like, at least you
see that timer and you know whenthings are coming back. That's that's a
lot better. That's a lot better. I mean, hockey is obviously very
fast paced, not a ton ofscoring, but at least you know it's
it's fast paced. Basketball fast paced, right, yeah, Baseball not so
much. What's that Baseball not somuch. Yeah, so slow, Yeah,

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I mean that's the thing. Likeon the text are saying, like,
you know, I say, yousaid long, boring slow, Yet
all the new rules have literally spedup the whole sport. Yeah, still
still mega slow. But check howmuch it's sped up, you know,
yeah ten minutes, minutes maybe significant, Yeah, twenty minutes. I don't

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think for these World Series games becauselike there's so many like pitching changes,
oh god. But at least Ithink there's the rule now where if you
bring a pitcher and he has toface at least three batters, because like,
didn't it used to be a thingyou could bring a picture in one
why one guy that bring a picturein for another guy, And they would
do that in the postseason a lot. Yeah, not so much in the
regular season, but certainly in thepostseason they would do that all the time,

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because like I felt when I waswatching, when I was engaged in
postseason baseball, it was still feltlong. Yeah. I mean for me
still it's all football and hockey.That's I mean, that's what I'm watching.
But then like once in a while, like if we get to like
an NB an NBA final, orsomething like that. I'll watch a game,
return the check in. I feellike I've checked in on every World

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Series game of this one. Yeah, just like you're the person. Why
didn't you tell us something? ButI mean, I'm not watching. I'll
check the score and then move on. Oh like at one point last night
the Rangers were winning eleven to one. Right, I'm like that that was
my check in. I'm like,oh, well, okay, and yeah

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eight seven seven. He hit usup with the text over to two two
nine eight seven everybody powered by candytoday. Yes, uh, that's pretty
much what I had for dinner lastnight. Candy. A billion kids?
Oh my god, there was aton of kids. Did I send any
of the video, Greg? Youdid? Yeah? It was not as
impressive as my bowl of candy sittingon the coffee table. Yeah, but

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it was nice. I sent Gregbecause I took a video for my mom
actually, who wanted to see myson's soul set up? And there's a
ton of kids all going through.He got like four kids to cry sweet,
a ton of people jumping. Havewhat's his scar set up? Oh
dude, it's off to show youthe video. He's got pretty much every
animatronic that speared Halloween has ever made, and it's all set up in like

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this. He's got like a paththat people walk through. There's fog machines
and lights that you know, hitthe whole house and like the whole area.
It's it's very it's very cool.I gotta say, I'm not in
the Halloween at all. I findit all to be support cheesy and tacky,
but I will support his passion becauseI'm a good dad. Oh.
I even stopped on the way homebecause some wind blew over his big thirteen

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foot Jack Skellington. Yeah, andit snapped the metal base while we were
out of town, and he wasfreaking out because we're so close to Halloween.
That thing is sold out, youknow, and this thing is a
twisted metal, broken metal mess.And so I have a guy who is

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really good with like metal work andthat, and so like, dude,
anything you can do to get thisbase back and do. Within like an
hour and a half, he hadthis thing completely repaired and it was ready
to go. Halloween was saved.But in the process he had these like
fake chains that were set up likeyou know, like you'd see like around
like a like a gravesite or whatever, those big heavy, kind of like

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iron looking chains, and some ofthose got messed up. And so,
being a good dad that I am, I stopped by Spirit Halloween on the
way home and I found something thatwould work. I got a couple of
different options. I brought him homejust so he would have his his setup.
He was so happy. It looksgreat. That's the stuff as a
dad or as a parent or whateverthat makes you feel good. Thing I'm
most impressed with is the fog machinethat really just drives it. You know,

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it's so funny. He got thatas a Christmas gift from my dad.
That's what he was for for Christmas. Rules. Yeah, it was
Christmas, so like Halloween to justpass. He asked for a fog machine
for his setup. Yeah. Wow, completes the whole Look Like what kid
ever asked for a fog machine?Yeah, this is legit. I'm watching
the video now. It's great.Yeah, so I was. I was
so happy. It's super cool.But see, that's the stuff that brings

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me joy. To be honest withyou, little kids crying, No,
I mean to see my son likeso proud and happy exactly, And you
know it was it took creativity,it took planning. I mean he was
doing like three D renderings on acomputer. Like wow, everything was to
scale to see like where things wouldyou know, fit and sit in the
yard and everything else. So muchmore exciting than Minecraft. Yeah, oh

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yeah, yeah, it was cool. There was one house that had that
was like that in our neighborhood andwe were little kids. We were very
scared of it because what they didis they had the whole thing. You
walk up and they had these scarylike ghost things. But one the ghost
things was a real person. Getyou make you cry. So apparently people

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on Halloween this doesn't even I meanthis is like for adults. The kids
are obviously doing more, consuming anywherebetween thirty five hundred to seven thousand calories
just on on Halloween candy. Idid that on the drive in to write
to and I could see it becausethe candy is sitting there and you have
a little bit here and then likeit's it's like you're grazing on nothing but

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candy. It's not even like asuper Bowl party where there's maybe some veggies
and dip or something, you know, or like some protein from a you
know, from a chicken wing atleast, you know, nothing that super
healthy, right, Yeah, thisis just you know, you go,
you're grazing between you know, twigsand snickers and peanut butter cups and everything
else. And so they say adultswould need to spend seven hundred and twenty

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minutes. It's twelve hours walk,cycling or dancing, three hundred and sixty
minutes running or swimming, or seventeenhours sweeping or vacuuming. Greg just to
burn off. Okay, I gotthat amount of candy. Damn cheez.
No thanks. Did your son gotrick or treating or he just manned the

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house? No, that was it. He was candy hand rout. Yeah,
that was his big thing. Hejust wanted to hang back and watch
how much candy did your daughter comehome with? Oh? A ton a
ton of e. Then then thenshe got together with the neighbor kids and
they like you know, traded out, like the stuff, swee, I
don't like these. Here, youcan have these. I want those,
give me the Yeah. They werelike they're look at that. Yeah they

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were haggling. Yeah, they're makinga little side deals and they all ate
their weight and candy. Sitting therein the driveway and one of the parents
that shouldn't we forget it? Whatever? They were already like halfway through the
bag. We did the same thing, and you would you would eat as
you walk, you know, yep. And what were they gonna find?
Maybe some fenyl or yeah, isn'tthat hot? Yeah? If people give

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some stuff. Yeah, I gotthis ventol. I think I'm gonna whatever.
Well, I hope everybody had ahad a good Halloween. Menace went
trigger treating. I did, andit was something different we've done before.
When he was the first trigger treatwe did that for years where he would
go out six in the morning.Yeah, no, he would, Yeah,

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he would. He would go outlike very early in the day,
like you know, first thing inthe morning. We did that one time
then and the cops called. Thecops got called. He was like hiding
in a bush run and then thereins on that one. Yeah, and
then Sea Bass went around and hewas doing like the day before, right,
was it the day before that youwere doing head start? Yeah,
that one guy got That's one ofmy favorite clips ever. Yeah, that

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guy. But this year, Menacewent out last night and he did some
reverse trigger treating because typically The wayit works is you go to the door,
you ring the doorbell, they answeredthe door, you say trigger treat,
and they give you candy. Wait, but this time Menace went to
the door, rang the doorbell,and when they answered the door, he
tried to give them stuff. Yeah, because I'm new to this country.

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Character. And now, were youin costume? I was, I was
super Mario, I was of Italyas a format and yeah, and I
went to this neighborhood that Sea Bassand I have been going to for years,
and let's just say, yeah,it's very bass. It sucks that
you weren't there because I couldn't.I needed you because it was packed this

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year. It's like four times theamount of kids I had a parked so
far away this neighborhood. People havefound it. Yeah, yeah, I've
heard, and I got to talkto poor people about this, Like you
can't just come to the nice neighborhoodsand take over because your neighborhood sucks.
Why he always did that, becauselike there was one neighborhood man that was

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the full far neighborhood. I'll tellyou why, because then then then you're
you're leaving candy desert to use acommon term in your neighborhood? How how
your how's your crappy neighborhood ever goingto get better if you don't support it?
And he just come to the niceneighborhoods. It was a kids.
Will it's a real problem. Everybody'stalking about it. Will handle it.

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Yeah, what about the candy desert? Yeah, we should really stick around
here because it's a candy desert.Yeah. No, man, we would
go yield it up. We wouldgo that same neighborhood every year. We
would hit our neighborhood so we weren'tabandoning our neighborhood. We would do that
one and then uh, my buddy'ssister who was able to drive, we
would all get in her car andthen we drive over to where the full

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size bars were. Yeah, poorpeople. Mm hm yeah, that's that's
that's what it is. Ye.All right, we're gonna take the break
and then MENACE's reverse trigger treating.He's got some audio. We'll see how
that went. What was the response. I mean, you would think that
people will be psyched. It's lesscandy they have to give away, and
I guess it depends on what they'retrying to hand off. Oh, it's

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not just candy. What that Iwas giving them? Yeah, I didn't
give candy. He's from a differentcountry. He doesn't don't understand. How
okay, all right candy. Reallyinteresting to see how this goes. This
is the Woody Show. All right, welcome back everybody? Yeah hi or

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the text call out here see bestassumes what do you show? Listeners are
poor people? No, he's justbeing a dick. He says that stuff
all the time. You know,poor people, poor people, people just
to the pool. Yeah, heis the poor. He's that's you know,
that's that's just look at the neighborhood. Do it, just do it?

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Just doing that for a reaction.No, No, I was of
poor invasion in my home where he'sthe hands of kids would show up because
my house was my mom was veryproud, like what he is these days
of being the full bar house andI'm in the dream, you know,
Yeah, that was the that wasthe dream as a kid. Someday I'll
be that guy. Don't entice kidsthat come to your house with the bars.

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So yeah, be the hero,don't be here. Be These vans
of poors would show up and like, why are they in our neighborhood,
don't stay in your own Yeah,he just he says that. I'm convinced.
He says that together. Oh yeah, but like whenever you you say
it a lot, you'll say,oh poor poor this, but that,
like you know, I know youdon't really feel that way. I don't
want poor people to improve their ownneighborhoods. Okay, no, no,

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I'm not saying that, but likeyou say things in a very dickish condescending
better than you know, uh everylike you do, like I don't,
and I'm and I'm just convinced becauseyou know, I look, I know
you're funny and I know everything,but like I don't think, like you're
not that terrible for a person likeI know that deep down about you don't
have to admit it. You canjust say that you really mean it.

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I do mean it. Okay,no, no, no, I just
yeah. Anyway, So reverse trickor treating menace went out and you were
a dressed as Super Mario. SuperMario. Yes, And I went to
a neighborhood that Sea Bass and Ihave been going to for the past couple
of years, which a very niceneighborhood, kid friendly, very kid friendly,
and this year it was lit.It was so packed with kids.

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I do have some appropriate music,all right, all right, so I
always he went to the neighborhood,and I went to the neighborho kids.
Yeah, yeah, and uh Iwas super Mario and I was new to
the country, and I didn't reallyunderstand how this Halloween stuff worked. So
I thought I had to bring myown items to give to people when I
showed up to their door. Andso the idea was, you're trying to
get them to take your item.Yes, that was the goal. That

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was the goal, okay. AndI wasn't receiving any items. I was
just giving. Okay, Now,would you go to the door with a
group of kids or were you goingto the door? I try to go
to this solo. And then sometime, I mean, this year it was
so packed that kids would interrupt meas I'm trying to talk to those I
know. I'm like, I'm busyhere working. Yeah, it's like NonStop.

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Kids sucked, But I did.I was able to talk to a
couple of people. So, okay, these other people I did talk to.
Allright, let's see how it goesreverse trigger treating with menace. Hello,
I am from early. This isn'tnew to me. What is happening
here this evening? Oh there's childwho wants I thought they're supposed to give

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you treats. This is festive holidayquiz box set one hundred and forty question
Car. What is it? Yeah, it's a box set of quiz questions.
Had a bunch of random stuff.Yeah, can't they great gave me
and it was one hundred and fortyquestions, And so I just handed this
guy this box set Trivia box Quizbox set, one hundred and forty question

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Car. Yeah, most of usdon't read in our country, so we
do not need this quiz box set. The cup, the cup you drink
out of, you should get it. Stanley, Stanley cub here. It's
very popular in this country for likethem Taylor Swift types. You feel me

(28:12):
because he kind of just like tookthe questions and I noticed that he was
drinking. I have a metal cup, but it was Stanley. I'm waiting
for the letters from the Italian embassyhalf their populations. Course, as I
said, so many letters. Youfeeling so this this guy is at his

(28:34):
door, Okay, set up inthe drive. I got the nearest Port
of John Is. I do notbecause I got to take a wicked probably
the park, Yeah, the parka week in the week. Alright,

(28:56):
so we have menace stresses, superMario. Yeah, going around the neighborhood
last night, trigger treating, reversetrigger treating. He's trying to give away
stuff like this, uh this triviagame. Yeah, car. So this
next house I go to, it'san old couple and they're very nice,
and yeah, this is what happenshere, happy all days. I know

(29:21):
this country. I am from Italyand I understand. I give you treat
Rescue Me box set. I giveyou this to keep it, and he's
for you though, the Rescue Mebox set full? Uh full, entire
show, Greg and I love thatshow. Obsessed. What's his name?
The Dennis Leary Rules played a NewYork City firefighter Post nine to eleven,

(29:48):
and the cast is great, Thecharacters were great, the stories were were
good. It was a really goodshow. Great show. It was I'm
surprised you gave away because you're TVDand the thing was huge. And then
the second I pulled it out,they're like they didn't want it to go

(30:08):
away. Yeah, E give mea box. Check this out. I
get interrupted and it's babe, somerude kid. I'll give you this to
keep it. This is it foryou though. It's the box, very
nice, very expensive. It's nice. Oh oh yes, there are a
lot of kids get treats. Iwant to let you know as nice as

(30:30):
you. Oh geez, very cool. Yeah you got it. Got to
relax, home boy. Yes,yes, well now it's my turn.
I understand you don't have a DVDplayer, but you know, like Abraham
Lincoln didn't have a spaceship, butsomehow he made it work. Do you
see what I mean? Because Iget slapped? Okay, oh jeez,

(30:55):
we got no jokes? I sayyou what, Dame bro later tonight got
the joke? Clea like kid comesup and he goes, yeah, I
would send that kid on his way. I noticed. I noticed last night
because I was outside talking to theneighbor who was set up in their driveway
handing out the candy, and thekids would come up. Instead of saying
trick or tree to go, howmany can I take? Good? God?

(31:18):
What yeah, that's like not triggertreat. The mom you go,
oh hey, guys, how manycan we take? A couple? The
one kid goes I'll take three.Wow. And he was old enough to
know, like what a couple meant? Yeah, that means take two.
Pretend here. Yeah, can Iask you? Is the Abraham Lincoln spaceship
thing a known phrase? I'm no. That was a joke that we were

(31:41):
brainstorming because I figured that people wouldsay, oh, I don't want this.
I don't have a DVD player,and then you would say something like,
yeah, well Cleopatra didn't have aniPhone. Like just random craft.
That's the stuff that really gets Greggoing. I did thinking about Raby driving
to work and not conventional and conventionalvehicles totally nor I want to say,

(32:02):
but I do it. It works, all right. So reverse trigger treating
with men as he's dressed a superMario. Yes. Now this next guy
kind of a tweaker, kind ofstoner dude, really cool guy, tweaker
stone. Yeah. And he hada dog with him as well, So
that was very nice. Isn't mea Mario? I am Mario? This
is how trigger treat work in America? Yeah, yes, I give you

(32:28):
treat I give you treats. Ohyou give me a treat as America?
Yeah, No, but I bringthe things for you, like this blu
ray trapic Thunder. Very nice movie. Yeah, but in America we give
treats. You give treat the peoplegive treats. Yeah to the kids.
Yeah, candy, Candy. I'mfrom Italy. I give you no,

(32:52):
you keep traffic Thunder, very nicemovie. I like your dog. It
looked like he bep under bush alot of pepy, a lot of beep.
Yeah. That guy he is,he might be living with somebody.
He sounded very patient there. Hewas nice, very nice guy. Now

(33:15):
did he take the movie? Hedid take the movie. Everybody took everything.
Oh good? Yeah, but allright, now there's this one house
that we've been going to every yearfor the past couple of years. Oh,
is this the guy? And thenthe second No, but uh,
the second n locked eyes with thisguy. He knew who I was in

(33:37):
this neighborhood the past couple years.Let's not forget a large man dressed like
Batman in alf Is trying to dumpsonpeople's house. Yeah. So, actually,
we really never used any audio fromthis guy because he just he's not
having it. But this is whatI got from him yesterday before a kid

(33:58):
interrupted. All right, here wego. I'm new to this country,
and I do not know the wholeprocess, but I bring treats for you.
It's John Weik Blu Ray DVD.Would you like something that you won't
eat? The worst candy I have? Well, Merry Christmas. Yeah,

(34:21):
he was whole. Sweet girl cameup like, look at your dress as
a princess. The crappiest candy Igot for you. Yeah, but no,
the second we locked eyes out likehe knows, the accent should have
thrown him off. I know,right, A different, totally different Mario.
This is totally different. Yeah,I was blatman last year. There

(34:44):
probably were a lot of Marios justbecause the movie coming out. Rights.
Uh. I didn't see any kindof like trend in our neighborhood. You
know, I saw one less ofthe people in the inflatable t Rex.
Yeah that was so six eight yearsago. Even last year, there was
like a whole group of kids thatall had the same costume on. That

(35:06):
was kind of funny. I forgotshe was beetlejuice be solid. Yeah.
Well, yeah, I see likeany big you know, noticeable trends,
like even the Barbie stuff. Ididn't notice a ton of Barbie, really,
I noticed a lot of half asscostumes. Oh yeah, like hobo.
Yeah, like this, like akid who was young enough he should
have been dressed up a little bitmore, but like simply had a fire

(35:28):
helmet on. That was it.No, like boots, regular clothes.
Wasn't holding like a piece of hoseor anything like that, you know what
I mean, Like just had thefireman hat on, trick or treat.
It'syacically, kids are like super intothat, like they want to have a
nice costume. Yeah yeah, soI mean he was young enough to wear
he should put up like kindergarten,maybe maybe first grade, I don't know.
But yeah, now it's like noteven trigger tree is how many can

(35:50):
I take? That's awful? Butoverall people are very nice and a lot
of houses were super into it.Elaborate setups. Yeah, so how much
of Greg's crafty get rid of it? All of it fantastic, all of
it just one way to get ridof things. Yeah, well, nice
work. This is the show.Yeah, this is the witty show.

(36:14):
Yeah, my beggar's smart. Acouple of little random things here. There
was a rumor going around, andwe mentioned it yesterday that Lisa Kudro was
adopting Matthew Perry's dog, right,that is not true. You want to
know why Matthew Perry didn't even havea dog at the time of his death.
What a weird rumor? Yeah?Well, I mean people want to

(36:35):
post anything that's true. The lastdog he owned, I guess was with
an ex back in two thousand andone, and she took the dog when
they broke up. So dog intwo thousand and one. Yeah. And
also for those of us who hadintended to go see Oppenheimer on Imax,
yeah, uh, it's returning toImax theaters for a one week run beginning

(36:59):
on Friday. That's where I won'tbe. Then, don't go. But
for other people like that, youknow, that seems to be the way
to see that movie. Well,and I legitimately used Imax cameras, which
is barely done. Yeah, itlooks incredible. Is that on where you
can get it like on demand?You can't. You can't get it yet.

(37:19):
Man. That's one thing that's beenway different than I ever remember.
It seems like in record time thingsgo from the theater right to where you
can just rent it at home,whether you know on like an Apple iTunes
kind of thing. That's called nowif it's not really successful at the box
office, they want to make asmuch money as they can, so yes,
they will rush it out. Buteven other ones, I'm surprised,

(37:40):
Like how quickly Barbie was was available. Yeah, yeah, my daughter watched
that all the time. We boughtit because as soon as available, you
can also like rent and whatever,like that was God, that's that's got
to be the biggest movie of theyear, right, yeah yeah, and
you could easily keep it in thetheater. Still I think, yeah,
yeah, but like it's man,it used to be where it felt forever.

(38:00):
It was at least a year,right, yeah, a year,
but to the point you almost forgotabout it and then it coming out like,
oh, yeah, movie I wantedto see. I know. I
hate it when you forget what moviesyou want to watch. Did. I
started finally keep a running list.That's a good idea. I started finally.
As I see things that I'm interestedin our here things, I immediately

(38:21):
go on, Like if we talkabout something here, I make a quick
note, I go home, Ipull up whatever the services Netflix or whatever.
I put it in the watch listor my list or whatever it's called.
In the different services. That way, when I'm wanting to watch,
I go right to that. Youknow that that watch list thing and everything's
there. Oh yeah, what wasthat thing on Hulu that I wanted to

(38:43):
watch? Do you know? Efficientyou know what I wish YouTube had,
because they also have our Google calendaris when a trailer is out, you
just say hey, uh, youclick one button and then it puts a
reminder that's Google Hello. If you'relistening, oh Google, Yeah, my
name's Menace Free. I can helpyou. Oh you know. I made

(39:04):
that suggestion to somebody about the iHeartRadioapp where if you're listening to like our
podcast or whatever podcast you're listening on, there becau they're pushing the podcast things
so much on the on the app. Yeah, have it set where when
that episode of the podcast is done, then it stops playing, like the
sleep timer, right, they canset it'll be like fifteen minutes, twenty
minutes, thirty minutes, forty minutes, or an hour, two hours,

(39:24):
three hours. How about when episodeis over, like there's some some of
them have that, Like some serviceshave that. And when I when I
mentioned it, somebody they go,I'm not even sure who's in charge of
that and this is like somebody prettyhigh up in the company, and like
they couldn't find the person who wasresponsible for that, so then they had
to like rop me to somebody elsewho was then going to look into it.

(39:46):
And I yet to hear anything trackstracks what it comes to app building,
it's a really long process just forlike the really small things something like
that. Like you already have thecode though for like to stop in fifteen
minutes. You have to write somuch code to even make that happen.
But you can't just write I mean, I'm asking the question. I really

(40:07):
don't obviously know, Like you couldn'tjust write like one piece of code that
says okay, well instead of fitlike swap outwards is fifteen minutes to end
of episode, and then all theother code you would think be the same
because it's just another option not aseasy as that. Yeah, and I'm
supposed to be writing code for usthat AI do it. Yeah, I'm
sure it's so funny too, becauselike what do you bring up that management

(40:27):
book you were really into about,you know, the keeping nimble and you
don't want to have big organizations becauseyou know you can like just or yeah,
yeah, Crystal McCrystal. Right,and so the big boss here,
who again, a good guy weall enjoy. He comes in, he's
like off the air, He's like, man, what he's talking about?
That management book? I absolutely loveit. He's totally right. Big companies
need to be more. Oh heread that book? Yeah right, he

(40:50):
said, Okay, fantastic big companiespeople move and get things and you know,
not have this big you know,just bureaccuracy of nobody knows, right,
I said, okay, that's exactlyright, sir. Where are those
cameras we asked for three years ago? Oh dude. I went in on
the tail end of that conversation andhe bounced so quick like he was talking

(41:13):
as he was leading, won't giYeah, and you heard his voice fading.
Thank you for people texting over.Oppenheimer is going to be on streaming
on the twenty first of this month. I'll check it out. So there
you go. More what he showsnext? Hang on, he stop messing,
we show. We'll be back soon. Well, now that October is

(41:42):
in the rear view mirror, it'stime to look back at the month.
That was. The month in audioand seamaster good stuff. A lot about
redneck and news stories here and redneckadjacent stuff. We had this lady with
a great accent was filming. Ibelieve this was a Spirit Airlines boarding line,
and one lady just wasn't wearing pants. Oh in line. Maybe she

(42:05):
was hot, yeah, well exactly, skin tight like tank top thing.
It might have been addressed, butit was too small for her because God
for people buy the right side clothesthese days. And her whole ass is
hanging out. Yeah all right,and she makes these observations Skirt Airlines tolf
naked. What this is going onin twenty twenty three, Lord, get
me straight. I say, nodraws. I wonder if Spirit can let

(42:29):
this happen today. Spirit, you'regonna let this happen. No draws.
Look at a hearing twenty twunchy tree. Every anxietary Spirit did well. I
was on a Spirit Airline coming backfrom the Burt Chryscher cruise, and I
would like to give credit to theflight attendant who was on everybody because she

(42:52):
sees this crap all the time.Lady behind me didn't pay for her pet.
She peaks up like a pet.Ladies like, uh what, So
they go back and forth and shehas to go back outside, which,
of course the les literal lays thewhole plane. Hey's one hundred fifty bucks
comes back. About halfway through theflight. The pet is out, just

(43:12):
on the seat, hanging out.Oh, by the way, she's she
gets back on the plane. Shegets on the phone, the lady with
the pet calling her mom to complainthat the spirit made her pay the money.
As these plant attendants like phones inairplane mode, no conra, one
of those these stewards really really,mom, I gonna go and excuse you.
Flight a tenant go ahead exactly sothat halfway through, of course,
the pet's out, and I'm alsohalfway through, I starts smelling coca.

(43:38):
It's a five hour flight or so, and there's no way that things,
you know, hold notes because it'san animal. I text Greg got got
on the plane. We literally hadjust gotten the plane. They had just
closed the door, like getting readyto push back from the game. You
know what's time for. Here comesa woman up the aisle to go use
the restaurant, right, and theflight attendant goes, I'm sorry, man,

(43:59):
need to be in your seat andget your seat belt on so we
can push back from the gate.She goes, I need to go to
the bathroom. She goes, well, you're gonna have to wait, And
the woman's like arguing with the flightattendant, why that's ridiculous. They literally
just got in the airport. Ohand also the same cow behind me with
the pet that's just out. Sheapparently doesn't realize that her knees go right

(44:20):
into my back and she's fat cow. All right. Anyways, ruben on
by not being poor and getting thebig seats up front seat, Well,
here's the problem. That's what yousay. Well, why are you and
coach on Spirit? I thought youhad the thing against being good good point.
I was in the big seats upfront. However, you weren't in
the very front. I'm not thevery fronts. I don't like standing sitting
in the bulkhead seat because you can'thave your stuff out in front of you.

(44:43):
So the problem is there's only tworows of big seats up front and
my second or why are you flyingcommercial? I thought you weren't. That's
the next step. So I amunfortunately poor adjacent and jackass with her pet
and the knees and all that stuff. Anyway, Spirit Airlines also in the
red. I think this was actuallya redneck news story at a walk a
show on scot Wisconsin, where awoman causes a four car wreck allegedly from

(45:06):
a dui. She runs into theVP gas station to slam a four loco.
So this is this is point ofview of one of the women who
got hit by this drunk lady,following her into the comedian store where she
runs up As she goes up tothe counter like she's gonna pay for the
four loco, but it says,says, not a dog. I'm just
gonna chug this right here. Yeah, and then when she gets outside,
just throws the can off to theright into the streets in a four car

(45:30):
accident outside your can't drink that here? She just start she just literally just
had a four car accident outside yoursagement. Let my arm, My arm
got okay, she didn't realize itwas Wisconsin. Do we know high Goal?
Do you know what flavor for loco? It was the orange cam which
I thought was a peach or anystrawberry lemonade? Yes, I did you

(45:52):
know what menace? I look intothese sort of things. You speaking of
spirit menace. They have moved onfrom buzzballs, which they do. So
they moved on to buzz box,which are the bills. Yeah, it's
like two buzz balls at once.They changed the uh, the the ramen
flavor is believe it's spicy chili.You know what they're gonna do next on
these sparent flights are gonna have thosetable taps, you know, like it's

(46:13):
like a big cylinder. It's gotlike a little like, uh, the
little tap at the bottom of it. Those are to be shared with a
table full of people. But you'regonna have that like right there on your
on your little mini half like tabletray that falls down. I'm gonna have
to taste the cup noodle that becauseI didn't like the Cajun flavor that they
have. Okay, oh no,all right. Also in the red neck

(46:34):
this is I believe this wasn't anotherred neck news out of Austin and the
Austin, Texas area, where ashappens, you know, this happens everybody
where. You're just going about yourday and then your neighbor's pig burst at
your foot door and at that happensmy grandma being packed by a dun dumb
pig. No pig and then hebarreled through. My mom rustled with him
at the doorway to try to himto come in. He barreled on through,

(46:58):
got a hold of my dad,and my mom tried to lay on
top of him to crunch him downto the cops got here, and he
overpowered her and got on top ofher and he had hers flattened like an
accordion. And so much redneck newsaudio. Yeah, well it's the month
of October. They were looking backat for the month in audio and in
a related redneck news story. AndI'm with Greg, I have no desire

(47:20):
to hear anything about the Britney Spearsbook except for her making fun of Justin
Timberlake. How when he was tryingto be all hip hop and cool,
suddenly, like certain people we know, he got very accented around certain friends
of his. He started to likechameleon into the situation. His band in
Sync was what people back then calledso pimp. Oh, yeah, this

(47:42):
is Michelle Williams reading from the She'snarrating the audio parts of the of the
audiobook, and people were very impressedwith her performance. Yes, with his
band in Sync was what people backthen called so pimp. They were white
boys, but they loved hip hop. To me, that's what separated them
from the Backstreet boys, who seemedvery consciously to position themselves as a white
group in sync hung out with blackartists. Sometimes I thought they tried too

(48:07):
hard to fit in. One day, Jay and I were in New York
going to parts of town I'd neverbeen to before. Walking our way was
a guy with a huge, blingedout medallion. He was flanked by two
giant security guards. Jay got allexcited and said so loud, oh yeah,
Genuine, what's up homie? AfterGenuine walked away, Felicia did an

(48:28):
impression of Jay. Oh yeahes bosches. Genuine. Jay wasn't even embarrassed.
He should, Yeah, exactly.You know he's getting crap about that these
days. Is again in the news. Travis kelce Oh yeah, he especially
compared to Jason, his brother.They both grew up in the same but
he's a little more uh you could, like you search on TikTok, people
will like say, what the hellis with Travis Kelcey's quote unquote accent.

(48:52):
He's kind of picked something up ashe's gotten along. Anyway, Oh yeah,
what's up homyo? One the monthin audio. I love this audio
because this is a tornado chaser who'sdoing so much for the world. Oh
yeah, showing you that tornadoes aredangerous for ships, for ships exactly the

(49:14):
thing about him though, he's amega into God and Jesus as he as
he calls out for as he's beinghit by a tornado, all right,
we're freaking tornido. There is literallywhat oh God, this is terrible.
Thank you Jesus for protecting us inthe name of Jesus. And I think
that you're gonna protect us right now. Why would he say to Jesus,
in the name of Jesus, right, yeah, right, please Jesus.
Greg is the name of Greg.Right, Jesus. First off, thank

(49:37):
you for sending you this tornado.Yeah, you make you go away?
And I think that you're gonna protectus right now in the name of Jesus.
Please Lord, Please, Lord Lord. Therefore, please in your well,

(50:15):
if you weren't all messed up inyour messaging, maybe he would have
heard you. If only there islike a way to like not put yourself
in that situation on purpose. Yeah, Jesus, like screwy as you're idiots,
do not hear me? I'm sayingplease, yeah, pretty play please
with Jesus killing me literally praying toyou. Well, we do have some

(50:37):
more of the month and audio forthe month of October coming up for you.
Next on The Woody Show, Yoyo yo, Yeah, what's up
Homies? Next Kelly's new alternative WoodyShow. Oh yeah, what's up Homie?

(51:05):
Yeah, welcome back. That's nota new song. I don't know
it should be. Where's the remix? Yeah? Yeah, what's up?
Oh yeah? Oh yeah, what'sup Homie? So now that October is
all wrapped up, we're looking backat the month of October. This month

(51:27):
in audience, we talked a lotabout how no one really cared and the
late night shows went away. Noone really cares? Right, you're back,
I do, and I know Menesteris a fan of Saturday Night Live
as well. Yeah. I loveit every week yeah and again people people
will argue they always do about ohthis season sucks, and I get some
sketches super suck. Fully agree.However, I love Weekend Update, love
Colin Jose to Michael Chay, andI love their little band turned back and

(51:50):
Forth. I love how they crapon Colin Jos all the time, multiple
people come on just to crap onColin. Joe's right, Yeah, including
Michael Jay, who, in theirfirst episode back this month set calling up
for a little joke. All right. California has become the first state in
the country to issue ebony alerts whena black child goes missing. Here with
more on This is Colin Jose thefirst show. California has become the first

(52:21):
state in the country to enact ebonyalerts to help fine blissing missing black children.
And I'll save you some time.They're not with their fathers. All.
I can't believe Colin said that.Wow, it's like he's married to
Scarlet Johansson. You think she wouldset him street. Yeah, Yeah,
I'm sure he got a talking towhen he got home. Yeah. The

(52:45):
month in audio, he had acouple of great Actually, there's some morey
show clips here. Sammy did herfirst interview Roulette. She interviewed a very
legitimate guy who claims and sells onhis website things like bedsheets that'll cure your
spinal problems, a tumbler like aliteral just like a cup metal cup,
but has a skim symbol on it, and it'll do things like make your

(53:05):
brain better. And she had aninterview Roulette. Of course, we write
things that you can legally claim,right right, right, exactly. Well,
this is something that we write questionsfor us. We wrote this question
because Sammy loves her Stanley tumbler likeevery basic white girl out there, and
she had a question for the SpiritualHealer about cups. All right, so
I see you sell a tumbler onyour website that quote purifies, enhances,

(53:28):
and strengthens your drink with life forceenergy. And I'm pretty sure that my
giant Stanley Cup tumblr does this already. That was the end of that.
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, we'venever had anybody hang up before. Sure.

(53:49):
Yeah, it was her demeanor.Yeah, the month and audio.
Oh, we also met for thefirst time this month. This last month,
Golden Bachelorettes, we were, youknow, the Golden Bachelor going wrong,
probably gonna be ending pretty soon.So you need to find those older
women who are single. Yes,I found a website where I can talk
to older single women who are veryinterested in talking to me. And I
can give that you were being aperfect gentleman, by the way, Yeah,

(54:12):
so I hear the ones being alittle dirty lurid. I can't really
speak to them directly because they don'thave you know, two way convos,
but I can give them like coinsto tip them for their time, and
I can do I can text myquestions in for these ladies. All right,
oh ooh, I'm sweating. Giveit to me all you've got.

(54:35):
Sebastian's bright up your day. I'vebeen told I was amazing three times today
already, so that has brightened myday. But in real life, my
grand babies brighten my day a milliontimes over. Is this the one that
was sitting there with their vibrator?Yeah, well they all are to some

(54:58):
degree or the other. Yes,but yes, was that one? You
had that one? Pictures like,oh that was the British? Okay,
she had a vibrant You couldn't seeher. She's talking about her grand babies
right up into her cervix and she'slittle sweating, you know, for what
small things brak your today? BackMassager right. The minista new segment called

(55:19):
Lost Audio where he's gone back throughthe what do you Show archives and found
some clips that you know, maybepeople have forgot about, Yeah, including
this one from raving. Harry Potteris a joke and is for children Max
age five and jk Rowling is abitch and I hate her guts, you
stupid British whore. Believe here,I thought I couldn't believe what Colin Joe
said. Now I don't know himas well as I know Ravy, but

(55:43):
to hear Ravey say those things reallyturned on j unfathomable. You thought I
couldn't hate Ai more? What Ai? What are you talking? Harry Potter
is a joke and is for childrenMax age five and jk Rowling is a
bitch and I hate her guts,You stupid British. They even heard like
a breath in there. That's notAI doesn't do that. And you're spitting

(56:06):
truth about Harry Potter, including andGreg he had some truth too. Yeah.
I am in love with Sea Bassand I love how big his brain
is. It's like, how ishe so much smarter than me and so
sexy at the same time? Yeah? Great, they can't figure it out.
Yeah, I just had the realizationand I had to say it.
Yeah, Ai, but I amin love with Sea Bass and I love

(56:28):
how big his brain is. It'slike, how is he so much smarter
than me? And so sexy atthe same time. Right, we've all
been trying to figure that out.Good luck, Greg, I know statement.
Yeah, it's gonna be a long, a long time to figure that
puzzle out. What Greg, Ilooked at it. I didn't know the
origin of my own name Sebastian,and it's an ancient Greek and it means

(56:49):
to be in awe of or venerabletowards. So like that, that clip
plays perfectly into this whole conversation andmeaning, well, the ancient Greek word
sebastian or sea bass actually as itis short s e b A. Wow,
that's really neat. That's not agot one more clip this. The
biggest music release of the month was, of course, Sucker for Green by

(57:14):
Lil Tay back from the dead,back on the internet. Greg, Again,
you don't know who little Tay is. Keep it that way, how
dare you? Well? She's fourteennow, she's a music musical prodigy,
just wondered together. And she's alsocan sing wig stand Just from my God,

(57:40):
that is the neatest thing I've everheard my loves I had, I
hate that. Oh yeah, remixedthat with the justin Timberland, a big
hit on your hands. Oh yeah, what's up homie? Coming up next
to the Woody Show. Maybe it'llbe something like We're just getting you know

(58:05):
what I'm saying, I'm just gonnaup enjoying myself, or something much darker.
I forget, I'll just die.Cares have you taken like a bunch
of photos now so that your daughtercan put those up at her wedding when
you're gone. My dad would haveloved it been here. Yeah, exactly,
but he said. Show and justa quick reminder that this weekend is

(58:29):
when we set the clocks back anhour. We do it is the end
of daylight saving time. Now,this is the first year ever that Greg
is so excited for it. Greghates it all the time. The surprise,
the surprise that Raby, who normallyloves it, is not. I
am off for it. Yeah,yeah, I love it when it's dark,

(58:53):
which you know, I think everybodyagrees. They always have those surveys
like just leaving, Like ninety percentof people said that can we just stop
the charade of this whole like youknow, daylight saving time thing and just
leave me? Let's leave it be. The whole concept is just ah,
you will this would be something megaeasy to just get done. They've been

(59:15):
trying recently, but couldn't be it? Could it be done in just one
day? Couldn't They bring it upand go yep, past yet past one
day and they attach pork to it. But honestly, like, what what
would be the argument against children?And then they go to school? They're
going to get run over and hitthe bus stop in the dark. That's

(59:37):
always a big argument. What timeare they getting out of school? Not
out of school, it's going toschool in the morning, dark in the
morning, but like school, it'sdark outside today. And how many kids
died today? How many stories atthe Monday morning? I said, any
any good arguments? I haven't heardany good arguments. No, it sucks.
It's so Diffe classic. This isjust the way it's been. So

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it takes leaders to fight back.Yeah. So, which we don't have
set the clocks four in an hourin the spring and now here in the
fall we set them back an hour. And as always I expect to hear
about how rested everybody is right aftergetting that extra hour of sleep. I
get to hear about how everybody's sotired all the time. Well, with
the time change, you know,so I expect to hear how rested.

(01:00:21):
Everybody is just full of energy,bounce it off the walls. I have
no concept of time. What istime? What is time? Eight seven
seven forty four? Yes, it'llbe like you know, when you go
to bed Saturday. That's the otherthing. Why has it got to be
in the middle of the night.Not that anybody sets their clocks anymore at
this point. That's mostly all automaticthat the clocks have changed and stuff.

(01:00:42):
But at five pm, yeah,six pm becomes five pm. You get
two happy hours. Yeah, ohyeah, yeah. When the clubs they
never extended it an hour. Theystill close early. What about that?
Yeah, keep the club open whenyou go to bed Saturday night in the
Sunday is technically Sunday at two amwhen you're supposed to but down, yep,

(01:01:04):
A you're not this are You're notlike off? You know, like,
oh, we have an appointment atwhatever time you got like a kid's
activity or something planned for the nextmorning, because your sun dial might not
be right. Now, you're justthere an extra hour early, right,
you'll be early to plow the fieldor what he shows? Next thing show
every morning? I said, myman, Come on, really all right,

(01:01:35):
welcome back. It is the woodShow. Another tragic news involving hiking.
Well, not tragic, it's justunfortunate. His hiker in Utah rescued
twelve hours in a cliff face crack. So, now, if you hadn't
gone hiking that problem face, younever hear about that guy having a problem

(01:01:59):
like that, sitting on his outafter TV right new Yeah, so as
they say, F the F tothe the Yeah, we're into another new
hour. Thank you for being heregiving us some of your valuable time this
morning. I'm whatning. That's Ravy, Greg Gory, Menace, Sea Mass,
Sammy's here, there's Born, There'sCaroline. Morgan's here, Vaughan's here.

(01:02:22):
Phones are open eight seven seven that'seight seven seven forty four. Some
Woodie Show family feud rap fine isuh is coming up this hour here on
the show? Did you is thissomebody from the cruise? Yeah, Bert
Kreischer cruz Okays, which we're gonnahave more audio from. This will be
the first piece of audio that weget to hear. And a celebrity edition.

(01:02:45):
Oh, a celebrity edition for youpeople, because you don't really know
anything about most comedians. But alot of folks in the comedy world will
know this person. Okay, cool, that's uh, that's coming up this
hour. Uh there was something Iread I thought about. You know,
Greg is scared on airplanes for nogood reason. For a very good reason.
He's been on them a billion times. Everything's been fine, that's true.

(01:03:07):
Travis Barker from Blank one two.On the other hand, he's got
he's got very good reason to bescared. Back in two thousand and eight,
he survived a deadly plane crash.M hm. Now thirteen years later,
he's flying again, right. Hecredits to Courtney Kardashian for getting him
back on a plane. He said, on his third flight since the accident,
he had a panic attack because thejet that he was on was losing

(01:03:29):
cabin pressure. Can you imagine afterbeing through all that and then something,
I mean, losing cabin pressure,I guess happens. But like, man
sucks. Talk about sending your anxietythrough the roof, which or you're already
got a heightened anxiety about it,he said. He told the pilot quote,
no cowboy ish, just land thiseffing plane. Please, don't try
to be a hero. It's likeTravis. They invented this thing called the

(01:03:51):
tour bus. Well that's what hewas doing for years. Yeah, go
back to it. You know,something that's not doing that. I'm not
doing a fee for losing cabin pressureand things going wrong. I'm not poking
my head in and yelling at thepilot, right, also true him,
Yeah, well there's something going onthat he's he's freaking out. Well,
yeah, don't be answer. Healso mentioned another flight when all the engine

(01:04:13):
lights came on as the plane wastaking off. But like, how would
you know that? I mean,I guess you're on a private jet.
In the jet you can see theend of the cockpit. Yep. Despite
all that, he's still flying.He says he doesn't know if he'll ever
feel comfortable with it, but he'sgot no control over it. I guess
what I'm getting at here is likejust Greg's and pussy. Yeah, because
that's ever happened to Greg. That'sthe gest Yeah, that's the bottom line.

(01:04:34):
That's at least jumped out of aburning plane, at least on fire.
Yeah, dude, all right,I'll jump out of a burning plane
to give me the right to beafraid of flying. I mean, like
I can understand, like if somebodylike if Raby ever had an experience with
clowns, I could understand then havinglike some kind of like I told him
what happens. I once flew througha tropical storm. Okay, even the

(01:04:55):
pilot was panicking and you're fine,freaked out and it was fine. Parker's
fine, ladies and gentlemen. I'mpanicking right now. The plane's playing crash.
Okay, I will get in aplane crash, so I'm allowed to
be afraid of flying. I getyour point, it's psychosomatic. I would
just think like at a certain point, I told you, I am inching

(01:05:19):
closer and closer to agoraphobia. Atthis point, I'm afraid of so much
stuff. Yeah, I don't thinkyou're inching. I think you're striding.
Are you talking about, you know, going? Obviously he hates you can't
go to movies because that's just stressful. Where on earth do you Park's stressful
and annoying. But when it comesto a gorif like you're not going to

(01:05:40):
go to sporting events? Concert watchedon TV? Concert second, I've been
to too many? Are There arecertain ones you get excited about a couple
Depeche mode. Of course you seethem anywhere. I would fly to see
them. You'll never give up onrestaurants, No restaurants. But I would
just think, like, you know, after and it's not like he flies

(01:06:00):
like a handful of times, Likeyou're on a plane more than most.
I would say, yeah, morethan more than not as much as like
say Menace or Sea Bass myself,right, but you would think with as
many flights as you've been on andeverything has been fine, you would think
that, yeah, you are.You would kind of think like, huh,
believe it. It puzzles me aswell, Yeah you're not alone.

(01:06:21):
But it's a bigger job than us, you know, Oh yeah, sure
we have all on the books.Like if we have a work trip to
do, from the minute it's bookedto the time we land, it should
be months in advance. I'm notin the best mid that he's deeply angry
if I have a booked flight ona daily basis. You'll mention, ladies,

(01:06:44):
have you ever questioned how powerful youare? Here's a guy didn't fly
for thirteen years and a girl getgets him on a plane easy after surviving
a deadly playing nothing the Kardashians can'tdo right, what can't they do?
What can't they do? Now?Braby you've mentioned it. Greg needs therapy
for this right now. He's notgotten that much like he's not seen a
doctor, but his blood pressure?Which can I tell? Can I tell

(01:07:11):
a quick story about Menace? Ohplease? So you know Menace uh tried
out that glove that Sea Bass hadfor the uh the Morgan thing, like
the little stun gun glove. Yeah, and you know about these things are
cool? Yeah, they're not likeit's not a taser just it. It
just shocks the crap out of you. It's real bad. The ground.
You wear this glove and you touchsomebody like on their shoulder or their arm,

(01:07:31):
the leg or whatever, and it's, you know, boom, It's
like, can't hit with a SoMenace had never tried being tased with these
gloves. He's he's had the onesthat get the lead shot into you.
He's had the one the stun thestun gun kind of thing. This was
a new one. This is new. So he tried it out. And
where did he touch you with thesegloves on my arm? On his arm?

(01:07:51):
Ever since then, he's had aproblem with what your foot, my
foot. So I don't know whathappened, if like tweeked it when I
fell on the ground or something.He ends up with the doctor, not
for the foot. Where are youthere for? Like just a check up?
Because I was switching providers. Okay, so this wasn't after rabies blood
pressure? Well no, I waslike, well I gotta switch provider anyways.
And this blood pressure thing you sentme over the race you didn't go

(01:08:14):
after that? Yeah? What thenwhat did what did the doctor say to
you about which party when you toldhim about that? The blood pressure thing?
Oh the blood pressure, Well yeahmy blood pressure is still high.
But you said you take beds forthat and yeah, and then we're we're
deciding if I should like I havethe dose constantly tweaked. But so it
was like a full like check up, and so I did mention. I

(01:08:34):
was like, oh, yeah,I really hurt my foot. And the
reason you tell them what you did? Yeah, I told him what I
did. And then she's like,yeah, your age and your health,
you should not be doing that.That's not a good idea. Yeah,
probably give yourself a heart attack.Yeah, what's the bigger risk? You
should have asked her? My healthor my age. I'm guessing your health.

(01:08:57):
The health definitely, definitely. Andthen also, this is the second
doctor I explained our work schedule andshe's like, yeah, that's not good.
That is not Yeah, no doctoris going to be enthusiastic. Yeah,
what are you doing? Yeah stupid? Yeah, I agree, this
is what I do for a living, make good money I do, but

(01:09:18):
yeah, I mean I won't beallowed to spend it. Yeah. Well
yeah, you know, it's liketotally kill myself. There are plenty of
podcasters and make more money than Ido and have schedule. I know at
the time I'll probably be dead.Yeah. So but for the stupid that
has to be probably the only timethe doctor has heard Oh this guy at
worked on it. Yeah, becausehow did you have time? What like,

(01:09:41):
so, how did you explain thatyou got I said it was like
a morning radio stunt thing. Andthen I was like, oh, maybe
I should go back because we're tryingto figure out like, oh was it
the shocking or did I tweak it? And I was like, oh,
well, we do have it onvideo. I can maybe go back.
May take a look. That's agood idea, check the instant replace.
Maybe you just twisted it, yeah, twisted or something pretty diabetes. That's

(01:10:03):
a lot of foot stuff as well. Yeah no, unfortunately, no diabetes,
because then I can unfortunately, Ican get on zempie. You don't
need ozempic, just do with GOVor what. Yeah. No, I'm
definitely approved for what GOVI. Butour insurance won't cover it, unfortunately.
But if I if I can geton ozempi, I could probably get some

(01:10:24):
of the cover ozempic. None ofthat stuff is covered by our insurance.
There are a lot of what iscovered by insurance. There are a lot
of men's clinics that have popped upbecause it's it's all semi glue tide.
That's the that's all. It's allthe same thing. But by the way,
they were selling at the gift shopat the resort that I go to
in Mexico. There's so much cheapereverywhere else. But people are going acrossing

(01:10:46):
the border to get this stuff.But you can go to like clinics,
but I'll give you just shots ofpure sema glue tide. Nor he's not
branded as ozempic, wagov et cetera, et cetera, cetera. We can
pay cash ends up being way lessthan the whatever twelve dollars month that it
is for the officials around the backsidethe dumpster behind the scene. No,
people are going back and forth throughthe Canadian and American border because it's like

(01:11:10):
two hundred bucks in Canada. They'vebeen doing that. Yeah, there are
options, mass, I know there'soptions. Dumpsters. The commercials for this
golo, Yes, I looked intoit. I'm like, Okay, it's
a mind trick, right, No, it's a it's a supplement. It's
a supplement that is created in anFDA approved lab. But like they of

(01:11:32):
course, the FDA cannot make anykind of like yeah exactly because like it's
not tested for safety or effectiveness oranything else by the FDA. But the
lab is an approved FDA lab thatthey make it in. So as I'm
reading all this stuff, I'm like, all right, this seems like a
total scam. Yeah, I thought, right now, just the one that

(01:11:54):
taught you how to eat. No, it's like it's supposed to it's supposed
to booster metabolism. It does like, uh, you know, appetite suppressant.
So it's just speed. I'm sureI'll tell you what it is what
is it. It's uh, it'sfiber. It's just it's the cilium hosk,
it's it's what's the stuff you pourin the drink metamas it's metamucal.

(01:12:14):
Oh Oh is it really? Yeah? I mean they throw in a couple
other things, but I'm looking atthe little pills, little brown pills.
Yeah, ingredients, vegetable, cellulose, capsule, rice, fiber, and
then they throw in magnesiums and blahblah blah blah blah. That's all it
is. It's just a fiber pill. Yeah, it'll make you dumb.
Really, that's what it's like.I say, it helps you know slow
metab you know digestion. Blah blahblahh Oh, that's that's some rebranding right

(01:12:38):
there. Noise, that's cool.YEAHTM. Then somebody said on the text,
I'm on Magovi. If you havea good doctor, they can convince
your insurance company and you can getit for twenty four bucks a month.
Yeah. I I tried all that. My doctor did write up the note
because I did qualify for everything,not just for the for the olgovie.
I also qualified for the ozempice becauseyou know, pre diabetic at this particular

(01:13:01):
time that I did that blood test. No longer in that in that range,
you know, but at that timeeven I had that qualification, and
our company, our insurance, uh, the one that we have, doesn't
cover anything in that category. They'lltreat you for your diabetes, but they
won't give you something this category ofdrug. Yeah. Yeah, so like

(01:13:24):
even pretty crazy. And they mydoctor had to write the note, send
the lab works and all this otherstuff in there, and they still went
nope, denied, Yeah, denied, appealed, denied. Yeah. So
yeah, this is not a pocketthing. And it's like stupid nine dollars
a month. Yeah, draw forthat. Just for the goo that's four
oh it's once a week, soyou get four pens. Yeah, but

(01:13:48):
what did so what was her whatwas her like a suggestion, Well,
we're just doing the we're focusing onthe blood pressure stuff, so you she
up your medication a little bit ofthe medication. But she'd give you,
like, all right, follow thiskind of diet. You should be doing
this type of like exercise anything likethat. Well we're no, we're going
to do the blood pressure first andthen get to that. I know it's

(01:14:12):
not going to do You're affected bythe should into it. Yeah, yeah,
but we're gonna do the We're gonnado first level it before you start
running like crazy. Then Yeah,it's a Woody show and fresh from the

(01:14:34):
Chrysier Cruise, which I saw alot of coverage on social media. Same
very good time. Part of theFacebook group just so I can keep up
with it. Yeah, it lookedlike bart was having the best time ever.
Get into a lot more we'll have. We have a bunch of audio,
but the seabat is still getting thattogether. But the one thing that
we do have ready to go isit's time for another round of Woodies Show

(01:14:56):
family View. Yes, and thisis not there on the Woody Show.
Is this the original Richard Dawson,Steve Marvey Urgent. I just deleted that

(01:15:23):
on one altogether, there's no moreconfusing Okay, yes to show family feud.
And Bass did mentioned that the personwho is going to be answering the
survey questions is a comedian. Yes, Mark Norman's he's a new Netflix special
out. He's a very widely respectedamongst top comedians that you know. You

(01:15:43):
know his name, his name isNorman. He's all right, So that's
the degree of difficulty is he isgoing to be obviously making some joke answers,
and I believe he's pretty drunk.I caught him late after because Bird
did three shows, and that's liketen o'clock. Mark's already done his show.
There's a ton of And that's onething about the Burt Kreischer Cruz is
they do not shy away from Hey, everyone, let's get hammered like they

(01:16:04):
will make like by the way,he had the whole boat too. I
was wondering because with like the Gronkowskicruise, it was a lot of Gronk
fans, but also found there wereno kids and it was and Bert would
get on the p a hey,guys, let's drink the boat dry.

(01:16:25):
I found. I found Mark Norman. If you don't know who he is,
here's a little bit about him.Folks want to know more about you.
How would you injury like you justmet me on the street. How
would you introduce yourself to me?I'd say, go to grinder dot com
and uh yeah, I'll see onAl Jazeera. So that's where he is,
all right now, very drunk.If you guys match two out of
Mark Norman's answers to these family feudstyle questions. I will reward you with

(01:16:48):
a continued month of NonStop food drops. Okaybody, So reason surprize is so
good is because he knows is nextto him? Will continue. MENACE's birthday
months was sadly the birthday month hascome to. But you can have the

(01:17:09):
food drops continue if you can matchMark Norman. Let's start with Gregory.
Yes, first question, name somethingyou'd hate to find floating in your coffee?
All right, floating in your coffee? Condom, condom, my hair?

(01:17:30):
But again he's joking. I'm gettinggreg always getting the game. It's
food drops, Greg yeah, focuswill okay, condom? Yeah, I
mean yeah, because most people Ithink would say a bug hair, yeah,
pube just okay, let's but Imean harold hair. I would get

(01:17:57):
cover. They're very liberal family feudwith the writings, right, okay,
all right, let's do you wantme to go with condom, condom or
choice? Yeah, let's say let'sgo with condom. Then I got to
answer answer. I see, ifwe get a point, name something you'd

(01:18:17):
hate to find floating in your coffee? Hate to find? Fuck, jeez,
I guess a miscarriage. Oh mydamn knows of your life, Mark,
A miscarriage, yes, which Iknow is a sad day, but
it can really get out of abind. I was gonna say, I
was gonna say a baby. Iwas gonna say a dead baby. And
I was like, oh that's alittle I would have get redit for that

(01:18:40):
one. Damn so close. I'lltell you I'll keep that one in case
of a tie later. We'll keepthat God, all right? What is
your family feud? Featuring comedian MarkNorman ven Yes, name something drivers often
do if they spot a police car. Oh, what would this guy say?
Put your drugs in your butt?I's gonna say, but you got

(01:19:04):
drugs, or just say I didn'tdo it, eat your drugs. I
was gonna say, crap out thewindow, just as a cop behind you.
Ye, not to the cop,just the if you spot a police
car, spot if you're driving,throw your beer off the tell the girl
to stop giving you a beach.Not not what your boyfriends do, say

(01:19:29):
guess but drug Ye? See,I cannot pulled over necessarily. I mean
the brakes would be well, hemight say, flip them off, you
know something like that. Don't yourbooze out the window. I think Ravey
got it right. To be honest, I think I nailed it. Yeah,
it's right. What was it again? Like, tell your tell your
girlfriends? Yeah, all right,continue drinking, Continue drinking for on the

(01:20:00):
board of the point. Name somethingdrivers often do if they spot a police
car, white or black? Yourchoice. Oh, if you're black,
I think you keep going. Ifyou're white, you put the beer between
your legs. Mark, last timeyou were pulled over? What was it
for? I was given it?Oh, so we are we are adjacent
to hiding whatever you've got? Givecredit point man. Yes, he was

(01:20:25):
also on trap Damn. I shouldhave went with dead baby. Yeah,
hiding whatever you got? Yes,so we're on the board. Yeah,
wow, hey, quit drinking?Yes, rip, all right, come
on, you got this? Okay, come on guys. Sammy Sammy featuring
Mark Norman. What do your familyfeud? Name? Something people wear to

(01:20:48):
avoid a sunburn? Sunscreen is adrunk comedian. That's the big comedy.
That is Mark. Yeah, somebodyelse's skin. You wear somebody else's skin,
silence of the lamb style. Ilike it. I like it.

(01:21:13):
Something you would wear. Yeah,I guess a moo moo another person.
Yeah, kind of as I meanthat's the it's gonna make like an Irish
joke or something. Kilt killed.This is this one's tough. Yeah,

(01:21:34):
I mean I like your answer.Yeah, I'll go with what he's answer.
I'll go somebody else's skin. Yeah. Okay, I'm not super confident
in it. Okay, all right, but let's let's see what we got.
Name something people wear to avoid asunburn. Clan hood, Oh,

(01:21:55):
clan hood comedy specials on it flakes, right, but I need to know
where to put it into my cutewhere's your comedy? Especially? Gee,
I just need to know he's acomedian. I just want to be trying
to be fun. I mean,he's killing it them would have, you
know, on the water propical place. All right, So it's a what

(01:22:25):
do you show family feud? Ifthere were an award for quote loudest in
the zoo, which animal would winit? Loudest in the zoo? Uh?
Monkeys, monkeys, my girlfriend,my wife, a toddler in animals
in the zoo. Yeah, maybelike like some kind of like hillbilly white

(01:22:47):
track. Maybe tie in a fatperson. He'll say, like joy behar
or something like that. Oh ah, god, fat people all fat people
cruise. A fat people's might bemore in the brains. Yeah yeah,

(01:23:08):
maybe a fan you know in thenews. Oh he's on the Brooke Christ
cruise. Yeah, I would saylike, uh god, I would say
like hillbilly white trash. I mean, okay, uh no, I stand
down, never mind, damn,it could be specific. All right,

(01:23:30):
Menace, you're the one who's soamped up about this breakfast term. Uh
go a Bert Kreisler fan, aBert Kreisler fan. All right, answer,
I'll go with that. All right, here we go. If there
were an award for loudest in thezoo, which animal would win? That?
This is getting racist loudest in thezoo? I guess I gotta go

(01:23:51):
with elephant. That's good to getthe trunks very loud trunk. Yes,
exactly said the word elephant. ButI'm sticking along lines of fat people park
such a normal geez. All right, maybe we needed to regroup. Let's

(01:24:13):
regroup, all right, and thenwe'll come back and see if we can
win. Got one, we gotone, one more, one more more.
Let's regroup, refocus our energies andsee if we can pull off this
round of Woody Show Family Feud nextHangouts, don't go anywhere. The Woody
Show will be right back. Theshow is back, all right. So
the Chrysier Cruise, which we're gonnahave some more audio to share with you

(01:24:36):
because there was a lot to uhcover. There was a lot that was
uncovered. Yeah, there's one thingthat was the talk of the cruise.
Yeah. Every comedian that every personI talked to referenced it. Yeah,
and I had you texted to us. That's the thing. I said.
I had the best view arguably besidesa few other people. Yeah, of
this thing. Yeah. All right, so we'll get into all that,

(01:24:59):
but we're trying to win another monthof non stop food drops from Sea Bass
in this round of what do youshow family Feud? Halfway there, Yeah,
we have one point already, Weneed one more point. Now.
This is Mark Norman Media on Netflix. Yep. Now, the texts are
a lot of Mark Norman's fans.Somebody said, Raby, you're so wrong.

(01:25:19):
He's the shirt that's corrective text.So let's go over to certified hater
Raybe for this food question. Allright, So Raby, you are up,
name something you need to eat beforeit melts, Before it melts I
mean ice cream is the obvious answer. Answer alright, p with Joan Rivers.

(01:25:45):
Shit, Well, I'm trying tothink like Mark Normany. He's had
a very normal answer for the zookdid but that was just a point that
was off brand. That was offbrand. I'm trying to I'm trying to
think like where it melts before melts, something you got to eat before it
melts? Walt Disney's head famous.Yeah, that's not true, I think,

(01:26:05):
Yeah, is he gonna go withWiener? Why would a Wiener melt?
Maybe his sperm donation and there yougo, Yeah, like a frozen
pop pop of sperm. Yeah,I don't know. I'm trying. I'm
trying to think like like he would. He's also drunk, so he's a
politically incorrect comedian and he's drunk.There any racist tie ins melts already said

(01:26:35):
hood for one of the answer.Yeah, but then there was that elephant
answer right, that's one answer though, I'll say frozen sperm pop then answer
answer. All right, let's seewhat we got name something you need to
eat before it melts? O?Can we be dirty? Yes? Okay,

(01:26:57):
when you were single, did youhave a technique for eating that sure,
Sure I would. I would puton a bib and I would bring
uh tabasco. There you go.She didn't like it, but she already
had a burning sensation, so wegot it. You know, no word
Yeah, oh he did say wienerno drunk. We asked on a woman

(01:27:26):
the way they don't have those.Ye wasn't thinking about that. It's always
on the brain over here. Wehave one more shot at this name something
it would be rude not to do. Again, not to do while you're
being introduced to a stranger. Namessomething that would be rude not to do
when you're introduced to a stranger.So normal people would say, like,

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looked your hands the name right,Yeah, say nice to meet you.
We'll a radar, Sammy, moveand don't lately contact walk away you like
Sammy, just do nothing done withyou? Uh? Maybe rude not to
eat somebody, show them your peanuts, right, have sex with them,

(01:28:12):
pull your pants up, not toshow them if you go to the Juggalo
gathering, that will happen. Yeah, So I don't think that's on his
r I would say, like,you know, show your show your peenismo.
Yeah, let's I'm I'm gonna stickwith have sex with them sex right?

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All right, strong answer. Let'sfind out if we win this prize
something it would be rude not todo when being introduced to a stranger.
I guess the old twist. Hey, all right, there you go.
That's my ex Booby Twister. Yeah, he did give me one there.
Yeah. Sorry, Well the fooddrops have stopped about that. Yeah.

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Show's next tank now that my god. You love this show, The Woody
Show. All right, welcome backeverybody. It is Wednesday morning. We
are the Woody Show. Ye,Bravey's got nerd now coming up here in

(01:29:23):
just a moment for you. It'sin the world of nerds. Who got
some of the Woodies Show fun facts? Check out on the Woody Show mail
call. It is the first ofNovember and a couple of the holidays.
Today, it's a scented candle day, Sammy. Greg likes those two?
Love them. You have a particularbrand, like Yankee candle or I like

(01:29:45):
the Capri blue. Yeah? Isthat a brand or is that like a
scent? That's the brand. Thescent is volcano and it's kind of like
a grapefruit. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah it sounds good. Now,
where does a fella get one ofthose, Well you can't a fella.
A girl would probably get it atAnthropology, but a fella can get it
on Amazon. So I uh,I overheard a conversation two people were arguing

(01:30:12):
the better place to get scented candlesand it was either Yankee candle or bed
Bath and Beyond, okay, orBath and body Works. I think you
might mean, oh yeah, yeah, this one's closed. It's that stinky
place at the mall. So BathomBodyworks does have really great candles, especially
if you get the three wig andthey smell up a room really great.
But they burn quickly because they're sobig. But they're so efficient and smelling

(01:30:36):
up a room. Okay, Yankeecandles sounds live, laugh love basic.
Cheap Yeah, well no, they'renot cheap. The one. They're the
one, the one that I reallylike. My wife gets it every year
around the holidays. It's there likeChristmas tree Yankee candle man, because we

(01:30:57):
have an artificial tree man. Thisthing is like you walk in the house
at any time and just from likehaving it on for like an hour,
burning it like an hour like thenight before the house is like the perfect
amount of Christmas tree scent not overpowering, really very natural smelling. That's what
I get from the body works thatyou don't want it overpowering, So that
one I like. Today, Greg, is National Cook for your Pets Day

(01:31:21):
every week, Yeah, every weekand on the food tip. Today is
World Vegan Day, no thank you. Today's National Cinnamon Day. It's a
National deep fried Clams Day for clamand today is National calzone Day. Now

(01:31:42):
we're talking where the cow zones at. Love me some calour, Woodie.
If you want to call in theafter hours voicemail anytime after ten am,
you can leave us a message therelike this person. It's a bad gay,
Greg. Oh oh, it's abad gay looking for some dating advice
from you? What show? Longtimefan, longtime listener from Texas. My

(01:32:03):
question is actually for Greg because I'ma very bad gay initially, and I
figured maybe Greg had some dating adviceto share on air. I mean,
he's the one who met someone,so honestly, any stage advice you'd have
to offer, I'd be open tohearing it. Love you all all,

(01:32:23):
babe, I know, and Ravyyour last lights up my day. The
rest of you keep doing what you'redoing today. Awesome thanks for teaching me
to join fun every day bite.I got a handful of comments for him.
Number one, there's no such thingas a bad gay. Now,
it depends on who you ask.Well, if you talked to you,
Mike's the showkiller. If you askthe closed minded, single minded gaze,

(01:32:45):
then they will say there is.Unless you toe the line everything that you
share every stereotypically gay share every opinion, don't have a mind of your own,
then they'll call you bad. Uhthat's number one. Number two met
Mario on Okay Cup. It don'tknow if that's a thing anymore. I
don't shy away from online stuff,but when it comes time to meeting somebody,

(01:33:06):
I've always said, have a timelimit on that first date, like
say something like, oh yeah,I'm free Friday up up until let's say
eight o'clock. Because that way,if it goes horribly, you're out.
Yeah, if it goes great,you make plans and look forward to the
next time you hang out. Oryou can just go like, uh,
hey, would you like to doLike you just be straight up like,

(01:33:28):
hey, so I'm sure you've donethis before. I only budgeted for a
certain amount of time, but Ithink this is going really well. Well,
yeah, because they're not even gonnacare that you said that, because
they're gonna feel flattered because it's goingwell. And yeah, I actually don't
want to leave. But the samework for chicks rave Samy, Like I
said, right, idea. Tobe honest with you, we only schedule
this for like I had something Igot admit I did lie. I told

(01:33:51):
you I had something going on afterthis, but I wasn't sure how this
was going to go. And it'sgoing great. But it's going great.
I do have some time. Wouldyou like to go grab a by to
eat? Oh? Yeah, Ilove too. Yeah, so that would
love to do that, you liar. Yeah, this isn't even my hair
or my eyelashes or that or myboobs. It's all fake. Yeah.

(01:34:14):
I would think in the gay worldto be like, look, I'm running
out of time, so do youjust want to hook up in the parking
or the bathroom or the bathroom?All right? We also have an after
hours voicemail here. We had thatlist of the places that I guess Menace
was telling us about how this thingwas going viral. Everybody was talking about
this list of places that the firstdate list that places that you shouldn't go,
like women say they don't want togo on a first day everywhere pretty

(01:34:39):
much a lot of places, prettymuch. And I saw in the comments
people like, who are these womenwho don't want to go to this place
or that place? We'll here's alittle follow up on the after hours voicemail.
I'm a little stone, but Iwas catching up on the podcast Don't
Take People and I chick one timeinstead of going on out for drinks,

(01:35:00):
how about were going out for icecream? And her eyes lit up.
We dated for three months. Itwas pretty awesome, just saying never use
it again probably and yeah never willyou know? Thousand with that one?
Anyway? Back bye? Whoa?Alright, alright, alright, alright,
yeah pretty good. But I'm hangingout because you know the thing about the

(01:35:21):
high school girls, right they loveice cream? They love ice cream?
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. I lives in after hours voicemail.
I ate seven seven forty four?What that's eight seven seven forty four?
What show? What I got?That sound really high? Oh god,

(01:35:45):
oh I'm a little stone. Yeah, little Holly, why don't we last
dream months? Yeah? Alright?What do you show? Fun facts?
Earth? Has earthquakes. The moonhas moonquakes. That's cool, Yeah,

(01:36:08):
right, they have. They happendue to tidal stresses connected to the distance
between the Moon and the Earth.Who yeah, yeah, living there.
Yeah. We were talking about what'sthe best way to get like wax and

(01:36:29):
crap out of your ears like whatever, your ears are really dirty or whatever.
But ear wax production can increase withstress or fear. Can you imagine
how much wax is in Greg's ears? It's probably you can't hear anything,
right what. He's stressed and he'safraid of everything from butterflies to flying and
getting more afraid by the day.Yeah, so ear wax production can increase

(01:36:53):
with stress for fear, so waxy, that's gross. See here, what
sho fun facts not the calories.Know that they're a calorie. If you
ate an entire human being, thatwould be approximately eighty one thousand and five
hundred calories gees. That's enough tosurvive at least a few months. Wow,

(01:37:17):
eighty one thousand, five hundred calaries. Well, if he ate the
whole thing, right, Okay,Sammy's probably only twelve thousand galleries. Braby's
probably yeah, yeah, Bravy's wayless than the standard, but like you
know, Messerai, My god,dude, what do you think we would
be save months or a year?Yeah, we would be like prime rib

(01:37:38):
year, you know what I mean. Yeah, we'd be first to go
the Donner party. And finally,what to show fun fact? Vincent van
Go didn't start painting until he wastwenty seven years old. He died when
he was thirty seven. So inthose ten years he did about eight hundred
and sixty paintings and average about oneevery four days, and only one of

(01:38:00):
them sold while he was alive.That's so weird that. Yeah, he's
known as like one of the greatestartists of all time sold only one painting
while he was alive. Didn't evenstart until he was twenty seven. That's
that's pretty snay fascinating. It's likeRicky Gervais. Ricky Draves didn't really start
doing comedy until he's forty. Yeah, that's at least host see success.

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Yeah. Yeah, of course there'syour WOODI Show fun facts for this Wednesday
Morning show. This is nerding Outwith Ravy and what's nerd out about in
this Wednesday Morning Rave? So theHunger Games, The Ballad of Songbirds and
Snakes is a Hunger Games prequel movie. It's coming out November seventeenth, and

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it's kind of behind the eight ballin that maybe some fans, even though
it's right there in the title,don't know how it's related to the og
Hunger Games movie. They don't knowthat it's you know, in the same
world, even though, like Isaid, it's in the title. Well,
Lionsgate has been working with SAG afterand it has received special dispensation.
Everybody's allowed to go out and promoteit. There's a few of those lately.

(01:39:06):
Well, the film is eligible becauselions Gate is not part of the
Alliance of the Motion Picture and TelevisionProducers REAL and that's who SAG's striking against.
So apparently because it's Lionsgate, they'regood to go. So now they
could take advantage of Rachel Ziggler andHunter Schaeffer. They have millions of followers
on social media. Ziggler's already posteda thank you and support of SAG.

(01:39:30):
But you know, very happy thatthey're able to go out and promote the
movie to try to bring people intotheaters to see it. Also keep an
eye out for on the talk showand promotional circuit. Peter Dinklice, Jason
Schwartzman, and Viola Davis. They'reall in this movie as well. Wow.
Francis Lawrence, who directed three ofthe four OG Hunger Games movies,
he directs this movie as well,and his next project is going to be

(01:39:53):
Constantine Too with Keanu Reeves, asequel to the two thousand and five movie.
So he was given an up onthat, saying Constantine Too obviously held
up because of the writer strikes,and he said, we had to jump
through a bunch of hurdles just toget control of the character. Again.
I guess some other entity owned itand was holding Constantine for ransom. He

(01:40:15):
said that he and Keanu have beenmeeting with producer Akiva Goldsman talking about where
they think the story should go.The script still has to be written,
but they hope to make a realrated R version of it. That would
be exciting if it actually comes togetherand happened. I'm Rabian. For more
NERD stuff, check out the Nerdnotp podcast at the woodieshow dot com.
Nerd All right, thank you verymuch, raybolds you got a dog.

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We got some more Woodies show foryou next hang on, baby's jake up
a conversation with the person next toyou who's also second traffick. How's it
going. We'll be right back.Show Dude, Sensitivity Training for a Politically
Correct World, The WITI Show.I don't care about your feelings, all
right, wrap it up here ona Wednesday morning. Yeah, try to

(01:41:04):
tell you what you can fine onthe podcast if you hit up the woodieshow
dot com. Menaces reverse trick ortreating. So you know Menace going door
to door instead of taking candy frompeople last night, he was offering them
stuff. Yeah, yeah, sohe'll knock on the door and everything else.
But yeah, this is no takets. I'll give MENACE's reverse tricker treaty.

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That was the first we've ever donethat before. Plus look back at
the month of October now that Octoberis officially in the books the month in
audio. SeaBASS had that for us. Plus the training news headlines, ravesnrd
out, and more, all onthe Wednesday podcast. Just hit up the
Woody Show dot com. The BurtKreischer Cruise our Friend the Machine. Yes,
Burt Kreischer is hosted a cruise overthe past handful of days, Sea

(01:41:48):
Bass was on board. Yeah,and so he's gonna share some of this.
I'm gonna say, sights and sounds, just the sounds in his radio
from the Chryscher Cruise. That's tomorrowhere on the Woody Show. In the
meantime, you can leave us amessage on the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You cansend us an email email at the Woodieshow

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dot com and of course find uson all the social media platforms at the
Woody Show. Joe Braby, Menace, Sea Bass, Samy, anything like
to add y. Greg Gory partingwords of wisdom please, Yeah, I
meant to get to these yesterday.Don't be spooky, wax your coucie.
That's that's discount Halloween words of Wisdom. Yeah, half off today. Yeah,

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it's in the fifty seventy five percentoff. Ben good point, just
like the hair, Yeah, goodpoint. Yeah, get off. All
right, Thank you very much,Greg Gory, thank you so much for
giving the Woody Show some of yourvaluable time this morning. You know,
we love it, appreciate you forthat. The rest of you guys can
suck it. We will catch youback here on Thursday. Have a great
day. SMDUBM I quit is bitch.