The Woody Show November 22nd 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show November 22nd 2023 Podcast

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is now in session. EG,good morning everybody. It is Wednesday.
It is November the twenty second,twenty twenty three. Beyond the Woody Show,
it is a holiday week. Sowe are on break today right coming
back on Monday. But we dohave a show lined up for you today

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that if you haven't heard, it'snew to you, going up for you
today on the show. Odd thingsthat people flex about, and I know
how much you hate the slang theirsea bass, but you know an odd
flex weird yeah, brag right exactly. Also we love Morgan's hypothetical questions.
We got that on there. Alsoa kid that's smarter than sea bass.

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Yeah bust, some ma cameo onthe cheap O menace, be wondering,
and some other things that are comingup for you this morning. Odd baber
eye roll all to come this morninghere on The Woody Show. How's everybody's
sleep been lately? Uh? Notgood? A little bit better, a
little bit better in the beginning,as you know, Yeah, but I

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thought maybe the were you you werestarting to nap, right, Yeah,
it didn't didn't take real health likethe longer naps. No. Beginning of
the year horrible for me. Yeah, but I've gone a lot better.
See, Menace is one of theyou hear those things all the time about,
you know, turn off all thescreens and stuff, like an hour
hour and a half before you goto bed. Yeah. Now it's not

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just the screens, but like Menaceis constantly on the move. I don't
know if he can sit still.Yeah. So he's constantly going from place
to place in this place, inthis place like so, no wonder,
he's just always amped up. So, no wonder I can't he can't sleep.
My sleep used to be pretty bad. I've finally gotten into like a
like a balance with it during theweek. On the weekends, I could

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sleep no problem. Yeah I'm jealousof that. Yeah, but oh yeah,
a couple of weekends ago, Islept thirteen hours. Oh my god,
that's when I wasn't feeling well.I'm up at five really, Oh
no way. Heck on on Saturdayand Sunday mornings, I don't allow myself
out of bed until ten am.What if you're wide awake and it's eight.

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You just lie there. I canroll back over and go to sleep.
I go, nope, stay inthe gate because I can, and
I make myself I know, Itry. Yeah. So no matter how
early or how late I went tobed the night before, I'm not getting
out of bed on a Saturday orSunday morning unless we have something going on.
You got to leave the house,sure, but I'm not getting out
of bed until ten a m.See. I think if I wake up
and if it's going to be ahalf hour of being wide awake, it's

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the point of no return. Yeah, I'll just get up. I'll get
up. I just lie there.No one will be awake in my household,
even the dogs, and I'll justlike go get coffee. Totally.
Yeah. Now sometimes that I amup, like not when we normally get
up for this show, like thismorning, but like you know, like
a day off and I've been upand out early, like I do.
Like there's something about that morning,son, I do like the first sun
of the morning. Yeah like thatwhy yeah, that kind of crispness you

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know of the air, like Ido. I do like all that stuff.
Stand in the backyard, breathe itin right now, people experience a
bad night's sleep and average of threepoint six four times per week. Yeah.
According to a new sleep study,so you're not alone. If you're
sleeping like crap, you're not alone, it seems everybody. And it finds
that twenty seven percent of people admitthey sleep much better without their partner in

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the bed with them. I reallybelieve that's saying. Yeah, eight percent
have considered getting separate beds to improvesleep. You should. Yeah. Sleep
experts advise going to bed ninety minutesbefore or after your partner. I do
that to help you sleep better andto save your relationship. Yeah, I
go to bed earlier. Yeah,yeah my partner. Yeah, because you
know, back in the fifties andsixties, it was very common people had

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sleeping in separate beds. Yeah,so awkward. This, this whole article
is about how that's been slowly makinga steady comeback over the last ten years.
And I get it. I getit. My wife is absolutely against
the idea. Yeah, I'm againyou believe she just for emotional reasons.
Say, can you believe she wantsto be in a bed with me?
Why would you want that she wants? I mean you look at her,

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and you would get like, whyyou want to be in a bed with
her? I get it. Mymom will kick my dad out and he
has to go to the guest roombecause he snores like a mother effort.
Yeah. Like, if it's oneof those things I'm not feeling well or
whatever, like I am more thanhappy to go to the guest room stay
there. Like I don't want toleave and go sleep on a couch somewhere,
but like to go to the guestroom. Fine, I I just
don't want to mess up in bed. Yeah. Over fifty percent of couples

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say they're open to the idea ifit helped them sleep better. I would
ask, what's the most annoying thingsabout sharing in bed with somebody? In
this order? Stealing covers, tossingand turning, waking them up, the
other person falling asleep with the TVon, or in my case, like
I'll put like a podcast or theDave Ramsey Show or something like that.

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And that's because I otherwise my mind'sgoing on other things. I need to
refocus my mind on something that's notwork or things around the house, and
then I can fall asleep. Butif it's if it's silent, it's harder
for me to fall asleep. Andmy wife is the opposite. If there's
any noise in the room at all, she cannot sleep. She'll be up.

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See if I'm in the living roomTV, I'll fall asleep in two
seconds. If the TV's on inthe bedroom, wide awake. Oh really,
yeah, we are wide awake.It's the couch. Maybe it's the
couchy. I think I don't evenneed if I lived a sleepers on the
couch, I wouldn't even need abedroom a couch yeah yeah, so yeah,
stealing covers, tossing and turning,waking up, falling asleep with the
TV on. Snoring is before numberone. I can even sleep through someone

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snoring. Really, Yeah, that'sa miracle. I have no problem.
Really, if I'm tired, Ihave no problem falling asleep. That's why
I can sleep on planes, Ican go home, I can nap and
still fall asleep at night. Yeah, the TV could be blaring, dogs
running all over the house. Yeah, all the lights on. I could
sleep in that situation. But snoring, that'll h And also when they've got

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the lights on while you're trying tosleep. Sometimes my wife is the queen.
She'll be laying in bed and shehas the torch on the phone on
I called the torch the light,the flashlight. And she's laying in bed
and it's facing, you know,towards the foot of the bed. I'm
like, and for whatever reason,like if I'm half awake, you know
how you can sense light even whenyour eyes are closed or whatever. Of

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course I hope up. But ofcourse I turn the goddamn torch off.
Why does she have out of bedyou're in bed, Just just turn it
off because she used it to getinto bed and then she just never turned
it off. It's not facing her, you know, right in the eyes.
A few more random stats from thepole. When your partner is gone
on a trip, do you stillstay on your side of the bed or
do you sprawl out? I stayon my side, stay on I do

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too. Yeah, I'm used toit. Yeah. We'll be out of
town for like work trips or whatever, and totally alone in the hotel,
I sleep on myself. If you'restanding at the foot of the bed facing
where the pillows go, which sidedo you sleep on? Minds the right
mind too? Bit in the hotel, we would never work as a couple,
because I would Is that the sidethat's closest to the door in my

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No, my house closest to theback side of that. I thought the
man is supposed to be on theside that's closest to the door. Are
you kidding, Well, we havedoors on either side. No, I
don't want to do that. Mydoor leads to the say, yeah,
I should be that way if someoneor something you're the first person. No,
I don't know, because then Ineed to be able to fight them
off to save the kids. Like, so I'll sacrifice her, Okay,

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you know if you throw the steakto the bear to you and then you
keep running while you go and savethe rest of the camp, Okay,
you know kind of thing like yeah, I'll just like toss her like right
toward the intruder and then if youhave a plant, yeah, and then
I'll go save the kids, right, you know, because they're young.
They deserve to live. Sure.Sixty percent of people said they sprawl out
they don't stay on their side camp. Sixty four percent of people say they

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almost always shower before bed. Ohyeah, and over half said they'd be
grossed out if their partner didn't Iguess it makes sense, like you have
all the grime of the day aday. I do love a shower before
bed, but I don't always dothat sometimes in the morning. Forty percent
of adult so they still sleep witha stuffed animal or a blanky like they

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did when they were a kid.I do blanket, I believe. Is
it like a kid's blanket? Yah? Yeah, the one that you show.
Okay, I quilt in my cribwhen I was a baby. Oh
my god, Like practically every nightof my life unless I'm vacation. Is
your mom still pumping that she sendme the breast felt? Yet she never

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stopped. Yeah, she never stopped. Like when when Sammy goes to visit
her parents, she like crawls upon her mom's lap and starts feeding my
mom my mom. Oh yeah,yeah, tells me if you could,
you would know what a blanket haveto do with my parents her mom's breast
to suckle. It's the attachment tochildhood's attachment to like, you know,

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never wanted to leave your parents' side, and you know, maybe that blanket
is is that blanket was that?What does that represent it? No?
I think I just such how I'mused to sleeping. Now, So even
if I don't have that specific blanket, I do hold whatever blanket is in
the bed with me while I sleep. Okay, yeah, do you pack
it with you when you go ona trip or something like that? I
think I did through high school,college ish. And then it just was

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like, do I have room forthis? Really? Are we still?
Are you? I could see ittook him a lot of room. Are
you a pillow hugger? Yes?Like I on my side and the pillows,
yeah, and then I hug one. I have one under my head
and then one on either side ofme. I kind of box myself in.
Yeah, and that I mean thatcould be a replacement for a stuffed
animal though, yeah, kind ofor human all right. And then finally,

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if you're having trouble sleeping, sleepexperts say to make sure that you're
avoiding certain foods before bed dairy,alcohol, spicy food, sugary, salty
snacks. So what should you stackon before bed? If it's all that
good stuff like that, what shouldyou think? I guess? Now they
have some decent stuff on this list. Fruit, peanut, butter, no
fruit, there you go, Greekyogurt, yeah, ravy, vegetables or

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my favorite dark chocolate okay, fruit. Yeah, see that I can do.
But if i'm if I'm drinking,that'll be I'll sleep even worse than
I normally. Isn't that weird?Yeah, you fall asleep in two seconds
and then you wake up, thenyou're up later? Is that because is
it convert the alcohol converts to asugar or something like that. I've never
understood, and then the sugar,you know, get your wired wired sleep

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its horse. Yeah, I heardI heard something about that. Yeah,
and don't quote me on that,but I've remember hearing something about it.
I've noticed that with beer a lot, That's the one that I'll always wake
up. There's a lot of carbs, and the carbs convert sugar, right,
and then you just grab you andput your thumb in your mouth and
then at your mom's breastfeed exactly doesyour mom still have like a like a

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monitor on you, like while yousleep so she can watch you from wherever
she is? Well, yeah,I mean I don't what if I die
of sids? Yeah right right,yeah, she's in her thirties. Yeah,
but what if it's like sudden thirtysomething? Yeah, death, death,
yeah, whatever, that would beI don't know, death syndrome.
Yeah, my favorite radio show,The Woodsy Show. You guys are amazing,

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especially Woodsy, especially Woodsy. Heis great. Yeah. I agree,
well most of the time. Onetime I agree with that. What
do you show food news? Oh? Yeahs all right? So what this
is something I got do on yourown. An ice cream sandwich featuring McDonald's

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hash browns and the mcflurry is nowon the internet and it's a trend that
people are trying. It was startedby this Australian TikToker, a mcfrurry hash
brown Okay, no, not okay, people dip French fries and frosties.
That's a good point. That's dumb, and this is so much more of
an effort. Agreed to hash brownsand then an oriole mcflurry in between them

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to make the sandwich described as salty, crunchy, potato ye sweet? I
see waste of time? Okay,god, but what about fun? What
about your pies that you put mayonnaisein between? Which was obviously okay?
But you don't think this is astunt and a joke, right, so
that I wouldn't. I would reportit as quote good food is I wouldn't

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be like minutes, be like,oh a little best, I'll try it.
My only thing is anything food relatedgets sent to us a number of
times, and we've gotten sent usa few different times. And then I
saw something getting written up about it, like, hey, we tried to
mc flurry hash brown right, letit be. You can never let it
be. You can never let itbe. Try it all right, Domino.

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And the only thing I was figuringout while you were talking about that,
could I get to make flurry inthe morning with the hash Browns?
Probably? Yeah, Actually I don'tknow. I try to forget out how
to make this happen. When didthey open up the machine? Yeah,
you know, your best bets willgo there, your best bets to go
there right around eleven o'clock, solike the end of breakfast, beginning of
lunch, and pray that the machineworked and pray I got there around that

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time recently, and I said,because the breakfast menu was still is that
is it just breakfast? I waslike, no, you can get both.
I'm like wow. Which they hadthe McDonald's breakfast for a while all
day, but wasn't menace. Whata great new trend I've found is you
go to Taco Bell, you geta big baja blast, then you get
a hard shell, crunchy taco.Soak it in the baja blast for like

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half hour. Okay, amazing fora guy who's into doing things to you
know, get attention, stunty kindof things. I'm surprised. Yeah,
I'm surprised that you are just forscience, but to pretend this is anything,
but you're you're so triggered, you'rebig mad about it. I am
thinking mad. It's a big madbecause I mean, it wasn't him that
day, because when I like blendedthe baja, they talk about meal for

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Greg and that was intentionally terrible.Pretend this isn't intentionally terrible. Is lying
to yourself. I don't know,Ravy. I thought I thought it sounded
gross, and then Ravey made agood point about like, you know,
dipping fries and a shake, getchocolate shake. That's that's not bad.
I've done that. That's not best. So maybe it is, okay,
I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't sandwich guys, you do

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it today or it menace? Justget the the hash browns and then get
to make flour whenever you can,and then just put the hash browns in
the air fry real quick. That'llput them back. I got rid of
the air fryer you did. Whywrong with you? This is the show?
What are some things that people flexabout but shouldn't? I mean I

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got a number of them. Yeah, but one I've always said before,
like just bragging about how much drinkingor weed smoking they do. Like the
the one part I don't get withthat, the bragging against like I can
drink thirty beers and not get drunk. Why why would you want to do
that? I don't know. It'sjust like, you know, all right,

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you're an adult, so I meanit was I guess it was more
impressive when you weren't twenty one andyou had access to whatever it was,
because that was more the flex about, like how you had access to you
know, you were young and dumband everything else. But now that you're
an adult, like, dude,you're thirty five, and people that you
know brag about how much they drink. Oh yeah, oh dude, really

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I can drink you under the table. All right. Yeah, I'm saying
you hear adults, not my friends. Okay, I'm saying but you hear
adults who will claim that, andthat's always so pathetic. Yeah, I
mean, I'd rather get drunk offone drink financially. Financially, why do

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I want to drink ten? Whata money saver? I mean, I
got about a billion things I couldadd to the list. But we'll go
around the room and also on thephones. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody, if you want to callin and be part of the conversation.
Again, what's something that people flexabout but shouldn't eight seven seven forty four
Woody or hit us up of thattext over to two to ninety seven.

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I'm sure Greg got about one thousandof them. Two few. Would you
like me to start? I would. My Number one is the type of
car you drive. A car doesn'tmake you cool. Anybody could have that
car. I mean maybe not financial. But because you have a fast car,
a strong car, it doesn't makeyou fast and strong. Right,

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Your car might be impressive, doesn'tmake you impressive. No, it makes
him feel impressive exactly. Yeah,because I know Greg at one point,
Yeah, this is years ago,he had this car and he got another.
Greg has gotten more cars than anybodyI know in the time that I've
known him, really, that's true. A lot of cars. Yeah,

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so he had gotten a car,and I'm like, wait a minute,
didn't you just get a car.I just didn't feel good about myself driving
myself drying it didn't make me feelgood. And then most recently, I
had a scratch on the bumper.I had it repainted and it didn't look
quite right. Yes, so hewent, that'd be fair. Greg wasn't

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flexing about it. I just hada different car, Like I thought,
you just got a car now anesthetic. Yeah, I didn't like it.
Yeah. And then another thing too. And I've only done one cruise in
my life, but there's people oncruise ships who flex about how many cruises
they've been. Oh. Yeah,they make such a big deal on it,
like medallions. Yeah I'm a silvermember. Oh I'm only a blue

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member. Well I've done nine hundredcruisers. I'm a double triple diamond,
platinum. Okay, you get alot of cool stuff though. Yeah,
you're perks, you know if you'rebecause my aunt, if she's cruising,
she's the person that's cruised the most. On any cruise she goes on,
she gets like way upgraded Swedes allthis free alcohol, it's worth it.

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Yeah, And I'm like, youshould flex, Dolores. Flex flex on
them, Doloris. You flex haskind of being like an American Airlines platinum.
Yeah pretty much. Yeah. WellGreg is trying to say is congratulations,
you spent the most money, right, and you went on a lot
of crews Dolores, which does soundawesome. Yeah. Flex. There are
people who's the who's the listener thatwe all Tony Tony? This guy I'm

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like, do you work? Becausehe's like up even for whatever this trait's
this guy. He's probably got thatconstant he does that status because this guy
is always on a cruise always andit's not even a flex. It's just
like it seems like almost every timehe's hitting this up, it's like,
oh wow, I just did ac I just got back from a trip
to wherever, and I'm leaving onSaturday for what? Yeah, where do

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you work? They do you work? What do you do? Did you
inherit? Yeah? Meanwhile, there'sthe other people. And I'll add this
to the list because I already seeit coming in on the text uh eight
one two saying working a ridiculous amountof hours. Oh yeah, you know,
like you. I'm not saying thatyou can't take pride in being a
hard worker having work ethic. Butthere are some people I think that really

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they get off on the idea thatI work eighty hours work great. That
sounds like you're on. Yeah,there's someone like that. What's happens?
I wish I knew someone like that. I know what you're trying to say,
it I'm not I'm not like that. He was that guy long ago.
It was I get here at oneam, I don't leave till one
pm. Well that we were discussingour guess that wasn't a flex, it

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was. It was tossed around incash conversation. Kind here. He used
to be that guy. Thank you, Ray. It's been a while,
but you were that guy. Idon't feel like I was that guy.
We can we call him at thetime. We're glad you came around.
Definitely glad you came around. Menace. I would say, how much debt
you're in now? When I wasyounger, it was all like no people

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with flex like, well, mycollege debt is. Everyone was always trying
to outdo each other on the amountof debt that they were in until they
got older and realized, wait,this actually sucks, you know, Like
they would say, oh, I'mone hundred thousand in Oh I'm fifty thousand
in. Yeah. People do thaton a lot of weird things, Like
we mentioned that, like no matterwhere you go, everybody I don't care.

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You could live in a town ofthirty people and people that are complaining
about the traffic, like, oh, traffic here is horrible, no matter
what's it, everybody has to bitchabout their traffic. And then there whoever's
in the conversation, Oh well,I live in Chicago, and in Chicago
the traffic like, oh well Ilive in New York at the traffic.
I live in LA and the trafficis this. Oh I live in you
know, Wichita the traffic. Yeah. You know it's like everybody thinks that

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their traffic is the worst traffic.I mean, I know you think in
La. Yeah, traffic is onething, dude. Look as I got
older, though, Nashville traffic thesedays. Man. The college stuff turned
into real estate. Well I'm thismuch in the hole in real estate,
like you know how big my loanis and that, and people like would

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try to outdo each other I'm like, why's it's a weird thing to try
to outdo? And then someone height seven seven forty four, what are
you speaking of out doing? Let'sgo to Brandon Hey, Good morning,
Brandon, Hey, what's up?Man? All right? So things that
people flex about but shouldn't. Oh, from a guy's perspective, I hate

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what I've always hated with. Dude'sblest about the number of sexual farders they
had, like every since, likeI was a young age, Like,
yeah, it's bother Like, Ijust I just like to want to snack
the hell out of them when theydo that. Somebody like that. Well,
he's just saying he hates he's likethat. He's not saying gentlemen,

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he's not saying why that's bad.He just says he hates them and he's
jealous of them, wants to hitthem. So why is that a bad
thing? Sir? I don't know, dude, I can't. I just
it's just it's just it's just beena bothersome for me for some reason.
What's your number? I would say, because it's kind of it's tacking.
It's probably not even true room talk, that's true. Yeah, I mean

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I think to a certain to acertain degree, I got a certain age,
you know, like I don't know, I don't think it ever stops.
You don't know, it always rules. I mean, I know,
besides Sea Bass, I know someother like single dudes, and you don't
really I mean you hear like,oh yeah, I went out with this
checker. I'm seeing this checker.But it's not like you know, they're
not they're not talking about being youknow, master swordsmen or slam masters.

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You know I said other than youknow, other than Sea Bass here.
Yeah, yeah, No, Iwas just gonna say, I've always I
always had that one thing in commonwith you, like I never I never
was want to subscribe to from I'vealways had felt the whole connection has some
issues. Also had some big regretin my life. Regret my life.

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I turned down that threesome. Thatwas dumb. Yeah. Also, uh,
you know, uh, the wholeguilt around like the idea of like
a one night stand. That wasstupid. That's yeah, that was that
was dumb. You should change yourperspective and see how you feel. Yeah,
I think there's just a lot ofthings at a certain point, like
you like, what age do youage out of being able to brag about
certain things, you know, withoutbeing tacky or like just I don't know,

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it's embarrassing in a way, it'sembarrassing for you context if that's oversation
or compensating, you're not just sittingin a job interview and saying by the
way, and then like crazy eightseven seven forty four, Woody, it's
eight seven seven forty four. Woodyhit us up with a text over to
two two nine eight seven. Wetalked about never taking your paid time off,

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never taking your vacation days. Howabout this one? Do you know
who my mom, dad or parentsare? Like people that try to use
that like, yeah, that's yourparents, right, Good for you.
I'm many kids, my family.My family's ready. No, your mom
and dad is rich. You aren'trich. You have nothing. You know,
you haven't done anything. If theycut you off tomorrow, you would

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not be okay, right, letus know which thing on that phone on
the text. We'll get to someof the Facebook feedback as well after hours
voicemails. All right, welcome back, weekend homework topic. What are some
things that people flex about but shouldn'teight seven seven forty four Wooding, that's

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eight seven seven forty four Woody andI want to go to Mike here.
Hey, good morning, Mike.Hey, yeah, how you doing.
Yeah, No, it's very prevalentnowadays. But I feel like people flext
their mental disorders o c D ADHDand liked yes, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. I think you know that'sthat goes back to the one upsmanship,
because I feel like people, uhand I agree with you, Mike.
It used to be one of thosethings that you had something and you dealt
with it or whatever, and nowpeople wear I'm almost like a badge of
as. I mean, it's it'slike they can collect as many as you
can get, like you have OCDpsychos and this. Yeah, it's Pokemon
basically, and it's never just one. It's always like the people who you

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know usually have a nose ring,Greg, but also they have like a
laundry list. Oh yeah that theyjust like rattle off to you. Okay.
It's the old school equipment. Thepeople that would just sit there and
go, oh, how you doing. They would give you all their medical
conditions. Well you know, buthaving I've seen it, like, oh
my god, I'm sorry, Iasked trying to be nice. Yeah,
rings our gateway. Yeah, Mike, thank you for the call. Appreciated.

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Listen to what he's show A goodnight. Yeah, he's clearly home
from work right now. Good night. I get I had one of those
jobs. Let's see, let's goto uh, Jeremy Hey, good morning,
Jeremy, Jeremy, good morning show. Morning. All right. So
one of the things that people flexabout but shouldn't when people brag about meeting

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either like celebrities or actors, theylike they brag about like their best friends.
Oh I met this one guy andhe seemed really cool. It's like,
I don't see that as an achievementor something anyone should really brag about.
Yeah, are you talking more aboutlike name dropping? Yeah, Like,
oh, like I met Adam Sandler, I met this celebrity a little
grounding, you know, somebody likeRichard famous, and they're like they think

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they're best friends. Like, oh, I met this guy, and you
know we did. We did thatsarcastically. At one point, I forget
where where they went to eat.Somebody it was a Gregor who was quote
had lunch with Mini driving we hadbreakfast. It was joke, it was
I just said it was yeah,but like that was The thing is like
they went to some place for lunchor whatever, and Minnie Driver was there.

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Yeah, and so oh yeah,we had lunch with Mini Driver.
Yeah. So anytime a celebrities likeat a restaurant that we're at, we
had lunch with them. We hadlunch with the MiG loving Ones. Yeah.
Well, you know, I hadsushi that same place with Tom Morello.
Yep. And what's her name fromthe office, So I thought Rashida
Jones. Oh my god, notto me. I was. We were

(27:33):
literally like with an arms reach ofher table. My wife and I were
sitting there. She was at thetable right next to us, and her
friend was like so nice, andit was like, I guess shea's birthday
and she had brought her a giftand she was just in this mood and
she was like a total bitch toher friend. We felt so bad for
her friend. She was a rottenperson and never being able to hear her
name or see her on the officewithout thinking about that. Yeah, but

(27:56):
yeah, and Jerey, thanks tothe call. But like I like to
peep who you maybe met somebody onceand then they start talking about them just
using like their first name. It'svery casual like, oh, yeah,
so we saw Rashida at and thenyou're like, who, what are you
talking about? Oh, Rashida Jonesbecause you want them to say who like

(28:17):
Rashida who? Oh Rasheia Jones Likeit's so casual and like whatever to you.
Mm hmmm yeah. Like those typesof name droppers I find to be
obnoxious. All right, So whatare some things people flex about but shouldn't
sea bass where they're from, slashwhere they were born? Yes, unless
it was the zoo, there areprobably and definitely millions of people who did

(28:41):
it. Yeah, stay and it'sit's just not interesting. I get that,
you know, it's cart narks orwhatever, like oh I was born
in Brooklyn. Yeah, so weremillions of other people. We played that
clip. I think it was inthe Real Housewives of Atlanta or some other
one of those hood shows where thechick's like, oh man, I'm from
Chattanooga, bitch, Like, whocares, Changa? I think you're not
presenting it fully. You're like whensomebody's in a scuffle and they go,

(29:04):
you don't want to mess with mebecause I'm from a scuffle is where it
comes out, especially, but Iwill throw that to anything in the world.
Yeah, I'm from who cares.I'll put up there too, like
just your nationality, like you hadno choice in that. Who Well,
you're flexing. You're flexing about somethingyou were just kind of born into.
Eat yeah neat yeah, cool,way to go, way to go.

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I don't get it, but it'sokay in conversation, because that's usually how
I started a conversation, just askingsomebody where they're from, because that's it's
interesting to like talk about, youknow, because you might have things to
talk about. People use it again. I'm just offering it right, offering
up as again for the purpose ofthis conversation. A quote flex r right
rights Nott's say nothing cool about you. Yeah, let's go to h Jessica,

(29:47):
Hey, good morning, Jessica,good morning, good morning. How
much people pay for things? No, my shoes were thirteen hundred dollars?
Why yeah? Why? Yeah?Like, if if you paid that much
and you like them, that's great. That reminds me of Greg's one friend

(30:10):
who he had to have the rightseat at lunch, and he wanted to
do it so that he could sitin a way where it'd be showing off
his shoes. He walked by,and he realized it after we sat down.
Oh wait, we need to switchfeet so I can cross my legs
and stick my feet out so peoplesee his shoes. Nobody and on Earth
is going to notice your stupid shoes. Yeah, yeah, he was very

(30:32):
excited about it. Absolutely. Allright, Jessica, thank you for the
call. Appreciate Listen to the WoodieShow. Let's go to how about Joshy?
Good morning, Josh. All right, what's something people flex about but
shouldn't pick up trucks with loud exhausts? Yeah, that's a weird. I

(30:52):
mean, yeah, they're not necessarilythey don't even have to say it,
but I think just by doing itmakes it tough, Like, yeah,
it's cool, it makes you cool. M Yeah, it's it's it's a
flex without having to be verbal,a nonverbal flex exactly. I gotta I
don't know what you're trying to showyour core talking about the ultra lifted like

(31:15):
almost monster truck type ones. Yeah, I saw, I saw the pretty
bad ass and the ones that havelike the right body for it, you
know what I mean. But it'skind of like a bald head, like
it doesn't look right on everybody likesomebody this guy saw the other day had
a super lifted forerunner. I meanthis thing was like, wow, Yeah,
it was like big foot tall offthe ground, but like the body
of a fore runner is pretty narrow. It just yeah, looks super weird.

(31:40):
And unless you're unless it's on thefarm, in the field, it's
it's what they call walmart crawlers.The time. It's impractical and kind of
a pain of the ass. There'ssocial media accounts just dedicated to short girls
trying to get into these trucks.Yeah, it's pretty cool, all right,
Josh, thanks to the call Manshow. Let's go to Zach.

(32:00):
Hey, Good morning, Zach,Zach Hey, good morning. What do
you show? Good morning? Whatare some things that people flex about but
shouldn't. There's some more more nowadaysthan I've ever seen before. But people
like the flights a lot about eitherhow much they steal or how they can
manipulate the welfare system and how theyget so much like ebt and here,
I am working so hard to makeends meet. I make good money,

(32:22):
but by time all my bills aresaid and done, I'm still scraping pennies
and just irritates me to no andseeing people not doing anything and telling me
how much they can manipulate the systemand get free money. I just saw
it, did I tell you guysthat story when I'm standing in line at
the grocery store and the people inline were talking to the checker about like,

(32:42):
oh, well, you know youcould like blah blah blah blah blah.
And they don't even ask for proofof a proof of any kind of
work. Oh good, and ohreally, and they're like taking notes.
I tell you that, like acouple of weeks ago. It's just like
these people like didn't know this,but they're having this conversation about how to
like scam the manipulate. This ishow to scam the sist. Yeah,

(33:06):
yeah, you pay for food.Yeah, this wasn't This wasn't about the
food at all. It's like,oh, no, you know, you
get a check in the mail forwhatever. You don't even have to prove
that you've been working. Great,Oh I'll do it. I'll you doing
that, all right, Zach.Thank you for to call. Appreciate I
appreciate you listening. Somebody says whenadults brag about high school sports achievements,

(33:29):
like that's their whole personality. Yeah, not wearing your seatbelt, not using
sunscreen, bragging about how many peopleyou slept with, bragging about how little
sleep you got this night, allthis things. What about you, Sammy.
Something that people flex about but shouldn't. Not going to the doctor.
People who are like, oh,yeah, you know, I've been in

(33:49):
pain for seven years, but Ijust stick it out. It's like,
maybe, yeah, that's a weirdone. Yeah, I've never understood that.
So many people do that too.When they lane, You're like,
well, have you gone to thedoctor. Oh no, that's just how
it is. Yeah, that's justmy life, is it. I'm board.
I'm on board now with Raby.There was a co worker used to

(34:12):
work here. It doesn't work hereanymore, and it was fat, you
know, and all of a suddendiscovered the gym. Every post, every
post, if it's not in theif it's not in the gym, it's
a pose. Stupid same post ofarms out to the side, like looks

(34:32):
like he's pooping, yeah, right, leaning forward and going yeah. So
I would say, like the thegym rats, you know, like we're
happy for you. Yeah, terrific. Yeah, that's that. And that's
another one of the the one,the one, the one upsman thing,

(34:54):
you know, the the health people, you know, like I could talk
about how, oh I've been tryingto eat better or whatever, how it's
never good enough. We brought thatup, like, oh, you should
be eating bananas. Well I waseating cookies yesterday, but do you know
the card content? Yeah, likeyou know nothing, well you know,
I uh, I'm I'm I'm currentlyeating clean you know. And they go

(35:15):
into all their you know, theirstuff about you know nothing macros and that
stuff. It's like I could doexactly. I housed a whole sleeve of
Oreos just the other day, andtoday I'm having a banana. That's a
step. That's a step in theright direction. Like let's just be happy
with this step, and once weget down to like really getting granular in

(35:36):
the whole thing, I'll come findyou and we can chat about that.
Well, you know you're wasting yourtime on an elliptical, man, Yeah,
Well I was also wasting my timehours on end on a couch,
which was yeah, and it wouldstand up and be like real stiff just
from sitting well getting up as hard. So uh yeah, I think the
elliptical is probably probably a solid,solid improvement. Probably there's some cakes in

(36:00):
the studio. I know, madcakes, you got three cakes sitting up
more what he shows next, don'tgo anywhere right back. I will follow
up to the weekend homework topic,things that people flex about but shouldn't.
The text reminded me of something thatI think Woody and Ravy are guilty of
flexing about. I want to knowif Madace would back me up on this,

(36:22):
because I think we've witnessed it together. When you say to somebody,
depending on where you are geographically,oh my god, it is so cold
here, and then you guys go, this isn't cold, please, it's
not cold. Fact, Well,I'm cold, cold cold people. Where

(36:44):
we grew up it was colder thanthis. This isn't cold. I mean,
okay, somebody in Florida saying coldand somebody insane New York saying cold.
Those are two different things. Sure, But if it's thirty degrees,
it's it's cold. Okay, Butwe're cold like fifty five. That's true.
I almost to it. That's true. Heart attack, that's true.

(37:06):
Vincent says how much they can eatwithout gaining weight. We all hate,
okay. Christy says working in healthcare. You know, other people have jobs
too that are pretty difficult. Kensays how much they paid for their dog.
Things that people flex about, butshugar people. And there's a number
of these, like having a collegedegree while working the same job at the

(37:30):
same pay as someone who doesn't havea degree. It's like you're bragging about
this, or you make even lessthan the person who doesn't have the degree.
It doesn't always equate to, youknow, being better off. Ruby
says. People that say they drinktheir coffee black, Oh yeah, oh
I drink my coffee black. Idon't take cream and sugar. They got

(37:52):
to build my own deck. I'ma real man coffee coffee flex Andrew says,
celebrating their birthday for a month.Who does that? Oh hell yeah,
Ronica has got a good one.Getting a tax refund Oh because you're
supposed to, like, I meandoing it right. Yeah, it's your
money. Yeah, because the government'sholding onto your money interest free, yep,

(38:14):
for all this time. And peoplethink it's just a gift. Yeah.
I mean, look, it's awesomewhen you get one, But the
idea is to here's the thing I'drather be oed than. Oh, of
course, like obviously, Like II'd rather have things be on that side
of of the equation. But ifI can get it pretty close to zero,
that would be winning. That wouldbe winning exactly. Not having to

(38:36):
do taxes. Ethan's got another one, never having to change a diaper as
a father. You know, Inever change a diaper. Cool, Brian
says. People who say they worksmarter not harder, just means that you're
cutting corners and demonstrates lack of motivation, laziness, and entitlement. Sure,
I like work to be easy too, but easy isn't always better. Those

(38:58):
same people expect to get rewarded forworking the easy way. Absolutely true,
That is absolutely true. Like peoplearen't willing to do things the right way
or to a thorough degree, justenough so it passes the inspection. Yeah,
you know, how about the rightway, but just smarter? Well,

(39:20):
I mean, if always looking foran end result, if the end
result is the same. But thereare people you know, is it good?
No, it's good enough, right, you know? And yeah,
and but at the same time,those are the people who well then complained
if they're passed up or yeah fora promotion, or they don't dance,
they don't end up making any moremoney, and you know think, well,

(39:43):
okay, well you're not you're notwilling to do whatever it takes.
I agree with that. Uh eightseven seven forty four. Oh yeah,
weird FlexOS flex those parents that putmy child as a whatever at school elementary
school. Yeah, or even theones on the back of the car that
just display how many people are intheir family, right, you know,

(40:05):
like a cute way of yeah right, yeah, exactly, just adorable.
What he hit us up with thetext over to two two nine eight seven
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(40:29):
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So it's going to be a minute. I'll make a call. Yeah,
I'll do it. Yeah, there'sSammy phones are opening eight seven seven

(41:14):
forty four Wooding. I say,seven seven forty four Wooding. You can
hit us up with the text overto two two nine eighty seven this hour
cameo on the cheap O. God, it's been a minute. Yeah,
it's not too long. Somebody broughtthat up. Well, I mean it
costs money. I get I wasthe one that brought it up because I
was looking for a cameo for mybrother in law who's gonna have a birthday,

(41:34):
and I was looking up Little Romeo. Hopefully you didn't pick that one
Little Romeo the price because I knowthe price. But go on then,
is why was your cousin he littleRomeo? No, not my cousin,
my brother in law. Because whenwe're going through his room and he had
like a little Romeo CD in there, we're making fun of him. So
I thought it would be funny toget a cameo for his birthday. That

(41:54):
would be funny, but a littletoo expensive. Fo. Yeah, that
was like a little too expensive fora joke. So that's coming up for
you this hour. Cavy on theCheapo A couple of things for Greg nice.
So it's called a tigu lizard.I'm thinking of all the things that
have held Greg a captive in hisown home where you can't walk out the

(42:15):
front door. E g U tgoo lizard lizard. Okay, this thing.
It's a four foot lizard that canrun like a t rex and it's
on the loose in the northwest partof England. Oh yeah, I would
be home bound. Yeah, ifone of these is your front door,

(42:37):
you come in. Don't expect meat work. Yeah. So the owner
of pet Encounter, She says thatthe tego name Echo escaped after digging through
her cage when she just left heralone for twenty minutes. That was no
big deal. I mean yeah.They say they can run like a t
rex and may whip strangers with theirtail if they get scared. They say,

(43:00):
I just don't want to anyone havinga heart attack if they're in their
garden sunbathing and they think it's acrocodile. Oh god, you can own
this thing in the UK like thiscan be a pet. Well, it
says pet and counter. I'm thinkingit's maybe like one of those places where
you know, they bring animals sopeople can see them. I don't know
if it's like they brought like snakesin an alligator one time to our school

(43:22):
so they could see them. ButI mean it's not like people had them
as pets. It just run likea t rex. Me. Yeah,
I think just like their a littleyou know, front pause or whatever they're
called claws pause whatever, and they'relifted off the ground. Yeah. Rights.
I also thought about Greg. Thismom on TikTok has gone viral.

(43:44):
It was this over the top reaction. It was a gender reveal party.
She found out that she was havinga girl, and she was bummed.
She was pissed. This is likein Chicago, I think it was.
But she's pulling down the decorations.She knocked over this table and she and
all the other like you know,relatives and the oh oh, mama,

(44:04):
mama, it's a come on,Oh did she already have daughters? She
was, yeah, I know,maybe that's why, Yeah, she was
so boring she already did. Yeah, yeah she knows such. But why
have a gender reveal if you knowit's possible. You could react. Yeah,
she said she didn't want another girl. That's all. Just punched the
husband. It's his fault. Easy, Yeah right, thanks a lot.

(44:29):
Yeah, because that's what I mean. Greg said he would be so bombed.
I'd be pretty I just say,hang, anybody want a daughter?
Yeah? And if everybody said no, just put in the basket and take
it down to the river outside.Yeah, that's that's what Greg has said.
A cardboard box and don't throw atantrum. I think you would love
I think you would love a girl. I do too. I think it
would be fun. And his daughterso cute together, right, so cute.

(44:52):
I remember when Woody's daughter about boystogether like two right yeah, yeah,
show to talk to the people.This collar boy is we should talk
and probe the show. Cameo onthe cheap Oh that's the business at hand,

(45:13):
folks. So you know Cameo.You can go on there and you
know they do have some a listenerson there. I mean those are super
expensive. But a lot of peoplethat maybe you like forgot about the Chocolate
rain guy for example. You know, like just random people. A lot
of a lot of the stuff thatwe have that that plays when you go
in and out of nimercial breaks awhere, what was the one guy the cadi?

(45:37):
Yeah, that guy? You knowthings that you can get those dudes.
I'm sure the teen moms are ontheir menace Oh most likely. Yeah.
Anyway, so we have a littlegame here, and they're broken into
categories. So it might be likea reality show so or it could be
you know, uh, viral superstaruh. And then we have to try
to guess out of the two options, which one is the cheaper of the

(46:00):
two gets from cameo. Whichever oneends up being the cheapest, we have
got any personalized reading. The SeaBass has secured for us the beast part.
So Sea Bass, what's the firstcategory here? Special edition just for
Greg Gory? We have Greg Goryvoice twins and yeah, Raby, I

(46:20):
can tell you and I can tellyou, you know, off the top
of your head because this has beencoming in on the text for years.
Can I guess one guy who's onCamo who's a great Goory voice twin is
is the Rick and Morty guy.He is Rick and Morty, He's on
Archer. He's been on thirty aggressivecommercials. That is Raby. His name
is Escaping Chris Parnell. We havegotten voice. We get it all the

(46:47):
time, literally for your spaceman,right, But Chris's been mister space man.
Here's the clips from him across theyears. Greg Gory voice and Voice
Twine, Horny Ocean Man is onmy lawn side. A toxic cross match
of Target h l A resulted inlyces of cells. Now Jack and Layman's

(47:08):
terms, what do you think thatmeans? Yeah, we're the idiot,
says the genius, have got ahook? Or pregnant? Well, that
last one really sounds like Greg.Is he the guy on Rick and Morty?
He's the dad? And what's what'sthe character name on Rick and Morty?
Is it Jerry Jerry Carry? Okay, that's the text I've seen a

(47:30):
lot also because he can go highand then he goes yeah, yeah great.
Gory. Can I tell you aboutChris Hans vacuum. Perhaps you've seen
my credenza, So Chris Cornell oncameo also a cameo. Something we don't
get as much, but I've saidit a few times is the guy from

(47:50):
the UFCE, Bruce Buffer the announcedOh wow, younger brother of course of
Michael Buffer. Let's get ready torumble guy. Well, Bruce Buffer is
slightly different. It's and much morelame. It's let's get oh, let's
go. I screw that up,screw up. It's it's time, even
worse, even it's time. Sohere he is introducing Connor McGregor, tell

(48:13):
their way, Chopian you wait,Champiana, the they that would be greg
great ye time. I think he'sgood. Yeah. I wish I could

(48:35):
be like he's whipping up the crowdand he's good. Like twenty years.
It's a both those guys on cameo, who is the cheaper as this game
is played, who's the cheaper cameo? Yeah? I said the Rick and
Morny guy all day he got He'sso busy though, but it doesn't these
I would announce your guys always chargedlike crazy. I feel like Archer has

(48:57):
been out for fourteen years right comingto an and the next seasons it's final.
I think Bruce Buffer is the cheaperget Yeah. I feel like though
the Buffers might be guys that overvaluethemselves right, and they're notorious about everything
they do, like being very strict. You can't use any of the right
terminology. I kind of are sohappy. I kind of feel like,

(49:19):
you know, the like the dorkswho might be interested in like the Chris
Chris Parnell, like they got moremoney, money to spend. Yeah,
then you know, say another dragondefinitely more famous. But I'm saying Chris
Chris Parnell's cheaper. Well, GregGory the correct answer to your the like
Chris Parnell, Yeah that's dollars.Yeah all right, Bruce Buffer three wowfs

(49:46):
overvalue. There a lot of thetimes when we get to cameos, the
celebrity has no idea what's going on. They do no research, have no
idea what's what's up. There's like, you know, coffe and yeah,
sure haven't we had Chris Parnell onthe show. No, No, Chris
some resource though he did nice.He found out that La Sea Bass not
just some fan. Oh he's onthe show. Take it away, Chris.

(50:08):
Hello to the Woody Show. ChrisBarnell here with a video message from
Sea Bass. He says you're hisfavorite radio show and he's sending his love.
How amazing is that somebody who's apart of a team can say that
it is his favorite radio He plutedout as apparently others have that Greg Gory,

(50:32):
you and I our voices are ina similar wheelhouse. Yeah, and
he thought it might be fun forme to say some things as you.
Yes, Hi, I'm Greg Gory. Yeah, Armoire, let's spend the
weekend in Santa Barbara. I havea wide selection of cabernets to choose from.

(50:54):
I love respect, and I'm quitejealous of Sea Bass. Oh my
god, that's ever you. KurtParnell did so much research that he didn't
stop at the lines I gave him. He came up with his own life.
This is all. The full motifstarts in the portico, as you

(51:19):
know, and then it continues intothe courtyard as you know. Needless to
say, the centerpiece in the foyeris the first thing your guests are going
to lay their eyes on. Transcribe. Yeah, probably, Greg, my
god, hold on, we gotmore. Don't be afraid to uplight,

(51:42):
don't be afraid to adorn the fountain. I hope I did your voice some
tiny bit of justice. You doindeed have a very fine voice, and
and you should also know that ceBass described your voice as being very let's
see what he say, very fancy, deep and refined. I would agree

(52:02):
with that, keep up the greatwork everybody, and Chris Parnell sign it
off. Wow, so good man, that's carry off right, Ye,
that was great that. Yeah,he did a lot of research. Wow,
that's good. That was what areyou saying? That was one hundred

(52:23):
and forty five? Forty five?That's worth it actually worth yeah by another.
One. One of the things acameo does, what I think is
very helpful is when you go tolike a celebrities page, they'll show you
some recent cameos and they'll give youan average time. So like Chris Parnell
is several minutes long on average,and you can tell he does some research
and goes into this time. He'sso good the fountain, don't be afraid

(52:51):
to uplight. That's so fun Yeah, Camo on the Cheapo. What's the
next next category? Are funky people? Both of these guys also on cameo?
Would you believe in both these guys? Surprised they're alive? Bootsy Collins
on cameo Collins? All right,Bootsy Collins would be not Bootsy Collins.

(53:15):
Moozia all right, Bootsy Collins.I guess if your dad was a really
big fan of funk in the seventies, I don't know by Collins. He
was the guy who's famous for hisbig platforms, shoes and like the big
glasses with the stars in them.One of those people that have zero radio
hits, but I'll play like jazzfast. He absolutely packed. Other funky

(53:37):
guy on cameo Ravy from Park,from Parliament, from Parliament, Funk of
delic Yes, George Clinton's I knowwhat I'm saying. I hope that it's
equal because I want a cameo fromboth. These guys are alive. I

(54:00):
don't know what it was about theseventies, but there was a focus ex
fun explosion, folks fever. Yeah, however you want to call it,
George got to be more right,I would think. So, I would
think George I just saw him doinga show out a casino like a couple
of weeks ago. Oh that's good. Well he's probably getting paid, Yeah,
I think people I still see hisname on a lot of those lineups
beach festivals or Yeah, people knowmore. I would say, probably probably

(54:22):
had a bigger library of hits,well not hits, but just a just
what you're familiar with. Yeah,Bootsy Collins is seventy one. Oh ah,
Bootsy has to be cheeser, cheaper. Yeah, I'm gonna go Bootsy
Collins less. He thinks he's morefamous than he is George Clinton's eighty one.
Ye, your cheaper cameo is seventyfive versus two hundred. Ooh,

(54:45):
and that is Bootsy Collins at seventyfive dollars. No, Bootsy Collins.
He's a fan of the wood Show. Alright. Oh the name is Baby.
I want to send a shout outto my good friends at the Woody
Show. And this is coming fromSea Bass and myself. Yeah. Yeah,
I'd just like to say Raby wholoves Freak to freak, Greg he

(55:13):
loves dude to freak, and Menacewho just loves my cool glasses Bobble by
the power of the one. Otherthan that, there is none. Yeah,
Baby, keep the phone drive allthe way life like you do.
You keep it true. The woodis sholl That's what we do on the

(55:37):
one, baby. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of you can make something
out of that. Yeah, Imean, look by yeah Freak. He's
the guy you kind of hear inthe background on Delights Groovers in the Heart.
Oh really, Yeah, that's Bootsie. Oh fun fact, there reb

(56:00):
nice nice. Yeah, well there'sa there's cameo in the cheap oh everybody.
Yeah. The full motif starts inthe portico, as you know,
and then it continues into the courtyardas you know when we returned, find
out which member of the show hasthe slowest metabolism spoiler alert. It's all.

(56:22):
We are always here for your questions, whether you want to text,
in email, email at Woodies Showdot com or every once in a while.
And we did mention this recently thatwe haven't done and ask the Woodie
Show. The Woody Show helped askthing for a while, but today it's
not your question. It's one ofour own. It's menace. Yes,

(56:43):
who'll be wondering? I have aquestion? Literally in the office, He
goes, Dude, i'd be wonderingabout. I think you might say I
was wondering about. He said,I'd be wondering about I'd be wondering about,
Yeah, talking about hotel check it. Yes, please, okay,
if you have ever worked at ahotel, are you work at a hotel?
Please call into the show A sevenseven forty four, Woody please give

(57:06):
us a ring because I want toknow. Why does it take so long
to check into a hotel? Whywhen you walk up to the desk,
it's like they're playing a video game. I've already inputed all my information.
Yeah, I was gonna see paidthrough the website. I don't feel like

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it's that long. Although Menace isthe guy who's got to be super fast.
It doesn't take me long, butit takes people a long time.
Yeah, it takes me two minutes. Okay, yeah, don't okay,
not so, don't derail the segmentbecause Greg will agree agree with uncertain.
I know sometimes you guys are atmagical hotels and you check in immediately,

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But I'm just saying, in mysituation, a guy that spends a lot
of time at hotels, I don'tunderstand why the check in process is so
long. What are you inputting thatI didn't already give you in the first
place. Yeah, I understand.The only time I really find that there
was like a super long delay ingetting things done is if like it's a

(58:14):
it was booked by the company,or like like I'm there for a meeting
in my room was booked by somebodyelse and they're checking me in, and
then another stuff. Yeah, Ididn't book it myself. They have the
other stuff. But then that's whenthey need more, you know, information
or whatever. Now, if I'vegone on the website and I've, like
you said, signed up, didmy whole payment information, all my address,

(58:38):
all that kind of stuff they need, that's not that in there.
Yeah, that's not that. That'snot that long. In Some places have
kiosks where you can just go getthe key yourself, which is amazing,
and I have been using those recently, but the last one I went to,
they're like, oh, go seean attendant, right, and then
I have to get in line,and there's a huge line of people.

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Okay, and I don't know whyit's taking them so long. The processes
all the people sometimes midcheck in.Does the person ever just like walk away
for a while. Yeah, they'llbe right, and then they come back.
They're not holding anything. I willagree, where did you go?
I will tell you there is zerosense of urgency with anybody working behind the
desk at a hotel. But yeah, they disappear and you think, oh,

(59:22):
they're coming back with a bottle ofchampagne. But the people yeah,
yeah, But the people on theother side who are checking in. They
probably did a huge long trip andthey just want to get into their room.
They turn around, they go tothat door that's behind the desk.
It's kind of locked, yeah,or need to be fobbed into the wall.
Yeah, and that takes a minuteto get into, right, they
have to find the right key orwhatever. And then I even looked at

(59:43):
the screen the last time when itwas taking so long, and it just
like they're going through page after page. What are you inputting? Yeah,
Textter says, I agree with mensit'll take like ten minutes, and they
pressed like fifty buttons. Yes,it should just be like checking out at
Costco. Honestly, Yeah, that'sthat's even a quicker process. Let's go
to Trevor works that he's a managerat a hotel. Hey, Trevor,

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what's up right? How's it going? Guys? They good? So,
why the hell's it taken so long? Well, there's a lot of variables
that actually go into it. It'sif you ever worked at a hotel before,
you know it's based on one allthe rooms ready, if the rooms
aren't ready, what room type tothe guest book. And also you got
to realize that a lot of guestscome to the front desk with issues regarding

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you know, the rooms and thingslike that. So there could be a
guest that's out there right now thatlaunch a complaint and we have to take
care of that, and that couldback up the lines a lot, and
we're not talking about it. Idon't think men is talking about the lot.
He's saying like, once he getsup to the desk, Trevor,
and he's checking in and they say, hey, can I get your idea
in your credit card? From thatpoint to where he gets the key to
his room seems to take forever.And yeah, even though I've given you

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all the information already, all yougotta do is give my ID to confirm
the information. Yeah, now,is that what you're saying, Like you're
they're in there, they're going pagepage look looking for the room in the
category that you requested and try andfind one that's ready. Correct. Yeah,
So it could be where we havean extensive amount of checkouts that day
and we had a lot of roomsthat aren't ready yet. Housekeepers are in

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the rooms, cleaning the rooms,trying to flip them as stats as they
can. But also we got tomake sure that the rooms are to our
standards, and so those six times, the house giving managers go to the
room and double check the mate's works, make sure that everything is in proper
order for the guests the next guest'scoming in. Yeah, so that makes
a lot of factors that go intoit and ensuring that each guest has that
good experience. But it shouldn't reallytake that long most of the time.

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For my hotel, we want tokeep every check in within underneath five minutes.
Yeah. So it also goes anexplanation of everything as well what the
hotel offers. Yeah. So myquestion is, so I check in,
Let's say I have a king youknow, a standard king room. I
know, you know what I'm say, it's a king I'm gonna give you
something different, like a king inone bedroom. Like the standard kingroom might

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be. There may be a billionof those. Let's say I have like
a a one bedroom king suite.Right, isn't there something in the software
that says, all right, well, for this category, here's the available
rooms. Like you don't have togo like through a map of each floor
of the hotel. Oh no,no, yeah no, there's a category
the one. But then you havealso you have specific guests that come in
and want specific rooms have been inthat property for so you're going, okay,

(01:02:21):
well I have this one that's readyright now. But then you go
to that reservation who's blocked into thatspecific room and it says, oh,
you can't move this guest because theyare specifically need this room for dust thus
reason. So then you go toanother one with that category, but a
guess it's blocked into that room,So then you have to unassign that guest,
reassign you to that run to getyou win sooner. Okay, that's

(01:02:44):
I can see what that makes sense. It looks like you're playing Tetris on
like nineteen eighties. It really is. That's actually what we call it.
We played Tetris with with the roomblocks and everything. Yeah, into a
lot of work that way. Welcome, take care, guys, I appreciate
it. Thanks, way more complimenteverything is. Everything's way more complicated than

(01:03:04):
it needs to be. And nowadayscheck in is like four pm check out,
Yeah you remember was it was itnine to eleven nine eleven, and
then the prices for like flights andeverything like it was right around two thousand
and two thousand and one, inthat time. That's when they started charging

(01:03:25):
for bags, remember, and itwas all about like the fuel and like
all this other and then that neverwent away. But yet they blamed all
that stuff on, you know,all this other stuff. The hotel game
is the COVID game. So whenCOVID happened, obviously they had fewer rooms

(01:03:47):
available because they were doing the limitingcapacity. And then they had an issue
with they didn't have enough, uhfor housekeeping. And so now they're like,
wow, we've saved a lot ofmoney not having to clean rooms every
day. Because you'll notice sometimes youcheck out a hotel like we're not going
to send a housekeeping through every day, but if you need more towels or

(01:04:08):
you need whatever, we'll send someup. Or if you really want,
housekeeping is available one time for yourstay for however long you're gonna be there,
they'll give a certain number of times. And so the other part was
because of the housekeeping issue, theysaid, well, we need more time
to clean the room because there's fewerpeople cleaning on the room. So now
check in instead of being at twopm or three pm, now it's four

(01:04:29):
or five. Yeah, four orfive pm. The room for six hours
yeah, and then you got tobe out by eleven am. They're already
knocking on your door. Especially,yeah, which you know I've always thought
with Sheidanigains, I think if youyou pay for the room, you should
get twenty four hours. Yeah,no, it should be twenty four hours.
No eleven am, check in,eleven am the next morning, checkout?

(01:04:50):
Right, little time? Can wecan we get like an Act of
Congress on that? And even ifyou put the do not disturbed sign?
Yeah, at eight in the morning, like, yeah, do you want
to talk to a housekeeper? Oh? Okay, let's talk to Nicole.
Good morning, Good morning, Howare you? Good morning? Yeah?

(01:05:10):
What takes so long? Because don'tyou just take the same rag that you
wipe the toilet with to clean theglasses and then the remote or at least
I don't that's the scuffing them.Let me ask No, I use multiple
rags. I am very efficient.But let me ask you something. Do
you like having everything in your room? Do you like having it ready?
Do you like having all your towels, rags, you little chocolates on the

(01:05:30):
pillow? Do you like that?Yeah? I love that, love it?
Okay, Well, that takes alot of time. Like I can
tell you the most that I've hadto do is like maybe ten to twenty
rooms in one morning, and Ihave to get it done before three when
y'all need to get hit. Yeah, a lot for us to do.
I love the accombination. By theway, where's your accent from? But
then she throws a yawl in there? I love that comb That's a really

(01:05:54):
cool hybrid. I am a veryweird person. Thank you for noticing accent.
All right, So, no,I understand that's kind of stuff.
I think even if they hired tocall it, even if they hired twice
as many people as you guys havenow on staff, I think they would
still keep it to where now it'slike a later check in. I think
that works out for them. Yeah, it actually hasn't gotten any better.

(01:06:16):
We're still in a very short influxof people willing to do this shell because
it is a very grueling job.We have to get on our hands and
knees and make sure we clean thebathrooms. Then we have to turn down
all the beds because we take offeverything. I know you hear all these
things about people that do not dothat, but we do. And if
you say have like a king sizedbed. Those are actually shorter supply than

(01:06:36):
the regular like standard beds. Okay, hey, let me ask you what
most of the time we have towait for those What's the most disgusting thing
that you've walked into that you founddead body? No, not yet,
No, what would be the mostdisgusting There were sticky things. I'll leave
it at that and believe they arenot. The girls actually dirtier than the

(01:07:00):
boys. I had two weekends wherethere was a wrestling convention and the other
was a girl's paget. The girlswere dirtier girls. Yeah. You hear
that about the restrooms all the time, Like people say that the women's restrooms
are dirtier than the guys. Yeah, yeah, not here, unfortunately,
Yeah that's true. Well, Nicole'sliving in the trenches, Raby. So
I don't know what all right?The call, thank you to call,

(01:07:23):
appreciate your listener. I know wetalked about hotel check ins, but don't
even don't even get me started onrental car check ins, because am I
buying the car way worse than thehotels? More? What he shows next
the returns in the second Yeah,this is the show. Were another new

(01:07:48):
hour Insensitivity Training for a politically correctworld. Thanks for being here, Woody
Brady. Hey, that's the GregGore. Harrow, there's Menace. What
is up? Watch? See here? We got Sammy, there's Bort and
Caroline near the wood the show productiondepartment. Our associate producer is Morgan.
We've got Vaughan, our video producer. You on the phone to at eight

(01:08:11):
seven seven forty four. Would evenbe a part of whatever it is you'd
like to be a part of eightseven seven forty four, or you can
hit us over with the text overto two two nine eight seven. How
about some aw babe or eye roll? Okay, yes, yeah, all
right. So Greg loves the goodnews stuff or says there's just not enough.
They're never it, and so theseare all good stories. Okay,

(01:08:32):
these are all very nice stories.The question is what kind of reaction are
we going to get from Greg.Sometimes he's tricky, Yeah, that's yeah.
They should really all be a babes, it should be, but they
might have an element of please.Yeah, But sometimes his reaction is an
eye roll, and so the gamehere is a babe or eye roll for

(01:08:53):
these for these different good news stories, starting with this one in Minneapolis,
where someone's pet emu escaped from hisenclosure after he thought he found his soulmate,
which in this case was a frisbeegolf goal. Oh really, you
know, one of those basket thingsto the chance of hanging down. Yeah,
so this emu mistook that for anotheremu. His owner said that he

(01:09:15):
had been pacing back and forth byhis property fence for a few days and
finally got the nerve to scale thefence to go mate with it. But
obviously it didn't work out. Butgood news. He's back home now and
the cops found him in a neighbor'syard eating apples. All right, wow,
all right, so a babe oreye roll menace will start with you

(01:09:36):
a babe eye roll raby, I'mI rolling this idiot emu. Uh,
I'm gonna say a babe because it'san animal and it involves love. Yeah,
Greg Gory sadly I gave this aneye roll. Oh we are stupid.

(01:09:57):
Yeah, but you always assign humanattributes to animals and say they're dumb,
Like, you can't expect an emuto have equal intelligence as a human
being. So I understand that itmight get confused and think of of risbe
Golf then but then the ending thereit said something like he was seen in
a neighbor's backyard eating apples. Whatif I don't want your at emu coming

(01:10:20):
around my backyard. I imagine thatwould be kind of a nuisance neighbor pet.
Yeah, but what a sweet littlebaby, didn't. We go to
animal sanctuary and they said that EMUsare actually pretty dangerous, like they would
slice you in it was a typeit'll slice you would know, with their

(01:10:40):
with their legs. It was Idon't know if it was an emu or
it was very similar to an emu. And they said, of every animal
here, that's the one you wouldnever want to come near, yeah,
because it will just will basically killyou. Yeah, like a giant rooster
will just yeah, you're dead.Yeah. And these this is a place
that had actually dangerous animals and they'relike, oh, those are nothing compared

(01:11:01):
to that bird. Yeah, okay, so that's an eye roll I roll.
A single mom in Detroit was itworked as a traffic cop and this
TikToker walked up to her and gaveher five hundred bucks along with tickets to
a Tiger's game. Her supervisor gaveher the rest of the day off so
she could go, and then afew days later, this TikToker shows up
again to take her to another game. For an even bigger surprise, They

(01:11:27):
brought her on the field and toldher that they had started to go fundme
for her and it raised over fiftythousand dollars. Can you tell me that
the woman's profession again, she wasa what a traffic cop? Okay?
So she's like, you know,just directing people with Okay, so I
will stop hold on there all Yeah, glorified crossing guard. Now. I
think it's a lovely story. Butbecause of her profession, you can get

(01:11:51):
an eye roll from Greg. Greghe's gonna give it a I roll.
Yeah, I ready. Would youagree with that? To know why they
targeted her for all of this?The thing I saw did not say I
believe. I kind of saw thestory and it was just like a single
mom. She was being very niceone day too, Okay to this person.
I'll give it a light aw babe, A light a babe, Sammy,

(01:12:15):
I would give it an iroll.So it presents that to her in
front of a bunch of people.I don't know why. Yeah, I'll
say Irol, I'm gonna go witha babe on this. It involves just
being handed money. But you're atwork and you're just hanging out, Like
somebody walks up and gives you fivehundred bucks. They walk up again on

(01:12:35):
another day and then fifty thousand plus. I mean, too bad. It's
a tiger's game. But yeah,true, so yeah, I'll say a
babe, Greg Gory, I havenothing against traffic cops. They're just directing
traffic right for the record, ButI like how Ravy phrased it with a
slight a babe, I'm giving thisa slight I roll because nothing against the

(01:13:00):
woman who received it all. Butthis is one of those typical look at
me, just done for TikTok,just for TikTok. How about if we
found out about it through a thirdparty, that they did this on their
own volition without social media, Imight think it's more genuine. But they
looks for a huge audience exactly,and then they're making this woman like a
guinea pig or an elaborate But aswe say, if we're going to give

(01:13:24):
away fifty thousand dollars, we're gonnalet everybody know it's true. We'reiet.
Yeah, no, all right,how about this one au bab or eye
Roll. A news station in Atlantadid a big profile and a high school
therapy dog named Duck Nick. Itgot the name because he failed out of
duck hunting school, like bombed suckedat duck hunting. But it turned out

(01:13:45):
he was great when it came tospecial needs kids. One of them was
this girl named Alyssa Biggs, whohe started sitting next to in class and
bonding with him helped her figure outwhat she wanted to do for a career.
So with Duck's she recently got certifiedto be a therapy dog handler.
All baber, I roll, weare gonna start with you, Sammy,
A babe, A babe, rabyA babe, A babe. It gotta

(01:14:12):
be all babe, right, that'sgot to be an all babe, all
babe, babe, all day,all of us say a babe, Greg
Gory. That is a nuclear nuclearitalics underlining bold all caps. A babe,
babe. That's so nice. Where'sthe next angle? Yeah? That
is so sweet? Yeah, andI love that the dog failed. Like

(01:14:35):
I said, they're all nice,Yeah they are, they are. It's
like the redneck news story of theweek. Like they're all worthy, right,
you just gotta go one way orthe other one. Yet, that
is very nice. Let's give youone more here all baber Ie Roll,
a woman in Arizona, posted avideo on social after her mom accidentally donated
her thirty seven hundred dollars Canon camerato Goodwill. Okay, yeah, damn,

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you've heard about stuff like that before. Yeah, but before she could
get it back, somebody had boughtit for seventy dollars. Oh yeah.
Here's a little clip from her originalvideo. I had the camera in the
back of my mom's car in acardboard box in effort to hide it from
potential thefts. Ironically, I leftthe camera in the back of my mom's
car in this cardboard box that endedup on into ay to Goodwill, where

(01:15:23):
she dropped it off with the camerainside. Yeah, so fast forward.
The video goes viral, which ledto the local TV news doing a story
about it, which the couple thatpurchased the camera saw and they returned the
camera to her. That's nice.She offered them a five hundred dollars reward,
but they turned it down even thoughthey said they could you know,
use the money, but having somemoney issues. So she the girl who

(01:15:45):
lost the camera in the first place, she reached out the cannon and the
company hooked up the couple with afree professional camera to replace the one they
returned. That's pretty cool, allbaber eye roll. Let's go to the
camera enthusiast minutes on this one first. I think that's a baby because everybody
wins and got their camera back.The couple that was looking to get a

(01:16:08):
good camera got one. Everyone's happy, all right, uh Raby. There
is definitely an eye roll element ofI didn't want my camera to be stolen,
so I leave it in the carin a box, yes, or
one, but overall, I thinkit's in a babe all right Sam because
of the camera company. Abe,I'm gonna go eye roll. Okay,

(01:16:30):
good gory wy, I'm sorry,you're oh for three? That is an
I got the one about the dog. Oh oh right right, sorry,
yeah, gimme I got the oneabout duck. Yeah. I mean I
agree with Raby's assessment a billion percent. This is valuable to me, So
what should I do with it?I'll leave it in my car unattempted.
I don't understand why anything in theircar? I have any value at all?

(01:16:51):
You hear about the follow my laptopgot stolen? Oh, where was
it in my car? Why?Why? Oh my mom's ashes were taken?
Where were my car on? Thecar makes zero? Says? But
that rules and menace is right.Everybody wins. And how awesome that the
woman thought to reach out to Cannon. That's a yeah, that's creative.
That's awesome. Yeah, well,there you go, a bab or eye

(01:17:13):
roll. Good stories. We're gonnatake a quick break more when he shows
next. But I don't know,man, I think that would be super
weird too. They called the Devil'sFreeway. When it's like this show,
dude, they're still getting feedback onthat. That hypothetical question that came up

(01:17:39):
on the show about the dog,Yeah about would you? I'm telling it
it really that just keeps going.It was it was a silly hypothetical would
you. I mean, I'll startedwith a story about this this family that
owns this land and everything around themhas been developed. They got sold to
develop. Everyonebody else that neighborhood orin the area sold their land to this

(01:18:01):
developer to build, like you know, subdivision, build housing and when you
look at it from an aerial view, it's crazy. This two acres of
land is right in the middle ofthis densely developed around it my neighborhood.
And originally they were offered five millionand they turned that down, and again
keep in mind two acres of land. Then they were offered fifty five zero

(01:18:26):
million dollars and they still won't giveup the house, which is come on,
they got a yeah geezhiding yeah something, I mean the house they live
in is pretty nice, but stilllike was the was it built by your
grandpa with the ashes of your grandma? Like what is it about the blood?

(01:18:46):
So so he turned around saying,okay, well, Greg, would
you get rid of your dog?If not, kill your dog, just
let it go live. Let thedog go live, let it go live
with somebody else. And I saidfor fifty million dollars, said no,
I said, I absolutely would.Sammy said that you wouldn't. Braby would
sell give up her cats. Theywould want me to Uh yeah, I

(01:19:08):
said, I would look at mydog and go, you understand right,
and the dog would say yes,study yeah. People again still feedback on
the after hours voicemail. Yeah,I'm with Sammy and Greg on this.
If you sold your dog for fiftymillion dollars, you're a total trash human
thing, honestly, Like that animalcares about you more than life itself,
and you're just willing to take moneyover something that will die and protect you

(01:19:31):
with its very life. Like youserious? Like dude, bro, my
guy, your dog should be thegreatest, the most important thing to you
and the fact that you would justsell it for money is terrible. Now
the money. Sorry for cursing,but after money, and stand by your
animal, because that's what it's allabout. How do you know they love

(01:19:54):
you more than anything else. That'swhat I was about to say, my
guy. Yeah, take us toget in a room. That's cap Take
get in a room, get astranger that has a piece of salami in
their hand, and you stand onthe other side of the room. See
if your dog pays attention to you. Now, then you should contemplate,
Hey, maybe I shouldn't sell mydoctor fifty said they don't love you?

(01:20:15):
They do, Yeah, yeah,they guarantee you they're going to go over
to that stranger. Well, thisis a topic that has just been ongoing
and people still leaving your feedback.We see it on Twitter, We see
it on after ours voicemail eight sevenseven he said this, Uh this inspired
Morgan apparently. Okay, you saidthat she had something for us, and
uh, Morgan's funny. Hi Morgan, Sorry, we're talking about you like

(01:20:38):
you're not here. Morgan's funny becausethe most random things come out of her
mouth. She has the most randomthoughts, like we'll be sitting after the
show, you know, in BortonCaroline studio over there, and she'll be
sitting in there. I forget whatthe most recent one was that I remember.
Even Greg looked at her was like, are you serious, and she
goes, yeah, I just andshe had like some crazy excepen and we're

(01:21:00):
just laughing because she's so randoms howyou're thinking, yeah, yeah, so
she's been thinking and she has someother hypotheticals for us. Morgan's hypothetical questions,
Yeah, let's get into it.We love them. So the first
one I thought of, what dowe can start with you? If you
got ten million dollars, would youspend one year in a maximum security prison

(01:21:20):
for a crime that you didn't commit? How much ten million dollars one year
maximum security? Your family's taken careof while you're gone. Ten million.
No, No, that's not theright number to give way. Yeah,
I don't need that one hundred million. What's the matter. No, I
mean see, I've always said,like, man, I don't want to

(01:21:42):
go to prison for anything or foranyone, like no, thank you?
One year? Am I in genpop? You're in gen pop. I'm
not like protective custom sitting. IfI'm in protective custody than maybe, oh,
because you don't want to get butnot for ten million. I have

(01:22:03):
to come up with a different number. Okay, so based on your way
that you phrased it, no,raybe oh HELI on the cage million,
Helliah, this is maximum. Thisis the worst of the worst. I
get it. I'll be somebody's prisonis not fun. Keep that the Saraphose

(01:22:23):
chick is. Yeah. The Stewartwent, you can keep. I'm just
making sure we understand the terms maximumsecurity, all right, Greg Gory,
Hell no, no, no way. Yeah my number. Yeah, I
think I went, man, am, quarter of a billion, about a
million? A million, I wouldwould be less than that seconds in prison.

(01:22:46):
I'd be so scared, that's true, exactly. I might not even
do a billion oh my butthole direct. Oh, it would be the most
terrifying thing I can even fathom.Yeah, Megan back menace, Uh because
you switched it initially when you firstsaid it, I said yes, because
maximum security to me is you're byyourself. Yes, But and then you

(01:23:10):
switched it to gem pop. Whenyou switch the gem pop, I said,
no, there are maximum security prisons. And then you know, but
when I think maximum security the guysat the yard instead of the movies,
when they say maximum security, theperson is usually isolated by themselves. The
solitary confinement, right, there's usuallylike a big man magnet force field and
yeah, and all that kind ofstuff. You're not Yeah, you're not
in a cell with other people.So but since it's gem pop, no

(01:23:35):
way. So you'd only do itif it was just you by yourself.
Yeah yeah, but if you're doinglike hardcore, as they say, federal
pound me in the prison, that'sthat's just too much going on. Yeah
to me for a year ago,that year would feel like ten years,
right or more? You say noten million, Sammy, no no chance.

(01:23:55):
But all the caged t I wouldn'tdo well. Yeah, all the
stress. I have a nervous stomach, and I would have to be going
to the bathroom all the time,and it wouldn't be a big deal for
me. I don't care about thatstuff. I mean, it wouldn't be
great. But like, uh yousee the jail cells where the toilets just
like right now, the big likemetal toilet, the metal toil with the

(01:24:16):
sink on the top. Yeah,figuring out how to make a noose from
bed sheets so only radio Okay,all right, Morgan's hypothetical questions. All
right, y'all, would you ratherhave Casey Anthony or Jared from Subway babysit
your baby? See this is thekind of weird stuff that she will think

(01:24:38):
it funny? Greg, that's terrible, that's dark shot. Well, uh,
that is a tough one. Ithink easy kids or baby? Well,
uh, baby just waves into myact. If it's a baby,
I'm gonna go with Jared. Right, you can do anything with babies pretty

(01:24:59):
easy at that point. Yeah,Casey Anthony, maybe well kill Casey Anthony,
you would yeah, really, yeah, I don't want. I think
Jared would definitely be doing naughty thingswith a baby, Yes, naughty things,
but he was convicted of he wasconvicted of underage, like he would
go to cities and get like sixteenyear olds, right, not babies.

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That's why I was asking about theYeah, yeah, she said babies.
If she just said kids, god, of course you got to pick one
though, got to that's the hypothetical. So based on how she phrased it,
I will say Jared just because ofbabies. Yeah, but you say
Casey Anthony Rave probably Jared. Jared. Well, he's got that free subway

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card. We at least he didat the time. Yeah, free sandwich.
Yeah, Greg, Uh, Iguess Jared because she killed her kids,
right, that's part of the conthat's part of the conversation. You
know, only one of them's injail. Yeah, menace, I'm going

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Ksey. She wasn't convicted of anything, all right, See as I mean,
it's hilarious as Creig finds both ofthese propositions. That's what Scott Mony
minutes. Funny question. Thanks,Greg. I would Yeah, I would
go with Casey because again, bestbehavior at this point, right, Yeah,
she's not gonna slip up again.That's a good thought. That's a

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good thought. A all day Yeah, team k C. Right, Greg
rules, Yeah, let's go onemore Morgan, your hypothetical question. One
more Raby. Let's start with you. You get a free you get free
unlimited first class fights to anywhere inthe world for life. Okay, but
the planes are full of children.Oh do you take the deal? Yeah,

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I'm taking it. Oh, I'mtaking it. First I'll just have
first class, but there's kids next. You know, the best noise canceling
headphone. That's a thing. Imean, I'd have a disastrous first class
flight back from cancuon Mexico where thekids were running in the aisle. Stop
running in the aisles right out infront of me. They got sick my

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silver And then back in America,Customs was like, we need to like
search your stuff. And I wasso angry at what happened on the flight
that I nearly got arrested in customsbecause I wasn't cooperative. It was the
first time anything negative happened in herlife, and she didn't know how to
react. She still first class experience. It was a disaster. See the

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way you should have phrased that,if you're going to send it to Ravy,
because I knew she would say aboutthe noise canceling stuff. First class
tickets for the rest of your life. Right, but you'd have to be
on a plane full of kids withno headphones, tablet distraction. Yeah,
just flying first class. I knowI'm saying, but I'm giving you got

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to think about it. You gottamake a difficult all right. These are
a little easier, yeah, GregGory, sure, I mean I wouldn't
have a desire to fly anywhere,but yeah, yeah yeah, menace in
a second. Yeah, this isthis is the easiest one. Yeah,
I'm going yes, Sammy absolutely absolutelySea Bass no, no, see that's
okay, Well that's tracks. Yeah, all right, Morgan, your randomness

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is entertaining. I find it tobe quite enjoyable participating. All right,
more when he shows next second,be right back. Stick that in your
pen and David you mac hey,what do you know? It's another kid
smarter than Sea Bass. His degreesin in the news. It's a her

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Oh good, it's a herb possiblefourteen year old teenager in Texas. Oh
Freshman air boat Durha and that's hername? Oh what? Oh fresh and
air bo Durha freshnaire O f Or I t e o fo r ts
n ere I looked it up Fresh. She entered high school at age ten,

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and there is a local news storyon her. Again smarter than Sea
Bass, being an overachiever is alla freshen Air Voteren knows how to do.
At only fourteen years old, TheNorth Texas native is a second degree
black belt editor for school paper andby the way, a high school graduate.
Yes, at just fourteen. Beamingwith pride, mom Boa says she

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knew what freshman air was bright whenshe was just a toddler. Normally you
would say the sky is a limitfor how the sky is the beginning by
age two. She was reading byage four. She knew how to multiply,
and she had a good role model, her older sister, who also
graduated from high school at fourteen.She mirrored that sister, so everything that

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sister was doing, she wanted todo as well. Now, with her
high school diploma in hand, oFresh is already clearing shelf space for the
next one. The fourteen year oldplans to attend to UT Arlington in the
fall to study computer science and aviation. It's good, they what a dumb
ass's things here? I don't knowfirst, I tell you know what?
When like teenagers getting degrees made itwas like a thing I did. Did

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you graduate high school at fourteen?Oh? Wait, that's right, you
didn't. But also this is apretty low barge way fourteen year old.
Had you know, a computer sciencedegree from a real school, I'd be
impressed. But remember when I tookthe entrance exam, because for folks who
don't know, when you are highhigh school homeschooled, you have to take
exams because they have to like seethat you're actually just not I actually learned

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stuff. And yeah, I actuallywhen I took my degree or my exam
to get into high school, theysaid I would have graduated most g r
g ED g G ED. Idon't think she'd got her GED, I
mean public. Let me check thearticle public high school essentially is that ge.
No, she didn't get her GD. She actually graduated high school.
I understand, but it's a prettyweak entry and the whole smarter than sea.

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I'll give you my official Seabas stylerebuttal No, I just gave you
examples of wh I don't know aboutthat because I understood because I'm giving you
the same one. So she didnot get a g D. She actually
graduated from which is high school,not a school run by your mom in
the kitchen, which is not whereI got my damn university. If she

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had gotten a couple of college asI pressed, this is impressive kitchen aid
you even seven twenty four the textfresh air needs to get a job with
for brees. She crush fresh AirFreshennaiir. Yeah, she would do the
ranks quote for her. The skyis not the limit, it's just the

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pick. Text over to put mein a diaper and punished. Pegny,
you show awkward moments between Uber driversand their customers since twenty fourteen. Now
what do you show? We're goingto be right back. So whatdy show?
I'll be right back