The Woody Show November 22nd 2024 Podcast

On this episode Fail Stories, The DUI-Q, Dad Jokes & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show? Allen?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Ay,

(00:44):
good morning everybody. This is one of the things that
we have been dreaming all week about. It is November
the twenty second, twenty twenty four. Today, you guys, is Friday, everybody, Yes, Friday. Yeah,

(01:06):
and going into a weekend knowing that there's a short
week on the other side of that, that's pretty ripworthy.
So my name is whatdy. That's great, gory, Good morning, Menace.
Gina grad is here.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy, Ray Borton, Caroline
are here, Morgan's here, Vonn's here, and you our guest
of honor. Welcome to Friday. Welcome to the Woody Show. Yeah,
Friday morning. Here's the plan for today. The mission is
always to get through the morning end of the weekend
as quickly as we can here on a Friday morning.

(01:42):
But today we're going to do that with the fail stories.
We got the dumb Ass Contest, that'll be the d
u y Q. We got some Friday Dad jokes, all right,
So get your dad jokes ready, that'll be coming up.
Also some of the trending news headlines, entertainment news, birthdays,
Porner birthday and more for you here on this Friday
morning on the Woodie Show. Phones. If you want to
be a part of it, you can call in is

(02:02):
the best way to do it eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number? You can also hit
us up with a text over to two two nine
eight seven. So people go crazy, man getting their hands
on like a big home run ball or oh yeah,
you know something like that. That's sports memorabilia, the rare stuff. Yeah,
well this guy he got this what of one Paul

(02:24):
Sken's autographed debut patch rookie card. Okay that somebody has
on them in the Pittsburgh Pirates they won it and
here's what they're offering for now. Keepmind a one of one?
Would you get rid of it? Because I don't know
what it's worth like from a monetary standpoint, but uh,

(02:44):
two Pirates season tickets behind home plate for the next
thirty years. I mean, if you're a massive fan, then yes,
a softball game for thirty at PNC Park, plus coaching
from Pirates alumni, a spring training experience that includes a
private tour of Pirate City and a meet and greet

(03:05):
with Paul Skeens to autograph skiings, jerseys, take batting practice
and warm up with the team, and other unique experiences.
No cash, no cash.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
You know what, though, if you're a hardcore mega fan,
your dream is to do all of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So what about it if you just have this card
and that's not your dream?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
But that's I'm saying, if you are a mega fan,
doing all of those things is bigger than you could
ever dream. But as opposed to just having a card
sitting in a loose case in a safe deposit box.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Just depends what you're into.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Behind home plate ticket package worth somewhere between two million
for the front row okay, and two hundred and forty
thousand if you're twenty rows up. Damn, I'd rather two
million though, right, I mean you could sell if you
have like really great seats behind the plate, you could
sell individual tickets right every game? You can resell that.
I mean. See, I don't know, I think a lot
of games, I think I'm gonna hold on to it. Yeah,

(03:56):
I wouldn't take that deal. Yeah, I'll hold onto it
now the guy who runs Golden Auctions. He has offered
to sell the card on behalf of whoever has it.
I mean that'll that'll put the kids through college. You
can use the leftover money to you know, yes, you could,
you probably buy half.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
The team saw an episode with that Golden Auction dude,
I can't remember the name of his show. And this
kid Golden, Oh was it Ken? That's his name, Ken Golden?
And uh, the kid had one of these one on
one of one cards and it sold for stupid money.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah. Yeah, so I just saw like somebody had like
a mint Mickey Mantle. They keep it in this like
big wood, almost like a gun safe looking thing. The
card cannot move. I mean he is in there nice
and snug. It can't shift around or anything. And I
forget how many millions of dollars this thing is worth.
It is because those cards all by themselves are rare.

(04:45):
This one is absolutely it's perfectly centered and everything else,
and like it's just worth stupid money.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I wouldn't hold onto that, sell it now, I know.
But you wouldn't take the pirates steal either, No, no,
no no, But I have to go to a bunch
of baseball games. That sucks if you don't what. Back
in nineteen sixteen, AH, there was a local promotion more
House Bakery and Lawrence, Massachusetts. They made the decision to
print Babe Ruth rookie cards. Those cards have since become

(05:13):
so rare that people have even questioned their very existence.
But this guy who chose to remain anonymous, recently rummaged
through a box of one hundred of those bakery cards
that his dad used to collect. Yeah, and he found
two of them. So of the cute Ruth cards, the
one in better condition, they say could get somewhere around
five hundred thousand dollars. YEAMT. Yeah, that's a that's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
That's way more interesting than this Paul Skeen's card because
it's only worth something because it's rare, not because it's old.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's not. It's not rare because it's a very old
NL Rookie.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Of the Year.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm saying. But if he could stay on track, like
he's going to be a you know.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Right, But there are a thousand different Paul Skeen's cards.
Because he's new with his Babe Ruth card, it's something
that might have been lost to history. Like we just
heard that's way more interesting that we just decided to
make this one special.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, no, it's interesting. But I'm saying if he becomes
the player that everybody wants him to be, and so far,
so good, there'll still be one hundred million. Huh No. No,
there's only one of one of this particular card schemes.
And if you hold onto a lot and I'm not
going to turn around sell it right now, but if
you hold onto it, it'll be worth even more. That's
not the argument I'm making. I'm making.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
The card in and of itself is way less interesting
than those Babe Ruth cards.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, thank you. I mean a one on one seems
pretty interesting one of oh yeah, but I say that's
one of.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
One reason it's one of one is because they made
it that way. They decided to be that way.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, whereas I don't exist. Yeah, I understand. But the
fact that it's supply and demand, there's still only one
of them, whether they made a hundred of them now
there's only one left or there's only one, yeah, not interesting.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Still, I still check out my baseball cards. My mind
still has all my baseball cards from the seventies and
eighties seventies cards? Yeah, wow, would you them joints? Because
I used to be really into having baseball cards.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
But somebody gave those to you because you were a
baby in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
No, no, I like I bought them at like stores
and stuff back in the eighties.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Oh okay, yeah, because this from the eighties and nineties,
probably not much, just because that was the glut.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Those are that was the days of glut, and some
of those older ones might be Yeah. A woman in
Illinois recently what a one million dollar prize from a
lottery ticket that she purchased on a whim while she
was out grocery shots. Always how it happens, right, She
initially forgot about the ticket, discovered her win days later.
She scanned it with the lotto app, and she says
she's excited to be able to afford annual trips to Ireland,

(07:24):
what she calls her favorite place in the whole world. Well,
then move there a million dollars. Yeah, what's what's the
big deal? Yeah, you can go there time you want.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
What's the zillo on a house in Ireland?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I think that don't they have?

Speaker 9 (07:36):
Like a giant population dropped down up in the up
in the joint the joints.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Yeah, well, it depends on where you are in Ireland.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
So she could move there and help with the population.
Was there a place that was offering people one dollar
houses like in Italy?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Something a little mountain village places.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
So if you were, like really pissed about Trump's reelection,
you can go live there.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
And there's no requirement, Like you can be any age,
do what you want.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
You have to like read renovation the house within the
X amount of time. A guy in St. Louis he
got a call from his wife telling him that he
forgot his lunch at home. So he popped into a
grocery store right by work to grab something to eat.
And while he was there, he bought a thirty dollars scratcher.
Oh my god, he won three million bucks.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Now, he says he normally doesn't play thirty dollars tickets. Hell,
but he had sixty bucks just burning a hole in
his pocket. I gotta get rid of that. I got
to waste this. That's sixty bucks he had won earlier
on some scratcher tickets, so he thought he why not. Yeah,
so he won three million bucks. That's two million bucks.
More than that other chick. I didn't know that he's
so much more lucky, so much more luckier.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
I didn't know that scratchers went up to that number
in prizes.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Big it's thirty bucks.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Play one I've seen before.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Eight seven seven some stories of luck to start on
Friday morning? Eight seven seven forty four? What he text
us too to nine eighty seven more? What his show is? Next?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Thought? You know?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Not that thought? Wow? Anyway, what show will be right back?

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Speaker 3 (09:33):
The Woody Show and we are into another New Hour
Insensitivity training, Fred politically correct World. It is a Friday
morning time, you know it is Friday, Friday, Friday, Good Time.
November the twenty second, twenty twenty four. Woody Greg, Happy

(09:54):
New Hour, Happy New Hour, Greg. Thank you, there's a menace?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Woody ginas here? Hey, I see Sammy Sea Bass walks
through the door.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Good mornings, heybody, Hey girl, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Hey? Are you slaying?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
So much slang. There's a lot of slang going on
at the Wicked that you went to yesterday.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
It was I was the only female.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's crazy. How is that possible?

Speaker 6 (10:24):
It was me and a lot of fancy fancy men.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It was awesome. How was the movie?

Speaker 9 (10:31):
It was?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
It was fantastic. I mean it's over two and a
half of hours. It flies by it really. It's so
interesting because.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
It's it's like a two part thing, which I didn't
realize until my wife told me the first half. What
a pleasant surprise.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Okay, so great.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
It's a very entertaining movie. Everyone's gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
So not all about everybody. I saw them play. The
play wasn't for me.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
It wasn't no, but this is so much more musical.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Sorry, not playing.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
I get that, I get, but it's so it's you know,
like it's just so fantastical, you know who Actually, shockingly enough,
it's like my movies shocking.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Who used to say this?

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Adam Carolla, our buddy, used to say, the American musical
is really the.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Best of humanity.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
You have all these you know, front of house, back
of house departments working together in synchronosity making this incredible show.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
And it really was. It really was awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
When it comes to you know, I think it's waste on.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Me, butraphy and actors and dance, on the statement and
scenery and costumes, and it's just everybody it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I get it. And that's the same with any production. Yeah,
But I mean I get what you're saying, and I
know a lot of people love it, my wife being
one of those people.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I've watched the trailer a hundred times because of the
going to the movies, and I will not deny it's
not visually appealing, but I don't know about the content.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, it might not be for you, but like you said,
you can't deny that it's it's quite a.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Production, all right. So my wife told me, and we
could play a little game, little prices, right game? All right?
So did the theater you can go to they have
a bunch of merch for sale? Oh yeah, okay, they're
selling merch in the movie theaters now, which I didn't
realize he did that. I knew they were doing like
special popcorn buckets, which I don't understand the hype on

(12:15):
popcorn buckets. Taking Why do adults go crazy over popcorn buckets?
It doesn't matter, does them? The movie companies do it?
Of crack of plastic? Yeah, there's Disney ones are nice.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
What are you gonna do with it?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Where do you display it? I mean, I have my
Mickey one up right now?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah? What do you put it in your house? Well,
forget you heard that. I don't want you to not cracker.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
So it's like Christmas sticker.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Crackers.

Speaker 10 (12:48):
The first time I saw merch though, was Barbie. You
could buy Barbies at.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
The movie theater.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Okay, So did you buy anything?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
I don't like all that knickknack.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, that's what it is. How am I take a guess?
How much did my wife spend on merch in the
movie theater when she went and took my daughter and
not this is not for my daughter. This was for
my wife. Ask what you buy how many? I'm not
gonna tell you. I'll tell you guys, A dollar.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Amount I saw. I did see Funko pops okay, and
stuff like that. I didn't see. I didn't see clothing.
Oh to figure, that's the tumblers, like mugs or anything.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
There is a popcorn tin.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
The popcorn that was pro special cops. There's little Chochkey's.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
Okay. So my question is is this only stuff she
bought for her or for her and your daughter?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
No, just for her, just for her.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Okay, say one and twenty. I'm going one fifty. We
don't know the amount of items, so I'll say one fifty.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
I'm going a nice round hondo.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay. In parentheses, this is what he's money.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
She's got a job, dude, Why didn't you disdain She's
got a job.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
She spends, and she spent if she wants to spend
her whole entire paycheck on.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
She's what he's employee tyber truck.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, which is a waste of money. She doesn't drive
places and do things, Okay, Yeah, just I don't know
it is a. It is a weird fixation on he
does all right, So for partners, the guy who throws
change on the ground, right, the waste of money.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
As someone who grew up with a mother who made
him his clothes and took him to the second hand bakery, Yes,
I do have a contempt for wasteful money.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
So why would you throw a change on the ground then,
because it's a waste of time, Well, because it's a
waste of money too. Ultimately, I was but to answer
the question, okay, how much twenty five dollars? Twenty five
dollars the correct answer. She spent one hundred and eight
dollars Popcorntine. There was there was some other like choch
key things. I'm not even sure exactly what it is.

(14:44):
There was some kind of like clothing on him. There's
like a shirt or something, sweatshirt or something like that
to go along with the other I think she's bought
three They call them jerseys, so they're sweatshirts, but they're
like she had.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
A big, baggy, like boxy kind of a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You usually have like big font on the back of
them kind of thing. Nice. Yeah, like a Mexican blanket. Yeah, no, No,
it's a it's a it's a long sleeve it's a
long sleeve shirt, but it's not a sweatshirt. But it
is kind of like you it wear the very wears
like a sweatshirt. Meanly, it's a little bit baggy. J yeah,
kinda yeah, kind of cute worth it. I mean, it's

(15:23):
at least it's clothing. It's not something that's like sitting
in the corner of that house taking up space for
waiting to get thrown away anyway, So it's good. So
on a scale of one the fabulous giving were people singing?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
No, we I thought we were going to have the
reminder at the beginning that a lot of the theaters
are doing no singing, But no, everyone was respectful. So
much lip gloss, so many arched eyebrows.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
I mean, people brought their A game to this movie.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
And again Ga and a bunch of fancy men.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
They were so fancy and I loved every second of it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
All Right, we've got the phones out, but eight seven
seven forty war Woodie, you can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Ladies
and gentlemen, it is time, it is tradition. It is
your Friday fail stories. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys

(16:53):
and girls, it is time for your Friday fail. Sorry.
They had the perfect plan, the plan that could never
go wrong with it. Somewhere along the line it went
from being a great idea to one big stake in
mega uber ultra.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Music.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
We killed it, We destroyed it. The music quit the
music like, oh god, this is obviously.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
The music says we need our driver.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
All right, here we go. This is from Upland, California,
where the cops I got a call from the folks
at the San Antonio Regional Hospital about a patient who
had broken through some ceiling tiles in one of their
emergency room restrooms, climbed up inside, and then got last
lost in the ceiling. Oh no. When the officers ride,
they looked inside the hole, couldn't find the guy. They

(18:06):
looked at some blueprints of the hospital. They tried to
figure out where he might be. Used this pole camera
thing to scan the inside of the ceiling.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Very die hard.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
They spotted him on top of a large HVAC unit,
wedged under a steel beam in complete darkness, and they're like, dude,
get out, But he said he was stuck and couldn't
free himself, so the cops. They spent a good hour
working to get him out of there, and then once
he was out, he was arrested and taken to Fail
jail where they have a concrete ceilings so he can't

(18:35):
get into that sailed, dumb ass. This next one is
from rocks Rock Rapids, Iowa, where the cops pulled over
this guy in a super sweet twenty sixteen Ford Focus
which they witnessed swerving all over the road and when
they walked up to the driver's side window, they asked
to see his license and his registration and he handed
them a fake ID. Now, you might wonder, how do

(18:58):
they know immediately that it was a fake.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Idea, sometimes you have to shine a black light over it.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, it lifted his height as eight feet tall. You know,
the tallest living person in the world's eight three, So
the tallest person ever was eight eleven.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Oh wow, God.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Video that's been flowing around this week on the Internet
of the tallest woman meeting the shortest I did.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, she's hot, Yeah, both of them. Fun fact, this
guy was more like five eight and was the short
king Drunk, he failed a sobriety test. He flunked the
breathalyzer as well. He also had an open beer in
his cup holder and a six pack of Corona in

(19:42):
the back seat prepared. The officers also found a folded
one dollar bill with white powder in it that he
admitted was meth He turns out he needed the fake
idea because he doesn't have a driver's license. He's so honest,
and he was also wanted for not appearing in court
on a previous drunk driving charge. So for all that,
he was arrested taking new failed ja sailed. Yep, that's

(20:02):
meth on there. Yeah, and uh, this is one of
my favorite stories of the week. It's an international story
from the UK. This guy, he was on a train,
got to his stop, gets off the train. It wasn't
until after the train had pulled away was long gone,
that he realized, oh no, bloody hell, bloody hell, I
left my bag of drugs on And you're like, I

(20:25):
just write it off, right, I mean, yeah, not this
genius though. First he sent some other guy to meet
the train at the next stop to see if he
could find the bag, but no luck. So then he
gave up right oh no, no, no bullets, called and
reported the missing. One of the employees, though had already
found the bag, looked inside, saw the drugs. The whole
bag was full of ketamine. The cops were called. Now

(20:48):
both guys were arrested, and it turns out they had
been sneaking drugs in from Portugal. And so this whole
missing bag lost and found call not only results of
in them going to failed, but also ended up taking
down an entire drug ring. So my sale, I don't
think these guys were gonna survive jail if you took
down the entire drug ring. There you go. There's your

(21:12):
Friday fail stories. Everybody. We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll come back still to come. We got the d
u i Q. If you'd like to play and be
our contestant here for this next round of the d
u i Q. Let's go ahead and get somebody lined up,
chance to win a prize. Eight seven, seven forty four.
What's the number to call? We're gonna play after the break,
but you call now, do it now? Do it now?

(21:34):
What's seventy three minus four fifty night?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, it's hot.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Well, as his tradition, here on a Friday morning, our
dumbass contest it is always the same, always right around
this time, it's time to play the du i Q.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, c you i Q.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Al right, so eight seven seven forty four. What he
is the phone number? That's we're gonna get our contestant.
Here Sea Bask explaining the way the game works.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Everybody, please, I hit these screets and I find someone
who's drunk. I asked them just the most plain, obvious,
easy trivia questions you could ever imagine.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
But the twist is, yes, they are drunk.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
So you play not by guessing the answer to the questions,
but by guessing what the drunk person knows that answer.
And if you do it eight excuse me, if you
do it correctly two times out of three, you win.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
All Right, we have our contests and say hi to Brad. Hey,
good morning to be Rad, Brad, Brad, Good morning everybody,
Good morning Brad. All right, so you're gonna play the
UYQ before we get to the questions that count. We're
gonna get to know the drunk just a little bit better,
just so get the better idea, just how with it
or most of the time, how not with it? They
are Before we get to those questions, whether you're guessing

(22:38):
if they know the answer or not. And who do
we have here, Sea Bass?

Speaker 9 (22:43):
This is Almah and she's out pounding bruise with her ni.
Oh yeah, I say her bros, her sisses, her chicks
and they have matching outfits even Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
How many beers would you say? Is too many beers
for you? What say you're a cheap I am a
very cheap date. My favorite food is like a girl cheese,
a French trise, and like one glass of wine or beer?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Coke?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Sure? Say beer friends forever? She got it right.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
We all had it, but they all lost it, fila.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
What I saw their best friends? Your beer friends? Yeah? Okay,
all right, wait coke? What was she talking about? Like
cocaine or like drink?

Speaker 6 (23:31):
She said she's a cheap date.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yea, yeah, she's done. Yeah yeah, but what was your drink?
And she said coke?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah? All right?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I was like, is that cocaine? And then one beer?
Beer man? Yeah, all right, Well that's a that's Alma. Brad.
Listen to the question. You just gotta guess two out
of three times if Alma is going to get the
answer right or not. Is everybody ready for Question number one, Yes,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
A sonnet is a type of what do.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I know this?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
You know this?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
You know this repeat? I know the repeat. A sonic
is a type of what son it? I know the word.
I don't know what it is. I know what is? Okay, sonic?

Speaker 11 (24:20):
All right?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
What do you guys think I'm gonna go? I'm going
to start with uh no for almah, no for menace.
I'm gonna I don't know, I'm gonna sweep it. No
because I don't I don't know, I don't know. I'm
guessing I'm gonna start with.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
A triple sammy. Yes, everyone else know?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Okay, uh menace? Do you think that Alma's gonna get
this one? Say? All right, so Brad, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Let's go naki?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
No, not even just to know it's a nagasaki?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Alright, alright? Question number one d y Q. A sonic
is a type of what and I don't know the
answer is, So you guys can tell me they know what?
Is it?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Type of measurement? No, a poem? Yes? Nice? Oh, okay
to a summer's day. If it was multiple choice, I
would have got it. I thought maybe it was like
a part of the song you like a bridge or
like a refrain. Yeah, yeah, refrain. Okay, this is the sonnet.
I mean it has structure. Sure, yeah, totally, I know.

(25:24):
Sorry poetry. All right, Well, hey, great news, Brad. You
were on the board, got your first point here on
the d ut Oh yeah, I guess he wasn't guessing. Yeah, alright,
at your point, you don't get it yet. Let's let's
let's see if you got to hear question number one.

Speaker 12 (25:46):
A sonnet is a type of what restaurant if you
opened up your own sonnet?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
What would you serve there?

Speaker 7 (25:56):
My god?

Speaker 6 (25:57):
And I literally said, not sonic.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
That's why.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
That's why stopped me.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
See, Brad, I willed it into the universe. Your point,
either way, you got a point. You're halfway there to
this win on the d U y Q. Question number two.

Speaker 12 (26:12):
Maybe any current member of any parliament anywhere.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Oh no, I can't do that either, any parliament, any
parliament anywhere.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
I don't want to get too much away, but there
are quite a few to choose from.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I'll say no for Alma and then uh again, triple triple, no,
go on triple now.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
Yeah, I'm going around the wheel.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Now, could you guys do this?

Speaker 6 (26:38):
I mean, I'm thinking of one.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I hope I think one. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm gonna
go bomb cyclone. No, bomb cyclone.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
No.

Speaker 9 (26:46):
And it has to be current and active, by the way,
that's part of the yeah, tri difficulty.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Are you changing your mind?

Speaker 9 (26:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Oh, okay, watching them, I'm watching them.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
All right? What about you, guys? Menace, Sammy, do you
think that she's gonna get it right?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Brad? What do you think Let's go to safe bet
with them? No, but I can ask you a question
without giving an answer. Would you know the answer to
this question? Could you come up with one?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah? I have one, one answer for sure.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
But answer for sure?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
All right, let's let's go with these guys. First question
number two, d U I Q.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
Name any current member of any parliament anywhere?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Sammy, Sammy?

Speaker 6 (27:30):
All right, King Charles.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
In Charles, Okay, that's a guess.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I know that's not correct. I'm gonna say though mine's
not correct either, Putin.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I was trying. If King Charles wouldn't be correct, why
would Putin be correct? I don't know what the answer.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Is, but I was trying to think of the guy
that everybody hated in in the UK.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, with the hair or what's his name? He's not
active right now?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, I know he wasn't act. He is not active anymore.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
That's a good guess, because I said too, that was one, Brad.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
What was what was the name that you were thinking of?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I was going to Blair? But I think.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So here's what we've got some twists. Hold on real
quick before you say right or wrong and anything? What
do you say, Greg? I think he's leaving, but I
was thinking justin Trudeau, who I.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Was gonna say.

Speaker 9 (28:20):
That is a good that is accurate and correct answer.
That was Also here's a twist though, technically Sammy is.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Correct, Wow, Sam.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
Technically King Charles or the Queen or whoever is in
charge of the parliament technically, but.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
They don't show up to any of them.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
They do not correct, but they do like ceremonial stuff,
so like kind of like the vice president is technically
a member of the Senate kind disorta.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, so that tract, would you have accepted the text
somebody's that? Would you have accepted George Clinton? George Clinton?
I think because you said anywhere that's correct?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Anywhere?

Speaker 9 (28:58):
Yeah, I would also have corrected men, I would have
nuclear accepted shadjeru Ishiba, the current Prime Minister of Japan.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
My bad.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Sorry, All right, well, Brad, you said that Almah would
not get this one. If that is indeed the case,
you're gonna be the winner of this rounde of the
d uy q.

Speaker 12 (29:13):
Here we go, Nay, any current member of any parliament anywhere.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Parliament, what's in Europe? It's in London. So I take care.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Of the royalty.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
So I want to say Prince, I mean King Charles.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
Shocking, shocking, and Vladimer Putin is the current president.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Of All right, Brad, no worries. You still got another
question to work with here, d u y q, question
number three.

Speaker 12 (29:45):
Give me a word and its synonym.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Okay, all right, very open ended. All right, So I'm
gonna say double no over here. Oh wow, double no.
And then alma uh god, see I hate it when
I have to guess right after they get one, right, uh,
triple no. But but she lucked into it, like Sammy,
Yes she did. But whatever, you can look into this

(30:10):
one too, all right, So I will say I will
say triple triple no.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Gina gred I was tempted to say triple yes, but
looking at Sammy's face.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Right now, it was like a dog take and ado.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I'm gonna go and say yes to Menace, yes to Almah,
and no to Sammy.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Whoa even though she got that last one right. Yes,
I thought women stuck together. I guess not. I know,
apparently not. Greg, What do you think I'm gonna say
yes to Sammy? She's on fire.

Speaker 7 (30:42):
I'm gonna say, oh, sorry, no to menace and no
to Almah.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Menace, Sammy? What do you think Almah she's gonna get it?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
No, no, no, no, all right, Brad, what do you
think this is the make or break?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I'm gonna have to go with the safe answer.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
No again, no again. All right, here we go. Question
number three.

Speaker 12 (31:02):
Give me a word and it's synonym.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
We will start with Sammy, okay. I put clear and
see through okay.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
And my issue was that it's technically see through was
two words, so I.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Didn't know if I would get that.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, that's one scared. Do you accept that sea bath
for the time being?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Why not? I'm being generally transparent? Would have been much better. Yeah, alright, Menace,
I put run and running. I don't need to know stuff.
That's a herb and Jared.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
All right, All right, let's see a question.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Because I said it backwards?

Speaker 9 (31:50):
No, no, why why would Samy be correct and your's
the incorrect because she had It's just a different explanation
of of word synonym.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
An explanation of a word or similar.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Let's still just talk down and argue this.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Man's point.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Okay, this is part of the game. You want to know.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I's point.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Run and running are the same thing.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
But he just did that.

Speaker 10 (32:20):
They are the same thing, and they're two different words technically,
so that's how his brain did it.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Running and jogging.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Correct.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Man, This is giving us tenses and like, yeah, whatever, guy,
we're trying to understand.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Man, this is part of the fun. Yeah, you're just yeah,
you don't get it. I'm over here conjugating you, guys.
I'm just playing chess. You guys are playing check. You
don't get it, all right? Question number three, d u
I Q.

Speaker 12 (32:46):
Give me a word and it's synonym.

Speaker 9 (32:50):
Nice to use that in a sentence.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
I am very nice, but when I drink beer, I'm
very naughty.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh Greg, there you are. You love that word. Oh yeah, alright,
well Brad, congratulations, you did it, my friend. You're the
winner of the d uy Q Look Show. That's good.
All right, well Brad, congratulations and enjoy your weekend. Just
hang on one second so we can get all your information.
But we do appreciate you listening to The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
There he is, thanks wood Show.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
All right, man, Brad, there's there's b Rad. That's how
that's done.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
All right, we're gonna take a break. We've got some
more Woodies show. It's coming up for your next hang on,
next it is.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's the show, all right.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Welcome back everybody, Friday morning. It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Man.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It was. It was cool having Mike Shanoda and Emily
Armstrong from Linking Park here yesterday. It was awesome, I really.
I mean, Mike's a great guy, but I've known that,
everybody's known that forever. First time meeting Emily. She's great,
she's very chill. She is really awesome. Yeah, and you know,
you could tell just how happy everybody in that group is,

(34:09):
Like they're just so psyched to be working together and
playing music and they're having a great time with the show. Yeah,
I mean, ever since they made the announcement that the
band was back and moving in this direction and everything out,
they've just been on the road. I mean, like Mike,
you nota said to me yesterday. They've been around the
globe literally one and a half times already. Like Greg,
imagine all that flying.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
So much flying. That's what I don't be. I think
it would like your bank account, but I don't like
your what you have to do for it.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I think it would be more though, Well, they're going
to they're going on this this world tour.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
But they've been just getting out there playing and so.
But Emily's fantastic. They should come.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
By more often because free pizza.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Oh yeah, we had free pizza from place here in
Burbank called what Up Dough. Yeah. I think it's pretty different.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
They usually get fresh brothers.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
The world's tallest woman in Minnesoid to mention this when
we were talking about the failed stories. Yeah, the world's
tallest woman and the shortest woman met up for tea
at a hotel in London, and apparently I had a
great time. I mean, there's a big high discrepancy, but
they have a lot in common. The world's tallest woman,
she lives in Turkey. She's twenty seven years old. She
works as a web developer. She's just under seven foot one.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
She's twenty seven. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
The world's shortest woman lives in India. She's a quote
actress and they put it in quote, so it makes
me wonder. Does she do porn? No, just like.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Vern Troyer type stuff. But if you're specialty stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Okay, I'm an actress. Say I'm in a dance les Yeah, yeah,
as what for sure?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, if they're a tiny person in India like you're
a celebrant, Oh, she probably plays herself.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Was probably so famous. She is two feet seven inches tall.
My dam not crazy. So I have a clip here.
This is the huge bitch talking about her meeting with
the tiny chick. And I'm not gonna tell you who's who.
Just into the clip and you could tell me which
one you think is which. Okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 11 (36:04):
I realized and have a lot of boy slow self
care make up during our nails, and you are so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I did not. You can look up the video online.
That's exactly sound. Here's a picture, by the way, Wow,
that's one handsome tall chick.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
You know when they do those documentaries and somebody's talking
to the camera but it's all dark.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Voice.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
And the girl, the short chick, she looks like an
actual like a doll. It looks an American girl doll.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yes, yes, wow, that's so interesting. I would have paid
to watch this meeting. Really, Yeah, you don't have to,
that's online.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah no, but I mean their tea party had finger
sandwiches delicious.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
So question, who would you rather be really really tall one,
really really short one. I'd rather be the short one. Well,
either way I think you're getting you're getting the same
amount of attention, Yeah, just in different ways, Like you know,
one everybody's looking go on, the other one is like,
oh my god, is that a real person. I think

(37:18):
I'd rather be the really tiny one.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I think I would be tiny one too, because the
tall one must be so inconvenient you can't even finish
a call.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, and when you.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Get tired of your friend can just carry you.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Tall shack he's seven foot something something, he's seven to one.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
He makes it work.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, but this is the tallest woman. I don't know
how big one and how how tall is the tall
ist man? She's seven to one tallest woman. How what
about the current tallest man in the world? Yeah, well,
do you eat? Tallest man ever was ever foot two point.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Eight eleven even? Well, yeah, no, he was born no
in the world ever.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh that dude from the Ripley's Museum. Yeah, who's the
current toss man? I believe eight four Robert Pershing Wadlow
and eight four Yeah, and everyone asked him do you
play basketball?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 7 (38:10):
I think if you were small and you went to
the grocery store, it would look like you're surrounded by skyscrapers.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah. The short chick, she could never have a boyfriend
because everybodys gonna be like, oh, the boyfriend's a pedophile,
totally grown ass. Well, she's an adult woman, but she
would think your wiers massive. That's oh my god. Imagine
how big your penis would look, Babe, go tell that everybody. Look,
it's as big as your arm bed.

Speaker 11 (38:34):
It's right.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
She definitely could not get that that menstrual cup in
Oh please, she.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
Could wear that as a hat, a.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Skirt yea god, sorry, yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Should not just man up and stop being a whining
kleef boy.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
This is the Woody Show. I forget exactly what the number,
but we were talking about push ups, oh yeah, and
Seabats refused to do one in front of Gina Grad.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Well, yeah, because I was on video video and you
said girls are tricky and I'm a mean girl.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, but I forget exactly. There's something about like how
many push ups you should be able to do it
different at a certain ages, you know, throughout your life.
Seabats is declaiming how he's the only one on earth
who could do them properly. Right, all right, Well, there's
a fifty nine year old grandmother. She's in Canada, and
she broke the women's world record for most push ups
in an hour. Yeah, and she broke It was seventeen

(39:37):
minutes to spare, so I mean she whoa, she killed it.
She finished with one thousand, five hundred and seventy five
push ups in one hour. Yea, and not even an hour.
Let's just call it, let's call it forty minutes. Damn.

Speaker 7 (39:54):
She's I would have thought maybe one hundred, yeah, I
would have thought one hundred.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, one thousand, five hundred and seventy five push ups.
She's fifty nine years old. Absolutely, she's annoying as hell.
Oh yeah, I saw this clip where she's talking about
this whole thing, and she has her message to everybody.
It's one no, it's not a look at me. It's
just like, great, you're an older chick who can do
a bunch of push ups, and now all of a sudden,

(40:19):
you're like Yoda. Oh the a believer.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Choose to believe in yourself and others. Plan to attack
each day and to be on the offensive.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Side of the game.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Make time to do the things that you love so
you can make things happen and write your own story.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Cool, but you do push ups? Computer? No, it just
it sounds like I had to download it. Sounds it
is nonsensical, and anyone could say that, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but hey she does push ups, you know, a robot.
But yeah, I mean I liked her. She can do
a thousand more than me, a thousand thousand. I think
she can do one thousand, five hundred and seventy four

(40:59):
more than you. I say one thousand. Still, you can
do five hundred and seventy five at an hour. I'll
pay for that. I'll take it one hour, eight seven,
seven forty four. Wooding text us over to two two
nine eighty seven The Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continueus endless search for the perfect week.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, I'm a hair pleux.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Sorry, I'm in hair system. Get it's falling.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
It's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
The what do you Show?

Speaker 8 (41:30):
We'll reserve.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Piology at Irvine Spectrum. What's up, everybody? It's a menace.
I'm gonna be there December twelfth with my buddy Bort
from three to five pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
And this time we're going big by giving away a
big screen television. It's so much more like seam part tickets,
concert tickets, wood You Show, merch and gift cards. Just
to mention a few Piology Irvine Spectrum, Save the date,

(41:55):
December twelfth from three to five pm. And while you're there,
you can enjoy everything that biology has to offer. Biology
December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum, three to five pm.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
This is the Titty Show.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
No crap.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
And as we get into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world, we'll get caught up
on some of the trending news headlines and also We're
gonna do some dad jokes this hour Friday, dad joke. Hell,
I hope you brought the good one ce best.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
Well, you remember they've got some in the latest Mensa
bulletin the Mensa magazine.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
I already got that one. I already read that one. Yeah,
anybody can get it. Okay, Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Which one's your favorite?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah? To find out? Okay, that's coming up dad jokes.
You be able to call in, text in with your
favorite dad jokes. Got some updates follow upnews dot com.
The burglaries there at Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes house
while they were playing on a Monday night football game
was supposedly carried out by this trans national crime ring

(43:00):
trans trans crime, and now the NFL is warning its
players to be on alert.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I mean you gotta travel that much.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I know. Yeah, well, I mean the schedule comes out,
they know when these people are going to be out
of town. But they're in gated neighborhoods. How do they
get in? Yeah, but they're all in gated neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Could the guy I walked through Britney Spears house while
she was placed like so weird?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah? Unless you have active armed security patrolling twenty four
to seven.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Little Jesse Smolette his conviction for lying and staging a
hate crime against himself. They're in Chicago, overturned by the
Illinois Supreme Court. Yes for Jesse, but not because anyone
thinks he's innocent. It's because the loser Chicago DA that
Kimberly Fox Chick reached a deal with him, which resulted
in her dropping the charges, which have never been dropped,

(43:48):
and the then Mayor Rob Emmanuel didn't like that, so
he appointed a special prosecutor to investigate. The grand jury
restored the charges, and then Little Jesse was convicted. But
his attorneys are had and successfully that it was a
vindictive persecution, Okay, and the original resolution to the case
should have been the end of it. We already resolved this,

(44:12):
That's what I'm saying. Like the Chicago DA dumb, Like
it was very clear that he orchestrated this whole thing.
He lied, he made up a hate.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Crime, wasted so many resources.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
By the way, Ram Emmanuel is the brother of Ari Emmanuel,
who the character Ari Golden Entourage is based off.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Right, h Did we ever frigure out who made that
special call to hit up the DA to get those charges.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, I haven't heard anything about that. I remember what
you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
But yeah, people are like trying to link the Obamas.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Okay, speaking of fools, passengers had to hold down and
duct tape a guy who was trying to open the
door of the plane mid flight during a trip to Dallas.
Here is one of the passengers talking about apprehending the guy.
Metace has made this point a number at times. Yes,
like if the guy happens to die in the context
of that, Like.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Yeah, no, I support legal murder. If some guy is
on a plane and he's acting up and he's trying
to open the door or hurt people, you should be
allowed to murder that person.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I feel the same way people are like in public
and you're threatening to you know, hurt or you know,
murder whatever other people. The guy who's the subway, yeah,
he's on trial now in New York. He's like a
former marine or something. I forget what he is headed
remember his first name. I don't know. Anyway, that guy
there was some dude like Wilden out threatening everybody, threatening everybody,

(45:40):
and so this guy gets him in the choke hold
and I guess he had him in the choke hold
too long. He couldn't done, he couldn't breathe, Weavy.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
If you're threatening to kill people, yes you should.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yes, you have stopped. And I think just because the
guy was black, and because he was homeless and everything else,
like you know what I'm saying, because people all of
a sudden, there was like more sympathy thrown on this
guy than he deserved. He didn't deserve any of it.
And so what same thing, like if you're trying to
open the door of the plane, or you're threatening people
on the train or whatever it is, whatever happens to you,
it happens to you. Sam, I am Sam, I am Yeah. Anyway,
So here's one of the passengers talking about it. There

(46:14):
was no time he was two feet from the door.

Speaker 11 (46:18):
It was just chaos.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
He was going for the door, and so I just
grabbed the guy from behind and Kevin from pulling the
thing on the door.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
You know, we were on our knees holding him down.
Not yeah, I mean, you know who cares.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
And even though you can't open the door during the flight,
I don't want anybody touching it. Don't even touch it.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Daniel Penny is the guy's name. Thought at Daniel Penny,
I have egg on my face and see Greg, I
thought you were smart because you're alma mater MI. I
t right, you know, cause that's where Greg went to school.
They announced that starting next fall, they're waving tuition for
families that make less than two hundred thousand dollars a year.
Why didn't they do this when I went there? And

(47:00):
that includes around eighty percent of incoming students. Normal tuition,
which I thought would be higher. Normal tuition at MIT
is around sixty thousand dollars a year a year, because
that's what it was back in the year there, in
the late eighties, early nineties, what it was.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
They probably get so many donations.

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Well, I've always said this about like Harvard, because they
have a seventy literally a seventy billion dollar endowment.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
It's like, how is tuition not free? You just live
off the interest of that. I just get the smartest
people in the world to go there, That's all you need.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Easy peas. A fifty six year old man scammed a
Texas woman out of more than two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars pretending to be Elon Musk. Oh boy, people
are so dumb, So you give him money to Elon.
They became friends on Facebook course exchange messages. The victim's
husband said that she transferred around six hundred thousand dollars

(47:53):
to quote unquote Elon Musk. Does she not have to
run that by him like most people like? Okay, look,
if it's under one hundred dollars, you can just go ahead.
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
We don't need to discuss that. If it's over whatever
that number is in your relationship and your marriage. Uh,
you know, we should probably discuss it. Right, big ticket items.
You're going to transfer six hundred thousand dollars and there's
no way. She went to him and said, hey, Elon Musk, Yeah,
I need to send him six hundred Get the f
out of here. How stupid.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
It's a great investment opportunity.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
You guys don't know. So the husband says that she
transferred around six hundred thousand dollars to this Elon Musk,
who promised her a fifty five million dollar return.

Speaker 11 (48:35):
Return.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
It's called priests. Look into it. Hey, honey, Elon Musk,
if we send him six hundred thousand dollars. We'll get
a fifty five million dollar return.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Oh oh good, sounds good, my best friend, I think, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
It's dumb sad. A man lost two hundred and thirty
million in crypto fortune after he fell for a scam.
It's one of those uh cryptocurrency thefts, and it's, uh,
they say, the largest one from a single person in
American history. The scammer said that they were tech support
staff for Google and Gemini Crypto Exchange, and that they

(49:11):
needed to gain access to the dude's account to quote
assist with a security breach, and he's like, and so
they got what they wanted and they laundered it through
multiple exchange platforms and a professional you know, money launderer.
The scammers were caught and they're looking at twenty years
in prison, but about one hundred million is unaccounted for.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Because oh, now crypto works with the blockchain, everything is trackable.
So I don't understand, like, when you're stealing it, but
then they laundered it, right, people know who stole it, well.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
When they got busted, but I'm saying they laundered it,
and so who knows where it went?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Right.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
That's basically that involves to bone up on this. But like,
you make a bunch of micro transactions, so you send
little tiny bits of what ever, the coin, bitcoin, whatever
it is, to different places, and that is the laundring.
But what Menace is saying is, yeah, even that, even
though you're laundering it, every one of those transactions is public.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Yeah, so it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
You want to do another round of Woody Show zero
to political from the Woodies Show text. Okay, just looking
at the text, see what everybody's got about some of
these stories. We did the follow up news dot com
about the Travis Kelsey Patrick Mahomes thing about how their
homes were robbed from Monday Night Football. Let's see, it
was the first text after we did the story. Okay,

(50:33):
it's number one, six ' five to one. Patrick Mahomes
is happy that Trump is back. He got his revenge. Wow,
what's that have to do? That wasn't even a joke. No,
it's not even a joke. But he's basically saying like,
oh so you know, yeah, so he's happy that Trump
is back, so therefore this is his revenge.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
The revenge on the criminal.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
That one back to the writing writing room. Yeah, oh yeah,
what was my other what was my other favorite dumb
text this morning? I was telling, uh oh yeah, here
this one, uh five to one to five. Does Gina
have to chime in on everything? I mean that's just
a criticism. Yes, it's literally her job. Yeah, she's I
means if she is, that means she is doing her job.

Speaker 13 (51:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Otherwise I'd just be stealing money from the company, and
that's not correct.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
We're gonna take a break more wood He Shows. Next
dad jokes coming up for you Friday morning. Dad jokes.
If you got one, go ahead, give us a call.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number good
old fashioned dad jokes on the phones. You can also
text over to two to ninety seven. We'll do those
next The Woody Show. We'll be right back The Woody Show.

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Pretty pretty good.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
I got to talk.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I gotta tell what I'm all right, It's time four
round of dad jokes, everybody. Yeah, if you got a
good dad joke for us, give us a call eight
seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody. Or do what a lot of people have
already done. They're texting their dad jokes over in two

(52:12):
two nine eight seven. Anybody want to start here in
the room, we can just jump right into it.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Start with one wood. You know, I'm getting my house renovated.
I asked my contractor how much the chimney would cost.
He said, nothing, It'll be on the house.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Okay yo. I was happy about that.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
I'm a question for you guys. Yeah, how do you
follow Will Smith in the snow? How you follow the
fresh Prince?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Oh? I couldn't come up with that, but yeah, that's it.
That's a good one. It's classic. I have one.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
Why to reach new heights in his performance?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
As right? I like that one. Yeah, that was a
good one, you guys.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Another one?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
What? Wow?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
He felt his presence?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Share that?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Another one? You got another one? Menace?

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Why do golfers always claim clam during a round of golf?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
But why do golf? Why do golfers always calm during
a girl? I never.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
I gotta know it now we have to know it.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Why was the golfer always calm during a round of golf?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Why he had a steady hand.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Who got buddy, I'll be here all night. I will too,
trying to figure it out. Yeah, it's a thinker, Yeah,
it is a thinker. All right. Forty four. Let's go
to Nika. Good morning, Nika.

Speaker 12 (53:50):
Hi guys.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
All right, so dad joke, I need you to respond.

Speaker 14 (53:56):
It's the only way it works.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Okay, yep, okay.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
What's the pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Are r.

Speaker 9 (54:05):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
You think it'd be our but oh it's that.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Classics.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah, all right, you can thank, you appreciate. Listen to show.
Let's go to Leonardo. Good morning, Leonardo. What do you showy?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
What's your dad job? Yes, sir?

Speaker 7 (54:25):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dabi?

Speaker 14 (54:32):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Well?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
In Dubai they don't like the flintstones.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
But alright, yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go
to Amanda. Good morning, Amanda, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Hi, Hio morning, A morning's dad jokes? Why was the
baby aunt so confused?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Why was the baby aunt so confused?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
Why because all of his uncle over ants?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Okay, you know I never heard that one. That's a
good one man, and thank you for the call. Appreciate
listen to what you show. Let's go to Ray. What's
up Ray? Good morning Friday?

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Ray.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
What's your dad joke? What's the difference between a hippo
and ap Okay, what's the difference between the hippo and
the zippo?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
What?

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Well, the hippo is really big and really heavy and
the zippos a little lighter at.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
The ways. You guys get that one lighter? All right?
How about this one? You guys want to hear a
joke about construction? Yes, you have to wait. I'm still
working on it.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Oh, I got one. Why did the golfer carry us
carry a special umbrella?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Why? Because of a forecast? Because of a forecast forecast.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
It dawned on me.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I went to go on a diet, but I feel
like I just have way too much on my plate
right now. So yeah, let's go to uh Tommy, Hey,
good morning, Tommy, good morning, Good morning? All right, dad joke?
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
All right?

Speaker 14 (56:27):
It's my favorite one. What do you call the melon
that wasn't allowed to get married?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
What do you call the melon? That wasn't allowed to
get married. What a candellout can't do? All right, Tommy,
thank you for the calls. Go to Gary, what's up?
Gear bear?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
There? Hey, what's up? What you show?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Hey? Alright? So Friday dad jokes?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
All right? What's brown and sticky? And you find it
in the woods?

Speaker 14 (56:54):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I was gonna say, deer pop? What we're still doing
that one? Okay? See that was an actual joke. Gary,
Thank you? What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
All right?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
What do a tick in the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Who how do you make hudwiser? Would he?

Speaker 14 (57:23):
What?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Hell? Send him to school?

Speaker 10 (57:27):
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Why? Because it's pointless. Let's say hi to John, Good morning, John, pencil?

Speaker 4 (57:34):
A little bit better?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
John? Are you there?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I'm here?

Speaker 7 (57:39):
You're right?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Yeah, we got your dad jokes? What do you got?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
All right? Dad joke?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
What did the contractors say when the house fell on them?
What did the contractors say when the house fell on him?

Speaker 11 (57:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Get off me home? All right? John?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Thank you for the calls. Go to Nick, Nick, what's
your dad?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Joke?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
By wind is a yak become a dad joke when.

Speaker 8 (58:03):
When it becomes a parent.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
That one became apparent to me. I have a question, Yeah,
what's that? Where do fish spend their money?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
It's not a golf you kind of had Okay, what
is it the fish? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yeah, where does yeah, where they spend them? Where do
they spend their money in a river bank?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I was gotta say, the golf clurse spend their money
the clubhouse. After the back nine, I thought, maybe we're
going to get tricked back into a golf one. Do
you have a good dad joke for us?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
Got the best? I've got mensa jokes? A Greek professor
goes to a tailor to have his pants. Man, did
the Taylor.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Asks you rip these?

Speaker 6 (58:45):
You rise?

Speaker 9 (58:46):
The professor answers yes, amenities a.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Greek play getting Steve? Good morning, Steve?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
All right, good morning. Why can't you left out loud
in Hawaii?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Why you can only do a looa HeLa? All right?
How about this one? What did the caretaker say when
they jumped out of the store cupboard? What supplies you guys?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
I was reading this book about anti gravity it is
impossible to put down.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yeah, well, this furniture store keeps calling me. All I
wanted was one night stand. If a child refused to
sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I like that? All right.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. I
don't know why.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah, all right, Well this went off to text eight
o eight. What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Out?
Where Wendy's.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
Alright?

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Why do golf announcers whisper?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Oh we're back to golf?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Kay?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
So why do you golf announcers whisper? Why? Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Because they don't want the people watching to wake up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yeah, it's boring. Yeah, my dad loves Let's go to Ryan. Hey,
good morning, Ryan, Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
What's your dad joke?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bull?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I said no, I didn't know he could get it?
All right, Megan, your next why is your dad joke?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
What do you call a dog magician?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
What do you call a dog magician?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
What a lauder cadabrador?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
All right, Megan, thank you for the call. I appreciate
listening to the show. Hi about this one. Why won't
Dad's buy velcrow because it's a ripoff?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
This is from the five six two. What do a
gynecologist and a door dash driver have in common? What?
They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.
What does a cow use to do math? What a calculator? Uh?

(01:01:11):
Five four one? What does a woman in an airplane?
What does a woman and an airplane have in common?
They both have a cockpit?

Speaker 14 (01:01:21):
One?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when
they go to play golf? Medace? Here we go, what's
it up? Man? Seven? Steal in your thunder in case
they get a hole in one?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
This one from the seven one four? Where do you
take someone hurt in a game of Peekaboo? Where to
the ICU? Let's see? How about this one? Heady. For
the longest time I couldn't figure out how my seat
belt worked, but then it clicked. Let's see this one says, Uh,

(01:01:57):
you got to really hand it to short people, Sammy, Yes,
they can't reach it. I have a have a question.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Yeah, yeah, Where do you find a golfer on a
Friday night where clubbing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
What do you call a pig that knows karate pork chop?
And here I'll give you a a couple more off
the off the text, Alejandro says, do you know that
Cardi b has a twin sister that likes to work
out a lot. Her name's Cardio. What's the best thing
about orcas? What they do? A killer whale impression? H

(01:02:38):
eight one seven? Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands because
they're extinct? What do you call him? Bunny with fleas bugs? Bunny?
I tripped over a box of Kleenex. I thought I
broke my ankle. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage.
Chris and New Orleans, thank you? Yeah, then this one

(01:03:01):
makes a good point nine on nine. Are you guys
taking these jokes from Nebraska? Because they're kind of corny?
Take us out with one last dad joke? Knock knock?
Who's there? Comet Haley?

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Comet Haley?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Play me in a way joke for you? Wow? Usually
you're pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
H Can I go out with one?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
How many tentacles? Who's Lesbian's favorite baseball player? Who's off
the tax? Seven? Lenny Dykstra shout with Lenny? All right,
Dennis one more? Okay, I'm gonna give you the honor
this week. You've been killing it with these golf jokes.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
H Are you a scratch golfer?

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
No, No, well I know I am because every time
I hit the ball, I scratched my head wondering where
it went.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Wow, all right, there you go. There's your dad jokes.

Speaker 15 (01:04:08):
Everybody shall the golf don't don't show morning, and I
will follow up to the dad jokes on the after
hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies. This person called
in and left a dad joke.

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
Hey, Woody, shall we have a dad joke for you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
What did the dad say when he jumped out at
the surprise party? Surpri oh surprise? Okay, all right, all right,
it's cute, it's dumb, it's really bad, all right? How
about this one? This guy's drunk, though, so he called
in after hours voicemail. He's already hammered with his dad joke.

Speaker 14 (01:04:54):
You know how hard it is to get to the
drumk dial when you've been drinking. It took me at
least ten minutes, jez, but this is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
A dad joe. So uh, I was in the hospital.
For a peekaboo accident. Yeah, I wasn't I see you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Oh I just had that. Yeah Yeah, well I mean
did leave him voicemail delivery. Yeah, I mean it rocked it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Well, you know it's very uh, very very deliberate. Yeah.
It kind of reminds me of Stephen Wright, one of
your favorite comedians. You know, Greg loves Stephen old timey,
old time love. I mean it's old timy like, I'm
sure he enjoys that. Well, I'm old. I'm old, not
even Greg, but Stephen Right, he was the last time
anybody brought Stephen Wright's name up. I don't know who

(01:06:01):
Stephen Right, he's the guy talks like that. And last
Halloween I walked around with a refrigerator box on my back.
I went as an aunt.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
Like he was kind of precursor to Mitch Hebburg doing
that kind.

Speaker 13 (01:06:17):
Of thing if you're trying to have a half twin.
I also have a Siamese steps on a friend of
miners on the Ouiji border of directors. My doctors told

(01:06:41):
me I shouldn't work out anymore and hill him in
better shape. I said, all right, don't send me a
bill until I pay you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I am a body part. You can use me to
fill your big crack. The ancient Egyptians thought I produced
mucus woody. After you get me up, you should tie
me down the woody shop man. We are into another
new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(01:07:19):
And good morning to you. I say good morning. My
name is what? That's Greg Gory one of the stars
of this upcoming hour. We got Menace. Hey, what's up?
He is the other star of this upcoming hour. More
on that here at a second, we got Gina grad Good
morning to you. There is sea backs. We got Sammy
phones open eight seven seven fold if all we put

(01:07:39):
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
We have the no Hands Challenge, which if you've heard
this before, we've done it with different things, where Greg
has to feed Menace only using his feet. Easy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
So we have tarps and we have a theme you know,
with Thanksgiving and all it's gonna be. So we got
we've got a Thanksgiving theme of the no Hands Challenge,
which is a segment that was invented original copyright trademark
by Menace. Yes, I'm very excited. He's always excited on
days there's food I know, right, yeah, so it's a

(01:08:15):
non traditional way of receiving that's right. Well, that's you
and I. It's kind of tradition at this point. And
you know that Greg's a clean person. So even though
you're you're eating from his feed. Yeah, I mean, it's
like legally eating at a poor star. We'll have it
very fancy feed. They're bougie. Yeah, yeah, so we'll we'll
have that for you some video on that. To this
hour here on the Wood Show, we're gonna start with

(01:08:35):
some food news. Oh yeah, let me get a d
that that was and starting this piece of food news. Craft.
They're putting out a limited edition Everything Bagel version of

(01:08:57):
their classic mac and cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Talk about that. I don't get the obsession with everything Bagel.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah, I don't. I've never gotten it. I like it,
I don't understand it. What about the bagels themselves, Everything
Bagels those are good. Don't get it. I don't get
the hype. I mean you could buy just the seasoning
like a Trader throws and you can just do this yourself.
Go get some craft bac and cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
It's poppy seed, what onions?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yeah, garlic, garlet I don't get all. This is something
I guess people have wanted, so Kraft says, and so
you'll be able to get it on Black Friday, but
you could just sprinkle it on yourself. You'll only be
available while supplies last, and you're only gonna be able
to get it from Walmart dot com. Now if you're
wondering how much, it's just a dollar fifty eighth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Another big story has been the headline about how Delta
is going to serve shake Shack burgers on flights who
I want to know them. It's not in and out,
it's shake shock.

Speaker 9 (01:10:02):
It's hot and fresh to your mouth off the griddle. Yeah, true,
which I don't think they're going to have at a
Yield airport.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
All right, So if you're a big fat ass like
I am, this definitely popped up in your feet. And
I did read more about it because I got pretty excited.
But then I realized that they're only going to start
offering on long distance domestic flights flights out of Boston only, Okay,
so that's whe they're starting it, and then from there,
Delta says they'll expand the shake Shack service to other
cities in the next twelve months, so it's going to

(01:10:27):
be a rollout, but also only available in first class.

Speaker 9 (01:10:31):
So you got well, that's class not a problem for me, right, guys, Yeah,
it's not a problem for about.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Yeah. Some other food news. How about let's do some
holiday type stuff. The pasta company, Berrilla, they've announced that
they have an exciting new product for the holiday season
is pasta shape like snowflakes. There will be three shapes
in each box. Are only going to be available for
a limited time starting early December. They'll be exclusively at

(01:10:59):
wall like everything else is. You know, all these companies
they are having meetings and saying, you know what, guys,
people will buy literally anything, all right, A gorilla muckety
muck says, quote, we hope that it inspires moments of togetherness,
helping to create new memories with loved ones. Yeah, because
that's what That's what pasta is going to do. Get
the f out of repair all my broken relationships in Osh,

(01:11:22):
Now you and your brother are gonna get along. Yeah,
we shared some Burla snow. I believe it. If you're
going to be authentic see some of the holiday food news.
Food News Fireball did a poll found that over half
of millennials and gen zers of drinking age find that

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family gatherings are stressful, and so they're selling special Christmas
stockings that come preloaded with a full bottle of whiskey. Yeah,
and there's a spout at the bottom that you can
pour from. Each stocking holds a full one point seventy
five liter bottle around thirty five shots. So it's made
for sharing or not. Here's a picture of its box wine. Yeah,

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look at look at the toe of it. So that's
where that's the cool. I like apout there. It seems
like a lot of efforts. Yeah, they're gonna be at
select stores for the holidays for around twenty five bucks.
They're calling them part decoration, part family dinner, icebreaker, part
new tradition. It's the non denominational holiday themed whiskey stocking
from Fireball? Are you still in the Fireball kick menace?

(01:12:28):
I love Fireball? He was for a minute like that's
what he was drinking exclusively. Yeamprestions his breath.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Oo.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Food news and one more piece of holiday food news
kit cat shape like Santa Claus. They're hitting stores for
the holidays. Now. This is the first time they've done
anything other than their normal kit cat shape. The KitKat
Santa has little boots, his KitKat written on the soleskw like,
how uh you know Woody from Toy Story he had

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Andy written in the bottom of his boot. It's his
KitKat in the bottom of the soles. He's got a hat,
a belt, mittens, and of course a smile face and
a fluffy mustache.

Speaker 9 (01:13:01):
Is a pictures Claus. It's a front on Santa Claus,
not looking like a profile. How would they do that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
That's why? Why would be a profile? Because just for fun?
The new edition contains an even crisp beer wafer a
chocolate ratio than the classic. That's according to the press
release from Hershey, So I like KitKat. I know some
people here dog dog on Kitkats, but I do like
some kit cats.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
I'd rather than Nutter butter.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
Nutter butter you know they're like those big giant wafery layers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Those are good. Those are cookies. That's not a candy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
Wait the what am I talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I'd rather have a stick butterfinger.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
No, I'm not talking about Nutter butter.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
What's the ones that are those long wafers of chocolate
peanut butter chocolate peanut butter.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
Sticks like that, but like they're giant.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
And Janey Buddydy those are good. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:56):
Yeah, you wouldn't call that a candy bar.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
No, that's in the snackcake aisle. It's his little Debbie
makes it. But it's kind of cookie adjacent. But you
don't find them in the candy Island's you know, it's
with all the cream pies. Hell yeah, I did have
a question because somebody had texted over about this and
I have not tried it yet. Oh sorry, Food News.
Jack in the Box, it's a nationwide thing. They have

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their Beeria tiny tacos. I know I've done the tiny
tacos before, tiny tacos, but like the Beria thing is
super trendy right now. Everybody's doing that, and so Jack
in the Boxes just jumped on that. But I wonder
bite sized tacos with Beeria flavors served with Jack's classic

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buttermilk ranch dipping sauce that's been enhanced with a Beeria flavor.
So and they also have a five dollars big deal
breakfast meal that they're offering, so you can get these
for a limited time. It's lit at locations nationwide before
you walk out the door. That five dollars big deal
breakfast meal. That's a breakfast jack, French toasticks and a

(01:15:05):
order of hash Browns for five bucks. Wow. And that's
available all day, anytime of the day.

Speaker 9 (01:15:11):
I will say this, when you get the tiny tacos,
do not get the loaded tiny tacos because it ruins
them because then you're digging your hands like a Molayer
star some kind of sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Yeah, I got it. And then pro tip Yeah, and
let us in there. Yeah, put the regular ones and dip.
All right, Well, we're gonna take a break and then
we're going to come back. We got the No Hands Challenge.
It's the thanks Giving edition. All see what I did there,
It's a feast. I worked up menaces appetite with some food.
Apiate this and then coming up next he gets to eat.

(01:15:44):
It's disgusting. The Woody Show. Well, it is a time
for Thanksgiving round of the No Hands Challenge. Greg is
the feeder, yes, and then the feed yeah, and then menace.

(01:16:06):
He is the feed eat. Yeah, I'm hungry, he is.
He's going to be eating a Thanksgiving meal. It's a
that uh that Greg will be feeding menace with and
only using his feet. Yes, yes, so we we've done
a bunch of other things in the past. And uh
now Greg was in charge of the menu, and he

(01:16:26):
went very traditional with the menu.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
I did except for one thing because I figured, you
know how much I hate waste. I didn't want to
waste good turkey on foot food. So I got like
just some pre made smoked turkey. And then we do
have what I consider to be an awesome side dish
of mashed potatoes. It's this brand called bob Evans.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's so good. What do you find
this store? Regular grocery store for the pre mad stuff
they have like pre made mac and cheese. It's like
the Delia.

Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
It's a restaurant. Bob Evans is a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Yeah, it's awesome. You never been to a bob Evans.
I have none their mashed potatoes rule.

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
And then we have to top it off just some
what I would call convalescent hospital homemade non homemade gravy,
I should say jarred gravy. It smells like a convalescent
hospital cafeteria, thank you. And then some delicious ocean spray cranber.
My only kind Yeah, all right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
So menace, Well, uh, we're gonna try to he's blindfolded.
He's got that blindfold on the google and we're gonna
we're gonna see how he does. Again, only the goals
to get it into his mouth and to feed menace
using only his feet.

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
This is I'm nervous today. I gotta spoon gravy. I
gotta I don't know how I'm gonna get the cranber.
What are we what are we gonna start with? I
think we should be civilized and just start with some turkey.
And would you like some gravy on top of the civilized?

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Yeah, yeah, we'll start with turkey and grave. Now what
are we gonna do? Are you going to uh the turkey?
Are you going to dip it into the gravy?

Speaker 14 (01:18:05):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
How are we gonna do it? I think I might
top it with gravee. Okay, I have a spoon in
the gravy. I got a spoon in the cranberry. A
spoon and the mashed potatoes and a fork for the gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Okay, so I guess maybe yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
come around to the other side.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
There happening.

Speaker 7 (01:18:22):
Oh, man, I didn't position the turkey and with a
little bit of gravy on top. Yeah, so I can see,
But you got a minute. I'm still working here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Yeah, Greg is working to get the turkey. Oh you okay?
Using his My.

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
God, just dropped the new new technique.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I'm gonna dunk the you know what you do? Maybe
you dunk your foot into the gravy and then and
then grab the turkey with the gravy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Yeah, we go.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
The reason why is why is man is blindfold because
it makes it more of a challenge. Menace has to
get it into his mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Just dipped his toes in a hot gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Okay, it's sorry, It probably feels nice, right Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Well, you know how chefs always say you're the best
tool is your hands. Yeah, and what they really mean
is it's your feet sneering.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Oh yeah, okay, So he's gonna He's got the turkey
between his big toe. Oh it kind of broke.

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
And if you think about it, the feet are the
hands of the legs.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
What's the member, Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
This looks vile.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
You don't want to try something. So he's got a
piece of the turkey. I'm gonna give it another dog. Okay,
here we go, man, go, here we go. It's coming
to find it. Oh yeah, I get that. Oh yeah,
you haven't got it yet. You can feel it with
your mouth. You can feel it with your mouth. Let's
give him the turkey was hanging on his foot. He

(01:19:49):
had it up there in your foot, menace, use your
tongue to kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
I'm gonna put more your foot a little bit, but like, okay,
it comes more.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:20:02):
Oh wow, this is really dangling this God really okay,
I think that was that wasn't it's falling here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
It is his foot, he's using his foot. So yes,
there's gonna be a tone. No, he's not, he's not anything.
I gotta go higher. It's right there, my head because
it's the way it's dangling. Less talking, more eating, There is,
there is, there is. You gotta don't keep'll keep bringing
it up. You got it pasta exactly. Come on, man,

(01:20:37):
it's turkey.

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
You literally almost bit his heel off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
You get it. It was dangling minute. Yeah, I'm I'm
giving that one. I'm giving that one partial credit. That
one that was one's partial credit.

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Because he's just slipping up like a spaghetti because he had.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Why did it come off in like one big kind
of long string.

Speaker 7 (01:20:56):
Yeah, because I ripped it with my foot, Yeah, hard,
and it kind of broke the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
The good All right, you're ready for some mashes. By
the way, this whole thing is MENACE's idea. There's no
hands challenge. This is like the fourth or fifth one
we've done. This is just the Thanksgiving additions. That was
the smoke turkey dipped in gravy, or actually foot dipped
in gravy.

Speaker 7 (01:21:19):
I'm allowed to wipe my foot in between, right, because
I can't grip my spoon with gravy toes. Do you
what do you do the spoon for the mashed potatoes?

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Can I give you? Can I give you like a
thought on the mashed potatoes? I think you kind of
use your like the top of your foot as like
a shovel and have it sit on top of your foot,
and the menace eats the mashed potatoes off the top
of your foot.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
He's going to need to engage the other foot for
this gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
That could be the second part of the challenge. Let's
start with mashed potatoes. I can try with the spoon first,
Can go on to the second round, though.

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Gregg's dying to use the spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
I'm just jumping ahead to the reveals. Yeah, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna. Okay, here we go, here's here we go.
This is mashed potatoes Thanksgiving round of the No Hands Challenge.
Would you like gravy, Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
You can do it easily.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
I would also like to know what you can see
from your vantage. I only have the one side here.
I'm trying to be contortions here. Okay, here we go here.
I always got the spoons. Oh, there you go, Greg.
That was really good.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
I can see why you wanted to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Was that was fun? Oh my hip that was That
was a spoonful of mashed potato. Would put a little
more and a little more foot yeah, a little more.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I mean Gray's going on about these Bob Evans mashed potatoes, like,
what are you giving the Let's.

Speaker 7 (01:22:39):
Give him, Let's give him more than Okay, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
Gotta feel good, Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
It's got to be weirdly satisfying, right, Yeah, it kind
of is. And I hate to waste. So he's getting more. Okay,
that's a that's a good amount, all right, Menace. There
slifted up. Get the get the isn't that good? He's sorry? God,

(01:23:06):
since when does he eat slow? Okay, here it's still there,
all right?

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
He has a savor.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Well, yeah, because he scooped it up with toe because
I know you like big bite. Yeah, he likes to
eat quickly. Yes, I guess I'm not going to go
back for it. All right, so let's let's do uh,
let's let's do with with the gravy. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Yeah,
there's nothing better. Yeah, alright, so he's he's gonna get
a serving of both, some mashed potato, some grave. Oh,

(01:23:37):
this and that delicious. This looks oh my god, happy Thanksgiving?
All right, here we go. All right, he got about
equal amount mashed potato and toe mashed potato. Put the
toe in mashed potato. Alright, alright, alright, it's like, what jeal?

(01:24:03):
What's cold the gravy? All right, right, cold grave. Let's
give you some dessert now.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
How you've earned it?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
So what is this? This is the cranberry sauce, cranberry,
which I love. I think this is going to be
the most difficult.

Speaker 6 (01:24:14):
Don't cut your toe gets.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
This is the this is ocean spray.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Correct.

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
Alright, so I'm gonna try to get are we are
we dealing with the spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
I'm gonna try with the spoon first.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Because for real, you're going to get tennis.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
This is, okay, insanely difficult to angle my body like this.
You're sounding such a mom.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
I'll put on a sweater.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
I'm cold and I have such gravy feed that I
can't do.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
You need a napkun.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I do need to wipe this one's toe here? Yeah,
because it is like a little bit more like the
cranberry is obviously a little bit more dense. Oh yeah, yeah,
I wipe your face. Well, hold on, put a towel
on Greg's toes and have them like his face back.
Oh yeah, there you go. Oh man, how am I
going to get this spoon?

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
This is well because cranberry sauce. This is not sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
This is like.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
A hard well it's it doesn't scoop like gravy escapes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Oh man, all right, I think you almost got it.
You might have to cray one more time. You might
want to push down on the spoon kind of like
pry it like jello. Okay, yeah, or yeah, there you go. Yeah, okay,
there's a nice game. Now I can shift the spoon,
turn the spoon, earn the spoon. So Greg's grabbing the spoon.

(01:25:27):
Menaces waiting, mouth a.

Speaker 6 (01:25:29):
Gape, scoop it with the other foot onto the spoon.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Use use the other foot to your advantage. It's a
good idea, Gina. It's nice call.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
All right, it's getting the cranberry. Okay, I got a
good amount onto the spoon. That's that's really good.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
That's plentiful.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah, okay, here we go, fell off, Here we go,
here we go. Left you up.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
Yeah, Greg's the real victim here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Wow, that was difficult a f all right, that is hard. Hard.
Now do we think we can pull off the trifecta?
All three? A piece of turkey, like like the perfect bite, yes,
the leftovers? Yeah, yeah, so it would be turkey. I'm
gonna do a little potato potato gravy and some cranberry sauce,

(01:26:26):
like if you have to. What you should do is
just kind of mix it all together, scoop it on,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
A nice scoop it up with the spoof exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Here's a piece of berry right right.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
On the tarp for you no jars. Yes, it's not everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
The three together, all three together, all three together.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
It's not all mushy.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
Because it's not sure. Did I tell you Greg? I
was at the Trader Josie other day and they have
a Thanksgiving reto. Now it's like all these things and
that sounds good.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Prison spread.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
I'll give you guys a review later on. All right, okay, okay,
I got it. It's how we got Okay, all right,
here we go. Okay, here's the full meal, full meal,
get it, get it almost there? Man? Did you get it? Yeah?
What was it? It's not good. It's not good like

(01:27:29):
cold ass. That was just tomato. It was left over. Well, okay,
oh that's a that's a nice pig piece, y'all. Look
at that. He looks like something a national geographic that
thing apart. All right, nice nice? Would you like to

(01:27:51):
be leftover?

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Oh I'm stopped, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Well, there you go. That's how you do the no
hands challenge, medas now menace. You had the turkey, you
had the cranberry, you had the mashed potatoes. Can you
give us like a ranking of of your favorites? What
did you like the most? And then the least point
to smoke turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
Yeah, I love the turkey, Love the cranberry sauce.

Speaker 14 (01:28:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
The mashed potatoes, mash potatoes could use.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
A little more salt, pepper. Gravy terrible, the gravy tury
giving your napp man.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
All right, well there you go. Wow, I gotta go
take a shower.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Thanksgiving edition of the No Hands Challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
The show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
You know, I shouldn't be hungry after watching what.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
We just saw?

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah? Should I be embarrassed? And I'm kind
of sweating for like show, show shows your apps. I
bet you swell now yeah, hell yeah, dude, I'm gonna
clean my shirts off though.

Speaker 9 (01:29:05):
And Greg, you should love that that Bob Evans because
I did check. And yes, our friend Jerry O'Connell and
Francis Roberto we were these spokesman for Bob Evans mashed
potatoes and mac and.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Cheese four five years ago. That's a gig. I would
love to go. God forbid he bring us up. I know,
Bob Evans. We started the Hour of Food News and
then we got everybody really hungry. I mean maybe even
broke through my resistance from zep bound because it made
me so hungry watching all that turkey and feet not
that bad. If it wasn't for the zet bound I

(01:29:37):
probably would. But yeah, I got a couple more piece
of food. This is all about spicy chicken, all right,
So the spicy Chicken food News heres. McDonald's the Spicy
Chicken Nuggets. They're coming back for another limited time run.
I wish they would just leave it, just leave them.
It's just the popular nuggets and it's in that crispy

(01:29:58):
tempoor coating and just has that the chili spicy flavor.
It's about azero point five on a spice scale. Yeah,
it's it's not super spicy, but it's just enough or
it makes it like more to me, more enjoyable than
even the regular nuggets, which I like.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Yeah, but the regular the regular nugget nugget a good
apparently impossible to have all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Yeah, I don't I don't understand, Like why do they
do this? Why does uh the mcgrib they do the
same thing with that, or the well nacho fries with
Taco Bell.

Speaker 6 (01:30:26):
The Mexican pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
The conspiracy that was a mistake they messed up with
the McRib is they say that they only sell it.
This is what the conspiracy people say. I don't know
if it's from the company or not, that they only
sell when the pork prices go down.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
That makes sense.

Speaker 9 (01:30:41):
I think that was the excuse in the eighties, and
it might have been real in the eighties. But these
days we got we done, got plenty of pork.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
Yeah, we've been had pork. We've been having the pork
all right here and then one more piece of spicy
chicken news. Wendy's has announced a new three dollars ninety
nine cents spicy chicken sandwich deal that's available every day
and that's through the end of the year. December twenty
ninth will be the last day. But here's the thing.
Greg has got to be through the Wendy's App. The
og spicy chicken sandwich introduce back in nineteen ninety five

(01:31:08):
with the breaded chicken breast marinated and that blended peppers
and spices, with the lettuce and the tomato, the mayo
on the toasted bun. Got to get the three ninety
nine deal on the sandwich. You open up the Wendy's App,
you claim the offer. You could also use it in
restaurant by loading the barcode in the app and then
let him skin it at the register or use your
mouth and say, yeah, can I get that sandwich? Yeah?

(01:31:30):
Now that's not all guys, if you're into the Wendy's,
was it Wendy's that you said has really good? Because
when the big spicy chicken sandwich craze of what twenty
twenty years ago or twenty twenty, when everybody's freaking out
about Popeyes, Yeah, people died over it. I know it was.
You liked the KFC ones. Yes, that's the one that
you said.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
Okay, anything that's hand breaded and deep fries is decent.
Wendy's is not that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Okay, I got to confuse with Wendy's. You're right, it's
the uh uh the KFC one. KFC's good. Pop Eyes, Bojackos.
We've got some more what he showed next seting up,
We're gonna take.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
A little bit of a break in the meantime. Please
lower your standards show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
Could you better give it up with these pear shaped
men that can just like the monow? All right, welcome
back everybody. Yeah, all right, So Friday morning, we got
the entertainment stuff comed up here for your birthday's porno birthday.
It's November the twenty second. It's national Cranberry relish?

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Is that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Because we don't we don't like the homemade and granberry sauce.
We like the canned stuff. I do, but I call
it sauce crawberry. But when somebody makes it homemadeould that
be considered cranberry Relant.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Relish has more stuff in it, like orange bits or
something else.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Sick.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Today is flossing day. Get that. That can either be
the Fortnite dance or what you do between your teeth
or what you do the day before the data. Although
I did get that new Oral b Ai whatever electric
tooth from my first ever electric toothbrush, and it is
a game changer. I really enjoy it. I've never had
an electric toothbrush before, and it is it is. It's

(01:33:09):
the Io six if you want to look it up.
What makes it? I have no idea my electric toothbrush. Yeah,
it feels so much cleaner. I don't know what brand it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Is, but you know you're not supposed to brush your
teeth back and forth with an electric lay it there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Yeah, and today is also Humane Society's anniversary. Humane Society
anniversary day a babe baby, all right, some entertainment stuff,
you guys remember Barbenheimer, right? Of course, Well there are people,
in this case the movie industry. They are trying to
make Glicked a thing, Gladiator to and Wicked Glick clicked glick.

(01:33:47):
Well I guess it would be glick licked. Oh yeah,
Gladiator Wicked. Oh yeah, there both then you've clicked yeah right,
both expected to do big business. Of course, Gladiator too,
Pedro Pascal, you got Paul Mescal, you got Denzel Washington,
directed by Ridley Scott. So it's in the movie. I guess.
Lucius's home is conquered by the tyrannical emperors who now

(01:34:11):
lead Rome. He's forced to enter the coliseum and must
look to his past to find strength. Looks good to
return the glory of Rome to its people. Yes, a
gladiat or too in theaters today. And of course my
wife went and saw Wicked, right, and you know what
she went last night, So I don't have her feedback out.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
Does she know enough that you don't care? And so
she was not going to speak about it with you?
What do you mean does she know enough that you
don't care about Wicked?

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Therefore she knows not to bother you to give you
a recap because she's been so excited. She went with
my daughter and she's been looking forward to it. They
already have like four other showings that they've booked tickets for. Yeah,
they're gonna go see it multiple times wisely, and they
have all the stuff. Oh yeah, they do, all the
shirts and trinkets and all kinds of stuff. I'm going
to see it five times.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:34:59):
For the those of you who think you're gonna go
see Wicked and sing your lungs out, think again. Singing
along not tolerated at AMC theaters. They're running a thirty
second warning to set clips from the movie that says
no talking, no texting, no singing, no whaling. Enjoy the
magic of movie that will not step anything.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
I would be so pissed if I went to the
movie and a bunch of like tweens were just singing
their little hearts out. I'm trying to make it about
it a lot of theater dorks again, yes, the former one,
trust me, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
There are some theaters around the country that will be
holding special screenings where audience participation is encouraged. Like Rocky
Horror but me but those don't start until Christmas Day.
I went to one of the gayest things I've ever
been to, kind on accident. I went to a Wicked
themed kickboxing class or a chickboxing class, I should say,
because there are two types of boxing gyms. There's like

(01:35:53):
actual boxing gyms run by professionals, yeah, and the chickboxing
which is just like the ones you like up and
down it. Well, it was time time wise was in
fit of my schedule. Yeah, but it was Wicked themed, so.

Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
Soundtracked the whole time. Hell yeah himself was in green
and that you went there nice. Well again, it was
part of the thing that was like, yeah, I mean
I've been to a dream Girl sing along, so I
was trying to see how gay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
This was gonna be. Okay, it was MEGAA and megabasic,
so Denzel said, now gladiat or two, and he was
doing an interview with Esquire. A lot of people have
been talking about this. In an interview this week, he
said that there are plenty of rumors about Kevin Spacey
going around for at least two decades before he was
accused of sexual misconduct. Oh, Denzel says quote, there was
talk into town about what was going on over there

(01:36:35):
on that side of the street, and that's between him
and God on that side of the street, now, Greg.
In the same interview, Denzel was about to turn seventy.
He says that he's doing what he can to stay
alive for another thirty years. He wants to live to
one hundred, like you do. Good for him. His mom
died at ninety seven, so he's got a chance, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:36:51):
And sir, you said he's gonna be seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Next year's he's about to turn seventy, So what does
that make him now sixty nine? I'm doing the math
I just wanted to before I said, I don't want
to get a bay excited with you. But Denzel says
that he did a lot of damage to his body
when he was younger, that he's been sober. He's been
sober now for ten years. Quote. I never got strung
out on heroin. I never got strung out on coke,

(01:37:15):
never got strung out on hard drugs. I shot dope,
but never got strung out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
He also said he used to drink up the two
bottles of wine a day to start and that habit
did a lot of damage to his body. Denzel says,
wine is very tricky. It's very slow. It's not like
boom and all of a sudden. It was like this
part where we had built this big house in nineteen
ninety nine with a ten thousand bottle wine cellar, and

(01:37:40):
I learned to drink the best. So I'm gonna drink
my sixty ones and my eighty two's and whatever we had.
Wine was my thing. And now I was popping four
thousand dollars bottles just because that's what was That's what
was left in the kitchen. You imagine. He said he
would drink at least two bottles of wine over the
course the day. And although he never drank on the job,

(01:38:03):
Denzel said he would immediately go home from a project
and start drinking. But again, he's been sober for ten
years down So that's over rules. Another celebrity that's making
good on their threat. First it was even Longoria, and
now it's Ellen Degenerous and Portia to Rossi Bye moving
to England to escape the incoming President Donald Trump's rule. Yeah,

(01:38:24):
I'm sure they were in big danger. They have a
home near London and they're selling their California estate. All
these people already had these places. They're just like they're
using this as a way. Yeah, and here we got
some birthdays and some porno birthdays here for you on
this Friday morning. Got show its shiverday. It's shivery. We're

(01:38:50):
gonna sit page it's shivery.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
And you know we don't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:56):
All right, start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Scarlett
Johansson forty years, forty years old today. Oh you got
Jamie Lee Curtis, who is sixty six, Mark Ruffalo, the
Hulk and the MCU is fifty seven. Haley Bieber, Justin's wife,
is twenty eight. Oscar Pistorius. Remember that guy, the South
African runner with no legs. He went to prison for

(01:39:18):
killing his.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
Girlfriend Batam Door.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
He's thirty eight years old. Stephen van Zandt who the
best thing he's done is be Sylvia in the Sopranos.
Other than that, he's hanging out with Bruce Brine Terrible.
He's seventy four. Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
is forty six, and lesbian and tennis legend Billy Jane
King is eighty one. Your porno berte today is Chloe Surreal,

(01:39:40):
and she spent more time on her back than an
autumn mechanic in one hundred and forty two fine films,
including Hard to Swallow. She was also in Big Oral
Volume One Big O. She was fantastic in Chloe's Surreal,
Huge Korean Melons. She was in Chloe Lands a Load,
also the w Ambulance My Boyfriend's a Cheater, as well

(01:40:03):
as the companion film This is the best bra for cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Yeah, I wonder I was just gonna get that back
at them.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Yeah, it's my favorite cheating bra. It's the best one. Fortunating. Yeah,
and who could forget her unforgettable role and stuffing my muffin?
That is a Chloe Surreal. Who's twenty six years old today?
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that a Friday morning look of what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show, Buila wouldn't

(01:40:30):
approve the Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do it for
this hour, that's gonna do it for today's show. That's
gonna do it for the entire week. Everybody, It is
a time two weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
We made it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
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Greg Gory parting words of Wisdom.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
Please Yeah to anybody that we have offended so far
this year, work on yourself so we don't have to
do it again next year.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Exactly right here, here, here, here, do it all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this week. You know we love it, appreciate ate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend.
SMD double m bye, great Friday, you mother,