The Woody Show November 25th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Doogan News, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, good morning, everybody ready,
I'll today is Monday. It is November the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty four. Hello, and welcome to a brand new week. Yeah,
same old crew. It is The Woody Show. And I

(00:58):
don't say that a's a bad thing. That's a good thing,
right anyway, So holiday week that's nice, so short working
for most people, including yours truly. My name is Whatdy.
That's Greg Gory. Good morning to you, Menace. Gina grad
is here.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy, Bort and Caroline
are here. They're holding things down the Woody Show production department. Morgan,
our associate producer, is here. Von our video producer on
the job this morning. And yeah, we got a lot
coming up for you today, including the weekend cheers and jeers.
We hope that your weekend was good. And we do
so much news on the show. We keep saying that
between the redneck news, the local news story of the day,

(01:36):
news headlines. But today it's a new batch of news,
because we know how much you love your little babies,
your little Dougans. We have sea basses Dugan News. What
he always says, people love food and dogs, food dogs lists. Yeah,
people seem to like that a lot. No, they do, dude,
I'm telling you it's it's insane, like the stuff that

(01:59):
you think that people would love. We get so much
research all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, and uh telling you.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, it's it's ay whatever. We like to give the
people what they like, you know. Anyway, phones are up
at eight seven seven forty four. What he hit us
up with a text over to two to nine eight
seven ye entertainment stuff. Birthday is porn of birthday. I'll
coming up this hour. And with Thanksgiving this week on Thursday,
a lot of people traveling. They're they're saying about what
eighteen million people.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I think they said, it's going to be the busiest
literally ever.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
The busiest ever. Eighteen million people will go through TSA
checkpoints from Tomorrow the twenty sixth through Monday, December second.
And with all these people flying, some people like to
travel with their food, meaning like the stuff that they're
going to prepare or whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, so like uh yeah, I mean dude, my buddy,
my buddy, Riz, his mother in law will fly to
their house and she has one suitcase that's just for produce.
She has chickens. Yeah, she has chickens in there. It's
from the old country. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
My mom will bring like frozen you know, barbecue and
stuff from Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
But we're not we have these are like Russian Jews
and she goes, you do not have good chickens here.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
God love that one.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh yeah, there are stores everywhere, and so like, if
you're traveling with a cast role or something like that
and you're trying to go through airport security, what are
the rules? Number one zone? But also yeah, yeah, embarrassed.
So these are things that you can carry through t
SAH checkpoints. Baked goods both you know, homemade and store
bought meats, frozen, cooked or uncooked, which I find interesting

(03:34):
they would allow that. Yep, they do cast rolls and
mac and cheese. Now, couldn't that because like that's just
as much of a of like a like a liquid
or like a like a gel.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
I told you I saw them with a full on
like corn castrole pulling it in the damn overhead bin
one time.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, the same consistency as other things that they don't allow. Yeah,
thank you anyway, So yeah, cast rolls and mac and
cheese cooked in a pan, or ingredients to cook later.
All fine vegetables, fresh fruit, candy, spices, things like that, Okay, obviously,
things that should be carefully packed in your checked bags
if it's more than three point four ounces. Cranberry sauce.

(04:11):
Why the hell would you travel with that? Gravy wine, champagne,
stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
My gravy suitcase.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Canned fruit or vegetables. Where are you going that? You
can't You can't just go buy canned fruit or vegetables
better and then preserves jams, jellies, things like that.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh, you can bring that in your and your trout.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Check check the bag if it's more than three point.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
I tried to bring peanut butter that I've gotten sand
they wouldn't let me.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, so there you go. Peanut butter. You can't bring that,
But you could bring a full on castorle dish of
mac and cheese.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Insane.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Why I don't understand I should be I don't almost
all or nothing, and you're you're still playing the cook, right, Craig.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm going to do that, although I'm going to
do something that you would judge so harshly. I'm not
making mashed potatoes this year.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Why potatoes. I'll make sweet.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Potatoes, but I'm gonna do mash cauliflower instead.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
That's healthier, I like, yeah, I mean, I know you
like it. By the way, it's not much healthier. I
did see. I did see, because if you just took
the cauliflower and mashed up, then well, yes, of course.
But the minute you start adding mentally the cream the butter,
mind yourself, but great.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
You should know this from your sweet potato addiction. Like potatoes, sweetatoes,
they are not really that bad for you. It's what
we do to them by deep trying and drying them out.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
And the sweet potato addiction. Just I put, like the
teeniest amount of butter, and then I put, yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
But are you making everything from the turkey to the sides, to.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Sweet potatoes, the mash cauliflower. I will do green bean
cast role. For some reason, I think you recently said
he thought it was weird. I'll do corn.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I don't think corn. No, I said, I love corn. No,
Like we said, there's not a lot of other than
just going to you know, I'm saying, but like a
fast food corn.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh right, we're talking about but yeah, that's about it.
And the storm made you know pie, Are.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
You going to do the traditional dipping of the nads
in the uh.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
The season?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
My dad does that.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
The one thing that Reg and I very much disagree
on is he likes all the neck in the Yeah,
what they call dear oh god, you have them.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, no, those turkeys like an hour away from being done.
Those are done. You take them out, you have the neck.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Because then they are they already have them in a
trash bag for you, right inside the bird. So it
makes it very community. Yeah, you just take it out
of the bird and then you put it right into
the bigger trash and I.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Chop up the liver super fun and put it in
the gravy.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
That's kind of amazing, really good kind of ruins the gravy.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Oh you're yeah, liver, that's what I want to eat.
I want to animals. I want to eat some animals. Filter.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
But if you if you didn't know what it was,
you'd probably be like, damn this gravy.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
But you know what, you know what liver is? You
know what liver does. Yeah, and it's a filter, but
it's the perfect thing for gravy because it is so rich.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
And rich of the bird.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, the Nature's Cream eight seven seven forty four. Woody
hit us up with the text over to two to
ninety seven. We'll take a break, got some more Monday morning.
What he shown next? Hang on for me, very quiet,
don't say anything. We'll be back soon. So Still Woody Show,
Hiology at Irvine Spectrum. What's up everybody? It's a menace.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
I'm gonna be there December twelfth from three to five
pm doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're
going big by giving away a big screen television and
so much more. We'll see you there December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum,
Biology three to five pm. That's the last of Superiority,

(07:55):
Still Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
And we are in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's November
the twenty fifth. It's holiday week. Yeah, rad bddy, that's great, gory.
There's a menace. It's a great holiday. It is a
great holiday, best holiday. It is one of my favorites.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
I do dry.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I like the pace of it.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You know, you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Thanksgiving is a It's a holiday of no obligation. There's
no gifts, there's no cards. That's right, actly right, Like
you might have to go somewhere, but you're going somewhere
to eat, Like, that's just right, that's just going out
to eat.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Christmas without the gifts, and it's the best.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now, if you have to travel, like if your family
is one that forces you to travel, that could suck. Yeah,
Like you get a big guilt trip if you don't travel, two.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Horrible travel days.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
But if you're local, you're all yeah right. Otherwise, man,
it's just chill, yeah, yell. Anyway, thank you for being here.
We got Sammy, We got see you guys. Phones are
up in eight seven seven forty four. Warning you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight sevens for cheers and jeers. If you had
a great weekend, see what happened around here.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
We'll start with you, Greg Gorey weekend cheers and jeers, well,
cheers just to an overall good weekend. Indeed, Thanksgiving shopping
got done, and I got it done so fast and
so easy. I thought, how's this happening because the stores
were crowded. Everything was just.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Packed, but it just felt easy and stocked.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah, things were stock.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
And I bought two new pairs of jeans, and I
don't think I bought new clothes in about ten years.
I forgot what it was like to buy clothes. Would
you excited?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Why would you need new clothes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
My other ones were just getting too backy. I'm like,
I haven't felt this or done this in decades.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
You didn't throw the other ones away right.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Within about six months?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
So you hold you hold onto those? True? Did you
get ill somehow?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
No? Thirty now twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I wish jeers to what I texted you about. What
is so depressing what I call winter rizing the yard
where you put all the cushions away, you cover all
the patio furniture, thrown away, the pool raft.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's so depressed. I hate any throw away the pool raft.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
No put it away like deflate it, put it away.
Rolling up so sad by nice weather. And also jeers
to the Niners, God they suck. It was the season's
officially over.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
To them this year.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Party was heard, Okay, they have heard, But wasn't that
The point of the Niners is that that that that
their core is so good.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Exactly, it doesn't matter if you have a nobody quarterback.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
And this then right, exactly it matters, and I'm done
for the season. It's over. It's over.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Well, I would say, yeah, gears of the whole NFL,
because they're outside of the Chiefs and the Lions, everybody
has their really really sucks at times from time to time. Yeah,
but I mean the chief the Chiefs seem very beatable
the ship. Yes, yeah, like they're not. They're not the
untouchable team like they have been.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
They just keep snatching victory.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, correct, because all the other teams suck. I mean
they barely escaped with a win yesterday. I mean, Mahomes
is still great. He's playing I think, really well, although
his stats are nowhere near where he's been the last
couple of years. But still they figure out and I
guess that's the whole point, right, They'll win and figure
out a way to get the win. A good team,
they just don't see it, like the Lions seems scary.

(11:29):
Like the Lions seemed like a team like who's going
to beat these guys.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
And forgive my ignorance because I know nothing about the NFL,
but the Lions in general are not like, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
The Lions, we got to be scared. Well they have
been like yet, you know the last couple of years,
they've been pretty good. They they're built, they built it. Yeah,
they've been building. Like Dan Campbell's a bad ass. I
like that coach a lot.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Do you see this video of him like they were
doing whatever it was during the summer training, I guess,
and they were just doing like doing updowns and oh.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah he does that every year. Yeah he jumps there
with jumps in there with the guys doing suicides and yeah, yeah,
hell yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:59):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Weekend cheers and jeers, menace. Great weekend.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Got to do a lot of things, And the number
one thing I got to do was go to the
Superdome and kick a fill goal.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Didn't I haven't posted yet. You didn't tell us this
was happening this weekend. Huh you didn't tell us it
was happening this weekend? I thought I did. No. Last
the last big update we got to you is that
you were getting coke zeros in the fridge and the
breakthroad and how you were being hailed as a hero.
You don't say, oh, by the way, I'm going to

(12:37):
the super Dome this weekend. I thought I did. I
did put it on the calendar has been on there
for a week.

Speaker 10 (12:42):
You mentioned that it was going to happen, But I
don't remember.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
You saying I put it on the calendar and what day.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
And we're supposed to look at the calendar the.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Audience look at the calendar schedules something or if I'm
looking to hey, we have any availability, and then I
love the show calendar Superdome on there Sunday.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
You got you didn't consult the calendar.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
My bad?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah, I thought I thought it was. We said, hey,
what what you got going on this weekend? Then you'll
get some cheeky said something about balloon place or something
like that. Literally about balloons a week guy's never seen
one because he doesn't get up that. Remember this conversation.
Yeah we heard about balloons, but we didn't hear about that. Again,

(13:23):
the audience doesn't see our show calent. Yeah, yeah, my bad.
It's just it was amazing.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
And then dude, the Caesar a super Dome like they've
done a four hundred and fifty million dollar renovation of
that place, and it is awesome. It's like the fan
experience that they've put together for everyone, even like in
the general area, because you know, like you go to
some facilities and like they have the premium areas and
then you only can get in those areas unless you

(13:51):
spend a ton of money. No, they have premium areas
just for the general public. And then the seating arrangement
is absolutely awesome. They took out some sections and made
them bigger, and it's it's a really really cool space
to see an event or a football game.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
And kicked a field goal length length successful. So the
first kick.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Was a dooink from Okay I did, I did, because
they were in the middle of painting the field, so
I had to do it quickly. So I went with
my most my most confident length and goal from the
goal line for about like fifteen fifteen that's inside the
goal line. Yeah no, it's not, no, yeah, thirty two

(14:40):
yards okay, yeah. So I dooinked on the first one,
like straight in the middle, hit hit the middle bowl,
and then the second one I made it. The third
one I made it, and then I started getting a
little too or confident and the fourth one, I kind.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Of I kicked it into into the seats and then
we had to go retrieve it. But other than that, yeah,
it was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's super fun.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yea, So Mike, we heard about it, well, I've just
heard about now.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
And then my jears is and so over the weekend
I did have time. And I'm not giving up on
this place, okay when it comes, because you know, I
love it so much. But the Costco Food Court, okay,
which you know I praised constantly, I did have some
time over the weekend to go to Sam's Club Food
Court and I must say Sam's Club Food Court bar

(15:38):
superior really and cheaper. Man is you could be the
wrizzler of the samsk I know. But what makes it superior? Well,
what they're just their pizza alone. They have pepperoni and sausage.
You can get a whole pizza for like eight dollars
and it's better quality. I'm sorry, guys, I know, I
know it hurts my heart. They even say this, and

(16:00):
believe me, I'm still going to the Costco Food Court
all day.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I believe that the truth bombs, but the truth, the
truth is the truth in facts are facts that the
Sam's Club food court far superior.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
All Right, you first, it's making news because they're doing
the they're really expending their no no checkout thing, right, Yeah,
it's awesome.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
So if yeah, if you don't know, if you're a
Sam's Club member and you have their app, you can
just like scan everything while you're putting it into the
cart and then just go to the walkout area and
just show them your app and everything that you bought
and just walk out. You don't want to, you don't
have to go through a checkout line. Right on that
surprise Coco, Coco, Coca Costco.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I'm sure they all I want to go with the
Coco Coco. I'm sure Coco. Will you get well adopt
that pretty soon? Cocko Coco. Shout out to Coco. I
still love Coca. What about uc bast weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Well cheers too, you know, just hanging out with friends
and having nice dinners. Oh wait, sorry, that's like Sammy
and Greg. Yeah, yeah, friends that cheers to finding little tricks.
I was in the elevator yesterday and I accidentally hit
the wrong floor and the guy who lives in my
guy a guy who lives in my building. He saw
that I did that, and he said, oh, let me
help you, and he double tapped the button and it

(17:25):
turned off.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
What exactly?

Speaker 11 (17:27):
That's what I thought?

Speaker 5 (17:28):
That's wait, can everyone do that in every elevator?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Super cool like because people had that problem for fifty
years about you know, little kid kids and all the
buttons or whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
And it blew my mind so much so that I
went to a different elevator after he got off and.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Tried to.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Three hours later. It still works. It's a cheek coat
and used to play a Nintendo day. I was like,
it's the littlest ab efty updown a baby.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
As an engineer, you like, what are the tiniest little
things you can build into you know, different into into
technology to make it better.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
And that was it.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
My mind still is blown. I can't imagine you would
have a years after that. I mean a weekend.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
Jeers and jeers to people who make a mess for
everyone else. And that's you know, the meant the message
of cart and arcs and so on and so forth.
But I've been doing something recently, did it again this morning,
did last week to people who put up like little
signs around like on power poles.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
No no, no, no, not that.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Like I lost Cat, I get.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Like, like, hey, we buy cheap houses piano piano two
exactly because you don't get to just advertise everywhere else.
The entire world would be just a mess and quite
tacky looking greg and full of gross signs. And I've
been noticing it more. People are like, oh, well, I
have a business that's not McDonald's or whatever. Therefore I
get to crap up the neighborhood with my signs, geers

(19:00):
to them, and I've I've taken it upon myself to
start enforcing the removal of those sides.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Is there a rule or a law there is? I
would imagine there would be there is. In fact, there
was no snow bills, right exactly, there's a There was
a There was a guy in Detroit actually a little
while ago, w got big time in trouble because he
was like, he had like whatever car detailing, and he
just put like five hundred signs around town. And guess what,
we know who did that because it's you're nice. And
he ended up getting like a year of probation and

(19:26):
a bunch of fines, and even the news. So I
have gotten and what you saw this? I got an
angle grinder. I was wondering, you see, all of a sudden,
you have like this power tool and either for dismantling
a body.

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Because when you have you can cut anything, including like
bike locks. And by the way they cut, they sliced
through bike locks in three seconds.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Like so that's what I have over here. I have a.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Giant like three foot by four foot what noise like
like giant like sand and somebody bike locked to a
power pole and just and you take it.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Well, though they they screwed up the neighborhood. I removed
it and I.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Drive by this every day on the way to the numbers,
so we can tell them to come pick it up
in the trash. But that's the thing is I saw
this every day for probably nine months, maybe it's up
there for a year, and he just.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Said, whatever, here it is toda. I get to advertise
here you don't screw you, and I bike locked it
off and jackass. While we're talking about side, God forbid,
we go to dinner with friends. I know I have
a sign here as well that you do.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
Yeah, like you know, local elections are over and the
signs are still up, and I feel like I'll get
in trouble for removing them.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's where you you ask Sea Best to come in
and beat the ing fours all right, because in people's
yards you mean no intersections instead. Yeahays, and I think
you would have the right to take those down. But
see that's the thing, Greg, you need to be a
hero and step out and do it and take all
of them, as you can't just take certain ones, I know,
take everything if you were only taking the one I

(20:58):
want to get spotted taken away these signs because but
you can see, you can show but look I'm taking
all of them. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Yeah, that's the great thing about the hours we work
is I can show up with a bike with an angle,
grind or cut this thing.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
It's four a. No one cares anyway. Gina grad weekend
cheers and jeers well.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Much to the chagrin and dismay of Sea Bass. My
cheers is dinner with friends, nice idiots. Had a lovely
dinner with Woody and Jen on Friday with my husband,
really really fun, just a good hang You guys are
just a good hang man.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
And uh it's funny because Gina's husband had the kid
looking over his shoulder to make sure the other table
is and hearing are filthy conversation. It's just the kind
of conversation we have off the air around now. Yeah,
like there's no doors now, Gina's used to it.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, but yeah, and that's the thing, like, you know,
for dinner, like you'd say, like, oh, you know, it's
like two hours or whatever, maybe two and a half
you're having a really good time.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Four and a half hours.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
We stayed and had the best time. However, jeers also
to that dinner. Jeers to the mystery of what the
hell happened to our waitress coming on board and left?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
This was dude, it was so weird.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
But here's the she us she gasled us hard okay,
she between like the eating and the like do you
need anything else? How's everything going? Would you like another drink?
Maybe some dessert? Menus? She was gone for like forty
like truly, like forty minutes.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Right, which is also part of the reason it took longer.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
It's exactly right. We're looking around, We're looking around. What
he's like, what the hell is going on? So the
manager comes over and we're like.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Because how's everything? I go our waitresses m I ah.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
And that's when things got really like twin peaksy like
she got weird. The manager like shut down, she left,
she came back. She's like, yeah, uh they're in the
back there. It's can I take your Can I take
your order? And we're like, uh okay, and we did,
and she was being super weird and the best phrase ever,
were like, but what's going on? And she as she's

(23:08):
walking away, she goes, all will be revealed what we
were intrigue.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
And then this crazy waitress comes back over. I go, hi,
remember us where the table? It's been sitting here and
ordering drinks and to whatever. USA so hard. I've been
coming by every five minutes, but I don't want to.
But I didn't want to interrupt your conversation. I was
on the lookout for it.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Yeah, she goes, She goes, I don't want to keep
bothering you. That's called badgering.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah, And at one point I made eye contact with
her and like kind of not raised my hand, but
it's kind of like yeah, like the nod, and she
just like went towards the back from the opposite direction.
I'm like, we're being blown off.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
She was literally I went to the bathroom just to
see if I could get any you know, just a
lit recon She was walking from the back of the
kitchen to like the back of the restaurant, back and forth.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
Was us.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I mean, we were super nice.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
We were asking about ordering ordering. Oh my god, and
she and you know what jeers to nothing being revealed,
but how intriguing when a manager says.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
I think her being a crazy person was revealed?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Exactly it was.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
So that's that's my big weekend cheers. I wish I knew.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
Okay, now Sea Best is going to make fun of
me whatever. Yes, we're back to my sewing.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Class, but okay, so she'll work on the machines.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
Huh okay, yes, So Saturday was my final class. So
we like did our pillow project or whatever, which like funny.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
We don't get graded on it.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
It's just for fun, just to learn a skill.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
So finished that.

Speaker 12 (24:42):
And I've had a sewing machine for like six years
that I never took out of the box at home.
So I finally took out the one at home and
decided I'm going to make something off YouTube.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
You guys.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
I made a skirt and this like top thing with
extra fabric.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
I don't even care.

Speaker 10 (24:58):
It's freaking cute.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Pass around.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Please see this.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
I'm so satisfied with myself right now for doing this,
the first thing that I've ever made.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Uh satisfied. This looks like a.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Store bought beautiful item.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's cute, right made this?

Speaker 10 (25:15):
Okay, Yeah, it's a it's a skirt.

Speaker 12 (25:17):
And then I had extra fabric, so I kind of
just made like a top out of it and it worked.
That wasn't the plan, but it was there.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
And does it like, how does it like? Say?

Speaker 10 (25:28):
No, it's it's an elastic waistband.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
So it's very basic in the way of sewing, like
this is a very basic, but I freaking made a skirt.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Like, so are you what's that new?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Not new, but the you're doing a trad wife traditional
wife thing now where you like they make their own clothes.

Speaker 10 (25:47):
No, that wasn't even the plan. I just happened to
be at Joanne's and saw this fabric and.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I just thought, you know, you're just there.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
Yeah, where do you think I get yarn?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
And others? You know, to Joants way.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
Too many times again, speaking of Joants, that's.

Speaker 12 (26:04):
My jeers because they're I know, they're having a great
sale actually, so I do recommend going, but it's the
Black Friday stuff and then they have other coupons and
stuff that can even go on top of sale items
and things like that.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Clearance everything.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Slower.

Speaker 12 (26:25):
So but the problem is that when you get up
there to get those extra coupons, you need to have
the app store.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
They're like, Lane, you have a captive audience. I'm here
right now, give me the deal. That's your app, I know.

Speaker 10 (26:39):
But anyways, I did down the the app and I
got the discounts and I got.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
My ever going to texting over seventy's a boyfriend, so
she's built.

Speaker 10 (26:49):
For like again, this is what I oh, sorry for
learning a skill.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Satisfied myself. Yeas and sewing class. Yeah, it's like yeah,
like tweety birds, you know, Conor. Everyone has hobbies.

Speaker 10 (27:05):
I have a boyfriend and then we just sit around
and all day and then you don't do anything else.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I make him close and dress him up my weekend
cheers and jeers very quickly.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Had dinner with friends on Friday and Saturday with your
heart out. The jeers. I have food poisoning. I am
so sick today. I've already thrown up, I've blown it
out my ass a number of times. I feel like
achy and feverish, and I'm just like pushing through the
show today so I can get the.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
F out of here.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
You are not the color of a of a live
I'm the color of a urinale. You're but once again
Chinese food. God damn it. Greg tried to kill me
that one time with the He took me to a
Chinese food place and I got the worst food poisoning.
And the culprit this time is the orange chicken that
I got from Panda Express, which bums me out because

(27:59):
it's one of my favorite things and now I can
no longer eat it off off the menu. And I
know things happen. I'm not even blaming them specifically, but
I mean they you know they do on quantity. I
had yesterday so delicious. Yeah, well I had it and
this is what it's the result.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
How many hours? What was the time between eating it
and feeling this way?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I started?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It could have been that waitress that poisoned. I woke
up in the middle of the night, okay, yeah, and
then that's where it was like, because I went to
bed feeling like kind of like, uh yeah, a little bit,
but I figured that was just the food and yeah,
because I didn't eat that much of it. Yeah, and
then man, when I woke up for work and everything else, like,
it was, wow, did you wake.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Up in the middle of the night with like a
crazy fever dream?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I woke up in the middle of the night feeling
like I had to barf hard, and I'm like, don't
get out of bed, don't get out of bed, don't barf.
I figured if I can just lay there and fall
back asleep, I can get past it. But yeah, mega
mega food poisoning. I feel awful. It's gonna be bad
for the next twenty four hours. Cool drop the pounds. Yeah, yeah, totally.

(29:00):
Well there's your weekend. Cheers and jeers, but jeers quick
break more? What show is next? Hang on the returns
in a second, Just in time. The Woody Show is back.

(29:27):
I'll getting back to work here on a Monday. Maybe not.
Maybe you got the whole week off because holiday and stuff.
I know I was talking with some friends and they
were shocked that we didn't have the week off. Well,
I know there are a lot of shows taking a
week off. We're bro off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. We take
off more time during the Christmas holiday because it's literally
an unrated period. Yeah, this is still a rated period,

(29:50):
so you know it's a holiday. They'll give us grief
if like there's one tick of anything off. One of
my gay friends and radio, he's like, he was trying
to get me. We go to a City Lopper show
last night. He was like, I was like, noah, man,
I gotta go to work. He's like, you gotta go
to work tomorrow. Yeah, dude. A lot of people on
radio have a lot of time off nowadays. Yeah they do. Yeah,

(30:10):
like the rest of their careers.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Ye hyeah.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well, you know who's not going to work to either.
The school bus driver in Colorado so fired, could be
facing charges after dumping forty elementary school kids on the
side of the road in freezing weather. Oh no, So
he was the substitute bus driver filling in for the
other guy and didn't know the stops. So here are
two of the elementary school passengers, these little kids that

(30:34):
were on the bus, talking about what happened.

Speaker 13 (30:36):
We got on the bus and there was a substitute
and he wouldn't let us leave the school until we
stopped talking, and he was skipping. All the kids stopped
and we felt like when he was driving and missing
our stops, like we were getting kid out. So he
stopped right here at this intersection and he said, everybody
get off my bus. And then everybody was like stressing,

(30:57):
like crying, and we forgot our jackets on the bus.
Me and my little sister. We live like two miles
away from here. We had like no idea what to do.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
A little yeah, get off my but he's like, get
off my bus. Yeah, it's a well spoken kid.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Yeah, very eloquent.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Anyway, that guy was so far what was his deal?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Is he drunk?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
No, he was just a substitute and didn't know the stops,
the route he was getting. He was getting very annoyed
by the kids. Yeah, yeah, get little eighty four. Wooding
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. How about a couple of the trending

(31:42):
news headlines, Gina.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Gran Legendary game show host Chuck Willery has died. He,
of course, was best known for hosting Love Connection Member
when he would say two and two right back in yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Everyone was saying will of fortune.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
He was the first host before Pata.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Okay, all knows that that's not he was best known. Now, yeah,
you know, why did you write that headline? Like everybody knows?
Years old?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
In fact, I changed it to love Love Connection. Apparently
he was at his home in Texas when he said
he wasn't feeling well, so he went to go lie down.
Just a bit later he was having trouble breathing. They
called nine one one.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
He did not think that's what this is? Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Got it?

Speaker 8 (32:24):
What you have?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I feel like all I want to do is lie
down and close. It's one of the things I thought about.
I'm like, what if it's one of those things where
like man Billy mays, You know, Bob.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
What do you mean.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
We could we could lower the mic arm and just
have you on the floor.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, I legitimately start thinking about that stuff. Do you
do that when you're sick?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Greg? No, you don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
That's shocking, Greg?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
What if what if I never wake up?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
What if I never wake up?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Is it a good idea for me to close my eyes?
I don't know. It's good.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Walking Will and Wicked and Gladiator two bought in a
combine brought in a combine I should say, two hundred
and seventy million dollars in worldwide movie ticket sales this weekend,
making one of the busiest movie going weekends of the year.
To seventy good Wicked has had the third biggest opening
weekend of the year, only behind Deadpool and Wolverine and

(33:19):
Inside Out two. It's also a record for a Broadway
musical adaptation. Now you wonder, like, how did Gladiator two
in Wicked, like you think it was all Wicked. Well,
Gladiator two was a second but it did super well overseas,
so they captured the overseas market. Wicked captured the you know,
our national market here and off to the races of

(33:40):
the box office.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Wasn't that a failure? I would thought.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
I would have thought, just based on heighth that Wicked
would be the biggest movie of the year, hands down.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
When I saw it was behind Inside Out too, I
was actually quite supped.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
My wife's already seen it twice, she's got tickets to
see it at least two more times. Oh my god, yes, sir,
it's it's gonna be. It's one of those gonna hang
around for.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
And I got to tell you as somebody who does
not watch rom coms and does not watch like explosion movies.
I like everything in the middle. I have to say,
Wicked is that good? It's it's incredible.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Yeah. Even Gina's husband liked it. Greg loved it. I
wonder what else he likes?

Speaker 5 (34:16):
What do you come over and test it out? And
that's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
With the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (34:24):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
And we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Told you about the bus driver who
got so fired because he left all the kids. He
just kicked them off the bus. He didn't know where
to go, He didn't know where to go. He was
filling in for the actual bus driver.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
You know what he could have done? Ask the kids, Hey,
where's your stuff? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Let me know.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
There's another fun story, another story that involves a fun accent.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Good.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Yeah, this one's out of Baltimore. We're a couple of baltimoren's.
We're peeing on this guy's restaurant and so the owner
came out to confront them and they attacked the guy.

Speaker 11 (35:05):
As you do.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Here he is talking about what happened again, a story
involving a fun accent. I see there's two gentlemen's here.
One of them is trying to urinate on the corner,
and once he punched me, I grabbed him from his hoodie.
We rolled on and I fall in between the two cars.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
It was on top of me.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
I was holding him, and then his other partner attacked
my co workers.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
The Swedish chef.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You urinate, Yeah, I mean he's he's okay, So what
you are legitimately the best accents the Baltimore it's it's
it's close to Philly, obviously, Baltimore. It's Baltimore, water water more. Yeah,

(35:52):
it's it's the dumbest. Well they also roofed that dumb
football team which is playing. Dude, is that where hairspray was?

Speaker 5 (36:01):
Yes, good morning Balltimore.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
No, Raven's scare around to winning a Super Bowl this year? Yeah,
I mean you know that would be terrible suck. Well,
the craziest thing this weekend the NFL was the last
three minutes of the Cowboys Commander's game. I don't know
if you guys watching it, as I know you don't
not watch anything, Gina, but great, did you see any
of that? I A w three minutes, six seconds remaining

(36:29):
Washington down twenty to nine, they score a touchdown, get
the two point conversions. Now it's twenty to seventeen. Commanders
kick off to Dallas. Ball goes through the legs of
the returner Ooops, who then turns around at the one,
picks up on the one yard line, runs it back
for a touchdown. So Dallas goes up twenty seven to seventeen.

(36:51):
But then Washington scored on an eighty six yard touchdown
for what would have tied the game, except they missed
the extra point. Now, so now down by one, the
Commanders go for the on sides kick, which Dallas returned
for a touchdown. No, you don't see that very often then,
but it bounced just right, and the guy who grabbed forget,

(37:15):
he grabbed it on the run, so he was already
Ford momentum right to the end zone. And so that
closed out the game. Final score Dallas thirty four, Washington
twenty six. It was pretty crazy nice. Yeah, Like I
told you, the Chiefs barely escaped Carolina. It was like
a last second, thirty one yard field goal. As time expired.

(37:35):
The Lions continued to roll. They smashed the Colts and
by keeping the Colts out of the end zone. It
runs the Lions streak eight I'm sorry, ten straight quarters
without allowing a touchdown.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
That dates back to the second half of the Houston game.
Good god, Yeah, so ten straight quarters the Lions defense
has not giving up a touchdown. Green Bay school the
Niners thirty eight to ten, as Greg Guardy Vikings and
Bears went to overtime. Vikings won the spot. You know,
they didn't get much out of Justin Jefferson. Broncos beat
the Raiders. They lost to their quarterback, Gardner Minshew for

(38:10):
the rest of the season, broken collar moans. The Seahawks
beat the Cardinals, who went into the game both six
and five. Miami beat the Patriots. Tampa Bay crushed the Giants.
One of my favorite things. And I don't really like
Baker Mayfield all that much, but when he scored a
touchdown because Tommy DeVito is now the quarterback for the
doubt or for the doubts for the wow, pardon me

(38:32):
for the for the Giants because they let go of
Daniel Jones after they gave him that huge contract. I mean,
he sucks and then they cut him. But anyway, so
now Tommy DeVito who's like a local Jersey kid, and
he really plays off the hole. He's got that agent
who's got like the crate looks like something right out
of a movie. It's got like it looks like a
total guido right like the oh no, like something straight

(38:54):
out of Goodfellas or whatever. And he's on the sidelines
and he's sending Tommy out to like beats the place sees.
And so anyway, uh, like I'm telling you, like Baker
Mayfield lit it up yesterday and after he scored one
of his touchdowns, like Baker ran for this like pretty
badass score on his own, and uh, he started doing
the like the manja with the hand, the hand gesture

(39:18):
of the Italians, you know, yeah, almost gonna fist pump together.
And he just kept doing that to the to the
crowd in Jersey like, oh oh it was it was
pretty great. I loved it. Yeah, I loved it. I
thought it was great. And then last night on Sunday
Night Football, the Eagles beat the Rams thirty seven to twenty.
It's it's always hilarious watching a Rams home game and

(39:39):
hearing the crowd react as if the Rams were the
visiting team, because in the background of every time at
thirst day, who their big thing is, Who's house? Rams House?
And it's never Rams House. It's always more of the
opposing teams fans than it is for the Rams. Everyone
else's house, everybody else's house. It sounds like open house.

Speaker 11 (39:59):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
So every time, you know, every time the Eagles did
anything positive, the place erupted. Every time the Rams had
something called against them, it sounded like it sound like
they're in Philly. Oh no, at the link, Yeah, it's
gonna take twenty years LA to have a real home crowd.
Probably tonight for Monday Night Football to Chargers taking on
the Ratbirds of Baltimore as we mentioned them earlier eight seven,

(40:21):
seven forty four. Woodie put us up on a text
over to two to nine eighty seven. We're gonna try
this segment out sea Bass has been one to try
for a while. It's his duke and news there's always,
like men have said, there's always dogs in the news,
and it's always raccoons. Yeah, but dogs are lovely and
they we don't deserve them, guys.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
So we're gonna try this out, complete with theme song.
Apparently got all kinds of sound effects. Oh yeah, Lena,
show of hones.

Speaker 14 (40:46):
Who's getting I'm not askin, I'm demanding.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
It's the show. Well, you know, we're always trying out
some new things for you and one thing I know,
they're by mom. Can I say everybody, it's always about
the majority of people we're working. We're working in numbers here, folks.
But the things that people like, they like food, yes,
and they like dugants. Most other people just called dogs

(41:15):
here around these parts. Thanks to Greg Gory, we call
them the Dugans. We have going on two decades.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I have some Dugan news, you do. My baby managed
to get out of the back gate to the other
side of the fence. I called for her and I
see her on the other side of the fence.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
So I called for her. She came running down and
her whole head was just slathered in blood.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
She must get her ear on the fence.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Baby. Just because Greg's dog is a pit bull does
not mean that it eats children. Well, it was covered
in blood. So I'm just kind of wondering, which apparently
you're happy about. Geez, I would say that, you know,
I was wondering how the neighbors did. Was that the
kids survived or somebody's dog. O. Yeah, that's one of
your favorites. That's baby, and it is for this This
edition of See Best is Dougan News News. Here we

(42:10):
gows Sea Basis. Try again on that one.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Why do I sense that we're gonna hear about dogs
dying here?

Speaker 6 (42:29):
We're not going to do that, Greg, We're gonna hear
about so I've gone around because they're so cherished in
our hearts will be I've gone around the country and
the world and found stories of dugans and their owners
that are uplifting. Okay, good, Greg and powerful. We're going
to start w c NC Charlotte. Okay, little boy Jamie

(42:49):
and his little his little baby Tucker, Tucker.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Just okay.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Jamie and Tucker have always been inseparable.

Speaker 15 (42:58):
The two are at home with Jamie's grandparents and sister, Gemma,
not far from Asheville, when a mud slide slammed into
their house.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I was on the couch. Then the house mud slided
and I face planted into a wall.

Speaker 15 (43:10):
Grandma ended up on the roof, but Jamie was thrown
under the stairs and a pile of rubble.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
About tossed that out casually. Yeah, kid got smoked in
the face, mud slid, mud slided.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
It was scary. I thought I was all alone, no
one else. I thought they died.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
His best hope, his best friend, Tucker.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
He was above me on top of it, and he
was barking.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Tucker stayed put until firefighters arrived. This is not their report.
I've repackaged it.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's my music, and it's made better.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
As I said, there's no way.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
That would make news so much better.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
On top of it, and he was barking.

Speaker 15 (44:01):
Stick Tucker stayed put until firefighters arrived and used chainsaws
to do Jamie out.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
It probably would have died if it wasn't for Tucker.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
The siblings, if he used their allowance money to pay
for Tucker three years ago, saving the dog days before
he was to be put down at a shelter.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
And he was the last dog there. And when he
saw her, she was twinning right.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
Up to her.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
So you rescued Tucker, Yeah, he rescued me.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Literally, My heart was made of stone until that last day.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
You. I hate that line. I hate that bumper stigger
who rescued who It's very sweet and I think it's
nice that you did that, But I just don't like
the bummers and it's grammatically incorrect. It's whom not who? Wow,
that really rang the part. That's why he hates it. Yeah,
that's the first thing that comes to mind. Duga News,
Jamie and Tucker so Sweet Top Babe had standing out

(44:58):
the panel rebel and the.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Game was on the Yeah, I mean literally saved Wow.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Okay, So speaking of what happened to Grandma, we never
heard anything. Yeah, bitch, all right, it's gonna be.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
A WBRZ baton rouge. A couple old ladies route and
a couple of neighborhood pit bulls.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Give a kisses.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Okay, you don't need to hurry up and get here.
Hurry up and get here. They're eating this woman.

Speaker 16 (45:25):
When Tuesday residents say a neighbor was walking down her
driveway and fell. That's when two dogs living across the
street attacked her. Once the residents saw the injuries, he
says they were graphic.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
The paramedic said that her left leg was tore up
pretty good around her calf. Uh, her right leg was
a bit, her arm was bit and another bit on.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
The back of nick stupid.

Speaker 16 (45:48):
Another neighbor said she was also attacked by these same dogs.
She was too scared to come on camera, so her
daughter agreed to speak for her.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Bitten my mom twice.

Speaker 14 (45:56):
My mom's eighty five years old, and both times she
required medical attentions, and then Mom said the lady just
wasn't moving her mom she was did.

Speaker 16 (46:05):
The sheriff says, this isn't the first time those dogs
have attacked a person, and the owner has been sighted before.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
She's been through the system already, she's been fine.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Here we are again, same dog, same situation. You all
need to hurry up. Can get here, hurry, I can
get here.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
They're eating this woman the big.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
It's a classic misunderstanding.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
What kind of dog that one? But I've got a
photo there, man of the wrangling that little deep bill baby.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
I didn't see the dog in the photo, but it's
a classic was understanding. They said she fell down, so
the dog was trying to help her.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
CPR yeah with his mouth. Let me give you kisses,
drag you get back to safety.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Greg.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
This dog looks a lot like your dog.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Dog's way cutter.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
The other neighbor lady, who also is a just got
got kissed by that Dugan was probably just you know,
having an episode or something.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Right, all of the pit variety.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yes, it's right, a right, So this is a sea
bass's dugan news. Yeah, and that's five San Antonio, where
a little a thirteen year old girl and a little
one year old baby were joined by some other baby dugans.

Speaker 15 (47:24):
A thirteen year old girl who saved a baby from
a vicious dog attack.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
It's being called a hero. The teen fought.

Speaker 17 (47:35):
From room to room as three pit mixed dogs broke
through doors, all in an effort to save the baby
and call for help.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Stop.

Speaker 18 (47:47):
And what's being described to me is it was almost
a tug of war for the baby between at least
one of the dogs and the little girl.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (47:54):
She then took the baby and went into another bedroom,
at which point she was able to put the baby
on the floor and barricade the door using her body
to prevent the dogs from coming into that bedroom.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
Just they say.

Speaker 17 (48:08):
The owner of the dog, who's the mother of the team,
thirty six year old Heather Rodriguez, is being charged at
this point with injury to a child by omission.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
It's a felony. Her bond has not yet been set. Babe, God.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah, another classic misunderstand. Wanted to kiss the baby was
kissing and playing.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
We're literally playing tag of R Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Dogs like to play. We all know that.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Sorry, that's weird. So she just got confused. Didn't realize
it was like using the kid. This is yes, so cute.
All right, well this is Sea Bass's Dougan news.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
All right, let's talk. Let's talk about another uplifting story
from W. E. M. Saga naw of Lilian and little
Nicholas and their little little Dugan friends in the neighborhood.

Speaker 14 (48:56):
Okay Beck of Chipwood says their kids were at their
grandparents house Sunday playing in the backyard. The neighbor's dog
got into the yard and began biting Chipwood's daughter Lilian
on the face. Grateful for the quick actions of her
son Nicholas rushing to his sister's help, stopping the dog
from attacking his sister and getting them to safety.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
But I didn't want her to die.

Speaker 13 (49:21):
I thank for my brother tell me because if he would,
I I would get to find out.

Speaker 14 (49:29):
Stoopid Lilian isn't a lot of pain but recovery, as
the dog attack caused their numerous near fatal wounds and
over the big holidays, she'll be reflecting on just how
important family is to them.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
I'm very proud. He's the best big brother in the world.
All right, So that was an a couple.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Yeah, you could say that I didn't have that in the.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Report.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Don't make exceptions.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Well, sometimes the thing they do is there's a there's era,
there's a a lie bi omission that a lot of
news reports do because the pitble activists like Greg will
get on their case if they mentioned, how dare you,
you know, stigmatize breed.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And yeah, you're definitely Britist, but I'm not.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Yeah, there's a reason when automatic weapons and hand grenades
are not legal for human beings to own, for the
general public to own, because they in the wrong hands,
they become deadly very quickly.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
They can't blame there to blame then the wrong hands exactly,
just a baby they just happened to, you know. Appeal
to white trash individuals, all trash into trash for whatever
reason you find. They'll find more of them in the
trailer park than you do in the gated community.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
That's all I guess. I'm the exception to that rule.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
That proves I'm all for pit bulls. Just keep them
as military dogs, right, you know they're deadly where they belong.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, or like to look after prisoners, or cuddling on
the couch with Senator North Korea until there's a one
year old and they wanted to play tugger war with it. Yes,
look at the guys, Look at the Look at the
dog just playing with the prisoner. Oh, he's got him

(51:16):
by the neck, you guys. Yeah, barricade, do your bussy?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Would you do it? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Just chilling, true true.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I was reading about how Patrick Mahomes, quarterback to the Chiefs,
fined over fourteen thousand dollars for a violent gesture that
he made towards the end of the game against Buffalo,
not this week, but last week, not time. He had
just thrown a touchdown pass and he decided to use
his fingers to mimic the firing of a gun like

(51:58):
like it was a shoot out, like boom, boom boom.
Quarterbacks have been doing that for decades. Everybody's been doing
that forever.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Yeah, that's a violent gesture.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's a violent gesture. So it's like when you hear
these stories of kids getting busted at school because.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
They they drew a gun.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Now, my favorite one was what was it? Greg, Like
some some kid nibbled pop tart into the shape of
a gun and that was seen as threatening. Yes, okay,
and the ones who draw the gun, oh yeah, can't
draw but like you know, yeah, that's like whatever, like
a got you got a hot arm?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Or what are they?

Speaker 6 (52:33):
You know, the thing that used to be like on
like children's cartoons, like somebody Sam by the way, they
took away his gun, Josemody Sam.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
What is he?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
What is he doing now? I don't know, but he
doesn't have guns anymore?

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Okay, he gives people fly like I don't want to
say that Elon rules, but I believe he turned the
water pistol emoji back to an actual gun on Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Oh that's important, I believe. So it just doesn't hold
the same kind of mph exactly.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Well, and then like on on regular emojis, when you
type in the word guns, it suggests a muscle.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Thank you, let's see gun. Now, it's still the theater,
it's still the green water pistol. I'm assuming it's an
android thing.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Maybe. Man, Well, if you're traveling for Thanksgiving, there's.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Some stuff now, forecasters are warning people that there's another
round of winter weather on the way that could complicate
your little travel plans. The National Weather Service issued a
winter storm warning for the Sierra Nevadas through Tuesday, with
heavy snow expected total snowfall of roughly four feet with
the heaviest stuff expected today and tomorrow. And the Midwest

(53:42):
and Great Lakes region will see rain and snow today,
and the East Coast will be mostly impacted on Thanksgiving
and Black Friday, and there will be a rain in
the southeast early Thursday before heading to the northeast. My
god lots going on, and host.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Speaksides to be a bit Yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Yeah, let's wait till the heaviest travel day of the year. Also,
a twenty six year old guy in Korea tried getting
out of his mandatory military service by doing something that
I think we all could do easily, stuffing his face
with food so he'd be too fat to serve.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Fat enough. Yeah, he got up to.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Two hundred and twenty five pounds, which is obese enough
for him to qualify for a non combat rule and what.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Five done a non combat role and.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Commute from home. But once they realized what he had done,
they arrested him.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And his friend. I think, yeah, yeah, because his friend
who had the idea, he's like, you know what you
should do, don't leave a paper trail guy. Yeah, I
was kidding. I think he was actually gonna do it.
But he did it well.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Apparently, avoiding the draft in South Korea carries a maximum
sentence of three years in prison, but the court gave
him a shorter sentence because he had no prior criminal convictions.
He's going to prison for six months, but then when
he gets out he has to go into military service.
But also it's like, if you get fat, you get fat.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
That's well, they're gonna have him in prison. I'm sure
they're gonna him on some kind of like workout regimen.
They're gonna make sure this guy loses weight. That's exactly
right now, and they're gonna they're gonna get him out
of prison and they're gonna put him on the front lines, right.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
And nobody gets out of this stuff. I mean, I
remember it was big news that uh you know, yes, yeah, yes,
that's good to know they're currently doing it well. That
they have had to leave the biggest band on the
planet to go serve. In South Korea they do not
make exceptions.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Is it the same in Israel? Yes, it has sets.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I believe women do two years and men do three
or four years.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Nice, nice quality. I'm all about that quality.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
So countries with everybody else, I'm sure North Korea is
probably probably lack it.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Please. The good thing about North Korea is you can't
get that fat because there's no food. That's so you
gotta really want it, You got to really make it happen.
Just say he was all great eight seven seven forty four.
Wood If you want to call in, you can hit
us up with the text over to two two nine
eight seven more what he shows next? Hang on, just
stop kissing and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
Well, I think I think, yeah, you could have got
salmon Miller's who Sucks down Woody show.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
We look how people with food poisoning feel. How ironic
for that?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
How about if you look like people of food poisoning
feel and you feel yeah, because you got food poisoning
doesn't actually have it? That's me Wow, Just give me
the which I saw something this morning. I say, we're
the ugliest show on the radio. Collectively. Yeah, No, offense
to anybody individually. Here here loaded for a lot of that.

(56:50):
There was something I saw. It was like the the
Sexiest people in Radio list. Howard Stern was number one. Okay,
so richest people in radio. And then they also had
Joe Rogan on there on the radio, also dead Larry H. King,
Larry King, Oh yeah, Larry King was on there. He

(57:12):
started on radio. Yeah, and then and then Elvis duran
was on that list. From Elvis Durant, I mean he
lost way, but he's not he did.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
I mean he said sexy.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yeah, I mean you could think he's funny or entertaining.
There's a lot of things I wouldn't use the word sexy. Yeah,
I mean, you know, money is sexy a lot of people,
I guess. I mean he looked good personality at private party.
Think he was that was thirty years ago. He looked sexy,
that he was an attractive man in that movie. No, no,

(57:47):
it's a signature look. I mean it's just how he looks. Yeah,
you know, it looks good for Howard. But I wouldn't say, like, oh,
here's an example of a like a good looking guy.
He'll tell you the same thing. Yeah, he be the
first to agree, right, Yeah, exactly who's on the radio?
I mean, is Mario Lopez He's.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
On the radio, right yeah, Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yeah, Seacrest is on the list. Decent, but again it's
it's a low part. When you're talking radio. We'll get
you hard.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Man, come on.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Male hotties and radio.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, not good.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I mean DJ MVY, he's a he's a good looking dude.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Sure, I saw having the airport one time, and he's
just anybody didn't do.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It for you? Yeah, I like not at all. Well,
we have a Thanksgiving this week, and so we're looking
for you to tell us what you're happy or you're
thankful about. This is I know, we all do a
lot of stuff that is actually like not sarcastic. We're
not looking for sarcastic answers on this one. Like, you know,
really kind of stop and think about what what is

(58:50):
something that you are legitimately happy or thankful for? And
we can start by going around the room. I would
really like to hear what Sea Bass has because let's
let's start with the toughest one in the room.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Yeah, okay, well obviously you got to be sincere I am,
and it is weird and I will you know, the
family is the easy answer, right, but it is, it is,
it's more and more striking, uh, because I was we
were going recently to a funeral of a friend of mine,
My one of my good friends died, and on the
way there, my dad goes, yeah, I'm here a lot

(59:23):
because a lot of my friends are right, yeah, right exactly,
And that was that was an SNL bit recently where
they were doing they're having guys called back to their dads,
and the dads were talking in code about like the football,
like the Eagles or because like the guys don't talk
to their dads about stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Like, man, a lot of Eagles are going to a
lot of funerals a certain age.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
So it's pretty it's pretty amazing that I only are
both my parents still alive and well, but I still
have one grandparent left, wow, alive and well at ninety
six and the still kicking around U. So that's that's,
I guess, the the family thing. But a little deeper
into that is that because a lot of people who's
we had Randy, his dad died when Randy was like
twenty two, Yeah, out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, you know, not sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Also, on the on the lighter side of things, I
think I know what love is now because every time
I go and look at my cyber truck, I like
legitimately like I'm like, oh, babe, Like I don't think
I've ever had anything in my life that made me
feel like any a thing object.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Obviously it like outs, don't that feeling like every time
I see it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Like, oh, because there are guys that like make out
with their cars, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Like Gregory's one of these guys. Yeah, he sexually attracted
to the cars. We talked about that incoding them. I
had to stop the other day. I was walking from
my car to the elevator come up here to the studios,
and you know, SeaBASS has been parking his cyber truck
down there every once in a while a lot of times. Yeah,
and I didn't see it. And the first thought I
had was, Hmmm, I wonder, like, when people stop reacting

(01:01:01):
to his cyber truck, if he'll stop bringing it in
Like he still likes it, yeah, you know, but like,
will he stop the charade of the Oh I park
it in the place so that everybody could admire, right
or whatever you said? Maybe you know these a couple
of spots I want to share the appreciation. Yeah, right, exactly,
But that excitement was like so one year ago. Well,
I mean, not himself on the list, but leg makes

(01:01:22):
him happy, but Greg doesn't. That's the point. Is not
a novelty, it's a it's a functional piece of art.
I don't know about that. I think he legitimately likes it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Allowed to like it as much as he. And that's
the thing too, is I just don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I didn't think I would love it as much, but
every time I see it, I'm like, Greg Gory, what
are you thankful or happy about?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Also the cliche with my parents are alive and well,
and I'm so stoked for that because a lot of
their friends are very much not. Also really thankful that
I have maintained my my goal of being more yolo.
I'm totally sticking to it, and I've been so much
happier all that, And I'm really thankful for this new

(01:02:08):
friendship that I have with Gina. We have so much,
we laugh so much, and it's really great.

Speaker 5 (01:02:15):
We really do have a special.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
It's it's been fun and and like work has been good,
and I think that the year. I think the year
has been pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
So so, Greg, what's the what's the most recent thing
you did that would fall into the category of yolow,
no umbrella?

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Like, what was it the no new couple of new
pairs of clothes. Not freaking out about expenses. Uh, you know,
getting stuff that I would like to have that I'm like, God,
I deserve it. I'll get it. Little things. Just not
obsessing as much as no. I mean, the only thing

(01:02:53):
that tangible that I bought recently was the pants, but.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
But for me it's I bought new clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
And like ten years. Yeah. So just overall, not worrying
about oh, it's late, I should go to bed whatever,
I'll be tired tomorrow. Who cares? Just little thing yollo, Yeah, hyeah,
it's good, like little thing all right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
So what's something that you're thankful or happy about? Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can
hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven. We'll get to some of your calls. Feel free,
like I said to text him if you like over
to two to ninety seven. We'll get to those right
after the break right back. We got the phones open

(01:03:32):
for you if you want to call in on our
topic going into the holiday. We do this on a
somewhat regular basis. We haven't done for a while, but
going into Thanksgiving it's perfect. It is it's perfect timing.
So it's what are you thankful or happy about? So
what are you most happy or thankful about right now?
If you have to think about it. No apologies, no explanation,

(01:03:53):
no justification necessary, just a call in. We want to
hear about it. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
can and send us on the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. What it's all about. Sea Bass
is to his cyber truck, just like Pee Wee Herman
is to his bike, Yeah, says the nine four. Yeah.
But the thing, the thing it's tricky about Sea Bass

(01:04:13):
is you don't know half the time what's authentic and
what's not. I think he really enjoys it what's happened, No,
I do. I think he does too, But also he
also enjoys these.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Out of people. Correct, And I think Pee Wee's bike
had a lot more amenities and like cool bells and whistles.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Well, you don't know that. Have you been in the
cyber truck. I have not, okay, because we're talking about
eighties technology.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Take out the back of out of the tires, No,
but Tesla still do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
And this I was, this is one of the things.
And as much as I love guess Who's gas and
things like that, the thing, yeah, that's still a thing.
Yeah it is. So you could set the car so
let's say you're riding in the back passenger seat. Yeah,
I can set something on the car so when I
push a button on the steering wheel, it makes it
sound like a fart from your seat.

Speaker 9 (01:05:01):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Or if you hit the sight of technology, or if you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Hit the turn signal, it'll make it so it's a
fart sound effect as opposed to the just I stand corrected. Yeah. Now,
as much as I think farts are funny and everything else,
I'm like, you paid that's all in one hundred grand
for a cart and one of the things it does
is it farts. Like I see something you'd pay like

(01:05:27):
a spencer's price for it. But that's one of many things.
That's just a perk. That's just one of the things.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
You didn't pay one hundred grand for the fart feature.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
No, you also put it in for Santa's slay mode. Yeah, yeah,
so you would like this, Sammy because you were all
things Christmas. So in uh, get in the back settings.
So usually we'll just show like a silhouette of the car,
like four things on the screen that you know, where
the car is at an intersection, whatever, And so you
change it and it's Santa sitting in his sleigh and

(01:05:58):
car that is lit. It is lit, so festive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
So we're talking about what are you thankful for? What
are you happy about?

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
It's always good to uh to stop. I honestly not
to sound you know, fruity, are they right, Gregg about
Oh yeah, you don't want that. Yeah, I'm saying that
for Greg's better but no, but I know it sounds
uncharacteristic coming from me, But it's definitely something that I
need to do from time to time. Like I gotta
slow myself down because I'll get caught up in a moment,
you guys know. It's when I usually fire off some

(01:06:37):
kind of email or something, you know, and I gotta
like just kind of stop and reset and think about.
And it's easy for me to tell my my kids
that kind of stuff. It's really hard for sometimes for
you to do it yourself. Yeah, it's been a it's
been a challenging year in a lot of ways, and
I cannot wait for this year to be over. It's

(01:06:57):
like it's just a year of flux in so many
different things, so many different ways. But what I'm happy
about is how the year has turned out. Yeah, you know,
like it started really kind of in a weird gray area,
a lot of negativity and you know, just chaos. Yeah,

(01:07:18):
and that's both family and professionally. And then as you know,
things kind of unfolded, things got even more weird. And
then I would say probably about September that's when I
went on my vacation with my wife to Mexico. Though
we do every year, that seems to kind of be
like the point where things turned around. Yeah, and a

(01:07:39):
lot of in a lot of different ways.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Again, because you got to see senior lizard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Mister Leezer Hellozer if you can look very handsome, do.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
You want to pre empty text messages? We're going to
get asking you where that resort is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Oh, it's secrets, Maroma Beach. It's on the cancuon side
wet That text fantastic, that text in the what is menace.
Use for pet insurance text health it's healthy healthy pause,
healthy pause, healthy pause.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Now, as we get into as we get into you know,
this part of the year, same thing, you know, Thankful
that my kids are on track, Thankful that you know,
like last year was a rough year for you know,
my wife and I and so like we're in a
better place. And professionally things are great, kind of like
what Greg mentioned earlier, Like things are fantastic, like the

(01:08:25):
energy and the vibe, and like it's so good, ratings
are everything's so good. Nothing could go wrong. No, I
mean everything could go wrong. But you know, I'm trying
to enjoy more of the moment, you know. So that's
that's my goal. And then also for next year, I'm
thinking about doing Somebody can tell me this is a
bad idea or not, because I've heard this before, those
full body MRIs. You hear commercials now all the time,

(01:08:48):
one for his chest right. It used to be just
as it was called the rich man scam, scam scam.
But now it's like I hear commercials on all the
radio station. I guess there's just a more attainable thing now.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I want to do that. Greg you don't want
to know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I need to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
I need to do my colon oscary. I like you
so just kind of I thought you were.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Going to do that in whole hands.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
You know, I get two for one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Yeah, But I'm saying, like, for like we're you know,
I'm kind of getting a baseline on all that stuff.
That's good. I'm not even going to pretend about the
weight loss thing. I've said that a number of times.
If I do it, which I you know, I'm I'm
trying here and there. It's not consistent, such a miserable
failure at that. But I'm saying, like, that's one, but
I can at least how about something else. Let's get
a win. Yeah, yeah, you know, I need a win

(01:09:34):
on something. I have my first MRI this year and
it wasn't like scary. It was just boring and loud. Yes,
I've had MRIs, I've just never had the full body one.
And here's here's what I've heard. They say, don't do
it because you know it'll show everything and a lot
of things that you don't even need to investigate. But
because it's there, they'll want to investigate it. And so
if it does turn out to be something, then great.

(01:09:57):
But a lot of times you're doing unnecessary follow up tests.
You'll die before this effects. Yeah. Yeah, So like for
people who have done it, I'm just kind of curious, Like,
you're happy you did it, is it worth it?

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
What is the impetus for you wanting to do?

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:10:08):
Is this just elective for you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
It's totally elective. And it's because I feel I've always
said this, I can deal with anything that I know about. Like,
if I know what I'm dealing with, I feel like
I can attack it. I can you know, work through
it or figure out a way to you know, incorporate
it into my life. It's the stuff that's unknown. And
as you get older, getting closer to fifty, and you
hear these different fridays, I'm just kind of curious.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, it's just kind of curious if any if anybody
knows on that. I would Uh sounds like radio commercials work.
People should say, no, I mean they do. That's what
Greg's been saying. Yeah, it's that one day I was
driving home from work and I heard a commercial for
an egg McMuffin, and I just had to remember that.
I just had to have one. On the way home.
I stopped and I got one. I'm like, man, you
know what, I could taste it when they were and

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it was just a regular commercial, was like one of
the you know, people on the air talking about it
was just like a regular McDonald's commercial.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
I had.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
I had to stop and get it. When people on
the air talk about it, it impacts others even deeper.
Even Wow, call your local radio station today, all right,
Gina Grad, I truly am.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
I'm I'm so thankful and I feel so proud and
so lucky to have the opportunity to be on the show.
This is this is huge. This is a big both
professionally and and just you know, personally, life changing moment.
I'm just I'm just really thankful for it. I'm thankful
that I went back to school to knuckle down and

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finish my bachelor's degree, which I am in the process
of doing, even though I had to write my mid
term this weekend on the meaning, significance, and influence of
transnational feminism within global and international context.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
So what's what's the What's this going to be a
this is going to be a master's of science, And
what does it just mechanical engineering exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Yeah, that was a requirement. By the way, I did
not opt for this, it was a requirement. It took
me so long to write because I kept falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
But I'm just on the subject alone, I fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
God it was rough. And also, I know we've all
said it, but I think you get to an age
where it actually matters. I never cared about this stuff,
but you get to a certain age. I'm so lucky
to have a healthy kid and a healthy husband and
a healthy mom, especially after losing my dad and going
through all that. I'm just I'll take the winds and
I'm just I'm very lucky. I'm very thankful.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
What about you, Sammy.

Speaker 10 (01:12:27):
Mine is my family.

Speaker 12 (01:12:28):
I know that's very cliche, but honestly it is because
I have a pretty big family, and I talked to
almost everyone in my family every single day. And I
mean it's to the point where I'll be on the
phone with my sister. I'll say, oh, I just talked
to Dad, and then she's like, oh, Dad's calling me,
She's got to go to go call him. And I'm
on the phone with my brother and then he's like, oh,
Mom's calling a call.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Back, a conference call.

Speaker 10 (01:12:46):
We do need a conference call.

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
Just set it up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Whoever can join joints. I know you can't make it
that day, you can't make it, but it would probably
save everybody a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Yeah, also everybody once.

Speaker 12 (01:12:56):
And it's weird as you get older, just because you know,
you all grew up in a house together. We're you're
all together and you're having your family dinners every night
and talking about stuff, and as you get older that
doesn't happen.

Speaker 10 (01:13:05):
And I'm like, this is why I'm so pro communal living.
It would be nice if we could all just get back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
To you so wants to go back and just live
at home, but I would.

Speaker 10 (01:13:12):
Want everyone to be there too.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
That's just like the idea of it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
So yes, I'm so envious that that you want. That
My family could fit on one chair. It's the smallest family.
It's probably a world record outside of my family. Those
thing where they have like a whole cul de sac
is yeah. Yeah, you have like your mom, your dad,
your brother, and one cousin and one cousin that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
It's left.

Speaker 10 (01:13:36):
Oh wow, even cousins only one one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah, everybody I know has like thirty cousins they've never met. Yeah, like,
how do you not know your whole family?

Speaker 10 (01:13:47):
And I will also say I'm very thankful for my neighborhood.

Speaker 12 (01:13:51):
In the area that I live, everybody is always talking
to each other and communicating about what's going on, and
everybody it's like having a giant neighborhood watch all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:14:00):
They'll leave notes on your door.

Speaker 12 (01:14:02):
Hey, just by the way, a place over here got
broken into, or there's been coyote and you know someone's
a coyote. Just everybody is talking. I always know what's
going on, and everybody is looking out for each other,
and I appreciate That's why I'm thankful for that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I want to live with my parents and.

Speaker 10 (01:14:21):
Just a nice street with my whole family would be nice.

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Man, As what is yours, I would say, obviously family
and friends, but I want to say that it seems
like all my my family and friends are thriving, even
you know, in our industry just recently, a lot of
people lost their jobs, and the people that are really
close to me in the industry that did lose their

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jobs seem to have a really like positive outlook on everything.
I would I was afraid that they would like be
really down and out and really sad, and I mean
they think it sucks, but they still have a very
positive vibe about it. And I don't know, I have

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this thing where I don't know, have you ever heard
about like George Clooney and all the people that he
came up with. He had this dinner and he was
able to pay back everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Gave me each like a million buds.

Speaker 7 (01:15:17):
If that's like a dream of mine. And like anytime
that one of my friends is like who helped me out,
like in a way and they're not doing well, like
I have like this guilt, like how can I help
them do well? And one of my friends that helped
me out, like back in the day, he wasn't doing
well and then out of nowhere he gets this like

(01:15:38):
six figure job and he's like kicking ass.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
So that's awesome. I'm really happy about that kind of stuff. Yeah,
there's a lot of people in this last go around
that you know, our friends of mine and boy that
that conversation sucks. But I am finding even if they
don't see it, like some of the conversations that I'm having,
I go, well, dude, all of that you just said
is really good. Yeah, it's completely up to you when
you decide to entertain that meeting or you know, explore

(01:16:03):
that more. But the fact that people are reaching out
to you, that's a that's a great thing. Other people
are you know, really struggling and you know, wanting to
do something completely different. But it's nice when you can,
you know, help them out even fit some good advice. Yeah,
let's go to Daniel. Daniel's here online number one. Good
morning Daniel. How are you you want to so?

Speaker 8 (01:16:23):
Good morning? What he show a month Claire?

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
You know, will what are you happy or thankful about? Uh?

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
You know, I mean typical family stuff, you know, get
that out the way. But about two years ago, I
took up mountain biking and I had like a crazy crash.
I broke, I broke my clabical and I just decided.
I just decided, you know, just like I have to
get better at mountain biking, and then I just leveled
up crazy. I lost like two hundred pounds it should
be almost four hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Like you were able to get on a bike at
four hundred pounds.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
It actually happened. When you guys like it's too big
bear yeah, and I was like, what the hell, like,
I don't know. There's a bike parkle here and I
went over there and I was like, dude, I'm too
fat for this. And they're just like motivated me, like
to lose weight and just like get get better. And
I just made a bunch of new friends. And it's
like I'm so happy right now. My job, my life,
Like Kings just had me's number, you know what's up

(01:17:19):
that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Yeah, he'll get a bicycle bill for two.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
And you're you're one eighty.

Speaker 8 (01:17:26):
Now, yeah, I got to spare.

Speaker 9 (01:17:27):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Spare? What's up?

Speaker 11 (01:17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
It's crazy, like everyone sees me like, hey you god,
what happened? You look so sick. I'm like, hell yeah, dude,
Just like Greg said, dude, like you look so sick?
Are you Okay? I'm like yeah, dude, fine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
So it was just from mountain biking. Did you change
your diet and all that stuff too?

Speaker 8 (01:17:44):
Or yeah, oh yeah, of course? Just valid I mean complete, yeah, complete,
complete through sixty as people say, you know, just complete
through sixty.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yeah, now you're happy. So you're one eight now, yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:18:00):
And yeah yeah and just going to the gym and
just yeah, mount fucking just push me to get better
marriagers like I wanted just to level.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Up and just and kind with GOVI or zep bound
or any of those kinds of things that okay, the
old fashion way, all right, yeah, just wallow.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Yeah exactly. Do you have a whole problem?

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
I lose weight and everyone thinks is with goov?

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Yeah do you have do you have the excess skin?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
A little bit?

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
Yeah, not too crazy much, but like yeah, if there's
nothing crazy though.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
It's fine right with clothes, you know you're fine? Yeah,
all right, Well, Daniel, thank you for call man. It's awesome, man,
two hundred pounds down the player and how I am
pretty you?

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
Alright.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
So a lot of people obviously texting in two to
nine eighty seven. I'm gonna go through some of these texts.
What are you happy about or thankful for? If you
want a text, great, if you want to call him
like Daniel did, awesome, holy crap facility show. All right,
let's go through some of the text messages. We have
our question, what's something that you're thankful for? What's something

(01:19:06):
that you're happy about? This one says morning what he show?
I'm thankful that my mother is breast cancer free now
for four years. Congratulations, that's awesome. Yeah, my mom's been
a remission for a long time too. It's like that's
something that you constantly have on your brain, you know,
this is Ali. I'm thankful that after my boyfriend passed

(01:19:26):
away two and a half years ago, that I found
a second love of my life. No one should ever
think that you only get one soul mate when tragedy happens.
Me love to you all. Thank you for being the
best part of getting through the worst time in my life.
Thank you, Ali.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
That was nice.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
That was one of the things I was thinking about.
You know, I'd mentioned to Mike Shinoda when he was here,
and I said, you know, I see these people and
they're you know, being ish heads, you know, talking crab
as if like Lincoln Park should have died with Chester
and it was his own choice, right, Why is it
that these guys can't go on, like if somebody's widowed
for what reason, they're dispposed to put themselves away and

(01:20:02):
go off into a closet into the archive forever, like,
you know, do they not deserve to be happy? Do
they not deserve to have love again?

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
They're still here, right, They still have a life to accomplish, They.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Still love music, they want to do things. Yeah, and
it's very sad, and you know, the circumstances and everything else.
Nobody preferred that, nobody wanted that, and they didn't kick
him out of the band or whatever. It's terrible what
happened to them. But can't you be happy for these
other people? It wasn't just him that you love. You
love this band, right, and these other people who are
really great, genuinely nice people. Can't you be happy for them?

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
So you just continue to do the thing that they love,
because it's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
So easy to be negative, ye versus this activity seven
oh two. I'm thankful for my arm finally being one
hundred percent Back in April, I suffered a distal bicep
tendon rupture whatever that is, and I had surgery back
in May. That sucks. God. I'm thankful for my soon
to be fiance. We went to buy an engagement ring

(01:20:59):
and he gave me an awesome BJ last night. You
know it kills a woman's sex drive. You've heard this
one wedding cake. You've heard that right?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh yeah, it's a while last.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Yeah, I heard that one before. It's not a newbie.
That's a classic.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Eight one A thankful for my self growth and being
able to start forgiving myself, which is tough. I'm thankful
for my daughter sixth grade, who is so kind, amazing
at guitar, funny af and getting straight a's in school
with her advanced class a Sea Bass. Somebody else is
smarter than you, She's the last kid. I'm thankful to
be in a well paying job that has a future

(01:21:43):
for me to develop my career. It's from the five
six to two this one. I'm thankful for every positive
person in my life because for every sunny person it
can cast a shadow. However, a positive sunny person can
bring you out of the darkness. You guys are on
that list of positivity. Even if you're going through something,
you make sure everyone else feels good. Babee three to one,

(01:22:08):
Oh says, I'm thankful for one Gina joining the show, nice,
two Greg's hotness, Yeah, three morgasms and number four Bort's
hatred of Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Yes, well, thankful for that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
There you go, are we all?

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Thing? Two? Three I'm very thankful for the Woodie Show
since twenty fifteen, I've been listening us from a John M.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Thank you John.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Then we got this one one seven. I'm thankful for
the Woodie Show, for the Eagle being back on in DFW.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Nice, thank you, that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Thank you, guys. Keep telling everybody about the show. Let's
go to let's see how about Jeff. Good morning, Jeff.
How are you good?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
How are you doing doing great? What are you thankful for?
What are you happy about?

Speaker 8 (01:22:50):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:22:51):
I'm thankful for man the past a couple of well,
for a long time in my life, I was a
big party animal, all that going out all the time.
Nice and my daughter was born and I decided to
clean it up. So I went and uh, went to
a facility, got myself sober, and I couldn't have done
it without her. So I'm thanking for my daughter, my family,
the supports system. About five months sober now. So it's

(01:23:13):
been an awesome ride, said Nice. She really, Uh she
changed my life.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Man, So I graduation her. Yeah, stick with the man,
all right, man, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Later, let's go to Daithan is Dathan or does she
type that in wrong? She typed it correct, All right,
good way to nice. Hello Dathan, So what are you
thankful for? What are you happy about?

Speaker 11 (01:23:38):
Well, I'm really thankful for my son. He was born
January seventeenth or this year, and during the pregnancy they
found that he had a heart defects, which was basically
he has two being a canva instead of one.

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
And he.

Speaker 11 (01:23:59):
He was born and they check him out and he's
one hundred percent healthy, totally good and he's a beautiful baby.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Oh that's awesome. Yeah, and everything's going well.

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
Yeah, he was. He's now ten months old and he's
just as happy as going to be sleeping in the
back seat right now.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Like what's the prognosis, Like what do they have to
do going forward? Anything or just kind of keep an
eye on it.

Speaker 11 (01:24:23):
Nothing, nothing at all. He's completely good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
That's great.

Speaker 11 (01:24:26):
He still has the two, but he's not that bad.
He's basically a less extreme case.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Wow, that's great. I had a buddy born the same
kind of condition and he slays dude.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
So hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Yeah, So yeah, there's that you have to look forward to.
Just keep that in your back pocket, you know what
I'm saying. Someday he will slay future master swordsman. Yeah yeah, yeah, right,
get those high fats ready. Yeah all right, Dathan, thank
you for calling man. Enjoy your holiday, appreciate, thank you
so much. Listen to what his show? A right, we
got some more what he showed next, hang on, what

(01:25:00):
show will be right back this it's a woody show,
all right. Welcome back everybody. Hi, Monday morning. We got
the entertainment stuff here in just a second. Also, birthday's
porno birthday for you on the Monday morning. It's November
the twenty fifth. Today is National parfe Day. Oh please

(01:25:22):
love good parfe. We're talking of like a is it
a yogurt parfet or yogurt ice cream fad? Isn't that
just kind of the style, like a layer yeah, all right,
so you could do it like a yogurt, because I've
also seen other ones where it's like different, you know,
like there's a layer of like a like a coop
whip and then they do it like a layer of
like a chocolate pudding or a moose.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
And that's what that's what Wikipedia says. It's either the
traditional French style American parfait with yogurt and bud. It
can also be whip cream, ice cream, sometimes fruit and
occasionally the core.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
They still have these, but you know who made the
best parfes in the world. There was a chocolate, a
strawberry KFC. Really, oh my god, we would beg for those.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Yes, oh enjoy nice yogurt, little granola, a little berries.
Yeah yeah, that berry liquid stuff on it tells uh yeah,
berry liquid stuff, like just like raspberries or blueberries. They
have the like a syrup. I don't know if I've
had that. I I had like on a Sunday on

(01:26:25):
every single one about this they called them the little
bucket par face.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
They were so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
It's a National play Day with Dad, it's a shopping
reminder day, as if Venistein's are reminded, please stay shopping.
And it's a National Book Week, so that my favorite,
super exciting. I shall shop for books in entertainment. Just
in case you're not totally sick of everything, Kelsey, Travis, Jason,

(01:26:51):
even his mom, it's like, we get it. But again,
just in case you need even more of these people. Uh,
you check it out, Samuel. I'm sure maybe you've already
seen it. You could watch Donna Kelcey Serve up Philly
cheese steaks in a scene in the Hallmark movie Christmas
on Call.

Speaker 10 (01:27:08):
Oh, yes, I've heard about this.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
I must.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
I don't know, because they got to put a Kelsey
in everything, and I guess they'll figure like all the
Swifties might see it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:15):
Well, if you had a chance to be in a
Hallmark movie, you'd take it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I'm saying, if your Hallmark, why would you cast Donna Kelsey?
I'm thinking maybe because guys, we're talking about it right now,
the free advertising you just gave them. Yeah, I know,
but I think a lot of this is the tailor.
Like if Taylor wasn't still with uh, the podcast wouldn't
be as big.

Speaker 12 (01:27:36):
Sure, but I think that Hallmark has like a headquarters
based in Kansas City too, so there could be a connection.

Speaker 5 (01:27:42):
Sammy, you are right about that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
You are right about this. I think the whole company's headquarter.

Speaker 10 (01:27:47):
Yeah, the entire well, they fume everything in Canada.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Okay, they like, that's where the snow is.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Martha Stewart pardoned her turkeys because she's having a vegetarian
Thanksgiving this year. I did watch. I don't know why
I got sucked into it. I was flipping around this
is maybe a handful of years ago, and there was
a Martha Stewart like Thanksgiving show where she was preparing things.
She went down into her cellar. It's a basical warehouse,

(01:28:14):
and she's like, well, I think we're gonna grab these plates.
And then she was showing how like she was setting
up a Thanksgiving dinner table in her barn on her property.
So it was very kind of like rustic and things
were being served in like hallowed out pumpkins. I love
to be there. Yeah, Like anyway, so she was showing like, dude,

(01:28:35):
the turkeys look bombed.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Bet you know.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
But yeah, but a vegetarian Thanksgiving. I don't know about
that one. Also, that Martha Stewart documentary it's called Martha.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Did you watch it? So apparently she talks about her
prison time. It was like two thousand and four, including
a twenty four hour stint in solitary. I didn't no
food or water. She claimed it was because she touched
a guard in passing, which you can't do. Oh is
this a different one that I It's called Martha on Netflix, right, Yeah,
I think that's the one I watched where it showed

(01:29:09):
how she got her start catering and stuff like that,
and then she talked about her husband and how did
you go to the prison thing?

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Not that I recall.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Okay, well, whatever this documentary Martha is. She claimed that
she got put in a twenty four hour solitary for
touching a guard. Can't do that. But the Federal Bureau
of Prisons has released the statement saying that never happened.
They said, and they told US magazine that are US magazine.
While in these areas, incarcerated individuals are consistently provided with

(01:29:37):
regular meals and access to water.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Yeah, you're not supposed to go without foods.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
So no response yet from Martha Stewart or her people
on that, But I mean, look, if it makes a
good story, it makes a good story.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
I guess right. It's a badass And you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Can't talk about Martha Stewart thout talking about Snoop Dogg.
Snap Dog has a new jewelry line, because of course
he does jewelry line. Jewelry jewelry line. It's called Love Child.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
I started a commercial on the radio station the other
day and Snoop Dogs and I'm like, what hell? Yeah,
everywhere you can't escape again. Good for him, though good
for him would do it now? Speaking of documentaries, Peacock
made a docuseries about Girls Gone Wild, scumbag Joe Francis
damn doing. I saw the trailer because the trailer pop
popped up. It's called Girls Gone Wild, The Untold Story. Okay,

(01:30:22):
here's a little clip from the trailer. In the first
two years, Girl's Gone Wild made twenty million dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
Girls were already pulling their tops off and slashing the
jet as we.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Were pulling in. I never thought that that would come
back and haunt me. You didn't for twenty years, really
really on camera, the guy with the Girl's Gone Wild
the jet? Yeah, a camera crew, right, Wow. I didn't think.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
I just, you know, go away.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
I know it's going to be on film. I was
too young to be taped.

Speaker 17 (01:30:51):
I first realized that these girls were minors when I
got arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
Joe was out of control. He's been a fugitive for
a decade.

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
Now, do you feel bad for the girls?

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Did you imagine that one day you'd be sitting in
a chair to talk about Girls Gone Wild?

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
I figured at some point I get a knock on
the door, So where is Joe isn't he in Mexico hiding? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
I think I haven't watched the documentary yet, so I
know he's on some island because he pops up on
social once in a.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
While Epstein Island.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
So he must be somewhere where if they want him
for something, he must be somewhere where they can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
He wasn't protected. Yeah, okay, here's here's something you might
find shocking. I have never once seen a moment, a minute,
a frame of any Girl's Gone Wild video, saw commercial.
I saw a ton of the commercials I've met people.
In fact, our friend, our friend Tony, Tony the Whipping Boy,
his sister ended up in one. She was out like

(01:31:49):
on a on a bachelorette party thing and next thing
you know, they're gond of Limo and it's the Girl's
Gone Wild thing and then there's his there's his sister.
He saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
Yeah, all right, So Joe Francis, he's got an active
Instagram account. He posted at the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico. Recently.
He also posted a photo of him hanging out with
Mario Lopez that said event as well.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Oh okay, so he's doing well. He's doing well he's
out here. Rachel Maddow will reportedly taking five million dollar
pay cut at MSNBC. Don't feel too bad for her, Greg,
because she's currently working on a thirty million dollars a
year contract.

Speaker 5 (01:32:25):
Is she's gonna land on her feet.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
And even though they're cutting her pay, MSNBC still sucking
up to her, saying, quote, no one else can do
what she does. I honestly shocked that network makes that
kind of money.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I know, yeah, still exist.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Stephen A. Smith is asking ESPN for twenty million a year.
He wants twenty million a year for five years. He
wants one hundred million dollars. Well, that's fair because he's
literally on every show all the time and always doing it.
He's literally broadcasting something.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
He's the guy.

Speaker 17 (01:32:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Billie Eilish is Apple Music's twenty twenty four Artist of
the Year. She's the first person to win this award twice.
Hit Me Hard and Soft hit number one in one
hundred and thirty eight countries on Apple Music's All Genre
Albums chart. Congratulations, such a failure. And finally, I'll give
you this last little story here before you did the
birthdays Tom Green, who had a show on MTV back

(01:33:15):
in the late nineties and at one point was married
the Drew Barry Moore. Making a full blown comeback. You guys.
He's got a few things going on, including a country
music album. Okay, He's planning to drop a documentary and
a comedy special and a four part docuseriies, all within
days of each other. This could be coming up after
the holidays in January. Wow all exclusively on Amazon oh.

(01:33:38):
Tom Green currently lives on one hundred acres in Ottawa
with his parents. He takes care of rescue animals, including
a doncae, some horses, chickens, and his dog. His new
off the grid life will be the focus of the
four episode Tom Green Country and the name of his
comedy specials called I Bought a Mule?

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Did you like that show them I.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Did back in the day, A plant on a Plant? Yeah,
So there's an interesting story about that that I saw
in one of the things leading up to this documentary,
and then the other thing that I thought was very
interesting and really pointed out like Tom Green was so
ahead of his time with a lot. He's the one
that inspired Joe Rogan to just go and do his
podcast because he went on and they have a clip

(01:34:23):
of this, like where you could see the light goes
off in Joe Rogan that little light bub book. Tom
Green had an internet live broadcast early Miserly. Yeah, and
so Joe Rogan was a guest on this podcast and
he goes, wait a minute, so let me get it straight.
He goes, so this is just you and blah blah blah,
and he goes, yeah, he goes, and you can do whatever. Yeah,

(01:34:44):
it's Tom's kind of running him through it. Thomas always
he was Jackass before Jackass.

Speaker 6 (01:34:49):
Yeah, one man Jackass, And yeah, Joe Rogan's like, wait,
I can do kind of like mediocre comedy and make
a trillion dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
I mean you can, like can not like Joe Rogan.
You know, I don't have an opinion really one way
or the other about the guy, but man, he can't
knock what he built. It's insane. And that paycheck he's
getting in insane. I mean he's getting Rachel Maddow money,
you know what I mean. Tom Green, by the way,
going on tour in a bunch of wit show cities December. Well,

(01:35:21):
they got a lot of things coming up, Like I said, documentary, comedy,
special four part docuseries Country Album. I will watch all
of it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:28):
I remember when he moved to that compound or whatever,
the the homestead, Like I thought he was making a
big deal about him leaving Hollywood, but I guess this
is what he's been working on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Well, I mean he's living in Ontario's like, you don't
have to live to do Hollywood store.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
So what was the story about? My bumm is on
the plant on the stairs.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
He did that song, yeah, right, and it blew up.
This is the days of t r L and so
it became this huge request and every like that's all
anybody wanted to see or hear in that moment. It
went to number one. The song went to number one.
MTV called him and said, dude, we got to retire
the song. We got to have you coming because I

(01:36:09):
guess the following week. So this is like on a
Friday and his song was number one. But on Monday,
Tuesday whatever, they had already had made up the countdown
for TRL. They had fudged it, and but the song
had not been a thing yet and they're like, well
we can't, so we're just gonna have you retire. Like,
oh guys, it was just a joke, not supposed to
be like a real song or a real thing that

(01:36:31):
people were into. You know, I'm glad you like it.
And so he's like, I don't know. I'm like, no,
it'll screw everything up. We already taped everything for next week.
And so like he had to come on. He's like, look,
he goes. They were my employer at the time. They
kind of had so much bigger life of it. But
he so he had to go on there and go,
all right, Carson Daily, we're retiring the song.

Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
Yeah, that's funny. Well remember it was even in that
eminem Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Buma's lips, My Buma's on your lips.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
So anyway, that's what's going on in the world of entertainment.
We've got some birthdays, some pretty crabby birthdays, and then
your porno birthday showy gonna we're gonna sit pat and
you know, we don't do you know how like if
you have like a good French onion dip or like
a good cheesy crab dip or something, what you're dipping

(01:37:22):
into it doesn't matter. It's just a delivery view the
chip or the or the broccoli or whatever the hell
you're doing act. It's just a delivery method for whatever
the dip is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
The celebrity birthdays. Couldn't care Oh okay, couldn't care less.
It's also we can do the porno birthday. That's what
it's all about. So just you know, even though the
birthdays are pretty weak today, Christina Applegate's a good one.
All right, yeah, all right, Christina Applegate's birthday. Kelly Bundy
on Mary with Children, she's fifty three. And then you
got here you go. This is a guy actor and
writer for I guess most known for Hacks, which you love.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
Greg, that's a great show.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
You gotta watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Oh yeah, you know he's well, the real name.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Cola Skull is the one that has that crazy Mary
Todd Lincoln show on Broadway. He's like a comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Do you know a Broadway reference? Greg Oh, type of
man cole.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
E s c O. L. A.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
Escola. And we do not know who this guy is
if you watch Hacks. I've watch act. I don't know
who this guy is.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
He's on every I know. He's like an old comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Thirty eight years old. Okay, Billy Burke is fifty eight.
Charlie Swan in Twilight. Eddie Jemison. He's an actor and
director known for Ocean's Eleven, Oceans thirteen, and The Punisher
sixty one years old. I told you they were weak today. Yeah,
I did you look? Did you look at up?

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Yeah? I guess he's a writer for hacks. But he
doesn't look familiar at all.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Actor and writer, most super all right, your porn of
birthday today is Clara g. She's worked more wood than
a carpenter, and she's made her dad proud in two
hundred and eleven fine films, including full on finger Fun, Annoying.
She was in Babes, playing in Diapers Volume two, also
Big O in the operating room. Imagine that you're on

(01:39:08):
the operating table and they're doing whatever, and then you
have like a full on like orgasm. You say, the
weirdest dream while I was out, Yeah, she was in
bursting out of her boost A Volume one. Warm yourself
in this hooter Heat. It was fantastic in that.

Speaker 8 (01:39:24):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Greg, this sounds like something you could be into it
as well. Who can forget her? Unforgettable? And my nipples
need vacuuming. I have no idea. You love the vacuum?
I do too many. I'm imagining that vac I'm imagining
that just means like some kind of sucking. But my
nipples need vacuuming. I pictured like a nipple on it.

(01:39:48):
That's a that's Clergy who's forty five years old today,
And that's your corn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
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Greg Gory parting Words of Wisdom place.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Yeah. True love is not holding in your farts.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Yeah, let it rip.

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
I mean you know you're in love.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
Yeah, you know you're comfortable around each other. That's that
means that you're in love, right, Yeah, that's the sign.
If you pee with the door open, that means that
you like each other.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
If you fart in front of each other. That means
that you love, yeah right, love, and if it's your soulmate,
you'll ship with the door open.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
And I won't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
I mean, it's loving someone and then like.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
It's the one none of us have soulmates.

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
I must be my wife's soulmate. Wow, yeah, all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day. S
M D double M. I quit this bitch.