The Woody Show November 29th 2024 Podcast

The Woody Show November 29th 2024 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleeper's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advice.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
That The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Ili this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. By good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Today is November the twenty ninth, twenty twenty four. We
are the Woody Show, Woody, Greg Venice, there's Tinagrad, Sea
Bass is here, there's Sam, we got Bort, we got
Caroline Morgan and Vaughn and of course, because of the holiday,
we are not here live today.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
We'll be back on Monday. But some good stuff lined
up for you.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
And you know what they say, if you haven't heard it,
it's that said. So like to hear your thoughts on
anything that you hear on the show today. If there's
an opinion or story that you want to add to,
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(01:31):
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
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Speaker 5 (01:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:42):
At the Woody Show Coming up for you today.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Of course the fail stories and the du iq Do
That plus Family Feud, Aunt Chrissy Listen to The Woody
Show Family Feud plus a Redneck News, a round of
lyrics on the Fly Wow. Giving everybody like tons of
anxiety here this morning on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I also did want to get a follow up.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Greg Gory had just kind of casually mentioned about how
his parents.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Were friends with the band Rush. Yeah. I can't believe
I never told you this story. We have brought it up,
I had, like in passing, but we never really kind
of heard this, so so we'd never done a deep
dive on it.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Okay, So essentially, you know, when you well, you guys
didn't well you didn't go to college Woody. But now
when you're in your early twenties and your college, either
in college or right out of college, you kind of
have like couple's friends, you know, so you have your
best couples friends. And my parents had these best couple friends.
Alex was the husband and I'm sorry no, Nick was

(02:44):
the husband Nick and they called him Nicky and they're
a Russian, so they're all it's this fouresome and that's
the connection. Well, yeah, So then they would hang out
with Nick and his soon to be wife at their place,
and then they would go hang out at my parents place,
this that and the other. But every time they went
to Nick and Sasha's house, Sasha.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Was the wife. The little brother Alex was there with
his long hair. He'd be hanging out in the basement.
My dad would have said, oh, he was kind of
a delinquent type. So his name is Alex. Turns out
to be Alex Leifesen. His real last name is not
life Sin. It's some incredibly long, difficult to pronounce Russian name.
So I'm not, oh, I know he's got letters that

(03:25):
aren't letters, because he've owned you exactly.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
So for years they would all hang out and then
Alex would come into the room and he'd hang out
and stuff, and they were doing this, that and the other.
And then sometimes, you know, his friend Getty would be there.
And anyway, fast forward to let's say twenty five years later,
his family has since moved to Canada. My family has

(03:53):
since moved to northern California. I'm about fifteen at this point,
and Nick comes to at my parents. They haven't seen
each other in years, and then my dad out of
the blue, said hey, Nick, by the way, how's Sasha's
little brother Alex doing? And he said, you know what,
he's actually doing quite well, which surprised my parents because
he was always just kind of yeah, the long haired

(04:15):
hippie delinquent guy hanging out in the basement. And he said, oh,
what's he up to? He said, he's in a band.
It's called Rush, and my brother Rush for him is
depeche Mode. For me, my brother almost fainted, almost started crying.
Your your brother in law's Alex Lifson.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
So then about a week later, we get these packages
in the mail from Alex with at the time cassette
tapes all the Rush tapes with tickets to their show
that was upcoming, wrapped around with the Rubber band and
this written, Hey Greg and Mike, it's Alex and hope
you come see us.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Say hi to your parents for me. I remember them
from when I was a.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Kid, and this and and then we went to the show.
And so that unbeknownst to them at the time, they
weren't Rush when they were friends, but Geddy and Alex
were always there hanging out being quote delinquents together.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
They were friends with their older brothers with roughly.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Alex's sister sisters. Right, and then Nick was the brother
in law to Alex Lifsan.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
And wow, there are a lot of Rush super fans.
So your brother, your brother, right.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
My brother is a massive Rush mega ultra fan.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
You want to talk about a sausage party, holy Crush concert.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, I've been that was that was my first concert Rush. Yeah.
So did you have backstage passes and stuff? No? Really,
nothing like that. Did they sign like a set tape?

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh nice? Wow it was pretty. That's cool. That's cool.
It was cool.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
But so I mean it was it's how they had
a Rush connection. They didn't know them as the band.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
They knew him as as.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
A kid or as a as a the brother of
one of their best friends. So well, but yeah, and
I don't even know how to pronounce his last name.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
To be.

Speaker 10 (06:01):
Well, my mom was friends with the wife of the
guy that made the song the Year of the Cat.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I remember that song? What is it? I don't know,
some famous song, You're a Year of the Cat. Want
to bet it's not in our system? I know it's
not the system. I'm going right to the internet.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Al Stewart Year of the Cat looks at some picture
that pops up and you see him.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
He looked he looks like Towns yea. And how did
your mom know this guy?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Like?

Speaker 11 (06:30):
She?

Speaker 10 (06:31):
What? No, No, my mom's friends with his wife.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
The wife of the guy. Who does he looks like
a who played? I mean, I don't want to overshadow
you rush story. This guy played acoustic guitar on a
rug with incense. Oh, he's on Rhino. Rawall was on
Rhino Records. The Year of the Cat came out in
seventy six. Noise he's still alive.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, says yeah Al Stewart. Year of the Cat seventy
eight years old. Oh, why, it's all aga in one
weird one air thing.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
They used to do that back in the day because
they cann't have multi track mixing.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
But at least it was mono down right.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Well, you're also playing a YouTube mix, which could be
is it from their official channel?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I mean, nice intro. By the way, I think I've
heard this in movies.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
Yeah, you real cat?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, nineteen seven.

Speaker 11 (07:36):
She comes out of the songs run and Water.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, it's not that you know who likes the exclamation
the song? You might know the hook Sammy listen.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
Yeah, I do like the song.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You don't know it. I like old songs. I don't
know it, but just the yeah, I would like. It's
almost young rock, not quite like the FB of it.
Almost yeah, right, I think it like thirteen million bucks? No, yeah,
he is from that.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Here the cat Dog, here, the cat cat Dog. If
you have if you have a hit from the old
timy days, you get some money.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah nowadays. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Do you remember that song, solid Solid I remember seeing that.
I think they were a husband and wife and they
were living in a car with no money. That song
went to number one Boom Mansion.

Speaker 10 (08:30):
Ball and back in those days and Simpson, Yeah, they
were living.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
In their car.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Yeah, because back then, record labels didn't really take money
from your live performances. Yeah, and they didn't care about that.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah, solid Away.

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
All the songs like is that. That cat song was
like over six minutes long. This one's over five minutes long.
No one makes songs that long anymore. Yeah, nobody got
time for that. Yeah that's.

Speaker 10 (09:14):
Yeah. I gotta get to the hook chorus.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's five minutes later. Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Friday's going, Mother Effers beside.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
That's good solid, that's fine. Memory laying there.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Eh, you might want to talk to MENACE's mom's girlfriend's
wife or whatever the hell. Because Alice Stewart many years
later wrote an entire album called Down in the Cellar
Concept Album, and the concept was why why.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Just the term concept album is gonna suck. It reminds
me of like Grateful Dead b sides.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We're very late. We got to take a quick break
more when he shows next, hang on the Woody Show.
Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 10 (10:36):
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Speaker 10 (10:40):
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(11:02):
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Speaker 2 (11:08):
We're having some computer issues. No network is a Woody Show,
and we are into.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Another new hour in sensitivity training frame politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
We on the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm Woodie, that's Greg Gory.
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
We got Menace, we got c bands, we got Sammy.
The phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Uh, coming it for you
this hour?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
What do you show? Family Feud?

Speaker 5 (11:42):
And I sat down with my aunt Chrissy, who is
one of the funniest people I know. And I don't
even think she realizes that she's funny. I think she
just realizes or she just thinks that, you know, she's
being here, she is being herself. But I find her
so damn entertaining because she's always drunk, she's always high, and.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
She lives a life that really a few people get
to now.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
I mean even Sea Bass is fascinated with it. Now,
you know, this is typically like one of the people
that he would go out there trying to find.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, and then we have her right here and she's
in my own family.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
And it took me so long. It took me years,
years and years to realize, Man, we got to put
her on the radio. I got to share her with
everybody else. But what to show a family for you?
This is where instead of asking a hundred people like
to do for the game show a survey question, we've
just asked one person in this case is my aunt Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
And then I'm going to have questions for different people.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
You try to guess and what she's gonna say, You
guys want to do like a practice one. Okay, So
here's one of the questions that I asked Aunt Chrissy,
and you guys can kind of like do this together
and try to figure out what she went with. Okay,
all right, here's the question. I'll go with something you
name a plant people might grow themselves. Okay, it's not

(12:57):
marijuana's non marijuana.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yes, I when I was in Chrissy's house, the whole
side of her house gets when she was growing not marijuana, tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's a pretty common thing that people will plant.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
She was going she was growing a ton of tomatoes
with strawberries in my backyards.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
A child. I'm thinking pot or tomatoes hot or tomatoes weed.
But she's gonna want to she.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
Who's got to say answers, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she
would say, yeah, okay, I think she'll say tomatoes.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
But do you think let's go tomatoes, Let's get crazy.
Who's making who's making the final choice? Menace?

Speaker 10 (13:40):
It's a practice rounds. Okay, tomatoes, tomatoes? Some inside information,
the unfair advant answer.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I think it's good. Uh name a plant that people
might grow themselves? Marijuana? I said to do we know, man?

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Do we know if she's ever tried to grow her
own or she just always just got a source allegedly.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
No, you've never tried to grow marijuana. I don't have to.
It gets delivered. Now you do have a guard? Like,
what do you plant in your garden?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Green beans, banana, peppers? And Tim just got that Carolina
reaper for something reason.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Wo Moorgan who works on our show, and she's tried
to get in the gardening, but she sucks at it.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
What's the secret to having a good garden? I have
somebody else water it for you that I have no
idea why.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's funny, but she cracks herself up. She laughs at
she's like end of sentence and super drunken high all
the time.

Speaker 10 (14:48):
Yeah, she's home all, yeah, she's living in the life
of like a millionaire's housewife.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
To be honest, if a fifteen year old boy was
a billionaire, yeah, oh yeah, I do nothing Sea Weed.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
And so we got more of that wood Show family
feud with and Chrissy. Next on The Woody Show show
Welcome back everybody, It is the Woody Show, and we
got around a wood Show family feud. And so I've
been spending the last week or so in the great

(15:23):
city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where my family is from, and
it's nice seeing family. And one of those family members
that I spent some time with is my aunt Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, yes, Oh my god. How's Chrissy doing. She's doing
great in fact medicine.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
I stopped over there once one day last week and
as soon as we walked in, she handed Menace a
ball no no no, and she you know, drinking her
keystone lights and everything. We had a very nice time.
Then Menace was out a couple of days later and
saw something. Of course, Metas hit up the mall. Yeah,
and he picked her up a Pittsburgh Steelers bird house.

(16:01):
It was when so eye catching. I was like, I
have to grab this Frank, she loved it. I sent
to Menace the video for unboxing it social. I didn't
know she was a big bird House person. Neither did I.
But I think it was just in the thought that,
you know, anybody even thought of her to begin with.
I thought, oh, yeah, I think she really liked that.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Dude. Shout out to Rally House man. They have so
many cool for you know, if you're a fan of anything,
they have everything. I'm telling you, like toothbrushes, yeah, everything.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
So for what a show Family Feud, we have Aunt Chrissy,
who you're going to be trying to guess what she
said with these answers, kind of like the actual family
Feud game. But instead of talking to one hundred people
for the survey questions, we asked one.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
One person, is my aunt Chrissy Nice?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
And so before we get into the questions, when we
sat down by the way to record this, it was
one o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, because she had been at it already. Yeah, she's
still get up clean houses and then.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Does yeah what she does, but she does she's not
working every day cleaning houses, so it's like her weekend.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah. I think she Actually, I don't think she had
worked that particular day morning.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
She does get exercise because she doesn't drive, so she
walks to all the places that she.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Does not her driver's license.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
So anyway, again, it was like one o'clock in the afternoon,
and I asked her how many beers deep she was
and how much weed she had already smoked.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Again one o'clock in the afternoon. Six beers and seven hits.
All right, now, do you have a preference like sativa, indika,
whatever fits in the bowl? Okay, it's a normal day.
That's just what I'll do. I'll tell you, like dude,
and just you know, I'm very well aware, and you

(17:54):
know I have a good gauge on on it.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Chrissy, I think she was definitely one of the more
I think she was more high and a combination of
high and drunk than I'd seen her at least for
quite a while. Yeah, she was feeling good. She was
in a very happy mood, and then all of a sudden,
out of nowhere, she hit like these really mellow patches.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, I gotta say that.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Uh, you know, just for test purposes, I tried some
of her marijuana and it was quite strong.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a random weekday. Six beers
to be in a family that doesn't know the word intervention, Like,
you know, my Chrissy, Man, she's a trip. I love her.
I'm always a fan of like a good character. But man,
she she's got a mouth on her.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
She's always barefoot and brawliss and she definitely speaks her
mind and everything.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Man, So I just I just love hanging around her.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
All right, So Woody show family Feud and let's see
let's go with uh, well, we'll start with Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
First question, name something that people do when they're bored.
Oh my gut.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Reaction says, drink beer, like drink yeah eat christ right yeah,
so now if we say drink or weed, that's two
different things. I think her o g love would be beer.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Some beer.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
But if she just does that regularly, she wouldn't even
think she's bored.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
It's just yeah, that's just like medicine. They say nothing
is boring with a case of beer. Yes, true. Oh,
she did get Netflix just recently. She she loves it.
She might be thinking like totally outside of beer. I
think we're overthinking. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna stick

(19:49):
with beer or drinking drinking? Yeah, answer, good answer, all right?
All right?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
So question number one, what does your family view with
aunt Chris? Name something people do when they're bored?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Oh, my.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Masturbate that I can't believe asking this question. Is that
something that you do on a regular basis or does
my uncle Tim really give it to you?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Good? No, No, that's for other people. I smuck and
drink all right.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Wow, I don't even get the response. No, that's for
other meaning the other people. What do people do when
their boy get my business taken care of?

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Yeah, I did go down to their basement and there
was a lot of photos of women in san scantily clad.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Oh that's my uncle Tim in the basement. The bathroom
in the basement. He's got like a like a half
naked lady girl calendar. No, not multiple, not just one.
I always got more I didn't see. Usually it's just one.

Speaker 10 (20:57):
It sounds like your ideal, but yeah it does often now.
A bird feeder, yeah, but not just any perfect a
Steelers one. A Steelers bird feeder.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Mass.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Since you are going to be on this week with
the Naked Bike Ride audio, oh right right, I figured
I would go with you here on this next question,
what do you show family feud.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Name a reason someone might ride their bike to work?

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Well, the correct answer is d u y right, I
mean that's we've talked about before. Any adult males, especially
over the age of a certain thirty or forty, you
see the cruising on a bike, that's because they.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Got a lot of ys in their past, and so
then they usually have to know good as well. Yeah, right,
car broke down.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
Right, don't have it, but aunt Chrissy to be relatable
to her, it's just because she doesn't have a license.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Doesn't dry.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah, Oh god, that's a really good answer, actually, menace. Yeah,
just don't get on but don't have a license. Don't
have a license, I think, and Chrissy doesn't have a
do UI because she's never had a license? Right, I
think that's actually the right answer, because Menace, you just
spent time with Chrissy.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because we talked about it. I go, and Chrissy, have
you ever driven a car? And she said that she
did what she was eight.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
She also said she did get her permit, she just
never got her license. Yeah, but it was like a
written thing, all perfect.

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with
menace on this one. This is why it's the family.
And I would say, yeah, just don't don't go a
license license alright, good answer, good answer, the stupid bell
with him?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
All right?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Well, name a reason someone might ride their bike to
work because the girlfriend stole the car.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
You ever know anybody that's happened to Well, not the car,
but my brother in law. His girlfriend took all the
shoes because he couldn't go to work. Yeah, so I couldn't.
She'sisted at him because you won't give her money. So
she took all his shoes so he can't go to
work next day. Right, So that way neither person has money. Then, yes,

(23:10):
this is my uncle. Yeah, what do you call him?
Uncle dumas? Uncle dumas still care for him?

Speaker 12 (23:20):
And but.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Why did we not cast the logic? So she was
mad at her.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Boyfriend, Yeah, because she asked him for money. She asked
my uncle, and I think I know which one it is?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
For money? He said, he said no, So I was like, oh, well,
then guess none of us are.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Going to have money. So she took his shoes so
he couldn't go to work to get money. He's a
guy who keeps getting paid under the table cash, so
if he doesn't go to work, he's not getting again.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
This is you cannot write this stuff. I'm saying. Wow, yeah,
no point on the hoodle. All right.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
By the way, I figure like, since it is Chrissy,
I have a six pack of questions. I don't know,
so I have six wait, six total questions. We get one, right,
we get a yea dinner party at Greg's house. Yeah, okay,
I will buy you guys breakfast. Oh yeah, all right,
yeah that's better.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's see question number three. Uh, let's go with menace
on this one. All right, menace? What's a common fear
many people have? For Christy? What's the fear that she
seems kind of fearless? Though? Does she watch? I gotta
ask she she likes yellow staring?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Right?

Speaker 13 (24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, she like does she liked those murder shows
like all the women love the Yeah, she does love murder.
We were talking a lot about dead bodies while we're
hanging out.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
By the way, my uncle uh manages an apartment building
and he just found another dead body the other day.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
It happens from time to time any days the building.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah, because you have to go do like wellness checks
and stuff. He said, he's found like sixteen years. Yes,
And then I asked him because then he has to,
you know, call the police. And I asked him, aren't
you afraid that you have like sixteen bodies attached to
your name? He's like, nah, don't think about it. What
sort of place does you manage?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Like?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
It's a it's a regular like a seven buildings and
seven story apartment building.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
He's been there for years, so that's sixteen people over.
I don't know three. He about that with like hotel maids. Yeah,
what is in Christy afraid? I don't think she's going
to say what she's afraid of?

Speaker 14 (25:23):
What sayrily bears, bugs, bugs, ex wives?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh yeah, something like that. If it's Chrissy talking about herself,
it would be running out of beer something, yeah, being sober.

Speaker 10 (25:43):
Yeah, I'm saying ex wives. I think she's going to
go back to relationships? Right, all right, all right, all right,
all right, sorry, it's okay. Answer, I don't know it's
all over you show family feud. What is a common
fear that many people have?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Spiders? Like Halloween? What's your biggest fear? Worms? What about worms?
Is so scary?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Maybe because they were thrown on me when I was
a kid or something.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't know. But when I see a worm, I
was like it.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
And maggots, Oh rats, rats, hamsters, guinea pigs and those little.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Little critters with the beaties. Are they creepy out?

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I have to look away.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
There was there was one crawling up somebody's arm the
other day when we were watching a movie.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I look away. Nasty, all right.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
Wow, there was some beautiful rabbits hanging out in her
backyard while we were hanging out there.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
She wasn't afraid of those. Does she decorate for Halloween?
I don't know. She's just the whole house. Yeah, I
make it. I make a scale.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
She puts this giant spider thing, even though she said spider.
She puts this giant inflatable spider thing on the roof
of the house.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh wow, she does that. She got like a bunch
of that stuff from like Spirit Halloween. She has a
bunch of Coca Cola memorabilia. That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
I'm already sold on. Yeah, it's got a broken that's
got a broken pizza oven and so far, no points,
no points.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
She's pretty mad about that. Pizza oven, by the way,
it's been sitting there five years. Yeah, it's a six
pack of questions for Aunt Chrissy here in the Family Feld.
We got three more questions that we're going to get
to right after the break here on the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Hang on, what is their diary? Guess it's the Woody Show.
What the is the introduction to this pile of dog?
It's the show? All right, welcome back. Yeah, it's the
Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
We're doing a round of WOI show Family Feud. It's
my Aunt Chrissy and uh, we're doing the questions. She's
giving us the answers, and everybody here in the room
is trying to get into the mind of Van Chrissy.
Is what she would say to these different things? Does
not always about like you know for her, like what
her biggest fear was. She said, the most common fear

(28:05):
that people would have would be spiders, you know. But
like for her, she really doesn't like rats and worms related.
I've never heard anybody say that they're afraid of worms.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
No, but she said that she had childhood trauma from me.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
They looked like little snakes. I guess, well. No, she
said that people throws a child. It's like the butterflies, though,
like what's to be afraid of? Yeah, Greg, they're gross
and nature.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
All right, So no points, even though I did tell
everybody that I would just go ahead and buy breakfast anyway,
even if they don't get a point because you yeah,
all right, So what do you show family feud? It's
a six pack of questions. We're already three and question
number four, and let's see who hasn't gone Sammy Samy?

(28:49):
Your question, what might a married man rather admit to
his buddy than to his wife?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Good question? A lot of things. Probably that he cheated.
That's good. Yeah you like cheaters.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Oh yeah, you loved that so much. But you're not
admitting that, right. This is not what would Samy like
to hear as a wife.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
I don't know what else you would tell your buddy
instead of your wife other than cheating.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
That sounds too easy, it does Chris's mind.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
I know.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Sexuary that he's a homosexual.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, it could be that you're game.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
That could be it.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, I'm cheating. Okah, finally answer, good answer.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
All right, Well, let's find out what might have married
man rather admit to his buddy than to his wife.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh wow, that he's gay. Yeah you had it, dang that. Yeah,
I think so, because they're the ones that he's in.

(30:15):
What would you say if Uncle Tim came in and
told you he was gay?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I'd be happy, so I wouldn't have to do it anymore,
just saying, then I do it much anyway.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
He still takes care of me and I don't even
give it up. Gross. He loves me. He does love you.
Oh my god, god. All right, well yeah, a yeah,
I was in there. You guys had in the mix. Yeah,
he didn't quite darry at home, but we learned that

(30:51):
Aunt Chrissy gets taken care of it. It doesn't have
to do much. Yeah, Chrissy, all right, next question.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
I told you, dude, she came across at least as
being way more drunk and high than I've seen her
in a watch.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
She definitely, you know what, being high in drunks sounds
like a lot of fun. Yeah, that's her life. She's
still in her laugh. She says that she goes, I'm
not stupid, I'm just simple. That's that's what she says
all the time. Dude, what all out? And I was
having the best time ever? Yeah, not all right?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Question number five? Bort, Yeah, we go, bort. What's something
that a stranger on the street might ask you for?
What's something a stranger on the street might ask you for?
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
What's the time, thinking of, Chrissy? Somebody comes up to
her asking for a cigarette? I was gonna say that cigarette, cigarette,
trying to get bum one off first. These are my cigarettes?
Why you always asking me for this? I'm going cigarette?
Does she smoked regular cigarettes?

Speaker 14 (32:01):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Is she tating on them?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Would?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well? She quit for like a year?

Speaker 5 (32:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Two years? Two years? Two years?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Oh, Chrissy, what's something a stranger on the street might ask.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
You for a cigarette?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (32:17):
Weed?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
You drink beer, but you used to smoke cigarettes a lot, yes,
but not a pack of day? Like how much he's
smoking now six to eight? Do you have any healthy habits?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Oh, I walk.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Like to the back porch to smoke more weed and
smoke cigarettes and drink beer, walk around the town, cup
the streets. That's the only thing healthy for me. Yeah. Yeah,
did you hear that? She was laughing? She coughed.

Speaker 13 (32:53):
Yeah, listen, she's she's just a little lady.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
She's doesn't she's not anything? Does she eat healthy. What
does she do? She walks it off? You know what
it is? I don't know barely. Yeah, yeah, for the beer.

Speaker 10 (33:17):
She was telling me that she walks so much that
some lady was asking her why she walks so much?
And she's a nine year damn business.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Hold on, when she walks on the street, does she
wears shoes?

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yes, Okay, she's wearing the shoes. When she walks. She's
usually walking to work, like where she has to go clean.
There's like these airbnbs that she cleans on the regular,
and so she walks there. I wouldn't put it past
her to walk to those parafoot though, Yeah, I mean
I don't think. I don't think to you know, go
do that job. I think if walking? Yeah, she simple.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Who's taller Sammy or Chrissy? Maybe because I met her
at the that's right? Yeah, yeah, I see uh.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
In the six pack of questions, one more question, your question,
we six we go back to Greg Gory for this one.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
Name.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Something people might only do once a week is something
people might do only once to change their brawl. Something
people might do only once the laune shower shower. You
think she's discussing for other people. That's true. Uh oh yeah,

(34:34):
maybe have sex. Doesn't sound like she even does that.
Check once a week?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Once a week?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Laundry, laundry, Yeah, that's a good one. I'm kind of
thinking launch laundry. That's a good one.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
Okay, I'm sticking with it, launching laundy. Answer laundry, although
she might say, but laundry.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, laundry is your final answer. Yes, all right? Name
something people might only do once a week? Master bate?
What are you doing? This is the second time you
said master baking. Second, my mind has washed your car.

(35:25):
But I don't have the car. Why would I say that?
So what you're saying is a once a week? What
would normal people do once a week? I don't know.
Laundry every day when I feel like it, go grocery shopping.

(35:46):
I don't do that. Tempt us that I don't behave well? Okay,
on behalf of my uncle Tim. Let me ask you
a question.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I'm a lot of nothing? What do you do for him?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Here?

Speaker 7 (36:02):
First?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Cook on the scale of one to ten on the
happiest and luckiest husband on Earth, ten being the best.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Where do you think Tim falls? How lucky is ten? Yeah? Oh, well,
I guess about a four. I try, like, what give
me an example of the last would you do? Nice?
That he didn't want to have his mother feet or
back and like that shave his back?

Speaker 14 (36:31):
I do.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Bank except the bank bank. Well there you go. Alright,
that was an.

Speaker 10 (36:41):
Interesting thing that she We kind of just went over that.
She says she wasn't allowed in the stores. And when
I was talking to her, when I.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Went to, yeah, why would you not be?

Speaker 10 (36:49):
I was talking about the beer diserber aka the beer
store where it's nothing but beer, and she's sitting there.
She's like, oh, yeah, I always go with Tam, but
I don't go inside because I'm not a out inside.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
She probably mouthed off or four times. They're like, you
can't bring her back in here.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Yeah, So she sits in the car at all these
spots there's a walking distance from her house. There's a
like a it's like a walk in beer and wine place.
And she probably had a.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Few interactions back. A third was masturbate.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yeah, I guys want a bonus question just for fun.
We have a couple of minutes. All right, bonus question. Uh,
let's see who wants to take this one? A group.
But somebody's gonna have to make somebody's got to make
the final decision. Okay, the next question here, name or

(37:41):
reason a person might wake up at two o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
This one hits close to home for us. A reason
a person might wake up at two o'clock in the morning. Okay,
we're all going to say that master bates on the
table beside that she's not go to the bathroom.

Speaker 10 (38:04):
Yeah, that's what she's gonna say. Maybe a raccoon, Yeah,
that's not animal noise bathroom.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I would arre you a raccoon's a Tyler burglar. Yeah,
beer beer, fall asleep.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
Yet I'm saying animal animal, all right, I say animal
in general, animal, animal, invader, squirrel.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, I mean she does have those rabbits in her backyard.
I think pink bathroom as well. You might have a
couple of rabbits in the drawer somewhere to all Right, man,
you get the final say, I vote, pee pee? I
vote is the safe for a normal person? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (38:48):
Right?

Speaker 9 (38:48):
And she keeps trying to give normal answers, yeah, like
not specific to her, like what she's thinking of.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
What someone else might do. I guess, Okay, you guys
talked me into it. I mean, my not feelings, his animal.
But let's go pee, Let's go peep, let's go pee,
you know, as a family. Let's go pee. Yeah, I
have to go. Actually want to show a family for you.
It's my aunt, Chrissy.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Question, name or reason a person might wake up at
two o'clock in the morning to p Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Guys got it. How often do you have to get up? Yeah,
like get three and five. They drink a lot. And
your uncle Tim are sleeping in different rooms now right?
Oh yeah, except for the weekends. But he's still ain't
it any But how's it working out overall so far?

Speaker 8 (39:35):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (39:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Our sleep is so much better, so we're nicer to
each other.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
You know.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
Yeah, next time we talked to her, I need to
what is it about sex she doesn't like? I imagine
she doesn't do too much?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
That's a good question. And what does your uncle to
need his back to shape?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is he lifeguarding anybody? Any other questions for uh Chris,
I'm here? Those are my two.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Yeah, what is it about sex you don't enjoy so much?
And why does Tim need his back shaped?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Just she pleasure herself if she's not getting it in
real life. Well she said, she said, Tim takes care
of that for her.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
And how many what's the most amount of beers you
ever drinking one day? Remember her, I'll stop counting fifteen. Yeah,
I'll uh before I leave town, I'll make sure that
I asked her.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
When I was there, she was talking about a big
family reunion that she was preparing for it. I want
to recap of that.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
They're guaranteed fight with her being there. Yeah, yeah, well
there you go, ladies and gentlemen. That is the What
Show family feud with the antis. It's got the unions
has a way of leading you to where you're supposed
to be. You're supposed to be there The Woody Show,
and it's another new hour. What's good, Heydy? That is

(40:55):
Greg Gory, Good morning, what is up Modding?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Good morning to you, Good morning you got Sammy morning,
Gina grad Good morning, Hello Gina. Hi, phones are open
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Woody.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven. I'm very excited. We did
it once before. We weren't quite sure how it was
gonna go. Menace was even kind of like, we'll see
how it happened. People loved it. MENACE's lyrics on the
flo Oh wow. Yeah, I would rather get a physical exam.
It's so scary, but people love it.

Speaker 12 (41:27):
I know.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, to prepare, Yeah, I know. I mean we did
pretty good last time.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Who's that that freestyle rap guy that I was sending
you links to? He's awesome. I forget his name, that
guy all over social media right now. I mean white
guy with a beard.

Speaker 14 (41:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
One of my favorites is mister fab He's like one
of the og freestyle guys, but such a talent.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
This uh, this white dude who kills it. He goes
out and he does like the live shows too, and.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
He'll like all right, so it's a live interact with
the audience, right, So he's like, give me four words.
Oh he just he just did a video with Rain
Wilson Dwight from the Office and he goes, look, man,
he goes, I went through this book. These are all
words that I have no idea what they mean. I'm
the most unfamiliar words. And then Rain picked out four
words and he worked him into a freestyle rap.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
It was incredible.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Brilliance. Yeah, I mean I could. I can't remember any
of the words. They were so obscure. What is his name?

Speaker 10 (42:28):
It's gonna piss me off. I mean that's that's like, Yeah,
that's a lot of how the freestyle competitions work. They
will just have those random words that they'll pull up.
If you listen to this way he uh, he's a
radio show that's been a long or around for quite
a long time and has been like perfecting this. But

(42:49):
if you watch the video version of his show, he'll
just hold up random words and it's cool, we'll incorporate them.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I'm really impressed by it was the dude's name. Harry Mack.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
Yeah, okay, Harry Mack on Instagram lyrics on the fly
that's coming up this hour. We'll see how that goes.
And I got a brand new Redneck News.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
So what do you show if your sister's college fund
involves two for one.

Speaker 15 (43:13):
Table dances and you're her Vegas Kntrey Meater pleas read big.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
News, Harry Mack.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
I feel like the anxiety, the adjita building up inside
you when it's something right on the tip of your
tongue like that, And yeah, that's why I suck on
game show. It's like weakest Lincoln Austin. It's like, well,
you're not involved in the game. All of a sudden,
you're like, so walk around.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yeah, so Harry Mac, Harry Mack, go check him out.
All right. Well this is from Tennessee.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
A former employee of the Jacksboro, Tennessee Police Department got
busted after he stole cans of Vienna sausages and used
them to vandalize the.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Home of the city's vice mayor. Oh no with sausage. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
The vice mayor says he heard loud thumps around the
level o'clock one night, went outside to go inspect and
see what was happening. Walked around his house and he
found some broken windows and various cans of Vienna sausages
laying around.

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh so whole camp. Yeah. So the police investigated.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
I guess they got some footage from like a ring doorbell,
and then they're like, oh okay, and so that they
looked at some surveillance video from all places the Walmart,
and they got footage of this guy, security footage of
him buying all the Vienna sausages that day, but ended
up using in the vandalism and then he ended up
admitting to the crime.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
He was unaware that they invented rocks.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Yeah, I'm saying he said that was quote supposed to
be funny, but it could have something to do with
the fact that his job got cut. And I think
the vice mayor had something to do with whatever happened
that resulted in his job getting cut. Yeah, exactly. So
you know Vienna sausages, It's pretty funny. He was charged

(44:57):
with vandalism and theft. So there it is from Tennessee,
the former employee of the Jacksboro, Tennessee Police Department. Of
all departments who vanalyize the city's vice mayor's house with
stolen cans of Vienna sausages the most random.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, and that is today's raid.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Nick.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
We got some more on show coming up for you.
Next Lyrics on the Fly.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
No whatever, brain juice, you need menace, I need a lot,
drink some of that, do some jump jacks, Wake up Rain,
all right, it's next hang up show.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
It's a great thing in the morning with coffee, have
a little morning gratitude. I feel like I want to stop.
Oh my gosh, I started sweating like crazy. A little
upset that we ruined a good donut the Wood Show.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Well it's time once again, second time I've ever done
this lyrics on this is your idea?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I know, I know it's dressful. I think Sammy's about
to stroke. Yeah, she's very I'm just gonna freeze. I can't.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'm overheating right now.

Speaker 10 (46:04):
There's a recap. Yeah, the lyrics on the fly. I
don't know if you're ever in the car. I know
I do this what he has expressed that he does
this as well, But.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
My mind's all he's like rip nip and slipping. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Yeah, when you're listening to a song, you might change
the lyrics and make your own lyrics.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Now here's the rip slip.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Here's the hard version of it with us is we
only get we only get the instrumental. So you might like,
when you're listening to a song and hear the lyrics,
you might get some inspiration to change the lyrics. Here
it's lyrics on the fly, so you only get you
only get the instrumental, and then you got to come
up with the lyrics as it's happening.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Right, it's freestyling, just it's not necessarily rap. It could
be rap depending on the song. Now, Menace pulled some
songs here. You guys ought to pick a song, Green Day, Boulevard,
Broken Dreams, Lincoln Numb, Whiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg, Young
Wild and Free, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Ice Baby, nine Inch
Nails Closer in Sync. It's gonna be me Adele Rolling

(47:07):
in the Deep, Dolly Parton nine to five or Evanescence
Bring Me to Live.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
These are just your options. I like that. It's a
big pasm. Yeah exactly. I threw out a challenge here
in the room.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Not a challenge, but you know, I said I would
be willing if you guys want to come up with
a topic or a subject. I'm not gonna get all
Harry Mack. I'm not gonna be that great at it,
but like, if you know anything, did you guys come
up with something?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Do you want to stick with mowing lines? I think
it's fair that he gets to do exactly.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
That's fine, all right, So all about mowing lawns? All right,
we're gonna give other people subject no no, no, no,
never gets to pick their own.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
We could start with uh, let's start with Greg or
do we don't want to go right, yet I can't.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I can't pick a song. I need someone to go
for pick a song for real. It's not gonna it's
gonna come out. She is freaking. I'm so excited.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
I'm just gonna freak.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Get it over with sky diving. You know how the
deal that once the door opens, you go, Yeah, I'll start,
I'll start. You're gonna start? All right?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Greg, what do you want? Nine Inch Nails Closer, one
of his favorite bands. All right, do you have a
particular theme or whatever you're going for?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I I'm I have something in my mind. Yes, okay,
here we go, Greg Glory Lyrics on the Fly, Nine Inch.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Nails Start Closer. Okay, I'll give you account in three
two one.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
You let me?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
But are you?

Speaker 6 (48:39):
You let me smear you, you let me masticate you.
I think I started too early, and I really love you.

Speaker 15 (48:56):
You.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I want you in my belly, eat you. I'll take
you with some jelly, eat you. I want to put
some salt on you.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You bring me closer too, those I'm still too early.
I want to.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Eat you like a bagel.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
We'll get you. Okay, that was christ to eat you
like a bagel.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I want to feel you on my inside. This is
really good. I really need some jelly belly. You get
me closer to God. That's his life. Man, Let's get
to the bagel shot. Nice work, all right, seven times?

(49:55):
That's really good. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
See that's different from the version in beginning the intro
as we call it. Uh, it's shorter on the one
that we have here in the studio.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Now the seal has been broken. Yeah, yeah, that was
the album intro. Relax, use your time to think, Sammy.
All right, Sammy? Yeah, all right, Sammy, better than Greg.
You can't get anywhere. Stop wasting our time. Pick a
song in sync? In sync, it's gonna be me. I'm excited.
Are you ready? All right? Good Sammy. I can't count

(50:35):
you on this one either, because I don't I don't
know the song. Bella is my dog, babe. She's with
my pair, and I miss her when she goes. I
mean that's all I got now. What Her name is Bella?

(51:02):
Her favorite color is yellow. I don't have to take
when she's with my parents on one while she's there,
I don't have to be that bitch or take her
for a ve. But I miss the good parts. Yeah,

(51:23):
she's gonna come on, it's not my song that was
really good.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
In the car.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, I can't take care of her. All right, let's
go with Menace now. No, I'm not gonna be good.
I'm gonna be worse than Sammy.

Speaker 11 (51:36):
No, not.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Greg actually pretty garbage. You want to go in as well?
You want to change it up, I don't care. I's
gonna go in hell, Yeah, I do it, all right?
Do it about Bellow?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
All right? Miss Lyrics on the fly? Yeah? Yeah, Well
I know about the dog named Belle.

Speaker 12 (52:02):
She has an owner that doesn't like her, always sends
her out of town because she wants to clown around.

Speaker 11 (52:20):
And crochet and doesn't take care of her all day.
For Bella, you don't have a home to go to
because your dog owner hates you.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Now you heard that song before her? I have, I
mean great doing a topic at the last second, I
went with it. What were you going to go with?
I know some maybe something about diarrhea? All right, yeah,
I'm right, Okay, that means sweating? Yeah? How about vanilla ice?

(52:57):
Vanilla ice? Oh wow, all right, that's choice. I just
figured I.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Would kind of introduce myself because a lot of people
might not be familiar with YO.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Let's kick it all right, all right, nice baby, what's up?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
High?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
My name is Gina, and I want to get my
mouth between your ears. When I'm up in the studio,
people last if my last name is Julio.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Something grabs a hold of me sizzling when I'm watching
my shows about prison?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Will I ever stop?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Probably not. If you think I'm trash or if you
think i'm hot, you sing I'm extreme, but I'm really quiet, boring. Well,
you're a partian. I'm probably snoring, my nice, nice lady.
You know I'm a nice, nice lady.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
You always.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Pants cramps, damn cramp.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
So good.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I love I love the hype. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fix
something different.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
I was interally thinking, say, the three I was really
between was Ninach Nails, Vanilla Ice or Green Day Boulevard
and Broken Dreams. Okay, I'll go with the Green Day
Boulevard and Broken Dreams.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's a long intro, it is. Yeah, no, it's not
the right song. I thought it was zero zero okay.
The radio version it's pretty uh, it's pretty short. I think,
all right, this is on what did you say? Mow
and lawns. That's what man wanted. Yeah, yeah, And I.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Told you guys you could. You could pick my topic.
Now I wish we had gone with peers And okay,
here we go. That's is where it's coming out.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I drive up to the house and my mouth drops.
Oh man, I'm a shade. I will looks so terrible.
I just have to go and take a change into
dark clothes. Fuck, because.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I don't want to mess up my old navy nice stuff.
So into the grudge, grab the lawnmower and the weed
whacker and I head outside. Don't know how to talk
to cut the grass because it's so hot.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
You don't want to sports into burn.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
So high hop on my riding lawn mower, go in
back in for making all the patterns, and it looks
so brat like it's a major lea ballpark.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Now it's time to do edge.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I grabbed the ween whacker, careful not to run and win.
People walk by with my cat saw rock.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Then you my cat shaman, and thought you can put there.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
I out if you're not careful, But don't forget to
do the edging because it won't look and that complete
things alone.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
All shoot grass hanging over the edge of the sidewalk
and the driveway and very very good. Well die, Wow,
it's really hard for you.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
I told you because most of the time and I'm
doing songs like that I've written. I've written a number
of songs from my kids and for my wife. For
my kids, they're all right, kids are all clean, but
the ones for my wife for filthy, nasty and so pornographic.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
That's forty yeah, uncut, yeah, album version. Yeah, all right,
Well there's a there's lyrics on the fly. We're all alive,
show men will eat something gross. Yeah, he'll be hungry

(57:25):
in an hour. The Woody Show, He'll be right back
just in time.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
The show is.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
All right, So we're still basking in the afterglow round
of lyrics on the Fly.

Speaker 13 (57:40):
So much fun.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Yea, And people really liked Gina Grads, thanks sire, just
like it's almost like a high my name is.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah. Well, also, don't downplay how great you were you
were and Greg Yeah, Greg did a great and entire
timing was off. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
That was my bad. Then I got you. Then I
got your back on track too. But then I got
that we mentioned get your back on track. Yeah, and
then you saying, give me a topic, any topic. And

(58:14):
the person that could really use a redemption is Sammy.
All right to pick another song? Say it's time, Yeah,
it's time. You gotta do another one.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Shoe No No, No, Green Day, Boulevard, Broken Dreams, Lincoln Park, Numb,
Whiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg, Young moldn Free, Vanilla Ice, Ice,
He's Baby, nine Nails, Closer in Sync, It's gonna be me.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
You got to know Adele Rolling in the Deep. Yeah,
those are hard notes, though, how well I know nine?
I don't know like these? All right?

Speaker 5 (58:47):
How about about one here? How about one from the
last round? Uh Rihanna Diamonds, cold Play, Clocks, Britney Spears,
give me More, Owl City Fireflies. No, I don't know
Christina Aguile Are Beautiful, which I think you did.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Before last time. That was the only one I knew
on that list.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
About Rihanna Diamonds, I don't know that you don't know
that song, I mean, like not well enough.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
You don't know Al City.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
I would have to.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Even I would even have to hear it right now
to remind me what.

Speaker 15 (59:14):
That song is.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Okay, and then when you hear it, just start singing.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
You're so full of excuses and not a lot of fun. Well, gimmick,
all right, what's what song?

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Give me? Give me a song that you know really well.
I don't have the instrumental for, but just give me
a song you know very well. I mean, do we
have like I mean, I know Billy Joel songs. Oh,
but I mean like I'm gonna need a topic now.
I'm like, I don't know a piano man. Yeah, okay,
do we have piano?

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Do we have piano?

Speaker 11 (59:45):
Man?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
We do have piano a hard one, but I don't Again,
it's it's not a it's a thirty second intro to
this thing.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Oh all right, here we go, piano man sing along regular. Yeah,
you make up your new lyrics. You're going to sing
in lyrics. You're gonna be singing over his lyrics.

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
I need a topic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Just pick something talk about like you don't know what
the topic is. Anything you see in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
And I'm trying to figure out a topic because I
have nothing between my ears.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
You can do this.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
It's thinks it's not that hard to do this, but
it really really is William and I hate it doing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
This, but I'm doing it so Tonic engine. Okay, I
like my pants to poop my pants a William Shatner.
I'm sorry, give me a tamp. It's that time of clothes,

(01:01:01):
you know. Yeah, that's a that could work. It doesn't
understand here, Yeah we do. We want to do one
about tamps and piers. You guys are doing tamps and peers.
I thought, yeah we do Tampa favorite. Yeah, I can't.
I can't start. I'll start, we'll cref all right, here

(01:01:22):
we go all about tamp piers. It's five o'clock on
one a Saturday. Anti Flow rolls on in and I'm
wearing white pants with no panties, and so I have
to go find me a tan. Greg, you got the

(01:01:45):
next one? Oh really? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:01:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Come on, of all days, why did I wear?

Speaker 14 (01:01:58):
Why?

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I got a big stings, thanks a lot, Mother nature.
I hate my peer. It is such a brain drain blood.
The look bogg a glood looks squirm and squish, look
squirm and swish. It looks like a friggin murder season

(01:02:29):
time as much blood. So to see Tampa peers. It's
not that hard Sammy. They don't even have tamps and peers.

Speaker 10 (01:02:36):
Yeah, yeah, we know what we're talking about it but
yet but you got the squirm and squishy, So no
more do you want about scroll the more?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
What a show next? Hanging on? All right? Yeah, show.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
More and we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
It is fronting.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
We are the Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace, Sea Bass
or Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
Phones are open at eighty seven seven forty four Woodie,
you can hit us up of the text over to
two two nine eight seven. Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen,
we are getting to the morning into the weekend as
quickly as we can for you. You know, my sister,
the breeder, she and her kids, like the kids aren't
really allowed to listen to most of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Oh well that's smart, but like my sister will have
it on in the car when she's driving them around stuff.
But the one thing they always want to tune in
for the Friday fail story. Really yeah, yeah, it's my
nieces and nephew's favorite. Okay, Friday fail stories.

Speaker 15 (01:03:41):
Here we go, all right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(01:04:28):
so it is time for your.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Friday fail story.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
All if you have got to happy perfect plan, the
plan that could never go round, but somewhere along the line,
and would it would being a great idea to one
big stake in Mega uber ultra.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Terrible. A little flat just sounded so much. Yeah, I mean,
you know, it's not the worst we've ever done the worst. Look,
we can't go wrong. It is called the fail stories. Yeah,
it's not supposed to. It's not supposed to be. I mean,
even though we are usually right. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
First story of the week. This is about this guy
in Oceanside, California, armed with sticks and stones.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Did he break bones? Nobody?

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Did break into someone's house through a sliding door of
the back bedroom. The people living there were home, and
when they came face to face, he drew his weapons again,
which were sticks and stones, sticks and stones. He threw
one rock at the homeowner, which hit the homeowner in
the face. And how does the old saying go, I
forget something along the lines of like never bring a

(01:05:47):
rock to a gunfight or something like that. So the
homeowner grabs his gun shoots the rock throwing crook right
in the chest. He was dead before the cops could
even get there. Number one das was up. Number two
failed sailed a loss to society.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I know what's up. Yeah, that's a great story.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Here's what about this couple, Brett and Sarah. They built
a homemade yacht and they took it out in the
open water. You guys, okay, homemade yacht. But it had
been a minute since anyone had heard from them, and
a month later they were found on a life raft
that had washed up onto Sable Island in Nova Scotia,

(01:06:33):
and they were dead.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Sailed. The authorities think they're homemade yacht, might have gotten
hit by a larger ship or just took on water. Homemade. Yeah.
I how about this one?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
It is from San Rafel, California, where this loser lit
a garbage can on fire outside of a Target store.
He was seen on the security video trying to light
a cardboard box, but even that was not working as
he had hoped, so he threw the box into the
garbage can then lit it on fire. But as soon

(01:07:07):
as he did that, whoosh, I mean, the whole thing
goes up and he ended up torching his own face.
Oh yeah, so much of that modeling career, you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Sailed on the dumb ass.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
This one from New Zealand. Yeah, group of teenagers broke
into a racecourse in the middle of the afternoon. Now,
but here's what they didn't know. They broke in while
a bunch of cops were there with their dogs for
some canine officer training. So the dog candors were like, oh,
they were notified that someone was in the building, and

(01:07:41):
so they used this as a training extra. They surrounded
the building and then slowly moved in until the kids
were cornered and they were arrested without incident. But bad
timing kids, Yeah, like, oh great, you get to help
the little duggans. Yeah, little training, maybe little? How about

(01:08:02):
this one in New Orleans. This guy, he's want to
be cop. He was driving around town one night when
he decided that he wanted to pull somebody over, so
he flipped on the fake blue police slights that he
installed on his truck. He pulled up behind somebody and
he walked up to the driver's window, said he was
a deputy, even flashed his fake detective badge and a

(01:08:23):
US Marshall Service ID card. But guess who the driver was,
You guys, who an actual police dettemt are the chances,
so he called it in and the silly loser playing
policeman was arrested and taken to failed jail sales.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
That's such a weird phenomenon.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
And uh here finally, this one is about this couple
in the UK who just got married and they had
this soup's cute idea, gray to use.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
An owl as the ring bearer. That's a pretty bad ass.
Things did not go according to planned. The owl flew
off with the rings.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
The handler was desperately trying to do anything to call
it back, bribing it with like pieces of chicken, but
that didn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
But it finally did come back seven hours later. Oh
my yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
So in the meantime they just went on with everything
else without the rings, not knowing if they would ever
come back, and they went on with the reception and
the whole thing. And then finally, like once everybody I
think just of you know, stop thinking about or whatever.
Then all of a sudden the owl comes back.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
But like, wouldn't you think that's a bad omen like
when you're getting married and being like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
I would talk it up. That was a dumb idea.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
I would have thought about it first, you know, that's
kind of dumb. I mean, it's kind of as a
wedding guest. I would like to see it. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I think owls are pretty cool. Owls are totally cool.
I think they're intimidating it. Af really shout out to
owls because they're stealthy and strong, their heads turned all
the way around. Yeah, like the extracist shout out to owls.

Speaker 10 (01:09:59):
I think they're like there's a lot of stuff going
on with owls these days where they're going to wildlife
refuges because I don't know, something weird is happening with
them where they're getting injured a lot, really, and like
people are saving them.

Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
Have you ever seen the photo of an owl where
they actually show you they lift their feathers to show
you how long their legs are. Their legs are like
a foot long.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Really. Yeah, it's luckily they have like a little stubby legs. Yeah,
their legs are and they're muscular.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
Oh yeah, I guess so, because I've seen like a
picture of an owl swooping down and using its claws
to pick up its prey. Yeah, it's got it's got
pretty big landing gear there. Yeah, they can come down
with their what do they call them talons?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Yeah? Is this owl news?

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Yeah, all of a sudden, you know, owl news, not
to be confused with raccoon. Yeah, but those are your
Friday fail stories. Everybody is a bits and therefore, until
Turner notice, they are all banned.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
I hate the way that you well, the way did
you talk, I hate the way did you dress. I
hate the way that you sneak this. If I test flight,
it's gonna beat dumb with the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
All right, welcome back, and time for our dumb ass contest.
Today's dumb ass contest is the DUQ.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah, yeah, dog, Greg's super hard Now. I love this game,
all right, d u IQ eight seven seven forty four.
What if you want to be our contestant? Sea Bats
explain the games to everybody? Please.

Speaker 8 (01:11:28):
I find someone very drunk on the streets and ask
them some very easy trivia questions.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
So that's the game is Are they so drunk that
these otherwise easy trivia questions will be impossible for them?

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
And if you can guess whether they know two times
out of three, you week? All right, let's go and
grab a contest in here and say hello to Dan. Hey,
good morning Dan, Dan, good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
All right, so Dan d uy q again you just
have to guess whether or not the drunk gets the
right two times out of three. But we are going
to ask the questions of Sammy and Menace, who are
stone cold sober. And before we get to the questions
that didn't matter Sea Bass, let's get to know a
little bit about this drunk first, and we got to
get better idea just how with it or not with it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
They are? This is something that's gonna make Greg even harder.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
Oh yeah, this is Miriam and she's gonna tell us
about beer and boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Broa, beer and boobs, two of Greg's favorite thing. All right,
here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:12:19):
How many drinks have you had tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Would you say? I had about five drinks? Big drinks?
I think is like the big drinks game. Drink is
more than Miriam? Are you fixing your boobs?

Speaker 15 (01:12:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
I'm trying because I'm can you know it? Why am
I in this predicting?

Speaker 6 (01:12:41):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Because you're having fun and being a fun lady? Okay?
What what he what you say? What was she adjusting
or something?

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Because you know you get out there, you're running around,
you're sweaty, boss your nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Yeah, it's just like that. All right, So Dan, question
number one, d U i Q.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
The three branches of the US government are judicial, executive.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
And what?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
Okay, now Greg, and let's bring in Morgan. Morgan, you
can uh, you can guess on these whether or not Sammy,
Menace and are drunk will get this right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
I'm pretty confident.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
I'm gonna say no on Miriam for sure. I'll say
no for Sammy, no for men to sweep it. Yeah,
I got saying sweep I'm gonna say no for Miriam,
no for Menace. Okay, why am I? Why do I
have faith I'm gonna say yes for Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
That's dumb. It's kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
She went to her paper quickly, so that's usually kind
of why I did that scientifically.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
All right, Morgan, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I think Miriam's not getting it, And honestly, I think
Menace and Sammy might. So I'm going double ys in
the room.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Wow, mistake, I mean, she's crazy. Yeah, that sounds pretty nut. Sorry,
Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Miriam will get
this one?

Speaker 12 (01:14:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
All right? Dan Our votes are in What do you
think yes or no?

Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
I gotta go with no on that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
No, I would have gone triple yes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
But those five drinks they're pretty powerful. Yeah, just for fun,
do you think that Sammy or Menace will know this?

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, yeah, I mean who's who's going to miss that? Yeah?
We have new listeners every day. Yeah, welcome to welcome
all right. Question number one d u i Q.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
The three branches of the US government are judicial.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Executive and what menace?

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Secretorial, secretarial, semetarial, legislative.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
All right, she got it. How did you know that, Sammy?
You're not in fourth grade anymore? I think I learned
that in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Is that fourth grade?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
But I'm saying, how do you even know that because
you're not in school anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
That's right, that's usually what we're doing. I was, yeah,
all right, let's find out because Miriam knowing it's the
duy Q. Question number one.

Speaker 8 (01:15:06):
The three branches of the US government are judicial, executive.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
And what I have?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Come on, President of the United States? Who's your favorite president?

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I don't like them all because I'm Mexican.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
All right, all right, all right, well thanks for coming dark.
I don't even know what her answer was, but what
does that matter? President, I'll be executive. All right, let's
see question number two for the Duyq. Congratulations, Dan, you're
already on the board. You got one point. You're in
great shape going into this question.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Give me the title of any Doctor Seuss book? All right?
Yes for both Sammy and Menace. Too easy? Yeah, and
put me down again. No on Miriam, what do you think? Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
You know, every once in a while, I like to
get insane on a Friday, So I'm gonna sleep it
for No.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I'm gonna go triple yes, triple yes. This is got
to be the easiest question we've ever had. That's a
bald movie move. I know, I'm feeling bold, Okay, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Miriam is definitely not getting it. And Menace you just
burned me. But I got faith in you. I think
Sammy and Menace will get this one.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Yeah, I mean, what do you think you don't you
already know the answer for Miriam? But look at these two.
What's your guests on these two?

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
When I asked these questions, I kind of hope there
was just an easy stumble.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
But they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
They're not even that stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Yeah, I mean, this one seems really easy. There's so
many answers. All right, Question number two, I'm sorry, let's
go to Dan first. Dan, what's your guests on Miriam?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
I'm gonna have to keep it interesting and just go
triple yes on this. Yes, all right with you? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Question number two? Do U y Q give me the
title of any doctor Seuss blug Menace, Green eggs and Ham,
Green eggs and Ham. That's correct, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Hop on Pop Hop on Pop. You know, I really
liked that one. The racist ones, wasn't it? Didn't they
try to talk pull into racism somehow?

Speaker 7 (01:17:09):
If I ran the zoo, Scrambled eggs, Super Mcgeleott's pool, Oh, yeah,
that one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
If I ran the zoo, I've heard of what's we're
in the zoo? Oh the places you'll go? That's still
turtle that's still around? Is that the racist one?

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
There's a lot of there's a lot of If I
ran the pool, there were some like there were some
caricatures that weren't very sensitive.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, scrambled eggs, Super, What the.

Speaker 15 (01:17:35):
Hell is that?

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I've never on hop on what's it about? Sammy well
Hop on pop? Right, there in the title. Okay, now
I know what it's about.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
It's about being on drugs. All right, well, question number
two d y Q. Dan said, yes that Miriam will
get this right now. If that is somehow true, he
will be the winner of this round. Give me the
title of any doctors who's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Not to Zeus's green, past and green. Then he's the
green pancakes with the hat, Green pancakes with the hat.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Oh, that's tough love there, my friend pancakes. Sorry, Dan,
the hat. All right, Dan, you're still in no okay,
shappy still, this is a make or break. You got
to get this one in order to win the d
y Q. It is question number three.

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
Name the famous document President Lincoln signed, Are Free the
American Slaves?

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Oh? Ohooshed um, Greg, I'll let you go first on
this one. Uh no to Miriam, So I think Dan,
we'll win. Uh you know what. Triple no, triple no.
That's crazy. They're both staring at their paper as I
look across the studio. That's because they're actually writing the

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entire you think, their entire speech. Yeah, it's the frust.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
Okay, they're embellishing their answer, which was a great part.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Of this last season. Can we repeat the question? Oh
my god? All right, So no for Sammy?

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
Yeah, all right, name the famous document President Lincoln signed
to free the American slaves?

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
President? All right? All right? Can I shout out Lincoln?
By the way, Yeah, he doesn't get enough respective shout
out to Lincoln. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Uh, so I'll say no for Miriam, No for Sammy.
Uh he's a man of the streets. Yes for menace.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
When you're on the streets. That's what you're chatting about. Yeah,
I was talking about. Well, I mean you got to
shout Lincoln all the time. All right, Uh hmm, Yeah,
I'll stick with that. Okay, what do you think, Morgan?
Triple no, Dan, this would be the win, my friend.
Yes or no.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
Blame.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
My proclamation is that Miriam will not get it correct,
will not get it correct. All right, let's find out
question number three.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
D U i Q.

Speaker 8 (01:20:13):
Name the famous document President Lincoln signed to three the
American slaves.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Samantha emancipation proclamation. Count doesn't count, does not count. We
saw you, Dan, you gave it away. We saw it,
didn't say it? Yes, yes, he gave it. I did
not he gave it Dan, the emancipation I just saidamoration.

(01:20:38):
I just gave it that before that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
What you said, Yeah, she Sammy's actually couldn't think of
it because I know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Because you're stupid. Sammy's official official answer was the freedom.
And when Dan said proclamation, you dove. Yeah, because it
was in there that exactly the thing doesn't count what
Morgan because she heard the answer.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
That's why she gave it. He gave it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
He gave a hand. Let's not pretend, man, what did
you put down?

Speaker 10 (01:21:12):
Initially? Because I was blanking out, I wrote down independence,
but yeah, that's emancipation. Yeah, independence. I just wrote it
down as the killed time so I could remember it.
Independence initially. But we said before that we could change

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our answer right by the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Answer, no answer, you can change it. When you wrote down,
certainly a clue. I don't think it was the answer.
It was certainly a clue. It was definitely happy. Yeah,
I hint on what it was.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
San.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
Yeah, for both of us. What doesn't matter if Samy
got to write or not. He needs to get the
correct answer with Miriam, which you said that she would
not get it correct.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
No, she is not going to get that. I mean,
she's no Sammy, you know's yeah, all right, Question number
three d u i Q.

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Name the famous document President Lincoln signed to free.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
The American slaves? Lincoln? Yeah, no, he signed what document? Though? No?
Free the slaves? And everybody they warn up boom, all right,
yeah there you go get it girl. Congratulations Dan the
winner here on the d u i Q. Dan, you
deserve it now. It's just super obvious you didn't know.

(01:22:34):
It's Sammy. What document did Abraham Lincoln sign to free
the slaves? Independence? Yes? I mean that's not terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Guess right, I know, but wouldn't be the Independence Act
or the Act Declaration of independ like whatever, h preparations.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
You're right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
All right, well Dan, congratulations man winner on the d
u i Q and hang on second, we'll get all
your information. Appreciate you listen, will you show, have yourself
a great weekend?

Speaker 10 (01:23:01):
Okay, appreciate you having your show. Thanks you enjoying your weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Thank you. Thanks. That's so nice, babe. I'm glad he won.
All right, that's how you do that? What's seventy three
minus four?

Speaker 11 (01:23:15):
Yeah, it's hot.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Here's a dumb way to get fired. This teacher lost
their job because the teacher. I guess they're required to
have this app that tracks their phone activity during work hours,
and so a little quick check by the school district's
people found that this teacher was spending around two hours
each day on candy Crush. Oh, she's addicted about twenty

(01:23:43):
six minute cheats to each day on the phone, and
another half hour scrolling through social media again during work.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Hours, Anny curse, the one that you were obsessed with
her Angry Birds.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Angry Birds, the initial was the reason I got an iPhone. Yeah,
and then Greg got really addicted to this one like
fake slot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Machine game past tense. No, that's president. You're still doing
that still. I haven't bought chips in a while. Yeah,
but he was buying fake chips. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
I know there's no chance to ring win real money,
but he was spending real money to buy these fake chips,
which I don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Great because there are apps called my Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
What you can I know real, but this is a
better slot game and wistic because the ones that you
can actually get real stuff for the games are lame.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
These are like that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:30):
Actually one I know, it's the dumbest thing I've ever done.
And ten days ago I told myself. Don't ever buy
chips on this again.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
Okay, but like how at at I was addicted apples
to apples slot machine slot machine? Right, like for the
one like Madison talking about, compared to the one you
play one, we'll pay you in real stuff, right, the
other one is giving you nothing. It's true, So who
cares how it looks? Isn't a matter of just like
spinning and trying to win. I don't care about the
perks of what they're offering is apparently not.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Yeah, it's the aesthetics. If you want to replay, it's
like the real slot play. Almost no, no, because the
real slot play. See, there's a chance to actually win
something that is true. Yeah, look, I admit it. It's
the dumbest. That's pretty dumb. It's so stupid. And how
sad is it that this school district can't even trust
their own teachers that they have to put their phone
of the kids, the damn teachers.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of places are trying to track, right,
I mean, like the the places, the things that people
are trying to get around by making their mouths.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Move around ever, remote workers, the boat workers stuff. Right,
people really are but you're in front of you should
be in front of a live audience. How are you
on your phone? Yeah, dude, I had to read or something.
You just them do a test.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Now, being being in school like in the eighties and
the nineties before cell phones, I could tell you the tea.
I had teachers where all they did was they would
put a VCR in there and they would run like
an episode of Dateline and that was.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
The That was the class. Yeah, I had to say,
the same teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
There was always that one class. Yeah, she would just
sit and look at magazine. Yes, that's all would do,
and then put on a video.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I remember we would watch the Gandhi movie. Oh yeah,
and uh yeah, a lot of history movie.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
There was one time I remember watching Paul Simon Live
from Africa or something you learn about Africa.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Right, It's like, this is what we did. I know,
anytime you walked in and saw the TV was in there. Yeah, guys,
teachers are heroes. I thought we didn't we learn that
a few years ago. Many of them are and there.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
This isn't like heroic star I said. There wasn't the
majority of the teachers that we all had one. I
think in our school career there's always there's always that one.

Speaker 6 (01:26:33):
And then there's the one who just got away with murder.
But you called him by his first name. Oh yeah,
he was so cool. I didn't care if you were
late whatever. Yeah eight seven seven forty four. Text over
to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
I don't We'll be right there. Hey, welcome back. It's
the Aity Show.

Speaker 8 (01:27:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
People texting over two two nine eighty seven. This one
from the five oh five.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Greg had an observation about prepping for guests coming to
the house, and I wonder if you do this as well?
All right, do you make sure the bathroom cabinets and
drawers are clean just in case people are snoopy? I've
had borderline anxiety attacks when people take too long in there.
If I could apologize for not having the three three
ply toilet paper as well, oh okay, I guess I could. Well,

(01:27:31):
here's a simple answer to that. Why wouldn't your cabinets
and medicine cabinet, et cetera be clean from the start,
not just because guests are coming over my medicine cabinet.
It's all faced, everything's facing fold, it's organized and categorized.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
A hotel.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
Right, you got the cold medicines in one place, you
got pills in another place. You everybody knows what face means,
right when the label is facing Yeah. See I worked
in a grocery store, so of course I know what
facing the product means. So like yeah, Greg saying, if
you open up his you know, cabinet, it's going to
look and everything else in there, like the label is
facing out, so you see exactly what it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
Things aren't just put in there willing, right, and they're categorized.
So pain relievers cold mess.

Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
And notice that when watching MTV Cribs, and every time
somebody opened their fridge, everything was perfectly faced, and.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I was like, oh my gosh, I need some How
could you not do that?

Speaker 10 (01:28:20):
When you get home from the story, you get like
a twelve pack and you don't face it. The labels
are all mess like people. You don't have to be animals, right, right,
things can be nice.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
But and I also do this when I have guests
coming over, which I normally don't do. And everyday life
is I make the hotel toilet paper like the little.

Speaker 8 (01:28:39):
I do that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
And then I also do something that Wood he taught me,
like fifteen years ago, where you take the towel hand towels,
and then you can make like a little holder out
of it. I don't describe it. It's like a pocket
on the bottom of the towel, right, and then you
can slide like a toothbrush and soaps and stuff put
out like a basket of toilet And.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
This is why Greg is so loved. There was another
ut see five six two.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Yeah, it starts with you know what, He's never showed
love and respect for anyone in the air the way
he gets all hard for unfunny Burt and Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
I'll be out just half listening. It's the point of
that I loved.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
I thought like somebody just said something nice about Greg,
and I completely forgot about the whole first part of that.
Oh the other thing I wanted to bring up to
You know, Greg, You're always big on one to know
what's the latest TikTok challenge his cool trend, right, I
need to know now. Menace was just saying when he

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was taking the flight back, how he was out of
battery on his phone and the plane didn't even have
Wi Fi, and so he was just sting to the
airplane engines I can't even penny that and he couldn't
do anything and it was like a five plus hour
flight torture.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
That's more mind blowing than AI. Yeah, well check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
I just saw this this morning, and this could be
one of those things where it's like your phone's listening
to you and heard us talking about that, because they
say one of the latest TikTok challenges it's called raw dogging,
which meant something completely different in my day. Yeah, so
your raw dog in a flight or bear backing it,
And so far it seems to be mostly dudes who

(01:30:18):
are doing this, but they do it as a challenge.
They post videos themselves intentionally avoiding all entertainment for an
entire flight. So the only thing you can do is
stare at the flight map. If you have the lucky
enough to have a guy screen in front of you.
In front of you, you can look at the flight map.
But some people don't even do that, like the real diehards.
They won't eat or drink anything or even get up

(01:30:40):
to use the bathroom. You just stare straight ahead, you
listen to the engines, and you zone out. That's the dumbest.
It's called raw dog in a flight. If you don't
believe me, googs it. I'm not good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
So your entertainment is just taking a video of yourself.
That's the only thing that you can do. You can
do you have to show that you were actually so.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
And even though it started as a dumb challenge, some
people who tried to claim they actually prefer this now
they say it's almost like meditation.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
That's what I was gonna say. It's a form of meditation.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
With the engines going that constant sound would help you
kind of just zone out into meditation.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
It does sound nice and insane. He's crying and people
cough and over you yeah, duck.

Speaker 10 (01:31:20):
And you're hyper aware of every little sound, Like when
I was listening to the engine, I'm like, oh, I
never heard that engine sound before.

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
You know, it sounds a little off. Don't you hate
it when the engine somehow sounds too quiet? Yeah, Like,
you know, you take off and it's like and then
all of a sudden, it goes.

Speaker 10 (01:31:38):
Like, oh no, and it does that little thing where
it lowers itself backwards a little bit, like he lost
a little bit of altitude.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
And then mid flight you think, I think we're kind
of dipping downward. The nose like pointing towards the ground.
I think we're going down. Yeah, well that's great. Engine
is just like I want it to be going. Yeah
all the time. To hear the power.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
Yes, well, a lot of times you take off, especially
when the airport's around a populated, uh you know, like
a residential type area, they have those restrictions. Yes, exactly,
as soon as you take off, you have to climb
as you know, quickly as you can, to a certain
altitude altitude before then reducing the engine power.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Oh yeah, because it doesn't make as much noise.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Yeah, that's why you'll hear like the engines will like
you know, be burning as you're gone down the runway,
and then you take off, and almost immediately after you
take off, they'll throttle back the engine.

Speaker 11 (01:32:30):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
That's the best sound, right, Greg. And then you think,
is this an electric plane? Where's the noise? Yeah, keep
going right throttle yeah, eight forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
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