The Woody Show October 14th 2024 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Roe vs Bro & More! 

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all before the hour's up, you're on the Woody Show.
Just a weekend of a lot of nothing. It was
pretty great, is the greatest. Did a run to Costco.
My wife and daughter were having like a girls weekend,
and so they left like Friday afternoon, didn't go, didn't
come back until until last night. So it's just my
son and I bachelor padding it up.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was like a hotel and stuff. Well, yeah, yeah,
that's funny. They do it every they do it every year.
Kind of got my son and I do that super
sports weekend. You know we go see a hockey game
in a in a football game in the same weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, But they went and had their girls weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Fun fun for everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, and so it was like a lot of we did.
We did make a run the Costco. Nice, very exciting.
I got some new egg white for Tata's that you
love menaso.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I bumped up on those.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then and then of course you know football all
day yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, by the way, people magazine. I want to get
to Gina, Greg Sammy, yes see how you do or
what you guys think, there's no wrong answer. People Magazine
they came out with their ranking of the twelve sexiest
quarterbacks in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, and so this is their list. No sit this
one out, you sit you sit this one. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And so this is their list of the twelve sexiest quarterbacks.
I provided you over there with some some photos.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Very nice color phone. Okay, all right?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
And then so number one is Joe Burrow from the
Cincinnati Bengals. Rate him or give me your feedback here
on a scale of one to ten.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Would slam an eight? You're giving him an eight, all right?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Greg Gory like a one or a two?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Unslammable, looks white trash, Like I hate Joe Burrow.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And it's all because like he's always wearing that bling
and he's like the stupid cigar. He was doing that before,
even in the NFL. Like it's such a dude Gregg's rule.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
If being brown, he ain't gone down, all right, Okay,
so it's one or two. You gotta one white.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I am out on this picture and nothing else.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
This picture, even if if it was because I figured
like some of these people you'll know if he did.
And I wanted to make sure we provided a picture.
All right, Sammy, you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Know I'll give him an eight, an eight, all right?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Cute?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, what's what's so? Give me some feedback here. That
greasy hair, I love it.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I was gonna say what I like his hair? I mean,
just his face everything. He's attractive.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Ye, he's got nice teeth, a strong jump. Okay, I
like the look in his really the hair. For me,
I don't even like the hair. I just that's that
John that ship.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Number two on People Magazine's list of the sexiest quarterbacks
in the NFL is Caleb Williams, who's the rookie quarterback
for the Chicago Bears.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Okay, cute, whoever wants to go for you from me?
But two from Sammy, give him a four, A four
from smile. I'll go right in the middle with a three.
Three looks sloppy, like there's he has a neck beard. Yeah,
he looks just unkempt, very unkempt.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, Next up Russell Wilson, who was with the Seahawks
for a while, then with Denver and now he's the
uh well, he's a quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Isn't he married to?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Ciara is married to? That's all I know about him.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, So, Russell Wilson, we will be grating him ladies
on scale of one to ten, and any thoughts you
might have in this picture.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I mean, he he thinks he's much more attractive and
cooler than I'm guessing he is.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, he's kind of standing. It looks like it might
be like a Nickelodeon bats. He's clearly like some kind
of red carpet thing.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Or I mean, I like his I like his vibe,
I like his I like the way dresses. But I
think he thinks he's too cool. So I'm giving him
a five.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, five, I'll give him a six. Six, Greg Gory,
I'm going eight point five. Oh my, I think it's
a great fature.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
You do creepy to me in that picture too.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Really, he looks like a creditor, not at all. That's
it's the best one yet. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Number four and there list is Dak Prescott for the
Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh so attractive. Oh my, I'm giving him a nine,
A nine, oh my god, yeah, so attractive. Yes, he
has a perfectly symmetrical face.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm digging that, like like collarbone tattoo.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can't tell what it is? Is that I love the tattoo.
Is why he's not a ten?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Oh? I love it otherwise perfect, Yeah, he's he's a
nine solid.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm giving him a five. What I don't know the tattoo.
It looks like a butterfly to me. I can't it's
probably not, but it looks like one. Okay, number five.
The quarterback for the La Chargers, Justin Herbert. And by
the way, he's rocking that mustache now like a lot
of these like young Yeah, that's like the new bro

(06:26):
thing is the is the mustache and just a mustache
seventy stash in the so dumb. It looks so dumb. Yeah,
that's gotta go all.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
On a scale of one to ten and some thoughts.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'll go six.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Justin Herbert is a six for Greg.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
He's giving me u and I can't think of that
actor's name now he was uh crap, he was in
Pearl Harbor Jett. Yeah, he's giving you a heartnet vibes. Yeah,
I'll go a little too white for you though, right,
gragging man, still too white obviously.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
All right, I'll give him a five. I like his hair.
I hate his facial hair. I think it makes him
look Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
He's just he's just not my type. I mean, I
guess I'll give him a three and a half. Yeah,
I don't like the facial hair. I don't like the hair.
He's just not my guy.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
All right? Are these the actual photos that people chose? No, Okay,
I had to find some job. I try to.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I try to find ones that I gave him a
shot that what he thought were hot, and a lot
of them, a lot of them, like it's just them
like with football helmets on.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
This is a representation. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Next up People Magazine they have their list of the
twelve sexiest quarterbacks in the NFL. Next up Patrick Mahomes
from the Kansas.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
City Chiefs, which I was I thought it.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Was kind of weird that they put him on there
because he's kind of like a muppet. Yeah, Like he's
got a really cool personality. But I wouldn't think that
he would be is like somebody on anybody's sexiest list?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Right, Yeah, no, definitely not.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, it's a three from me.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I don't like his hair, which is like the haircut.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, the cut.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's very curly on hop and froey, but then the
sides is like a zero.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
What do they call it? We were just talking about that.
It's a hot haircut for like younger dudes. Now, yeah
it was the Now it's new.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
His facial hair to me is so trashy and his
eyebrows are barely there.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
That bothers. Yeah, so you gave him three, and then Greg,
I'm giving him a four point five. I love his hair.
I think it's cool.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
You do, I think it's really cool, Okay, and then
Gina grad.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't know if we're allowed to count this,
but his voice.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Had a great game.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, it's not sexy, but you know, he's he's a
cutie kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't know. I think I'm with Greg a four
point five. Four point five, Yeah, not hot.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Next up, you got Rock Party, the quarterback for Greg
Gory's San Francisco forty nine.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Ers are so disappointing, and he's.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Just like this clean cut American frat guy. Who's the
guy who played on Entourage? What was his name? He
was friends with the Punky Birther growing up. Oh my god,
he was everywhere from Eric Murphy. He played Eric Murphy,
but like.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's his name in real life? It is? Yeah, who's
the actor Kevin Connley.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Kevin Ye kind of got like a Kevin Connolly.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just not I'm going to
go seven. I mean for a white guy, that's a
high high mark. Yeah, but he's got that all American
gets to him. Yeah, Sammy, he's.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Getting a nine from me.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
I love him. He's I think he's so cute.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I mean, like in like a nerdy, clean cut kind
of way, which I love. He has the side part
going on in the very just like youthful sweet face.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I see this guy, I think this is Sammy.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
He does have a little breck and meyern a.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Guy that looks like a total dort. He looks like
a like a guy the boy next door.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Does he look like, Yeah, he would be a football player.
G you know, what do you give him?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
This is he's just not my type. I mean, I
get that he's cute, He's just not for me.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I give you a bad boy.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I give him a two. Yeah, he's just exactly He's
just not my type.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
All right, And then see next up Josh Allen, quarterback
for the Buffalo Bills. This is People Magazines ranking of
the twelve sexiest quarterbacks in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't think that's a good photo of him that
you picked. Again.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
This is another one. This was actually one of the
more flattering pictures.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Allen's known as a stud. I've seen better photos pipe
in Josh Allen.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Google image and you'll see, like everything else that came up.
I think I did a pretty damn good This is
a way better. He's on neck in some of the
wow in the picture you gave us. I gave him
an eight. Now I'm googling him like two. I think
I gave him a pretty flattering you.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
He's what I would consider oddly good looking in this photo. Okay,
I'm kind of like a Pete Davidson, oddly good looking,
teeth a weird right, Yeah, But now when I google him,
I give him a zero.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
All Right, Well, based on this, let's go bases. We're
all gone by the photos. Let's just go based on this.
I went eight, okay, seven seven from Sammy what what's
the weird teeth?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
The weird teeth?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, because he also seems like a kind of guy
that you'd be into.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, there's and there's nothing wrong with his teeth, they're
just weird.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
I can't get extra points for his girlfriend being Hailey Steinfeld.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh is that right? Yeah? What's weird about his teeth?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Straight, they're normal, they're white. No, that I mean he's
got the inward. There's too much space in between each
one of them.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's weird.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, there's something around he needs.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
In visil line.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah. I think Sammy and I just have very different
taste in guys, because this is.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Not my guy.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It does not seem like you're kind of guy him
A three. A three from Josh Allen. All Right, write
the score down here, some ties in here. By the way, guys,
next up number nine, there list Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
What are we giving Jalen Hurts. I'll start with it.
I'm giving this photo of nine.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
And by the way, like before I was going looking
for the photos, I just assumed he was an uglier
guy than I thought, because all I have ever seen
from him is either on the sidelines where he's like
sweating and has you know whatever, like the he kind
of wears like a do rag underneath the helmet, you
know whatever. And then I saw this picture. I'm like, oh, okay,
you get it. Yeah, Like I can see why they
put him on the list. I mean, you know, I

(12:26):
don't think i'd suck as d but.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Speak for yourself, all right, So nine nine, all right,
absolute nine from me.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
He's attractive at all.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
He reminds me of somebody because he's black.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I I'm joking, I'm joking.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
He reminds me of Damon Wayne's Jr. In this photo.
I think he's very handsome.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I think he's a very Wayne Stuior is very attractive.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I don't think that you got to make it through
these last stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You here pretty quickly. Next up on their list Derek
Carr from the New Orleans Saints.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'll start with a one one feeling generic, lame. Yeah,
he's got weird eyes.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Like every time I see him during a game, I go, man,
this guy's it's like if he was in a haunted house,
his eyes would blow around.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
That is so funny, because I was just about to say,
I love his eyes. Really, I love his eyes. I
give him an eight, all.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Right, h eight from Tina Grad and Sammy would have
given him a four.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Four.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
He's another one with weird teeth is he no, I.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Think there is teether nice.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
He's got that weird teeth. Well, the two front one
is definitely longer than the other. He might need to
get that shaped out.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
No of his two front teeth, like the one if
you're looking at the picture on the left, looks a
little bit longer than the one on the right.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Number eleven on their list from the Green Bay Packers
Jordan Love Start.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Here's another one.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Here's another guy who was really hard to find any
kind of decent picture of.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
You found one.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I'm going with a one a one. I'm also a
one a one. Wow. Yeah he's I mean his hair
is awful.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Okay, he's not my guy.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
One another one? Geez, Sorry, sorry George, we don't love.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
He's definitely by far the lowest rated. And then number
twelve on the list. His guys had kind of a
career renaissance. He was the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens
for a long time and then he ended up doing
some backup work. But last year he kind of came
in and saved the Cleveland Brown season when Deshaun Watson
got hurt. And now this season he's the backup quarterback
for the Colts.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's Joe Flacco.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
He definitely looks the oldest, is Oh he has zaddy vibes.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, he's definitely the oldest of everybody we've had so far.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
What are you giving him?

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I like the John Hamm vibe. I'm getting off a
hend Yeah okay, yeah, I could see that. I give
Joe Flacco a nine.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
I've spent my entire life of how long I've known
him hating his guts. Oh no, because he was the
quarterback of the Ravens.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I just by the picture. I like the zaddie
John Hamm nine yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Nine, Yeah, Okay, Greg Goring, Uh, since we have to
go one to ten, I'll give him a one, would
go zero A one, Wow, American, I.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Give him a six.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I like that he's clean cut. I like his hair
and the side part and everything.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
But his face to me is shaped like his head
is shaped like a potato.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, I love his jaw, strong jaw. There's nothing about
this dude that's attractive.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I'll take them off your hands.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, please do all right?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Well, the results are in ladies and gentlemen all over
the board, and the top fast math, the top three.
I was averaging him out as we did it. So
uh coming in third place with an average score of
six point five. Russell Wilson, the Pittsburgh Steeler.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's so surprising. Number two, Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, average score six point six six, so six sixty six. Yeah,
all right at number two and the top vote getter
with a score of seven point sixty six. Dak Prescott
grageration Jack between Gina, greg and Sammy. He's the most doable,

(16:07):
yeah for sure, of all the quarterbacks that People Magazine
had on their twelve Sexiest Quarterbacks in the NFL list.
And and there you have it now and now we
do them.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Good job, Dack.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
And now yet now it get you doing that is right?
I'll writ to get a quick break more when he
shows next. Hang on the way shot.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
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Speaker 2 (16:40):
This isawenty and we are into another new hour, the
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
It is Monday morning.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, it's October the fourteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
On boarding. That's Greg Gory. Yeah Highwood, we got menace.
What is up right? There is Gina gran Morning. Gina.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
We've got Sea Bass, We've got Sam morning. We got
the phones open at eight seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Wood, you can hit us some of the.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Texts over to too, nine eight seven. We'll get into
some of the trending news headlines from the weekend, all
the big headlines you need to know about this morning,
and then I think we're just gonna jump right into
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh yeah, cheers and cheers everybody. Oh all right, weekend
cheers and jeers. Great, gorg get us started.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Well, My cheers is just for an overall perfect weekend,
the perfect mix of relaxation. And I took really, really
really long walks. N you know, that's called exercise. I know,
and I actually enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Don't care because have never done Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Don't turn me off to the idea.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's just controlled falling. It's not exercise.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, crazy, I do hate exercise boring.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I saw some badass video you posted of some airplanes
just flying over.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, that was weird. They were really kind of flying nearby,
and then they released the smoke and then I started wondering,
what are they doing? It was really strange. My gears
goes to something that I didn't know was physically possible.
I got this new artwork for above the bed that
I love, and between the glass and the actual artwork
of the frame is the world's teeny tiniest spider between

(18:29):
the glass and the artwork inside the frame, and it's
right on this part that is the mat that is white,
so it sticks out like a sore thumb because it's black.
And then I came in later in the day and
it had walked around, it had moved, but it's still
in there, and I'm thinking, how did it get in there?
How long has it been in there? Why is it there?
And it's ruining the whole look of the art because

(18:51):
it's on the mat.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
And it's all you can focus, right, it's all I
see focus on.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Where's the spider? You just take it down, open up
and get the spider grape. I mean maybe I could,
but knowing me, I would break it. So it's very weird.
It's probably from China's part of the art, you know.
Maybe it's having little spider babies in your heart. That's
what I'm annoyed about changing art, Like maybe it was
the day one I didn't know. Very weird.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, I gotta say proud, stepmom. The kid scored the
the next best thing he could have done, which was
the first goal of the game.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Again crushing it.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
He's crushing it and again he's never scored a goal before,
so this season he's on fire. I was so proud, screaming,
jumping out of down jeers. I watched a movie this
weekend that was excellent. Uh, Texas Chainsaw Mascer. Never saw it,
really incredible, But here's my jear. It ruined every horror

(19:48):
movie for me after watching it because it's all the
plot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
It's all the same plot, did you guys?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I mean, horror movie is kind of the same. Wait here,
I'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Person dies.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
A group of wayward teens wanders into somewhere they shouldn't
be and a psycho hunts them.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, pretty much. It was a blueprint.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
But how was like every other horror movie your watch
screen kind of the same deal.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I guess I just I miss I was like, oh,
this is so original and so funy, and I watched this,
I was like, oh, this is literally the blueprint for
every terror terrifying movie I've ever.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Rea, Like, Gena's really into this stepmom thing, like I think, like,
I think she actually loves this kid, which I've always
been under the the belief that you know, you like them, yeah,
but you don't really love them's my guy, because they're not.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's not really your kid, right, I didn't spring forth
from my Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
So like you're you're playing nice because oh, well this
is your spouse's child from another person, right, And so
I mean, look, I'm person. I've got two step parents.
I got a step mom and a step dad.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Do you love them?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I do love them, But the question is do they
love me as much as they claim to?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
But even if they're lying, which I'm sure they're not,
don't you appreciate the effort they're.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
You know, of course I do, and I have a
great relationship with both of them. But I've always just
kind of wondered, like, is it possible because we talk
about other people's kids all the time, is it possible
to truly love somebody else's child?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I think has Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
No, no, but I believe it from you, Like I'm
really getting some genuine.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Vibes from you, my baby.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
What about challenging everything? I've always believed that's all that.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
What about adopted parents? I think that's different, really, Yeah,
because they.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Because it doesn't expect genetically doesn't belong to either one.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Of you, But there's no one else claim on the
adopted kid. Yeah, also true.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
So are you saying that if I had a biological child,
I might not be super keen on my steps on?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Well no, I think.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Well I'd be curious, like if you did have your
own child, would it be the same as you feel
about this kid?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
You know, when when Andy and I were in that
position and that was on the table, I thought about
that and I was like, I wonder, I wonder if
it's going to be the same.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Which is great, Look, it's great, he's my guy, which
is fantastic. I'm not I'm not knocking it at all.
It just again, it's challenged everything I've always believed interesting.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
Correct when you look at like they do studies about
like time spent on your relatives and all across all
cultures everywhere, and it all has to do with genetics. Now,
there may be one offs like Gina, she truly does off.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
It would be willing.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Superare life and danger to save the step child. Absolutely,
I think you would. I think I wonder how many
people would be like, I love you not that much
though goes By.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
I would definitely.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Push him out of the way.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I would. Yeah, I've lived a good life, Like I said,
I really I believe that from you.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, because just the way that she always talks about
this kid and and posting about it like and she
doesn't need to suck up.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
To Andy anymore. Yeah right, I already got what she needs.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
A boarding school already.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
All right, Uh what about you menace weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Last minute, I went to one of our friends shows,
Joe Coy, and it was amazing because, uh, you know
who was there.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Bobby Brown.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Ruled and he got up on stage and performed some
songs and they did it together. That was that was
super fun. And then the next day I went to
a food festival obviously, but later that night I saw
Wheezer and they absolutely crushed. Like their stage show was
so good because it was like a trip to a
blue planet, so it was all like you know, space

(23:54):
themed star trek Ea.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, it was awesome. It was so good.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
My jeers though is you know, I've been wanting to
like catch up on all these documentaries that are happening
and you know, the Menandez Brothers and things like that.

Speaker 7 (24:07):
I keep on mentioning. But I found this documentary where
it's the Menendez brothers and Menuda have you. So there's
like some connection between Menudo and the Menendez brothers And
I'm trying to watch it, but I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
So you don't know what connection is, No, just something,
but it's just something between the dad was in the
music business. Yeah it's dark, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
It's well, the Menendez Brothers is dark.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well yeah, it's a tough connection the dad.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
If you believe what the Menendez brothers say as to
why their parents pennshant.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
For yeah, the boys, So like, yeah, that is all connected.
So I didn't really get that too deep into it
and then I fell asleep. So I need to catch up.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Weekend that you didn't have enough time for documentaries that year,
I know, because.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I want to overschedule yourself. There's so much.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Content and I can't watch it. Yeah, but I did
watch thousand pounds sisters. So I do feel bad for
my buddy, my buddy, and you know, my buddy, Mike.
His wife has the tendency to like really overschedule everything. Yeah,
and so every second of this poor guy's free time
is always scheduled out. Every time there it could be
the smallest of holiday.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I bet you they do it for Flag Day, like
they have to go do a photo shoot for you know,
like a family photo show. And so this weekend, of
course it was pumpkin Patch, sure, because you know, Halloween.
And I understand doing that every once in a while, especially.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
For like maybe the Christmas card or something like that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
But I swear sometimes I feel like, almost like, how
you know, Menace can't sit still. I think his wife
can't sit still. It makes her say, but I think
it makes her like nervous not to have plans where
he would just like to have I don't know, it's
just to sit and do nothing. They're constantly having to
meet people here and then go to a dinner here,

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and then swim lessons over here, and then it's from
one thing that all weekend.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
But like I mean, the Joe co Oy thing was
that night, I didn't do anything during the day. My
uh fodest I went to was like late in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, but like, when's the last time you just took
a weekend and just like relaxed, but the entire like
the entire.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Weekend doing that. This upcoming week great, it's.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Great, you'll have time to ketch up on your documentary,
on your.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Story. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
But anyway, I feel really bad for him because, like, dude,
it's like one thing to the next thing, to the
next thing.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
The next thing.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You should try if you have to, Like I don't know,
if you don't have to stay at home all day
and you want to go do things, then just to
go do it. I texted him and like this is
this is his response. Okay, the opposite of medcense. He goes,
I'm going to appreciate dying. I said, Bru, you're gonna

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have to fix that.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
I said, I don't know how or why you do it,
because I think it's a curtain point. I would just
go you know what, babe, No, it's too much.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I'm not It does like ten times more stuff than
I do.

Speaker 10 (27:15):
Trust me, I understand it all sounds pointless, like why
do we need pumpkin patch photos and where do those
go for?

Speaker 11 (27:21):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, memory, and she's by the way, she's one of
one of our best friends to one of my bed like,
I love her. I think she's great, but she just
can't yeah not right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, she keeps
it lit.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
What about uc bast weekend cheers and.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
Jeers cheers to Greg's favorite Krispy Kreme Donuts. Yet another
fantastics like integration celebration collab, as the kids say these
days with the Ghostbusters franchise, that.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Doesn't behind the all the equipment I can passing around.
They got a big march, Yeah, slimmer ones. Don't drop it.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Sammy's two hands girl, two hands that lets you go.
You dropped that on the ground, that gets you fired
around here?

Speaker 10 (28:15):
And Greg, I know you're on a diet, so you
won't eat one when I got you a apple.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Frigger yeah, have you besides looking kid, have you tried
any of these yet?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Or no?

Speaker 10 (28:29):
They just look yt No, I can do it right now,
So cheers to Krispy Kreme again. Great parents can't stop
raving about him, and I agree. This is jeers to
headboards for beds. Oh huh, mine's broken?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Oh damn? How did that happen?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Five bro? Not the way you think. Okay, guarantee that. Yeah,
he can guarantee that.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Guys.

Speaker 10 (28:49):
He has other theories. But the backs of headboards are
not padded at all. So I'm taking my headboard down
to a place to get a new one high, five bro,
and the wall is all scuffed. Not the way you
think though, Just from something else because what he says.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
No, because even when you shift around in bed, yes,
it'll rub against the Yeah, right, it's not from slamming.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It's not too much slam.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Possibly be for that because otherwise, because he says no,
it's just his cute way of bringing it up. But
why is that they sell They sell products that I
now hapen to buy. They're like headboard pads to the
back of your headboard.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Why not just build that into.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
The headboard or how about you know you can just
get those little felt pads. That's what these are. If
you put in the bottom of the chairs, maybe.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
You're slamming too hard. That's the ladies are into that.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Well, he's got to get that to get the depth right.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
That's the uh right hold for laughter on that one.
You know, it's it's I mean, that's not what they're saying.
But yeah, it's like, why aren't headboards built in with that?
Like if you know that's a problem and you know.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Why not Just yeah, dear headboard, dear headboard, dude, there's
your million dollar ideas.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Headboards with padding.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
All the way around built in so I don't have
to get a magic eraser now and spend an hour
scuffing up or de scuffing the wall.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Hopeful cheers to headboards. Yeah, yeah, it's Sammy weekend cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
My cheers is to the blanket that I finally finished
after two years.

Speaker 12 (30:20):
Meliam.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm so excited because.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I've had this crazy It's like, I know, but I've
been making all these like brandy squares, Okay that's what
they're called.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
And so during this I think.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
She last because she knows how silly it sounds.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
She knows so excited about it, then I know how
silly it is to be this excited.

Speaker 10 (30:38):
To be fair, that's cooler than Greg's walks.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
We had two full days. We have to come up
with something relax. Ever took a Yeah, dude, it was long.
I'll talk about the mouth parties.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Instead anyway, Okay, yeah, So.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
There was a left foot, yeah, and then a left
foot again, and it just kept going.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, that's how walking works.

Speaker 12 (31:13):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
So in finishing that blanket, I also was able to
kind of like clear up some clutter because now I
don't have all the squares that make up the blanket
just sitting around, a whole blanket made and no more
clutter because there was like one hundred and twenty of
those langer out what.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I got to see this blanket.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
That's truly excited.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Now, so satisfying to finish a project I can't even
tell you for what I've been working on for so long.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
My cheer, My cheers is to.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
The bagger at the grocery store, which I mean, this
is being really nitpicky, I guess, but apparently has never
bagged groceries before in their life.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
It was so strange because.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
We've all had to bag our groceries half the time, right,
and I ought my reusable bags.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
He took the bags.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Then he was taking everything out of the cart and
placing it on top of the bags so he couldn't
do anything with it, and then had to put the
stuff back into the cart just to get to the bags.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
When he was done ringing it up and very haphazardly.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Put it in the bag.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
It was so strange and very frustrating.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
I was just sitting there like, can I do it?
I'll just do it, like I'll just do it myself.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Took forever.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What a downer after the blanket he brought us to
the high.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
Crazy all right, I mean that should be the template
for like, I don't know, the next romantic comedy movie.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah with Hugh Grant.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, did you fall in love with the guy? Give
me your blanket?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Blankets and bags, my very simple weekend cheers. I watched
Gangs of London. While I started watching, people suggested that
they said, if you like Peaky Blinders, it's like that
but more violent. Great and then also modern day right,
and it was. It was really good. So it's the
thing is, there's only two seasons the first the first is.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, it's done.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
It was apparently it came out in twenty twenty two British.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So ten episodes for the first season, eight episodes for
the second. But the first episode was like an hour
and a half, so it was good. But it started
with a guy being hung off the side of the
building and then being burned to death.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It was pretty great.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
It's a great start.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
This is this is really good?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Did it did it wrap up?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Like?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Did it feel like it was only supposed to be
two seasons?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I didn't watch the whole thing. How much time you
think I had? I thought you the weekend.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I watched two the first two episodes of seasons.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Once as long as a movie, I get it.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, But anyway, so that's cool, and thank you for
the suggestion on the text. That's a really good one.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
If you like Peaky Blinders Love, you're gonna like this.
And then the jears is just once again to parenthood
because like it's the good parts are great, and then
the bad parts, like you actually have to be the
parent really suck, you know, And so they always say like,
oh well, if I can just get through, you know,
this phase that the next one will be easier, and

(34:08):
you know, you get to the next one. Yes, the
things that you were uh not complaining about, but that
you found difficult you move to the next phase and
you like are wishing you even had that as your
biggest problem. Yeah, because as the kids get older, they say,
the bigger the kid, the bigger the problems, right, because
they start getting into real life stuff and so how
to juggle and manage and you know, like I tell

(34:30):
these kids all.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
The time, like I don't want to be mad.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I don't want to have to you know, ground you
or punish you, or you know, keep this this punishment going.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
But you give me no choice.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Well, no, it's really it's it's it's a lot harder
than you think because my wife prefers just to stay mad,
you see. And it's like I'm living like I'm mad
and I'm disappointed. Really, it's what it comes down to.
But at the same time, it's like just because the
kid walks around the corner, I can't turn it on
and you're like, I'm mad at you. Now It's like
all right, we already we already discussed this. Yeah, you know,

(35:05):
you already know what the situation is now just hold
your line. Yeah, now, just earn your way out of it.
And there's so many times where I want to be like, Okay,
well that's not a big deal. Oh wait, no, they're
being punished. You got to No you can't. Oh but
no you can't. And that so that that part really sucks.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Sucks.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
You gotta precedent.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I don't like it. We got to keep these kids
in check, ship them off to like some kind of
camp somewhere. Yeah, I've heard about those places.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Weekend cheers and cheers everybody.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Great, it's about that blanket.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I got very exciting. Great, you've got to tell me
more about this walking. I'll explain how I would like
to know how that works. I will let you know
it's interesting. All right, Well what he shows next? Hang
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Now today is just one big tease and like just
get ready to get ready you guys do it. Alter
Ego twenty twenty five being announced tomorrow tomorrow morning, six am.
I can tell you this. It's happening in Inglewood. It's
back at the Forum. Last year we took it to
the Honda Center. Now we're back to the Forum.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
This year.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It will be in January, as it always is, and
I think the lineup's very good. I'm just telling a
couple of people about it here in the studio. You
would agree, I mean totally agree. Yeah, it'll I mean, look,
there are most of these bands could sell out the
forum by themselves. They don't need each other, they don't
even need Yeah, it's just how we always do with

(36:32):
Alter Ego. And once again it's being hosted by The
Woody Show, and for the first time ever, because like
every time, you know, there's any other event, like these
big events, like the iHeart Radio Music Festival, it's always
hosted by Ryan Seacrest or you know, hosted by Bobby
Bones or in Enrique Santo's like for the iHeart Latino Festival, whatever.

(36:53):
The only one they've never put the host on is
Alter Ego, which we've hosted it every single day. We've
hosted every single year. But this year they actually put
our names on the actually put the.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Woody Show on there. Slip through, I don't know, I'm
I'm sure they'll.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Correct it, but I did mention Ryan Seacrest and the
my quote for the press release, and they make me
they made me take his name out of there.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh no, I was like.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
For the eighth year in a row, Ryan Seacrest wasn't available.
That was just funny. So therefore we get the host.
I love Ryding, I get I get along with him.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Great.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It wasn't a knock on me. He hosts, he hosts everything.
He knows that, and I know we're all working very
hard to get this morning wrapped up so we can
get to celebrating Indigenous People's Day. What do you mean
you don't know how to celebrate Indigenous People's Day? For one,

(37:48):
there are a ton of resources on line with ideas
on how to celebrate it, like reading up on the
history or trying out a Native American recipe. There's also
a very cool site called Native Land where you can
enter your address and you can find out who lived
on that land before the evil white people showed up.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Like that's not on your favorites bar, please?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, you could check out Native dash Land dot ca.
It's like a Canadian nonprofit that runs it. Twhy it's
a dot CAA right today? As you know, don't say
Columbus Day. But this is a super big deal for Italians.
He's Italian, after all. Don't you know?

Speaker 13 (38:26):
Or right?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Really is he? Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
According to this investigation, Christopher Columbus was an Italian or
even Catholic.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
He was actually a Fardi Partic Sephardic Jew, yes, Spanish
Jew who is likely from Spain.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
The findings based on nearly twenty two years worth of
research and DNA driven tests that began back in two
thousand and three. And so he's buried in Spain and
so they used DNA from those remains to do all
this digging over the last like.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
A decade or so.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
And yeah, so they say that he's not even Italian,
that's right, And the thought is that he hit his
heritage to avoid prosecution people.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah, okay, is.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
This is this like pissing people off? Pretty good?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
What's that that he's not Italian?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
That he's not?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I mean, I just saw it this morning, So I
don't know what the reaction is. And for for Big
Italian or for Big Cathy. Yeah, I haven't read the comments.
I haven't read their press releases yet.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I think it's just one of those huh, what do
you know?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, trying to kill a president Trump is so trendy
these days. Cobbs in Riverside County, California, arrested an armed
man outside of a Trump rally on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Now here's the thing. The local law enforcement.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
They're claiming that they stopped a third assassination attempt, even
though they let the suspect go. He posted a five
thousand dollars bail. How you just letting him go? If
it was really a yeah, get out here. He says
that he wasn't there to kill Trump. He's a supporter.
Now here's some details about this guy. He's forty nine
years old. He had a rifle, a handgun, and a
high magazine. Now for a little context on that, please,

(40:04):
And I'm not sure how, like what kind of high
capacity magazine this was, But in California, anything over eight
rounds is considered high, like like it's illegal to have,
Like I have a nine millimeter. I have a nine millimeter.
And when I moved to California, I had to get
rid of my you know, the magazines that I had,
and I could go down to a.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
To an eight round I see what did they hold?
See that? I'm not sure before you got rid of yours?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
What were fourteen plus one in the chamber?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Dog?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Fourteen plus one noise Yeah. He also had a fake
VIP credential and what was very clearly a fake license
plate in his car, which is what made them look
into him in the first place.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Plate.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Yeah, he also had fake passports and driver's licenses in
his car.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Are you out?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
So he's a he's a really he's a weird dude,
but normal. Not necessarily. He didn't like pull a gun
and yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
He said he's a fan.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
How do you get like go that day when you
have all this fate was in his car? Uh huh, right,
and he wasn't trying to bring a gun in. He
stopped at security because they were looking for the guy
who had that car, and they stopped him at the
security checkpoint. I don't think he had all the guns
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
But do you think human red flag? Yeah, of course
the guy with all this stuff, do you think No,
I don't think he's up to any good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
My thing is, I don't necessarily think. I wouldn't put
this under the classification of assassination.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
No, I wouldn't. I would say this is a weirdo
that we should keep in jail and examined for a while.
It's very weird.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
The Secret Service claims it was unlikely that this man
was trying to hurt Trump.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
But what do they know?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
But here, no home, they hold the greatest track record
here recently with your fake passport and ideas.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah you're not a flight risk. Yeah, go home and
delete everything? Yeah right, so bizarre.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah, and since when somebody on the text says twenty rounds?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
What he not ate?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Since went No. Eight was the that I was allowed
to have. Maybe it's different for like I can't imagine
though it would be different for a different like why
would it matter? I would think just a gun is
a gun, right right? But no, but for like a
nine millimeter anybody more familiar with because I was told
that's why I had to comply with the whole thing,
just to be able to keep it.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't know. I do like twenty millimeters though, you
like twenty millimeters?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
What's a twenty millimeters?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah? A twenty twenty? Okay, twenty rounds? Twenty yeah? Okay, okay, cool,
I'm seeing here. It says California legislated that any AMMO
feeding device that holds more than ten cartridges is considered
high capacity. For people outside California, that would be a
standard capacity, and then a legal capacity in California would

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be considered reduced capacity.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Okay, so you're so there, you'd yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Ten, I think I think you're right. That is ten,
and yours held more than that.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, it held more than again, it was like a
fourteen plus whim about a twenty. I had a speedloader, too,
which is really cool. That's what I hated about. That's
why I want a revolver because I hate loading those.
It's easy, it's easy. Difficult, it's easy, but especial if
I have a speed leader. Man, those things are fun.
It's just a click click click click click click click

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click done.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Pretty easy. Yeah, I do oh revolve dance.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
On Sunday, SpaceX's Starship had its fifth successful test flight.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Easy. This one was a big deal and historic engineering breakthrough.
The Starship rockets successfully took off and landed at their
launch facility in South Texas. And it's the first time
they've tried to catch the booster in mid air. Yeah,
and they nailed it.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Dude. I thought it was going to explode. Do you
see it on fire? Happening?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
The giant metal arms they're attached to the launch tower
and catching it in mid air just makes it easier
to reuse the booster so they can do back to
back flights. And so the upper stage of the rocket
that flew for about an hour and then made its
landing in the Indian Ocean. Elon said he plans to
launch about five uncrewed starship missions to Mars over the

(44:12):
next two years, with a possible crude mission to follow that.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh nice, Yeah, that was my big question, like, so
is this reusable reusable or like, are we gonna.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Well eventually want to make it reusable?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, so cool. Is that unheard of to have a
reusable rocket?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Well no, I mean that's what the that's well, I
mean the Space Shuttle was a reusable vehicle exactly. Yeah,
but the rocket went up. This is what This is
what SpaceX has been doing. They've been landing them on
these like barges and let they land them on their places.
You know this thing is This thing's huge though.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah. And also they're they're they're catching it.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
It goes right, it's like docking stage.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Exactly, which it looks like when you watch the video
that it's just a normal video in reverse. It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, a ton of people on the text yet ten
rounds for California compliance out and including the chamber.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh okay, oh it's ten total. Yeah, you know, it's
really cool.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
All the gangs to kids, they think it's really cool
to have those big like you have a nine millimeter
and have those big long like a super like a
super long what they would call a clip. But we
all know as gun people, it's magazine magazine, right, it's
super cool looking. You know, the one with the huge
like barrel in the bottom. Have you seen those ones?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, well there's that one too.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
But all these videos I see of these, like you know,
jackasses rolling people.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, they always have the big.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Long it looks like a ruler sticking out of the
bottom of this nine millimeters.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It's right up there with holding the gun sideways.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, yeah, that's easy, so dumb.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We're gonna to get a quick break. We got some
more Woody Show coming up. For your next hang on.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The Woody Show, we'll be right there.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Our next big Woody Show party is to be at
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all the details for Friday, November one is when it's happening.
It's gonna be from eight to eleven PM. Our friend
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Gina's big coming out party, her first Woody Show event.

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Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, You've been to some events, but I mean, like
some Woodies Show parties is a whole different thing.

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As you know, for all the information, I.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Think there's some shenanigans going on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
WI is back.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Well, this woman in Alaska, she was on a hunting
trip and she got attacked by a bear. You guys,
it was a mama bear protecting her cub and it
charged at this woman and her friend. And she said
that it happened so quickly that she wasn't able to
draw her gun. Uh, mama bear clamped down on her skull,

(47:15):
but the attack only lasted a few seconds before Mama
Bear ran off. The woman taking the hospital. She's okay,
but she says, quote, I'm absolutely going back out after
my recovery. It should have killed me, and so I
think it just probably means that it wants me to
keep hunting. Oh my god, it Yeah, the bear really
wants her to keep hunting. Now, she's very lucky. That

(47:35):
could have easily been a random man out there. Right
then she would have died, right.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
The bear had mercy. Yeah, she's gonna find that there.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
That's what the bear was once. Yeah, bear wants her
out there, oh yeah, with her gun.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, to finish off the Yeah, I don't care whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I saw this person on social media over the weekend
crying about how you know they're hunting deer.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
It's like, dude, like, who cares deerposed? Yes, too many?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Of course, it's population control says yeah, yeah, we're helping
them planning. Yeah, but god, like, really deer?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
They are cute to a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah,
this is the Woodie show Boys.

Speaker 12 (48:38):
Heman funny shrinks, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Yes, when when a woman drops an egg it travels
through what.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Good? Yeah, care of talked her. Yeah, and the eggs
are made were.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
In the ovary.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Got wow. She was come a long way. She was
a little little shaky on it though. Yeah, you should
we alone. How much they skip it everybody in this
around ye oh, this is Begod. A little bit later
on this hour, we.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Were into another new hour of insensitivity trading for a
politically correct world. It is Monday morning, It's October fourteenth,
twenty twenty four. For some reason, we get paid on
the fifteenth and last day of the month, and the
paycheck went in on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, we had went to it. Yeah, I was like what.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I got the notification from the bank there there was
a deposit.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, we really let's do it. Yeah,
deposit already. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
So Roe versus Bro, that's coming up this sour And
we got a brand new Redneck News. So what do
you show if you paint for your honeymoon with MORALB Miles.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
That's Nicks.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
And Redneck News from Marlington, West Virginia, where they just
held the thirty third annual Roadkill Cookoff. Six teams competed
in the cookoff. They were going to be seven, but
the crew planning to cook groundhog dropped out. Oh no,
And the rules were simple. Teams just had to prepare

(50:21):
a meal featuring an animal normally found dead on the
side of the highway, for example, snake or armidello, groundhog, possum.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Squirrel, dear. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
People attending the cookoff got to go around and try
the dishes from each team. But each dish had a
sign in front of it that said eat at your
own risk. Food is not inspected by the Health Department.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Are you sure?

Speaker 14 (50:44):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It is the thirty third Annual Roadkill Cookoff. Now in
the end, the high Rocks grow getters. They took home
the gold this year for their front fender farm stand
stir fry. They grew all the produce and the three
deer they used in the stir fry. They lived on
their property okay for a while until they became part

(51:07):
of the stir fry, right, but it got them the
blue ribbon there at the thirty third Annual Roadkill Cookoff.
And that is today's red Greg You're an adventurous eater.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I am all about it. What I don't get about
roadkill is does it matter how long it's just lying there?
I mean, yeah, doesn't it be refrigerating boom killed and
then immediately taken with.

Speaker 10 (51:37):
The spoilage of the innerds Like you don't want that
stuff getting all over the media.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah right, I mean what about like a good dry aging,
you know what I mean, just out there in the
sun the sun here, it died, it wasn't just lying
there like what you don't need potluck stuff? And the
don't sound like professional chefs.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
No, I would never read this. I mean West Virginia
walking up to a table. Yeah, road luck.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, I mean there are many reasons I wouldn't eat
any of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Have you ever had rabbit?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
No, really, rabbit, frog legs?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I've had that. I tried. Shark had hut in here.
I didn't eat that. Would he should have had? I had?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I've eaten shark. I did not like that neither.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, it's like not a buffalo. Hell, no, buffalo? What
didn't you have that? For a minute? We went to
that museum, Greg.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
That's right, I ate the disgusting food museum.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That was disgusting. Yeah, what was it called sir? Streaming
or something some different. Yeah, but gator nugs are pretty
good anything from one time I had gator it tasted
like liver to me. Yes, it's a little fishy. I
thought it was livery game. And have you guys ever
had field mouse? I have no? Okay the matter with

(53:04):
you should have a field mouse? Why not? Well, we
weren't living. Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine there's a lot
of meat on those bones.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
No, No, very very small portion, which I had to
then share with the other seven people in the group,
so everybody can taste it.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You cooked it.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah, they they they make so we had to catch
well everybody maybe these piute dead fault traps mine caught something. Yeah,
And basically it's a it's a rock that's kind of
propped up the stick the twine that you make coyotes
very roadrunner, yeah exactly, and then the rocks falls and
smashes the.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Vernment so it was dead by the time there.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yeah. Yeah, but you had to prepare it.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
You get all them the fur off of it and
cleaning all the stuff that you're not supposed to eat,
and then of course we're outside. It's a survival thing,
so like it's over a fire, you know, just on
a stick.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
That how you get the fur off? You just roll
it over the fire. No, no, like we had to
you don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
We had to like cut it open like it was
like think of like science, like biology class.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, some sauce packets.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Right, seasoning?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Oh no, we didn't have there's no seasoning, no nothing.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Or no wild sauce packets because they don't give you
any We had rice, that was it, rice, lentils and
whatever you caught under your hy you dead fault trap.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
No honey mustard. Huh no honey mustard.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
No honey mustard, no bullion, no nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I know?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Soy sauce eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
The phone number? Hit us up with the text over
to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I want to know the first person that saw a
snail and said, you know what, we should eat that?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, delicous, gross slime trail.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
And you're like, mmm, I gotta get my mouth crawling
on a wet brick wall. Yeah, you know what we
should do? We should eat it? Eat it? Try that.
Oh put some garlic that I can't do. Yeah. I
also have a video of them harvesting.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Uh caviar, like getting absolutely discussed.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
It's so foul, it tastes so good. The result is good.
We'll take the break, will come back. Row versus Bro.
This is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I'm Woodie. The best tacos are in south Gate. Excuse me,
I thought my tacos were.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
The best tacos.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
These questions are all from this Instagram account that Gina
reposted here recently.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
It's called Roe versus Bro. I love this series and it's.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
This chick who goes around and she asks dudes questions
about women's bodies. Okay, and I want to see how
well we do, because notoriously, Sammy really bombed that one
trivit contest that we had did.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Not know one question under pressure and it ruined.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Under pressure like a woman. Yeah it was easy. Like
the answer is ovaries, like where the eggs produced and
she's in philopian tubes.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, okay, you know what that problem? Yeah? An egg? Topic?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Pregnancy? I know I don't even have that stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Wow, what yeah topic.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Yeah, it's like where the egg is fertilized while it's
still in the filoppian tube.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Not good, not good, dog, not good. It's called an
pregnant Disney World anyway. So I'm gonna give you the question.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Then we can see, uh what she got from these
random dudes that she was just talking with. It looks
like a lot of like college campuses. Yeah, just kind
of out in these streets.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
College campus and someone walks up to you with a mic.
Don't talk to.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Them, right, They're gonna make you look like an idiot
crossed his chick. She's in a purple suit, you know
what I mean. Oh yeah, she seems very non threatening.
But all right, So the first question was can a
woman pee with a tampon? And we'll start with you, Sammy, Yes,
are you sure?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Positive? I believe they can't.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Believe they can't. Alright, did you know that menace? Yeah?
But I thought you should ask the dudes for Yeah, exactly.
But this one's very obvious.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I hope it's I wouldn't think so it's two separate holes, dude.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Okay, Well say that like Greg would have any idea,
right he was married to a woman.

Speaker 10 (57:08):
Okay, even if someone who spent plenty of time in
that area, Right, you don't go you don't go looking
up in there.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You don't be asking exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I think you pee out of the same hole that
you're not that not that obviously there are different tubes,
but maybe they cross in such a way that it
would be hard.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Let's say, pressure could put it out.

Speaker 13 (57:27):
Maybe, so the guys sticking with taking it out and
it's like asking a man about men's anatomy, you know,
all the intricate workings of downside.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
But I thought that was very what's doubtful?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
No, I died, that's you don't think that's obvious? No,
I don't. I understand again, like what Greg's saying.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
That was supposed to be the easy example.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I mean, you think girls don't have to be taught
this when they reach a certain age. Of course they do,
because it's not obvious is for everybody.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Yeah, but this is something that's not taught in school.

Speaker 10 (57:59):
Like I was say, well, maybe it could absorb the
number one.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Because it's Jason. Okay here I thought this was the
easy one. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
All right, Well here's here's the woman talking to them
on the college campus. Can you pee with the tampon in?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Can you pee with a tampon in?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I think you got to take it out.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I've seen the little tampon trash cans in the bathroom,
so probably.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Why you're feeling pretty good about this, are you, I
know one hundred percent about woman's body. Can you pee
with a tampon in?

Speaker 11 (58:33):
You can, but it's gonna hurt.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
No, I don't think so. That would be kind of
unhealthy though, because it's inside you and your pinion.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Can you coop with the tampon in?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
No? Going number two with that any I'd say no, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Right there, yeah, yeah, please associate yourself with those guys.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Say no to the pooping like I won't poop with
a tampon in?

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Why really? Because when you pop?

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Yeah, because it'll push it out. You just take it out.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
That can happen.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Okay, So if you're if you're if you're pushing.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Right, if you're pushing too, it can push that out.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yes, thank you, Okay, next question. But Sammy also flushes tampons. Yeah,
I would do that.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Why are there different types of tampons.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
For different flows? For different flows? I was going to
say that too, heavy flow for heavy flow, so maybe allergic?
Being allergic like lambs, I will say also for mega sluts,
what does that means? Different size?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
You can't help it if I have a vagina.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Girls, there you go.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
It's it's to accommodate different menstrual flows. That is the
technical answer.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
But here, why are there different sizes of tampons.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Different size push?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Why are there different types of tampons, different sizes of
vaginal cavities? So why are there different sizes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I imagine size fluctuates right like depending on you know,
body fat percentage, kind.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Of like underwear. Okay, fat vagina, all right? Question number three,
what is a period? That is when you are shedding
an egg that is days old? Yeah, an old egg
and old egg that's okay. Sheds all right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Menace, Yeah, you're getting rid of old eggs, getting rid
of old aggrexpire sea mass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Woman's punishment for ignoring God's commandments.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Thank you, the desert, sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Yeah, it's shedding your egg, shedding of the uterine, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
In the lining when the lining of the uterus is
shed excuse act like a rag.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, we learned something this morning about part of the
uterine wall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Well that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, that's the lining. Stuff is the wall. If you
can do that for years, it's the lining of the
uterists shed It has nothing to do with.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
The egg because the egg is dropping.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
But the egg, you know how like it's red and plentiful,
that's not an egg.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
That's the uterine line. Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
But pvulation. Ovulation happens at the same time as menstruation.
Menstruation is separate because it's the lining of the uterus
shed so then the new lining and then the egg
drops so that if it gets fertilized, it's able to
live in the fresh lining.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Of needs to teach I mean, menace Jesus, what he
needs to teach healths to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
The demon has a finite number of eggs correct, correct,
and once a month she does lose one. Correct, right,
But that period is completely unrelated.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
To It's not unrelated.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
But when we're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
About what about it happens around the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Yeah, it's not the same thing. The stuff that comes out,
that's the uterine lightning.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Correct. Well, yeah, I didn't think it's like a felt
it was at least connected. Give reason. That's what I
was thinking too. Yeah, can you just take the L.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
You guys know we're.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
I'm taking a bold italic underlined L on all of them. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
What is a period?

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
What is a period? It's the time of the month
where the woman is ovulating.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
What is a period?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Blood?

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
What is a period?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It comes out of the they.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Right, it wasn't the question. All right, here's the here's one.
How much blood does a woman lose during a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Period depending on flow? Right, but on average half a
pint eight ounces?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Take a legitimate guest menace, Yeah, I guess no, I
think eight ounces. Like I was saying, have a point
is that I don't know. That is, I don't know
what the measurements are. How much two ounces? Two ounces?

Speaker 10 (01:03:18):
I'm sure it's actually very small. It's probably like in
the Mill of Leaders.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
It just looks like a bath. I was surprised by this.
Do you have any idea?

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Saying you have no idea?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
You have no idea? Do you have any idea? Like
it's a couple of tablespoons, two to three tablespoons? There
you go, because less other stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
It's not just I know, but my god, I thought,
like for sure it'd been like I don't know Gallon
well with these guys, I had that I had no idea.

Speaker 13 (01:03:44):
This way.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I could be wrong, but this is what I remember
from fourth grade, Like if you if you have like
a clear like water, and then you drop some like
a dot, like a little dot of red in it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The whole thing turns red.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
So there's other stuff coming out, but my blood is
making up that color.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I see. That makes a lot of sense. I get that.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
How much blood do women lose on their period on average?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I think it's like a gallon of blood.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
I assume probably like a load of blood.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
How much blood on average for the duration of a period?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
A court?

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
A court?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Sure, al right, guys are only being half serious? Yeah,
all right? How many How many.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Tampons do women use per period?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Per period? See? I have no idea for pure A
couple per day? Right times? How many days time? I'm
gonna say ten, five or six ten total? Ten total?
It's probably good. Note that's probably all right. I'd say eight, eight,
ten and a half, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Ten and a half. No, I mean, it's kind of
silly to ask the women because I'm just trying to count.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Yeah, me too, But I also, I mean it's also different,
people change them at different times.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
On average, I would say.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Like twenty on average, twenty tampons.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Nailed it. It's a lot of tamps per three boxes.
That's a lot of tamps. I don't know, it does
seem like a lot. Yeah, go to Costco. How many
come in a box?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Well you can get yeah, forty two thirty eight twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah, backpack for that, yeah right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
How many tampons would one use for their period on average?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Well two, I think one to be honest, one, I
would say one a day.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Okay, so one a day on average?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Hours?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah right, okay, well yeah, maybe not so much on
that one messie. Yeah, I mean I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
You know, they can't pee with them in, but they
use one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
To put Yeah, could you just put it back? Yeah? Right,
just logging your damn right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Or like Greg, when you have like a bottle of wine,
you know what I mean, Like you can put the
cork back and go back and get some more. All right,
we're going to get a quick break again. This is
from a row v bro. This is impossible on Instagram.
It's actually kind of funny it is. There's a ton
of videos, a ton of different things up there. But
I have two more questions that will get to after
the break. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can

(01:06:04):
hit us up with a text over to two to
nine eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Wait yeah, so anyway, that's uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
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at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Hope to see everybody there. Now, what do you show?
All right, let's put the wraps on row v bro
on the Impossible quiz.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
People are learning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
Yeah, this is the one text game in three zero two.
I feel like I'm legit learning. Thank you for this game.
Another one said, this is hilarious. My husband is trying
to answer these questions and he's failing horribly.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Oh for sure. Yeah, it's so hard. All right, well,
now you know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Next question again, this is a woman asking questions of
dudes college campuses. Out of bad public places. Does the
G spot move?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Does it move? Yeah? It's elusive, so maybe ann does move?
Does the G spot move when you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Get closed it jumps to another area?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
No, I would say no, No, what about you, Sea Bass,
What do you think does the G spot move?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Where would it go? Oh? There's plenty of room for
activities depending on the woman. I guess there's actually not
that much room. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Anyway, Sammy, I would say no, no, I don't think
it moves. No, The answer is no that the G
spot does not move.

Speaker 6 (01:08:01):
Does a G spot move?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
Where does it move to?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
It moves farther up when the girls arouse.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Okay, and then when they're no longer it goes back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
So like when they're aroused, it moves further up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Get into a legal cave man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Yeah, all right, there on one more one more question?
Which is more sensitive? Looktorius or the penis sensitive?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That's actually a good question. Which is more sensitive? I
assume they're just measuring nerve endings. To get a number,
I'll say the lady parts are more sensitive because they
can have multiple orgasms and stuff, and they should make
a lot more noise, all right, a lot of more
the wiener, the wiener. Yeah, I think lady parts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Well, it's not parts, it's just we're talking about specifically.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
What Greg said.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
I'm saying specifically, but it's not just to clarify for
the sake of the question. Yeah, right, you can say glatorius. Yeah,
it is technically that's its name.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yeah, from what I understand, that sounds delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Oh, there's more nerve endings in a clatoris, I believe,
so I'm gonna go clatoris.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yes, the clitoris or the glitterists.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Some say the nerve endings are more densely concentrated, and
there are eight thousand nerve endings in the tip alone, lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Yeah, how many are in the wiener.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Let's see, Yeah, because it's it's only the one spot
on the wiener, which is uh, I'm seeing four thousand, Yeah,
about half in a bigger space which is more sensitive
the glitterist or the penis penis penis for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with penis.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Gotcha incorrect? And no, it's only on the one spot
on the penis. What is where all the nerve endings
are correct?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
That's a hold on.

Speaker 10 (01:09:56):
No, no, no, there's so there's the there's the top, and
then there's the they call it the door.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
So nerves the dorsal nervous though, that's the one I
saw that because I've never had a weird name, which
all think it was dolphin.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, which the top has four thousand, The dorsal nerve
has over eight thousands.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
There it is a dorsal fin right, exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Is that why the penis has a blowhole? Got a
dorsal fins?

Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Would you know how to insert a tampon? Woodie? Yeah? How?
I wouldn't mean how if I was offered a million dollars,
I couldn't do it. You go figure it out that
there's a there's a like a it's in a case.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Like an applicator, Okay, an applicator, Okay, that's that makes
it even easier at.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
What forced to put it in.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Until it starts, until until it goes Well, yeah, but
I mean like put the whole applicators in. What do
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
That's where you lose me. Take a ranger and you
punge it. You put it like a syringe almost, and
it's in there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
All the applicator out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I've never held a tampon. I've never seen a tamp
but you gotta love scene tamp I have seen one
in a in a wrapper.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
You've never seen a tampa on the one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
I've never seen one. Take yours out and show it.
Just seems like it would hurt so bad putting one in.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
And he's not super pleasant, but I think I think,
depending on the flow day, it would be worst taking
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Really. Does the radio station offer free tamps here?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I'm sure we have have a machine, quarter machine or
probably the quarter machine a corner in it. Right. Yeah,
this is what I've seen a tampp Open it up,
go to waste your tamp open it up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Wait, okaya practice on MENACE's butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Did the raio station have free tamps or no?

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
They do downstairs, but this is mine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Take this downstairs in the general office.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Pretend that this is the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Because she's making she's like the moment push push push, Yeah,
and then the bottom things, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Then you plunge the plunger and then what.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Now you pull pull that out? There? You go? Now
I have no clue to take it out? Yeah now,
And I would think, okay, so it's kind of like, uh,
is there that much resistance there can be?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Depending on.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
I would actually absorb all the kind of natural moisture.
And if you don't have enough of the what it's
supposed to be there collecting, I would I would assume
it'd be like kind of dragging something with rubber feet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
I am loving sister right now, you get it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
No, I'm just assuming you're I'm asking. I'm asking if
I'm correct on that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
That's why I had a little resistance on it dry
And I would not call that a tampon string. I
would call it a rope. Do that search and rescue
road tap rope. Yeah, you can hang off this. You
can't tie down to steer with that. I guess we
learned something this morning. I learned them both.

Speaker 14 (01:13:03):
It is it's the show and we are into another
new hour Insensitivity Trending for a politically correct World, Monday morning,
October fourteenth, twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Four and a good morning to you. Thanks for being
here joining us today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
My name's Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi, right, there
is Gina Grant Hei. There we got Menace.

Speaker 12 (01:13:29):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
There's Sea Bass. Yeah, we got Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Phones are open eighty seven to seven forty four, Wooding,
you can hit us up on the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. What is show weakest link?

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
This South Ball hosted by the guy who really wants
to host a game show. That'd be Greg Gory. I
want to announce a game show. Oh that's right, that's
my dream. Christ you up in the world, I know exactly.
That rule super easy, come on down. Hey, yup, I'm
done for That's just that's just one of them, I
mean other some of the other ones. I think it's
just the beginning on. Here's your house, that's right. And

(01:14:03):
then who's really got a hard job is the guy
for let's make a deal, because not only does he announce,
but he.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Is live playing music. Geez. So he has like seven
or eight keyboards.

Speaker 10 (01:14:16):
He's a DJ and so like as like, you know,
if someone's thinking about which door they're going to choose
or whatever, he's live playing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
He'll go down a stadium. Well, participate in some of
the games.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Okay, well, everybody, you can't just have one job anymore.
You have to serve multiple roles on Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
I was talking to another radio buddy of mine and
at his radio station. What they're doing now is everybody
who's on the air, because they would say, oh, well
you early on from ten am to two pm, they're
giving them four hours of stuff to fill out the eight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Hour day, like office work.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Oh they could it could be anything. Oh wow, they
just give him four hours of other tasks.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
So it used to be like you were on the
air and then that was it. That was that was
a full time job. They're like, no, that'd be a
full time job. Now it's like here, you're gonna go
gas up the van and you're gonna go work this
event and and everything else. It's a different day. You
guys can't just coffee now. Check it out. It's all right, everybody,

(01:15:23):
we can all relax. The folks had bath and body works.
They have officially pulled what some were calling the Ku
Klux Klan themed candle. I'm sure it was, even though
that's never what it was in the first place. Obviously
it was a new three wig candle called snowed In,
and the artwork featured a white paper snowflake in front

(01:15:44):
of this festive red background. Some people thought each edge
of the snowflake looked like a little KKK hood here's
the here's the candle looked like snowflake, But it also
looks more like aliens.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Either though if someone didn't say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
It, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, first thought is aliens.
My first thought was aliens too, even after I read
the article. Let me see, this thing looks like or
maybe Friday the thirteenth minute. It looks like racist aliens.
It's like a batman, or maybe like Greg's family reunion.
You know, I mean, all right, start.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Of the clear blue. You know Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:16:24):
Now you know how I feel about the whole ball things,
just like ET.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
The Bath and body Works mucky MUCKs. They released a
statement saying, quote, we apologize to anyone we've offended, and
we're just swiftly working to have this item removed and
we're evaluating our process going forward.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Why wouldn't they say, clearly, this is not what you're
accusing us of having it be right, Like, why are
you apologizing? Like clearly we didn't think that this was a.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Because that's what some people saw and then they were
quote outraged, and so then they go online. It forces
the company to.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
Then doesn't force Well, what's what Gina saying is you
could just I give Major couters Trader Joe's because they
came off. They came after Trader Joe's for the Trader
Jose's and all the Trader Jezz said no, screw off,
we're not doing anything. I guess they went away. Yeah,
and good for them. That's that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I mean, I wish that's how ninety nine point nine
percent of stuff would be handled. You can't save it
for the real stuff, save it for the stuff that's
actually racist or actually whatever you're accusing of being.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Yeah, but that's racist, just like Craig's family.

Speaker 15 (01:17:28):
Yeah, jeez, Greg family, Yeah, you tell me. Wow, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Also, got a little piece of Dougan news. You might
have seen this video pop up on your feeds. This
dog in Colorado, Oriyan is his name, orian Ate something
that he shouldn't have and the VET posted a video
of the little Dugan crapping out a ton of Orbi's

(01:18:01):
water toys. Those those little beads that expanded white. So
this is the dog taking the dump. The look at
all the orbi's, it's just like they're going all there's
no poo in there. It's just straight orbi's just all
over the floor. Well, I know what we're doing for experiments.
So he pooped out most of them. Still needed surgery
to get the rest of them. Mouth X ray revealed

(01:18:22):
that he had also eaten some staples. This guy, he's okay,
he's already back holm. How did dog survive and eat
your heart out? Minutes the video already racked up over
one hundred million views.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Lucky dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Let's just here's here's a close up clearly absorbed orbies.
Those are big orbis.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Yeah they spanned. Yeah, they're little poppy seeds.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
And then you put them in water.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Yeah, se me, what color orby's do you want? Yeah?
What what? What color? Would you like?

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
To many?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Blue bablue would be cute.

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
We have to eat, but you have to eat straight
orbi's for like a day and a half to get
to get the other stuff out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
So it's not just like I don't know, yeah maybe,
but something tells me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
It's going to be like the new the new gift
for Jiff or whatever. Yeah, I'm so happy that I'm
you know, rainbow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
You it looks like it looks like confetti.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Right, so festive? Ye, like happy birthday? And then you
send this to that's for you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Let's get on that right away. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Weakest link? What do you show weakest link? With Greg
as your host? That is coming up next? Who's ready?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I am?

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
You know you're never ready. I'm never ready for this game.
I don't like it. I mean I like the game.
I like, I don't like participating in it. And what's
that I stayed?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Ready? I never participated in this you haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
So it's just like regular week just link, yeah, and
which you're familiar with. Yeah, and we try to and
we try to earn breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Hell yeah, yes, caviar breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
I will lose on purpose if the options do where
they are, it'll be an omelet station.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
But yes, that has been the dreamer around here in
the Omelet station. I know. All right, So what do
you show weakest link? That's coming up next? Hang on,
we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
And time four a little woody show weakest links? All right,
so Greg will be the host just kind of like
you see on the TV version if you remember that
weakest link. So Greg will have these rapid fire questions,
will go around the room. We'll try to see how
many we can get in the allotted time. It's only

(01:20:47):
a minute, that's right, that's all we've got, and we
try to try to get eight I believe, right, Yeah, yeah,
the group, Yeah, that's right, this genus first time player
Woody show weakest link. I'm hungry, and so Greg has
the questions, and I think the rest of us are
ready to give it a good old college truck the

(01:21:08):
weakest Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
And you guys decide who goes first?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Yes. Also also Gina, if you don't know the answer,
don't waste time this yeah, yeah, past because if you
only have a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Minute, okay, yeah, it's very important. Is the host ready?
I'm ready? Contestants, who are you ready? Who's going first?
Menace will go first? First round number one? What do
you show weakest link? Menas? What is the main ingredient
used to make pesto sauce? Uh? Parsley? Sorry, Basil, Gina.
What is the name of the music festival founded by

(01:21:37):
Jane's Addiction front man Perry Farrell, Correct Woody and competitive swimming?
How many different strokes or styles are there for? Correct?
Sea Bass? What does POTUS stand for President of the
United States? Correct Sammy. What is the name of the
drink that is half iced tea half lemonade?

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Arm Palmer?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Correct Menace? Which US state is directly south of Georgia? Uh,
South Georgia, Florida? Correct Gina. Who are the two creators
of the TV show South Park Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
That is correct Woody? From what bird do we get meat?
That's called squab? Squab, Turkey's pigeon? Sea Bass? Which actor
was the narrator narrator of the movie Stand By Me?

(01:22:17):
Did Danny to beat Richard Dry Sammy in motor racing?
What color is the caution flag? Yellow? Menace? How was
the number twenty written in Roman numerals X one x x.
We started pretty strong.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
We're on track with the exception of the first one
for menace and then my squab squab.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
I had never even heard of that before.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Squab was att obscure. Yeah, I've not heard that one,
but yeah, and then it fell apart. Then the wheels
came out, true Woody show fashion yeah, your strongest.

Speaker 10 (01:22:50):
Player that round was Gina. Yes, I do love nikast
player was Menace. Everyone else in the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Middle, okay, damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Uh feel free to vote me off, but we'll start
with Menace.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Who you Who gets your vote? Sammy? Sammy? Sammy? Who
gets your vote? Menace? Gina. Let me just tell you this.

Speaker 10 (01:23:08):
You didn't necessarily get at that round. But MENACE's answers
are very, very comical.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
And right half the time.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Likes to keep medicine there strictly for the entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Vent for Sammy. Yeah, who's gonna vote for you? Gotta strategize.
Who's gonna help you win? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
As much as I love you, everybody knows that there's
no Parsley in Pesto.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
That's not the point. Okay me, Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Sorry, so we have Sammy? Oh boy, all right, I
will I will vote for Sammy. Yes, nice, Sammy, the
weakest lucky girl. We're back in so Peanut, butter and
jelly right now, I love, no, I love, just observe

(01:23:55):
and run all the sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
That's right? Yeah, all right? Round number two? What do
you show? Weakest slink? Where do we leave off? We
left me started? Here we go around number two Gina
on a whale or one of us leaps out of
the water. What is that called breach? Correct Woody in
nineteen eighty four, what did Rick Allen, drummer of def Leppard,
lose in a car accident arm correct? Sea Bass? How

(01:24:17):
many size does a hexagon have? Correct menace. What was
the name of Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee bubbles correct Gina
in terms of weight? What country produces the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Most coffee Brazil?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Correct Woody. What does Scooby Doo's nephew's name shaggy scrappy
du sea Bass? What French term literally means fat Tuesday
marty gros correct menace. What is the capital of India
India Hinduism? That would be New Deli via Gina. What

(01:24:49):
does VHS stand for Video Home system? Correct Woody. In
the movie Legally Blonde, what magazine Dozel woulds refer to
as the Bible Hustler Cosmopolitan? Sea Bass? Not including jokers?
How many cards are they're in a standard deck forty
eight fifty two? Menace? What slobbering movie dog shares the
name with a classic composer Beethoven? Yes, wow, all right, cool?

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Yeah, yeah, well they are Momblet, Station, Cavar and Lobster Tail. Yeah,
all the finest things, creaming free, the legally blonde thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
I don't know if we've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
The movie Farewell Cosmos Cosmo.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
Yeah, I mean educated guests wouldn't have heard.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
No, I know, but I want to hang you know,
don't want to hang everybody up trying to get breakfast here?

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:25:40):
Okay, cool, we.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Gotta still vote somebody off? Menace who get your vote?

Speaker 10 (01:25:54):
Your strongest player was Gina again, Sea Bass and Menace,
both with too What are your weakest player?

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
You miss only one out of three? Okay, all right,
I guess I'm gonna have to go. You WOULDI thank you?
All right, I've.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Besery Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I'll also vote for Woodsy.

Speaker 16 (01:26:11):
Yes, we've got double breakfast, double breakfast aka like a
dessert stage crap, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
All right, Yes, that's how the game works. So you
just pick whatever you want and I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Chocolate Fountain wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, gold but all the fixens
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
I like that. I'm pretty sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Round number three, what do you show weakest link who starts?

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
This would be Sea Bass. I believe because you started
with so, Sea Bass? What l name is given to
a poet who wins the Nobel Prize? Correct? Menace? What
X word is the fear of foreigners or strangers?

Speaker 12 (01:27:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Illegal alien xenophobia? Gina? Donkeys and other load bearing animals
are known as beasts of what burden? Correct? Sea Bass?
What is three quarters of eight? Correct? Menace? What pasta
is mentioned in the song Yankee Doodle Macaroni? Correct? Gina?
New Orleans is nicknamed the Big What easy? Correct? Sea Bass?
What is the last letter of the Greek alphabeticron Omega? Menace?

(01:27:27):
What mass book of books about the stereotype of male
masculinity is titled Real Men Don't Eat what cheese? Kish? Gina?
Talin is the capital of what Baltic country?

Speaker 11 (01:27:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Hell, Kazakhstan Estonia? Sea Bass? What is the highest mountain
in Greece Olympus? Correct menace? What makes up twelve percent
of an egg's weight?

Speaker 14 (01:27:49):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
The shell? Gina? What kind of nuts are used to
make marts? Upon?

Speaker 12 (01:27:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Correct? That's correct, but I'm still only seven unfortunately? Question?
Yeah the arm tar on? Yeah, it wasn't mena? Who
got one out of four? Dog? I got that important?
You're the one who kept him around. I will og
I should have gotten that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Breakfast. Yeah, actually I think we should have Guy Fier
come in or Gordon Ramsay carry on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
I've stayed out of it for the most part, except
for the chocolate fountain things so far, because I wasn't
about to spend your money.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Greg Banks want the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Most the station to have vove.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Okay, all right, well one person is going to go.
Is it going to be Menaced, Gina or Sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Get we're still playing? All right? Yeah? The rest for okay,
all right, I'll vote myself out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Okay, to vote, that's you're not allowed because I would.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
I would vote for myself every time. That's a dumb rule,
so therefore I ignore it. Get your stop making things difficult,
not too late. That's my vote, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Go around the rooms you see bas Okay, I guess
the weeks link?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
All right, man, we got this?

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
All right, all right, let's do it double breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
It's just a it's just a forfunsies round. Okay, all right,
here we go next round. What do you show weakest link? Menace?
What are the first three words of the US Constitution?
I do declare we the people? Gina? How does James
bond like his Martinez Shaken? Correct menace? What is the
eastern most state and the contiguous US? Alaska Maine? Gina?

(01:29:38):
What creditor is most deadly the sharks people? Correct? Menace?
In the movie die Hard, what does John MacLean leave
behind in his limo A Teddy Bear? Correct? Gina? How
many fingers does Mickey Mouse have? Four? Eight? Menace? What
converse salesman is the only person in both the Basketball
Hall of Fame and the Sporting Goods Hall of Fame?
Bo Jackson, Chuck Taylor Gina. In the movie National MP

(01:30:00):
Christmas Vacation, who played the wife of Clark Griswold's neighbor, Oh,
Julia Luis correct menace? What do you get when you
add fresh fruit, among other things to red wine fermented wine? Stria? Gina?
In the Twelve Days of Christmas? What did my true
love to send to me on the seventh day? Lords? Ladies?

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Leaping?

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
Seven swans? A swimming menace? And a website address? What
does the dot What does the common dot com stand for?

Speaker 15 (01:30:26):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Computer overs keep going miracle system? Computer ovis stands for
commercial commercial?

Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
I would have said commerce, would you give me credit
Greg for you? No, and that Mickey one was just
a misunderstanding. That's a common tactic in these questions is
to give you sort of but not actually trick questions.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
You have to be on the looking didn't do so good?

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Well, that's how you play Woody Show weakest awesome, a
lot less contentious than we've had in the past. Sometimes
it's broken down too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
We won. Yeah, many are argument the Woody Show is
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Well some feedback got that last round of what is
show weakest link? This one came in Gina representing Mensa
very well, Sea Bass not so much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Not correct. We both did quite well. Oh okay went
five six.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Two is wondering did Sea Bass feel intimidated by Gina
in the weakest Link?

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
He voted himself out. Oh that was a motus round
and Menace had to stay in. So I wanted Gina
to enjoy Mensa. It was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
I told you, Uh okay. I would have loved to
have seen them both go toe to toe. And now
that we have a Gina grad and Sea Bass game
to determine who's smarter.

Speaker 15 (01:31:49):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
That's from the five oh five texting over so I
told Greg, say, if you have questions, dream come true.
For like, one more round of what you show weakest link,
it will be mensa versus mensa. It'll be Sea Bass
going up against Gina grad one round.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Who's gone first? Ladies? Okay, the Sea best first?

Speaker 13 (01:32:10):
First?

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Wait, who is getting that getting? He said, the opposite
of what I said, show hands.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
All right, Gina, you will go first, same rules before
here we go, We'll show we guess.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Linked Gina and the TV show Cheers. What is the
upscale seafood restaurant located directly above the bar pass Melville?
Sea Bass? What actor played the role of Jack Horner
in the movie Boogie Knights, Mark Albert Burt Reynolds, Gina,
when you turn fifty, you might get an invitation to
join the AARP. What does that stand for?

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
The American Association of Retired People of.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Retired person Since Sea Bass? In cooking, what does the
French term coke a van translate to cockin' wine? Shall
take it chicken with wine? Gina? Which actor has been
dubbed the Muscles from Brussels? Correct? SeaBASS? What is the
three letter term for a young goat? A you kid? Gina,

(01:33:01):
what three letter term can mean a small opening and
is also the name of a clothing company? Yeah, easy,
Sea Bass. In two thousand and five, what dating site
did your friend doctor Phil start writing an advice column
for mash dot com? Correct, Gina. If you were talking
to somebody on a CBE radio and they asked for
your ten twenty, what are they asking for your location? Correct?
Sea Bass. The actress Jane Leaves played a character named Daphnaeanne.

(01:33:22):
What's it come? That would be a Frasier? Correct? Well,
Sea Bass smoked gene on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
It was three to two, and I got two of
your answers right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
That doesn't doesn't mean that was just I got two
of your answers right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Which one Coca fon? I got that one right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
The other wine a screw. It's actually technically it's rooster,
by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Which is a cock? Thank you? And then what was
the op today?

Speaker 12 (01:33:47):
What was?

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
What was your was?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
The first was one of his? I knew the Boogy
Nights one I raised right now?

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Yeah, okay, I'll give you that one back. I still
beat her. I got the gap one because I go
to the mall oh yeah, paid off?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Yeah? Wait, did we also go the same equal amount
of time?

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
You both got five? He got three, right, you got two?

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Right? All right, thank you? I thought that. Well, it
was just a friendly. It was not a true a
friendly game match.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
So you hear the term. Some says something costs an
arm and a leg, right, but how much is that worth?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Was the question.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Six years ago, this fifty six year old guy was
drunk in New York City. He fell onto the subway
tracks and the subway operator failed to stop in time.
He was run over by the train, severed one of
his legs, his hip joint in most of an arm,
but he did survive. He survived. He was unable to
work ever again. So he filed a lawsuit against the

(01:34:52):
m t A. And he won, which is dumb. You're drunk,
you fall on the tracks, and that's somehow their f
They awarded him ninety million dollars. Yet the out of here, yeah,
which is retarded. Experts estimate that his lifetime medical expenses

(01:35:14):
alone could reach seventeen million. But let's assume that he
earned and this is gonna be generous, one hundred thousand
dollars a year. That would be another what nine hundred
thousand between now and sixty five, he's fifty six, right, Yeah,
that he would have earned. So the most I would
have given this dope is seventeen point nine.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Million, right cover expenses, Cover his expenses and like his
future would have made.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Yeah, but even that, I.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Think that's a little uh, that's a little generous, because
at what point do you assume any of the responsibility
for your action? You were drunk and he fell onto
the tracks, what.

Speaker 10 (01:35:45):
Would they have done besides the guy stopping, which you
know he would have stopped if he had seen you obviously,
like put barriers raily.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Right, yes, they stop in time?

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
How can you at what point is just something somebody's fault?
Why is it always haulting somebody else's fault? Well, I
suggest this guy. People are not supposed to be on
the tracks.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
This guy should get a little boat and hang out
in the harbor, and he could be Lieutenant.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Dan Yeah, yeah, Tama, Yeah, Lieutenant Dan North so.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
That certain next Hurricane Sandy comes through even yeah, so dumb. Yeah,
I don't love that ninety million, ninety million dollars saying
that's setting a dangerous president. Well, a lot of times
I mean, nobody ever really gets that. I don't think because.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
In a lot of times these because the lawsuits, then
they get appealed, and then all of a sudden, yeah,
like his symbolic kind of settlements, and then they appeal
and it comes back Oh ninety million none, Oh you're
gonna get like four.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:36:40):
I think that's correct, but I think that's more correct
with private companies. I think cities and states just they're
just like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Whatever, here you go, not our money. Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Yeah, that's unfortunately probably true. Yeah, I don't know for
a factor that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:36:52):
Hear these guys are like, oh, you were fighting at
the cops. You pulled a knife, but you know they
broke your shoulder, so.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Here the right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
That's the kind of stuff. It's like they to look
at all the details and go like, Okay, well.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
In the city is the big loser because it's their money?

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Oh wait, oh word, No, it's not that ninety million
comes from somewhere. Where would it come from?

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
Shake down the people? Yeah, she is so weird anyway
here all right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Eight seven seven forty four text us over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
I like Menace because I don't think he even knows
he's funny books. I mean, how much are they say words?
And it just now can you help me with the pronunciation.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Of this show? All right, we're having a cock fight
here in the studio over that round of what is
show weakest link? Yeah, we did not give Gina the
point four the ARP question because she said persons are people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
It was people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
It should have been first. It should have been persons,
which I can correct.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Now, the argument is should Sea Bass have been given
the point because for Cocoavin he said cock and wine
and that's not the the translations is rooster and wine.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
It is a.

Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Translation, and technically Greg said it was chicken. Well, chicken
is actually chicken is actually a mistranslation. It's sort of
like the common term, but it's actually.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Then my argument was that neither one of them get
the point. Then, like, if she's not gonna get the
point for that, I don't think he gets the point
for cock separate issues.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
I don't think he gets the cock point. I don't
she gets the a ar P point, And then therefore
they would have been.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Tied apples to apples because somebody pointed out, like on
the couple of people pointed out here. Gina should have
gotten the a ar p no.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Because it's not correct. You would not have gotten that
on Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
No, but I don't think you would have got on
Jeopardy you would have put cock and wine because cock
is a synonym.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
For rooster and it isn't and it would have violated
network standards.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
So anyway, Medicine really want to get involved, Greg gets
the host didn't want to get involved. He pulled breakfast,
he said, because of the argument.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
You know as we go, so the rule is excessive fighting.
You wrute it for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
I let us know what you think on the text
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
This yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
All right, welcome back everybody. It is Monday, October the fourteenth.
It's Columbus Day, everybody nice. I know it's so old timy,
but what is Yeah. It's also National Dessert Day, all right,
National I Love You Day, all mad, It's International Day
of Respect for Cultural Diversity every day, and ce mass

(01:39:37):
it is b bald and b free Day.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I've been good for those guys. I guess girls.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Some of the entertainment news dude. Martha Stewart her new
documentary called Martha, and she admits that she cheated on
her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Early in their marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Bitch doesn't mean she's a bad person, but yeah, and
she doesn't even think he.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Ever knew about it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
They were married in nineteen sixty one. He's probably separated
in nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
He's not dead.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
He's on his third wife. Oh okay, and then they
divorced in nineteen ninety. But like, wow, Martha Stewart, what
a whore?

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Seriously cat and around kind of hook. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
James Headfield says Metallica will never be a legacy band
that just plays the hits, which is disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Yeah, because I.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Hate it when bands get to that point where they
just can't admit that. Look, everybody, you have this huge
library of songs that everybody loves. Yeah, Like, there's no
shame in that. You don't keep putting out mediocre new me,
is it right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Just let's you got albums and albums full of these
huge songs.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Just play those.

Speaker 10 (01:40:32):
Isn't that what they do for the most? I mean,
I'm looking at their last set list. They played here
in Mexico City, Whiplash, Whom the Bell Tolls Memorial Mains,
They got a new one, lux turna oh, fade to
black something you must burn.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Yeah, well, cause they're doing they're doing those sets where
they don't repeat songs. They do two nights and they
don't repeat a song. If you go to both shows,
you're not going to see the same song sell more
tickets that way.

Speaker 10 (01:40:57):
I'm not saying I know I'm a New Talk fan,
but I know eighty percent of these songs.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Yeah, no eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
But like it's great when you go to and you
see like one of these uh, these bands and it's
just hit hit hit hit hit. They don't even try
to bother with them. Nobody wants to see the news
about the one.

Speaker 10 (01:41:12):
Now it's a big thing with these legacy bands is
where they'll just play.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
A whole album. Yeah, so that album might have might
have two or three hits.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
Yeah then all the rest.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
By the way, did you see what Green Day's doing.
They're doing a bunch of stuff to celebrate the thirtieth
anniversary of that Dukie album, which is thirty years old. Wow,
So they've been re releasing songs from the album and
a bunch of random ways. They're calling it Dukie D Mastered,
D Mastered and They released songs as part of a
Teddy ruxpin doll, a game Boy cartridge, a big mouth

(01:41:41):
billy bass, a musical electric toothbrush, a doorbell, a floppy disc,
just random crap like that. Mena says that they're going
through their Kiss phase. Yeah, I feel that with the
curic and it's just I feel that's what I Kiss
did well. Yeah, Kiss coffin. Yeah, you know, Kiss was

(01:42:03):
the first band to ever face the audience.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
If you want to buy one of these things, by
the way, you could find them on dookidmastered dot com.
Uh bored, Are you excited about this? There's a Vultron
movie and you know the eighties cartoon Voltron. Yeah, it's
being turned into a live action movie.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Fairly excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
I liked Voltron like I liked Don't Don't Hate Me
on this board. I liked Vultron better than I liked
Transformers back in the day I watched I watched both,
but I had the Vultron lions that would all come
together and form the big robot thing, right, Yeah, I had.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
I had that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
It was like this coolest thing. It was like like
a steal it wasn't even me a cheap plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
It was a di cast. It was a die cast one.

Speaker 14 (01:42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
You know, Woody Is and I are kind of similar
in age, and I feel like there was a little
window where Voltron was bigger than Transformers because.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Right around the same time when we were it is
it was like eighty three and eighty four.

Speaker 10 (01:43:01):
So you can't really say one necessarily really came right,
But could we all agree the Power Rangers is a
straight up Vultron rip off?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because even the way their their suits
are right, the way they're dressed in those different the different.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Colors, that was Vultron. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Because and by the way, the people that were inside
the Lions, the old robot lions, that's exactly how they
were dressed.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Oh I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
Yeah yeah, So just a couple of pieces of entertainment
stuff happened for you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
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Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
You also have your birthdays and your porno birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:43:31):
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We're gonna sit was like, it's shimoda, and you know,
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Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
With these celebrities, Sea Mass, It's Shaggy two Dope's birthday.
Oh guess fifty three from the Insane clown Posse who
failed to drop kick Fred Durst. If you remember that
Shaggy Tuned Up is fifty years old today? Wow young,
but yeah, I'm sure is forty six. Natalie Mains from
the Dixie Chicks is fifty chick chick they don't call

(01:44:06):
themselves a Dixie Hicks, so dumb. She was Adam's girlfriend
Jackie on the Goldbergs and Riley Matthews on Girl Meets World.
Rowan Blanchard is twenty three. Stacy Keebler, the former WWE chick,
is forty five. Steve Coogan, the tiny Roman soldier in
Night at the Museum Movies, and the director who gets

(01:44:27):
blown to pieces in Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
And Alan Partridge, Hello, Alan.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Partridge fifty nine years old today, Ralph Lauren Greg is
he still?

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Isaac Misserrahi?

Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
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Sluts Volume seven. She was in Bitches, Bastards and Bachelor's

(01:45:08):
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was in Rim Fanatics.

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Oh she's a.

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
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four years old today. And that is your porn of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that's a little look at some
of the entertainment stuff going on here with the Woody Show.
If we're gonna take a quick break, more Woody Shows next,
hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Right back. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Well, at least the first day of the week is
all wrapped up. Yeah done, Zoe. We got the full
show podcast. You can find that just go to the
woodyshow dot com. Of course, the weekend cheers and jeers,
all the big trending news headlines, including a brand new
redneck news on the show today, and we did a

(01:46:07):
little quiz based on women and their bodies and women's.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Health row v bro.

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
It's pretty scary how little people know. You can catch
that entertainment stuff, Birthday's porn of Birthday all on the
Monday podcast.

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Just hit up the woodieshow dot com?

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Uh coming up for you tomorrow another in studio guest.
You guys, what is happening with us? What place is packed?
But it's just because so you know, Steve Travigno we
had on Friday and then tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
This is somebody that I ran.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
Into at the Bert Kreischer show where we brought a
lot of listeners with Uh. We brought a lot of
listeners backstage to party with Bert. And who was back then?
I talked to him for like a solid hour and
a half. Greg Fitzsimmons, My god, Yeah, comedian Greg Fitzimmons,
who Yeah, you know him very well. He's a great
guy and uh, he's got a lot of funny stuff,
uh to talk about me a lot of experience between

(01:46:57):
doing comedy and writing and everything else. Rake Fitzsimmons on
the show tomorrow, Tuesday, And we're making the big announcement
for Alter Ego twenty twenty five, big rock and alternative
festival hosted by Yours Truly The Woody Show. All the
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(01:47:18):
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air eight seven seven forty four Woody, or find us
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at the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:47:33):
Yeah, you have to accept that some days your brain
will give you this silent treatment. Some days menace. It's
more like most days for us, just days that end
and wide.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Yeah, I'm finding that as more time goes by, there's
definitely more and more. It's like when your your iPhone
works perfectly until they announced the new one. Yeah, I
feel like God announced the new brain now yet Yeah,
now I'm dealing with the.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Old one on the new one. Battery dies hella easy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg goring it.
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know, we loved
appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
We will catch back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
S M D double M.

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
My quit is bitch,