The Woody Show October 1st 2024 Podcast

Menace's Birthday Month Bucket List Reveal, Employee of the Month Results, News Headlines and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Listener discretion? Is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday. The more importantly,
today is October the first, Yes, twenty twenty four. It's
the official beginning of MENACE's birthday month. Let's go Happy
birthday month, Menas.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
We'll see if you can survive this tuna. This is
your first Menace birthday month.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
I don't know what's in storm.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Just a lot to talk about MENACE's birthday. I don't
non stop a gen ass man with a birthday month. Gina,
do you like fun and to like enjoy new experience?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I love those?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Do you want enjoy MENACE's birthday month?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
I can't wait. I have no idea what to expect.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's all new to her. Yeah, yeah, all right, hil better.
We're a little bit weird, are you? Are you a
bit anyway? October first, twenty twenty fourth. Thank you for
being here on what that's great? Gory. There's the birthday
boy himself.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
What is up today?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's not his actual birthday, as birthdays not until later
in the month.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yeah, that's why it's a whole month.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, it's a whole day.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Actual birthday October twenty eighth, okay, two days before mine.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
And do you keep celebrating it after your birthday as well?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
So it really is the whole month or do you
kind of stop them?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes, we stop on the twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, but I finished out the month.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
Yeah, huge, gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah. Anyway, there's Gina Gray. We got Sammy morning Sea Bass,
who has been on assignment. He is back at some
point this morning. He will uh, he will be here
because you don't went to the Folesome Street Fair regale us.
Yeah all right, yeah, so uh anyway, so Sea Bass
will be here at some point this morning, just not
here yet. We got bored. We got Caroline. There's Morgan.

(02:18):
She's our associate producer, von our video producer. We got
the phones open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven coming up on the show
for you this morning. We are going to crown the
wood You Show employee of the Month, the winner uh
for the month of September. Also the trending news headlines.
But don't call the wish list. It's a bucket list.

(02:42):
Bucket list. Thank you the bucket list menaces birthday month,
wish list.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Bucket list, but see by bucket list.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
It's been there for years. Yeah. Anyway, so that's coming
up today, and a whole bunch more, including the entertainment stuff,
a birthday, celebrity birthdays before the hours up. You're on
the Woody Show. Yeah, so, Greg, we're doing a lot
of traveling here recently. And there's a story I saw
about this traveler who reported finding a dead cockroach in

(03:16):
her in flight meal. Oh no, yep, she says, found
a cockroach and the omelet served to me.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Makes it so much worse.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
So, Greg, flying Ambu, my two year old finished more
than half of it with me when we found this,
and she added some pictures in the video to her
post and said that they suffered food poisoning as well.
I don't think she got food poisoning. I think she
just got disgusted and probably yeah, probably just threw for sure.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And then she shared another video detailing how just filthy
the plane was. Mentioned that like waste bottles were in
seat pockets. This is Air India, so there goes all
your disbelief, damn it. Yeah, she flew from from Deli
to New York. Never fly them again. Yeah. And India

(04:04):
spokesperson confirmed awareness of the incident, saying they're investigating with
their catering provider to quote prevent future occurrences.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
So I looked it up and like caned cockroaches give
you diseases and it says food poisoning, allergic reactions, wound infection,
muspatitis A. And they're disgusting.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
What's the what's the one? What's the really bad? Hepatitis?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Is it is the one you get?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:30):
I don't know, doesn't Pamela?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
And yeah, no, they like did all this like blood
fusion stuff and now it's gone.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, it's like magic Johnson he used to have aids.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Or whatever h yeah yeah hi yah.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah anyway, but yeah, he's you know, if you're rich enough,
you can yeah, you can get through anything. Hepsie.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
Have you know what a roach in your maybe a
roach one that will also give you just men whole trauma?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Here and more appetizing news. Well,
we got some food news. Get ready chips ahoy, big
chewi cookies are coming to a grocery store near you.

(05:23):
There's gonna be three different flavors, chocolate chip, chocolate brownie,
and chocolate caramel, and they're so big that there's only
one cookie in each package. So the chocolate chip one
is a soft baked cookie featuring the chocolate chips that
are four times the size of the ogs. The chocolate

(05:43):
brownie cookie has a brownie cookie dough base rookie with
chips for double the chocolate and the chips. Ahoy, big chewy.
Chocolate caramel cookie has large chocolate chips just like the
other two options, plus caramel flea favor chips in there.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh yeah, buying two of them.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
And putting them right in your mouth. I cream, yeah yeah,
oh yeah, there you go. Some other food news from
the disgusting land of Arby's is lit okay, so good.
They've just launched a new seven dollars double the Meat deal.
Oh hell yeah. That promises double the fun and double

(06:27):
the value. Oh yeah. So it offers your choice of
a double roast beef or a double beef and cheddar,
with your choice of a medium fry and a medium
soft drink for just seven bucks. The Arby's Double Roast
Beef Sandwich has two times the amount of sliced roast
beef on a toasted sesame seed bun, and the double
Beef and Cheddar has double the amount of their signature

(06:49):
roast beef, cheddar, cheese, sauce and red ranch served on
a toasted onion roll that's available for a limited time
at your participate being totally disgusting Arby's locations.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Delicious, It does sound good. That sound good to.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You because I've been the Arby's like twenty five years ago. Yeah,
I know, and there's no reason for me to ever go.
I got okay. So here's the thing. I went to
Arby's a billion times because the radio station I was
working at, okay, and I'd been there before and it
was always like eh, but man, it got so bad
for a while that h the Arby's was in the

(07:28):
closest to the radio station. There were two things. There
was a Chinese place and there was an Arby's. Yeah,
and the Chinese place was very mid Yeah, the Arby's
was even worse. So I would always opt for the Arby's,
thinking like, oh, I'll get something different. I must have
tried everything on the menu and everything gave me the
same kind of feeling that that cockroach amulet gave that lady. Yeah,

(07:49):
like it do whatever whatever reason, Arby's just never agreed
with me. Yeah, and it wasn't even that good that
was worth putting up with. Yeah, my mom's fetichini alfredo
will tear me up and spit me out, but it's
so good that it's worth it. There's very few things
that will do that to me. But dude, So for me,

(08:11):
Arby's is like that that liquor that you got sick
on and you can't even look at them again. One
more piece of food news. There's a new canned cocktail
that's just been released by Jack Daniels and Coca Cola,
Jack Daniels and Cherry.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
Because the canned cocktail market is just very slim.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Different, it's different.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's got the character of their Tennessee whiskey with the
timeless taste of Coca Cola cherry. So it's the perfect
blend of sweetness and strength, making it the ideal choice
for the season. Yeah. So this new product joins the
Jack Daniels canned cocktail line, which includes the Jack and Coke,
the Jack and coke zero. I see that in target

(08:56):
Jack and ginger ale and the Jack honey and lemonade. Yeah,
do that be knowing about you know? That's how I
watched down my Army's.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
And uh and there's your food news on Tuesday morning.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Get around.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Wooies show for you next hang on, will be right back.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
What's up Boody Show podcast listeners, It is menace. This Friday,
I will be in Inglewood at COSM from four to
six pm in the Hall. Now the hall is located
inside Cosm c O s M. I'm gonna have a
bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show,
merch and more again this Friday, October fourth, from four

(09:40):
to six pm inside COSM in Inglewood, located at Hollywood Park.
It's open to everybody. You don't got to pay to
get in between four to six pm for a chance
to win prizes with me at COSM. See you this Friday, ladies.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Gentlemen, boys, boys, boys and girls. The Woody Show. Well,
we are into another new hour no insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. On this Tuesday morning, it is October,
the first minister this birthday mon.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, it's the launch, everybody.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes, it's the big launch, the big lunch, the big lunch.
Menaces forward to it all year long. I do menaces.
Birthday month. Well, happy birthday month, my friend.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I'm whatddy, that's Greg Gory birthday month boy, menace. Yeah,
there's Gina gret We got sammy morning. Sea Bass is
on his way back. He should be here by we
still haven't seen him.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
He has to get some hepatitis shots.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah. Anyway, so Sea Bass is here. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can also hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. So, uh, Geana said that you took an
uber to work. Yeah, yeah this morning, And she was
reminded and Uber has like airport safety rules. Yes, I didn't.

(11:05):
I had no idea.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
When you're waiting for an uber at an airport. I
last time we were there. Last time I was there,
the guy is shouting all these safety rules that I had.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Never heard of before.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'd never heard that.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Yeah, like we all know.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
He's like, okay, first things, first, you check the license
plate we all know that.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
He goes.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
Then ask them for their name. Don't say their name,
they already know their name. You ask them what they're like. Okay,
it makes sense. This one was crazy. Apparently you're supposed
to be careful that when you get in, they don't
put like the child's safety locks on so you can't
get out. So he said, the first thing you're supposed
to do is shouting this at the airport and the
Uber line.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Wait till are these Uber's rules? No, this was the airport,
so that'd be really weird, like if Uber had rules, like, hey,
before he came in with one of our drivers, make
sure they're not going to lock in and kidnap you.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
This is that certain airports. Okay, not everywhere. It's not everywhereport.
What does she taught?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
It's a live person, just a live person. I mean,
it's good, it's good.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
But this is the best part.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
He said, Right when you get in, well the car
is still parked, roll down the window, stick your arm
out and try and open the handle from the outside,
just to make sure. And then if you can, if
you're comfortable, you know, and the hair can can take it,
leave the window down while you're driving.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
But why they'll hoole, reach your hand out the window
and try to open it from the outside, because that's
not the ki kidocks from the kidlocks from the inside, right,
the outside should be able to open all the time.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
Yeah, somebody and says like, let me out exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Nobody says you maybe in case the kidlocks are engaged
that way you can reach out. No, you won't know
by reaching on the outside. Again, the inside is the
only one that doesn't work. You would reach the outside
just to make sure you could work for TSA. Well, no,
thank you. I want to fly the planes. I don't

(12:58):
want to screen the people who are getting on I'm playing.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
And by the way, I didn't do any of that
this morning.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh no, I took a I took an uber in
as well, and it said, oh, your driver's name Gore.
Oh yeah, he was from like Russia or something. This
guy looked like a like a bouncer at the Kremlin
in his big like chain medallion hanging from the mirror.

(13:24):
He was playing some music was in a language I
didn't understand or couldn't even pick up what it was.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
What yours was? Your guy was playing music?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh yeah, very loud?

Speaker 6 (13:34):
When I was putting in my request, I said, I
prefer a quiet ride.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Okay, well I always do that. I didn't get that,
but again, he looks like a bouncer from the Kremlin Massive.
I'm like, brother, this reminds me I got a rate
and tip sorta sorta knows. I met him a little
bit down the street. Yeah, my neighbors will get killed

(13:59):
by gore. Yeah, it won't be men. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
We talked a lot about, you know, people working on
airports recently, Antisa, I just want to bring up this
TV show that just started watching as a Hulu original.
It's called How to Die Alone, and it's about Yeah,
it's about a woman that works at airport. It is
super good.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
It looks very funny.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, nine to four zeros. Is the reason they make
you ask is because people are getting kidnaped because they're
not checking the license plate. My mother in law went
to the airport and some random car offered to give
her a ride if she had cash.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, that happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I think my cousin and I did that once. You've
got some random ass car that we know because we
were leaving a football game, and of course it's packed
or you can't get a cab, you can't get you know,
uber lyft, and you can't find anything. And so this
one guy's like, yeah, you guys need a Ryde and
it looked like a private car service. Were like sure. So,

(14:52):
I mean, we're drunk, and so we get in the
car and we're driving and my cousin looks at me goes, yo, dog,
I don't think this dude's legit, And I go, no,
I don't think so either. But it's kind of too
late for that now, huh.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
And so my cousin lives in this very hilly area
of Pittsburgh, which is all Pittsburgh, and he dropped us
off about a quarter mile from my cousin's house. Now
keep in mind, we're drunk, we're tired, and we're like
walking up these steep ass San Francisco's style like Pittsburgh hills.

(15:25):
We were dead by the time we got to his house.
But we didn't want this kuy to know where my
cousin lived.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
But well sved. It's funny because before uber and Lyft
and all that stuff, MTV News did a story about
people in New York that would just like take up random.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
People there's signs all over the airport in New York
cash and stuff. Yeah, it's illegal for them to solicit
for rides. Where you used to see that all the
time in Vegas because you'll have those like limos or
the big stretch SUVs that are parked right by the
taxi line and the taxi guy will say, hey, we
got limos available. Yeah, they'll send you to those. Yeah,

(16:03):
and those are just random dudes.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And then speaking of people getting the wrong ubers, that
just happened to Sammy and I. We were going somewhere
and I go, I think our uber just left and
some random guy got in the wrong Uber and I go, well,
I'm going to cancel on this guy because you can
still cancel in the middle of the of the ride,
and then to notify him like yeah, wrong person's in
the car.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, dumb ass.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
So that had a comeback.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Remember I watched him get in the car.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
We were like, oh, that's ours.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Remember when we were in the uber and Mike the
showkiller like we're on the highway and he canceled. He
canceled it and got so mad to pull over on
the side of the highway to re request the car.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Why did he do that?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Because he's the major.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
Sometimes last time I was at the airport, not all
the time, my uber wouldn't connect to the network. I
just kept getting this big red X saying you can't
get an uber, And I consider doing what you were
talking about. Would I thought I would just walk up
to a random person and.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Just be like, look so bad? Yeah, what can I
give you? To give me a ride? You said you
requested a quiet ride. Yeah, okay, that's great. I wish
you could request. And I never say anything when I
get one. I don't need the clown car that shows
up with all the special lighting and.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
All that the disco lie.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I would just rather not. Yeah, I roll up in
a clown car and this guy, those guys are always
way over chatty, and you know I'm with you. I'd
rather just have a nice quiet ridell we want to talk,
but we'll talk.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Yeah, but you know.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Otherwise, Yeah, I don't. I don't need where the disco
ball and.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
They have a whole like convenience store inside of it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, there's gonna be like a couple skate.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Couples only Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I like it looks like a Poconos resort.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
I never take the candy out of the free water though.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Hell, alright, four what he is the phone number you
can hit us up of the text over to two
to ninety seven. Were gonna take a quick break, We'll
come back. Plenty of news headlines, all the big trending
stories that people are talking about this morning. We'll cover
that for you. Next you're on the Woody Show. Covered
and guess what the Woody Show well on some of

(18:14):
the trending news headlines. Verizon users across the country had
no service yesterday, Verizon saying that their network quote experienced
an issue. Oh really, I'd say the outages started around
ten am yesterday. Caused people's phones to be stuck in
that SOS mode no signal whatsoever. Wasn't all Verizon customers,

(18:36):
but it was a lot.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It was you.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Verizon has eleven point two million subscribers in the US. Again,
not all, but there was a lot. Also, news broke
yesterday that Pete Rose had died. He was eighty three.
He was found by a family member at his house
in Vegas. The cause of death still unclear. He had
just on a meet and greet in Nashville the day before.

(19:00):
Oh wow, Yeah, no, player in the one hundred plus
year history of Major League Baseball has had more hits
than Pete Rose four thousand, two hundred and fifty six
of them. He also managed the team from eighty six
to eighty nine, and in that time he was gambling
on baseball well and over and ended up getting banned
for life. So no Baseball Hall of Fame for his

(19:24):
nickname was Charlie Hustle, but he was inducted into the
w W E. Nice Hall of Fame. Yes, it was
yeah for doing what for being a legend at Borkindellia,
for getting beat up a lot at WrestleMania.

Speaker 11 (19:40):
Every single time he wol show up at WrestleMania, he
would run his mouth against some team that he played
in that town and usually came with tombstone him and
throw him out of the ringtone grade, Yes, how do
you know that's not a verb? Come on, power bombed
two stoned dude.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
So our friend Tony the Whipping Boy, he was walking
through I think with Caesar shops in Vegas, and there's
like a memorabilia where they sell like cards and autographs
and stuff, and Pete Rose had like a standing, you know,
kind of signing meet and Greek kind of thing set
up in there. And so my buddy Tony, he's a
big baseball fan, goes in there and there's all different

(20:18):
things that you can have signed his ball or just
a little photograph or whatever. And he goes, well, how
much for this? And he's oh, jeez, forget it. And
he goes, well, how much for this? Oh geez, forget it.
The lowest cost thing was like super expensive. I forget
exactly what the number was. My friend goes, geez, talk
about Charlie Hustle. Right, he got grabbed by the back

(20:40):
of the shirt and thrown out.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Of the store, really disrespect Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Here's Pete Rose when he first admitted that he had
been gambling on baseball. Did you bet on baseball? Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I did, And that was my mistake, not coming quean
a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
That was wrong. I'm just stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Worst thing ever did in my life. I've bet on
baseball in nineteen eighty seven and nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Did you bet on your own team? Yes? Did you
ever bet against you?

Speaker 12 (21:11):
You know?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
No, No, that'd be the last thing I'd ever even
even consider. That's because I want to win every game.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
So ye, I believe him, and he's way too competitive.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
I call me naive, but I really don't understand what
the problem with this is. You're not throwing a game,
you're betting on your own team, So who cares?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, still still a big no no. Why Well,
I don't.

Speaker 9 (21:33):
Know, because I thought the whole point was you don't, well,
it's legal, but that you don't want to throw her
own besides the fact.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
That it was illegal's if anything, he.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Opens the door a couple of times. Number One, it
was illegal at the time, not like we have, you know,
betting apps and things now completely illegal. And then number two,
I'm sure that all these leagues you know, at the
time were frowning upon betting of any kind for people
who have any influence in the game. What's soever? Yeah, right,
so it wasn't even I understand what you're saying, but

(22:04):
I feel bad for him too. I think you should
definitely still be in the Hall of Fame. I think
I think Bonds and McGuire and all those guys, I
think they should be in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, they made the game exciting. Yeah, a couple of
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Love Baseball was essentially dead when Mark McGuire and Sammy
Sosa had that home run battle in whatever nineteen ninety
eight nine, whatever that was, and that brought so many
people back into baseball. They was so exciting and of
course juice whatever, let's go, come on. People want to
see touchdowns in football, they will see home runs in baseball.

(22:39):
They would like to see a goal scored in soccer something.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Look look at the old timy days when sports didn't
have the same equipment or the same training. They we
set in records constantly. Bring the juice.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
People want to see slack. It goes. Also, NBA great
to ken Ba Mtumbo died. He was only fifty eight,
death brain cancer, which he was diagnosed with back in
October of twenty twenty two. Matumbo surrounded by his family
when he passed eight time All Star, four time Defensive
Player of the Year. He was inducted into the Hall

(23:13):
of Fame in twenty fifteen. Wasn't he seven something? He's
a huge dude like he was in those There was
a Geico commercial feature he was defense seven two. That's
a big dude. Crazy. Police in Seattle have quote lost
twenty three guns. You guys, Oh, they don't know where

(23:33):
they went. This is only discovered during an internal audit.
Those weapons missing since at least twenty seventeen include glock
pistol frames, shotguns, firearms from officers lockers. The incident is
under investigation. A police spokesperson says they're implementing quarterly audits
and they're exploring better tracking technology. Quote, we're doing our

(23:55):
best to ensure that we do better good, and we're
gonna keep looking for them. It's good you lost twenty
three guns.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Your best sucks.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Let that be your excuse to the police next time
you're in trouble. I'm doing my best, my best. I'm
out here to doing my best. Direct TV has announced
that they're buying rival Dish network. Guess how much A billion,
eight hundred million, eight hundred million, A billion.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
A billion, two hundred million.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Try one dollar. Really, Wow, the price is so low
because they are agreeing to assume Dishes billions of dollars
in debts. Yeah, there's still a few hurdles to clear
before they can close the deal, including the Dish bond
holders accepting a reduced debt deal. But if you're a customer,
they say, you probably won't experience any big differences at

(24:44):
least at first, because Direct TV says they don't have
any plans to make changes to the existing dish brands.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I wonder what the play is. But I mean, you
have all the satellites that you can make money off
of somehow. Yeah, so I guess the TV thing is
like what ever?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
All right, So there's a uh, let's see, there's a
couple of different ones I want to go with here.
All right, so there's a story. I'm going to show
you a picture and uh, you guys just try to
guess and the payoff here for everybody listening, I know
there's a picture on the radio. We're gonna see if
anybody in the room can guess what these guys got
busted for. Okay, just by looking at the picture. Okay,

(25:24):
d Greg, you're the best describer.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
The dude on the left looks like Dave roll in
thirty five years room.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
He's kind of got like a mustache, go tea looking thing, longer.

Speaker 8 (25:33):
Hair, ray go tea long hair, Yeah, baggy eyes. The
guy in the right looks like he has no teeth,
a big gold miner style mustache. Huh yeah, one of
those cleft chins and shaggy hair.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Two white trash looking individuals for sure. Okay, so what
what do you guess? These guys got busted for moonshine securities,
yeah right.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Medical malpractice, in trading, trading, hooking up with each other
at a truck stop, okay, drugs Okay, Well, uh no,
it's looting, actually looting. You know when people go looting
during a storm or a rise or.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Something like that. Oh dear, they hit the fancy places.
You know, they want luxury items or electronics, like, you know,
some really cool like kicks or purses, whatever. But these
guys and can you guess where they're from? Oh, they
got arrested for looting a Donald Trump merch store.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
They were out on patrol. The cops are just looking
in the area for anybody who might be looting around
Hurricane Helene. And the men they were loitering outside the
closed business plaza that's where the Trump store is, and
they had a bunch of the merch on them, including
a super sweet Trump cowboy hat. And when the cops
asked them, hey, where'd you get all that stuff? Where
it come from? They broke out the menace excuse generator

(26:58):
and they said the items had washed up from the hurricane. Yeah,
phone drive, yeah, still in packages.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Yeah, it's a at all.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Of course that wasn't true. And so they were arrested
and they were taking the jail and you can check
out their mugshots. I'll have I'll have menace put it
on our Instagram story.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah asta, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
This way you can see.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, you got to see this for yourself.

Speaker 8 (27:22):
What's even worse is during a major storm, Hurricane Helene, whatever,
what have you, is when people have evacuation orders and
then other loser, low lives go in and rob them.
Yeah's evacuated. Special place in hell for those people.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Absolutely, And when you catch them, do we prosecute them
or is that another group of people that we don't prosecute.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
I think crime is legal still right for certain.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Certain things, certain things misinformation, you'll go to prison, right,
But like, if you're destroying somebody's livelihood, oh you're all good, Like,
oh so what you destroyed a small business? But you
perpet your weed, some piece of misinformation on social media?
How's has got evacuate it? Yeah, we're going to try
to cancel you and have you fired from your job.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
Oh you were off on your taxes by eight dollars. Yeah, jail.
The government loses all kinds of money. They lose jets,
they lose all kinds of thing. Police lost twenty three guns.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Right, but you're short five cents yep, and so forty
years and we're going to send you a letter with
how very much a stamp is now? Yep, Greig would know.
I haven't sent anything for the mail forever.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
It's like seventy cents, seventy.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Dollars, seventy dollars. I can't believe sending a letter now
seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
That's going to be seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, but when we spend seventy thousand dollars to send one, like,
what's the point of even I don't understand it.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
There's no way whatever's in that envelope is worth seven
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Way doesn't make fun, No way.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I always said that when stamps hit seven million dollars
that I would stop sending things.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I can't believe they made the seven billion dollars.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Ye here credible.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
You're still selling as well? Yeah, this is nobdy. So
I have collected all the nominees. What do you show
employee of the Month for September. Now the month is over.
We're officially into October MENACE's birthday month. Yeah, I mean

(29:18):
what day one day one of the of the birthday month.
And so yeah, I got some of the submissions that
people sent on the text. Also I saw what you
said on email. And then also around the room we
ask people who do you think should be the Woody
Show Employee the Month for September twenty twenty four, And
quite honestly, it was a very very easy decision for me.

(29:42):
Good all right, this makes them officially a two time
winner of the Woodies Show Employee of the Month. Ladies
and gentlemen, mister Bort Brady give that for September twenty
twenty f For congratulations, Bort, I will be sending you

(30:03):
your sixty nine dollars cash prize. Also, there's another plaque.
What are you gonna do with a second plaque?

Speaker 11 (30:10):
I mean the first plaque actually ended up with a
listener I gifted you did, Yes, I gifted it to
a listener he is a huge fan of the show.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
And uh, your least autograph it for me?

Speaker 13 (30:20):
Did?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
I did?

Speaker 11 (30:21):
And it's actually in a vet clinic right now because Yeah. Yeah,
so taking up a vet clinic in town.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, well see, you're you're really out nothing because now
you have another one on the way, ye Employee of
the Month September twenty twenty four. Here's the thing. Bort
is a guy who at all times is balls to
the wall with you know, his responsibilities and what he does.
An incredible attention to detail, which I appreciate. You know,
he is the opposite of slacker. Takes a job very seriously,

(30:49):
takes a job very seriously. He's got a lot of
things spinning at any given time. He's certainly one of
the busiest people around here. And what really kind of
set it over the top, and in addition to all this
stuff that he normally does, was when we were out
over the week of Labor Day and just the going
back into the archives, finding the audio, getting it ready

(31:11):
for that whole week where we went back through the
last ten years, ten years worth of audio. It took
a lot of work, It took a lot of planning,
and a lot of that fell on board. I mean
I was going through suggestions and talking to Bared about it,
and we were going through things, but he had to
actually go in and put it together, that stuff and
get it all together and make sure that it ran

(31:33):
as as planned. So Bord, congratulations, employee of the Month.

Speaker 13 (31:38):
Up.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Anything you'd like to.

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Say to your fans, I would like to say, thank
you for listening to the show. Thank you for all
your support and everything we do and and for all
the hard work I give. But you know, for everything
that you said, Wouldie, and I appreciate every word of it.
All I had to do was just run my mouth
and I would get so many votes this month.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Maybe I should do it more often?

Speaker 11 (31:59):
What do you mean applying the oh yeah in my
mouth and being you know, as verbally honest with sea
best as I possibly can. I think I should do
it more often.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
You're so terrifying.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
What do you have to be?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Like, dude?

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Are we cool?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah? That was an amazing moment.

Speaker 8 (32:15):
Yes see, Like what you do on a daily basis
is the pie. And then the eulogy was the ice cream? Yeah,
the amde Yeah, that was Greg's dessert. That was died
for Greg. What was the thing at the end that
you memorized that?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
This is when it was Sea Bass's birthday and we
were all eulogizing him as we always say like, why
wait till they're dead. So we all went around the
room and we had stuff to say to Seabat and
Bort definitely had something to say because well Bort hates
his guts of course, and so he came in and
just ranted against Sea Bass. At the end of it said.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
He capped it off with f off and die, you
bald f but you're already dead, so off, f off
and die.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta say, like, uh, everybody on
the show gets along, you know very well Sea Bass.
He has different times with different people, but I don't
know other than bored, like bored legitimately hates him since
day one. Yeah, to Sea Bass core, he hates him,

(33:26):
ground floor hatred, Like I don't think anybody else has
that kind of core.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Him.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
If if I if I went and said, like, well,
who else with maybe maybe Greg, but even Greg.

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Even that's kind of gone away.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Sammy's gone away, Sammy Sammy.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Target.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
But do you hate him? You can be honest?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, two of us like and.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
So yeah, when you become a target, it's just like
so relentless from him on and off the air all
the time, and you just don't even know what to do.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
You can't escape.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
It's very frustrating.

Speaker 9 (34:11):
But I've noticed that when you pushed back on him,
he kind of retreats.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
A little bit, And I like that, does he Yeah?
I think so.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
He has very random insults at you. Yeah, that's the
thing is that it's for no reason at all, because
I've seen that. I've seen that theory on the social media. Yeah,
like you know, that could be true. Pulling hair or
putting the frog in a girl's lunchbox kind of things.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I mean, Morgan might have some hatred too, because he
rips on her in our meetings too.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, I mean do you have do you have hatred
for for like legit hatred for him? Honestly? No, I
love sas.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Apology.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I think he's so funny.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, and he doesn't pick on me, So I'm cool
with this.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I just know who he is. I know, you know,
it's like I don't even bother with the hello's or
the how is your weekend? And that's how he wants it.
And you know, so I picked the path of least resistance,
and I appreciate the work that he does and the
things that he does for the show. And that's it,
you know, that's and that's yeah right exactly.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
He wants a quiet uber ride from all of us.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Absolutely absolutely, Well, anyway board, Congratulations month September twenty twenty four.
Let's do it again next month. We're gonna take any
quick break more wood He shows next hang on. I
just want to thank everybody who listens to the show
and who was all in with the Woody Show. You know,

(35:40):
we get these report cards, ratings to come out every month.
They come out every week really, but every the month
is what everybody, all the muckety MUCKs look at. And
we've been on again quite the role for I mean
a number of years. But we got another one of
these report cards yesterday and everything is fantastic. So thank

(36:01):
you for continued support of the show and for listening
and continue to tell everybody about it. I mean, even
in some of our other cities, like some of these
newer cities that were in or whatever. I mean, it
was just all good. Hell yeah, it's just all good.
And so I just don't want it to be lost.
As we're doing things and joking and crapping on sea bass,
how much yeah, just you know how much we truly

(36:21):
appreciate the people that listening who are all in with
the show, So thank you very much. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seventy have
some of the feedback from you know, the employee of
the month, and we're talking about Sea Bass and how
Bort and Sammy truly hate him, says Sea Bass weaponizing

(36:46):
his autism for content is what makes this show legendary.
Oh wow, this one says, is from the seven six five.
Sea Bass picks on Sammy because she would never do him,
and it just reminds him of his aging. Interesting of
a twisted compliment that is delivered with a turd attached.
Just my theory.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Uh interesting.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah, I'm with Bort. I can't stand Seabets. I think
Sea Beasts is a crush on Sammy.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah see I don't get those vibes though.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I mean yeah, yeah, I mean everything always gets twisted
into a crush. Oh he's mean to her. Oh he's
nice to her, you know, like yeah, when is he
nice to her in general?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
General? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
I see. Well, look, if you want to give us
a call eight seven seven forty four. What he is
the phone number. Hit usup of the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. It is the first day
of MENACE's birthday month. Yea, Menace has his birthday month.
Wish no bucket list, bucket list, thank you back you
not to be confused with the wish list. That's what

(37:51):
horse have on Amazon. No Amazon here. Yeah, this is
MENACE's bucket list, Yes, for his birthday month. Call it
what you will. It is coming up next, Glizzy, Michael
sounds like it's an unadvertising word to me. It's Zettler.

Speaker 12 (38:07):
We have a true leader.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
We have a term saucer Zzy Sun Glizzy, and we.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
It is Tuesday morning.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
It's October, the first, twenty twenty four, first day of October,
first day of MENACE's birthday month. Yeah, my name is Woody.
That is the birthday month. Let's go let me can
you get a sixty years yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look who it is SeaBASS Hey he enjoys the birthday month.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
He does does.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
There's Greg Gory, good morning, There's Gina Grant, good morning, Sammy,
good morning, good morning. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
text open to two two nine eight seven and not
only is it MENACE's birthday month. In sports, the MLB
Playoffs they'll start tonight. Game one of the World Series

(39:10):
will be October twenty fifth. Oh wow. The NHL season
gets started this weekend with the first two games in
the Czech Republic, and then the new NBA season starts
on the twenty second. This month. In movies, the New
Joker sequel that's going to be out in theaters on Friday.
Venom the Last Dance that's going to be out on

(39:31):
the twenty fifth. I like those Venom movies. Yeah, those
are fun, They're super fun. They are. Then see what
else do we have? Oh? A ton of fall TV
shows are back this month? Abbott Elementary Sweet that's back
on the ninth. Season four of American Horror Stories starts
on the fifteenth, and Shark Tank is back on the eighteenth.

(39:53):
I know a lot of people like Shark Tank and
who quit Mark Cubans leaving the show now he's I
think he's This season, they're gonna they're gonna switch that
guy from the Kind Bar Company. That's one of those
shows where I don't know that there's a new season.
There's five episode love it. And finally, the holiday is

(40:13):
Russiashana that starts tomorrow night. Yon people starts on the eleventh.
Columbus Day, can you still say that that's on the fourteenth,
And then of course Halloween on the thirty first?

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Did they change Columbus Day?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Most Indigenous People's Day some places?

Speaker 13 (40:31):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Italian?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Well, for young Kaport it's the day of atonement. So
if if I've wronged any of you, I'm really sorry
to work out.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yes, yes, get a toned.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Anyway, So those couple of things happening in the month
of October, but really the big focus around here at
the Woody Show it's October.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
And you know what that means.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
It's menaces birthday month.

Speaker 13 (41:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Fu well, we are twenty six days, about fourteen hours
or so away from menaces birthday you guys, wow, Yeah,
birthday month twenty twenty four. Huh, don't call it a
wish list. No, he's been here for years. Yes, it's

(41:28):
a MENACE's birthday month bucket list.

Speaker 13 (41:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
And if you're a new listener, I've been doing this
for years, and I put together a bucket list every
single year.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
And this therefore it's okay.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah, therefore there's nothing new. This is all the stuff
that I like to accompably doing this. Yeah, yeah, within
the month.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
All right, So these are these are all your quote goals,
yes right, in no particular order, in no particular order.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yes, all right. So let's see what do we have
here the buck list for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Now, I just have you know, fifteen just as humble.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Yeah, fifteen asks yeah, that he'd liked to throw out there.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
And if Eddie Woody show listeners are out there that
can help us complete these tasks, they say like, if you're.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Gonna be leaving money to your friends or family when
you die, it's better to get with a warm hand
than a cold hand while you're still alive. Yeah, well
this is where Menace does it with an open hand.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yes, so please email us.

Speaker 10 (42:26):
You don't have to have these things, but if you
know someone who might know somebody, ye yeah, reach out.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
So email at the woodieshow dot com if you can
help out. So first off, now I try to complete
this last year, and it almost happened, and so I'm
gonna tweak it just a little bit now, you know.
I wanted to kick a field goal during a football
game during the yeah, just like thuring halftime, because I've
seen little kids do it before. But that was a

(42:53):
little too hard to do it during halftime. So what
I would like to do is just kick a field
goal at eight and T Stadium. So if anybody knows
anybody at at and T Stadium or with the Cowboys,
I love to, you know, maybe on off day, just
grab a football at this kick a field goal.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Some guys can hit the scoreboard, yeah of course. But
oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Also number two, I would like to shoot baskets at
the new Into It Dome. So yeah, you know, again
it does have to be during a game if this,
you know, if the Dome is empty one day and
we have a basketball laying around, just let me shoot
a couple of hoops.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
You don't let me actually play in a game. To
be clear, it's not during a game, to get clear.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
That would be cool.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
It would be cool.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
It would be cool.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Now.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Number three easy, I would just like to do a
you know, appearance on camera during the new Fast and
Furious eleven movie that's getting shot. Yeah, so just like
a short cameo. I don't have to have a speaking role,
but maybe it's a guy in the background waving. That
would be cool the camera. Could you read a script?

Speaker 13 (44:03):
I can?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
You know?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I can memorize one. Yeah, I don't have Could you
be the hot chick dropping a scarf?

Speaker 14 (44:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, I'm willing to wear a dress, so fats if
fur it's eleven. Director, if you're where you at, I
would love to just, you know, be on camera for that.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Fine, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Number four.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Number four is to visit the Pizza Hut HQ in Plano, Texas.
I love you, Pizza Hut, and I think I have
a couple of ideas that I share and just take
a tour of your offices and maybe your test kitchen.
That would be super fun. So shout out, Pizza Hut
if you're listening. I would love to stop by the
office and say hello. All right now on the food tip,

(44:46):
I would also like to stop by Panda Express's innovation kitchen.
Oh that would be fun. Yeah, to check out your
innovations and maybe try a couple of them. Uh, where's
that that is in Pasadena, California. That's doable, easy, we
have air planes. We can get anywhere we want anywhere,
all right, moving on, now, this is for the whole show,

(45:06):
and I think it would be super fun. Maybe we
can accomplish it because we know people that know people
that know people have the Woody Show on Family Feud,
real hard. That would rule.

Speaker 10 (45:20):
They do those theme days where it's like the Gronk
Family versus radio show versus.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Radio Show's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Super fun fun. That'd be fun, all right, Moving on
now this is more for Greg, but I also enjoy it.
A million dollar listing, Josh Altman, I would love to
take a tour of a mansion with you, and Greg
would like to come along as well.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'm about to pass out just thinking about it.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
That would Josh, if you're listening, or Josh's brother, We
would like to take a tour of any any mansion
that you happen to be selling laying around, laying around,
Josh Altman, if you're listening, Okay, I looked around my
house and I happened to own a lot of products
by this company, and I would like to take a
tour of their offices as well. They Yeah, exactly, that

(46:09):
would be jbl jbl I I just noticed I opened.
I own a lot of your products, and I would
like to stop by your office, okay and talk tech
with you. Now here's another.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
One to the office. Yeah, these are all the things.
This is when he says like like a cubical tour,
like get out of a.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Cubic Well, they do a lot of like testing their
technology and things like that within their h he.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Wants clearance to get in those rooms.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Sometimes you do need clearance for that. Moving on, we
have the list. I would just like to, you know,
fly to Fiji on Fiji airways on my way to Japan. Okay,
So I would just like to stop in Fiji. Yeah,
just for a couple of days and then move on
to one of our favorite places.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Can I go with you and stay in Fiji?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah? Sweet, I'm sure we can do that in Fiji.
I hear is quite lovely and I'd like to do
that on Fiji airways if you happen to be here
that two minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
But how would you know unless you go. I'm I'm
just looking at the list so far. So far we
have nine out of the how many things fifteen? This
is the first one that you can just do, like
you don't even need anybody for.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
That, not just yet, not at the destinations that from
the places I would like to leave. It has not
started yet. No, So I like to get on some
of that.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Like Fiji Airlines doesn't go to Fiji.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
From the from the place of origin that I would
like to leave from doing that.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
That's okay, But about I'm saying, like, if you're willing
to travel to all these other things for all this
other stuff, and why cant you just travel to like
an airport where they're they're leaving I'm saying. I'm saying, like,
if you want one of these things to happen, you
can do this.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
I just could. You don't have to go to multiple
places to do it. I'll like to just go from
one place.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Gotcha, all right? Number ten other Birthday month bucket list.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Moving on, I would like to give away now. I
accomplished this before. I gave away a very large television
thanks to our friends at tcl I. This time around,
I would like to give away a golf cart. Oh,
I've always wanted to give away a golf cart on
the show. And I would like to hook up with
somebody and be able to do that for one of

(48:25):
our listeners give away a golf cart.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
It would be like, here's the keys to the golf
cart and the keys to happiness.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, enjoy. So probably won't do that via our Instagram
at the Woody Show. Now, there's a lot of people
that live near this HQ and a lot of people
ask me. Don't ask me today, but my hair. I
get a lot of questions about it. What do you
use for your hair? And I use Suavesito in Suavesito

(48:52):
palm made and they actually have a really really cool
HQ where you can actually buy merchant clothing, different brands
and things like that. It's a really cool spot and
a lot of our listeners live next to it. So
I'd love to do a listener meet up at their HQ.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Of a suave Asito offices.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Yes, at their HQ. They do a lot of events
there with like a lot of people that we know.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
But like, what's the number one question to get about
your hair in Menace?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Usually where I get my haircut and what product I use?
And that would be Suavesito swav Asito.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yes, I just learned. You have learned something. I thought
Palm e was a brand. No, it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
No, all right, moving on number twelve, I would like
to take at least a tour. I don't have to
stay in it, but just I want to go inside
of it. And I've been trying to do it for
like ten years and people tell me they can give
me a tour and it never comes through. But the
Palms Casino in Las Vegas has this thing called the
Hardwood Suite. Oh yeah, and where you can shoot baskets

(49:50):
in it once again. Yeah, and it's a basketball court
inside the suite. I would just like to go in
there and just just see it.

Speaker 14 (49:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
And then now moving on to this next one, del Woody,
I would like to do this with you, all right,
and it might it might be possible. No, no, no,
it's called Ride zero G.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
You're down to it. Yeah, that's the they also called
the Vomit comment. Yes, it's where they take you up
in a big airplane. It's where they use the train
astronauts and it, uh, it goes up and forget how high,
and then it goes into a nose dive. And then
during that nose dive you are weightless. Wow, because you're
just kind of hovering and floating there. And that simulates
the weightlessness that you would experience in space, and then

(50:34):
it evens back up and then goes right back, starts
climbing again, and then it does another nose dive.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
Now can we bring Greg? I would my penis amputatius.
I wouldn't do that. I literally wouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
For five I looked it up and they got some
flights in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
All right, this isn't that how they filmed Apollo thirteen.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Some of it?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Yeah, yeah, you could do flip.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
It's pretty cold. So how they filmed an okay, go,
yeah too, pretty cool?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
All right? Also almost done, almost done. Number fourteen is
another jet and I can't take it just yet. They
might have some flights before. It's called aerojet, and I
would like to take aerojet to Palm Springs because they're
gonna start doing that pretty soon.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Aerojet.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Check it out. It's semi private airplanes.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
They're well, they're they're they're they're private jets, except they
modified them. Yeah, they modified them just a little bit.
And so you can book like a seat or you know,
just a couple whatever. And yeah, sometimes you get it
to yourself. Sometimes you don't. But yeah, Okay, you avoid
the Spirit Airlines crowd?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, so the jet If you're listening,
I like to take your new flights and the last one.
And I would love to be a part of this
because I think we can start doing a lot of
giveaways with them and it would be fun. But visit
UFC headquarters. That's uh, yes, Morgan wants to go.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Yeah, yeah, just thinking about it. Talk about riding zero
G Are you talking about visiting you? I would throw up,
scream my pants.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Oh my god, that'd be.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
A good first.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Dana White, if you're listening, yes, bring a bucket.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
All right, Well there's a Menaces birthday wish bucket list.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
I'll posted on our instagram. So if anybody can help out,
please reach out email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
All right, So kick a field goal at at and
T Stadium, not during an actual game, or also shoot
hoops at the new Intuit Dome. You want a cameo
in the Fast and Furious movie Easy. You want to
visit Pizza Hut h Q. Yes, you want to go
to Panda Express's innovation kitchen. You'd like to get the

(52:52):
Woodi Show on an episode of Family fuse. Yes, you'd
like to tour a mansion with Josh Altman a million
dollars million dollar listing. Yes, Yeah, you would like to
take a tour the super exciting offices of JBL. Yeah
you want to fly to Fiji. Yes, on Fiji Airlines
on your way to Japan. Yes, you want to give

(53:14):
away a golf cart since people are always asking about
his hair. He wants to take an office tour of
a Suavecito. No, I would like to do a listener
meet up, listener meet up and an office door of
Suavecito or somebody was not surprised that Sea Best didn't
know about the hair products since he doesn't have it
here fakes and then take a tour or stay at

(53:36):
the Palms Casino in Vegas in their hardwood suite. Yes,
ride zero G the Vomit Comet plane with you with
me with number fourteen, take aerojet to Palm Springs, and
then number fifteen visit UFC headquarters with Morgan.

Speaker 10 (53:55):
This JBL facility tour looks pretty rad actually, manas they
have all kinds of different like setups and difference things.
Would you like to come along see they have something
I've always wanted to go to.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
It's an Annochkak chamber. It's one of those zero sound chambers.

Speaker 10 (54:09):
I think there's no you walk out on a net
because there they can't have any echoing surfaces, and apparently
you go insane in after like thirty seconds. You can't
hear like you hear your own blood pumping in your head.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Oh that's cool, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I think that's I think I could do that. You
can't handle it? All right, Well, you're gonna take a break,
we'll come back. We got some more Woodies Show coming
up for you next. Hang on, Hey, what's up everybody?
Just a quick little note that the Woody Show we
are hosting an event at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa, yes,

(54:40):
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(55:01):
November the first. It's a free event, only opened the
people twenty one and older.

Speaker 15 (55:09):
But it's a Woody show.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Well when we had MENACE's birthday month bucket list, got it,
nailed it? Yeah that nice nice noise, No nice nice nice.

Speaker 13 (55:28):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Anyway, we're talking about the Bombit com at the zero
G plane. Yeah yeah, climbs way up there. It's like
a Boeing something. It's like a commercial jet. It's huge
with no sea, no seats, right yeah, and then you're
strapped in for the climb. Then you release your your
harness or whatever, and then they just start nose diving
and you become weightless. Super cool. And somebody from U

(55:50):
see New Orleans CJ texting in the zero G flight
the only way Woody loses weight. Hey, oh disgusting. Nailed it,
hashtag discussed.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
That's what they're saying, Like the field, thee like to
be wayless.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Didn't get that water to to do it, yayss. So
any we're talking, of course, like space stuff and everything else.
I forgot to mention. So SpaceX launched that mission this
past weekend with two empty seats, which would be filled
by those people who are stuck on the International Space Station.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
So yeah, swing by and grab them.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
They're they're coming back to Earth in February, but the
the mission is underway, so they launched the rockets chill
for four months.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
I know, right, I saw that headline and I didn't
understand it.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Yeah, I was just reading about it on the BBC,
so uh yeah, they said the capsule docked with the
I S. There was a small problem and Miss Burnham
one of the okay, so this is the Falcon rocket
stages made it land in the ocean. Oh yeah, because
one of the you know, you know how it's supposed
to land back on the the SpaceX rocks or the

(57:02):
rockets are supposed to yea, the're supposed to land, probably
landing in the ocean, so doodle. Yeah. But they love
that stuff over there, like they get it well, at
least when they're doing all the testing face stuff. They
they love it pretty much. Insane. Would you go if
you're still up there? I don't know. I mean, do
I got Netflix and you're never going to be up
there again?

Speaker 8 (57:19):
If you do?

Speaker 6 (57:20):
And at what point do you just at what point
do you have sex just out of boredom?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Right?

Speaker 9 (57:25):
I mean even if I was at home and I
was an astaurant's wife, I'd be like, oh, you know,
you totally have to. Yeah, oh right, yeah, I mean
just first of all, just how would that even work?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Go find out? That's a god. Imagine some of the
tricks you could do, you know how, like the Harlem
globe trottles will spin the ball on their finger, you
know what I mean. I thought they've had sex, Like
you could mount.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Some dude pull your knees bell crow to the wall, so.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You pull your knees to your chest and then he
can like spin you like a basketball on top of
his wing.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
I never even thought of that.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
That'd be so cool. Okay, I see what the deal is?

Speaker 10 (57:57):
Great to answer your question, so this they have regular scaled,
jeweled missions and like stuff they're completing. So because of
that schedule, Yes, the Space Rescue mission got there, it
was launched, but they still are coming back to February
because of the timetables they have ran first.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yeah, okay, look, your your replacement flight is never as
convenient as you would hope it would be. Yeah, when
they get you rescheduled, yeah, it's never like you know,
the direct flight back, like, yeah, we're gonna put you
on the plane, but your NonStop is now two connections exactly.
I hope changes a really good voucher for for a

(58:33):
future flight.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
You guys, just FYI, there is a discipline called space sexology. Yeah,
well you can study it, but is real human research program.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Have people done it in space? Not confirmed? Okay, because
people have asked that no one's ever fest up to it.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
But I would think that that would be like one
of the first things that they would.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Exactly had to have joed right.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
They probably they probably spanked it inside of their like
there's there whatever the yeah, there their space sleeping bag.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I know what the SpaceX stuff the toilets on the ceiling,
so you're pooping upside down.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Because there's no such thing as a ceiling, just.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Because I know, like when the when the shuttle, the
shuttle would go up it was it wasn't like it
was above the Earth right side up. It was up,
so the cargo bay doors were facing the Earth, Okay,
and that's how it orbited around. So I guess yeah,
in that case, I don't know how these SpaceX ones
go or how they orient themselves when they're in orbit.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
I think you just like.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I'm saying, but it might be the quote ceiling when
you're down on Earth would be like once you're up
there in orbit, depending on how the spacecraft is oriented.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Yeah, I'd be afraid when I'm landing that that thing
is going to break and spray everywhere, you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Know, yes, yes, as you're hurling through the atmosphere with
fire outside the windows, about to splash down into the ocean.
I'd worried about getting a little copy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Well, I have bigger words. I told you about the
James Web telescope thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Oh yeah, to hear about this? What's this? Yea, he said,
big news, big news. I haven't seen it on any
of the news reports, but there is. There is a
guy on the internet. No, there's multiple places. But you played,
you played us the report that you were and he
was just it was just guy anyway, he was.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
A guy was breaking down. So the James Web telescope
has detected something that is coming towards Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
It's a heat of alien aircraft.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
He says, yeah, well it could be because it changed
your directory, directory, trajectory and director and nothing ever does that.
And now it's coming straight for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Okay, Yeah, so big news. Everybody heard about it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Google it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
David Muir was all over it. It Google James Webb
tells it. I'm watching the Today Show. They can't stop
talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Se bass menace.

Speaker 10 (01:01:07):
This is what Greg, like we always say about any
of these things, is Oh listen, that's an interesting phenomenon
explained so far.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
I'll see.

Speaker 10 (01:01:13):
We could either look into it more research what the
natural cause is or or oh wait, aliens come and
right for it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Bigfoot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
It's a it's a fleet. It's a fleet of alien
space bass city size, city size a space riding on
the monster. And it's crazy. It's like the never ending
story going insanely fast.

Speaker 10 (01:01:37):
But you see what Greg's saying here by a sea
bass is that you could apply that to any natural
phenomena in the past, over human history, Like what's that
thing the shooting across the sky?

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
My mom used to tell me, like when there was
thunder and lightning, it was the angels bowling.

Speaker 8 (01:01:55):
They brob you first. And if it happens, I will
apologize for not being a believer. Oh I will upset.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I will because I do not believe. That's what I
always said. If if all of a sudden I die
and I'm before Saint Peter, my words will be my bad. Sorry, Doc.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
You can see where a fellow might be skeptical. Right,
so here we are right, My bad? Sorry, I hope
you gets bloked.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
All right, more Woody shows. Next thing on the show
will be right back.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
I'm trying to get kicked out the nuts for twenty bars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
This is the show and time for an ad babe
or an eye roll?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Tell you the story I try to guess is Greg
gorganna think this is an odd babe main situation or
will be a tremendous eye roll from Greg. Story involves
a dad from South Carolina. His name is David Jones.
He walked thirty miles to get to his daughter's wedding
in Tennessee over the weekend. It was supposed to be

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about a two hour drive, but the roads were blocked
by flooding from the hurricane. He told the people, the
first responders and the officials and stuff that were like
trying to stop him that he just had to be
there at eleven am to walk her down the aisle.
So he ignored their warnings and he hooked it for
five and a half hours. He had to climb over debris,

(01:03:19):
he got stuck and knee deep mud. At one point
he made it about twenty miles before somebody picked him
up and drove him the rest of the way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Here is David and his daughter talking about his adventures.

Speaker 14 (01:03:33):
I said, you have to understand, my daughter's getting married
at eleven o'clock this morning, and I'm going to be
there to walk her down the aisle. I have to
climb six seven foot tall piles of debris, of old
fences in huge trees.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
That's so emotionally moving that my dad loluves me that
much that he would come and go through all of
that to get to my wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Nice story, a babe or eye roll? And then I
have thoughts. Okay, okay, I'll say Greg will think it's
any roll.

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
I think it's the biggest of abab that has I mean,
my god, what a like he really bond?

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Yeah, he really wanted to be there for his daughter. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Literally, so a babe menace YEA true man right there, babe,
Sammy babe sea bass.

Speaker 10 (01:04:22):
I don't see the downside other than lack of planning.
But that doesn't really And I can explain why later
if that comes up, why.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
He would have to do this? Yeah, that was my
main question. Here's my question to answer that question, Greg,
He lives about thirty miles from where the venue was,
so he didn't have to go.

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
We didn't have to be there the night before, a
hotel or anything like that. That's because that's usually how
weddings are. You're already at the area.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Applicable in this case. Okay, uh my initial thought.

Speaker 13 (01:04:47):
You are a bull liar.

Speaker 12 (01:04:50):
You are a bull fing liar.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Wow. The dad, Yeah, you think he's lied? Yeah? Yeah,
And I think this is just him. Something else went on.
I don't think he he's not walking that, he's not.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Going through knee deep mud twenty miles over.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Climbing over debris and by the way, there's all this
stuff going on, and like, okay, so your dad is trapped.
There's a major storm that blows through. You can't like
postpone it for a few hours or to you figure
out like how to get your dad if he doesn't
live that far whatever, you can get him to the
venue to walk it down the aisle just has to happen,
like right at that specific nobody would understand.

Speaker 13 (01:05:31):
Come on, you are a liar. You are a liar.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
I'm just saying you guys can buy into it. I'm
not buying it. That's fine, and maybe it's true.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I think there's some girl dads out there that would
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:44):
Yeah, girl, dad, a great glory if you would do it,
But I know it would be a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
This is a babe for me.

Speaker 8 (01:05:54):
As the story stands, My eye roll would go to
the daughter, like you just pointed out, and I thought
that the same thing. It has to be eleven point o'clock.
Get the dad's walking there, give him a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Did you tell by the way, he didn't tell anybody like, hey,
I'm walking there. Somebody couldn't picked him up a mile
four as opposed to twenty. You see what I'm saying, Like,
there's just a lot about this. It doesn't add up
for me. There's a couple of holes in the story.
But yeah, that's the house without a cell phone as.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
It stands, total a babe. Yeah, I mean it's an
important day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
And did he have his his suit? Was it in
like a rucksack or you know?

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
And he said it only took like five hours. I
find very impressive.

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
I mean that's a fast walk. Yeah, yeah, no, I
mean there's a ton of questions exactly where were his
wedding clothes. Did he arrive all muddy?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
He did.

Speaker 10 (01:06:46):
There's photos of his shoes which are all kicked him
out as you might Imagineeah, but like these are like walking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
But apparently he didn't even tell her about it until
the reception I walked here.

Speaker 10 (01:06:55):
Yeah, but see that's a total guy move, is you don't? Yeah,
you just suck up and do it like burden other
people with it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Yeah. Yeah, So that's why she wouldn't have moved the
time from eleven.

Speaker 7 (01:07:04):
And sometimes venues have multiple weddings throughout the day, Like
this is your time eleven, The next one's happening at two.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
You got to be out under the circumstances. Can you
bump me to the end of the day. Yeah, exactly,
see what I'm saying. I know this would been a
problem if she'd got married. Whare of menace?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Uh the Taco Bell Cantina Yasina in Las Vegas. That's
the right Vegas strip, that's right there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah no, yeah, yeah, your eyeballs and Gordidas yeeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
No, degree, you just walk out of your hotel room
is on the strip.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
We got some more Woody show next hang out wood
show them me right back. So we are opening up
the phones for the first world problems. If you've got
one and you want to call in and you want
to share yours, now would be a great time to call.
The phones are completely cleared out. Eight seven seven forty

(01:07:54):
four woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty
four woody. I've got so many any first world problems,
I just don't know which one to pick. All right,
do a handful? Well, I mean I could, but we
want to save some time for the people who are
calling and who are texting. So these little things that
just annoy the crap out of you. What are one

(01:08:17):
of those things that you got so upset about? But really,
if you stop to think about it, not that you
can't be annoyed by it. You certainly can, because it's
frustrating and annoying in the moment, of course, and you're
otherwise pretty charmed life. And that's the thing when you
get that perspective, whether it's seeing a news story or
one of the other things, or you know, someone shares
some really terrible news with you and you're like, wow,

(01:08:38):
I can't believe I was freaking out the way I
did about whatever happened at Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Yeah, I might be the luckiest person on earth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, oh my god, can you believe I was at Ralph's. Okay,
this happened. I had one stupid thing, one thing at Ralph's.
And you know how they give you those cards, you
got to bring it up to the front counter so
they can give you the actual products for certain things
now a library. Yeah, and so like I'm like cool,
So I said, hey, can I get this here in
this self checkout line? They go, yep, sure, Actually, you

(01:09:04):
know what, we keep those in the back. Wait here
all right. So there I stood for like seven minutes
while this person had to run to the back to
get something that should just be on the shelf. But
people can't stop from stealing, right yeah, right, banks, Society's.
And then they come back and then it's the self
checkout thing, so it says, please put the item in
the bag. It's one thing. I'm just holding it. I'm like,
damn it, please wait for assistance, damn it. So I

(01:09:27):
just kept like snowballing, and then uh, yeah, that's a
that's a first world problem.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
My biggest one is when you're waiting for like a
new phone or something and you get.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
Like a sorry we missed you tag on the deliver,
and then you're hunting it down. You're trying to go
to headquarters before they ship it back.

Speaker 9 (01:09:44):
That is my numbingly frustrating. And then I realized that
I'm a lucky sop.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah. They're basically sending a computer that you put in
your pocket to your house. Yeah yeah, yeah, but I
just can't get it yep right this second.

Speaker 13 (01:09:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
All right, So if you got a first world problem
that you'd like to share, some silly little problem that
you've made a mountain out of a molehill bounce this
I've ever had. We have the Mars Rover, but we
don't have a good raw. Yeah, it's realistic, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
I would love to do that too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Show. It's another new hour of insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your time. This morning. We are the Woody Show.
I'm Whatody. That's Greg Dory minutes. Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Good morning Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
It's his birthday month, you guys, it is. Yes, there's
a Gina grad we got Sammy, we got Sea Bass.
All right, so phones are open for your first world problems.
Do you have a first world problem that you can
share with us. We're gonna give you a little perspective,
because sometimes it's what it takes to make you realize that, hey,
you know what, in the grand scheme of things, well
it may seem like a big deal to me right

(01:10:47):
now in this moment, so bad it really truly is
the first world problem. I told you, I've had a
number of them recently. One was involving the new iPhone.
When I got it, and of course I want to
go set it up, and said, oh, well, uh, doing
it this way over the cloud. Your phone should be
ready to go in about forty five minutes to an hour.

(01:11:09):
And I said, okay, great. So I started at about
you know, five thirty in the evening, seven thirty, still nothing,
nine to thirty, still doing it. I went to bed
with it still doing its thing. Woke up the next
morning for work, it was still trying to set up.
It wasn't until about seven o'clock the next morning that

(01:11:32):
finally it was ready to go. Why does that take
so long? Why does it take so long? If you
if you have direct TV and you know you have
to reset the receiver, why do it takes so long?

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Just to come back up. Well, you have so much
stuff on your phone, that's my doing it so long.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
I do, But I think everybody's got a lot of apps, right,
oh a million and a million?

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Right, yeah, exactly, like all your text messages that have
content in it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I know, but like does that take hours and hours
even over high speed? Like you could download a four
K movie no time at all. But meanwhile, I mean,
how much do you have in the cloud? Like I
don't know, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
It just but it took out. We're trying to give
you answers.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Also, we've been traveling a lot and so you know
quick turnarounds.

Speaker 6 (01:12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
And the washing machine broke, Yeah, so had I go
getting had to go to a laundry map.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
Really, which is something you said you'd never do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah, well I sent my wife, but still like, oh god,
I'm not going to have enough stuff. Yeah, to turn
it around the time we figured it out. Still first
world problem. And then there was a thing. I was
trying to watch football in the bedroom as I was
packing for one of these trips, and that's when the

(01:12:51):
soundbar became disconnected to the TV. Yeah, so I had
to repair, not repair, but like repair it through the bluetooth. Yeah,
but the remote that I needed to get to the settings,
the battery quote unquote was dead. Although it's one of
those remotes that doesn't even have a physical battery, so
you have to plug it into charge it. Oh my god,

(01:13:13):
So I just watched football silently geez while the remote
then recharged.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
Wow, how did you even know what was happening?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Yeah, first world problem.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
Just as your TV, you have a built in like
crappy speakers.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I don't like that sound.

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
It's the worst choice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
What do you think I bought a soundbar like you?
All right? My soundbar vibrates. It's so annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
Yeah, vibrates like when it's I don't think that's a soundbar.

Speaker 13 (01:13:38):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Oh yeah, So we're gonna get to your calls here
eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four, woodie,
And we're gonna compare your first world problem to one
of these that sucks stories. And let's go to the
phone and say hello to Eddie. Hey, good morning, Eddie.

Speaker 12 (01:13:57):
Hey, good morning you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
All right, so what's your first problem?

Speaker 12 (01:14:02):
So yesterday the PlayStation network, the whole systems were down
me and my buddies had planned to like hop online
after work.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and you had to meet in person.
That sucks, right, hang out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
They couldn't just play in chat over the internet. It's crazy,
all right, Well, Edie, your PlayStation servers were down and
so you couldn't game with your buddies. But what about
this story? This guy in Florida was at a restaurant
having a lovely breakfast with his wife when he sneezed
so hard that parts of his intestines came out. He
sneezed them out of what hold. He's sixty three years old,

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had recently had surgery to remove his urinary bladder, and
the staples that were keeping the incision closed had just
been taken out that morning. So when he sneezed, he
said he noticed a quote wet, sensation and pain and
his lower abdomen, and when he looked at he saw
several loops of that word right there in that context

(01:15:05):
is so gross. Several loops of pink bell protruding from
his now reopened incision.

Speaker 8 (01:15:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
He went to the hospital doctors. They able to, you know,
push it all back into restitch them up. He's okay, now,
no real damage done, but dude, that sucks.

Speaker 13 (01:15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
So I don't know, man, whose problem would you rather have?
I mean, think about it. Don't rush, don't rush, really,
I mean your problem.

Speaker 12 (01:15:32):
My inside to the inside of me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
So is my problem? Yeah? All right, good good, yeah,
all right, Eddie, thank you for listening to this show.
We appreciate your call. Man, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:15:44):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
You know, all right, you know Edie, there's Eddie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
If you got a first world problem made seven seven,
let's go to Ben next. Hey, good morning, Ben, Hey,
Good morning, guys, good morning. How about your first world problem?

Speaker 12 (01:15:58):
All right, So, my wife and I, because we're we
love our daughter. She just turned sixteen, so we got
our new car, but not a brand new car. He goes.
He gives a sixteen year old a brand brand new car.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
My neighbor, Yes, my neighbor did so.

Speaker 12 (01:16:11):
It's a twenty fourteen, you know, a great little car.
But it has enough to keep her safe on the road.
And so she was driving it around yesterday. We're leaving
her at her school because she's still learning, and she
goes to the trunk of her car, and she goes
behind the trunk of her car starts looking for a button,
can't find a button, starts to wait for lag her
foot underneath the trunk and it's still not opening up,
and she goes, oh my gosh, what is this. This

(01:16:33):
trunk doesn't even work. And so I said, baby, you've
got to come over. There's a lever here in the
side of the car. So she got a set because
she had to walk around from the trunk to the
side of the car just to pull the lever open
the trunk.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Live.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Wow, that is so much better than hood than my
first car because I had to buy it and it sucked.
I think it was a death draft. Wow. All right,
but but you survived though, so yeah, which she ra,
I mean, when you're sixteen, do that sucks? Sucks?

Speaker 13 (01:17:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Well, let's compare that story to this one. The family
in Australia. They ended up in the er after an
Italian restaurant served them insect repellent. They ordered cranberry juice
and got two glasses of citronella instead. Here is the
family talking about the experience. Warning fun accent ahead.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
Cambry juice came.

Speaker 15 (01:17:28):
My daughters went to gulp it down and they both
spat the cranberry juice out and said it's poisons. It's
like really disgusting and like how you'd expect like intechnicalant
to taste like so like somebody had poured fire in
your stomach and I was scared that I was going
to die and it felt like you had pins and
needles in your arms and legs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Yeah, I sucks, all right, But uh, who's problem Ben?
Putting up with your your braddy sixteen year old daughter
who's also low experience at a first world problem there?
Or would rather be drinking citronella when you think you're
getting something else.

Speaker 12 (01:18:03):
I'll take such aanella over menaces taco bell reception dinner.
Real well, I'll take my daughter's problem.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Got it all right? Thank you very much, Ben, appreciate
the show slander, by the way, Yeah, okay, all right,
thank you Ben. Let's go to uh Arion.

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
Hey, good morning, good morning Moddie, and happy birthday month
to menace.

Speaker 13 (01:18:31):
For you all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
What is your first world problem, sir?

Speaker 13 (01:18:37):
Well, I'll work from home. I'm a tax accountant amongst
other things I do. I work from home for a company,
and uh I have a setup with like three monitors,
so have their laptop but I don't get clients all
the time, so I want to work on my own stuff,
so connect my own laptop and as soon as I
do that, boom, a call comes in and I have
to switch it over. I'm looking and it doesn't and

(01:19:00):
you'd have to take it off, put it back in,
and once you're done, I'd go back to my personal computer.
So it's like I can't get anything done with working
from home, you know, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
All right, we'll see and people say that working from
home is it rough?

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Come on, all right, well check out this story and
see who's probably you'd rather have. It's a woman in
Florida who was returning a book to the library. When
she went to drop the book in the little drop box.
You know, the box is swinging metal door snapped back,
trapped her finger inside, which also had an artery, so

(01:19:36):
there was blood gushing everywhere. Part of her finger even
fell down into the drop box. Library employees got her
finger out from the bottom of the drop box. They
put it on ice. They got her to the hospital,
but unfortunately not able to reattach it because there were
too many severed nerve endings. Ah damn, So an out

(01:19:56):
of order sign was placed on the library's book drop box,
and uh, yeah, there you have it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
So who's probably would you rather have my friend?

Speaker 13 (01:20:06):
You can call that blood on the library floor? I
would rather have my problem.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Yeah, that's all I figured. That's all I figured. All right, man,
thank you so Mommy, appreciate listening to what the show
and thank you again. Wow. I mean not everybody can
be as lucky as Greg to get a classic Mustang
as a first car. Somebody pointed that out on the text.
I'm like Greg and his pristine Mustang.

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
Christine, Yeah, got a sixty five Mustang is his first car. Yeah,
it was like the knife. It was then my cousin's car.
Then there's a classic car. Yeah, hole in the floor,
expect for it to be brand new.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
It was part of his trust fund. He would use
it on the way to water polo and I got
it entry.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
I love how your and that my car was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
They play water?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yeah, yeah, you know what's got the best water polo team? Harlem?
The Harlem water we heard about all the time. It's
the Globetrotters and their water. Yeah outside Chicago. Well, there's
your first world problems.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Like Christine Kills.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
We got more Woody Show next, Hang.

Speaker 8 (01:21:16):
On the Woody Shows, comically large, disgusting, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
I've had a number of those first world problems here
just just recently.

Speaker 13 (01:21:32):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Also, I was on a plane I really annoyed because
there was a USB outlet so you could charge your phone.
Mine was the one that didn't work always. Yeah, the
public ones never were. Yeah, it's everybody else on the plane.
There was the worked fine, that was the first world problem.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Yesterday, I still have my first world problem of I
cannot find the Welsers Grape Ghost Energy trench. I tried
three different places yesterday. Still can't get it. And I
went I was like, oh, I'll just get my backup.
The Warheads flavor. Well, when I was at the target,
all they had was the Creamsicle flavor, and I hate

(01:22:15):
creams the cole and it was filled to the brim
of that because of course, because it sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
No cream School is a good flavor. I can't speak
to the ghost energy drink version of it, but Creamsicle
is delightful.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
All the good Sour Patch kid flavors were gone.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
My candy drinks are in stuff. Yeah, yeah, Sam, we
found this hard to believe. I had some sour patch
kids on me. Yeah, and up until last month, I
had never had a sour patch kid. Yeah, I just
that's not my kind of candy treating.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
Getting a little bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
That was before my Yeah, they weren't handing that out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Your buddy's a fat Yeah, more.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
More chocolate. The only kind of like fruit gummy type
can't well to gummy type candies that I like Cola bottles,
little gummies that tastes like cola. No, that's not the
cola bottles, No trash can is the ones you bite
like the not the wax ones or little syrup inside.
They look like little gummy bears, but they look like
little like glass bottles of Coca Cola.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
They're delish, they are they are?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Are they?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
I thought they were the same as like all the
gummy worms really charged different from Yes, and.

Speaker 6 (01:23:32):
You have to get like the specialties sto.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Down the street at the convenience store what.

Speaker 15 (01:23:39):
They do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Yeah anyway, and then uh, Swedish fish. I do like those,
but I'd never had a I had never had a
sour patch kid. What about red vines? You don't like those?
Not like red vine red vines better than Twizzlers too,
vision disgusting. But the sour patch kids somebody. The first
one I had was the people that we were traveling with,

(01:24:01):
and they had the strawberry flavor. I try that, like,
these are fantastic, really, and someone says, well, wait till
you try the watermelon. Yeah. So I went out of
my way made a special trip just to try the
watermelon because this is my new favorite thing. The watermelon
is not as good as strawberry.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Really, it's all right, they hit different.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Watermelon is the standard one that's everywhere. I think strawberries
new I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
I don't really like the watermelon either. Yeah, the strawberry
is good. Oh, speaking of Swedish fish, Ghost does make
a Swedish fish version, and I saw you drinking one
of those.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
The other day.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
I thought you didn't like Swedish fish.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
I like to drink.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Yeah, yeah, but I thought you didn't. Like we were
talking about something else. Oh they make like like Rita's
makes the Swedish fish.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Oh yeah yeah, probably yeah so good. Yeah, probably that's
why I didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
But man, it's try Vitamin Shop or g NC. Really,
yeah for the Ghost grape yeah, I got vultures.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Well, yeah, here's the thing. Here's the thing, and I
I'm sad because it's so hard for me to get
and I might get disappointed. That's what happened to me
with the Coke zero Oreo thing. It took me forever
to get it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
It was terrible and it was terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
So I might get sad because I'm like trying to
get it and then I'm too high. I overwrite myself
for it and it might not be good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Uh. Somebody said, the massaging seats in my new car
don't quite go quite high enough to reach the part
of my back that hurts.

Speaker 8 (01:25:26):
Massaging seats in a car.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Yeah, my car has those massaging the seat. Yeah, not
like an extra No, No, it's like it's it's in
this it's part. It's like kind of like a very
weak ass version of those like Sharper image chairs that
you to sit are the ones you see sometimes at
the airport or in public places. It's it's a version
of that, but it's it doesn't really do anything. It's

(01:25:51):
just it sounds like that you'd never use my person.
Whatever my son gets in, he immediately starts that up.
I'm like, you can't even feel that, dude, that's what
you said.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
I thought you meant you had like one of those
things that has like the beads the would be.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Yeah, yeah, here you go. This one says my boyfriend
packed my bags and brought the wrong colored pipe that
I wanted for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Yeah, the vibes right for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
That's a loser stoner problem. I get it. I bought
new couches and now the robot vacuum gets stuck. Yeah,
it's just it can't protect the costical.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Who makes those usually is Robot Robot. Yeah, and then
they have like ninja ones. Oh, there's this new thing
called the the Ninja crisper. Have you heard about it?
Took stuff in the studio. It's uh, it's basically like
the air like an air frier, but it's just like
a lid thing that you just put on top and
you can like cook anything in it. Oh, I have one.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
I was you want me to bring it in? It
goes on top of your like crock pot.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Okay, so Chrispy Crispy.

Speaker 4 (01:27:08):
Oh yeah, it's a lid.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
It's like an air fire lid.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:27:13):
I'm happy to don't it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Is it Ninja because everyone's going crazy for the Ninja one.

Speaker 10 (01:27:20):
Okay, because we can like just like that stupid blunder
bottle you were hyped up about two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
No, No, and was crappy?

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
Was the upside down bladder that he was like raving
about it and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
It was just it turned out to be a piece
of garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
Oh I never on those, but you were raving about it. No,
I was because that blad Jet blood jet. No, he
wanted the blended Now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
I heard the commercials and I thought, all, this might
be good because it has to like a US beach
thing that you could just use it in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
I was just hyped because it had cool collapse, like
you can have a spider Man one. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:54):
Yeah, that's of all your blended beverage needs in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Where would you keep your spider Man lab blend jet
to make sure everybody saw it? Yeah? Apparently for the
gummy Cola bottle fans out there, you can get them
in Costco sizes and they selling the Costco apparently. Yeah,

(01:28:18):
any more first world problems before.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
I have to throw away my suitcase because that the
stupid the stupid handle won't go down off the track.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
He's got he's got to force a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
Tried.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
I put my whole weight on it, and it wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (01:28:34):
It's the same one distands me when we put the
car like stuck and I just and then I jammed
it down and it worked. And then now it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Like okay, time to go to TJ Max.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Exactly. Yeah, hit up the Max. Can't you unscrew it
and like take it apart? Yeah, I don't get the
people that spend big money on suitcases never understood, Yeah,
because I'm not talking about carry on stuff. I'm talking
about like the stuff that just goes under the playing
that they're throwing around going through all the you know,
the twisted series of belts through the airport and onto

(01:29:06):
the carts and out to the plane, like TJ Max.
I spending big money, not that you can't get something decent,
but like where people are spending so much money. I
told you I've saw this a number of times now.
People buy these like covers to go over their suitcases
when they check them in, and they're putting like tape
around them to hold this stupid like cover on so
it doesn't come off. It kind of ruins the effect

(01:29:28):
of your really nice, over the top expensive luggage.

Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
Yeah, although Greg, I can see you buying a suitcase cover.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Yeah, I don't get a scuff on my suit. We're
just talking, right for the break, about people who spend
a ton of money on luggage just for it to
then we're talking the stuff you would check it would

(01:29:56):
go under the plane and through the airport and the
baggage handlers around. Yeah, everybody. I had something here about
celebrities and they spent how much? Oh, like Jay Z
and Beyonce. They bought their daughter Blue Ivy a barbie
for her first birthday that had one hundred and sixty
diamonds set in white gold, and they spent around eighty

(01:30:18):
thousand dollars for a barbie for a one year old?

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
All right, would you think you're allowed to play with
the barbie?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
No, that's just something you hold on to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Lady Gaga paid about fifty thousand dollars, thank you. See
Bash's let that door slam any time. Fifty thousand dollars
for a ghost detector. Apparently she is afraid of evil
spirits and has her hotel rooms scanned for paranormal activity.

Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
Correct that's what he's been saying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
She's right about that. I remember hearing about this. Nicholas
Cage paid two hundred and seventy six thousand dollars for
a dinosaur skull. That's pretty badass, though, which he later
found out was an artifact that was stolen and had
to be returned to the Mongolian governments.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
It sounds like a movie, yeah, one of his movies.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
He also spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars on
a pet ocopus. Oh wow. Yeah, this octopus apparently had
helped with his acting. I don't know how that works.
But he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's one of those guys.
I really like his work. But he's so strange, very.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Nice if you've ever talked to him, the nicest guy
on the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Yes, he was on a flight with you know, with
me on recently and he got off the planet's like,
is that Nick Cage And he was just holding his
baby Wow, like one of those baby slings. It's like
a little baby. Yeah, damn. Tyrese Gibson bought his daughter
an island when she was eight years old. We don't

(01:31:40):
know the price, but I can only imagine Yeah. Back
when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were still together, they
reportedly spent seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars on four
gold plated toilets. That's red. There you go for a
first world problem when I'm traveling and I don't have
my butt washing toiletslet or gold played the toilet man,
That is really a bummer.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Well, can't you bring a snap on?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Yeah? Can you imagine traveling.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
With that with your bidet?

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
So cool. And those are over the span of twenty months.
Elton John spent four hundred and eighteen thousand dollars on flowers. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:32:16):
He spends that like a couple hundred grand a month apparently.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
And during a lawsuit with his former manager and accountant,
he told the British High Court, I just like flowers.

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
Yeah, it like something it dies in three days.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Yeah. Victoria Beckham reportedly bought an iPhone designed by Stuart Hughes,
hand crafted with one hundred and fifty grams of twenty
four carrot gold. It cost thirty three thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
Dollars because it goes out of date.

Speaker 6 (01:32:44):
Yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
And finally, Hadi Montag and Spencer Pratt spend a million
dollars on his crystal collection. Their last million million on
a crystal collection.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
Oh my god, do you know who I found out
has like travels with crystals, like honest, carry on and stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:33:03):
Is our buddy bird crusher He does like spiritual crystals
or like yeah, or like fine China.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
He was talking about going to and what's he doing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Well, he likes to expect. He's kind of like Gina
in that way. Gina likes she'll try and things anything.
But what's what's your line? I thought that was a
really good line when you said, like I want to
I want to believe, or I want to.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
I do I want to believe.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
It's just a lot of stuff works. It just never does,
and she's willing to try it just to confirm that
it doesn't really work.

Speaker 6 (01:33:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (01:33:34):
If there's a difference between like Okay, I'm gonna look
at some quartz or whatever and packing it on your
damn suit.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
You need that energy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Is he a nervous flyer? That's what he said. That's
why he said he always well, one of the reasons
why he always drank.

Speaker 9 (01:33:48):
But if you're bringing crystals, that's like your dumbo feather,
you know, like you've decided that's going to keep you safe,
which is you're just fine.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
And if he believes it and it works, but it doesn't.

Speaker 10 (01:33:59):
No, no, no, no, this is Sammy tries to excuse
the placebo effect this way, like, well, if it makes
you feel better, waste all the time and money you
have on it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Yeah, why not? I feel that way about religion. I mean, yeah, likes.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Not saying it should be illegal. I'm just saying, you know,
help yourself by doing something real.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Dick to marijuana eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you
can hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven, will be right back. Yeah, this
is the Woody Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hi, Yah, it is the
Woody Show. It's the first of October. Yeah, today's uh well,
first and foremost, it's National Raccoon Day. Oh nice, perfect,
first day of menaces birthday month. And look at that.
It's a National raccoon Day.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Today is also International Coffee Day. Yes, Greg, I know
you're a wine fan, but how do you feel about socket?
Not a fan?

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
I like warm sockey, I don't like cold.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
I don't like it hot or cold.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Can't get into it. I tried both. Yeah, can't get
down that. It's a World Vegetarian Day, National Homemade Cookie Day,
congratulations Greg. Today's International Day of Older Persons though, thank
you for honoring me and also thinking of Greg. CD
Player Day. You still got your compact discs? You she

(01:35:45):
recently gave them up. No, that's sad. Also, Greg, Balloons
around the World Day. You know, if you're thinking about
getting rid of your balloons, just release them into the air. Yes,
it's a Model te Day. Yeah, and it's also National

(01:36:06):
Fruit at Work Day. So also, Greg, congratulations get getting
that delayed, getting getting that? And geez, I have a
feeling we're gonna hear a lot about this kind of
stuff as time goes on here. But somebody is reportedly
trying to sell a Diddy porn tape that features a
quote high profile celebrity.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
I'm sure they're out there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
What do you mean, did he he he'll get out
with some many famous Yeah, I mean, I don't know,
but I'm sure like anybody and everybody who will get
at one of those parties who at the time thought, man,
this is crazy, this is wild. Yeah, all of a sudden,
it's like, oh, oh yeah. Jelly Roll had a sold
out concert at Massive Square Gardens. He played Central Park.

(01:36:52):
I saw a video where he's like, guys, this is
the first time I've ever been to Central Park. So
how crazy is that? Like, you've never been to a
place like Central Park, but the first time you're doing
is you're playing this huge concert stage in Central Park.
And he got a police escort through Manhattan so he
could be the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Yeah. So here's a clip from when he's riding the
back of that police escort on his way to SNL.
He just can't believe it. Listen, y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
I normally don't broadcast is kind of insanity when it happened,
but this is the most insane it's ever been. But listen,
now I'm getting a police escort through Manhattan to go
to Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Babey, what though my life?

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Right now? Y'all, that's gonna be credit for a guy
who is in jail right and now? Yeah, so the
cops are involved, but they're giving him a police escort
through Manhattan. Pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
Now there's a country singer. Is his name Ernest? Is
that how you say his name correctly?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
I don't know that's a question for Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
Yeah, Sammy sounds right, Okay, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Not a real country fan.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
Every single it sucks like I just heard him do
like a two hour interview but they never said his
name out loud, but it. He came up with jelly Roll.
He was like in high school and he used to
buy weed off jelly Roll. They also happened to be
friends with who has God? Who's the other biggest country
star of today right now? The young one Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Mark Wallen Waling Grin is like a radio guy that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Some names Sammy. They all knew each other before they
were famous, and they were just talking about how they
recently got together, and we're like, wow, like what the crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Right now? Yeah, pretty crazy. Also a sn L. You
see Maya Rudolph is back to play Kamala Harris.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Yes, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
They did one of those cold open bits. It was
Danny Carvey is, Joe Biden, Andy Samberg, Jim Gaffigan also
part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
Yeah he crushed.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Yeah. This past weekend kicked off the fiftieth season of SNL.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
I absolutely loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Congratulations in the store or in play for Francis Bean Cobain,
the daughter of Courdy Love and Kirk Cobain. She's now
a mom. She announced the birth of her new baby
and the dad is Tony Hawk's oldest oldest son, Riley Hawk.
Nice and they named the baby Ronan Walker Cobain Hawk. Okay,

(01:39:25):
and you know who else had a baby, Logan Paul
and his hot ass fiance, Nina agall Agdahl. I think
she was. She's a model. She was like in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Edition or whatever. It's a girl, their baby
and they named her Esme Agdall Paul.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
It's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Yeah, Oh, here you go, menace. Since it is a
National Raccoon Day in the first day of your birthday month. Yes,
I feel like nobody even remembers Cocaine Bear at this point,
but the parodies are still coming.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
Like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
There's a clip from a new movie. It's called crack Coon.
The description when a synthetically altered street drug is discarded
in the woods by a drug dealer during a car
chase of police. The fallout proves nothing less than horrific
as an innocent raccoon eats it, transforming it into a

(01:40:17):
nightmarish killing machine straight from the bowels of hell. With
unsettling campers, tourists, and residents of a mountain community all
in close proximity to the epicenter, no one is safe
from the monster's unrelenting rampage.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
Oh my god, we got to do a screening with listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
I was just gonna ask a please, I have a
clip from the trailer. It's probably a bear. It ain't
no bear. I think I know what it is.

Speaker 13 (01:40:47):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
No rules hard. You can watch it starting today on
screen Boy. Screen box is available like on your phones
and on Roku's and all that kind of stuff. But
I want to see it on like a month. I
can make some calls. Greg Gory, Barry Williams, the Brady

(01:41:13):
bunch YEP says the Brady Bunch kids all hooked up
in real life.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Yeah, he says that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
He says, quote, we all hooked up with each other
at some point, not necessarily while we were filming, which
makes it sound like, you know, every boy got with
every girl and whatever. That's not the case. Barry says
that he just means they paired off by age. So
Greg and Marcia, Peter and Jan Bobby gave it to Sindy.
He says, quote, I dated Marie McCormick, Chris Knight dated

(01:41:39):
Eve Plumb and Michael looking Land and Susan Olsen had
a little mock wedding at one point. So, yes, we
all hooked up.

Speaker 6 (01:41:46):
Didn't he hook up with Florence Henderson at point?

Speaker 8 (01:41:50):
They went on like they went on a like a
very uh safe, cute date, very edible.

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
Took her out to dinner or something like that. All right,
and Ellen DeGeneres has been doing a lot of press
for her new comedy special and in one of the interviews,
she revealed that she has been hit with a triple diagnosis.
You guys ostia porosis gez oh. She mentions that in
the special o CD right and adhd oh, okay, I'll

(01:42:18):
give it the ostia porosis. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Did you watch it yet? No, I haven't watched it yet.
I didn't realize it was already out.

Speaker 8 (01:42:25):
I checked it out. Yeah it was good, Like the
content was good. She makes herself seem like a victim,
you know, like, oh, everybody hates me and blah blah blah.
The content was good, it was funny. What ruined it
is the stupid audience. Good god, she could have just said, hey,
I just murdered a puppy like every three seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
That's a good audience. I mean they get one of
those audiences.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
How do you experience that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Yeah? Good god? She did joke though. She goes, I
don't even know how I'm standing up right now. I'm
like a human sand castle. I could disintegrate in the shower,
right because the ostia operosas, which by the way, runs
in my family, and so we have to do like,
you know, like I'm encouraged to do these tests, but
I did one of them. They're like, no, you're totally fine.
So maybe it's skips a generation.

Speaker 9 (01:43:11):
The joke, diabetes runs in your family, because nobody runs
in your family.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
Getting that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
That's pretty good. I like that one, and uh here finally.
Hot Ones host Sean Evans says that he's been trying
to get The Rock on the show for years. He
got close once, but the Rock made a very specific request.
He says he got a note back saying, would you
be willing to do it? But instead of wings, can
we use grilled salmon strips?

Speaker 6 (01:43:36):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Oh huh anti wing?

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
In my head, I was like, uh, you know, I
had to hear that come from his own mouth. But
that's as close as we gotten and then it fell through.

Speaker 9 (01:43:46):
If he's that healthy then or maybe he just doesn't
want to be perceived as eating anything that's like junk food.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
Oh, he has those cheat days which are notorious and
posts all over his chicken wings junk.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
Food like flash fried or something.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Chicken wings are not good for you, manis They're not? No,
they're so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
Then he has those out Dave.

Speaker 16 (01:44:07):
Yeah, you have to schedule on the hog out Shy,
we're gonna shimoda, We're gonna sits Shiday, and.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
You know we don't do Starting with the celebrities, I
thought for sure they had jinxta oh, but they didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:44:26):
He made it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
He's one hundred years old today. President Jimmy Carter. Yeah,
it was essentially a corpse. He's out here at this point.
President Jimmy Carter is one hundred years old today. Zach
Galvinakis is fifty five. Randy Quaid cousin Eddie Yeah, is
seventy four. Brie Larson Captain Marvel and she was in

(01:44:49):
that that movie Room, which I like her.

Speaker 8 (01:44:51):
I think you hated that started room with the kidnapped kids.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Yeah, I like the shed.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Yeah, I thought it was pretty. It was it was good.
Brie Larson is thirty five. Menace, one of the Bash brothers,
Mark McGuire nic he broke Roger Merris's home run record
in nineteen ninety eight with seventy homers on steroids. He
was never going to get in the Hall of Fame,
but he's sixty one today. See he broke the home
run record with sixty one. Oh, how do I know

(01:45:18):
this guy?

Speaker 16 (01:45:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
I know how I know him? He was Richie's brother,
Bob and LaBamba and he was also on NYPD Blue
And he's the villain in the Newest Mission Impossible movie.
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:45:29):
His name is not at the top of my head, like,
what about head?

Speaker 3 (01:45:32):
Nothing good? Morales eSIM Morales, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
I mean related to NADII Morales love.

Speaker 6 (01:45:43):
What's today?

Speaker 4 (01:45:44):
Natalie Morales? No, oh, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
Off the top of my head, I can't think of
what I'm thinking of anyway? Is Sim Morales is sixty
two years old today? Wow, he's old. Sarah Drew doctor
April kemper On Gray's anatomy is forty four. Julie Andrews
is eighty nine. Who knew she was live? And who
knew that Rod Carew was still alive? Major League Baseball

(01:46:13):
Hall of Famer Rod Caru, He's seventy nine years old.
I would have thought he died before, Babe Ruth. That's
how I mean in my mind, that's how old he was.
Your porno birthday Today is Kitty Jane, and she had
to get shock absorbers installed on her knees thanks to
her work in one hundred and thirty eight fine films,
including I Love My Gnecologists Volume fifteen.

Speaker 13 (01:46:34):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
She was in Here Kitty Kitty volume one, also anal
Conda Volume three, Nice anal Angels Volume one, and she
was in Fisting Frenzy Volume four. Oh God, but really,
who can forget her una role in the holiday film
Sammy Drunk Sex Orgy, Winter Wonder Bang.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
That is my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
I watch it every year at the Hollow.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
It's on Hallmark Channel, right, family, it's never it's like
watching that on Hallmark kernels the same as like when
you watch Goodfellows on AM series. It's like just it
doesn't hit right. Yeah, that's Kitty Jane, who's thirty four
years old today, and that is your porno birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that a little look what's happening in
the world of entertainment on this Tuesday morning. Here on
The Woody Show, We're gonna take a quick break more

(01:47:19):
Woody Shows next, hang on, don't go anywhere. The Woody
Show will be right back in sensitivity training for a
politically correct world. The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
I don't care about your feelings, all.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Right, Tye, the wrap up and get the hell out
of here. Everybody Tuesday Podcast waiting for you to go
to the woodieshow dot Com. October first officially menaces Birthday Moment.

Speaker 4 (01:47:45):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Don't call it a wish list, no, it's a bucket
life list. Yes, is the annual bucket list is on
today's podcast along with the trending news headlines. Also, we
announced the Woody Show Employee of the Month winner for September. Hey, oh,
so if you missed at that announcement's on there. All
the other stuff that you missed all on the podcast.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com coming up for

(01:48:08):
you tomorrow. The Fulsome Street Fair audio in its entirety,
So on Monday's show we recap, not recap, but he
sent us some of those teaser clips and Sea Bass
is going to have the full and complete recap of
the Fulsome Street Fair twenty twenty four, that and more
tomorrow Wednesday here on The Woodie Show. In the meantime,
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(01:48:29):
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think about us randomly throughout the day, I'll babe, oh
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Woodie or find us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:48:46):
Yeah, Sometimes you just have to stay home because it's
too peoplely outside.

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
I was just having a conversation like that the other day,
and I said, oh, I think you were standing there, Greg,
because somebody said, when's the last time you've been back
to San Francisco, which you're from the San Francisco area,
you've been back to your parents' house with the city itself,
and you said it's been years. Yeah, once in ten years.
And I said, San Francisco is one of those cities
that is great if you could just get rid of

(01:49:14):
the people. I know, if it was post apocalyptic, yeah,
if it was just the city itself and the scenery
and everything else, it'd be fantastic way. And there's so
many situations that are just two people. You're right, absolutely
all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we appreciate you for that.

(01:49:35):
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. Smdublem I
quit this bitch.