The Woody Show October 2nd 2024 Podcast

Sebas at the Folsom Street Fair, News Headlines and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
See it's dune to the graphic nature of this program.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
It lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Egg. Good morning everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'll say it's Wednesday. Is October the second, twenty twenty four.
We are The Woody Show, and a good morning to you.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. There's a menace.
What is that, Woody. We've got Gina gram Sammy's here.
They're Sea bass. Yeah, we got bored. We got Caroline
Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. Good morning to you.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Vaughan is here our video producer. Phones. They're open eight
seven seven forty four. You can hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Greg
survived another flight. Wow, look at that. We are record
so far. We're coming at you from the beautiful city
of Dallas, Texas. You own like four million miles in
the last couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, it's awesome. I do love me some Dallas. I
think same.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Dallas is a great city. Yeah, so many great things. Army, Yeah, yeah,
I would compare it's kind of like Los Angeles, but America.
It's like if Los Angeles wasn't America, right, it doesn't
have the feeling because everything's very spread out.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
This is a car city, for sure. It doesn't it
doesn't have you know, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Have the vibe of like a New York or Chicago,
That's what I'm saying. So, but like it's a I
would say, it's la world class amenities and things going
to your home town, yes, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
And the southern charm you guys, I know last time
you went, I think Mennesota story about how the hotel
lady was super nice.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
We're super nice one super nice.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, but it doesn't.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
But the every freeway start isn't covered with graffiti and
razor wire.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
They managed that. I'm pretty sure you get shot for
doing it.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, which which is great.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We're happy to be here. Our Dallas affiliate, Dallas Fort
Worth affiliate is ninety seven point one The Eagle. If
you know anybody who lives in the Dallas area and
you're a fan of the Woody Show, just because this
station just came back on the air. The Eagles on
the air for many many years and then became a
sports station for like a year or two couple of years,
I think, and now the Eagles back on baby and yeah,

(02:38):
so help get the word out. So if you know
people in the Dallas Fort Worth area, just to help
us get the word out anyway, lots to get to
you on the show here this morning, ce Mass. Finally,
it's gonna give us all the details about the fulsome Street.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Fair live and from the from the mouths and other
things of the attendees.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, now you did say that you saw one of
the saddest things ever.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Oh yeah, there are many city of sad things when
you walk around San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Also just the fulesome Street Fair in general.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
You will talk about the people talk about, you know,
feces on the ground, which is still there the block.
Every block has three or four good piles of feces
that's still out there. But there's So when I went,
I took the metro actually, which is kind of a
scary thing when you've got luggage that includes you know,
thousand dollars of recording. But you go during the day
and so there's a metro this metro station is you go,

(03:26):
you go to there and press the elevator. I wanted
to go down on my luggage and stuff. It opens
up and there's it's a tiny little elevator maybe maybe
five feet square. I'm surprised it's even working because I
pressed the button and the front of it's all scratched
up and covered.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
With garbage, scratch, graffiti.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Well it rolls up and this, this little tiny elevator
opens with and half of it's taken up by a man, yeah,
sitting on a chair and he looks me over. He's like, okay,
you can come in, because I think he's used to
it opening to a feedinyl addicted zomb so he's officially
supposed to be there. Yeah, it's just it's just some vagrants,
see that. Who was taking up who's taking up residence

(04:02):
in the well? He sort of is, because that's why,
that's what I suspect. I had a suitcase, a duffel
bag and a backpack and so I can barely squeeze
in there. And he's like, okay, here we go, and
he's got a little clipboard. He looks at my bag.
He says, okay, two bags in a bag, all right,
But that's his whole day is And again it's it's
pitch dark in there.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
He goes up one floor and down one purgatory.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
It really is.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I mean it's it's a low expectation job, definitely.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Otherwise it's a toilet. Yeah, you know, but he's it's
this time. It can't be legal because it's again it's
it's me to Sammy. I'm in arm trees of Sammy.
We have more room right now that has all day.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, So that's one thing, man. Can you imagine being
even closer to sea best than you are, Sammy, Like
never getting an elevator with dream And that's your whole
day upper floor. The audio from the Folesome Street Fair
twenty twenty four. That recap is coming up a little
bit later on in the show. We've got some of
the trending news headlines, entertainments stuff. We got Porno Birthday
and all that other stuff that you know and come

(05:03):
to expect here on the Woody Show for you on
this Wednesday morning, Menace, What do you got for us?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, I'm glad that Morgan's here because she shared some
shocking information with me that she tried a Costco chicken
bake oh for the first time the other day, and
I held my questions about her review of the chicken bake.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Okay, because Menace has been preaching the word of chicken
bake for many, many years, saying, yeah, you look confused.
I'm very intrigued. I don't even know what it is.
Chicken bake. It's like a chicken bake is like a
hot pocket. So it's it's just like you would imagine
hot pocket, you know, any other kind of hobbits.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
So it's fancier. Yeah, I love hot pockets a little bit.
So it's got it's got the chicken in there, and
it's got like a sauce.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
They tell you it's a Caesar style sauce. Yeah, right,
so called Caesar dress. Somebody got really upset with you.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Said here, here's what I did is when I bought it,
I gotta I put Caesar dressing on it because I
saw it on the menu and I also, apparently being
too boojie, didn't realize that was inside.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, but they also sell the chicken bake in mass
quantities inside the Costco. But it's one of the things
they offered at the food court. Get the food court.
It's a bigger it's a bigger version.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Of it's different getting it at the food.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
It is bigger.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah, Okay, well, I gotta admit I got this one
from a liquor store and it was like a frozen one.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh it's not even Costco. Yes, it says Kirklands. You
know chicken bake. Okay, that's a store down everyone. I
thought it we had some fake news.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
However, then that's why I got it. I'm like, what
the heck they got chicken bakes in this liquor store.
I was on my way to watch UFC. I'm like,
I'm getting this right, but is it going to Is
it gonna taste different though?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
The because it is smaller and it's not baked and thereoven. Yeah, yeah,
you need theirs to handle this.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Liked it?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
I really liked it.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yeah, she still liked it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, it's instant diarrhea for me probably. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Sounds like but he'll eat the chicken salad, which is
just oil.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
The chicken star, their rotistory. Chicken salad is the light
definite mental problem when it comes to that, it's so bad.
So you say it so on a scale of one
to ten, when are you giving it?

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Give it an eight?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
So was this grab and go like it was hot
and ready? Chicken Pike?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
No, I took it to the house and I heat it.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
You prepare yourself.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
They're selling loose chicken makes.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
I was like, oh my god, I mean that's a
liquor store.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Move store on the way to watch UFC. No, she
didn't say I stopped for Caveyar.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Greg the microwave, stopped.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
For a buzz ball and a loose chicken bag.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, so it says, you know, preferred in the oven.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I did the microway and she still liked it, and
I still liked it.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Okay, but for reference, the once the ones she bought
in the box or they come in the box, they're
fifty percent smaller than the ones that sell the food.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
See.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
I was surprised by the size.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Okay, wow, I mean we have three people in this
room that have never had a chicken bake. And did
you grow up in Cambridge or something like Dallas. Yeah,
but they have Costcos humorous.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Yeah, I just got a Costco thing not too long.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well, it's eat.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
It's one of two things, man, It's it's either too
bougie and like you know, basic to do it, or
just not much of the stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
A fat ass. You can't even go to Costco without eating.
I've never gone to the food court me either.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
I love the pizza, but that's all I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I haven't the at the food court, but it's got
to be I don't know, maybe ten times total my
entire life, what all these years gone because I'm not
going there to eat. I'm going there again ten times
in a week would take us there specifically, it's not
it's not a destination to eat. It is for many
Americans and crosses a fine country. It's take it easy,

(08:53):
take a communists. I have a big question.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Do we still love mo Dang or have we reached
have we reached moodang fatigue?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
No, ask a question, yes, what exactly is mood Dang?
I see the name keep popping up?

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Moodang is this adorable little pigmy hippopotamus that's like two
months old, and she's real ornery and tries to bite people,
but she's slippery, very slippery. Moodang translates and tie to
bouncy pork.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
She's like a bouncy pig. Because pigmy elephants, for reference,
they full grown. They only get as large as like
a large, big old like heifer.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Right, So it's a little baby.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Little baby little baby, a tiny elephant.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
That's the baby version.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Sorry, I keep taking although I.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Love baby elephants so and now Moodang is even a
bitcoin like dog.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
If I wasn't off board before.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Was highlighted on sn L this week, which was fun.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Because this is because the crypto coin dog died whatever,
that's still going strong.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, but know, once Moodang has become an adult, the
Moodang is done.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
Right.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
We love She's a baby, your little baby Moodang yeah
in Thailand. Yeah, but once Moudang is older, kind of
like a poppy like who cares.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
And Moodang is like feisty and tries to bite people
and that's what makes it so funny.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
But do we still love her?

Speaker 7 (10:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Okay, correctly here she ages out.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I'll be totally honest. I know, Greg, we've talked about
this kind of stuff before. We just see something and
you immediately decide it's not for you. Yes, the name
mood Dang like like, I didn't explore it. I kept
seeing that it was popping up and I go, don't
know what that is? I still don't know what that is?
Still know what that is? I didn't anything Dang my

(10:43):
daughter probably she probably knows all about mood.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
That's a healthy attitude because these things they will be
gone in another week, and so you just say no,
dang forever.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yes, Sammy, what do you got?

Speaker 11 (10:58):
I had a dream that I was making out with
breck and Meyer.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Oh the actor, Yeah, yeah, the actor to make that happen.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
And I've heard I've heard the name.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
Yeah, he was in clueless. He was like the skateboarder
guy clueless. Yeah, he's Franklin and Bash.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh wait, oh yeah, I know who he is. Yeah,
you love him. You definitely know who he is.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
He's fifty. Is that a little too old for you?

Speaker 11 (11:24):
He's fifty And it was present day breck and Meyer
in my dream.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
It was like gray, fifty year old breck and Meyer.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
He's one of those guys who's small, like Seth Green. Yes,
and and I love him. He's not looking looking.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh, I think he's cute.

Speaker 11 (11:38):
But anyways, so I make out with him in my
dream looking Morgan.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
He's not my type. He looks like your brother, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Disgusting, your brother Sammy wants to have sex with her brother.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
Doesn't look like my brothers. So weird because he looks
young for fifty though.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
So she won't have sex with her friend. She goes
that big trip with which she'll banger brother. That's really weird,
legal Yeah, what do you think, Gina?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I think he's cute. Yeah, he is cute.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Anyway, he was a really bad kisser in my dream.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
And it was so disappointing, And I thought, how are
you fifty years old and you don't know how to kiss?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Like you have children?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
How did this happen?

Speaker 11 (12:16):
So anyways, I was very disappointed because I finally made
out with him in my dream and he was bad.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Sounds like a challenge breck and yeah, sure, what's what?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah? Now was it with tongue?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Nice whenever, like in like high school, when guys are
really bad kissers, we used to call it a lizard.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Going through mashed potatoes. That's hot.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It wasn't like that though. He was very tight lipped.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
It was weird.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
How how much tongue is too much tongue? Like how
would you describe it? Like is it a dance?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yes, okay, definitely a dance. You don't you don't.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
You don't just enter the room with your tongue, you
knock and see like his tongue.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Okay, yeah, it's just a little like I know.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
But then once the once if we got a wonder
like I thought about this at one point. Yeah, where
did that start? Like you know what to do. We're
gonna lick tongue. Your tongue is gonna lick my tongue.
My tongue is gonna lick your tongue and a toothbrush, yes,
totally right. Yeah, think about all the nasty things like
you had to describe to somebody who had no idea
what you were talking about. And you're like, but.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Which one's the bad one?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I would draw a lot. Yeah, sharing a toothbrudbody somebody
had texted it, sorry said when they said I had
a weird dream where I kissed Woody oh and then
realized he was married and was never gonna leave his
wife for me because he loves her too much.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Somebody had a dream about me that never happened.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Thinking of that, I can top that in real life
with your friend Woody here, because when we were on
our last trip, a girl, a woman was eye screwing him.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
And oh yeah she told me about this.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I was walking behind.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
What he is and how dumb this chick is This woman.

Speaker 9 (13:57):
Was just like, Oh my god, she was like like
having sex with him with her eyes and then she
looks at me and goes, he looks just like Eminem.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Oh god, yeah, yeah, Eminem.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, I was taking young Eminem.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Did you say did you mean to say Eminem's Yeah?

Speaker 12 (14:19):
She was there.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It was a it was a make a wish trip
from the Association of the blinde and the Association of
Retarded Citizens that they call him That ARC was.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
It wasn't Did they still call it that?

Speaker 13 (14:34):
Hold?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It was an Association Retarded Citizens, I believe because there
was one down the street from where my dad lived,
and they, you know, they had all kinds of things
going on there.

Speaker 7 (14:43):
Oh dear God, for people with intellectual and developmental disability.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
That's how they describe it. But is it still called
it's the ARC now? The ARC the Association for Retarded Citizens?
Make up the name? I didn't make up the name.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Could I just alogize real quick to brecken Meyer because
I just, for for reason.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
And for somebody dream about him. It was a wonderful kiss.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Right off off the top of the head. I didn't
realize who he was, but he is a star of
one of my favorite movies, road Trip.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yes, yeah, yeah, that little back on board.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Apology notice yeah sorry. Breckon eight seven.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Seven forty four, Wooding hit us up with the text
over to two to nine to eighty seven more Woody
Show is next. Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be
in a second.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
What's up Woody Show? Podcast listeners, it is menace. This Friday,
I will be in Inglewood at COSM from four to
six pm in the Hall. Now the hall is located
inside Cosm c s M. I'm gonna have a bunch
of giveaways for theme park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show,
merch and more again this Friday, October fourth, from four

(15:51):
to six pm inside COSM in Inglewood, located at Hollywood Park.
It's open to everybody. You don't got to pay to
get in between four six pm for a chance to
win prizes with me at COSM. See you this Friday.

Speaker 14 (16:06):
This it's a way.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Show and we are into another new hour insensitivity trading, free,
politically correct world and a good morning to you. It's
Wednesday morning. It's October second, twenty twenty four. Noise, thank
you for tuning in and give him what he show
some of your valuable time this morning. Love you mean it?
Oh body? That is Greg Gorey Good morning, Yeah, good

(16:29):
morning Greg. There's a menace?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Birthday month by a lot of Yeah, a lot of
action on the birthday month. We'll we'll have to get
to that a little bit later already. Yeah, I know.
I was actually yapping. Yeah, things, things are already popping
from his wish list, damn it. Yeah, bucket lots bucket
list separate and big difference anyway, sir, Yeah, there's menace.

(16:53):
What is we got, Gina Grant? There is Sammy Morning.
Thebas is here. As you know, he had a big
adventure this weekend. We went to the fulsome Street Fair
in San Francisco. People don't believe. I was just talking
to some people last night. I said, wait till you
hear some of the clips that we've got for you
on the show tomorrow morning from this fullsome Street Fair.
And as I'm explaining it to them, I said, no,

(17:15):
this is a legit thing. Yeah, people don't believe it's
true because.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
How can it be legal? How can it be.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
I talked to people all over the country and the
world unless you're from San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
No one knows this even exists. Yeah, it's not. Yeah,
you would think it'd be like in some other like
kind of like, uh, I don't even know.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yeah, some crazy jurdey country bland. But do you know
what's crazy is also like we'll get into it with
the fulsome freet fair. But that's just kind of how
San Francisco is too, because you could be at the
Filipino Pride Fest and still see some naked dudes that
are just like, it's.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Not your people being nude, like they're full on sex
stuff going on. People are and worse and worse. Yeah,
bodibly fluids on each other in many different ways. I
mean it's insane. Sea Bass was there gladly covering it.
I think he looks we were talking about while you
were gone. We think that you might secretly really be
into it.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Well, here's the thing is, I have long said that
people watching is one of my favorite pastimes and hobbies.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Judge. I love judging.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I would go to the judge.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
I would go to the gathering of the Juggalos voluntarily,
if just for the judging and the people watching. I
would do it for fulsome street fair once it's a
one time because once you go back, you're like like
and you're not doing something like I am like actively
looking for people and it's just gross.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Sure, it's just gross. So walk us through. Let's go
through some of these people that you met at the
twenty twenty four Fullsome Street Fairs.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
So what it is is it's about six or eight
blocks of Fulsome Street fol s o M.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
If you're googling all this, which I urge you, please
google images.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
So it's about six right locks of Fulsome Street by
about three blocks wide, and it is like a normal
street fair.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
There are vendors.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
You can get beer and drinks, you know, and food
and you buy different coutrements.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, true story. After the Fulsome Street Fair one year.
This is when we were doing the show and working
in San Francisco at the time, and somebody there was
a bunch of pictures that were posted from the Fulsome
Street Fair and in one of the photos there was
our program director. His name was Dave, and he was
buying a cod piece from one of the.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Uh doing some shopping. And so speaking of cod pieces,
that brings us to our first guy, Rob. He's an
older gentleman and I noticed him because he had a
little crowd around him, because he had a mistress with him,
a lady friend who had something she had tied up
rob in a way he's going to describe for us.
And she would had a little little flogger like a

(19:48):
little horsewhip, and she was beating the hell out of
his one of his things. And here's more about that.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Now she's got something tied to you. Could he describe
what that.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Is that's bring around my and I trying dog lash
is attached to that, I shaking laid.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Me around and we oh, it's all so he's got
a sea ring on and there's a but there's a
dog leash.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Attached to the sea ring right, chained up to that,
you know, like you have.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
So he's being let around by his wiener and while
she's also smacking the same thing with her with her
whip there.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, and I trying dog lash is attached to that.
I shaking laid me around and we don't get lost
in the very busy crowd.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
And now she's also slapping your periodically.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Why is that? Well, it's something I like.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It probably draws attention to myself, and of course I
height attention.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
She's got something tied to you.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, how is this pie?

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Yeah, well, hold on to that, Greg now, because he
hates attentions. That's part of the humiliation of this sort
of thing.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Oh, that's part is he he hates the quote.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Right, he hates that this lady's got him all, you know,
tied up and dragging him around.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Sure, essentially naked through the streets. Greg, you asked clearly,
there's an accent there, and you know.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
We love accents.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Let's let's follow up and get more on that. So
what does it feel like when she slaps?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
It hurts a bloody hearts? But yeah, I potted the
fun and I told her right it for the for
the attention that I get, I'd have decided.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So how's your pie?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It depends from sitting down eating it with a knife
and fork.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
I probably have the mashed potatoes and.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Eating it at a sporting event, just the pie with
some what you called can't trip on a week called
tomato sauce.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, so okay, So he didn't take it like as
a dessert pie. He knew exactly what you were talking.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah, he knew, and he also keyed you into the
that they we might get a hot dog or a
hamburger at a sports sporting event. They might just hand
you a pie and you might just sprinkle some. It's
matters so on that. Yeah, it's actually a hot pocket,
but in pie form.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
All right. So the Falsome Street Fair in San Francisco,
that's where Sea Bass was and these are the people
that he met there.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
And this is uh where he brought this up. It's
not just people in bondage gear and you know, and nudity.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It's full on.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
There's it's sex on the street and we're gonna it's
it's to be found everywhere. And that's what our friend
next guy here cast profound.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
What did you do with the Fossom Street Fair?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I suck some big really fat earlier? Which ones to
do that too?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
With the people that has really big only did you
want to give the guys with smaller ones?

Speaker 15 (22:43):
Maybe just a little, just a little bit, none like
small ones, but you know if they insist, and I
can be nice and do that for a while, But
after doing that, I'm gonna, of course look for a
bigger one.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
A little suck up.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Was that guy putting on that accent? You think or
he legit talks like that.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Yeah, that's a he has like a I mean, I'll
be ignorant here a South American accent with a bit
of a.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
You've hed a little bit of all oral ass. Yeah,
so because he's sound in a fancy One thing that
we saw years ago when we were looking up stuff
about the Falshome Street Fair wondering if it was actually true,
was a picture where there were two cops who were
there just kind of watching and monitoring the crowd. And
there was another guy who was leaned up against the wall,

(23:32):
standing right next to these two cops while he's getting
a BJ and these two cops are just standing there.
That's not what they're looking My question was what are
they looking for?

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Why are you It's interesting because you see a lot
of guys dressed as quote unquote cops, but that's a
leather you know, these are legit San Francisco police officers
and there what it is is what every entrance, there's
probably six right entrances to this fair, there are some
police there just for call back doors, crowd control, you know,
getting people across the street and everything. But inside the fair,

(24:03):
they're really maybe it's unless they're undercover. I only saw
two actual police officers. I guess they just they don't
want to, you know, harsh people's buzz.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
They probably are undercover and like chaps and a dog
collar exactly, just blend it.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Maybe they're trying to keep people who are there just
to make trouble these freaks.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Because there's not outside of you know, pickpockets. There's not
you know, it's one of those things where there's no fighting,
there's you know, those pockets to pick. Yeah, I mean
this Casper right, right, So so he's he's walking around
and he's you know, taking care of fellas, which is,
by the way, awesome. Yeah, which is why again it's
full only. Only gay guys can do that, by the way,

(24:44):
no one else, like, no straight guys do that, No
women do that at any sexuality.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
How do you get it?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
How do you get Casper's.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Attention if you want his help? Okay, just call my
name like Caspray and I'm gonna be there. Casper the
friendly goat ha ha.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, right, just to peers and cast.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Right, the friendly goes.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I have to touch you right now?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
You are touching my ah, yes, I am right now.
It's small, it's Okay, I know they're just gonna be
bigger in a while.

Speaker 16 (25:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
That's so nice. Uh Hi, you're welcome. So no consent
was asked.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
It was just well, that's the thing is I'm okay
with that.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
But again people say you are, well, yeah, because you
want one of it's because, as I've explained a thousand times,
I am a thousand percent heterosexual.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Therefore might he might as well have been touching my shoulder. Sure,
it's not gonna it's not gonna arouse me in anyway,
So it's just okay.

Speaker 17 (25:39):
Also, a simple touch right away isn't like boom instant
Greg's gay?

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Right, if I like me a second, you want me
to come over there and grab your penis and okay,
I'm good, I'll try it. Yeah, I would be afraid
of me, afraid you can get a boner. It wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
Hell no, right now, see exactly right, because you're you're
now one hundred percent gay, ninety five percent or whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
You can tell me the number. Menace. Yeah, hug Gregg's
penis with your mouth. If anything happened right repeatedly at.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Close my eyes and fantasy. In fact, it was funny.
I started I'm gay.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yep, way to go.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
Look confirmed, it's nothing, it's whatever. In fact, Casper Casper
after I He's like, okay, thanks for talking to me, Like, are.

Speaker 13 (26:28):
You sure you don't want me to Maybe I could
go over here.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We can go in alley. I can make it bigger.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
And by the way, you don't have to go on
the alley. You don't have to go on the port
body you can. In fact, they probably have a stage
pop up one.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
It disproved, right Bass, Gay guys are so.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Lucky, saying right, yeah, I mean more than merrier. We've
got some more to cover from the Folesome Street Fair.
Sea Bass out there meeting the people. He he goes,
so we don't have to I'm touching the people, you
are touching you. We're gonna get to more of that
next year on the wood He show. Hang on, we're
having some computer issue. Well, we were meeting some pretty

(27:13):
interesting people at the Folesome Street Fair. Sea Bass was
just there this past weekend. We met Rob who's being
let around the festival orm the fair. He's got a
sea ring fluid from Australia on his Johnson. His lady
has a dog leash attached to the sea ring and
she's also like smacking him on the rod as they're

(27:35):
like walking.

Speaker 9 (27:35):
Around, and which she admitted hurts, like, hell, yeah, I'm
confusing psychologically because he says he does it.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
For attention and oh yeah, he hates attention. Oh I
can't stand it.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
And then uh, and then we met Casper. That's another
guy just giving out freeze, free begs, free beaches, and yeah,
so we we talked to those two people. Now, if
you missed any of this, you're gonna be go. You're
gonna be able to go back on the podcast so
you can hear that. And we're gonna have a special
bonus segment from the folsome street fair that is too

(28:05):
hot for the radio.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Wow, I was showing you guys some like video.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
We can't publish any of the video because we can
because even if it's like even if let's say we're
talking to Rob and he's got his little lee shin,
we can just you can't just blur Rob's genitals because
everybody in the background walking by is fully new.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, he's just a big blur. Maybe maybe his face.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Even though you're ten hetero. This Casper guy who was
such a giver yeah, was he Uh, you wouldn't like him.
I wouldn't like him. He's you know, he's a he's
a jolly guy reference.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Okay, but again there's no there's I've never met a
woman in my life who would like on a night
out would just be like, I want to her a
cook up, like thirteen different dudes.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
But anyway, there's an incentive to go back and listen
to the podcast today because right at the end, like
when you're listening to this on the podcast later, right
at the end of it, we're gonna have that bonus
segment where it's completely unedited because there's no FCC concern
or anything like that. And this is from just the
way that Sea Bass described it in a little bit
that we saw. It's there was just no way, Yeah,

(29:08):
there was no way to even frame it to make
it makes sense for on the air.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
So this is what you do wherever you listen to
podcasts is search the Woody Show and then hit subscribe
and you'll be updated. Yep, the second it's available.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Well, who's next, who we're meeting at the Falshom Street.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Fair Here something a little more tame on this one.
It's been going on in one form or the other
for forty years now. It's kind of started as a
leather festival and kind of you know, this thing's kind
of build slowly every year it DeVault into a giant
street orgy. Right, this is Clara and she said she's
coming because it is her family history.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
No, you came to folsome because your parents used to
perform here. My dad's a famous clown.

Speaker 18 (29:45):
His name is Auchi, the clown you like with people?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Is that not like a juggle O thing?

Speaker 18 (29:50):
No, I would like you know, it's like the BDS slugging.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Is that how they met. Your dad was whipping your mom?

Speaker 19 (29:57):
Right?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well?

Speaker 18 (29:57):
No, my dad was like in a movie theater and
like my mom slipped him off because he was being
hell loud.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
But my dad was gay though. It was like, hell
of what going on? Bruh, dude. I'd sort of out you.
The clown that is a famous local clown. Yeah, yeah,
he looks angry.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I'm yeah he out you.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
The gates popped up, Yeah, because he's he was a
BDSM mostly gay apparently, but not for a little while
twenty something years ago.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
So let's say I asked Clara more about her parents.
All right, So you're your father's so gay.

Speaker 18 (30:31):
He was gay, fell in love with my mom's then
was by I guess you could say, feel me.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
You know, he was never not.

Speaker 8 (30:38):
He didn't just give up the gay. You know, he
can't just give up the gay.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Wait, what's her dad doing this? He's still doing clown stuff.
He's day he's dead.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh I mean Greg gave up the straight I did. Yeah,
he quit straight and I never went back. Yeah. You
know Greg was married to a woman, was straight up
until that point.

Speaker 10 (30:57):
M m yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I think I've asked you this question, like even like
in you know, before you were married, not that you
she did on your wife or whatever, but you never dabbled, no,
like yeah, of course constantly. Yeah, Like my god, I
can't believe. Yeah, China, I should rather have a pin.
I never dabbled, Yeah, never, never, never.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Like somebody here, No, damn all right, what it's the
Foalsome Street Fair.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Uh what do we have next? This is so Clara.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
Yeah, she's she's not into the lifestyle as much like
there are a lot there are some straight girls, guys,
straight guys. If you want to show up to the
Foshom Street Fair and find the straight girls, they are
out there, and they're not there as much for the
flogging and the beating as much as the cute outfits.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Oh okay, everybody got leases.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
That's pretty cool. Now when you watch all this, you think, oh,
I might want to try that out for myself in
any way see me.

Speaker 18 (31:48):
No, the most of those, just like you'll see Emo
slay because I grew up around like the clown freaks
and like, uh, I'm not curious of it. My mom's
Pippy the clown like you know, bestity with the braids Auchi.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I'll always represent him. You might want to investigate the jugglers.
I think you might, like, I'm gonna talk to moms
about it too. Yeah, it's her lineage.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, I'm sure she knows. I'm sure your mom knows
about ICP.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Of course she's young.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
She's from San Francisco, which is not an ICP hotbed,
so she's.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
No to it.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, she's had like the whole clown aspect. I think
in the clown world her dad would be known, right.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, and she sounds like a juggalo.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
That's what I was picking up on you. Yes, exactly, Yeah, yep.
Falsome Street fair Sea Bass on the scene. Talking to
the freaks.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
And one guy we try to find every year is
the leader and organizer of the the Pepool, the pe
Pool p ol And this is something that again people
don't believe is real, but.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, this is one of those aspects of the Falshome
Street Fair that we were talking about.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
There is a baby pool set up. There's a baby
pool set up right on the side of the street
and it's surrounded by dudes.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Mostly, and people get in there and they play urinal cake, Yes,
play they cause play as a urinal cake.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
And in fact, that's what I walked up and I
know David. He's he's the leader of this organization. Uh,
and I've talked to him many times.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
He's still alive and he was as I walked up.

Speaker 20 (33:12):
Just so happened he was you ever had I seen
a dog run through a sprinkler? Sure that Dave was
up to surrounded by frolicking.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Yeah, and they have they have.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Left funnels for the ladies if you want to you
know Prad as well. Oh good, Yeah, this is David
right right after a session in the pool.

Speaker 21 (33:34):
You just had got through a nice session here in
the pee oool at Fossil Street for how was it.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Oh, very refreshing at the end. Well, otherwise, I love
that everybody who gets in there has a great time.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
It has to do with when the sun goes down, right, Well,
we get.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
A space that gets as a maximum afternoon sun, but
once it goes behind the building, it gets cool, and uh,
it's hard to stay in the pool for a very
long when it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Fack call of for does it kind of sound like Sylvester? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, and again this is a this is a repeater,
right seas we've talked to this We've talked to this guy. Yeah,
of course, I'm just so surprised that he's still alive.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Of course, I would think the body warms of the Uh,
it starts warm, but it gets cold very quickly.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
You would operate. Yeah, I mean if you get out
of a look, if you get out of a hot
tub and it's cool, like you're gonna you're gonna get
chili pretty quick.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
So that's just a little pro tip for folks who
are going next year to the Fallsoam Street Fair. If
you want to go to the p ool, you go
during the middle of the day because you don't want
the shade.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
To hit it.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
And I'm looking at a video of it right now,
this is a this is a why on a work computer? Yes,
this is for work.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
And he really seems to be uh sprawled out like
treating this very decadently.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
He's not like trying to get away from it by any.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Oh, No, he's very precious about it. He's he's a
he's a very very big enthusiast.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Now does the pool get larger every year or does
he stick with the same size?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's it's it's probably.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Ten by six. This one has like a bench in it.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Sometimes I've always pictured like one of those like plastic to.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
See like a frog store.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
It is that inflatable And yeah, he could probably use
a pad on the bottom, but it would get soaked.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Unfortunately, it look that he's lounging in there. Is it
kind of a free for all or is it just organized?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
You know it is if you show I mean he'll
help you out and guide you. But there's no like
take a number sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
You just show up and yeah. Yeah. Now, somebody had
texted over saying that the the p ool was was
extra filthy this year. They said it was. It was
it was like very like the dark dark.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Yeah, yeah, Well because he's a lot of vitamins, right,
the dehydrated people, and you're picking up on it's printing
off any kind of a filter that's on the person,
which in San Francisco is a lot. But one thing
he knows about David is he's an older like sixty,
but he has a full beard, and he's he's wearing
you know, like a little it works like a wrestling singlet.
So I asked him about you know, there's some how

(36:04):
do you clean all that up?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You are fully soked right now?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Oh I am, yes, very wet and the toe beard
and all oh the beard is particularly dawn.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yes, you don't have like at the beach, they have
a shower when you get out of the ocean.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Well, one thing I tell people is that if you're
worried about how you'll smell, I'm the way home, get naked,
because it's the clothes that is carries.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
The said, it's really easy to towel off.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
It's not going to the office going home. On Duni,
you're fine.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I hope his family members are dead. I was just
thinking what Gina picked up on is, yes, what he's.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Gonna do after and he gone to humbling transit after
soaking all day in that He's just gonna be like,
oh hey, how's it going here?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Everybody scoot over?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I mean, you know how you stink if you get
back from like habachi, like steak couch when they cook
in front of you. Bonfire Yeah, yeah you smell there. Yeah,
you're in it round kind of camp fire. I don't
want to smell, I guess. And his beard is soaked
in it.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Yeah, towel off and it's one big flavor saver. Go
in the pool naked that way, that's less for to
stick to.

Speaker 10 (37:10):
Now.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Is he famous there? Like everybody like stopping and saying
hi to him? I mean, I know his does he
do it for the shine?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
He's got to be a well known guy here every
year he does it to recruit because he does like
private parties, which we'll get to in a second. Here.
Oh god, because yeah, this is like there, this is their.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Super bowl for these folks.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
I was standing there and I started hearing some girl
behind me screaming because again, even at folsom street Fair,
where there is literal sex going on everywhere, the pool
is the next level. And she is she I get
her observations, as well as some more tips from David.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Lady, what's going on over here?

Speaker 22 (37:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
The bathing, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
I do strongly encourage people to keep the liquid in
the pool, not on the street.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
We also discourage for contact.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
It happens, but we discoverage people.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
From Actually it seems to be consensual. Oh, it's all consensual,
but officially this.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Isn't a sex of it.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
And so again, folks want to find out more, come
to one of your parties. Where can they find you online?
Yellow and black dot org, Black dot org. You would
think that was a Steelers fan site, but no, yeah, yeah,
you know, yellow and yeah you know what Yellow and black?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Nice? David still alive, still kidding. Well, there you go, SeaBASS.
Nice work. Reconnaissance from the folsome street fair did you
get shots? And there's gonna be a bonus segment again
that will be on today's podcast that is unedited, uncensored.

(39:00):
It's too hot even for us.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
It's too hot, by the way, for literally anything this
is it shouldn't exist. What's answered mental this question? There
was a vaccine clinic at the entrance, so one of
the is there a lusing station?

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Speaker 3 (39:35):
All right, Well, welcome back everybody. Hey, speaking of a
free show, I'm assuming everybody watched the vice presidential debate
last night.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Now, oh how'd that go?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yeah? Like, I mean it was just like the listening
to the folesome street fair clips hockey not get horny.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
You know, what were the reviews anything?

Speaker 13 (39:53):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I've intentionally not read anything about it.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well, I'll tell you what they were. People who are
for Trump are like, oh my god, Vans owned well.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
So well, we're like, what a little less than five
weeks now from the election, and for all you degenerate
gamblers out there, you might start being allowed to bet
on elections. I mean, what could go wrong? Yeah. Back
in twenty twenty, several of the country's major sportsbooks told
the Associated Press that they would be eager to take
bets on the US presidential elections if they was legal

(40:27):
to do so.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
No US jurisdiction has authorized it.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Several states explicitly banned betting on elections, but now a
federal judge in Washington just struck down a decision that
prohibited a company from offering bets on the outcome of
congressional elections. So while you can't you can't gamble on
the presidential election, Yeah, you can gamble on congressional elections

(40:51):
at least, I guess in Washington. Or how's that? Yeahs
in federal judge and watches? Is that like federal for
I guess forever? Every right? I always thought that was
so weird, Like they'll pick and choose a court. It's
a federal court, but they'll find like a place where
they're more likely to get the outcome that they want.

(41:11):
And then of course then it gets appealed to a
different federal court somewhere else. Then it eventually ends up
at the Supreme Court, which, by the way, I had
I knew that Congressman senator stuff, Like I realized that
they'll they those guys always have their spring or summer break,
you know. I had no idea that the Supreme Court
they get their summer break. They are out of work

(41:34):
for they they just went back.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Oh they're all rested now, and I'm thinking, like what
on a.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Daily basis, what are you doing there a year ago?
I guess they got AI. Now is the way it
should be.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It should be slow and hard to change giant national policies.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Thank you, But also don't you agree with you will say,
like for Congress, like, sorry, you're just not going on
winter vacation until you figure this bill out. Oh yeah,
you don't just lead. You don't get your six weeks exactly.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Like I mean, think about the government. The congressman said,
these are the people that are working for us right there.
They're supposed to be our representatives, and they are in
no way representative of the people.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
They have full pensions, they get paid out, they have
their full benefits for the rest of their life. Yes,
you know, they have how much vacation when you really
look into it, like how much vacated they get? The
summer break, they get, the spring break, they get the
holiday break. Stupid? I mean, god, I know yourselves. Yeah,
they're barely a work but yeah, I don't know about

(42:41):
gambling on elections. Yeah, it seems like I mean, I mean.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
But.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Aways, well, the whole principles you shouldn't be able to
gamble on something you have direct control over, right, Yeah,
then Sully the taints.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Right right? Yeah, poor Pete, Yeah Pete. Yeah, he would
have loved to bet on that.

Speaker 22 (43:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
If you watched the debate last night, keep it to yourself,
don't care. I don't need the blow. I don't know
the play by play, the blow by blow, because you're right,
it's just gonna be divided among you know, partisan part lines. Yeah,
it's the problem with the whole thing anyway. Eight seven
forty four. Wooding hit us up with the text over
to to nine eighty seven and just another reminder, if

(43:28):
you missed all the audio from the Folsome Street Fair
that we covered here this hour, you'll be able to
go back on the podcast and there's going to be
that bonus segment where it's a person that Sea Bass
ran into and what was going on and what was
talked about and discussed is so over the top, it's
he said, but like probably the worst thing that he

(43:49):
has witnessed.

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Manis do we have a way to find like stats
on what sections of the podcast get skipped over the most.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I can't look into that. Actually that'd be interesting, but
it's gonna be completely uncensored, unfiltered, and it's it's too
hot for radio, but it will be on the podcast later.
I can see where it dips. Would be more than curiosity.
I think I'll get offset. But the people who are
just kind of casually listening and didn't know about it
going into it, they may skip to it.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
But there's gonna be I bet you a ton of
people because go to the podcast just to hear. We
have people that text in all the time are like, oh,
I'm a couple of days behind on the podcast. I'm
just catching up.

Speaker 18 (44:27):
More.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
When he shows next, I feel sick.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I got diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
My mouth is trying a Woody show.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
Show.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Well, this is special because this is a podcast exclusive.
I pay for the podcast, right, that's right. Some people
say it's worth what you pay for it. Dave Ramsey
always has about the show. I stole that. I like
it anyway. Feed Bass at the Foster Street there was
one particular person he was talking to me about off

(45:03):
the air, and he had some video and obviously he
got audio from the conversation and everything that was going
around with this person. But I'm like, man, I don't
even know how we could possibly talk about this. This
is a guy on the air.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
Yeah, I didn't think this guy would even talked to
me because the act he was engaged in was so
aggressive and hate.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yeah, I was like, there's no idea. But then I'm like,
I'm just standing there.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
There's a big group of people like there is with
everything at fulsome Street Fair, and he starts like saying, oh, hey,
what's what you doing. I'm like, you want to talk
to me about it?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
He's like, yeah, oh yeah, these people don't really hit
me as being shy. Uh well, yes, I tell you.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
The only people at the Folsom Street Fair who are
shy are the furries. And you might say, what people enjoy?
Why are furry mascot characters at the Fulsome Street Fair
in large numbers too? Well, it's because it's a it's
a gross sex thing and it always has been and
it always will be.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
No, it's not anyway. This is just so you know,
exclusive to the podcast. This never aired on the actual show,
and so it's completely uncensored. So we're just warning you
straight up it is. Well, Greg, I think it is
fucking He gave me a slight little preview of it,

(46:14):
and I've always wondered how the fun could anybody? I
don't know, I said, how anybody can handle it?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Get it well, hand to hand, all it comes into play.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yep. All right, So here we go.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
This guy, he I'll call him lock for short. He's
gonna give us deposit up for the first second or too.
He's gonna give us his full stage name here.

Speaker 10 (46:33):
All right, locked Fist Monster, the.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Lock Fist Monster.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Yeah, please please state your name Lockist Monster for the record.
That'll give you a preview of what he's doing. Is
he describes it to.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Me, Locked Fist Monster, you have a great outpic.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Can you describe it for folks?

Speaker 10 (46:54):
Sure?

Speaker 24 (46:55):
Uh So?

Speaker 10 (46:56):
Right now, I've got on a cocksucker hood that I
bought over at mister sl yesday. I've got some of
my piercings in. I've got my forgage septum forgage nipple rings.
I've got uh nipple clamps that I've cooked around this
fire hydrant. I'm wearing a jock strap that says fist
on it. I'm wearing a chasty cage, and then UH
got some red long red sox on some knee pads

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in case I need to get on the ground and
I've got to.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Some converses on just in case randomly suck some cock well,
because he's got what do you say? What do they
call it a cocksucker mask?

Speaker 20 (47:27):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
What is that?

Speaker 19 (47:28):
So?

Speaker 7 (47:28):
What it is? It's sort of a superhero mask where
it's like a white kind of luta door thing with
a sort of a red band over the eyes, but
then the mouth's open.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Just in ca. Yeah, now he said he's got a
jock strap on. It says fist and a like a cage.
Rightecause he got.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
Some red long red sox on some knee pads in
case I need to get on the ground and I've
got to some converses on that's it.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
That's a fan. You seem like you're ready for anything.

Speaker 10 (47:59):
I I am ready, and then I've got Oh and
I've got a fist or two in me right now?

Speaker 19 (48:06):
What?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Yeah, he's got he's be's by the way again, Public
Street in San Francisco. He's bent over a fire hydrant.
As he's talking to you, he's having you heard it
plain his day conversation. I believe two fists in his
anus from who my god, somebody else getting a little buddy?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
How do you get two fists in your asshole? How
do you get one?

Speaker 10 (48:29):
True?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I mean, but people, I've seen that happen before. I've
seen well, you know what, I've never seen somebody getting
fisted in the ass. I've seen like where like some
chick's got a fist up recooiter, but I've not seen
babies coming out. But right, it's kind of more built,
more elastic, counter like your butthole is only built for
so big of a turn.

Speaker 7 (48:49):
This guy, this is why he's all question casual. This
isn't the first session either, because I've seen him. I've
seen him earlier and then I walked by up to
him again. He said, oh yeah, let's talk about stuff.
So again, you guys have questions. I actually glad you
tuned in for this podcast exclusive. I have interviewing skills,
So we're gonna find out more about how the locked

(49:11):
fist monster got to.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Be so good at this.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Okay, can you tell when it's one versus two?

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Usually, but it just sort of depends on like how
lost in the moment I am.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
How are you able to remain so calm and talk
to me, Well, what's going on? Back there? Is going on?

Speaker 10 (49:28):
I've had a lot of practice doing this, and how
did you first become acquainted with this sort of situation?

Speaker 4 (49:34):
So like I saw a.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
Fisting poorn years ago and like thought and not really
for me. And then I was living in Australia back
in like twenty.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Fourteen, and how's your pie fisted?

Speaker 16 (49:44):
Luke?

Speaker 10 (49:45):
And I fisted a guy there for the first time.
I was like, okay, that's kind of fun. But I
didn't really get seriously into getting fisted myself until like twenty.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Eighteen or so.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
How do you keep yourself from any kind of internal injuries?

Speaker 10 (49:58):
Good loop, lots of practice. It's it's a muscle like
any other.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Okay, so it's we had we had that in the
preview clips and now.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
I know that's that was yeah, without context, like it
retracts though, like you snap back into place the good
questions and I'm.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Here with your answers, he said, something tells me like
after I mean, even if it's just like a number
of years of just regular anal stuff like sh it's
just got to fall out, like you know, like your
butthole is just this big open thing. Yeah, like a
garbage shoot from like an apartment building. You put stuff
down there, just go right like a like do you
even know if you go.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
All the questions and he's got your answers.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Oh, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
It's the same way that like no one asks about
let answer. How can you walk when you can still
do splits?

Speaker 20 (50:48):
Right?

Speaker 10 (50:49):
You know they're flexible, they're strong. They don't injure themselves
because they practice and they build up to it in
the same way my friend here, who's got his hands
in me. You know, I've spent a lot of time
practicing on toys, on other fists I've built up over
the years. I'm well loved up, I'm warmed up well.
And uh I'm wrapped around him right now.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Oh my, wrapped around him. When you say things like
I've got a fist or two in me, there is
no way it goes back.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
He just feel like he really answered. He did, he said,
be just could spell it beallet dancers can do. You know,
a standing split doesn't mean they walk bow legged. They
have full control of the entire range of moments.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
These guys like.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
You know what I mean. Look, look, we all have
different things that we believe, like, it just wasn't designed
for that. I mean, there's plenty of things that you know,
we use, medications that weren't necessarily developed for diabetes that
now are used to treat diabetes. Doesn't mean you can't
use it for that, doesn't mean it just originally used
for that. So it was never intended I think for
you know, some guy to have your fist up your
ass again and then for it just to go back

(51:59):
to normal.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Highly ignorant again. Ballet answers, you know what new human
is intended to walk on their tippy toes, but with practice.
But have you heard a called rosebudding? Yeah, it's it's
prolapsing essentially.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Okay, so how is this guy not walking around with
a full like elephant trunk coming out of it?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
There's my next question, Gina, all rightyeah, okay, So yeah,
with the dangers is what you're saying. What are the
risk factors to this lifestyle? All right? Well, it's uh,
this guy I don't do. How do you? How do
you go out in public?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
I know?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Oh yeah, I'd be happy to have a mask on. Yeah,
all right, so dangers here we go.

Speaker 21 (52:34):
People they fear that, like, oh, if I do this
sort of thing, I won't be able to control other
bodily functions.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Do you find that to be a problem at all?

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Not at all.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
Again, it's a muscle like any other.

Speaker 24 (52:45):
You know.

Speaker 10 (52:45):
If you strengthen it, you train it, you get better
control over it. If I need to clamp up tight,
I can clamp up tight. My resting state is uh
is not like open. My resting state's closed like everybody else.
I don't have any issues with in contents or any thing.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Do you do this professionally or just for fun?

Speaker 10 (53:02):
This is entirely for fun. I make no money doing this.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
You don't have a website or anything.

Speaker 10 (53:06):
No, But I actually do have a podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
A podcast is called Chasty Pod.

Speaker 10 (53:10):
It's about game mail, chastity play and also if you're
curious about fisting, I recommend the podcast such fun spelled
with two f's done by my good friends Jazzmatas and
Big Bud Geek.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Big But I've never seen Gina reach for a pen faster.
He mentioned the name of his podcast.

Speaker 7 (53:30):
I got it right here, Big but yeh here it is. Yeah, well, Jasmatas,
I don't know how many. I don't know how much
fisting info there is that a podcast is necessary series?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
You know? Is that the one thing you can do
for more than one episode because.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
They have titles like etiquette right and Total Bottoms? Okay, technology, yeah,
shame and a Q and a shame. Yeah, Okay, there's
a month worth a podcast. How did talk to your parents?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Starting a new life?

Speaker 9 (53:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Again?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
So that's a in monster. Uh lockfist lock fist monster.
Lockfist monster.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Again, that's a that's a public that's a public street
in a giant city in America.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
A man with two fists in his as in the
air and now you can see why we couldn't cover
that on the on air broadcast as a podcast exclusive
for you today.

Speaker 17 (54:22):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
While we're here, can I ask people to rate and
review the podcast?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Yeah, to be descriptive?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
No, no, no, I'm not about this segment, but just
on the podcast app that you're listening to right now,
please go to the bottom, drop a comment, say you
know if you like it or not, and then give
us a review.

Speaker 9 (54:39):
And speaking of going to the bottom, best, did anyone
invite you to did the Lockfist Monster invite you to?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Give it a try.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Oh, put my hand. I don't think he would if
it felt like he would wear him like a puppet.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
It seemed like the person who was handling him was
maybe like a partner because I think friend over him,
Like yeah, because I don't. I don't think you want
anybody with you know, rings on or whatever going on
like a kissing yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Right, like.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, you get three fists for a dollar. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Again. We also talked about the people, the people. What
would your price be to go into it? Uh, you know,
just for one sash to like, let one, let's put
a time on it, like you have to be in
there for five minutes.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Five minutes and then random people be coming around leak
on you.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
By the way, that's probably five minutes is probably about
average from what I see.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh yeah, how much?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
How much?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah? How much for you to get in so whoever
walks back and just whizz on you?

Speaker 17 (55:39):
Right, correct, Like, let's let's all name our price. I
would say five minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
It would have to be okay, by the way, And now, Greg,
does this include the piss on your face or is
it just your body?

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Am I gonna end up on social.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Let's say you're on all fours like a doll. That's
that's the better question. Where they would hit is up
to them.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Yeah, will this live on the internet or just no?

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Okay, no no, no, no, okay, so no one photo
which by the way, people are photographing butt's for the
sake of this question.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
For the sake of argument here the hypothetic it would
have to be. It would be retirement money for sure.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yeah, yeah, it would have to be seven figures, right,
what you guys, come on a million, buy your price
for five minutes, maybe five minutes to get pissed on.
Whoever has the lowest price wins.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
And I don't even know why Sammy's chiming in because
she said that she would let Edelman do it for free,
right Julian Edelman?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Yeah, well yeah, but not.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
Just anyone for five minutes, and it has to be
life changing money is funny?

Speaker 8 (56:33):
Life changing?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Well?

Speaker 16 (56:34):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Probably like five minutes, like.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
Twenty five mil at least?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, get out of.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Here, I do it for twenty five grand?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Really that can be a right me? Cash?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Twenty five thousand dollars cash, not tax minute?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
You know, like question, but how should we pay in
GDA over here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Because I was like, for not on the internet, your
price definitely gets lower. Yeah, I was gonna say, like
a couple hundred grand, you guys are that's it?

Speaker 10 (57:04):
It was a million, but now it's two hundred.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
I'm kind five minutes, I'm kind of with you on
that cash.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I think that's with bar for sure.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Oh yeah, I'll be gagging instantly, but who cares. But
you can't. You can't kiss in my mouth or in
any orga your mouth close.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
You just have to be in the pool. You can
get on your nose eye like, what do you mean
like orphans?

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Like keep it on your no, it gets in your nose,
It gets in your nose.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Right, I'm going the dominatrix.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I'd go two hundred. Take it like, that's that's lower
than I thought. For Greg. I know at first I
thought a million, but now no, because two hundred that
you can do a lot with two hundred.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Super low.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
You're making guys, you're making forty thousand dollars a minute.
It's just pretty and there's people are doing it. I
want to it's not on the internet now fisting fifty
eight trills.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Oh yeah, that I can't.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
And you're making it oh you know it's weird. Okay,
So forty thousand dollars an hour? How much per minute?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Six six six, six hundred and sixty six dollars a second?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Would you be in it for an hour for six
hundred and sixty six keep it rolling?

Speaker 16 (58:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
No, no, I'm saying it's six hundred and sixty six
dollars per second per second.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Yeah, yeah, fine, that goes into seven figures.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Certain that goes that's the national debt. Yeah, I have,
I have, Yeah, there's there's no physically possible.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
I couldn't five million dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I couldn't eve give a suppository up there. I had
a hemorrhoid one time.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I tried to push the suppository up there, and I
couldn't do it five million, because I'm like.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Some one thousand percent had around five million. I'll do
a mule would not accept anything going in.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah, but but we would try give it, give it
the old college. Try for five million.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
It happened about. That's like saying you would cut it
with your finger. If I thought it was physically possible,
I would considerate for I mean, like you said, like
insane insane money. Okay, billions. It also seems very painful.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
I thought we were talking about the pool still, and
then we're going to the fisting. Yeah, I'll do the
fist for five mill as well. Let's go, that's five mil.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
In the people. Yeah, but yeah, how much for the
people five minutes?

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Oh uh?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Not on the internet? Carry five We've bought on the
mouth already.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Five hundred, five hundred bucks. Yeah, they're so five hundred bucks.
I can't be undersold in the people, I said, geez
at the end.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Oh I didn't hear that, I said. Then I follow up,
I said, five hundred is no five hundred, five hundred thousand, okay,
all right? Yeah, bored how much?

Speaker 4 (59:46):
I mean, I've done worse for free morning shows.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 25 (59:50):
I'd do it for a mill, but I actually would
want the rights to the video footage because people are
gonna be asking for it anyways.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Put them behind a pay wall, get more money. Look
at that businessman.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
He has long hair. Your hair would be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
It's good for what razors are for. His price is
lower to get piste on than it is to cut
his hair. Oh yeah, anyway, Well, there you go, guys,
there's your there's your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Only that made me want to be celibrated.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
And podcast recommendations.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Oh yeah, please make sure you rate the It might
be a weird time to ask ready to rate recommendations
for new podcasts, for fisting podcasts and from whole podcast
How much to whatever?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
All right, today's question how much to let somebody ship
on your face?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
That'll be seven figures. Let's get back to the show,
the actual show.

Speaker 22 (01:00:57):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Oh it has bad like a boo. We are into
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It is Wednesday morning, October the second, twenty twenty four.
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Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
What is up, Woody?

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a little bit later on the hour, we'll get to

(01:01:41):
some of the trending news headlines. I There's a couple
of things that I saw that I wanted to share.
There was one video there was a crazy fight in
the upper levels of the Mercedes Benz Stadium during this
the Saints Falcons game this past Sunday. Did you see
that fight?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
It's really hard to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Okay, So here's that specialty. Yeah, I love that stuffy
yeah in the stadium. Yeah, this is shut up on
like one of those like NFL accounts that's not not
the leagu's accounts, but like just stuff that they usually
post about all the football.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
It seems like these fights have been getting more and
more brutal. Yeah, particularly, and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
My question again is whatever happened just to a good
old fashioned fight, Like, like I think all physical fights
when you are a grown adult, you're out of your
teenage years or even like your college early twenty what
is going on? All right, let's uh, let's let's not
run that. Thank you for the heart attack. I did

(01:02:42):
not do that. I'm not blaming you, all right, you know,
the whole physical fight thing is ridiculous as an adult.
But if you're gonna fight, whatever happened just a good
old fashion let's square up fight and then once somebody
hits the ground, it's over. Yeah, this video, so the
Falcons fan pulls the Saints fan down and repeatedly is

(01:03:03):
stomping and just crushing on his head.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Do you want to go to jail for life? Yeah,
that's what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
This whole people think they are going to go to jail.
This like skull crushing thing. Is the stomping looks like
murdered the guy down?

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
He was not getting back.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
The fight's over. You want move on.

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
And by the way, hits to the back of the
head are way different and worse than hits to the
front of the head.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
People get clocked back there. That's where your brain damage
really comes in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
It's like blackout right and I'm in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Is that is that where you always hit? Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
When I was younger, I knocked myself out ice skating
in Montana and I woke up in the car with
the skateboard thing skateboards I've seen about in Mexico on
the floor back of the head. My god, are you
still standing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Well, yeah, I'm still enjoint life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
This is the aftermath. Yeah, but yeah, I just I
don't know, man, I just wish that people would wise
up and it just they see it on a video
and then they're like, oh, well that's what you do now,
Like you just keep like even once they're down, just
keep stomping on them, kicking them, and like you won.

(01:04:21):
They're down. Well, you enter a rage and you don't
you don't go through this thing in your head where
you're envisioning the future, like how's this gonna affect me
in the future. We've all had it, especially with road rage.
I have been tempted very many times to either pursue
it further, chase somebody yellous, and then you have to
just stop and say not worth it. People don't have

(01:04:42):
that filter the heat of the moment. Anyway, I saw
that video, also saw this video. Now we're switching gears
and we're gonna go with something nice. Okay, okay. Six
year old boy in Rhode Island. His name is Luca.
He lives on the second floor.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Huh you live upstairs from him? Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yes, I think you've seen him before. Yeah no, But anyway,
he decided that he wanted to start his own business,
little entrepreneur picking up dog poop, He named his business
Poopa Scoop of Luca. Okay, and for the bargain price
of fifteen dollars for a single dog, or twenty dollars
if you have multiple dogs, he will purge your yard
and get rid of all.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
The poop noise.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
I did that for frame from my grandma when I
was a kid. Yeah, well that's thanks to Grandma. He's
doing this for his neighbors and for strangers. Here's the
CEO of Poopa Scoop of Luca, six year old Luca
and talking about the the business.

Speaker 26 (01:05:33):
It's fine. I love cleaning it said, one of my
favorite sayings. People hate picking up dog. Two und mind
it at all. Fifteen dollars for wind dog. We're training
for a motive god.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
And sometimes it has con.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It does not the core kill.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Yeah, might be the most adorable voice I created. Thank
you you better tip this kid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Like was he created in the lab.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Yeah again, there's so cute. There's poop, but he loves clean.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
It's fun.

Speaker 26 (01:06:11):
I love cleaning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
It's one of my favorite sayings.

Speaker 26 (01:06:14):
People I hate picking up dog to don't mind it,
don't mind.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
It at all.

Speaker 26 (01:06:21):
Fifteen dolls for wine Dog. We're twenty four multiple god.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
Wow expensive though.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I know adorable the cutest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
I need him in my low price though, Nah, I
think so too, man.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Thank you?

Speaker 20 (01:06:41):
Like Cone?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I was told that Cone is real. It tasted good.
I love her.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
They're talking about poop a bit the lamp with knops.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I hope you have a contastic day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I hope you have a contotastic day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Yeah, I hope you have a contastic day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Very co. Yes, I like foreign, I really like co.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
What do you like about corn? It's did you? It's good?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I can tell you all about it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
I mean you look at this seeing a tin.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Of a battle. You think you never had that corn? Kid?
He went to Chipotle? Remember you did that thing with
that fall?

Speaker 24 (01:07:30):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Please brown? Wait race no black peny.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
No, thank you me?

Speaker 22 (01:07:36):
No vild no no, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
That kid is now twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Years O.

Speaker 26 (01:07:47):
Fun I love cleaning.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Is that one of my favorite sayings?

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
People?

Speaker 26 (01:07:51):
I hate picking up dog talk. I don't mind that,
don't mind it at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Fifteen dollarsful?

Speaker 26 (01:07:59):
Why we're turning for a murder guy?

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Now you might be wondering why he's doing this, you guys.
He is doing this to raise money to buy.

Speaker 14 (01:08:09):
Buy a new liver, roll of skateboard, skateboard, Uh, Nintendo,
a cat, Luca my man exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Cats are a dime a dozen due for free. That Yeah, dude,
find an old lady. I'm sure she'll give you one. Yeah,
we got some more Woody Show next day. Fellow comrades
and mediocrity. I want you to listen very careful. You
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(01:08:44):
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Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Oh yeah, that's the spot right there, The wood Show.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Have you guys been reading the text messages?

Speaker 21 (01:09:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
No, okay, because we're on the road. Yeah, myself, Greg, Menace, Gina. Yeah,
we are all in Dallas, Texas this morning doing the
show from from Dallas. Thebas Sammy bought everybody else back
Ato Woody Show headquarters.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Yep, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
And because of the setup here, it's not as easy
for me to get to the text because I'm anyway,
it's pretty great. I haven't looked at it once, you
know what I mean. Yeah, it's nice mindset. Well, no,
it's well, I mean the mindset's fine, you know that stuff,
but it is pretty nice, like it's old school.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I just have to hope, you know, right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah, And I figured I figured, like if there was
anything that was really great that would yeah pop up
or whatever, like you were like, oh here this is
a good text or you know. But what I'm what
I'm really missing this morning is like all the other
the other stuff, which there's not a there's not a ton,
but it's like every morning there's at least a couple
of douchebags. Yeah you know what I mean, right, But
it's weird. It's like when people take a break from

(01:10:34):
social media, you know, and they talk about that feeling.
I think this is what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah, you feel like you can breathe.

Speaker 9 (01:10:39):
Well, there was one texta came in that asked Sea
Bass if he needed a slut for the next fulsome stream.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Oh yeah, like for when he goes to the fulsome street.
Fairh she was offering to go company. Yeah, maybe it
was a pimp offering up one of his legs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
That's true. It looks like somebody already responded, oh shocking.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Oh I was happy to take people along. Okay, yeah,
it's a public event. It's not I'm buying ticket or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Yeah, sure she has there. Yeah. Well, a couple of
news things. So with the hurricane, obviously the fallout from that,
according to the numbers, this is these are some unreal numbers. Greg,
You're always worried about water, always. Hurricane Helene and the
associated storms dumped forty trillion gallons of rain over the

(01:11:28):
past week. That's enough to completely fill Lake Tahoe or
fill more than sixty million Olympic sized swimming pools. It's
also the equivalent of six hundred and nineteen days of
constant water flow over the Niagara Falls damn which drops
Niagara Falls drops seven hundred and forty eight thousand gallons

(01:11:50):
of water every second. Wait repeat that last part. Okay,
So with the rain, so the rain that just fell
over the past week from Hurricane Helen and all the
associated storms. Okay, forty trillion gallons of rain that would
fill Lake Tahoe. It would fill more than sixty million

(01:12:10):
Olympic sized swimming pools. It is also the equivalent of
six hundred and nineteen days of constant water flow over
Niagara Falls, which which on average drops seven hundred and
forty eight thousand gallons of water every second. Yeah, and
you're worried about your shower. That's like, is there that

(01:12:32):
much water? Yeah, twenty eight thousand gallons per second. Twenty
trillion of the forty trillion gallons that drop hit just
five states, Georgia, Tennessee, the Carolinas, and Florida.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
And that's why I tried t greg we got water dog.
They captured it all, and they're shipping it out to
different places.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Like, yeah, you see outside of a building, we get
rid of like a trillion gallons a day in it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
So those calculations were only for the rain that fell
through Sunday, and they think one to two one to
two trillion more gallons of rain may have fallen since then,
particularly in Virginia.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Give take a trillion right one or two.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Pretty crazy dude. A lot of deaths. I mean people
die every day, but it seems like there's a lot of,
uh you know, notable deaths. Frank Fritz. This kind of
bothered Greg a little bit, A little bit, I like
American pickers. Uh. Yeah, he died. He was sixty years old. Uh,
he died on Monday night. That's his co star and
his brother from another mother, Mike Wolfe. He had had

(01:13:34):
a stroke recently. Yeah, he had a stroke two years ago,
but nobody's announced and has said anything about the cause
of death. Here also rip to John Amos. Yes, he
was in a ton of stuff. He was the dad
on Good Times. He was the older Kutakinte and roots.
He was mister McDowell to America.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Yeaws love great cookies.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
He was eighty four years old. His son says he
passed away and passway back on August twenty first, just
from natural causes. But you know, eighty four. He's hilarious.
The diddy thing continues. A nine year old now in
the mix, apparently, according to lawyers. They say more than
one hundred victims, including one nine year old, expected to

(01:14:16):
file lawsuits against Ditty for sexual abuse and exploitation. The
lawyers say that the children and people that did he
allegedly abused were looking for careers in TV or music
at the time, and Diddy apparently told him that he'd
make them stars. And the lawyers say that these cases
will expose many powerful people. He's at the black Weinstein, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Who's on the manifest?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Here are these names ever going to get out? That's
the thing in the dark if.

Speaker 11 (01:14:45):
That dark Web video they said they're going to They
said they're going to name names, but because they're such
high profile, they need to have everything in a row
and make sure everything's one hundred percent legit before they
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
But they said they will.

Speaker 7 (01:14:58):
There's a reason this has taken so many years to
pull together is because with the Feds do this stuff,
they have all like Sammy just said, they have all
their ducks in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
But I think we were also promised a lot more
stuff about Weinstein, you know, like more high profile people
that were involved.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
No, both, yeah, but this was going to bring down Hollywood,
and then we have yet to really get a I'm sorry.
Weinstein was just a lone wolf, but there were people
that were covering up for Weinstein and that we're aware
of what was going on and you know, so guilty
by association. What you're also saying, uh, Diddy, there's a

(01:15:35):
lot of people because there was not just that these
parties were not just at Ditty's house, they were also
at some of these other really high profile people's homes.

Speaker 9 (01:15:41):
And it's going to be down banks, pharmaceutical places.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I mean, oh yeah, I saw that hotels. I don't know,
I think, uh did he is going to disappear somehow
knocked off. Yeah, he's either going to get epsteined or
like somehow he'll make bail and then he'll bounce. Yeah,
why are you going to stick bail? I don't think
he'll make bail.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Well, I mean that's what almost happened with Sam. I
mean Sam Bregman. Freed Is wasn't as maybe smart or
savvy as did he, but he almost got away. He
was trying to get through the Bahamas to Yeah, he
had billion with assets at billions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, I'm not
sure how the whole process works, and I'm not surprised
by anything anymore. So yeah, maybe he'll get out and
they'll go you know what, forget it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
But we love justice, so we'd love to see this, dude,
do we do?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Wouldn't you love to see it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Just yes?

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Yes. I don't think he'll get bail.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
You know, was getting sexy. There's a story I saw
this morning. This retired British priest, father Andrew Wagstaff. He
took a trip to be near Pope Francis. But one
night during his trip he had a drug fueled sex
romp inside of a church with an unidentified sixty year
old Belgian priest and he ended up overdose, sing and dying.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Oh no, he wagged his staff too hard getting.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
This was in a church. Yeah, Investigators saying that the
two priests they were using ecstasy and poppers together noise
as they had sex. The official cause of death still undetermined,
but there were traces of narcotics and ecstasy found in
his body after his death. Father Wagstaff was how old, Greg,
let's go with sixty nine? Sixty nine years old? You

(01:17:29):
bet your bottom dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Cause of death best night ever? That the official corner
and from all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Those years of just pent up sexual frustration, drug death
in a church, that sinful af If you wrote you
wrote that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You say, okay, I get it. You're being edgy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
No, no, it's real.

Speaker 18 (01:17:52):
No no.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Oh they were edging. Yeah, yeah, they were edging. They
were docking, docking seven seven forty four. What he text
us over to two to nine eight seven, show you
doing nice? It's October and you know what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
The counter is fine. Let me look at the official clock.
We are twenty five days in, about twelve hours and
eleven minutes away from MENACE's birthday. Yeah, is that right, Menace? Yeah?
And then Menace he has his bucket list, Yes, got it.

(01:18:40):
You can see it after what he show on Instagram
on our Instagram and uh man, I tell you what.
I was surprised at how quick it. Sometimes it trickles,
in other times this is like I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
He yea of action a wave.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (01:18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
So the first the first thing I saw was from
a guy named David. He goes JBL is one of
my brands, and I worked for the facility. I can
host Menace for a tour and a listening experience. Happy
to help. Yes, So there was that, and then we
had a ton of people hit him up because he
wanted that Welchers great. Yeah, this was even on the
list the Welchers great ghosts she was having a hard

(01:19:15):
time finding.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
And then ghost HQ listens to the Woody Show. Yeah,
and they've been fans for apparently over ten years, that's
what they said. And they reached out like, we'll help
you find some great ghosts. Yeah, they're gonna get the
Welchers for him. Yeah, but that was incredible. So you know,
I also put it out there that I would like

(01:19:36):
to do a field goal kick at AT and T Stadium,
right and they have not hit me up yet, but
you know who did hit me up?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
The way you set that up is like Jerry Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Well, I'm trying to give you the rest of the information.
Do you know who hit me up?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Though? Jerry Jones, that's our guest. That's our guest.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
They he did not hit me up. Nobody involved with
the AT and T Stadium hit me up.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
You know who hit me up was the Superdome. Oh yeah,
And they're like, hey, we.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Listened to we listened to the Woody Show to share
show Arizon all ninety two to three in Nolins.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Would you be absolutely I would be down. Yeah, I
said I was down. I talked about availabilities at and
T Stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
We're gonna let that stand.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
I know, come on, look, I'm willing to go to
multiple stadiums, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Yeah, so stadium tour.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Yeah, I talked to them, and so we're working it out.
You better start working on that kick now, though. I
wouldn't leave that to the Gina. He's done kicks before, John, Gina,
you just met me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
You don't know about my Yeah, John, John, you know
whatever your name is, Lady, I can kick a ball, lady. Yeah,
he's basically a pro.

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
Oh yeah, I just decided to do radio instead. So
is this the Saints wiping it into cowboys face from
that week one?

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
The ooh maybe I don't know who's going to come
to the plate first, good question. But again, he's willing
to make a kick in multiple stadiums. Yep, let's do it.
So So, so that's been super fun. And do you
know who started following me on Instagram? Would he? Zero three?

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
The vomit comments?

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
The where waitlessness that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Yeah almost I saw it because yeah, we actually got
they hit us up on social media too.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Yeah, it's like somebody I guess who works for them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
I mean, oh, yeah, we can probably make that happen.
So you're down or what? Yeah, of course something duh. Yeah,
I know Woody is asking me.

Speaker 17 (01:21:33):
I know, I'm kind of surprised you would be, man,
why because you're kind of you're not at my level,
but you're kind of nervous flyer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
You said before, yeah that while you do travel often,
that you are not the world's most comfortable when it
comes to flying. You're not again, not Greg level, but
you did say that. Yeah, but I'm able to psych
myself out. Yeah, I don't even psych myself out. Yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
But this is this is a once in a lifetime
type of experience that people don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
It's that wing walker stuff. Yeah what, No, I would
like you on those stuff plan.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Yeah, where you're like standing on the wing would be
so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
And if you don't know, the zero G thing is
basically you go into airplane and it starts taking those
dives and you and you get waitlessness, yeah in those,
and then it climbs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Back up and then does another dive again. But yeah, anyway,
there's the there's the update in Medic's birthday month.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Yeah, we do a good start.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
If you want to check out the list of what
he's looking to accomplish, not ask for accomplish, It's on
our Instagram at the Woody Show. And thanks to everybody
who's already reached out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
And then number one thing people want to happen is
the Woodies Show on family Feud.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
So yeah that anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
With the family feud, know, anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Faked not be a theme to say, yeah, we're a
family yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
And then if you keep the money and don't have
to give it to charity.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Yeah, they have to tape out so many shows. I
don't think they really care who's on there. It's just
a matter of getting hold of the right person. I'm
sure we can figure it out. We're cousins, all right.
More Woody shows that This is the Woody Show on
the Killers hundred dollars and we are into another new
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(01:23:24):
We are the Woodie Show on Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
That is Greg Gorey, Good morning, there's menace?

Speaker 19 (01:23:29):
What is up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Woody? Gina grad is here. We got Sea Bass, we
got Sammy, We get the phones open at eight seven
seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four. What
he set us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. This hour we're gonna play the Craigslist price
is right. Yeah, got a dumb ass contest, so you
can play with the dumb ass contest the Craigslist price

(01:23:52):
is right. That's this hour here on the Woody Show.
Plus we always tell you that after the show, anytime
after ten am until we get on the air the
next one. And you can always leave us a message
on the after hours voicemail, same numbers that I just
gave you, the same number you call in during the
show for whatever contest topic eight seven seven four. But
people do leave us messages, and I figure we can

(01:24:12):
go through some of them now. This first one, this
is a guy who's I'm gonna use the worked up
over Greg's alien comments. All right, all right, here here
we go.

Speaker 22 (01:24:23):
This message is for Gregory Gory when we talked about
aliens are smart because they're far away.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
That's why they're smart.

Speaker 19 (01:24:33):
Look, rag humans were supposed to be this smart.

Speaker 16 (01:24:37):
Why are there still spacemen in space right now?

Speaker 19 (01:24:41):
They didn't bring old.

Speaker 22 (01:24:42):
Two freaking astronauts, But you know an alien can come
into Earth leave her whenever it was so. Yes, an
alien from far away is more intelligent than a human
because we can even.

Speaker 19 (01:24:56):
Bring astronauts home from space. So retract your comments about oh,
just because you're fro far away, you're technically smart. Well,
we have any astronauts in space. So yes, aliens are
smarter than human.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Okay, you're basing your argument of the fact that they're
real and that they're here exactly. Going back and.

Speaker 17 (01:25:21):
Forth, he says, to retract my comments, I will double
down on my comments. First of all, there are no aliens.

Speaker 13 (01:25:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:25:28):
First of all, your faw, we can bring them back.
They were offered to be brought back, they said, now, dog,
we'll wait till February. That makes zero sense because we
have two humans in the is s. Therefore, there are
aliens and they are smarter than us. That is a
non argument.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Now if okay, let's assume for the sake of argument, Greg,
this douchebag is right and the aliens are real. Right, Yes, okay,
and they have been coming and going, but yeah, we've
been unawares for the most part. Then yes, his argument
would hold water because we have a couple of people
who are up there, we automatically assume coming and going
the problem. If that's the case, people perhaps that they

(01:26:09):
have figured out traveling better than we did. But we
immediately give them this intelligent life forms and they're so smart. Why, well,
intelligent life form. It's it's it's not that they are
more intelligent than we are. Yeah, it's it's just that
they're not like some amieba Yeah, some single cell organism.
It's like they have the ability to Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:26:31):
And they and they, I guess they figured out how
to defy the laws of physics as well.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
As far as you can't do well, No, as far
as we know, as far as we know that we
defied the laws of physics, we thought when we split
the atom, greg right, or if we whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Right, so we as we currently know them right. But
none of this negates my initial thought of because they're
from far, they're just as far away from us as
we are from that they got here somehow, we didn't
get there. Okay, they looked out.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
They let down.

Speaker 17 (01:27:03):
How they get Yeah, they get off their spaceship and
they're just dumber than bricks.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
First of all, First of all, get off all right, anyway,
after ours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 19 (01:27:15):
Hey, guys, I just wanted to let you know that
I hate Sea Bass so much that I have never
ever ever put my shop and got back.

Speaker 21 (01:27:23):
Go for yourself, Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
All right, thanks everyone, but me valid argument, not like
this guy, so all the rest of 'all are screwed. Yeah. Now,
this woman, she called the after hours voicemail, she has
what she's calling a quote scientific theory when it comes
to something involving Sammy Hey Woody.

Speaker 13 (01:27:42):
Show, I wanted to call in. I'm catching up on
the podcast. I'm way behind because I was inly for
a couple of weeks here in July. And did you
know that when you download The Woody Show in another country,
the commercials are in that language in fact, But I'm
listening to guess Who's gas and the whole back and

(01:28:04):
forth about Sammy not participating and why, and I have
a theory. I'm sure Sea Bass Science Sea Bass will
weigh in on this, but my theory is I am
also similarly sized to Sammy. I'm by four, so I
think I'm significantly pollar, but I barely weigh one hundred pounds.

(01:28:26):
And Greg, before you say Ooh, I weigh that much
because I'm allergic to gluten and fairy so I can't
eat like ninety percent of the food in the world.
So if you really want to lose weight, pretend you're
allergic to those two things.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:28:42):
So my theory about the silent but deadly farts that
Miss Sammy and I often exert is because we are small,
we don't have all of the weight from the belt
up to push and force the farts out at such
a rate that they would noisy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
No just a thought.

Speaker 13 (01:29:02):
I have no scientific evidence to prove it, just a thought.

Speaker 16 (01:29:06):
Thanks for all you.

Speaker 13 (01:29:07):
Do, all your entertainment and Collins some other time.

Speaker 27 (01:29:12):
Love you, We love.

Speaker 11 (01:29:16):
Okay, So to her point, I will say that I
don't feel like an excessive amount of force that all
is trying to get out at one time. So it
should matter though, because if it's not so much all
at one time, isn't that where the noise comes from.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
But if it's just it's just a reasonable.

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
Amount, that's just gonna kind of slowly come out.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Everybody gets everybody gets a bubble. And I'm going back
to what Gina was saying and whatever recently, where the
like the end of a balloon, you know, like even
just a little tiny bit of air escaping from that
makes that noise.

Speaker 9 (01:29:48):
Yeah, it can't be your size or how much you
wake because babies fart loud.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
Yeah they're tiny. Dog, Yeah, we know you're ripping them
all day.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
It goes back. I think this probably just goes back
to uh, Sammy and her vanity, like she has to
have like a whole suitcase just for you know, hair
and makeup to do a simple photo shoot for something
that no one's really ever going to see. Yeah, right, correct.

Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
It was just that was a standard regular girl stuff
that was not over the top because she got hers done.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
It's fine, all right, Okay, so a couple of things.
Number One, you have a hypothesis, you have a guess caller.
Number two, I think we're missing the main thing with Sammy.
The majority of fart sound besides what he said the
air escaping is the slapping the which butt cheek size
come on, it's obvious, but.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
No, because like dogs, there's no butt checks in all there.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
But you hear the the back I say, Sammy eats
ten chili dogs and doesn't leave a studio.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Because it's not it's not that's that's your that's your anos,
that's your butthole.

Speaker 7 (01:31:04):
You you've I know what you have, You've spread him
and farted right. Yes, it's you get that more that
squeaky balloon sound. You don't get the deep sound. Do
you ever hear like lay in bed and lift your
butt cheek to start?

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Yes, yeah, of course, Yeah, that's pretty fun. We're in
the car when you leave. Yeah. After hours voicemails eighty
show dam.

Speaker 27 (01:31:24):
In Atlanta here. I have to say, I'm listening to
the podcast from when you guys are on vacation, and
Bort has done an amazing job. I'm so happy, especially
with the extra stuff at the end. I've been listening
to stuff I've never heard before, and I've been listening
for seven eight years now. It's amazing. I have a
stupid question though. In the morning, it sounds like you've

(01:31:47):
pre recorded stuff for Hey, it's Monday, it's labor day,
we're not here, et cetera, et cetera. This is what's
on the show. But it goes so seamlessly into stuff,
and it always does that whenever you're on vacation.

Speaker 19 (01:32:02):
How do you do that?

Speaker 27 (01:32:03):
Is that Bort being a magician or is that just
something that you've pre recorded. Please let me know. Love
you guys all.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Yeah, question.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
It's one of the reasons that Bort Yes is the
employee of the Month from September congratulations against But yeah, So,
like bort will lay out all the segments and there's
always one at the beginnings, so when it falls on
the podcast. The only reason we do that at the
beginning of the podcast is so like you know, it's
this is the best of or whatever it is from

(01:32:35):
that day. Yeah, and so we kind of tell you
what's coming up in that show, and but he gives
me all that information and then I record it and
then yes, we already know how that segment starts, so
we can just you know, record a little piece that
will seamlessly go into and Bort Yes is a magician
on top of that that Yeah, there's that has one.
We know what date it's going to win. So that's
how we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And just

(01:32:58):
an observation, none of what we do here is in
press of like or magic at all, I mean other
than just the work itself. What do you can sit
this one out? But for the rest of the people
in the room. Don't you guys think that Woody is
the most obsessed person when it comes to days and dates?

Speaker 24 (01:33:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Hey, what what's the date next Friday? Okay? We got
you know, concert tickets for the twelfth? What what day is?

Speaker 21 (01:33:21):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Is that a way true?

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
He does?

Speaker 17 (01:33:23):
It seems like you almost think that we're constantly staring
at a calendar, like you'll throw it out there, Hey, Greg,
what day is the eighteenth? I go, uh, let me next,
let me give a calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
I'm throwing it off somebody I never paid attention.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Yeah, but we don't always have our calendars. No, no,
but I'm throwing out this to somebody because I'm usually
editing or doing something else that you know. But I've
never known anybody to be more obsessed about days of
the week.

Speaker 9 (01:33:47):
Yeah, And I think what Greg is saying is that
you have dates so much on the mind that if
you if you say, like Greg, what days the ninth?

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Let he'll know it off the top of his head.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
And yeah, that's that's not the intention. The intention is
that maybe you know, somebody helped me out with what
day that is?

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
And the answer is no, yeah, no, dog, Yeah, all right,
I'll give you one more after hours voicemail again.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
You can give your anytime after ten am, all the
way until we get on the air the next morning.
Eight seven, seven forty four. What you can leave us
whatever you got. Uh, here's the next one.

Speaker 16 (01:34:18):
Guy working on some new material. Luster shows about twenty
thirty years out of the date and maybe just maybe
trying not to sound like a third rate version of
the TMZ work on these things. Some might have more listeners.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Okay, yeah, what thirty year old material? Yeah, so all
this twenty or thirty year old material. I don't know
what they're I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:34:40):
What that is.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
What he wants because he wasn't around thirty years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
What are you talking?

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
Mens love TMZ. Yeah, shout out TMZ. Let's up, Harvey,
I'll see you. Charles, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
It's like Joe, sit on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
It, Turkey, Yeah, get bed.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
I think we're looking at this wrong way. He's just
looking to help.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's enhancing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Yeah right, we already have one. We already have Mike
the show killer. Guys, we're gonna take a break, we'll
come back. Craigslist price is right, Yeah, is gonna be next?
If you want to play, give us a call eight
seven seven forty four Woody phones are now open if
you want to be on the air and have a
chance to win a prize. Craigslist Price is Right is next?

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Hang on, thank video turn that fat ass rid now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
All right, So we have a dumb ass contest ready
to go for you. And today's dumb ass contest is
going to be the Craigslist Price is Right. Yeah, yep,
Craigslist Price is Right. Simple game. If you want to
call in eight seven seven forty four Woody is the
number to be our contestant. And what I have here

(01:35:55):
in front of me, I have a stack of things
that are being sold on Craigslist. I will We'll ask
somebody here in the studio who I think would be
the best person to give us a guest on how
much it's being sold for on Craigslist. To listen as
I describe the item and read the description if available,
and then I'll find out how much they think it's
being sold on Craigslist. You, as the contest of the phone,

(01:36:16):
just have to guess is the actual Craigslist price higher
or lower.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
Than the bid that was given here in the studio.
If you could do that, you're gonna be the winner.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
All right, NOOI on the Craigslist price. Love it?

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Okay, let me go to the phones eight seven seven Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
Let's say hello to Brent. Hey, good morning, Brent, Brent, Brent, Hey,
good morning.

Speaker 16 (01:36:43):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
We're doing great? All right? So let's see here first
item for the Craigslist prices. Right, we'll go with Menace.
It is his birthday month it is. And what we
have here is a quote fabulous birthday sash. Sure, fabulous
birthday sash for a special occasion, says another year of fabulous.

(01:37:06):
It's like new, only worn for one hour for my birthday,
and it was kept in a non smoking home. Well,
check out that cool birthday. It's pink, it has black leather.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Need that to wear?

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Yeah, birthday, the fabulous birthday sash. How much do you
think it's being sold for on craigslast gently used in
the non smoking ten bucks? Ten dollars, ten dollars? All right,
So Brent, what do you think do you think the
actual Craigslist price is higher? Lower than ten dollars?

Speaker 16 (01:37:37):
I'm gonna say lower, lower than ten dollars, yep, lower.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Than ten dollars. Actual Craigslist price is four dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
So where are you gonna go?

Speaker 26 (01:37:47):
Meet ups?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Four bucks?

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Happy birthday days? Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Yeah you got it a man, congratulations, gotcha? All right,
hang on one second, man, we'll get all your information.
There's cans or keep it for next year. Yeah, let's
go to Priscilla. Hey, good morning, Priscilla, Good morning.

Speaker 13 (01:38:07):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
It's like, hey, all right, playing the Craigslist price is right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Next up Greg Gory. Greg, Well, we've always heard how
much he likes cleaning his car, right and just keeping
clean in general rights for sale on Craigslist. It's a
car vacuum. It says this is great if you like
to keep your car clean all the time. And really, Greg,
who does it? Why wouldn't you know a quick clean

(01:38:35):
can be completed now at any moment. It is totally great,
But I have a second one major. Plus it plugs
into a lighter, so there you go. Looks like a
little shot back that's much bigger than the portable one
I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why I was picturing
like a like a dustbuster. All right, so how much

(01:38:55):
how much do you think of this? Got like it's
got a couple of attachments, a little brush there to uh,
to agitate the floor mat so you can kind of
get anything out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
And I think Board wants to buy this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Yeah really, yeah, why he's in You need a car vacuum?
Board really got that shot back when I was with
him at Costco. Yeah, yeah, I need a shot back
for my pets, though not the right right? All right?
How much Greg? Uh, twenty twenty five or twenty uh?
Oh this is twenty five, break good, solid, wrest it?

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Yeah, all right, So what do you think here, Priscilla?
Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or lower?
Did it say if it's brand new or if it's No,
it's a he already had a second one. It doesn't
look like it's a The box looks kind of beat up,
but the vacuum itself actually looks like it's some pretty
pristine not pristine, but it looks like it looks pretty

(01:39:51):
fresh new. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:39:54):
Oh, I'm going to say like thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
All right, so you're going higher actual Craigslist price fifteen dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Thanks Greg, damn?

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
All right, well, hey, Priscilla, thank you for the call.
Appreciate listening to the Woody Show. Let's go to vic Hey, Good.

Speaker 19 (01:40:14):
Morning, vic vic Hey, good morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
All right, so Craigslist price is right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
Next up, we have something for Let's go to Sea
Bass on this one, all right, Sea Bass for sale
used men's underwear. It says in shape and good looking
Italian man selling his used worn underwear. First come, first serve,
no meetups. I will ship them to you the next

(01:40:43):
day when payment is received. This is a nice preyer.
They do look like a rebox boxer briefs.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
I like you.

Speaker 9 (01:40:50):
Instead of describing the underwear, he described himself.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Yeah, yeah, so they're they're they're like black boxer briefs
and they have kind of like a heel inside to
the band where you know, Reebok is printed out on there,
just strewn them. They're just strewing them seats. You know, Greg,
This sounds like free money to me. I know it does.

(01:41:13):
It can be an insane person of any sex to
turn it down.

Speaker 17 (01:41:15):
But here's the downside. Now that he's going to sell these,
he's gonna get murdered. Yeah wait, he'll be fine. Have
money in his pocket.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Just go to the post office, don't put a return address,
and how they're gonna find you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
Oh, money, seebats. How much do you think, well, a
lot of a he's fit something to go with. Twenty
six dollars twenty six bucks, vic, what do you think higher?
Lower than twenty six dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
It's so found that's gotta be lower lower.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Actual Craigslist price. It is a bargain. Oh no, I
take that back, just kidding. It's fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Yeah, it's a very take it's a very stupid man.
Fifty dollars.

Speaker 16 (01:41:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Yeah, see what a rip? He Sorry about that? Man?

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
No, wait, thanks man?

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
We got time for one more?

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Yeah, see yeah, no we do.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
I'm looking. I'm looking through the answer. We got okay,
a more underwear. Yeah no, yeah, no, it's it's not underwear.
We're gonna get one for Gina grad here, Andrea, Good morning, Andrea,
good morning morning. All right, so we're playing the Craigslist
price is right. Next up, it's a purple Sonic toothbrush
slash personal vibrator. It is portable sonic toothbrush, but this

(01:42:32):
purple Sonic toothbrush has more than one reason to keep
you smiling. The toothbrush head is interchangeable with a vibrator head. Yes,
you read that right a vibrator head. The case it
comes with is its own chargers, so you won't have
to worry about finding the charger. It also includes a
white five old charger with a user manual. Now let

(01:42:53):
me close up the price here.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
That's actually genius.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
See how you can change the head of it out.

Speaker 9 (01:42:57):
That is genius. I've never seen it anything like that. Yeah,
it's too and she didn't just decide it's a vibrator.

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
It comes with any yeah, yeah this, yeah, look look
at the attachment there and great and he goes right
next to the thing you put in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
I assume both attachments are used from sorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Now, what if you like, uh, let's just say you
knocked one out the night before and you wake up
the next morning you go to brush your teeth. Got
oh no, yeah, you'd be like, oh yeah, it's like
people that reach for the for the viazing and they
glab they grabbed the super glow right, or you.

Speaker 4 (01:43:29):
Have Minty Fresh, you know downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Right exactly, a birthday present coming at you.

Speaker 9 (01:43:34):
Seriously, the only thing stopping me from saying a bargain
at any price is that they've both been used, so
I can only assume so I'm it's.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
A good product. I'm going to say twenty five bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
Twenty five bucks. Andrew, do you think the actual Craigslist
price is higher or lower than twenty five dollars?

Speaker 13 (01:43:55):
I think the price is higher higher.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
Actual Craigslist price forty yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:44:07):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:07):
Here, I'm just gonna give you that ad.

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
You can look this up.

Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
Yeah, we can tell you. All right, Well, that's how
you play the Craigslist price is right, everybody, Andrew, hang
on one second. We'll get all your information. Uh yeah,
we're gonna play one more when we come back. I
found something for Bort. Bort never gets to play. Oh yeah, yeah,
So on second, here, let's go to uh Gerald, Hey, Gerald, Gerald, Hello,
good morning, Hey, good morning, he Gerald.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
Hey, can you hang on one second.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Well, as soon as we get back from the break,
we're gonna let you play a special Bort round of
the Craiglist prices, right, can you.

Speaker 10 (01:44:37):
Hang on just for us?

Speaker 16 (01:44:39):
Yeah, for sure, thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
All right, thank you, Gerald. We're gonna take that break.
We'll come back more. What he shows next? Hang care
the Woody Show. All right, I told you we had
one more for the Craigslist price is right. We were
playing the dumbass contest before the break And for those

(01:45:03):
of you a just joining us, we have these different
ads that we have from Craigslist, things that people are
selling on Craigslist. Some of the stuff is really really dumb.
We just said like before, like why didn't bother You're like, oh,
coffee filters? Just what are you doing anyway? So I
have one more ad here. I'm gonna give it to
Bored because Bort very rarely gets to ever play with

(01:45:26):
these nice and so I have an item here. I'll
tell Bort all about it. He is going to give
us a price for how much he thinks it's being
sold for on Craigslist. Let me go to Gerald here, Gerald,
thank you for alling through the break man. I appreciate
it all right. So craigslist price is right, Bored. The
item is vintage guinea pig stuffed animal. Oh yeah, so

(01:45:48):
you know, you know Bort loves him some guinea pigs.
How many guinea pigs do you have? Now? I know
you had one recently that passed away. Did you ever
get another one?

Speaker 20 (01:45:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
We have two? We have you had okay, but you
had three? Yeah, what's the most you ever had? One time? Three?
Three is the race. Yeah, the names of your current
ones Ev and Lina. Oh human slasher like girls now

(01:46:16):
yeah Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:20):
Yeah, it was one blood fault. I'm saving that, saving
that for later. Maybe it was suicide. That's my nickname,
all right. So it's a vintage guinea pig stuffed animal
from the seventies in like new condition. It's got the
original ear button and tag and a squeaker in size said,

(01:46:43):
it's about the size of a real small guinea pig.
Original owner never played with from a non smoking home.
That's big in all these ads. We can meet at
Petco at almost any time. Please bring the amount in
there so it's in cash. But yeah, so how much
do you think? I sent Bored a picture so he
could see what what this vintage stuffed guinea pig toy

(01:47:06):
looks like.

Speaker 25 (01:47:07):
It looks pretty well made. It's very lifelike, adorable probably slightly.
Just means it was on shelf for forty years and
never dusted once got it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
You can always kind of you always kind a hold
and do it right, Greg, like me, I mean, I'm saying, yeah,
he just like open a couple of the stitches there,
just like go for you, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
Yeah, great the second you saw that photo, is that
something that you thought about it?

Speaker 18 (01:47:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:47:37):
Yeah, that's what you wanted to.

Speaker 16 (01:47:39):
Do, just.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Every stuff away from Greg from ye like, because I
expressed interest in that. You can wear it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
You can wear it over your hog right golf club
cover and keep it warm.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Yeah, you know what, bor, this is an idea. You
should buy this and you should do that for your
wife's shasta, just like drill a hole in it. However,
have it over your shafts and go like, hey baby
when she comes home from word like skinny pig. I
think it's cute. I don't think it's adorable. Yeah, it's
all sexy. I'd either be killed or put on a
watch list or both. And you can point in and
go your necks wow, And then she'll say, how did

(01:48:19):
you do that? What do you give you? The idea?
Just a hole of it and just cut a hole
in it, cell gros, Yeah, just have sex with it,
thinking like this is something I expected from Sea Bass,
not you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
That's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
Yeah, jeez, why did I come up?

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
Would that be raft?

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
I mean to animal? All right, how much do you
think of.

Speaker 4 (01:48:39):
Uh, fifteen dollars? How much fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Dollars fifteen dollars? Sorry, Gerald, what do you think? Sorry
for the tangent, Gerald, Greg wants to have you ever.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
Had sex with the stuffed animal?

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
Drill?

Speaker 16 (01:48:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Not yet?

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
No, okay, well, yeah, something think about. Don't knock it
till you try the drill?

Speaker 16 (01:48:58):
Yeah, drill.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Anyway, do you think the actual crisis price is higher
lower than fifteen dollars?

Speaker 27 (01:49:07):
I'm gonna go ahead and say if higher than fifteen.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
Dollars, actual Craigslist price seventy five dollars, Yeah, pricey flash one.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
That you really should have sexted it?

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
Well, Gerald, hang on one second. Congratulations U are a
winner here on the Craigslist prices. Right, we're gonna take
a quick break and a cold shower because now we're
all more what he shows next?

Speaker 11 (01:49:37):
Hang on?

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
And then I went to the bathroom, and I came
back and the planet totally changed.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Totally different experience. Oh no, we're with a woody show
right now.

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Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
All right, Welcome back everybody, Wednesday morning. Some entertainment stuff
for you here and just a moment. Also, we'll get
to the birthday's corner. Birthday here on the Woody Show.
Today is the versus Russiashana. Yeah yeah, October second, Happy
New Year to all of our Jewish friends out there.

(01:50:36):
Today is also National Coffee with a Cop Day. I'm
thinking about it. I was gonna say, get ready for
the annual story about how somebody was trying to rip
off somewhere and it was Shop with a Cop Day.

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
So oh yeah, fine, do I do this today? On
today too, He's gonna go rob that barista.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
But right it coffee. It was coffee with a yeah yeah,
some of the entertainment stuff. Dave Grohl was seen out
for the first time since the whole scandal broke. He
was with his daughter buying up a bunch of crap
at Spirit Halloween. So food Fighters course. On hiatus, Dave
says he wants to be home and focus on earning
back the trust of his family, which clearly he's doing

(01:51:16):
at Spirit.

Speaker 4 (01:51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
The rest of the band also reportedly just wants to
you know, regroup spend some time with their families as well.
Speaking of Spirit, Halloween, Saturday Night Live did a funny
skit about Spirit, and Spirit actually responded back because they
had done this sketch. It was a pretty funny sketch,
really good. Yeah, but Spirit retweeted the sketch with the

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caption quote, we are great at raising things back from
the dead at NBC SNL. The tweet also included a
picture for a fake SNL fifty anniversary season costume, which
is described on the packaging as an irrelevant fifty year
old TV show. The fake costume is said to include
dated references, unknown cast members and shrinking ratings.

Speaker 4 (01:52:03):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
I love it when brands lash out at other brands.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
Yep, But the I mean, that segment was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
I wasn't making I thought so. Also, it's inaccurate because
I had their highest ratings in quite some time. Yeah,
so double in quite some time.

Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
But I mean the last election year, right, there aren't
four networks anymore. Sorry, Yeah, but anyway, that weird respond Yes, yeah, Dix.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
I thought it was kind of funny, Like I like
it when Wendy's like snaps.

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
He too, I think whifts really Yeah for sure, I
like those overblown.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
I do like those fake costume Yeah, those are things
that people like you just make them up about, you know,
whatever it is. That was pretty funny, oddly but hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
Greg Gory is the only one who hates Green Day,
you guys, so does the entire city of Las Vegas.
Because at a show in San Francisco, Billy Joe commented
on how the A's were moving to Vegas, and he said,
I hate Las Vegas. It's the worst itch hole in America. Now,
keep in mind this is from a guy who is

(01:53:05):
backing Oakland and standing in San Francisco as as he
says this, if I hadn't been.

Speaker 7 (01:53:12):
To either city, which I have been to both many
two times of course, the times if I just had
to guess which is the craphole city, the one that
lost three sports teams are the one that gained three?

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Well, true, he's just a moron. Yeah. Also, like they
can't even have traffic lights right, because the traffic lights.

Speaker 24 (01:53:31):
Are getting stolen, so they are where there used to
be a light. They are now just bolting a stop
sign if they've given up. So you know what, guys,
just take it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
A video of a guy here in Dallas smashing a
guitar signed by Taylor Swift is making the rounds on
social media. I don't know if you saw this, but
is it real? He bought this guitar last weekend at
a charity auction and then walked up to the front
of the stage and destroyed it in.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
Front of everybody. That will get you on the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Guess how she paid for it? How much?

Speaker 4 (01:54:05):
Forty forty thousand, five grand.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
At least three thousand, because there are some reports that
he spent over four thousand. But even still like he
bought it, he went and collected it, came back up
to the front of stage, and just that he's an
older dude, isn't you know. He's like all gray and
you know, like a like a grandpa looking guy, and
he's he just bashed it. They're saying it could be
like a political thing, because.

Speaker 23 (01:54:27):
Oh I thought that would be Yeah, it's the older
guy or he's redneck banksy. Oh yeah, yeah, he destroys
his own painting. Well, I thought he would probably be
a YouTuber when he first said it. They're like, oh,
we'll spend that money and then put the video up
on YouTube and then monetize it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:43):
Chris Martin says Coldplay will only release two more albums,
despite many of the band's critics who would prefer they
release even less. That was his joke. I thought that
was pretty funny. Uh So, anyway, he said, kind of
comparing you his look, he goes, you know Harry Potter
seven books, there are only twelve and a half Beatles albums.
There's about the same, you know, Bob Marley, so all

(01:55:04):
of our heroes. And also having that limit means that
the quality control is so high right now and for
a song to make it, it's almost impossible, which is great.
And Chris says he still enjoys working on new music
and will continue that just you know, something other than Coldplay.
He says, quote, there's something about this Coldplay thing that
just has been coming to me for about four or
five years now, like, you have to finish this and

(01:55:27):
I trust that, just like I trust the songs.

Speaker 7 (01:55:29):
Interesting it must be nice, Greg, You know, I know
you're gonna stop coming to work because you feel like
you've done when all you're gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:55:35):
Or is it because I have half a billion dollars? Well,
and he's not saying that he's gonna stop, they're gonna
stop playing shows. They're just saying there's no more new
music they can. What we're saying, though, is it must
be nice to have the option to have that. Oh yeah,
I have that choice to get to the point, to
get to the point where you're working because you want.

Speaker 4 (01:55:50):
To be passion.

Speaker 3 (01:55:52):
That's what Tarantino's doing.

Speaker 4 (01:55:53):
He's only going to direct ten films. That's what he said.

Speaker 3 (01:55:55):
Oh is that is that all?

Speaker 4 (01:55:56):
And then he's just doesn't go away and smell fees?

Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
All right? Time for your birthdays and your partner birthday,
goat show. Its Shimmerday. We're gonna it's Shimmday. We're gonna
sit patage, It's Shimoday. And you know we don't do
And of course we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday
to Lorraine Brocco, Doctor Jennifer Melfie on the soprano is

(01:56:21):
also Ray Liota's wife, Karen around Karen start A Sauce Karen,
she's seventy years old. You got Kelly Rippa, who is
fifty four. Eprin Ramirez Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite is fifty
one years old tonight. See Napoleon Dynamite is a movie
that I enjoyed the first time, right, I liked it

(01:56:43):
even better the second time, but then by the third
time it was terrible.

Speaker 7 (01:56:48):
Yeah, wow, yeah, okay, Well that's what Hollywood did with
John Hayter the Star. They said, okay that he did
this one thing, and then they tried two or three
other things, and now he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:56:56):
I'm sking with that movie in particular, like I didn't
know what to expect, so very low expectation. That exceeded
that to where I wanted to see it again, and
then I really enjoyed it because I had a better
idea obviously watching it a second time. And then I
tried to watch it a third time and just couldn't
make it through. Yeah, that's like, okay, We're good bye.
Sting is seventy three years old today. Paul Tittle, Junior

(01:57:18):
from an American Chopper is fifty. You got Tiffany remember
back in the eighties, The Big Mall Pop Princess, She
is fifty three and his big song American Pie, released
in nineteen seventy one. Don McLean is seventy nine years
old today, and today's porno birthday is another Tiffany. It's
Tiffany Watson, and she's gotten dirtier than the inside of

(01:57:40):
Gina Grad's car bad Oh No. In five hundred and
ninety five fine films, including one of Sea Bass's favorites,
Ain't No Loving Like Your Cousin second Plusses. She was
also in perfectly Trimmed Bush Volume eight. She was incredible
in Bathroom Sluts, So Banging Before Breakfast Volume one, and

(01:58:02):
who can forget her unforgettable role in Tiffany Watson squirts
everywhere on her live cooking show. I know right, that's
Tiffany Watson, who is twenty nine years old today, and
that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a
little look what's happening around the world of entertainment here
on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break

(01:58:24):
More Woody Show next, Hang on, Buila.

Speaker 4 (01:58:27):
Wouldn't approve The Woody Show, all right? Todd to wrap
up and get the hell out of here, everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:58:34):
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(01:59:23):
please Yeah, saying returning the favor just sounds so much
nicer than revenge. I mean, I do love revenge. Jes
As you know, you're the biggest fan, oh dude, like
a good vengeance flick, which you love. I love you,
love all those Liam Neeson movies. I love that genre. Yeah.
I mean, if it's revenge, why I feel the need

(01:59:45):
to soften it, right and.

Speaker 4 (01:59:46):
Anyone who says I didn't start it, but I'm going
to finish it, all right?

Speaker 19 (01:59:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
Also good yeah, look out for those people. Very very scary,
very dangerous, very intimidating. All right, Thank you very much,
Greg Gory than Joe, thank you so much for giving
the So what do you show some of your valuable
time this morning? You know we'd love to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We will catch back here on Thursday. Everyself a great day.
SMD double M. I quit this bitch,