The Woody Show October 8th 2024 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, old.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning everybody. It is Tuesday. It's

(00:49):
October the eighth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome, we are
the Woody Show. Hi, my name is Woody. That is
Greg Gordon. Good morning. Many's good morning to you. Good morning, Woody.
There's Gina grad Hey there, good morning. And then we
got Sammy, Good morning. There's Sea Bags. Last, but not least,
we got Borts. We got Caroline Morgan is here. She's

(01:09):
our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. We got the
phones open for you at eight seven seven forty four.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two two nine eight seven coming up for you on
the show this morning. Very excited. We're gonna do around
a Fat Chick Skinny Chick, a game that we've been
getting a lot of feedback from since we brought it back,

(01:29):
and like all good. Like every once in a while
you get like one person we want you also followed
up with a fat dude, skinny dude. It doesn't work
the same. Yeah, yeah, care. Yeah, but it really doesn't
work the same, like the questions and the guys are
just I mean it's different well gross, yes, but also
way more obvious, way more obvious, like women can be tricky.

(01:51):
Yeah you know, and so yeah fat chick, skinny chick.
News headlines, we got the entertainment stuff. Birthday's porno birthday
all coming up for you this morning here on the
Woody Show. Uh, it is Tuesday. It is a Taco Tuesday.
It's what it's ray taco.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yes, it is run out of the sky tacos.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
No need to ask why just open your mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Close your eye? Why is that menace? Say straight and tacos?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Ah you Kenny.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Shall, Jeez, I want some? Who wants some?

Speaker 6 (02:53):
I want it?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
What do you want on it show? Jeez? Shell for me, lettuce, cheese,
shell cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese. It's rain and taco
lighters out rain and tacos self all lights torchess. Well,

(03:22):
I got some stats all right for Taco Tuesday. Ninety
percent of people say they like tacos. Oh really, the
other ten percent are whackos lost a spanished from earth.
Because here's the thing, Like, okay, there's different fillings for tacos. Okay,
maybe you don't eat yeah right, there are other things. Yeah,

(03:42):
maybe you only eat fish. You got like shrimp tacos
or fish tacos. Yeah, maybe you just like some some
beans and cheese and lettuce. You can get that any occasion,
that's right. Mexican food is America's second favorite cuisine behind Italian.
The most popular taco filling by far, beef chicken is second,

(04:04):
followed by steak, shrimp, fish, pork, and beans. Six percent
said none of these. As for the topping, seventy five
percent of people want their taco to have cheese yes,
followed by lettuce and sour cream, salsa, tomatoes, guacamole, vegetables,
and beans. But my question for you guys to two

(04:28):
parter crunchy or soft Lately? I'm crunchy, always crunchy, cru
always crunchy. I've been soft. Yeah, crunchy, Yeah, crunchy, crunch
You shouldn't exist.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Well, it's not real tacos. You wanted to go ahead
and pre empty texts. Yes, we know, so authentic tacola okay,
follow we understand, Yeah, we get it. Also flour or
corn tortilla. I love corn Yeah, corn, I like corn.
I've better rebelation about corn touch tortillas. Is the corn

(05:02):
is really good when it is deep fried torstada, tortilla chips, nachos.
But in a soft folded taco it is it is rubbery.
Is really it is rubbery.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is. It has way less flavor than a flower tortilla.
Like it. Yeah, you're that's the thing. I'm with you.
Like for me, carneis out of tacos. Uh with a
little bit of the the onion cilantro mix on top
of the air and hit it with like the green
prefer the green day. Yeah, it's gonna be corn. It

(05:36):
has to be slightly crunchy. The only thing you can
leave when I get my plate of the corn, you
know street tacos. You can save the lime wedge with
that little like radish circle thing vegetables now you know.
I'm it's I just throw it away anyway. It's gonna
be wasted and waists should not waste it. Yeah. Speaking
of waste, a pub in England called The Star in

(05:59):
at Vogue. They have gone viral because they are charging
their diners in extra fee for leaving excessive amounts of
food on their plates during their as eat as much
as you like buffet. Yeah, I've seen quite a few
places do that, so I figured Greg would like that
because he does not like waste. Customers were surprised to
see a three dollars charge per person added to their

(06:21):
bill to cover the costs of the raw materials uh.
The reactions mixed, some people agreeing that it's a good idea.
Others felt you shouldn't have to pay more if your
belly gets full, you're milly gone full? Well you loaded
up the plate. Yeah, it's all you can carry instead
of all you can eat?

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Greg, have you ever been to an all you can
eat sushi and they often have a sign that says
you must finish. You can't a plate of rice right
before you order. Have you ever taken a bag or
maybe even just your pockets and filled that's a hack? Well,
it's a trick, is what it is. But yeah, because
a lot of suit all you can eat sushi bars
will have that because people to eat them get like

(07:02):
a plate of rice. Charge your same idea, but it's
much less, much less messy to throw rice in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Sushi place I went to, they have time limits as well,
an hour or something. You don't stay for two meals,
I need more time, well, like on a buffet, because
some of the some of the arguments for this is dumb.
It's like, well, that's the great thing about a buffet,
Like you can just try different things and if you
try me don't like it. But here's the thing. You
don't have to think a mountain. You don't take it.

(07:31):
It's like a full serving spoon of something that you
just want to quote try exactly, take like a little
taste of it, and then bring it back to your
table with the other stuff that you got that you like,
and then if you like it, you can go back.
Because it's a buffet. Yeah, there are repeat trips. The
excess waist is the best part. Yeah, I'm going to

(07:52):
take it a little bite of this. You know, I
get like ten different desserts. I just take a bite
of each one. By the way, the biggest animals I
think at the buffet the people that they the plate
is piled so high. Yeah, it's just a big slot plate.
Like nothing has its own space article. Yeah, like again,
you know you can go back right, it's wrong with you,
but it just looks so sloppy. The only time you

(08:13):
have to do that is with crab legs, because yeah, yeah,
that's true. But the other thing is too You see
people going back up, but you're not supposed to bring
a dirty plate back up to the buffet with you disguising.
Yeah right, I saw that a lot on the last
cruise that was on, and the people from the cruise
line kept saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

(08:35):
give me, and they were just taking them. Yeah, there's
endless clean plate. There's a ton of It's like a
hotel towels, Like. You don't have to use a towel
more than once. That's the best part. You don't have
to use a dirty plate to go get seconds. You
can get a nice clean plate.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Just yeah. They are animal like. You look at them
and there's there are signs that they're not people. Eight
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Speaker 1 (09:21):
Back to the Woody Show. We are into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Tuesday morning. It's October the eighth, twenty twenty four. Thank
you for being here.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Whatdy?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's Greg Gory. Goody, we got menace. What is up, Woody?
There's Gina grand Hey, there, Sammy see here all right,
got sea vass mealing around here somewhere. We got a
rather fat chick, skinny chick coming up for you this hour. Yep,
no great, I'll be coming up in the next segment.
A man. Everybody's talking about this hurricane. Yeah story, Hurricane

(09:58):
Milton is a monster. It's become one of the top
five most intense Atlantic hurricanes on record. I mean, think
of all the storricanes right that you've heard of, and
like these big ones that you know. Yeah, it's ramped
up quick too. It jumped three categories in just a
few hours yesterday, made it to a Category five storm.

(10:20):
Sustained wins of one hundred and sixty five miles an hour,
but as we speak, it's down to a Category four,
expected to hit somewhere around Tampa, Florida, tomorrow night into Thursday.
The National Hurricane Center says the storm could weaken again
before making landfall, but will also just grow larger, so
therefore affecting a wider area. I saw something about like

(10:43):
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have already relocated to New Orleans
where they're well, where they're having their game against the Saints,
and then Disney World is preparing, they're not taking any
new reservations. Then you know it. Yeah, but this as
of right now, all operations are normal. Yeah, you know,
for like those those particular days because they're they're waiting
to see just how you know, it will it will affect.

(11:05):
I was at disney World one time when a hurricane
blew through. Really yeah, and so you lost a whole day.
We were just hold up in our hotel room for
the entire day. But I wasn't married, didn't have kids.
Well I was married, but not to my current wife.
My first wife and I were down there, no kids,
and so that was a little bit easier to deal
with because it was just.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
Us, wasn't just people weren't disappointed. I went through a
Category two in Mexico and we were sleeping in the
bathroom because we're afraid like the windows.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Did they tell you to do that or did you
just think to do that?

Speaker 10 (11:38):
I just think to do that because, like I mean,
all the workers are just like trying to hunker down
the whole resort that we were in.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
But did you see Burke Kreischer on Instagram last night?

Speaker 10 (11:49):
He's doing some kind of well, he was doing a
benefit show, but he has to put the last hurricane, yeah,
because another one's going through.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
But he also said that his parents refused to leave.
Oh So, our buddy Brad who lives in Tampa, I
hit him up yesterday. He's got like some other house
in Ohio. So he had the high tail to Ohio.
He got the hell out of there. Yeah, we know
a few other people that live in Tampa. But they're
mandatory evacuations. You gotta get the hell out and what

(12:17):
they need by that is gets mandatory. If you stay,
you're on your own. National Hurricane Center warning about heavy rain,
damaging winds, possible fifteen foot storm surge, rainfall, somewhere between
five and ten inches in areas that were already saturated
before Hurricane Helene hit. That was less than two weeks ago.
They see other areas could get more than fifteen inches

(12:37):
of rain, Like, what are you gonna do? Just bounce? Yeah,
you don't need those things and you need to live.
And to put it in perspective, you said fifteen feet
storm surge. Fifteen foot storm storm surge. Do you know
how much a story of a building is? Like twelve ten?
This is a story and a half. That's how I mean.
Just to put it in perspective. Damn huge. Yeah. There

(13:00):
was a hurricane that blew through when I was a kid,
Hurricane Gloria, like in the eighties, Gloria something but your nipples. Yeah. Yeah.
So some news for Sammy Jabriel Peppers. You know who
that is? I do? Who is Jabriel Peppers Pots? He's

(13:23):
a safety for the team and not only is he
a patriot, he's a team captain. Okay, didn't possibly go wrong,
didn't play in their game against the Dolphins. People were
wondering why, and now we know it's because he was arrested.
He's being charged with assault and battery, assault with a
dangerous weapon, strangulation, and possession of cocaine. But he is
a professional football player. Why would you risk all that?

(13:45):
I don't know, because you're an idiot. Why wouldn't you
just be an angel. You're supposed to be a team captain. Yeah, yeah,
strangle chicks after you're done playing. Do whatever you want, dude,
on your own time, right, Yeah, he got into some
chick on Saturday night. She called the cops, claims that
he hit and choked her multiple times before pushing her
down the stairs. I guess she was treated at the scene.

(14:06):
His lawyer says that he has seen videotaped evidence that
casts doubt on the charges. So I guess we'll see
that he locked.

Speaker 11 (14:13):
Her out of the house when she was naked or something.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
This is awesome. Well, you don't know. I mean, you're right,
I don't know. We'll see, I tell you. After the
Trevor Bauer thing, man, I felt I still feel so
bad for that dude picture for the Dodgers. Woman made
up all these claims and things like that. I don't
trust anybody. They are. Yeah, they're just with him too.
Is that?

Speaker 11 (14:35):
Like he's I think kind of suspended, but with pay
and still go to meetings and stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, but it's not like it's like we're done with you. Yeah,
because he's not you know, he's not being convicted. He's
not you know, they're investigating you. Really you really don't
know yet. And that's the thing. It sucks that you
have to be like that. But we've seen so many
of these things where people just completely fabricate and make
things up, especially with these people the god money or fame.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
Or well, if this was a couple of years ago,
he would be instantly canceled. Oh yeah, of course, of course.
But now, you know, we'll wait, we'll see if he
turns out to be a piece of garbage, which is
where I'm leaning, right, I think where there's smoke, there's fire.
But still it's like I can't fully sit there, and
you know, damn the guy. This is also for Samy.
The headline reads reads, uh bought py rex during COVID.

(15:23):
Oh you may be getting a refund. Oh oh no,
you love some Pyrex I do. It's still make stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's still current. Yeah, you can buy a current pirates. Yeah,
they still make stuff she likes.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
But I do have regular standard glass ones as well.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
The Federal Trade Commission has announced that it's issuing a
whopping eighty eight thousand dollars in refunds to people who
bought measuring cups made in China despite being advertised as
made in the USA. According to the agency, demand for
the popular glass measuring cups became so great into twenty

(16:00):
twenty during the pandemic that instant brands shifted production to
China while continuing to market them as being manufactured in
the US. Fires scandalous. I know, eighty eight thousand dollars,
your share will be like four cents.

Speaker 10 (16:14):
No, we bought so much dumb crab during the pandemic,
like people got obsessed with certain all.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Y'all got obsessed with making sourdough bread, right that the
dumbest bread's like two cents. Yeah, I just heard this.
I think I'm remembering this correctly, and it's something I
never knew despite you know, this area being well, not
this specific area, but like, you know, Pittsburgh in general, Charleroi, Pennsylvania,
which is where my first full time radio job was.

(16:41):
On ninety eight point three, w e SA shout out
that they have a Pyrex factory there. What in the
radio station not in the radio station. They bulldozed that
building years ago. You had a studio setup right there, Yeah,
right in the Pyrex factories. Take a chur Yeah, because
there was I'm like they had like some not protests,

(17:02):
but they were out there, you know, campaign and try
to keep the place open despite something else that was
going on. They wanted to move it somewhere else and
maybe the Chin I don't know, but I'm like, oh, damn, Charlotroy,
what's up? Never heard of it? I remember Charlotte. It's
a suburb of Pittsburgh. It's there in the Mont Valley. Yeah,
and that's that's where I was. JJ Rice. You guys

(17:23):
the program director because my name Jeff Junior, Right, He's like, oh,
JJ j W the Rice because there was another guy.
There was another guy in radio named JJ Rice that
he liked that station, and so he's like, oh, well,
you're gonna be JJ Rice too. And I'm like, I
was like seventeen. I'm like, all right, did I have

(17:47):
blonde in a polish shirt when you have no dog?

Speaker 12 (17:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'm sure didn't. I could picture you with a lot
of names. JJ Rice isn't one of them. Yeah, Rice
r a schmoosh bag. All right, well, we're gonna take
a quick break. We have a volunteer on the line
for a round of fat Chick Skinny Chick. This is

(18:13):
the Woody Show, all right. Well, welcome back, all right,
and a game that we quite frankly neglected for many
many years, but we thought better of it and we
brought it back and boys hit back with a vengeance,
getting a lot of great feedback on and people seem
to love it. Nine out of ten times when approached

(18:33):
about this particular game that we play, it's a woman
who's bringing to do our attention guard. Oh my god,
I love that game so much. It's time for fat Chick,
Skinny Chick. Yeah, yeah, this is a game. Yeah, he's true.
One time, I did have a personal trainer and she
was kind of like a butchy lesbian and she would

(18:55):
always do this game with potential clients. And she was
telling me like what she would do where they would
call in and ask some questions and then just by
talking to them, she would try to guess if they
were going to be a bigger person or a skinny
person when they walked in. So great, right, just based
on some of the things that they were talking about.
I said, man, that'd be a great game for the show.

(19:15):
And so yeah, so started doing it and everybody loved
the game. So we have a volunteer, somebody who was
not dragged in here or had a gun put to
their head. No, we said, who would like to be
a volunteer? Huh to be a contestant on Fat Chick
Skinny Chicken? Just for answering our questions and being a
good sport our volunteers, they automatically get a prize. And

(19:35):
today's volunteer, let's say hello to Heather. Good morning, Heathery, Heather,
good morning, good morning. All right, so thank you for volunteering,
for being a good sport. The one thing we ask
you is just to make sure you give us some
honest answers. Don't try to intentionally throw us off. We
want to see how good we are of these questions
and if we can guess, and somebody goes, well, how
can you really tell? Because it's one way or the other. Yeah,

(19:56):
it's very easy, very obviously either fat or skinny is
no in between. Ease you know they're not because those
are those are arbitrary, right, and so it's just very
obvious one way or the other. Heather, are you ready
for the questions?

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay. Who would like to go first? Fat chick, skinny chick.
I would like to start with are you married?

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Not married, but we've been together for twenty four years.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Relationship. What's your go to coffee order?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
I'm not really a big coffee drinker anymore. More of
a tea?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh okay? What kind of tea?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I like a citrus mint?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh so like a hot tea?

Speaker 13 (20:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, okay. Do you have any kids?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
I have two kids?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
All right? Uh? How old are they?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Eleven and seven?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Eleven and seven? What kind of sodaes do you like?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
I don't really drink soda. If I do, it's a
ginger real.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh that kind of threw me off. Yeah, and just
by itself. Yes?

Speaker 8 (21:02):
What is your let's say, what's your most commonly drunk
cocktail or or beer?

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Wine?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Whatever? Like your liquor alcohol? Lets you go to drink
a choice? Like if you're having some adult beverages tequila line? Yeah? Interesting?
Do you wear makeup every day?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Only when I work?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I'm a hairstylist.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you prefer warm weather or cold weather cold? Back
to your job, real quick hairstylist. Is it like a
and don't get us the name, but is it more
like a great clips type of place or more like
a salon like a chain or a boutine?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
It's a nice salon.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
What is your favorite store of choice? Like? Uh, Target,
a Walmart, Low's, Macy's, Macy.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Uh, actually probably Costco?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
On your Facebook profile, do you have a solo picture
or a group picture? Solo picture? Is that picture cropped
or is it a full body shot?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
It's just a selfie?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Okay, all right, we had this as a listener question.
Can we hear you cough? Oh my gosh, I just
give us have.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Really bad allergies last night? Or no?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Perfect so it'll sound really good, just like get quick?

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Really this is awkward?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Oh allergy?

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Like?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
What is your favorite item at the Costco food court?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
At the food court? Shoot, I don't really go to
the food court. I used to love the hot dogs,
but they give me really bad heartburn.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
What kind of milk do you buy? A whole? Two, skim, whole,
always whole?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Oh milk?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you have any tattoos?

Speaker 13 (22:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
What are they and where are they?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
Do you want to go of a heart on the
back of my leg. I have the Virgo zodiac sign
on my side. I have the Roman numeral fourteen on
the back of my neck, and a cherry blossom on
my wrist and a geometrical one on my arm.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
For my siblings beer wine?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Uh dear?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, what kind of what group of kids did you
roll with in high school? Like the jocks, the gigs,
the outcasts, ire in the middle popular kids.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
M definitely not the popular kid.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, So like what were you what was your outcast?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Kind of misfitting, not outcasts, but just had my core
group of five girls that I hung out with.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, did you play any high school sports? No? Where
do you keep your scale in the house.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Underneath my bathroom vanity?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Same? Do you have a gym membership? No? I've been
locked in. You've been locked in? Yeah, I stay locked
Do you know what what is a food that is
a zero point food in way watchers?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
What's that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, good answer, good answer, But I don't even
know that either.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
Do you when you're when you just like go out casually,
do you prefer a dress or like pants or shorts?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Pants?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Are shorts? Definitely?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Let's see what I have on that? Oh, thongs or
boy shorts?

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Bongs?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay? Hell? You have snore?

Speaker 11 (24:38):
No?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
No, not that I know of anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Do you have a nose ring?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
I used to, but I only kept it for six months?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, because it looks terrible. Huh? All right? How would
you rate your skills in bed on scale of one
to ten?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
You're asking the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Why ask your partner a right?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah? I mean personally, i'd probably say like an eight
or nine.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
I'll ask you a better question. Are there any moves
in the bedroom that you no longer do?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Eh? Any retired moves?

Speaker 15 (25:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It away. Do you have a crazy color hair?

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Not currently you've done.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Like like crazy? How long ago did you have like
the crazy colored hair?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
My go to is usually pink, and I haven't done
that in probably like a year.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think I'm lost. You have long hair? Yes, I
think I'm good. Can you tell me what a relev
is a relevany?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Is that a ballet?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah? Oh wow? But she questioned it though. How many
kimonos do you have? Zero? Ks are not culturally sensitive?
How many? How many pairs of jeans do you own?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
I probably have about five that I go between the
same three.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Okay, I'm totally locked in. Oh man, you guys have
any more? I think I'm locked You're locked in, locked
locked in? All right, Yeah, let's go around the room
and chop it up here. Who wants to go first? Gina?
What is your guess? For the first half of.

Speaker 14 (26:21):
The questions, I was going skinny, but I've changed my mind.
I think I'm gonna say lovingly and respectfully, fat chick,
all right?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
And why you know what really swayed me?

Speaker 14 (26:33):
And I don't have a good answer for it, but
the tattoos somehow really just I was like, okay, like
this is who I'm going with.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
See the tattoo I had in my skinny column because
she has a side that's that used to be a
good indicator. But man, yeah, they used to good indicator anymore.
These days. It's just it's rampant. It's disgusting. Gena locked
in the fat What do you say, Greg Gory? I'm
I'm very torn, but I'm kind of with you know,
I was going skinny because of the side tattoo, but

(27:02):
I'm gonna go fat with the same guy for twenty
four years. So she's happy that her first cold weather,
likes costco, whole milk, no sports in high school, no
gym membership, and then the two biggest factors used to
have a nose ring and the pink hair thing. Yep,
it's fat ken like hot chicks. Don't try to put

(27:25):
bumborghini right memory. What's what's your guests here?

Speaker 10 (27:28):
Yeah, oh, for a lot of for the same reasons
as Greg. You know, you've been in a relationship very
long time, multiple kids, hairstylists with tattoos, big indicator right there.
This side tattoo was gonna throw me off, and you know,
I'm not gonna let it myself talk myself out of
it like last time. So I'm gonna stick with my

(27:49):
gut and go with a larger gut.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Right, And that size tattoo could have been years ago?
All right, fair enough, Sammy, I'm.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
The same as Gina. I was leaning skinny at the beginning,
and then I which to fat.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
And the big one for me was getting heartburn from
a hot dog. I think that, Yeah, it happens to
the best of us.

Speaker 10 (28:10):
Well, well, usually like skinny people always have stomach issues.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Issues, but heartburn is different than stomach issues. What were
you talking about recently you can't have because it was
like there was something that came up we were talking about. Yeah, yeah,
I can't remember what it was of Okay, that's it's
not heartburn.

Speaker 11 (28:26):
And then the whole milk that, yeah, I say fat,
whole milk is fat for you.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I have whole milk on my skinny column. Oh god,
it's kind of for the same reason. Is like if
they drink regular soda as appared to diet soda, that
fat people drink diet soda like myself. Right, Uh, Sea Bass,
what do you got over there? I'm gonna go with
Gina and Greg and Menace.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
I was leading Skinny because of the tea, because she
really doesn't even like so doesn't even a part of
her world except for very rarely her Her cocktail of
choice is very skinny with a tequila and soda and
line yep, however, paink care the nose, ring the kids,
and I would think a salon would lean skinnier.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Because it's the higher end. Person have the same. But overall,
I'm going to ft f decent set, the decent set.
Yeah all right, I think I'm the only one who
is locking in on skinny. I had a very short
list under a fat long term relationship. The fact that

(29:27):
she's writing herself an eight or nine on the like
how well she does in bed? That's fat. Yeah, because
like skinny skin girls don't care interesting, you know, you know,
they're just they think they're just doing you a favor
by whatever you get enough. Yeah, it's always the larger
people that have to say, uh, you know, it's incentive.

(29:49):
The pain care head under fat also little kids and works.
So that's why maybe no gym membership, no time, right,
and then you know, the ginger rail, for whatever reason,
stood out to me as like fat for some reason,
I have no idea. But for the skinny column, I
had the hot tea drinker, the tequila as their go to,
even though tequila is my go to. And we see

(30:10):
how that goes the nice salon, because typically the nicer salons,
it's always good looking, beautiful peoples, all the nicer places.
The solo picture on her Facebook, whole milk, the side tattoo,
the thongs, and the fact that you only has five
pairs of genes. That's not a person who goes through
different sizes and everything else. They have one size. So

(30:33):
I'm locking in as skinny and we are about to
find out. Sammy is handing out the Sammy's handing out
the pictures, so nervous. The picture is staple ch other'
is the picture that Heather sent over. Okay, on account
of three, we're gonna open it up. We're gonna find

(30:53):
out fat chick, skinny chick. Here we go one two, three,
sk Yeah, I really do. Oh my god, I nail it.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I should have stuck to the side, so I said
something in the voice, but that might be the allergies, right, really, yeah,
damn your voice. We could not more. She sent a
picture of her floating in the pool and like this
pool floating thing which I would have sunk to the
bottom of the sad and she looks like she can

(31:33):
get like two people in there. She looks like a
playboy playmate. Well, Heather, thank you, thank hey, Heather, thank
you for being a volunteer and a contest in here
for fat Chick, skinny Chick.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, I mean you guys would think I was bet.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And uh, hey, look we appreciate you listening to the show.
Thank you for being such a great sport and for
volunteering and hang on so we can get your prize
to you. Okay, yeah, I love you guys so much.
All right, there she goes, there goes Heather. Everybody it
is shocking. Yeah, and that to you, not to me.
I tell you. There's just too many things. Look look
at my columns here, wow bam. And then look how

(32:11):
short that one was over there.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah. Anyway, thank you to Heather. We're gonna take a
quick break. We've got some more Woodies show for you. Next,
hang on the Woody Show. We'll be back in a sec.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Same.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Please, this is the show a program note, put it
a reminder in your phone. Next big Woody Show event
is happening at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa. We do
this every time. Yeah, around this time of year. Big party.
It's happening Friday, November one. It is a free event.

(32:46):
We will have a performer. Woody Show will be there.
It's a Gina's big coming out party, first Woody Show event. Look,
it's always a christening and it says it be happening
from eight to eleven. That's on Friday, November one at
Marongo Casino Resort and Spots. To go ahead and make
a note of it now if you want to be

(33:11):
a volunteer for a round of Fat Chick, Skinny Chick.
We are always accepting people who want to send in
their information. Morgan is the one to collect that, like,
we have no involvement in that, because otherwise how.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Would we play.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
But even more great feedback uh on here then people
just love it. A lot of people with the way
that you guys did. All right, there was one person
in the see three, one four, Yes, I nailed that
skinny Chick you play?

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Yeah, yeah, I think Morgan was getting air force from somebody.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Though, really if I overheard it right, all right about
some game with somebody bitch at you.

Speaker 13 (33:54):
Yeah, I just got a phone call from a guy
he said I always got Yeah, he's a guy. He's like,
your show's so unprofessional and not funny, and I only
listen to hear the people on after you Well they
just tune in later.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
First of all, I want to retard, like you're gonna
listen to an entire show just for the people just
tune in when they're on. It's not a mystery of
when the show's over. The show's over at ten am.
You get tune in, then let's go over. Yeah, I'm
just I'm just hanging out and listening to you, just
in case you decide to end early and the person
on after it comes on. Yeah, he suggested we should
just have dead air until it's always it's always dudes, man.

(34:33):
The women love that game so much and a lot
of dudes do too. But if there's gonna be anybody
who complains about it, it's going to be a dude's
It's strange.

Speaker 10 (34:42):
Those are the lamest people that are that are upset
on behalf of other people. Other people speak for themselves.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And by the way, I just want to say, for
the record, I don't care if you listen because you
love the show or you hate the show. End of
the day, you're listening, So thank you for that. No
matter what reason. If you're listening for Who's on after us,
that's great, awesome, you know. That's that's also part of
the goal is that we're supposed to help, you know,
bring you through the day and get you into the

(35:10):
next part. And then whoever it's like a relay raise
whoever we hand the baton to at ten o'clock, they're
supposed to get you into Who's evers on in the afternoon,
and then Who's ever on the evening and get you
listen to our silly ass radio station. So thank you?
Unprofessional and no kidding were the guests. Who's gas and
shows the goal of the show must be new. Yeah,
it's called it's called having fun. Try joining it and

(35:34):
learn cloth not being a rack. That's the laugh of
superiority The Woody Show and into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It is Tuesday morning,

(35:56):
October the eighth, twenty twenty four. Boodie, Greg you there's menace?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Gina Grand want it to you? We got Sammy seabasses here.
Phones are open eight seven seven Woodie, you can hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Hurricane Milton is the big story this morning.
Uh monster storm, one of the top five most intense

(36:22):
Atlantic hurricanes on record, ramped up super quick, a jump
three categories just a few hours, made it to a
category five storm yesterday, and then now as we speak,
at least a last check about an hour ago, category four.
Let's expect to hit somewhere around Tampa Wednesday night into Thursday,

(36:43):
So everybody's everybody's bracing for that and just you know,
hopefully getting out of there. Hopefully getting out of there,
not like headed to the beach. No, no, you see that.
You see those people, and Gina had mentioned earlier with
these mandatory evacuations like you can stay. Yeah, there's gonna
nobody's you know, nobody's coming for you. They told you.

(37:04):
Monday marked one year since Hamas the militants attacked the
southern Israel, killing twelve hundred people, taking two hundred and
fifty others hostage, which prompted the Israeli military response. Let's
face it, there is no end in sight on that,
which makes the fear of like a wider war in
the Middle East more and more of a possibility by
the day. That sucks. A lottery officials have announced that

(37:27):
starting in April of twenty twenty five, the cost of
a Mega million's tickets going to go from two dollars
to five dollars. Yea, I know is crazy, but here
here's what they're saying. The idea is that increasing the
ticket revenue will make odds better for people who are
playing lottery. Okay, okay, so win now, yeah, and more
people will win jackpots, and then the jackpots will be

(37:50):
even higher. Where's the quote here we go? I would
assume says we expect more billion dollar jackpots than ever before,
meaning creating more billionaires and many more millionaires as the
jackpots climb. Mega Million's officials also lying through their teeth
when they say their goal here is to quote provide
more money to state lotteries, which in turn could be

(38:11):
spent in a variety of government services. Noble, they're helping
that money. Just that's the that's how we that's the
reason to do it, guys, that's when they got together.
I'm sure there is no other purpose. How can we
help the community? What is the Can you go to
megamillions dot com? What's the what's the Mega Millions jackpot?
At well? I think it's that sixty nine million, because

(38:34):
is there? I think it's pretty lass. I saw at
the start of the convenience store. I want say it
was like a couple hundred million fifteen believe that's what
it says. Oh wait, there's a drawing tonight, I believe millions.
Let's go to megamillions dot com. Yep, it's loading and
it doesn't load for him? Look at that again?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, why are you asking me to Google. Yeah, I know,
I know, yeah, Grace computer, what is it? Yeah? Nine,
that's it. I looked at great screen and nothing, that's it.
But you know what I mean. Yeah, you look going
to click on the page and then the page doesn't.
It's very It's like nineteen eighty nine, no Oregon trail
came up.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Now, two dudes over in the UK they tried sneaking
drugs into this electronic music festival and they had ketamine
inside of some kinder eggs and then they stuffed them
up their buttholes. Oh that won't melt smart. Yeah, the
plan was going great until some drug sniffing dogs noticed them. Oh,
the dugans alerted their human counterparts and they were both arrested.

(39:32):
They were refusing to be searched any further, but then
the cops, you know, they're like, whatever, it's the UK,
we don't care, do what we want, and they ended
up doing a quote intimate search, and once they checked
their buttholes there were the kinderreggs filled with ten bags
of ketamine. And they've been sentenced to eighteen months in jail,
where I'm sure they're gonna end up with other things
up their butts. Yeah, yeah, other kinderreggs. Yeah, so just

(39:57):
a couple of things happening this morning. We got other
have to talk about, but we're gonna take a break.
Eight seven seven forty four Woody speaking eggs. Text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Sorry, real quick kinder eggs,
the Cadbury eggs. Do you guys like those?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
No, love, I like the caramel ones. No, I like
the old school ogs. I don't think. I don't think
they taste horrible. Visually, I don't. I don't like to approve. Yeah,
they remind me of childhood. They just have a good marketing.
It looks like it looks like don't very suggestive. And
it's when we all got confused about do rabbits lay eggs?

(40:33):
Remember the commercial? Yeah, the commercial for like thirty years. Yeah,
more than that. Did that confuse you?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Did it?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
It?

Speaker 14 (40:39):
Did it box like a chicken, the rabbit box like
a chicken, and then it lays an egg.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
But you weren't confusing, But you weren't getting not getting
from almost a decade. Yeah, last week, you guys just
proof right here in the commercial they lay eggs. I
do find it comforting when you see some of the
old commercials that they'll break out, like over Christmas, they'll
break out that her She's Kiss commercial. Each one's like
a bell and like he exists, they do exist. The

(41:09):
Eminem's Santa Claus impression, you know commercial, they break out
some of those old school ones. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I like that.

Speaker 10 (41:16):
I'm ready for the holidays, right, Sammy, I'm so ready.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I've been ready's been ready for months. I know my
wife was out. I think it was at Walmart and
they had the Frankenberry, the blueberry, the Count Chocolate and
there's now there's something like green bitch. I'm not sure, Like,
does anybody remember who this is?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
No, it's a hold on, let me get the Count Chocolate,
frank and berry berry. I just took a picture of that. Yeah,
so I wasn't familiar with h who this was? I
think she's new. Yeah, hold on, it's it's called Carmela Creeper.
Yeah that's with Frightful Friends, Marshmallows and yeah, this this,

(41:56):
this is what she looks like. Oh boy, she'll be
living I think she's gonna be living in Count Chocula's basement.
Probably not hot because kind of not hot wouldn't. I
think she's supposed to be a DJ because she has
like heads on and it's like I don't see her
in a DJA, not in the box of cereal here.
Is it supposed to be like a creepy version of

(42:18):
Lucky Charms?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Well no, because I mean you got count you know,
a count Chocula berry. You know that is right? Every
year they count Cacula and yeah, okay, it's like that
I got. It's just another It's just just another character. Okay,
it's green cereal pieces with what looked like a little
tan colored marshmallows better her frightful friends. I don't like it.

(42:44):
A new character? What was just not enough green representation exactly?
And the monster serial business I guess not. Yeah, I
didn't know who that was.

Speaker 14 (42:52):
If you had to pick one out of the original three,
which is count Chocula okay, yeah, franken Bear, Yeah that'd
be my second.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, Bowberry, Bowberry, and then new Bitch. I don't know
who that is. I don't like. Yeah, not a willing
to try it out, and much much like the Cadberry eggs,
which I find gross. Remember those chocolates that looked like
an orange and you smash it. Yeah, and they had
like an orange flavor orange chocolate. Don't other people disagree
with you? I don't. I don't disagree with you.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I agree not good who you adult baby?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Welcome back her? So much to cover today about from
follow upnews dot com. All right, it turns out the
teacher in Wisconsin, you don't remember, the one that made
out with the eleven year old student? All right, married teacher? Yeah, okay,

(43:52):
So it's one thing your wife cheats on you. We
mentioned this before. It's one thing you're like, your wife
cheats on you, but then you find out with some
eleven year old. It's just god. And apparently the kid
was like way into it. I think, yeah, Like you know,
she had sent the kid more than thirty three thousand
texts WHA before she got caught. She was in court

(44:14):
yesterday and some of them are so dirty that she
buried her head and shame as they were being read
out loud. One said that she felt his quote hard
bulge as they hugged, and that she would start wearing
more dresses because she liked the way he touched her leg.
I mean, there are many others that I read, and

(44:35):
those are just a couple of the more tamer ones. Wow,
does she not think that this kid's parents seize his text?
I don't know. I mean eleven years old, my daughter's twelve.
My daughter's twelve and still doesn't have a phone. Yeah,
you know, and I don't know. Like people say, oh, well, no,
you should get them a phone, even younger. Well no,
because they need to learn how to be responsible, Like

(44:56):
you just don't want to give him a phone all
of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. Yeah,
that is why. Clearly they did not. If she sent
thirty three no, thirty three thousand, Well, she's insane not
seeing her text. Maybe she texts kind of the way
that Mike the show Killer or old program one word
at a time. Hey you yeah, I I you? Are
you around? You to talk to you real quick? I

(45:20):
want to have lunch today? Send? Yeah, where do you
want to go? Send? How's it going? Said?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Just doing one tax?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
A fifty one year old high school teacher in Texas,
Jennifer Massy is her name. She was busted banging a student.
Someone had called the cops because they noticed a suspicious
person in a home that was under construction, and when
the cops got there, they found the teacher, Jennifer, and
the student hooking up and so criminally she's been charged
with improper relationship between an educator and student, which is

(45:48):
a felony, and professionally she's been placed on administrative leave
until the whole thing plays out, but I'm sure she
will be so fired. Oh yeah, hey, let's go, let's
go hook up in that house that's under construction. What
is it with women teachers? It used to be men,
and now I feel like that's that's not a thing anyhow.
Now it's like these like twenty something year old teachers

(46:12):
and I don't know. Yeah, there's another.

Speaker 11 (46:15):
It wasn't their glory days. That's the thing, trying to
get attention from the kids in school that they never did.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
There's another twenty six year old math teacher in Missouri
admitted to getting it on with a sixteen year old
student while some other students served as her lookouts. But wait,
there's more. The kid's dad has also been charged for
allegedly condoning the relationship. Blood high. He's been charged with
endangering the welfare of a child. She's looking at prison time,

(46:44):
but until sentencing happens, she's on a house arrest. Wow.

Speaker 14 (46:47):
Remember sometimes it can work out, like Mary Kay Laturno
and Philly Flower.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yes, she waited.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah she's dead. She died. What Yeah, she's not a
while ago cancer or something. Oh she died in twenty twenty. Yeah,
oh wow, got a while ago. But he waited for
her through a prison sentence. That's real love. And he
like she would go do all his DJ gigs. He
was a DJ. Yeah, of course, that's hilarious. And kids,
right John John Gosson's DJ. Yeah, he would. I don't

(47:20):
know if he still is like John and Kate John. Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
See him DJ randos that watched the show.

Speaker 14 (47:29):
Well, and speaking of that, did you see his one
of the older kids of the Plus eight? Oh yeah,
I was like my mom kept us in the basement
when we were in trouble, like in a padded room.

Speaker 10 (47:39):
Well once said he got sent away because he was
gonna be a whistleblower on how she treated the same one.

Speaker 11 (47:46):
Yeah, he's really the one coming out saying stuff. I
don't know if they were all treated that way, if
it was just Tim.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
But John got him out of the whatever institution that
he got put.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
In, cares about him. What's what's a good age? What's
a good age? Know to would you think? I don't know,
we're I mean my son has a phone. My daughter's
twelve does not have a phone, and I kind of
feel like it's got to be soon. I mean maybe thirteen. Yeah,
I was waiting about it or ex. Oh, yeah, she's

(48:14):
been asking for her phone for six years. Yeah, like
she always wanted a phone, and she usually grabs my
wife's phone and you know, gets on there. Yeah, but
she's not texting people and doing stuff like that. But
it's Amazon shopping. It's just hard to know what the
right because you're trying to do the right thing, you
also want to keep an eye on it. This was
quite a long time ago, but I bought my sister

(48:36):
her first phone when she was thirteen, and people lost it.
Well because back then that was also a little bit
now though, it's like, yeah, I live in a phone society.

Speaker 11 (48:46):
Yeah, my first phone, I was fourteen, and I was
the last one to get it of all my friends.
And that was when it was really starting time of
like kids were getting phones and.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Were there weren't smartphones yet?

Speaker 11 (48:56):
Right, I mean, no, they were just little Nokias, but
everyone in Heiht school had one. I remember it was
a big deal at first. It was kind of like
once you start driving, you got a cell phone. And
then they were doing family plans and everyone was getting
them junior high. I think my brother got one in
like seventh or eighth grade, just because it was the
family plan.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
But I check it out on the text saying my
kids get phones once they're in high school. Yeah, I
think teenager though, does she have a computer? Yeah, I
mean she's not sitting on that. She's a lot on
the iPad, but the iPad doesn't do like we have
the messaging stuff turned off. Okay, so she'll look at
like YouTube videos. And I think these days you can

(49:37):
control the hell out of those phones. Oh you can't.
You can't. And you know, I had a bunch of
stuff set up for my son's phone, and we had
the understanding with him that I need to be able.
Your mom needs to be able to pick up that
phone at any given time and get into it. The
minute we pick it up and you've changed your password
or anything, it's ours. Yeah, like we're going to keep it.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Well, are you able to even view like things like
WhatsApp and all those other mess apps if you're able
to view it. Oh, you don't have any you don't
have a program. You just want to pick up his
phone because some people have those programs where they can
see everything, which is great.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's that's really kind of what I want. Yeah, you know,
and I wouldn't use it off the bat, but I
think if you violate that trust, you somehow get because
if we had to take his phone away for example,
like we wouldn't, we wouldn't be able to like h
I don't know, like we text him for certain things.
You need it as much as well. I told you

(50:31):
we used that teen uber app, So like there's a
lot of conveniences that would be gone for us, right,
so it's kind of punishing us. Get on the flip phone.
Oh that's true, one of those go phones. Yeah, they're
back that you get. But can you uber on those phones?
Because they're not smartphones? Right, they're slightly smart average, like

(50:54):
if the Woody Show was a phone, slightly smart smartish,
And then I see your daughter doing more nefarious things
if she had a phone than your son trying to
get away with stuff. Yeah, but that's how you learn.
They're both pretty bold, you know what I mean. Like
if I was that, I'm like, man, like, where are
you so out front with this? Like yeah, like they're there?

(51:16):
If they're they think that they're maybe hiding, you know,
like a little kid will try to hide behind something
very skinny. Yeah, can you follow me up? But you
can't find like okay, oh where are you? Like they're
so obvious about stuff, which I kind of appreciate because
they're too dumb to get it to be better. You know,
I doubt you could relate. Huh. I don't know I

(51:36):
could totally relate. That's why I'm questioning, like kind of, yeah,
it must be my wife's kids, because I would have
done a much better job at this with it. Like okay,
So going back to like this dad, who's uh not acknowledging,
approving and encouraging these relationship with the with the teacher,
like just in general, Like I was talking to a

(51:57):
buddy of mine. His son is sixteen, and he walked
in on his son banging his girlfriend in his house.
Oh whoa b Yeah, And so that was a whole
discussion the very least. Yeah, and he gave him condoms
because I guess the kid wasn't even using condoms. And

(52:19):
that's the thing. Now, the condom use is way down,
well because sex is way down well Earth, Well, okay,
here we go. This is I know I had something else.
Condom usage down for everyone in the US, but even
more so with teens and young adults. An obvious reason
would be that people are just taking birth control instead.

(52:40):
And also the fear of getting HIV isn't the same
because there's medication now. It's basically like the day after pill,
but for HIV and for STIs if you take the
medication within seventy two hours after unprotected sex, it could
help prevent HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis. Where was this when
you were out there?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Thank you? If you just had unprotected sex, ask your
doctor for pre exposure they're called PREP, p R E
PREP and doxy cycling post exposure, and then you're good.
But in the future, use a condom because you know
herpies sure, and also like why deal with that? Yeah,
who wants to go through that anyway? You know, have

(53:19):
a scare if anyway, So, my my buddy went out
and had to get his son condoms, gave him condoms,
and he said, I thought this was a great line.
I'm totally using this on my son. He said, uh,
this is for protection, this is not permission, which I
thought was a great line.

Speaker 10 (53:36):
Yeah, he's like, all right, dude, high five things. He
wasn't psyched.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:41):
I slightly blame also that everything being locked up. You know,
teenagers can ask the target employee to unlock the.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Condom.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
I mean, but they're not locked up everywhere. I mean,
they're not locked up at the gas station, at the
at the target. They are not the one, not the
one that I go to. You're a kid, you don't
want to push the grocery store on. Yeah, the one
grocery store you have to bring the card to the
front counter. I saw right, because they happened behind with
all the other stuff that you have to I saw.
I saw them in there, no thanks, with the tide pods,

(54:14):
random stuff like that. But then at the other grocery store,
I don't. I don't see those things, and so I'm
assuming they're just back by the farm. Serial kids. They're lazy.
Oh yeah, they're not gonna go. Can you at least
use like a glad bag or something like a sandwich
bag or something more like something like a little tiny
but you know what I mean, like something Yeah, better

(54:35):
than nothing, It's true. Eight seven seven forty four Woody
hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. We will be right back, be back back,
back back in a bit. I would also like to
let everybody know that we have our next big Woody
Show event. We haven't had one since the Fiesta, yeah,
back in April. Things have just been busy, so busy. Yeah,

(54:59):
for our tenth year r Fiesta. It was so much fun.
And now here you blink and now it's October. But
this is happening November one. It's gonna be Friday, November first,
that Marongo Casino resort and spat noise. I'll find out
today when we can announce who the artist is, Who's
a who's blank, it's a good friend of the show,
somebody you definitely heard of, you definitely know. And then

(55:21):
a lot of songs that you know. You'll know the songs.
You'll know, you'll know the songs. But it's free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free.
It's gonna be free for you. Just show up. You
have gonna be twenty one or older. How much does
it cost? It's free, sure, yeah, and this will be
a genus big coming out party her officially, it is
her official first Woodies Show event. I can't wait. Well, party,

(55:44):
She's just done some We've been doing some other like
little like events, appearances kind of thing. Yeah, this is
like our first like party party. This is the debutante
ball debutante sure yeah right sure?

Speaker 14 (55:57):
Oh yeah, gregs triting to have us wear tuxedos from
time to time.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I don't say that because people always ask about the dress.
That's true. Well, next ONEI Show event, make sure you
have it on your calendar. It is Friday, November first,
eight to eleven pm there at Marongo Casino Resort and
spat and uh we'll have some more details party with
Woody dot com. Just keep an eye on that, but
plan to be there with us on that Friday, just

(56:26):
in time to Woody Show is back. Well before the break,
we had started a conversation because there's a story one
of these many teachers that are having sex with like
these twenty something year old female teachers having sex with
underage male students. Yeah, very under this one, this one. Uh,

(56:48):
the dad even got in trouble because he was condoning
the relationship. It's all good, like, yeah, high five brother,
good job. And you know the one teacher had sent
the one kid like thirty three thousand text messages all
kinds of right.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
So then it got me thinking because my son's got
a phone, he's fifteen, but my daughter doesn't. She's twelve,
and I was just kind of throwing it out there,
wondering what everybody else. Those thoughts were were, like, at
what age is it fine? Do you think to get
the cell phone? It's all over the map. I'm like, like,
there's sometimes I'm like, oh, you know what, just do
just give her the phone, And the other times I'm like, nope,

(57:22):
forget it. Probably not a good idea to me. Twelve
seems old enough. Yeah, my daughter's fifteen. I gave her
a phone at twelve, worst decision ever. I took it
away about six months ago. Best thing we did. She
currently has a phone, but it's on kids mode and
she can only make calls to selected contacts. That's from
jen texting over. My nine and eleven year old just

(57:45):
got their first phones. They were in online schooling, and
we told them once they went to a regular school,
they would get them because when schools go on lockdown,
they won't share what's going on. They have parental guidance.
And I can monitor from my phone. And it's the
first thing that gets taken away the phone. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, you can. You can cripple a kid, you

(58:06):
can cripple adult. We can cripple menace. Oh god, I
can cripple menace. Right now, take it away the phone.
I'm not that as addicted as you think. Uh. We
use a program called Bark that monitors the phone for
us and only sends us screenshots. Wow, weird of sketchy
things like bullying, suicide, drugs, et cetera. High they recommended bark. Huh, okay,

(58:29):
can you look that up? You know, yeah, it's an Yeah,
I'm assuming. I'm assuming it's an app, like like a program.
That's cool. Yeah, I'll just claim total ignorance, hereddie because
I don't have kids. What's the fear of a twelve
year old having a phone. Is it just talking to
strangers about being addicted to the phone. Well, no, it's
it's uh, inappropriate conversations, doing things like think about what

(58:53):
we used to do to just start trying to see
a nipple, you know. Now it's boom, it's right there.
And it's so hard to or it's the questionable. It's
hard to filter out, you know, and you want to
make sure that they're not doing things that they're not
supposed to be doing. There's you know, because kids are
in the all kinds of stuff that we never run
access to, and they don't.

Speaker 14 (59:13):
Even know they're doing it. They're invited into it now
they're in this black hole. Bark is interesting. It says,
our technology runs in the background, scanning your child's activities
for dangers. It monitors texts and social media apps, and
then it lets you know if something like I imagine, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I'm sure we could set stuff. You set something else
twenty four to seven GPS tracking noise. There you go, bark. Interesting.
That must be what my sister was using. Remember I
told you like my sister had something on the tracker
my niece and nephew's phones. The breeder at the Lasbian Bark. Yeah,
I got to write that down.

Speaker 14 (59:49):
And it limits like it'll you can set in a
line on like a timer like okay, you're done with
social media.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Shut them off.

Speaker 10 (59:55):
I love that, right, because we know people that they're
it's like creepers trying to reach them through snapchat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
That's the thing. They don't even reach out being reached
out to. Kids may not be having sex, but they're sexting. Okay,
wouldn't the answer to the question be then eighteen should
be the age. That's also not realistic It isn't. But
if all this inappropriate stuff is a year for a
twelve year old, shouldn't it be a fear for a
thirteen year old? But also somewhat agree with the whole
thing of you got to try to teach them as

(01:00:24):
they go, like they're gonna make we gotta go into it,
I guess knowing they're gonna make mistakes, are gonna have
up right, and then you got to figure out how
to you know, did.

Speaker 10 (01:00:30):
You have to learn from that conversation where you're signing
out about AI because a lot of kids are getting
busted because they're messing with their like for homework. No, no,
they're messing with the other kids at school and doing
sexual stuff. God, you should definitely do that because some
kids are like getting expelled for that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yep, just joke, yeah, yeah, just fun. And we like
penises on people's face right now and stuff. Yeah, look
at the yearbook or something. You know what I mean,
didn't go anywhere. That's down by Your parent should have
a conversation about that. More Woody Show is coming up.
Hang on, wood He's sitting in the nineties chicken nuggets
somewhere in the studio. Can Menace find it before that?
Never mind, he found it. The Woody Show will be

(01:01:12):
right back. This is the Woody Show. It's another new
hour of insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's
October the eighth, twenty twenty four. Wooding, Greg, there's Menace.

(01:01:34):
Gina Grad is here. There's a Sea Bass. We got
Sammy phones are open at eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. We got the local news story of
the day. Sea Bass is going to have that for us.
We see what he's got for us today. Always something good,

(01:01:57):
Gina Grad, she just needs to get something off of
her chest. Okay, she says, it grinds your gears. It
grinds my gears. But is it term that we use
on the show a lot. Yeah, it grinds my gears
when I get these types of story sentiments.

Speaker 14 (01:02:13):
I just saw a story that says, twelve coffee ordering
habits baristas really can't stand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
And here's a couple that are so ridiculous.

Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
They do not like it when you mispronounce menu items names,
you guys. It says, mispronouncing the names of the menu
is an honest mistake. But for people who work there,
it gets old really quickly. Yes, because they're trying to
live at your coffee shop.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, because they're they're they're trying to mispronounce. They're going
way to mispronounced, like what do you care?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Like you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
But you know what I'm saying, right, Like, you know
what I'm saying though, right, you understand I've had that
before because I don't I don't speak the Starbucks language.
I very rarely go in there, but when I do
get in there, I always get the the iced tea lemonade,
and I go, give me the biggest iced tea lemonade
you you got? So you mean whatever? I go vent

(01:03:06):
and I said, is that the biggest one you have?
Is that the biggest cup that you offer? And they
go VENTI, yeah, don't don't correct me, biggest cup you got?
Iced tea lemonade. Well what kind of what kind of tea?
I got the black tea? Yeah, and there's all I'm
supposed to be a blossom fruit. I don't know what
do you have. It's even worse than France because they

(01:03:29):
already hate Americans. So when I let me go, I
was like, yeah, can I get a cold brew? And
they're like pretending they had no idea?

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
What was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
France? And they go mean the French word coffee?

Speaker 14 (01:03:43):
Yeah, yeah, they also do they don't like it when
you arrive right before they close because they have places
to be and we understand that you might have to
do something in the evening hours, but they'd.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Also like to go home. Yeah. Well, Gina was getting
really worked up during the break hate this. She was
using a lot more f bomb.

Speaker 16 (01:04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Other lists where you know things that hotel workers hate
that guess you know what? Like then then do something else.
I'm so sorry, what's your hotel? And didn't my man?

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
These people are ridiculous.

Speaker 14 (01:04:15):
It's like I get it if they're trying to give you,
like a little hack how to make your customer experience better,
but like just bitching, like because you don't know what
you want to order, Like again, I don't live here,
I don't work here. I'm looking at the menu for
the Saint for the first time. And also they don't
like when you request modifications. I'm sorry, just a chef
in the back not approve of me as saying no

(01:04:37):
cheese please.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I mean it's like, get over yourself. It's eleven dollars
an hour. Look, here's the thing, it's what you do, right,
this is this is your job. Your job is to
make drinks and if it's something that they offer, just
do it. Yeah. I understand being frustrated with customers.

Speaker 14 (01:04:55):
For sure, of course, get over yourself, like this is
so ridiculu. Do you do you work here or don't
you That's that would be my only question. Oh, we
don't like get too many modifications. Some of our barisas
like to make the custom drinks, but some don't. Well,
then go box somewherever you don't make custom.

Speaker 10 (01:05:12):
Drinks, well, they're they're going to be replaced by roblots.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I mean, anytime now, great, And by the way, before
you start getting all upset because maybe you're a barista
or maybe you're one of the other people like the
hotel workers who get annoyed by different staff members. Uh,
guarantee you're complaining about some other industry and yeah, whatever
they approve or don't approve of, and you're allowed to
not like stuff, but tell each other. Don't tell me, right,

(01:05:38):
you know what I mean. I'm the customer, thank you,
I'm your bread and butter. Yeah, I'm the reason you're here. Ridiculous.
I'm the whole reason this place exists. Thank you. I
pay your salary. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
The complicated orders thing I think has been brought up
by the new CEO because they want to make things
more efficient so they can get people in and out.
And I believe that's when they're going to bring in
more roblots.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
But they backed themselves into a corner with that because
they encouraged it. Yeah, so long.

Speaker 14 (01:06:09):
Yeah, you know, like you can do upside down extra foam,
Like you know what upside down means?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
They literally make your order backwards. Why would they offer that? Like? Why, Okay,
that's a thing. Yes, so put out like eggs instead
of putting coffee and then the phone put the phone
in the coffee. Yes? Does that make a difference in
how it does what it tastes different? Yeah, order that
you put it in it. HiT's different ulous all right,

(01:06:39):
hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven doing Do you feel better?

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I feel that was very definitely have to get something
off her chess there is you're just going off during
the break.

Speaker 17 (01:06:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:06:47):
I like to be nice and happy, but every once
in a while, like you know, Tiger's got to get
out of the cage, right, So thank you again.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
You're just doing your job. I'm trying to well, not
your job. I'm talking like the people like you were
at the Oh I thought I was doing my job.
By when people go in somewhere, yeah exactly, and they
order a coffee and all of a sudden you're in trouble.

Speaker 14 (01:07:08):
Yeah, like exactly why am I being punished? Do you
want to do you want to work here? Do you
want my money?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Or don't you? I also feel like there are people
who take a lot of pride and just how long
their coffee order is yeah, like, oh, well I'm gonna
and then they order but because super like I don't know,
they feel special or something like the more interesting I
would feel more shame like even when I'm at a
table and there's somebody like asking for a lot of
extra like I'm gonna have this, but is there any

(01:07:36):
way I can get bubble on this side? Like oh
my god, why do you have to be complicated? Yeah,
I'm like, oh my god, they're gonna spit in all
of our food, right, Like I hate it when I'm
at a table with somebody who's like that, just order
like whatever it is on the menu.

Speaker 14 (01:07:47):
I know I don't see it on the menu, but
then don't ask for it. It doesn't exist, you know
my hack.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Have you guys been here before? Yes? Yeah, And there
is a studiness about Maurissa's I've I've found. Yeah, if
i'd be out and I'll be like, tell my wife
because she likes all that Starbucks stuff, I'll go, hey,
do you want me to pick some little bit of
Starbucks right here? And I'll go in there and there's
automatic like this, like I don't know, disdained, just like
a disdain you're descending attitude like I am a barista.
Well good for you. Yeah, they're not everywhere, but go

(01:08:15):
to Dutch bros. They don't have that attitude. Welcome back everybody.
Well yeah, well, there's so much to cover in the news,
and we do our best job bringing all the different
types of news to you. But what about some of
these stories that does show up in these local news broadcasts?
What about them?

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Sea Bass has a knack for finding some of the
more interesting ones, and so we turned things over Sea
Bass's local news story of the day. I felt something
like wet and warm on my back. It's just a love.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Well, I was actually born about me a pizza burger
for bugget things.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
You finally did a death's roll and so do you
know how this fire started? It was because he can't
get with me? Is a boopli news? Oh yeah, nice
and Sea Mass, What do we have for us today? Well,
that little town Oakland, Oakland, California's on the news a

(01:09:15):
lot of it. I used to live there. That's right.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
Just lost Doc lost their third and final professional sports
team very recently.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Now they have a plan.

Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
I saw this pop up in the local San Francisco
NBC eleven news. Oakland has a plan to fix all that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Oh they do? How can you change the negative narrative
of Oakland?

Speaker 12 (01:09:34):
A new social media campaign launched today called Oakland is
Better in Person. The goal is to promote positivity in
the town in hopes of drawing more people back to
the area. Here's NBC's Lena Jones.

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
The hope is the concetant push of positivity through videos.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
And hashtags will help encourage people.

Speaker 18 (01:09:52):
To visit Oakland and experience the town for themselves, from
its culture to events, instead of making judgments based on
what they here in crime reports.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
What do you mean the constant on all the news,
the constant attacks and violence. You can fix that with
a hashtag. The fact that in and Out can't even
survive there, and.

Speaker 10 (01:10:10):
Everybody loves in and Out and there's a brand new
Walmart right behind that In and Out that's also gone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
All the sports teams they can't even have traffic lights
because like people steal them, they pull the wire out.
Oh that's what we're trying to combat with hashtags, e
those pesky facts. That'll do it. And actual news. Okay,
here's what I did.

Speaker 8 (01:10:30):
So what I did, and I went through the local
Oakland news to see if that is indeed true or
if it indeed Oakland is hashtag better in person or
see it in person wherever the hell they said.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So experience it, experience yourself in person.

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Yeah, now, if you go to Oakland, experience it for yourself.
You might be driving down a road and you might
see a bunch of tires with like yellow and black
stripe painting on them in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Of the road. Why would there be these tires? Is
it art? Well, let's find out from the Fox too.

Speaker 19 (01:10:58):
Okay, frustration and East Oakland neighbors taking matters into their
own hands, installing street barriers to deter reckless drivers. But
tonight city workers removing those roadblocks.

Speaker 18 (01:11:09):
Of course, we have you been asking there for help
for seven or month with zero response?

Speaker 10 (01:11:16):
What yeah, so they've been asking for seven months was
zero response. They actually did something. By the way, that's
thirty Fish Street. That's gonna be recurring.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Female. But here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:31):
Yeah, because the city didn't install it, install it to
you know, overpay for it. That's why there's an issue.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
Right, So what are the yellow and the So what
they did is they've they've been having these street takeovers,
these side shows, and it's because they have a big,
wide intersection. So what they did is they basically made
the intersection into a roundabout by taking tires again painting
them so you can see, I mean, you know, but
then filling them with dirt and stuff so that you
can't just you can't be doing donuts and stuff in
that intersection because, like the guys said, they didn't do

(01:12:01):
anything because you called and called and nothing happened, So
what do you want us to do?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Well, the city came in and remove those because of
course they did. Yeah, that makes sense. Here's here's the
more residents of the area.

Speaker 19 (01:12:14):
City cruise encountered Heckler's Tuesday after dude well snatching up
dozens of dirt filled tires from the Sitter Lane.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Kids have been hit on the street.

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
There are people's cars have been crashed into and totaled,
and not for the performative making everyone feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Renaming streets after dead rap artists, job call superhimen professional
superman call super translation, Yeah, who else are they can
call other than the city?

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Is what he's trying to supper, Like you guys saying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Got everything. Don't judge me. I'm but that's the resident.

Speaker 8 (01:13:06):
By the way, the person who lives there said it perfectly,
like the city council loves to rename you know, whatever
tupoducts are, but they don't care about the actual crime
and kids getting hit and property.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Damages what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 8 (01:13:22):
Maybe all these residents who live there on that street
and took the time again to build their own barricades,
Maybe they're wrong. Maybe these side shows and street takeovers
are totally peaceful and wonderful local bits of culture. Sure, well,
let's go to a report about one that happened recently
where five people got shot.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Businesses and neighbors in the Diamond District say they're sick
and tired of sideshow, skid marks and shooting, leaving five
people shot in. Business owners say they're fed up and
thinking of leaving the area.

Speaker 16 (01:13:48):
People don't want to investment, moaning for what you and
then your new life and then your life for you
five Just to try to make some leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Please say all five shooting thectims are in stable condition
so far, there have been no arrest or given.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
You're kidding at NBC eleven need some more Oakland translation. Yeah,
And it's the thing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:14):
It's like, yeah, we can crap on the city all
day for being terrible, but elas assistants are trying to
make it better.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
But but and then what that guys saying is, look,
I'm not going to open a business where you know
their street takeover is a gunfire.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I'm going to go unleas Oakland. Well this is why.

Speaker 10 (01:14:29):
Also, I got in a fight with a lot of
people online who are like hardcore athletics fans a k
A's fans of the team, and they're all crying about
the about the baseball team leaving. I go look at
the surrounding area, like I'm not saying the owner is awesome,
but at the same time, like, you know, it's an investment, dude.
I went to a game there last year. There there
was nobody in those stands. You look at common sense.

(01:14:51):
I'm going to take my massive investment and I'm going
to move it to a city that likes, cares, cares,
and it's gonna make it better and worth a lot
more money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
What the numbers were specifically, like how much the Raiders
were worth when they left Oakland, Let's just say it
was like a billion just for the make the make
to say it was a billion dollars the minute they
moved to Vegas, they were worth six billion. There was
this one time I was doing some apartment hunting and
there's an area in Oakland called Lake Merit and I
checked out this apartment. I thought, oh, that's pretty nice.
It's not bad. And the landlord, these prospective landlord, he said,

(01:15:23):
do you have any questions for me? And I asked
about laundry and this, that and the other, and when
does the rent do and all that, and then he said, well,
I have one question for you. Do you like your car?
And I said what, I don't get there. Do I
like my car? He said, yeah, it'll get broken into,
probably night one. So I said, yeah this, yeah, do
you like your car? What are you supposed to do?

(01:15:45):
I mean, if your car gets broken into, just call supermad.
And so to that point, we've heard story after story
about different restaurants closing. Did you know they closed? The
only Oakland Denny's are supposed to get your moons over
my Hammi? Well, Fox too went there on the last
day and found and found some things.

Speaker 17 (01:16:05):
The Denny's in Oakland, known for being always open, is
now forever closed because of crime concerns. Once again, the
chickens have come home to roofs. So there are chickens
in the front yard of that denys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah, we're not chickens. They brought it like this is
what is this the jungles of Vietnam. Yeah, where do
they come from? How are there lives? Like? I know
there's live chickens. Humans can't survive on the streets of Oakland.
How does this chicken survive?

Speaker 10 (01:16:31):
I remember I was in Oakland and some guys are
driving like a cutlass or something like that, and the
wheel fell off while they're driving, and then all three
of them just exited the car and just took costs.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
So they were left.

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
So Fox two shows up to talk to the folks
who are going to the Denny's for the last time
and the chickens.

Speaker 15 (01:16:53):
I feel so bad to the set of Oakland because
it's like everybody's leaving.

Speaker 17 (01:16:57):
The restaurant closed for good at one Wednesday afternoon. Seems
like only the chickens will be staying. Denny's officials would
not go on camera, but a sign on the front
door says, in part, the safety and well being of
Denny's team members and valued guests is our top priority.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Well it sounds like really it just sounds like they
need to experience it for themselves.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
Right, Yeah, you know our problem is what he's we're
listening to, like residents and business owners of Oakland, as
opposing to listening to hashtags.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah also hashtag yeah we give.

Speaker 10 (01:17:24):
On top of all this drama and crime and all
this stuff, the state of California doesn't even help businesses open.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
They may get super difficult, one of the least business
friendly states in the country.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:17:36):
I eat it all the time, sometime midnight at the
club and aton not come.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
I eat.

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
Hold on, we need another Oakland translation the deal A
one time is our top priority.

Speaker 15 (01:17:45):
Oh yeah, I eat you aull the time, sometime midnight
at the club and not come.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I eat Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Yeah, So he's a frequent goer of this Denny's and
he's upset that it's leaving. He would even go after
the club, which I would go to.

Speaker 15 (01:18:00):
A right and then it can be all the time
sometime midnight after the club and did not come.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
I it's sad because I was proud of im from
you know now. I just kind of shudder. I'll just
shake my head because.

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
It is super And by the way, that daddy, I
think that's the one that was over again everything in
Oakland was because it's all gone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
That was the one over by the airport.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
This wasn't like there's no country pastoral landing, no chickens
since that's a port.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
You know, doc workers and you know apparently Superman, Supermanman.
I mean, what do you even do to revamp the area?

Speaker 8 (01:18:39):
You bolt your bulldoze and first off, you are you
only need to arrest two or three hundred people because
those are the guys shooting and doing the side show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
And once you put and one then you just bulldoze
and start over them and hashtag no other ideas. Wow,
we've heard about how well it's going. Good job branding Oakland, California,
which it doesn't matter where in this fine country you live.

(01:19:12):
You've seen stories about Oakland, whether it's the Raiders leaving,
the Warriors leaving now they're going, Raiders in A's both
in Vegas, how you can. Warriors has went across the
Bay to San Francisco proper. Yeah, it's bad when San
Francisco's are better off. Yeah, And you cannot park on
any street in Oakland for anymount of time. It's not

(01:19:34):
all that stuff. It just needs some rebranded.

Speaker 12 (01:19:36):
Well, how can you change the negative narrative of Oakland?
A new social media campaign launched today called Oakland is
Better in Person. The goal is to promote positivity in
the town in hopes of drawing more people back to
the area.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
There's NBC's Lena Jones.

Speaker 18 (01:19:51):
The hope is the concept push of positivity through videos
and hashtags will help encourage people to visit Oakland and
experience the town for themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
See that'll do it. Yeah, that'll do it. So we
heard about how the uh the Denny's closed and there's
like chickens and roosters whatever that have overtaken.

Speaker 8 (01:20:10):
People are trying to build their own side like street
blockages because right in the middle of a four way intersection,
so people can't do burnout just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
For just so their kids don't get run over, shops,
sideshow shootings, well got things like that, and they don't
know what to do. I mean, the locals don't know
who to call. Who else are we gonna call super Tedleman?

Speaker 8 (01:20:29):
They are gonna they might have to get Superman. It's
a bit too late for the Hilton by the airport.
Before I have stayed here. It was wed because I
was driving and I was like, why is my hotel
of a giant metal gate around it? And get buzzed
into Oh it's Oakland, that's why. Well, they finally closed down.
The middle gate didn't stop was the How was the
room though? That's fine, that's fine. Yeah again, it's it's

(01:20:50):
supposed to be in one of those buy the airport hotels.
It's just for commuters.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
But because it's Oakland and you can't park a car
anywhere withouse things getting stolen, you know you have to
have extra secure Now. That didn't help them though. CBS
five was on scene to talk to a long standing
employee and guess what, guys, the Hilton's closing because of crime. Okay,
what spoiler.

Speaker 19 (01:21:11):
It is the latest major blow to the Hegenberger Airport corridor.

Speaker 17 (01:21:15):
A lot of restaurants have shut down in the last
eighteen months because of crime in the area.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
The final checkout on Sunday led to the final embrace
for many Hilton workers. Jigulema, better known as Gigi, spent
thirty five years at this Hilton, working as a bellman
and guest service agent.

Speaker 16 (01:21:31):
My last day we all hurt. The broken right now,
I spend more time here than my house. Crime is high.
You know a lot of our customer vehicles being broken.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yep.

Speaker 16 (01:21:43):
The hotel bus has been stolen. Catholic has been taken.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Well, the hotel commuter, the shuttle bus has been stolen.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
So our friend Tony the Whipping Boy, he hit me
up with the text because he was helping out with
their radio. Asians were doing something called the Sister Strut,
which is like a charity walk thing or whatever in
downtown Saint Louis, Missouri, and so for this event, they
rented greg Five golf carts were delivered the night before

(01:22:15):
to downtown Saint Louis. One of the five didn't work
at all, it was just dead. Three of them were
stolen and never recovered. So out of the five they rented,
they had one that actually works for the events. Yeah,

(01:22:38):
the fact the fact that they stole the airport shuttle,
not exactly it would be not only stolen but set
on fire. Yeah. Absolutely So.

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
By the way, I don't know if that's is that
cool or sad that a man worked as a like
a desk agent for thirty five years at an airport
Hilton Gregory job.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Like people who get like, you know, I make a
lot of tips. You know, I know some people that
you know, they they could have gone and done they
become a manager or something they could have done they
could have gone and done other things. They just really
liked where they worked at, like the situation, the hours
and if you keep getting promoted in turn yeah that's great. Yeah,
especially a job like that though I'm sure has got
crazy turnover like hotel jobs.

Speaker 8 (01:23:17):
So guys you might think, well, this is all bad news.
Everyone's getting fired, they're losing jobs, they're hammer. You can't
nowhere safe to live even around.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Then you go, well, what you can do.

Speaker 8 (01:23:26):
Maybe maybe you can start a little deli downtown downtown Okay, now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
What she wanted every like sandwiches, right, Yeah, so that's
what this lady was. This lady did.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
One thing though that she that she shouldn't have done,
is she shouldn't have taken a photo of a crazy
man who was threatening her, because he'll return and beat
her in the face. And that's what happened here from
Fox too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
He's done point of thinger on my mo head like that.
They say, that's why you got kill it. Don't look
at people.

Speaker 12 (01:23:51):
The woman was then punched by the man walking past
her deli, which is a favorite in the neighborhood.

Speaker 17 (01:23:57):
Vanery Neth has own MacArthur, Delhi and East Okland for
twenty six years. She was standing in the doorway of
her business on Monday when a man on the sidewalk
in front of her and try to grab her phone
before punching her in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
He mad at me, swing me near, and I hate
it to the door. That sucks. Oh my god, lady,
don't you hate it when you get punched for looking
at someone? Yeah, there's there's so much of this and
this is not exclusive to Oakland. There are a number
of stories that you see cities across the country where
people are just minding their business walking down the street

(01:24:28):
and somebody crushes them with something in their hand or
just randomly punches. I saw this one video. This woman
is like crossing across She's pushing a stroller and some
guy just like runs up as if like, oh ma'am, hey,
you drop something, but just runs up and punches her
right in the side of the head. What is that?
I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
And I this is why where Sea Best's policy of
calling the cops comes into play. Over the weekend, I'm
going over, I'm grabbing some some coffee and I see
a woman ranting and raving down the street just screaming, Look,
she's a mentally ill person, but she's also swinging at people,
and no one's doing it. They're they're avoiding her, of course,
but no one is saying, hey, this needs to stop

(01:25:04):
right now, which is what I did. I called the
not emergency number, said hey, we got a lady who's
taken violent swings at people. Of course, they tried to like, well,
is she have a weapon or anything?

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
Either way they talk you out of yeah, because they
have the police.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
They don't want to deal with it, right.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
But again, if they don't deal with it, the deli
owner gets to deal with it with a punch in
the face.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Yeah, so it sucks. So there's the good news.

Speaker 8 (01:25:26):
After he punched this old lady in the face, this
crazy guy in oaklid stopped right think.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Oh wait, no, he didn't. He went next door.

Speaker 17 (01:25:33):
The man went to Charlie's Last Palmis restaurant nearby, where
employee Maria Castellone says he demanded some fish.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
He even in the face right now, hurry, hey, come,
she says. Frightened staff gave him a I mean, I
wouldn't have understood the story if it wasn't for the
dramatic reenactments, because before I was like, audibly, wait what
And now that she demanded some fish, he hurry, hey,

(01:26:03):
come on, she says.

Speaker 17 (01:26:04):
Frightened staff gave him a red snapper worth seventeen dollars
to placate him, and he ran off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
I'm really, really, really upset Oakland.

Speaker 17 (01:26:13):
Please are trying to identify the attack surelier who he is?

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
He is asked to come.

Speaker 8 (01:26:17):
Forward, just like they got those shooters from the side
show super I will give Oakland residents credit. They do
great TV interviews.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Yeah, ye, well there's a Seabass's local news story of
the day focus on Oakland's Oh yeah, Hasha, he does it? Yeah,
come on by super All, I got some more on
the show coming.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Up for you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Next. They're back the shoe, all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is Tuesday morning. It's October the eighth. Today is
a National Salmon Day. Oh salmon. Also a fluffin utter day?
Oh hell yeah, now fluffing one peanut butter and then marshmallow.

(01:27:03):
Yeah on bread. Yeah. Good, National parogi Day. You're hitting
all my mom's big ones. Yeah. Homemade parogies, homemade fluff Well, yeah,
I love I love parogies. Those are great. It's a
Dyslexia Day, menace O, Happy Dyslexia Day. And hey, Greg,
is National Face your Fears Day. So we have a

(01:27:28):
surprise coming up for you a little bit later on
the show. We're going to go We're gonna test you,
We're gonna have you face your fears. Noise, I've already
done it rhymes with sparantula. Yeah that's right, an utter eye, yeah,
utter eye, utter eye. Yeah. Yeah. We got some birthdays

(01:27:49):
and the porn of birthday coming up here in a second.
So I'm sure you saw something about the New Joker movie.
It was never one of the box office but they're
using the word disappointing because it only made forty million
dollars and they were expecting over seventy million in its
opening weekend. So I hope it continued. I think it right. Yeah,

(01:28:10):
I bombed. It's a movie I would have gone, but
I saw the reviewers, like, ah wait.

Speaker 10 (01:28:13):
They said thirty percent. I called my buddy Yil really
is it really that bad? He goes, dude, I think
they purposely made it terrible, saying that he didn't want
to do a part two, but that would be very
waking Phoenix. Yeah, to like purposely crap on something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
I blame Lady Gaga, And that's that's what Greg's been saying.
She's a very big She's such a terrible actress. She
ruined the American horror story for you, totally ruined that
entire franchise for me. She blows. She can't do an
accent to save her life. Oh am, I Russian or
Italian or maybe a combination of the two. Many accents
of her sachi right, all in one movie? Were you

(01:28:50):
from Jersey? Different New York Jersey? It's you're Stephanie and
you're from New Jersey. That's you mentioned that she had
spent all that money on ghost Detectors. Yeah, she should
have spent money on acting. List Yeah, musical performances. Rule. Well,
because she's a singer, that's not what yeh the point.

(01:29:12):
But she has a nice dog and she has nice dogs. Well, guys,
you can call off the investigation. Diddy's mom says he
didn't do it. Oh yeah, so we're not even going
to talk about it anymore. Let him out. Amazon decided
not to move forward with the Who's the Boss sequel.
Tonza and Alyssa Milano on the table. Yeah, they're not

(01:29:35):
going to do it. Bravo is doing a reality series
about the Kansas City Chiefs wives and girlfriends, the Wags,
but Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes are not in it.
So the only reasons anyone wants the two people that
can't be in it. And the one article says, which
is kind of like doing a show about the Beatles
but not including John or Paul or Georgia Ring. No

(01:29:57):
one knows anybody else. Yeah, and speaking of a Taylor Swift,
she is now the world's richest female musician an estimated
worth of one point six billion dollars. She took the
title from Rihanna. Jay Z is still the richest musician overall.
He is worth two point five billion dollars. Where does
his money come from? Again? Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:30:18):
Just multiple investments. Like what though he owns the record
Race of Spades, he owns them the Champagne.

Speaker 14 (01:30:27):
Oh okay, but that's what makes this Taylor Swift things
so impressive, because I mean, as far as I know,
this is all from music.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
He did.

Speaker 10 (01:30:37):
He also did a deal with Title where he got
a bunch of money out of that, And yeah, he
does have multiple investments.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
I just stand like some money, but two point five
billions a lot anyway. Uh So there's your there's your
news on all these people have way more money than
we do, all babe. Richard Simmons. His brother Lenny Simmons,
who looks like him, He says that Richard was buried
in his workout clothes underneath his regular clothes. He's going

(01:31:05):
to be so cold. They had his celebration of life
at Saint Louis Cathedral in New Orleans over the weekend,
and Lenny said, just like Clark Kent underneath his beautiful
things that he was wearing his clothing, Richard is wearing
a tank top and shorts. Now why you ask, because, quote,
we want to make sure that he's going to be
in his normal costume that we all know and love

(01:31:26):
to help the saints and angels get into shape, all right.

Speaker 14 (01:31:30):
As somebody who went to Richard Simmons aerobics class all
the time, and it was super fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
With him in person, Yes, sir, he would whenever you look.

Speaker 14 (01:31:39):
Down, he'd screamed that you don't look down, there's no
cookies on the floor.

Speaker 15 (01:31:42):
Yea.

Speaker 14 (01:31:43):
And for one of the other the last elections. He
made us all sit on a mat to tell us
that we were all the president of our hopes and dreams.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
This tracks, Yeah, I love him. Madonna's younger brother, Christopher,
has died. He was sixty three. He was an artist
to dancer designer. Madonna posted an a tribute to him
and said he was the closest human to me for
so long. It's hard to explain to our bond, but
it grew out of an understanding that we were different
and society was going to give us a hard time

(01:32:12):
for not following the status quo. Yeah, she's going to
take this whole thing to the graves. She not like
she's never gonna just like, all right, look, I had
a great career that was a lot of fun, little
shtick I had gone on there for a while. She's
still trying to be like this super sexy, rebellious, rebellious
person and she's like pushing seventy. It's like, you did it,
wenoled it? Yeah good, that was great. We celebrate you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
But I mean Madonna's had a rough, rough govid here recently.
She lost her step mom to cancer a few weeks ago,
and then her older brother died last year. So, yeah,
not good. I've been dying to share this audio with you.
Perry Farrell's isolated vocals from that Jane's Addiction show where
he punched Dave Navarro down and they devolve into screaming.

(01:32:56):
He's singing in the wrong spots. He just starts screaming
in frustration and saying stuff like FIE's mother efforts while
gesturing to his bandmates it's nice. So this was a
guitar and bass tech on the tours, the one who
posted the audio, Perry's wife, if you remember, claimed that
he was upset because the vocals were too low in
the mix and when you hear these, you're like they

(01:33:16):
should have just been off. The music was drowning him out,
she claimed. But the tech says that Perry didn't know
where he was in the songs. He didn't know the words.
He was singing words from other songs. Quote, these were
not sound issues. Yeah, I think I think he had
a mental break. Yeah, well I'm sure, but it wasn't
because like his vocals weren't in the mix. Nah, yeah

(01:33:39):
or whatever. Here listen to the audio. Baby shit worm,
the jumping baby on that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Jumping shit, Oh that hurts right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Wow, my damn people paid money for that.

Speaker 14 (01:34:25):
Yeah, but the bass tech put him on blasts like that.
That's interesting because usually that's a pretty tight knit circle.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Right, And I would I would think you'd have an
NDA also if you were smart. Well, maybe he was
just being such an ahole. They don't wrong spot. Well,
here's a blast from the past. This is when Courtney
Loves Somebody released her Isolated Guitar and Vocals, one of
my favorite. So she was singing a celebrity skin, which
is a great song. But this is like if you
just got the isolated guitar and the vocals from that performance,

(01:34:52):
here's how it sounded. I want to, I want in
demon so glad you get back. That's way better than Perry.

(01:35:23):
At least it's the word.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
She's like basically pretending to play the guitar kids playing rock. Yeah,
oh yeah, exactly awful. The house from the nineteen eighty
two horror classic Pulture guyst being transformed into an Airbnb
and soon you'll be able to rent it. I'm sure
the neighbors are thrilled about that. Seem Valley, California, built
nineteen seventy nine. According to the Zillow. It's sold last

(01:35:47):
Friday for one point two eight million dollars. The new
owner says they want to turn the four bedroom, three
bathroom home into an Airbnb that will replicate the iconic
movies set.

Speaker 14 (01:35:58):
Are you going to have like chairs stacked u upside
down and like a scary clown on the bed?

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
I don't know, but you know they did the same
thing with that Christmas Story house in Cleveland. Yeah, they
completely redid the house to make it look like it
did in the movie, inside and outside. A lot of
times it's just the exterior of the house, but the
inside doesn't look anything like it. And so they did
that and they made a ton of money, a ton
of money. I'm sure you also saw, like Prince his
house from Purple Rain. Yeah, yeah, they made that in Airbnb.

Speaker 9 (01:36:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Wendy and Lisa from Prince of the Revolution I think
are in charge of that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
It's in Minneapolis, transformed into a shrine to both the
movie and Prince himself. And if you book it, you
get to listen to Prince's personal tape collection, see actual
outfits he wore, and you get to smell his curated
scentin bar featuring his favorite perfumes. There's even a music

(01:36:48):
lounge with instruments, and there's an app that will teach
you how to play and or sing Purple Rain Noise.
And there's also a secret door that leads to quote
a room with treasure. God, I know, how hard would
you freak out to stay there? Oh dude, I would

(01:37:08):
never in a million years. I hate Prince as you know, yes,
think we should still be worshiping though right now? Oh yeah,
absolutely the way, did you know the Prince died? Yeah?
Why does nobody mention this? Nobody ever mentioned it? What
the hell show shivery? We're gonna it's shimmy, We're gonna
sit theage, It's shimoda, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Know we don't do.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Matt Damon, who
is fifty four years old today. Chevy Chase is eighty one,
Sigourney Weaver is seventy five. Angus T. Jones, he was
the kid on Two and a half Men, he's thirty one.
Paul Hogan, who's Paul Hogan? Menace? Uh, Paul Hogan's a

(01:37:54):
crocodile dundee. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this is not Yeah,
that's no line Yeah, there you go. Paul Hogan's eighty five.
Bella Thorne is twenty seven actors turned Only girls are
only fans? Girl, ye, girl fans. Yeah, Bella Thornia, She's
still want to like fake the only fans.

Speaker 11 (01:38:14):
She made a million dollars by getting people to sign
up for what she was making seem like it was
gonna be naked pictures, and then there were not any
naked pictures that she already had their money.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Yeparn Like Sammy's Caerl Hammond is guess how old today,
Let's go with sixteen sixty nine.

Speaker 19 (01:38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
He took over the announcing duties for SNL for the
late Don Pardo, Nick Cannon, father of twelve children with
six different baby mamas so far forty four years old.
He got Bruno Mars who's thirty nine. Karen Parsons Hillary
Banks on The Fresh Prince of bel Air is fifty eight.
Wow them is the WWE superstar who got to start

(01:38:51):
on the Real World road Rules Challenge is forty four.
And Emily Proctor Callie Duquane on CSI Miami, a show
I watched for a long time. I love that show.
One point see Simon Hammy yeah, dude, I don't remember you,
like with Horatio Caine. No, what what did I mine?
Erase that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Dude, come on man, he was like what we have here?
He has a reason to celebrate. Okay, I know we
made fun of that. I didn't know ya, dude. Oh yeah,
I watched that for a long time. I loved that show.
She's fifty six years old. Your porno birthday today is
Samantha Bentley, and she's done more stroking than the captain

(01:39:30):
of a rowing team in three hundred and seventy four
fine films, including Put Those Asses Up for the Anal
Bang Train. She was in her visit to g Spot Heaven.
Also Fornication one oh one, Oh good, she was in
We should try what the neighbors were doing? Okay? Also
Best Friends Lick each Other Volume one and who Can

(01:39:54):
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Yeah right up, just dad, don't don't do anything else, No,
un don't walk. Yeah, Samantha Bentley is thirty seven years
old today, thatt your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that a little look at what's happening around the
world of Entertainment. You're on the Woody Show for this
Tuesday morning. We're gonna take a quick break more Woody Shows. Next,

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Ohays arresting a new blue hair with a blue vibey.
Tomorrow you're on the Woody Show. In the meantime, Anthony,
you got for as you could leave on the after
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please Yeah, the only

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panic buying you should really do is at a bar
during last call. I wish there was, like I know,
I legally last calls at whatever time for that local
jurisdiction or whatever, but I wish it was like also
a law where they couldn't call last call early. I
saw because they always like wrap up at like one fifteen.

Speaker 10 (01:42:26):
It's like last call is like you know, at two am, right, yeah,
because they're just cleaning.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Yeah, they're trying to clean so they can leave right
at two o'clock there. Yeah, that's cheating. It is so cheating.
Give us some forty five minutes. Yeah, thank you very much,
Greg Gory do it. Thank you guys so much for
giving the what he shows, some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of guys could suck it. We will catch
you back here on Wednesday. Have a great day. SMD

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double M. I quit this bitch.