October 9, 2024 • 105 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dude to the graphic nature of this program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today's Wednesday. It it's October ninth,
twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gore. Hey man, is good morning to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's like morning. Hi. There's Gina Grady. Sammy is here.
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
We got Sea Bass, we got bored. Caroline is here
as well. Morgan our associate producer. There's Vaughn. He's our
video producer. Phones are open for you, our guest of honor,
our VIP. Thank you for giving us some of your
time this morning. We've got the phones there at eight
seven seven forty four. Woody text of course over to
two two nine eighty seven. Very excited because coming up
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later on this morning. It's not what ABC has running
later on tonight. Oh no, today here on The Woody Show.
It's a Golden Bachelorette. And so this is where Sea
Bass is on all those Guilf websites. He was actually
on one the other day, and I know he's getting
some of the last minute audio together. Otherwise you tell
you the story himself. But he was getting some of
the audio and you know, recording some of it the
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other day, and the office manager walked by.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It was like, what are you doing? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We can't get in trouble for that kind of stuff
because it's just the nature of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They're actually working.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But yeah, he was recording some of these gils for
this round of a Golden Bachelorette. We've got some of
the trending news headlines, we've got the entertainment stuff. We
got birthdays, Parno birthday. Speaking of birthdays, maybe an update
on MENACE's birthday month. Yes, there's anything new to report there,
so that in more Today he're on the Woody Show.
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And I hate to ever have to say these words,
but SeaBASS is right, Oh god why and the term
hack is way over you. And I'll give you another
example here, Greg. The newest hack on social media is
something called the table pancake. It's the table pancake brunch hack. Okay,
(02:43):
now this is not a new thing at all, but
the idiots on social media are acting like it is.
The table pancake brunch hack is for when you're out
with your friends and you want pancakes, but you also
want something savory, so you want to order your bacon
in your ags, browns and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I often have that quandary, So what do you do?
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Both you get an order of table pancakes. It's a hack.
So you order all that you want, what everybody here
wants to get, and then you order pancakes for the
whole table, and you put it in the middle so
everyone can take a byte and share.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
They invented that. I know.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I look it up on social media. I looked up
to see if it was a real thing. Type in
table pancakes brunch hack.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's not even new Saturday Morning.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, well you guys, hey, do you want to get
the whatever and we could share? Oh yeah, okay, fine,
and everybody just takes a fork.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Or it's a table pancake. Yah.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
So again, I hate I'm surprised you didn't come running
in here.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Definitely not a hack.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, so the fast food industry, obviously here in the US,
it is assive, lots of options to choose from. Menace
just went to what was called chain Fest.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yes, love it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
All the different chain restaurants, fast food chains and whatever
had different things. And I mean there's drive throughs all
over the place. But some people they come through the
Google reviews of restaurants with four or more locations, analyzing
reviews of more than one hundred and sixty one thousand
individual establishments.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And they use this weighted average to grade each chain,
making sure it wasn't biased towards, you know, entries with
higher volume of reviews. Okay, and so based on the research,
the site names Taco John's as the worst chain in
America right now. They operate over three hundred and fifty locations.
(04:44):
I've never been to a Taco.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Do you have it? Oh yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It scores two point six to one out of five.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you, I think.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
The worst fast food place ever went to what's the
name of the company that makes like the soy sauce
and the kariaki sauce.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Got yo.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Shoot, they had like there was like a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Yes, yeah, like the noodle bowl fast terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Worst I've ever got.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Really No, I don't think that's becausea is bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The wrong, doesn't like it. Let me see they have
the orange sign.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, he doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hundred years.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh yeah, I swear they haven't changed the thing in
one hundred years, including anything.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Inside the cheryocky balls or bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I went there because I was like, oh, teryockey ball
sounds good. It's got to be the worst terryochy ball
I've ever had. Really, Oh dude, it is off you.
What's the wrong location? I wanted to like it. I
wanted to like it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Give it another chance.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
At the top of the list, Chick fil A.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
They got the highest average rating of three point nine
to five, making that the best chain restaurant in the US.
Number two on their list five guys, Yeah all right,
Jersey Mics at number three. I do love Jersey Mikes
and I always get whatever sandwich I get. I always
get Mike's Way, extra juice. Oh I want an extra oil,
extra vinegar, put put everything on there.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I want all that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Waffle Houses at number four, written Starbucks at number five,
and then you got Dairy Queen Arby's at number seven,
Panera Bread I hop, and then Carl's Junior Okay, on
the on the best on the worst Taco John's number one, sad.
(06:29):
I think people love the hate on it, but I
never see the line empty. McDonald's at number two, people
love it. Number three And I agree with this one
because I've been to one. Bobby's Burger's by Bobby Flay.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh no, they totally revamped Bobby's Burgers.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Did they do it like in the last like two
months before before the survey was done.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I guess because I know the og and then they
like did a total revamp of it.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
We went the first time, hated it and didn't go back,
I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So yeah, I went there. I was like, not in press.
The other one I think was very good at all,
and I went to the one in Vegas was the
Gordon Ramsey never been Yeah, way overrated.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, I've had way better. What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Wallburger's at number four? Yeah, Popeyes at number five? Then
he got Sonic what got Buffalo Wild Wings at number seven?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
And then he got something South Philly cheese steaks and fries.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And then Wetzels Pretzels.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Not a pretzel, Pretzels.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Wetzels Pretzels and antis. Can anybody tell the difference?
Speaker 9 (07:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I could not? Still good?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean, you gotta love chick Fla. They're not
even open one day a week and people still love them.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, they're so friendly, they are. They're very nice. All right,
So there you go here.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
You know what, while we're on the topic, how about
a couple more piece of food now?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, what'sn't planning on doing food?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah? Well it started with the whole conversation about the
table pancake brunch haag heck. Speaking of Popeyes, they have
just introduced another version of their popular chicken sandwich. It's
the Ghost Pepper Chicken sandwich. So it's the classic Popeyes
chicken sandwich with some barrel cured pickles. I always loving
they say stuff like that. Oh, they cured them in
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a barrel on a buttered, toasted brioche bun Chilian fuseed
ghost pepper sauce. So you got all that and then Popeyes.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm sorry, I'm just are we not over the ghost
pepper yet?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I know, I love some heat.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Popeye's also rolling out a new seasonal beverage, the Apple
Cranberry Tea and Lemonade Delicious. And also you can get
a free chocolate chip biscuit. Wow, that's a special chick
or treat often right now. Some other food news from
Costcos Deli department. Menace a new giant sandwich that weighs
(09:01):
in it over two pounds. It's the beef and pork
meatball Marinara. Oh yeah, it's pre made, served cold, but
it's best to warm it up before eating. It's got
the meatballs, the marinara sauce, the layer of provlo and
cheese on the top, and the bottle and it's sprinkled
with parmesan on some artisan bread.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, So here's some of the reviews. I'll have a
chunk of that sandwich please. It is fifteen bucks, by
the way. Yeah, so I said fifteen bucks is a
bit high for something that was mostly bread.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So look it's like it's over two pounds.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 11 (09:39):
So?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Also in the food news, Krispy Kream Ghostbusters donuts are
here for a limited time.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Okay, is there a new movie coming out?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's an honor of the fortieth anniversary of the og
Ghostbusters film. And so you have the Ghostbusters cookie and
cream donut.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Made with Oreo. That sounds good.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
The Slimer donut with purple and green icing and a
lemon flavored green filling.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Okay, the Ecto.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Sprinkled donut and the State Puff Marshmallow Man donut pull apart,
what's got original glazed donut dots and marshmallow flavored butter cream.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
They also have this.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Uh slime slime aide drink that's an ectoplasm green color
to go along with the donuts, and they are available
now for a limited time and you can check it
out your local participating Crispy Cream location.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Now, I'm not a huge fan of Krispy Cream, but
especially donuts are pretty good.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, I mean their donuts are good. They're just a
regular og glazed. I just love how light and airy.
It's almost like it's good for it feels like it's almost.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Good for you. Of course, no has no mouthfeel to it,
has no like oomph to it. Eight seven seven forty four.
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It's another new hour noise in sensitivity Training for a
politically correct world. It's Wednesday morning. It's October the ninth,
twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Waiting. There's Greg Gory. What's up, Woody Menace?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Woodie?
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You've got Gina grad Hey.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
There is Sammy Harting seamsses around here somewhere lurking about yeah, looming. Oh,
Morgan says, he's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
He's on the phone. Really, Oh, he's supposed to be here.
He's on the phone. Maybe he doesn't know how elevators work.
He gets stuck, stuck in the elevator. Yet, what is
he doing?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
He just called. He's on the phone, all right, told
me anything? All right, Well, we got a golden Bachelor
at this hour. He decides that he disappears.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Okay, but anyway, so well.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We'll check in with him.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Okay, some the hole phones are open eighty seven seven
forty four WOD except for the one line.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Of sea bestes on it.
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Right, you can hit something the text over to nine
eighty seven. Big news in Vegas this morning. The Tropicana
is no more right. The implosion happened this morning about
two thirty am local time. I watched it in real time. Yeah,
in typical Vegas fashion. Lot of production value. Those are
the close to six hundred drones. A massive fireworks display
(12:36):
happened before the charges went off and the buildings came down.
It was pretty cool. They had like a spinning Tropicana
logo with the drones. They had the A's logo because
they're building a new ballpark and stuff.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
It was.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
It was pretty cool. They did a bunch of like
they synced it to music and nice it was. It
was yeah, oh yeah, it was very Vegas.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
And remember the show. They said you could even buy
tickets to like, you know, surrounding hotels to watch it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, like the Best Eat and the Half. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Well, an air quality dust advisory has been issued, what
they're calling trop dust I think is expected around the area.
The demolition is the first of a strip casino since
they took out the Riviera where the expanded Convention Center
now sits, and then once the cleanup is done, they're
going to start building the new thirty three thousand seat
(13:22):
Major League Baseball Stadium where the A's will start playing
in twenty twenty eight. They're done in Oakland, but they're
going to be playing in Sacramento until the new digs
are done.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
So odd to me, like they should just use the
Las Vegas Ballpark. It's amazing, Yeah, but how many people
can fit in there enough? I think it's enough for
how many A's fans show up to yeah, twelve? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I don't get that Sacramento thing. But
also I'm trying to figure out what is going to
be the new gay hotel for the Las Vegas Strip,
(13:51):
because the Tropicana was that was the gay hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Hotel, Yeah, they always say with like rat pack. Yeah,
I was talking about it, Debbie Reynolds King, my.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Gay buddies tell me that's the gay hookup hotel.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I thought the gay hotel would be whatever's the nicest.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know, I have no idea. I don't know.
I didn't know there was a hotel. If I had
to guess which one would be the which one seems gay?
I would say, like.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Coo, yeah done?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
And the rooms at how about the chandelio ball.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Isn't there a giant high heel color scheme?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, big giant heel that you could do an Instagram
photo Cosmo as well.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What do you know how you get like weird empathy
for a burger king that's not crowded. I kind of
get weird empathy when they do these implosions. As much
as I love them and as cool as they are
to watch, and I like things that explode and get
thrown off the buildings whatnot, it's like the end of
an era, an era I was not part of, I
had nothing to do with. But it's kind of like
that piece of history blown up.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, speaking of old And another question back to why
do we overth think everything?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh? Those are dad socks?
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Are?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Those are like whatever? Like the rules are constantly changing
about fashion everything. People overthink everything. The latest example I
can give you here is uh this thread that I
saw and asked, do you use ellipses in text messages?
And ellipses that's when you use like a dot dot
dot in your text or your email to separate two thoughts.
(15:23):
So I was thinking dot dot dot.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, well, bad news you guys. Gen zers are judging
you for it. Oh no, it's called boomer ellipses ellipses
and they're like, no, I guess, super annoying to gen zers.
And uh yeah, here's one trying to explain why older people,
people in their thirties and forms, as they refer to
(15:47):
as boomers, not accurate, why they hate it so much.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
You know, older people tend to use the boomer ellipses.
Whenever they're texting. There's always a random dot dot dot
in the middle of their messages. Well that's because they
grew up following different rules for informal communication. Nowadays, if
you want to separate an idea, you just press enter
and start a new line within new thoughts. Oh, less
sense to do that writing postcards or letters, where you
had to save space. So people back in the day
learned to separate thoughts by using ellipses. Same with early
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SMS texting, you were charged by the message, so it's
simply more efficient to separate ideas within a single text,
and boomers got used to that. However, with the rise
of unlimited texting, it became even more efficient to separate
different thoughts with different messages, so that became the new
grammatical standard online. And that means that the boomer ellipses
became redundant, which is why they caused confusion today. They
(16:35):
violate what we called the maximum quantity. They add more
information than necessary, so they appear to apply something more than.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
The intended meaning.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Most of the time that comes across to younger people
as hesitation, annoyance, or passive aggressiveness, because that's how.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
We use the ellipses.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
But we should keep in mind that all the boomers
are really trying to do is send multiple messages in
the space of one message.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Do who ever put that much thought into that? That's yes,
any of those things that he brought up, never once.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Over I thought it progressed into it being like passive aggressive.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The never thought his passive aggressive aggressive.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
But all I hear when my mom does talk to
text is hi, honey, dot dot dot How what she
says it out loud? How are you dot dot dot?
They all do it, and they're not being passive aggressive.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
That is how they just thought it was something super
like not casual informal like you're not using proper punctuation.
Although my son was able to figure out that a
text there are a series of texts that he was
getting from a friend of his wasn't actually coming from
his friend. It was coming from his parents, who had
grounded him from his phone. Wrote because it was He says,
(17:47):
there are capital letters in there, and there's punctuation.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
It's not him, right for what's that so weird? What
are they fishing for?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
They weren't fishing for anything. He just had his phone
taken away, and so I guess they were just replying
saying oh, sorry, so and so, you.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Know whatever, like but he's still meeting.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
But they were just replying back to whoever's texting, like
sorry tied up, can't talk right now, or like yeah, sorry,
I'm uh, I'm busy with some things right now, talk
to you later. He's like, that's not how he talks, weird,
And it's because there were capital letters and punctuation.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's not him. I overuse ellipses.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, I use them, don't you mean boomer ellipses.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I don't use them in text, but for work stuff
I always do it. Okay, separation shot all right, boomer or.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Okay, Boomer, Boomer, Yah, sweet socks, Bro, nice shorts?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Are those cargo shorts, Bro, and then pointing out, oh,
dad socks, Well you're a dad.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
By the way, speaking of dad socks, I was watching
Love Is Blind. Do you know none of those guys
wear socks with their suits?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
With suits?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah, they're their formal suits. There's no socks.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, they're like really no shows.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, no show socks are in right now.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Okay, so we're not supposed to look like we wear.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Socks with our suits.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Well, I'm saying, is this like kind of like how
chicks now are wearing. You know, they'll be kind of
dressed up, like they'll have a dress rider, but then
they're wearing like converse.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Is that? Is that what we're doing when they do
the real the girls aren't heels and the guys don't
have something.
Speaker 14 (19:24):
The guys are still in dress shoes that you are
just wearing no show socks, like similar to what a.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Girl would wear if they're in like booties or something.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But it depends on the weather too. Greg, I can't
keep up, and I don't care to keep up. No,
I don't care to get like.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
With any of these things, like Oh, well that's gonna
I guess that's what it.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Means to you.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I texted you last night about some fashion Did you
see that remind me the Jelly Roll thing?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's shoes that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, because we keep on running into listeners.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I go, dude, were they called?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
They're called hey dudes, Hey dudes, and I go, hey,
dudes are blowing up, And then every event we go to,
like listeners don't work.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It looks like beach shoes on my Yeah, yeah, you know.
And then jelly Roll just did a cloud.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But let me see what the Hellsey Bess wants. He's
on the phone. Okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Hey guys, I need someone to come down and let
me and I forgot to take my pass key with
me in my new vehicle.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh wow, this must mean he got his cyber truck. Well,
he did not forget his key card. He is just
calling to let us know you're not even gonna fit
that thing in the garage.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
Well that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I guess if you guys want to look outside your
door right now, you could probably see and get out
the window feel for it yourself, and maybe tell me
if it feels like it's gonna fit. That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I mean I would, but I'm sitting.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, medices on, go ahead, menace open you got to
open up the other you got to open it up
the other way.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Okay, everyone's getting up.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Yeah all right, so okay, I see the blinds coming
up now.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Menaces leaned over.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
What do you think he's waving?
Speaker 13 (21:04):
That's well, actually we're starting the light show.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Cyber raped or anything.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
I thought he wrapped it, you know, it's I just
got it, like two days to get up to the
wrapping the later this month.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh okay, amazing, that's really really cool. Mazel tov, I go.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
Take am Yes, I know you guys are fighting, like
who's gonna get driven into the garage with me? So okay,
so you enjoyed the light show?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yeah, I am enjoying it. On the do you have
something on the windshield? I can't really see?
Speaker 13 (21:45):
Like, probably took me the sticker from the dealership, Like
it's it's minty.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I've already lost interest in the I mean, I'm glad
you got it. You know, it's a really cool looking car. Dude,
that's awesome.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
Congratulations And and I got a I to write me
a theme song. If you go into my folder, I
the song. Yeah, I walked in, I went a little button. Man.
Just look at how the frunk is going up and
down the lights.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You guys show it's lit.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Do we just say that we're really really stoked?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Right? Sorry sorry wrong, wrong, wrong clip? Hold on.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Still still the wrong clip, hold on, stand by, stand by.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
This is a Sea Basses cyber truck theme.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Sign But it goes fast, it goes so we'll get
so much.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Noise, pretty noise.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
So are we supposed to like really care about this?
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I mean, like I said, you guy should be clapping, We
should be well breating straws for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No thank you, no thank.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You, no thing.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know, we were supposed to be excited, no thank you.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Yeah, I'm supposed to be like you gots are playing
it cool.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Right now, guys, we're playing it all right.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Professional truck driver is texting over saying season all the time,
says your cyber truck will be broken down on the
side of the road in two weeks.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Oh no, no, oh okay, I'll take you up on
that bet, sir.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Did you get the single motor, the dual motor.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Oh, this is a cyber beast. This would be full
on tri motor.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
This is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good raw. Yeah, realistic, you can. I would love to
do that too.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Show welcome back and welcome into the studio, SeaBASS, did
you realok at that thing in the garage they even
go through the gate.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It is not it's not tall.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
It is very wide, but if you ever driven, I
mean it's smaller than like a I think it's you know,
it's it's the size of a decent sized truck or suv.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
But he as got a cyber truck. If you're just tuning.
Any called from the garage right before the break, you
got a high five hour wait till like yeah, no,
thank you, because I saw one on the road and
I thought, like, man, just much like airline seats keep
getting smaller and smaller and tighter and tighter, so do
parking lots. Oh yeah, yeah, they're not wide at all.
(24:27):
It's almost like in a waste space, I believe, because
people can't keep it in the lines because it's too
tight to even park next to somebody else, even if
you're both in the lines, and so one car will
take up two spots and then fewer people.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Well, like all other luxury cars, I'll be that guy.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Who parks way off in the back by himself.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Yeah, yeah, for now luxury car.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Now there was a question did you buy it or
lease it?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Button? Yeah that's what I thought. Oh yeah, bro live
in it.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, because you can sleep in the in the back
and the ton Oh that'd be really cool.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Tricks would love that too, cozy.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Speaking of women, time for Woodie show a Golden Bachelorette. Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, these old ladies, they're on the webcams too.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Guilf dot com, as I believe we're a sea bass
is meeting a lot of these ladies.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, well I go to ABC for that old lady. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
When you can go on guilf dot com and have
a ton of different ladies to choose.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
From, I've not seen any I've not seen any sort
of hype about this, this first season of the Golden Bachelorette.
So I'm glad it's paving way for us in our
our version of a bachelorette, so absolutely, So.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Sea Bass goes on there and he starts talking to
the ladies. They're usually in their in their bedrooms and
they're you know, got their toys out and stuff like that.
Now you could tip through the website and it's a
dollar at a time. It makes us a little like
chin kind of cash sound, and uh, that's the ladies
getting tipped. And typically when you tip them, they'll uh,
you know, they they'll have it somehow hooked up.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
So what they have, Yeah, certain ladies have a bluetooth,
a tad massager that's a that's you know, permanently permanently
attached to their body.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Almost like vibrating panties or whatever. And then they let
you know that you got that, they got their tip.
But Sea Mess is being quite a gentleman as he's using.
It's like a type to speech kind of thing.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Right, I'm trying to get to know these people like
you would on a real TV show. In honor of
MENACE's birthday month today, Menace got in the chat room.
Oh I did, yes, Wow, he ran in forgot Yeah,
he ran into Tricia.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Tricia, and he got a younger name for an older brother.
Speaker 10 (26:28):
She's to talk to her about how he is celebrating
his birthday month.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
From hell, it is my birthday month.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
Birthday month? My birthday month was last week or last month?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
What did you get your birthday?
Speaker 16 (26:52):
I bought myself a couple shirts?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And then.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
I yes, thank you mother? Very I like, how do
we get on the subjects of food?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
He likes chicken?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Was she even speaking English in the beginning?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Really?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I couldn't make out anything she was saying.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Yeah, it was English. Okay, and that's come on, you
were there, you should know my bad. How do we
get on the conversation of food? Is what Tricia said?
Let's talk more about chicken.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
And you like raising canes?
Speaker 11 (27:35):
I have never tried raising canes. Where are they located? Yes?
Speaker 9 (27:42):
What is your favorite sauce?
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Are either dipping in ranch or.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Right?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Answer?
Speaker 11 (27:54):
I think the freaking name of it honey mustard?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
How about panty sauce? Do you love honey?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
So we're out here at advertising for raising canes and
on her minister's birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And by the way, I can guarantee that these ladies
have never had a conversation like this.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
This is a very.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Unique line of questions and a conversation for these guilt
dot com ladies and profitable. What do you show a
Golden Batch thereat?
Speaker 10 (28:21):
Well she she's not familiar with raising canes. So we're
gonna get her some information on where they are.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, are they in Florida?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Ok?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (28:31):
How are you maybe having spot everywhere?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Cool? I like to look for him. I like.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Me.
Speaker 15 (28:40):
Seems you can see my feet all right?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That was Sam.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
He'd come into s because he's a public chat room.
Is literally anyone can walk in there.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh that was somebody that wasn't supposed to be menaced?
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Right, Well, she said, Hi Sam, and that that's where
we're here talking about delicious chicken fingers.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I'm trying to yeah, yeah, stay on topic.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Brings us to our next lady, Teresa and Golden Batch.
The wretches lady probably I think in her sixties.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
They list their ages.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Oh what's her Teresa? Oh mother Teresa, and Menace is
going to tell her about again this is birthday month.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
All the food he's enjoying.
Speaker 15 (29:20):
Okay, Menace, I'm going to talk mill for my birthday.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
You know you're not mess?
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Is that where you want to go? For your birthday meal.
I like Dell Taco a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Not going to get to talk about.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
How's your talk? Ah, bringing back the double decker for
my birthday.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
A fantastic is a little more effective than Yeah, yeah, Teresa.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Menus Notices has also some tattoos.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Got pizza tattoo. That's interesting.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Thank you, Ray kill me if I never heard that.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
Tell me about yourtoos.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
This one says serenity, courage, wisdom.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
And this one's a picture of me my mom and
dad on the day in my first communion.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
It's hot.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Yeah, I like that numerous times now, Greg, you've noticed
this that we're like, they'll they'll give you a super
intimate personal but you don't.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Take my mom to the eye doctor.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
You got that in a tattoo for it man By
like on her ribs. It's a big tattoo. Let the fantasy.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, well so you have the Golden Bachelorette on ABC,
but we have a Golden Bachelorette here on the Woody Show.
We talked to Tricia, we talked to Teresa, and who's next.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
This is Millie And again it's MENACE's birthday, bills birthday,
So he parties and he goes hard.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yes, we're gonna tell Milly about here.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Oh you're not a menace, You're a lover.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
We get a whold. We can do promosts for a year.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Okay, I'm lying on the floor.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
Are you on the bathroom floor? Hopefully from not getting sick?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I move.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
The man, which I call that man is she predicted
that if you are, if you are lying on your
bathroom floor, it's probably because you're sick.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
How come you're getting tipsy today?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I just love how like they go from zero to
just complete ecstasis. Yeah, I do try to catch a
mid sentence.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
So how can you be anyway?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
So my father left me when I was nine years old,
and all, wow, my mother's.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Got I'm currently making a sandwich. But oh yeah, I
just found out that I lost the baby.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And like I said, I had babies in quite some time,
so I probably can't.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They're probably destroyed.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Millie has been introduced to the men, re said, Tell
Millilli said a telegram, Yeah, telegram. Tell Millie more about
his barfing style.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Mar Yeah, barfing.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
On the sixth sucks, baby? Like five, I would divorce
you for that. No, I'm joking like little sicko.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
I like girl rings, little.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Do you?
Speaker 18 (33:33):
I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, menace.
I see that you have something called character.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yes, girl drinks character. I think I fell in love.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, I will admit she's quite the Romeo.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
She does sound kind, she plays along. Yeah, she's the
best at it so far.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Right, He's like, because some guy said to you, Hey,
I barfed in the same Oh you're naughty.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah do you?
Speaker 18 (34:06):
I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, menace.
I see that you have something called character.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yes, oh well, menace.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Good luck to the two of you.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
Let me know, very happy to let.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Me know where you guys register.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Let me know how Nacho takes the news that you
are leaving her one of the ladies of guilf dot com. Yeah, well,
ladies and gentlemen, there you go. What do to show
a golden bachelorette?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 18 (34:43):
Oh You're not a menace, You're a lover.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
I'm lying on the floor, are you.
Speaker 18 (34:52):
You're resting on the bathroom floor, hopefully from not getting sick.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
I'm mofed, which I call them the.
Speaker 16 (35:02):
Menace reset How come, you're getting tipsy today?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
It's the ADI Show.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
A little follow up to a Golden Bachelorette, which a
fine round of a golden bachsorette.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Nice work, digital menace. Yes he's there.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
I like isolate all those menace those women complimenting menace.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
I got some old guy news.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
An argument over who stole Vienna sausages at a nursing
home in Georgia ended with one man being stabbed.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Investigators say that the one guy accused the other guy
of stealing his can of Vienna sausages, and during the argument,
he pulled out a.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Knife and he stabbed the other dude in the chest.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
To make it clear if the man who stabbed was
the one who stole the sausages or lost the sausages,
but I would imagine the guy who did the stab
and was the guy who lost out.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
Right, right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
He sounds like a classy nursing home. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
While the old man who got stabbed taking to the hospital,
he lived. No word on his condition. The stabber arrested,
charged with aggravated assault and possession of a knife during
a commission of a crime. Another old guy knews. The
son of an elderly man in Florida said that he
was shocked to find an eighty five hundred dollars charge
on his dad's credit card one day, and when he
(36:31):
investigated it further, he realized that his eighty year old
dad had spent it all to matchmaking service.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I think what you could easily, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
He called the matchmaking company to get a refund because
his dad has dementia and couldn't even go on the
date if he wanted to.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Sad, damn, Well.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Maybe the guy's just sitting at home talking to Gilf's.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Probably good way to spend your time.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, you know, looking for love. I mean whatever.
I mean, just the guy a break and I'll le
him have a little fun.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Yeah, barking on.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
The sixth sucks, baby, Yeah, poor guy, have some fun,
you know.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah, we out here being here. Look up tomorrow. I
won't remember a thing.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
No, you know, it's so sad. I was on Facebook.
I was looking at the Messenger because I want to
mess with the new AI that they have. But on
the Messenger also had like a bunch of AI friends
they could just sit there.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
And talk to.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
That's yeah, So what would the AI messenger, Do just
talk to virtual people?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Well no, you would talk to I know, but like,
but what do you.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Want to use it?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Like, how would we use it? Or how would the
average person use it other than to talk to virtual people?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Or I was looking because they're coming out with some
like like video thing the.
Speaker 10 (37:47):
New meta video looks mega sick, Yeah, like nuclear hella,
mega wet dope.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
He just like he just type something out like a
cat running down wearing a top hat, and it'll be
you know, exactly, super high, daft, wow, pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You just don't know what's real anymore, you know.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
Yeah, you can say cool and real, but then our
jobs are gone. Every animator's job is gone.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, but now you can do all the crazy stuff
because you'll just be like, that wasn't me. That was
a I. You know, it's kind of like the perfect
hiding place.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
But that's what a I'll say.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
You're like, yeah, I think if I was younger, i'd
care more. Yeah, but now that I'm older and I've
been saving money for years and.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Until AI robed, until a scam. Oh that's right, strange
your bank account.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
That's right? Makes you show on a matchmaking site all
right more one show is coming up. Hang on.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Woody Show Show.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world, and a.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Good morning to you. It is Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
It's over the ninth Noice twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Good Menace is here. He's our birthday month boy. Yes, yes,
let's go see Gina Graggedorn.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Gina.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
We got sea mess birthdays, We've got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
You can find us on social media at the Woody Show.
And uh, while we're talking about birthday, let's get the update.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's October and you know what that means. It's menaces birthday.
The counter is fe.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yes, all right, So as we as we.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Sit here right now, we are looking at eighteen days,
thirteen hours in about fifty.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Five minutes until time. Time is fine until MENACE's birthday,
you guys, uh huh. And if you want to see
is bucket?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I had it, but the again, the the natural is
to go to word yeah rocket list.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So yeah, his bucket list.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
How's it going with and he's I mean, kick a
field goal at AT and T Stadium, shoot baskets at
the Intuit Dome, any word on being on screen and
Fast and Furious eleven, I mean.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Anything, Nothing on that?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
But about what about Pizza Hut headquarters?
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Nothing on Pizza Hut, which is very surprising.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Uh, the Panda Express Innovation Kitchen.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
We got something on.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
That, Yes, and uh, I'm talking to them to set
up a day to go next week.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
The one that people seem most interested in, get the
WOODI Show on Family Feud.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
That'd be incredible.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Nothing on that either.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Not Okay, that one I'm kind of surprised about because
I thought that might be one of the easier ones.
I would think somebody why.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I don't know, just because it's rules too hard, it's
too awesome.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
With the different people that we know, Yeah, I think
Morgan actually the circles that we run in.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah, Morgan actually talk to somebody that needs somebody. So
I'm going to talk more about that.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
What about a tour of a mansion with Josh Altman
from Million Dollar Listing.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
I know people that know him and they have been
speaking to him. Okay, Greg and I may fulfill that dream.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Okay, that one's looking good. Uh huh.
Speaker 19 (41:21):
I know the JBL headquarters visit as a go, Yes,
I'm going today really give away a golf cart. Nothing
on that yet really, Yeah, man, listener meet up at Suavecito.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I know we got that email from the woman at
the Suavesito.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, so that's definitely gonna happen. Just got to work
out a day on that.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
What about the Hardwood suite inside the Palms Casino, that's
the one's got the basketball court in it.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Nothing, We know a hundred people that know people have
the palms, but nothing.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
I just want to watch stay through it.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah, you don't have to stay all weekend.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, Vincent, sure, And since you're all going to be
at the Hardwood see. What about the UFC headquarters tour
in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Well, guys, got a little message last night from a
guy named Dana White. Shut up and he says, let's
do this awesome. He gave me all the contact information
and uh, probably going to go next week.
Speaker 20 (42:15):
Morgan, dude, I did when I found out, which I
can't believe it's still but yeah, she doesn't get Oh sorry,
I'm forcing myself there, even.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
If he's follow Yeah, she has to be cameled in
through MENACE's b hole. He'll smuggler in like people getting
drugs into a prison. But yeah, Dana White hit me
up personally.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Yeah, he gave me information on who to talk to.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Is he going to be there? Is he going to
meet you there? I don't know. I'm going to talk
to his people. That's cool.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
And then what about this the vomit common thing to
ride the zero G plane.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Now, the zero G people started following me on social
but they didn't.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Out really, So that's that's the you can pay to
to do this, like you paid to do some of
this stuff anyway. But you go up on that big
giant plane and then it takes a nose dive and
it climbs back up and in that nose dive you
experience weightlessness. And that's how they train astronauts and things
like that. NASA is always called the vomit comment for
obvious reasons. H But yeah, this is it's called zero
(43:19):
G is the name of the company that allows you know,
just regular citizens to do this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
See that is second place for what I'm most excited about.
Family feud would be number one. Number two would be
that because I assume, I mean, what do you would
be taken with you? Of course, and I assume that
they would film it right, Yes, of course that would
be insane to see if I want that to happen
so badly.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Awesome, Well, MENACE's birthday month. Always, I'll look at all that's.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Brought you a s like a pageant winner.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Look at that. You know how to wear that? Okay?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
It is also appropriately for Menace.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Misspelled it's spelled me? And where did you get it?
The misspelled? They misspelled?
Speaker 10 (44:08):
It was one of those custom Amazon or let me
make sure. I mean I might have misspelled it. Who knows?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
You know I spelled it correctly? Meis I guess the
people over in Taiwan or wherever?
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Or no, Taiwan wouldn't do that, Bangladesh? Sorry slurring the.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Wrong Happy birthday month, Menas, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
There's the op.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
If you want to see his complete list of his
bucket list stuff, it's right down on our Instagram at
the Woody Show. And again, if anybody knows anybody over
at Family Feud, you know we can get that. I
think that again, I feel like that one should be
one of the easier ones.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, fingers crossed football stadium.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Or and also the kick in the field goal thing.
We've had a couple inroads on that.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, the thing is the Superdome. Hit me up.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
But now the Buccaneers are relocating, so all their schedules.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah, alright, which sometime during the season, it's very early,
they still roll post. Yeah, right exactly, this should be tough.
Or we can take down the river in Nashville. You
can kick a field goal through.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
He'll take it through in the river. Nice, I can
win over Alabama, all right?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven, will
dive into some of the trending news headlines.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Evacuate the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Well some of the trending news headlines today. Of course,
the big headline is Hurricane Milton and the latest on
Hurricane Milton. It's strengthened back into a Category five storm.
It is forecast weaken again before it makes landfall, but
it will double in size end quote. Has the potential
to be one of the most destructive hurricanes on record
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for West central Florida. The forecast is to make landfall
tonight into tomorrow morning. And originally they were thinking it
was going to be Tampa, like a direction hit on Tampa.
Now looking like south of Tampa, Sarah Soda looking like
the most likely for a direct hit. Did you guys
see this meteorologist in Miami? His name is John Morales.
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Because the video of this guy's gone viral, I've seen
people sharing this. This is broke down. Yeah, he was.
He was very upset talking about the storm.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. It
has dropped fifteen milli bars in ten hours. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
This is just horrific.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
What's you got some sand in your mechanics?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Meta? Man, you got some sand in there?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Made up?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah? Yeah, thats totally.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Whenever there's a clip of people grying, I.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Opened up the context. Just what it's not like he
opened up his and found his dead, you know cat.
Speaker 8 (47:01):
Yeah, he has dropped fifteen milli bars in ten hours.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I apologize. This is you should for crying. You're a man.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
What's a mill of bars?
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Weather stuff?
Speaker 14 (47:16):
I think he understands it, and it was terrifying.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
How devastating that is, and it's it's scary stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I know a lot of people live in that area,
and I mean most of them have left. So there's
there's one person I know said, man, I cannot get
my parents to leave. Oh my god, we're not leaving.
They're like in their seventies.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Oh they'll be fine, right.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
No.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
And that's the thing, man, when this storm surge comes in,
they're saying up to fifteen feet. And I saw this
thing on the Weather Channel.
Speaker 10 (47:45):
It was like at the guy in front of the
green screen and yeah, yeah, you see that.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, No, I've never seen that. I don't watch a
lot of Weather Channel, but it was on it. It
was on someone's office here. I was in the meeting
and they had it on the office. They're watching all
the hurricane stuff that's been a thing for Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Minute, are they battening down the hatches at disney World.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Well, Disney is closing today. So the Disney parks in
Orlando they're closing today starting around one pm. And here's
they were doing the math on this. There was a
thing on Forbes about by closing today at one pm,
they're going to lose two hundred million dollars in revenue.
Speaker 6 (48:17):
Wow, I'm sure they'll recover. But still that's a lot
of money.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Two hundred million, two hundred million. That shows how much
they're making daily tickets.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Keep in mind that's for however many parks there are
in Orlando. Oh right, you five five parks, Hollywood Studios.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
You know, Magic Kingdom, Animal Indo. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Right.
Speaker 10 (48:36):
Can we get a Jim Cantoy yelling about the thunder
snow because that was the best. That was actual like enthusiasm,
because of an actual event happening right in front of
his face, as opposed to like, yeah, he dropped fifty million.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Well look, I mean you can't relate to emotions. That's
not surprise. He's talking about a future event. You know.
Let's get no, no, it's going to be one hundred
and fifteen. What fun.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I can't speak for Sea Bass, Like for myself, I
totally understand where the guy's coming from. I just for
whatever reason, when it doesn't matter what the context, whenever
some dude starts crying.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I start mocking. It's one of your choice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Anyway, So when we have callers call in their names, Robert, Robbie,
you know the Robbie clip.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yep, you know, like Robbie, Robby all right.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
That's because and in reference to what SeaBASS just talking about,
that's where that clip came from. Is Jim Cantre. He
was in Chicago, a weather man, not a weather douche.
Oh mind, and he was freaking out because of there
was it was thunderstorm, but it was thunder snow, snowing
and thundering.
Speaker 16 (49:35):
Hailstorm, hail and heavy rains right now, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 10 (49:40):
Could be a severe thunderstorm.
Speaker 21 (49:42):
Now the ways were starting to pick.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Up big that's the wrong one. Here we go, Here
we go? All right?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Where was a busminniplus cars are uh listen to that?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Son of un that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Oh my, holy squoake.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, just incredible.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Robbie twice in one store.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Baby Holy, that's emotion. I can get behind. Am I
the only one getting a boner right there?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
And he loved it. So another Woody is in the news.
Jets owner Woody Johnson. First of all, Woody first of all,
Johnson says the decision to fire their head coach Robert
Sala just five games in the regular season was his decision.
But that is not stopping anybody in the rest of
the world. For believing that Aaron Rodgers is the one.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Who made the call. Yeah, absolutely, he says.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I informed coach Sala that he is no longer serving
as the head coach of the Jets.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I thanked him for his hard work.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
He's passed three to have blah blah blah blah blah,
just not meeting the expectations. So the Jets they're promoting
their defensive coordinator as the interim head coach. And according
to the reports, coach Salah Hadra reported the work that
day and that's when he was informed that he was
let go and then escorted out of the building.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
But I heard that he's still gonna get paid for
a while, of course, which is awesome.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Of course, that's why you always want to get set
up with a no cut deal for it.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
You don't have to be around Aaron Rodgers and you
get hid.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
The Tropicana in Vegas was imploded this morning about two
thirty am local time. A lot of pomp and circumstance,
huge production value.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
It was very Vegas, very impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It's like you can you can watch like a water
or a fountain show or whatever. Then you see Bolagio. Yeah, right, right, Yeah,
the same kind of thing. I've never seen an implosion
with so much flair.
Speaker 10 (51:31):
Yeah, flair perfect. I was impressed how all the fireworks
didn't hit all the drones.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Oh yeah, I was thinking. I was thinking about that.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
I have watched that before, drones flying through fireworks.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yea's so cool. Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (51:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
What kind of trouble were you getting into when you
were ten years old?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
What is that's a fifth grade?
Speaker 9 (51:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Fifth grade? What he was burning down the woods?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah? Was that ten? Stealing answer keys.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
And stealing, stealing charity donation, stealing charity rocks and airpoles.
Speaker 13 (52:00):
Well.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
A ten year old boy in Minnesota has been arrested
and booked into juvenile detention after he drove a stolen
car through a school playground and it was not empty.
There were dozens of kids also some adults there at
the time who could have easily just been mowed down,
but thankfully nobody was hurt. Unclear if he's the one
who stole the car or if he got it from
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someone else, but according to the cops, it wouldn't be
surprising if he did. Because this kid, he's ten. He's
been arrested twice before. For stealing cars, and he's apparently
a suspect in more than a dozen other cases.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
This kid is ten. Life isn't for everyone. This kid
is like he's ten years old with them.
Speaker 10 (52:43):
He just wants to go do hood red stuff with
this master mind.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah what and seriously, what do you do with the These.
Speaker 6 (52:50):
Are the questions when you say, do you punish the
parents because they're not doing their job? Or unless this
kid is just a complete anomaly, are their parents?
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Is it a grandma that's overwhelmed stuff for my friend? Yeah,
that's the kid that stole grandma's car.
Speaker 12 (53:05):
I took my.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Grandma car because I got mad at my mom.
Speaker 9 (53:07):
And then I saw him and have my friend come
in and he smoked a.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
Cigarettes alone on the road and then he changed his
life forget Yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:18):
Yeah, fun to do bad things.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
It's fun to do bad things, honest.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
And then he was like back in the news again,
like not that long after because he was like beating
on his grandma.
Speaker 22 (53:27):
On Monday, Latarian took his bad boy image to a
new level inside this Lake Park Walmart. The problem began
when Latarian asked his grandmother to buy him some chicken wings.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
She said no.
Speaker 22 (53:37):
He got mad, walked over and ordered them anyway. His
grandmother confronted him about it.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
They started hitting me in front of the whole walmart.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Now he's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:46):
I thought it was cute, but now it's not cute.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, it's not cute. Can we get an interview with
this ten year old car stuff for my friend? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Now that kid, he's all like an adult. Now this
ten year old and there's video you see this car,
I mean, just this halling ass. Yeah, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's right through the right to the playground ground. Yeah,
Michael Myers and Halloween. After he killed his sister, they
put him in a mental hospital exactly. Put this kid
in a mental hospital from there and done well.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
And that's why I love prison shows. Scared Straight is
the best because all these kids that think they're all
badass and then they start beating themselves when they're getting
screamed at the best.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
This story about Lisa Marie Presley is pretty disturbing. So
this is a new book from Here to the Great
Unknown Memoir, the finished by her daughter after she died.
Lisa Marie Presley died last year, but in the book,
she reveals that she was so heartbroken after her son's
death that she kept his body in her home for
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two months, kept the room at fifty five degrees to
preserve his body. She even invited this tattoo artist in
to see her dead son that so you know, she
can get this matching tattoo of his boy. And then
she eventually buried him there at Graceland, which is you
know where she she's now buried, right?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
But how weird? And you're allowed? That was my scene?
Well how does it work?
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Because I know, like, uh, there have been a couple
we just talked about one recently, like a celebrity who
died John Amos was it? Or oh yeah, Casey case
And we talked about that where these families are.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Wasn't it also uh uh good on tour?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah, like they like they just kept moving the body.
But what do you can You can't keep it at
your house.
Speaker 10 (55:28):
I mean, does it does let's say, God forbade Greg died,
does his body become the property.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Of the state instantly? I don't know, But are you
allowed to keep a dead body? I you know, I
know I know what you're saying there, but I would
think I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
I mean probably.
Speaker 14 (55:39):
I mean, it's not like you're hiding a dead body.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
They know this person died.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Well.
Speaker 6 (55:44):
I just looked it up and according to one article,
the answer is yes, it's legal, and every state has
their own laws, and uh, certain states are more relaxed
than others. And apparently it was just fine and dance.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Oh we're propping up Greg and putting some time.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
And you get to be right here in the studio
at all. What do you think you you can put
wires at my job.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
I'll have like a little like remote control over here,
just like programmed. Yeah, I'm Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I have a dental implant, Skinny, I'd get give it
a couple of months, so, skinny, can you believe I
watch that car call. It's like a billion dollars, clear expensive.
I can't think of the name of the department. But
the county government has this department where they literally just
look out for the rights of the dead. So they
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I'm surprised that they are allowed to just I can
leave the body here for two months.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
Because it's not abuse of a corpse. You're not abusing
it anyway. I guess it's just there, but.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Celebration of the corpse. We're celebrating. It's one of the
creepiest things I've heard. I know, it's not so creepy.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
No, thank you, nothing, nothing to have those funerals where
like people are probably motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (57:00):
Yeah, a poker table.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
Sitting on a motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
Yeah, keep us around for days. I saw I saw
the dumbest one recently.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
They had this funeral, and I guess the dude really
loved soccer. So they put the casket open casket down
on the ground kind of buy the goal, and then
all the people like the brothers and the nephew and whatever,
they were like kind of passing the soccer ball to
each other, and he got to score his last goal
because they kicked it toward the angled casket and it
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went into the goal.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
And they all celebrated. Good, he got to score his
final goal.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
So dumb, so dumb. Like I love wine, but I
only put into a giant wine barrel. Or before they
closed the coffin, they like prop your mouth open.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Put a funnel in there, and they just like pour
pour some wine down your gullet and then it up
and put you on the ground.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Put me in a barrel and roll me down a
hill or something.
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Yeah, yeah, so weird. More Woody shows next, The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
We'll be right back. Now here's where it gets real good.
This Greg gory but much needed time to think about
and everything. He's gonna vacuum and he gets on later.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yes, the Woody Show will be right back. Ah baber
eye roll guys ready for this one.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
A couple in Detroit just celebrated their engagement in an
Aldi supermarket, the same Aldi they went to on their
first date. After dinner last November, Charles and Holly decided
to hit up the Aldi so that Holly could look
for this candle that you wanted, and they took a
selfie while they were there, and they posted it in
a Facebook group for Aldi fans. They ended up getting engaged,
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which is not where it happened at It all happened
on a lake, but someone at Aldi headquarters heard about
it invited them back to the store for a candle
lit dinner. They set up a table in one of
the aisles and they served them a four course meat
grilled asparagus, polenta, roasted Brussels sprouts, and then some caramel
cheesecake for desserts. Now well, Greg Gory, king of Romance
(59:12):
and one of the most feeling people on the show,
and all defense. Will this get a Greg Gory au
babe or a Greg Gory eye roll? We'll start with you, Menace.
Speaker 5 (59:21):
Nuclear IROL because Greg never likes any of this stuff.
And I'm getting married at Costco. Yeah, Costco White Castle.
How did you feel about getting merit at the Taco
Bell Cantina?
Speaker 3 (59:33):
It's fitting for Menace, Okay, grand it was literally just
the two of you, right, yeah, during the pandemic, So yeah,
that was fine. That was fine. Okay, what about eu
Gina Grant?
Speaker 6 (59:43):
I don't know. I mean, I don't like the brand
tie in. I think this is very tacky. I don't
think Greg would ever abide by this.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
IROL, all right, Sammy.
Speaker 14 (59:51):
I also think IROL. I don't think there's anything in
this that Greg will like. Also, their first state was
at a restaurant. They could have gone there. I don't
see why they would go to Aldi for.
Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Because that's where they took that selfie.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, very important, and I guess they're part of this
Facebook group for the Aldie fans. I mean, so it
was super important then, more so than the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
I mean the wedding didn't take didn't take place there.
It's just like they got invited to it. So I'm
still going I roll. Greg Gory is an all babe,
orn I roll.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Let's see it. You're all wrong, that's all babe. And
I would totally do that if it wouldn't embarrass me.
I love Aldi. I would do that at Home Goods.
It was just an engagement, not a wedding, right, they
can still have a normal other people there exactly for them.
(01:00:40):
That's nicely. I love secret without embarrassment.
Speaker 10 (01:00:42):
Now, well, now it's amore.
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Show.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Well, I know medicine.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I will be very excited for this, all right, Oh
I know I am excited.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Okay, I spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
But a Texas aerospace company called Venus Aerospace, Oh yes,
they're working on you know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
What this is?
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Is this the supersonic hypersonic supersonic jet that would be
able to take you thirty five hundred miles between New
York City and London in under an hour.
Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
To the time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Now, to give you some more perspective, it's twenty four
hundred miles between Los Angeles and New York thirty five
hundred miles New York City to London. They can do
that in under an hour. So how fast will it go?
Six times the speed of sound, which means that you
could fly between New York and LA and thirty one minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
WHOA, basically possible.
Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
They're calling it the Stargazer. It would be about three
times faster than the Concord was, about five times that
of Ass's upcoming plane that they call Son of Concord,
and the company expects to uh complete a second test
next year.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Oh my god, but would you do this?
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Imagine you're in like New York and you're like, oh,
let's go to Los Angeles for dinner, right, yeah, and
you can jump on this plane in LA in thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Have your dinner.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I mean maybe come back the next day. But it's
thirty minutes back. Yeah, nope, that's better than.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Oh dude, rule that would be so awesome. I can't
even imagine, because they're saying it flies much higher than
obviously commercial. Sure it's got to be what sixty thousand feet,
but it would it would fly out probably, I mean,
you know, I don't know what would see how what
was the the altitude for concord? Like when when they
flew those things? That part I don't know, but I know,
(01:02:50):
like the the Blackbird. Yeah, like it flew from New
York to la in a little over an hour.
Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Concord was sixty thousand sixty So this is going to
be one hundred and twenty thousand at least.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
No, I mean because you got to you gotta get it.
Because even on the concord, like my stepfather flew the
concord between New York and London a couple different times
for businesses company paid for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Oh yeah, how long did I mean? Sorry, how fast
did those go? Well, that broke the speed of sound?
Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Okay, that's twice about twice the speed of its seven
hundred and sixty seven miles an hours the speed.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Of sound, right, mack one.
Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
And because all I remember about concord is it didn't
go so well.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
No, it wasn't great for a while. Yeah, until until
till until it didn't. But yeah, he was saying, because
the windows were much smaller than you would see like
on a regular well we're used to kind of airplane,
but you definitely saw for all you flat earthers out there.
It was the curvature of the earth. Words like that
dark blue.
Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Oh that was fake. There was a screen yeah oh
yeah yeah, put that on the outside of them.
Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Yeah way really yeahs around Okay, my bad, Yeah, I forgot.
It wasn't even He's one of those fake outlets. So
you see in the air pourts down people with the
sticker right now, people try to plug their.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Phones into the house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, it wasn't even a real window, It's just a sticker.
Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Suckers.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, dumb asses. How long did it take to get
to London? Do you know on the concord?
Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Uh, it's like two and a half hours.
Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
It was incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Yeah, they cut it in half concord unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Yeah, two hours, just just under three hours.
Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
The Blackbird yeah two well, two hours and fifty two minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, when mocked three, it's pretty good at eighty five
thousand feet.
Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Well, and it's funny because when cars were being invented,
people did think, if we go over twenty miles an hours,
when our when our faces peel off, and like oh idiots,
And I'm like no, seriously, when our faces peel off?
If we go this fast.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
No, because you're not getting the winds, not hitting.
Speaker 17 (01:04:43):
It, just in general pressure integrated and you get up
and walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yes, doesn't age you faster.
Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
And you're so high you're not even talking about turbulence, Greg,
So really, Oh yeah, yeah, it's just like on glass rule. Man,
that'd be so cool. I'm down, mess down. I wonder
how about your ticket?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It would be I'll go on the first foe.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
That was my question. Would you do the first.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Voyage like the one that braginal, like the one they're
taking passengers on, or like you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Like the first test pilot.
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I think it would.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I think it'd be really cool. Dude, I've done
enough in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Let's do this.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
He's been to every festival, Guys, I've been every festival.
Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
How you go out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
We've got some more? What the show coming up? Hanging?
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So what do you go?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Rick?
Speaker 17 (01:05:32):
Fer?
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
All right, so one person is going to be the
human corn hole, a human corn hole cocktail weenie.
Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Okay, that one rolled off his gin, off his space.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically ranked world. Wednesday morning, October the ninth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Thanks for being here. I'm Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
That's Greg Gory boy menace, good morning to you. Good morning, Woody,
birthday month boy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
There is Gina.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Grad good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Queen of weird sounds, which we can get to here
in a second. She makes the stranger sounds weird constantly.
She's making noises, dude, she was.
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
We were in a meeting yesterday and I could tell
you were holding back trying not to make the noise.
You could, yeah, I could hear it slightly. You were
like holding it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
In there's a sea bathroom, got sammy morning. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up
with that text over to two to nine eight seven. Yes,
the one sound. We've covered it a couple of times.
She uses that noise to scratch her throat and it's
your ear that Yeah, that was just it's so weird
because it comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Yeah, not for me.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I don't want, I don't want to say like startling,
but like it's just weird because all of a sudden
random like wedding. Yeah to me, Now, all I hear
is like a like a pig squeal. Yeah, Like it's
like yeah, like oh, my guys, they're a little piglet.
Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Yeah great, So I heard it faintly during our meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that would be so mortified record.
Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
And then the one, uh that we just heard like
last week for the first time, or maybe maybe it's
been almost two weeks down a couple of weeks. Every
I don't know, ten minutes or so.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Okay, I don't want to start anything. Every ten minutes,
every five minutes. I would say, it's every one minute,
every one minute. It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
You guys know better than me because I'm not doing it,
like on purpose. I'm not even realizing it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And it's not any kind of people. Oh well, it's
a vocal action. It's not a vocal exercise for her.
It's just her. She's got these ticks. Yeah, and it's
a once you made once that noise made its debut
and we noticed it for the It's constant after it debuted. Uh,
Like in the morning when we're sitting here just writing stuff.
Every I would say it's thirty seconds to a minute. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Sometimes it's like a higher pitch one yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Or something like that. You call it jets and it
sounds like it sounds like the.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Sound that the Jetson's car would make. The goes George
Jetson not to spacely'sprockets.
Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
To see mister Cox whateverworth Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Yeah, yeah, but I have some bad news for you guys.
There's another one. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
I don't know because it's clearly like some kind of.
Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
It's something like it is like an impulse control problem.
But also so this is when I do it home
a lot, and I do it like in public only
with my husband.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
This is a different one. Yeah, there's another one. Yeah,
and we haven't heard this one.
Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
No, this is a combo. I can't believe, okay, and
I'm afraid to do it because I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Start doing it, like please please, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Okay, this is a combo. And it's like they're all
like lip like mouth movements. I'll just go, but it
has to go together. It's what you have to do
a no sound lip trill with a followed by a whistle.
Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Wait, so it's a and then a whistle. Yees, oh god,
please don't do that one.
Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Okay, all right, f Mary kill on those three.
Speaker 23 (01:09:14):
Songs and those three all right, so the f Mary,
kill the whistle. Okay, I'll give you throat scratch and
then just the regular Yeah okay, I would say, kill
that last one that we haven't even heard yet.
Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Please kill that one. I would say, you know, man,
I'll god disgusted. I'll marry the by itself. And then
it's one and done for the because it's more aggressive,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
I need it.
Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
That one actually serves a purpose.
Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
To kill one. I kill one would be the whistle.
Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I hate to break it to Gina.
Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
But Greg and would he absolutely hate whistling you?
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
There's only one person down the hallway, one of our
coworkers at the other station. He just needs to make
sure everybody knows he's here, so he does that whistling.
That part doesn't bother.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Me, and it amuses only one person.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's like when other people it's just
a whistle, Like I don't really mind that. It's when
it's clearly just for a right and I'm not saying
you're not doing like a look at me things of you. Yeah,
it's just subconscious.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
It's really sick. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I do have an obsession with people's mouths, like actors
like another mouths weird. Oh that's a hot mouth. So
I don't know. It's something very like mouth lip based.
But oh so stimming.
Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
What is simming?
Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
That's like sea best Do you know what that means?
It's just like it's soaking. It's Yes, people have to
make noises.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
That's some kind of tick.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
This would be the first time hearing Greg f Mary
kill on Gina's weird noises.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I will f any of them, yeah, because you only
can kill one.
Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
That's the that's the I would kill the whistle okay,
the new one.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Absolutely kill that. Okay, I guess I will have to.
I would have to marry. I'll marry the will because
it's more rare.
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
Yeah, it only is when I'm itchy.
Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Uh. I think that's pretty easy. So I would absolutely
kill the.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Really the dead.
Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
I would I would f the whistling oh sweet, because
I don't really you know, because it would be like
a one and done, yeah bother and then marry the
yeah because I need to say that's like vocal warm up,
because because some of them is the other.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Times it's just like other times it's just like a
horse like a we're driving around in a car. It
was Mesin is calling it the Sarah Jessica Parker was
she keep doing like that's a really good impression of
Sarah Parker. That's what Menace kept joking about, which mean.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Warm up when you're just driving around in a car
and you're just doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Greg saying I'm not warming up for anything.
Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Right, we're not about to go on the air in
the car. Now you're annoyed by everything.
Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
Well, luckily I'm not. I think Greg's going to be
the breaking point on this one because he says next
to Gene and look, we're around for we have broken
people of bad habits, specifically or specifically Menace.
Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
What I do He used to eat with his mouth
open all the time. Yeah, true, broke him of that.
He used to have terrible breath. We broke him of that.
Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
So I think, you know what, I didn't think about it,
But you're some aggressive shaming. We can break Geno at
least a couple of these same What about.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Like you us like you're talking about getting a little
score gun like you would for a cat, getting up
that you don't like that when somebody else does it.
Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
I think I'm pretty open. I don't like Oh, yes,
there is. Why would I tell you this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Okay, because you owe it to us.
Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
Now, you sip when anyone SIPs a drink. My husband
does this when anyone SIPs a drink, and inhales while
they're sipping. Oh, but I feel like you're gonna get
like air. But oh look at look, look, look I
have goosebumps. My arm hair is standing up and it's
But I know.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
You're saying, oh, I hate.
Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
It so much.
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Let me take the Oh my god, I hate it
so much. So maybe if we do the when you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
The I hate that so much.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Water. Look at my arm, it makes me cough. That
was awful.
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
I hated that. Okay, great, this will be great.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Hey you know what break me? What do I care that? Well?
I mean the world would be better.
Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
I think a little shot collar on your hospital fancus.
Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Yeah, there's a nice taxi as well. Just get rid
of Gina already. She's not worth all those damn noises.
And by the way, I don't know why you're like, uh,
instead of dealing, I don't instead of dealing all these noises,
but like you don't as a listener, you're not dealing
with them. We get them here in the student see
(01:14:23):
other than like right, that's and when the mics are
off for the songs and the commercials everything else. That's
what we're that's the soundtrack of our morning.
Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I just feel so relaxed when it's done.
Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Yeah, yeah, ago, all right, more Woody Show is coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Hang on the show show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Hey, what's up everybody? Just a quick little notes that
the Woodie Show. We are hosting an event at Marongo
Casino Resort and spat Yeah right, Friday night, November the first,
So be aware.
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Mark it on your calendar.
Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
If you can make it great, if you can't figure
out a way to make it. Just to know it's
a twenty one in older event because the alcohol always flowing.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Oh it does.
Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Our next big Woody Show event Marongo Casino Resort and SPA,
Friday night, November the first. It's a free event only
open to people twenty one and older.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
I was shocked and appalled. It just horrified. It's crazy
as hell.
Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Set your lightninged pupa cat with everywhere.
Speaker 13 (01:15:28):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Amazon recently made headlines for mandating a five day in
office work week.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Oh there they The majority of workers.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Want to be in the office three days or less
per week. One in five employees aren't following their company's
return to office policies. Workers they're funding creative ways to
get around these rules, like some employees enlist the help
of a co worker to swipe or sign the men damn.
(01:15:57):
The most common way workers are skirting these policies is
simply by leaving the office early, like they come in.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
We were we were having that here.
Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I guess they at first started doing that whole get
back to the office thing, and so we have we're
spread across two floors of our building here, and so
people would go and they'd show up, they'd make a
loop around the office. They put their stuff down on
the on the fourth floor, and then they disappear. Some
people wouldn't know if they were coming to going, but
(01:16:27):
oh yeah, I did see menace, you know, someone like
you know whatever. And then so what they ended up
doing is they just removed because there's very few people
that actually work down there. There's mostly studios and stuff,
and so they just took away all the office chairs
and they put them in the storage.
Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
So there's nowhere to even sit down there or.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
To put your stuff, and so you know there's the
fifth floor people, you know you'd have to be actually
here to be seen. But if you're gonna try to
skirt the rules or swipe in and liked, you're asking
to be fired. Which I guess some people don't care
because twenty percent claim that they'll quit if their company
forces complying, and they say the remote work has become
(01:17:02):
a non negotiable part of their professional lives. Which cool.
Don't talk about it, be about it. If you have
a remote job, great. The people that I can't stand
are the ones who don't have one. You signed up
for one that is not a remote work job, and
you complain about it. Sorry, man, that's what I mean.
That's what the company wants. You're working for the company.
(01:17:23):
They're paying you for this time, and so you know,
you complaining about it are saying you're gonna quit. Great, quit,
go for it.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
There's plenty of customer service and it jobs you can do.
Y go find one.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
There's a lot more remote work jobs today than there were,
you know before pandemic.
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
So go get one.
Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Yeah, and make sure you dictate your terms, tell them
exactly how much you're gonna get paid to do, however
many days of work you're gonna do and go for it?
Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Is this a generational thing? Because I can't wrap my mind.
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I think people got spoiled during COVID, like no I'm
not coming, and the europe and the people who suck
and who are kind of late and what do they
call those people to the quiet quitters? They're the ones
who ruined it for the people who are productive and
who can handle working from home. They ruined it. It's
just how it is for everything that they ruin it
for everybody. Now, what would get people those people back
(01:18:14):
to the office. Number one would be a raise, they say,
Number two, flexible start and end times.
Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
And number three a lunch allowance?
Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Yeah sandwiches, Yeah, I'm down, yeah about providing a meal.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Isn't keeping your job on that list?
Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Well, I mean, I guess jobs are just so plentiful at.
Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
The Remember we had that one place at the time,
I can't remember where. They were trying to draw their
workers back into the office. So they put a race
car in the oh right, Yeah, there was some company
in Chicago that did that. They spend million dollars to
put a race car to buy this indie race car
and put it in display in the lobby, thinking this
was going to get people that in foodsball.
Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
You get one grand photo that and then what then?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
But how about taking the million dollars and giving everybody
somewhat of a raise.
Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
Right, that would have been great.
Speaker 10 (01:19:02):
I'll take the money.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Well all say, we'll always take the money over the
company the company part party. You know, oh, instead of
having this big Christmas party thing, just give everybody for
twelve dollars twelve dollars. I'll take the twelve dollars and
not have to have the the obligation to go into
this mandatory Christmas party. H But this goes back to
what you were saying. You know, we were talking recently
and you're talking about you know, people like they come
(01:19:25):
up with these lists that show up online about things
that baristas can't stand the customers do right, and there's
a number of these of these jobs that are out there.
They don't like it when you do this, and it's
like they're doing their job. I put put from mine,
the shut up and do your job. Are the people
who don't have remote jobs complaining about having to go
(01:19:46):
to the office shut up and do your job.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Yeah, that's the job you signed up for.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Like I said, go get a remote job.
Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Don't talk about it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Be about it, right, And I have another one too, this,
shut up and do your job, all right, shut up
and do your job. Grocery store register people, I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do self checkout.
Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
So why are you?
Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
Like you're asking for another bag? She doesn't know how
to weigh produce. No, because I didn't sign up to
work at the groceries.
Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
They get frustrated. Okay, so I'm a self checkout guy.
I don't I like the fact that it's offered. Then
don't use it. I shut up and do your shopping.
I will do, but you know, like I'll use it
because I'm not a complete idiot.
Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I can scan something, pay for something. I could be
out of there on record time.
Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
But but there are times where you're just doing your
thing and all of a sudden it says like need
assistance code.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
And they get annoyed at you.
Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Yes, because they're supposed to enter a code, because you're
buying something that requires them to enter.
Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
A code, or.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Things wrong yeah, or just don't do it wrong or like,
there's been a couple of times where I had a
couple of things in my hand that was it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I didn't need a bag any anything, didn't need to
put it down on the other good life.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
I was just buying, like I think, like a coke
zero and I scanned it and I want to go
pay and whatever, and now it's freeking out because you know,
please place the item in the bagging area.
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
But here comes the worker over there. Just all.
Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
You're a self checkout person, just shut up and do
your job.
Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
But that's what I'm talking about, Gina. As a former
union member me, I'm trying to understand what your problem
is with.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
The when they when when exactly like what he said,
the person who monitors that area is so annoyed with
the customers.
Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
You're talking about self checkout, Like, sorry, I.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Don't work here, I don't know how to weigh grapes.
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I don't know. I mean, I've never had that issue personally.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Well, probably a certificate about the same person that's putting
the air tags on her cell phone.
Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
But that's the thing I'm like, Oh, I'm like I'm
constantly apologizing, Like can I just buy this and get
out of here?
Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
My my thing is when they hold the bags, you know,
and hoarding them they have like the bag attendant coming.
Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Back you need right, I know it's for stealing all right.
Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Now, somebody is texting over you.
Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Guys have the cushiest job that exists, and yet you
bitch about normal workers so much. Now this is a again,
We're just you may be triggered because maybe you're the
person who's now being required to go back into the
office even though you signed up for a go to
the work job. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Or maybe you're the high maintenance barista. Yeah, it's very
upset that people are just making an order.
Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Also, just let us be poogie and the way, and
we can't.
Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Shut up and do our job because our job requires
us to not shut out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
It's not like we were born in a radio station.
We've had all kinds of jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Yeah, And by the way, this is a very great job,
and I'm that is a fantom that is not lost
on me. This is a great job, and I appreciate
people who work hard and who just shut up and
do their job.
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
What that is lost on me is the idea that
employers have to somehow figure out a way to quote
lure people back to the office. It's called a paycheck.
I how did we reach this point?
Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
It seems for lack of a better word, childish to me, Like, yeah,
what kind of goodies can we give people? The same thing?
I have the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
When the number three thing on how to get people
back was lunch allowance. Maybe it's just a term lunch allowance. Yeah,
like you leave your kids lunch money before they go
off to school, a lunch serve lunch, but a lunch
alled to that term lunch allowance times to.
Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
The cafeteria today rule what's.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
All right, so question and uh, we'll get your response
on the text or if you want to call in
eight seven seven forty four woodie, We've given you a
couple examples for ours for you who needs to shut
up and do their job. Just all right, just shut
up and do your job. We gave you a couple
of examples. If you got one eight seven seven forty
four woody, or send us a text over to two
(01:23:43):
to nine eight seven. I can handle twelve men at once,
it's appropriate.
Speaker 20 (01:23:47):
Even if I'm small, I can handle.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
What's your body counting? Tense ten. That's how you play
the dirty mindes game. We know who you are, would
be show, all right, So the question who do you
think needs to shut up and do their job?
Speaker 24 (01:24:04):
And by the way, somebody said, this discussion reminds me
of the scene on mad Men where she wants to
be thanked for her job and he yells, that's what
the money's for exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
And we have a great one that came in says,
dential hygienis, can't talk with my mouth open, lady, just
shut up and do your job.
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah, This one came in around the text seven six
zero fast food workers twenty dollars an hour for a
burger that looks like it was dropkicked into the bag.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Shut up, drop SeaBASS. Do you have one?
Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
I'm gonna agree with one of the texters when they
said that teachers need to shut up. You get most
Let me read you what the text. Let's tell you
because they can set it up and I'll see if
I agree.
Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Teachers need to shut up and do their jobs. They
work one hundred and eighty days a year, that's only
half the year, and they get every holiday off Christmas,
break win or break spring.
Speaker 10 (01:25:01):
Et cetera, and I would have and it wouldn't be
so much of an issue if they weren't constantly crying,
and if they didn't declare themselves heroes. Yes, the the
preschool I was by a gym I go to as
a banner. Still that says heroes work here? Four years later,
Are you serious? Oh yeah, you're not a hero.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Every time I go to the store to exchange a
propane tank at the gas station, I get the eye
rolling attitude. Just shut up and do your job. It's
from Felipe again. Now I gotta go outside cage where
the pro paining tanks are very exclusive.
Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Uh six six one.
Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
I know so many people that work at restaurants or
hotels or grocery stores, and all of their managers just
have the biggest power trip as if they're the CEO
of some major company. Meanwhile, they're just panicking that someone
was a quarter of a second late or didn't smile
fast enough and running them up for the teeniest, tiniest
little thing. They just need to shut up and do
their job. Also true, agree the power tripping middle manager?
Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Yeah, the worst Hell hath no fury like somebody in
middle management.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
I enjoy this one too. This one says, shut up
and do your job. Medical groups, yes, like so people
who work I'm talking like the people who work at
the at the doctor's office. Yeah, the people who answer
the phones and stuff like that. Man, they have a
God complex. They're always making things difficult. Lady, if I
didn't need to see the specialist, I wouldn't need this authorization.
(01:26:33):
The doctor who you are contracted with is sending me.
Just give me the authorization so I can make my appointment. K. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
I don't have issues with them, but I do have
issues with pharmacists.
Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Oh pharmacists. Oh why would happened?
Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
That can be super rude. Yeah, that is true, super rude.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Yeah, and not the people who are actually like, you know,
getting like, hey, can I get your day to birth
last name? You're talking about the actual pharmacist. Then consult locations, Yeah,
like fifty to fifty. If they're going to be cool
or not.
Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
You're guaranteed it'll take half an hour to walk eight
feet to get a bottle of pills.
Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Hollywood. People, they're not going through what the average person
goes through. Politics or whatever. Shut up, do your job for.
Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
You know who is a big advocate of that, Ricky Gervais,
you'd get up at the Golden Globes and go and
just thank your agents, thank your God, and f off
because the average normal person doesn't want to hear what
you have to say.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
That it's a goo.
Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Greg says all the time, you're getting paid really good
money to sit up there and play dress up and
read other people's words.
Speaker 10 (01:27:37):
The halo effect is, well, people like me and they're
like looking at me, therefore they must like what's in
my head?
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Nor, Greg, do you have.
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
One to add? I think I'm going to say overall,
as much as I respect the work they do contractors,
because there's so much downtime. It's kind of like being
on a jury trial where the judge hears something for
about an hour, then you take a four hour recess. Yeah,
and you wonder why trials take so long. Contractors, you
go to a work site where is everybody just get
(01:28:03):
the job done right, get.
Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Up and do your job.
Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Yeah, here, this could go for a lot. The ultimate
shut up and do your job Congress, same thing you
just mentioned. A recess. There's spring recess, summer recess, winter,
or fall recess. When do you actually get there and
do anything that's going to help the country.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
And why why are they allowed to go on recess
like a kindergartener if they haven't done their job.
Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Right, Like my kids don't get to go outside to
their homework store.
Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, shut up and do your job. Any
position at the DMV exclamation point says this, cowl. I
don't want to be there any more than you do. However,
I have to be there. You signed up to be there,
so please just do your job. And would it kill
you to smile?
Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
It's because they have there's no quality control there. There's
no one there is going to fire them.
Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Yeah, yeah, it takes forever. Always mean what now?
Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Who needs to shut up and do their job?
Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
I mean there's there's a lot of a lot of
people have a lot of the same stuff coming through
on on the on the text. Oh yeah, how about uh,
how about the people that that work at venues, greg.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Oh talk about that the guardian of the the hallway.
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
You are supposed to be security, right, But like, okay,
so we're we do this all the time where we
have to go on stage and do an announcement, you know,
for whatever band's coming out, and you know, we're reporting
to where we're supposed to be. They tell us, okay,
just stand right here and we'll let you know when
we're ready. And inevitably there's some not the person who's
the stage manager or anybody, just some random security guy
(01:29:48):
who comes over and says, you can't be here. Well,
define what that means. We were told to wait here,
we're doing a stage announcement, and they literally want to
move you maybe four inches to either the left, the right,
the front.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Or the back of where you are. It makes zero difference. Yeah,
it's so dumb.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Yeah, Like, dude, just aren't you supposed to be looking
for people who are of some kind of danger, right?
Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Yeah, danger of standing not against the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Yeah, I need you to shuffle three interest to your left.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Seabe's taking a lot of shrapnel on the text in
this position. It's because honest position on teachers.
Speaker 10 (01:30:21):
It's because teachers are they're not used to being challenged
at all. And again, they're used to being worshiped and
getting all the giving all the lip service in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
When what they do is very easy.
Speaker 10 (01:30:29):
And we know we're getting one of these people writing
in greg about how well we literally don't get all
that time off in the summer because I'm I'm always
having to rewrite my lesson plan for the next year
because that changes so much for four traders.
Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
I have so many friends who are teachers and they
go away for summer break to the lake for three months.
Speaker 10 (01:30:48):
And the honest ones will tell you that. They'll say, yeah,
it's pretty easy, oh this rule. But over the past
few years we have there's some kind of like god,
you know, persecution complex they put on themselves so that
they can build us out of more money.
Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
Eve as the children are our future.
Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
Yeah, exactly need your heroes to You wouldn't last a
day in my classroom seven.
Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
I would tell you I wouldn't want that job. That's
all of those jobs. You could pay me twice.
Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
Yeah, same what that job pays, and I you know,
forget it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
You could pay me a ton of money. I think
I don't want that job. Especially I don't like other
people's kids.
Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
No, I barely like my own kids.
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Dude, I would crush as a teacher.
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah, yeah, because I mean you're on the same mental level.
Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Yeah, well, you know what I mean, Like you love
that time, you know what I mean. It's all good.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
I'll be like, dude, you got ai come in, You're good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
What was what was it that Norm McDonald said that
to be a fourth grade teacher you just need a
third grade education in fifth grade?
Speaker 21 (01:31:40):
Sorry, boy, wifted Jesus Greg, all right, I'll wrap on
this one five six two texting over what about radio
show hosts who like their opinions instead of giving us
funny stuff and playing music?
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
No taking.
Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
A text sent over to two two nine eight seven
in response to Sea Bass, And we were doing the
whole segment about shut up and do your job, and
who would you say for that?
Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
I mean, it's like DMV workers and things like that.
I was just agreeing with the texter.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
And the one text did come in about teachers, and
Sea Bess agreed with it and piled on to it
a bit.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
And this person wrote in this is from the two
three nine.
Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
I love how the least talented guy on the show
on the Highest Horse thinks that teaching is easy. I do,
get your head out of your ass, you pomp as pussy.
Oh jesus, you could never teach.
Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
And did you have a response to that?
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Apparently I can't see what.
Speaker 17 (01:32:37):
The response there's a response to that. There's a response
to yours would be that there's no point being made there.
It's name calling and stupidity, no evidence put forth, much
like a dumb teacher would do.
Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Did you also follow up? Because something about like the
passing the qualifications did?
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Years ago?
Speaker 10 (01:32:53):
This came up and I went, I took the teacher
exam course, passed it cold. A third of people who
want to be there don't pass it. So a lot
of stupid people going to teach you.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
So we must have wrote that back in his response
because two three nine, Huh did I hurt your little feelings?
Passing qualifications and doing the job are different things. Go
smell your own farts. You sound like you've never made
a woman orgasm.
Speaker 10 (01:33:17):
These are all great points that have nothing to do
with you.
Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
They really went at hominem on that one.
Speaker 10 (01:33:21):
It's just hey, generic insult, generic insult, very funny, nothing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:24):
To do with.
Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
All.
Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Yeah, it is Wednesday morning, It's October ninth. It's International
Beer and Pete Today.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
MBO.
Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Right, it's also National Moldy Cheese Day. Isn't that what
blue cheese? Cheese, well, even cheese is mold isn't all cheese,
doesn't really cheese like a enough Maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
I'm older, I don't think it's all mold.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
Do they mean like moldy cheese day or like she.
Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Says, national moldy cheese. I did read something sounds there
was like a piece of like say green mold on,
like a nice block of cheddar. You cut that off
and the rest of it's going to be fine.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Okay, goody. I did that very recent.
Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
What you don't want to do is if you see,
like you have like a loaf of bread, Yeah, and
there's like one piece of bread that has any kind
of mold on it, you throw the entire loaf of Yeah,
they explained, because like that's just what when it comes
to like bread.
Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
That's just the surface.
Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Yeah, because that's that's what you can That's what But
that's what you can see. And there's chances that you know,
that whole loaf is you know, is compromised.
Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
What is in yogurt is that culture cultures or whatever,
maybe live culture. What is the chess? Maybe maybe cheese.
I went to a cheese museum.
Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
It was awesome. They had so many different sipes of
cheeses and they had a mold florence and pink cheese,
some green cheese, and it tasted delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Mold okay, cheese is unique food in that some types
are made with mold, a fungus that's normally best to avoid.
Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
You had no kidding what kind of silling is?
Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Maybe it makes us stronger.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
National peed Obesity Awareness Day is today?
Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
National pet Obesity Awareness?
Speaker 21 (01:35:16):
My guard?
Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
What do you think? I say, pedo obesity? Oh it's pedal. Yeah,
so it's for peto.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
There is celebrating what now it's a national Bring your
Teddy Bear to School Day? And do you think this
is a coincidence National Stop Bullying Day to school.
Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
The same day?
Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, yep, yep, I'll do so.
Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
I had seen a story about Sissy Houston, the mom
of Whitney Houston, the Grammy Award Winging winging winning, winging
winning singer who had died ninety one years old. She
died at her home, New Jersey. I mean, you know,
ninety one, nice life. But I saw a picture of
her and she looks like, I don't know, it's Whitney
Houston's mom. But if I was ever to draw Whitney
(01:35:59):
Houston as a garbage pail kid. That's what she looks like. Wow, yeah, dude,
it was just.
Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
You mean, like distorted in some way, just.
Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Like I don't know you've ever seen a garbage pail kid.
May picture Whitney Houston as a garbage pail kid, and
that is Sissy Houston.
Speaker 14 (01:36:15):
Her face is a little cartoonish, I can see it.
Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
About rest in peace?
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Yeah, sure, rest in peace?
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
I've never thought more than twice about when Whitney Houston
died and then when Whitney's daughter died the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Got about that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Attorney Tony Buzzby he's representing more than one hundred and
twenty of Ditties alleged victims. He says that some of
his big name celebrity friends are quietly paying off victims
to avoid being named publicly in lawsuits. Probably a smart move,
so huge stars about to be sued by his firm
and giving them a chance, I guess to settle up
(01:36:57):
before the claims hit the public court.
Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
Now it's unfortunate for us. I'd love to know.
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I want to know.
Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Here's the thing. If if you didn't do anything, I'm
not paying anybody anything, right, right, you know what I mean,
like a very sus Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Out doing now.
Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I do understand the whole line of thinking, like when
sometimes like a company will just settle out right yeah, yeah,
just because it's like, oh, you're gonna go and you're
gonna pay all these lawyer hours and.
Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Everything else is worth it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Math does yeah, and like you give someone like a
bread crumb and they go away kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
I get that.
Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
But on some of the like anything tied to something
like Diddy or Epstein or whatever, if you had nothing
to do really with anything, I would say bring it,
because in my mind, that is like almost an admission
of guilt.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
So say you.
Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
Were there and say you made out with some chick
and it was crazy party and you went home, and
that chick tracks you down as like, hey, you want
me to tell everyone that you were at this party
that's now infamous.
Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
That we made out. Yeah, is she like an underage person.
I'm saying you didn't do anything right if it up,
if I didn't do anything, I'd be happy to be
out there and telling every everybody exactly what happened, what
I saw. But I'm not going to admit to I'm
not going to like pay people off. I'd be out
there going, Look, I've been to these parties. Here's what
I saw. This is what I witnessed.
Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Oh, I see right.
Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
I wasn't part of it, but I will be helpful
in the investigation.
Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Even though I'm sure there's many NDAs.
Speaker 14 (01:38:16):
The people being accused, though I thought were also other predators.
So what I don't really understand is why these people
would kind of be doing cash grab settlements for people
who should be in jail because they're predators.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Yeah, I have no idea. We'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
But I mean, you're not going to just put my
name out there and you're trying to get some money
out of it, right. That's the other thing too. People
just do these they file these things knowing that most
people are just going to settle and you're going to
get like some kind of money out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
F that. Yeah, I'm too petty for that.
Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Another Diddy news his key to Miami Beach is being rescinded.
Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
To you guys. Oh no, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Also poorly he get in Poor Kanye. They said it
wouldn't last, and as usual, they were right. Kanye West
and his wife are reportedly divorcing after two years of marriage.
They got married in December of twenty twenty two, and
he's gonna move to Tokyo.
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Oh oh, damn, Rando. That's what that's what he says.
Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
I have got to go to Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
You guys, I hope you're sitting down for this one.
Ozzy Osbourne admits that he's not completely sober. Woo, you're kidding.
He still smokes weed, but he says, quote, if you're
out there and you're using dope and you want to
get off of it, there are plenty of things to
help out there. Ala he's a twelve step program and
he got me sorted out to a certain degree. I
(01:39:30):
don't go to meetings anymore myself. Maybe I should, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Quote. Yeah, I think he's kind of a lost cause.
Speaker 10 (01:39:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
I think we're done with pat.
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Yeah. So there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
There's a couple of things happening in the world of
entertainment for you this morning. So Tyler, check out the
birthdays and the porno birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
It's Shiverday. We're gonna it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit beag
like it's Shiversday. And you know, we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to John O'Hurley. Oh yeah,
j Peterman On Seinfeld. He's seventy years old today, speaking
of the Osborne Sharon Osborne seventy two. He got Germel
del Toro, the writer, director, producer, who's sixty. Steve Burns,
the original host of Blues Clues. Okay, oh yeah, he
(01:40:21):
must have made like a billion dollars by the way, right, Yeah,
for sure fifty one today.
Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
For being a host of a children's program. Well, I
mean he didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
But he was like so notorious for like I'm sure
they didn't want to change out the host he put
not in the first deal, but maybe because he was
on for a long time.
Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Yeah, left, he just disappeared.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Yeah, And he got the Peter Parker's best friend ned
in the MCU Spider Man movies. His name is Jacob Battalions.
He is twenty eight years old today. You got Zachary
ty Bryant, the oldest son Brad on Home Improvement, who's
forty three. He has a lot of drama yep. Tony
Shaloub from Monk and Wings and munch of other stuff.
(01:40:59):
He's seventy one. Tyler James Williams from Abbe Elementary, The
Walking Dead and Everybody Hates Chris is thirty two, Nick
Swartzen is forty eight, Scott Bakula is seventy, and Belahadid
is twenty eighth. Today your porno birthday is Jaden Cole
and today's birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
She's swallowed more than a sinkhole three hundred and ninety
five fine films on her resume, including hot lesbians and
fish nets.
Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Having a little fun. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
She was in Tongue Me Down, Volume one. Also Beefer Buffet.
I figured buffet beaver, Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Bever some beef, he said, Beefer.
Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Beaver buffevor buffet del Here you go, Sammy, you are
a cheerleader, Yes, but you have you ever watched cheer lickors?
Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I have seen that?
Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Yeah, yeah, like in the locker room and now you're
changing live. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
She was in Rubbing the Nub Volume three, Nor and
uh who can forget her? Unna roll in the Art
of Lesbian anal oh special art Jayden Cole, who's thirty
nine years old today? And now your partner birthday, your
celebrity birthdays and vats what's that Lesbian'll probably strap on.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Put in whatever to watch the movie. Have you been
to the loop, it's right there.
Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
I mean they bump other things. Maybe they just bump
buttholes or something.
Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
I don't know. We'll have to watch the movie and
find out.
Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Yeah, no spoilers in case anybody finds out. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break out. Some more Woodies
show for you next hang on, so what.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Do you know? Buila wouldn't approve the show?
Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
All right, wrap it up, getting the hell out of here, everybody.
That is it for Wednesday morning. But boy, is there
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Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Yeah, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Yeah. People who wear pajamas in public have either given
up on life or they're living life to the fullest. Interesting,
just don't know to the fullest? I say, yeah, oh
is that right? It's so comfortable, I say, give it up?
Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
Well, well, I mean, you know, I think there's certain
places like you can run to the grocery store because
people come to that's a place that people stop on
their way to or from other things like going to
the gym or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
You're going to a restaurant, Yeah, yeah, that's different. You
gotta wear you.
Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
I think if you're going to the airport, you're gonna
be on a plane or whatever, Like no pajama pants.
Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
It's a flight we Gina, didn't you stop yourself from
wearing sweatpants today?
Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Yes, I wanted to wear my Bucky sweatpants, but I
didn't because we have a meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Oh I agree with the grocery store thing. Depending on
what time of day it is, really if it's really
early or really late, fine. Otherwise you're going to the
grocery store at two pm and you're wearing to jamas, Yeah,
you've given up them. But if it's Sunday, yeah, same
still days.
Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Don't would you shame me if I'm walking around in
my crocs absolutely jama pants.
Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
Rest you guys could suck it. We'll catch you back
here on Thursday. Have a great day, s MD double M.
Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
I quit this bitch,
Dude to the graphic nature of this program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today's Wednesday. It it's October ninth,
twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here giving us
some of your valuable time this morning. My name is Woody.
That is Greg Gore. Hey man, is good morning to you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's like morning. Hi. There's Gina Grady. Sammy is here.
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
We got Sea Bass, we got bored. Caroline is here
as well. Morgan our associate producer. There's Vaughn. He's our
video producer. Phones are open for you, our guest of honor,
our VIP. Thank you for giving us some of your
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(01:26):
later on this morning. It's not what ABC has running
later on tonight. Oh no, today here on The Woody Show.
It's a Golden Bachelorette. And so this is where Sea
Bass is on all those Guilf websites. He was actually
on one the other day, and I know he's getting
some of the last minute audio together. Otherwise you tell
you the story himself. But he was getting some of
the audio and you know, recording some of it the
(01:47):
other day, and the office manager walked by.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
It was like, what are you doing? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We can't get in trouble for that kind of stuff
because it's just the nature of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They're actually working.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
But yeah, he was recording some of these gils for
this round of a Golden Bachelorette. We've got some of
the trending news headlines, we've got the entertainment stuff. We
got birthdays, Parno birthday. Speaking of birthdays, maybe an update
on MENACE's birthday month. Yes, there's anything new to report there,
so that in more Today he're on the Woody Show.
(02:21):
And I hate to ever have to say these words,
but SeaBASS is right, Oh god why and the term
hack is way over you. And I'll give you another
example here, Greg. The newest hack on social media is
something called the table pancake. It's the table pancake brunch hack. Okay,
(02:43):
now this is not a new thing at all, but
the idiots on social media are acting like it is.
The table pancake brunch hack is for when you're out
with your friends and you want pancakes, but you also
want something savory, so you want to order your bacon
in your ags, browns and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I often have that quandary, So what do you do?
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Both you get an order of table pancakes. It's a hack.
So you order all that you want, what everybody here
wants to get, and then you order pancakes for the
whole table, and you put it in the middle so
everyone can take a byte and share.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
They invented that. I know.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I look it up on social media. I looked up
to see if it was a real thing. Type in
table pancakes brunch hack.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's not even new Saturday Morning.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, well you guys, hey, do you want to get
the whatever and we could share? Oh yeah, okay, fine,
and everybody just takes a fork.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Or it's a table pancake. Yah.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
So again, I hate I'm surprised you didn't come running
in here.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Definitely not a hack.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, so the fast food industry, obviously here in the US,
it is assive, lots of options to choose from. Menace
just went to what was called chain Fest.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yes, love it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
All the different chain restaurants, fast food chains and whatever
had different things. And I mean there's drive throughs all
over the place. But some people they come through the
Google reviews of restaurants with four or more locations, analyzing
reviews of more than one hundred and sixty one thousand
individual establishments.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And they use this weighted average to grade each chain,
making sure it wasn't biased towards, you know, entries with
higher volume of reviews. Okay, and so based on the research,
the site names Taco John's as the worst chain in
America right now. They operate over three hundred and fifty locations.
(04:44):
I've never been to a Taco.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Do you have it? Oh yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
It scores two point six to one out of five.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh my god, I gotta tell you, I think.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
The worst fast food place ever went to what's the
name of the company that makes like the soy sauce
and the kariaki sauce.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Got yo.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Shoot, they had like there was like a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Yes, yeah, like the noodle bowl fast terrible.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Worst I've ever got.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Really No, I don't think that's becausea is bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The wrong, doesn't like it. Let me see they have
the orange sign.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, he doesn't like.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Hundred years.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh yeah, I swear they haven't changed the thing in
one hundred years, including anything.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Inside the cheryocky balls or bomb.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I went there because I was like, oh, teryockey ball
sounds good. It's got to be the worst terryochy ball
I've ever had. Really, Oh dude, it is off you.
What's the wrong location? I wanted to like it. I
wanted to like it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Give it another chance.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
At the top of the list, Chick fil A.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
They got the highest average rating of three point nine
to five, making that the best chain restaurant in the US.
Number two on their list five guys, Yeah all right,
Jersey Mics at number three. I do love Jersey Mikes
and I always get whatever sandwich I get. I always
get Mike's Way, extra juice. Oh I want an extra oil,
extra vinegar, put put everything on there.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I want all that.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Waffle Houses at number four, written Starbucks at number five,
and then you got Dairy Queen Arby's at number seven,
Panera Bread I hop, and then Carl's Junior Okay, on
the on the best on the worst Taco John's number one, sad.
(06:29):
I think people love the hate on it, but I
never see the line empty. McDonald's at number two, people
love it. Number three And I agree with this one
because I've been to one. Bobby's Burger's by Bobby Flay.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Oh no, they totally revamped Bobby's Burgers.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Did they do it like in the last like two
months before before the survey was done.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
I guess because I know the og and then they
like did a total revamp of it.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
We went the first time, hated it and didn't go back,
I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So yeah, I went there. I was like, not in press.
The other one I think was very good at all,
and I went to the one in Vegas was the
Gordon Ramsey never been Yeah, way overrated.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, I've had way better. What is it?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Wallburger's at number four? Yeah, Popeyes at number five? Then
he got Sonic what got Buffalo Wild Wings at number seven?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
And then he got something South Philly cheese steaks and fries.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
And then Wetzels Pretzels.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Not a pretzel, Pretzels.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Wetzels Pretzels and antis. Can anybody tell the difference?
Speaker 9 (07:43):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I could not? Still good?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, I mean, you gotta love chick Fla. They're not
even open one day a week and people still love them.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, they're so friendly, they are. They're very nice. All right,
So there you go here.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
You know what, while we're on the topic, how about
a couple more piece of food now?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, what'sn't planning on doing food?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah? Well it started with the whole conversation about the
table pancake brunch haag heck. Speaking of Popeyes, they have
just introduced another version of their popular chicken sandwich. It's
the Ghost Pepper Chicken sandwich. So it's the classic Popeyes
chicken sandwich with some barrel cured pickles. I always loving
they say stuff like that. Oh, they cured them in
(08:22):
a barrel on a buttered, toasted brioche bun Chilian fuseed
ghost pepper sauce. So you got all that and then Popeyes.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm sorry, I'm just are we not over the ghost
pepper yet?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I know, I love some heat.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Popeye's also rolling out a new seasonal beverage, the Apple
Cranberry Tea and Lemonade Delicious. And also you can get
a free chocolate chip biscuit. Wow, that's a special chick
or treat often right now. Some other food news from
Costcos Deli department. Menace a new giant sandwich that weighs
(09:01):
in it over two pounds. It's the beef and pork
meatball Marinara. Oh yeah, it's pre made, served cold, but
it's best to warm it up before eating. It's got
the meatballs, the marinara sauce, the layer of provlo and
cheese on the top, and the bottle and it's sprinkled
with parmesan on some artisan bread.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, So here's some of the reviews. I'll have a
chunk of that sandwich please. It is fifteen bucks, by
the way. Yeah, so I said fifteen bucks is a
bit high for something that was mostly bread.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So look it's like it's over two pounds.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 11 (09:39):
So?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Also in the food news, Krispy Kream Ghostbusters donuts are
here for a limited time.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Okay, is there a new movie coming out?
Speaker 4 (09:47):
It's an honor of the fortieth anniversary of the og
Ghostbusters film. And so you have the Ghostbusters cookie and
cream donut.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Made with Oreo. That sounds good.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
The Slimer donut with purple and green icing and a
lemon flavored green filling.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Okay, the Ecto.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Sprinkled donut and the State Puff Marshmallow Man donut pull apart,
what's got original glazed donut dots and marshmallow flavored butter cream.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
They also have this.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Uh slime slime aide drink that's an ectoplasm green color
to go along with the donuts, and they are available
now for a limited time and you can check it
out your local participating Crispy Cream location.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Now, I'm not a huge fan of Krispy Cream, but
especially donuts are pretty good.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, I mean their donuts are good. They're just a
regular og glazed. I just love how light and airy.
It's almost like it's good for it feels like it's almost.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Good for you. Of course, no has no mouthfeel to it,
has no like oomph to it. Eight seven seven forty four.
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Speaker 4 (11:19):
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Speaker 3 (11:30):
Waiting. There's Greg Gory. What's up, Woody Menace?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Woodie?
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
You've got Gina grad Hey.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
There is Sammy Harting seamsses around here somewhere lurking about yeah, looming. Oh,
Morgan says, he's on the phone.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
He's on the phone. Really, Oh, he's supposed to be here.
He's on the phone. Maybe he doesn't know how elevators work.
He gets stuck, stuck in the elevator. Yet, what is
he doing?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
He just called. He's on the phone, all right, told
me anything? All right, Well, we got a golden Bachelor
at this hour. He decides that he disappears.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
Okay, but anyway, so well.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We'll check in with him.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Okay, some the hole phones are open eighty seven seven
forty four WOD except for the one line.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Of sea bestes on it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Right, you can hit something the text over to nine
eighty seven. Big news in Vegas this morning. The Tropicana
is no more right. The implosion happened this morning about
two thirty am local time. I watched it in real time. Yeah,
in typical Vegas fashion. Lot of production value. Those are
the close to six hundred drones. A massive fireworks display
(12:36):
happened before the charges went off and the buildings came down.
It was pretty cool. They had like a spinning Tropicana
logo with the drones. They had the A's logo because
they're building a new ballpark and stuff.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
It was.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
It was pretty cool. They did a bunch of like
they synced it to music and nice it was. It
was yeah, oh yeah, it was very Vegas.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
And remember the show. They said you could even buy
tickets to like, you know, surrounding hotels to watch it.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah, like the Best Eat and the Half. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Well, an air quality dust advisory has been issued, what
they're calling trop dust I think is expected around the area.
The demolition is the first of a strip casino since
they took out the Riviera where the expanded Convention Center
now sits, and then once the cleanup is done, they're
going to start building the new thirty three thousand seat
(13:22):
Major League Baseball Stadium where the A's will start playing
in twenty twenty eight. They're done in Oakland, but they're
going to be playing in Sacramento until the new digs
are done.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
So odd to me, like they should just use the
Las Vegas Ballpark. It's amazing, Yeah, but how many people
can fit in there enough? I think it's enough for
how many A's fans show up to yeah, twelve? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. I don't get that Sacramento thing. But
also I'm trying to figure out what is going to
be the new gay hotel for the Las Vegas Strip,
(13:51):
because the Tropicana was that was the gay hotel.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Hotel, Yeah, they always say with like rat pack. Yeah,
I was talking about it, Debbie Reynolds King, my.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Gay buddies tell me that's the gay hookup hotel.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I thought the gay hotel would be whatever's the nicest.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know, I have no idea. I don't know.
I didn't know there was a hotel. If I had
to guess which one would be the which one seems gay?
I would say, like.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Coo, yeah done?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
And the rooms at how about the chandelio ball.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Isn't there a giant high heel color scheme?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, big giant heel that you could do an Instagram
photo Cosmo as well.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What do you know how you get like weird empathy
for a burger king that's not crowded. I kind of
get weird empathy when they do these implosions. As much
as I love them and as cool as they are
to watch, and I like things that explode and get
thrown off the buildings whatnot, it's like the end of
an era, an era I was not part of, I
had nothing to do with. But it's kind of like
that piece of history blown up.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, speaking of old And another question back to why
do we overth think everything?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Oh? Those are dad socks?
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Are?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Those are like whatever? Like the rules are constantly changing
about fashion everything. People overthink everything. The latest example I
can give you here is uh this thread that I
saw and asked, do you use ellipses in text messages?
And ellipses that's when you use like a dot dot
dot in your text or your email to separate two thoughts.
(15:23):
So I was thinking dot dot dot.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, well, bad news you guys. Gen zers are judging
you for it. Oh no, it's called boomer ellipses ellipses
and they're like, no, I guess, super annoying to gen zers.
And uh yeah, here's one trying to explain why older people,
people in their thirties and forms, as they refer to
(15:47):
as boomers, not accurate, why they hate it so much.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
You know, older people tend to use the boomer ellipses.
Whenever they're texting. There's always a random dot dot dot
in the middle of their messages. Well that's because they
grew up following different rules for informal communication. Nowadays, if
you want to separate an idea, you just press enter
and start a new line within new thoughts. Oh, less
sense to do that writing postcards or letters, where you
had to save space. So people back in the day
learned to separate thoughts by using ellipses. Same with early
(16:15):
SMS texting, you were charged by the message, so it's
simply more efficient to separate ideas within a single text,
and boomers got used to that. However, with the rise
of unlimited texting, it became even more efficient to separate
different thoughts with different messages, so that became the new
grammatical standard online. And that means that the boomer ellipses
became redundant, which is why they caused confusion today. They
(16:35):
violate what we called the maximum quantity. They add more
information than necessary, so they appear to apply something more than.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
The intended meaning.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Most of the time that comes across to younger people
as hesitation, annoyance, or passive aggressiveness, because that's how.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
We use the ellipses.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
But we should keep in mind that all the boomers
are really trying to do is send multiple messages in
the space of one message.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Do who ever put that much thought into that? That's yes,
any of those things that he brought up, never once.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Over I thought it progressed into it being like passive aggressive.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The never thought his passive aggressive aggressive.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
But all I hear when my mom does talk to
text is hi, honey, dot dot dot How what she
says it out loud? How are you dot dot dot?
They all do it, and they're not being passive aggressive.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
That is how they just thought it was something super
like not casual informal like you're not using proper punctuation.
Although my son was able to figure out that a
text there are a series of texts that he was
getting from a friend of his wasn't actually coming from
his friend. It was coming from his parents, who had
grounded him from his phone. Wrote because it was He says,
(17:47):
there are capital letters in there, and there's punctuation.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
It's not him, right for what's that so weird? What
are they fishing for?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
They weren't fishing for anything. He just had his phone
taken away, and so I guess they were just replying
saying oh, sorry, so and so, you.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Know whatever, like but he's still meeting.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
But they were just replying back to whoever's texting, like
sorry tied up, can't talk right now, or like yeah, sorry,
I'm uh, I'm busy with some things right now, talk
to you later. He's like, that's not how he talks, weird,
And it's because there were capital letters and punctuation.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
It's not him. I overuse ellipses.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Yeah, I use them, don't you mean boomer ellipses.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I don't use them in text, but for work stuff
I always do it. Okay, separation shot all right, boomer or.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Okay, Boomer, Boomer, Yah, sweet socks, Bro, nice shorts?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Are those cargo shorts, Bro, and then pointing out, oh,
dad socks, Well you're a dad.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
By the way, speaking of dad socks, I was watching
Love Is Blind. Do you know none of those guys
wear socks with their suits?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
With suits?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah, they're their formal suits. There's no socks.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, they're like really no shows.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yeah, no show socks are in right now.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Okay, so we're not supposed to look like we wear.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Socks with our suits.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Well, I'm saying, is this like kind of like how
chicks now are wearing. You know, they'll be kind of
dressed up, like they'll have a dress rider, but then
they're wearing like converse.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Is that? Is that what we're doing when they do
the real the girls aren't heels and the guys don't
have something.
Speaker 14 (19:24):
The guys are still in dress shoes that you are
just wearing no show socks, like similar to what a.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Girl would wear if they're in like booties or something.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
But it depends on the weather too. Greg, I can't
keep up, and I don't care to keep up. No,
I don't care to get like.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
With any of these things, like Oh, well that's gonna
I guess that's what it.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Means to you.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
I texted you last night about some fashion Did you
see that remind me the Jelly Roll thing?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's shoes that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, because we keep on running into listeners.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I go, dude, were they called?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
They're called hey dudes, Hey dudes, and I go, hey,
dudes are blowing up, And then every event we go to,
like listeners don't work.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
It looks like beach shoes on my Yeah, yeah, you know.
And then jelly Roll just did a cloud.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But let me see what the Hellsey Bess wants. He's
on the phone. Okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 13 (20:10):
Hey guys, I need someone to come down and let
me and I forgot to take my pass key with
me in my new vehicle.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Oh wow, this must mean he got his cyber truck. Well,
he did not forget his key card. He is just
calling to let us know you're not even gonna fit
that thing in the garage.
Speaker 13 (20:31):
Well that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (20:32):
I guess if you guys want to look outside your
door right now, you could probably see and get out
the window feel for it yourself, and maybe tell me
if it feels like it's gonna fit. That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I mean I would, but I'm sitting.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah, medices on, go ahead, menace open you got to
open up the other you got to open it up
the other way.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Okay, everyone's getting up.
Speaker 10 (20:54):
Yeah all right, so okay, I see the blinds coming
up now.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
Menaces leaned over.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
What do you think he's waving?
Speaker 13 (21:04):
That's well, actually we're starting the light show.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Cyber raped or anything.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
I thought he wrapped it, you know, it's I just
got it, like two days to get up to the
wrapping the later this month.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh okay, amazing, that's really really cool. Mazel tov, I go.
Speaker 13 (21:25):
Take am Yes, I know you guys are fighting, like
who's gonna get driven into the garage with me? So okay,
so you enjoyed the light show?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yeah, I am enjoying it. On the do you have
something on the windshield? I can't really see?
Speaker 13 (21:45):
Like, probably took me the sticker from the dealership, Like
it's it's minty.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I've already lost interest in the I mean, I'm glad
you got it. You know, it's a really cool looking car. Dude,
that's awesome.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
Congratulations And and I got a I to write me
a theme song. If you go into my folder, I
the song. Yeah, I walked in, I went a little button. Man.
Just look at how the frunk is going up and
down the lights.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You guys show it's lit.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Do we just say that we're really really stoked?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Right? Sorry sorry wrong, wrong, wrong clip? Hold on.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Still still the wrong clip, hold on, stand by, stand by.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
This is a Sea Basses cyber truck theme.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Sign But it goes fast, it goes so we'll get
so much.
Speaker 13 (22:50):
Noise, pretty noise.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
So are we supposed to like really care about this?
Speaker 13 (22:57):
I mean, like I said, you guy should be clapping, We
should be well breating straws for.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No thank you, no thank.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
You, no thing.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know, we were supposed to be excited, no thank you.
Speaker 13 (23:08):
Yeah, I'm supposed to be like you gots are playing
it cool.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Right now, guys, we're playing it all right.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Professional truck driver is texting over saying season all the time,
says your cyber truck will be broken down on the
side of the road in two weeks.
Speaker 13 (23:22):
Oh no, no, oh okay, I'll take you up on
that bet, sir.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Did you get the single motor, the dual motor.
Speaker 13 (23:30):
Oh, this is a cyber beast. This would be full
on tri motor.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
This is the best fry I've ever had.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have a
good raw. Yeah, realistic, you can. I would love to
do that too.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Show welcome back and welcome into the studio, SeaBASS, did
you realok at that thing in the garage they even
go through the gate.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It is not it's not tall.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
It is very wide, but if you ever driven, I
mean it's smaller than like a I think it's you know,
it's it's the size of a decent sized truck or suv.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
But he as got a cyber truck. If you're just tuning.
Any called from the garage right before the break, you
got a high five hour wait till like yeah, no,
thank you, because I saw one on the road and
I thought, like, man, just much like airline seats keep
getting smaller and smaller and tighter and tighter, so do
parking lots. Oh yeah, yeah, they're not wide at all.
(24:27):
It's almost like in a waste space, I believe, because
people can't keep it in the lines because it's too
tight to even park next to somebody else, even if
you're both in the lines, and so one car will
take up two spots and then fewer people.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Well, like all other luxury cars, I'll be that guy.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Who parks way off in the back by himself.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Yeah, yeah, for now luxury car.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Now there was a question did you buy it or
lease it?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Button? Yeah that's what I thought. Oh yeah, bro live
in it.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, because you can sleep in the in the back
and the ton Oh that'd be really cool.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Tricks would love that too, cozy.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Speaking of women, time for Woodie show a Golden Bachelorette. Yes,
ladies and gentlemen, these old ladies, they're on the webcams too.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Guilf dot com, as I believe we're a sea bass
is meeting a lot of these ladies.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, well I go to ABC for that old lady. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
When you can go on guilf dot com and have
a ton of different ladies to choose.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
From, I've not seen any I've not seen any sort
of hype about this, this first season of the Golden Bachelorette.
So I'm glad it's paving way for us in our
our version of a bachelorette, so absolutely, So.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Sea Bass goes on there and he starts talking to
the ladies. They're usually in their in their bedrooms and
they're you know, got their toys out and stuff like that.
Now you could tip through the website and it's a
dollar at a time. It makes us a little like
chin kind of cash sound, and uh, that's the ladies
getting tipped. And typically when you tip them, they'll uh,
you know, they they'll have it somehow hooked up.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
So what they have, Yeah, certain ladies have a bluetooth,
a tad massager that's a that's you know, permanently permanently
attached to their body.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Almost like vibrating panties or whatever. And then they let
you know that you got that, they got their tip.
But Sea Mess is being quite a gentleman as he's using.
It's like a type to speech kind of thing.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Right, I'm trying to get to know these people like
you would on a real TV show. In honor of
MENACE's birthday month today, Menace got in the chat room.
Oh I did, yes, Wow, he ran in forgot Yeah,
he ran into Tricia.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Tricia, and he got a younger name for an older brother.
Speaker 10 (26:28):
She's to talk to her about how he is celebrating
his birthday month.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
From hell, it is my birthday month.
Speaker 11 (26:45):
Birthday month? My birthday month was last week or last month?
Speaker 9 (26:49):
What did you get your birthday?
Speaker 16 (26:52):
I bought myself a couple shirts?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (26:59):
And then.
Speaker 11 (27:02):
I yes, thank you mother? Very I like, how do
we get on the subjects of food?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
He likes chicken?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Was she even speaking English in the beginning?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Really?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I couldn't make out anything she was saying.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
Yeah, it was English. Okay, and that's come on, you
were there, you should know my bad. How do we
get on the conversation of food? Is what Tricia said?
Let's talk more about chicken.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
And you like raising canes?
Speaker 11 (27:35):
I have never tried raising canes. Where are they located? Yes?
Speaker 9 (27:42):
What is your favorite sauce?
Speaker 11 (27:46):
Are either dipping in ranch or.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Right?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Answer?
Speaker 11 (27:54):
I think the freaking name of it honey mustard?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
How about panty sauce? Do you love honey?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
So we're out here at advertising for raising canes and
on her minister's birthday.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
And by the way, I can guarantee that these ladies
have never had a conversation like this.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
This is a very.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Unique line of questions and a conversation for these guilt
dot com ladies and profitable. What do you show a
Golden Batch thereat?
Speaker 10 (28:21):
Well she she's not familiar with raising canes. So we're
gonna get her some information on where they are.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, are they in Florida?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Ok?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (28:31):
How are you maybe having spot everywhere?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Cool? I like to look for him. I like.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Me.
Speaker 15 (28:40):
Seems you can see my feet all right?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That was Sam.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
He'd come into s because he's a public chat room.
Is literally anyone can walk in there.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh that was somebody that wasn't supposed to be menaced?
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Right, Well, she said, Hi Sam, and that that's where
we're here talking about delicious chicken fingers.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I'm trying to yeah, yeah, stay on topic.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
Brings us to our next lady, Teresa and Golden Batch.
The wretches lady probably I think in her sixties.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
They list their ages.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Oh what's her Teresa? Oh mother Teresa, and Menace is
going to tell her about again this is birthday month.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
All the food he's enjoying.
Speaker 15 (29:20):
Okay, Menace, I'm going to talk mill for my birthday.
Speaker 17 (29:31):
You know you're not mess?
Speaker 11 (29:34):
Is that where you want to go? For your birthday meal.
I like Dell Taco a little bit.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Not going to get to talk about.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
How's your talk? Ah, bringing back the double decker for
my birthday.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
A fantastic is a little more effective than Yeah, yeah, Teresa.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Menus Notices has also some tattoos.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
Got pizza tattoo. That's interesting.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Thank you, Ray kill me if I never heard that.
Speaker 11 (30:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (30:34):
Tell me about yourtoos.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
This one says serenity, courage, wisdom.
Speaker 8 (30:41):
And this one's a picture of me my mom and
dad on the day in my first communion.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
It's hot.
Speaker 11 (30:55):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Yeah, I like that numerous times now, Greg, you've noticed
this that we're like, they'll they'll give you a super
intimate personal but you don't.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Want to hear it.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
Take my mom to the eye doctor.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
You got that in a tattoo for it man By
like on her ribs. It's a big tattoo. Let the fantasy.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, well so you have the Golden Bachelorette on ABC,
but we have a Golden Bachelorette here on the Woody Show.
We talked to Tricia, we talked to Teresa, and who's next.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
This is Millie And again it's MENACE's birthday, bills birthday,
So he parties and he goes hard.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yes, we're gonna tell Milly about here.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Oh you're not a menace, You're a lover.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Boy.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
We get a whold. We can do promosts for a year.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Okay, I'm lying on the floor.
Speaker 18 (31:59):
Are you on the bathroom floor? Hopefully from not getting sick?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
I move.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
The man, which I call that man is she predicted
that if you are, if you are lying on your
bathroom floor, it's probably because you're sick.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
How come you're getting tipsy today?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I just love how like they go from zero to
just complete ecstasis. Yeah, I do try to catch a
mid sentence.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
So how can you be anyway?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
So my father left me when I was nine years old,
and all, wow, my mother's.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Got I'm currently making a sandwich. But oh yeah, I
just found out that I lost the baby.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And like I said, I had babies in quite some time,
so I probably can't.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
They're probably destroyed.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Millie has been introduced to the men, re said, Tell
Millilli said a telegram, Yeah, telegram. Tell Millie more about
his barfing style.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Mar Yeah, barfing.
Speaker 18 (33:15):
On the sixth sucks, baby? Like five, I would divorce
you for that. No, I'm joking like little sicko.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
I like girl rings, little.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Do you?
Speaker 18 (33:33):
I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, menace.
I see that you have something called character.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yes, girl drinks character. I think I fell in love.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, I will admit she's quite the Romeo.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
She does sound kind, she plays along. Yeah, she's the
best at it so far.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
Right, He's like, because some guy said to you, Hey,
I barfed in the same Oh you're naughty.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah do you?
Speaker 18 (34:06):
I think I'm starting to fall in love with you, menace.
I see that you have something called character.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yes, oh well, menace.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Good luck to the two of you.
Speaker 10 (34:20):
Let me know, very happy to let.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Me know where you guys register.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Let me know how Nacho takes the news that you
are leaving her one of the ladies of guilf dot com. Yeah, well,
ladies and gentlemen, there you go. What do to show
a golden bachelorette?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 18 (34:43):
Oh You're not a menace, You're a lover.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
I'm lying on the floor, are you.
Speaker 18 (34:52):
You're resting on the bathroom floor, hopefully from not getting sick.
Speaker 9 (34:56):
I'm mofed, which I call them the.
Speaker 16 (35:02):
Menace reset How come, you're getting tipsy today?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Hey, welcome back.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
It's the ADI Show.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
A little follow up to a Golden Bachelorette, which a
fine round of a golden bachsorette.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Nice work, digital menace. Yes he's there.
Speaker 10 (35:29):
I like isolate all those menace those women complimenting menace.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
I got some old guy news.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
An argument over who stole Vienna sausages at a nursing
home in Georgia ended with one man being stabbed.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Investigators say that the one guy accused the other guy
of stealing his can of Vienna sausages, and during the argument,
he pulled out a.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Knife and he stabbed the other dude in the chest.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
To make it clear if the man who stabbed was
the one who stole the sausages or lost the sausages,
but I would imagine the guy who did the stab
and was the guy who lost out.
Speaker 13 (36:09):
Right, right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
He sounds like a classy nursing home. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
While the old man who got stabbed taking to the hospital,
he lived. No word on his condition. The stabber arrested,
charged with aggravated assault and possession of a knife during
a commission of a crime. Another old guy knews. The
son of an elderly man in Florida said that he
was shocked to find an eighty five hundred dollars charge
on his dad's credit card one day, and when he
(36:31):
investigated it further, he realized that his eighty year old
dad had spent it all to matchmaking service.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
I think what you could easily, yeah, he said.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
He called the matchmaking company to get a refund because
his dad has dementia and couldn't even go on the
date if he wanted to.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Sad, damn, Well.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Maybe the guy's just sitting at home talking to Gilf's.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Probably good way to spend your time.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Yeah, I mean, you know, looking for love. I mean whatever.
I mean, just the guy a break and I'll le
him have a little fun.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Yeah, barking on.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
The sixth sucks, baby, Yeah, poor guy, have some fun,
you know.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Yeah, we out here being here. Look up tomorrow. I
won't remember a thing.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
No, you know, it's so sad. I was on Facebook.
I was looking at the Messenger because I want to
mess with the new AI that they have. But on
the Messenger also had like a bunch of AI friends
they could just sit there.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
And talk to.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
That's yeah, So what would the AI messenger, Do just
talk to virtual people?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Well no, you would talk to I know, but like,
but what do you.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Want to use it?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Like, how would we use it? Or how would the
average person use it other than to talk to virtual people?
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Or I was looking because they're coming out with some
like like video thing the.
Speaker 10 (37:47):
New meta video looks mega sick, Yeah, like nuclear hella,
mega wet dope.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
He just like he just type something out like a
cat running down wearing a top hat, and it'll be
you know, exactly, super high, daft, wow, pretty awesome.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You just don't know what's real anymore, you know.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
Yeah, you can say cool and real, but then our
jobs are gone. Every animator's job is gone.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, but now you can do all the crazy stuff
because you'll just be like, that wasn't me. That was
a I. You know, it's kind of like the perfect
hiding place.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
But that's what a I'll say.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
You're like, yeah, I think if I was younger, i'd
care more. Yeah, but now that I'm older and I've
been saving money for years and.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
Until AI robed, until a scam. Oh that's right, strange
your bank account.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
That's right? Makes you show on a matchmaking site all
right more one show is coming up. Hang on.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Woody Show Show.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world, and a.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Good morning to you. It is Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
It's over the ninth Noice twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Good Menace is here. He's our birthday month boy. Yes, yes,
let's go see Gina Graggedorn.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Gina.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
We got sea mess birthdays, We've got Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
You can find us on social media at the Woody Show.
And uh, while we're talking about birthday, let's get the update.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's October and you know what that means. It's menaces birthday.
The counter is fe.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Yes, all right, So as we as we.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Sit here right now, we are looking at eighteen days,
thirteen hours in about fifty.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Five minutes until time. Time is fine until MENACE's birthday,
you guys, uh huh. And if you want to see
is bucket?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
I had it, but the again, the the natural is
to go to word yeah rocket list.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So yeah, his bucket list.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
How's it going with and he's I mean, kick a
field goal at AT and T Stadium, shoot baskets at
the Intuit Dome, any word on being on screen and
Fast and Furious eleven, I mean.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Anything, Nothing on that?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
But about what about Pizza Hut headquarters?
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Nothing on Pizza Hut, which is very surprising.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Uh, the Panda Express Innovation Kitchen.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
We got something on.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
That, Yes, and uh, I'm talking to them to set
up a day to go next week.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
The one that people seem most interested in, get the
WOODI Show on Family Feud.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
That'd be incredible.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Nothing on that either.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Not Okay, that one I'm kind of surprised about because
I thought that might be one of the easier ones.
I would think somebody why.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I don't know, just because it's rules too hard, it's
too awesome.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
With the different people that we know, Yeah, I think
Morgan actually the circles that we run in.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Yeah, Morgan actually talk to somebody that needs somebody. So
I'm going to talk more about that.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
What about a tour of a mansion with Josh Altman
from Million Dollar Listing.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
I know people that know him and they have been
speaking to him. Okay, Greg and I may fulfill that dream.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Okay, that one's looking good. Uh huh.
Speaker 19 (41:21):
I know the JBL headquarters visit as a go, Yes,
I'm going today really give away a golf cart. Nothing
on that yet really, Yeah, man, listener meet up at Suavecito.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I know we got that email from the woman at
the Suavesito.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Yeah, so that's definitely gonna happen. Just got to work
out a day on that.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
What about the Hardwood suite inside the Palms Casino, that's
the one's got the basketball court in it.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Nothing, We know a hundred people that know people have
the palms, but nothing.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
I just want to watch stay through it.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Yeah, you don't have to stay all weekend.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Yeah, Vincent, sure, And since you're all going to be
at the Hardwood see. What about the UFC headquarters tour
in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Well, guys, got a little message last night from a
guy named Dana White. Shut up and he says, let's
do this awesome. He gave me all the contact information
and uh, probably going to go next week.
Speaker 20 (42:15):
Morgan, dude, I did when I found out, which I
can't believe it's still but yeah, she doesn't get Oh sorry,
I'm forcing myself there, even.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
If he's follow Yeah, she has to be cameled in
through MENACE's b hole. He'll smuggler in like people getting
drugs into a prison. But yeah, Dana White hit me
up personally.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Yeah, he gave me information on who to talk to.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Is he going to be there? Is he going to
meet you there? I don't know. I'm going to talk
to his people. That's cool.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
And then what about this the vomit common thing to
ride the zero G plane.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Now, the zero G people started following me on social
but they didn't.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Out really, So that's that's the you can pay to
to do this, like you paid to do some of
this stuff anyway. But you go up on that big
giant plane and then it takes a nose dive and
it climbs back up and in that nose dive you
experience weightlessness. And that's how they train astronauts and things
like that. NASA is always called the vomit comment for
obvious reasons. H But yeah, this is it's called zero
(43:19):
G is the name of the company that allows you know,
just regular citizens to do this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
See that is second place for what I'm most excited about.
Family feud would be number one. Number two would be
that because I assume, I mean, what do you would
be taken with you? Of course, and I assume that
they would film it right, Yes, of course that would
be insane to see if I want that to happen
so badly.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Awesome, Well, MENACE's birthday month. Always, I'll look at all that's.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Brought you a s like a pageant winner.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Look at that. You know how to wear that? Okay?
Speaker 10 (43:57):
It is also appropriately for Menace.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Misspelled it's spelled me? And where did you get it?
The misspelled? They misspelled?
Speaker 10 (44:08):
It was one of those custom Amazon or let me
make sure. I mean I might have misspelled it. Who knows?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I love it?
Speaker 4 (44:16):
You know I spelled it correctly? Meis I guess the
people over in Taiwan or wherever?
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Or no, Taiwan wouldn't do that, Bangladesh? Sorry slurring the.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Wrong Happy birthday month, Menas, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
There's the op.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
If you want to see his complete list of his
bucket list stuff, it's right down on our Instagram at
the Woody Show. And again, if anybody knows anybody over
at Family Feud, you know we can get that. I
think that again, I feel like that one should be
one of the easier ones.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, fingers crossed football stadium.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Or and also the kick in the field goal thing.
We've had a couple inroads on that.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, the thing is the Superdome. Hit me up.
Speaker 5 (44:50):
But now the Buccaneers are relocating, so all their schedules.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah, alright, which sometime during the season, it's very early,
they still roll post. Yeah, right exactly, this should be tough.
Or we can take down the river in Nashville. You
can kick a field goal through.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
He'll take it through in the river. Nice, I can
win over Alabama, all right?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven, will
dive into some of the trending news headlines.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Evacuate the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Well some of the trending news headlines today. Of course,
the big headline is Hurricane Milton and the latest on
Hurricane Milton. It's strengthened back into a Category five storm.
It is forecast weaken again before it makes landfall, but
it will double in size end quote. Has the potential
to be one of the most destructive hurricanes on record
(45:48):
for West central Florida. The forecast is to make landfall
tonight into tomorrow morning. And originally they were thinking it
was going to be Tampa, like a direction hit on Tampa.
Now looking like south of Tampa, Sarah Soda looking like
the most likely for a direct hit. Did you guys
see this meteorologist in Miami? His name is John Morales.
(46:09):
Because the video of this guy's gone viral, I've seen
people sharing this. This is broke down. Yeah, he was.
He was very upset talking about the storm.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Just an incredible, incredible, incredible hurricane. It has dropped. It
has dropped fifteen milli bars in ten hours. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
This is just horrific.
Speaker 9 (46:37):
What's you got some sand in your mechanics?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Meta? Man, you got some sand in there?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Made up?
Speaker 3 (46:45):
Yeah? Yeah, thats totally.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Whenever there's a clip of people grying, I.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Opened up the context. Just what it's not like he
opened up his and found his dead, you know cat.
Speaker 8 (47:01):
Yeah, he has dropped fifteen milli bars in ten hours.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
I apologize. This is you should for crying. You're a man.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
What's a mill of bars?
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Weather stuff?
Speaker 14 (47:16):
I think he understands it, and it was terrifying.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
How devastating that is, and it's it's scary stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
I know a lot of people live in that area,
and I mean most of them have left. So there's
there's one person I know said, man, I cannot get
my parents to leave. Oh my god, we're not leaving.
They're like in their seventies.
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Oh they'll be fine, right.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
No.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
And that's the thing, man, when this storm surge comes in,
they're saying up to fifteen feet. And I saw this
thing on the Weather Channel.
Speaker 10 (47:45):
It was like at the guy in front of the
green screen and yeah, yeah, you see that.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah, No, I've never seen that. I don't watch a
lot of Weather Channel, but it was on it. It
was on someone's office here. I was in the meeting
and they had it on the office. They're watching all
the hurricane stuff that's been a thing for Yeah.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Minute, are they battening down the hatches at disney World.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Well, Disney is closing today. So the Disney parks in
Orlando they're closing today starting around one pm. And here's
they were doing the math on this. There was a
thing on Forbes about by closing today at one pm,
they're going to lose two hundred million dollars in revenue.
Speaker 6 (48:17):
Wow, I'm sure they'll recover. But still that's a lot
of money.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Two hundred million, two hundred million. That shows how much
they're making daily tickets.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Keep in mind that's for however many parks there are
in Orlando. Oh right, you five five parks, Hollywood Studios.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
You know, Magic Kingdom, Animal Indo. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (48:36):
Right.
Speaker 10 (48:36):
Can we get a Jim Cantoy yelling about the thunder
snow because that was the best. That was actual like enthusiasm,
because of an actual event happening right in front of
his face, as opposed to like, yeah, he dropped fifty million.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Well look, I mean you can't relate to emotions. That's
not surprise. He's talking about a future event. You know.
Let's get no, no, it's going to be one hundred
and fifteen. What fun.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I can't speak for Sea Bass, Like for myself, I
totally understand where the guy's coming from. I just for
whatever reason, when it doesn't matter what the context, whenever
some dude starts crying.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I start mocking. It's one of your choice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Anyway, So when we have callers call in their names, Robert, Robbie,
you know the Robbie clip.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yep, you know, like Robbie, Robby all right.
Speaker 4 (49:18):
That's because and in reference to what SeaBASS just talking about,
that's where that clip came from. Is Jim Cantre. He
was in Chicago, a weather man, not a weather douche.
Oh mind, and he was freaking out because of there
was it was thunderstorm, but it was thunder snow, snowing
and thundering.
Speaker 16 (49:35):
Hailstorm, hail and heavy rains right now, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 10 (49:40):
Could be a severe thunderstorm.
Speaker 21 (49:42):
Now the ways were starting to pick.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Up big that's the wrong one. Here we go, Here
we go? All right?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Where was a busminniplus cars are uh listen to that?
Speaker 3 (49:54):
Son of un that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Oh my, holy squoake.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, just incredible.
Speaker 5 (50:06):
Robbie twice in one store.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Baby Holy, that's emotion. I can get behind. Am I
the only one getting a boner right there?
Speaker 4 (50:16):
And he loved it. So another Woody is in the news.
Jets owner Woody Johnson. First of all, Woody first of all,
Johnson says the decision to fire their head coach Robert
Sala just five games in the regular season was his decision.
But that is not stopping anybody in the rest of
the world. For believing that Aaron Rodgers is the one.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Who made the call. Yeah, absolutely, he says.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
I informed coach Sala that he is no longer serving
as the head coach of the Jets.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I thanked him for his hard work.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
He's passed three to have blah blah blah blah blah,
just not meeting the expectations. So the Jets they're promoting
their defensive coordinator as the interim head coach. And according
to the reports, coach Salah Hadra reported the work that
day and that's when he was informed that he was
let go and then escorted out of the building.
Speaker 5 (50:58):
But I heard that he's still gonna get paid for
a while, of course, which is awesome.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Of course, that's why you always want to get set
up with a no cut deal for it.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
You don't have to be around Aaron Rodgers and you
get hid.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
The Tropicana in Vegas was imploded this morning about two
thirty am local time. A lot of pomp and circumstance,
huge production value.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
It was very Vegas, very impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It's like you can you can watch like a water
or a fountain show or whatever. Then you see Bolagio. Yeah, right, right, Yeah,
the same kind of thing. I've never seen an implosion
with so much flair.
Speaker 10 (51:31):
Yeah, flair perfect. I was impressed how all the fireworks
didn't hit all the drones.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
Oh yeah, I was thinking. I was thinking about that.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
I have watched that before, drones flying through fireworks.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
Yea's so cool. Yep. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (51:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
What kind of trouble were you getting into when you
were ten years old?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
What is that's a fifth grade?
Speaker 9 (51:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:49):
Fifth grade? What he was burning down the woods?
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah? Was that ten? Stealing answer keys.
Speaker 10 (51:54):
And stealing, stealing charity donation, stealing charity rocks and airpoles.
Speaker 13 (52:00):
Well.
Speaker 4 (52:00):
A ten year old boy in Minnesota has been arrested
and booked into juvenile detention after he drove a stolen
car through a school playground and it was not empty.
There were dozens of kids also some adults there at
the time who could have easily just been mowed down,
but thankfully nobody was hurt. Unclear if he's the one
who stole the car or if he got it from
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someone else, but according to the cops, it wouldn't be
surprising if he did. Because this kid, he's ten. He's
been arrested twice before. For stealing cars, and he's apparently
a suspect in more than a dozen other cases.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
This kid is ten. Life isn't for everyone. This kid
is like he's ten years old with them.
Speaker 10 (52:43):
He just wants to go do hood red stuff with
this master mind.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah what and seriously, what do you do with the These.
Speaker 6 (52:50):
Are the questions when you say, do you punish the
parents because they're not doing their job? Or unless this
kid is just a complete anomaly, are their parents?
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Is it a grandma that's overwhelmed stuff for my friend? Yeah,
that's the kid that stole grandma's car.
Speaker 12 (53:05):
I took my.
Speaker 3 (53:05):
Grandma car because I got mad at my mom.
Speaker 9 (53:07):
And then I saw him and have my friend come
in and he smoked a.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
Cigarettes alone on the road and then he changed his
life forget Yeah.
Speaker 9 (53:18):
Yeah, fun to do bad things.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
It's fun to do bad things, honest.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
And then he was like back in the news again,
like not that long after because he was like beating
on his grandma.
Speaker 22 (53:27):
On Monday, Latarian took his bad boy image to a
new level inside this Lake Park Walmart. The problem began
when Latarian asked his grandmother to buy him some chicken wings.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
She said no.
Speaker 22 (53:37):
He got mad, walked over and ordered them anyway. His
grandmother confronted him about it.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
They started hitting me in front of the whole walmart.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Now he's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:46):
I thought it was cute, but now it's not cute.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, it's not cute. Can we get an interview with
this ten year old car stuff for my friend? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (53:53):
Now that kid, he's all like an adult. Now this
ten year old and there's video you see this car,
I mean, just this halling ass. Yeah, it's very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's right through the right to the playground ground. Yeah,
Michael Myers and Halloween. After he killed his sister, they
put him in a mental hospital exactly. Put this kid
in a mental hospital from there and done well.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
And that's why I love prison shows. Scared Straight is
the best because all these kids that think they're all
badass and then they start beating themselves when they're getting
screamed at the best.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (54:23):
This story about Lisa Marie Presley is pretty disturbing. So
this is a new book from Here to the Great
Unknown Memoir, the finished by her daughter after she died.
Lisa Marie Presley died last year, but in the book,
she reveals that she was so heartbroken after her son's
death that she kept his body in her home for
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two months, kept the room at fifty five degrees to
preserve his body. She even invited this tattoo artist in
to see her dead son that so you know, she
can get this matching tattoo of his boy. And then
she eventually buried him there at Graceland, which is you
know where she she's now buried, right?
Speaker 3 (55:01):
But how weird? And you're allowed? That was my scene?
Well how does it work?
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Because I know, like, uh, there have been a couple
we just talked about one recently, like a celebrity who
died John Amos was it? Or oh yeah, Casey case
And we talked about that where these families are.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Wasn't it also uh uh good on tour?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah, like they like they just kept moving the body.
But what do you can You can't keep it at
your house.
Speaker 10 (55:28):
I mean, does it does let's say, God forbade Greg died,
does his body become the property.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
Of the state instantly? I don't know, But are you
allowed to keep a dead body? I you know, I
know I know what you're saying there, but I would
think I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
I mean probably.
Speaker 14 (55:39):
I mean, it's not like you're hiding a dead body.
Speaker 3 (55:41):
They know this person died.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Well.
Speaker 6 (55:44):
I just looked it up and according to one article,
the answer is yes, it's legal, and every state has
their own laws, and uh, certain states are more relaxed
than others. And apparently it was just fine and dance.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Oh we're propping up Greg and putting some time.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
And you get to be right here in the studio
at all. What do you think you you can put
wires at my job.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
I'll have like a little like remote control over here,
just like programmed. Yeah, I'm Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I have a dental implant, Skinny, I'd get give it
a couple of months, so, skinny, can you believe I
watch that car call. It's like a billion dollars, clear expensive.
I can't think of the name of the department. But
the county government has this department where they literally just
look out for the rights of the dead. So they
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I'm surprised that they are allowed to just I can
leave the body here for two months.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
Because it's not abuse of a corpse. You're not abusing
it anyway. I guess it's just there, but.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
Celebration of the corpse. We're celebrating. It's one of the
creepiest things I've heard. I know, it's not so creepy.
Speaker 5 (56:55):
No, thank you, nothing, nothing to have those funerals where
like people are probably motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (57:00):
Yeah, a poker table.
Speaker 3 (57:05):
Sitting on a motorcycle.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
Yeah, keep us around for days. I saw I saw
the dumbest one recently.
Speaker 8 (57:12):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
They had this funeral, and I guess the dude really
loved soccer. So they put the casket open casket down
on the ground kind of buy the goal, and then
all the people like the brothers and the nephew and whatever,
they were like kind of passing the soccer ball to
each other, and he got to score his last goal
because they kicked it toward the angled casket and it
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went into the goal.
Speaker 3 (57:36):
And they all celebrated. Good, he got to score his
final goal.
Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
So dumb, so dumb. Like I love wine, but I
only put into a giant wine barrel. Or before they
closed the coffin, they like prop your mouth open.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Put a funnel in there, and they just like pour
pour some wine down your gullet and then it up
and put you on the ground.
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Put me in a barrel and roll me down a
hill or something.
Speaker 4 (58:04):
Yeah, yeah, so weird. More Woody shows next, The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
We'll be right back. Now here's where it gets real good.
This Greg gory but much needed time to think about
and everything. He's gonna vacuum and he gets on later.
Speaker 4 (58:18):
Yes, the Woody Show will be right back. Ah baber
eye roll guys ready for this one.
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
A couple in Detroit just celebrated their engagement in an
Aldi supermarket, the same Aldi they went to on their
first date. After dinner last November, Charles and Holly decided
to hit up the Aldi so that Holly could look
for this candle that you wanted, and they took a
selfie while they were there, and they posted it in
a Facebook group for Aldi fans. They ended up getting engaged,
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which is not where it happened at It all happened
on a lake, but someone at Aldi headquarters heard about
it invited them back to the store for a candle
lit dinner. They set up a table in one of
the aisles and they served them a four course meat
grilled asparagus, polenta, roasted Brussels sprouts, and then some caramel
cheesecake for desserts. Now well, Greg Gory, king of Romance
(59:12):
and one of the most feeling people on the show,
and all defense. Will this get a Greg Gory au
babe or a Greg Gory eye roll? We'll start with you, Menace.
Speaker 5 (59:21):
Nuclear IROL because Greg never likes any of this stuff.
And I'm getting married at Costco. Yeah, Costco White Castle.
How did you feel about getting merit at the Taco
Bell Cantina?
Speaker 3 (59:33):
It's fitting for Menace, Okay, grand it was literally just
the two of you, right, yeah, during the pandemic, So yeah,
that was fine. That was fine. Okay, what about eu
Gina Grant?
Speaker 6 (59:43):
I don't know. I mean, I don't like the brand
tie in. I think this is very tacky. I don't
think Greg would ever abide by this.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
IROL, all right, Sammy.
Speaker 14 (59:51):
I also think IROL. I don't think there's anything in
this that Greg will like. Also, their first state was
at a restaurant. They could have gone there. I don't
see why they would go to Aldi for.
Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Because that's where they took that selfie.
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, very important, and I guess they're part of this
Facebook group for the Aldie fans. I mean, so it
was super important then, more so than the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
I mean the wedding didn't take didn't take place there.
It's just like they got invited to it. So I'm
still going I roll. Greg Gory is an all babe,
orn I roll.
Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Let's see it. You're all wrong, that's all babe. And
I would totally do that if it wouldn't embarrass me.
I love Aldi. I would do that at Home Goods.
It was just an engagement, not a wedding, right, they
can still have a normal other people there exactly for them.
(01:00:40):
That's nicely. I love secret without embarrassment.
Speaker 10 (01:00:42):
Now, well, now it's amore.
Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Show.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Well, I know medicine.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I will be very excited for this, all right, Oh
I know I am excited.
Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Okay, I spoiler alert.
Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
But a Texas aerospace company called Venus Aerospace, Oh yes,
they're working on you know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
What this is?
Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Is this the supersonic hypersonic supersonic jet that would be
able to take you thirty five hundred miles between New
York City and London in under an hour.
Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
To the time.
Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Now, to give you some more perspective, it's twenty four
hundred miles between Los Angeles and New York thirty five
hundred miles New York City to London. They can do
that in under an hour. So how fast will it go?
Six times the speed of sound, which means that you
could fly between New York and LA and thirty one minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
WHOA, basically possible.
Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
They're calling it the Stargazer. It would be about three
times faster than the Concord was, about five times that
of Ass's upcoming plane that they call Son of Concord,
and the company expects to uh complete a second test
next year.
Speaker 6 (01:02:07):
Oh my god, but would you do this?
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Imagine you're in like New York and you're like, oh,
let's go to Los Angeles for dinner, right, yeah, and
you can jump on this plane in LA in thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Have your dinner.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I mean maybe come back the next day. But it's
thirty minutes back. Yeah, nope, that's better than.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Oh dude, rule that would be so awesome. I can't
even imagine, because they're saying it flies much higher than
obviously commercial. Sure it's got to be what sixty thousand feet,
but it would it would fly out probably, I mean,
you know, I don't know what would see how what
was the the altitude for concord? Like when when they
flew those things? That part I don't know, but I know,
(01:02:50):
like the the Blackbird. Yeah, like it flew from New
York to la in a little over an hour.
Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Concord was sixty thousand sixty So this is going to
be one hundred and twenty thousand at least.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
No, I mean because you got to you gotta get it.
Because even on the concord, like my stepfather flew the
concord between New York and London a couple different times
for businesses company paid for.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Oh yeah, how long did I mean? Sorry, how fast
did those go? Well, that broke the speed of sound?
Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Fifty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Okay, that's twice about twice the speed of its seven
hundred and sixty seven miles an hours the speed.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Of sound, right, mack one.
Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
And because all I remember about concord is it didn't
go so well.
Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
No, it wasn't great for a while. Yeah, until until
till until it didn't. But yeah, he was saying, because
the windows were much smaller than you would see like
on a regular well we're used to kind of airplane,
but you definitely saw for all you flat earthers out there.
It was the curvature of the earth. Words like that
dark blue.
Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Oh that was fake. There was a screen yeah oh
yeah yeah, put that on the outside of them.
Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Yeah way really yeahs around Okay, my bad, Yeah, I forgot.
It wasn't even He's one of those fake outlets. So
you see in the air pourts down people with the
sticker right now, people try to plug their.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Phones into the house.
Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, it wasn't even a real window, It's just a sticker.
Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Suckers.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, dumb asses. How long did it take to get
to London? Do you know on the concord?
Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Uh, it's like two and a half hours.
Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
It was incredible.
Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Yeah, they cut it in half concord unbelievable.
Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Yeah, two hours, just just under three hours.
Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
The Blackbird yeah two well, two hours and fifty two minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, when mocked three, it's pretty good at eighty five
thousand feet.
Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Well, and it's funny because when cars were being invented,
people did think, if we go over twenty miles an hours,
when our when our faces peel off, and like oh idiots,
And I'm like no, seriously, when our faces peel off?
If we go this fast.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
No, because you're not getting the winds, not hitting.
Speaker 17 (01:04:43):
It, just in general pressure integrated and you get up
and walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yes, doesn't age you faster.
Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
And you're so high you're not even talking about turbulence, Greg,
So really, Oh yeah, yeah, it's just like on glass rule. Man,
that'd be so cool. I'm down, mess down. I wonder
how about your ticket?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It would be I'll go on the first foe.
Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
That was my question. Would you do the first.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Voyage like the one that braginal, like the one they're
taking passengers on, or like you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Like the first test pilot.
Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I think it would.
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Yeah, I think it'd be really cool. Dude, I've done
enough in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Let's do this.
Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
He's been to every festival, Guys, I've been every festival.
Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
How you go out?
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
We've got some more? What the show coming up? Hanging?
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
So what do you go?
Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Rick?
Speaker 17 (01:05:32):
Fer?
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
All right, so one person is going to be the
human corn hole, a human corn hole cocktail weenie.
Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Okay, that one rolled off his gin, off his space.
Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically ranked world. Wednesday morning, October the ninth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Thanks for being here. I'm Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
That's Greg Gory boy menace, good morning to you. Good morning, Woody,
birthday month boy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
There is Gina.
Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Grad good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Queen of weird sounds, which we can get to here
in a second. She makes the stranger sounds weird constantly.
She's making noises, dude, she was.
Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
We were in a meeting yesterday and I could tell
you were holding back trying not to make the noise.
You could, yeah, I could hear it slightly. You were
like holding it.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
In there's a sea bathroom, got sammy morning. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up
with that text over to two to nine eight seven. Yes,
the one sound. We've covered it a couple of times.
She uses that noise to scratch her throat and it's
your ear that Yeah, that was just it's so weird
because it comes out of nowhere.
Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Yeah, not for me.
Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I don't want, I don't want to say like startling,
but like it's just weird because all of a sudden
random like wedding. Yeah to me, Now, all I hear
is like a like a pig squeal. Yeah, Like it's
like yeah, like oh, my guys, they're a little piglet.
Speaker 5 (01:07:03):
Yeah great, So I heard it faintly during our meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that would be so mortified record.
Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
And then the one, uh that we just heard like
last week for the first time, or maybe maybe it's
been almost two weeks down a couple of weeks. Every
I don't know, ten minutes or so.
Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Okay, I don't want to start anything. Every ten minutes,
every five minutes. I would say, it's every one minute,
every one minute. It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
You guys know better than me because I'm not doing it,
like on purpose. I'm not even realizing it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
And it's not any kind of people. Oh well, it's
a vocal action. It's not a vocal exercise for her.
It's just her. She's got these ticks. Yeah, and it's
a once you made once that noise made its debut
and we noticed it for the It's constant after it debuted. Uh,
Like in the morning when we're sitting here just writing stuff.
Every I would say it's thirty seconds to a minute. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Sometimes it's like a higher pitch one yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Or something like that. You call it jets and it
sounds like it sounds like the.
Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Sound that the Jetson's car would make. The goes George
Jetson not to spacely'sprockets.
Speaker 10 (01:08:16):
To see mister Cox whateverworth Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Yeah, yeah, but I have some bad news for you guys.
There's another one. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
I don't know because it's clearly like some kind of.
Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
It's something like it is like an impulse control problem.
But also so this is when I do it home
a lot, and I do it like in public only
with my husband.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
This is a different one. Yeah, there's another one. Yeah,
and we haven't heard this one.
Speaker 6 (01:08:43):
No, this is a combo. I can't believe, okay, and
I'm afraid to do it because I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Start doing it, like please please, all right.
Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Okay, this is a combo. And it's like they're all
like lip like mouth movements. I'll just go, but it
has to go together. It's what you have to do
a no sound lip trill with a followed by a whistle.
Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Wait, so it's a and then a whistle. Yees, oh god,
please don't do that one.
Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Okay, all right, f Mary kill on those three.
Speaker 23 (01:09:14):
Songs and those three all right, so the f Mary,
kill the whistle. Okay, I'll give you throat scratch and
then just the regular Yeah okay, I would say, kill
that last one that we haven't even heard yet.
Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Please kill that one. I would say, you know, man,
I'll god disgusted. I'll marry the by itself. And then
it's one and done for the because it's more aggressive,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
I need it.
Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
That one actually serves a purpose.
Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
To kill one. I kill one would be the whistle.
Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I hate to break it to Gina.
Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
But Greg and would he absolutely hate whistling you?
Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
There's only one person down the hallway, one of our
coworkers at the other station. He just needs to make
sure everybody knows he's here, so he does that whistling.
That part doesn't bother.
Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Me, and it amuses only one person.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, it's it's it's like when other people it's just
a whistle, Like I don't really mind that. It's when
it's clearly just for a right and I'm not saying
you're not doing like a look at me things of you. Yeah,
it's just subconscious.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
It's really sick. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I do have an obsession with people's mouths, like actors
like another mouths weird. Oh that's a hot mouth. So
I don't know. It's something very like mouth lip based.
But oh so stimming.
Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
What is simming?
Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
That's like sea best Do you know what that means?
It's just like it's soaking. It's Yes, people have to
make noises.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
That's some kind of tick.
Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
This would be the first time hearing Greg f Mary
kill on Gina's weird noises.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I will f any of them, yeah, because you only
can kill one.
Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
That's the that's the I would kill the whistle okay,
the new one.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Absolutely kill that. Okay, I guess I will have to.
I would have to marry. I'll marry the will because
it's more rare.
Speaker 6 (01:11:21):
Yeah, it only is when I'm itchy.
Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Uh. I think that's pretty easy. So I would absolutely
kill the.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Really the dead.
Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
I would I would f the whistling oh sweet, because
I don't really you know, because it would be like
a one and done, yeah bother and then marry the
yeah because I need to say that's like vocal warm up,
because because some of them is the other.
Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Times it's just like other times it's just like a
horse like a we're driving around in a car. It
was Mesin is calling it the Sarah Jessica Parker was
she keep doing like that's a really good impression of
Sarah Parker. That's what Menace kept joking about, which mean.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Warm up when you're just driving around in a car
and you're just doing it.
Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Greg saying I'm not warming up for anything.
Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Right, we're not about to go on the air in
the car. Now you're annoyed by everything.
Speaker 10 (01:12:29):
Well, luckily I'm not. I think Greg's going to be
the breaking point on this one because he says next
to Gene and look, we're around for we have broken
people of bad habits, specifically or specifically Menace.
Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
What I do He used to eat with his mouth
open all the time. Yeah, true, broke him of that.
He used to have terrible breath. We broke him of that.
Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
So I think, you know what, I didn't think about it,
But you're some aggressive shaming. We can break Geno at
least a couple of these same What about.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Like you us like you're talking about getting a little
score gun like you would for a cat, getting up
that you don't like that when somebody else does it.
Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
I think I'm pretty open. I don't like Oh, yes,
there is. Why would I tell you this?
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Okay, because you owe it to us.
Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
Now, you sip when anyone SIPs a drink. My husband
does this when anyone SIPs a drink, and inhales while
they're sipping. Oh, but I feel like you're gonna get
like air. But oh look at look, look, look I
have goosebumps. My arm hair is standing up and it's
But I know.
Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
You're saying, oh, I hate.
Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
It so much.
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Let me take the Oh my god, I hate it
so much. So maybe if we do the when you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
The I hate that so much.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Water. Look at my arm, it makes me cough. That
was awful.
Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
I hated that. Okay, great, this will be great.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Hey you know what break me? What do I care that? Well?
I mean the world would be better.
Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
I think a little shot collar on your hospital fancus.
Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Yeah, there's a nice taxi as well. Just get rid
of Gina already. She's not worth all those damn noises.
And by the way, I don't know why you're like, uh,
instead of dealing, I don't instead of dealing all these noises,
but like you don't as a listener, you're not dealing
with them. We get them here in the student see
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other than like right, that's and when the mics are
off for the songs and the commercials everything else. That's
what we're that's the soundtrack of our morning.
Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
I just feel so relaxed when it's done.
Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Yeah, yeah, ago, all right, more Woody Show is coming up.
Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Hang on the show show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Hey, what's up everybody? Just a quick little notes that
the Woodie Show. We are hosting an event at Marongo
Casino Resort and spat Yeah right, Friday night, November the first,
So be aware.
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Mark it on your calendar.
Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
If you can make it great, if you can't figure
out a way to make it. Just to know it's
a twenty one in older event because the alcohol always flowing.
Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Oh it does.
Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Our next big Woody Show event Marongo Casino Resort and SPA,
Friday night, November the first. It's a free event only
open to people twenty one and older.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
I was shocked and appalled. It just horrified. It's crazy
as hell.
Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Set your lightninged pupa cat with everywhere.
Speaker 13 (01:15:28):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Amazon recently made headlines for mandating a five day in
office work week.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Oh there they The majority of workers.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
Want to be in the office three days or less
per week. One in five employees aren't following their company's
return to office policies. Workers they're funding creative ways to
get around these rules, like some employees enlist the help
of a co worker to swipe or sign the men damn.
(01:15:57):
The most common way workers are skirting these policies is
simply by leaving the office early, like they come in.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
We were we were having that here.
Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I guess they at first started doing that whole get
back to the office thing, and so we have we're
spread across two floors of our building here, and so
people would go and they'd show up, they'd make a
loop around the office. They put their stuff down on
the on the fourth floor, and then they disappear. Some
people wouldn't know if they were coming to going, but
(01:16:27):
oh yeah, I did see menace, you know, someone like
you know whatever. And then so what they ended up
doing is they just removed because there's very few people
that actually work down there. There's mostly studios and stuff,
and so they just took away all the office chairs
and they put them in the storage.
Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
So there's nowhere to even sit down there or.
Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
To put your stuff, and so you know there's the
fifth floor people, you know you'd have to be actually
here to be seen. But if you're gonna try to
skirt the rules or swipe in and liked, you're asking
to be fired. Which I guess some people don't care
because twenty percent claim that they'll quit if their company
forces complying, and they say the remote work has become
(01:17:02):
a non negotiable part of their professional lives. Which cool.
Don't talk about it, be about it. If you have
a remote job, great. The people that I can't stand
are the ones who don't have one. You signed up
for one that is not a remote work job, and
you complain about it. Sorry, man, that's what I mean.
That's what the company wants. You're working for the company.
(01:17:23):
They're paying you for this time, and so you know,
you complaining about it are saying you're gonna quit. Great, quit,
go for it.
Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
There's plenty of customer service and it jobs you can do.
Y go find one.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
There's a lot more remote work jobs today than there were,
you know before pandemic.
Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
So go get one.
Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Yeah, and make sure you dictate your terms, tell them
exactly how much you're gonna get paid to do, however
many days of work you're gonna do and go for it?
Speaker 6 (01:17:49):
Is this a generational thing? Because I can't wrap my mind.
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I think people got spoiled during COVID, like no I'm
not coming, and the europe and the people who suck
and who are kind of late and what do they
call those people to the quiet quitters? They're the ones
who ruined it for the people who are productive and
who can handle working from home. They ruined it. It's
just how it is for everything that they ruin it
for everybody. Now, what would get people those people back
(01:18:14):
to the office. Number one would be a raise, they say,
Number two, flexible start and end times.
Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
And number three a lunch allowance?
Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Yeah sandwiches, Yeah, I'm down, yeah about providing a meal.
Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Isn't keeping your job on that list?
Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Well, I mean, I guess jobs are just so plentiful at.
Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
The Remember we had that one place at the time,
I can't remember where. They were trying to draw their
workers back into the office. So they put a race
car in the oh right, Yeah, there was some company
in Chicago that did that. They spend million dollars to
put a race car to buy this indie race car
and put it in display in the lobby, thinking this
was going to get people that in foodsball.
Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
You get one grand photo that and then what then?
Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
But how about taking the million dollars and giving everybody
somewhat of a raise.
Speaker 6 (01:19:01):
Right, that would have been great.
Speaker 10 (01:19:02):
I'll take the money.
Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Well all say, we'll always take the money over the
company the company part party. You know, oh, instead of
having this big Christmas party thing, just give everybody for
twelve dollars twelve dollars. I'll take the twelve dollars and
not have to have the the obligation to go into
this mandatory Christmas party. H But this goes back to
what you were saying. You know, we were talking recently
and you're talking about you know, people like they come
(01:19:25):
up with these lists that show up online about things
that baristas can't stand the customers do right, and there's
a number of these of these jobs that are out there.
They don't like it when you do this, and it's
like they're doing their job. I put put from mine,
the shut up and do your job. Are the people
who don't have remote jobs complaining about having to go
(01:19:46):
to the office shut up and do your job.
Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Yeah, that's the job you signed up for.
Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Like I said, go get a remote job.
Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Don't talk about it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Be about it, right, And I have another one too, this,
shut up and do your job, all right, shut up
and do your job. Grocery store register people, I don't
want to do it. I don't want to do self checkout.
Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
So why are you?
Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
Like you're asking for another bag? She doesn't know how
to weigh produce. No, because I didn't sign up to
work at the groceries.
Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
They get frustrated. Okay, so I'm a self checkout guy.
I don't I like the fact that it's offered. Then
don't use it. I shut up and do your shopping.
I will do, but you know, like I'll use it
because I'm not a complete idiot.
Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I can scan something, pay for something. I could be
out of there on record time.
Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
But but there are times where you're just doing your
thing and all of a sudden it says like need
assistance code.
Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
And they get annoyed at you.
Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Yes, because they're supposed to enter a code, because you're
buying something that requires them to enter.
Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
A code, or.
Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Things wrong yeah, or just don't do it wrong or like,
there's been a couple of times where I had a
couple of things in my hand that was it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I didn't need a bag any anything, didn't need to
put it down on the other good life.
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
I was just buying, like I think, like a coke
zero and I scanned it and I want to go
pay and whatever, and now it's freeking out because you know,
please place the item in the bagging area.
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
But here comes the worker over there. Just all.
Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
You're a self checkout person, just shut up and do
your job.
Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
But that's what I'm talking about, Gina. As a former
union member me, I'm trying to understand what your problem
is with.
Speaker 6 (01:21:21):
The when they when when exactly like what he said,
the person who monitors that area is so annoyed with
the customers.
Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
You're talking about self checkout, Like, sorry, I.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Don't work here, I don't know how to weigh grapes.
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I don't know. I mean, I've never had that issue personally.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Well, probably a certificate about the same person that's putting
the air tags on her cell phone.
Speaker 6 (01:21:46):
But that's the thing I'm like, Oh, I'm like I'm
constantly apologizing, Like can I just buy this and get
out of here?
Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
My my thing is when they hold the bags, you know,
and hoarding them they have like the bag attendant coming.
Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Back you need right, I know it's for stealing all right.
Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Now, somebody is texting over you.
Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Guys have the cushiest job that exists, and yet you
bitch about normal workers so much. Now this is a again,
We're just you may be triggered because maybe you're the
person who's now being required to go back into the
office even though you signed up for a go to
the work job. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Or maybe you're the high maintenance barista. Yeah, it's very
upset that people are just making an order.
Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Also, just let us be poogie and the way, and
we can't.
Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
Shut up and do our job because our job requires
us to not shut out.
Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
It's not like we were born in a radio station.
We've had all kinds of jobs.
Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Yeah, And by the way, this is a very great job,
and I'm that is a fantom that is not lost
on me. This is a great job, and I appreciate
people who work hard and who just shut up and
do their job.
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
What that is lost on me is the idea that
employers have to somehow figure out a way to quote
lure people back to the office. It's called a paycheck.
I how did we reach this point?
Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
It seems for lack of a better word, childish to me, Like, yeah,
what kind of goodies can we give people? The same thing?
I have the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
When the number three thing on how to get people
back was lunch allowance. Maybe it's just a term lunch allowance. Yeah,
like you leave your kids lunch money before they go
off to school, a lunch serve lunch, but a lunch
alled to that term lunch allowance times to.
Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
The cafeteria today rule what's.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
All right, so question and uh, we'll get your response
on the text or if you want to call in
eight seven seven forty four woodie, We've given you a
couple examples for ours for you who needs to shut
up and do their job. Just all right, just shut
up and do your job. We gave you a couple
of examples. If you got one eight seven seven forty
four woody, or send us a text over to two
(01:23:43):
to nine eight seven. I can handle twelve men at once,
it's appropriate.
Speaker 20 (01:23:47):
Even if I'm small, I can handle.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
What's your body counting? Tense ten. That's how you play
the dirty mindes game. We know who you are, would
be show, all right, So the question who do you
think needs to shut up and do their job?
Speaker 24 (01:24:04):
And by the way, somebody said, this discussion reminds me
of the scene on mad Men where she wants to
be thanked for her job and he yells, that's what
the money's for exactly.
Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
And we have a great one that came in says,
dential hygienis, can't talk with my mouth open, lady, just
shut up and do your job.
Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Yeah, This one came in around the text seven six
zero fast food workers twenty dollars an hour for a
burger that looks like it was dropkicked into the bag.
Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Shut up, drop SeaBASS. Do you have one?
Speaker 10 (01:24:40):
I'm gonna agree with one of the texters when they
said that teachers need to shut up. You get most
Let me read you what the text. Let's tell you
because they can set it up and I'll see if
I agree.
Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Teachers need to shut up and do their jobs. They
work one hundred and eighty days a year, that's only
half the year, and they get every holiday off Christmas,
break win or break spring.
Speaker 10 (01:25:01):
Et cetera, and I would have and it wouldn't be
so much of an issue if they weren't constantly crying,
and if they didn't declare themselves heroes. Yes, the the
preschool I was by a gym I go to as
a banner. Still that says heroes work here? Four years later,
Are you serious? Oh yeah, you're not a hero.
Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Every time I go to the store to exchange a
propane tank at the gas station, I get the eye
rolling attitude. Just shut up and do your job. It's
from Felipe again. Now I gotta go outside cage where
the pro paining tanks are very exclusive.
Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Uh six six one.
Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
I know so many people that work at restaurants or
hotels or grocery stores, and all of their managers just
have the biggest power trip as if they're the CEO
of some major company. Meanwhile, they're just panicking that someone
was a quarter of a second late or didn't smile
fast enough and running them up for the teeniest, tiniest
little thing. They just need to shut up and do
their job. Also true, agree the power tripping middle manager?
Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (01:26:06):
Yeah, the worst Hell hath no fury like somebody in
middle management.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
I enjoy this one too. This one says, shut up
and do your job. Medical groups, yes, like so people
who work I'm talking like the people who work at
the at the doctor's office. Yeah, the people who answer
the phones and stuff like that. Man, they have a
God complex. They're always making things difficult. Lady, if I
didn't need to see the specialist, I wouldn't need this authorization.
(01:26:33):
The doctor who you are contracted with is sending me.
Just give me the authorization so I can make my appointment. K. Thanks.
Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
I don't have issues with them, but I do have
issues with pharmacists.
Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Oh pharmacists. Oh why would happened?
Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
That can be super rude. Yeah, that is true, super rude.
Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Yeah, and not the people who are actually like, you know,
getting like, hey, can I get your day to birth
last name? You're talking about the actual pharmacist. Then consult locations, Yeah,
like fifty to fifty. If they're going to be cool
or not.
Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
You're guaranteed it'll take half an hour to walk eight
feet to get a bottle of pills.
Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Hollywood. People, they're not going through what the average person
goes through. Politics or whatever. Shut up, do your job for.
Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
You know who is a big advocate of that, Ricky Gervais,
you'd get up at the Golden Globes and go and
just thank your agents, thank your God, and f off
because the average normal person doesn't want to hear what
you have to say.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
That it's a goo.
Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Greg says all the time, you're getting paid really good
money to sit up there and play dress up and
read other people's words.
Speaker 10 (01:27:37):
The halo effect is, well, people like me and they're
like looking at me, therefore they must like what's in
my head?
Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Nor, Greg, do you have.
Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
One to add? I think I'm going to say overall,
as much as I respect the work they do contractors,
because there's so much downtime. It's kind of like being
on a jury trial where the judge hears something for
about an hour, then you take a four hour recess. Yeah,
and you wonder why trials take so long. Contractors, you
go to a work site where is everybody just get
(01:28:03):
the job done right, get.
Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Up and do your job.
Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Yeah, here, this could go for a lot. The ultimate
shut up and do your job Congress, same thing you
just mentioned. A recess. There's spring recess, summer recess, winter,
or fall recess. When do you actually get there and
do anything that's going to help the country.
Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
And why why are they allowed to go on recess
like a kindergartener if they haven't done their job.
Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Right, Like my kids don't get to go outside to
their homework store.
Speaker 6 (01:28:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, shut up and do your job. Any
position at the DMV exclamation point says this, cowl. I
don't want to be there any more than you do. However,
I have to be there. You signed up to be there,
so please just do your job. And would it kill
you to smile?
Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
It's because they have there's no quality control there. There's
no one there is going to fire them.
Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Yeah, yeah, it takes forever. Always mean what now?
Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Who needs to shut up and do their job?
Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
I mean there's there's a lot of a lot of
people have a lot of the same stuff coming through
on on the on the text. Oh yeah, how about uh,
how about the people that that work at venues, greg.
Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Oh talk about that the guardian of the the hallway.
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
You are supposed to be security, right, But like, okay,
so we're we do this all the time where we
have to go on stage and do an announcement, you know,
for whatever band's coming out, and you know, we're reporting
to where we're supposed to be. They tell us, okay,
just stand right here and we'll let you know when
we're ready. And inevitably there's some not the person who's
the stage manager or anybody, just some random security guy
(01:29:48):
who comes over and says, you can't be here. Well,
define what that means. We were told to wait here,
we're doing a stage announcement, and they literally want to
move you maybe four inches to either the left, the right,
the front.
Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Or the back of where you are. It makes zero difference. Yeah,
it's so dumb.
Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Yeah, Like, dude, just aren't you supposed to be looking
for people who are of some kind of danger, right?
Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Yeah, danger of standing not against the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Yeah, I need you to shuffle three interest to your left.
Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Seabe's taking a lot of shrapnel on the text in
this position. It's because honest position on teachers.
Speaker 10 (01:30:21):
It's because teachers are they're not used to being challenged
at all. And again, they're used to being worshiped and
getting all the giving all the lip service in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
When what they do is very easy.
Speaker 10 (01:30:29):
And we know we're getting one of these people writing
in greg about how well we literally don't get all
that time off in the summer because I'm I'm always
having to rewrite my lesson plan for the next year
because that changes so much for four traders.
Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
I have so many friends who are teachers and they
go away for summer break to the lake for three months.
Speaker 10 (01:30:48):
And the honest ones will tell you that. They'll say, yeah,
it's pretty easy, oh this rule. But over the past
few years we have there's some kind of like god,
you know, persecution complex they put on themselves so that
they can build us out of more money.
Speaker 6 (01:31:00):
Eve as the children are our future.
Speaker 10 (01:31:01):
Yeah, exactly need your heroes to You wouldn't last a
day in my classroom seven.
Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
I would tell you I wouldn't want that job. That's
all of those jobs. You could pay me twice.
Speaker 10 (01:31:10):
Yeah, same what that job pays, and I you know,
forget it.
Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
You could pay me a ton of money. I think
I don't want that job. Especially I don't like other
people's kids.
Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
No, I barely like my own kids.
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
Dude, I would crush as a teacher.
Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Yeah, yeah, because I mean you're on the same mental level.
Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
Yeah, well, you know what I mean, Like you love
that time, you know what I mean. It's all good.
Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
I'll be like, dude, you got ai come in, You're good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
What was what was it that Norm McDonald said that
to be a fourth grade teacher you just need a
third grade education in fifth grade?
Speaker 21 (01:31:40):
Sorry, boy, wifted Jesus Greg, all right, I'll wrap on
this one five six two texting over what about radio
show hosts who like their opinions instead of giving us
funny stuff and playing music?
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
Shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
No taking.
Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
A text sent over to two two nine eight seven
in response to Sea Bass, And we were doing the
whole segment about shut up and do your job, and
who would you say for that?
Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
I mean, it's like DMV workers and things like that.
I was just agreeing with the texter.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
And the one text did come in about teachers, and
Sea Bess agreed with it and piled on to it
a bit.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
And this person wrote in this is from the two
three nine.
Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
I love how the least talented guy on the show
on the Highest Horse thinks that teaching is easy. I do,
get your head out of your ass, you pomp as pussy.
Oh jesus, you could never teach.
Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
And did you have a response to that?
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Apparently I can't see what.
Speaker 17 (01:32:37):
The response there's a response to that. There's a response
to yours would be that there's no point being made there.
It's name calling and stupidity, no evidence put forth, much
like a dumb teacher would do.
Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Did you also follow up? Because something about like the
passing the qualifications did?
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Years ago?
Speaker 10 (01:32:53):
This came up and I went, I took the teacher
exam course, passed it cold. A third of people who
want to be there don't pass it. So a lot
of stupid people going to teach you.
Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
So we must have wrote that back in his response
because two three nine, Huh did I hurt your little feelings?
Passing qualifications and doing the job are different things. Go
smell your own farts. You sound like you've never made
a woman orgasm.
Speaker 10 (01:33:17):
These are all great points that have nothing to do
with you.
Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
They really went at hominem on that one.
Speaker 10 (01:33:21):
It's just hey, generic insult, generic insult, very funny, nothing.
Speaker 9 (01:33:24):
To do with.
Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
All.
Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Right, welcome back everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Yeah, it is Wednesday morning, It's October ninth. It's International
Beer and Pete Today.
Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
MBO.
Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
Right, it's also National Moldy Cheese Day. Isn't that what
blue cheese? Cheese, well, even cheese is mold isn't all cheese,
doesn't really cheese like a enough Maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
I'm older, I don't think it's all mold.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
Do they mean like moldy cheese day or like she.
Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Says, national moldy cheese. I did read something sounds there
was like a piece of like say green mold on,
like a nice block of cheddar. You cut that off
and the rest of it's going to be fine.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
Okay, goody. I did that very recent.
Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
What you don't want to do is if you see,
like you have like a loaf of bread, Yeah, and
there's like one piece of bread that has any kind
of mold on it, you throw the entire loaf of Yeah,
they explained, because like that's just what when it comes
to like bread.
Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
That's just the surface.
Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
Yeah, because that's that's what you can That's what But
that's what you can see. And there's chances that you know,
that whole loaf is you know, is compromised.
Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
What is in yogurt is that culture cultures or whatever,
maybe live culture. What is the chess? Maybe maybe cheese.
I went to a cheese museum.
Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
It was awesome. They had so many different sipes of
cheeses and they had a mold florence and pink cheese,
some green cheese, and it tasted delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Mold okay, cheese is unique food in that some types
are made with mold, a fungus that's normally best to avoid.
Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
You had no kidding what kind of silling is?
Speaker 6 (01:35:08):
Maybe it makes us stronger.
Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
National peed Obesity Awareness Day is today?
Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
National pet Obesity Awareness?
Speaker 21 (01:35:16):
My guard?
Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
What do you think? I say, pedo obesity? Oh it's pedal. Yeah,
so it's for peto.
Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
There is celebrating what now it's a national Bring your
Teddy Bear to School Day? And do you think this
is a coincidence National Stop Bullying Day to school.
Speaker 6 (01:35:36):
The same day?
Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Yeah, yep, yep, I'll do so.
Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
I had seen a story about Sissy Houston, the mom
of Whitney Houston, the Grammy Award Winging winging winning, winging
winning singer who had died ninety one years old. She
died at her home, New Jersey. I mean, you know,
ninety one, nice life. But I saw a picture of
her and she looks like, I don't know, it's Whitney
Houston's mom. But if I was ever to draw Whitney
(01:35:59):
Houston as a garbage pail kid. That's what she looks like. Wow, yeah, dude,
it was just.
Speaker 6 (01:36:05):
You mean, like distorted in some way, just.
Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Like I don't know you've ever seen a garbage pail kid.
May picture Whitney Houston as a garbage pail kid, and
that is Sissy Houston.
Speaker 14 (01:36:15):
Her face is a little cartoonish, I can see it.
Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
About rest in peace?
Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
Yeah, sure, rest in peace?
Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
I've never thought more than twice about when Whitney Houston
died and then when Whitney's daughter died the same way.
Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Got about that, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Attorney Tony Buzzby he's representing more than one hundred and
twenty of Ditties alleged victims. He says that some of
his big name celebrity friends are quietly paying off victims
to avoid being named publicly in lawsuits. Probably a smart move,
so huge stars about to be sued by his firm
and giving them a chance, I guess to settle up
(01:36:57):
before the claims hit the public court.
Speaker 6 (01:36:59):
Now it's unfortunate for us. I'd love to know.
Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I want to know.
Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Here's the thing. If if you didn't do anything, I'm
not paying anybody anything, right, right, you know what I mean,
like a very sus Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Out doing now.
Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I do understand the whole line of thinking, like when
sometimes like a company will just settle out right yeah, yeah,
just because it's like, oh, you're gonna go and you're
gonna pay all these lawyer hours and.
Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Everything else is worth it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Math does yeah, and like you give someone like a
bread crumb and they go away kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
I get that.
Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
But on some of the like anything tied to something
like Diddy or Epstein or whatever, if you had nothing
to do really with anything, I would say bring it,
because in my mind, that is like almost an admission
of guilt.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
So say you.
Speaker 6 (01:37:39):
Were there and say you made out with some chick
and it was crazy party and you went home, and
that chick tracks you down as like, hey, you want
me to tell everyone that you were at this party
that's now infamous.
Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
That we made out. Yeah, is she like an underage person.
I'm saying you didn't do anything right if it up,
if I didn't do anything, I'd be happy to be
out there and telling every everybody exactly what happened, what
I saw. But I'm not going to admit to I'm
not going to like pay people off. I'd be out
there going, Look, I've been to these parties. Here's what
I saw. This is what I witnessed.
Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Oh, I see right.
Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
I wasn't part of it, but I will be helpful
in the investigation.
Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
Even though I'm sure there's many NDAs.
Speaker 14 (01:38:16):
The people being accused, though I thought were also other predators.
So what I don't really understand is why these people
would kind of be doing cash grab settlements for people
who should be in jail because they're predators.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Yeah, I have no idea. We'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
But I mean, you're not going to just put my
name out there and you're trying to get some money
out of it, right. That's the other thing too. People
just do these they file these things knowing that most
people are just going to settle and you're going to
get like some kind of money out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
F that. Yeah, I'm too petty for that.
Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Another Diddy news his key to Miami Beach is being rescinded.
Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
To you guys. Oh no, I know.
Speaker 4 (01:38:50):
Also poorly he get in Poor Kanye. They said it
wouldn't last, and as usual, they were right. Kanye West
and his wife are reportedly divorcing after two years of marriage.
They got married in December of twenty twenty two, and
he's gonna move to Tokyo.
Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Oh oh, damn, Rando. That's what that's what he says.
Speaker 6 (01:39:07):
I have got to go to Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
You guys, I hope you're sitting down for this one.
Ozzy Osbourne admits that he's not completely sober. Woo, you're kidding.
He still smokes weed, but he says, quote, if you're
out there and you're using dope and you want to
get off of it, there are plenty of things to
help out there. Ala he's a twelve step program and
he got me sorted out to a certain degree. I
(01:39:30):
don't go to meetings anymore myself. Maybe I should, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Quote. Yeah, I think he's kind of a lost cause.
Speaker 10 (01:39:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
I think we're done with pat.
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Yeah. So there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
There's a couple of things happening in the world of
entertainment for you this morning. So Tyler, check out the
birthdays and the porno birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
It's Shiverday. We're gonna it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit beag
like it's Shiversday. And you know, we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
Starting with the celebrities. Happy birthday to John O'Hurley. Oh yeah,
j Peterman On Seinfeld. He's seventy years old today, speaking
of the Osborne Sharon Osborne seventy two. He got Germel
del Toro, the writer, director, producer, who's sixty. Steve Burns,
the original host of Blues Clues. Okay, oh yeah, he
(01:40:21):
must have made like a billion dollars by the way, right, Yeah,
for sure fifty one today.
Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
For being a host of a children's program. Well, I
mean he didn't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
But he was like so notorious for like I'm sure
they didn't want to change out the host he put
not in the first deal, but maybe because he was
on for a long time.
Speaker 6 (01:40:36):
Yeah, left, he just disappeared.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Yeah, And he got the Peter Parker's best friend ned
in the MCU Spider Man movies. His name is Jacob Battalions.
He is twenty eight years old today. You got Zachary
ty Bryant, the oldest son Brad on Home Improvement, who's
forty three. He has a lot of drama yep. Tony
Shaloub from Monk and Wings and munch of other stuff.
(01:40:59):
He's seventy one. Tyler James Williams from Abbe Elementary, The
Walking Dead and Everybody Hates Chris is thirty two, Nick
Swartzen is forty eight, Scott Bakula is seventy, and Belahadid
is twenty eighth. Today your porno birthday is Jaden Cole
and today's birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Girl.
Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
She's swallowed more than a sinkhole three hundred and ninety
five fine films on her resume, including hot lesbians and
fish nets.
Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
Having a little fun. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
She was in Tongue Me Down, Volume one. Also Beefer Buffet.
I figured buffet beaver, Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Bever some beef, he said, Beefer.
Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Beaver buffevor buffet del Here you go, Sammy, you are
a cheerleader, Yes, but you have you ever watched cheer lickors?
Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I have seen that?
Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Yeah, yeah, like in the locker room and now you're
changing live. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
She was in Rubbing the Nub Volume three, Nor and
uh who can forget her? Unna roll in the Art
of Lesbian anal oh special art Jayden Cole, who's thirty
nine years old today? And now your partner birthday, your
celebrity birthdays and vats what's that Lesbian'll probably strap on.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Put in whatever to watch the movie. Have you been
to the loop, it's right there.
Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
I mean they bump other things. Maybe they just bump
buttholes or something.
Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
I don't know. We'll have to watch the movie and
find out.
Speaker 10 (01:42:24):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Yeah, no spoilers in case anybody finds out. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break out. Some more Woodies
show for you next hang on, so what.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Do you know? Buila wouldn't approve the show?
Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
All right, wrap it up, getting the hell out of here, everybody.
That is it for Wednesday morning. But boy, is there
a podcast that you should check out there at the
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show this morning always is some trending news headlines, the entertainment,
the porn of birthday, all that and more menaces Birthday
Month update. Very exciting all there on the Wednesday podcast,
which should tie you over until Thursday morning, when we're
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Look for us at the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Yeah, Greg Gory Party words of wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Yeah. People who wear pajamas in public have either given
up on life or they're living life to the fullest. Interesting,
just don't know to the fullest? I say, yeah, oh
is that right? It's so comfortable, I say, give it up?
Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
Well, well, I mean, you know, I think there's certain
places like you can run to the grocery store because
people come to that's a place that people stop on
their way to or from other things like going to
the gym or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:44:10):
You're going to a restaurant, Yeah, yeah, that's different. You
gotta wear you.
Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
I think if you're going to the airport, you're gonna
be on a plane or whatever, Like no pajama pants.
Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
It's a flight we Gina, didn't you stop yourself from
wearing sweatpants today?
Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Yes, I wanted to wear my Bucky sweatpants, but I
didn't because we have a meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Oh I agree with the grocery store thing. Depending on
what time of day it is, really if it's really
early or really late, fine. Otherwise you're going to the
grocery store at two pm and you're wearing to jamas, Yeah,
you've given up them. But if it's Sunday, yeah, same
still days.
Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Don't would you shame me if I'm walking around in
my crocs absolutely jama pants.
Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
Rest you guys could suck it. We'll catch you back
here on Thursday. Have a great day, s MD double M.
Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
I quit this bitch,
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