The Woody Show September 13th 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Headline News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Spears due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It lies.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Days, not all the Woody Show. He is the Woody Show.
Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
By good morning, everybody, morning work.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Today is September the thirteenth, twenty twenty four, Ladies and
gentlemen today, Yes, it is the thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
All right, but it is Friday morning. Yeah, So I.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Mean, if you're weirded out by that, I mean, just
take it easy today.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
But I can speak for I think everybody in this
room where.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I say, oh lfg, you know, I'm saying, yeah, my god,
first week.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Back after a break, it's always a pretty tough one
to get through.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
But here we are. It is Friday, and we're gonna
get through the morning together. Welcome. It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yes, in d dude, Friday morning, Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's all right, that's all right. It is the Woodie Show.
I'm whatody?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That is Greg Gory Menace is here? What is that
wood he got Sea Bass? There's Sammy Gina grat is here.
There's Borton, Caroline Morgan Vaughn. We're all here. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie would love to
hear what you got going on this weekend Friday check ins.
Tell us all about it on the text. Just send
over your name and then tell us what part of
town you're in. You're listening to the wood Show this morning.

(02:03):
Anything any one you might have like to mention in
your Friday check ins text on over two to nine
eight seven. Some of the stuff we always do to
get through the Friday mornings together, the Friday fail stories.
We'll give a chance to win some stuff with the
d u i Q. Also check in on some of
those trending news headlines. We've got some entertainment stuff coming up.
We got the birthdays and the part of birthday as well.

(02:24):
You're on the Woody Show, right babe. Now, Greg and
Menace they're not gonna like this. Oh, but there's some
It's funny you say that. There's some news out of
Australia where the Health Department they put this alert out
the other day letting people know it's okay to poop
at work.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's gonna be the fall. It's gonna be the fall
of their society, is what it's gonna be. Right now.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Their post said quote it's okay to pooh at work,
adding that lots of people find it difficult, like Greg
and Menace. Even though it's nothing to be embarrassed about,
it's important for people to hear because just consistently ignoring
your need to go that can lead to serious issues
like hemorrhoids and internal blockages. Find me those people. Greg,

(03:13):
you've been around this planet for quite some time.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, long, and well that's probably all you have, so
many blockagrhids. Oh wait, no, because you go at home
and I put my body on a schedule and my
body's used to it. Yeah, you'll, you'll pip it work,
of course I will.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
But I have had some issues with that because it
goes and I might stop.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
In fact, because.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
There's no shower.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Well, yeah there is. Well we have a great actually
Jim shower, which is good for that sort of thing.
But people in this office if they and I fly
every time the door opens and I'm in there courtesy flush,
not for the smell, just for the yeah, someone's here,
they insist on sitting right next to you.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, and justice, there's only two stalls in that bat well.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
They could go to one of the four or five
other bathrooms. Like I would do and have done. And
I see somebody occupying a stall number one number two
minutes just this week, the little downstairs bathroom where the
we've had some issues with our maintenance person. Yeah, she
was waiting outside. No way again and by the way,
so we have a downstairs bathroom.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Invite her into wipe. It's clean, she's super nice, professional clean.
So she opens the door. I hit the flush. She
opened the door twice, more like thirty seconds later, she
knows I didn't leave the bathroom. And who's waiting face
to face with me as I exit the bathroom?

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, oh, she thought you were about to be done
because you flushed, And don't.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Stand in front of the door and wait to wait me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Australia's Health Department. They want you to know, Okay, it's
okay to poop at work. In fact, you should be
doing it. You don't want to have these other series issues.
They say, better to let it out than hold it in.
They also use the term pooh paranoia in their alerts. Okay,
I normalcy, And they listed four things that might help
people like you, guys suffer who suffer from this.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Number one animals become a slot.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Remember that every one poops, They say, try to visualize
someone famous on the toilet, like Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That was literally their example. I do that for different reasons.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Uh that again their example, not mine too. Bring a
small fragrance spray in the toilet with you, like poop peie.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Number three, avoid food or drinks that might trigger your bouts.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh it's called not being a puss.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
And finally number four, breathe deeply or do a short
meditation exercise, like you know, psych yourself up to go
take a dump at work.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
So yesterday I got to work. It was like three
thirty left for the day at like ten thirty. When
I got here at three thirty, I totally had to poop.
Did I know? By ten thirty it had gone away?
My body as it sucked it back goes away. Yeah,
you go like block it five minutes of discomfort, like,

(05:53):
oh God, I think I have to go, and then
it goes away.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Because I'm an adult anyway, I'm just putting that out there.
It's a health and safety.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
What do they know? Guys? Hey, you guys decided people
ignore the warnings about smoking or in our case, too
many calories, Right.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I mean, Greg, you just got to call upon kolonoscopy.
You had all that cancer down there right?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well wait, no, you know it was as clean as
a whistle. Yeah, and it even does whistle eight seventy
seven forty four. What Wow?

Speaker 4 (06:16):
What a talented eil you know, right, and it's up
with that Friday check in over to two to ninety seven,
will be right back, The.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Show will be right back.

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Speaker 2 (06:40):
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Yes it is. And it's a Friday morning.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, it is September the thirteenth, Friday, the thirteenth, you guys, No,
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm winning. That is Greg Gory. Good morning, We've got menace.
What is that? There is? Seas?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sammy is here, Gina is here, and all of a
sudden feeling feeling very nauseous.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And she said she's got like cold sweats going on,
and she thinks this is her This is her analysis
of the situation.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
This is the first time. Yeah, she took a heavy
one from her husband and now it happened left.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, this is the first time in a long time
she's had to work five days in a row. You guys, clarify,
that's what you said.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Those were heard, right, Yeah, Wow, this is my first
fifth day in a row of this schedule. Oh and
I think she didn't really think it never was.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
That's her day. That's what you said, right, Greg. I
mean we were both right here. I heard that.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
I assumed there was content.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
That might not be what you meant, but it's what
you said. It's like, Oh, I'm like a coal miner hero.
It's like the firefighters have nothing on me.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
He's been coming. This is actually helpful.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Anyway, gangs all here, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. What he sent us a Friday check in
on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We got the Duyq coming up for you this hour,
our dumbass contest and your chance to win some stuff.
But right now, it's time for your Friday fail stories.

(08:58):
All right, ladies and gentlemen and girls, in his time
for your Friday fan star. All these people thought they
had the perfect plan to plan that can never go wrong.
But somewhere along the line that went from being a
great idea to one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
You know, guy's pretty good. That's damn good. That's damn good. Yeah, Juilliard, Yeah,
not bad.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
We're gonna start with the story out of New York.
Was a guy he was running from the cops. As
he tried to get away, he climbed up this, uh,
this really tall structure. But once he got up there,
he was stuck and he had to be rescued, and
he was even trying to punch the guys who were
there to rescue him. Sure, okay, well then just stay yeah,

(10:06):
or push him off the top of them. Anyway, once
they got him on the ground, they got him under arrest.
They took him to fail jail. So here's one from
El Paso, Texas, where he got this chick, Stacy Smith,
who called nine to one one and said that her
small child was in a car that had just been stolen.
Now the car was stolen, but there was no kid.

(10:27):
In fact, the car wasn't even Stacy's. She was just
trying to help her friend get her stolen car back. Now,
the good news is the idea of work because the
police they immediately got on it. They tracked the car
down extensive search. Bad news is Stacey ended up in
fail jail for filing a false report.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, sales, but they're like, you know, if this is
the only way I'm gonna get my car back, or
you can get yeah, really love that car. Yeah, just
say there's a kid. Yeah, you know it's worth going
to jailer. I won't need the car for a while.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
That's a good friend.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Up in Boston, this couple at a diner. They had
some food, They enjoyed their meal, and then they did
the old dining dash. After they ate, the chick went
to the bathroom. The guy walked out, Then she started
to walk out as well, and when the employees try
to stop her, she pulls a gun. It's a cute
little pink blocks Is it really threatening if it's.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Pink, I mean, come on, it's just she pointed it
at one of the employees, who easily wrestled the gun away.
The woman takes off, but police were quickly able to
identify or ask me how because she left her social
Security card behind. She dropped it during the scuffle. My question,
you will still carry that? My question? Yeah? Does anybody

(11:43):
carry their Social Security card? Never?

Speaker 9 (11:45):
I have the actual Social Security card, which is kind
of falling apart in.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, I think that's what you do with it. I
amintor or do anything.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
The only time I've ever needed to break out is
if you're filling out paperwork for like a new job
or something like that, or your applying. I don't think
I've ever needed the physical card, just the number.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Oh why did she have it?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I don't know. It's one of those acceptable forms of
IDA or whatever still depending on what it is. Well, yeah, yeah, anyway,
so she drops it.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
She's arrested, charged with carrying a loaded firearm, carrying a
firearm without a license, unlawful possession of ammunition, I mean
a whole bunch of stuff. Oh, assault and battery on
an elderly person since the employee was older.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, and she was taking to failed jail.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
They didn't say what happened, if anything, of the guy
that she was with, but yeah, sale that's super cool.
And my favorite story of the week is from Virginia
where fire officials they get a call from a homeowner
who said that their oven had quote exploded, and when
they got there, they took a look and sure enough,
the oven had exploded. But the question was why. Turns

(12:57):
out the explosion was thanks to the gun that they
were storing in their oven. What Apparently somebody forgot about
the gun when they turned the oven on to heat
it up. That heated up the loaded gun five rounds
went off. At least one of those rounds shot through
the front glass. Nobody got hurt, but still officials released
a statement reminding people to quote make sure to properly

(13:20):
store your firearms, you know, like not in the oven you.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Want to.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah right, that's insane.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
I haven't done that with a gun. But I've left
a pan or like a baking sheet in the oven
and forgot and then go to preheat it.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
What's that smell?

Speaker 12 (13:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, the pan or the baking sheet makes a smell.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
Yeah, like if I made something and didn't feel like
washing it and I left it in there.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Sounds not like me. You've done that, I have, and
then it made something using like some kind of like pan.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
Oh, let's say it's like a sheet like a frozen pizza.
Take it off, and I don't want to deal with
the pan right now.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
That is so unlike you Gray. It's like did you
go to the hospital and get shucked down and find anything? No.

Speaker 9 (14:10):
And I have considered pulling a menace before, not with
like nice pots and pants, but with baking sheets specifically,
because when you can't clean them, I thought, I do.
I often think I should probably just throw this away.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
I mean, they do get to a point where they do.
It's just a it's just a baking sheet.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
My most recent baking sheet, I don't know the brand,
but it's way stronger and firmer than my previous one.
It's not all flimsy. I love it.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Because it's cheap or because whatever. Because like there was
some that I had at one point where like you
would hear like a pop and twist all do that.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
I'm excited about my new one being so sturdy and
it doesn't do that twist in the oven.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, pops and like you know kind of if you're
putting like a tater tot on there up like a popcorn.
I know, be better baking pants industry. Do you need
to get one? So find out baking sheet a new one.
All Clad makes a really nice one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
My stepmother works for all Clad Okay, at their their
factory there in Cannasburg. Yeah, and get your employee discount. Yeah,
send some baking Yeah. I mean there's these big flat
heavy It just has like a little lip at the front.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, which is cool.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Those are the best, yeah, yeah, rather than all the
way around because sometimes they lip when.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, the sides there's just nothing, just a big Yeah,
it's like a little lift in the front. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
It's also nice to slide cookies off of ye, off
your baking cookies. Put a little little parchment down maybe,
and that way you can just like kind of get
a counter level and just slide it right off.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'm on the all Clad website right now, Pike some something.
Use a baking sheet and it's not really dirty. Do
you still wash it? Yes? I don't.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I just try so this is not a one off thing,
no regular behavior from you. Ultra lazy with baked so weird,
but I would I would have lost that bet I
do put.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Foiled, Okay, but you don't even just toss it in
the dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Just dishwasher, it's spoiled down.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
A baking sheet is a dishwasher item.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, Greg, Do you have things that just don't go
in the dishwasher for some reason, like people have things
that just never go on a dryer.

Speaker 9 (16:23):
Yeah, for some reason. It's like anything that you use
on the stove or in the oven. So pots, pants,
baking sheets, I don't put in the dishwater. I hand
wash all that stuff handwa I.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
Hand wash pots and pants. But I'll throw a baking
sheet in.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
But even even like serving, like the stuff you used
to like, you know, stir something on the stove, I don't.
I don't put that stuff in the dishwasher either. I
wash that like like big, like a slotted spoon or
things like that. Tongs, Yeah, I do put tongs in
too big, too awkward, and I'd rather just wash them away.

Speaker 9 (16:51):
My dishwasher has this like tiny little drawer on the top.
It's yeah, so I put the tongs on that.

Speaker 11 (16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah. Ten piece set on the
all Cloud website Pro release nonstick Bakewear. I'm digging it, dude.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, did you see what I'm talking about that big
flat yeah, baking sheet that just got the lip at
the front.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm looking at the ten P set that has like
all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, I'll put you in touch with my step mom.
She'll get you all locked in. Yeah, hook us up.
And anybody from all clouds listening. Would it kill you
to put some air conditioning in the production facility? Yeah,
like everybody was dying of heat.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
There's no AC.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I don't maybe because of everything that's running, but it's
certainly not running enough. Oh yeah, so everybody's like having
heat stroke and stuff. Oh no, but like literal sweatshop,
you know.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, but they're all fighting to make these like really
great items and stuff like come on, all right, breaking shoot, yeah,
all right, we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Morewoody Show, duy Q Rap that's coming up next our
dumb Ass Contest. If you'd like to play, give us
a call right now. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody
is the number.

Speaker 13 (17:54):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and I'm
quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend in
Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets to
choose from, Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
And moving things right along here on a Friday morning
with a dumb ass contest.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
That we're ready to go and play with you.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is the number
we are gonna play?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
The d you?

Speaker 12 (18:25):
Why you?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah? As Greg grooves out to depeche Mode, I'm grooving hard.
This is a good song. I want to say this
came out yet ninety seven? It's no good?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I think you're right, Yeah, some are rather it was
a it was a late nineties or all right, So
do u IQ.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Let's say hi to our contestants. Say hello to Matt. Hey,
good morning, Matt.

Speaker 14 (18:47):
How are morning crew? First time?

Speaker 12 (18:50):
Long time?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh thanks, and a happy Friday to you, sir. And
what are your correct? Ninety seventh? Damn, I'm good at
that good.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
I have thought that quite honestly. The depeche Mode stopped
in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I have no idea they have. They have a
new album as of last year. Yeah, but look into it,
check it out exactly. So anyway, Matt, you're gonna play
the u i Q and Sea Bass. Explain the way
the game works, please, I hit.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
These streets to find out who's nice and drunk and
who wants to answer trivia questions. And that's the game
is you listen to a drunk person try to answer
trivia questions, and you guess whether they know the answer.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
You don't have to guess the answer the questions. That's
of course not above him. It's a given right if
you know. If you can guess whether the drunk person
knows the answer, and if you can guess that correctly,
two times out of three, you win, all right. And so, uh,
we have a drunk here that we're gonna get know
a little bit first.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
That way you can use that to try to gauge
whether they're really with it or really out of it,
considering if they are drunk, and then we're gonna guess
also with medicine, Sammy, they're stone cold sober sober this morning,
and we'll see how they do as well.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Matt, who do we have here?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Sea bass is a Jonathan.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Then he's out parting with his bros and rosettes and he's, uh,
you know what, he's excited.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
He's gonna tell us all about it, all right, What
do you guys have to drink today.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Tequila, tequila nice, anything you give me, I'll drink it.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Anything you give me, I drink it.

Speaker 15 (20:08):
Anyone I ever hand you a shot and you'd be like, oh,
I don't want that shot.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know, bitch man, very good, I know, I know. Bitch,
bitch my right, No, bitch. What's your blood alcohol concentration
right now? Point zero zero one? Not bad at all?

Speaker 11 (20:27):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm the most right now, put me down across the board. No,
that dude is the dude that ends up puking at
the end of the night and or getting thrown out
of the bar. And that's gotta baby fight. Yeah, the
Marine corpsaught him how to drink tequila. Yeah good, I
mean I approve of the drink of choice. Yeah, and
thank you for service.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah all right, Matt, thank you for drinking. That is
that is Jonathan. Now Here are the questions that count
question number one Here on the d U y Q.

Speaker 15 (20:54):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
What oh all right, uh, let's see it. It's not
a clue to say this is Shakespearean actually in origin,
but they already knew that. Oh okay, do you guys
need to hear the question one more time.

Speaker 15 (21:09):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed what.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
All right, I'm gonna say that, uh, you know what's soon?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right? No for clearly, No for Jonathan, No for no,
for Menace? What all right?

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yes for Sammy? She looks oddly confident on the other guys.
Are they gonna get it right? They're gonna be able
to cite the play it came from?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh yeah, Greg Gory, what do you think I'm triple no?
All right, triple no.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
I'm with you, Woody. He has no idea. I don't
think Menace knows. I think Sammy knows.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, all right, what do you think, Morgan?

Speaker 16 (21:45):
I can't see Sammy's face right now, but I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Triple no, triple triple no, no medicine Sammy. What do
you think about Jonathan? Do you think he's gonna get it?

Speaker 12 (21:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, no, all right, Matt, what do you think? Yes
or no? For question number one? Despite how well spoken
he is, I'm going to no, all right, question number one?
D u i Q. We'll start with medicine, Samy.

Speaker 15 (22:04):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
What menace monster Sammy monster monster face. All right, are
we embarrassed? Fun fact?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Obviously most people know it from Othello, but he actually
first used the line in the Merchant of Venice, which was.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I kind of told you where it came from. I
heard that before the.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Source one I've been all right, Question number one, here's
Jonathan and the d u i Q.

Speaker 15 (22:33):
Jealousy is sometimes personified as the green eyed what.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Giant?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
What does the giants say? Jealous? Alright, well, good news, Matt.
You're on the board. You got your first point, and
you got two more questions to try to get one
more point to be the winner. This week on the
d u i Q, here we go. Question number two,
what teams fans carried a terrible towel? All right? Uh,

(23:04):
that's another one. Uh we are here. Well I shouldn't say.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Let's see, I'm gonna say Menace, Yes, Sammy again, looking
pretty confident, I'll say yes, Jonathan. I want to say yes,
but I'll say no for Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Greg Gory. What says you no for Jonathan? No for Jonathan.
Looking at Menace, that's not confident.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna say yes for Menace
as well. Okay, then Sammy yes.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
All right, Uh, Gina, I'm gonna do something crazy and
I'm going to sweep.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I'm going to sweep yes this one. All right, we're
still kind of new, all right, Yeah, Morgan, what do
you think?

Speaker 16 (23:46):
Yeah, I'm with Gina. We got to sweep yes for
this one.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Okay, too easy? Menace and Sammy, what do you think
about our drunk friend Jonathan?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Will he get it? No? All right, Matt? Yes or no?

Speaker 14 (23:58):
Given his intro, it sounds like he could even be
a fan of this team, So I'll say yes.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right, well, because they party hard and he sounds
really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it all right.
Question number two for the d u i Q. What
teams fans carry the terrible towel? Menace, Steelers, of Steelers, Steelers,
these guys, look at these guys fire?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah wow? All right, Well the question is here, does
Matt win the d y Q? Does even Jonathan are drunk?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Know the answer? Because if he gets it right, then
our friend Matt here is gonna be the winner.

Speaker 15 (24:34):
Question number two what teams fans carry the terrible towel?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
The Washington football team. They think they're nice, but they're not.
They're really not now what are they called now the
Washington football team? Oh Americants football team? Because uh they're racist?

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh yeah, you were close, double down, you were you
were close?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
All right, Well, Matt, there you go, and Gina, yeah,
there it.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Goes your your confidence and a sweet Well, Matt, you
still have one more question here in order to win
this round of the d y Q.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Question number three. In the Bible, Moses spoke to a
burning what.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
All right, No for Jonathan, yes for both, And this
is just now taking this pen cap off. I know
he's probably trying to figure out what the letters look like,
so I can run them down and I'll say yes
for I think Menace and Sammy sweep this week, so

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I'll say no Jonathan, yes Sammy and Menace.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Greg Gory, Okay, I'm gonna start with Jonathan, and that's
a no. Right Sammy, I'm gonna say yes for some reason.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't know why. Menas is the wild card. Here's
a wild card. I'm gonna say, sorry, buddy, no, no, Uh,
Gina Gratt, do.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
I learn nothing because I'm going three yes'.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Three yeses again? Yeah all right, Morgan.

Speaker 16 (25:56):
No for Jonathan, Yes for Sammy and Menace.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yes, Sammy and menace. Okay, uh now medicine, Sammy, what
do you think about our drunk friend Jonathan? Will he
get this question right?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
No? No? All right, Matt? What do you think I
got on this one? Sure? This is make or break?
You're saying, no, yeah, you can't pull that regis on me.
I'll just I'm just making sure that.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
On the maker, I'm saying, on the maker breaks a
chance to reconsider.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
That's okay, all right? Question number three here on the
d u y Q. In the Bible, Moses spoke to
a burning what menace? Sammy? Sweet, that is a sweep.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Now, Matt said that our drunk Jonathan will not get
it right, and if that is the case, he will
be the winner of the duy Q.

Speaker 15 (26:48):
In the Bible, Moses spoke to a burning what Jesus
writes a blood.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
A blunt Jesus strength and blood? Oh blood? Okay, I
thought would have been better, lud. All right, well he
either way. Matt.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Congratulations, you are the winner of this week's d u
i Q. Lloyd, thank you so much, Surah for listening
to the Woody Show. Do me a favor.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. You
have yourself a great weekend. All right? Likewise, alright, there's
Matt Our winner on the d UYQ.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Guys, right, why am I shocked? He didn't know?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Wem See, we're not shocked, I know, but we've been
doing this for a long time.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
I think if you went back through school today, you'd
be shocked quite literally to learn how little they're teaching kids.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
But it's just what we thought was general world knowledge.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
I mean, I'm not sure they're covering the burning bush
unless they're like in some kind of like private Christian schools.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
I'm not even Christian, and that's just like pop culture knowledge.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like, if you're younger, I can
understand you not knowing because they're not teaching that in school.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Protest it's not necessary with them. What are they teaching them?

Speaker 9 (27:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
What is it? What's going to do your taxes? Right?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah? How to have a budget? We do your own laundry?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
You you do that in a month? What's the other
eighteen years? We're back show.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
A d you I cues learn more and more about
Gina Graddar I knew his full time member of the show.
She said that she's never thrown up from alcohol. I
wish well, no, Greg, are you the one said you've
never had You've never had a headache, but not like
an alcohol just in general, you've never had a headache.

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Maybe maybe one.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Yeah, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Maybe two. I think it's incredible you've never thrown up
from I'm.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Not a huge drinker. But also yeah, I don't know.
I've I've held many a girl's hair. Well she did it,
but I've never done it.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You've never barked, like even the next day hangover, like
maybe not in the moment, like Menace will do what
he calls a reset where he throws up while he's
drinking so he can drink more. Yeah, I've puked dumpsters
full of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
That's the thing, though, I will do almost anything to
avoid puging. That is the most upsetting thing in the
whole world.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Start having a conversation off the air, and somebody asked
the question, would you rather cry or puke?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
At easy? Cry all day?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah? And then Greg said you'd rather. I said, I
said puke because I think and I thought you loved crying.
I do.

Speaker 9 (29:25):
I love sad movies, I love sad songs. I like
to you put songs asleep. Yeah, sad songs in order
to tear up. But I don't want to cry if
it's like a for real reason.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Interesting as we manufactured.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, Like I love a sad movie. I love crying
during that, but I'd rather puke than cry. I think
you look less ridiculous when you're puking. Really, yeah, I
mean nobody likes puking obviously. Look at people's like crying face,
like people's orgasm face. Cry.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Morgan saw me cry forty minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeahah, yeah, you weren't on any better, by the way. Okay,
are you a fan of drinking in general?

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I'm not a huge drinker.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It's more about drugs, I think.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Oh yeah, I love a good, good recreational.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Something that you know, what is what is?

Speaker 12 (30:11):
Then?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
What is that for you? You're talking like weed and.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
You know, it's all very CD, It's all very okay.
I've tried pretty much everything, but I am very lucky.
I don't have an addictive personality. It's not my thing.
So you can try and be like just curious about
stuff like that's that was cool. I get it, and
then I move on and you know, move on with
my life.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
But from like a recreational standpoint, like what.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I do about I don't like you know, like a
th HC if it's okay, right, I mean, I've tried
mushrooms ecstasy.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I gotta take you more for like a mushrooms person.

Speaker 11 (30:47):
That you do.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
There's another friend that we have, No, there's there's another
friend that we have that's really into this chocolate that's
got mushrooms in it.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I tried that, did I did?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
It?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Wasn't that earth shattering?

Speaker 12 (31:01):
Well?

Speaker 9 (31:03):
I think it was psychosomatic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I
so little of it or I ate so little of it.
But it made me more talkative.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
If that's But you have.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
To be careful with anything that you eat instead of
like smoke or do it because you're like this doesn't work,
let me eat the whole thing and then emergency room you.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Think you're dying exactly. Well, I share that story. Just recently,
I drink that hundred milligrams on an empty stomach of
the weed seltzer on the floor. But I like doing
anything like there are six hundred milligrams. I've tried to
get you to drink at home, but you won't. I
won't trink at home. It's so relaxing, it's weird. I

(31:40):
have alcohol like throughout my house. I got a ton
of it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I don't same because I won't drink it home. I
don't do any kind of like nothing. I know, weed, no, no, anything.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You're a square, so boring in your lounger. Yeah, I
do like articula, but I'm not. I have no motivation
to drink when I'm alone or so those people are
like people are lower like Okay, maybe.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Yeah, all nurse of whiskey all night, that'll be great.
But other than that, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Let's go the on. The text for the would you
rather puke or cry? Was such a random question.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
But I just can't believe it's a contest.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, I say puke. Greg says puke. You say crying menace,
I say puke, all down cry.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Gender thing.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I don't know. Well, like I said, I would rather
puke if the crying was for a real reason. Okay,
it's more the reason, yes that he's scared of, not
like if I'm crying for real something something bad, it's
bad or said this is this goes back to what
Gina just said. It is a gender thing because women
cry over everything and and nothing the drop of a head.

(32:44):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Therefore it's more emotionally regulated or right.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Regulate.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Yeah, you want exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Throw a marathon unbalanced? Yeah? Regulated?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
I I loved it.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
That makes more like chaos.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
It only makes sense to Sammy more.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Show because come up next same way. Hang on. I
think what you're talking about that sensation.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I think it's I think.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
There may be some kind of effect where you know
you've gone.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I can feel the warrant kind of like heading down
toward my pest day. I was shocked and appalled and
just horrified. It's crazy as hell. Say your lighting pubic
cat was everywhere.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Let's get rocked. It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Friday Morning, September thirteenth, twenty twenty four. Woodie, that's Greg Goring,
Hi Menace, Happy Friday to you, sir.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Happy Friday, Woody.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
There's a sea bass. Yeah, we got Sammy. Gina grad
is here, our newest full time show member.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Phones are up in forty eight seven seven forty four.
What he hit us up with the over to to
nine eighty seven. Today is Friday the thirteenth. It's the
first of two Friday the thirteenth this year. The second
one is gonna be in December. But I mean, do
you care?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That's the question.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
We were kind of talking about that a little bit earlier.
I mean, the overwhelming majority don't. Even the little people
are asked, do you think Friday the thirteenth is an
unlucky day? Eighty percent of people said either definitely or
probably not. Eleven percent are on the other team. They
say that today is either definitely or probably unlucky. Unlucky

(34:37):
women twice is likely to believe that Friday the thirteenth
is unlucky.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I mean, there was a big deal when I was
in elementary school.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Yeah, when you're yeah. But my guess is the delivery
rooms and hospitals are very quiet today because I don't
think anyone schedules their c sections and stuff for I
think they move it if it's Friday the thirteenth. That's
my guess.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Like, hold it in, put a plug in, exactly real hard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
To celebrate today being part of the thirteenth, Krispy Kreme
is gonna let you buy a dozen donuts or a
sixteen pack of their minis at regular price, and then
you can get another dozen of original Glazer.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Just thirteen cents.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Sounds lucky to me.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Now, this deal is today only, Greg, does it have
to be on the app or the website? I'm gonna
say yes. The answer is no, that's being normal. You
just have to use the promo code thirteen. But you
can order in store, use the app or the website,
but they will limit you to only one thirteen cent dozen,
So you're gonna have to figure out what to do

(35:34):
with your two dozen donuts if you need more.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Are they still doing those Doctor Pepper joints? I don't
know the Barbie stuff, Barbie's lest time mysel. Yeah, they
were just doing those limited for a minute, because you know,
I'm on that Dr Pepper kick, which, by the way,
is like the second most selling soda in America now.
Sody Sody, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
It's based on the taste of prune.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, or cherry. I thought it was more like a cherry.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
They said it was a missive mess. Yeah, you've a
life lost. Unfortunately, we're onto the Barbie joints. No doctor Peppers?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Oh cool? You know how I feel about Christy Kreme. Yeah,
you love it, worship it. No veryted. There's a story
in the news story about a fifty eight year old woman.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
This is in Canada. She was at a backyard barbecue
and she's just playing with some of the neighborhood kids.
She picks up this water gun starts chasing them around. Right,
It's like a super soaker kind of water gun. And
in the course of all the fun, she accidentally sprayed
the next door neighbor who was about three feet away
from her cutting his grass.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
And she would welcome that and she apologized, but the
guy called the cops. Well, here's the woman talking to
the news about what happened.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
When they arrived, they had told my husband to bring
your wife out of the backyard, that I'm being charge
with assault with a weapon. They didn't ask me one
single question. They didn't interview one single person. I've cried
myself to sleep many nights.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, I mean, come on here. So she works as
an educational assistant. They put her on leave. Oh what
just a technicality because any employee who has been charge
of the crime has to get it all cleared up
before they're allowed to come.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Back to work.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
All the other neighbors say, this guy always a problem.
He's the neighborhood jerk. He's like Sea Bass. He calls
the cops for any reason at all, all the time,
even minor little things. But that I do it for
a good reason. She'll be of everyone better. She'll be
in court later on this month. There's a crowdfunding campaign
that was set up to help her with her legal fees.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
If this guy's always doing this, why would the cops
just take him on blind faith?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I mean because technically, and we hear stories about how
somebody threw a piece of pasta at somebody and that's
technically assault.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Right, but it's still not you.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
They don't have to arrest you. There's still officer discretion.
Even if the person says I want to press charges
for assault. Again, we've we've heard of that before. Pressing
charges isn't a thing that's there, something that made up
in TV and movies. It's still up to the officer
and the district attorney after them. So I guess if
you really wanted to push it, you could file the
police report and then file your own lawsuit.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I guess citizens they could like something like you could
always you can sue anybody for anything civilly, of course,
but get putting the cuffs on is the officer's discretion.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Always, Yeah, I agree with that, and then go on
living next door to you gotta yeah, and you're right
like you're out there cutting the grass. You think it'd
be like, okay, thanks Joan, Yeah, haven't got out there
eight seven four Wooding.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
You can hit us of the text over to two
to ninety seven Friday check ins which you got going
on this weekend. Make sure you include your name and
what part of town you're listening to the Woodie Show
this morning, Just like a little roll call, a little
just let us know that you're out there, you're listening,
you're hanging, but thank you for being here.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
More wood he shows next. I'll be right back wood Show. Yeah.
So SpaceX launched another rocket last night. I found him
something right Falcon Noise.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Yesterday he pulled off the first all civilian spacewalk bless
your walk, more like I stick your head out the
car window kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
But the footage is really cool.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
So two of the four astronauts, they spent about ten
minutes outside the ship. They had helmet cams on, and
so you got a really cool view from that. That
billionaire guy, he stuck his hat out and he said,
quote back at home, we all have a lot of
work to do, but from here it shut looks like
a perfect world out. Yeah, where can you you a

(39:51):
favorite seat?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Can you find me that? Shatner? Oh yeah, pretty much?
Can you find that the folder there, blue aff old rocket? Yeah,
because he went up with he did go with Bezos. Yeah,
near spaces.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Was ninety years old, hellthynety two.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, it's crazy. Oh jesus, this is where he went
up into the you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
That That pretty much what Amazon Jeff Bezos, the Blue
Origin rocket does. It goes up there rocket, It climbs, climbs,
climbs kind of like hangs for a second and then
starts coming back.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
That's glorified Carnie ride. Yeah, which I would love. I mean,
that'd be cool to me. That's I would do it
just for the experience that but I still want to
be in space.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
For twenty four hours. But this was William Shatner's reaction.
This is him as he's experiencing that.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh Jesus, I can't believe this. Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (40:55):
Oh wow, oh yeah, Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
My goodness me. Oh, I'm great girl ninety three or whatever.
Down's a little bit more vocabulary than it would be stunning,
I mean really incredible.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Yeah, but after the first three oh, the next time
I get it on with my husband, I'm gonna say, oh,
my goodness me.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
It turns out the two astronats that are stuck on
the space station could have come home on Boeing's Star linership.
The one that got damaged because it parachuted down ended
with a nice soft touchdown in the desert of New Mexico,
performed as expected. NASA said, if they had people on board,
it would have been fine, just the same, safe, successful landing. Ah,
but you know hindsight twenty twenty, and I guess it's

(41:42):
better safe than sorry.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
That would be very bad for them and those people
didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I would just like I would radio up to the
space station and they go, well, how to go? Oh
it was awful. The thing broke up into a billion pieces.
Guys are still there? Yeah, that's what I would have said.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Well, the SpaceX guys were up there walking around and
poking their heads out. They should have stopped by say hello, Yeah, sure, rolls,
we can't stop by.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
We're on our way home. Yeah, see you guys later.
That's want some tang.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
It certainly doesn't feel this way, but according to the numbers,
unruly behavior on airplanes over the last three years is down,
and not just a little. It's down seventy five percent
in that time.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Still higher than it was before COVIDE over the last
three years is the main part of that, but better
than it was during COVID. The FAA released some stats,
so they only got like fifteen hundred reports since January
compared to almost six thousand in that same time in
twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
That's cause the masks. That was the mask.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, so the reasons that you know, people were beating
each other up on planes more than they do now
because now there's no mask mandates which caused most of
those fights. When they were dropped in twenty twenty two,
they say the incidents fell by fifty percent in a
single week.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Different people are also traveled because when the airline slashed
the prices to get people flying again, that brought a
lot of undesirables, the rookie rookie flyers who didn't know.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
The rules con air up there.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well, you went from Greyhound to oh I can actually
fly a plane now.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
That plus in general, more vacation less business travelers. And
finally the airlines they're serving booze again. Now it's the
opposite of what they thought. They thought that removing the
booze would help the problem, but what happened is people
just got drunk in the airport before they got on
the plane, and that just made things worse.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah, they're way too wet, because honestly, on a plane,
what's less time you ordered six drinks worked forgetting on
that flight. I don't even think they will serve you
six drinks, true, Maxim, Let's see Greg. But Greg, would
you tell I don't think Gina knows your cocktail for flying.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Before flying two beers in a Xena and then on
the flight maybe depending on how long I would say
one or two drinks.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Could you sound that because you're a nervous flyer or
you're an odd fly you're kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah, I've gotten better because of therapy, but I can't
drink on planes. That would make see again, like, because
I'm so afraid of puking. I think that that would
like supercharge it, like the altitude and the liquor.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
So when you went to therapy for flying, yeah, because
what do they tell you? Oh so, And it wasn't
that stuff that I was talking about before about British
Airways has like they take you up and you landed
the same airport later.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
I love that. No, I had to go to therapy
because for my last job, we were flying every weekend,
I mean all over the place la, I mean, we
were always on the road, and I was like, I
got to take care of this man, because this is
going to be horrible. So yeah, I mean, Greg, I'd
like to I'd like to work with you.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I would love that.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
But I've told you this more sounds so stupid and
I think of it every time.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
This wasn't the.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Thing that did it for me, but it does make
me laugh, so I think about it. One time, my
therapist said, remember, when you're flying, there are three businesses.
God's business, the pilot's business, in your business. And what
does that mean, Like, you know, God or whoever you
believe that kind of just keeps the world doing its thing.
You don't worry about that. The pilot went to pilot school.

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He knows what he's doing. Your business is to sit
there and relax and shut up and watch a movie
and not cause any trouble.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
And that you paid for that advice.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
I have like a ten dollars copay, so it's basically free.
But I I really had sitting there. I didn't feel
like it was a waste of time because I think
of that, I'm like, Okay, this is all I got
to do is relax. All I got to do is relax.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Why the world is game worst?

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I can talk about this for years now. Therapy is
killing everyone. It's ruining the world. My an's a therapist.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I dontly what do we here? What we just hear
didn't make it to make her feel better. It did.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
That's like I think it's still I mean what you
just said. I don't think therapy is silly. For the record,
I don't think there. I don't think therapy is still
at all.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Because it's overused. But it's a prescribe.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Use your therapy. When people use therapy to avoid doing stuff,
I totally agree with you. When it's exposure therapy, you
can handle this, get over yourself. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
It's giving more people of an option not to be
able to handle things.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I think it's the opposite unless you have at that.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Yeah, it's yes, it's because it's it's to what MENA
point is like, we found that trigger warnings cause more stress.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I agree that I agree with it.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
And thinking about your problems a i e. Therapy causes
more stress, but not.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Thinking about it though it's dealing with it.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
But aren't those people the ones who are more like
self diagnosing, Like those are the people who are going
to therapy, Like I don't think the therapist is giving
them the idea of a well being aware of what
makes you behave a certain way or think a certain way.
That's just awareness.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Yeah, But like I.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Think the people who are.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Putting trigger warnings on Netflix it's insane and things like that,
or that's what we're saying, is it spills out.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
It's there are certain cases that do definitely need it.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
But it does depend what kind of therapy you go to,
because personally I go to cognitive or I did go
to cognitive behavioral therapy, which is we're not really interested
on why you're like this, We just want to get
you through it and get you back on track. But
I think that's great.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Put a medication. No, okay, so it's not like one.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Of those no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
I think it depends on the person who's going to therapy.
You have to be willing to do the work and
wanting to do the work and wanting to recognize sort
of what you're there for. And plenty of people can
go to therapy and be not interested in implementing things
and continuously go to therapy.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
One thing I will say, you know, to Seabass's point,
is that people wear all their things like sponsorship patches
on a NASCAR jumpsuit totally. You know, everybody kind of
used to keep like everything like it's fine, Like you
could be aware of it, you can get treatment for
it or whatever, but like you kind of kept that.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
It's like politics and religion.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
You kind of kept that stuff to yourself and you
dealt with it in your own way privately.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Now it's the first thing, hi, and I'm a And
then companies and places figure it out that they can monetize, yes,
mental health, and then they just like want people to
share all this crap.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
All right, let me ask you a question. Do you
think that the world people would be better? Like you say,
everybody saw a therapist or everybody not every week or what,
but everybody went to do you think it would be
better or worse the world?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
You think it would be worse.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
And that's what we're talking about, because it's we're getting
to that point. You don't on dating apps you see
green flags. I look for is in therapy. Therapy is
is becoming again not all cases, is becoming like chiropractic
where oh, it's the new palm readers right where it's hey,
let's get you in the door and then you keep coming.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
It sounds like that is your hour to deal with
it privately.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And no, we're people that were honest with ourselves. People
know absolutely honest with ourselves, and we know ourselves and
we know why the way we act and it's not
to us.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Why how do you fix it?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Fix it by being honest with yourself. I feel like
I'm very honest knowing what your problems and your issues
are and it's up to you to change the way,
change your behavior you want to change. I feel like
I'm very honest. You're an adult, this is this is so,
But I'm saying so like I have I have gotten

(49:20):
great benefit from I haven't seen somebody consistently.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
It's like on and off thing over the years. But
I feel like I'm very honest about myself.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Uh that I feel as honesty, but it turns out
isn't necessarily honest, you know. Like I'm sitting there like, dude,
like what a what a loser?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
What A?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
But I beat myself up more than so that's not
good even though I feel like that's true. And so
if that becomes a problem, how do I work myself
out of that?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
On it again? You could be one hundred percent honest
with yourself, but it's still up to you to change
your behavior or not right.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Everything is like how do you go about like like
in other words, like how do I step out there?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Adult? Dude?

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Like to therapy?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Ever, I've I've been in rooms where other people had
to go through therapy and I was asked to be
a part of it.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
So let's just get understand what you guys are going
for here again, aunt, I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I'm just curious. Practicing practicing therapist has been for decades
and it's a lot like we talk about, there's too
many lawyers and so they go out creating lawsuits and
looking for problems, same issue with therapists. There are obviously.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Good reasons for it, like I said, but we've pumped
out so many and now they're spilling over another school
counselors and things like that, where now people are looking
for problems, looking for emotional issues, looking to put people
in therapy.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Who don't need to be in therapy. That the chiropractor
analogy applies there, does therapy have a place? Yeah, I
just said it five times. I'm just clarifying.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
I think the problem is everybody's biased about their own
self view. So what you're saying, Woody is you're honest
with yourself, but your view of what you're doing wrong.
So you might be saying something like, oh, I had
an argument with my wife and I was being supportive,
but in reality, maybe you weren't. And that's what the therapist.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Why is it that here's a question because I can't
figure out the answer, no matter how honest, And I'm
looking at myself and look at like my thing has
always been. I get nervous, and I find myself getting
like a really anxious and my sleep is all messed up.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
When I feel like things are going too.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Well, I'm like, all right, all right, bring it up.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, and so it prevents me from ever enjoying when
things are good, and then when things are bad, it's almost.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Like okay, well this this is more. Yeah, this is reality.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
What I was just experiencing I didn't enjoy because that
wasn't real. Like I don't know the answer that, So
like that's why I figure, like, Okay, maybe somebody can
help me out with that. I should have just asked medicine.
Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
That's your personality type, that's where you feel more comfortable.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, but you think people can't change.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
But is that healthy? Is that maybe for you? Maybe
for you it is that that's what makes you happy.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It's not a happy because you can't enjoy those things.
You can't yolo like Greg's been doing. Also talking about
all that stuff is mad boring.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
That's also true. Yeah, Well, I mean if it's your
own stuff, like talk about therapy, Well, I'm thinking if
it's your own stuff.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
So I think what menace is kind of saying if
I can help a little buddy here.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Thank you. You're very well spoken on this stuff, is
that therapy has infected a therapeutic language has infected. So Sichy.

Speaker 6 (52:34):
I agree where now like if Venice stubs his toe,
that's a trauma that he has to then deal with it.
And as opposed to medicine, I think is saying and
not maybe he's eloquently is you know it's no, it's
I don't have to dwell over every single thing.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Everything is civil, correct.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I agree with that. But but because the therapeutic languages
and people and that's the other thing about therapy is
because unlike actual medicine, you're not like a real doctor
is doing something to your body. He's sewing you up,
giving you drugs that have active ingredients. So when you
go to a therapist, you think after maybe a couple
of years, especially oh it's just talking, I can talk
to people. And then you go out and you start therapy,

(53:10):
therapeuprising so usual work, correct, you know, just because you.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Don't just become a therapist because you feel like.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
You start using it, but you start using their language.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Well they can ignore these people.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
But what I'm saying is that and then that's what
I'm talking about, how everything's a trauma, everybody's a narcissist.
Everything is that it infects the whole like language, but.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Society wise, fine, but if you just focus on your
own issues like me or what are your whatever being Like,
I'm going to spend this hour and I'm going to
try and get this figured out because I know I
can live a happier, better, easier, greater life and then
come back.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
For some reason, you don't because you keep on going
back to therapy. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
I don't think he's getting it.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
No, no, no, you just don't get it. It just
it doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Do you think it's a one and done. You're rewiring
your synapses in your brain. It takes more than an hour.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Look, I think everybody could benefit from it. I think
Menace would probably learn a lot about himself.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh, I say it's up to me the change.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Though, if I'm not saying you guys sit around and
be like what's best talking about being a victim and whatever?
I think you you might find it actually kind of fascinating, Like,
oh I never thought about it that way. That's kind
of interesting, And it could open up a whole other
you know, idea whole new world.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yeah right, yeah, in a way.

Speaker 17 (54:22):
All right, maybe vagina too, Yeah, if that was the case,
Like I said, if I hadna for a day, I'd
be sticking.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Everything up there. Okay, break anyway, pushed theification of America. Yeah, bro,
thank you back it.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Show.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
All right, Well that was a spirited discussion.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Interesting, informative, eye.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Opening really really, some might say, all right, speaking of.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Emotions and jump, we were talking about would you rather
puke or cry?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I said puke?

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Greg said puke, which I was surprised because I know
I do like to cry it. Greg does enjoy a
good cry, but for musical or movie reasons. But fellas,
we need to have a conversation with the hell's going on.
A recent survey found that men are three times more
likely to cry in public than their fathers.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
What different generation.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Yeah, the average man has cried in public fourteen times
in his adult life.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
What okay, I don't think I've ever seen an adult life. Yeah,
that's that's shocked.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
When you're a kid. Sure, what a funeral? Their father's
cried in an average of five times? Still do that.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
The survey also found that women cry sixty two times
a year, Yeah a day, which is twice as often
as men, and an average of more than once a week.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Wow, that's a bit much.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
That does seem a bit much.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Well, I mean, you guys cry over everything. Like you
watch a TV show and something sweet happens. You're like public,
you're doing that whole like waving your eye with your hand.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Thing once a week. That seems excessive.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah, forty percent of men have cried in front of
other people in the past year. The average man cries
thirty times a year total between his public and private sessions,
and it lasts about two minutes each time. Eighty percent
of men have cried from a TV show that has
never happened, really never, No, I've gotten close on a

(56:25):
couple of those videos, like you see like a you know,
soldier comes home surprised with the kids at school or
this is real life. Yeah, and because that happened, the
weepy woody thing is what. Yeah, I don't know what
you did with your big post or sea. Yeah, but yeah,
so that's what the weepy woody thing. Because like more
and more of those things I'll see, like or when
someone's been separated from their dog for a while and
the dog sees them and their whole body is just

(56:47):
out of control, like shaking and waggon and s.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (56:49):
See right there, you were a big BRA's anatomy fan.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
But I was never No, but I was never like
crying over it. Twenty percent of cried over a news story.
Thirteen percent have cried because of sports. You would think
that would have been the case too, but no, I know,
I'm shocked that you haven't. Half of men have tried
to explain crying by saying there was something in their eye,
like one and three have tried to hide it by yawning,
blamed their contacts, and three percent claim that they got

(57:15):
hot sauce in their eye like a man.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
Show.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Oh, let's to ask you guys, did anybody catch the the.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Dead bird where the lobby door yesterday morning? Oh?

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Really?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Was it a big one? It was large? What kind
of bird it was? Like? It was big? And that
was yesterday on the way in Yeah, like right, did
you see it messt the photo Oka? Yeah, Yeah, I
wouldn't say it was blocking the lobby door, but it was.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
You wouldn't be You wouldn't you'd have if you opened
the door that door, you.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
It would all kinds of animal. I mean, you could
still get in the point was you have to wait
for somebody to come and I've seen deer there, raccoons,
a possums, baby rabbits, rabbit raccoons, a lot of rabbits,
tons of rabbits. Any coyotes No, but I saw one
driving to work the other day, coyote running super quick.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
This bird was not small and very dead.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
And I had had like a long proboscos. Yeah, beak,
proboscis brown.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
I've never heard that fo. You never heard proboscis. No, No,
I've heard nosem bag poscos. I've not heard speak English.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
It flew into the door.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
It must have been a really clean door.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Yeah, and that if someone's trying to send a message, yeah,
a message eight seven seven forty four, Wooding, you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
The story keeps popping up today, so I'll met. I
know we mentioned it when we first heard about it,
but the Unicode Standard, that's the group responsible for creating new.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Emojis, okay, now eight new ones okay.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
But we talked about him when it first came out,
because you said you would use the under bags face
under eye bags. You know there's one. It's a fingerprint,
a purple splat and a shovel.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Just cover the other ones. Okay, I'm getting to turn up.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
We're getting a leafless tree, a harb and the official
flag of Sark, which is an island in the English channel.
But then we read like one of these software updates
is coming out. You're gonna be able to make your
own emojis.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
And yeah, but it's the latest Apple, So we're gonna
put these Unicode standard people out of business. Yeah, we're
going to make our own. Yeah, it doesn't even matter.
I don't think so, harp, do we need one context?

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Would you use a heart?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
What context would use? Half the crap it's on that?

Speaker 6 (59:53):
I think the harp would the code for what happened
to on his flight the other day?

Speaker 4 (59:59):
It does, Yeah, yeah, you put dumb the praying hands
halo isn't the praying hands.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
That's really like a high five though, right, But everyone
uses praying hands and they try to animate it, so
it looks like you're clapping clapping. Yeah, but everyone is, yeah,
pray praying, but nobody claps like that. Nobody know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Yeah, you're not one of those little monkeys with the
simple Maybe the harping is like, don't harp on things.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
And we are in two another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning. It's
September the thirteenth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
My name is what that is?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Greg Gory? Good morning, there is menace? What is seabasses?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Here? There's Sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Our newest full time show member is Gina Grat she's here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
We got bored, we got Caroline, we got Morgan, our
associate producer. Vaughan's our video producer. And you on the
phones if you want to call in be part of something.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody is the number. That's
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Woody. Hit us up with the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Text over to two two nine eight seven, Greg Gory, Woody.
So the people that make ozempic and wagovi no vote nor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Disc I'm listening is the names they're not to become hero.
This is what I think it is. Yeah, they have
developed and this is what you've been waiting for. A pill.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Standing out, A pill that can cause weight loss of
up to thirteen percent in just three months.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Oh Greg, that the downside is this pill works way
worse than the shot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh wait, it works better?

Speaker 12 (01:01:42):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah? Trial on the avail twenty six. I think, right,
what are you really wait? There's this is what he's
reporting is the initial trials.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
It's all get your trial, Greg, Yeah, can you start it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
You didn't qualify before, but now after your whole sweet
potato and you know cottage cheese died that you've had
for the last however many months.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
You certainly would never be able to do this thing again.
If you can do it like online exactly the trial,
you would never test into the trial. Right, that's a
good point. I have to see you in person. Well,
maybe it's on zoom. You do a filter fat filter, Yeah, camera,
we'll figure it out anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
So it's a tablet you take every day, mimic the
whole appetite suppressing hormone like ozebic does. But this is
a hormone that makes people feel full and helps control
blood sugar. And so the volunteers they were taking like
fifty milligrams of this, they lost an average of ten
point four percent of their body weight over three months.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Damn those who took twice as much, which keeps shoveling.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
That's the maximum dose they've tested. Those people lost thirteen
point one percent took three years, right, Oh no, it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Took three months. But still, but what about if you
started like three hundred pounds, you know, goes faster. Do
you have the story about the like, how do you
get down to like one eighty from three hundred down
to one eighty?

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
Yes, just take longer than three months, but he wants.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
That in three months from Well, if you just keep
on taking it, will it take you down?

Speaker 11 (01:03:16):
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Well who's the guy that was over? The guy was
super skinny and gaunt and doing oh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Yeah right yeah, oh yeah, not look good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
What's the you'll you'll know maybe who this guy is minute,
there's this Uh. I never heard the term until about
two months ago. Muck bang Yeah, the bang? Oh the
famous guy avocado?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah just is that okay? Sounds for me. Yeah, what
he did was genius. Bang is Korean for just eating
a bunch of food on kid, for gorging, and so yeah,
he was famous for gorging because he was famous. He
started gorging skinny was a little twink, yeah, and then
he got really really likends really fat. I think he

(01:03:55):
almost got to he was wearing pounds. Yeah, he was
a huge, and then what he did was because he's
very smart. He I guess he gorged almost every single
day and recorded it and then just started releasing the
videos over a two year period, where people, yeah, where
people thought that he just was continued continuing to gorge,

(01:04:18):
but he was actually he lost two hundred and fifty
secretly losing weight while these videos were being uploaded, these
fat videos of him, and then he he's like, hey,
check it out. Mind blown, mind blown. Two years later
he's super skinny.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
So here's anything. So he lost two hundred and fifty pounds.
But then after he did the big reveal, he gave
all the fans what they wanted, a new muck.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Bang again, hugeodles. I was watching that, Who like, I
want to watch this fact I eat food? Yeah, I
don't get it. But the only part that sucked about this, though,
is his comeback video was like super weird. Yeah two steps. Yeah,
he was talking like he was Batman. Yeah steps. He

(01:04:59):
kild have came back with like a cooler video.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
What's up, guys?

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
It could have been like Oprah pulling a wagon of
rather fast Yeah, did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You see that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
They're Kate Moss's sister says she overdosed on Ozpi, greg
is what is possible?

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
So what happens if you o d well? She said she's.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Only too hot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
By the way, she was only ten pounds to start
with and what yes ten wow stream Okay, there's okay
good Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Oh yeah, so she I guess she kind of got
like a little sicky or whatever, sicky and the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Tummy well she probably or something right, threw up some
oh no odeed.

Speaker 9 (01:05:34):
So now if it's a daily pill, what if it's
daily like four pills, it's gonna take the process.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Then you can overdose on anything tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
I know another account that it's being the people watching
doing things online. There's this guy, big fat dude. It's
a pretty funny thing though, John breaks bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I tried to play that for you.
It's funny. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
So people will send him something like something they want
to tell somebody, and it could just be like, it
doesn't have to be somebody who you like, Like it'd
be like, you know, somebody in the office you can't
stand and like, but you don't want to do it yourself,
and so you'd hit him up and then he his
account is it's just a video of him he's sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
He looks at the big fat dude from Lost. What
was his name?

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah, yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Yeah. Anyway, so he's sitting there, John over a family Future.
It looks like he has like a podcast set up,
and then he's just making these calls.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Yeah, he's like, oh, hey, uh Greg, it's John from
John Breaks Bad, Joe's your coworker, wants you to know
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Blah blah blah blah bah blah, and the middleman. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I don't know if they're all real or not. I
don't even care because a lot of them are funny.
Some of them are dumb, but some of them are funny.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
I could see it me pranking. Hey, menace, you've got herpes?
And yeah, he calls.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Yeah, but you know, if you've got some bad news.
Some people are just not good with that kind of stuff.
They're non confrontational and yeah, it's gonna be a little
awkward face to face.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Some of the videos are like break up and stuff.
Yeah it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can set
us a text over to two to ninety seven. Let's
take a break quickly and then we come back. What
do you Show Family Feud? Yeah, that's some good news.
This is where Sea Bass has hit the streets and
talked to somebody. And unlike the Family Feud television game
show where they've surveyed one hundred people, this is just

(01:07:24):
talking to one person and we got to put ourselves
try it in their shoes and what would they say?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
And do we have a prize for grabs some kind
of yes, you do it? And it's something I'm putting.
I'm putting myself out there. I'm doing something Greg, you're
now in the trial for.

Speaker 12 (01:07:43):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
It's something that I don't want to do, but you
guys will enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Well we'll find out what that is what we can
earn if we win this round of what do you Show?
Family Feud? That's coming up next?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Hang on to show a bit you saying something about
photograph and then also this text that has got nine
to eight? Where the hell's that? Knowing too? Eight?

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Today's my father's birthday. We're traveling from Arizona to California.
My dad is a huge fan of Your Guys show.
Listen to you guys every morning. His name is Joey Soto.
If you guys could wish him a happy birthday or anything.
It would make his day, well, happy birthday, Joey, birthday, Joey.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
And I thought that is super sweet. That's a that's
a good boy. That's a good son, Arizona. It could
be a daughter flags dad. I'm assuming son, so Tuskin.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
So anyway, I guess one of my son's friends, their
parents were like, oh, his dad's a radio DJ. And
so the friend was trying to figure out, like going
on the social media and trying to figure out, like
who what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Who's your dad?

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
You know, like all because they were on the Instagram
and then and my son actually hurt my feelings, like
legit hurt my feelings, which is so uncharacteristic a lot
of time, I think you just because it's my son. Yeah,
And the way he said it to his friend, he goes,
he's the fat guy with the beer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
I was thinking like, oh, you don't want to see him,
he's not interested.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
No, no, no, no no, that guy with the beer,
fat guy with the beard, and it like legit, I'm
over it now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I'm over it now. But I am. I am. But
in that in that moment, it kind of hurt my feelings.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Like you what up, dude?

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Dude seriously, So you're fat all the time, which is true, Yeah,
which is true, but you just not coming from you
dog yeah wow yeah the one that's not supposed to
right wow. Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, you said photo and this
is about like I'm assuming this is the sun just
got me thinking about is this your your rock bottom?

Speaker 11 (01:09:47):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Yeah, I've been. I've been losing some weight, believe it
or not. Yeah, I told you, like I hit that
two ninety eight, like months and months and months ago,
and you know now I'm down fifty seven. Hell yeah,
So that's that's good for you a lot. Yeah, I'm
in double XLS now, you know it's good. Not that

(01:10:07):
still fat? Yeah, your Sun is ashamed of you. Yeah, exactly.
The show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
I'm very interested to find out what we're playing for
in this year and run the what do you Show Family.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Feud Pig Prize. Yeah, seas what you say. He said
it was something that I will just like doing immensely. Yeah,
but you guys will enjoy, Okay, we'll enjoy all right,
love that. Yeah, So what is what is that? What
are we playing for?

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
So we did it last year and we bring it
back with an extra twist. This year when you were
playing for a Sea Bass acting normal day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Like Jenifer for instance, you don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
I'll have to like say hello and good morning and
make small talk if you guys want to, and not
crap on stupid things you guys say, and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
He sneezes and we say bless you, he says thank.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
You, no thanks, sounds amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
And to top it off again, if you win, I
will do it on a date that I don't care about,
that that I would want to ignore.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I'll do it on my.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
Birthday, which is a Friday at the end of the month,
and I'll throw my.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Own birthday party.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Okay, okay, custom cakes. I'll acknowledge my birthday. I will
act normal, and when you say happy birthdays, I have
to be ignoring you or just telling you thank you
so much, happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
I was gonna say that's a good idea. I was
going to suggest, may the fourth be with.

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
You birthday is better.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Well, we were a cake on his birthday last year
and then he said it's not my birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
I was like, yes it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I almost like you guys down almost today.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
What does she have Family Feud now the TV version
of Family Feud. For the survey questions, they talked to
you one hundred people. But no, no, not in this version.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
It's just one person.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
But you're gonna get to know them more intimately to
give you a better chance. I'm guessing exactly what their
answers are, and I'm giving this person exact stuff from
the Family Feud game over the decades in fact, so
some of these questions might seem a little dated. But first,
to help you to know the person, I'll have her
introduce herself.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
How many do we have to get? You got to
get two out of five out of five, all right,
to get So he's a.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Lady who's going to tell you her name, her her occupation,
and again the name definitely not a made up jumble
of syllables.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Okay, just your first name, Lamanda and Lamanda. First off,
what do you do for a living?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Wait, said Denny's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
What's your favorite at the restaurant?

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Is the moons over Miami?

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
I love to look at the stars because it points
me in the right direction.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Do you believe in any of that stuff like astrology?
And yes, how does it help you to learn anything
from the stars or like say, oh, like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I just learned to It points me in the right
direction towards Denny's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, yeah, fair enough, and moon's over Miami. She likes
the moon, she likes the stars, she likes astrology. Well,
that makes sense. She likes moons over Miami. That's just
the name. Yeah, class, points are in the right direction. Yeah,
although I like to pick your own grand slam. Yeah,
that personally is my fair You still in this skillet
we learned recently, Woody.

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
After the show, sometimes we'll go sit at a Denny's
or an I Hop and just because with his briefcase,
we'll see and have breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yeah, my wife and kids are out of town. I
did that. I think I'll go to I Hop alone.
I like it. And it was it was the opposite
of sad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
It was.

Speaker 11 (01:13:21):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
It was a celebration because you could go hammer on
whatever you want. Yeah, not that hour. I'll meet my wife.
Sometimes we'll meet like the Denny's or an I Hop
or something after the show.

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
Wow, have sex in the poking line reminds me of
my parents. They have dinner at I Hop at like five, Dude, if.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
I can get my household on a five pm dinner
schedule changer.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Yeah, all right, that's Lamanda. Wait, here's a Dennis.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
All right, So we have these different questions. Each person
is going to get a question. We got to get
two out of the five or to win a sea
mass acting normal day.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Who's going to go first? Here?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
We'll start with Gina on this one, right, Gina, name
a famous Bill whom many people consider handsome, a man
named Bill or a woman named Bill, but many people
consider famous Bill handsome Bill, famous Bill for the last name,
of course.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
And I'm trying to guess what Lamanda.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Right, are we helping? Yes? Yes, you got to think
of like what would Bill Pullman, Bill Cosby?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Who would Lamanda? Who would be on Lamanda's radar?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Yeah, and
I think maybe you hit it with like a Bill
Clinton of Bill Cosby. It seems like, yeah, can we
ask her age thirty? Is Bill Gates?

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Bill Lambier. Oh there you go, try pistons. Oh yeah,
of the eighties Bill, not the science guy Bill Night. Yeah.
Oh god, Bill Belichick, Bill Burr.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Hey, look Bill, Bill Belichick is nailing some twenty five Yeah,
I think you need to put hot out of the
equip asian you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
To think of like anyone anybody Bill.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Bill, Billy be impressed by.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Yeah, although I don't agree. My first thought was Bill Cosby,
all right, Bill, Yeah, okay, I just I think she's
gonna have a hard time we'll say figuring out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Yeah, all right, let's see if we're on the board.
Name a famous Bill who many women consider her handsome?

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Gone. I could think of his Bill Cosby, but he's.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Not about nineteen seventy eight Bill Cosby, Yes, would double.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
No, but he is a famous Bill. So yeah, oh
my god, you are mensa? Yes? Does that disappoint you?
See mass that we got one right out of the gate.
I need to have a birthday partner. It's my best friends.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
She even said he's not hot, but I can't think
of anyone else.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Yeah, she got the who and the why. I know
it's really good work. We already got one point. All right,
when you show family feud, who's next?

Speaker 12 (01:16:08):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
This next one is for? Menace?

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Name something tourists? Menace does a lot of tourist Name
something tourists point up at?

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Oh, I mean you would think buildings, monuments? Yeah, like
the she's going to be she's going to say, like
she's going to say a plane or something cloud. Yeah,
not the Eiffel Tower. But because like if you're point, look,
there's the Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Sign, flag, a statue like with.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Building, structure, like all the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Like, I mean, you could say that, but it's more specific.
If okay, here's the deal. If you say building and
she says building, match, But if you say building and
she says Eiffel Tower, not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
A match, Okay, okay, structure that would be. If you
say structure and she says Eiffel Tower, she says the
Leading Tower Pizza not a match. Pizza structures. Yeah, the
Leaning Tower of Menace would go there. I've been to both.
And he put his mouth up on the Fall eight
pizza outside the Leaning Tower pieces. Yeah, you got it

(01:17:12):
all right. I was gassed that when I walked to
the top. I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Yeah, I'm gonna say like a building, a structure or whatever,
you know. I mean again, like the Eiffel Tower would
be too specific, so I would say building is probably safer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Building sign, Yes, sign sign, that's sign.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
They do look at planes when they're at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, I don't think she's
even gonna understanding the question. Else, my first cut was
Eiffel Tower. Eiffel Tower, something specific France exists. I'm sure
she does. There's some talent and stuff on there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
There's like, yeah, there's there's there's the way, she's where
she works. Do they have crapes on the Denny's menu?

Speaker 11 (01:18:00):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Having good denunciation, I can relate. Okay, let's go with
the Eiffel Tower. I mean, I think it's iffy, but
I'll find out. Okay, will do you show family feud?
Name something? Tourists point up at the moon? What's this
moon doing?

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
She loves the moon? Is she touring from Neptune.

Speaker 11 (01:18:28):
In there?

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
What's this moon doing in the city, saying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
She wouldn't know it? We didn't get that. There's always
another question. We want more.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Okay, again, this is an actual family feud question that
I got from not not from the Steve Harvey edition.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Though. Let's go with Sammy. Sammy, if you're dating a woman,
how much weight could she gain between dates without your noticing? Probably?
Are we the ranger? Do we have to get a
specific number? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:04):
Probably ten pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
That sounds good, right, I think ten or maybe five
or ten? Period? Weight got to get in her brain,
so maybe water thirty or something.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
Yeah, yes, yeah, but she's.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Probably gona throw out like a specific number, like fourteen
pounds pounds four ounce?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah, my boyfriend, Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
What would she say?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Like, can we get a five pound window? Between ten
and tentatively yes? Between five tentatively yes? Okay, she gives
like a specific number.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
It's like you say fifteen, If she says fourteen, I'll
give you. Yes, I'll give you your window.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Okay, that's okay, But you mean I think.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I would say's right, I would say like ten to fifteen.

Speaker 8 (01:19:48):
I'm saying ten pounds, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Ten pounds an any thing? Yeah, I say ten.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
But like, for instance, if you let's say, let's say,
for instance, you say five to ten and she says
ten to fifteen, Well, but she's going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
To give you a specific number, then I wouldn't give
you your window.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Okay, what's what's your final ten All show family feud.

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
If you were dating a woman, how much weight could
she gain in between dates without.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Your noticing what's going on? A tactful way to tell
a lady she's gained weight.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Well to me, I would just be basically, hey, you
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
All right, to the point, so we got the prize.
Only took you three questions nominally all right, so cool.
Now we can do the rest of it for fun Yeah,
for funies. Al right, great, that's awesome. Thank you Gina,
Thank you, Samy, are very welcome, brought home to win.

(01:20:49):
All right, what is your family feud? Let's go with
Greg Gory. Gregory, name a place what happened to official? Okay,
name a place where people wear very little clothing during
the winter. During the winter.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Oh yeah, something near the equator.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
So Australia. I've been Australian Christmas time and it's weird.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Give me, that's not their winter. That's not their winter though, Fiji, Singapore.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
But where where do you think she's from?

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
She might say? She told us, might say like Hawaii?
Hawaii is good answer? Under the moon? Recently have a
kid born in the Denny's, didn't we like six months ago?
I think so? Something Hawaii, Mexico, Florida, Florida, Hawaii. I
think Florida, like Key Western Florida and Hawaii or yeah,

(01:21:44):
what about you can always go like Jamaica or any
of those other com I think Florida is a good guy.
I think Florida. Let's go with Florida, Florida, Florida. Here,
what do you show family feud?

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
Name place where people wear very little clothing during the winter.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
In the house when I cook a kind of wear
booty shirts. And I haven't had a man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
For a long time, just waiting for the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
No, I just want I choose to be single.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Here you go, okay, sure you do. And the house,
the house. I'm sure she's choosing. I mean, come on, money,
Denny's money, and she's weigh into all the astrology here
booty shorts, booty shorts. Yeah, it's coming to a lot
of size as man as. Look at look at look

(01:22:47):
at all the athleisure were not necessarily athletics sizes. The founder,
I am, yeah, should be all right, Well no, no
point of that doesn't matter. This is all great. Hello one,
all right, well we have one more. What do you
show family feud? Then?

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
Something nice you get sick of saying during the holidays,
something nice you get sick of tired, happy holidays.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
That's the one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
She's gonna be Christmas war on Christmas. Yeah, like a
happy holiday. Which holidays are we talking about? Oh yeah,
just does she know? I would assume, Yeah, I'm assume December. Yeah,
kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
Given her background, Gina, you'll probably i would say happy
Honica probably, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Yeah, definitely, she's she's member of the tribe.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Oh, totally.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Yeah. Is either happy holidays or christ Christmas?

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
Yeah, gotta be specific. I can't say holidays and she
says Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Right, Yeah. The word it might be happy, could be
something else. I would say, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Go generic happy holidays, all right, because also there might
be a corporate policy that you can't say.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Also, to be safe, is Denny's Chick fil a type plays?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Well, not like that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
I'm saying just in general, because you don't know what
they're celebrating. It could be anybody from Gina to somebody
who's celebrating Christmas quanza, you know, on Christmas menu.

Speaker 9 (01:24:18):
Yeah, that whole notion is so dumb, because Gina, if
you said happy Hanukah to me, I would say thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
I say Merry Christmas and say thank you all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Are you one of the Jesus puts up a Christmas tree?

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Well, I'm not, but my husband and son, so yeah,
I guess we are okay because I never did that
before I got married.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I told you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Growing up in New Jersey, I was one of the
only kids who was not Jewish.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
All my friends were Jewish.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
They all got both Hankkah and Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
It was never about Jesus, but it was like they
had the Christmas tree Jesus. They got all these presents
on Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
And our parents would never I was like, so jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
It is rules really fun.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
To put up a Christmas tree, now that I know
as an adult.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
All right, so the happy Holidays. What do you show
family feud?

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Name something nice?

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
You get sick of saying during the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Thank you. My grandma she wraps, she wraps jewelry and diapers,
and she thinks it's so funny every Christmas, and I'm like,
can you stop doing that?

Speaker 11 (01:25:20):
Please?

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Translator. I don't know if she understands any of these questions.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
We won, that's guys, you know, because right around the
two more week nice I love the excited so cool.
By the way, Denny's they have the Afterlife menu going
on right now, the Afterlife Melt. It is a triple
cheese threats, grilled cheese sandwich with five months ofrella sticks inside.

(01:25:52):
WoT awesome only. We asked one hundred married women, if
you could change one part of your husband's body, what
would it be? Joyce cheap can there's a theme.

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
I was just like, you know, I come from a
weird place.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
You were thinking it. I was thinking, what weird? If
you could have traveled? Uh? What were you saying?

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Sea bats about the window shades on planes. So I
think that's very.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Selectively enforced and entirely unnecessary. So like I over the
last break, I flew home wonderful off the lovely jet
blue mint window shades were down the entire time. But
when I fly on other planes, other airlines like Spirit,
they are mill we're taking off, you can't close your
shade yet, sir, I don't care if you want to
take a nap, no, and hey we're landing, get that

(01:27:05):
shade up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Yeah, what's the now? That's not nice because you were
in men A lot of times they won't give people
in first class the same amount of grief they do
and coach and I'm not even being this is probably true,
this is true.

Speaker 6 (01:27:15):
But I fly when I fly Spirit. I fly on
the big seats up front, which again not first class,
but it's their first class. And it's not just Spirit either.
I follow on other airlines where they say.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
During takeoff and then when you land as well. Right,
and so this airlines, this woman claims that you are
wrong about the windows shades, leaving a message on the
after hours voicemail.

Speaker 14 (01:27:33):
I work for Stoplust Airlines, and I was listening to
the podcast and see that those complaining about the window shades,
and they're saying it's for your safety.

Speaker 12 (01:27:45):
Well, it definitely is for you safety because the pilots
cannot see the wings and the engines, and during takeoff
and landing there could be bird strikes or you know,
there's videos that you see the shades have been What
are you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
Not getting exactly? Passengers see stuff, they can alert the
flight attends, who can alert the pilot.

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
But again it's again she works for Greg one of
your favorite airlines, Southwest.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Yeah, but again but.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
That but that your j doesn't have more crashes than
Southwestern Spirit is my point.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I think they only didn't say anything because you were.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Ment No, every single shade was down both by design
on takeoff and landing and I've done it on other
other airlines too. Again it's the garbage air lines like
Spirit and Jet in Southwest I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:28:34):
Know, have been ripping off and stuff. So, yeah, it
is for your safety, so that if anything happens. Yeah,
it is to alert people, like to alert us.

Speaker 12 (01:28:46):
Like, hey, something's going on with the plane and honestly,
like that's the only thing. Yeah, the pilots cannot see
the engines and the wings at all.

Speaker 14 (01:28:56):
So if there's anything going on during takeoff and landing, one.

Speaker 18 (01:28:59):
Hundred per ye, ye, say something, see something, say something.
Look I understand, which said that does make sense. You
could throw safe, you could make all kinds of rules
in the name of safety. All I'm saying is that
it's not necessary. And you you can't show me that
Southwestern and Spirit are safer because of the shades up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Well, I land some places that are like hey, it's
super hot, Like yeah, right, yeah, that's not while you're
taking off the file twenty twenty thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Yeah right, it's only once you're at the gate, Like
why as we're sitting here at the gate and then
air is not gone because you know, in the darn on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
You and then how long landing? Did they tell you
to open them.

Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
During the during the whole put away your top seat
at that back trade tables up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
Stuff, and then you and then you can watch, you know,
the landing. But I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
I don't want to have to how you're supposed to
see the crash if the window shades not up?

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
You know what I'm saying? What do you show back
in a field? Back in the fields? Show?

Speaker 12 (01:30:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Welcome back everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Friday the thirteenth, dumb, dumb, dumb Friday, September the thirteenth,
some of the the holidays today.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Now, I thought this might be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
Who do you think in the room you'll thro out
a name would be the most likely to celebrate this holiday? Okay,
International Chocolate Day? Oh yeah see I voted for myself,
sweet guy. Yeah, I can totally howl some chocolate. How
about bald is Beautiful Day.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I don't have a bald girlfriend, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
How about National blame someone Else Day? Wow, that was
like a duel where you guys both killed each other,
making it a good joke.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Let's see here.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
How about National Hug your boss Day?

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
I like to hug.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
You're a hugger.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
All right, So Gina, how about positive thinking day? Yeah,
I said Sammy, because she's always looking for an excuse
for somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Well, well and then excuse right.

Speaker 16 (01:31:10):
Teats are kind of cool, actually nice.

Speaker 8 (01:31:13):
You can do a bad thing without being a bad person.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Today is a supernatural day, Greg Gory, Yeah, bored, but bor,
it's more like aliens like you are.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You're more the ghost guy. Yeah that's true. And then
the other one I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
But defy superstition day, probably Sea Bass. Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
So I was having I was having this thought the
other day. I've always very much been uh, somebody who talks,
you know, talks and thinks about, you know, believing. And
I'm not a religious person, but I do believe in
like putting good energy out there and like good the good,

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like not like karma thing necessarily, I guess kind of karma.
But but how stupid because I heard somebody talking about
that and they're saying, well, you know, all things happen
for a and I go, no, they don't, Something's just happened, yeah,
you cancer Ward. And the more I thought about it,
the more I thought, like, man, how dumb have I been. Yea,
there's nothing out there controlling anything. There's nothing out there.

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This is my own inner thoughts. So you can think,
would believe whatever you want. I'm not judging, but I'm
thinking for myself, right and myself, and I'm thinking about.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
It like there's nobody up.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
There's no puppet master, Like there's no like planet or
you know, force in the universe. That's like, you know,
that's saying like, Okay, well, what he lost his job, right,
and so therefore I end up in a completely different job.
And see, see, things happen for a reason. No, you're
just happy because you got a new job. Right, the
other thing didn't happen so that this could happen. You're

(01:32:41):
feeling a sense of relief when you get a new
job because you're no longer unemployed and you got a
new job.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
You're right, because humans are obsessed with making sense of things.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Yeah, exactly. In assimilation, dude, people will find.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Yeah, because people, people will find any way to uh
justify or rationalize anything that happens, good or bad.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
So you're like, oh, well, you know, must be the
bad energy or it must be the good energy.

Speaker 8 (01:33:12):
With life for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
True, yeah, right, it's a coping thing.

Speaker 9 (01:33:14):
I see your point. But you are one of the
most superstitious people I know. Yeah, you keep it's random stuff.
It's just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
That's why I step on cracks.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
That's why I don't have like a huge you know,
I'm not like a super anti like religious or religion person.
Whatever works for you and everything, that's great. I'm happy
for you. I just have questions and I figure, like,
I'm just gonna live my life as a good person.
And then if I hedge my bets sometimes it's a
kid on Christmas, you know what I mean, Like I
hedge my bets and I think to myself, all right,
well let's just say I die, and all of a sudden,

(01:33:45):
there I am, Oh my God, it's Saint Peter.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Look at these gates.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
Right, I'm gonna go to God or Jesus whoever is
greeting me at the door, and I'll go, look, man
was the other otherwise good person?

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
You gotta give me a break. I didn't really question.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
I have some questions about some of the stuff that
sounded really wild now out there, and then they don't
give me a break.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Well, guess what, I don't want to be there anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:34:03):
Well, you have to accept Jesus into your heart.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Yeah, that sounds very egotistical though, right, have some questions. Yeah,
so anyway you can ask those questions from Helen.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
But Greg is right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
I've always been a very superstitious person and the energy
out there and that not like crystals and stuff like
you weirdos. Yeah, but like you know good in good
out bad in bad, you know bad out bad it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
I don't think you can go wrong with just exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
So it was just a random thought, some entertainment stuff.
Cold Play debut their new single called All My Love
at their show in Dublin, and Chris Martin sat down
the piano and he just played like a little sneak
preview of the song, and then the band posted that
video on Twitter. And then last week, this guy reached
out to Coldplay's manager and asked if he and his
fiance could dance to that song at their wedding, which

(01:34:51):
was like in two days, and so Chris and the
guys sent the couple a studio copy, a copy of
All My Love, which had never been played into the
at that point other than like live but not the
studio version and they used it for their first dance Babe, right, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Mega, How did they know the whole song was going
to be good? Though?

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
I know they saw the performance they played the entire thing. Yeah,
because you hadn't heard the studio. They just heard the performance.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Rule if. It was called love and it was about
how much I hate somebody getting like how American Woman
is not a complimentary song.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Yeah, there was people using that song that came back
like in two thousand and five or six. That hinder
was the band Lips of an Angel, and people were
using that as a wedding song. It's about cheating, about
how that cheater gives like really great oral Yeah, like
maybe Dave Grohl could use that for his next wee.
Earlier this summer, Joe Buck you know this sportscaster.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
I know that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
He shattered his wife's ankle, damaged her nerve by hitting
a golf ball into it while she was doing a headstand.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
What it sounds like Instagram going wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Yeah, like hey watch this. Uh Anyway, so she had
surge injury a couple of days ago, and she says
she doesn't blame him.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Oh I would blame him, will Yeah, if you have
a golf club and you're hitting it towards a woman,
you're complete moron and you don't yell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
On The Drew Barrymore Show, Dak Shepherd addressed one of
the craziest rumors he's heard about him and his wife,
Kristen Bell. He says that a tabloid had been spreading
his story claiming that they were swingers who have hosted
swing parties, which Dax laughed off, saying his favorite part
of the whole thing was that they got a lot
of text from friends asking how can you not invited

(01:36:33):
me to your swinger party?

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
No, let me join in. Yeah, he's like secretly interesting
because his podcast still I hear nothing but good stuff
about it. Never heard it, but yeah, dude, he's like
gonna be one of the next people that gets a
huge mega podcast deal. What does he do on there,
Dak Shepherd? Yeah, well does on network out? Yeah, but
like what is he? What's the podcast about? I'm just

(01:36:56):
interviewing famous people, guys. I keep trying to do. People
go behind my back and stabus. Yeah, speaking about swinging stuff.
There's a new favorite show that I love, reality show
called The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Everyone's talking about it's lit dog, it's better than all
the Bravo shows so much.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
But yeah, it's like housewives on crack because they're like
legit swinging and they're like drinking when they're not supposed to,
and they're like and they give like details on like
the type of swinging that they're doing, and then they're
getting drunk and arrested.

Speaker 5 (01:37:34):
They're like for real coffee, they're getting drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Yeah, but I think the Mormons they're they're legit more
probably drinking the same way like soaking, but no, because
that doesn't count. No, no, no, this is like legit
hooking up. And do you know it's crazy Because I
got to look into this, maybe the church will relaxed
a little bit on soda. So because they had this
party and they had a soda bartender at the party,

(01:37:59):
because it's not I don't think it's the soda. I
think it's the caffeine. So you can have like root beer,
so you can go crazy, so you go nuts. I
think I've mentioned this before, Like half my family is Mormon.
One of my best friends in high school is Mormon.
I actually went to like seminary a couple of times,

(01:38:20):
like the school before school seminary. Yeah, getting so to
learn about like the church and stuff like that. But
they the only soda that they had at the house
was root beer because it doesn't have caffeine. But I
swear like they were no, they were. I remember now
watching the show, they were drinking mount Dews that has

(01:38:41):
a lot of caf Yeah, they're getting wild. Then somebody
busted out some mountains. Now I can't be buried in
the Mormon cemetery, damn. Yeah. So this is on Hulu
by the way, and dude, I'm obsessed.

Speaker 8 (01:38:52):
Yeah I heard.

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
I didn't watch it yet, but everyone's been talking about
it that since it's the first season, they don't really
have a concept of like the reality shows and later
seasons when they all think they're.

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
Famous and stuff like that. This is like true reality TV.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Yeah. And they were all part of like this TikTok
crew called mom Talk.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
Yeah, so they were already like mega popular. Nice dude.
Oh and one of the chicks was the one and
I think we've talked about her on the show when
it happened before, but one of her babies was in
the hospital and she was doing like TikTok dances around
the baby while was like in the hospital stuff. She
got yeah, and she got in troubled for that. This
is I don't need to.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Yeah, that sounds great, and it's been saying dude, but
you know what, you know what I want to watch
this weekend. I want to watch that David Chase Sopranos
thing that's on HBO Max I can't talk a hole
behind the scenes thing on the Sopranos.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
That sounds good. Yeah, I've heard a lot of stuff
coming out about it, but I really want to watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
I'm in several Sopranos Facebook groups and that's all I am.

Speaker 2 (01:39:50):
So that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
It's pretty cool. Like James Kennelfoini, what a mess we
played Tony Soprano?

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Yeah? Did he have like some weird demands? Well, he was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
He was an alcoholic. Yeah, he was really messed up.
But people loved Yeah, they loved him. It's just a mess.
I'm also gonna go see Beetle Juice this weekend. Beatle Juice,
Beetle Juice with the kid es. I'm really looking forward
to getting a nice Instagram at that cocktail. Everybody's been
talking about the sandworms slayer.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a drink. Well, yeah, it's
like AMC is doing. It's like a let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
Oh here, twenty four ounce cocktail made with blue and
black raspberry juice and so called premium vodka. I'm sure
it's great. It's topped with gummy worms. And the reason
people started talking about it was because that twenty four
ounce cocktail they were charging thirty one dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
Stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
Now, that was at a theater in California. But then
AMC came out and said, no, no, it's only twenty
one dollars in Cleveland at most locations. So they said
it was just that that one California theater where it
was thirty one dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
As an Instagram influencer, how come you do not have
a sandworm?

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Yeah, I did not see you one of those pictures.
And yeah I did do a screening of beetle juice,
beel juice. I don't know, Like I enjoy looking at
the popcorn buckets and these drinks and stuff I drinks,
and I love the girl drinks. I just I don't know,
I'm not into purchasing them. For some reason. I know
he'll take one I'll take one, but if I'm at

(01:41:22):
the movie theater, it's popcorn and a coke zero.

Speaker 4 (01:41:27):
See mine is like the soft pretzel. That's my go
to soft pretzel. And give me the biggest coke zero
or die coke that they sell. Yeah, yeah, like I
think it's the fifty five gallon size.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
You pour your own butter menace or what's the what's
the recipe in the ratio?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Oh in the butter? Oh just actually just swimming in butter.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
But when you do it yourself, like do you ask
for like our you know, you could dump the popcorn
to that tray they give you for like all the stuff.
You have to go but half butter, halfway, shake it
butter again, pour more popcorn, back in more butter. Yeah,
it's like that fact. It was spinning buckets. Remember that
was like all over social media.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Also another thing, I do a thousand napkins after doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Yeah, does any of your food make it until the
movie or is it all done in the trailer?

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
I sit down, I eat the pretzel while the you know,
the previews are going on, and the usually I'm just
left with with the drink.

Speaker 8 (01:42:18):
Yeah, you got to save it and wait, wait till the.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
Movie starts and then make all the noise.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Yeah, and then yeah, I started rattling all the all
the rappers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
That's what everybody wants. The birthdays. It's shimay. We're gonna
it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit beg It's shiver Day. And
you know we don't do what birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:42:41):
Starting with the celebrities, Tyler Perry is fifty five years
old today. The Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross is fifty nine.
Fon Apple is forty seven, Nile Horn is thirty one.
Peter Mother efans ta, Yeah, I mean a rat solo artist.
But of course after a little Chicago that's when he

(01:43:01):
did the really good stuff like Glory of Love.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Yes, Karate Kid too. He's eighty years old today.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
And Michael Johnson, first of all, Johnson the Olympic sprinter.
He has got the four gold medals. He's fifty seven.
Your porn of birthday today is Hannah Hayes. And she's
been violated more times than Chris Brown's probation s in
one hundred and sixty four fine films, including Shy Girls,
Love Sex. She was in Cowabunga Cooch. She was in

(01:43:32):
Hoe Away from Home Volume one, also Legal Lesbian Volume
fourteen Legal I figured Gregor like that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
That's good. She was in Banging for the TV Remote.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
She was in O Bra Cadabra An a Bra Cadabra
and who Can Forget Her unforgetab role in Fear of
a Black Penis Volume five four other volume.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Yeah, I mean there's lots of dealer, lots of unpacked.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
That's Hannah Hayes, who's twenty six years old today. Now
is your porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays? And that
a Friday morning. Look at what's happening in the world
of entertainment here on The Woody Show quick break, We'll
come back. Hang on one second, ain't no party.

Speaker 17 (01:44:16):
Look a Woodis Show party, but it would have show
party does stop occasionally back in a few Buila wouldn't
approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Well, that's go do it for this hour. That's gonna
do it for today's show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:29):
That's it for the week everybody time to weekend Friday podcast.

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Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Yeah, so that's it. I just want to get the
hell out of here. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 9 (01:45:38):
Please, Yeah, weekends last longer. If you start drinking on
Wednesday pro tip.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
Yeah, but then if you drink on Wednesday, that makes
Thursday and Friday go so slow. Oh that is not true.

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
But by Monday you won't remember it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Yeah, all right, true man, Like it's the day after
the day after, Like everything is in slow motion.

Speaker 4 (01:45:59):
Like I don't feel sick, I don't get like because
I'm drinking tequila. No hangovers with tequila, which is strange.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
That is weird, but good tequilia for a reason.

Speaker 4 (01:46:07):
But everything just moves so slowly. It feels so much
better in the moment, in the moment, live for the moment.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Monday. Have yourself a great weekend. S

(01:46:27):
MD double m bye, Great Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:46:30):
You mother,