The Woody Show September 17th 2024 Podcast

Sexual Harassment Training, New Headlines, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is due to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. It
is Tuesday, September seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Hello, it is
us The Woody Show. Funny is whatddy? That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Then, it's good morning to you. Good morning, Woody. We've
got Sammy, there is Sea Bass. Gina grad is here.

Speaker 7 (01:02):
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Speaker 5 (01:03):
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(01:24):
It's our annual sexual harassment training learn. Yeah, if anything,
this could brush you up in case your company hasn't
sent out that mandatory training that we get that every
year here, every single year. As if it changes again,
Greg always sexually harasses. I know no they stopped hash
tag relaxed dude, all ye trending news headlines. We'll get

(01:45):
to those as well. Entertainment stuff, Birthday's Porno Birthday. A
lot on the agenda for you this morning Tuesday here
on the Woody Show, and I'll start with some great news,
all right, The twenty twenty four Ignobel Prize winners have
been announced. The Ignobel is like the Nobel Prize, except
these are for the weirdest and dumbest insights that science

(02:06):
has offered over the last twelve months.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
And I always have I always have a bone to pick,
but I'm willing to listen.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, well, here are this year's winners. You got the
Biology Prize, which went to an old study from nineteen
forty one where the researchers they popped brown paper bags
while a cat stood on a cow's back, and they
were apparently trying to see if they could scare cows
into producing more milk.

Speaker 9 (02:31):
Huh Okay, See this is cheating because it's from eighty
years ago.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
Yeah, notast digging everything.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Is this kind of like the Lifetime Achievement Award? Maybe
I guess that's I'm not sure, all right. This year's
Peace Prize went to a study that looked at whether
you could put pigeons inside missiles to help guide them.
All right, can you come up with something there?

Speaker 8 (02:53):
So again it sounds like something from eighty years ago.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
No, this was this year.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Well, people are really embracing what pigeons can do late.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
No, no, again, this was from World War Two and
they're now awarding it. They're just awarding it now. Okay,
maybe that's the Lifetime Achievement award.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah again.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
The nineteen sixty paper, oh, the Anatomy prize went to
a study that looked at the direction that your hair
swirls in and whether it's affected by the hemisphere you're
born in. Kind of like the myth that the toilets
flush and opposite directions. They don't do that the toilets.

Speaker 9 (03:28):
No, no, really, why would they do that because of
the hemisphere?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Duh No, what medic is talking about?

Speaker 10 (03:34):
Iience.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
This was popularized by things like The Simpsons and Stuffy eighties.
It has to do with large scale weather patterns, but
things like drainage and stuff.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Yeah, now your toilet flush design of the apparatus, I've
been lied to my whole life. Yeah, it's it's pop
pop uh culture live? Well, did you over hear like
you step on the crack, you break your mom's back. No,
but this is actual science, not right, Yeah, prize went
to a study that looked at the swimming abilities of
dead trout. Excuse me, zero again, these are for the

(04:08):
weirdest and dumbest insights that science has offered. The chemistry
prize went to a study that used a process called
chromo chromatography to make drunken sober worms race each other. Which, actually,
that could be fun when you're drunk. I'd like to
see that maybe. The prize for demographics went to a
study that found places where people supposedly live the longest

(04:30):
tend to have poor record keeping when it comes to
people when people were born.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Okay, that track This is actually that's a good study
because it shows how measuring error can affect, you know,
things that you think are otherwise true.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's a good study. This next one I thought was
kind of interesting. The Botany prize went to a study
that found some plants will imitate the shapes of fake
plastic plants if you put them next to each other.
That's okay, that's incredibly interesting, I said. I thought that
was kind of interesting. No, they are stupid.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
It's like they can think.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
The Prize for medicine went to a study that found
placebos work better if they cause a few painful side effects.
Feel yeah, so you feel it's working.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
It's affecting you.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's like to say about really fancy, expensive but uncomfortable shoes.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Right, rag, Yes, if they ain't hurting, they ain't working.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
That's right, speak on it. A team in Amsterdam did
three hundred and fifty thousand coin flips and they found
that it's not really fifty to fifty coins are slightly
more likely to land on the same side they started on.
Also interesting, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
Yeah, absolutely, it's interesting because you get into a coin
flip contest you don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
But it has to do with statistics and probability, you know,
it's all sorts of things. Okay, what about this one?
And finally, a study to see if you can breathe
through your butt?

Speaker 6 (05:43):
This one sounded interesting.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
You tell certain turtles can, right, I believe it's either
turtles or alligators. One of the researchers found many mammals
are capable of it. Now Here are the researchers accepting
their award. I think this is the first time ever
we've ever had any kind of like audio from the
people getting the award.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
The ig Nobel Physiology Prize is awarded to Rio Okabe,
You Hey Yokayama, and Taka Nori to KB for discovering
that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Sounds like a fun fool first and almost thank you
so much for believing the potential of anus for breathing.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
This isn't just a group of snobs who are trying
to make fun of these people. Study and here are
some people sounds like from Japan who did something some
cool interesting research on how mammals breathe.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Of anus for breathing potential.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
I think my my premise was proved here. These awards suck.
A couple of them suck, but I.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Mean they're at a couple of them eighty years old. Yeah.
In dig in and losering, like the direction that your
hair swirls in based on an atmosphere that sounds like
it doesn't kind of swimming abilities of dead trout, Well,
that has to do not they're not testing to see
whether dead trout swim. That has to do with like
vorta c's within different riverbeds, making drunk and the sober
worms race each other. I'd like to say I have

(07:15):
to look more to that one. I mean from a
scientific standpoint, Like it's just like, you know, well, it's
like those guys who they're on they're on the on
the river or whatever, and they get they get like
an alligator and they use the teeth of the alligator
to you know, so they can shotgun a beer. Oh
he did.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Guess Guess what that science? Guess what, losers. I did
a drunk science experiment while I was in Oxford. And
what we would involved, e g. Oxford, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
That would be the college in Europe.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Oh for a guy who's been there, you wouldn't think
you have to try to remember where it's at.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
It's been quite a few I do a lot of research,
so I have a lot of different and we did.
It has to do an EEG response problem solving when
drunk and sober.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
So thank you, okay, and we got we passed, we
got it. I got an a yeah, congratulations. Man.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Wow, that's awesome. Man, that's neat.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yeah, because a lot of times you hear about this
stuff and they're like, all right, somebody there was some
grant money or there's something something that waste. Yeah, it's like,
all right, what's the dumbest thing that we could do.
It's like that teacher that you had that didn't really
want to teach, but they figured out the loophole if
they brought him the TV and showed the dateline. Yeah,
that would that would count the best towards like them
doing their job and the school day. And so they

(08:25):
just try to like, all right, let's try to get
drunk and sober worms to race win win. So hey,
let's take this old study about putting pigeons and missiles
to guide them.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
It's like when the government has tax money that they
have to spend, so they do a study. This is
true on the flow rate of ketchup.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yes, the test flow rate of ketchup. That's true.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
Like why yeah, why yeah, because you want to you know,
make it faster and stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Well, we just have that story about the the otter,
the otters that are being trained to help the authorities
solve crimes. We were just talking about that yesterday.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
It's an article that said, thats are the only mammals
that I have detected underwater, And I kept thinking to myself, well,
why can't we get these guys to work for us?

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Is it possible to do that?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Not only can they smell items underwater, they can also
pick up on cueues on trails, smell trails, so you
know what item might be way down there, but because
it's been dissolved underwater and the water is moving toward
the otter, they can pinpoint right to it because they
get to trail.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
Yeah, it's like, I don't like that laugh, But I'm
looking more into this drunk worm thing. They were looking
to see how different different worms and different things move
as far as a different pill giving around pillars and
stuff like that, especially the little like molecules in their bodies,
and they needed to see they needed less active worms

(09:42):
versus more active worms to see how that movement differed.
And let's get them hammered and so drunk quote unquote
is they essentially partially anesthetize them with alcohol. But then
the headline is drunk worms. What are these dumb scientists
doing where they're actually studying something interesting?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Thank you you met us for you to thank you,
thank you, thank you for thank Yeah, so he gets
sensitive about scientists the same way that like dorks get
sensitive about the big bank. It's mis leading headlines. Yes,
misleading headlines.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
This is clickbait men, Yeah, nothing but clickbait, guys.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Serious, it's really good.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Oh yeah, So we make fun of like actual, like factual,
actual actual, because here is what this what and I've
seen the ignor ignobil blah blah blah.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Is it takes science down a notch from like what.
It gives dumb people a chance to take science down
a notch when in fact that's not what happened at all.
But if they can lie about it through these wrong headlines.
They look at these dumb scientists, I still find it fascinating,
is what you don't look into it.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
That's why. Yeah, all right eight seven seven forty four.
Would are you okay? Like no, it sounds like it
sounds hold on, it sounds like you might need some therapy. Yeah.
I'm triggered in mad and upset. I'm freaking out.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
And this is why your parents are sound like morons
because they read all this crap on Facebook and they
just read the headline exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Did you see these dumb signs? Getting yes? Great, did
you hear Bennis? How about I'm gonna use your own
argument against you just let them have fun. Man, they're
not because it's fun to read about these like stupid studies.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Anybody get their panties and a bunch of or.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
What are you get your panties? Just doesn't have fun?
But it doesn't lie. I agree.

Speaker 9 (11:21):
I see how you're spending that's not enjoying what.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
I hate fun too, Dude, I get it. I get it, dude,
you get.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
It, Doug.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Let them live in their ignorance and have fun. This
is role reversal eight seven seven forty four. Do a
study on it. Text over to two two nine eighty seven.
Promise why is what he so stupid? More what he showed?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Next?

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Hang up screaming very quiet, don't say anything.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
We'll be back soon, do you sort of so so soon?

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Show what's up? Everybody.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
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We're talking about theme part tickets, concert tickets, Woody show
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(12:12):
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Speaker 5 (12:18):
I'll robbing some computer issue, no networking show live. This
is a Woody Show. Well, it's another new hour. I've
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on this Tuesday
morning at September the seventeenth, twenty twenty four. I'm Moddy.

(12:38):
That's Greg Gorey.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
We've got Gina grant Hey. It was our newest full
time member of the show. Menace is here. He's got
morning another delivery from Sea Bass. If we'll get to here,
and it's to a moment, there is Sea Bass already
leap brought by Gina grad and the name mentions kind.
I've been mixing it up, and I've been switching it
up every wildcard, every couple. Right there is Sammy phones

(13:02):
are open eight seven seven forty four. You can hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Those are some very fragrant doughnuts, and yeah
they are. He just opened the box and it filled
the room. Well, it is Greg's favorite brand, Krispy Kreme. Again.
This is supposed to be a treat for Menace. Because
I've been shape.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
I've been disrespectful to him by buying bringing in vegetables
and things I smell.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I smell maple.

Speaker 9 (13:25):
Well, I was good and menace. I wanted to get
you the barbie joints. The Kristy Creme had a barbie collap,
but those have really just ended. This is a new
fall seasonal.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
So there's got to be maple in there.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Yes, Lewis can spice.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Oh, by the way, Greg, just in case you're curious,
there are some pupkin spice, milk bone dog treats for
the babies.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
I saw they had poppy In case you're in case
your dog wants a fall treat, I would need to
get some because you know, dogs love that.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
Pumpkin.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Ask ask if I asked if I bought some and
brought him home and looked, I gave buy used some
new fault treats. I sure did you bet? I did?
Dogs like pumpkin, Yeah, they did. They actually good for
their stomach, canned pumpkin and their food, but not the spice. Right, Well,
it's called pumpkin see spice because it's just go good

(14:17):
with your dog's ugs and like, yeah, well, guys, we
have some very serious business to attend to here. It
is that time time for the annual sexual harassment training
workplace harassment that we have to complete. That's the the music. Yeah,
you know what's cool about it is, uh, it used
to be easy. Used to be a like log on,

(14:39):
start the stupid stuff, do your other work, and then
wait for the video to burn out and then you
go there, answer the stupid question to move on mute
of course. But now if you go to another window
or whatever, like it will just stop. That's what you
have to have.

Speaker 8 (14:53):
Like I have the double wide monitors, So you open
it in its own window to the side, let it
run again on mute.

Speaker 12 (14:58):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
As soon as you see that, it stops, click a
bunch of buttons, still moves.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
But for the silent masses of us who don't have that.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah, they're like, oh, we'll only take a few minutes
of your time. And some of these are like yes,
like sixty plus minutes, hour and a half plus yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
But another hack that I that I do is if
it's an old white guy in the video, I don't
have the audio on, I know he did something bad. Yeah,
so who was that fault here? Yeah, the person that
did the wrong thing, old white guy, you fly through that,
all right?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
So these are clips that we pulled from the actual
sexual harassment training video here at the company.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
No like these set up the scenario because we all
ignored it. So this is actually a chance for us
to take the train actually for the first time. This
is like they'll set up the scenario.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
It's the worst acting you've ever heard, dare you?

Speaker 13 (15:49):
Well?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
There wasn't that one from a couple of years ago
that I always pointed to as an example. It was
like these two chicks that one was hot, sitting at
their cubes and like, so did you get me this weekend?
Girl goes, you bet, I did, blah blah blah blah
blahy this with yourn and like a like a golfer
sticking his hat out of a hole. Here comes the
guy with his head over the top of the divider

(16:09):
of the cubicle and goes total square. Yeah you guys, uh,
this is making me uncomfortable. Yeah, two chicks talking about
banging all week down? What did you change the subject?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
I would say, can you speak louder?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
What's his first scenario? This is a supervisor is disciplining
two ladies so hot. Supervisor is disciplining her her report
as they call it, so the person reports to her.
Sounds like someone's going to get a spanking, right, she's
disciplined about bad, bad products, she's her bad report, she's
turned in, and then someone else pops up on a
like a zoom style call.

Speaker 14 (16:42):
In the following scenario, Janet, a supervisor, meets with Nice,
an employee whom she supervises.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
We've discussed by the way all the way, I can
already tell the Janet is in trouble, all right, between
Janet and Chanie.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Janet did wrong, yeah.

Speaker 15 (16:56):
Several times that the primary focus of your role isrovide
financial reports. Every report that you've submitted for the past
three months has included inaccurate numbers and analysis.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
As the meeting is about to end, another employee joins
the video call. They also have a meeting scheduled with Janet.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Oh sorry, I think I'm only for the mean thing,
but I'll reach on in a few minutes if you'll
all stay finishing up.

Speaker 15 (17:20):
No, it's okay, Rn. Actually, while you're here, maybe you
can give Sheni some pointers with her finance reports, as
she is always making basic math mistakes. Given that your
mom came from Asia. I bet she made sure that
you will create it math.

Speaker 16 (17:33):
Why how would you classify how would you classify Janet's comments?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Oh? Wow, Asia's great act. This is just your reports
have been filled with errors.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
The super stereotypical, like you know, accent, they're using like things. God.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Oh and by the way, prompt and on time too,
not a bad stereotype either.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I can do it. I'm telling you, I'll take any
positive stereotype. They they always say like all stereotypes are bad.
But again, somebody wants to think I have a huge
penis because I'm a particular race, or they want I
think I'm really smart good at math because of a
particular race.

Speaker 17 (18:23):
Eight.

Speaker 9 (18:23):
By the way, that doesn't sound like that guy's mom
came from Asia. It sounds like he came from Asia exactly.
All right, So what's what How would you classify janets
to a comment there?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Too? It's probably reasonable, totally, Yeah, problematic for sure. Yeah,
sounds like a typical day at the workplace. Okay, let's
see what they say.

Speaker 14 (18:43):
Janet's derogatory comments are inappropriate. They could also be evidence
of unlawful harassment as they relate to the protected characteristic
of national origin. This is true even though Janet refers
to the national origin of Wren's mom and not Ren
or Sheanice's own origin.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
So what if she didn't say Asian? What if she said, well,
you're probably smart. There's a question because she didn't say
anything about national origin.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah, I think she'd be in the clear.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, you get an accent, you're smart. You're clearly from Germany. Yeah,
she didn't tell by your accent, she didn't say race.
I mean it would be implied, but I don't think
they could get her for This is from our annual
sexual and workplace harassment training video.

Speaker 8 (19:29):
All right, so guys, what should you be doing with
jokes at the workplace? Should you be telling them in
what find?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Well?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah, I mean that is kind of our job around here, right,
I don't know about that. Let's say what the scenario presents.

Speaker 14 (19:40):
In the following scenario, Noah is in a video conference
call with a group of co workers.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, everyone, thanks for joining today's meeting. Before we get started,
I've got to tell you this joke I heard on
TV last night. A rabbi, an Asian guy, and a
blonde woman. You get on a bus together. The Rabbi
asked the blonde.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Guys making a combat Asian guy. Wow, before we start,
I have to tell you this joke I heard. Yeah,
that television.

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Generic television program and what program from nineteen seventy are
you watching?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Ali? An Asian guy and a homosexual step onto a bushez,
do we have the joke? Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
This, this training is so pc that they set up
the joke right there and they like, then they kind
of give you half.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Of the punchline, but not really here. No, it's lazy.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
They tease it.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Yeah, right, it's like, tell us the joke.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Yeah, because now I want to know what did the
Asian guy do.

Speaker 14 (20:44):
Neither the law nor workplace policies are meant to prevent
people from telling jokes or having fun at work, But
how do you know when a joke crosses the line
into harassing behavior?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And so the bus driver says, that's not a speed bump.

Speaker 14 (21:00):
While we didn't hear the entire joke, the joke appeared
to involve risky topics At the moment Noah told the
joke and everyone laughed. What do you think he was thinking?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Hmm, yeah, I think it's a pretty good joke.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
I looked up all those like, there's no joke I
could find that involves rabbi, Asian guy and blonde ye.
Some guessing is the blondes boobs at some point maybe,
but there's no there's no actual joke out there, unfortunately,
So write your own I could be out again. So
here's the problem is that you heard that there's a
laugh amongst the I So what was Noah probably thinking?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Let's find out they all laughed. I feel like they
think I'm really funny. I should find another joke to
tell at the next meet.

Speaker 14 (21:42):
Do you think Noah intended to offend anyone by telling
the joke? It doesn't seem like it. He was just
telling a joke he thought was funny.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
He's just dumb. Yeah, he's just a legal R word.

Speaker 14 (21:54):
However, comments and behavior that involve religion, race, age, or
other legally protected characteristics can be considered harassing.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
To all the good ones. Yeah, is that what you're saying?
All the good jokes are off limits.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
Whatever you do, don't look up truly tasteless, tasteless jokes people.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
It's yeah, very.

Speaker 14 (22:14):
If they reasonably offend others.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Okay, Okay, I'm Chris Hansen. This is our workplace harassment
sexual harassment training that we all just had to take.
And we go through the because it's new scenarios every year,
these different things. And number three, what.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
Is is you walk into an office and you see
a photo?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
What do you do? Look at it? Or do you Okay?

Speaker 18 (22:36):
Mary has a picture on her desk of her son
competing in a swimming competition. Could this photo be evidence
of a sexually hostile work environment?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Yes, we here at it. The underage naked swimming competition
aroused photo. The photos shot through a people perhaps, Yeah,
a hidden camera in the locker room toilet.

Speaker 19 (23:05):
You could see he's taking the dump, was doing the
elephant walk with the other kids on the team, said Greg, guy,
briefly you had oil sessions with your old water polo.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
That's right. Photos of that circular somewhere I wish there were.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
So is that sexually in appropriate that Mary has her
hot sun and his swimming it is?

Speaker 5 (23:27):
It is? I'm going I know no, because it's discrimination.
It's clearly a sport, yeah right now.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
But he has nips out, Okay, but male nipples are
not offensive.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Because it's a guy. It's not offensive, right, suggest Well.

Speaker 18 (23:44):
The photo of Mary's son likely would not offend a
reasonable person. What if Mary instead hung a photo of
a male swimsuit calendar in her office? Could that contribute
to a hostile work environment? Of course it could. So
what's the difference between a photo of Mary's in a
swimming competition and a male swimsuit calendar?

Speaker 6 (24:03):
Six?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
A question for three year olds? Easy? Did they say
how old the sun was? I'm assuming it's like a
child rights.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
To be like a teen.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Okay, it's hotter. I don't watch an I don't know.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Dudes aren't complaining about that. Yeah, five nice swimmers body. Yeah,
it's also very different. I think it's the sun. I
mean her son.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
This sounds like way too logical and easy, but somebody's offended.
I got to see other people. There are pictures of
their kids, like, you know, with the soccer ball or
something that's not nearly as hot. You look at this
is kids playing with balls. Okay, here's what they say.

Speaker 18 (24:47):
In essence, the difference is that the swimsuit calendar is
designed to be sexually provocative, whereas the photo of her
son in a swimsuit at a swimming competition is not
that's nothing.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
But again there was an unattendant boner. Again, who's complaining, right,
I mean the people there are people in the office
who are looking probably the people who aren't making their budget.

Speaker 8 (25:12):
Well, it's the person who's in HR who's like, that's
what they do. They look for problems because they are
the problem. Fine, solve her quote unquote, So that's their job.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Well who does this? And I mean I've been witnessed
to it a few different times in my career. The
people who suck at what they do, and so they're
always the ones who are like, you know, looking for
these things and so in a way that protects them.
That's well, I do it. I did say that was
offended by whatever, do you make your numbers this week?
Well no, nope, now, but you were offended. So that's something. Yeah.

(25:45):
Also that I mentioned that I'm a homosexual in a wheelchair.
I got a great joke about that. All right, we're
gonna take quick break. There's there's a couple more scenarios.
I think, I really, I think that we are really
kind of embracing this and really taking it to heart,
and I feel like we're going to be better employees
for it. Yeah. Sure, Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.

(26:11):
So we're doing our sexual harassment workplace harassment training that
we have to do every year, and we always play
the clips from some of the very poorly active scenarios
that they just to really kind of drive the point
home and what is appropriate and not appropriate in the workplace.
What are you talking about? Yeah, somebody on the text
here said, I got in trouble one time during a
CPR certification that I was doing for work. I made

(26:34):
a joke that even made the teacher laugh. The dummy,
of course, had no arms or legs, and I said,
finally a man who can't run away from me? And
I got reamed by my boss, who was going through
a divorce at the time, because she assumed that I
took a jat I'm like, who would be offended by that? Well,
some check who's going through a divorce and her husband

(26:56):
left her. Right now, that's a hacksworthy joke, Greg, wouldn't
you say?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Kinda? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
All right, Well back into the training. We have two
more scenarios to go through. What is what's his next one? Sea?
Best be careful.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
I know we talked about jokes and hot sexy children.
Be careful around the office with your compliments as well.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
Oh, verbal harassment can happen, not just in the context
of telling a joke. Let's watch the following scenario.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Hey, Gara, how are you doing great?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Matt?

Speaker 7 (27:27):
How are you good?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
By the way, I wanted to tell you congratulations on
your new baby. Thanks, Matt. It's my first chat, so
it's been a big change.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I bet.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
By the way, I can't believe you only had a
baby eight weeks ago. You've already lost all the baby
weight from your pregnancy. You look amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
Do you think Matt's comment was inappropriate?

Speaker 13 (27:48):
No?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Make out? Oh god, this is where he made the mistake.
He was unattractive when he said. Yeah. Now, ladies, ask
yourself this question. Honestly, would you be offended if it
was a guy who looked like your celebrity crush, yeah,
chrisy or a guy who looks.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
Like you know me, Well, he can still be creepy.
That doesn't mean we don't want to do him.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Right If I said, oh, hey, how's it going?

Speaker 9 (28:14):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah? Oh, by the way, By the way, by the way,
he was like, here.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Do you want me to give you a workout plan
to lose the baby weight.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
He's like, you lost it. You kept lying on air
all day, lost the gut. Way to go girl, yeaheah,
that's awesome. Matt in accounting thinks I'm hot. I see
you're still breastfeeding.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
The problem is I'm unattractive and I'm saying it. Therefore, Well, okay,
let's see if that's the answer. MENACE's answer he was
he was not hot. Yeah, yes, Menic get the point
in the certificate for that one.

Speaker 14 (28:46):
The law does not prohibit employees from politely complimenting each
other on their appearance. However, in this scenario, while the
words Matt spoke may have been intended to suggest a
polite compliment, the statement might make Vera or others and
comfortable in the workplace.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
He thinks I look good?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, Greg, Oh my god, are you sick? You look
so skinny? Do you think that's the appropriate response. I mean,
I could say to Greg, oh my god, Greg, you
look like you have aids. You're so skinny, My god,
that's my goal? Is Greg offended? No? No, I do
only have to be hot to say that. Bouncing off
the walls. Yeah, you think I look ill. Yeah, made,
Greg's weak.

Speaker 8 (29:26):
I shouldn't cough around you because your lowered immune response.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
No, I don't have ads. I've just lost wing. Talk
about having your cake and eating it too. All all right,
let's do one more from the HR training videos. You
might have heard all these and thought, well, you know what,
I'm in a minority. I'm cool. Nobody hey, nobody coming
from me.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Wrong?

Speaker 5 (29:49):
No, that's right. Let's listen to this scenario.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
All right.

Speaker 14 (29:52):
Fernando, a Mexican American employee, has worked in the same
position for the past three years and has never been
disciplined for any misconduct. Let's hear from Fernando.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
So, I've got a friend at work named Dre. Dre
is also Mexican American, and I joke around with her
a lot. Last week though, I made a few jokes
about her having darker skin than me, and she got
really offended. Now she's complained to my supervisor about it,
and I'm afraid I could get in trouble.

Speaker 14 (30:23):
Could Fernando be disciplined for this comment?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Yeah, sure, Isn't that that's the thing?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Right?

Speaker 9 (30:28):
I mean, yeah, I have I have family members where
they talk about each other and who's darker, who's not,
and it don't it becomes very people get very offended
in that scenario.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Just for my own education, Yeah, we're learning. Yeah, so
what is the preferred lighter or darker? Which one gets
ripped on? The darker gets ripped on? Yeah, and even
though everybody's Mexican, even though everybody's the same family and
get the same family, siblings, and the lighter one is
like one favorite one of the puppies in the litter

(31:01):
come out darker than the other one. And you know
it's same mother, same father, same everything. It's drama. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
I noticed that in Japan menace like Japanese and some
Korean people, they're lighter skinned than white people are.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
And they and there's a lot of pride in that.
You know, they really protect their skin for that reason.
He's my friends.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
I was talking to her and she is also a
Mexican American and I made a crack about how she's
so dark because it comes up a workplace conversation. Personally,
I'm LATINX like, so he's in the clear. Yeah, dog,
you know what, I'm gonna go out of the limb.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
I'll be on me.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
I'll say He's totally fine. Why wouldn't he be fine?

Speaker 14 (31:48):
Come on, Even though Fernando and Dre are both of
the same race and national origin, Fernando's comment could be
considered harassment based on the color of Dray's skin. Any
harassing behavior violates workplace policies and can result in discipline.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Man, these JR People are gonna hate the whole use
of the in word rule king. Oh yeah, does that
fly in the workplace. I've been called that around here.
So I was offended. Yeah, in fact, that just happened recently. Yeah,
in a bad way. It wasn't Yeah, it wasn't like
a att Yeah, I felt so. I actually kind of

(32:26):
felt kind of cool because we got the hip hop station.
Their studios are right next to ours, and uh, you know,
saw somebody that I hadn't seen in a while in
the hallway, and uh, I got tapped up and it
was super cool.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Man.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
You know, I've made this whole guy feel awesome.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Menus of the past few years, you know, just how
I've used I've noticed people using the N word a
lot more, or certain Asian folks like the guys. Yeah, yeah,
like they they embraced it. You'll see it on social media.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I think it's a generational thing because I've seen a
lot of those, Like were a video of like two
white teenagers and they're saying that like yeah, what you
got and where what you got? And like everybody's throwing
around white dudes, Asian dudes, whatever. But I think it's
just because that's what they see in the videos of
other people. It's like they're they think it's okay, but

(33:15):
it will not fly.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Fly?

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Are you sure? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (33:23):
This is uh, this is very helpful.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Sammy would like to point out if we did have
an issue with somebody and found something to be offensive
and wanted to go to HR, where would we go?

Speaker 10 (33:36):
Where is HR? How do we call them?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
There's nobody in the building, we don't have a tobin.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
HR is just a state of mind.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Because it's like things being in the cloud exactly.

Speaker 17 (33:47):
The answer to almost all of these questions is what
should you do? And the answers always call HR?

Speaker 5 (33:52):
But where is HR?

Speaker 10 (33:54):
That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
There is a link on this like work day that
we have or whatever, Like I wouldn't even exactly know
where to find. It's like if you told me, like
where is exactly the link? I would say, it's online somewhere.
But Sammy, why are you always looking for HR?

Speaker 12 (34:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (34:12):
It was just the answer to all of them.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
You know, if we ever do need makes you think,
if we ever do need HR, you know who we
can ask c Bass.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
He's been the one that has contacted HR the most.
You know what, Sammy, I can answer your question. You
submit complained about somebody bringing a dog in the office.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
Okay, so that's one. What was the other thing you
complained about that that I've complained about dogs two or
three different times, right, wasn't there another thing? There was
something else for HR? Oh? Yes, yes, I know what
you're talking about. Okay. So and this was also for
the show.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
This was supposed to be a bit but I was
complaining about the inaccurate and false liatitudes told about my
personal hair appearance on the show, and so I submitted
that to HR through that online portal thing. I ended
up on a zoom call with somebody like in the
middle of text somewhere that I've never met before.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
I've never been to. Uh.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
And then and I and I said, uh, I was
trying to get them to come on the phone with us,
like I'm live on the air.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, she wouldn't do it.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Unfortunately, it's very week no fun, I know, no fun,
and it's like HR sucks or something.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Your complaints not valid because photo.

Speaker 9 (35:19):
Rolling there getting roll shoining, hair cout man keep going
ball with his hair so king you.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Can see what's on his mine.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
And because I was on a zoom called Greg. The
HR manager said, well, clearly you have a case thick
and well illustrous.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Oh yeah, absolutely till to the mountain modest. You got
loose hairs all over your head bones. Get a lip
roller and brush your shoulders up.

Speaker 16 (35:54):
Like getting the Dane mass going brush your shoulders off
this cattle, Big dude, go on, brush your shoulders.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
See this is crazy. Maybe he should just give up
and see the can't hare upy shulding. You gotta can't
give hair upy shoulder. You got it, can't hair upy
s Thank you everybody. It's funny because it's traditional.

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Speaker 15 (36:35):
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Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah, I like to hunt the woody shoe. Well, anybody's
a parent out there, I'll tell you kids can suck corn.
There's a story in the news eight year old girl
in Ohio who was so set on shopping that she
decided to steal her family's suv and she drove herself

(36:56):
ten miles to the target, commitment having so easy. Her
parents were worried sick. They had no clue where she
had gone, but the cobs eventually found her in the
target by herself. And when they found her, the little
girl admitted that she had smashed into a mailbox on
her way to the store, then to the cars out there.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
How is she?

Speaker 7 (37:18):
How could she even reach the pedals?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
I don't just scoot way forward to work for her.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
That's some can do attitude.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
My son the other day, since I'm really stupid, he uh,
he walked in the room and his foot was bleeding,
so he was getting blood everywhere. My friend, and I'm like,
what the hell would you do? He had taken his
razor that we got him to, you know, shave his
little cute little starter mustache, and uh, he said he
had some dry skin on the bottom of his foot

(37:51):
reminded me a menace, which was really a callous and
he decided he was going to use the face razor
to get it off there, and like, the foot just
bled and blood and blood. Meanwhile, what I knew? The
blood is dripping on the floor and then here comes
the dog following him, licking it up, stopping at every

(38:11):
spot and gross, I know, I'm like, what, no.

Speaker 13 (38:17):
Man.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Kids. The other day there was a four year old
girl saw this online. She walked into her mom's bedroom
and proud, proudly announced that she had pierced her own ears. Cool,
which the mom thought was a joke at first, but nope,
the girl actually did it. She pierced both of her
ears with one of her mom's old ear rings.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
Oh wow, I'm kind of impressed.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Hurt.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Yeah, stay away from stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, good for her.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
So dumb, what did you see? You saw something the
other day? Like some kid?

Speaker 17 (38:50):
Oh he licked something right, yes, yes, licked his own
pea off of his hand.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
It was my friend's kid. But he was going to
the bathroom and little boys sit to pee, so he
was like, you know, whole adjusting.

Speaker 17 (39:06):
Whatever when he was down there, and then I looked
away for one second and I looked back and he
was licking the pee off of his hand and I
was like no, no.

Speaker 10 (39:13):
No, no, and he was like my hand was all way,
and I'm.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Like, yeah, okay, you were watching a little kid.

Speaker 17 (39:19):
Pee wed well, I was just I was just standing
there supervising doing anything.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
It's not your kid, right, Why are you doing that?
Why are they taking a little boy set the pee?

Speaker 10 (39:30):
Yeah, that's what you do when they're really young, I guess,
which I didn't know either.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I learned that like three. Yeah, that was the way
to encourage little boys. Who was because you're like, oh,
look you can aim and.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
You're supposed to like throw cheerios and you can do that.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
There was this thing called potty pot shots right exactly,
and you know you could put like these little paper
boats in there and everything thinking boat. Yeah they should
be that for adults. Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
It's a show.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
So I got this this football story. It involves the
center for the Packers, Josh Myers. He puked on the football.
I heard about that before. He snapped it to the quarterback,
who was Malik Willis. This is on Sunday. It was
in the second quarter of the Colts Packers game, and

(40:19):
right as he was about to snap the ball, it
was third and ten. Myers still snaps the ball after
puking on it, and then when Malik Willis realized that
he had puked on it, he decided to tuck and
run rather than throw this puke soaked ball. The Packers
head coach after the game, Matt Lafleur, he met with
the media and he was like, hey, I was kind

(40:39):
of confused as to why he changed the play. You know,
because you don't run on third and ten. Yeah, he said.
I asked Malik why he didn't throw the ball on
that third down. He told me that Josh threw up
on the ball. I mean, I've seen plenty of videos
of players on the field just barfing and going right
back to the huddle. There's anybody bar on the ball.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
The game for that.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
It's football. Start the game.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
It's on the ball, Yeah, I mean, how do you
even throw it?

Speaker 5 (41:09):
It's that's the quarterbacks problem. Wow. I mean they play
in the rain, they play in the elements, and you
got to play with on the ball. That's why he
tucked and ran.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Thought.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yeah, I've seen like linemen and whatever, like the plays
whistled dead and they're kind of standing there for a
second and they you know, they bar fall over the
field and go to the huddle and right back on
with it. I mean, who knows what was going on.
I know, you know, they were probably parting last partying
last night, or that's it, you know, or maybe there's sick.
Plenty of these players play, you know, when they're under

(41:41):
the weather. Of course, thinking about these people who are
such babies when they're sick and like all other invalids. Yeah, Meanwhile,
these guys are going out there like I'm always impressed
when you know, you got a player, receiver, quarterback, we're
playing with something broken. Meanwhile, you've got a base ball
player who thought he had a hangnail and he's like

(42:03):
he's on the month. Yeah, he's on the injured list
for fifteen days.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Didn't that happen to Patrick Mahomes last season? Was he
like playing with like a broken ankle?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Well, yeah, he had a major ankle injury a couple
of seasons ago. Yeah, and uh yeah, I mean these
guys are out there with broken ribs.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
It's even crazier with hockey players. Yeah, go off the ice,
got stitches and.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Be back like yeah later their teeth. Yeah, they spent
a tooth out.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Do you ever tell your son.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
This, what about hockey? Yeah he knows it's Sanders. I'm
sure you know.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Yeah, he'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Oh yeah, he'll be fine.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Some of those toothless guys are kind of hot if they.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Don't really do dentists anymore.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
They were like a badge of bomb.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Was the last time he saw a Polyden commercial, like
where it's like, look how the dentist stick using this
goo implants? Right?

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Yeah, yeah, you get the dental implant and you know
you're all good. Greg has a dental implant. I've heard
about Greg?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Which one that sore on?

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Right? Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:52):
I was hoping he was right in front.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
It was like a billion dollars. It was like a
billion trillion dollars.

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it is Tuesday morning. It's September the seventeenth, twenty twenty four. Whatody,
that's Greg Gory, Good morning, wood We got menace?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (43:42):
There is sea mass? Sammy is right there, Gina grad
right there, Ny you wherever you are. You can be
part of the show on the air with us on
the phones. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that is
a eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us over
to two to nine eight Evan Man. Sammy came into

(44:02):
work skipping today. She was so happy, she said. The
last night she got the notification that Diddy Sean Combs
Puff Daddy, Yeah, oh my God, had been arrested at
his hotel in New York City. This is in connection
with the sex trafficking allegations.

Speaker 10 (44:20):
I'm so happy. I wanted him to get arrested. When
they did the raid. We all know he's a pile
of trash, and how do you know that?

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Let me just for the sake of being fair and
having the argument here, I feel.

Speaker 17 (44:31):
Like been so many stories over the years and you
can see how just like angry and abusive he is.

Speaker 10 (44:38):
And then all of this stuff coming out by so many.

Speaker 17 (44:40):
People, You're like, he's so guilty, and I'm sure there's
so much more that we don't even know about him.

Speaker 7 (44:45):
Didn't he like kick a woman down the hall?

Speaker 11 (44:47):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Cassie whatever her name is. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
I'm shocked on how invested Sammy is into hating P Diddy,
which I'm on board with because I've I've known pd
P did he suck since like the day I started
in radio.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Oh yeah, what was that story? Wasn't it your first day?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (45:06):
It was my very first day, my very first like
five minutes in a radio station. Ever he ever and
P did He's there and he's screaming at the at
the radio personalities off the air about some crap, and
he's like yelling at people. He's like threatening people with
his bodyguards and things like that. So I've known since

(45:28):
they won he's not a dude good he's not a
good person. Yeah, it sucks because there wasn't really any
like proof of hard evidence. But you know, you have
that Cassie video of him beating her up in a
hallway in a hotel. So at least you have that
that you can say, hey, look here's here's some proof

(45:49):
that you cannot deny.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
Right.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Yeah, Well, anyway, there's a sealed indictment that apparently will
be unsealed today, so we'll have we'll have some more
specific open it.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Let Sammy open it?

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yeah yeah, let me like yeah, but since last November,
he's been hit with ten lawsuits alleging rape and trafficking
and some other crimes. You remember the Feds rated as
helms like was at Miami in La Yeah, La and Miami,
both of them and did he of course says that
he's innocent. Of course, we'll see how that goes. What

(46:23):
kind of cake for your party? Would you let? Yea cheesecake?

Speaker 7 (46:27):
You bunk with Weinstein?

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Yeah, yeah, he's not doing.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Too well either.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
That must be so crazy though, because like again, you're
I don't know, you're super famous, you're begat Ridge. Yeah,
you have like you know, you can do anything in
the world and then suddenly you're in a jail style.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
That's the thing, because I think that goes to your
head that you think you can do any Yeah, and
then next thing you know, you are in Joe. I
thought about that all the time with the Bill Cosby story, right,
talk about going from the highest of highs where you
were just so well respected, universally loved, just respected, you
walked on water exactly, and now you're a scumbag, you know, rapist.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Destroy I think that's more crazy the Bill Cosby, because
at least.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
We kind of knew that, yeah did he was never
like held a pedestal, being a great guy. Yeah, it
was America's Dad.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
But the Bill Cosby the complete one eighty foh yeah,
being beloved to be a monster.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Back to what Mena said about Diddy at the radio
station yelling at people and whatnot. Yeah, I wish somehow,
as a society, or for lack of a better term,
we could take the entertainment industry as a whole and
stop making it such an a whole industry. It's not serious.
I know people are always yelling. You have we have
audio of actors going off on cruise, we have you know,

(47:51):
evidence of celebrities yelling at people, berating people.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Oh good, you know.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
You're acting or you're singing.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Who cares?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Stop acting like you're the God's gift to the world.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Again when yeah, I'm at the radio station. He's screaming
at everybody, like about what do we really need to
play his record?

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Is the world going to end?

Speaker 9 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Right?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Like why do we care so much? We have?

Speaker 9 (48:17):
So we know a lot of people who to suck
up to these artists, Yeah, these record labels and act
like they're.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
The president of the United States because are allowed to
act that way. I'm sure for a long time, Like, wow,
you know that.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
I wish we could change that.

Speaker 17 (48:33):
So it's so weird how it's like, oh, as if
you're never going to be able to find anybody else
with that much talent and that much whatever, that they
can just run them up and do whatever they want.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Did you ever work for somebody who was a yeller
and a screamer? I did. I worked for a number
of those people, not I mean not over the top.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I have.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
It, would throw things at you, all kinds of stuff.
I remember the one guy that threw something at you
at me. Yeah, we were we had a meeting and
I guess you were typing on your computer and he
thought you weren't listening to He like threw a box
of tea at you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
our best friend. Yeah yeah, but no, that that's nothing.
I was thinking about it, man, ire war hardcore. Yeah.

(49:13):
There was this one guy I worked for and the
ratings were coming out that day, and this was a
programming assistant who was in charge of getting the the
you know, the numbers, and so he went on to
At the time, it was a company called Arbitron, and
there were always problems yeah, with Arbitron's website and downloading
these This is like maybe two thousand yeah, okay, And

(49:37):
so we're in a meeting and this assistant comes in
and goes, hey, sorry, man, having a problem getting The
guy jumped up, grabbed this kid, pulled him in the office,
closed the door, put them up against the door, and goes,
you get me those affing numbers, even if you have
to call them and you write them down by hand.
Next time you come in here, have those effing numbers.

(49:57):
He's like, OK, stupid, Yeah, I mean he would like,
you know, this is the same guy that toss stuff
and O god, yeah, because the surgery. But here's the thing.
Nobody complained that. Nobody really cared, even the kid who
was supposed to be getting the numbers, like he didn't complain,
didn't care. It's like, how, uh, football coaches can't yell

(50:18):
at the kids anymore. He used to be the football
coaches grab the kid by the face basket, like what
were you thinking this stuff? You can't do that either.
That stuff stopped affecting affecting me after the first time
I got fired, because then after I got fired, I'm like, oh,

(50:38):
you know what, I didn't die. Yeah, you know, like
I got another job. I was able.

Speaker 9 (50:43):
And then so when I came back and I was
dealing with the yellers, like I don't really like whatever,
there was.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
A guy and in fact he's the he's the guy
who told me I couldn't use my real name Jeff
on the air. And this is where I got the
name Woodie. I was just sitting in a meeting with
the same guy. Anyway. He wasn't a yeller, but he
was very intimidating. He was extremely intimidating, and like you
just wanted to work so hard for this guy, Like

(51:09):
I learned more working for this guy. I think I
had a great fear of pissing him off or disappointing him,
or he wouldn't want me at the station anymore. I
was very young and early in my career. But like
I think, I thank God that I worked for him
when I did.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Right, it was a perfect timing.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
If I work for that guy now, I would tell
him to go f himself. Yeah, I would never listen
to him. So funny, but at that time, like I
learned so much from him. He was tough. Yeah, Yeah,
I had the same thing.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
A program director, my my very first program director. Not
a yeller by any means, but super intimidating. And if
you wanted to talk to him, and this is your
direct supervisor, you had to make an appointment with his assistant.
What so you couldn't just run and if you had
an issue, no, it was you had to go see
Diana and she had to schedule an appointment and it
might be three days from now.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah, I was just starting where the Stabler was. Yeah, right,
open to our policies are more of a new thing. Yeah,
back in those days, it was a talk to the
program director, we're gonna take a quick break. If you
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(52:19):
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Those are next. Hang on, we'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (52:43):
This is.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Like ale, please a right, welcome back, Greg, give me
one of these for your house. Dude, tell me Chipotle's
got the new autocado robot. Oh I can and peel
avocados in about twenty six seconds.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I have got to see you there.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
There's a video online. You can see it auto A
U t O c Ado avocado avocado and they're they're
they're putting them in chipotlets, which, by the way, last
night for dinner. It's officially back in storees that brisket.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
I saw the commercial during football and like yep, and
so I made a note of it and last night
went and it really got me that bisket, remember, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
It's really good. Oh this machine is massive, nice.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Oh speaker that you put in like one hundred at once.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Well, you can put that in your what do they
call it, your your appliance garage.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Yeah, that's the new thing for kitchens.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Like it's a you know, I want one.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
It's got like a like a rolling door that goes
up and that's where you keep all of your appliances on.
You wouldn't have it out like your toaster or your
Kitchen Aid mixer menace, that's a faux products all that stuff. Yeah,
you gotta have it in the appliance garage.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
My toaster in the cover. I don't keep that sitting
on the counter.

Speaker 9 (54:02):
There's another Kitchen Aid product that I might pull the
trigger on. It's a new rice cooker. It's basically like
the Virgin you know, like the toaster that you got
right yea. I have a smart toaster, a smart toaster
where you just put like what kind of bread you
have or a bagel, whatever, and you just hit button
this one.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
It like you select what kind of rice you have
and or what kind of rice you want to make.
Let's say sticky rice rice or whatever.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
So yeah, kitchen Aid made this like device. It looks
pretty cool. How much rice do you make?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
It?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
I guess if you're making rice all the time, making
rice constantly. But if you are making rice all the time,
you're really good at like Joe Coy's.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, you do knuckle.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
But this is like set it and forget it rice. Yeah,
that sounds like it's for you know, just your average
white person. It never cooks rice, So how often would
they be cooking rice? Is that something that's just taking
up space? But then again, you don't use your mix
your mixer either. You just got that for the look. Yeah,
it looks fancy, but yeah, I think I want this
rice cooker. I'm going for it.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
Oh, speaking of robots real quick though, I was at
Sam's Club and they had the cleaning robot going through
the aisles.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
I posted a video of it because it's so funny.
They put a skeleton on it and like a little
Dame Batch for Halloween already. Yeah, for the you know
the workers that used to work on those things. Sure, yeah,
it was the Zamboni type thing.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
It was awesome. We still have to get one for here. Yeah,
true coffee robot. Question for the fellas, would you rather
be stuck in the woods with a bear or a
random woman? I asked, because over in England police arrested
this thirty eight year old broad after she attacked her boyfriend.
Apparently she was all horned up and she really wanted

(55:42):
to have sex and she tried to initiate, but he
wasn't feeling that. He was tired and ended up falling
asleep and so not happy about that. She poured bleach
on his face, oh to wake him up, which worked,
and as he got up, he's fumbling for his clothes
in the dark, and that's when she grabbed a knife
and she stabbed him in the groin, just barely missing

(56:03):
his penis, which he did admit to the cops. That's
what she was going for. Oh my gosh, she was
going for his wien, but she missed because he had moved,
and so she got him in the thigh instead. And
because this is England and not the US, the justice
system moves pretty fast, and so she was just given
seven years in prison. Whoa should be tripping?

Speaker 6 (56:22):
They actually enforced the law there, I know, right.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Weird seven years, But if it was a dude, he
would have got way more than seven years. Yeah, because
if a dude did something like this, every time they
got shot down for sex, there'll be a trail of victims.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
And this is not the first time we've heard a
story like that. All Right, women gets denied, goes on
the ramp.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
Asked her a question. I'm going bear, Yeah, Oh, absolutely,
bear take my chance.

Speaker 7 (56:50):
Will a barrel just take what it wants?

Speaker 5 (56:51):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Yeah, he's not revenant.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
An update on the would be Trump assassin. According to
officials who pinged his cell phone, they figured out that
he had camped out in the bushes there along the
golf course for twelve hours before he was spotted by
the Secret Service. Also, according to TMZ, he once got
busted exposing himself to some chick who had hired him
to do some construction work on her house. She says

(57:15):
that she was taking pictures while some of the work
was being done, and he was in this picture and
he whipped out his wiener. Oh, and she said she
still has the pictures of him smiling at the camera
with his dork out holding a hammer.

Speaker 7 (57:26):
That's cool. Yeah, yeah, How do you hide for twelve
hours and nobody see you? You must be really good
at hiding.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I haven't seen the lane, low, I haven't seen like
an aerial golf course. Who the hell's out there? I
would have to go to the every once in a while.
Somebody would shank it.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I couldn't last without going number one. At least, heads up.
If you drive a Volkswagen, you're driving a Volkswagen. Also,
they're recalling about one hundred thousand electric SUVs because the
doors could fly open unexpectedly while driving thanks to faulty
door handles. The handles allow water to get into the
circuit board, which causes the malfunction. I saw this in

(58:06):
the article. Volkswagen is being called the bowing of the
roads because the doors fly open. Getting it show up?
Hands who gets A dude in Colorado started physically assaulting
customers at a Panera bread store. So one of the
employees grabbed a breadpan and just started bashing him over
the head with it, and of course somebody got it

(58:28):
on on video. Here's a little audio that beating this
guy in the head with the with the breadpan you
used a rolling PINZ.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Speaking of bread, I haven't been in side one in
like eight years, and I just went to one last week,
and I didn't realize what kind of items that they
have there. Now, what do you mean they have like cookies,
cookies on top of them with M and m's.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Like all kinds of They've always had that stuff.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
But the fudgie brownie cinna top.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (59:06):
But I didn't realize how much their coffee game sucks
because I actually walked in there to get an ice
coffee and so I go, yeah, like a just you know,
ice coffee whatever, and they go here you go, and
then they hand me a cup and you go, yeah,
where's the coffee and they go, oh, it's behind you.
Like you pour your own, yeah coffee, your own mixed, okay,
And it wasn't good.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a coffee drinker, so
I can't speak to that, but I do like Panera bread.
My wife and I went in the one for the
first time in a long time, and it was good. Yeah.
I didn't realize they just have a sandwich called the
Bacon Turkey Bravo, which is on like this sun dried
tomato bread that they have, like a sun dried tomato
and basil bread. So that sounds good though.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
Well, you can never sleep on the bread ball. You're
not gonna go wrong with like a broccoli.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
They give you the thing like if you get a
bread bawl with the soup in it. Then they also
give them what would you like for your side, like
a like a bagette.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Yeah, so you get.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Another piece of Yeah, so you get another piece of
bread on the side of your bread for dipping.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:03):
I didn't realize they had like all these pieces. Yeah yeah,
the good stuff over the top sugary snacks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, but crap coffee.

Speaker 13 (01:00:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Independence Bank in Kentucky in some trouble. There were about
a dozen people who hit the ATM. They were given
fake one hundred dollars bills. It was movie money. It
even said for motion picture purposes. Weird, and that's quote
in props. We trust a lot of people didn't even
realize that until they want to go spend it those machines,
you know intent. Well, the machines have been shut down. Uh,

(01:00:35):
and they contacted the people who might have been impacted. Now,
Independence Bank released the statement saying, we apologize for any inconvenience,
and they're blaming it on the vendor that manages and
maintains their machines.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Why would that even? And if I was given a
fake one hundred and I tried to use it as
at a store, I'd be arrested.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
I just I just got this from the ATM the
Body Show. So Greg, I thought about you. Oh nice,
So you can rent the Manson murder House.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
I thought they could tore that down and rebuilt it for.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
A whopping two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Now it's the estate where Charlie Manson's slaughter chair and
Kate are unborn baby and four others back in nineteen
sixty nine. Oh somewhat remote part of Beverly Hills. Nine bedrooms,
ten bathrooms, a waterfall, pool, fire pit, hot tub that's
built into this like small cave. It's also got a
pizza oven, movie theater, gym, game room, and lots of history.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
So two hundred and twenty five dollars or two hundred
and twenty five thousand dollars a month? Yeah, doesn't the guy?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
Am I talking at a turn here. Doesn't the guy
from Full House own it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's like the creator of h Yeah, Jeff Franklin,
I'm with great. I thought it was just the land.
It wasn't actual Yeah, I think it was rebuilt.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Well yeah, are we talking about the same house or
not the not the grocery store couple that they.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Thought, Oh the.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
No, this was the Sharon Tate one. Yeah, I'm pretty
sure they tore it down and rebuilt it. But then
remember we were bagging on Trent Reznor for because he
took the door the door. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Like tryard house in North Carolina that was featured on
an episode of Hoarders was just listed for five point
two five million. Whoa, Now it was a mess.

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
I know this house, you don't you know, I'm obsessed
with Hoarders.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
Okay, So this this very bougie like upper middle class
gay couple.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
It's an English tutor revival. But this mansion turned Airbnb
now yet?

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
Oh but this huge house from this old bat who
her husband died and she was she claimed to be
a designer, and she was just like like crawling through
hoard and would sleep in the car out front and
harassing them and this is a fantastic episode.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Yeah. So when the house was on the show season nine,
it was just filled with dolls in moldy furniture and
a rusty antique pea pot that the owner refused to
get rid of. And so now just listen for five
point two five million, and they've been using as an
Airbnb sixteen hundred bucks a night.

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
I go check it out there, Gina, I really you should.
But going back to murder houses real quick with Greg.
I brought this up before because there was some murder
house where ten people like got killed in it, and
I said, Greg, would you buy that house? And He's like,
if I can get a deal, I would.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I'm not sure if you saw this one, but I
thought I wanted to get Greg's opinion on this. So
the guy who sold a house to Jeff Bezos in
Miami Beach, you see the story I did, Okay, I
don't really have any sympathy for the seller me neither, Like,
who cares who you're selling it too? So this guy
sold a house to Amazon Jeff Bezos Miami Beach.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Wasn't it like fifty eight million?

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
He's suing the realder because the realder didn't tell him
it was Jeff Bezos who was buying his house. The
homeowner's pissed because he sold it for less than the
asking price. Yeah, and he said, obviously I wouldn't have
done that if I would have known I was selling
the house to a mega billionaire.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
God, because yeah, they got a little bit of a discount,
which has got to hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
The house is listed at eighty five million, and Jeff
Bezos bought it for only seventy nine million. Oh, I know, boo,
like you wouldn't you agreed to the price. The person
shouldn't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
And for all we know, whoever has bought one of
our houses in the past could have afforded more. Yeah,
how you negotiate.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
And just because Jeff Bezos has a ton of money
or somebody has a ton of money, doesn't mean they
necessarily want to spend more.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Than they need to on something not trying to part
with it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Can they?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
But I think that's a that's a human nature thing,
like nobody wants to pay more.

Speaker 10 (01:04:46):
But whatever's buying this house has a ton of money.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, assume that it's a house listed for eighty five million, right,
You're doing okay, and if you can figure out how
to let it go for seventy nine, something tells me
you're okay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:58):
You're gonna land on your feet.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
If you've ever done a real estate transaction, you usually
don't know the buyer until the paperwork is getting going. Yeah,
and then you see their name, all right, eight seven
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his family quote unquote yeah, cult leader.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
Yeah, I don't think anybody was unclear on that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Yeah, I know. But like Manson that whole like, uh
does every time I see something about him, like how
did anybody ever follow this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
I know?

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Didn't you see him?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Media?

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Like you see him? You go, all right, he's nut, Yeah,
he's he looks like a dirty elf right right, sport
before social media. More Woody show is coming to bang On.
What do you sitting the ninetiece chicken nuggets somewhere in
the studio?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Can Menace find it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Before that? Never mind, he found it? The Woody Show
will be right back this this gets hot and then
they just wanted Joe and next thing you know us
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. The Woody Show. Weddy, that is great.

(01:06:11):
Gorg Menace is here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
What is up?

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
We got Seed asked, We've got Sammy and our newest
full time member of the Woodie Show is Gina grad
Good morning Gina. Now, ever since Gina got announced as
a full time member of the show, we've had people
who are hitting us up. And this is how I
know you've been around for a while, because we have
done those getting to know you segments. Yeah, exactly for
a lot of people over the years, like I've done one,

(01:06:35):
Greg's done one, Menace, I mean, everybody, all the people,
we've always got to know them. And there was a
long time, I forgot how many years ago it was
a while ago, at least seven years ago, where we
heard about that thing where they were making this argument
that if you sat down and you talked, you took
any two people and you sat them down and you
had them ask all these questions to each other, that

(01:06:58):
any two people, regardless of their background or anything else,
any two people could fall in love or you would
fall in love right after over for it was, but
it was also kind of interesting because you're.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Like creating like vulnerability and connection or yes, I need.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
To just learn stuff about each other right exactly, So
like you would sit and listen to their sign, then
you would then be able to share all of your stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:07:24):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Yeah, and so we didn't have time for all those questions,
but we did. We narrow them down to ten, and
so each person is taking a turn answering these questions.
It's just a chance to get to know you a
little bit better. I love that, all right. So, uh,
Gina Gratt, are you ready to go onto the microscope?
Let's do it all right, question number one. Just take
a couple of minutes and tell us about your story,

(01:07:48):
your life story, and as much detail as possible. A
couple of minutes, we've all managed to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
Let's see. Well, I was raised in the Midwest in
Kansas City, and my dad was a sportscaster on T
I did like some sports in school, but no interest.

Speaker 12 (01:08:04):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
My kindergarten soccer team was called the sugar Babies.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Oh yeah, okay, so that I think they're still called
the sugar Babies.

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
Doubtful.

Speaker 7 (01:08:14):
It was foreshadowing for some of my teammates, but not
for me. But I was super into like dancing and
singing and plays and musicals, and that's all I cared about.
I hung out with like like theater and like hippie
kids in high school. That was kind of like my people.
I wasn't a big drinker. I'm not a big drinker now.
I wasn't really then, but I think I smoked pot

(01:08:37):
the first time when I was like fifteen, and uh,
love affair began kind of stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
I met my my best friend who's still my best
friend of this day, when I was two. She's still
very much in my life. That yeah, she's a girl.
My parents got divorced at a perfect time for me,
when I was like becoming a teenage, like twelve years old,
you know, when everything else is going right right, And
it was like in like right in the middle of
my butt, mitzvah. So that was tough.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
And but back then you're Jewish. Yeah, I'm a big
jay dub.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Back then, like you didn't go to therapy and asked
the kids if they're okay, just kind of dealt with it.
So I manifested all these like problems because nobody checkedes
if I was okay. I became a gooraphobic. Didn't leave
my house for three weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Again, you don't go outside.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Couldn't leave my house. I was pulling my hair out.
I had panic attacks all the time, but like nobody cared,
Like nobody asked about it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Do you have siblings?

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Yeah, I have an older brother and he didn't care.
Oh god, no, he had his own issues. But we
got through it. Went to the University of Kansas, majored
in theater with a concentration in something that I knew
I would use, Japanese mask work.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
Oh okay, yeah, all right, Jesus christ.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
All met my other best friend, who's also my other
best friend of this day when I was eighteen and
did a lot of shows in college, my first real boyfriend.
When I was a freshman in college, I did hair
fully nude. It was before people would bring their cell
phones into the theater. So I mean at eighteen, Wow,
come on, amazing for.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
And that was your first real boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
Yeah, that's what we met.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
See, so were you like late to lose your virginity? Well,
what's late. I was eighteen eighteen. Oh, it seems a
little late.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
But here's a fun fact.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
I am not not abnormal, but like on the late
side of normal.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Yeah, it didn't occur to me to do it before that,
but I lost my virginity before I ever used it.
Tampon what yep?

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
So you were just using pads. You had a period,
you just use a tamp I.

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Didn't know what to do. Nobody told me. Nobody talked
about anything in my family.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
That's what my wife said. My wife said that her
mom never had a conversation about like periods or anything.

Speaker 9 (01:10:50):
You probably learned that in school because you have health class. Yeah,
but also knowing my mother in law, she just didn't
want to have the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
With my mother.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
And it had a great time, so much fun in
college that I left early when I thought my fund
was done, and I did not complete my bachelor's degree,
which I am currently completing right now, because left No,
I have three classes left. I've already done four of them.
Moved to New York right before nine to eleven, and

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like Woody, I was there in the city, saw everything
go down and it was it was intense. Got locked
in the city. Stayed there for two years with my
other boyfriend that my next boyfriend that I met on
a trip to Israel, because of course.

Speaker 10 (01:11:34):
Was the first birth Threat group.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
I was literally the poster child. It's me like like
swimming in the dead sea.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
I thought I was going to marry this guy. Super
glad that I didn't, but I really was. I was
crushed when we broke up and I came out here
just to kind of like get my mind right. My
dad had been living out here and I forgot to
go back. And that was like twenty one years ago.
I just I kind of just never went.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Back to New York.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Got a radio job where I had to scream calls
in the middle of the night for their public access channel.
I still worked my shift at the retail store, and
then I would drive two hours away to do a
show for free, just to learn how to do radio.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
Yeah and yeah right, yeah, it's a different version of
the same story. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
And then just like bounced around on radio for a
long time and landed here with you. I mean, and
I got I got married later in life. I have
no divorces under my belt because I didn't get married
till I was, you know, forty something.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
But so as far as like radio goes, like what
you were like a phone screener and then and then okay,
and I would do bits.

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
On one of the shows, I asked if I could
do the news and the host said, you can only
do it if you do it as Robin Quivers from
the Howard Stern Show a character.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Yeah, so I could.

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
I had to that, but I had to deliver real
news like oh or you're gonna hate this, And I
was giving like the real news updates. So it was wacked.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
And we worked with our friend Mark Thompson.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
Worked with Mark Thompson, Corolla, Tim Conway Junior, all these
wonderful Arsenio Hall, all these really amazing people, and uh,
and I'm very lucky. And then my dad got really
sick from like a freak, like a freak illness, and
I spent two years dealing with that and dealing with
the family and what kind of illness was it he had.

(01:13:24):
He was diagnosed with something that's like very curable called
harry cell leukemia, and they just put a little port
in your heart and all as well as I don't
want this sounds terrifying, but they said it's easy peasy,
and I don't want to freak anyone out because the
chances that is happening to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
You are very low.

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
But while he had the port, he got like an
infection and his immune system was bottomed out. So he
got this like like tropical illness, like something insane, and
he went downhill so fast he couldn't move. He couldn't
speak for a long time. And I was just like
the twenty four hour nurse maid. While I was working,
while I was doing this, while I was doing that,
while I was trying to deal with the family. It

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was insane. So the plan was for my husband and
I to get married in his hospital room, but it
was during COVID so and allow that he passed away.
It was dev I was beyond devastated, but I still
had so much like planning energy and dealing with stuff
and like paperwork and medicare. I still had all this energy.

(01:14:22):
I didn't know what to do with it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
So I said to my husband, was that your way
of coping?

Speaker 7 (01:14:25):
Yeah, Well, if somebody nobody else was.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Doing anything, you get busy stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
And I was dealing with all the everything, and so
I said to my husband, like, do you want me
to plan a wedding like, I don't care either way,
but I'm happy to do it because I still have
all this energy. So we did, and every vendor said
they have never worked with a bride as easy as me, Like,
because I do. I give an f what the colors
of the flower a I just buried my dad. I
don't cares. Just pick a color.

Speaker 12 (01:14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
And by the way, that was your reputation easy easy,
you know, easy to work with. How should clarify it?

Speaker 7 (01:14:56):
I was going to say, even though if I didn't
put out easy to work with, it easy to work with.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
So it was.

Speaker 7 (01:15:02):
It was a crazy time. And then I moved. Well,
I had already been living with my husband and my
step son and that's been like six years and we
just live in this little little house together and that's
my life.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
And then here she is here I am.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
Today.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Yeah, and just just a few minutes she got us
right here. Yeah for the Wood Show too. Alright, So
we're getting to know Gina grad And what we're gonna
do is we're gonna take it cause that's like the
most like us, a long one, that's a longer in
depth one, and so we'll take the breaks and we'll
come back and we have some of these other questions.
We'll get to know Gina Grad some more. After the break,
you're on the WOODI Show. Hang on, Baby's Jake, I
have a conversation with the person next to you who's

(01:15:37):
also starting driving. How's it going. We'll be right back.
I'm very excited because man, I do love a trip
to Costco, and I'm gonna be going after the show today.
I'm out of those egg white fritadas. Yeah, those are
trash bays. But I love being a Costco. I love
me a trip to Costco.

Speaker 9 (01:15:57):
That news you had that new sandwiches on their food court.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Yet I'll check it out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Also, new research shows how much we spend each minute
that we're there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Each minute.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
They say, as soon as someone walks into Costco, they're
spending a dollar seventy five per minute. Oh wow. The
average person shops for about thirty seven minutes, which I
find to be low.

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
It seems fast.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
One person even said in the I feel like I
spend thirty seven minutes per aisle. Yeah, thirty seven minutes
just walking in. And the average person on a trip
to Costco spends sixty four dollars and seventy five cents.

Speaker 9 (01:16:30):
Which, oh, please, please come on, I'm loving Borts Costco
Era that he's going through right now. Yeah, he's back
at Costco after twenty years. Like he's checking in constantly
from Costco.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Oh, this is a problem. This is a problem. I'm
traveling to different costcos now. I just found out about
the corporate size costcos that you can get to business costcos. Yeah, oh,
business Costco. I'm doomed, man, there's one nearby the radio station.
It's going to be a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
So between Costco, Target, and Walmart, Costco has the long
dwell time of all those bits. Part of it, they say,
is because it doesn't offer a curb side pickup, so
you have to spend time in the store. Also, the
food samples are located in the back always, so it
takes longer to walk to, giving you more time to
get distracted and add more stuff to your cart. Also,

(01:17:17):
which I never really thought about until I read it,
no signs anywhere to tell you where anything is true,
and it becomes a bit of a treasure.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
Hunt's true and it's crowded.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Also, don't sleep on Sam's Club. I'm a member of
both and I'd love Sam's Club just as much. Somebody said,
this is why instacart costco. The fourteen dollars tip is
cheaper than the Impulse buys.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
That I'll get one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
Yeah, one thousand percent. Phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woody text us over to two two nine
eight seven. All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, Yeah, so
our newest full time member of the crew is Gina
grad and we're getting to know Gina better with those
same question is that we've all answered. We've all gone

(01:18:02):
under the microscope over the years for these things, and
we heard a little bit about her life and how
she ended up getting here to this point. Little background
on her. But the next question, Gina, for what in
your life do you feel most grateful?

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
It's cliche for a reason. I would have had a
different answer a few years ago, but after seeing everything
my dad went through, and he was healthy as a horse,
and he was a jogger and he was fine, and
then he wasn't. I am so grateful for my health.
I can't even tell you. I'm i every day that
I can get out of bed and somebody else can't.
I know, I'm lucky that's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Yeah, yeah, I heard that. I was watching that documentary
Becoming Warren Buffett. He goes, what if I told you
that you get to pick out one car and that
car needs to last you the rest of your life? Right,
you know you would take care of that car. You
would you know, put the best gas, and you would,
you know, keep it clean. He goes, Well, that's that's

(01:18:58):
your mind and your body, right, he goes, you only
get one mind and one body. I'm like, hmmm, that's
pretty jeloppy. Yeah, all I get to know, Gina grad
what is the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?

Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
I always think about like whenever you see like a
new artist, like new music artist or whatever, and people
just think like, like what's the phrase they they woke
up on third and think they hit a triple you know,
like like they came out of nowhere. We never stop
and think like how much work, how much blood, sweat
and tears went into them, like breaking through? And I
feel the same way, like I know, you know, people

(01:19:31):
know my dad was in the industry, but he was
in a totally different format. He was a sports guy,
and people think like, oh, your Dan did it? Do
you just get handed everything on a silver platter. I
was like, no, no, it doesn't work like that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
Like you may get the first opportunity that way, like
by who you know or whatever, But if you're going
to stay in any I don't think any industry for
any amount of time. It'll become based on your own
Like you gotta know what you're doing at some pointless
your family owns the company, that's your family owns the
radio station.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
The only nepotism, the only nepotism I ever got was
he got me an interview for my first job, which
was phone screening overnight for a public access That was it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
Yeah, with that point for me again.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
People don't understand like how we've like scraped and worked
and sacrificed to get where we are, Like this doesn't
this does.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
Not happens had a career, yes, or it is involved
in a career, you know, it just doesn't happen.

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
It happen that way such a slow roll.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Yes, would you say, Greg, when somebody said the about
being lucky.

Speaker 6 (01:20:27):
Or oh just how that bothers me all the time?
You guys are so lucky, I was like, what a
lot of it was not lucky?

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:20:34):
Like my grandparents came to visit me on Thanksgiving at
the radio station and bring me food like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
We all worked.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
Yeah, you didn't work or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Getting to know Gina grad Question number four, What if
anything is too serious to be joked about?

Speaker 7 (01:20:49):
I got nothing. I mean, I've heard horrible jokes about
like that I should be insanely offended by. But they
were clever, so it was funny if.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
It's for like one topic or no.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
I mean, if it's if it's if it's a well
crafted joke, you're gonna get your props from me. It's
just if it's not funny, then I'm offended.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
I agree, it's it's contact, it's intent. Yeah, it's like
I said, if it's witty.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
And that's the thing, like with with a certain type
of person, like I would imagine, you know, people in
this room, if you're saying something brutal, it's because there's
like there's a certain amount of love underneath. You know,
you can't really get offended.

Speaker 5 (01:21:26):
By the way the brutal comedy. That's my favorite comic.
Like the more inappropriate, the more it makes something other
people angry or uncomfortable. That's the stuff I love.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
And if it's funny, oh my god, you're not gonna
get an argument for me.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
And we've all made plenty of jokes that if it
was just written down on paper and somebody ran there like,
oh my god, they would freak out. But it's all
about the tone and the context of Some people disagree
with that, and I can appreciate that, but it's not
necessarily what's in your heart.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
I'm not looking at the right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
It's just a style, yeah, that you just might not appreciate. Yeah,
all right. Question number five, getting the no GENA grad
share an embarrassing moment in your life.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Oh, I got one, and you were there wood he
I was, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Oh I know this story.

Speaker 10 (01:22:09):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Do you want to tell the story?

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:22:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
By the way, I was unaware of this the entire time.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
Thank. I was so terrified that he saw something and
didn't say something. So when we were talking, like, you know,
reached this job, Yeah, about this job, and I got
to meet the you know, the wonderful program director and
like just having this really interesting business line.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
So we yeah, so we went off campus, so to speak,
and we went and had this meal and it was
myself and Gina and the program director, because it was
part of the process of you know, hey, is this
something that might work out or whatever, just kind of
getting like we're doing now, kind of getting.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
To know you right, And it was all good and
it was so much fun and it was fantastic. So
the program doctor leaves and would you and I go
and walk across the street to get a coffee. And
because he's a gentleman, you know, I'm walking in front
of him, and you know, like you know, he opens
a door for me, and it's all very nice, and
we sit and we have a conversation. About halfway through this.

(01:23:07):
I'm listening and I'm trying to focus on what he's saying,
and I'm trying to play along. But all I'm thinking
is I one hundred percent I'm having my period. Oh no, like,
and I was not prepared for this. So I'm like,
and sometimes it's a false alarm. Whatever. I get home,
I take my jeans off and it looks like a

(01:23:28):
very violent crime has been committed on the back of
my pants. And I was so mortified. I didn't know
what to do. I didn't know should I reach out
to Woody and be like, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
It's chaotic.

Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
He to this day, he claims he didn't notice.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
I had no idea. I probably would have said something like, hey,
did you get shot? Would have been more of my style.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Okay, Yeah, he didn't see.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
I was pretty humiliated.

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
Look around for bears and sharks. Yea.

Speaker 6 (01:24:02):
And he would have told us about it.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Yeah, it was pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
I definitely told me so he did.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
He didn't say anything, and he did so he did.
Guess he didn't see that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
She's like, oh my god, can I tell you something?
And uh, yeah, because we were walking across from where
we had this breakfast to the Starbucks that was across
the parking lot. She was convinced because I was walking
behind her that I saw this supply bath.

Speaker 7 (01:24:24):
I was so humiliated.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Question number six getting to know Gina grad Reg Gill
appreciate this question. When did you last cry in front
of another person? Good or by yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
He's all involve you people. In front of Sammy and
Morgan last week?

Speaker 10 (01:24:41):
Yep, I was there.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
This was that Friday, Yeah, where I was not well.
Bort said, you know there's like a patio out there.
Do you want to do? You want to go out
and there get some errands like sure, I go out there.
I'm totally alone. It's like three forty five.

Speaker 12 (01:24:59):
I early curl up the field position on that couch
out there and start couch balling my eyes out, which
is yes, which is always preferable to puking.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
Which I knew something had to come out. I thought
I was too, and then I start crying and then
I come in and I'm like breathing, and then I
start crying in front of Morgan and seeing me. But
it felt so good. I was like, I think, I
just need to get this out, like I just I
just I'm okay, I'm okay. That was last last week?

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Wow? And then what what kind of stuff typically makes
you cry? Greg will cry pretty much anything.

Speaker 10 (01:25:33):
I'm an easy cry.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
I'm an easy cry too, But anything that has to
do with like certain members of my family or my kid.
I get like real emotional about my step son. He's
my little guy, okay, all right. Also, like if I
feel that anyone is wronging him, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Yeah, if you had to deal with any kind of
like bully stuff, or we've had.

Speaker 7 (01:25:58):
To handle a couple situations, but like overall, we're more
about like getting him to stick up for himself. But
you know, I'll uh you know, if I have to
drop a kid.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Sure that's what happened. Uh sorry, not sorry? What are
you most unapologetic about?

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
I am so sick of stepmothers being villainized as like
wicked and evil, Like I am just do I seem evil?
Or am I really good at hiding it?

Speaker 5 (01:26:23):
I'm the surface exactly. We'll find out later, you'll find out,
but I am.

Speaker 7 (01:26:27):
I am an unapologetic, like super involved stepmom. Like I'm
so sick of like the the Disney movie stuff and
the fairy tale like get over at people. We're just
like random chicks, like you know, we're joining these families
already in progress, like give us a break.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
I feel like people question the sincerity of like you know,
you say, oh I really love them or what like
like do you you really love that? Are you just
trying to like, uh, you know, look good for your partner,
like oh no, like you're really into them, but you
kind of put up with the kids.

Speaker 9 (01:26:58):
Well this this kid, like I think that's for people questions.
I agree, because not your child. Lookiden is not your
flesh and blood, So that's what people will question.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
He's my guy. Now that being said, there is this group,
this movement online called Nacho parenting and it's for step parents,
as in Nacho kid, Nacho problem. So I try. Yeah,
Like it's like a healthier way for some people to
step parent. Like, I'm just gonna take myself out of
the equation. This is not my problem with them. Figure

(01:27:26):
it out. And I've kind of adopted that a little bit,
just so I don't drive myself crazy. But like, I'm
a really involved parent. I love this kid, he's my guy,
Like I love my husband, Like, you know, this is
our family, and like I'm not gonna apologize for for
you know, being involved in his life.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Oh, We're getta know Gina Grad a little better the
ten questions. We're gonna wrap up the last three questions.
We come back after the break here on The Woody
Show eight seven seven forty four. Woody text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Maybe you have a random
question for Gina? Alright, wrapping up or getting to know

(01:28:05):
Gina Grad segment here segments Yeah, do you guys feel
like you know Gina a little bit better?

Speaker 12 (01:28:11):
For sure?

Speaker 18 (01:28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Yeah, absolutely would.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
I've never pegged you is as much of a crier.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
I'm a crier.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
I know she does not seem like she swallows her feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
I do, and I eat them laugh the off. I'm
an easy laugh for an easy crier.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
All right, So we got the three final questions here
getting to know Gina grad what's the one thing you
would like to change about yourself?

Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
I wish I wasn't so shy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Shut. She's the queen of oversharing, it's true, but like I.

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
Have declined three people's invitation to officiate their wedding. Yeah,
I am way too shy. I don't want the responsibility.
I I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
I've seen want the responsibility. Yeah that's different. Yeah, I
think that's different because I just recently saw you get
up in front of all the salespeople here at the
radio station. You were completely comfortable I was, and just
like really connecting and making them laugh, like you weren't
weird about like people have to get up in front
of a class or No, that's addressing a group of people.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
But I just feel like if I was like called
upon to like give a speech or you know, officiate
a wedding, I'd be like, oh no, no, no, no, no,
I didn't even want to give a eulogy at my
dad's funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
I mean, there are things I'm just a little bit
understandable under the circumstances. That's important stuff. Yeah, Question number nine,
If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself,
your life, the future, or anything else, what would you
want to know? One thing?

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
I don't understand how people say they don't want to
know this. I want to know when and how I'm
going to die. Yes, I don't want surprises.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
I want to know.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
I would be so at peace with that, just knowing
in advance.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Yep, I agree one thousand percent.

Speaker 10 (01:29:47):
That never even occurred to me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:48):
You really, I don't want to know that?

Speaker 17 (01:29:52):
Why because then you're kind of anticipating it, Like if
I'm gonna get hit by a bus, then I get
nervous every time I see.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
A bus like it because you know, she's like when
and how?

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
This would know?

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
Like I said, I wanted to, I would want to
know like how and then how old I was going
to be?

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Exactly That's exactly what I want.

Speaker 10 (01:30:10):
But then wouldn't you be like counting down?

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
I only have three more years.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
I appreciate then you know how to manage your time, right,
I'm going to be.

Speaker 10 (01:30:20):
Stressful. Don't go perfect. You're like, oh no, that was
the last time.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Not going to do this. You know how to manage
your time. You know how to manage your money, you know,
I mean like you could, like you always talk about
like you don't have to worry about like, well, what
if I live X number of years and what like,
you go, I'm going to live this number of years.
This is how much I need, and then this is
what I'm going to do.

Speaker 10 (01:30:38):
Sure you enjoy your last Christmas with your family.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Yeah exactly right. Yeah, yeah, because the people think about
the people who didn't know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Oh, that's the biggest regret everybody has. That was the
last time I talked to we got in an argument.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
If I would have known this is the last time.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
Just be nice all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
Just enjoy the moments.

Speaker 10 (01:30:55):
I mean, not nice all the time, but still try
to enjoy those moments.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
And yeah, Greg's down.

Speaker 6 (01:31:01):
I think because a week in advance, if you know
your death day, then you start having apple fritters for dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
Yeah exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Yeah, if you know you're not gonna die from any
kind of like you know, the heart attack or something
like that, you just eat what you want, you know
you'll be okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Yeah, right, heroin.

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
They are last getting to know you question for Gina
Grad if you could have anyone in the world as
a dinner guests. I know it's a very cliche question,
but I think it's very insightful. If you could have
anyone in the world as a dinner guest, who would
it be?

Speaker 7 (01:31:31):
Dolly Parton?

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
You did say that.

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
I am a true, true mega fan from back in
the day. I love her voice, I love her songs.
I've seen her in concert with multiple costumes and wig
changes many times.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Never you've never met her.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
I walked by her and everyone's sort of pushing me.
I couldn't do it, talk about I froze.

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:52):
It was too scary.

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
But she is. She is my my shining I just
love Dolly because the way that she's conducted herself for
entire Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
And she even says like, don't do politics. I'm an entertainment.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
Good for her.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Good for her. Well, there's a Getting to Know Ga
that by popular demand and as a conversations happened on
the show, we will nevily get to know her a
little bit better. Right, for for the good and for
the bad. Sure, just what happens. Don't be shy, feel
free to We've got some more when he show next, Hang.

Speaker 13 (01:32:23):
Up next.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
Show. All right, welcome back everybody. It is Tuesday morning,
September the seventeenth. Today is a National Apple Dumpling Day.
Apple dumpling. It's very We've looked it up before. It's
very similar to a frig dragon. Oh yeah, is it
like a popover?

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
Okay, we have looked up.

Speaker 5 (01:32:51):
Yeah, what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about baked apples,
like where you core it out and then you put
like some kind of like crunching crap in the middle
of it. It's more bake or boiled pastry apple. Yeah.
It's also National Monte Cristo Day.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
I've only had one of those in my entire life.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
Yeah, they're good. Sandwich, very nicey Yah, sugar Sammy. Today
is International Country Music Day. It's also National Pet Bird Day.
I think we mentioned like people with lizards or birds
are always strange people. If you have a bird as
a pet. I used to have a parakeet. Yeah, but
you were probably a child.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
I was a child. That's what I loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
It's fine to have a parakeet when you're a child,
but like the people that have birds as adults, they're
always I've found in my experiences people I've known. Yeah,
there's this one chick that I used to work with
the name is Lauri, and Laurie had birds and she
was batish crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
Oh dude.

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
I had family members who had love birds and they
would let them eat spaghetti out of their mouth. O.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
Then my best friend growing up, Joe, his mom had
birds and she was nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:33:56):
Yeah, I can see the connection.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Today is Australian Citizens Day, guys, surfi. Yeah, oh and
Greg get Ready Day.

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
Let's get Ready day.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
Yeah, let's get ready, ready to get ready right any day.
I just want to mention the Menace was very upset
yesterday that we just kind of glossed over the death
of Tito Jackson. I no, no shout out to Tito.
Come on, man, come on like o G members of
the Jackson five died at the age of seventy had
a heart attack apparently, I would say, while he was
driving jack five.

Speaker 9 (01:34:24):
He was the second most famous, right you know, probably, No,
Tito was way more famous for Jermaine and then he toured.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
As just the Jackson's right with Jackie and Marlin.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
After that. Yeah, I have no idea that here I'll
be on here's a confession. Uh, I could only name
Michael Jackson when you say the Jackson five, if you
mentioned oh yeah, but like if it was one of
those things. I was on the spot on a game
show and they said name two members of the Jackson five.

Speaker 7 (01:34:51):
There were ten of them.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
I would say Michael, uh, and then I would get buzzed.

Speaker 9 (01:34:55):
I would say Michael Jermaine, and then later and they
added Janet.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
That's it, added Janetoe.

Speaker 9 (01:35:04):
Not to the Jackson five, just Jackson, Oh the Jackson
That was when they were going by the Jackson family thing.

Speaker 6 (01:35:09):
Actually, and then there's LaToya aryln bb rebeebe rebe.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
I got some some bad news, you guys. Last week
there was a rumor that the Goony sequel had been greenlite,
that the original cast was involved. But it was all
a lie, literal fake news. Thank god, damn, it's clickbait. Yeah,
Corey Feldman said, quote everyone is asking, I can officially
tell you one percent.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:35:35):
Well, well maybe Corey doesn't know he's not in it.
I have no info that the works. Martha Plimpton, who
played Steph, says, quote, people, there's no Goonies two script.
There is no one attached. Stephen is not directing. It
is not real. But the leader of the bunch of
Mikey played by Sean Aston, yeah, he posted a fake

(01:35:55):
Goonies two poster and said, quote, it's our time. Come on,
Steven Spielberg.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Okay, it's our time down here, and it's all over
the second you write up Troy's buckets, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
And if all people pushing this, it's not Sean Aston.
He's been working. Everyone else is gonna work.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
That's right. Beetle juice, beetlejuice number one of the box office.
And I am keeping my never seeing movies that I
fully intend to see while they're in theater streak alive.
But you promised that with your family. And then also
what was in my cheers and jeers My jeer was
being a parent and stuff like that. Kids, of course,
rotten kids.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
They went without you. You were not invited.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
No no, no, we just didn't go. But it made
one hundred and eighty eight million dollars so far speak.
No evil was second dead pulling Wolverine at number three.
And something I've never even heard of Matt Walsh's documentary
am I A Racist?

Speaker 9 (01:36:43):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
Yeah, he did the one that was am I a Woman?

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
He goes undercover borat style to like go to like
racial just troll.

Speaker 7 (01:36:53):
He like trolls like liberal groups.

Speaker 5 (01:36:55):
I think. No, never never heard of it. But it
wasn't even a ton of theater. But and fourth, oh,
and by the way, Kevin Smith's new movie, which I
have a small role in. It's called the four thirty Movie. Yeah,
it's in limited theaters now. And Kevin is touring the
country doing some showings with Q and A as he
always does for his movies.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Are going to get in on that?

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Are you going to get in on that? And get
on what goink?

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
You had your five lines? What did that make you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Us about that? That was a fun experience.

Speaker 7 (01:37:27):
That's so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
John Stewart is sticking around the Daily Show. They won
that Emmy for Outstanding Talks. Heeries as we mentioned, and
a reporter asked if he would, uh, you know, welcome
Trevor Noah back to the show, and Stuart said, am
I being fired? He said that would be lovely. The
more the merrier. But as for the election and leaving
out for the show, he said, quote, my feeling is

(01:37:50):
this election will never end, so why should I How
could I leave? I won't be allowed to leave until
the election, until we're all ground to some sort of
calcified nub by the emotional moment. John Stewart like, whether
you agree with him or not politically, his delivery, he's
super witty. Yeah, like it's it's that's why they've never

(01:38:10):
been able to replicate what he did on The Daily Show, Trevor, Trevor,
you know what, maybe I see that's the thing. I've
never seen his stand up because the Daily Show was
so bad and his delivery was so bad. I never
had any interest to see him doing any kind of
stand up.

Speaker 7 (01:38:27):
Didn't do anything for you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
He might be actually pretty funny, who knows. I never
gave him a shot because he was so bad. He
just you can't follow John Stewart on that show. You
just can't.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
It's like, you know, like Stephen Colbert was perfect for
the Colbert Report, and even he couldn't follow himself. Yeah,
and he couldn't follow himself because right, I'm saying, but
it was so that was such a that was such
a lighting in the bottle kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:38:52):
Well, you say that, you're a comedy comma connoisseewer make
your kamasutra. Have you seen Trevor No, I've seen some
of his stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:39:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's very like he's one of those
guys who he knows the beats of stand up, he knows,
he's a he's good at presentation, he knows set up, punchline,
tag et cetera. However, what he says isn't super funny
interesting or would he but he's but he knows the
formatics of it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
Really the cadence, right, yeah, Greg Gory TMZ TMZ Studios.
They have a new documentary it's called TMZ Investigates Matthew
Perry and the Secret Celebrity Drug Ring that aired last
night and now today. It's available on Hulu if you
want to.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Is it wrong that I'm just not interested in that?
I'm not interested either, you know, like, Okay, he was
had addiction issues his whole life and then he to
this guy whatever he wants.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
So he's from your show, I know, but just a
big mystery.

Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
Really, it's not like his Phoebe Guys. Kate Winslet recently
revealed that she has enhanced her sex life by undergoing
testop to her own replacement therapy, NOISE, and she said
she feels sexy again. NOISE the treatment known as TRT.
It's a prescription based and it helps restore testosterone levels.
Kate encouraged women who have seen their libido drop to

(01:40:15):
go and check their testosterone levels because she believes that
this was the cause of her low sex drive. Now
she's like just mounting everything, which Kate Kate Winslet.

Speaker 6 (01:40:25):
Kate Winsley, Yeah, I get them as well.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
Like, what do you think that was? Kate Middleton, I
don't know sex straw?

Speaker 12 (01:40:33):
You like?

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Who?

Speaker 6 (01:40:35):
OK, see too many Kates. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Netflix isn't talk to air live episodes of the YouTube
show Hot Ones.

Speaker 6 (01:40:44):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:40:44):
I don't know why they'd be any better live. Yeah,
they would be worse live because that's what they do
really well. Is they really cut down those episodes into
the it's still long, it's like twenty some minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
There's they're interesting. Yeah, they get to meet to things.

Speaker 11 (01:40:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
I can't imagine. And it's funny. I forget who was
talking about this? There was just an inner you with
uh one of our hosts that is on one of
our stations in Austin one on one X. God, who
are they talking to? And he was making the comment
about how like all this stuff, Oh I know what
it was. It was Jack Antonoff, Yeah, yeah, Jack Annoff

(01:41:15):
is making this like I don't understand, like, what's what's
the big deal here? You know, everything like your podcast
or just radio? You know, you know, doing an event
live is a live streaming that that's just called television,
right right, Yeah, he was doing this interview with c. J. Morgan,
who's on our station in Austin one on one X.
Here's a here's that clip you want to here's a thought.

(01:41:36):
Everything is just to break something else down, to remake
it in its exact image. Like podcasting is just radio.

Speaker 13 (01:41:42):
Yes, right now you can get you know, like OHU
and Netflix and all this stuff for like this price,
and we're like, oh cable.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
Yeah, ten dollars more than I was paying for cable.

Speaker 13 (01:41:54):
In a historic twist, you know, Chris Rock goes live
on Netflix. You're like TV right, or like do you
notice that, like ride sharing is getting super shit and
now it's.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
Just cabs yeah, and they started They're like, we're gonna
host podcasts on our radio and podcasts and I was like,
you mean talk radio. Yeah, that's literally what you're doing.

Speaker 13 (01:42:13):
I know if you told me that talk radio and
like basic crime documentaries would be the biggest form of
media in twenty twenty four for young young people, I
would think that was very strange. Fifteen years ago and
you're like, I'm watching a murder documentary people like.

Speaker 6 (01:42:29):
Geez.

Speaker 8 (01:42:30):
So yeah, my mom is way into them. It has
been for decades.

Speaker 6 (01:42:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:42:33):
We had a guy call in one time here and said, well,
I don't use you listen to the morning radio and
we said, it's just a live podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
But yeah, yeah, right, oh and I forgot. How about
I was gonna mention this at the at the top,
but I'm sure you've seen if you're interested the announcement
from Jane's Addiction. Oh yeah, but they're taking some time
away as a group, so they canceled the remaining of
their tour. The remainder of the tour. If you already
bought tickets to any of the canceled dates, you will

(01:43:00):
be issued a refund at your point of purchase. How lame,
Thank you, Jane's dicktion Why yeah, wah why Greg Dave
Navarro sexy to you? No, really doing the makeup?

Speaker 7 (01:43:11):
Oh I used to be so inno.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
Yeah, oh generic, she's not brown enough. Greg likes this
guy's brown. He is a likely hispanic.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
Look, I mean yeah, maybe I don't know, thirty years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
Maybe. Oh he's too old.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Yeah, old old.

Speaker 5 (01:43:29):
Show Shimmery. We're gonna it's shimmer Day. We're gonna sit.
It's Shimoda, and you know we don't do. Starting with
the celebrities, you got Phil Jackson, the legendary basketball coach
the Lakers and the Bulls. He's seventy nine years old.
You got Danielle Brooks, tasty on Orange is the New Black?

(01:43:51):
Who is thirty five? Director Brian Singer, you know, Bohemian
Rahap City, the usual suspects, Uh, most of the X
Men movies fifty nine years old today. Alexandrovitchkin, the left
winger for the Washington Crapitals, is thirty nine today. He
got Jimmy Johnson, first of all, Jimmy first of all Johnson, Hey,
the NASCAR driver, who's forty nine. Elvira, the Mistress of

(01:44:12):
the Dark is seventy three.

Speaker 7 (01:44:15):
Love you Do, Yes, you guys don't love Elvira.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
I was saying, where's the rest of that sentence? Love?

Speaker 7 (01:44:21):
Don't you remember the movie?

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
It was so good. Kyle Chandler Coach Taylor on Friday
Night Lights is fifty nine. Vinnie from Naughty Bonnacher is
fifty four. Dougie Fresh He is fifty eight, probably the
world's greatest human beat box. And they got Kevin Klash.
He was the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street and
he lost that gig after he was accused of having

(01:44:43):
sex with several underage dudes.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (01:44:49):
Trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
He's sixty four years old today. And then today's Parno
birthday is Chanelle Cameron and she's gotten dirtier than the
men's room here at the radio station.

Speaker 6 (01:44:59):
That's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
In two hundred and twenty three fine films, including Chanelle
Chokes on a Big One. She was in Pink Eggs
and Slam Volume one. She was a fantastic and permission
to be a whore granted could also first time hole
owner Dad. She was in Suck the Sickness out of
Me Volume one and who can forget her? Unfreedomle role

(01:45:22):
and forget your spouse. This is a threesome house. That
is Chanelle Cameron, who is twenty three years old today.
That's your Porto birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a little
bit of what's happening in the world of entertainment this morning.
Here with the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
More Woody Shows next. Hang on, we'll be back. Probably

(01:45:42):
maybe we will consider the matter the angles and get
back to you the Woody Show. Seeing a bit Buila
wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All right, we are wrapping
up and getting hell out of here, everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
Let's good.

Speaker 5 (01:45:55):
That's gonna do it for Tuesday Morning, Full Show podcast.
Waiting for you to go to The Woody Show dot
com and you guys. Today we got our sexual harassment
training out of the way.

Speaker 6 (01:46:06):
Yeah good.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Every year we gotta do this company training. It's the
most excruciating time sucking and it's got the worst acted
simulations of different scenarios. You gotta figure out like who
is in the wrong and what should they have done
kind of stuff. So we just gave you a few
examples of those, as we do every year. It's just
the twenty twenty four.

Speaker 6 (01:46:25):
Version, because we forget it every year.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
Sexual harassment training that is on today's podcast, along with
all the entertainment stuff and the point of birthday. The
training news headlines all that for you again on the
Tuesday podcast. Coming up for you tomorrow, it's gonna be
the debut of the Golden Bachelorette on ABC. And here
on The Woodie Show, the debut of the new season
of a Golden Bachelorette. Yeah, inter the Sea what kind

(01:46:51):
of hotties Sea Bass has been chatting with online. We're
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wisdom please.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
Yeah, if you're think an onion is the only food
that can make you cry, try having a coconut thrown
at your face.

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Yeah, try that, try it, Try and get back to it.

Speaker 12 (01:47:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
I love coconut so much. And the first time, like
somebody handed me like some raw coconut, like half a coconut,
just and I'm trying like hell to scrape the inside
of it out, just to try to eat so frustrating,
such a disappointment, like.

Speaker 6 (01:47:38):
Oh, bab doesn't taste like an almendjoy at all.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
Yeah, I don't know what I was expecting, just something
a little bit more like more soft, more Malibu like. Yeah, exactly,
all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of guys could suck it.
Catch you back here on Wednesday. Have great day, S
M D double S. I quit this bitch,