The Woody Show September 24th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Greg Gory's Lesbian Stories, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener
discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows. The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Ay, good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
It is September the twenty fourth, twenty twenty four. Hello
and welcome. Yeah, I'm Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi,
Woody Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning, Woody. We've
got Gina Grass right, we got Sea Bass. There's Sammy
bort is here. Caroline is here there in the Woody
Show production department doing their thing. Morgan is here. She

(01:10):
is our associate producer. We got Vaughn our video producer.
Phones open for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also
hit us up with a text over to two two
nine eight seven coming up for you on the show.
This morning. Got a brand new redneck news. We get
cut up on the trending news headlines. We got great
Gory's lesbian story.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah we do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Now for a guy who's not into chicks sexually, no,
he is really into the idea of lesbians.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, he loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Now, is that somebody. Is that something that you would
watch like in person? Sure, either way, like or even
like an adult film.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh yeah, absolutely yeah, And that was always the best
scene in straightforward what.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm saying, But it would it would do something for you,
A tingle in your dingle.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, you know, I haven't tried in a while, but
I could do a next permit, all right, ladies, that
will try for you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, just to see.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'll change here for Craig, I'll change him.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I have some drinks in the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Right, Yeah, this is not for a full time lesbians either.
This is as we've mentioned before, it's the naughtiness that
does it for Greg agreed. So like it's a woman
you know, married to a dude or who's in a
long term relationship with some dude. Otherwise straight, I.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Can't believe I'm doing this.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's the whole thing that he's really into the naughtiness.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So, ladies, if you've had a lesbian experience, you're straight.
But otherwise I've had a lesbian experience, you'll be able.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
To call in.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
You could be anonymous, you could text us your story
over to two to nine eighty seven Greg just loves
to hear him, and I think the best part of
the segment. We've said this before doing this segment is
just watching and listening to Greg.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, he just perks up. It's difficult to ask
follow up questions though, because of what we're restricted.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, yeah, that's the thing when whenever you think about
how you want to tell your story, tool you are
going to call in.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yes, you could be anonymous.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
We don't need to know who you are, where you are,
and that kind of stuff, but you've got to be
able to tell the story in a way as if
like a five year old was kind of hanging around.
How could you tell your story to the other adult
in the room without the child catching up.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
There's gonna be a lot of cat talk.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We we figured it out
over the years.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
I've got to tell this story, but damn it, there's
a there's a toddler, a little taller story.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm gonna tell it anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, your musk one night, God speaking, Yeah, yeah, So
that's happened. At a little bit later on this morning
on the Wood Show phones open at eight seven seven
forty four, he hit us up with a text over
to two to nine eight seven. Uh so, we we
talked about a couple of people that fall on the
list red flags that reveal someone's a terrible person. Not

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returning their shopping carts, garbage, cheating on your significant other.
Not well, unless you're Sammy. Samy doesn't think that makes
you a terrible person. Although this person said, in my opinion,
cheating on your significant other is one of the highest
levels of betrayal that a person can do to another.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
True, okay, I would agree with this betrayal, but no
one's perfect.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
What screams I'm a terrible person. And so all these
people were given their two cents about it. People are
asked and one said, and this is definitely I didn't.
Here's the thing, here's the difference. I didn't make my
kids upset just to do this. I waited until they
were upset about it. And uh yeah, making your children
upset in order to record it and post it on

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the internet.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Now, we used to do a game called why are
they crying? And so, because you know, kids will cry
for anything that's their language, and it's always the most
ridiculous stuff. And so when that would happen, I would
just grab my phone kind of like we do for
guess who's gas, and I would record them crying and
carrying on while they were doing it, and then I
would bring it in I play it for everybody and

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they would have to try to guess why they were crying.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, so, but I didn't like get them to.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Cross what they really do.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Like there was that whole website or meme thing that
was I'm an a whole parent, and it was like,
and they're just kids, are just throwing themselves on the
floor and they're all like, I'm an a whole parent
because they asked for a cheese stick and I gave
it to them. Like everything makes them throw tantrums.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Let's see, here we go. Why were they crying? I
brought some old audio. Oh this is uh, this is
from my kid. Here we go, my daughter.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Wow fun horn.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, so what was that all about?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
They're so precious that yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, that was because she wanted mac and cheese and
that's not what was for dinner that time.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's like, I get it. Why are they crying?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
This is both of them good stuff. Now, Greg, you
can relate to this one. There's a bug on the patio.
I get it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, and that's

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why they were crying on the patio they were at first.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
I saw one the other day of the little girl
who she every time she walked outside and saw her shadow,
she's gonna have a horrible life.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You take that kid to the fire station. Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Here's one. These are twins that were crying. Why are
they crying? This is sending from a listener. They were
crying because the wrong Halloween song was playing.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Oh, you got to get the right one.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
The mood. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
People who treat servers, ride shair drivers, and convenience store
clerks disrespectfully. Character is how you treat the people that
you're never going to see again. That reveals it's a
red flag that someone's a terrible person. Also minimizing other
people's experiences or pain because it doesn't match your experiences.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Nothing I did.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
A lot of tasty people are hyperbolic.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, I agree with SeaBASS on that one. I'm menace
right when someone complains about everyone else behind their backs
being an habitual litterer.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Ohore, I think that's back karma.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
When the default coping mechanism is to manipulate or abuse
other people. Sure, Refusing to wear headphones or earbuds when
you're watching a video or listening to something on your
phone just happened on my most recent flight, really, and
the guy and the guy that she was with was just.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oblivious to it.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Like usually the turgets are pretty good about that. Yeah,
if you can, if they walk by and notice, I
thought I.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Was at a dinner where this girl I didn't know,
she was going through her phone and she kept on
playing a video that had the F word on it
multiple times, over and over.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Again restaurant, so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Yeah, with kids around and everything, just like just kept
on playing it, didn't care.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Uh, saying that's a you problem, after causing the problem
for somebody else. Oh, if you're a boss and you
know for certain that your place is about to close
up and you don't tell your cruise, they could start
looking for a new job f them.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Yeah, well you can't really usually no, I'm saying, like
liability wise, right, like legally you typically can't.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I can't tell you we're going out of business.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'm thinking about it. If you're going to be out
of if you're going to be out of work, too.
I I would totally tell everybody.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Some kind of hint, drop a monster dot Com link
on there.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Okay, I guess I was always under the impression that
you can't not cleaning.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Up your dog's ish on other people's lawns or off
the street or whatever. Yeah, no one should have to
tell you that they are a good person. Usually consider
that to be a sign that they are, in fact
not a good person.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
You guys, the people who are always talking about how
much money they have, or how successful they are, or
you know, how big of a penis they have.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Typically yeah, how much of a slam master they are?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Right, I mean, that's just sometimes it's just facts. Typically,
you know, you're just relating what's going on in the world.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Oh, I thought I want. I had a friend of
a friend who was about to go and file for bankruptcy,
so right before doing it, went out and got all
the big screen TV, a new refrigerator. Hey, I don't care,
I'm gonna file for bankrupt Well, yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Guess what A decent lawyer or decent judge will unravel
that real fast. Now they're quite aware of these tricks. Yep,
you have the first person I think.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
All right, so what's a red flag that reveals that
someone's a terrible person? Hit us up on the text
over to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna take
a quick break. We got some more Whatoies show for you. Next,
hang on the Witty Show.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
We'll be back in a second.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
What's up, everybody, It's menace. I hope you're enjoying The
Witty Show podcast. Just heads up if you're in Whittier
or around Whittier today, myself and Bort are gonna be
at California Fish Grill on Wooti Or Boulevard from two
to four pm doing a bunch of giveaways for theme
park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more. Again.
That's today, Tuesday, September twenty fourth, from two to four

(10:13):
pm at California Fish Girl in the city of Whittier.
Come say hi. But in the meantime, he've been joined
the Woody Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
This is the Woody Show and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training, trade, politically correct world Tuesday morning.
It's September twenty fourth, twenty twenty four. Thank you for
being here, appreciate that I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorey good morning.
There's a menace. What is up, Woody. We have our
newest full time show member. It's Gina grad Good morning,

(10:50):
Sea Mass is here. We got Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. You can also hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. Thank you,
the four to sixty nine texting over saying definitely my
morning show.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Thanks, we are yours? Yeah, no, i'd say that.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I tell you We've getting a lot of nice texts already.
It's still very early, but this one says three one
seven I love your show. You make me laugh, which
puts me in an even better mood. You're bantering and
weird topics are hilarious. Thank you for being the best
part of my morning.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh wow, okay is that to the Are you reading
our text messages?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah? Here, this all just came in. What I'm reading
right here just came in within the last like thirty minutes. Really, Hey, guys,
A huge fan of you all, never missed a show.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Just wanted to point out how awesome it is every
morning you say good morning to each person by name,
even the people who work behind the scenes. It really
shows your appreciation for everyone who contributes to the awesomeness
of the Woody Show, and it shows your true character.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Why are you really right into that one?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Thank you all.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
It's from Jessica. Thank you Jessica.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Jessica three to Ozho two. I love the Woody Show.
Listen every morning now that I live in my jeep.
At the moment, I could put the radio on right away.
I do have a job, but after I almost took
my life, my family wants nothing to do with me.
It's in these times that I'm grateful for friends. I
hope your friendships on the show are unique and that
you look out for one another. But I can tell

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that you guys and gals are forever friends and that's
good to have. Take care and if you read this
on the air, just let people know that are thinking
of taking your life that it really isn't worth actually
trying it, because trust me, it's not worth the heartache
you will cause on those who love you. And trust me,
I didn't realize how many lives I would have impacted
if I actually.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Had died that night.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, I won't put how I did it because it's
not appropriate for the air. I apologize this isn't what
you guys want this morning, but I was typing this
before I knew what you wanted. I just want to
relay that mental health isn't anything to play with. So
wowy not the first time we've had people that send
these things to talk about like, oh, well, you know,

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just in the worst, deepest, darkest place, and you know,
with whatever whatever it was that they heard on the show,
I mean nothing. Years in Boorn we talked about that
all the time. Like, guys, it's like when people get
really upset about whatever it is that has to do
with the show, and then I go, it's not that important.
Yeah that's just a radio show. But I guess in
that moment. I mean, Greg, you had some pretty dark.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Times, incredibly dark times when we did that whole thing
about the ten questions that make you fall in love
with somebody that we did with Gina recently, the thing
I was most thankful for was being alive, because I
was writing those shoes where this person who texted in
was in and it's everything they said, It's one hundred
percent true. Yeah, all the stuff you would have impacted
not worth it, and just try to do a one

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eighty and and accentuate the positive. It might take a minute,
but you'll get there now. On a side note, Greg,
you did have an observation. You did see somebody who
was living in their car. I did. That's interesting that
this person says they're living in their jeep. Saw somebody
living in their car just the other day. And it
was one of those cars that was so jam packed
with stuff. Car.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
No, not right now.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, it's like a hoarder inside of the car.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah, it's the only possible place to sit. Was right
in the driver's seat and that was it. That was it.
And you could tell this person's living in their car.
But they have garbage bags, bike tires, milk jugs that
are empty, you know, cans, odd random t shirts like.
I understand having clothing, but if you're living in your car,

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why do you want to hold on to garbage? I
know there's stuff is one thing, just stuff, but literal garbage,
literal garbage wrappers. I'm talking a bike tire. Yeah, I
see you're not going to sell that, just get rid
of it.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I see a car like that all the time outside
of a Starbucks, And yeah, you can like you can't
even see to the right side of you right full
of garbage.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Or in the back or anything. You could only see
out the windshield and the driver's side window. Everything else
was piled to the roof.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
But like, good luck getting them to explain it to you,
because it's not going to make any sense to you to.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Explain it to me. Yeah, okay, before she.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Had her car, all my windows.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Barely before she had that car accident where she got
rear ended in her car ended up in the shop,
and then she got a rental from the uh from
the place and she kept she kept that clip is
not a car.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
But I just got my car back, and I'm gonna
keep it so nice?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Are you all right? Cool? Because you're selling it?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, okay, yeah, but when she has her new car
that she's getting, it's.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Gonna be so nice. Yeah, this is the delusion.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I how long will you keep it that way? You
kind of sound like how I did before every school
year would start, totally, my mom would take me out
and I get, you know, all the new stuff, binders
and all the stuff that I would need, folders and
blah blah blah blah, and maybe new backpack if I
was lucky, and uh, I'm gonna keep it nice, nice,
I'm gonna keep myself organized.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'm gonna write down.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm gonna write down all my assignments there. Then I
got all three weeks it was, you know, how long
until we get bike tires.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
And well, between myself and my kid and even sometimes
my husband, we're just really bad at bringing stuff back
in that we put in the car. Like I got
a tote bag full of you know, I don't know,
beach towels or picnic stuff or whatever. And then they go, oh,
I guess this is the new picnic stuff spot in
the car. I know it's not great, but I'm telling

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you I can change. This is my year.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's the same thing I tell my wife, Like I'll
get in her car and it'll be like three days
after it was cleaned out the last time, and it's like,
we never cleaned it out the last time. I go,
what happened? She goes, well, I'm just busy with kids.
I'm like, but whenever you cart, whether it's in the
driveway or you park at the store or a gas station,
before you get out of the car, look around in
your immediate area. Grab whatever's garbage, and as soon as

(16:41):
you step out the gas station, there's a garbage can
right there.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
I do like to do that.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
There are garbage cans at every car corral and at
the front of the store, and just throw it out there,
or just bring it into your house and throw it
away and it keeps it that way.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Right now, you're totally right. But you know how like
when you have money, it's like way easier, it's effortless
to pay bills. But when you're when you don't, I'm
gonna keep putting this off like it's the same thing
like when there's very little in your car, like, oh,
a water bottle, Allow me to take this to the trash.
But when there's more stuff, you're just like, I don't
even know what.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Overwhelmed. It's just snowballing down the hill. Oh I have
so much stuff that it's hardly.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Did I say it was sane or rational. I'm just
giving you a little into a broken brain.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I wash the dishes, They're just gonna get dirty.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
It's get dirt again, which is funny because I'm constantly
it's all I do you know, we don't have a dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Let's use your blundtowel. Example, you have a coat bag
full of beach towels. Clearly you just came home from
a beach. So when you get home, do I bring
it with you?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah? I mean you're putting out of the car.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Anyways, it's very you put it in the car, but
you can't take it out of the car.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
But we'll go to the beach again.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Well, yeah, you also go on a vacation again, exactly
when a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
When you got to the grocery store and you get
your groceries, you put them in the car and then
you get home and go.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, there's just so many of.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Them, that's true. Yeah. I don't see this reasoning though,
because as a guy that spent some time in its
car in between jobs, I kept a pristine because I
didn't want people to think there was stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is steal.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
When I see a car like the one Greg saw,
I never think to myself, boy, I bet you there's
some really good stuff in that.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
I'm talking about genius situation. I'm at the level.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know, it's not at that level.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
But it was just crap. It was Mike in the
back seat. It's like my kid's satellite office, like fifty
comic books coming out of the back seat, like folder
thingy with like art supplies, and.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I know that looks like something you might want to steal. Yeah,
you know crackheads like, oh, I'm going to steal.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I mean they'll steal anything.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
But let's say you drive down the road and you
have a Snickers. Yeah, you open that up and you
eat it? What do you do with the rapper the
window if I'm holding No, never.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
I would never. If I if I'm driving, I probably
crinkle it up as small as I can and put
it in the little handle and you know, try on.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
The door and then when you get to put it.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm supposed to eat that too.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
No, no, no, I'm just saying when you get to
where you're going, Like, what do you mean I.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Do like to do the clean out at the gas station.
I'm like, ooh a wrapper, Like yeah, that doesn't have
to go in my house.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
But you should do that every time you get out
of the car and you and you.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Keep up with it.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
I'm telling you guys, you don't get overwhelmed because there's
not more than three things.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
And that I can change any time I want with
target targets might go to spots and dumb stuff out
of the car because they always have trash bins right
in the front.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Now, menace, take a break for a second. But what
what like?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What is uh?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Psychologists say about people that keep a filthy house or
a filthy car that somehow a reflection of their life.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I'm a pretty filthy person, like filthy brained.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
But you know what I mean, Like your life is
a mess. If your house is a mess, your car
is a mess, then like your life in some way
is a mess.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Would you say that your life is a mess?

Speaker 5 (20:11):
I don't know. Does my life look like a mess from.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
The outside, that's not the question.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I know.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
And that's the thing. The house isn't a mess because
my husband won't allow that, which is awesome. So the
house is cool. But you know, the car is my domain.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Maybe maybe she just doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, exactly, thank you? You know what the medas God
love you.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You know when it works for her?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
You know the thing I know, your childhood trauma that
makes you not want to bring a wrapper out of
the car.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
The thing I never never mentioned, never bring up is
because it is so oversaturated hereditary.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it probably with people in my family.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
My daughters, corn work, my dad's whole side of the family.
We never went in my entire childhood. I was never
allowed to go upstairs in my grandmother's house. I was
never upstairs. Not because apparently the bedrooms were so full.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Of sex dungeon.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah, exactly for that reason. I'm telling you. I think
it just does run in the jeans. But I was
diagnosed back when it was brand new with the ad
ds and like they give you like cokes on an
empty stomach and locking in a room, making you like
test for five hours. I mean not just like do
you feel disorganized? Check here? Like I this was old school,

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and I think there's just there, there's something wrong with
my brain. I don't want it to be.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
But it's the greatest flies right in the face of
your whole thing about how hoarders they're not like mental,
they're they're.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Lazy lazy, But why can't I be both?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
But no, because you know what the problem is, We've
identified it. Yeah, you know what the solution is. You're
just not doing it. It's like me for weight loss,
right kind of.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, I'll sit there and I'll know what you know,
I'll know what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm lazy
and I don't do it. I choose not to do,
and then you can use you can use what you're
talking about there with your diagnosis.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Again, I'm I'm just doing some coumentary car. Sure, filthy maybe,
but there are other things in my life that I'm
normal at. And there's other things in my life that
I'm badass, way better than you fools at. So this
is just one of my things that you know I
ain't working so well?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Right, I mean, you recognize and you the course of action.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I can't wait to have a garage. I'm gonna put
that car in there every night, suck it in like
a baby. Recognize.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Hell, well you got a brand new redneck news.

Speaker 9 (22:35):
So you show you ever.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Got a flat tire on your house?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Is that reaming news?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
Well?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
All this happened at a wedding that went from I
do to I don't think so real quick when an
all out brawl broke out. Everyone was having a good
time until it was time for the bride to toss
the bouquet.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
She tossed the flowers.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Over her shoulder, and that's when the classy bitches out
there trying to catch it went wild like seagulls going
after a drop French fry.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Oh my, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
There's a video this melee online and you see the
whole thing just devolve into an all out street fight.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I mean, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Fists are flying over yours being torn out, dresses are
getting ripped. It's like watching like a full on WWE SmackDown.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
I've never understood this.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Now, standing just out of the path of danger with
someone's granny and the flower girl, they're just like watching
this go on. It was super classic. Dudes are on
the mic trying to get them to stop. It was
just a mess.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh sad.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I don't know about you, Sammy, but when it's time
for the bruquete toss, I'd never participated. I thought it
was too thirsty.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Like yeah, same, No, I don't like it, or if
I do, I'll see it in the back because people
start pushing you like those You're like, I'll just stand
in the back and duck let alone, throw a punch
over it, right and just start diving. The girls die
for it, I mean, and then they go back to
their like got it, and they're.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Like dray, that would be fun really over by the
cake at the bar. So there you have it.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
A wedding where a brawl broke out between a bunch
of broads who are yanking out hair news and destroying
each other's dresses during the bouquet toss.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
And that is today he's read, Nick, it is. I
bet their cars are messy.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It's not the or the guy who gets super psyched
about getting to take the garter because because the dude
does the garter thing where he takes the garter off
his new bride.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Thank god, I haven't been at a wedding.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
And then and he tosses it to the single fellas
us to the DJ is playing that old song the stripper.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Didn't, didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
He goes under the dress and they go to the
woman who caught the bouquet. She's got to sit there
while this guy puts his hand in the garter up
her dressed to put the garter back on her leg.
Now when they go for every inch up you go,
it's another year of happiness for the new couple. Oh dude,

(25:19):
I've been to many weddings where.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
That was the thing.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Like, don't forget what he's spent a lot of time
in Saint Louis Lewis weddings.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I'm not trying to get like digitally in front of
my wedding.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
If it's your best friend's wedding, don't you want her
to be happy and married for years?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I guess, yeah, a little finger bang. I never heard
anybody you know for a friend?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I now dog.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Well, I saw an update a story. All eight bulls
that escaped from that rodeo in Massachusetts have been captured.
Oh good, I guess last last I heard there were
still like one on loose somewhere. But like, how do
you how do you have a hard time finding them?

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Where is it hide?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
They?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Possibly? I have a question about bulls. Yes, Are they
always pissed off? Like you can never go near a bowl?
I don't get it. I've never understood bowls.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, because like so if you go to the rodeo,
like with the horses, they have like some a strap, yeah,
strap that they put like by their legs that kind
of irritates them, that makes them go up and down
right off. Yeah, with the bulls, yeah, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
They just they just pissed. They're just always passed.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
They're like the cat ladies of the world looking for that.
Yeah uh, end of the era, you guys. Kmart has
just announced that their last full size store in the
US is closing next The location in Bridgehampton, New York
on Long Island's gonna shut its doors October twentieth. A
smaller kmart in Miami is gonna be the last one operating,

(26:58):
And even that one's not much of a car these
days because they they subleased most of it to this
home furnishing chain. The only part that's still a kmart
is a small section that used to be their garden department.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Wow. How weird.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
The first k Maart opened in Michigan in nineteen sixty two,
and by the early nineties there were over twenty three
hundred kmarts across the country Empire. They went bankrupt in
two thousand and two, then merged with Sears, and then
of course that went well yeah, and then bankrupt again
in twenty eighteen. So end of an era.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
The blue Light goes out Blue Light Special. Incredible how
many memories we have of Sears, Sears.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
A school outfit or a washing machine.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Do you guys remember Woolworth? Yeah, I remember the name.
I don't think I ever went.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, we used to go to a place called Hills. Yeah,
it was like all the same and now it's like,
you know, basically those are the Walmarts and the targets
of the time, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
There was one called Piccadilly, and there was one called
five and the five and dimes.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
We ad venture, it was like black and white, looked
like Flora.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Really.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Shortly before Ditty was charged with federal accounts of racketeering
and sex trafficking, there was this adult entertainer check. Her
name is Adria, who filed a lawsuit against him. She
was a go go dancer at his Hampton's parties in
two thousand and four and two thousand and five. She
says that Diddy forced her to have sex with the
party guests and said that there were bottles of liquors

(28:22):
spiked with drugs that were specifically for the workers and
the dancers to drink at the party. Now, Ditty's lawyers
have yet to enter a legal response to that lawsuit.
But just before Ditty was arrested, he quietly settled his
eighteen point eight million dollar mortgage on his forty eight
point five million dollar Florida mansion, likely also taking advantage

(28:44):
of what they called Florida's Homestead Act, which I thought
this is pretty interesting. It protects homeowners from losing the
equity in their primary residence no matter the circumstances. N
So the lost shields assets like home equity and pensions
from creditors. This is the legal loophole that allowed OJ
Simpson to stay in his house in Florida untouched by

(29:07):
the Goldman family.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
So this is specifically set up for criminals.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I think it's so they can't.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Just put you on the street, is what it is.
So it doesn't matter if it's worth forty eight million
or if it's worth one hundred thousand. You know, you're
living in some shack or whatever. Like, you know, they can't. Yeah,
and not every lawsuit is you know Diddy and Oj. Right,
but is he even gonna need this house or is
he gonna end up in prison?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh? Right, He's going to have a new house.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
So I guess these are criminal lawsuits, right, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
But maybe his kids or his mom could live there
or whoever. Right, if he goes to jail, he would
still be able to own.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
The house, right, Yeah, he would own the house.

Speaker 11 (29:45):
Right so he could have his kids or whoever.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, yep, Target has redesigned their shopping carts and there's
a mom on TikTok who's not happy about it. Apparently
there's two new cup holders that are right next to
the bucket seat where you put your kids, and the
mom says it's a recipe for disaster. There are also
tiny holes that the mom says are the perfect size

(30:07):
for toddler fingers to get stuck in. She also predicts
that Target will face some sort of lawsuit down the
road because of the redesigned cards. Can you imagine what
kind of loser are you that you're going to file
a lawsuit against Target over a shopping card unless it
killed you.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, maybe she's saying, if a kid gets his finger stuck.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, so a kid gets its fingers, that happens. It
happened to me as a kid.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
You'll learn a valuable lesson not putting your fingers and things.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
And they weren't they weren't the plastic cards. They were
the plastic cars. Yeah, the old school metal ones. And
I was just messing up. I remember, like I remember
where we were in the grocery store and we were
like my mom was looking at like the steaks or
the burgers and the ground beef and stuff like that,
and I was like trying to get my finger back
out of it. I'm like, oh oh, and so we

(30:56):
had to like maneuver our way over. And my mom
went to the liquid soap oh smart, and uh and uh.
And then also she went and grabbed like some frozen stuff, dude,
like frozen pieasu smart and got it because like I
was trying to pull so hard that like my finger
started to swell a little bit. So she put the
frozen whatever it was, the vegetables or whatever that she grabbed,

(31:17):
and then uh and then the soap and then it
took a minute, but man, I paniced. I mean, how
the hell am I gonna get this thing off my fingers?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
I was going to.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Say, And then she sued with that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, yeah, you might have heard of the name Kroger.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah. Only my thing is, you know, I lived my
life in a blur, But I don't really see kids
in those seats too much.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
No, because they like to ride on the side yea,
or in the cart like yeah, in the cart like
or hang on the side.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
I feel like I want to see them.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah, and the cutoff for that is when they start
like tipping the cart when they're standing on the.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Side, right, ok.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, but like my daughter would she just love to
sit on the on the on the side, yeah right,
and then yeah, got to be too big.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, I love to the front. You would just stand
on the bottom thing and then hold on to the front.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
Oh yeah, backwards.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I got too fat for this.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
But like when you're going to your car, I would
do the whole running thing and the kind of jump
on the back and yeah right, yes, so you're skinny
enough to do that, still do it.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'd like carts. That's what I would do, like every
single day.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, but now it's like I'd have to have like
forty cases of like soda in the car just to
keep it from flipping.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Right.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
You get one of those those things that you get
at like home depot or lows, the huge flat one oh.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, the trucks. Yeah, and then you turn it around
to the big long parts behind you and you kind
of stand and use it a big skateboard. Right, that's
cool too. Scooter Industrial YEP eight seven seven forty four.
What is the phone number if you want to call
in this morning, you can hit us up with the
text over to two to two ninety seven. Somebody texting
over eight one eight Sears popcorn was fire. Oh yeah

(32:55):
in the Sears Portrait studio. Some say that was their
first job working at this year's portrait studio.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
I know they still have them at J. C.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Penny they do the photo studio.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I didn't think those places existed, Like is Olin Mills
still a thing?

Speaker 4 (33:09):
It wouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
With you know, you take a picture by the big
like wooden wheel.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, remember Olin Mills, right?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh yeah, and they had the they were like the
O G filter people.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
They would put like that kind of like a like
a haze, yeah, almost like likely they put vast lean
on the lens, the.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Main picture of you, and then the one kind of tree.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Staring off for the distance like a psycho.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh yeah, like a double save for whatever reason, you
had to rest your arm on a log the next
time we have to take a group photo, we're going there,
and I.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Already asked for that. I would love that.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Glamour shots. Yeah, A bunch of places.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Was never allowed to get those glamor shots, and you
always had to hold your collar.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
No, I never had a glamor shot. It was mostly
just school photos.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, picture day.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, the blue background that was it always like now
there's like these different backgrounds that they get.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah, you can, you can pick the digital background, you
are right.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, yeah, for us, it was just the you know,
awkward looking kid and sit in front of this blue background.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I remember senior portraits. So we had to put on
the fake TUXI just on top of just in front,
and they snapped it in the back they did. Yeah,
it was fake tucks. It looked real. Wow, fancy that
you just snapped behind your neck whatever dumb thing your
parents ined to schooling.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Yeah, no, you're right. The shoulder like velvet, right.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
The girls had like a white like right over the booby.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Kind of and then some girls like you know, they
just got back from tanning. They have like crazy tan
lines in this way before like photoshop.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
And yeah, well for senior photos, we actually had to
dress up. It didn't like it's a tuxedo bib over us.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Everybody had the same. The show fucked like just these
people standing, who are you fart knockers?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
This is the Woody Show?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Hey, Bena, I still got a Woody.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Well later on this afternoon, Menace and Bort, Yeah, they're
gonna be out of California Fish Grill and Whittier on
Whittier Boulevard two to four pm. Stop on by Proud
and sponsored the Woody Show. Come hungry and then leave
with stuff that you win, theme park tickets.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
We've got concert tickets.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Wood You show Merchant more two to four Whittier Boulevard,
the California Fish Grill with Menace and Bort.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
And they gave me a stack of the gift cards too.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh you had some gift cards.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Us can offer you a nice egg in this trying
time to show all right, welcome back everybody. Hi, Woody, Greg, Gina,
Sea Mass, Menace, Sammy, and Morgan. You can Morey his
every time I try to say good morning to Morgan's.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Good Morgan, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Well, let's check on Morgan.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
We haven't Oh dude, we need to do one because
that's what I said to her this morning.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
You look like a party.

Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
She was just kind of like, you know, she had
her uh, her wrists up to her face and she
was like, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Three in the morning, the middle of the night. Usually
what's the matter.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Usually you're a little more peppy.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Yeah, you're right, I think i'm a little yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Check in after, you know, you try to go to
that UFC thing. It's been you know, in a minute,
so you know what.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Watching y'all go have fun in Vegas last weekend a
little rough had a lot of fomo.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
I hate that she wasn't there.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
Yeah, but I'm glad y'all had fun. I think I
was just comparing it to my experience the week prior.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Okay, well you should definitely go next year.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, okay, you.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Should go, Morgan, Yeah, really should Because.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
The company, we don't decide who goes who doesn't go.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
It's not like I was told not to, right.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm pretty sure if I said, like, hey, uh, this
is a Berson has ever experienced a festival works on
the show, They'll be oh, yeah, sure, definitely.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Bring her along.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah yeah, I just as one of those things I
don't think about because I'm not the one who's coordinating it.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
Right, And there's a lot of things that, you know,
because y'all were doing a show from there and all
that stuff, there was a lot that went into that. Yeah,
yeah sure, so but yeah, I'm doing good and I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
All right, well let's check. Come Morgan. Everything's going well.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
Appreciate it. Yeah, no complaints. I'm trying to think of
any up day.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I pick any dudes up at the grocery store lately,
that's her thing.

Speaker 11 (37:27):
I just thought I haven't had sex still since March eighth.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So no update there, Okay, I still drive.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I did.

Speaker 12 (37:33):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
I did get a guy's phone number from the grocery store,
maybe like a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, but nothing
came from it. And when he texted me, it didn't
come from a phone number. It came from an email.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (37:46):
And I'm like, this seems like you have a wife
or something like a crypto.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, that's WhatsApp.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yeah, yeah, it happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I texted our program director and she goes, oh, weird,
like your text message came from your email address. Yeah,
And it's because I got the new phone and I
was finally setting up the new iPhone that I got,
and I guess in that time where it's transferring and
doing stuff, you use the phone but didn't show up
as my name or my number. It showed up as
my email address. That's connected to my whatever Apple I d.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
So maybe this guy just got a new phone working.

Speaker 11 (38:18):
Yeah, probably that.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
I mean, you know, we all just got the new
iPhone sixteen's right, I mean.

Speaker 11 (38:22):
Yeah, there's definitely the type of guy I was talking to.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, he looks android guys.

Speaker 11 (38:31):
I used to approach people a lot more. I don't
as much anymore. Unfortunately, he approached me and it was
in the parking garage, so it was a little sketch.
But he was cute so tall enough. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I think.

Speaker 11 (38:44):
Tall guys see me and they're like, oh, she's tall.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
So they okay, they shoot their shot, right.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
He could have been a ballplayer or something, but I'll
never know because he texted me from an email.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Meaning can contact him back? Ye that yeah, okay, all right,
well ready, but yeah, she's too quick to throw them back.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I know.

Speaker 11 (39:03):
Well, we just didn't. Like he was like, hey, what's
up and then didn't text me back like till two
days later. I'm like, okay, well.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
He was playing the game. You're not supposed to text
right away.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
I'm done with the games. Greg, I'm too old for that.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
You're too old for that. She just turned thirty.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
I'm middle aged.

Speaker 13 (39:18):
Now.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Society has taught these guys that that's what they're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Do exactly right.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
Yeah, it works for some girls, but I just don't
have the patience for it.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I can't imagine ever, like trying to pick somebody up
at the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Yeah, I mean for me.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I'm sure for a lot of people to be fine,
but I'm saying for me and my personality, and I
feel so weird.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Oh hey, yeah, here girl. I have a buddy who
was married over thirty years and they met at the
grocery store.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Yeah, how do you approach the one at the grocery store?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Produce?

Speaker 5 (39:51):
You just like always the produce Thump your melons?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Nice, nice melons?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Soft?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
What do you think of? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
All right, eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us
over to two to nine eighty seven, be right back.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
And then I went to the bathroom, and I came by.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
And the planet totally changed, totally different experience.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
We look a Woody show right now.

Speaker 12 (40:16):
We'll be right man.

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Speaker 2 (40:35):
Don't even know what that means. No one knows what
it means. But it's per fock.

Speaker 12 (40:39):
And it's this.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
It's a witty show.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Will people going?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
All right?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
So it's another hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Tuesday, September the twenty fourth, twenty twenty four, on Woody.
That is our newest full time member of the show.
Gina Grant Menace is here. We got Sea mass right there. Sammy,
good morning to you, and then, uh really the man

(41:06):
at the hour is Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Good morning to you, Greg, Good morning. All right.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
So we're looking for lesbian stories, ladies. We're asking you
and you can call in anonymously. This is all for
the enjoyment of Greg Gory and just the pure joy
that he gets when these women call in and share
the story about their most lesbian experience. Doesn't have to
be like full on lesbian relations, just the most lesbian
thing that you've done. And Greg's looking for people who

(41:32):
aren't full time lesbians. These these are people who uh
just felt a little.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Bit naughty tips dabble right.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know a lot of times we've heard stories where
it's always usually drinking hot up is always a common
denominator weekend away like a girls. Yeah, so I had
this best friend. We would always hang out and I
thought she was always really pretty, you know, things like that.
We were at a cabin yeah, yeah, yeah, And so
it was it was just a curiosity thing. That's what
really does it for Greg. Even though he's gay, he

(42:03):
loves lesbians.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's odd. What is that? I don't know. I can't
explain it. It's just always been part of my psyche.
And then I have all these scenarios in my head.
I've told you about the pillow fighting one where the
cliche where they have a pillow fighter to sleepover and
then the feathers are wafting down and then they say
each other, let's not fight, let's kiss, And then I
always envision them. You see it in movies a lot

(42:26):
where a woman will just wear nothing around the house
other than a man's button up shirt. Oh yeah, boyfriends shirt,
Like the boyfriend's shirt is like getting their coffee and
they're wearing the boyfriend's shirt and it's always a button
up shirt. And I always picture that for some reason,
like women on a weekend away like, oh.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
That's they brought their boyfriend's button down and.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
They got this big button down shirt and they're all
hanging out, and then they're like.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
For just in case a lesbian experience breaks out, they'll
be ready.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
They'll be ready for you know, Greg's fantasy.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I don't know if you would consider this a lesbian
experience because it was not sexual, but my old roommate
and I would when I first moved here, we would
walk around the house in just our underwear, like no
top or anything, and like hang out like play guitars,
like watch.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
TV play guitar is topless. I think that's because it
wasn't naughty.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
I mean, but what windows you didn't make out all
day though not all day, but just like for a while, and.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
Would you walk out in one of you just didn't
have a top on something. The other one would be like, oh,
i'll take my dress to what.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Am I doing? I'm over dressed.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
That's a good start, right, rg.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It's a fantastic start.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you're sitting there playing guitar and stuff,
and then like, well, you know we should make.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Out, Like if you're going topless, I guess I'll go tops.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
If there was no making out or you know something.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
So the day will come when we do this and
there are no ladies to share the lesbian experience.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
But that's why we don't do it all the time. Oh,
it's new.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Lesbian experiences happen all the time, first times all the time.
And uh, we're asking for the ladies who have had
a lesbian experience. Tell us about your most lesbian experience.
But you got to be able to tell the story
in a way just in case there was like a
five year old around, right, but you tell in a
way that they wouldn't be any wiser as to what's
going on. Thanks a lot, FCC, nothing too graphic.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, are women self conscious about their boobs? You would
hang out topless?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
I don't think that.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Is there anything?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Okay, So here's a question, because you know, guys hanging
around other guys, like in a locker room situation, it's
always about penis size always. Yeah, is there anything. What
is that for women?

Speaker 5 (44:32):
You know what I think it is and I don't
know Sammy or Morgan if you agree. I think it's
like perkiness, you know, like where do they sit on
you boobs?

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Okay, so is that the size? It's just the perkiness something.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
I think that's more of what it's about.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely not the size.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
I've never really thought twice about another girls.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
That's what I'm saying. So, like, what is it about?

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Like, so is there like a like they sit kind
of high equivalent.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
That's the idea.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Yeah, your knees, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 11 (45:04):
I think nipples too? Yeah, Like the older I'm getting,
the more I'm like, wow, nipples are so different. All
my friends have different nipples.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
You know, you know what your friends nipples are? Like,
yeah you do?

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Like yeah, you just walk around top with sometimes.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
This is really like relation.

Speaker 11 (45:22):
Not all the time, but my closest friends. Yeah, I've
seen their bodies mine nice noise.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Okay, what are your favorite kind of nipples? Morgan, I
don't know.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
I wouldn't know how to describe them. A lot of
my friends have purece.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Nipples, like pepperoni size like big old baloney nipples.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
Well I don't like the bloonies.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, how many of your friends have you kissed?

Speaker 11 (45:42):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I only kissed one girl, the one you had a
lesbian experience?

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Not officially I told you I just did one in
a performance at a play.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
But yeah, all right, So ladies, have you had a
lesbian experience? And you can tell Greg about This is
all for Greve. You love Greg. You share with how
the world is. You can call in anonymously. We're not
gonna get your name, We're not going to get where
you're from. You can just tell the story. Again, Please
tell the story as if there was like a five
year old hanging around. You didn't want them to know
what you were talking about. Yeah, and so we got

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the phones open. If you want to share your one
off or maybe you've done it a couple of times,
naughty lesbian experience, Greg Gory's lesbian stories.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
We're ready to go.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Eight seven seven four four woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. And if we can find this a
couple of a little dabbling.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Lesbian action, wouldn't that make your day?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Well we'll get to those calls coming up right after
the break here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Hang Up Show.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
We'll be right back well later on This afternoon, Menace
and Bart are gonna be at the California Fish Grill
in Whittier on Whittier Boulevard. That's gonna be from two
until four pm. Bunch of giveaways, theme park tickets, concert tickets,
what do you show, merch and more. That's this afternoon,
Menace and Bort at California Fish Grill in Wittier. Lady gentlemen,
Bodega broth, Mama Bird, Ladies, gentlemen.

Speaker 11 (47:06):
Bodega breath a disease from food and minesesa.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Yeah, totally breath show. All right, So Greg loves him
some lesbians. We already mentioned all this, and he likes
it when it's like, uh, you know something where it's
just a little bit more experiment, a little naughty, a
little dabbling.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Right, you're not a full time lesbian, right, nothing against
full time lesbian.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
But something friend. Yeah, see this, this this one starts
really well. See we can get this person on the
phone here too, Sammy. The one that starts a lesbian story.
About sixteen years ago, a friend was hosting it get
together at her home.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Perfect always the time. I can already tell that's the
kind of story. We'll get together, girls, we can't.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
That's right, there's no gun.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah we do all this time.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
There's there's also a good one here on the text
from the five O fives. Try to get them on,
all right, And if you want to call in eight
seven seven four forty four, Woody is the number eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, call us and tell us
you can be anonymous. We're not going to ask you
where you're calling from. All we asked that you tell
the story to Greg in a way that if there
was a five year old hanging around, yeah, that they

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would be none the wiser.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Fuc right.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I read it online. There's a big lesbian meetup in
Palm Springs this weekend. Yeah, bring you should fly on.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
An I just found the website called lesbiannews dot com.
Really and they'd have some fun facts which we'll get to.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Let's go to anonymous. Good morning, Anonymous, Hi, good morning,
good morning. All right, So tell Greg about your most
lesbian experience.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (48:41):
So I was at a friend's house and she was
having a bachelor atte party for another friend, and suddenly
I was told there was going to be a dancer coming.
And the dancer came and was female.

Speaker 14 (48:53):
I didn't expect that because.

Speaker 8 (48:54):
It was not a lesbian wedding, right, so it was
very unexpected and I nobody warned me. And it was
very fast that she was not dressed anymore. And she
was very friendly, let's say, with everybody, and some people.

Speaker 12 (49:12):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
At the end, I forgot this part. She disappeared with
one of the pride babs in a room. They had
a little private party there.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
So she's being all provocative, doing like lap dance type stuff.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Yes, he was who I was a little tipsy. I
didn't expect it, and I'm drinking all.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
Night, huh.

Speaker 8 (49:34):
And it was just it was a unique experience for me.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Did you partake?

Speaker 8 (49:39):
I didn't go in the room with her, but I
did get to dance.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Were you kind of hands off or did you ginta?
Did you offer anything back?

Speaker 8 (49:51):
I was more hands off because I was not fully comfortable,
but it was definitely something I I did not.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Enjoy it, to say, did you see any kissing or
making out?

Speaker 8 (50:02):
I saw other girls for taking in that, but I
did not.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Pique your interest at all. I mean, do you have
any any future interest in this type of stuff.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
I'm not writing off.

Speaker 14 (50:12):
She was very attractive, so I like that.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
I'm not writing it off.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
I didn't think she was an attractive It was just
a very unexpected situation and I was not prepared for.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's peculiar that they hired a female stripper to do
a batch to the Red Party. But that's it's a
good think. You're really good to do. It opened some doors.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Yeah, it's way less grown.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Anonymous, thank you so much for the call. We appreciate
listening to the Woodie Show. Nine O nine says I am.
I am married, I'm in my early forties. Recently wanted
to explore with another woman. I invited a woman to
a day spag Greg.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Oh, that's a good idea, because you know a lot
of taking your clothes off there.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
We talked and teased each other the whole time. We
got to spread mud on each other. I stuck into
a shower together, started aching out in there, and before
you knew it, I was on my knees doing my thing.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
God.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Prior to this, my only lesbian experience was kissing a
girl twenty years ago. Can we get her on the phone.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Can we get can we get nine o nine on
the on the horn? Greg?

Speaker 5 (51:20):
That has everything you love?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, story, that one's perfect. Yeah. I hope that the
husband wouldn't mind if he found.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
That's what we need. Yeah, nine o nine Uh, Morgan
and Sammy, if you can get this this accidental lesbian
on the this would be an intentional lesbian I guess.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
But day spa the mud right, perfect, all your mud bath. Yeah,
I'm sure has a lot of questions. So if we canna,
we'll be giving you a call.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Here, nine on nine right? Uh? Real quick lesbian fun fact.
As of today, no research has ever proven what causes lesbianism,
but there was some inconclusive studies that show increased levels
of steroids provide a greater chance that your unborn child
will be a lesbian. Oh yeah wow.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
And also I think we can all agree that no
offense guys, but like female bodies are nicer to look
at than male.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Let's say hi to Jill.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Good morning, Jill, Jill, Hi, good morning, Hi, good morning.
Tell Greg about your most lesbian experience.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
While it was in.

Speaker 14 (52:20):
Summer Jesus past June, we went to Vegas with my
husband and we met another couple at a bar and
the a couple asked us to come back. They were locals,
so they asked us to come back to their place.
And once we were there, the husband was like, hey, Jill,
can you give me a favor and kiss my wife?
So I killed and then led to orally pleasuring each other.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Wow, And then the husbands were what just sitting there watching.

Speaker 14 (52:46):
They were watching. My husband was losing his mind because
that was never something he would thought he would see
me do.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Was he like it?

Speaker 14 (52:57):
No, he was super cool with it. We've tried. We
were trying to do it now that we're back home,
but it's just hard because you have kids and jobs.
Maybe that is in the work.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
So is this this is the first time you've ever
done anything like that.

Speaker 14 (53:12):
I had kissed a girlfriend like back in college, but
it was just it was just a dare.

Speaker 9 (53:16):
It was anything like.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, right, Like, don't discount a dare. That's because you're
still doing the deed. Now, did you and your husband
ever swing before do anything like that? Or this is
a total one off.

Speaker 14 (53:30):
This was a one off, but since then, We've already
doing the hot wife things with myself, so I've been
the hot wife experienced.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Do you know?

Speaker 9 (53:40):
That is.

Speaker 14 (53:44):
So basically we've learned about my husband like to wash
me with other men.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
And okay, too far, that's too far.

Speaker 14 (53:55):
I like to watch me with other women also, but
I haven't done so yet.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
That's hot wifing.

Speaker 14 (54:01):
I just always wonder, how, yes, and what's that?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I just wonder how you break the ice? You're you're
on a vacation, you meet another couple. Next thing you know, boom,
you're in their hotel room. You're making out with his
wife at their request.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Well, I love He's like, hey, do me a favorite
and did you enjoy it?

Speaker 14 (54:21):
Obviously I did enjoy it. It was again the oral
pleasuring was not something. I was like, I don't know
what I'm doing. And she's like, they'll just think about
it being you.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You know what to do.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
I don't think I could do that.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You couldn't.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I don't think so you're no fun.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
God love you guys.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
You know now did she reciprocate?

Speaker 9 (54:43):
She did?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
How is that the first time? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
See, now she's all she's all in the hot wifing thing,
is uh is because is that called Cook's.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Yeah, that's what it is, just a different name.

Speaker 14 (54:55):
It is just a certain point. Yeah, like where my
husband doesn't like to be degraded or something like that.
He just likes to know that I like to watch.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Because or I'll.

Speaker 14 (55:04):
Come home and show him videos and things like that.
The guys definitely opened up the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Wow, the guys to get upset of like girl and
girl action, Like who cares about it? I mean, you
know I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
That's how it works for them. So, yeah, you want
to your wife with a chick.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I mean, if she wants to go the chick, I'm
not going to get upset by it.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Are You're not afraid she's going to like fall in
love and leave you?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
I mean if she does, she does.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You know, Jill, thank you so much for the call.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
You can't stop people now.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
She loves it. I know she got a taste for it. Yeah.
I wish I could be not that I want to
be in that situation per se, but I wish I
could be that nello about it, you know what I mean? Yeah,
because some people just that Cash I think really wants
to be a freak. He just can't bring himself to
do it.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I can't. You got to hear about telling you forever
break is a freak.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody Gregg's lesbian Stories.
We have the girl who went to the day spa
and it's anonymous. Okay, good, hello, anonymous dayceball lady.

Speaker 15 (56:08):
Hello, ah, hi, all right, show.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
So we we got your text, and thank you very
much for the text. Let me let me go back
to the text. And as a matter of fact, just
in case, it might be better hearing you tell the story,
just in case people are just tuning in and also
refreshed Greg's memory. Tell Greg about this lesbian experience that
you had the day spaw.

Speaker 15 (56:27):
Okay, so I took a lady friend to the day spaw.
I figured it would be great way to just kind of.

Speaker 14 (56:39):
Break the eyes.

Speaker 15 (56:40):
You know, we're alone together, girl talk and we got
to talk about a lot of things, sexual things, sexual preferences,
and we sut each other there here and there under
the water. Yes, we got to the mud section got
to put mud on each other all over our body. Wow,

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and so we were it was great.

Speaker 13 (57:06):
It was great.

Speaker 15 (57:07):
And uh then so after you know, we're all journey
and money. So we got to wash off or so
we went to the shower together, sneaked into one, just
her and I and you know, before you know it,
we're in there making out and yeah, got on money.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
So it's sorry, I gotta know. It sounds like this
was kind of your plan all launch. She knew that.

Speaker 15 (57:34):
Yeah, so yeah, she had an idea too. We both
wanted to explore. We both wanted to explore. So that's
why we thought, Okay, let me, I'll take you to
Let's go to Dasbond just talk. Was colleague, just somebody
that I had just I had met a few weeks back. Okay, yeah,

(57:57):
and we were I was attracted to her and I've
always wanted to explore this. I had never the twenty
years back, I kissed a female girl and I liked it.
I always, you know what, had a curiosity, never explored it.
And I talked to my husband about it and he's like,
go for it.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh so you are mar so he knows y, Yes, I.

Speaker 15 (58:18):
Am, absolutely, and he wished he was there.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Oh yeah, you got.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Have you gone back to the day spat as it were?

Speaker 15 (58:26):
We haven't, no, but we have gotten close afterwards.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Well, yeah, I mean it begs the question, why haven't
you day spot again?

Speaker 15 (58:36):
You know, I don't know, but we're definitely we're we
need to go.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah, let me ask you a question, not at all.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Do women have a spank bank.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Like a guy will have, like you know, maybe like
an experience or you know, some celebrity their crush on
or whatever, they'll think about that when it's alone time.
Do women have that? Like would you would would you
think about this like I? Or have you thought about
this like when you're with yourself with your husband?

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, okay, I was.

Speaker 15 (59:03):
I was for three full months.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
I was.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
I couldn't.

Speaker 9 (59:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Wow, wow, it was really impactful on you.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
It was.

Speaker 14 (59:11):
It was because it was so hot.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
The lead she was like, I don't know how to
make this happens.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Great, right, all right, well Anonymous, thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (59:19):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I love you guys listening. I mean, you really just
made Greg's day absolutely And this kind of that's the
perfect example of why I find it so exciting, because they're,
for lack of a better word, more fluid with it,
the more accepting of it.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Speaking of which, there was some some moment that called
it I'm trying to think of how I could tell her.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
I could tell her story where you're going.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Yeah, such a good second.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I'm trying to think how I can tell the story.
All right. So she got this from the two one foard.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
She got drunk in college after the club, ended up
making out with one of the friends and they were
doing stuff and then this this friend lady ended up
soaking this girl's car down down, posing it down right. Yeah,

(01:00:18):
and she says, I haven't been with any girl since.
Oh my god, what are you doing anyway? Well, hey,
greg Gory's lesbian story, are you satisfied.

Speaker 16 (01:00:32):
I don't want to play favorites with a spat. One's
my favorite. That's like you said, that's like a that's
like a movie. One more lesbian fun fact. In the
nineteen seventies, the symbol of the lesbian was a lavender rhino.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
All right, Well there's Gregory's lesbian stories. Thank you? What
the show is next?

Speaker 17 (01:00:51):
Hang on, Hey, if you feel like you could be
as last China, we'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I was talking to Morgan during the break and she
was saying how she's disappointed because she has to answer
the phones and she doesn't get to hear all the stories.
She has to go back and listen to the podcast
to hear all the good lesbian stuff and.

Speaker 11 (01:01:14):
Greg's responses to them. That's what I want to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Yeah, that's that she wants the feedback.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Right. Sometimes I don't respond because my jaw is kind
of open on just listening, like, oh, really drilling a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Yeah, the SPA one is one of the better ones
I think we've we've ever had.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Yeah, it's always.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
About like the quantity, it's usually just the quality of
the story is what makes it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Yeah, because it wasn't off the cuff, you know, it
was planned it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
I did you notice the theme of everyone being like
I haven't done this since that one time twenty years ago.
R Everyone had that little blip in their back baby.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Right, Yeah, all of people have thoughts or whatever about
the husband, the one girl.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, you know where they went to Vegas.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Yeah, we can get some of that feedback on the
text over to two two ninety T. But again, just
an appreciation shout out to all the people who shared
the stories, whether it was on the phone or calling
in on the text, there's always at least one there's
always at least one woman that says, man, I've never
really thought about it, but this got me thinking about it.
And if you've been inspired and you end up going

(01:02:20):
through with it, just tuck it away in the back
of your mind for the next time we do around
of Greg's lesbian stories on social Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Are you like titillated? Are you just like fascinated? You
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, I do know what you mean. I think there's
some titilation.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah, do you have a tingle in your dingle?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Not really a physical reaction, to be honest, but it's
more maybe a fast fascination, more of a fantasy thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Because a lot of people are asking, like, is Greg interested?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Well, I mean these guys have seen it when I'm drunk,
for example, grabbing boobs, I start leaning straight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Oh, we call it getting Gregg because it's happened a
number of times for like that's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
The thing of the past.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
No, No, I mean wanted and celebrated.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Oh yeah, we have listeners that come with Greg. Greg,
you can grab my boobs. I want to be Greg.
He's got a thing with boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I kind of Doe and I distinctly remember the
first time I Greg somebody that had implants because I
never knew how far they are.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Yeah, it's crazy, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I mean it's nice, but it's strange.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
It is strange, kind of like a guy who's gay,
like Greg being so into boobs and also.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What is wrong with me? Nothing? God bless Hird, bless him.
It is the Woody Show? What exactly? What is this
the wood Show?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
We're basking in the after globe. Greg's lesbian stories good
round five six two says this is probably the one
time I'm actually upset at the segment. I love the
lesbian stories, I'm okay with it, but these stories are
still cheating. I guess I'm just a prude who believes
in commitment to your partner. That said, I still love you. Guys,
no crossroads for me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
Were aware?

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Yeah they were into it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Yeah, yeah, it didn't sound like that was something they
were doing behind anybody's back. Question from the six to
six does Sammy's face look disgusted like when she's listening
to the Billie Irish song lunch?

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
You hate all the lesbian stories?

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
I mean, I don't care what people do. It's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
I was asking if question is are you a fan
of the activity?

Speaker 11 (01:04:30):
Yeah, am I a fan?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Like?

Speaker 11 (01:04:31):
Am I doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
No, you like I'm a fan of hearing about it
the same way I'm not a fan of the song lunch.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
I just don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
All right, ticky. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I asked if women had a spank bank, you know,
guys do. Someone said it's called a flick bank. A
few people text it over, Like, I've never heard that
term either. Bank the guy who's into the hot wifing thing,
the husband is into the hot wifing thing. Somebody said, dog,
this chick's husband is the definition of a loser.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Oh no, yeah, I think that's going into a different territory.
It's not even on topic.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Right, yeah, yeah, not even part of well. I mean
because she was talking about how she brings videos home,
So like I'm guessing that she goes out, yeah, and
it means these guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
It's not even in front of him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Yeah, So she.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Goes out and she does these things and gets photos
and pictures and brings them home to him, Which that's
I mean. But that's the thing I was asking, like,
what's the difference, because like somebody said, cooking is if
the husband doesn't get any.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Action, which is sounds like what's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what it says.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
It's because the couple was, uh, the one from Vegas
or the one who went to Vegas, had that experience,
then wanted to do something with As it turns out,
now he's in the hot wifing thing, which.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Is interesting because isn't she the one that said but
he's not into being demeaned though I think a lot
of you, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
It was element because that's why she was used the
term hot wife and kinda yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, you don't want to be labeled, is that even
though it's exactly what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Yeah, right right, just rebranded?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
You want to be rebranded?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah right yeah. Do you want another fun fact from
lesbiannews dot anything in the world. So this is from
Lesbian news dot Com. While butcher and dyker common phrases
today for lesbians back in the nineteen thirties, oh, common
terms were cat or apache apacheka nineteen forties, their collar
and tie. In the nineteen sixties, pansy without a stem.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Oh without a stem?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Yeah, look at that, She's a pansy without a stem.
And then the first lesbian magazine ever was called Vice Versa.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
I like those are some fun facts, Greg, Thank you
very much, Sean.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
And also with that the name like a woman goes wye,
she's really masculine. Is what's your stud name?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Stud name? Yeah, that's another one. Learning so much this morning,
this is educated. This has been eye opening, all right, more,
what do you showed next? Hang up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
You watch years after years after years, and then you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
See them in person, and it's it's totally different experience
than you do watching them over the sperence. What do
you show back a bit?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Well, if you're in the area of Whittier or you're
going to be this afternoon between two and four pm,
you should stop buy and see Menace and Bort. Yes,
they're both gonna be out there at the new California
Fish Grill location on Whittier Boulevard. Not sure what the
cross street is, but I'm sure if you do googs.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Yeah everyone uses Google these days.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Yep, just googs at California Fish Grill with your boulevard.
That's today this afternoon two to four pm. Much giveaways
with Menace and Bort, including some theme park tickets, concert tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
What do you show merch and more.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
That's this afternoon Insensitivity Training for politically worlds a Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
We're having a great time out here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Is Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I love it. It's great.

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
We are in two another new out et in Sensitivity
Training for a Politically Correct World. Tuesday, September twenty fourth,
twenty twenty four. Welcome good Woody. That is Greg Gory
would Menace is right there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
What is not?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Boddy right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
There's Gina grad We got Sammy, we got Sea Mass.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Woody. You can hit us up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
With a text over to two two nine eighty seven,
looking for your feedback here as we get into this
new hour, we got a diarrhea of topics and one
of the things that we have like three different questions
we'll throw out there to the audience. If you want
to respond to one or all, feel free to do
that either on the text or on the phones at
the numbers that I just provided. But somehow I forget

(01:09:00):
it was one of those conversations that got into late
because I think Gina and maybe menaceer Greg were talking
about there was some instant karma thing that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Yeah, I know what it was. I was at this dinner,
a business dinner, so I didn't know everybody at the table,
and we started talking about like, uh, some area that's
trying to build like a surf ranch, like a surf
where you like you can go surfing where there's like
no ocean, right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Prob like on cruises on cruises.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, but no, it's a huge like they're building houses
around it. It's massive.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I think it's kind of like a big wave pool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Yeah, And everyone's like, oh, that's really cool. And but
there was this one guy who was wearing tan khakis
by the way, was like, oh, yeah, good luck with that.
As he's like trying to scoop some food into a
go to go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Uh like dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, and it was a giant meatball and he missed
it and it landed right onto his pants, right but
it didn't fall into the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Yeah, so he's like, oh great, but he so he
picks it up and he puts it in the container
and then he continues to talk and then he dropped
it again onto.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
A cool guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Yeah, but he was being kind of like pretty much
the whole dinner too, So it was cool, like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Just trashing his people who are involved in this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
And I told you my my favorite one of all
time that witness was at the Gronk party where Gronk's
friend stage dived into the crowd and he just happened
to take out this guy that was being an a
hole at the party the whole time. And then the
guy was like so dazed, and Gronk's friend was so
excited about stage shriving that he went back on the
stage and took out the guy again. The guy had

(01:10:48):
to be dragged out of the party because he was annihilated.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
It was instant k stuff together. There was like this
one like kind of road rage thing I saw online
where you know, this guy's flipping out and the people
in the car that he's angry at they couldn't care less.
They're laughing at this guy, like dude, relaxed and he
goes if you and flipping him off. He's not watching
where he's going and almost full speed rear ends this
big line of traffic that's at a light and they're

(01:11:15):
just laughing their ass off it. It was so funny
instant karma.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
I have one a girlfriend of mine who frankly really
deserved it. We were at an amusement park and we
were at like the food court, kind of getting some meat,
and there's this little kid nearby screaming and being crazy.
So she went over there to like settle the parents
hash and tell them to like check their kid. And
the mom was like, my son's autistic and we can't
always confuse. And my friend was like, I don't care,

(01:11:44):
and I was like, I was so mort fairest. Not
five seconds later, because it's an outdoor food court, some
dude on a rascal scooter who was not paying attention
took my friend out right next to the picnic benches.
It was, it was fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
She deserve it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
You're laughing at your friends to get run over with
my scooter? She all right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
So here are Here are the three questions for this
round of diarrhea of topics. Question number one, what's the
best example of instant karma you've ever seen? Question number two,
at what age do you think you quit making a
big deal about birthdays? Because MENACE's birthday month is coming up,
can't stop stop, But we'll get into that. And then

(01:12:31):
what's something that your mom made you eat? O? Yep,
we all have that thing. So those are the three questions.
You can call in with an answer on one or
all eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, Well get you
on the air, or you could text over your answer
those questions over to two to two ninety seven. Again,
what's the best example of instant karma you've ever seen?

(01:12:52):
Much like we've just been talking about here in the
last couple of minutes. At what age do you quit
making a big deal about birthdays? No wrong, Annswer's just
your opinion. And then what did your mom make you eat?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Things?

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Your mom made you eat? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
Text over to two two ninety seven will get to
your calls and your text on the diarrhea of topics
comeing up next.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Hang up because you think you have it all figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
The next thing you know, you live another twenty years
in a palled in just horrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
It's the craziest hell, say your lighting pupa cat was
everywhere all right, So we've got a diarrhea of topics.
Three questions.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Phones are open open phones, so you can call in
even if it's just about one of the three questions,
or you'd like to give us an answer to all
three questions. Great, eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Phones are open call.
Now we'll get you on the air. And one of
the questions, what's something your mom made you eat? Also,

(01:13:58):
what's the best example of karma you've ever seen? And
then the other question with Menster's birthday month? At what
age do you think you quit making a big deal
about birthdays?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
What do you give up on life?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Eight seven? Let's go right to Christopher.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Hey, good morning, Christopher, Christopher.

Speaker 9 (01:14:21):
Here how they're going.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
We're doing fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
So you had an opinion when when do you think
you start not making a big deal about birthdays?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:14:30):
So for me, uh, for me, it was it was
definitely it was thirty, you know what I mean, because
I was, I was. I was in medium security prison
in Oklahoma. This is like seven years ago, you know,
and uh yeah, you know I had some disciplinary issues
here and there, you know, and uh segregation, Yeah, I

(01:14:52):
mean I'm in segregation, uh you know, down by myself
in this in the in the hole, you know what
I mean. And I'm like I'm saying to myself I'm like,
I'm not gonna cry, like I'm a grown I'm a
grown man, and I'm not gonna cry for turning thirty
down here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
All right, So you turned thirty in prison and just
kind of gave up on the on the birthdays after that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
But now you're out, well, and now you're you're out
and you can celebrate in California. U.

Speaker 9 (01:15:21):
Yeah, okay, every day celebration are here compared.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
To yeah, being in all right, Christopher, thank you for
in prison. Appreciate you listen to what is shown.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
That might be a low point life. Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Let's go to uh Ariel, Good morning, Ariel, Good morning morning.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
So the question this other one here, what what's something
your mom made you eat?

Speaker 8 (01:15:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:15:46):
I was forced to eat meat loaf. Just she didn't
even like meat low, but she made me meat low.

Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
She made me sit there until it's gone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
I feel like meat loaf is one of those things
that people feel like they're supposed to hate the nibble
back of food so good, And I think that it
gets a bad rap because people automatically poison the mind
of other people thinking that meat look because think about
do you like hamburgers, Ariel.

Speaker 14 (01:16:11):
Well, no, I'm now a vegetarian.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
It don't really be anything, but like, yes, right now,
what do you put over the top of it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Do you ever do the sauce? Greg usually ketchup?

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
Do you do it and then bake it on top?
It's like fifty style.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Yeah, but you know, you get it's even better than
that a chili sauce. Pines makes a chili sauce. It's
like it looks like a smaller version of a ketchup
bottle and it comes in the store, same aisle and
you put that over the top. It's got it. It
doesn't have that it's a little bit of a ketchupy thing,
but there's also this like human almost like a tart

(01:16:49):
or it's like a sweet slash tart flavor to it.
Okay that it's different than ketchup. But it's dude, it's bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
I mean you hate it, area get it so good?

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
What's that line? Is that from Chris like it meat loafe?

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Oh yeah, it's the same wrap that Brussels sprout's got.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
I love brussels, love them now.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Interesting thing about Brussels sprouts because my mom used to
make those every once in a while too. Apparently sometime
in the last forty years they genetically modified them so
they don't what taste the way that they used to taste.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Yeah, that's why people all of a sudden started coming
around again to Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I thought it was because we finally realized we need
to roast them and not boil it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
I thought it was the way that they cooked them
them and they put some salt on butter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
They took something or they did something and they modified
in some way that made it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Less, not not better, but less.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Bible did the compound for fun factors? That are the
glucose glucose sinolates that they removed in the late nineties.
What because glucos island eights is what? And so they
remove those They found that those were bitter. They so
there's some other varietals that didn't have as many of those. Yeah,
is that what they stink less?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
To say? Don't you think they stink less? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Absolutely? They don't have that. Yeah, like cabbage.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Yeah, but lima beans still though.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I do like liamon beans. These are good. Yeah, I
don't mind lima beans.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Let's go to Jocelyn. Hey, Good morning, Jocelyn.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
Joscelyn.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Hey, let's talk about the instant karma question. So what's
the best example of instant karma you've seen?

Speaker 13 (01:18:32):
The best example would be our driving one or second
traffic and some guy decided to right the shoulder and
like maybe less than five minutes later, we pulled it
next to him and crop House was giving him.

Speaker 18 (01:18:43):
Out a ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yes, I love that.

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
Yeah, it was so satisfying. I was like, oh, instant
love it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
I love that too. Like if you're at a red
light and there's some douche of revenue engine like a
total badass, and then he immediately gets pulled over.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, rules, yeah, I've seen like a cop I did
the whip around. Oh yeah, you're like, yes, they're coming
to get that guy right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Awesome, Awesome, all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Right, Johnson, thank you for the car. I appreciate listening
to the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
You had an instant karma storia.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
This is an old cart nark video where the guy,
you know, classic maneuver, he's given me a lip, gets
in his truck tries to ignore me and what do
you know about that truck? Let's listen and find out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
All right, So this is again, this is from the
files of cart narks man. We got a lot of
audio in here.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Yeah, you should organize it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
It's your folder one day. Yeah, all right, here we
go from instant Karma.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
We whip cartnarks here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
That's not what the car goes in is the middle
of a spot.

Speaker 11 (01:19:40):
Yeah, it's not illegal, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:19:41):
Not illegal, but it's this courteous to your fellow shoppers
because that what if someone wants to park here, it
rolls downhill and he's that baby over there, That baby
could get injured by your cart. I guess a lot
of yournrketeers will probably say this is a.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Karma or sweet the indust we call it a kartma ye.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Starter, so satisfying.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
This one said, my stepfather tried to kick my brother
in the backside, but then he missed and he slipped
and he fell in and hard on his ass and
had to be helped up by the brother who was
about to get kicked.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I saw a guy cutting line at a coffee shop
only to have his order messed up and it spill
all over him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Yeah, another instant karma store. Let's see high to George
Good morning, George, George.

Speaker 9 (01:20:31):
Hey guys.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
All right, so it's your karma story.

Speaker 19 (01:20:34):
I insered karma story is me and my best friend
are at a convenience store and there was a car
parked up front that looked just like his, but it wasn't.
And we were paying for our stuff and his ex
girlfriend pulls up and dumps a big gulp soda all
over this car. And and at that moment, the guy
that actually owned the car came out at the bath
room while I was going on and came running out

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screaming at her, and she was just mortified. But yeah,
I think that's a instakarma right there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Oh yeah, it reminds me what was that big lebowski?
Is this your car? I don't remember that part.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
No, it's John Goodman. And uh he was. He was
pissed because they were there. We're, you know, trying to
trying to get to the bottom of the whole thing.
And uh, I mean, there's there's a hold on. I
have the I have the clip in here somewhere. Walter
smashes wrong car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
All right, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
You see what happens, Larry, Just see what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
To see what happens when you straight what happened?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Just see what happens, Larry straight.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
You're doing man, it was the wrong car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, he told him his car. All right, George, thank
you for the call.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Appreciate Listen to show all right later, let's go to
uh Margie Hey, good morning, Margie, good.

Speaker 10 (01:21:57):
Morning, good morning everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Love you guys, I love you. So what's something to
your Your mom made you eat?

Speaker 10 (01:22:04):
My mom used to do hot dogs and then she'd
dump them in sour kraut. You make us eat the
Sauer kraut and hot dogs, and the hot dogs would
taste like the nasty sour kraut.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
Yeah it sounds good now, but as a kid, I
would never Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're ten years old and expecting a
hot dog and then it tastes like sour kraut.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
I've never gone back to sour kraut.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
We were in New York City, you know, a kid,
and we went to the little hot dog card thing
that are all over the city and we've got a
couple of hot dogs. My uncle ordered them and got one.
It was had kroud on it, but I didn't know
what it was. It was it expected. I ate that
exact same thing as like what Marge was talking about.
I was like, oh, you weren't expecting it. Yeah, that

(01:22:47):
it immediately created this connection.

Speaker 10 (01:22:49):
I'm like, God, I never Yeah, I can't eat it
still to this day.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Yeah, I don't like it comes in those like you
know bags. It comes like in a bladder bag. Yeah,
you go to the store, you'll see like sour krow
and well, yeah you can get some of the jar too,
but they also sell them and it's like these like
clear bladder bags plastic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Do you think it's on his way out? Though?

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
I hope not with pork chops.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
It's so good, Margie.

Speaker 10 (01:23:14):
Thank you for How can you eat that? It's just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
It's just like, yeah, one one thing that my mom
made I think I brought this up before salmon patties,
Oh yeah now, but that she would use canned salmon.
Well okay, and then you would take the bread crumbs
in the egg and you make them in the patties
and you cook them just like you would like a
burger or crabcake. Yeah almost, yeah, yeah, right, exact y

(01:23:41):
salmon salmon patty.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
But like when you're.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Seven, you hate salmon now, too right. I think that
has a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:23:46):
To do with as long as they're upfront with you.
One time my mom tried to I don't know what
she was thinking. She dumped a bunch of you know,
pasta sauce on spaghetti squash. Was like, what it's it's
goody And we cried and we begg.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
I told you, my mom gets on these kicks of like, uh,
one year she's growing lavender, one year she's going tomatoes.
And then I called the zucchini Craze of nineteen ninety seven.
Everything was zucchini constantly. And then she had these cookies
out and I thought there were chocolate chip cookies, but
there were zucchini cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
I instantly puked a third eating the vegetable.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Yeah, but the zucchini bread, like all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Still don't want it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
It's all sweet, so you don't even know you want it,
you know, sugaring, like it's all sweet, like you don't glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
It just so happens that that's a carrot cake.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
We got to call it something else, can do?

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
I love the diff you would I don't have zucchini
in it, Like, what's the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
It's a vegetable right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
I was traumatized by it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
I was like, carrots do have a natural sweetness that
zucchini does not. And also when when you grow zucchini
you get four hundred pounds of it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
It was why you put it in everything? Stop cookies,
bread over. I've never had it since roast.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
All right, instant karma. Let's go to Kathy and say
what has showed diarrhea of top Kathy? All right, Kathy,
what's the best example of instant karma you've ever seen?

Speaker 18 (01:25:10):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
What do you show morning?

Speaker 18 (01:25:12):
On Sunday? I'm a truck driver and Sunday I was
going to the truck stop and a truck came out
of Costco.

Speaker 14 (01:25:20):
Cut me off.

Speaker 18 (01:25:21):
I cussed him out, and a minute later he lost
all eight of his tandem wheels and his trailer hit
the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
The hell.

Speaker 18 (01:25:33):
On video?

Speaker 14 (01:25:34):
I tried.

Speaker 18 (01:25:35):
I tried sending you guys the video, but my camera
in my truck caught the the uh the incident happened.
I saw a plus of smoke and everything switched to
the left and the trailer dropped on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Oh no, yeah, are you in your truck right now?

Speaker 18 (01:25:52):
I am all right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Can you hit the horn. I love this hit the
horn for us.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
Yeah yeah, large Marge sent you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
All right, Kathy, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
THO of the Woods Show. AhR bye.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
All right, So our diarrhea of topics instant karma. What's
the best example of instant karma you've seen? At What
age do you quit making a big deal about your birthday?
I haven't seen a ton about that, but we do
have a few that I can share with you after
the after the break right, and things that your mom
made you eat? What are some of those that somebody

(01:26:29):
said when they were like eight, their parents used to
make them eat lamb and green jelly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:37):
Oh like jelly.

Speaker 6 (01:26:39):
That's a classic seventies I.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Was forced to eat lamb with the green jelly when
I was eight. I'm forty five now. I will never
forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
And I've never had the jelly with it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
That sounds disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Yeah, all right, So we'll get to more of your
answers on this diarrhea of topics coming up here next
on The Woody Show. Hang on, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
right back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
All right, diarrhea of topics. Have you ever witnessed eastant
karma because that my cousin stolen ate my container of
milk chocolate peanuts when I was ten, and that's how
we figured out that Christopher was allergic to nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
No, that's what you get ais.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
And on the topic of birthdays, I think for me personally,
it stopped being a big deal for myself at twenty one.
Really yeah, and then you do the milestones, but not
because you want to, but because you feel people want to.
So twenty one, thirty forty, you grew up that, et cetera.
But twenty one is the last time I cared about
a birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
I think I will tone it way down at fifty well,
because because I feel like, you know, I have family
members who have children, and by that time, all the
children will have birthdays that you know, will be fun
and they'll be celebrated and they'll have parties. And like
my friends' kids will have birthday parties at that age,

(01:28:11):
and again, the children should be more celebrated first.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
But yeah, but all your friends have kids, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Yeah, but they're still really young.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
That's when you have all the big parties.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Yeah, but no, they're like they're like potato sacks are useless.
They don't do anything, you know, Like by by that age,
when I hit fifty, they'll be like, you know, self
aware and like, oh the party is going to be
like a thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
My mom is from Norway. When I was eight years old,
we went on a trip and my relatives made a
Norwegian dish that turned out to be fish pudding. What
what called fish jello? It's a loaf of white, jiggly
fish jello. It was disgusting. It's been fifty years and
I can still remember it vividly.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
That is scarring.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
It's terrible to the birthdays. Cheryl says, fifty two years old,
and I celebrate my birthday for the whole month of March.
Birthdays are to be celebrated. Oh and my mom made
me eat Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
She said it right there. Birth Days, thank you, meant
to be birth monk.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
Yeah, Heather says, never for the birthday. You always celebrate.
Beats is what her mom.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Would make them. I like them now, yeah, oh yeah,
and I.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Almost threw up after everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:29:32):
Yeah, do you guys remember the carib chip craze.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
Yes, my mom would get these.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
Quote unquote diet cookies. These giant cookies and they were
carib chips and they were absolutely god awful and we
thought they looked just like chocolate chip.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Yes, yeah, it was such a scam. Yes, yes, gross
nine five instant karma story. When I was leaving my
ex husband after finding out that he cheated on me,
gas on his house ruptured. I was packing up kitchen
stuff and I smelled gas. I called the gas company.
They found the leak in the line. He had to

(01:30:08):
replace sixteen feet of gas lines, spent almost a week
with no natural gas to the house. Damn it already
skipped on me. Hold on one second. Oh uh, no
natural gas to the house, so no hot water, no cooking,
and best of all, repair costs massive imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
I mean, that's a nice story that they came up with, said.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Gina's a spectacular edition of the show. I love her energy.
I love this group of people y'all currently have me love.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Oh it's very nice, nice, that's very oh babe, so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
The other thing, I've seen a lot of people text
over and by a lot of mean, like a handful.
I didn't think anybody else had this stuff growing up.
Tuna noodle cast role.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
I love that I've heard I do too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Now I didn't me because the salmon patty's. I wasn't
so psyched about tuna noodle castrole. Like if my mom says, hey,
what should we have for dinner? And she suggests maybe
tuna noodle castrole that you have three topping choices for. Oh,
it's the bread crumbs that you mix with the butter
and you put it over the top.

Speaker 5 (01:31:06):
You have four topping choices bread crumbs, potato chips, corn flakes,
or ritz crackers, bread crumbs. I never had bread crumbs
on the bread crumbs. I've always did corn, like toasted
corn flakes.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
That would be all right, that would be good. Yeah,
crumbled up might be good because they're super buttery.

Speaker 15 (01:31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
And that's that's the thing with the bread crumbs, Like
she would take the little bowl of bread crumbs, put
the butter in there, mix it up so it becomes
kind of like a like like you get on top
of a coffee cake that crop and then you put
that over the top and then when you bake it
it crisps up.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Is anyone hungry?

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Yes, I know, there's nothing I don't like this topic
of what did your mom make you eat? Whatever she
made me eat. I loved.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Oh she's lucky, liver.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Head, cheese, anything.

Speaker 5 (01:31:56):
But somebody, somebody Siberia, I know, somebody said their mom
used to make them eat liver marinated in milk.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
And you're like, oh, Delico, Yeah it sounds great.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Liver what I'm not sure marinated in milk. That sounds
like something that you get the feast of Hell. Yeah,
you stopped by Satan's house for dinner reserved.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Yeah, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Growing up, on my birthday, I had to thank my
mother for birthing me and then do extra chores.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Oh boo. I always hated celebrating.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
You have to thank her for it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Here, my dad says that the mom should be celebrated
on her birthday since she did all the work.

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
Okay, she's the one who went. But I know that,
like his mom is a whore. And then you just
slid out, just fell out.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
I mean, you can acknowledge someone's birthday without you know,
tick or tape parade.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break. Thank you for
the feedback on the diarrhea of topics. Appreciate that more
what it shows. Next, hang on, you're looking at me.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
He'll be right back. All right, welcome back everybody.

Speaker 9 (01:33:13):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Yeah, it is Tuesday morning, September the twenty fourth, twenty
twenty four. Today is a National Cherries Jubilee Day. Oh,
I know the name. I don't know exactly what it is.
We have this question every year. Cherries Jubilee sounds like
a cherry party. Sounds like a cherry. Is it a dessert?

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
Yeah yeah, it's like a warm cherry thing that you
serve with ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Oh yeah, alright, simmering cherries that are flombay.

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
Alright, sure, it's just loose cherries and sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Yeah yeah, alright, do you believe me? Oh? It looks okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
It's a national Haraha day. Alright, it's a national voter
registration day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
It's horchata.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
I'm sorry, horchata horhot No, Larussia is a sauce and
then is a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
The drink.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
It's National voter Registration Day and today's National punctuation Day.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Greg, okay, I will use it period.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
A couple of entertainment things for you. Perry Ferrell, his
wife says that he's going to see a neurologist.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Oh, because neurological problem.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
She She posted a statement about it on social media.
She said that he's grateful for all the kind words
of love and support during this difficult time.

Speaker 6 (01:34:35):
I mean, yeah, he did so many drugs brain I think.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Oh yes, saying kind people attract kindness. And despite his actions,
she insists that Perry is a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Well, I mean, you know, punched a couple of times.
Everybody has a bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Day, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Wait, so if I have a bad day, I can
just go around and punch you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
No, No, I mean, well.

Speaker 11 (01:35:02):
You don't know punching people in the face.

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
But that doesn't mean he's a bad person.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Yeah, Bam Majera is back behind bars that they're getting
arrested for drunk driving.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Yeah, that was under my radar.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah. His current legal situation is connected to a previous
case from June, where he admitted to disorderly conduct after
a fight with his brother, and he was given six
months of probation. As of now, no new charges have
been filed against him. But I mean, he struggled with
addiction for a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:30):
But yeah, and even his like buddies, his jackass buddies
are like, please get it together over him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Yeah, even Steve. Oh, like Steve was like, hey man, yo,
go get help.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
When he's done with you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
You're done, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
After a pretty terrible performance, Journey's lead singer Rnel Pineda
Your Favorite responded to fan criticism by offering to quit.
Oh if if enough of the fans texted that he
should go.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
He rules?

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
Yeah, I thought he did a bad show one off.
I've seen him a couple of times. He's very capable.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Yeah what he said, he was legally in love with them.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
No, it was like, it's just a really pleasant surprise
because I did I think. I think he did a
great job when when they performed, because I wasn't even
planning on sticking around for that performance. And then my
friends wanted to hang this is that a n iHeart
Radio Music festival.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
They played right, and then he went straight to the
tattoo parlor, got the Journey.

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Tattoo, got Arnell's tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Said number one, number one Arnell fan.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I was shocked up. Oh my god, this guy's like reincarnated, uh,
you know Steve Perry, but just his filipino form.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
He is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
But he's not coming back to journey. His voice was destroyed.
They were saying that his voice and singing those songs,
those songs in particular, just destroyed the voice. So they're wondering,
is that what happened here? So he had a he
had a really bad time at this local show, did
the encore, and he probably shouldn't have gone as hard

(01:37:03):
the extra effort for here his little clip.

Speaker 12 (01:37:09):
There go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
He didn't worse.

Speaker 20 (01:37:25):
Yeah, he isn't too bad off, but yeah, we know
he's cable.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
He just sounds out of breath right, but otherwise not terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
He's willing to quit if enough people text in, yes,
what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Rock?

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
And rio favorite rock.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
Susan You Banks, the mother of Chester Bennington from Lincoln Park,
is speaking out. She's the latest to speak out again
the band after they started performing again with a replacement singer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
What's her issue now?

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
So again, what are they supposed to do? Hey, everybody's
just everybody's just supposed to like just give up and
you know, quit and move on just because you know
your son's no longer around.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
I mean, I'm sorry, she sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Do we know any kind of statement on why she
would be upset?

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
I didn't see I didn't see the details. It just
you know, it came across like the small little blurb
that I saw about it was that there was just
like the band should just call it quits. They should
have just not gone on without Chester, because there is
no Lincoln Park without Chester.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Here's here's a quote that is bizarre. She says, I
feel betrayed. They told me that if they were ever
going to do something, they would let me know. They
didn't let me know, and they probably knew I wasn't
going to be very happy.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
That that goes with the blurb that I saw. You
just didn't want them to move on. But they were great.
I mean I saw them already and the show was fantastic.
And Emily Armstrong, who I was on the pane and
she's the new lead singer. I was on the fence
about her going into it, and she won me over.
She was great, right, he was really really good.

Speaker 6 (01:39:08):
I mean, they could change this just the spelling and
spell at l I N CO l N Lincoln right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:12):
Too proper though.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Yeah, kind Snack's founder daniel Lebitski, he's gonna be joining
season six of Shark Tank and eventually he's going to
be the one to take over for Mark Cuban really
when he leaves the show. Now, I've watched a ton
of Shark Tank. He's been on there a number of times.
They've he's been one of these recurring sharks. Yeah, yeah,

(01:39:34):
so that's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
Is he kind?

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Is he kind?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
He seems like a very nice guy, pretty good fellow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Also, Todd Graves from the founder of Raising Kanes, He's
gonna be on Shark Tank this season US.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, what do you love more? Shark Tank
or Arnell Shark Tank Charnell.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Netflix has released the first teaser trailer for the upcoming
second season of Squid Game. The teaser picks up right
after season one's finale.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
I've watched it three times.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
It's really when Ben times to go to the US
instead of decided to get back in the game. Short teaser,
he appears back in his four hundred and fifty six uniform.
Four fifty six uniform.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
I don't know what that means. I never watched it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
You guys number, Yeah, everyone's number okay, And I got
to say I'm usually not the one that's like I
knew about these four who knows. But I knew about
this for everyone else because this randomly just came up
on Netflix and I'm like, what is It sounds interesting?
And I texted everybody. I'm like, you got to see
this thing? And now like even little kids were dressing
up like the contestants for Halloween. I mean, it's such
a cultural phenomenon.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
What is What does your kid want to be for Halloween?

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
Well, he he's really into Michael Jackson, but we always
do h Mario characters, Super Mario characters, so and he
goes deep poll like sometimes we're dry bones, sometimes we're goombas.
So he's probably gonna pick some Rando cameo.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Okay, right Mario.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Does he feel the pressure like, oh, we've always done this,
so I got to keep it tomorrow, Like have you
kind of made that a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Whereas he's got to keep with that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
I would be delighted if we stop doing this, because
he thinks that this stuff just happens overnight. This is expensive,
it's a pain in my ass, but we do it
because he's into it. I would love it if this stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
See, you got to you gotta make it. You got
to make it clear to him that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
You know. Oh, I'd be totally fine if we did
something else.

Speaker 5 (01:41:21):
In fact, if I didn't dress up, I would also
pick up the pieces and move on.

Speaker 6 (01:41:25):
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Squid Game Season two debuts on December the twenty sixth,
and you can go check out the trailer right now.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
I did see them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
I did see the trailer for that. Uh release it
that Menendez Brothers.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Yeah, looks watching it. Yeah, it looks really good.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
I haven't had time yet, But Sammy, have you watched
the Agatha all along?

Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
I haven't had time yet, you know, I almost watched
it last night, but there's two episodes that are like
forty five minutes long, and I want to wait until
I can sit and just watch them.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
I want to watch so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
And it's what I get spin off from WandaVision.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Yeah, dude, Vision was awesome. It was so good.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
It also had that feel of like every episode was
a different genre of television. Yeah, like through the decades.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
It's very different from it.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Loves itself a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Yeah, I have time to get into that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
I still love it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
I still have to watch Dexter before the new Dexter
comes out and has Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Yeah, had not like Hacks. Yeah, somebody would. I was
told that I was told that I would like Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:42:32):
Would you like to make a wager?

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
I think he would. I think you would say I
was told I would like it.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
It's super funny.

Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
I think you would really like it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
I will check it out all right. Time for the
birthdays and your porno birthday here on this Tuesday morning
on the Woody Show.

Speaker 21 (01:42:48):
Got Show Shia, it's shimmy, We're gonna sit be. It's shivery,
and you know we don't do all right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Starting with the celebrit to you, Stephanie McMahon, the WWE
billion dollar Princess Boss's daughter, married to Triple A. She's
forty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Today.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
Ben Platt Craig would know him as Benji in the.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Pitch Perfect movies.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Yeah, guy right, Evan and dear Evan Hansen. Ben Platt
is thirty one, Niabdarlos Bardos, Yeah, but how do you
say it?

Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Vardelos?

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:43:25):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
For my big fat Greek wedding sixty two Today, Pittsburgh
Steelers legend mean Joe Green is seventy eight and Kevin
Sorbo Hercules is sixty six. Nice, Your porno birthday is
Nico Blade. It's a birthday boy, and he has spent
more time in bed than Charlie Bucket's Grandpa Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:43:46):
All Right, that's a long art.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
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and Hung. He was in Bad Granny's Volume two, also
Dad Out in Dirty volume five. He was in Four
skin Lessons Volume one, also Rear Deliveries, and who can
forget his unforgettable role in Old Harry Sluts. That is

(01:44:13):
Nico Blade, who is fifty one years old today.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
And that is your.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
Porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that little Look what's
happening around the world of entertainment This morning is Tuesday Morning.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
You're on the Woody Show. We're going to take a
quick break. More Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (01:44:29):
Next, Hang on, More Woody Show show next.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
All right, We are wrapping up and getting the hell
out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Everybody cool.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
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Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
Yeah we have tho.

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Yeah, so that and everything else that you missed from
the show this morning, Get Caught Up Tuesday podcast is
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coming up for you tomorrow. We're going to have a
couple of things. One would be Gina finds his silver lining.
She said that she's really good at finding a silver
lining in situations or in this case, in a news story.

(01:45:11):
So Sea Bass will have one of those things that
she has got to try to find a silver lining for.
And then on the opposite side, Greg Gory is going
to find a story where we have to try to
crap all over it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Right, what would that? What lining would that be? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
So the good news with Greg Gory, which we've always
is like as Greg's like, oh, you know, we should
get some more good news.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
Yeah, on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:45:34):
He's like, this is bulletproof. And then.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
That's Greg's Yeah, that's Greg's challenge to find a story
that he thinks it would be bulletproof for us to
find the opposite of that silver lining. It will be
so that and more tomorrow Wednesday here on the Woody Show.
Anything you got for us in the meantime, you can
leave on the After Hours voicemail that number between now
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at the Woody Show Jim Greg Gory parting Words and wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Please. Yeah, if you can't feed them, don't breed them.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
Yeah, just in general, right, And those people are having
having more kids just to get more money.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Oh, making a business out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
But it seems like fuzzy math because kids are expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:46:20):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
But also kids aren't as expensive as people lead you
to believe, Like there's those things that come out every year, like, oh,
the cost to raise a kid between now and the
age of eighteen is like six million dollars a year.
It's like, okay, it seems that way. Yeah, they don't
eat much. They really don't eat much until they really
hit I would say maybe sophomore, junior or in high school.
Then they start to eat a ton. A lot of

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times you're begging them, they eat yeah, okay, you know.
And then if you have insurance, you got your copey.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
There's that, right.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
So the rest I think a lot of this stuff
like schedules, kids' schedules, that's a lot on the parents
they don't have to overschedule them. You're the one who's
overscheduling them. I think you can make it as easy
or as difficult as you as you want. It's just
not as expensive as people lead you to believe.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
There's a lot of up cells that you don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
To exactly right. Yeah, you just go base model kid
and it'll be fat stuck all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for give it the
show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch.