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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion? Is it lies?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It is September
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. We are The Woody Show.
Coming to you from the city of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia
and our in Philadelphia, Philly one O four five. Got
some events that we're doing here the next couple of days,
(01:04):
but the show must go on it and it will
for you today. Thank you for being here. I'm Woodie
Greg Gory. We survived the flight.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, it's rare.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah shaky. Did we flew in style?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah that is true. Yeah that is very true. And
thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
That was by the best, the best flight you've ever had, right,
I mean it had to be up there.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's up there. Yeah, it's definitely up there, serving champagne
and yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Unlimited Coke Zero's Menace. Yeah, yeah, that's true. There's menace.
H one of you, menace.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Gina grat is here.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hey, you know, there's Sammy Morning who's with us in
Philly as well. She never gets to go on these
trips one. But she's on the trip here with us
back at studio headquarters. Sea Bass is around there somewhere,
just down in the studio. We got port Yeah, we
got Caroline, Morgan and Vaughan. They're all back at wood
You show h Q as well. But thank you for
giving us some of your time this morning. I appreciate
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that phones are opening eight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us up with the text over to too,
nine eight seven. I'm very excited because coming up on
the show today, we're gonna make a trip to the
Woody Show Crossroads.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I love that. Yeah, but you like to clean Greg cleaning, Yeah,
that's true. I got to change my attitude. We're purging.
We're purging.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We're purging all the douchey losers, that's true, who just
want to complain about silly ass things and threatened the
never listen again and whatever. Huh literally dou Yeah. What's
crazy is that, no matter what has happened over all
the years of doing the show, when you get somebody
says I'm going to tell all my friends or it's
because of this, you're gonna lose our The ratings never
really seem to go anywhere bad. Yeah, never seems to
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be any kind of change of any kind, you know,
just kind of change today.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah maybe today you oll be today?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, brand new redneck news, all the trending news headlines.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Got some entertainment stuff for the hours out, birthday porn
a birthday all coming up for you this morning here on.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah all right, how about some Woody show? Did you know?
Always starting with this one since it is a throwback,
Thursday was talk Spice girls didn't come up with their
own nicknames.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay they did not A.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
UK magazine editor did. Because this is why I wanted
to bring it up. I thought it was funny. They
were too lazy to remember their real names. This magazine
editors like, all right, the sporty.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
One, the ginger, the scary one.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
All right, can you name them, Sammy, I wouldn't be
able to tell if.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're right or wrong or miss.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Baby, scary, posh and ginger.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yep, that's all of them.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, all right, your life, dude, Spice up your life,
Spice World.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The guy who invented the upside down ketchup bottles with
the opening at the bottom instead of the top. He
sold his company to Hines in nineteen ninety five for
thirteen million dollars. Good, we think about that. The only
thing different was that it's the bottom. The ketchup bottle
is upside down. That was always the thing when you
have the old school glass ketchup bottles.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hit it in that spot.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeeah. I mean the first genius idea was making them
plastic and squeeze able, yeah, exactly, and then the improvement
on that was being able to turn them upst down.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Now everything's upside down, Mustard, I don't like the upside
down ketchup. You don't know, because when you squeeze it,
like nothing comes out, and then all of a sudden you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Gotta shake it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh well, that's just the diaphragm. The holes too tight, Greg,
Don't you hate it when your hole's too tight?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah? See. There are only twenty eight hotels in the
world with three thousand or more rooms twenty eight, and
fifteen of those are in Las Vegas. Really, yeah, fifteen
of the twenty eight hotels with three thousand or more rooms.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I remember what Excalibur said, we have a thousand rooms and.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Everybody's like, whoa wow. Uh This one's yummy. Did you
know there are approximately two one hundred different types of
fungus fung guy on your feet right now? Ok yeah,
on earth, in the world, on your feet as we speak.
(05:13):
Did you know goodbye is actually a shortened version of
the phrase God Be with you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Okay, Okay, I did not know that. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, that's fascinating. Yeah, speaking of feet, there's the other
thing I had for you. People were asked, do you
wash your feet in the shower? Now you know my answer,
you don't. I don't wash my legs either. Really, yeah,
I'll wash like down to my thighs, like you know
where you know, like just well you got you got
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a rintse on your wash on either side of like
your nutsack, right sure, and then down around your tain
or whatever I would say, like right where your bathing
suit would cut off.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's where the soap stops.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
So your calves have never seen soap.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
If it drips down, well, like if I put like
a some block on them or something like that, like
after being at the beach or whatever, then yes, yeah,
But in general, in general, no, it's like a touch
this car wash.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes, grub my feet because when you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Rinse all the I mean the shampoo, it all washes
down over walking through the forest. Yeah, we've also heard.
We've also heard from dermatologists and everything that's perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The bottoms of your feet, you know, wash.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, because I'm always in socks and shoes. I'm never
walking around barefoot ever. Uh see where were the Oh? Yeah,
sixty percent of people said yes, they wash their feet
in the shower.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Not all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
They make a point to I washes itself. And then
thirty seven percent said no, they just let the water
run over them.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
What' you wess you had a question about like how
often you were asking me the how often do you
wash your hair? Yeah, I'm very chouse for women.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Women don't do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, I've been called gross many times, like you don't
wash your hair every day. You don't take a shower
every day.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, you don't shower every day.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, absolutely not. You're not supposed to shower.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
No, you're not supposed to shore supposed to, but you
should showers multiple times a day.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I'm not that sweating, and I really dry skin.
There's no way to do that when you have dry skin.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
When I was a kid, the doctor told my mom
that I could not take baths every day because I
had eggzema and dry skin.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I was every other day as a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I do them every day now, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Not supposed to. Yeah, and I only wash my hair
like twice a week.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh my god, I understand. Like women, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I think it's. I think the excuse is, well, you're
not supposed to wash your hair. But I can understand
having long hair. It's a panyassic. But from my daughter
to wash her hair, comb it, try it, that whole thing.
It's a pain of the ass.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
We get in the shower, not together, although I would
you wash your hair, you get out, you towel, dry
it or whatever, and then you're done. And so for us,
it doesn't seem like could be that big of a
panty ass.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So how long is your average shower?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Ten minutes tops?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And that like from getting in the shower to like
drying off and putting her clothes on ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I'm putting my clothes on two minutes. Like remit it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Because we have to do all the hair stuff, the conditioner,
and you get out and then you do your leaven
conditioner and then you dry your hair and then you
style and you do head to toe moisturizing.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh no, see, I don't do that. I don't do
from the time my alarm goes off, shower, dressed and
in the car is like fifteen minutes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, I mean because like the stuff in the shower
you're talking about using all these different things.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I have this.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like an old spice three and one. So it's
it's hair, face, and body, and so I use that
stuff and then whatever the latter is, I do that
on my face and then yeah, and then I do
use bar soap for like armpits, crotch.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
They will market anything to dudes.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, extreme, it's called extreme. It's just three on one.
So it's like all convenience. Why is this on my head?
My face is connected to my head and you can.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Wash dishes with it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's all a scam.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, I mean, you don't have multiple things, right, Greg,
I have shampoo and bar soap. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You guys don't can dish.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
No, no, what he showed, did you know?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The full version of Take Me Out to the Ballgame
is a feminist song about a woman who wants to
go on a date to a baseball game instead of
a movie.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh really, I had no idea. I think I had
heard that sometime in the past. I mean I watched that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I watched all these documentaries back when I was really
in the baseball I watched all these documentaries about baseball,
and I've heard a lot of.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Weird in there, different things. I've never heard that before.
So even in the old timy days, women are just
telling men what to do.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh yes, all I know is that missus Field's cookie lady.
She was the first batgirl in MLB. Oh really, yep,
Well that's cool.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Remember Robert Wall, he played the rless on HBO. This
really cool thing speA get a documentaries whatever this is
years ago, years probably fifteen years ago. You got to
be able to find it somewhere. Robert Wall was talking
about he was doing these history lessons for college students.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I remember you were way into that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, and uh and so they had it on HBO's
I forgetting that. But the real stories behind these historical
moments that you hear that. So it was like one
was about Yankee Doodle Danny and he goes it was
an insult song. Yankee Doodle went to town riding on
a pony, stuck a feather in his cap and called
it macaroni. Macaroni. Back in that time, the macaroni clubs,
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those were the gay clubs. They didn't call him gay clubs.
They was like, oh, he's going down to the macaroni club,
put a feather in his captain called it macaroni.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
So it's like they're ripping on Yankee Doodle.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dandy, Like you know, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, but it's always really like what really happened Paul
Revere stuff, and about how the story is always better
than the truth.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, the lore, Yeah, the lore.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But yeah, Take Me out to the ball Game a
feminist song about a woman who wants to go on
a date to a baseball game instead of a movie.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Any damn it, buy me some peanut and some baseball.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Why should I have to buy for you? A big
strong woman? If it's feminist, were to work outside that?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
If we're about but.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's a feminist song, Yeah, you're talking about feminism.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Aby steps feminism, Yeah, like first wave feminism property.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When do we get to that step where I don't pay?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
All?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Right? Exactly? It's still working on that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Work's working on that.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
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Speaker 3 (11:48):
While we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Thursday morning. It's September
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. I would be that is
our newest full time member of the show. Gina Gret
Greg Gory is here. We've got menaces, Sammy phones are
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open eight seven four.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Woodie.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Yes, it's happening this hour the Crossroads.
Make sure the Crossroads were dead weight off this bitch,
all right. People have been complaining about some stuff. So yeah,
we'll we'll get to the crossroads. It's a fan favorite.
They're angry about something now about about different things? Oh yeah,
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speaking of anger management, police arrest of this dude in Illinois.
His name's Javan Owens charged him with first degree attempted
murder after he stabbed another man with a butter knife
during an argument over peanut butter and jellyeah. According to
a witness, Javan and the other guy they were arguing
over peanut butter, and Javan was also pissed the dude
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was a slob and left peanut butter sounds like and
jelly on the counter like globs of it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You should wrapped this guy.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It started with an argument and then things got violent.
Javan stabbed the other guy five times with the butter knife.
Deserved it in his hip, his lower left back, his
right armpit, in the back of his uh, his right shoulder,
and also on the right side of his collar bone.
So the stab wounds he punctured and then tested. But
it sounds like he's gonna be okay. Javan, now over
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this peanut butter and jelly thing is going to get
like thirty years in prison.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
He prefaced the attack with what are you a four
year old cave man?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Here's I've never thought about this because I've never heard
of being stabbed with a butter knife. And let me
preface is also by saying I never want to be stabbed. However,
that seems way more horrific than a sharp knife. Oh,
to get to sir through your body with a doll
all knife, butter knife, that's like something from Thaw.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I mean, I've cut myself with a knife that's so
sharp that you don't even realize.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It right away.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Me too, And this is this ain't good?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh god, yeah, my god, I really cut myself, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But when you when you got yourself with something more dull, Yeah,
that definitely that's certainly worse. But man, I tell you,
like my my wife and my kids, they're the worst
when it comes to like you've made something in the kitchen. Okay,
I guess I was raised to you wipe everything down.
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You get a you get a wet paper towel, you
wipe it down, then you get a dry paper towel,
and then you dry it off. Should always be a
nice smooth surface, not like anything like crumbs or something
rusted on there.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
No water spots, Yeah, no smear of jelly liquid of
any kind like not. You know when people wash dishes
at your house and it looks like they hose the counter.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Down the water, wipe it down.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And I, you know, I rarely cook, but when I do,
it's like I put things away a I'm cooking the
second I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I try to get all the dishes that I
used to cook the meal clean by the time I eat. Okay,
that's insane, because the worst is when you have you've
made a meal and you're sitting there and you're done.
You just had this great meal, and you look over
there and you see like, oh god, you got the
stupid dishes. Dishes out of their angry management story and
Uber driver in Chicago threw a brick at someone's house
(15:24):
after they gave him a one star review. Okay. The
customer says the driver seemed to agitate. It was driving erradically,
took a longer route than necessary. They asked him to
take the highway, but instead took the surface roads. The
next day, the driver showed back up at his house.
It was yelling about the one star review. That's when
he picked up a brick from the yard, threw it
at a window, also threw it at their car. Please
(15:47):
say they're investigating. No word on the charges yet. Uber
says that they're going to assist. However they can and
take quote appropriate action with the driver. All right, So
what happened? You get kicked off at Uber? Like I understand,
like a like a passenger gets a rating, maybe the
Uber person won't pick you up if you have too
low of a rating. Do they get kicked off the
platform if their rating is too low? Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, Because you don't get a choice in drivers. It's
like you say, oh, this person's.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Gotta they eventually get kicked off. Yeah, this driver's got
a whatever star rating? Right, I would like to be
given options. No, you'll you'll see the rating as you're
requesting it. Yeah, but can you It's one of those
things that you don't get knocked if you say no,
I don't want that driver. You can cancel within a
certain window.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And there might be like a little fee or something.
Does that happen? Just happen to me.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
If you cancel right away, you won't get the fee.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, because if I don't like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh, this guy's only got however many stars noting thats
don't like his face?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Do you know what your Uber rating is as a passenger,
because I just pulled mine out. It's just right there.
You just go to uber and then hit account and
you'll see a little star rating in the top left.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Okay, I remember the first time I looked, I was
so mad that I could never five.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm a little why what did I know? Exactly? That
was perfect?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
So what's yours?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Mine's four point ninety six?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh wow, that's very good. I'm not verified. What does
that mean?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
You have to probably do a selfieither they're starting to
do this new thing speaking of photo, speaking of ways
you can get kicked off, Uh, that could because so
many we've heard people talk about this where Uber drivers,
like somebody who has a license will let there maybe
not so legal friend or relative drive under their account.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm looking at their website.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
How they say they do real time ID check error,
so like you have to scan your phase, not just
take a photo of of a driver's license profile.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I have a four point nine three.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh I have a four point ninety five.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Okay, wow, they must hate me. Yeah, a four point
Do you know that awful? Yeah, of course they would.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They would know it from the tip, they would know
it from the behavior.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, you're sitting quietly.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yeah, don't worry, Greg, I have a four seven seven.
But I think it's might be because we've used Uber
a lot longer than everybody else, because we're from because
we we've talked about this, because we've had a chance
to take like way more rides than you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, and so it's diluted your scarlett.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, you think I chatted them to death or something.
There's sitting quietly on the way to the I think
it might be the late night versions drunk. Yeah, I'm
not of the mind to take an Uber at that stage.
I usually have somebody with me.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You don't take it home from a bar.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I don't go to a bar.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Then I guess it is your demeanor. So how do
I look on? Because I keep trying, I use Lift
more than I use I used to use.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Lyft a lot. I think it might be more expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
No, it's like.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm with you though for some reason I start using you.
I've been using it for six point four years. I've
had seventy eight rides.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Do you have a rating. I have a five point
zero rating. I haven't used lifting.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You see that. I like that. It gives you all
your history. You click your profile on there tell you
how many rides, what your rating is, and how long
you've been using it. Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Since we're on the subject, I'm also obsessed with my
Airbnb rating, which is also amazing. And those are just
those are just like people saying she's the best five stars.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Wow, my lift says I've taken no rides because it's
been that long or.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe Yeah, you get in the car with other people
who actually, oh, I.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Don't even have a rating, it says, new rating.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Mind new account.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
I've taken one hundred and thirty eight rides. I have
a four point nine and I've had it for twelve
point two years.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Oh wow, okay, yeah sea bass. My Uber ratings are
four to eight seven. Gez, that's it. I think I
puked in the back of number one time to be
out a window one time.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, that's got to be it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, I see what my lift is here. Tell me
how profile doesn't tell you how top left four point
nine even four point nine? They hundreds of points literally,
it was it was weird. I wasn't make a drunk.
We were just weight me and a hot chick went
out to a just dinner and drinks and for whatever reason,
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on the way back out the window.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Was she super pissed? She was?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
She?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
It was it was long enough into our relationship that
she was able to deal with relationship.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Huh, this is the show.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, I have about a billion Uber Eats orders.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Did they give you a rating on that?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I got the rating of pig one.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
More anger management story. This guy this is a high
end restaurant in New Jersey, accidentally spilled wine on this
other dude's wife. He responded by attacking them with a
huge steak knife. According the cops, the suspect, seventy five
year old guy David Gully, lunged to the customer and
they also witnessed him punch a manager. He was arrested
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charged with aggravated assault, possession of weapon, terroristic threats, and
disorderly conduct.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Over spilled wine. Yes, stupid, what the hell?
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Maner management, Yeah, yeah, man, yeah, everybody speaking of people
who are pissed, they have sent us some emails or
trying to knark us out to our program director in
the station management that we have to make a trip
to the what is show crossroads?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I can handle twelve men.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And one's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Even if I'm small, I can handle a threesome.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
That's how you play the dirty mins game. We know
who you are.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Show, all right, you guys. You can't please people all
the time.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's impossible.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
It's got to be the definite definition of insanity, or
you're pandering.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I'm not interested in either one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
And so every once in a while it's good, like
a good spring cleaning or just cleaning things up, like
getting rid of all that crap out of your car.
It doesn't it feel better once you get all the
garbage out. And that's what we do when we have
the Woodi Show Crossroads. Everybody, yes, time to cuts some
dead weight from the listener pool. All right, So these
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are people that have hit us up in one way,
shape or form, either on The Woody Show, email email
at the woodieshow dot Com, could be on one of
our social media platforms. A lot of times it's when
people go to the station website it says contact us
and you can send an email to the station, which
they think is being sent to management, which it is,
but it also goes to the people.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Who are on the air.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Can we get a good talking to for management?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Wait a minute, Oh wait, they really never Okay, yeah,
I don't even think they're paying attention to their own stations.
I mean, there's like one person that's running four stations.
You know, it used to be where there was one
program character for each station. They would listen to everything, right,
and now it's like a one person for five stations.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Should be fun, that's all right. So on those it's always.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
One of those of you who do request and reply, and
so they think that they're narking us out. But here
we go. This is one from the station feedback. It's
from Faith subject to Wood he show supervisor. They do
not request a reply, and so I would like you
to know that you have a major problem with your
morning show and that problem is Sea Bass. I like
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the show as a whole, but the rest of the cast.
The rest of the cast is great. I'm loving the
addition of Gina Greb, but Sea Bass is such a
turnoff that it's making it difficult, if not impossible, to listen.
He is the worst person I think I've ever quote met.
I could support this opinion with about a million different
examples and why Sea Bass is the worst, but I'll
start with one. During a recent conversation, seas a misogynistic
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ahole called out Leaking the Jury called out Sidney Sweeney
for not having a perfect body. Apparently there was a
photo of Sidney's ass that was not up to par
for Sea Bass, and he felt the need to tell
the whole world. She felt the need to show it first.
Not only is she one of the most gorgeous girls
in the world, but it's even crazier when you see
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what Sea Bass looks like.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
While he's making these comments.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Doesn't matter. He says he only sleeps with eights and above.
But here's no way this man, who looks like an
elderly lesbian pe teacher with massive eyebags and man boobs,
gets anything better than the three or whatever he pays for.
I don't say I only sleep with eights and a bus.
I say I prefer to and I would only really date.
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He's nothing more than a misogynistic creep who thinks that
women and their bodies just exist for him.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
But keep lying to yourself, Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Keep thinking that you're hot and cool enough to even
breathe the same air as someone like Sydney Sweeney. Yeah,
and take comfort in knowing that all the other women
who hear you on the air hate your guts. By
the way, I'm at least an eight, by the way,
and I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Man on earth.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Remember the last girl that show, she was an that
is that's from faith. You've lost faith for us, thanks
a lot of Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, she's a good right next the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Don't go fa.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
No, I'm not gonna like hate for Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
But if you're gonna make segments like that, you've got
to follow it up.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
It's got to have evidence there, Kate, you're gonna if
you're gonna claim you're an eight in the bus, I'm
the king of France. That's it's a Woody showed Crossroads.
Another one sent to the station feedback. It's from a
Dana subject attention station manager reply requested absolutely show two
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on the air Manager. I was listening to your morning
Woody show when I heard something that I don't think
should have been mentioned on the Woody. The host said
that one of the women on the show had a
vagina that's too wide for a catheter. When I first
heard his comment, I gasped. I thought, surely he didn't
just say what I thought he said that. I thought,
did he mean to say that off the air and
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it accidentally made it on air?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I was quite confused.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
But then I realized that he did mean to say
that in the air, because after that comment, Woody and
the rest of the co host doubled down and just
kept joking about how a catheter would disappear in her quote.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Huge vagina O candalous.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
What is extra sad to me is that the woman
who was being talked about was laughing along with the others,
So it just wasn't the men in the room, but
the other women on the show as well a sense
of humor. The wine vagina jokes were so irritating to
me that I ended up switching the radio station Later
that night. I had a realization, and I suggest that
you advise your host to google hip of violation in
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the workplace.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, you're not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Right, it is illegal for them or anyone to share
your personal health information, especially on the air, for the
whole world to hear.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, because I know whose vagina's wid you.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Tell everyone how wideer Vagina?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, like he's measurement. I had that information.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Anyway, I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing I'm
not the only person who has stopped listening and is
looking for a program that is more welcoming to women.
That is from Dana lost Data. Great, Yeah, Dana, damn
it between you see that and now me with Dana Terreble. Yeah,
(27:33):
Dana and her wife Vagina. Yeah, wide Vagina really hit
home with the Dana. I'm glad. I guess that we
had super hot, supermodel listeners, so for at least a
little while ment.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah, yeah, anymore, those are usually the ones that camplain
the most.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Would a show crossroads? This one another one sent to
station feedback some people trying to knark us out. This
is from Brook subject issue you with the Woody Show.
Reply requested, Yes, the Woodie Show is the reason for
my email today. I'm running in to let your station
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directors know before it's too late and you lose all
of your listeners. I'm a licensed therapist. There we go,
and I've been successful in my field for over fifteen years.
I take comfort in knowing that every day I get
to help people make choices that help them become better
versions of themselves, something the Woody Show cannot claim that
(28:31):
it does. That's true if we're being honest. I never
really enjoyed the show. There have been quote moments, but
for the most part, it just seems to be a
bunch of airheaded boys and girls spewing their opinions on things.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You know, Hence a show where we disgusting.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Heyway.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
For a specific.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Example, I offer up a recent show where one of
the cast members Sebastian, what's complaining about how therapy is
quote ruining the world? Yeah. Then another one of the
airhead's menace is that his real name totally chimed in
and referred to therapy as quote the pacification.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Of the world.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It does contribute to, I said, America by the sounds
of it. As a professional therapist, I can tell you
confidently that neither of these idiots has ever gone to therapy,
and by the ignorance and their rantings, it's clear you
should pay me that they need to come to me
for the rest of your life.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Not only were.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
They making fun of therapists and people who used them,
but they also berated the other people in the room
when they said that they.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Had been therapy. They sure did.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
It made me so mad that tears filled my eyes.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
They have emotionally unstable.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What this is, how this happened? They in touch with
their feelings.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
These men are the exact reason why we have things
like mass shootings and crimes against the lgbt Q plus community.
So we're gonna throw everything in the kitchen sink you,
is her point. The rise of ha crimes coincided and
mass shootings especially coincided exactly with the rise of therapy.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Interesting look that up on Time magazine. There is a
saying around the therapy industry that only hurt people hurt people.
And I can promise you that Subastian and Menace are
hurt men who are hurting your ratings. We're trying to
help people not be go to therapy. We're saving you
money and a stress. I will never listen to your
morning show again, and I'm sure there are other therapists
(30:26):
out there who feel the same. Get these men to
go to therapy or get them off your show.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Basic response every every single time therapy comes up, you
just need to go to therapy.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
That's from Brook.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean if you don't get it, I mean they
probably they probably have a point somewhere in there.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We lost Brook broke everybody. You've got the bloody of
people to scam.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
It's almost like every time you.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Criticize a cult, they say, well, the reason you don't
know that you don't you criticize us is because you're in.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The weird strange.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
All right here, I'll give you one more.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
And we also said that it's not everybody that doesn't
meet there the vast majority.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yes, what do you show? Cross Roads?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
This one sent to our email the show email email
at the wodieshow dot com from Brian, who spells it
with the y.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Off subject lost.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Another listener don if you care, He says, I'm going
to make this quick because I don't believe in wasting
my time on lost causes, and your show has become
the definition of a lost cause. No. I've listened to
the show on and off for the past couple of years,
and I've decided that I've wasted enough of my time
listening to this crap. Your show sucks. Not only is
(31:43):
it not funny, it's not engaging, it's not not provoking
or even entertaining in the slightest how are we provoking
this email? The final struggle was one Friday morning during
the Fail Stories, which is what you should call your
entire show.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, got me, Greg, Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Greg made a comment mocking a child who was accidentally
served alcohol, and at one point he even pretended to
be the kid and said, young mommy, I love alcohol.
Now I'm hooked for life. Oh, to be fair, that
was Greg recounting his child of myself. Is that really
something that a grown man should be joking about on
the radio? Do you forget that children listen to the
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radio as well. It's not funny to glorify underage drinking.
That's just despicable. Thank god, Thank god that Greg is
gay and can't have children.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Definitely raising an alcoholic. He would definitely raise an alcoholic
and ruin a child's life.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Thank god that gay people can't get married and or
have kids.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh wait, hey, Greg, are you gay? Are you normal?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah? I'm gay.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Well you can't have kids.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You can get kids?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Can you could procure you could acquire that, I could
make one.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, he just needs an egg exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, he can get eggs.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's true. You can father one. Yes, you could have Yeah.
That reminds me of what Sammy said the other night.
Remember we were like, oh is he gay? No he's married.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, kid, I meant to say to a woman.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, you just left the key factor out.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Bride says, I pray for the child and family who
had to experience this terrible event, and I pray even
harder the powers of beast see this email. And at
the very least Greg has shown the way to the
unemployment line that.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Would drive me to drink more.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
That's from Brian. You guys, he lost his Brian.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
I know Brian with a y. I have a drink Brian
can't share.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I mean having a wider name is pretty good. Yeah,
how gay were your parents?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
He couldn't have gay parents because gays can't have kids
if you're gonna caire them, Yeah, by them.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
There you show crossroads. Everybody says, I've taken a big dump.
Did you feel would fee much better?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I always feel after a rout of the crossroad. It's
kind of like when you first get out of a massage.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I feel like I'm floating.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I don't know why you guys hate that so much.
Today's did not bother me. Yeah, well that one was
very well.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
They all played themselves in their complaints, showing their ignorance
and stupid.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Okay, I mean we've said this a number of times.
This show is created for people who enjoy what's going on,
and if, for whatever reason, you get to a place
where you're no longer enjoying what's going on, then the
show is then no longer for you, and we're not
really concerned. Makes me because you can't just keep going
(34:51):
back and customizing everything for someone brought that that book
up a thousand times, where you just don't keep bending
over backwards. People who are just willing to walk away. Now,
if there's someone trying to fight and they're like, man,
you know what, it just really bums me out x
y Z.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
That's fine. But it's people, you.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Know, like the what was the one that said this
is the reason for mass shootings? Like really, yeah, whatever
happened on this stupid show is like, come on, it's
it's it's not that big a deal. But I'm saying
it's just not that big a deal. But we do
appreciate the people who are listening and you're having a
great time. That's where our concern lies. Those are the
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people that we always look out for. The people who
just want to sit listen just to hate listen or
complain are never going to be a focus to what
we do here. It's only for the people who are
quote all in with the show. I mean, given time,
and there may come a day where you find yourself
at the crossroads, and that is completely fine. You know,
we welcome, we welcome all people, and we also wish
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all people well when they get to that point. Everybody's
got their their line in the sand.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, you were, you were.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You were laughing and jumping in when we were maybe
goofing on something else.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
But the minute it was like too close to home
for you.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, that's your deal break. Then all of a sudden
it's not funny anymore. Yeah, anyway, done eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the phone number. You can always
be a part of the show by texting over to
two two nine eight seven, send us an email email
at the woodieshow dot com, and also make sure you're
following us and following our finding us and following us.
Thank you on social media the social media platform of
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your choice. Look for us at the Woody Show. Yeah,
this is The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Parting sting to the Woody Show, all.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Right, while we're into another new hour sensitivity training, trade,
politically correct world. It is Thursday morning, everybody, September the
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four, Wooding, Greg, you got tennis?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
What is yall?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
We got Sea Bass, Jennie.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Gratis here, Sammy is here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wing hit us up of the text
out at two Q ninety seven. Some of the trending
news headlines coming up for you this hour. And we're
gonna begin the hour here with a brand new redneck
news The Woody Show. If you know, the moon landing
was Pike and peeplet is wal renick Mes and today's
(37:30):
redneck news is from Florida. For ladies and gentlemen, we
have a story about a repaint old Fender citizen repaid
a lot of times they don't lift it. This strikes place,
all right. Well, this is thirty five year old Chelsea White,
who we talked about back in twenty twenty two. Upter
(37:51):
she got into with her boyfriend. He had caught her
trying to leave with a sex toy that he rightfully owned.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Oh wow, that's mine. She kicked and she bid him.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
The cops arrested her for desorly conduct and domestic battery. Well,
this time she was hanging out with the same guy.
Oh they're still together. Good small, and again he caught
her steaking a glass sex toy that he owned into
her backpack. He's not clear if it's the same sex
toy that was involved in both incidents, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Maybe maybe it's a new one.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I well, I got to know what this sex toy
is if it's worth well this glass?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Have you seen some of those glass ones?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Not?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Really?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Is it? Is it that great that she needs to
keep stealing it?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I don't know if you want her own part of
that show Sex with Emily. Yeah, but glass, Yeah, oh yeah,
that's kind of rare. But there's this easier to clean
And speaking of menace, this is something like this is
something that he would get in a fight about because
he think it's called the ripper. No, no, no, no,
it's like it's it's solid glass. I know, I know
it's solid glass.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
But I think that's more of an art dildo thing
than actual No, it's got to be a deal that
in fact, there were There were a number of art
coals a handful of years ago talking about like the
popularity exploding of these glass sex toys.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Maybe it's something worth looking into and stealing.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I don't know that kind of well.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Anyway, according to the police report, he was rifling through
the backpack when she grabbed him by the neck and
tried to wrestle him to the ground, and so they
tussled for a few minutes. She grabs the toy, threw
it at him, but missed important. He hit a door
behind him and woke up their kid. Yes, they have
a child together. She was gone by the Times guy
by the time the cops got there, but they did
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find her walking down the highway.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
They arrested her.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Course, now, after that first incident, she got a year
of probation, had to complete a batterer's intervention program, but
obviously it didn't really take Yeah, here's her mugshot. By
the way, she's sensatiable, so gots to get it, gots
gots to get it.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
So I didn't find a company that makes a lot
of them. Yeah, and it's called the Natural Love Company,
the Natural Love Company.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
And it looks like they average about fifty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay, she has kind of a grimace vibe.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, kind of Yeah, the squad and purple Yeah, like
her parents are related, kind of. That's from Florida. That
is thirty five year old Chelsea White, who got arrested
for her second sex toy related fight in two years.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
My god.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And that is today's red Nick comically large case disgusting.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Alight, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
He's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It's a Thursday morning phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie Jaki says us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. A couple of pieces of technology in
the news. Okay, did you see the whole thing? The
cart technology? Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Oh about this robotics team.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
They're developing something called a palintrone, which is a combination
of a palette and a drone. Yeah. Basically, it's a
big box that will float essentially via drone roaders, but
it's enclosed in a mesh so you don't cut your
finger off. It's it's supposed to be an improvement on
the shopping cart that we know now that can go
over any kind of terrain, including up and down stairs.
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But for now a human still has to control, you know.
It's always really cool. I don't know if you've ever
been to a place like we had a two level
target when I lived in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, it's a cart escalator. Yeah, really cool.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
They have the little grooves in them, and they are
also grooves in the wheels so that the wheel slides
into those grooves. It has a little stopper on it.
It grabs them and just it brings the cart up
to the second level the starts.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's very Yeah, it's very cool. My favorite part of
that is the sign that says don't leave your child
in it.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
All right. Yeah, that's something ye see, I was ignored
those signs when it came to like taking the kids
out of the stroller to bring them up the escalator.
I'm gonna I'm not going to go find the elevator. Like,
I'll put the two front wheels on there, I'll hold
the back of it up so they stay even, and
I'll stand on two steps back and we go up there.
Speaker 9 (42:01):
Fun.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
It's it's all good.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, that's called being a man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
But have you ever thought to yourself, God, we really
need floating shopping cards. That's kind of done.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
What this is for is I mean, as all these
things are, it'll be for old people first.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
So they said for first, it's going to be like
more for industry. Like it's okay, that makes total sense,
like in a warehouse type situation. Correct.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
So yeah, there's a handle on the front like a
normal shopping cart, and you would just direct it, so
you still need the human to control it, but requires
a lot less effort than an actual card. It can't
put itself away. You can't return itself to the corolic
so of somebody like that, like say in the middle
of the parking spot there, it'll stay until it runs
out of batteries.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
The current version does it, but like any drone you
buy off the shelf now has a return home feature,
so that's that's easy to put in there.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
So who knows what it may eventually be able to do,
but for now it's still in the early testing phase.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
I look at the video.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
It's not Japana South Korea so close, and this looks promising.
It doesn't. It doesn't qualify as U Daily mention of Japan.
So you know, Jason Good, there was something last week
and I kept seeing things about it. Did you see
the microchip manicure stuff. Oh yeah, NFC manicuresh what do
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you put your hands in there and all this?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
No, this is an actual like little scanner chair.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
So NFC manicures, which stands with near field communication, So
it's a it's an ultra tiny tech chip that plays
off the signals on your phone. It can trigger like
a bunch of different things. So basically it allows your
nails to become a QR code. And there are two
types of these nail chips that people are using. One
is like a microchip that you can encrypt with the website,
(43:41):
your social media stuff for you know, whatever it is.
And so girls are linking them to their Instagram so
if somebody complements their nails, they can tap on their
phone and it'll open. And the second type is like
this uh blinking light and it starts shining, you know,
whenever your phone is locked. So you could buy these
(44:02):
NFC decals on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
All right, Jun has the same reaction I have, like
it's so stupid, Like there's no words have been invented.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
No, you are not a brand, You're a teenage girl.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Thank you you.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Nobody's interested in what you're doing. Nobody cares, nobody's paying
you to.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Break it to Yeah, you're not an influencer, you're not
a brand. You know, I totally agree with you. But
what they're hoping for is that one in a trillion
shot where you are nobody, nobody know about it, you're posting, posting,
post in your hot too, and then some of your
hot or stupid demure monster.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, monster, that's the thing. I think the people who
end up being like the hawk twit chick, she wasn't
trying to get famous, she was just out. Yeah, she's
happy to say. The thing gets lightning in.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
A bottles, not a better, better exact, but like the
Demurre Monster definitely is. She was trying to make be something,
trying to make something, and she finally got just lightning
in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Well, Greg brought up a good point. You know, it's
like nobody's socializing, nobody's you know. Also, there was this
whole thing about some new research that kids are struggling
to make new friends amid the ongoing loneliness epidemic, which
which we were talking about, but but what was it.
Something's going on Japan Mber the guy alone virus alone
(45:16):
or the alone something.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
So some dude is just charging people to hang out with.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Them again, and so parents are blaming it on things
like social awkwardness and bullying. One in five parents claim
their kids have no friends or not enough friends, while
ninety percent report their kids would like to make more friends.
Twenty one percent of parents said their child being shy
or socially awkward was their challenge to making these new friends,
(45:41):
but eighteen percent said their kids just had no time
to make friends, which, by the way, that is to
parents fall yeah, scheduling that all, yeah, the parents all.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
So I kind of blamed the generation just before them,
where it was not cool to be excited about anything.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
True, which which generation is that millennials?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
People that are like currently between twenty five and thirty.
That generation that's got to be millennials, right.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
They're like is the forty thirties and forties.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay, So then you got Gen X, right, right, forty.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Five millennials and then Gen Z millennial Gen Z okay,
and then what do we have that? Okay, I'm forgetting
about Generation Alpha correct, right, I'm forgetting.
Speaker 6 (46:28):
What was that excited about? You weren't allowed to be
excited about anything that wasn't cool.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Is that where your brother in law falls? Oh yeah,
Mena told the story. So he brought him to the
world's largest buffet, oh damn, which is in Vegas at Caesar's.
It's called Bachanall and it's massive. I mean obviously I
have very many, over five hundred items on the buffet.
Love it, right, And so man is like dog the
(46:55):
world's largest buffet.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
And so they get there and they're sitting down there
eating in Menace goes, uh, so what do you think? Yeah,
I thought there would be more more things. I thought
there'd be more things. Yeah, it's literally the world's largest.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I thought there would be more things. Maybe he didn't
do a full lap, yeah, like maybe he didn't see everything.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
And then those those people are teaching a younger generation
on how to communicate with people.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's pretty sad. Yeah, men are you?
Speaker 8 (47:23):
Are you ever said when you like go you to
the buffet at a cruise ship and you go one way,
take a write, but as you walk around back to
their side.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like, oh wait, this is just the same stuff that
was on the right side.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Oh yeah, true yeah, or like I go there and
like a tray is empty, and then the second I
said down, they refill that tray.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
No, get up again and go grab it.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
Or they're like only serving pizza during a certain time, Like, yeah,
you can make pizza anytime.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, just stand there and make it.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
The biggest problem is waiting for crab legs. True that Yeah,
the biggest, biggest stresser speak on it.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Going back to this eighteen percent that said their kids
had no time to make friends. How much stuff when
you were growing up? Were you involved in after school?
After school?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
But even if you were involved with stuff like you
were with your friends doing it, yeah, I was rehearsing a.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Play elect but things where your parents were taking you
two things. So I'm not saying that you stayed. You
stayed after school and you know you were part of
the whatever team or the whatever club.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
I'm talking about like where your parents picked you up
or once you got home, your parents picked you up
and drove you to a lesson, dance, swim lesson. I
played soccer, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I had a lot. I did gymnastics.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I think one of the problems with that is is
that sports and stuff becomes so intense at such a
young age. Now it's not just like oh I have
you know, gymnastics, it's every night of the week for
three hours or however long because everyone's in training to
become a professional.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
When they're not going to do that, say in America
that kids in America when it comes to sports, that
they do four times as much like going to different games,
and they go to way more travel teams yeah anywhere
else in the world, and then they get burnt out
on it.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, well okay. So we have some really close friends
of ours and they have a young daughter and they're
always talking about how busy they are, and I'm like, guys,
this is your fault. You signed her up. Like she
wasn't asking to do all these things. She's involved in
dance class, she takes ice skating lessons, piano lessons, plus
there's all these other things that they sign up to do,
(49:33):
like all these other social things.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
So yeah, no, wonder you're never home.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Is she a teenager?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
No, she's like five.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's a lot of what a stereotypically five or six programs. Yeah,
it's just like it's one thing after another. I'm like, no,
one like, no, wonder, you're exhausted. But again, like if
your kid doesn't have any quote time, you know, it's
your fault. We were in charge of their schedule. I
will say this, piano lessons do not lead to friends.
(50:01):
Also true, Greg. Check it out. One day we might
all have brain chips to help us remember where things are,
for looking for them, or just to remember certain things.
Because a team at the University of Pennsylvania did a
study where they use computer interventions on a group of
forty seven epilepsy patients, delivering a pulse of electricity directly
to their brains as a memory lapse was about to occur,
(50:24):
and so they have the electrodes implanted directly into their
brains as part of this treatment, and it can recognize
brain signals when the person is trying to remember something,
and it sends a quick zapp of electricity.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
This is I thought about Greg? Is this is what
Greg needs.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I'd like this.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I remember where things are. I just don't remember things.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, And so it sends this zapp of electricity to
the area of the brain it's used for storing and
processing memories. So far the results have been great twenty
eight percent improvement on memory recall, and so other scientists
are developing other brain computer interfaces that will be used
to treat everything from memory loss to speech disabilities to paralysis.
(51:02):
We're talking about. Was that neuralink that Elon Musk is doing.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Watch it becomes readily available, but you need the app
and I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
I have all okay, So I have this little list
of things over here on this paper, and I as
we get to things, I checked them off. I got
talked about that, like okay, So I'll put a check
next to something I want to get to, and after
I do it, I'll put like an X, so make
it an X. I just realized right now, I'm gonna
hold it up and you tell me what you think
it looks like. All right, so check mark and then
I put the X.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
That's a check's mark kind of look looks.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Like a swastika.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Like maybe I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Because it's not what it's it's not what it's supposed to.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
It looks like a fancy X.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
It does it first?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yeah, club.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
X looks so good at German X.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
I know, right, really good. Look here.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Honestly, if I'm being honest, I'm I'm not totally sure
if it's Austrian or German. You can get tweak.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah, no, driggle the handle.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
All right, welcome back. It's a pre Friday. It's a
Thursday morning el rippage.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
All you nippling Buttholers. It is the Onie Show. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Warning you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. We're gonna be doing a big event
here in Philly tonight. It's a Sublime This is with
Jacob the New Right singer. Yeah, and uh, we're hosting
(52:42):
like this little get together beforehand, and so it's really
imperative that we get a nice.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Good solid shutdown.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
I hear that after the show this morning, So that
tonight we shall rage.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
We will rage, Yes, we will.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, And then we have another event tomorrow here at phillyself.
If you're listening in the Philly area, we're gonna be
at the park's casino tonight. That pre show part of
the Sublime thing is sold out. That's that's completely sold out.
But tomorrow we're going to be at a Dorney Park
and it's a big Halloween Haunt takeover.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
So we'll ride and rides and hanging out with everybody.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
So that's what we're doing here for the for the
next couple of days here in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
What are you a ride guy?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, you kidnot love all that stuff.
When he's allowed to go on them, know what, I'm
allowed to go on them.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
I've I've had to h I've had to exit for
being too fan.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Sometimes they have those like like fake chairs that you
sit in before you get.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
In the pre seeds.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
I don't. I don't do myself a favor and even
try that out.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I usually just go just roll the dice, yeah, because
it's never it's never like it can never close like
it does. But like I'm missing one click, like it
has to do like four clicks and I can do
three clicks, you know. But I think I'll be fine now.
I mean I've since the last time that happened. I'm
probably thirty pounds lighter. Oh sweet, should be good?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (54:04):
I do.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
There's there's a manue you can speak of this. There's
a whole new like subculture of want to be influencers.
And that's all they do, yes, is go.
Speaker 6 (54:13):
To theme parks and shame shame the UH Ride and
to accommodate them.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh really yeah, Oh yeah, there's one called.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Looking at Fat.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
I was watching one last night for a Harry Potter
ride just to travel.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
I think it's like, hey, everyone's your chubby amusement park friend, like,
you know what, you can can't ride?
Speaker 3 (54:33):
It's happened to me. It's happened to me twice. Right,
couldn't get on. I couldn't get on the ride. Well,
was the the Harry Potter Ride, Universal Studios, Hollywood. And
then the other one it's called the Black Widow and
that's at Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh. Both times with my son.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
With my dad.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
You're not by yourself. Even if it was just my dad,
I wouldn't care. But it's like, you know, Son's like, oh,
you can't go on, daddy's too fat.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Would he continue on and take the ride or would
he get off with you? Uh no, he stayed on.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Oh wow, yeah, you can go see you later, fat
with the deuces in the air.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
Well, I told you what happened recently.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Like he was talking to like one of his friends
or whatever on on social and uh yeah, the friend
goes because there was some pictures from like this the
show Social media, Instagram or whatever it was. They go,
which one's your dad, and he goes the fat guy
with the beer and for whatever reason, like dad hurt
my feeling. Yeah I did for menute.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I'm over it now, yeah, and whatever manace?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Would you like real quickly to tell Gina your story
about being in a parade?
Speaker 6 (55:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, So I was in a parade when
I was a little kid on Fourth of July and
I had this mini horse with me that I was
walking the mini horse in the parade and then, you know,
I'm all happy about it because you know, we're out
here shining. And then some guy we're out here shining
watching the parade, goes, hey, look at that fact hit.
Speaker 11 (56:03):
Got nowhere?
Speaker 1 (56:04):
God horrible and the scarred you.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
The mini horses name was Buttercut.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
You know, look at that tiny horse.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
No, look at that fact it ran because the horse
is so tiny, it probably made you look bigger. Yeah
that's true. Yeah, yeah, scales all off. Psychology about this,
like you're so fat you can't get on rides. What's
the psychology of then making a whole social media account
traveling all over those.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Because they know they're not alone far from it.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
And they know that they're gonna get social currency of
getting their likes and their follows.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Anybody could be like thin and productives.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah right, I want to be unhealthy. Yeah. Gross.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Like I was trying to remember where did the start
and I now I remember we're drinking the night right yeah?
Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, okay. Because she was kind of
a prude, oh really and Keina. You know who was
giving her the most rap was MENACE's wife. Oh yeah,
she was pretty much yelling.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yelling at me. She's at me.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Because somebody used to get this bit of shot immediately.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I mean, you look like you were having no fun
the end, sup.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
I support this? Yeah? Yeah, I kind of know.
Speaker 5 (57:15):
She was screaming at me that I need to get
a shot right now, while I had a butt light
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
I was like, I'm drinking.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
She's like that was the second night, first night, first night,
she was still screaming at you because you weren't having
anything the first night. You look like you were at
a funeral or I was.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
Just really tired that day and so after working, I
mean working, I guess I just wanted to go back
and go to sleep, and so I had said to what.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
He's like, all right, you all good?
Speaker 3 (57:41):
And he's like yeah, and so we're drinking tonight.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
That's all I want to know. Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 5 (57:44):
Justicat yelling at you or not? Yea, Nacho started yelling
at you because you said I.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Could go home.
Speaker 4 (57:51):
Yeah, I said, well then go you're done working, right,
and then you just go right?
Speaker 3 (57:54):
And Nato was like, how would you want leave?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
She needs to drink.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
You don't want to be your drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Man?
Speaker 3 (57:59):
That's what are you on with beer? Because menace can
be all over the place. Sometimes it's something with a
meal umbrella served in a pineapple.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
I can see that.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, something like that, or yeah beer, Yeah, I'm going
I'm gonna go tequila, Greg drink.
Speaker 4 (58:11):
I'm kind of on a whiskey sour kick.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Whiskey, so but yeah, what were you were drinking whiskey?
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (58:16):
I was drinking whiskey on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, And she said I kind of like this, I
felt amazing.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
Hair in your chest. Yeah, she was digging it.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I support that, but I also support maybe from menace.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
What you're drinking these days? Still the champagna?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
Well, yeah, I go on kicks for sure, where like
like Greg was saying, but I was just bourbon and
dye coke.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh really, wow, that's that's shocking because that's a very
like sorority girl drink.
Speaker 3 (58:39):
Oh it is, first off.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Like a whiskey diet, I would say, I.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
Mean maybe in the eighties or nineties, but you no
sorority girl drinks these days. It's it's a beat box.
What's that white claw? I don't even know what beatboxes.
Beat box is the new wave, Gina. It's it's a
basically it's a pre mixed cocktail low and sugar twelve
thirteen percent, so in the wine range. But I was
reminded of actually this because I was at Walmart and
(59:06):
they had something maybe menace you've seen it called big
SIPs with a Z big Oh yeah, so these are
now the big SIPs is going to be undercutting buzzball.
Ye go after them. So it's it's the same styles
of buzzballs, a little plastic you know, tumbler, Yeah, c
cheaper in that Walmart, right exactly, and slightly higher. They
buzzballs fifteen percent alcohol, big zips sixteen. Oh. But the
(59:30):
where you peel, you peel off the whole top and
you just slam it. It's basically a dull.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
I know what they are.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
So these are like, uh, they come in those contents.
You ever see those Oh my god, the protein drinks.
They sell it. They mean they sell them everywhere at
the at costco.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
Oh like the Premiere Pro Premiere Protein.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Look a look at that.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
You're talking about them, and you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (59:51):
Oh yeah, you's talking about beat Box.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yeah, this is big SIPs.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Oh really, Big Zips is like a little can that
got frosted.
Speaker 6 (59:59):
They've got both like okay, I've got both like bee
boxes all that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
This this is a big SIPs four pack bundle.
Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
They have all the flavors that are designed to be
for trashy people, like purple punch.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Pina Colada.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
They have a hard iced tea, chocolate martini.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I saw them at Walmart and is that Okay? That
just seems like something you'd be barfing up all night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Googled beat Box and the thing that came up was
called gay water.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
I mean I've heard of gay water. But you know,
the bee box is different. Okay, be boxes definitely like
the new Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
We had a girl shut ups on the d u
I Q if.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You water, it comes like these rainbow cans, but just
move over. But like gay water is here and it's queer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I get smart branding, but yeah, but it's so it's
all these fruity punchy chocolatey that sort of idea and
all of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
So basically the birthday cake flavor vodka walk. So these
guys could run.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, oh sure remember Malibuu and sprite walks. These guys
could run exactly. They have merch B Box Merch, be cool,
young and him. I just wanted to make sure that
I just want to make sure that we were all
like going for it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Is Greg gonna go full Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
No? I mean I have well I do always say that,
why do you want to be Greg?
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I've never seen it? Oh, I mean I've never seen it,
Like you don't want.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
To be Greg? Very well behaved our last few events,
I know, which is so disappointing first time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
On the B Box Merch website, they have a hoodie
that says I alcohol you later.
Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Yeah, that's a Mitchell so like you.
Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. More shows coming
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Back in a few the show, Woody Show.
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And we are into another new hour, eating sensitivity Training
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Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
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new favorite beverage.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I love coke zero, but you know what, I love
you or more cocaine no doctor pepper zero.
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Oh yeah that's good too. Yeah, that's good too, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Oh, you just crushed all the zeros.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I don't even know realize that they make squirt zero
now you know. Only they make squat zero in the
big bottles.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I haven't seen it in the smaller bottle.
Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Yeah, only Well, they're making any cans, but they don't
make it the mini cans, which is my favorite ist
mini can.
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I love the minns.
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Woody, Greg Menace, there's Gina Grad. Sammy's here. We got
sea bass phones open eight seven seven four wood it's
eight seven seven four Woody and.
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May I shout out one more for Chrischer got me
into the AMW root beer.
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Zero as well. That's good. We got radio charades. Shradio.
It's now being called coming up for you this hour.
It's almost a fun game. Some people Greg pretty good
at it. Other people will Sam me pretty bad at it.
Not great, but we'll see how everybody does. We do
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Anytime after ten am until we get in the next morning,
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some people are just listening on the podcast and they
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here's something that this person wanted to confess.
Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Hey, I would like to remain anonymous, and I have
a confession that I painted a genitalia on a church
when I was twelve years old.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
And I never got in trouble.
Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
Nobody ever found out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
It was watched off like the next day.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
But part of me feels a little guilty about it,
and I'm not gonna lie.
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Thank you guys have going well. I'm sure you get
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Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, yeah, remember that time you spray painted a penis
on one of my homes, but your it was hilario. Yeah,
it's hilarious. After hours voicemail eight four WOODI, hey man, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:04:17):
I've been listening to you for a long time, a
long time, but I have to say this batch crap.
I mean, it is nothing but crap. Can't stand listening
to it. I think it's horrible, one of the most
horrible things you've ever done. I don't know, I know,
I don't have to listen. Just fast forward to her.
(01:04:38):
But that was a long time. I took a long
time out of your show for just something that is
so ignorant and dom stupid, any kind of words you
can think about. Its could be a drunk boys dial, yeah,
dial voicemail too. But anyway, let's give me my you
(01:05:00):
all right, listening to you for a long time, and
I'm not going to quit listen. I have to give
you my opinion on it goes that sucks, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Okay, wait, what was he about Golden Bachelorette? Ya?
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
How do you not like?
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
Sevest Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
All good education today.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian, Oh, yeah,
she lives with me, so I take her to her doctors. Oh,
thank you babies.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Wow again I always say, just don't say dumb, stupid
or sucks. Give us why and how? Yeah, Like I
made you uncomfortable because I can think about with your
mom and your grandma horning. Now you're over the horny.
Is hard to walk into work with a bonner. That's
exactly what you know, things like that. All right, let's
see after ours voicemail eat seven Woodie, So see what
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this person's guns.
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Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
Guys?
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Like the show?
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Welcome Gina.
Speaker 11 (01:06:13):
I think you're a great addition to the show.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
You guys mentioned the vocal fried lesbians the New York
we're talking about house hunters.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Have you guys ever mentioned to.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Gina that she has a massive vocal fries as well?
Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Like when she was talking telling a story about the
cop the super angry comp that followed her into the garage.
Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
She kept on saying, sir, sir, that's not.
Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
Creaky chair on the floor.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
It's just an observation.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Okay, well that's yeah, Yeah, you're right, vocal fry is annoying.
It's like that, that's not vocal fries.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And I may have sounded like a creaky chair on
the floor. But that's not vocal for this is vocal fry.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Yeah, that's vocal like not like that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Sure, it was like sure, that was sure. But this
is like this.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Right, that's that's talking. Is different than yeah, like when
we had the when we had the when were they
the vocal fry lesbians on the stupid house on our people?
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Like that's fry.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I can really imagine myself living here. I love the
chef's kitchen.
Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
All right, Okay, I was gonna get one more after
hours voicemail This this person is kind of upset with
menace about something.
Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
He menace.
Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
You're ugly, fat, short, little piece of I will pick
your nice you don't like much? You want him in
the pound, bitch, I will pound you into the pound
and pound your ass with a bunch of sticks.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Of Like you said your bread. You said it's it's
all about pure breads, and like if this is like
the whole like when we're talking about like you say
shop and you say shop, don't die. Yeah, it's all
about bread. And this guy now wants to rap with rebark.
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Because he's all about love.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I'm serious, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
All about rear. Isn't short?
Speaker 11 (01:08:17):
Pound pound your ass with a bunch of food, sticks
of bar loser, stupid bull dog. I couldn't even create.
Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, I love the passion.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Okay, it sounds like that guy needs therapy. I need
that clip.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
I need that clip at.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
The end, just isolated like create right right, yeah, right here,
this would be a great clip to have.
Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
You's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
I'm gonna need that clip, please, little running there's your
there's your after hours voicemailed ever be like me and
YouTube how to mate French bulldogs? Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
And there's there's apparently a method where you don't have
to use a pipe and syringe. You put like butt
to butt.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I guess you grabbed something and that's like that's like
the French bulldog version of scissoring. Yeah, I don't think
they know that they're having sex. We're gonna do radio charade.
Radio it's coming up next. Well, I think we've we've
done this once. This is the second time ever, and
(01:09:41):
we called it radio charades.
Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
And then I think it was Gina.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
They said, oh radio, Yeah, I like pushing words together.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Yeah, portmanteau, which we like that sometimes we like a
good name to a segment before we even come up
with what this secient is portmanteau?
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
I literally just the portmanteaud a portmanteau.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Love the portmanteau.
Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Was that like something that was made of? Or is
that a real word?
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
It's a real word.
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
It's a real word. Portmanteau is like radio would be.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Like you're putting two words together.
Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
So it's so cute, the genus said, I literally just
said that, as if that matters with.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Like moorgasm, yeah, orgasm. But I'm like port man toe.
Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
It's French.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Well the port is to join.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Yeah, okay, a man and man with his toes portmanteau
poor man's toe.
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Still I do love that word.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, So is it a word or that it's a
word that the definition is combining other words?
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Okay, today, guys, let's not learn.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Let's not learn.
Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Backwards.
Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
You were saying all dyslexic, like like myself. You weren't
saying like oh then anyway, anyways, all.
Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
For radio radio charades, the goal which would be what menace?
That would be an example of what radio a portmanteau portmanteau.
Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Okay, I guess portmanteau.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
I don't know what it is either to do.
Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So the goal here is to get your party to
guess as many answers on the category as you can.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
And well not, it's not even a category.
Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
It's like just it's four different words or four different
things in one minute. You can use any combination of
sounds and movements, but your hands must be behind your back.
Oh no, okay, poet, yeah up, yeah, so you can't.
You can't use your hands for this, but otherwise you
could do other movements like over your head or who
wants to do the sounds? First?
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Great's the goodest? Great is the good? Yeah, you were
pretty good this last time.
Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
This is harder than it seems. Then you can pass
it off to the next person. Then you also get
to pick who gets to guess for you.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
So let me know what the number is the top
it is? Oh jeez, no, it's number five.
Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
All right, Then me go to my.
Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Gina.
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Okay, okay, all right, Gina, you're gonna guess I'm the receiver. Yeah,
all right, so, uh, you'll have one minute. You'll have
one minute to try to guess as many of these
as you can.
Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Oh, do you need that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Another?
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Is there? More than one word on a paper.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Yes, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Know four, got it?
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, so they'll be you know, he'll he'll do the well,
try to one that we keep moving.
Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Yeah, and just to refresh my memory. We can't say
any words, right, no, no word, Sammy screwed up like
buzz buzz word.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Yeah, it's really hard for me to not do that.
Can we pass? If I want you to just go
to the next word?
Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Okay, and I think you're gonna want to pass the
first one?
Speaker 9 (01:12:51):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Well, I mean I'm ready, uh are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
I'll be radio, go, vacuum blender, a blender, crushed ice.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I wonder blending ice blending. That's good, it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
An alarm, a cow alarm clock cow cow alarm, cow bell.
Speaker 14 (01:13:36):
Or a right our, seal, ye seal, nice.
Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Ambulance, siren, siren, alarm, siren, security siren, police card, car.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Alarm cart at the end with fifty nine seconds In
fifty nine seconds in, she blurted out, it would be
so easy, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
All right?
Speaker 14 (01:14:23):
You did?
Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Now, I know we're going to have people are going
to say that they were going to disqualify the cow
bell because you said move, but it's not the sound
it makes you move? Is the maye we say it?
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I mean, really, to be fair, it's not like I
got that one quickly. I don't even know what the
hell but also.
Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Said that's not the point. But I mean, I see
because that's that's them.
Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
I would say if it was a faucet going drip,
would be like, but that's the sound it makes, but
it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Drip is a word like if it was a dog,
did you say bark bark?
Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
In qualification?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
We lost?
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
You'll backpop that one in case it's a tie.
Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Yeah, okay, we hella loss.
Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
By the way, I'll put an asterisk next to us, Gina,
no one else will get for it. By the way,
you don't think okay you want to do the sounds,
I'll try. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Now you get to pick who does the guessing.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Should I do someone else? So it's not just me
and Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Correct if you want to put him.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Into thee, how good he is? I told him not good?
Man is more hilarious?
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Yeah, manas, let's do this all right.
Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
So what's the number of the top of your list there?
Gina seven okay, seven focus. All right, well, take take
a second to figure out how you want to approach this.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Be generous with the past, but we'll come back to it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, that's the thing. Don't get caught. You know, you
can always say pass and move on to the next
thing and come back to the other ones. All right, come,
are you ready? All right, it's radio radio charades. Gina
is doing the sounds. Menace is going to try to guess.
You have one minute on the clock and go.
Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Lizard snake, uh the visual vacuum uh uh.
Speaker 15 (01:16:14):
Uh oh, kite okay, okay, no past okay, uh.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Oh god, that's pretty good. Nursing, rhyme, rhyme, song, guitar, piano,
horn past Okay, I know what that is.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
But this one, this one's tough.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I need some speph.
Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
Rain, thunder lightning, electricity, uh, vacuum one minute zero.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Please do the last one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Let's see if Greg can guess what. Okay, what was
the first one. We were doing the thing with the tongue.
Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Do it again. I'm guessing flat tire.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
That's really good, a much better.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
You're looking for helicopter propeller. A helicopter would give the
next one ring around the rosie, Yes, all the yeah
music box or oh jack, and that's tough ice cream truck.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Ice cream truck. And then what was the third one?
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
This was impossible?
Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
This one was This one's roughing.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
It was a crackling campfire. Can I at least do
the last one because it's the only easy one?
Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Uh, sprinkler system, Yeah, clock crackling?
Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
No, no, no, no, yes, Oh that's the last one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
It kind of sounds like you're crackling campfire to this
is really hard. That was That was a.
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Copter in a campfire.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Greg's the best of this, yeah, Greg, Greg is very
very good. All right, menace, Uh well, i'd like that
was a rough list. You make, you make the noise,
and then you get to pick who gets to guess.
Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Uh, let's just do Sammy for fun.
Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
At least you can just get you don't want to
make Okay, this is what's the number at the top?
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Oh god, what's the.
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Number of the top?
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Number four?
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Number four? No? I mean you know you already picked Sammy.
Yah the rules? All right, let's number four. You have
one minute.
Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
See how many is you can get for radio charade radio?
Are you ready in a minute? To figure out what
you want to do on your approach. Yeah that sounded confident. Yeah,
all right, here we go Radio charades. Mark gets said, go.
Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom banging boom boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Boom a b a dj.
Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Boom boom boom boom rave boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom pass.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Oh, I say past, either should be able.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
To all right, a b a fly.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
A vibrating cell phone like a vibrator?
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Is it a bug.
Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
A fly?
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
A bet a hornet? Oh? Your head? Past looks like.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Something giving oral Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Next uh rest, Oh how do you do this?
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
A bird? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
A wookie Chewbacca.
Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
That's one minute. That was that was pretty tough.
Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I thought that the boom boom boom thing would uh
any guesses in the room heart monitor no hammer hammer
boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
She was getting close hammering. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, if you can't that's I mean, if if you
can't use your hands, because I could say, yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 10 (01:20:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That second one where was the and also combo of
him like moving his head like he's given yah, dragonfly
pretty close, You guys are pretty close mosquitos maybe because honey,
what's the way to do that if if they're on
the right track to you? Like not yeah, because you're
allowed to use.
Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Body movies, you just can't use your hands. You're almost there.
Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
So like, yeah, she started moving to a different category.
Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I'm like, damn it. Yeah when she was started getting close.
Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Metics had the hardest time with the third one.
Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
There was that Yeah, wait, is that like a dove?
Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Is it? Uh? Spaceship like an alien.
Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Spaceship some sort of I don't know how you would
do this.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
One's tough. Harp dreams. That's another one you have to use.
I'm so happy with.
Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Last would have been so easy to here did the
last one?
Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
See if anybody the room can guess.
Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Chewing eating eating? Yeah? Right, another.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Favorite?
Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
All right, well stream, So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna take the break. And because Sammy just got
to guess, that means she gets to make the noise.
Oh yeah, and that means gets to guess. So it's
gonna be Sammy making the noises, and then I mean
she has the best at this. Yeah, do you want?
(01:22:17):
Do you want to draw now? So you have the
time during the right too nice guy to figure it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
I'm just yes, because she was the Greg was the best,
She was the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Last just doesn't work in sound effects. Does it work
like I think of.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Word like, which we're not allowed to do, but everything
for me is like word base words?
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Car, okay, splot, did you draw the what's the number?
Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I did?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
One?
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
One? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Come on, this is literally everyone. I think this is
pretty much the easiest one.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Oh you got this, sam this could be the easiest one.
Gottail it.
Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
We're gonna take the break.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Sammy's gonna do the noises sea basket, going to guess
next year on the Woody Show. Hang on right back,
This is alright, sohradio Greg and Gina. Greg was doing
the noises, Gina sounds and then Gina got all four.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah he's a great giver and I'm a great receiver.
Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah. True, And then everything after that has been over
and then uh, now it's going to be Sammy doing
the noises sea bass is going to guess because typically
whoever was was doing the guessing, then has to do
the noises, and we just keep moving.
Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Down the line.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
And so these are the last two before the break.
She drew the lift. Her list is number one here,
which I have, and I'm telling you I think this one.
I mean, this has got to be the you guys
will decide. I can't remember that give it away answer
answer I again, you guys have one minute, So I
(01:24:00):
if you can get all four of the noises for
this round of radio charades, it's schradio Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Are you ready? I guess on your mark? Gets it go?
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Well, that would be a chicken chicken, is correct? Nice?
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Truck backing, Nutch talk to.
Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
No, spitty up, pass pass, tennis, badminton, pick a ball? Okay,
I'm gonna yes, uh ping pong? Yes, got it? Get more?
Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
How different?
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Was this?
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Something?
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Eat?
Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Somebody eating something?
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Spit up? One minute?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Because I went because did I skipped one?
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
She skipped one all together? So you went back to
I went back.
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Oh that was that's confusing for your partner.
Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
I didn't know if I was allowed to say that
I skipped it because I was going back to one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
At the very end, I got to know what that
other one is that you skipped try it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
No, I'm not gonna I don't want to do I
really don't.
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
It's having sex.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
To do that, it would be easy. I just don't.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Here's what you do. Let me help you out.
Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
I know.
Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
I know why she doesn't want to do it, because
she doesn't want that. Meda says he'll never take an
naked photo because it'll live forever on the internet. Yeah,
Sammy doesn't want to do sex. Sounds the as it
will live forever on the internet. I understand that. But
do pretend that you're a god like.
Speaker 14 (01:25:58):
But I can't say, oh, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Things like we've always gone over the top of that.
You don't have Greg sex and we have doing a lady.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
You don't know what I saw the words?
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Yeah, okay, so we got to which is better than
anybody else? Chicken and ping pong one, gargling, you're in
the ballpark. It was it was brushing teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah, I didn't know how to do the brushing part.
I was kind of doing as the dentist.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah, I said, dentist, right, we were close, Yeah, almost
as good as Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Also sitting dentist.
Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
There's a level one.
Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Right, okay, well you can have something to aspire to.
All right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
That's how you play radium.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
The having sex one is difficult with because igin I'm
looking at this list going chicken, having sex, brushing teeth,
ping pong. It seems pretty easy, right, Pong was tough
without using words like what would having sex like? Yeah,
you can't be like, no, no, you can't do that.
I mean not a word.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Still is a word.
Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
With my mouth closed, it sounds like it sounds like
that clip that we have the turtle.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Yeah, yeah, turtle sex.
Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
You haven't heard that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
It's a classic. You haven't heard.
Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
This is no, we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
This is a giant turtle, giant tortoise having sex.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Here. Oh that one's not cute.
Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
History.
Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, so that that's a giant tortoise having sex. Now
here's the turtles.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Here's just a regular turtle having sex.
Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
Baby crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Yeah, it almos sounds like when you like make that
like hand.
Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
And he's like.
Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
You should have done nuts, Sam, get out, pitch, hit
the bricks.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I got mine.
Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
When he shows next, hang on, what do you show
back in a few? Back in a few I mean
we're doing it all morning still throws me off. Not
saying all right, thank you very much, Greg, I know,
and then me saying you got it would weird? That's right,
because God forbid I mix it up. Yeah, Greg, not
on traffic duties today or tomorrow. We are here in
Philadelphia doing some events. Mike the Show Killer is the
(01:28:54):
program director of the station. Now, yeah, so we're hanging
with Mike. He'll be on the show tomorrow morning for
a round the d u i Q. He'll he'll join
us there, but back at Woody Show h Q. Ladies
and Gentlemen, boys and girls. He is the pride of Bakoima.
He is the senior vice president and managing partner of
Club Turn Up El presidente himself d J. Tim mart
(01:29:22):
You know, now, Tim, how much on a scale of
one to ten do you miss Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Okay, let me put this way. On a scale of
one to ten, how much do you miss hanging out
with Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 10 (01:29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
I don't miss it at all.
Speaker 12 (01:29:37):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Like outside of work, outside of work? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I'll give it a I'll give it a seven and
a half.
Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
How much do you miss working with Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
That's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Okay, definitely a one a one yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
reminded of every time we were face to face with
him in a professional situation. Wow. How's it going in Philly?
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Dude? It's it's fun. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
We have an event tonight with Sublime, just kind of
like we did a y Booker and Trackers not thing. Uh,
So we're doing an event with Sublime tonight and then
tomorrow we're doing a theme park takeover Dorney Park, which
is just outside of Philly, and uh, they're doing like
a Halloween themed thing. So we bring a bunch of
listeners into the park before it opens and then they
(01:30:25):
get in front of the line passes and hanging with
the Woodies show kind of thing. So not to make
everybody back in l a jealous. Yeah, but you know,
Mike the Show Killer is the theme park? Is it
like like a Whore Nights type thing? Yes, okay, gotcha,
(01:30:45):
it's there. It's their version of that. They have a
ride called the Iron Menace, which Menace gets to ride
with some listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
So and we're doing all that.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
You can follow along on our social media at the
Woodies Show and Greg, do you do you like no
roller coasters, rides, rides and scary I like the haunted
stuff like you houses and horror nights and stuff you
rocket on a ride. I will hold your purse while
we talked about I'm the purse holder holder. Well, Timmy
(01:31:18):
did a great job last week at the iHeart Radio
Music Festival. Everybody's had a busy schedule doing stuff out
of town. You were in Vegas for like almost a
straight week and I was there for eight days, eight
days and hate it. And for for anybody who went
by and saw that House of Music thing that was
set up, I mean Tim was then.
Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
It was it was really good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was really good. But you
see Tim and you know, he just looks like a
beaten man when he's doing man from early morning.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, my favorite was, like I worked till like one
or one thirty every morning, and I love what do
you text me?
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Like ten thirty? A dog? What are we doing? After?
Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Where you at?
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
After?
Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Ye in years past we've we've Yeah that is true,
that is true.
Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
So just checking in. You know, I love about your baby.
Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Well, it's funny because Greg and I saw you. We
were so excited, were like.
Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Hey, guys, it was an e for Wells because it
looked great talking about well it is a throwback Thursday.
It's time to go up in the club.
Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
DJ.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Tim Martinez back in the day was an actual club DJ,
and so he gets to pick out the song that
we do each and every week for up in the club.
You're on the Woody Show, And what do you got
for us this week?
Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
We're going back to two thousand and three. Such a
club banger. I love this song The Way You Move? Outcasts?
Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Here we go up in the club the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
All right, So Sammy, do you know this song?
Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Yeah? I know the song? Oh wow, throw back Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
It's The Woody Show, naety eighty seven. Up in it's
a clue.
Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yeah, Outcast? Yeah, the Way You Moved two thousand and three,
said yep, Back Thursday, it's the Woodie Show. It's all
ninety eight to seven that you have, so of all
these songs that you don't know how you know that song?
This song came out when I was in high school. Okay,
but haven't we.
Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Had songs that came out I forgot?
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
That's why you were not retaining information.
Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
No, but a lot of the songs are pre that
will be from the eighties or nineties that I haven't
heard before.
Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
This is more of like my generation.
Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
This is like prime listening, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I'm too young, outcast. Hey, y yeah, everybody thinks this
kind of fun whatever song. Yeah, it's actually like a
really sad ft up song. It's about like people who
can't make it work together. Yeah really yeah, I just
I just read something about that.
Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
This week.
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
There was something kept popping up on social media, like
everybody has this idea that yeah that's angost Like, yeah,
it's only like upbeat maybe dom mess sermon.
Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
True, But does she really want to but can't stand
to see me walk out the door?
Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Don't try to fight the feeling, because the thought alone
is killing me right now. Thank god for mom and
dad for sticking to together because we don't know how.
Speaker 14 (01:34:08):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
It is so depressing. I don't think I'm ever gonna
be able to do.
Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
This isn't at the sign of a great pop song,
which is a beat new with salary, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
It's about people who stay together in relationships because somebody
told them. You guys are supposed to stay together, but
you pretty much end up being unhappy.
Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Oh wow, it's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
So I got in major trouble for that song too,
because I found a like a CD single of it
in the mailroom of the radio station, and I took
it to the djail, like, dude, you got to hear
a song.
Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
This song is a banger.
Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
And he agreed and he just played it and then
the program director freaked out because he didn't get to
hear it first.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Proof for it to be on the radio. Dude, management
sucks no matter what business. Yeah, DJ Tim Martinez, everybody, Yeah,
all right, man, Well, uh, we will look forward to
seeing you next week. Yeah, and I want a full
recap from Philly.
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Oh you know what, you won't see us next week.
Next week. This time we're gonna be in downs.
Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like the Woody Show World Tour. We
will go up in the Clark. It'll be thrown back Thursday,
all that stuff all next week. All right, Thank you, Tim.
We love your baby, okay, love bow. I am one
of your senior listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
I was add a concert the other days.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
And your people were there and I talked to him
and said agree. Nobody in your show. I think show
all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Thursday morning.
It is the Woody Show. We got the birthday's porn
(01:35:54):
of birthday coming up here in just a few moments. Uh,
we were talking about the Friends thing.
Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Oh, the TV game show and the couch got auctioned off.
Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Yeah, the couch got was thirty grand right right, a
couch a replica couch zip, but it was a replica.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Official basically, more than one.
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Friends is celebrating the thirtyth anniversary. If you haven't heard, guys,
what Yeah, duh. So the series premiere September twenty second
of nineteen ninety four, lasted for ten seasons. Finale was
in two thousand and four. If you're into astrology, Sammy, Yes,
People magazine determined which character relates to each of the
twelve zodiacs signs. I need this information. Yeah, some of
(01:36:39):
them are really minor characters though. Just FYI, Greg, what
is your zodiac sign again?
Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Pisces? Pisces?
Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
So it says that you would be uh, would Richard Burke,
Monica's boyfriend played by Tom Selling, Yeah, without the mustache?
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Yeah, ru, that would be.
Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
A Pisces Okay, Sammy, what's your zodiacci I'm a Sagittarius. Sagittarius,
so you would be Genie Janus. I'm sorry, Janice.
Speaker 9 (01:37:10):
Calls out to me.
Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Yeah, the one she had that annoying laugh, right, yeah,
Janie j.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
J.
Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
It's like fifteen genes. Yeah, all right, so that's a sagittarius.
Menace your scorpios Scorpio. Yes, you and I are both scorpio.
We would be Gunther Peace, Gunther Dog, the Central Park
Central perk worker who had that crush on Rachel big time.
What's yours?
Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
May first?
Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
A Taurus Taurus, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Green, you're a main character, main character.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Rachel see mass uh Libra Libra you're Ross? Look Ross
and Rachel?
Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Gem and I would be mister Trieger. He was the
super of the building the characters lived in. Cancer would
be mister Heckels. Yeah, the downstairs neighbor, a bag of
room on the ceiling. You thought they were being too noisy.
Leo would be Mike Hanigan, Paul Rudd's character Phoebe's husband
(01:38:28):
who eventually married Phoebe. And then Virgo would be Monica
Rules capricorn is Joey and then Aquarius would be Phoebe.
So I'm sorry that was right at the top. I'd
skipped the one right at the top, stupid aries. Aris
would be uh, would be Chandler. All right, yeah, speaking
about old shows. You see they're talking about maybe bringing
(01:38:50):
the West Wing back, about reviving the show.
Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Did you I've never watched the original.
Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
I got into it like much later, you know, when
it was over, and just was like, what was this
all about?
Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
The right and it's Aaron Sorkin.
Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
It's great Aaron Sorkin like everything he writes. The dialogue
is super fast.
Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
It is like slipped.
Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Fast, unnatural, self important. Yeah, I was all about Scandal.
Anybody watched Scandal?
Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Was that Alan Soran familiar?
Speaker 13 (01:39:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
But it was about the White House? And oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Am I insane? Or did Aaron Sorkin direct magic? Mike
can't be right? Didn't sound right?
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
But I'm sorry. Aaron Sort can do the social network
talking about Soberg?
Speaker 9 (01:39:35):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Yeah, Sort can do the social network.
Speaker 9 (01:39:44):
That was he also?
Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Did I remember he did an awful show in the
nineties called Sports Show or whatever it was. Well, yeah,
the Sports show he.
Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Did Molly's game. All right, a few good men.
Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Well, he was at the White House recently with Martin
Sheen and you know, some of the the cast members
from the West Wing because of the show's twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Yeah, then you get to go to the White House
for making a TV show about the Kim Kardashian visited
the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility near San Diego to
discuss prison reform. Met menz brother inmates, including Eric and
Lyley right right, cries. Yeah, So they focused on criminal
(01:40:26):
justice reform initiatives, including green Space, which is a prison
yard beautification project led by Lyle Menendez. Oh, by the way,
Eric is not a fan of the Netflix show. Yeah,
he says it's inaccurate portrayal of their lives and the
abuse that they endured.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
There was this one criticism of it saying it's nothing
but homo eroticism. That is absolutely accurate. Really really yeah,
Like they showered together and they showed like stuff that
might not even be verified or you know, is that
because Ryan Murphy just wants to believe.
Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
That you think, and this would be how about they
seemed better. Ryan Murphy was the one that was flirting
with Greg right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Yeah, we had him as a guest on the show
many many many years ago, like what almost twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
And yeah, he came in and he was infatuated with
Greg and then on the way out I had to
walk him out and he said, I just want to
let you know that you are delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Yeah, all right, job.
Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
It would have been a professional husband.
Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I kept a man, such a baller right.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Now, keeping a man.
Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
He could have been a kept man man, which has
always been my dream man. Why wouldn't it be?
Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
It was right there for the taking.
Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
It's only worth a hundred million. By the way, Kim
Kardashian visiting the Menandez brothers. Is she a lawyer yet?
Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Yeah, she does a lot of prison Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
And then I know, I know, like when they said
about the beautification stuff, that is you know, you're thinking makeup,
but she's helping me, Like people know, she's helping people.
She's helping people like remove tattoos and stuff so they
can get no.
Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
No, no.
Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
This beautification thing, the yard beautification that was one of
the Menendez brothers that was part of the green Space
is a prison yard beautification program by Lyle Menenda. Oh, okay,
she apparently is not a lawyer. She put that dream
on pause.
Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
But the her going to the prisons that are also
like helping people like remove tattoos and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
But you know who can't plant flowers right now? Mister
and missus Menendez, well in a way they are so Yeah,
you've been you've been watching. Yeah, you're watching the Monsters
And is it good? I think it's good. I'm a
Ryan Murphy Homer. I think all his stuff is great.
He does a great job of mixing like the past
and the present and uh, recreating stuff that is so
(01:42:45):
accurate as far as the time period goes. It's well done.
From in the killing scene, it is so brutal.
Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
I thought the whole point was that the parents, the
dad was so horrible that they couldn't take it anymore.
And that's not really highlighted.
Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
And he's played by that dude who a Hobveyar Bardett. Oh,
he's so damn scary and good. It's great. How much
of it is actually true? I mean, according to Menendez,
not much, but it's when you watch it, it seems
about other people that were involved in the case, they
all seem real. The lawyers, the people.
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Who were actually involved, like they came out and said,
oh no, this is actually pretty good so far.
Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Only this Menendez guy.
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Yeah, I mean he.
Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Can't be trusted.
Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
No, Yeah, what did you say, Gina, We were talking
about this and you said that Because Gina was Adam
Carolla's co host for eight years on his show, right.
Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
And he made me a believer on this one because
we were like, you know, he said we should let
him out. I'm like, what do you mean let him out?
They killed two people, he goes, You don't get it.
They're not serial killers. They killed the people they wanted
to kill. They're done killing. They're not going on a
killing spree. They're not gonna they're not danger to society.
Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Yeah, they just handed out for their mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
That's exactly right, Adam.
Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
So that's the rule now, Yeah, just kill who you
want to kill.
Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
You keep them in when they're not when they're a
danger to the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
They're Yeah, they're just like killing people, are killing random people.
Those are the people who keep locked up.
Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
They did their thing.
Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
Therefore, you know, legal murder. Yeah, I mean you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Yeah, all right, time for your birthdays and Porno Birthday Show.
We're gonna it's shivery.
Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
We're gonna sit like it's shivery.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
And you know we don't do what We'll start with
the celebrities. Have your Birthday to Serena Williams, who is
forty three years old. You got Linda Hamilton who is
Sarah Connor. And the Terminator whose next year is going
to be a hell of a birthday. This year she's
sixty eight.
Speaker 9 (01:44:41):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Zoe Perry Sheldon's mom on Young Sheldon is forty one.
Jim Caviezel, he was impassionate of Christ playing Jesus, which
somebody said, did you see uh this there might make
the passion of the Christ too.
Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
There's a and like he would be back playing Jesus.
Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
No way.
Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Yeah, I feel like I saw something about that over
the over the last week, like some somewhat recently anyway.
Jim Caviezel is fifty six. The Resurrection, Yeah, Christina Milian
is forty three. Season Rojas from Los Lobos, the singer
of Los Lobos, Come On, is seventy and Jonathan Goldsmith
(01:45:23):
the most interesting man in the world. Those do dose
Eki's beer commercials.
Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
He's an actual person he's eighty six. No, he's not
a robot.
Speaker 15 (01:45:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Did you see anything about the patch of the.
Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Grist scouting locations apparently in production?
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
What happened after Jesus I came back?
Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
We're going to find out.
Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Yeah, you gotta watch the one two Electric Boogoloo. Yeah,
no spoilers. Today's porno birthday is Heather Vaughan, and she's
begged for more bones than a golden retriever.
Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Yeah, and Greg, she's got a nose ring. Oh great.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
She's been in three hundred and twenty seven fine films,
including Bondage Tongue Bath. She was in Asian Party Sluts
Volume six. She was fantastic, and I know you love
my toes and arches my foot film for everybody, Hi, Greg,
pullside Lesbian Connections, Yeah, yeah, how she was in strap
On Dream Team volume one, and who can forget her
(01:46:17):
unforgettable role in Load Warriors volume two.
Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Amazing? All right, that's amazing, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Know because Load Warriors Volume one was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Yeah, I was hoping they come back and do another one.
Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Yeah, bigger, better, Yeah, Load Warriors.
Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Is this a part of the Mad Max franchise?
Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
I actually think it's a Ryan Murphy. Oh that Ryan
Murphy joins. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Anyway, that is Heather Vaughan, who's thirty six years old today.
And that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that's a quick little look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show. We're
gonna take a quick break more Thursday Woody Show next,
hang on, Oh yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Boiler wouldn't approve the wood Show.
Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
All right, Time to wrap up and get the hell
out of here, everybody. Thursday Morning in the books, hit
up the woodieshow dot com. Get caught up and everything
you missed today, including a round of The Woody Show Crossroads. Yeah,
what a bummer to lose some of these people. There's
so much fun. They're the anchor to our funship. Oh yeah, yeah,
(01:47:24):
so Crossroads today also a brand new Redneck news of course,
got caught up on all the trending news headlines, birthdays,
porn of birthday, entertainment stuff, all that on the Thursday podcast.
Just hit up the woodieshow dot com. Hey you guys,
tomorrow is Friday. Put up Friday on The Woody Show.
Got the fail Stories and a special round of the
(01:47:44):
d u i Q with Mike the show Killer Wow.
Since we were here, we're using the studios of our
affiliate here in Philadelphia at one O four five, the
Show Killer program director of the station.
Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
He'll be in for the du i Q.
Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Also, Get Ready to Laugh Menace is late night monologue
week in review that anything else that we can do
to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
as possible. We're doing it tomorrow Friday here on The
Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please, Yeah, never walk barefoot in a dog park.
(01:48:22):
I mean, I'm sure there's some places where you'd pay
good money that people like people get all mudded up,
like you're just like smearing mud on people.
Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
Yeah, Like, how's that like beneficial?
Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
I mean I've done that, you have, but not with
dog crabs.
Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Not I'm saying, but like, you know, I'm sure that
people take like, uh, what's that truffles? Right? Like truffles disgusting? Yea,
Like they grow under pig turds, right, yeah, stuff out,
but they grow they grow underturds, sizer. Yeah, people pay
good money for disgusting stuff that's true. Yeah, I'm thinking
(01:48:58):
like there's there's probably some culture out there somewhere that, like,
by rubbing crap on your feet, it's maybe drawing the
toxins for something like that. Anyway, all right, thank you
very much, Greg Gory the hell out of here. Thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch back here on Friday. Have a great day,
(01:49:20):
s MD double M.
Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I quit this bitch,
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion? Is it lies?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It is September
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. We are The Woody Show.
Coming to you from the city of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia
and our in Philadelphia, Philly one O four five. Got
some events that we're doing here the next couple of days,
(01:04):
but the show must go on it and it will
for you today. Thank you for being here. I'm Woodie
Greg Gory. We survived the flight.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, it's rare.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah shaky. Did we flew in style?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah that is true. Yeah that is very true. And
thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
That was by the best, the best flight you've ever had, right,
I mean it had to be up there.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's up there. Yeah, it's definitely up there, serving champagne
and yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Unlimited Coke Zero's Menace. Yeah, yeah, that's true. There's menace.
H one of you, menace.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Gina grat is here.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hey, you know, there's Sammy Morning who's with us in
Philly as well. She never gets to go on these
trips one. But she's on the trip here with us
back at studio headquarters. Sea Bass is around there somewhere,
just down in the studio. We got port Yeah, we
got Caroline, Morgan and Vaughan. They're all back at wood
You show h Q as well. But thank you for
giving us some of your time this morning. I appreciate
(02:03):
that phones are opening eight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us up with the text over to too,
nine eight seven. I'm very excited because coming up on
the show today, we're gonna make a trip to the
Woody Show Crossroads.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I love that. Yeah, but you like to clean Greg cleaning, Yeah,
that's true. I got to change my attitude. We're purging.
We're purging.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We're purging all the douchey losers, that's true, who just
want to complain about silly ass things and threatened the
never listen again and whatever. Huh literally dou Yeah. What's
crazy is that, no matter what has happened over all
the years of doing the show, when you get somebody
says I'm going to tell all my friends or it's
because of this, you're gonna lose our The ratings never
really seem to go anywhere bad. Yeah, never seems to
(02:46):
be any kind of change of any kind, you know,
just kind of change today.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah maybe today you oll be today?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, brand new redneck news, all the trending news headlines.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Got some entertainment stuff for the hours out, birthday porn
a birthday all coming up for you this morning here on.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah all right, how about some Woody show? Did you know?
Always starting with this one since it is a throwback,
Thursday was talk Spice girls didn't come up with their
own nicknames.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay they did not A.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
UK magazine editor did. Because this is why I wanted
to bring it up. I thought it was funny. They
were too lazy to remember their real names. This magazine
editors like, all right, the sporty.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
One, the ginger, the scary one.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
All right, can you name them, Sammy, I wouldn't be
able to tell if.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're right or wrong or miss.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Baby, scary, posh and ginger.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yep, that's all of them.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Yeah, all right, your life, dude, Spice up your life,
Spice World.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
The guy who invented the upside down ketchup bottles with
the opening at the bottom instead of the top. He
sold his company to Hines in nineteen ninety five for
thirteen million dollars. Good, we think about that. The only
thing different was that it's the bottom. The ketchup bottle
is upside down. That was always the thing when you
have the old school glass ketchup bottles.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hit it in that spot.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeeah. I mean the first genius idea was making them
plastic and squeeze able, yeah, exactly, and then the improvement
on that was being able to turn them upst down.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Now everything's upside down, Mustard, I don't like the upside
down ketchup. You don't know, because when you squeeze it,
like nothing comes out, and then all of a sudden you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Gotta shake it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh well, that's just the diaphragm. The holes too tight, Greg,
Don't you hate it when your hole's too tight?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah? See. There are only twenty eight hotels in the
world with three thousand or more rooms twenty eight, and
fifteen of those are in Las Vegas. Really, yeah, fifteen
of the twenty eight hotels with three thousand or more rooms.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I remember what Excalibur said, we have a thousand rooms and.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Everybody's like, whoa wow. Uh This one's yummy. Did you
know there are approximately two one hundred different types of
fungus fung guy on your feet right now? Ok yeah,
on earth, in the world, on your feet as we speak.
(05:13):
Did you know goodbye is actually a shortened version of
the phrase God Be with you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Okay, Okay, I did not know that. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, that's fascinating. Yeah, speaking of feet, there's the other
thing I had for you. People were asked, do you
wash your feet in the shower? Now you know my answer,
you don't. I don't wash my legs either. Really, yeah,
I'll wash like down to my thighs, like you know
where you know, like just well you got you got
(05:42):
a rintse on your wash on either side of like
your nutsack, right sure, and then down around your tain
or whatever I would say, like right where your bathing
suit would cut off.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's where the soap stops.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
So your calves have never seen soap.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
If it drips down, well, like if I put like
a some block on them or something like that, like
after being at the beach or whatever, then yes, yeah,
But in general, in general, no, it's like a touch
this car wash.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes, grub my feet because when you.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Rinse all the I mean the shampoo, it all washes
down over walking through the forest. Yeah, we've also heard.
We've also heard from dermatologists and everything that's perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The bottoms of your feet, you know, wash.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
No, because I'm always in socks and shoes. I'm never
walking around barefoot ever. Uh see where were the Oh? Yeah,
sixty percent of people said yes, they wash their feet
in the shower.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Not all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
They make a point to I washes itself. And then
thirty seven percent said no, they just let the water
run over them.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
What' you wess you had a question about like how
often you were asking me the how often do you
wash your hair? Yeah, I'm very chouse for women.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Women don't do it all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, I've been called gross many times, like you don't
wash your hair every day. You don't take a shower
every day.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, you don't shower every day.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, absolutely not. You're not supposed to shower.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
No, you're not supposed to shore supposed to, but you
should showers multiple times a day.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I'm not that sweating, and I really dry skin.
There's no way to do that when you have dry skin.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
For sure.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
When I was a kid, the doctor told my mom
that I could not take baths every day because I
had eggzema and dry skin.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
So I was every other day as a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I do them every day now, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Not supposed to. Yeah, and I only wash my hair
like twice a week.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Oh my god, I understand. Like women, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I think it's. I think the excuse is, well, you're
not supposed to wash your hair. But I can understand
having long hair. It's a panyassic. But from my daughter
to wash her hair, comb it, try it, that whole thing.
It's a pain of the ass.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Greg.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
We get in the shower, not together, although I would
you wash your hair, you get out, you towel, dry
it or whatever, and then you're done. And so for us,
it doesn't seem like could be that big of a
panty ass.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So how long is your average shower?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Ten minutes tops?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And that like from getting in the shower to like
drying off and putting her clothes on ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I'm putting my clothes on two minutes. Like remit it.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Because we have to do all the hair stuff, the conditioner,
and you get out and then you do your leaven
conditioner and then you dry your hair and then you
style and you do head to toe moisturizing.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh no, see, I don't do that. I don't do
from the time my alarm goes off, shower, dressed and
in the car is like fifteen minutes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, I mean because like the stuff in the shower
you're talking about using all these different things.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I have this.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
It's like an old spice three and one. So it's
it's hair, face, and body, and so I use that
stuff and then whatever the latter is, I do that
on my face and then yeah, and then I do
use bar soap for like armpits, crotch.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
They will market anything to dudes.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, extreme, it's called extreme. It's just three on one.
So it's like all convenience. Why is this on my head?
My face is connected to my head and you can.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Wash dishes with it.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's all a scam.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, I mean, you don't have multiple things, right, Greg,
I have shampoo and bar soap. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You guys don't can dish.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
No, no, what he showed, did you know?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
The full version of Take Me Out to the Ballgame
is a feminist song about a woman who wants to
go on a date to a baseball game instead of
a movie.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh really, I had no idea. I think I had
heard that sometime in the past. I mean I watched that.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I watched all these documentaries back when I was really
in the baseball I watched all these documentaries about baseball,
and I've heard a lot of.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Weird in there, different things. I've never heard that before.
So even in the old timy days, women are just
telling men what to do.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Oh yes, all I know is that missus Field's cookie lady.
She was the first batgirl in MLB. Oh really, yep,
Well that's cool.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Remember Robert Wall, he played the rless on HBO. This
really cool thing speA get a documentaries whatever this is
years ago, years probably fifteen years ago. You got to
be able to find it somewhere. Robert Wall was talking
about he was doing these history lessons for college students.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I remember you were way into that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, and uh and so they had it on HBO's
I forgetting that. But the real stories behind these historical
moments that you hear that. So it was like one
was about Yankee Doodle Danny and he goes it was
an insult song. Yankee Doodle went to town riding on
a pony, stuck a feather in his cap and called
it macaroni. Macaroni. Back in that time, the macaroni clubs,
(10:23):
those were the gay clubs. They didn't call him gay clubs.
They was like, oh, he's going down to the macaroni club,
put a feather in his captain called it macaroni.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
So it's like they're ripping on Yankee Doodle.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dandy, Like you know, I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, but it's always really like what really happened Paul
Revere stuff, and about how the story is always better
than the truth.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Oh yeah, the lore, Yeah, the lore.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But yeah, Take Me out to the ball Game a
feminist song about a woman who wants to go on
a date to a baseball game instead of a movie.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Any damn it, buy me some peanut and some baseball.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Why should I have to buy for you? A big
strong woman? If it's feminist, were to work outside that?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
If we're about but.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's a feminist song, Yeah, you're talking about feminism.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Aby steps feminism, Yeah, like first wave feminism property.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When do we get to that step where I don't pay?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
All?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Right? Exactly? It's still working on that.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Work's working on that.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, send us
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Speaker 4 (11:22):
It's the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
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Speaker 3 (11:48):
While we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Thursday morning. It's September
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four. I would be that is
our newest full time member of the show. Gina Gret
Greg Gory is here. We've got menaces, Sammy phones are
(12:10):
open eight seven four.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Woodie.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Hit us up with the text over to two two
nine eight seven. Yes, it's happening this hour the Crossroads.
Make sure the Crossroads were dead weight off this bitch,
all right. People have been complaining about some stuff. So yeah,
we'll we'll get to the crossroads. It's a fan favorite.
They're angry about something now about about different things? Oh yeah,
(12:35):
speaking of anger management, police arrest of this dude in Illinois.
His name's Javan Owens charged him with first degree attempted
murder after he stabbed another man with a butter knife
during an argument over peanut butter and jellyeah. According to
a witness, Javan and the other guy they were arguing
over peanut butter, and Javan was also pissed the dude
(12:58):
was a slob and left peanut butter sounds like and
jelly on the counter like globs of it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You should wrapped this guy.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It started with an argument and then things got violent.
Javan stabbed the other guy five times with the butter knife.
Deserved it in his hip, his lower left back, his
right armpit, in the back of his uh, his right shoulder,
and also on the right side of his collar bone.
So the stab wounds he punctured and then tested. But
it sounds like he's gonna be okay. Javan, now over
(13:33):
this peanut butter and jelly thing is going to get
like thirty years in prison.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
He prefaced the attack with what are you a four
year old cave man?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Here's I've never thought about this because I've never heard
of being stabbed with a butter knife. And let me
preface is also by saying I never want to be stabbed. However,
that seems way more horrific than a sharp knife. Oh,
to get to sir through your body with a doll
all knife, butter knife, that's like something from Thaw.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I mean, I've cut myself with a knife that's so
sharp that you don't even realize.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It right away.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Me too, And this is this ain't good?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh god, yeah, my god, I really cut myself, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But when you when you got yourself with something more dull, Yeah,
that definitely that's certainly worse. But man, I tell you,
like my my wife and my kids, they're the worst
when it comes to like you've made something in the kitchen. Okay,
I guess I was raised to you wipe everything down.
(14:32):
You get a you get a wet paper towel, you
wipe it down, then you get a dry paper towel,
and then you dry it off. Should always be a
nice smooth surface, not like anything like crumbs or something
rusted on there.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
No water spots, Yeah, no smear of jelly liquid of
any kind like not. You know when people wash dishes
at your house and it looks like they hose the counter.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Down the water, wipe it down.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And I, you know, I rarely cook, but when I do,
it's like I put things away a I'm cooking the
second I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I try to get all the dishes that I
used to cook the meal clean by the time I eat. Okay,
that's insane, because the worst is when you have you've
made a meal and you're sitting there and you're done.
You just had this great meal, and you look over
there and you see like, oh god, you got the
stupid dishes. Dishes out of their angry management story and
Uber driver in Chicago threw a brick at someone's house
(15:24):
after they gave him a one star review. Okay. The
customer says the driver seemed to agitate. It was driving erradically,
took a longer route than necessary. They asked him to
take the highway, but instead took the surface roads. The
next day, the driver showed back up at his house.
It was yelling about the one star review. That's when
he picked up a brick from the yard, threw it
at a window, also threw it at their car. Please
(15:47):
say they're investigating. No word on the charges yet. Uber
says that they're going to assist. However they can and
take quote appropriate action with the driver. All right, So
what happened? You get kicked off at Uber? Like I understand,
like a like a passenger gets a rating, maybe the
Uber person won't pick you up if you have too
low of a rating. Do they get kicked off the
platform if their rating is too low? Oh?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, Because you don't get a choice in drivers. It's
like you say, oh, this person's.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Gotta they eventually get kicked off. Yeah, this driver's got
a whatever star rating? Right, I would like to be
given options. No, you'll you'll see the rating as you're
requesting it. Yeah, but can you It's one of those
things that you don't get knocked if you say no,
I don't want that driver. You can cancel within a
certain window.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And there might be like a little fee or something.
Does that happen? Just happen to me.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
If you cancel right away, you won't get the fee.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, because if I don't like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh, this guy's only got however many stars noting thats
don't like his face?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Do you know what your Uber rating is as a passenger,
because I just pulled mine out. It's just right there.
You just go to uber and then hit account and
you'll see a little star rating in the top left.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Okay, I remember the first time I looked, I was
so mad that I could never five.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I'm a little why what did I know? Exactly? That
was perfect?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
So what's yours?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Mine's four point ninety six?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Oh wow, that's very good. I'm not verified. What does
that mean?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
You have to probably do a selfieither they're starting to
do this new thing speaking of photo, speaking of ways
you can get kicked off, Uh, that could because so
many we've heard people talk about this where Uber drivers,
like somebody who has a license will let there maybe
not so legal friend or relative drive under their account.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm looking at their website.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
How they say they do real time ID check error,
so like you have to scan your phase, not just
take a photo of of a driver's license profile.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I have a four point nine three.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh I have a four point ninety five.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Okay, wow, they must hate me. Yeah, a four point
Do you know that awful? Yeah, of course they would.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
They would know it from the tip, they would know
it from the behavior.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, you're sitting quietly.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
Yeah, don't worry, Greg, I have a four seven seven.
But I think it's might be because we've used Uber
a lot longer than everybody else, because we're from because
we we've talked about this, because we've had a chance
to take like way more rides than you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Okay, and so it's diluted your scarlett.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yeah, you think I chatted them to death or something.
There's sitting quietly on the way to the I think
it might be the late night versions drunk. Yeah, I'm
not of the mind to take an Uber at that stage.
I usually have somebody with me.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
You don't take it home from a bar.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I don't go to a bar.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Then I guess it is your demeanor. So how do
I look on? Because I keep trying, I use Lift
more than I use I used to use.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Lyft a lot. I think it might be more expensive.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
No, it's like.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm with you though for some reason I start using you.
I've been using it for six point four years. I've
had seventy eight rides.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Do you have a rating. I have a five point
zero rating. I haven't used lifting.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You see that. I like that. It gives you all
your history. You click your profile on there tell you
how many rides, what your rating is, and how long
you've been using it. Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Since we're on the subject, I'm also obsessed with my
Airbnb rating, which is also amazing. And those are just
those are just like people saying she's the best five stars.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Wow, my lift says I've taken no rides because it's
been that long or.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe Yeah, you get in the car with other people
who actually, oh, I.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Don't even have a rating, it says, new rating.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Mind new account.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
I've taken one hundred and thirty eight rides. I have
a four point nine and I've had it for twelve
point two years.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Oh wow, okay, yeah sea bass. My Uber ratings are
four to eight seven. Gez, that's it. I think I
puked in the back of number one time to be
out a window one time.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, that's got to be it.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, I see what my lift is here. Tell me
how profile doesn't tell you how top left four point
nine even four point nine? They hundreds of points literally,
it was it was weird. I wasn't make a drunk.
We were just weight me and a hot chick went
out to a just dinner and drinks and for whatever reason,
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on the way back out the window.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Was she super pissed? She was?
Speaker 9 (20:17):
She?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
It was it was long enough into our relationship that
she was able to deal with relationship.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Huh, this is the show.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, I have about a billion Uber Eats orders.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Did they give you a rating on that?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I got the rating of pig one.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
More anger management story. This guy this is a high
end restaurant in New Jersey, accidentally spilled wine on this
other dude's wife. He responded by attacking them with a
huge steak knife. According the cops, the suspect, seventy five
year old guy David Gully, lunged to the customer and
they also witnessed him punch a manager. He was arrested
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charged with aggravated assault, possession of weapon, terroristic threats, and
disorderly conduct.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Over spilled wine. Yes, stupid, what the hell?
Speaker 10 (21:06):
Maner management, Yeah, yeah, man, yeah, everybody speaking of people
who are pissed, they have sent us some emails or
trying to knark us out to our program director in
the station management that we have to make a trip
to the what is show crossroads?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I can handle twelve men.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And one's appropriate.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Even if I'm small, I can handle a threesome.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
That's how you play the dirty mins game. We know
who you are.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Show, all right, you guys. You can't please people all
the time.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
It's impossible.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
It's got to be the definite definition of insanity, or
you're pandering.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I'm not interested in either one.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
And so every once in a while it's good, like
a good spring cleaning or just cleaning things up, like
getting rid of all that crap out of your car.
It doesn't it feel better once you get all the
garbage out. And that's what we do when we have
the Woodi Show Crossroads. Everybody, yes, time to cuts some
dead weight from the listener pool. All right, So these
(22:29):
are people that have hit us up in one way,
shape or form, either on The Woody Show, email email
at the woodieshow dot Com, could be on one of
our social media platforms. A lot of times it's when
people go to the station website it says contact us
and you can send an email to the station, which
they think is being sent to management, which it is,
but it also goes to the people.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Who are on the air.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Can we get a good talking to for management?
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Wait a minute, Oh wait, they really never Okay, yeah,
I don't even think they're paying attention to their own stations.
I mean, there's like one person that's running four stations.
You know, it used to be where there was one
program character for each station. They would listen to everything, right,
and now it's like a one person for five stations.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Should be fun, that's all right. So on those it's always.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
One of those of you who do request and reply, and
so they think that they're narking us out. But here
we go. This is one from the station feedback. It's
from Faith subject to Wood he show supervisor. They do
not request a reply, and so I would like you
to know that you have a major problem with your
morning show and that problem is Sea Bass. I like
(23:38):
the show as a whole, but the rest of the cast.
The rest of the cast is great. I'm loving the
addition of Gina Greb, but Sea Bass is such a
turnoff that it's making it difficult, if not impossible, to listen.
He is the worst person I think I've ever quote met.
I could support this opinion with about a million different
examples and why Sea Bass is the worst, but I'll
start with one. During a recent conversation, seas a misogynistic
(24:01):
ahole called out Leaking the Jury called out Sidney Sweeney
for not having a perfect body. Apparently there was a
photo of Sidney's ass that was not up to par
for Sea Bass, and he felt the need to tell
the whole world. She felt the need to show it first.
Not only is she one of the most gorgeous girls
in the world, but it's even crazier when you see
(24:22):
what Sea Bass looks like.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
While he's making these comments.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Doesn't matter. He says he only sleeps with eights and above.
But here's no way this man, who looks like an
elderly lesbian pe teacher with massive eyebags and man boobs,
gets anything better than the three or whatever he pays for.
I don't say I only sleep with eights and a bus.
I say I prefer to and I would only really date.
(24:44):
He's nothing more than a misogynistic creep who thinks that
women and their bodies just exist for him.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
But keep lying to yourself, Sea Bass.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Keep thinking that you're hot and cool enough to even
breathe the same air as someone like Sydney Sweeney. Yeah,
and take comfort in knowing that all the other women
who hear you on the air hate your guts. By
the way, I'm at least an eight, by the way,
and I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Man on earth.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Remember the last girl that show, she was an that
is that's from faith. You've lost faith for us, thanks
a lot of Sea Bass.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, she's a good right next the rest of us.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Don't go fa.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
No, I'm not gonna like hate for Sea Bass.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
But if you're gonna make segments like that, you've got
to follow it up.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
It's got to have evidence there, Kate, you're gonna if
you're gonna claim you're an eight in the bus, I'm
the king of France. That's it's a Woody showed Crossroads.
Another one sent to the station feedback. It's from a
Dana subject attention station manager reply requested absolutely show two
(25:54):
on the air Manager. I was listening to your morning
Woody show when I heard something that I don't think
should have been mentioned on the Woody. The host said
that one of the women on the show had a
vagina that's too wide for a catheter. When I first
heard his comment, I gasped. I thought, surely he didn't
just say what I thought he said that. I thought,
did he mean to say that off the air and
(26:14):
it accidentally made it on air?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I was quite confused.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
But then I realized that he did mean to say
that in the air, because after that comment, Woody and
the rest of the co host doubled down and just
kept joking about how a catheter would disappear in her quote.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Huge vagina O candalous.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
What is extra sad to me is that the woman
who was being talked about was laughing along with the others,
So it just wasn't the men in the room, but
the other women on the show as well a sense
of humor. The wine vagina jokes were so irritating to
me that I ended up switching the radio station Later
that night. I had a realization, and I suggest that
you advise your host to google hip of violation in
(26:52):
the workplace.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Well, you're not a doctor.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Right, it is illegal for them or anyone to share
your personal health information, especially on the air, for the
whole world to hear.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Yeah, because I know whose vagina's wid you.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Tell everyone how wideer Vagina?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yeah, like he's measurement. I had that information.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Anyway, I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing I'm
not the only person who has stopped listening and is
looking for a program that is more welcoming to women.
That is from Dana lost Data. Great, Yeah, Dana, damn
it between you see that and now me with Dana Terreble. Yeah,
(27:33):
Dana and her wife Vagina. Yeah, wide Vagina really hit
home with the Dana. I'm glad. I guess that we
had super hot, supermodel listeners, so for at least a
little while ment.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Yeah, yeah, anymore, those are usually the ones that camplain
the most.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Would a show crossroads? This one another one sent to
station feedback some people trying to knark us out. This
is from Brook subject issue you with the Woody Show.
Reply requested, Yes, the Woodie Show is the reason for
my email today. I'm running in to let your station
(28:10):
directors know before it's too late and you lose all
of your listeners. I'm a licensed therapist. There we go,
and I've been successful in my field for over fifteen years.
I take comfort in knowing that every day I get
to help people make choices that help them become better
versions of themselves, something the Woody Show cannot claim that
(28:31):
it does. That's true if we're being honest. I never
really enjoyed the show. There have been quote moments, but
for the most part, it just seems to be a
bunch of airheaded boys and girls spewing their opinions on things.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
You know, Hence a show where we disgusting.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Heyway.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
For a specific.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Example, I offer up a recent show where one of
the cast members Sebastian, what's complaining about how therapy is
quote ruining the world? Yeah. Then another one of the
airhead's menace is that his real name totally chimed in
and referred to therapy as quote the pacification.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Of the world.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It does contribute to, I said, America by the sounds
of it. As a professional therapist, I can tell you
confidently that neither of these idiots has ever gone to therapy,
and by the ignorance and their rantings, it's clear you
should pay me that they need to come to me
for the rest of your life.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Not only were.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
They making fun of therapists and people who used them,
but they also berated the other people in the room
when they said that they.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Had been therapy. They sure did.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
It made me so mad that tears filled my eyes.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
They have emotionally unstable.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What this is, how this happened? They in touch with
their feelings.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
These men are the exact reason why we have things
like mass shootings and crimes against the lgbt Q plus community.
So we're gonna throw everything in the kitchen sink you,
is her point. The rise of ha crimes coincided and
mass shootings especially coincided exactly with the rise of therapy.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Weird.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Interesting look that up on Time magazine. There is a
saying around the therapy industry that only hurt people hurt people.
And I can promise you that Subastian and Menace are
hurt men who are hurting your ratings. We're trying to
help people not be go to therapy. We're saving you
money and a stress. I will never listen to your
morning show again, and I'm sure there are other therapists
(30:26):
out there who feel the same. Get these men to
go to therapy or get them off your show.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Basic response every every single time therapy comes up, you
just need to go to therapy.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
That's from Brook.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean if you don't get it, I mean they
probably they probably have a point somewhere in there.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
We lost Brook broke everybody. You've got the bloody of
people to scam.
Speaker 11 (30:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
It's almost like every time you.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Criticize a cult, they say, well, the reason you don't
know that you don't you criticize us is because you're in.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The weird strange.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
All right here, I'll give you one more.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
And we also said that it's not everybody that doesn't
meet there the vast majority.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yes, what do you show? Cross Roads?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
This one sent to our email the show email email
at the wodieshow dot com from Brian, who spells it
with the y.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Off subject lost.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Another listener don if you care, He says, I'm going
to make this quick because I don't believe in wasting
my time on lost causes, and your show has become
the definition of a lost cause. No. I've listened to
the show on and off for the past couple of years,
and I've decided that I've wasted enough of my time
listening to this crap. Your show sucks. Not only is
(31:43):
it not funny, it's not engaging, it's not not provoking
or even entertaining in the slightest how are we provoking
this email? The final struggle was one Friday morning during
the Fail Stories, which is what you should call your
entire show.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, got me, Greg, Thanks a lot.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Greg made a comment mocking a child who was accidentally
served alcohol, and at one point he even pretended to
be the kid and said, young mommy, I love alcohol.
Now I'm hooked for life. Oh, to be fair, that
was Greg recounting his child of myself. Is that really
something that a grown man should be joking about on
the radio? Do you forget that children listen to the
(32:23):
radio as well. It's not funny to glorify underage drinking.
That's just despicable. Thank god, Thank god that Greg is
gay and can't have children.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Definitely raising an alcoholic. He would definitely raise an alcoholic
and ruin a child's life.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Thank god that gay people can't get married and or
have kids.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh wait, hey, Greg, are you gay? Are you normal?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah? I'm gay.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Well you can't have kids.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
You can get kids?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Can you could procure you could acquire that, I could
make one.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, he just needs an egg exactly.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, he can get eggs.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's true. You can father one. Yes, you could have Yeah.
That reminds me of what Sammy said the other night.
Remember we were like, oh is he gay? No he's married.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, kid, I meant to say to a woman.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, you just left the key factor out.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Bride says, I pray for the child and family who
had to experience this terrible event, and I pray even
harder the powers of beast see this email. And at
the very least Greg has shown the way to the
unemployment line that.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Would drive me to drink more.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
That's from Brian. You guys, he lost his Brian.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
I know Brian with a y. I have a drink Brian
can't share.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I mean having a wider name is pretty good. Yeah,
how gay were your parents?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
He couldn't have gay parents because gays can't have kids
if you're gonna caire them, Yeah, by them.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
There you show crossroads. Everybody says, I've taken a big dump.
Did you feel would fee much better?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I always feel after a rout of the crossroad. It's
kind of like when you first get out of a massage.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I feel like I'm floating.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I don't know why you guys hate that so much.
Today's did not bother me. Yeah, well that one was
very well.
Speaker 8 (34:24):
They all played themselves in their complaints, showing their ignorance
and stupid.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Okay, I mean we've said this a number of times.
This show is created for people who enjoy what's going on,
and if, for whatever reason, you get to a place
where you're no longer enjoying what's going on, then the
show is then no longer for you, and we're not
really concerned. Makes me because you can't just keep going
(34:51):
back and customizing everything for someone brought that that book
up a thousand times, where you just don't keep bending
over backwards. People who are just willing to walk away. Now,
if there's someone trying to fight and they're like, man,
you know what, it just really bums me out x
y Z.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
That's fine. But it's people, you.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Know, like the what was the one that said this
is the reason for mass shootings? Like really, yeah, whatever
happened on this stupid show is like, come on, it's
it's it's not that big a deal. But I'm saying
it's just not that big a deal. But we do
appreciate the people who are listening and you're having a
great time. That's where our concern lies. Those are the
(35:32):
people that we always look out for. The people who
just want to sit listen just to hate listen or
complain are never going to be a focus to what
we do here. It's only for the people who are
quote all in with the show. I mean, given time,
and there may come a day where you find yourself
at the crossroads, and that is completely fine. You know,
we welcome, we welcome all people, and we also wish
(35:55):
all people well when they get to that point. Everybody's
got their their line in the sand.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, you were, you were.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
You were laughing and jumping in when we were maybe
goofing on something else.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
But the minute it was like too close to home
for you.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, that's your deal break. Then all of a sudden
it's not funny anymore. Yeah, anyway, done eight seven seven
forty four. Woody is the phone number. You can always
be a part of the show by texting over to
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this is The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Parting sting to the Woody Show, all.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Right, while we're into another new hour sensitivity training, trade,
politically correct world. It is Thursday morning, everybody, September the
twenty sixth, twenty twenty four, Wooding, Greg, you got tennis?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
What is yall?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
We got Sea Bass, Jennie.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Gratis here, Sammy is here. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wing hit us up of the text
out at two Q ninety seven. Some of the trending
news headlines coming up for you this hour. And we're
gonna begin the hour here with a brand new redneck
news The Woody Show. If you know, the moon landing
was Pike and peeplet is wal renick Mes and today's
(37:30):
redneck news is from Florida. For ladies and gentlemen, we
have a story about a repaint old Fender citizen repaid
a lot of times they don't lift it. This strikes place,
all right. Well, this is thirty five year old Chelsea White,
who we talked about back in twenty twenty two. Upter
(37:51):
she got into with her boyfriend. He had caught her
trying to leave with a sex toy that he rightfully owned.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Oh wow, that's mine. She kicked and she bid him.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
The cops arrested her for desorly conduct and domestic battery. Well,
this time she was hanging out with the same guy.
Oh they're still together. Good small, and again he caught
her steaking a glass sex toy that he owned into
her backpack. He's not clear if it's the same sex
toy that was involved in both incidents, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Maybe maybe it's a new one.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I well, I got to know what this sex toy
is if it's worth well this glass?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Have you seen some of those glass ones?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Not?
Speaker 9 (38:30):
Really?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Is it? Is it that great that she needs to
keep stealing it?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I don't know if you want her own part of
that show Sex with Emily. Yeah, but glass, Yeah, oh yeah,
that's kind of rare. But there's this easier to clean
And speaking of menace, this is something like this is
something that he would get in a fight about because
he think it's called the ripper. No, no, no, no,
it's like it's it's solid glass. I know, I know
it's solid glass.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
But I think that's more of an art dildo thing
than actual No, it's got to be a deal that
in fact, there were There were a number of art
coals a handful of years ago talking about like the
popularity exploding of these glass sex toys.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Maybe it's something worth looking into and stealing.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
I don't know that kind of well.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Anyway, according to the police report, he was rifling through
the backpack when she grabbed him by the neck and
tried to wrestle him to the ground, and so they
tussled for a few minutes. She grabs the toy, threw
it at him, but missed important. He hit a door
behind him and woke up their kid. Yes, they have
a child together. She was gone by the Times guy
by the time the cops got there, but they did
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find her walking down the highway.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
They arrested her.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Course, now, after that first incident, she got a year
of probation, had to complete a batterer's intervention program, but
obviously it didn't really take Yeah, here's her mugshot. By
the way, she's sensatiable, so gots to get it, gots
gots to get it.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
So I didn't find a company that makes a lot
of them. Yeah, and it's called the Natural Love Company,
the Natural Love Company.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
And it looks like they average about fifty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay, she has kind of a grimace vibe.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Yeah, kind of Yeah, the squad and purple Yeah, like
her parents are related, kind of. That's from Florida. That
is thirty five year old Chelsea White, who got arrested
for her second sex toy related fight in two years.
Speaker 11 (40:19):
My god.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
And that is today's red Nick comically large case disgusting.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Alight, welcome back.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
He's the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It's a Thursday morning phones open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie Jaki says us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. A couple of pieces of technology in
the news. Okay, did you see the whole thing? The
cart technology? Sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Oh about this robotics team.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
They're developing something called a palintrone, which is a combination
of a palette and a drone. Yeah. Basically, it's a
big box that will float essentially via drone roaders, but
it's enclosed in a mesh so you don't cut your
finger off. It's it's supposed to be an improvement on
the shopping cart that we know now that can go
over any kind of terrain, including up and down stairs.
(41:16):
But for now a human still has to control, you know.
It's always really cool. I don't know if you've ever
been to a place like we had a two level
target when I lived in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, it's a cart escalator. Yeah, really cool.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
They have the little grooves in them, and they are
also grooves in the wheels so that the wheel slides
into those grooves. It has a little stopper on it.
It grabs them and just it brings the cart up
to the second level the starts.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's very Yeah, it's very cool. My favorite part of
that is the sign that says don't leave your child
in it.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
All right. Yeah, that's something ye see, I was ignored
those signs when it came to like taking the kids
out of the stroller to bring them up the escalator.
I'm gonna I'm not going to go find the elevator. Like,
I'll put the two front wheels on there, I'll hold
the back of it up so they stay even, and
I'll stand on two steps back and we go up there.
Speaker 9 (42:01):
Fun.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
It's it's all good.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, that's called being a man, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
But have you ever thought to yourself, God, we really
need floating shopping cards. That's kind of done.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
What this is for is I mean, as all these
things are, it'll be for old people first.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
So they said for first, it's going to be like
more for industry. Like it's okay, that makes total sense,
like in a warehouse type situation. Correct.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
So yeah, there's a handle on the front like a
normal shopping cart, and you would just direct it, so
you still need the human to control it, but requires
a lot less effort than an actual card. It can't
put itself away. You can't return itself to the corolic
so of somebody like that, like say in the middle
of the parking spot there, it'll stay until it runs
out of batteries.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
The current version does it, but like any drone you
buy off the shelf now has a return home feature,
so that's that's easy to put in there.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
So who knows what it may eventually be able to do,
but for now it's still in the early testing phase.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
I look at the video.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
It's not Japana South Korea so close, and this looks promising.
It doesn't. It doesn't qualify as U Daily mention of Japan.
So you know, Jason Good, there was something last week
and I kept seeing things about it. Did you see
the microchip manicure stuff. Oh yeah, NFC manicuresh what do
(43:16):
you put your hands in there and all this?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
No, this is an actual like little scanner chair.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
So NFC manicures, which stands with near field communication, So
it's a it's an ultra tiny tech chip that plays
off the signals on your phone. It can trigger like
a bunch of different things. So basically it allows your
nails to become a QR code. And there are two
types of these nail chips that people are using. One
is like a microchip that you can encrypt with the website,
(43:41):
your social media stuff for you know, whatever it is.
And so girls are linking them to their Instagram so
if somebody complements their nails, they can tap on their
phone and it'll open. And the second type is like
this uh blinking light and it starts shining, you know,
whenever your phone is locked. So you could buy these
(44:02):
NFC decals on Amazon.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
All right, Jun has the same reaction I have, like
it's so stupid, Like there's no words have been invented.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
No, you are not a brand, You're a teenage girl.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Thank you you.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Nobody's interested in what you're doing. Nobody cares, nobody's paying
you to.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Break it to Yeah, you're not an influencer, you're not
a brand. You know, I totally agree with you. But
what they're hoping for is that one in a trillion
shot where you are nobody, nobody know about it, you're posting, posting,
post in your hot too, and then some of your
hot or stupid demure monster.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, monster, that's the thing. I think the people who
end up being like the hawk twit chick, she wasn't
trying to get famous, she was just out. Yeah, she's
happy to say. The thing gets lightning in.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
A bottles, not a better, better exact, but like the
Demurre Monster definitely is. She was trying to make be something,
trying to make something, and she finally got just lightning
in a bottle.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Well, Greg brought up a good point. You know, it's
like nobody's socializing, nobody's you know. Also, there was this
whole thing about some new research that kids are struggling
to make new friends amid the ongoing loneliness epidemic, which
which we were talking about, but but what was it.
Something's going on Japan Mber the guy alone virus alone
(45:16):
or the alone something.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
So some dude is just charging people to hang out with.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
Them again, and so parents are blaming it on things
like social awkwardness and bullying. One in five parents claim
their kids have no friends or not enough friends, while
ninety percent report their kids would like to make more friends.
Twenty one percent of parents said their child being shy
or socially awkward was their challenge to making these new friends,
(45:41):
but eighteen percent said their kids just had no time
to make friends, which, by the way, that is to
parents fall yeah, scheduling that all, yeah, the parents all.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
So I kind of blamed the generation just before them,
where it was not cool to be excited about anything.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
True, which which generation is that millennials?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
People that are like currently between twenty five and thirty.
That generation that's got to be millennials, right.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
They're like is the forty thirties and forties.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay, So then you got Gen X, right, right, forty.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Five millennials and then Gen Z millennial Gen Z okay,
and then what do we have that? Okay, I'm forgetting
about Generation Alpha correct, right, I'm forgetting.
Speaker 6 (46:28):
What was that excited about? You weren't allowed to be
excited about anything that wasn't cool.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Is that where your brother in law falls? Oh yeah,
Mena told the story. So he brought him to the
world's largest buffet, oh damn, which is in Vegas at Caesar's.
It's called Bachanall and it's massive. I mean obviously I
have very many, over five hundred items on the buffet.
Love it, right, And so man is like dog the
(46:55):
world's largest buffet.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
And so they get there and they're sitting down there
eating in Menace goes, uh, so what do you think? Yeah,
I thought there would be more more things. I thought
there'd be more things. Yeah, it's literally the world's largest.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I thought there would be more things. Maybe he didn't
do a full lap, yeah, like maybe he didn't see everything.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
And then those those people are teaching a younger generation
on how to communicate with people.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's pretty sad. Yeah, men are you?
Speaker 8 (47:23):
Are you ever said when you like go you to
the buffet at a cruise ship and you go one way,
take a write, but as you walk around back to
their side.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like, oh wait, this is just the same stuff that
was on the right side.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
Oh yeah, true yeah, or like I go there and
like a tray is empty, and then the second I
said down, they refill that tray.
Speaker 9 (47:41):
No, get up again and go grab it.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
Or they're like only serving pizza during a certain time, Like, yeah,
you can make pizza anytime.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Yeah, just stand there and make it.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
The biggest problem is waiting for crab legs. True that Yeah,
the biggest, biggest stresser speak on it.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Going back to this eighteen percent that said their kids
had no time to make friends. How much stuff when
you were growing up? Were you involved in after school?
After school?
Speaker 1 (48:10):
But even if you were involved with stuff like you
were with your friends doing it, yeah, I was rehearsing a.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Play elect but things where your parents were taking you
two things. So I'm not saying that you stayed. You
stayed after school and you know you were part of
the whatever team or the whatever club.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
I'm talking about like where your parents picked you up
or once you got home, your parents picked you up
and drove you to a lesson, dance, swim lesson. I
played soccer, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I had a lot. I did gymnastics.
Speaker 5 (48:37):
I think one of the problems with that is is
that sports and stuff becomes so intense at such a
young age. Now it's not just like oh I have
you know, gymnastics, it's every night of the week for
three hours or however long because everyone's in training to
become a professional.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
When they're not going to do that, say in America
that kids in America when it comes to sports, that
they do four times as much like going to different games,
and they go to way more travel teams yeah anywhere
else in the world, and then they get burnt out
on it.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, well okay. So we have some really close friends
of ours and they have a young daughter and they're
always talking about how busy they are, and I'm like, guys,
this is your fault. You signed her up. Like she
wasn't asking to do all these things. She's involved in
dance class, she takes ice skating lessons, piano lessons, plus
there's all these other things that they sign up to do,
(49:33):
like all these other social things.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
So yeah, no, wonder you're never home.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Is she a teenager?
Speaker 4 (49:38):
No, she's like five.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's a lot of what a stereotypically five or six programs. Yeah,
it's just like it's one thing after another. I'm like, no,
one like, no, wonder, you're exhausted. But again, like if
your kid doesn't have any quote time, you know, it's
your fault. We were in charge of their schedule. I
will say this, piano lessons do not lead to friends.
(50:01):
Also true, Greg. Check it out. One day we might
all have brain chips to help us remember where things are,
for looking for them, or just to remember certain things.
Because a team at the University of Pennsylvania did a
study where they use computer interventions on a group of
forty seven epilepsy patients, delivering a pulse of electricity directly
to their brains as a memory lapse was about to occur,
(50:24):
and so they have the electrodes implanted directly into their
brains as part of this treatment, and it can recognize
brain signals when the person is trying to remember something,
and it sends a quick zapp of electricity.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
This is I thought about Greg? Is this is what
Greg needs.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
I'd like this.
Speaker 4 (50:39):
I remember where things are. I just don't remember things.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, And so it sends this zapp of electricity to
the area of the brain it's used for storing and
processing memories. So far the results have been great twenty
eight percent improvement on memory recall, and so other scientists
are developing other brain computer interfaces that will be used
to treat everything from memory loss to speech disabilities to paralysis.
(51:02):
We're talking about. Was that neuralink that Elon Musk is doing.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
Watch it becomes readily available, but you need the app
and I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
I have all okay, So I have this little list
of things over here on this paper, and I as
we get to things, I checked them off. I got
talked about that, like okay, So I'll put a check
next to something I want to get to, and after
I do it, I'll put like an X, so make
it an X. I just realized right now, I'm gonna
hold it up and you tell me what you think
it looks like. All right, so check mark and then
I put the X.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
That's a check's mark kind of look looks.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Like a swastika.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Like maybe I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
Because it's not what it's it's not what it's supposed to.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
It looks like a fancy X.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
It does it first?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Yeah, club.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
X looks so good at German X.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
I know, right, really good. Look here.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Honestly, if I'm being honest, I'm I'm not totally sure
if it's Austrian or German. You can get tweak.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah, no, driggle the handle.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
All right, welcome back. It's a pre Friday. It's a
Thursday morning el rippage.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
All you nippling Buttholers. It is the Onie Show. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Warning you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. We're gonna be doing a big event
here in Philly tonight. It's a Sublime This is with
Jacob the New Right singer. Yeah, and uh, we're hosting
(52:42):
like this little get together beforehand, and so it's really
imperative that we get a nice.
Speaker 4 (52:47):
Good solid shutdown.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
I hear that after the show this morning, So that
tonight we shall rage.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
We will rage, Yes, we will.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, And then we have another event tomorrow here at phillyself.
If you're listening in the Philly area, we're gonna be
at the park's casino tonight. That pre show part of
the Sublime thing is sold out. That's that's completely sold out.
But tomorrow we're going to be at a Dorney Park
and it's a big Halloween Haunt takeover.
Speaker 4 (53:16):
So we'll ride and rides and hanging out with everybody.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
So that's what we're doing here for the for the
next couple of days here in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
What are you a ride guy?
Speaker 3 (53:24):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, you kidnot love all that stuff.
When he's allowed to go on them, know what, I'm
allowed to go on them.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
I've I've had to h I've had to exit for
being too fan.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Sometimes they have those like like fake chairs that you
sit in before you get.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
In the pre seeds.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
I don't. I don't do myself a favor and even
try that out.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
I usually just go just roll the dice, yeah, because
it's never it's never like it can never close like
it does. But like I'm missing one click, like it
has to do like four clicks and I can do
three clicks, you know. But I think I'll be fine now.
I mean I've since the last time that happened. I'm
probably thirty pounds lighter. Oh sweet, should be good?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yeah, that.
Speaker 6 (54:04):
I do.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
There's there's a manue you can speak of this. There's
a whole new like subculture of want to be influencers.
And that's all they do, yes, is go.
Speaker 6 (54:13):
To theme parks and shame shame the UH Ride and
to accommodate them.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh really yeah, Oh yeah, there's one called.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Looking at Fat.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
I was watching one last night for a Harry Potter
ride just to travel.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
I think it's like, hey, everyone's your chubby amusement park friend, like,
you know what, you can can't ride?
Speaker 3 (54:33):
It's happened to me. It's happened to me twice. Right,
couldn't get on. I couldn't get on the ride. Well,
was the the Harry Potter Ride, Universal Studios, Hollywood. And
then the other one it's called the Black Widow and
that's at Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh. Both times with my son.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
With my dad.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
You're not by yourself. Even if it was just my dad,
I wouldn't care. But it's like, you know, Son's like, oh,
you can't go on, daddy's too fat.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Would he continue on and take the ride or would
he get off with you? Uh no, he stayed on.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Oh wow, yeah, you can go see you later, fat
with the deuces in the air.
Speaker 4 (55:14):
Well, I told you what happened recently.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Like he was talking to like one of his friends
or whatever on on social and uh yeah, the friend
goes because there was some pictures from like this the
show Social media, Instagram or whatever it was. They go,
which one's your dad, and he goes the fat guy
with the beer and for whatever reason, like dad hurt
my feeling. Yeah I did for menute.
Speaker 4 (55:35):
I'm over it now, yeah, and whatever manace?
Speaker 3 (55:37):
Would you like real quickly to tell Gina your story
about being in a parade?
Speaker 6 (55:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, So I was in a parade when
I was a little kid on Fourth of July and
I had this mini horse with me that I was
walking the mini horse in the parade and then, you know,
I'm all happy about it because you know, we're out
here shining. And then some guy we're out here shining
watching the parade, goes, hey, look at that fact hit.
Speaker 11 (56:03):
Got nowhere?
Speaker 1 (56:04):
God horrible and the scarred you.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
The mini horses name was Buttercut.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
You know, look at that tiny horse.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
No, look at that fact it ran because the horse
is so tiny, it probably made you look bigger. Yeah
that's true. Yeah, yeah, scales all off. Psychology about this,
like you're so fat you can't get on rides. What's
the psychology of then making a whole social media account
traveling all over those.
Speaker 1 (56:32):
Because they know they're not alone far from it.
Speaker 6 (56:35):
And they know that they're gonna get social currency of
getting their likes and their follows.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Anybody could be like thin and productives.
Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah right, I want to be unhealthy. Yeah. Gross.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Like I was trying to remember where did the start
and I now I remember we're drinking the night right yeah?
Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (56:51):
Yeah, okay, so yeah, okay. Because she was kind of
a prude, oh really and Keina. You know who was
giving her the most rap was MENACE's wife. Oh yeah,
she was pretty much yelling.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yelling at me. She's at me.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Because somebody used to get this bit of shot immediately.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I mean, you look like you were having no fun
the end, sup.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
I support this? Yeah? Yeah, I kind of know.
Speaker 5 (57:15):
She was screaming at me that I need to get
a shot right now, while I had a butt light
in my hand.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
I was like, I'm drinking.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
She's like that was the second night, first night, first night,
she was still screaming at you because you weren't having
anything the first night. You look like you were at
a funeral or I was.
Speaker 5 (57:31):
Just really tired that day and so after working, I
mean working, I guess I just wanted to go back
and go to sleep, and so I had said to what.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
He's like, all right, you all good?
Speaker 3 (57:41):
And he's like yeah, and so we're drinking tonight.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
That's all I want to know. Yes, okay, and.
Speaker 5 (57:44):
Justicat yelling at you or not? Yea, Nacho started yelling
at you because you said I.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Could go home.
Speaker 4 (57:51):
Yeah, I said, well then go you're done working, right,
and then you just go right?
Speaker 3 (57:54):
And Nato was like, how would you want leave?
Speaker 1 (57:56):
She needs to drink.
Speaker 4 (57:57):
You don't want to be your drink tonight?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Man?
Speaker 3 (57:59):
That's what are you on with beer? Because menace can
be all over the place. Sometimes it's something with a
meal umbrella served in a pineapple.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
I can see that.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, something like that, or yeah beer, Yeah, I'm going
I'm gonna go tequila, Greg drink.
Speaker 4 (58:11):
I'm kind of on a whiskey sour kick.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
Whiskey, so but yeah, what were you were drinking whiskey?
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Right?
Speaker 1 (58:16):
I was drinking whiskey on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, And she said I kind of like this, I
felt amazing.
Speaker 4 (58:22):
Hair in your chest. Yeah, she was digging it.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
I support that, but I also support maybe from menace.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
What you're drinking these days? Still the champagna?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
Well, yeah, I go on kicks for sure, where like
like Greg was saying, but I was just bourbon and
dye coke.
Speaker 1 (58:35):
Oh really, wow, that's that's shocking because that's a very
like sorority girl drink.
Speaker 3 (58:39):
Oh it is, first off.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Like a whiskey diet, I would say, I.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
Mean maybe in the eighties or nineties, but you no
sorority girl drinks these days. It's it's a beat box.
What's that white claw? I don't even know what beatboxes.
Beat box is the new wave, Gina. It's it's a
basically it's a pre mixed cocktail low and sugar twelve
thirteen percent, so in the wine range. But I was
reminded of actually this because I was at Walmart and
(59:06):
they had something maybe menace you've seen it called big
SIPs with a Z big Oh yeah, so these are
now the big SIPs is going to be undercutting buzzball.
Ye go after them. So it's it's the same styles
of buzzballs, a little plastic you know, tumbler, Yeah, c
cheaper in that Walmart, right exactly, and slightly higher. They
buzzballs fifteen percent alcohol, big zips sixteen. Oh. But the
(59:30):
where you peel, you peel off the whole top and
you just slam it. It's basically a dull.
Speaker 4 (59:33):
I know what they are.
Speaker 3 (59:34):
So these are like, uh, they come in those contents.
You ever see those Oh my god, the protein drinks.
They sell it. They mean they sell them everywhere at
the at costco.
Speaker 1 (59:45):
Oh like the Premiere Pro Premiere Protein.
Speaker 3 (59:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (59:48):
Look a look at that.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
You're talking about them, and you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (59:51):
Oh yeah, you's talking about beat Box.
Speaker 3 (59:54):
Yeah, this is big SIPs.
Speaker 1 (59:56):
Oh really, Big Zips is like a little can that
got frosted.
Speaker 6 (59:59):
They've got both like okay, I've got both like bee
boxes all that.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
This this is a big SIPs four pack bundle.
Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Right.
Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
They have all the flavors that are designed to be
for trashy people, like purple punch.
Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Pina Colada.
Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
They have a hard iced tea, chocolate martini.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
I saw them at Walmart and is that Okay? That
just seems like something you'd be barfing up all night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Googled beat Box and the thing that came up was
called gay water.
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
I mean I've heard of gay water. But you know,
the bee box is different. Okay, be boxes definitely like
the new Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
We had a girl shut ups on the d u
I Q if.
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You water, it comes like these rainbow cans, but just
move over. But like gay water is here and it's queer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I get smart branding, but yeah, but it's so it's
all these fruity punchy chocolatey that sort of idea and
all of this stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
So basically the birthday cake flavor vodka walk. So these
guys could run.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, oh sure remember Malibuu and sprite walks. These guys
could run exactly. They have merch B Box Merch, be cool,
young and him. I just wanted to make sure that
I just want to make sure that we were all
like going for it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Is Greg gonna go full Greg?
Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
No? I mean I have well I do always say that,
why do you want to be Greg?
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I've never seen it? Oh, I mean I've never seen it,
Like you don't want.
Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
To be Greg? Very well behaved our last few events,
I know, which is so disappointing first time.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
On the B Box Merch website, they have a hoodie
that says I alcohol you later.
Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Yeah, that's a Mitchell so like you.
Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. More shows coming
up next. Hang on, take your feet up on the dashboard.
Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Back in a few the show, Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
And we are into another new hour, eating sensitivity Training
for a clinically correct world.
Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Good Yeah, sorry, choice, last swig of coke zero, Menaces
new favorite beverage.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I love coke zero, but you know what, I love
you or more cocaine no doctor pepper zero.
Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Oh yeah that's good too. Yeah, that's good too, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Oh, you just crushed all the zeros.
Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I don't even know realize that they make squirt zero
now you know. Only they make squat zero in the
big bottles.
Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I haven't seen it in the smaller bottle.
Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Yeah, only Well, they're making any cans, but they don't
make it the mini cans, which is my favorite ist
mini can.
Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I love the minns.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Woody, Greg Menace, there's Gina Grad. Sammy's here. We got
sea bass phones open eight seven seven four wood it's
eight seven seven four Woody and.
Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
May I shout out one more for Chrischer got me
into the AMW root beer.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Zero as well. That's good. We got radio charades. Shradio.
It's now being called coming up for you this hour.
It's almost a fun game. Some people Greg pretty good
at it. Other people will Sam me pretty bad at it.
Not great, but we'll see how everybody does. We do
have some after hours voicemail, so if you guys have too,
sure you're what people are saying on the after hours
(01:03:10):
voicemail eight seven seven forty four What he is?
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
The number that's eight seven seven forty four. Whaty?
Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Anytime after ten am until we get in the next morning,
you can leave us a message about whatever it. And
some people are just listening on the podcast and they
still want to share their story. Like a little follow
up here, This is the I've got a confession to make.
Oh where people were calling in with their confessions and
here's something that this person wanted to confess.
Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Hey, I would like to remain anonymous, and I have
a confession that I painted a genitalia on a church
when I was twelve years old.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
And I never got in trouble.
Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
Nobody ever found out.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
It was watched off like the next day.
Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
But part of me feels a little guilty about it,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Thank you guys have going well. I'm sure you get
to bring it up to God me see.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, yeah, remember that time you spray painted a penis
on one of my homes, but your it was hilario. Yeah,
it's hilarious. After hours voicemail eight four WOODI, hey man, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:04:17):
I've been listening to you for a long time, a
long time, but I have to say this batch crap.
I mean, it is nothing but crap. Can't stand listening
to it. I think it's horrible, one of the most
horrible things you've ever done. I don't know, I know,
I don't have to listen. Just fast forward to her.
(01:04:38):
But that was a long time. I took a long
time out of your show for just something that is
so ignorant and dom stupid, any kind of words you
can think about. Its could be a drunk boys dial, yeah,
dial voicemail too. But anyway, let's give me my you
(01:05:00):
all right, listening to you for a long time, and
I'm not going to quit listen. I have to give
you my opinion on it goes that sucks, all right?
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Okay, wait, what was he about Golden Bachelorette? Ya?
Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
How do you not like?
Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
Sevest Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
All good education today.
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian, Oh, yeah,
she lives with me, so I take her to her doctors. Oh,
thank you babies.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Wow again I always say, just don't say dumb, stupid
or sucks. Give us why and how? Yeah, Like I
made you uncomfortable because I can think about with your
mom and your grandma horning. Now you're over the horny.
Is hard to walk into work with a bonner. That's
exactly what you know, things like that. All right, let's
see after ours voicemail eat seven Woodie, So see what
(01:06:09):
this person's guns.
Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Like the show?
Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Welcome Gina.
Speaker 11 (01:06:13):
I think you're a great addition to the show.
Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
You guys mentioned the vocal fried lesbians the New York
we're talking about house hunters.
Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Have you guys ever mentioned to.
Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Gina that she has a massive vocal fries as well?
Speaker 11 (01:06:24):
Like when she was talking telling a story about the
cop the super angry comp that followed her into the garage.
Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
She kept on saying, sir, sir, that's not.
Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
Creaky chair on the floor.
Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
It's just an observation.
Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Okay, well that's yeah, Yeah, you're right, vocal fry is annoying.
It's like that, that's not vocal fries.
Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
And I may have sounded like a creaky chair on
the floor. But that's not vocal for this is vocal fry.
Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Yeah, that's vocal like not like that.
Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Sure, it was like sure, that was sure. But this
is like this.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Right, that's that's talking. Is different than yeah, like when
we had the when we had the when were they
the vocal fry lesbians on the stupid house on our people?
Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Like that's fry.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I can really imagine myself living here. I love the
chef's kitchen.
Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
All right, Okay, I was gonna get one more after
hours voicemail This this person is kind of upset with
menace about something.
Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
He menace.
Speaker 11 (01:07:32):
You're ugly, fat, short, little piece of I will pick
your nice you don't like much? You want him in
the pound, bitch, I will pound you into the pound
and pound your ass with a bunch of sticks.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Of Like you said your bread. You said it's it's
all about pure breads, and like if this is like
the whole like when we're talking about like you say
shop and you say shop, don't die. Yeah, it's all
about bread. And this guy now wants to rap with rebark.
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Because he's all about love.
Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
I'm serious, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
All about rear. Isn't short?
Speaker 11 (01:08:17):
Pound pound your ass with a bunch of food, sticks
of bar loser, stupid bull dog. I couldn't even create.
Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Yeah, I love the passion.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Okay, it sounds like that guy needs therapy. I need
that clip.
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
I need that clip at.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
The end, just isolated like create right right, yeah, right here,
this would be a great clip to have.
Speaker 10 (01:08:51):
You's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
I'm gonna need that clip, please, little running there's your
there's your after hours voicemailed ever be like me and
YouTube how to mate French bulldogs? Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Exactly?
Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
And there's there's apparently a method where you don't have
to use a pipe and syringe. You put like butt
to butt.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I guess you grabbed something and that's like that's like
the French bulldog version of scissoring. Yeah, I don't think
they know that they're having sex. We're gonna do radio charade.
Radio it's coming up next. Well, I think we've we've
done this once. This is the second time ever, and
(01:09:41):
we called it radio charades.
Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
And then I think it was Gina.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
They said, oh radio, Yeah, I like pushing words together.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Yeah, portmanteau, which we like that sometimes we like a
good name to a segment before we even come up
with what this secient is portmanteau?
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
What is that?
Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
I literally just the portmanteaud a portmanteau.
Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Love the portmanteau.
Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Was that like something that was made of? Or is
that a real word?
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
It's a real word.
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
It's a real word. Portmanteau is like radio would be.
Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Like you're putting two words together.
Speaker 8 (01:10:13):
So it's so cute, the genus said, I literally just
said that, as if that matters with.
Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Like moorgasm, yeah, orgasm. But I'm like port man toe.
Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
It's French.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Well the port is to join.
Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Yeah, okay, a man and man with his toes portmanteau
poor man's toe.
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Still I do love that word.
Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, So is it a word or that it's a
word that the definition is combining other words?
Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Okay, today, guys, let's not learn.
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Let's not learn.
Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Backwards.
Speaker 6 (01:10:52):
You were saying all dyslexic, like like myself. You weren't
saying like oh then anyway, anyways, all.
Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
For radio radio charades, the goal which would be what menace?
That would be an example of what radio a portmanteau portmanteau.
Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Okay, I guess portmanteau.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
I don't know what it is either to do.
Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So the goal here is to get your party to
guess as many answers on the category as you can.
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
And well not, it's not even a category.
Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
It's like just it's four different words or four different
things in one minute. You can use any combination of
sounds and movements, but your hands must be behind your back.
Oh no, okay, poet, yeah up, yeah, so you can't.
You can't use your hands for this, but otherwise you
could do other movements like over your head or who
wants to do the sounds? First?
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Great's the goodest? Great is the good? Yeah, you were
pretty good this last time.
Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
This is harder than it seems. Then you can pass
it off to the next person. Then you also get
to pick who gets to guess for you.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
So let me know what the number is the top
it is? Oh jeez, no, it's number five.
Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
Number five.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
All right, Then me go to my.
Speaker 9 (01:12:07):
Gina.
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Okay, okay, all right, Gina, you're gonna guess I'm the receiver. Yeah,
all right, so, uh, you'll have one minute. You'll have
one minute to try to guess as many of these
as you can.
Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Oh, do you need that?
Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Another?
Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Is there? More than one word on a paper.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Yes, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Know four, got it?
Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, so they'll be you know, he'll he'll do the well,
try to one that we keep moving.
Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Yeah, and just to refresh my memory. We can't say
any words, right, no, no word, Sammy screwed up like
buzz buzz word.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Yeah, it's really hard for me to not do that.
Can we pass? If I want you to just go
to the next word?
Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Okay, and I think you're gonna want to pass the
first one?
Speaker 9 (01:12:51):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Well, I mean I'm ready, uh are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
I'll be radio, go, vacuum blender, a blender, crushed ice.
Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
I wonder blending ice blending. That's good, it's good.
Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
An alarm, a cow alarm clock cow cow alarm, cow bell.
Speaker 14 (01:13:36):
Or a right our, seal, ye seal, nice.
Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Ambulance, siren, siren, alarm, siren, security siren, police card, car.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Alarm cart at the end with fifty nine seconds In
fifty nine seconds in, she blurted out, it would be
so easy, and I.
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
All right?
Speaker 14 (01:14:23):
You did?
Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Now, I know we're going to have people are going
to say that they were going to disqualify the cow
bell because you said move, but it's not the sound
it makes you move? Is the maye we say it?
Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I mean, really, to be fair, it's not like I
got that one quickly. I don't even know what the
hell but also.
Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
Said that's not the point. But I mean, I see
because that's that's them.
Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
I would say if it was a faucet going drip,
would be like, but that's the sound it makes, but
it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Drip is a word like if it was a dog,
did you say bark bark?
Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
In qualification?
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
We lost?
Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
You'll backpop that one in case it's a tie.
Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Yeah, okay, we hella loss.
Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
By the way, I'll put an asterisk next to us, Gina,
no one else will get for it. By the way,
you don't think okay you want to do the sounds,
I'll try. Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Now you get to pick who does the guessing.
Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Should I do someone else? So it's not just me
and Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Correct if you want to put him.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Into thee, how good he is? I told him not good?
Man is more hilarious?
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Yeah, manas, let's do this all right.
Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
So what's the number of the top of your list there?
Gina seven okay, seven focus. All right, well, take take
a second to figure out how you want to approach this.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Be generous with the past, but we'll come back to it.
Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, that's the thing. Don't get caught. You know, you
can always say pass and move on to the next
thing and come back to the other ones. All right, come,
are you ready? All right, it's radio radio charades. Gina
is doing the sounds. Menace is going to try to guess.
You have one minute on the clock and go.
Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Lizard snake, uh the visual vacuum uh uh.
Speaker 15 (01:16:14):
Uh oh, kite okay, okay, no past okay, uh.
Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Oh god, that's pretty good. Nursing, rhyme, rhyme, song, guitar, piano,
horn past Okay, I know what that is.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
But this one, this one's tough.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I need some speph.
Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
Rain, thunder lightning, electricity, uh, vacuum one minute zero.
Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Please do the last one.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Let's see if Greg can guess what. Okay, what was
the first one. We were doing the thing with the tongue.
Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Do it again. I'm guessing flat tire.
Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
That's really good, a much better.
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
You're looking for helicopter propeller. A helicopter would give the
next one ring around the rosie, Yes, all the yeah
music box or oh jack, and that's tough ice cream truck.
Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Ice cream truck. And then what was the third one?
Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
This was impossible?
Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
This one was This one's roughing.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
It was a crackling campfire. Can I at least do
the last one because it's the only easy one?
Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Uh, sprinkler system, Yeah, clock crackling?
Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
No, no, no, no, yes, Oh that's the last one. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
It kind of sounds like you're crackling campfire to this
is really hard. That was That was a.
Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Copter in a campfire.
Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Greg's the best of this, yeah, Greg, Greg is very
very good. All right, menace, Uh well, i'd like that
was a rough list. You make, you make the noise,
and then you get to pick who gets to guess.
Speaker 6 (01:18:27):
Uh, let's just do Sammy for fun.
Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
At least you can just get you don't want to
make Okay, this is what's the number at the top?
Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Oh god, what's the.
Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Number of the top?
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Number four?
Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Number four? No? I mean you know you already picked Sammy.
Yah the rules? All right, let's number four. You have
one minute.
Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
See how many is you can get for radio charade radio?
Are you ready in a minute? To figure out what
you want to do on your approach. Yeah that sounded confident. Yeah,
all right, here we go Radio charades. Mark gets said, go.
Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom banging boom boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Boom a b a dj.
Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Boom boom boom boom rave boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom pass.
Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Oh, I say past, either should be able.
Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
To all right, a b a fly.
Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
A vibrating cell phone like a vibrator?
Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Is it a bug.
Speaker 9 (01:19:51):
A fly?
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
A bet a hornet? Oh? Your head? Past looks like.
Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Something giving oral Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Next uh rest, Oh how do you do this?
Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
A bird? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
A wookie Chewbacca.
Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
That's one minute. That was that was pretty tough.
Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I thought that the boom boom boom thing would uh
any guesses in the room heart monitor no hammer hammer
boom boom.
Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
She was getting close hammering. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Yeah, if you can't that's I mean, if if you
can't use your hands, because I could say, yeah, that's tough.
Speaker 10 (01:20:43):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
That second one where was the and also combo of
him like moving his head like he's given yah, dragonfly
pretty close, You guys are pretty close mosquitos maybe because honey,
what's the way to do that if if they're on
the right track to you? Like not yeah, because you're
allowed to use.
Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Body movies, you just can't use your hands. You're almost there.
Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
So like, yeah, she started moving to a different category.
Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I'm like, damn it. Yeah when she was started getting close.
Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Metics had the hardest time with the third one.
Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
There was that Yeah, wait, is that like a dove?
Speaker 11 (01:21:23):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Is it? Uh? Spaceship like an alien.
Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Spaceship some sort of I don't know how you would
do this.
Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
One's tough. Harp dreams. That's another one you have to use.
I'm so happy with.
Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Last would have been so easy to here did the
last one?
Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
See if anybody the room can guess.
Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Chewing eating eating? Yeah? Right, another.
Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Favorite?
Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
All right, well stream, So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna take the break. And because Sammy just got
to guess, that means she gets to make the noise.
Oh yeah, and that means gets to guess. So it's
gonna be Sammy making the noises, and then I mean
she has the best at this. Yeah, do you want?
(01:22:17):
Do you want to draw now? So you have the
time during the right too nice guy to figure it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
I'm just yes, because she was the Greg was the best,
She was the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Last just doesn't work in sound effects. Does it work
like I think of.
Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Word like, which we're not allowed to do, but everything
for me is like word base words?
Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Car, okay, splot, did you draw the what's the number?
Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I did?
Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
One?
Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
One? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Come on, this is literally everyone. I think this is
pretty much the easiest one.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Oh you got this, sam this could be the easiest one.
Gottail it.
Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
We're gonna take the break.
Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Sammy's gonna do the noises sea basket, going to guess
next year on the Woody Show. Hang on right back,
This is alright, sohradio Greg and Gina. Greg was doing
the noises, Gina sounds and then Gina got all four.
Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah he's a great giver and I'm a great receiver.
Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah. True, And then everything after that has been over
and then uh, now it's going to be Sammy doing
the noises sea bass is going to guess because typically
whoever was was doing the guessing, then has to do
the noises, and we just keep moving.
Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Down the line.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
And so these are the last two before the break.
She drew the lift. Her list is number one here,
which I have, and I'm telling you I think this one.
I mean, this has got to be the you guys
will decide. I can't remember that give it away answer
answer I again, you guys have one minute, So I
(01:24:00):
if you can get all four of the noises for
this round of radio charades, it's schradio Sam.
Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Are you ready? I guess on your mark? Gets it go?
Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Well, that would be a chicken chicken, is correct? Nice?
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Truck backing, Nutch talk to.
Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
No, spitty up, pass pass, tennis, badminton, pick a ball? Okay,
I'm gonna yes, uh ping pong? Yes, got it? Get more?
Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
How different?
Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Was this?
Speaker 9 (01:25:04):
Something?
Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
Eat?
Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Somebody eating something?
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Spit up? One minute?
Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
Because I went because did I skipped one?
Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
She skipped one all together? So you went back to
I went back.
Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Oh that was that's confusing for your partner.
Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
I didn't know if I was allowed to say that
I skipped it because I was going back to one.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
At the very end, I got to know what that
other one is that you skipped try it.
Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
No, I'm not gonna I don't want to do I
really don't.
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
It's having sex.
Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
To do that, it would be easy. I just don't.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Here's what you do. Let me help you out.
Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
I know.
Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
I know why she doesn't want to do it, because
she doesn't want that. Meda says he'll never take an
naked photo because it'll live forever on the internet. Yeah,
Sammy doesn't want to do sex. Sounds the as it
will live forever on the internet. I understand that. But
do pretend that you're a god like.
Speaker 14 (01:25:58):
But I can't say, oh, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Things like we've always gone over the top of that.
You don't have Greg sex and we have doing a lady.
Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
You don't know what I saw the words?
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Yeah, okay, so we got to which is better than
anybody else? Chicken and ping pong one, gargling, you're in
the ballpark. It was it was brushing teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah, I didn't know how to do the brushing part.
I was kind of doing as the dentist.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Yeah, I said, dentist, right, we were close, Yeah, almost
as good as Greg.
Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Also sitting dentist.
Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
There's a level one.
Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Right, okay, well you can have something to aspire to.
All right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
That's how you play radium.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
The having sex one is difficult with because igin I'm
looking at this list going chicken, having sex, brushing teeth,
ping pong. It seems pretty easy, right, Pong was tough
without using words like what would having sex like? Yeah,
you can't be like, no, no, you can't do that.
I mean not a word.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Still is a word.
Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
With my mouth closed, it sounds like it sounds like
that clip that we have the turtle.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Yeah, yeah, turtle sex.
Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
You haven't heard that.
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
It's a classic. You haven't heard.
Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
This is no, we don't.
Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
This is a giant turtle, giant tortoise having sex.
Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Here. Oh that one's not cute.
Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
History.
Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Yeah, so that that's a giant tortoise having sex. Now
here's the turtles.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Here's just a regular turtle having sex.
Speaker 9 (01:27:59):
Baby crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
Yeah, it almos sounds like when you like make that
like hand.
Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
And he's like.
Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
You should have done nuts, Sam, get out, pitch, hit
the bricks.
Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I got mine.
Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
When he shows next, hang on, what do you show
back in a few? Back in a few I mean
we're doing it all morning still throws me off. Not
saying all right, thank you very much, Greg, I know,
and then me saying you got it would weird? That's right,
because God forbid I mix it up. Yeah, Greg, not
on traffic duties today or tomorrow. We are here in
Philadelphia doing some events. Mike the Show Killer is the
(01:28:54):
program director of the station. Now, yeah, so we're hanging
with Mike. He'll be on the show tomorrow morning for
a round the d u i Q. He'll he'll join
us there, but back at Woody Show h Q. Ladies
and Gentlemen, boys and girls. He is the pride of Bakoima.
He is the senior vice president and managing partner of
Club Turn Up El presidente himself d J. Tim mart
(01:29:22):
You know, now, Tim, how much on a scale of
one to ten do you miss Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Okay, let me put this way. On a scale of
one to ten, how much do you miss hanging out
with Mike the Show Killer?
Speaker 10 (01:29:36):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
I don't miss it at all.
Speaker 12 (01:29:37):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Like outside of work, outside of work? Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I'll give it a I'll give it a seven and
a half.
Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Seven and a half.
Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
How much do you miss working with Mike the Show Killer.
Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
That's where we're going.
Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Okay, definitely a one a one yeah, yeah, yeah, we're
reminded of every time we were face to face with
him in a professional situation. Wow. How's it going in Philly?
Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Dude? It's it's fun. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
We have an event tonight with Sublime, just kind of
like we did a y Booker and Trackers not thing. Uh,
So we're doing an event with Sublime tonight and then
tomorrow we're doing a theme park takeover Dorney Park, which
is just outside of Philly, and uh, they're doing like
a Halloween themed thing. So we bring a bunch of
listeners into the park before it opens and then they
(01:30:25):
get in front of the line passes and hanging with
the Woodies show kind of thing. So not to make
everybody back in l a jealous. Yeah, but you know,
Mike the Show Killer is the theme park? Is it
like like a Whore Nights type thing? Yes, okay, gotcha,
(01:30:45):
it's there. It's their version of that. They have a
ride called the Iron Menace, which Menace gets to ride
with some listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
So and we're doing all that.
Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
You can follow along on our social media at the
Woodies Show and Greg, do you do you like no
roller coasters, rides, rides and scary I like the haunted
stuff like you houses and horror nights and stuff you
rocket on a ride. I will hold your purse while
we talked about I'm the purse holder holder. Well, Timmy
(01:31:18):
did a great job last week at the iHeart Radio
Music Festival. Everybody's had a busy schedule doing stuff out
of town. You were in Vegas for like almost a
straight week and I was there for eight days, eight
days and hate it. And for for anybody who went
by and saw that House of Music thing that was
set up, I mean Tim was then.
Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
It was it was really good.
Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Yeah, yeah, it was. It was really good. But you
see Tim and you know, he just looks like a
beaten man when he's doing man from early morning.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, my favorite was, like I worked till like one
or one thirty every morning, and I love what do
you text me?
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
Like ten thirty? A dog? What are we doing? After?
Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
Where you at?
Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
After?
Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Ye in years past we've we've Yeah that is true,
that is true.
Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
So just checking in. You know, I love about your baby.
Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Well, it's funny because Greg and I saw you. We
were so excited, were like.
Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Hey, guys, it was an e for Wells because it
looked great talking about well it is a throwback Thursday.
It's time to go up in the club.
Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
DJ.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Tim Martinez back in the day was an actual club DJ,
and so he gets to pick out the song that
we do each and every week for up in the club.
You're on the Woody Show, And what do you got
for us this week?
Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
We're going back to two thousand and three. Such a
club banger. I love this song The Way You Move? Outcasts?
Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Here we go up in the club the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
All right, So Sammy, do you know this song?
Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Yeah? I know the song? Oh wow, throw back Thursday.
Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
It's The Woody Show, naety eighty seven. Up in it's
a clue.
Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yeah, Outcast? Yeah, the Way You Moved two thousand and three,
said yep, Back Thursday, it's the Woodie Show. It's all
ninety eight to seven that you have, so of all
these songs that you don't know how you know that song?
This song came out when I was in high school. Okay,
but haven't we.
Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Had songs that came out I forgot?
Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
That's why you were not retaining information.
Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
No, but a lot of the songs are pre that
will be from the eighties or nineties that I haven't
heard before.
Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
This is more of like my generation.
Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
This is like prime listening, right exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I'm too young, outcast. Hey, y yeah, everybody thinks this
kind of fun whatever song. Yeah, it's actually like a
really sad ft up song. It's about like people who
can't make it work together. Yeah really yeah, I just
I just read something about that.
Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
This week.
Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
There was something kept popping up on social media, like
everybody has this idea that yeah that's angost Like, yeah,
it's only like upbeat maybe dom mess sermon.
Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
True, But does she really want to but can't stand
to see me walk out the door?
Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Don't try to fight the feeling, because the thought alone
is killing me right now. Thank god for mom and
dad for sticking to together because we don't know how.
Speaker 14 (01:34:08):
There it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:10):
It is so depressing. I don't think I'm ever gonna
be able to do.
Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
This isn't at the sign of a great pop song,
which is a beat new with salary, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
It's about people who stay together in relationships because somebody
told them. You guys are supposed to stay together, but
you pretty much end up being unhappy.
Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Oh wow, it's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
So I got in major trouble for that song too,
because I found a like a CD single of it
in the mailroom of the radio station, and I took
it to the djail, like, dude, you got to hear
a song.
Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
This song is a banger.
Speaker 6 (01:34:48):
And he agreed and he just played it and then
the program director freaked out because he didn't get to
hear it first.
Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Proof for it to be on the radio. Dude, management
sucks no matter what business. Yeah, DJ Tim Martinez, everybody, Yeah,
all right, man, Well, uh, we will look forward to
seeing you next week. Yeah, and I want a full
recap from Philly.
Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
Oh you know what, you won't see us next week.
Next week. This time we're gonna be in downs.
Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like the Woody Show World Tour. We
will go up in the Clark. It'll be thrown back Thursday,
all that stuff all next week. All right, Thank you, Tim.
We love your baby, okay, love bow. I am one
of your senior listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
I was add a concert the other days.
Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
And your people were there and I talked to him
and said agree. Nobody in your show. I think show
all right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Thursday morning.
It is the Woody Show. We got the birthday's porn
(01:35:54):
of birthday coming up here in just a few moments. Uh,
we were talking about the Friends thing.
Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Oh, the TV game show and the couch got auctioned off.
Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
Yeah, the couch got was thirty grand right right, a
couch a replica couch zip, but it was a replica.
Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Official basically, more than one.
Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Friends is celebrating the thirtyth anniversary. If you haven't heard, guys,
what Yeah, duh. So the series premiere September twenty second
of nineteen ninety four, lasted for ten seasons. Finale was
in two thousand and four. If you're into astrology, Sammy, Yes,
People magazine determined which character relates to each of the
twelve zodiacs signs. I need this information. Yeah, some of
(01:36:39):
them are really minor characters though. Just FYI, Greg, what
is your zodiac sign again?
Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Pisces? Pisces?
Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
So it says that you would be uh, would Richard Burke,
Monica's boyfriend played by Tom Selling, Yeah, without the mustache?
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Yeah, ru, that would be.
Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
A Pisces Okay, Sammy, what's your zodiacci I'm a Sagittarius. Sagittarius,
so you would be Genie Janus. I'm sorry, Janice.
Speaker 9 (01:37:10):
Calls out to me.
Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
Yeah, the one she had that annoying laugh, right, yeah,
Janie j.
Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
J.
Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Go to school.
Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
It's like fifteen genes. Yeah, all right, so that's a sagittarius.
Menace your scorpios Scorpio. Yes, you and I are both scorpio.
We would be Gunther Peace, Gunther Dog, the Central Park
Central perk worker who had that crush on Rachel big time.
What's yours?
Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
May first?
Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
A Taurus Taurus, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Green, you're a main character, main character.
Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
Rachel see mass uh Libra Libra you're Ross? Look Ross
and Rachel?
Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Gem and I would be mister Trieger. He was the
super of the building the characters lived in. Cancer would
be mister Heckels. Yeah, the downstairs neighbor, a bag of
room on the ceiling. You thought they were being too noisy.
Leo would be Mike Hanigan, Paul Rudd's character Phoebe's husband
(01:38:28):
who eventually married Phoebe. And then Virgo would be Monica
Rules capricorn is Joey and then Aquarius would be Phoebe.
So I'm sorry that was right at the top. I'd
skipped the one right at the top, stupid aries. Aris
would be uh, would be Chandler. All right, yeah, speaking
about old shows. You see they're talking about maybe bringing
(01:38:50):
the West Wing back, about reviving the show.
Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Did you I've never watched the original.
Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
I got into it like much later, you know, when
it was over, and just was like, what was this
all about?
Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
The right and it's Aaron Sorkin.
Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
It's great Aaron Sorkin like everything he writes. The dialogue
is super fast.
Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
It is like slipped.
Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
Fast, unnatural, self important. Yeah, I was all about Scandal.
Anybody watched Scandal?
Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Was that Alan Soran familiar?
Speaker 13 (01:39:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
But it was about the White House? And oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Am I insane? Or did Aaron Sorkin direct magic? Mike
can't be right? Didn't sound right?
Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
But I'm sorry. Aaron Sort can do the social network
talking about Soberg?
Speaker 9 (01:39:35):
Oh, thank you?
Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
Yeah, Sort can do the social network.
Speaker 9 (01:39:44):
That was he also?
Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Did I remember he did an awful show in the
nineties called Sports Show or whatever it was. Well, yeah,
the Sports show he.
Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Did Molly's game. All right, a few good men.
Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Well, he was at the White House recently with Martin
Sheen and you know, some of the the cast members
from the West Wing because of the show's twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Yeah, then you get to go to the White House
for making a TV show about the Kim Kardashian visited
the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility near San Diego to
discuss prison reform. Met menz brother inmates, including Eric and
Lyley right right, cries. Yeah, So they focused on criminal
(01:40:26):
justice reform initiatives, including green Space, which is a prison
yard beautification project led by Lyle Menendez. Oh, by the way,
Eric is not a fan of the Netflix show. Yeah,
he says it's inaccurate portrayal of their lives and the
abuse that they endured.
Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
There was this one criticism of it saying it's nothing
but homo eroticism. That is absolutely accurate. Really really yeah,
Like they showered together and they showed like stuff that
might not even be verified or you know, is that
because Ryan Murphy just wants to believe.
Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
That you think, and this would be how about they
seemed better. Ryan Murphy was the one that was flirting
with Greg right.
Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Really.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
Yeah, we had him as a guest on the show
many many many years ago, like what almost twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
And yeah, he came in and he was infatuated with
Greg and then on the way out I had to
walk him out and he said, I just want to
let you know that you are delicious.
Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Yeah, all right, job.
Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
It would have been a professional husband.
Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I know.
Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I kept a man, such a baller right.
Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Now, keeping a man.
Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
He could have been a kept man man, which has
always been my dream man. Why wouldn't it be?
Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
It was right there for the taking.
Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
It's only worth a hundred million. By the way, Kim
Kardashian visiting the Menandez brothers. Is she a lawyer yet?
Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Yeah, she does a lot of prison Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
And then I know, I know, like when they said
about the beautification stuff, that is you know, you're thinking makeup,
but she's helping me, Like people know, she's helping people.
She's helping people like remove tattoos and stuff so they
can get no.
Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
No, no.
Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
This beautification thing, the yard beautification that was one of
the Menendez brothers that was part of the green Space
is a prison yard beautification program by Lyle Menenda. Oh, okay,
she apparently is not a lawyer. She put that dream
on pause.
Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
But the her going to the prisons that are also
like helping people like remove tattoos and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
But you know who can't plant flowers right now? Mister
and missus Menendez, well in a way they are so Yeah,
you've been you've been watching. Yeah, you're watching the Monsters
And is it good? I think it's good. I'm a
Ryan Murphy Homer. I think all his stuff is great.
He does a great job of mixing like the past
and the present and uh, recreating stuff that is so
(01:42:45):
accurate as far as the time period goes. It's well done.
From in the killing scene, it is so brutal.
Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
I thought the whole point was that the parents, the
dad was so horrible that they couldn't take it anymore.
And that's not really highlighted.
Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
And he's played by that dude who a Hobveyar Bardett. Oh,
he's so damn scary and good. It's great. How much
of it is actually true? I mean, according to Menendez,
not much, but it's when you watch it, it seems
about other people that were involved in the case, they
all seem real. The lawyers, the people.
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Who were actually involved, like they came out and said,
oh no, this is actually pretty good so far.
Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Only this Menendez guy.
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Yeah, I mean he.
Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
Can't be trusted.
Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
No, Yeah, what did you say, Gina, We were talking
about this and you said that Because Gina was Adam
Carolla's co host for eight years on his show, right.
Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
And he made me a believer on this one because
we were like, you know, he said we should let
him out. I'm like, what do you mean let him out?
They killed two people, he goes, You don't get it.
They're not serial killers. They killed the people they wanted
to kill. They're done killing. They're not going on a
killing spree. They're not gonna they're not danger to society.
Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
Yeah, they just handed out for their mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
That's exactly right, Adam.
Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
So that's the rule now, Yeah, just kill who you
want to kill.
Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
You keep them in when they're not when they're a
danger to the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
They're Yeah, they're just like killing people, are killing random people.
Those are the people who keep locked up.
Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
They did their thing.
Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
Therefore, you know, legal murder. Yeah, I mean you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Yeah, all right, time for your birthdays and Porno Birthday Show.
We're gonna it's shivery.
Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
We're gonna sit like it's shivery.
Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
And you know we don't do what We'll start with
the celebrities. Have your Birthday to Serena Williams, who is
forty three years old. You got Linda Hamilton who is
Sarah Connor. And the Terminator whose next year is going
to be a hell of a birthday. This year she's
sixty eight.
Speaker 9 (01:44:41):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
Zoe Perry Sheldon's mom on Young Sheldon is forty one.
Jim Caviezel, he was impassionate of Christ playing Jesus, which
somebody said, did you see uh this there might make
the passion of the Christ too.
Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
There's a and like he would be back playing Jesus.
Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
No way.
Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
Yeah, I feel like I saw something about that over
the over the last week, like some somewhat recently anyway.
Jim Caviezel is fifty six. The Resurrection, Yeah, Christina Milian
is forty three. Season Rojas from Los Lobos, the singer
of Los Lobos, Come On, is seventy and Jonathan Goldsmith
(01:45:23):
the most interesting man in the world. Those do dose
Eki's beer commercials.
Speaker 4 (01:45:28):
He's an actual person he's eighty six. No, he's not
a robot.
Speaker 15 (01:45:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:45:33):
Did you see anything about the patch of the.
Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Grist scouting locations apparently in production?
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
What happened after Jesus I came back?
Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
We're going to find out.
Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Yeah, you gotta watch the one two Electric Boogoloo. Yeah,
no spoilers. Today's porno birthday is Heather Vaughan, and she's
begged for more bones than a golden retriever.
Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
Yeah, and Greg, she's got a nose ring. Oh great.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
She's been in three hundred and twenty seven fine films,
including Bondage Tongue Bath. She was in Asian Party Sluts
Volume six. She was fantastic, and I know you love
my toes and arches my foot film for everybody, Hi, Greg,
pullside Lesbian Connections, Yeah, yeah, how she was in strap
On Dream Team volume one, and who can forget her
(01:46:17):
unforgettable role in Load Warriors volume two.
Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Amazing? All right, that's amazing, I.
Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
Know because Load Warriors Volume one was so good.
Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Yeah, I was hoping they come back and do another one.
Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Yeah, bigger, better, Yeah, Load Warriors.
Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Is this a part of the Mad Max franchise?
Speaker 3 (01:46:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
I actually think it's a Ryan Murphy. Oh that Ryan
Murphy joins. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Anyway, that is Heather Vaughan, who's thirty six years old today.
And that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that's a quick little look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment here on The Woody Show. We're
gonna take a quick break more Thursday Woody Show next,
hang on, Oh yeah, the Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Boiler wouldn't approve the wood Show.
Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
All right, Time to wrap up and get the hell
out of here, everybody. Thursday Morning in the books, hit
up the woodieshow dot com. Get caught up and everything
you missed today, including a round of The Woody Show Crossroads. Yeah,
what a bummer to lose some of these people. There's
so much fun. They're the anchor to our funship. Oh yeah, yeah,
(01:47:24):
so Crossroads today also a brand new Redneck news of course,
got caught up on all the trending news headlines, birthdays,
porn of birthday, entertainment stuff, all that on the Thursday podcast.
Just hit up the woodieshow dot com. Hey you guys,
tomorrow is Friday. Put up Friday on The Woody Show.
Got the fail Stories and a special round of the
(01:47:44):
d u i Q with Mike the show Killer Wow.
Since we were here, we're using the studios of our
affiliate here in Philadelphia at one O four five, the
Show Killer program director of the station.
Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
He'll be in for the du i Q.
Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Also, Get Ready to Laugh Menace is late night monologue
week in review that anything else that we can do
to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
as possible. We're doing it tomorrow Friday here on The
Woody Show. Yeah all right, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please, Yeah, never walk barefoot in a dog park.
(01:48:22):
I mean, I'm sure there's some places where you'd pay
good money that people like people get all mudded up,
like you're just like smearing mud on people.
Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
Yeah, Like, how's that like beneficial?
Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
I mean I've done that, you have, but not with
dog crabs.
Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
Not I'm saying, but like, you know, I'm sure that
people take like, uh, what's that truffles? Right? Like truffles disgusting? Yea,
Like they grow under pig turds, right, yeah, stuff out,
but they grow they grow underturds, sizer. Yeah, people pay
good money for disgusting stuff that's true. Yeah, I'm thinking
(01:48:58):
like there's there's probably some culture out there somewhere that, like,
by rubbing crap on your feet, it's maybe drawing the
toxins for something like that. Anyway, all right, thank you
very much, Greg Gory the hell out of here. Thank
you so much for giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it,
appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch back here on Friday. Have a great day,
(01:49:20):
s MD double M.
Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
I quit this bitch,
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