The Woody Show September 30th 2024 Podcast

Cheers and Jeers, Employee of the Month Nominees, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's doomed to the graphic nature of this program. Listener,
this question is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Good morning everybody. It is Monday morning. It's the beginning
of a brand new week. It is uh see it
is September the thirtieth, the last day of September. Tomorrow
starts MENACE's birthday. Min Yeah, right, let's go. Let's go
LFG September thirty, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
That is Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
What we've got, Greg Gory, there is Gina grad Good
morning to you, Gina. Sammy is here morning. Sea Bass
has not made his way into the office yet. He
spent the weekend at the Fulsome Street Fair in San Francisco.
I'm assuming he made it back. He's typically pretty good
about making it back on time. Every once in a while,

(01:31):
there's some there's something. We'll have the audio later in
the week. But the Falsemoon Street Fair is it's amazing.
It's basically a live sex show.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeahs like street Fair, which I don't believe is even
yeah yeah, yeah, because they hear they go, well, how
is that even allowed?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's oh no, it is yeah, and there's police right
there watching it. Yeah everything yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Anything.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Part is, you know, as somebody that lives in that
city for a very long time, is when you forget
that it is happening and you're just all righting street.
Oh there's fully full on sex acts happening right on
the street.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
And as Mena says, google it, yeah, google it, yeah,
fullsome f O L S O M. Street Fair And
that's that's where SeaBASS spent his his weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
And click images and just make sure.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Work yeah yeah, and prepare to horn yeah, because that's
that'll be an hr nightmare if you do that at work. Right.
But anyway, so Seabask not here, but we got bored.
We got Caroline, We got Morgan, who's our associate producer,
von our video producer here on the job this morning.
Thank you for being here. We got the phones open
at eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eight seven

(02:36):
weekend cheers and jeers coming up for you this morning.
Also the all the big trending news headlines. Got a
brand new redneck news. We'll get to some entertainment stuff.
We got the birthdays to Porno birthday. That's all coming
up before the end of the hour. You're on the
Woody Show. Speaking of human resources, when we were at
the iHeart Radio Music Festival, I was talking to this

(02:57):
one guy who works in our HR department. Oh, and
I was like, oh, yeah, I don't know we had
actual people anymore because every time there's anything with your
benefits or any kind of HR thing. Yeah, it's it's
like there's a QR code they have on these stickers
that are throughout the office that if you need HR,
you just scam that and reaches out and we fill
out a form and.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Type to the HR bought three thousand.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, it's really it's really goofy. But it was just
last week. It was Human Resource Professional Day, which you
probably didn't know unless you're in HR. But these are
the most common issues that get brought to HR. And
I was asking this guy, like, and he's more in
the technical side of things, so he's not the one
taking the complaints stuff. Because I said, what are some
of the really good stories? Yeah, the people, but don't

(03:41):
give me the names that I would love to hear.
He could share, Yeah, he could share as long as
it's not Yeah, yeah, you don't. Yeah you're not telling
who it is, but that actually might be a really
good not here to defend, but just kind of a
question for people about you know, what do you do
for a living cup? When we talked the people that
did service calls, what's the craziest house you ever walked into?
The most discussing house. So anyway, these are the most

(04:03):
common issues that get brought to HR. Poor communication, failure
to follow the rules, toxic negativity which seems kind of
vague like how would you because it's more arbitrary, but
something like one person considers to be toxic negativity is
nothing to another persons word, and then.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Gossip and growing a dollars that one apologies.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh yeah, also true. Just nine percent of HR professionals
managed to complete their daily to do list. But artificial
intelligence maybe coming to help because eighty one percent of
people in HR who use AI say it's had a
positive effect on their workload and interpersonal connections. But everybody's
got frustrations when it comes to work. These are the

(04:47):
most common when people are bitching to the HR managers.
This is not a complain about any one person, but
like when they're complaining about the company or what's going on.
Dissatisfaction with salaries Number one on the list.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Isn't that everybody at every job?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah? Number two lack of appreciation, poor work life balance,
which I think that's more on the individual. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like it's the same as living within the budget, right,
Like you have to really kind of go through and
find where you can maximize and prioritize.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Your time, right, you know, on the line.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, because a lot of people just aren't very good
at time managements. YEA, a lot of c constantly and
you know, they spend too much time on stuff that
doesn't matter, not enough time or rushing through things that
do matter. Number four lack of career advancement opportunities. That's
what people complain to HR people about about the company.
Dissatisfaction with the benefits. We're still waiting for our four
to one K mat to come back.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh bet remember I wrote down that I forgot what
the date was. You bet me five hundred bucks. It
wasn't back by this time. Yeah, we got to find
out what the day was. No, I wrote it down.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I know it's I know it's coming back. But as
far as when, ye, lack of support from leaders, low morale,
dissatisfaction with paid time off, lack of support from managers,
unrealistic expectations from clients or customers. I think just unrealistic

(06:14):
expectations is not something, but I would never go and
complain about it. Staying profitable and competitive industry, lack of
transparency from leadership sometimes the thing. Lack of connection within
the workplace, failing to evolve as workplaces and adopting new
ideas and systems. That tells me that these are the
people who want to work from home, and the companies

(06:35):
are like, Nope, you got to come into work. And
then poor values or culture, huh mean you want because
every company has got their mission statement right, and this
is what we believe in and this is what we're
in most companies I know, especially in the digital space,
to make the world a better place. There's always somewhere
in there something make the world a better place. Those words,

(06:56):
in particular are always those tech companies. For sure, Yeah,
the world.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
A better place, for sure?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
To clean up this rock.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, how about Look, we're here to provide a service
and to make a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I think that's every company on the planet. Why companies exist.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, you don't have to, you know, sugarcoat it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah. Does everybody ever like complain to HR about anything HR? No, No,
I have.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I literally don't know where to find it that I did.
I've considered it, but back like years ago.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
But it's like me, this is this is like the
whole calling the cops and where Sea Bass will call
the cops or report some of the HR the drop
of a hat and has it has, which is like
it would take a lot for me.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
To complain from him because he breaks a ton of rules.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I haven't
been here that long and I can already see him
being reported multiple times.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Right, Yeah, I think I would have to be assaulted
or something.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, it would have to be something really bad. Yeah,
something is the same, you know, can't just be some
vague like oh this person's mean poor work life balance,
yeah or whatever. You know, I don't understand, but there
are people who it's everything. And when you and I
learned this, when you file a complaint with HR, they
have to look into it. Yeah, they can't go oh

(08:11):
it is silly, and it's like they have to look
into every little stupid thing.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Oh yeah, they have to investigate.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And then like I've been on a couple of where
it's like somebody else is involved and uh, but yet
I was like either party to it or it happened,
you know, and it seems to part and they go, look,
this is really silly. We just have to kind of
go through the process here. So I'm gonna ask you
a couple of simple questions. I know what you're gonna
tell me, but this week we just you know, close
this up. All right, great?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, No, I've been pulled in to apologize to an adult.
Oh that's for saying something to their face on the radio,
that's right. Yeah, And how to say sorry? Or if
I didn't say sorry, you would have to advance further.
Oh No, it.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Doesn't make any sense because you force someone to apologize.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's what I've been saying.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, say you're sorry. No apoloiz Nopolis, you go sorry,
they go thank you did it for you?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
My apology My apologie was is I'm sorry it made
you feel that way?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
No apology eight seven seven forty four. Woody text us
two two nine eighty seven. More Woody Shows next, hang on,
you know the Woody Show.

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Speaker 2 (09:42):
Woody all right into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Monday morning, final day of September. Wow,
it is September, the thirtieth show, twenty four crazy. I'm Whatody.
That's Gina Grady. There's Greg Gory. Good morning men, Good
morning to you. Good morning wood There is Sammy sea

(10:05):
Bass is on assignment. Yeah. Sea Bass is coming back today.
He was at the Fulsome Street Fair in San Francisco
over the weekend, so it was all weekend cheers no
jeers for him.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So he'll have a comprehensive recap coming to Forest later
on in the week. This is like Sodom in Tomora,
the Fulsome Street Fair. Google, it just don't hit images.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
That's bad.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, you can see some of this stuff has been
written about it. I mean it's like people having sex
in the mill street. A lot of bodily fluids of
all kinds. Parties are being walked around with the leashes.
I mean, it's insane.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
And I'll be interested in the hotel that he stayed at,
because in San Francisco there's really no in between. It's
either a really nice hotel or early dumpy, really bad.
He probably went really dumpy, usually does really nice. He
doesn't care, but anyways, have some. He did send me
some preview clips to share with everybody this morning. Phones

(11:06):
are open eight seven seven forty four. Hit us up
with the text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, baby,
cheers and jeers. All right, weekend cheers in jeers.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I'll open it up to the room.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Who wants to start? I'll go all right.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
I think we had an amazing weekend. Got to hang
out with each other.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
We did.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, it was really and yeah that was Friday night.
We were at Dorney Park in Pennsylvania for an event
for our Philadelphia station.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
All one of four.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Five, so many fun things and then a lot of.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Really nice listeners like hard like over the top. Somebody
brought me like this garbage pail kid. Thanks so this
guy and his son. It's like their thing together. They
they do collectibles like cards and stuff, and they sent
them off to be raided yep, you know, and so
they get the official you know, grading have a great hand.
So like it's these garbage old kid poster cards which

(12:01):
came out forever ago, and it's in mint condition and
it's in like the the hard plastic cell case. And
somebody brought that. Somebody brought ahead. They own a bakery
and they made these custom what he showed those. Yeah,
but everybody was so nice.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Very nice and sugar.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
You can see it at the What Show on Instagram.
And then the weekend just continued to have fun things.
And I got to hang out with Morgan at a
football game. And Morgan has never been to a football
game before, and it was so funny to see somebody
experience it of any kind. Yeah, well NFL game that Yeah,
maybe that's okay. Maybe she'd been to a high school

(12:40):
and I don't know, but she's never been to an
NFL game and it was funny to, you know, to
see somebody experience it for the first time. And she
did like research the night before. I understand the game
and things like that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
It was fun to experience that with her, and so
I like that. And then my jeers, I don't know,
it's hard to have jeers because my gears are so dumb.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
It's a good sign versus yeah, versus.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Like everybody's going through a hurricane. So I don't want
to like talk about my jeers of like, oh, yeah,
I can't find this energy drink I want you know,
which is, by the way, the Ghost What is the
grape energy drink? I've been trying to find it for
like a week.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I saw you drinking the Ghost Swedish fish.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah, that's good. My favorite one is the Warheads one
and they came out with a Welcher's grape and I
just can't find it. So if you know where it's
sad people, let me know. But that's my jeers, which
is I know, terrible, But yeah, this is my weekend.
That's my weekend. Cheers and jeers. All right, weekend cheers
and jeers. Who's next next?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Go for it?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
So yes, my sub cheers is a lot like what
Mennis said, cheers to a great weekend. We spend what
twenty five twenty six hours a day together and it
went really well. I thought it was a fun, fun time.
But my main cheers is to klonipin. Wow, wow is
my new friend.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah see, I told Gina, I like, here we go.
You started to add.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
No, but the thing within is a Matthew Perry is
the following that's gonna be his ketamine. It does not
make you out of your mind. It does not make
you loopy, It does not make you act differently. All
it does.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Klonipa not a sponsor, but could be.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm on.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
All it does, been King. It kind of makes you
just not care. It's exactly what you said it would be, Jena.
It made time kind of go by faster. Sounds glorifying it.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
For somebody who's as bad at flying as Greg.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Is, this is a big deal. It's a huge, a
game changer. You're welcome, everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I know, life changer, life changer. But Mad cheers to Klonipan.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
He says, oh, I act normal, and I swear Sammy
and I witnessed like a little five minute window of
you being extra actually happy, which nothing is right.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yeah, that's great, right that that alcohol though.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Probably the mixture which is probably not recommended.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
But but Greg is often in a good mood.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
He was, he was sloopy, but he was extra happy.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
He was a relaxed yeah, but that's.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yeah, which is awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
So the clon made me realize that I didn't have
to be in a NonStop panic, right, So it made
me happy.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It's like if you have a nervous dog and you
like drug them or give them a little CBD to
go get their nails cup, there's no reason for them
to be in terror and to and to bother everyone
around them.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Just everybody just chill.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Just life changing.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
And along with men's not being able to find a
great energy drink, jeers too, and I had a hard
time finding a Jeers as well. Jeers to hotel eggs,
I think they're powder if.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
That is even They sometimes they add stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like I think there are powdered eggs. Oh so weird.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
They had eggs available at the hotel. Oh yeah, like
the breakfast Yeah right, I was like, that's six packs
of the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
No, the breakfast eggs. They were so weird. Did I
eat it? I did thither the liquid ones, you know,
I mean yeah, they just poured onto a you know,
griddle and just kind of mix it all up.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's why you can only do scrambled, right, you know.
But these were like in these weird triangles shape.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Really flappy.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, okay, are not good.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I hate them, but I think those are the ones.
They just kind of heat. Yeah, they already come into
those like little shape, you know, like the folded over kind.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Of And they're probably the previous days eggs as well,
maybe the prettiest powder.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Tell me what you want for an included breakfast exactly
not powdered, that's for sure. All right, GENI grad cheers
and jeers again.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
We had the best time ever. And is it possible.
I don't want to make new rules.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
I guess I could do a sub cheers because I
had a tie one with you guys in one without
you guys. I have to say my with you guys
cheers was the car ride from the casino to the hotel.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
All right, this is a this last Thursday, we had
an event again in Philly with one of four five
and it was a sublime show at Parks casus Aw.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, it was getting it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Was getting back from the casino. On the way back
to the hotel, somebody said, and this is this is
a person who's been around a lot of like wildly
inappropriate obscene things. They said it was the most inappropriate
obscene conversation they've ever been witnessed to, but not in
a bad way because we were all having a great time.
Oh yeah, so much fun.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Oh yeah, I think Menace may have some blackmail video.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
No, no, I told everybody to stop that. Oh good god.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, that was insane.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
My my, my big cheers was my anniversary dinner with
my husband. We postponed because I spent my anniversary.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
With you lovely people, which was great.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
As you should.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
Yeah, and then uh, and then went home for a
quick nap, cleaned up, and went to a beautiful dinner
with my husband, which was awesome.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
My years.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Is this the yeah, because Greg always likes to make
the joke, Is this the one time of year he
gets a blowy? This is gonna be ANNs birthday. It's
just rare. Yeah, he always makes fun of straight couples.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
No, you're right, but this is the saddest thing ever.
I was so tired, I said, Yo, can we just
can you just give me like another sixteen hours?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
And I fell asleep watching.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Sister Rock.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Fancy Dinner.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
I was yeah, big meal tired, but he don't worry.
He got his Everybody's fine, Okay, thank you. The jeers
is we got to curb this travel because I gained
four pounds.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, no one's telling me you gotta eat like an
a hole.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, but there's.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Food, there's no yeah, there's no choice, Like, what are
our choices?

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Like powdered eggs, sausage and Philly cheese steaks.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
But to be honest, this was actually a lot lighter
than normal. What yeah, oh yea with our travel for sure, Yeah, yeah,
for sure. Oh but way lighter.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You just gotta make choices. You gotta make better choices, Gina,
what yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:22):
What choices?

Speaker 9 (19:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh I'm gonna sit in there.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
I'm not going out with you guys for cheese steaks.
I'm gonna see if I can scraunge up some celery sticks.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah, if you're not concerned about it. Sounds like that's
what you might need to do a little sacrifice.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Maybe I will call the.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Woody Show forty Yeah usually, oh that's actually true. That
is a well established, well documented Oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah, especially coming in like right around MENACE's birthday month.
Oh no, it's probably better to travel.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
It's a tidal wave of food.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Okay, I'll be prepared.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah. Well, the rest of this week, we're gonna be
in Dallas.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeah, you know, if they don't have any good food there.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Oh wait, oh Texas State Fair. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah wait yeah Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
Yeah, my cheers obviously is very similar hanging out with everyone.
We had so much fun and just to doing things.
I feel like I kept moving. I mean, yes, it
was exhausting, and me and Menace went on adventures and
that was fun. I'm glad that we got out and
did things around Philly. And then as soon as I landed,
I my friend was who normally lives about five hours away,

(20:25):
was only an hour and a half away from me.
So as soon as I landed, I drove to see
her and hung out with her family, and I'm.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
So glad that I did.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
I was exhausted, but you know, I lived like Menace
this weekend.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
And it was nice. It was fun, right, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, that's good for somebody who really never gets out.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Yeah, I know, and that's why I decided to just
you know, for it. And my jeers is to everybody
that was working at the airport. They were the angriest
group of people that I've ever interacted with in my life, right,
and they were not help They wouldn't help you with anything.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
If you asked a question, they wouldn't help you. They
wouldn't answer it.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
What can I help are you looking for?

Speaker 11 (21:05):
Well?

Speaker 10 (21:06):
I needed like the tag needed to be put on
my bag when I was checking it, and I was
kind of asking your questions and she was like, just
peel the sticker. So then I peel it and the
wrong one came off, and she was like, you need
to do it at the yellow line. And I'm like, okay,
So then I do that and I stick it on
and I'm like, wait, so do I need to keep
this because it's.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Like the tag that yeah, that's your receipt.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
So now my bag is sitting on there, the tag
is already on it, and I'm holding up the smaller
one and I say do I so do.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
I need to keep this one?

Speaker 10 (21:33):
And she goes the directions are on the sticker and
I was like, the sticker's already stuck together on my
back path, Like, person, you.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Do this like every other minute?

Speaker 10 (21:45):
Can you just answer my question and be nice, and
she could not, and her manager was standing right behind
her with a dead stare, not concerned, doesn't care about anything.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Nobody was nice.

Speaker 10 (21:54):
And then somehow, when I pulled my boarding pass from
the check in, I ended up with somebody else's boarding
pass and like mine and somebody else who left theirs
in before me. So when I got when I was
going through security, that's when I noticed that I had
somebody else's boarding pass. So she scans mine, checks me,
and then I was still standing there because I was

(22:14):
holding up the other one to tell her, and she
was like, you're done, you need.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
To move, and I was like, I.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Don't know, I thought it.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
She was like oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
She was basically angry at you, fir, saying, hey, I
found somebody else's boarding.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yes, and then you need to go.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
There was a young couple right behind Sammy, like a
young like college kids, and they they're like next and
they went up together and the check behind the window
goes looks at the girl goes, are there two of you?
And she's like no, and then she looks at the
boy and goes, do you have your own? I d
and it goes Then one at a time next, and

(22:55):
I was like, everybody a.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Wow, because they're I mean, you gotta figure that's one
of those jobs where it's it's not like, uh, make
the customer happy, like they're not working for us or
like you know, they're like we're not their customer, you know,
so they don't they don't have tos A not ts
a like we thank you for flying the airline employee.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
Sure, I will say we had a flight attendant who
was probably the nicest flight attendant I had ever encountered on.

Speaker 7 (23:29):
That same flight. So everybody at the airport horrible flight attendants.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
So nice, fantastic also all balanced out. Yeah, weekend cheers
and jeers. My cheer was definitely that I got a
little bit of an opportunity to hang out with with
my mom and my stepdad. That was that was nice.
Just got a chance to hang out. Don't get to
see her all the time. Yeah, the jeers is that. Man,
I've been thinking, like, man is the universe just like

(23:54):
crapping on me like left and right, and and Gina's
been witnessed to number of the things like once I
mentioned her, She's like it's from big things to little
things and all things in between. But then I got
that perspective, like we get with the first world problem
that sucks. Stories. I was talking to my mom and
my mom needs to have another hip replacement surgery.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
My god, is this the third one?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yes, because she had one that was originally done that
the doctor's messed up. They had to have a revision surgery,
which is very much involved. That got messed up, but
now the other hip needs to get replaced, and so
it ruined, it ruined her plan trip to come see
the kids, and so that's got to get postponed. Hopefully
this will, you know, be it like hopefully, like once

(24:38):
this one's done, it goes very routine and you know,
four six weeks she'll be fine. But man, it was
like some really good perspective. How do we find the
best person in the country for that? I know, that's
what I said, right, That's what I said. But you know,
so just you know, because my mom feels, you know,
she gets older, you know, it's like John got so
many good years. Yeah, and she feels between COVID and

(24:58):
all the other stuff that she's surgery another surgery and
now like just time is just being stolen, right, And
so I feel I feel awful for you.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, it's crazy that you say that, because I was
just thinking about you know, COVID and the COVID times
and I go, man, I feel like I got so
robbed of time.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah, well imagine, you know, imagine you're roll older, yeah,
like seventies and yeah, you know, it's like damnable.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
So that was that was definitely the jeers, but the
cheers definitely outweighed the the jeers part of it. And
just being you know, as busy as we were. I
think everybody summed it up very nicely. As busy as
everything is between going to Vegas for the iHeart Festival
and then Philly and now Dallas this week, it's like
boom boom boom and continuing to do the show, which

(25:44):
is a lot of moving pieces. And I thank bort
tremendously for all the stuff that that he's doing to
keep it, to keep it rolling, and Morgan everybody who's
doing their part, like you know, back at headquarters to
just keep it rolling.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
So Vegas like three months ago.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
It feels yes, yeah, someone like that. We're gonna take
a quick break. Hopefully your weekend was great. We're back
at it for a brand new week. Hit us up
with a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
You can also call in eight seven seven forty four Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody, welcome back.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
He might look cute and guttaly they are very mean
spirited way back.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Everybody's show not mean spirit at all. How dare you?
Got a nice text here from Justin, Texan from the
ninety five Morning with the Show listen every morning. Love
you guys, you're the best morning show ever. I'm bad,
I'm babe.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Thanks Justin.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Super nice end of the month, and it kind of
crept up on me and I realized, like, we got
to get some nominees for the Woodie Show Employee of
the Month for September. That's right, So I will be
accepting your nominees tomorrow. I will announce the winner. That
person gets that very fancy plaque wich. Hey, Sammy, good news.
You get to take your platform with that really cool pitch.
Yeah yeah, get to hang that somewhere dominant in your house,

(27:01):
you know. And then yeah, right next to the Billy
Joel photo. Yeah, hang it up. We're on your door.
So people say yea, yea on the way out. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
and also a winner of sixty nine Catch Noise and
hopefully I mean this point we're getting toward the end
of the year where whoever has the most month or
employee the month wins will get a month's worth of

(27:24):
salary noise as a grand prize.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, And because like you know, my policy, like if
you're going to leave a tip for the bartender, got
to make sure you wait till they see it. Money
comes out of my pocket. So yeah, yeah, that's not
the company front that money.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Please what pase tell me you write that off?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Please?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, I can't write them no. I've been going back
and forth with the companies, you know over like some
of this. We do a lot of extra work for
a lot of our stations, and it's to the point
where it's like there's so much to do that I've
hired some extra people over the last four years. I've
been hanging them out of my own pockets. I mean,
it's considerable amount of money, you know, when you wrap

(28:04):
everything up, it's stuff that the company should be paying for.
But I wanted to do a proof of concept right
that it would work, and you.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Know, for four years, for four years.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah. Yeah, well no, I wanted to give it some time.
I want to see if it was sustainable. Like anyway,
So for the last four years, I've been paying tons
of money so we can do a lot of extra work,
which I finally went to the company. I said, hey,
I would like you guys to share in some of
this expense because they're the ones benefiting from it.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
And uh and they go, oh, well, yeah, no, we're
just doing you know, they always have.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
There's like a couple different things they keep saying, well,
you know, blah blah blah blah blah. Oh well let
me let me, let me run it by. I'm gonna
get with this part. I'm gonna get And this has
been going on for over a month, right, And so
finally I put it into it. I sent an email
yesterday I said, hey, uh, you know, uh, today's the
last day of this oh wow. Yeah, and then after
that we're moving on yeah uh and and you know

(29:01):
it's so what it means is gonna be a lot
less work for us. Yeah, and so that if the
company doesn't care, why do I care? And so it's
it's one of those if I'm gonna spend money I'd
rather spend money on employee the month, absolutely like something
that you know, people are working hard for the show.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Right, not please you to work here?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Like why am I?

Speaker 12 (29:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Why am I paying you to work more? Yeah? And
I wasn't even asking them to cover the whole nut
like I still would have been on the hook for
about thirty grand a year. I'm asking him to cover
a part of it. It's it's ridiculous crazy anyway, But
I'm happy to pay out these sixty nine dollars prizes
and to the whoever ends up winning for the year,

(29:41):
their they're a month's salary.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
But I do need some nominees. Does anybody have a
nominee that to submit?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, Greg Gord do right out of the gate.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I have got to go with good old board bored
so just to spare all the boring details behind the scenes,
crazy busy time for him, and for the first time
in a long time, he made me laugh so hard
that he came out eulogized, man.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
You mean like the like for the first time long
time he said something funny or like you pee. Well,
he says plenty of things that are funny. Oh, he
says lots of things that are funny, but it makes
me laugh. But his eulogy to Sea Bass when and
I memorized the line, f off and die you bald
af but you're already dead, so f off.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
It was so good I committed it to memory.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
It was so glorious, it was so fun and.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh it was just wonderful.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
That on top of just just having this crazy, uh
busy time for him.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Uh, it's gotta be bored, all right, so bored, bored.
Who would you like to nominate? I'm so he watches everybody.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
I like a hawk, the detriment of everybody.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I was in between.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
From an on air standpoint, Greg Gory is still sharing
so many personal stories that are just always hilarious, but
also from a behind the scenes standpoint, I think I'm
going to sway that way this month and go with
Vaughn von Okay, because anything that I've needed this past month,
whether it was you know, getting all the best stuff
together or for the most requested you know a week

(31:18):
that we had, or everything with you that's right, was
that was the beginning of this month. Yeah, it feels
like six months ago, i know, or just everything with
you guys being out of town. Vaughn has been there
at a moment known as anything that I need, all
the extra hours, he's there helping out, So I'm going
von Oh and and he came in extremely high the
last time we did this.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Comes in extremely high almost.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Every day, which adds to it because it's away comedic factors.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yes, and Vaughn is always a team player for sure.
Medicine get your vote.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Oh yeah, I was actually torn for three between all
those three people that were mentioned. Greg Gory. Again, I
like to peruse our YouTube page and see whose name
pops up the most throughout the month, and Greg definitely
contributed to a lot of the on air topics. And
then uh, you know, uh, Van is so versatile on
everything and he's a great helper. But I do have

(32:08):
to go Bort because he does have to coordinate everything
that's uh that's put together throughout the month, and it
has been a really, really long month. So sims my vote.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Yes, I'm also going with Bort for all the same
reasons that everybody is saying. All the stuff he does
behind the scenes, everything that we've been doing this month
has been Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
And the eulogy, I mean that finalized everything.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Also the facts he came in here with those daggers
for a sea bass, like what. A couple of days
before the eulogy he was ready to go.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I was a little scared. I thought he might shoot
the place up and burn the building down.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
When you what he looked at for and goes, we're cool, right,
should we leave?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
At least I don't look like a nine year old
ball dude who wants to bang his cousin.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
How many times did you listen to that guy?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Listened to a lot waiting for the podcast.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Well, as you know, I'm very very new here, so
I know that Bort is amazing and does all this stuff,
but I don't know exactly the extent of everything. And
I know that the reason I'm going to nominate. You
guys already know this, But I got my first look
into the hustle. So I'm gonna go with Menace because
just seeing him constantly working, which is his fun, I realized,

(33:27):
like he it's like you're like a shark.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
You never stop moving, and it's very impressive to me.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
What about you Morgan?

Speaker 12 (33:35):
Yeah, mine's between Menace and Board as well. But I
think I gotta go Bort, and I'm kind of similar
to Greg. For the first time in a long time,
I had some wetness come out.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
I literally cried laughing.

Speaker 12 (33:51):
I didn't see myself, fortunately, but yeah, shout out to Bord.
That was hilarious and it works really hard.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I don't have a microphone set up where Vaughns were.
You want to peek your head out there, bored and
just yell at him, ask who ask who he's voting for?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
All right, he's a he's yelling right now, he.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Says, Bort bored, right, yeah, yeah, all right. Listeners, from
your perspective, this is like for more like the behind
the scenes thing is we can speak to that. But like,
as a listener, who would you think, just as someone
who's listening to the show and uh, the podcast and everything,
who would you say would have been the employee of
the month for this past month of September? Text your

(34:31):
vote over to two two nine eight seven. I'll take
all that in consideration along with my own opinion, and
I will have a decision for you Tomorrow's who's the
September what a show? Employee of the month. But I
gotta say there's there's been a lot going on. I
think everybody on the team has done like a really
great job. Like everybody there, I can't think of one
person who hasn't really stepped up nice, So I do.

(34:53):
I do appreciate that great which the company would step
up a little bit, you know what I'm saying back?
All right?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Uh, we're talking weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Somebody said on the text over to two to ninety seven.
It's from the six to soho two weekend cheers and jeers. Cheers.
I found a great Indian spot for lunch. You couldn't
wait to get home and relax on our brand new
just delivered that morning couch.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
I know, I know you like that.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Greg, that's so fun. Jeers. Well at said lunch. Our
six year old dog, uh barfed all over the new couch.
I guess she doesn't like the new couch.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Dogs. I had to switch to the love Sacke couches. Yeah,
because they're washable. It's been a lifesaver.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
About that, Greg, What do you think about a couch
that is washable? I know you don't like the ones
that plug in. That's my number had cup holders, God
underlighting you couch? I do we have it like in
the room where the the kids hang out because of
that same kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
It's like you can just easily.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, although I find that we don't even take the
stuff off because it's a pain in the ass to
get those things off. Yeah, get them back on. So
like we just have somebody come over, like the people
that will steam things. Yeah, and they'll and they'll clean
it that way.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
It's it's much better than for me taking all that
crap off, washing it put it all back together.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I don't disagree, but once you get it down, you
become an expert.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
And I don't think I want to be an expert.
If my wife wants to mess around with that, you
can do that.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
And I'll say this, I I'm not trying to get
them to be a sponsor. But like, because ever since
I've had them, and I've had love Sack for a
number of years, customer service absolute nightmare. Like I've never
got like my couch perfectly put together ever really since
i've had it. Yeah, like the covers, the ordering is wrong,

(36:55):
all that kind of Oh.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
It's it's because putting those things together they call it kind.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I never got the right pillows for it or anything,
and like, uh, I reckon, I felt so bad. I
recommended it to our friend Joe Coy Oh no, and
so he's like, oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna buy this.
This is awesome, right, So then he spends a ton
of money buys it, and they said, your couch has
been delivered because he called. He's like, it hasn't been

(37:23):
here for like a couple of weeks. They delivered it
to a different house.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Okay, somebody got I mean Joey is one of the
most generous people.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yes, yes, but I mean for dogs it's been great.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, Or that you just don't let the dogs up
on the couch in our house, you had no dogs
on the furniture, including the bed. And you love this
dog this I was sooner sleep on the floor if
I want to sit there and lay with her and
then for her to be in my bed, I'd rather
lay on the floor. They're on the tile.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Absolutely, yeah, because like when that's the thing, it's like
then you can't even sit down in your own house
because then you gotta get up and get all the
fur off.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
If you can leave the house.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Here's a life hack. Just get a dog. That's all black.
You don't see it.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh okay, well there's a there's a hack eight seven
seven forty four Wooding, what if you have white betting?
Hit us? Some of the text over to two to
nine eighty seven. The Woody Show returns in a second show,
This is the Hoodie Show, and we're into another new hour.
It's September, the thirtieth final day of September twenty twenty four.

(38:31):
Wooding Great Cory Venice hid Hey, Sammy's here. Mary Sea
Bass is on location.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
He's on assignment.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
He's on assignment.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
He is on his way back from the fulsome Street
Fair that was in San Francisco over the weekend. In fact,
this hour, I'll play a couple of these little You
sent me some preview clips, so some of these whack
jobs that he was conversating with with the fulsome Street Fair.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
If he doesn't come back in shaps, I will be disappointed.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
The best it was when we found one of our
bosses and uh.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, he was there at this like booth where they
were songing a bunch of stuff and he was looking.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
At cod pieces.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
He was in the background like, Dave, is that you dude? Yeah,
Dave was the original show killer. Yeah, Dave the show killer,
and then he was nothing compared to when we met Mike.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And then Mike really.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Ramped it up.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
He took the title.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
I thought Dave liked having Dave the dream program director,
like you know, a couple of times a week. Mike
was every day. Oh yeah, every minute Mike.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
I know, this is an might be an unpopular opinion.
Mike is such a nice guy.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
With the outside of work.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
But that's what we've always said that, like Mike said,
Mike's a great guy, he's just a terrible program director.
That's like that. That's that's the thing that when you're
working with him officially at a business standpoint, like.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just talking like personally it's great.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Anyway, so we'll have somebody of the preview clubs. We've
got some of the trending news headlines coming up for you.
And here it is a brand new redneck news show.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
If you got three cars with the total of zero wheels, Nick.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
News and today's Redneck News is from Benton County, Arkansas,
where you got a couple so they've got an idea
to sell their two month old baby to a guy
at a campground for one thousand bucks and a six
pack of beer. Oh wow, so one of the people

(40:36):
there at the campground, they're the ones that called the cops.
This one fellow named Ricky Crawford, had earlier in the
day offered to take the baby for the night in
exchange for several cans of beer. Now, Ricky, who appeared
heavily intoxicated, confirmed that he had taken the baby from
the couple. He wasn't interested in buying. He was just
trying to help, Like, all right, these people are trying
to sell their baby. Maybe if I you know, oh here,

(40:56):
you know what, I'll look after the baby tonight. I'll
do it for a few beers. And again he was
really wrecked.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It is a campsite or a campground, so I'm imagining
most people are either high drunk or both.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Anyway, according to the cops, the guy who they convinced
to buy the baby had even drew up an agreement
with a receipt which the couple signed. It granted custody
of their baby to this dude in exchange for money,
and it included a disclaimer that the buyer wrote on
They're saying after signing this. There will be no changing

(41:27):
y'all choose mind. And they also had agree.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
To never contact him again, like you're not gonna come
back and change a'all mind.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
God, so legal document the baby you had to hold up.
The baby's gonna be fine now in the care of
the Arkansas Department of Human Services. The parents they're arrested
taking to jail facing a bunch of different charges, and
when asked why they were trying to sell their baby
for beer money, they said, quote, it was not working
having three dogs and a baby sell the baby. Wow, yeah,

(42:02):
so dogs. That's from Benton County, Arkansas, where a couple
at the campground was arrested for trying to sell their
baby for beer and money.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
And that is today's red nick.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I forgot there was their mugshots. Somebody, uh you know
practice joke where they showed the mug shots and they
asked which one asked for the beer and then dude,
so red, Yeah, I've not seen you have it the
shot he has a bullet.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Yeah, And I apologize. I don't know all the legal
ease is it? You're supposed to stay no change in
y'alls to his minds.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
That's that's legal yeah, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
There will be no changing y'all's tow's minds. That's an option.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was in the drop down,
then it's.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Like reading Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, hello to The Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (42:59):
Chris Bardie here with a video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory.
I love respect and I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass.
Let's spend the weekend in Santa Barbara. I have a
wide selection of cabernets to choose from.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
All right, welcome back. Hey we are Sea bass free
today because oh no, he is on assignment. He spent
the weekend in San Francisco at the Fulsome Street Fair.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Don't google image it, but you can google to see
what it's all about. It's basically just a sex and
fetish fair, like you have a regular street fair in
any other city. Yeah, there's vendors and people like to
It's just like that, except it's sodom and gomar. There
are people doing sex stuff right in the middle.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Of the streets.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, there are people doing water and mud sports.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I mean, it's it's you wouldn't think it was real people.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
You think it would be highly illegal, But yeah, yeah,
but it's not and it has been happening every year, have.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
You guys been.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I wouldn't go with him.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I wouldn't go with mile all that. Yeah, there's stuff
flying through the air.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
There's one house that sits on the corner of this intersection,
and there are people that hang out below, like in
the Charlie Brown Christmas special where they're catching snowflakes with
their tongue. Their mouth is open, they're looking to the sky,
and there are people in the window on the second
floor releasing out of that window, and that's of the

(44:31):
people down below are hoping to catch. Yeah, I mean,
it's it's sodom and Gomora is so pray.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Imagine you're going to your farmer's market and this.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Sea be's gonna have a full comprehensive recab forest a
little bit later on in the week, but he did
send over some what he calls teaser clips from some
of the people. And somebody had mentioned this over the
last couple of days, thinking that SeaBASS secretly likes dudes
touching him. Yeah, somebody else even brought that theory up, right,
And so he's been going round and so that's what's
happening here he's at the Fallstom Street Fair and some

(45:06):
other guy is grabbing his package.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Then I have to touch it right now. Now you
are touching my Ah, yes, I am right now. It's small,
it's okay. I know they're just gonna be bigger in
a while.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
That's so nice. Hi, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
Okay, nice exchange, neighborly.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
You know there's touching. This one is slapping, and.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
How she's also slapping your periodically?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Well, it's accepting.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I like it's it probably draws attention to myself and
of course I height at tension.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Really I like it nowhere this one I just simply
titled taste.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It could taste also two different ways, some exact.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We sometimes call ourselves.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
We'll take it no matter what.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Some are very particularly.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
They want it strong, they want it mild. They want it,
you know, no coffee. You know our jokes about being
horrible at right and pineapple juice. If you want it
to taste great. Yeah, I'm surprised that guy's still alive.
That's a repeater, dude, he's interviewed him before. Yeah, okay, yeah,

(46:15):
oh my god. Yeah, I'm shocked. That he's alive.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
So what are the odds that Sea Bass has really
taken one for the show and really experiencing the street
fair if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Taking one for the show, yeah, or like, oh, I'm
here covering for the show, but I'm really enjoying myself.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Almost accurate method actic, Like Gina doesn't even know what
I'm talking about, like did like But but I think
what she's implying is did he experience the pool this year?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I don't think so. Well, guy, this guy sets up
a baby pool and people will sit in the pool
while other people are like as an outhouse, yeah, as
a porta potty.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
How is this allowed?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Exactly? That's what we were saying at the beginning there
watching the whole thing. Oh yeah, the cops are. There
was one photo that I saw from years ago when
somebody went and there's a there's two cops standing there
kind of like against the wall, just kind of monitoring
the crowd. Meanwhile, right next to them is one guy
leaning up against the wall just like the cops are,

(47:24):
and another guy down below servicing him.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah, right next to the cops.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
It must be Grandfather.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
It's like the sexual purge rightly.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
There's also another party we don't even talk about. But
there'll be like bands that you've heard of that will
play during this time.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Paycheck's a paycheck? Yes you five, says Sea Bass loves
this weird ish. He is such a creeper, he does.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
He loves going to all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Doesn't like the creeper stamp though.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, it's it's like if a MENISAA had to go
cover a food festival. I guess I'll go, yeah right.

Speaker 13 (47:59):
Here.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
One about injuries. How do you keep yourself from any
kind of internal injuries? So good, loop, lots of practice.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
It's it's a muscle like any other. Oh okay, so yeah,
you gotta work it out to work that muscle. But
is there any lesson to be had?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
What are some of the cool things you've seen at
the fair today?

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Naked people, naked people?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
And what's the lesson you've learned from the fair today?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Be more naked? Naked?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Be more naked?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Well it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
It's just a bunch of freaks and attracts freaks. It's
four freaks. Yeah, it's the fulsome street fair.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh bored, I didn't even know this. I'm looking on
their website fulsome street dot Org. Uh. They had live
wrestling there as well.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Wrestling, Yeah, wrestling.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Let's go kind of wrestling. Probably mud wrestling, but not
the mud that you're thinking that mean, definitely more Fulesome
Street Fair.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
Maybe maybe I'll get the you know, the bleacher seats
instead of the front road for that one.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, you want to splash Yeah, you don't want to
be in the shamous splash down on that for sure.
All right, Well that's something to look forward to when
Sea Bass comes back.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
If he comes back, he might we might have lost
him to the street maybe.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Yeah, maybe he is a survivor, you know, maybe he
drowned in that pool four what he one can hope, right, Greg,
is that what you're hoping for? It's like Greg's dream. Well,
then we're going to have to have actual eulogies.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
Yeah, true, he just replay, bor, we just replay.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
When we did that, people did come in online. They
thought it was sad that we were so mean a
Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Oh yeah, because yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, he's he's the got to be taken seriously and sincerely,
right yeah, and he doesn't understand being mean, right.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Yeah, at all?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Has tortured Sammy. No, Greg to the verge of suicide. No,
not one day.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
We should feel bad.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
We're show.

Speaker 13 (49:59):
A right.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
A couple of the the trending news headlines for you.
Obviously a lot of talk about the hurricanes rndous Helene.
The fallout continues, as yesterday afternoon, there were still more
than a thousand people in North Carolina that were still missing.
At least eighty nine people are dead. I mean, it's bad.
The flooding, the damage left millions of people without power.

(50:21):
I just saw an updated it's one hundred and eight
people dead. Now, oh really wow. This reporter for Fox Weather,
you see this guy. He was all over social media
this weekend. He was doing his report on the air,
and he stopped to save this woman who was in
this car that was in the flood. This happened in
Atlanta on Friday after the hurricane tore through. So he

(50:43):
called nine to one one told her, hey, five fires
are on the way, but she's still yelling for help.
So he waded in and he carried her out. That's
a hero of the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Here's the clue coming. You're good, You're good.

Speaker 11 (51:00):
It's it's it's a situation told my reaction, am like
I did my I did my part already, you're coming,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, I'm still not good.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
And it's it's it's a situation.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
We will get back to you in a little bit.
I'm gonna go see if I can help this lady
out a little bit more. You guys all right? So
he he went out there and uh got her out
of the car and then brought her, you know, to safety.
Are you guys okay? Yeah, we are. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
We put her in the car. She was cold. I
gave him my shirt.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Her husband's going to pick her up.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
The fire truck came. They're good.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Everyone's good. Let's get back to it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, wow's man right there on our friend Ryan Hoppy.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Uh no, we haven't checked in it. Let me check.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I texted that and get back and it says not
vacations are silent. So hopefully he's alive, Okay, hopefully Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
A lot of celebrity deaths over the last few days,
starting with Maggie Smith. She was eighty nine years old.
No word on the cause of death, but her family
said that she died peacefully at the hospital. She'd been
around working forever, but her two most prominent roles were
her also her most recent on her resume. She was
Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter movies and Violet Crawley

(52:16):
on Downton Abbey.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
The Dowija Countess.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Chris Christofferson, the country singer and actor, has died. He
was eighty eight. He died peacefully at his home, surrounded
by family in Maui. They didn't reveal a cause of death.
But you know, eighty eight years old.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
It's not like his parachute didn't open.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, there's a guy to you.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
There was a guy who worked at one of those
boarding schools that I went to, who I've kept in
touch with here randomly throughout the years, and he was
I think the world's biggest Chris Christofferson fan, really, and
so I had a text him yesterday. He kind of
lives halfway off the grid. Wow, Like he very very
rarely surfaces. But I'm like, hey, man, just in case
he ever checked your text.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Messages, let you know, you know what weird.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
I never knew this, And it's sort of a fun
fact about Christosofterson. Do you know he wrote me and
Bobby McGee that Jennis Joplins only never went hit.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yes, I did no idea.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
John Ashton, the actor who played Sergeant Taggart and the
Beverly Hills Cop movies, has died tag Dog. He's been
battling cancer. He was seventy six years old. They just
did that was a remake of Yeah Netflix. He was thinking, oh,
that guy's still alive. He was in that. He was
in over two hundred screen in stage productions a year career.

(53:29):
I thought that was his only movie, including three of
the Beverly Hills Cop movies and finally Drake Hodgson or
hoaxon It's a soap Star. He was on Days of
Our Lives for like a billion years. Apparently he has died.
He was only seventy. According to his family, he had
been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which is, yeah, that's that's
not good when you get diagnosed with that. I mean,

(53:50):
like you get diagnosed with any cancer, not good, but
pancreatic that's real. That's tough to come back from. I'm
the least surprising news of the day. Caitlin Clark is
the WNBA's rook Key of the Year. Also, do you
see this thing with the Broncos running back this Tyler
bidet No. He clapsed on the sidelines during their game
against the Jets yesterday, which is like the worst game

(54:11):
is like ten to nine. Final story. It happened shortly
after he took a hit to the back. He was
taken away on a stretcher, and I looked into it
this morning, see if there's an update.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
They say he's.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Got movement in all his extremities and the expectations he's
going to be fine. Okay, So I'm not sure exactly
what happened, but because because when you when you see
the hit, it didn't look that bad and he got up,
you know, and they they got him off the field
or he came off the field and he clapsed on
the sideline, and so yeah, I mean, I don't know,

(54:43):
like some kind of like spinal thing or whatever, but doe,
that sucks.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
How much longer do you guys think that football will
be around?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
What do you mean a long time? The most popular sport.
It's bringing in the bajillion That thing right there alone,
the bajillion dollar part is why.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
It's going to be around for it because you hear
about CT.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And oh yeah, getting rid of football are you high?
Are you trying to wish it away?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
People can die? Okay, yeah I had.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
That thought yesterday as I'm sitting there watching football.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I'm like, man, this is great.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, it's like it's fall. It's like a fall thing.
You're like, you're watch it and like you know, the
pregame show and you're watching your games or red zone channels.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Kind of zoning in, zoning out. Comforting, so comforting.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I love it. I love it. It's the best.

Speaker 11 (55:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
There's a gross video going around online of as all
called poocano.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Do you see this China? I saw that as the street.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Right, Yeah, some sewage pipes exploded and it sent human
waste thirty three feet up in the air. You soaked
everything nearby vehicles, people just covered in coca brutal.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, they're call it the poo caano.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Not good.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Oh yeah yeah this looks I mean, always look at
the feet in the air.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I saw the video not reading any of the captions,
not even realizing what it was. I thought it was
an explosion like a big rig, not a rock or something.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
It's oh wow, that's great. Yeah, wow comes it even
more now.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
It looks like a fire. Yeah yeah, Wow, so great,
that's just.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
And finally, a thirty seven year old man cut off
his own penis with an axe after taking a hefty
dose of psychedelic psychedelic mushrooms. Oh, the doctors they were
able to reattach it. My question, does it still work
after something like that, like the John Wayne Bobbit God, Like.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
I know he did poorn after, but I don't know
if it worked fully.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Like visually still there, but functionally does it still work?
It probably works for number one. Meanwhile, this dude in Australia,
he had a chunk of his penis taken off while
he was slamming with some chick.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
It got caught on her i U D. So they
were both bleeding. Oh God, went to the hospital. The
doctors had to cut her servix to get the i
U D removed. Good morning, Yeah, now here's to sell.
You say you're about silver linings. How about the silver lining?
Is that?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Dude, you're big enough to hit the the i U D.
That's pretty good. They said they were in the missionary position.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Uh huh, yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, if you're slamming up against that i U D. Congratulations, brother,
stuck on it.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
That I will admit, not the iu D. But what's
the one that what i've I've how can I say
this done with this guy? Yeah, he took a chunk
out of your penis. I didn't damage anything, but I
banged against the not io d. But what's the one
that's like a like is it called oh no, the
like a diaphragm?

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Oh dive, thank you?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Diaphrag Yeah, a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
It wasn't last week. I'm not banging chicks. Yeah, hello,
I mean you know, it.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Was a long time.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I don't know you knocking up against her? Sponge dude?

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I supported bro.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
When was the last time I banged a woman? A
long time ago? What's it called the diaphragm?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Diaphragm?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I've hit one of those.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
The diaphragm is easier to hit, is it, Yeah, because
the IUD is literally like up there, lodged up there. Yeah.
It's like two little like strings that hang out of
the cervix and it's sharp. Well I guess maybe it
was falling out or like on either side.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I'm not sure, so yeah, shen She even made a
comment to him, like you know, like you know, maybe
you want to like calm down, like he was going
at it pretty aggressively, So I shouldn't be happy and
proud that I die fram is not that big a deal.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
I mean, you don't have to send in a speed lunker.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Yeah, my dreams are shattered. I thought it was impressive.
I guess not.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah yeah, but apparently it's not that.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
It's not as great as you know. You got it
hooked on the I U D.

Speaker 13 (59:18):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
That was that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
That was like the fastest buzz kill ever.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
But great. You still got to hook up with a
hot ship bro noise.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
You know that was like a long time and never
again five.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
What do you think it took him gay? You know, like.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Again and they wanted me to buy never.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Doing this again?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Right more?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
When he shows next intabes.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Jake, I have a conversation with the person next to
you who's also starting draffic.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
How's it going, We'll be right back In the last moment,
I would find one person who I really can't stand
and I would murder them because I can never I
could never go to prison for it. I took this
lame person off the planet with me the Woody Show.

(01:00:14):
I kind of feel like that needs context.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
I think it's well said.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Well, yeah, my description, but then the question, what the
question was, is like if you only had you had
twenty four hours, Yeah, and so you could do anything
you want. There'd be no consequence obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
What would you do?

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
You know, murder?

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Oh, I would go and throw a ball.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
With the dogs in the park and I could find
I co find the worst person I could find.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
You would do something good for humanity.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Exactly right, exactly right, take them with Yeah, we are
into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct worlds.
You can hear it is Monday morning. It's September the thirtieth,
twenty twenty four. I'm Woody. That's Greg gory Ye highway.
We got menace gram Sammy is here going to do

(01:01:03):
Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. Sea Bass is still on assignment at
the Foster Street Fair. We was coming back to the
I think it wrapped up last night. Okay, but he
had asked, he goes, hey, is it COVID has come
back on Monday? Because I want to be able to

(01:01:24):
stay Sunday night, which I never get to do. Still
where the good stuff has happened?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, because I want to hang out with
all my new.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Friends, all my like minded friends.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
And if that was one of us, you know, he
would be like, oh, I guess planes don't work on
a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 13 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
There's a guy from Australia. He's on Instagram as a
quote dating guru, all right, and he owns a relationship
coaching business and for some reason, this one post he
made has been getting shared a bunch and it's got
people divided, all right. His advice if you're dating somebody
and they don't say I love you within the first

(01:02:06):
three months, dump them.

Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
Months because it takes four months to fall in love
with someone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
What how do you know that?

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Well, it's what they say.

Speaker 10 (01:02:16):
Anything before that is infatuation and lust, and that it
takes four months to actually fall in love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Why four months? I don't What is it about four months? Well,
you read the rest of the article clearly. Yeah, they who.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
The people, the people.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Called Cosmopolitan look into it, study people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, the normal by the numbers say that the first
I Love you usually happens around two months in. So
if it doesn't happen by three months, stop wasting your time.
It's hopeless and they're not your ideal partner.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
What about the fourth month?

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Lots of people agree, but almost as many disagree and
think that three months is too soon and that dumping
somebody over that is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Look, teen Vogue says.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Tiger beats.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, if you meet somebody and there's an instant connection
and there's an infatuation, there's a physical attraction, you enjoy
spending time with each other.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Is that not love?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
You find out you'll find out a couple of years
pretty fast.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
But there's all these rules.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Greg, Yeah, I don't see that. You have the god
that drives me. Now that's the part. I mean, the
whole dating thing is something I don't miss. But that's
the part of the games.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
Oh text her, but wait three days and the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
So many rules, so many things like, oh, well it's
before four months, you know what I mean? So it's
three months in some guy tells Sammy that he loves her,
Red flag Wally, it's not real.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
There is such a thing as saying it too soon.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
That's true, But I just googled it and I'm not
surprised by this, but you guys might be. It says
it takes men an average of eighty eight days to
fall in love and women an average of one hundred
and thirty four days.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Okay, you're sure it's not minutes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Maybe is that true? I don't think I've ever been
the first one to say that, really.

Speaker 7 (01:04:08):
Yeah, I mean why you weren't the first one to
feel it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Are playing games?

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I wasn't playing games. But I got no problem saying
whatever you mean, say what you mean, mean would you
say and sharing how you feel like the person feels
that way?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
You made your wife say it first?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Yeah, maker say it first. The rule is the man
says it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Yeah, that's definitely the rule.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, that's a rule. I didn't know that was a rule. Yeah,
because if the woman says it first, it might scare
him off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
This is maybe gentlemanly to declare it first.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, hereby I love you? I like Yeah, But I
always thought the rule was the guy who says it first.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I didn't realize there was a rule when it came
to that. Yeah, me, neither with Greg. I think you know, whenever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You feel it, if you can say it, if there's
that connection and it's that magical thing, and you've tried
dating for however many years, and then you find the
person you think is the one down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
If it's supposed to be I don't I don't know
if if you're supposed to wait a certain amount of time,
like how real could that be?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Like then you're you're feeling or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Forcing Yeah, you're you're you're feeling you or saying something
you don't necessarily mean, you know, and like that's not
good for a relationship either.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah, I do hate the rules because the man is
supposed to be more direct and about his feelings, but
a woman can't be like yeah, just like hey, if
you're a lady and you like a guy, like tell
a guy that you like him, you know, because guys
are so freaking dumb, Like we don't pick up on

(01:05:46):
those signs at all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Remember that, uh, that one chick who I dated, who
was the co worker chick. Yes, I think within a
month or so, she's like, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
But it was during like a comedy, like we're talking
on the phone or whatever, and I go, all right,
all right, I love you. All right, Hey, I go
what I said, I love you? Yeah, I'm like, I know, yeah,
but then that was like a conversation. Of course that
was that was, that was the thing, And I go, okay,

(01:06:19):
so you know it's been a month.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Yeah, yeah, you can't force someone to say it back.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
And she also casually threw it out on the phone
like it wasn't a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
That's yeah, that was her I guess testing the waters.
But she didn't get the answer or she didn't get
the response that she wanted, and so I was like,
I was trying not to be I said, yeah, I
heard you, and then yeah yeah I heard like and
then she said we need to talk yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
She goes, uh nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I go, so that's nice, Like what I forget exactly
what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
That's you know, that's nice. But it's been it's only
been like a month.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I'm with you. There's nothing worse than being forced
to say I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Yeah, that's no good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I mean responded, I thought we were just hooking
up here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
As long as everyone's having a good time and everybody's
getting along. Like this whole thing about like dump them,
they don't do this. It's not all those dumb ass rules.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
So stupid that chicky used to come into the studio constantly. Yeah,
remember she would just stand there and watch her.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
She was in love.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Yeah, she was totally in love within a week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I love you. I love you?

Speaker 13 (01:07:20):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
What was you had?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
My question said like a red flag like for yeah,
not maybe more of a just a question. But I
understand that a lot of women have a gay best friend,
But what about a woman whose best friend is just
a straight guy. Do you find that strange? Because I
I kind of I used to know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:41):
Because I used to depend such a strong crew of
like male straight male friends and if my boyfriends.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Didn't like it, I'd be like crew. But now I
think it's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
I was changed.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
I don't know, like do I care more about my
relationship now, like if he had a female, a straight
female best friend, and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Be like that would bother you. You don't come across
to me as somebody who would care at all.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
I know, I know, and I'm trying to take this
like really, I'm trying to be really honest with myself
and and really think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
I don't think i'd love it. I mean I wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, but
I would I'd be like, Okay, see.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
If I was your husband and your best friend was
a straight guy, I would you'd care.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I would care.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
But what if like I made all the effort in
the world to like introduce you guys, hang out, like
show you that it's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Uh, that might be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah, that might make it worse, make it worse, might
make it worse because you're trying to get him used
to it. You're trying to get him comfortable with it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Oh, I'm grooming him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, this is gonna be the guy. Like
if it doesn't work out with us, like she's gonna
up break with this dude.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
This could be you because I think.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
I think my closest friend who's a female, it is
normal because I'm gay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, but I think.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
When a straight woman has a straight male best friend,
I find it to be kind of odd.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Here's what I think is always weird. When there's a
straight woman and all of her friends are straight dudes.
Like if she has maybe girls, remember her, all of
her friends are dudes and mega bros. Usually Yeah, it's
like all right, well that's strange, right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
How did that happen? How many of you hooked up
with right? How many of those have you hooked up with?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
And I know at least two women like that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
And if you can't, if you're a woman who can't
get along with other women, that's very scary to me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Also true most women kind of not they I.

Speaker 10 (01:09:48):
Think that's true at all.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Friends Okay, you don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Okay, definitely meant you can make you can make the
point that you always make, but not And I agree,
I agree with men. It's just based on observation because
like when you first had to go not necessarily, but
then you think about it and then you ask different women,
like what's the one thing, like how many.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Uh friends have you had since childhood?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
And that are still around, that are still around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
You're still friends with it's very very rare, like three,
but for like dudes, it's way more common. Yeah. True,
because there's something that has.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
Happened where it's like some kind of drama.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
But this new phrase of like the is it the
pick me girl?

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Like it's like we didn't have overused but that's the thing,
we didn't have those phrases back then. But it's like,
I don't trust a woman who can't get along with
other women. I think that's it's it's no good. You know,
it's very very weird to me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Trust a chick who's friends with nothing but dudes.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
It's kind of the same, different side of the same coin.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Yeah, but not from like, you know, a woman's perspective,
just as a guy.

Speaker 6 (01:10:54):
Right, And I have a lot of male friends, but
I bounced it out by having female friends.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
I don't. Yeah, yeah, just be one sided. But also the.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Red flag from you on certain things if you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Just you have to accept, like you can't if you're
like your fear is, oh, they have somebody that's uh,
the opposite, opposite, I can't stop even Yeah, but it's
like your fear is that they're gonna like hook up
with them, right, But you can't like stop anybody from
doing anything. Why are you going to constantly think about it?

Speaker 10 (01:11:27):
And if they've been friends with this person for so
long and they haven't hooked up yet, why why do
you think suddenly now because you're dating them, they're.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Going to hook up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
It will one day, but you can't stop them from
doing No.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Believe that it doesn't necessarily imply that just because you're
a straight man and a straight woman that you're going
to hook up. I don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
For one, Secon says on the text says, either she's
slept with them or they want to sleep with her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
That's a fact.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Yeah, And I don't disagree with that either. I disagree well,
because you're not on the male side.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
No, I think that's probably true, and it's kind of
up to her to be like nah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Yeah, or I mean, like, because I feel differently as
a guy now in my forties, like you know, than
I did in when I was in my twenties, I
would have definitely been like, oh no, guys can't be
But I've had plenty of females that I've just been
friends with that I've never hooked up with, and I
you know, it's it's never like, oh, well, you know

(01:12:24):
my girlfriend and my wife's not around, so therefore it's
like it's there's there's a danger that there was. There
was never a there was never a possibility that I
was going to pursue that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
It depends on how ugly they are summer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Some are really good looking summer, maybe not, but like
you know, it doesn't it's it's not there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Now, as a young guy would have argued that it
was impossible. It was always going to go back somehow
to sex, right. And you know, but now as a
I guess as an older guy, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
You know, I don't I don't see right in your twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah yeah, Well when you you said it to pay
it depends on what then? What's that like?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Is it strange? She said, Well, it depends if a
man and a woman are best friends. Well, and let's
say they're both spoken for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Yeah, I was gonna say it depends. It depends on
you know, are they in relationships? I think in people,
because that's all a lot of relationships are. They start
as friends, right, and then it becomes more than that.
And if you're both in a situation where oh, well
you're not with anybody and I'm not with any Look
at my wife and I we were friends, right, but
I got to for a long time. She was in
a long term relationship. I had my first wife, and

(01:13:33):
you know, or we're dating people, and then it became
where we're having that conversation where now neither one of
us are with anybody else, and it's like, well, instead
of is sitting here trying to find someone who's more
like the other person, why don't we give this a try, right, Yeah,
so it's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
Worked out your wife was tired of dating gay guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
That's also true of that too. That is also true.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
We just got fat and ugly. What if your best
friend today was a straight guy, I wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
You wouldn't care because I'm definitely I'm definitely to what
Mena says, like, you can't if someone's good, If something's
gonna happen, it's gonna happen. I'll deal with that when
we get there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
But if I thought she was a person who would
do that, yeah, probably wouldn't be there anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Okay, let me just add one more fuel to the fire.
It's a straight dude. She's friends, and he's very handsy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
What do you mean handy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Friends, Like always hugging her, like coming up behind and
rubbing your shoulders, like giving her kiss on the cheek,
like just really touchy feely dude.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
But I'm not trying to do anything. It's just the
way I am.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
I just don't like being around those type of dudes
in general.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, i'd probably hate him anyway. Yeah strange,
even if their friends are not. It's I don't like
guys like that. Yeah, it's like the overly loud, obnoxious chick.
I've always said, like those people are like if fentanyl
were people, because you can only handle a little bit
of him.

Speaker 4 (01:14:45):
Too much of that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Person will kill you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Yeah, for sure, this is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
I want to bring up a situation and see how
everybody else in the room feels about it. This was
a conversation recently between myself, Gina and Sammy ye piggybacking
what we were just talking about before the break about
having a friend of the opposite sex who you're not
hooking up with or whatever. Like Greg said, it's a

(01:15:17):
red flag of a woman's got a straight mail in
every situation. But Gen and I both couldn't believe when
Sammy told us about how she went on an international
what Gina calls her dream honeymoon.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
Honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Yeah, Sammy went with a guy who was in a relationship.
He had a girlfriend, but he went on this international
trip with Sammy, like to Ireland. They were staying not
only in the same hotel room, but in the same bed.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
In the same romantic glass igloo and Iceland.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
And she claims that nothing happens. By the way, for
the record, I believe you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
I do too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
If he told me the story and said nothing happened,
I would not believe this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Even if this was a close friend of mine, I
would believe it too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I wouldn't believe that he wasn't trying to, you know,
do more than that. That part I would not believe
for a second.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
But Sam wasn't having it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Yeah, no, so.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
He tried, but he tried, but God denied. So he
had a girlfriend at the time he did.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
So this is what happened.

Speaker 10 (01:16:22):
He was dating somebody for a while who he just
wanted to be single for a minute, and well no,
because he well.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I want to tell the story. Yeah, do you want
to be single?

Speaker 7 (01:16:32):
He was previously in a relationship for a very long time.

Speaker 10 (01:16:35):
He had met someone knew who he was dating for
a while, who he totally completely loved, but realized he
needed to be single for a minute.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
So that's what he did. And he always knew that.

Speaker 10 (01:16:44):
He was going to get back together with her at
some point. And so we booked this trip when we
were both friends. We were both single, yes, but we
really wanted to do this trip. No, none of our
other friends could do it, So we decided to just
book it, go together, and if he ended up dating
anybody between the time of when we booked it, in

(01:17:05):
the trip, they would be new. I would meet them.

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
It would be fine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Nobody.

Speaker 10 (01:17:10):
A month or two before our trip he got back
together with his ex, so then it was like, you know,
all in love, everything all over again, and everything moving
forward with that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
But our trip was already booked.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Okay, and she was cool because I gotta tell you, Okay,
I meet somebody. I don't care how new it is.
I meet somebody and they come to me and go, oh, hey,
by the way, I booked this trip super romantic, like
you said, like one of the things they.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Did with Iceland. Will you explain this this like that
you guys did, right, So basically we did.

Speaker 10 (01:17:40):
When we went to Iceland to see the Northern Lights,
he supped under the bubble. Yeah, so under the Northern
Lights in the bubble, so that you take out the view, right, right,
But that's because it was.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Like a California King bed though.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
Okay, this new, this new person in a relationship with
comes to me and says, hey, I'm going on this
vacation with this guy. Uh, we're just friends. But we're
going and we're gonna be staying in the same room
and staying in the same bed. No dog. Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
So when you go to Europe, they have it's the
options are either two twin beds or one queen bed.
It's not the two queen beds there. And he's like
six two or however he is so so we didn't
want him to like have to sleep in a twin bed.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
So we didn't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
But we never touched.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
It wasn't an issue, do you Okay, we did it.

Speaker 10 (01:18:36):
It's called a pillow. You just put a pillow between it.
I mean, seriously, we never touched.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
It was not a thing. It was not a big deal.
It really wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
I know, it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Sounds it sounds nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
It sounds nuts.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Believe you, yeah, I believe you totally.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
At all his money.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
God, we had never hooked up.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Even true I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Hooking, I'm bringing somebody I'm hooking up with.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Imagine being his girlfriend, being stuck at home with the
craziest fomo and you get a FaceTime call with them.

Speaker 13 (01:19:14):
Like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
You're sleeping under the Northern Life tonight. We have a
pillow between us.

Speaker 10 (01:19:21):
She is the best though, she's so nice choice, funny.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
She's fun, we hang out. It's you know what we.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Sent over just about a hundred red flags, the little
red flag.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
Emo?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Is it that Sammy's the one that defense cheaters?

Speaker 10 (01:19:34):
Okay, good question, except for nothing happened, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
Booked before he was in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
You it just sounds insane.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
We're just saying he's a complete idiot moron.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
That's well, I'm not even saying he's a complete idiot moron.
It's just like, well, he took a chance, and like,
you just don't hear stories that all you hear about
two girlfriends going or like a but you don't hear okay,
something like that.

Speaker 10 (01:20:03):
Sure, but we also we have very similar stories in
the sense of we were both divorced. You know, we
were both divorced, and none of our other friends had
had been divorced, had been married, any of that other
kind of stuff, and so we were kind of used
to just like being able to go on a trip
or do these things where no one else was and
we really were wanting to travel.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Dude, and typically don't go on trips. Girls may have it.
This might be one of those differences for men and women,
but no dude, I think goes on a trip, like
a vacation somewhere with someone, they don't at least hope
there's a chance, yea, that they're going to hook up.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
And we could give him that, Samy. We don't know
what was going on in his head. Maybe he was like,
if it happens, you know, but you are not having it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Texting over he drilled through that Pillow.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
But you don't think that was not on his mind.

Speaker 10 (01:20:55):
No, And the thing is is that if if that
really was the cause, if it was that important to him,
he wouldn't have got back together with his act right
before the trip.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
He loved her, was hoping to hook.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Up with me?

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
True, God, you don't know how the world works.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
No, she does.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Was there?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
This is? This is a unicorn situation?

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
It is? It?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Doesn't I believe because you've even said you believe her.
I believe her.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
I believe her too. I mean that's the easiest part
to believe. But I know, dudes, a man is a man, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
If you need a physical barrier to keep herself away
from this guy, Pillow, you need to put a physical barrier, like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
None of this, none of this is on Sammy at all.
It's the guys.

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
I don't think it's on anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
We just wanted to go on a trip.

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
He wanted Iceland, I wanted Ireland.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
He wanted more than Iceland.

Speaker 10 (01:21:49):
It was fun.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
We went to a Patriots game. What did you let stadium?

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Amsterdam.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Sounds like this guy is wasting a lot of money
just to hang out with some chick.

Speaker 10 (01:21:57):
No, because he because he likes to go to different
football and him whatever, Okay, it makes sense for both
of us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Would you ever hook up with this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Never, No, he's just not my type.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
But you can't imagine a situation where what do you
mean he's not like personality wise, physically like physical just yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (01:22:14):
Mean no, he's he's an attractive guy, but I I
just was never attracted to him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Trying the guy six two?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
No, well, I'm you know, because I'm just thinking, like
is it just because I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
I don't know, I can't make heads and talking about
this is simple.

Speaker 10 (01:22:30):
But what like I don't get what you don't get
in the sense of you don't know what it's just
a friend and you're both wanting to.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
He's just a friend for you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
You ever met a girl that you tried to date.
But if you're to make love, she wanted you to wait.
Uh huh, let me tell you a story about my
girl from the US nation.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
You're totally he totally believes you. Everyone totally believes you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:52):
He's saying, could you could you consider it the possibility
that this dude would have been up for a hookup.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
If just.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
That's that's where your dripping, That's what I'm saying. I
believe you, but that's for your tripping.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Yeah, he would have won thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Like he wouldn't have pushed you off. Yeah, I try
to translate that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
In this situation.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
No, because again he was dating some.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Bikes said it best. And I ever talked to a
girl who said she just got a friends.

Speaker 13 (01:23:30):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Do you have a couple of people hitting us up
on the text about, uh, you know, Sammy's trip with
that guy. This is years ago, by the way, this
is nothing recent, years ago, years ago, just somehow heard
the story recently and it was a guy who had
a girlfriend and she went on this what Gina called
her dream honey Ireland, Iceland. They slept in a little

(01:23:57):
bubble i thing under the northern lights. They were staying
in hotel rooms with one bed. It sounds insane, does right,
And she claims they never hooked up. Well again, I
believe her. But then we've got this whole thing about
like what was his intention. Somebody said he's just not
rodent enough for some I guess I have a And I.

Speaker 10 (01:24:18):
Would like to remind everybody that when I was in Ireland,
I did hook up with somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
That's true on this trip, wasn't him?

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Oh dude, he was double sucks for that guy that
went with you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Now, yeah, well who was that guy? I was like,
the would you say it was the owner?

Speaker 10 (01:24:34):
Yeah, the sun and the owner of the bar happened
to live.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
Upstairs, but I knew people who knew him.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Humanly impossible to book a trip abroad and not consider sex.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I'm not going out of stay with nobody unless work.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
I gotta I gotta go to Morgan because Morgan has thoughts.

Speaker 12 (01:24:55):
Yeah, sorry, Sammy, love you, but you're a psychopad.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
That's aggressive.

Speaker 12 (01:25:00):
Yeah, it's even Honestly, even if I had a boyfriend
and he went on a trip with you and y'all
had different hotel rooms, I still would think it's weird
that you're going on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
A solo trips.

Speaker 12 (01:25:10):
Yes, but then also like you're taking dumps in the
same room, Like that's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Do that weird?

Speaker 10 (01:25:17):
No, he would go to the lobby, he would, Yeah, yeah,
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:25:21):
I just go wherever.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Why couldn't he get his own room.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
That's how we booked a trip.

Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
It was cheaper than anyway room.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Also, we also saved money on heat get together.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
That's how you do the bubble.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
That is a good point, Morgan, because if I'm not
trying to hook up with this ship and I'm gonna
dump it, I'm going to dump in front of her
all day.

Speaker 12 (01:25:40):
Yeah, you don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
That's a good point.

Speaker 12 (01:25:43):
And the same for Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
She can fart in bed all that.

Speaker 13 (01:25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
By the way, Menace is making his point, he's waving
around a stick of beef.

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Is that a slim Joe?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:25:51):
I got that for Greg because it says it's from Sonic,
so you can try Sonic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Eight says I have a friend that's a girl, and
we go on trips and we hang out often. Deep
down I do want to be with her, but she
truly doesn't like me that way.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
It's very common there's your proof, not proof right there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Yes, it's just human nature.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Yeah all right, wow, interesting story though, Yeah it really is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Yeah, it's very happily married to that girl.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Now, by the way, it's like a Ripley's believe it
or not, it is he's happily married until your next
trip together.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
All right? Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Monday. It's
the final day of September. September thirtieth, ready, Yeah, can
you believe I can't believe it at all. September thirtieth
is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day, National chewing gum Day.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
I'm not a fan of gum really either.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Even as a kid, I thought like a big league
chew was cool. I thought old tape was cool, but
that was just more of the delivery.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Yeah, I think you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Can throw out of it eventually. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
I have some gum right here.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
My wife loves gum. I always get offered gum and
I never want it. I'll do it like in place
of a breath, min I guess.

Speaker 12 (01:27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Yeah. Other than that, I'm with you. I'll have a
mint first over a gum, and then if I choot
gum way too long where and then it loses its flavor.
I start gagging.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Same jaw hurds you feel like you're gonna throw up.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Yes, it triggers menaces TMJ. Yeah, so I get that
TMJ yeah like luck jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
You know you've never heard TMJ.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I can't remember when?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
It's a celebrity like tabloid websitem.

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Getting getting it getding. No, like I was kind of associated,
like oh yeah, Like there there have been women in
the past that go like, oh yeah, see, I'm not
able to do oral because I have TMJ.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
You're like, okay, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Well, then it will be painful for you.

Speaker 11 (01:28:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
It is National Hot Mulled Cider Day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Okay, what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
It sounds old timey and gross. International Podcast Day shout
out to podcasts you don't need anymore because of technology.
But International Translation Day, Oh yeah, there's so many really
cool translation apps and features.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Oh it's exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Yeah, so like that. There's one where you just have
your phone greg and so let's say you speak a
completely different language and go, yes, is there a good
restaurant around here? And it automatically spits it out in
their language, and then when they answer back, and then
it translates about automatically back to use.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Then you hear.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
I think the new meta glasses that we have will
have or already has translation.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
If people are talking about yeah, but I need something
that they can hear backs, like whatever I'm saying gets
translated to them.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Yeah, I'm the middle map.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
I'm sure if they're wearing the glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Whoa, it's a National mud Pack Day. Okay, it's a
mudpack It's pet tricks Day, nice blasphemy Day, and it's
Thunderbirds Day. I'm imagining that's it's got to be for
the Air Force Thunderbirds, which I got to fly with
the thunderbirds once it's cold. It was super awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Can your dog do any tricks?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Yeah, she could do where I balance the little treat
on her on her snou. I will wait and she'll
sit there wait and I go okay, and she kind
of flips up in the air and then grabs it
before it hits the floor. That she catches it out
of the air. That's good. Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
My dogs are dumb as hell, but one of them
anything I throw in the air. She can catch it. Wow,
and she'll eat it if she should eat it or not.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
Don't you love those pictures of dogs mid catch with
their snaps.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Her faces look so stupid underwater?

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
Seen my dog does a little routine where she sits,
gives you her paw, then lies down and then rolls over.
Oh and she also does it where she's the world's
cutest dog.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Okay, that's great. Birthdays and coming up here in just
a few minutes, here's a little fun game who is older.
I'll give you two celebrities. You tell me which celebrity
is older. Okay, this in lieu of like just your
traditional entertainment news. There really is nothing I than like

(01:30:23):
a lot of people were talking about ho to copy
leaving the Today Show. Yeah, and like one of the
Savannah Guthrie, literally cried her fake eyelashes.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
It's very emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Yeah crazy. I'm sure everybody knows why she left. I
have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
She's probably over. She's done it for so long.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
She said she was with Kathy Lee.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
She said she wants to be with her family. Okay,
made a billion dollars and you know, yeah, don't want
to get up anymore treasure bath.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
As opposed to stuff like that. How about a round
of who is older? Starting with this, Matt Damon or
Ben Affleck. I would say, Ben, me too, Matt Damon,
Ben Okay, Matt Damon. Matt Damon is older. Wow, he's
about to turn fifty four. Ben is fifty two. Yeah,

(01:31:13):
and uh, Matt not really aging all that?

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Well, well is he having a hard time?

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Well, yeah, he looks like he's very inflamed. Yeah, yeah,
I mean you know, I'm sure he's a great guy.
That's your wife's man. Yeah, but I've been asked her.
I'm like, oh so even like Matt Damon, now, like
Matt Damon, I can see like when he was like
younger or whatever like that, that's her, like number one celebrity. Yeah,
who's yours? Do we know that about Gina grad yet?

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
No celebrity hall pass. I hate that turn.

Speaker 6 (01:31:44):
I know he's kind of a short king, but these
days after Peaky Blinders, I mean, Killian Murphy all day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Oh yeah, Fukillian Murphy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
He well, yeah, he used to look like a sexy scarecrow.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Trying to think of Yeah, who comparing him?

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
But but this Peaky Blinder.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Oh yeah, baby, Pinky love that show.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Fighting? Yeah, fighting, no fighting, no fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Yeah, he's good, yes please yeah, uh see. How about
James Cordon or Andy Samberg? Oh, James Gordon. Who's older?

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
James Cordon?

Speaker 11 (01:32:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Probably Andy?

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
And all right, well that's a trick one because they're
both forty six. Man, you fooled that, alright. Jennifer Lopez
or Jack Black who's older?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Oh? Lopez?

Speaker 6 (01:32:35):
Yeah, she's venice again, she's like fifty four.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
I'm gonna say, j Lo. That's another trick question. They're
both fifty five. I won't I won't do any more
where they're they're both the same. All right. How about
post Malone or Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
I'm Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Taylor, Taylor's older.

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
I'm gonna say, but what older?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Yeah? Who's older? Yeah? Who's older? That's the game.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
I would say Posty's starting to look a little bit
older because of all the way who but Taylor he
looks older because he lost weight.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Yeah, people who lose a lot of weight.

Speaker 5 (01:33:14):
You can get solid looks so much older.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Taylor Swift is older, she's thirty four. Post Malone is
twenty nine. Wow, twenty nine so even Morgan is older,
wow than post Malone. That's so old, so old, she's
got one foot in the grave. Yeah, all right, missus
cammeltoe herself, Jojo Siwa or Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things, Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
Jojo, I don't know who's old.

Speaker 10 (01:33:40):
JoJo's just been around for really, Millie Bobby Brown has
got married right to bon Jovi's son's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Got to be like what twenty four twenty three.

Speaker 7 (01:33:48):
I bet Millie Bobby Brown's older.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
I'm going to say it just because she got married
and that just tracks for me.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
I'll say Jojo is Jojo medisae jo Jojo Jojo is older,
she's twenty one either old. Millie Bobby Brown is twenty damn.
All right, here we go, Sammy Yes, Glen Powell or
Miles Teller. Who's older?

Speaker 5 (01:34:12):
Oh, Glenn Powell.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Glen pal is older than Miles Teller. Uh, what do
you say, Gina, Let's see how much I was just
her guess?

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Oh, I thought you were.

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
Miles has definitely been in our in the zeitgeist longer
for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
I'm going to say Miles Miles. I'm gonna say Miles
Teller is older. But Glen Powell looks older, Okay, Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Gory, Yeah, I'm gonna say Miles because Glenn seems like
he's been famous for like three days now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Which one's more bangable? Right of those two?

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Yeah, Glenn Powell, Miles Teller neither. But if I had
to pick, I would say Miles Miles Woo.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Miles Teller is older, he's thirty seven. Glen Powell is
thirty five. Wow, Glenn Powell looks like he's fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Meryl Streep or Martin Short in the building, Martin Short
or Meryl Street? Which one's older? I'm gonna say Meryl.

Speaker 5 (01:35:12):
Meryl Meryl.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
Her seventies has a baby face, so it's kind of
hard to tell.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Yeah, all right, MARYL, MARYL.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Martin but barely all right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Meryl Streep is older than Martin Short. She's seventy five
years old. Yeah, Martin Short seventy four?

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
All right? How about Angela Bassett or Oprah Winfrey. Oprah's
not seventy yet, is she? She has to be? Really?
I think I'll say Oprah, Oprah Gina. I'll go Angie, Angie, Angie, Angie, Oprah,
Oprah Oprah Winfrey is seventy years old. Wow. Angela Bassett

(01:35:56):
is sixty six years old. Oprah is old. Sleimed Beyond
and Terry Crews they're both fifty six. I promise you
no more. You also Tim Walls and Brad Pitt are
the same age they look, which seems so weird. Very
you know, you look at those two sixty they're both sixty.

(01:36:16):
And I'll give you one more menace Uh Meghan the Stallion, yes?
Or Meghan the Stallion or Miranda Cosgrove. Who's older? Oh,
Amanda for sure, Amanda, Miranda. Yeah, Miranda cosgrow.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
From those Disney shows.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
Yeah. Yeah, but she's been around way longer. Miranda Cosgrove, Miranda.
Uh what about Eugena?

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
What do you think the Stallion?

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Megan the Stallion, Meghan thee Stallions, Megan thee Stallion. I
agree with that. I can't even picture either one of
their faces. Girl, I know both names. School of a
bus accident? She yea broke her ankle? Okay, well uh,
Miranda is thirty one? Really? Megan is twenty nine? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:37:04):
so there you go. What you know, that's how you
play who's older? Noise? All right, we got some birthdays? Yeah, alright,
let's do it. Some celebrity birthdays and your porno birthday
here on this Monday show, Shday. It's Shiversday. We're gonna sit.
It's Shiversday, and you know we don't Doday. Starting with

(01:37:26):
the celebrities. Happy birthday to Tony Hale, Gary on veeb
Buster on Arrest of the Development, Very funny. He's fifty
four years old today. Fran Dreshiaow the nanny and the
president of SAG after him. Yeah sixty seven today, Greg Gory.
Today is Barry Williams birthday. Got Greg Brady, Greg Brady,

(01:37:47):
he is seventy years old. Wow, I and Oprah the
same age. That's crazy. Lacey Schebert who was Gretchen and
Mean Girl. She was also on Party of five five.
She's forty two today. The founding father of Auto Tune,
Tee pain Nice is forty today. You got the Ezra
Miller who was the Flash in the DC movies. Yeah,

(01:38:10):
thirty two. Kieran Culkin, Roman Roy on HBO Succession McCauley's
younger brother. He's forty two. You got Jenna Elfman from
Dharma and Greg also June on Fear of the Walking Dead.
Jenna Elfman is fifty three. He got Trey Anastasio from
Fish who is sixty today? And then Eric Staltz Rocky Dennis,

(01:38:32):
the boy with that massive face deformity in the movie
mask Yep, that's who he played. He's and he was
supposed to be the original Marty mcflive. Well they shot
out the movie with it, Yeah, they did. It's not working.
Eric Staltz is sixty three today. Your porno birthday is
Tory Lane and today's birthday girl. She has Split More
Seeds and a ballplayer in one thousand and two fine films.

(01:38:56):
Very rare that we ever get a female performer who's
been over a thousand movies, but she has. She was
in movies like Irritable Bow Syndrome Volume three, Nice yep.
She was in Swallow the Leader Volume one, also Diary
of a Face Sitter one. She was in Great Babe
Buffet All you Can Eat as Oral Olympics, Blow for

(01:39:20):
the Gold and who can forget her unforgettab role in
ass Whores from Planet Squirt volume two, Crazy As from
Planet Squirt. That's Tory Lane. She's forty years old today
and that is yourn of birthday. Your celebrity birthdays and
that is a Monday Morning look a little Who's Older

(01:39:43):
game and the news about ho to copy. Yeah, take
a quick break, get some more what you show for
you next hang on show, we'll be right.

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Menace is birthday month.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Let's do it.

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Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Sometimes you see somebody and you think to yourself, Wow,
that is the sperm that won.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
I don't know that I have that. Oh, what's that one? Insult?
The best parts of you ran down your mom's leg. Hey, yep,
that really brutal. All that promise just you know, down
the drain. Or you should have been swallowed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
You should have been swallow.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
That's a good one too, all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the Woodies
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday.
Have a great day. SMD double M quit.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
This is bitch.