The Woody Show September 9th 2024 Podcast

Major Woody Show Announcement, Vacation Cheers and Jeers, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, good morning everybody. What's
the matter you guys? Yeah, a little you should be
like shot out of a can and all that rest.
I guess I should be over the past week plus

(00:58):
a week at two weekends. I mean we have a
week plus two full weekends.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, that was nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, Well, welcome back. After the labor day break. We
out here. We are the Woody Show. I am Woody.
That is great, gory. Good morning, menace, Good morning to you.
We've got Sea Bass, there's Sammy, Bort and Caroline are
here holding things down. The Woody Show production department. We've
got Morgan, she's our associate producer. Vaugh he's our video producer.

(01:25):
And then you on the phones. If you want to
call in eight seven seven forty four Woody is the
phone number. It's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Or
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Coming up a little bit later on
in the show, we're gonna have our vacation. Cheers and jeers,
all right, it's pretty much all cheers from my end.
But we'll see how everybody did. You know, always just

(01:48):
great to get away. This is the one vacation that
my wife and I take every year, the only time
off we have throughout the whole word. It's just really
a time with my wife and I. No kids. Yeah,
we do go on this trip with a couple of
friends of ours, like two other couples, but everybody's on
their own timetable. Yet we have dinner together and we
see each other like at moments rout the day. But
like nobody's on a schedule. You have to do anything

(02:10):
that's cool. I've never done that, and it's awesome. The
place I always go because I always got a lot
of questions after this vacation Secrets Maroma Beach.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
That is a great line of hotels.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Is today they're owned by Hilton Now oh okay, but yeah,
Secrets Resorts, I mean they are all over Jamaica, Dominican Republic,
a lot in Mexico, both on the cancuon side and
on the Cabo side.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
But when I went to in Cancun was Secrets Marquee.
Oh I've heard about that one was really cool. Would
you like it. I loved it.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, obviously we love this place. We go the same
place every year. We got some of the train to
use headlines today. Also the Redneck News will have Sea
Basses local news story of the day, but really the
biggest headline that we can share. And it's been it's
been a process and we've made our way through it
and actually very lucky. And I'll get more into it
here in a second, but I want to bring in

(02:57):
the newest member. We told you we have a bigger
an announcement this morning, and here it is. We have a
brand new full time member of the Woody Show team
and that person is somebody who you've been hearing here
here and there on the show over the last couple
of months. Please welcome Gina grad Right.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Hey, thank you, thank you so much. I am so stoked.
This is a literal dream come true. I'm just I'm
happy to be in here with you guys.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, and just to answer some questions, we'll get this
out of the way up front. You know, we had
a situation arise where we had a need and it
was never a budgetary thing. It was never one of
those things where the company's looking to save money. And
so this is a position that exists here on The
Woody Show, and it's going to exist as long as

(03:44):
we are here and doing this. And so I always
have in my mind I have to as the person
who runs the show. I always have to have somebody
in the back of my mind, like, should somebody on
the show just get fed up up and quit or
do something egregious where they get let go or they
get hit by a bus or whatever the case may be.
I don't ever want to be caught off guard, you know,

(04:06):
So I always have something in the back of my head, like, man,
who would be my first phone call in that situation?
And I met Gina a number of years ago. I've
been aware of Gina longer than I've known Gina, and
she was working at the time with Adam Carolla. She
was Adam Carolla's co host for eight years. I'd heard

(04:26):
the name even before she started working with Adam. But
then as we've had our relationship with Adam and Adam
comes in on the show and everything else, I listen
to the podcast and I would hear Gina. But then
Adam invited me to come be on the podcast at
one point, and as I was sitting there doing the
podcast with Adam on his show. I'm like, man, Gina's

(04:48):
really great. I just watched the way that she operated.
I watched the way that she handled herself, and she
you know, could deal with Adam and in that whole
environment of what was going on there. And then we
got a chance to speak towards and from that moment,
I realized that, you know, should certain things ever go
the way that they ended up going, that she would
be my first phone call. And so indeed she was.

(05:09):
And we did have a need for a couple of
things because as we get short staffed, you know, Sea
Bass was out for a while filming that movie, and
then Menace had the day off and there were some
other things. But yeah, it was just like basically was
my gut true? Like was was what I what I thought?
The reality? How would she fit in with everybody here
on the show, how would she jive with everybody? And

(05:31):
after talking to everybody and getting everybody's input and everything else, Dude,
it's it's awesome that this this came to is the
word for fruition. Fruition, Yeah, are you familiar with that word?
Like administration to reality?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
You exist right, like you manifested it manifested. Yeah, whatever, whatever,
whatever you want to say. So that's that's like really
the process. It was never any kind of like you know,
budgetary thing. And then well, once we realized that she
was really a great fit for the show and that
she'd fit in perfectly here and everybody loved her, that
was just a matter of, you know, can we work
something out? And here she is.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Thank you, And it's so funny.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I remember that night so clearly, because of course I
was very very aware of you and the show before
we met, because I'd listened to it on my way
into my other show and go, oh yeah, they're the
ones on top again. And when I met you, I
remember thinking two things. You're super cool and I'm super
intimidated by your wife.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
My wife, Yeah, why.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I met her that night and she was like hot
and like kind of stand.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Offish, and then I was offish. I think she was
being like shy.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
But to me, it's like, if you don't jump on
somebody and hold wrap yourself around them like you're a monkey,
then you must feel like you're too good for everyone.
Not the case with your wife. But I was a
little I was a little standoffish, and I was a
little intimidated by her.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
She is hot.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Oh thanksbabe, Like, would you less out with her?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Oh please?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
You would make that happen.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I feel like every chick is made out with other chicks.
Oh it seems that way, Like is that true?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
I did once, but it was for a play.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
But I really probably doesn't count really.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Put my back into it. And I did it more
than once.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
You did it more than once?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Well, yeah, because it was like we had like, oh.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
But all for the play, all the same person. But
did you say to her, oh, we need to rehearse more.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I didn't because she was also my roommates, so we
would have had plenty of time to do that.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
But I really committed to the bit.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I said that my wife all the time, because she's
crazy about like, you know, Britney Spears and stuff like that.
I go, you lets out with Britney Spears. She goes, no,
And I think she totally would. Oh yeah, I think
she absolutely. Just you guys have been around her talking
about Britney Spears.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, but I think she totally would.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
What if I just whispered into her ear and said, oh, babe, babe,
your toxic.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's amazing how she ever became a star, you know,
it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Mind.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, anyway, Gina, welcome, and hey, look, this is a
this is a process. As you know, Gina's on every day.
You know, everybody kind of figures out each other's rhythms
and everything else. So don't be ass wipes, I almost say,
don't be asked wipes and be overly judgmental over like
these these early days. I mean, I've been super impressed

(08:19):
with how things have gone, and so has everybody else
in this room. So welcome to Gina.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Grad I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
This is such a good room. I'm so blessed.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Oh thank you you hear that, Greg, That's like the
ultimate Allbay.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Hephones are open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. I feel like there's some other stuff
that we can talk about. I mean, Gina's married, sorry, fellas,
how long you've been married? Uh?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Three years?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Three years.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
She's got a step son.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah, he's my baby boy.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
And how old is your step son? He's nine nine
years old.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
We've all been living in the same house since he
was three, So unfortunately for this kid, he didn't remember
a life before me.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, Gina is a step mother. Yeah, and she wrote
a book about being a step mom.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I did.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's called what.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
It's called My Extra Mom, And I feel like this
is something that I want to like. One up Sea Bass.
I need him to know that it's in the Library
of Congress.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Oh, make sure that that's the other thing.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
So, while this has all been playing out, Gina's been
kind of hanging out in the background a couple of
a couple of times and whatever, just kind of getting
the flow of how the show works and everything else.
One thing she did is she hung up in our office.
She hung up a photocopy of her MENSA card because
she is also Mensa, just like somebody else that keeps
throwing his certificate.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Around, but her card is real.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Yeah, it's made of plastic and everything.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, And so she's hung it up there. We're not
sure if he's noticed it. Next time he comes back
in the studio, we'll have to ask.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
All right, we'll have to hang it under his plaque.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yes, yes, oh, yeah, that's right. He has it probably
displayed as you can see.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, and I've.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Looked at the member section of the website. They don't
offer plaques, so he must have made this himself.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh, buy that stuff online. Also, he's so smart that
he has everything off in the Oh yeah he didn't.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
He didn't even get the proper frame box frame because
kind of a certificate. Can see his last name all
the way.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, it's all cut off.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah that's cool.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, he's it.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he text us over
to two to nine eight seven more Monday? What he
show his next hang on the Woody Show, Got you
boo show next night?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
After this? Oh? Now, hey, it's man's check out.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
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Speaker 1 (10:42):
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Speaker 9 (10:49):
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Speaker 1 (10:51):
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Speaker 4 (10:56):
And we are into another new hour sensitivity Training for
a politically correct world. It is Monday, September the ninth,
twenty twenty four. We are back from the labor day break.
I hope you guys enjoyed all the throwback stuff. Got
a lot of good feedback on the It's cool Now
into the vault it goes, turning the page into a

(11:18):
new chapter. You're on the WOODI Show. My name is Whatody?
That's great Gory, there's Menace, what is that? We got
Sea Bass, there's Sammy, and our newest full time member
of the show, Gina grad is here.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Good morning, thank you.

Speaker 10 (11:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
We were telling Gina that one of the things is
that you're gonna have to be here every day. Now
it's one thing coming in every once in a while,
and you know, the everyday thing.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
And just to be clear, you're saying Monday through Friday.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we do like like a regular job. Okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Oh yeah, I have multiple ones at once usually yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Now did you curl your hair for today? I did? Yeah,
I could tell where.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Behind the scenes of how girls work. So you have
to do that the night before and then you sleep
on it in like a bonnet or something on.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
It, of course.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, and then the little birds come and put my
cape on me in the morning. No, I I washed it,
I dried it, I straightened it, and then I got
up in the morning and put a little curling.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yeah, I saw a trick the chicks who are in
prison use I'm listening.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Oh, yes, I saw this.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I mean I saw a demonstration of this. So they
use tamps greg curlers. Yeah, and so they wet the hair. Okay,
they roll it in the tamp and then they use
the string to kind of keep it in.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
Place, and the just absorbs the water.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
That's genius, Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
That's how caged heat does it when they want to
look good for each other behind.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
The bar, Lady friend, we got a hot date that night.
Oh yeah. I also heard some great things, if you
want to say, save some time the dice in curler
hair dryer.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
I've heard mixed reviews.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, yeah, I heard there's like dumb chicks that don't
know how to use it. But the ones that do,
you know how to use it, they watch YouTube videos
don't say that's great.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Is it worth the six hundred bones?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh? And yeah, it's very all those all the dice
and hair dryers are like six hundred bucks. But I
invested in one.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What invested?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah? Because yeah, so we can get out of the
house quicker and it's changed my life. It doesn't work,
Does it get a out of their house? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Or does she know that she doesn't need as much
time now so she can still?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's definitely, it's definitely. It's it's worked, Yeah, for sure,
it's definitely. And I know you can get them gee
bra at Costco now too.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
What so what makes it six hundred dollars worse?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
It's touchless, It's ridiculous. It's you know, Dyson likes to
do the fancy things and it's like a little vacuum
that like sucks your hair around and it does. You
don't it doesn't actually touch your hair.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh it's a cylinder.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Yeah yeah, am I describing the sucks up your hair
exactly creates a little mini hair tornado. Oh and I
don't know.

Speaker 11 (14:08):
For the for the combo one. For the regular hair dryer,
it's like four or.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh? Is that all? Is that one?

Speaker 6 (14:16):
It is?

Speaker 11 (14:17):
I have the regular hair dryer and it's much lighter
than other hair dryers.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
It makes it very smooth, so it doesn't get kind
of your hair doesn't get all fried. And it's so
much faster.

Speaker 11 (14:27):
I can blow dry my hair in five minutes we're
before it used to take a half hour.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
I'm sold.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
That is what's so awesome about being the dude, right right,
We get to go out and like build.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Bridges like that.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
We just look better doing it.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I mean, just towel dry my hair.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I use my hand. I don't use a brush. But
it's kind of like, oh I never knew that.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Throw a hat on all the makeup time you take.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, all the eyeliner. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Six hundred dollars hair dryer. Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay, I think it's cheaper though at Costco. See this
definitely get it for the Chris Christmas President if you
want to win your lady over.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I did say this thing about how dads can do
a ponytail for their daughter, just this using a shot back.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yes, that sounds dangerous, so.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It sounds painful.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
No, and actually the kids think it's pretty funny from
watching the videos at least. So you put like you
have the shot back hose and you put the little
hair tie thing around the end of the nozzle.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, condom.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and then you you come up behind you know,
the the girl and you turn on the shop back
and it sucks all the hair into the hose the
shot back and you simply slide the hair tie on
to the hair and it's and it looks perfect.

Speaker 10 (15:42):
It does.

Speaker 9 (15:42):
It's a perfect ponytail.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
It with your hand five seconds with your hands. I said, Dad,
have you ever tried to do that? I can tell
you I have. It's it sucks.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
This sounds like an opportunity, Greg Man, Yes, ponytail.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
All right, are you down for I got a hair tye.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
It's like a cheap dyce in right, what ad would do?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Uh No, there's a ton of videos online on how
it works. But yeah, there's I mean, I don't know,
attachment like that. We're talking about a dice in vacuum now,
not the hair dryer, the dice in vacuum because they're
using a vacuum.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, just a shop back.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Yeah, it has that attachment. I have the dice in
vacuum as well.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Right, we're bringing it in well not a sponsor, but
could be now.

Speaker 9 (16:35):
They have the quality products.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah, it comes in color options.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
See that's the important part.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Verry Blush. Now we're talking about hair dryers again.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
A lot about that Pursa's shoes. Ladies, if you ever
have any questions, message your go to person on the
show for that. You think it would be someone like
Samy or maybe Gina. No, no, no, it's it's definitely.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm also here to help the fellas. I get a
lot of fellows that reach out to me asking about
like guests for the ladies around the holidays.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, well there you go, Minister, your go to guy
at Menace on social media, hit him up, bro, I
got you at Medas. But it was a lot to
cover a whole week off, weekend or vacation. Cheers and jeers.
We'll get to those next. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. What what's up with you?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's good?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Go back from the break, not just the commercial break,
but the Labor day week, which a lot of people
have been give us some great feedback on warring Woods show.
So glad you guys are back. It's from the nine
to one to five. Had to listening to the old
shows this past week. What he has to convert that
cassette tape that his mom made it his first time
on the radio to an audio file, so you always

(17:49):
have a copy of it. Well, we've played it on
the air. Yeah, no, that's not the whole thing. I
have the entire quote show that I go. That's actually
not a bad idea. Also here in the old pot
cast was awesome and Randy's roast was so funny. Me
love that's from Linda. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
But we are back live becoming at him. So some
weekend our vacation, cheers and jeers, we'll start with you,
Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Okay, well I'm gonna give cheers to a fantastic visit
from my parents. We get along great. There's usually no drama,
but this was zero drama. And it was a long visit.
They were in town for four days, four full days,
and I thought it might be a little bit long,
but it went great.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
And they stayed with you.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yes, Well, when there is any kind of drama, what
is it typically about?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yea, my brother, Yeah, and then other certain family members.
And you know how I pre wash my dishes before
I put them in the dishwasher. I get I go
back to my childhood where they nagged me about certain
things or jeez, can you spend more time making your bed, like,
you know, just stupid things like oh you up? Oh,
and I don't allow them to sit on the living

(18:55):
room couch and my dad finds that to be very annoying.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Wait, so even guests can't sit out.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
No, it's for looking at Yeah, that's you sit in
the family room. You look at the living room.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I got that that was what it was for to live.
Like you don't sit there. Mario doesn't say no, Like
when you have people over, that would be the time,
not just casual random vision Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
It depends on the caliber kind.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Of or the occasion.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, if you watch cribs, like people always have the
showroom where like they don't actually sit in it.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
And like we have a couple of chairs in there
that we do sit on. And uh my dad walked
in and said, oh, so we're allowed to sit in here,
and he's about to sit on the couch.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
My mom yelled, no, you can't. It's for showing.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Also is it like, like what is it.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Going to get screwed up? It says like camel hair,
like what is it?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's hard to quote make the couch it's it's very
puffy and it's pain in the ass. I'll get your
photo on creases. Also cheers to the extraordinary amount of
sex I had in the past.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh wow, I mean it's usually extraordinary. It was extra
you got extra horny since your parents were there. This
is after they left, Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, but Greg, let me ask you a follow up
question that because you're the one who always says that,
like in a heterosexual marriage sex is such a big deal,
such a big deal, but like in your household or
in gay situations, right, it's just like, oh on zip
and exactly, that's it. So like, why is that such
a big headline?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
It's a headline only because it was so frequent, you know,
like instead of just whenever you wanted it. It was
kind of like, all right, what time today? Okay, what time?
What are we doing tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
It was really fun two three times a day.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Uh no, not multiple times in one day. I'm not twenty,
but every day, yes. And then jeers to Cheetos and
my Cheetos experience. I texted you about this, Mattess. I
didn't tell you how though. I was thought I'm gonna
treat myself and have some Cheetos and drop on the couch.
I know that would be a tragedy. I ate one cheeto,

(20:57):
then another cheeto, and then on Cheeto number three, I
hear this crack and I thought, oh god, there's a
rock in the bag or something like that. No, it
was a crown that I forgot I even had, and
it completely broke off my tooth in half. It felt
like I had a boulder in my mouth. So I
had to spend basically the last day of vacation many many,

(21:18):
many hours at the dentist. And now I have this
stupid temporary crown and I have to go back twice,
once for a cleaning, once for the crown, and wo
not cheap, not fun. And it sucked some of.

Speaker 10 (21:30):
Those little cheese like the little end bits. Oh yeah,
very hard. It must have just hit me the right
way or the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
And the crowns had to get replaced. There's not like
a forever thing, right, So depending on how long you
had it, the silver lining was And I don't remember
getting this crown.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I got it nine years ago. They said if it
had been ten years then insurance wouldn't cover it.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Oh wow, So I looked out nice.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So thank you good one. Anatomy.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Did you swallow your crown?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I was thinking, oh, I could probably just chew through
this tough bit of che but instead I spin it
in my hand and I saw chunks of white tooth.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I just felt like such a loser. Weekend vacation cheers
and jeers menace.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I just spent a lot of time in the sun
and swimming and that was super fun. And I also
hung out with our friends at Disney and I did
a Disney five k run early early in the morning.
What yeah, I did You did that Chryser run? Now?
This I did because I was so gassed on the
first run. I was like, I can do better on

(22:32):
the second a little less gas, still gas, but yeah,
that was that was really fun. And that's pretty much
what I did. Just hung out. Not nothing too crazy,
but my jeers is you know. I did spend a
lot of time going to my favorite places like Costco
and Sam's Car and all that, going to the mall
all that, and I went into the Sam's Club and

(22:55):
nothing but Christmas stuff in there. Nice.

Speaker 6 (22:59):
I saw the delivery fee.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Let's go over the weekend, dude, live trees.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, no, who would buy a live tree now maniacs.
I don't know, but like it was aisles and aisles
of Christmas stuff already, and I'm like, dude, stupid. We
love Thanksgiving. Oh we just gonna forget in Halloween too.
I mean, yeah, but to Halloween's already been like to

(23:27):
but it's weird now that you go down.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
The aisle feel bad for Halloween. Halloween is not a
forgotten holiday. Thanksgiving is the forgotten holiday.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Right when you walk in the store, like one side
is all Halloween stuff and the other side is all
Christmas stuff.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
That's too much?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Why? But I did see this really cool countdown til
Santa gets here display. It's a hundred bucks and it
looks like like a clock, and I was like, oh,
we should get for the studio so Sammy can get excited.
And it is huge.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
It looks like one of those outdoors thermometers that are
all digital.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, this one's at Sam's Clubs.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
But does it go more than a one hundred days
or ninety nine days?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, that's the word.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I did see a cool advent calendar is for National
Lampoon's Christmas vacation and so each day has a different
figurine inside the Clark Griswold.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
There's the you know, the the r V. Yeah, pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
And then you have a whole village by the time
Christmas gets there.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
And I forget where that was being sold. But it
looked pretty cool, didn't look Yeah, it didn't look as
dumb as half this other stuff.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
This is a five foot pre lit only on hundred
dollars at Sam's Club.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, it's a steal. That is a steal. I was like,
we got to get for the studio. So is that
your jeers because I really want I want to spread
it out because Thanksgiving is great. It is. I mean,
it's our super Bowl. It kind of is holiday like
it's being forgotten week.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Well, I mean it's been that way for a while
for a long while. But now now that we're putting
out the Halloween stuff in fourth July, yea, and now
we're putting out Christmas stuff Labor Day. I've seen this
early ever, Yeah, week, that's way too early. My vacation
cheers is the fact that we go to the same

(25:21):
place every year. My wife and I love this resort
Secrets Maroma Beach. I get that question a lot. Five
Star Adults only all inclusive service is fantastic. The beach
is beautiful and it still lives up to the hype
that I give it rule each and every time, and
they keep doing things that improve the experience. They add

(25:44):
new things, they fine tune certain aspects of the experience.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
And its stars.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
And it was it was, dude, it was. I'm just
telling you, it's great to get away with no kids
and you're at a place where there are there are
some obnoxious adults. There was this woman from.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
New York who brought her dog Nope, and.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
This this big poofy flue fye white dog and it
was off leash, right, I know, they do they they
build her then they because you signed a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I didn't realize this when you uh, you know, when you.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Check in, you sign a bunch of stuff, especially if
you bring a pet with you, of all the rules
and whatever, and there are fines associated with each and
everything that you violate.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
So she got fined for every time it was seen
off leash, every time they get peed by the pool.
One she brought this thing onto one of those paddle
boards out into the ocean. Yeah, it had such separation
anxiety from this woman. Every time it would walk, the
woman would walk more than five feet away from her,
it starts barking, which you don't want to hear, as
everybody's like chilling, Like I want to hear the blender

(26:46):
chopping up a bunch of ice for a frozen drink.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I want to hear it.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Well, because you can bring a pet, you just can't
be obnoxious, and typically it's service pets. But because this
thing still had the dumb vest on, it was clearly
not a service dog. I've been of it taking a
crap on the beach.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
This is what happens.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
People say, Oh, it's just idiots like you know, sorry,
people like Sammy whoa, Oh, but it's cute.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I love it. And then it does.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
But what he says, craps on the beach, peace by
the pool.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
And the woman had the world's most annoying voice is
like this, and she's only just so loud, so everybody
she talked to, everybody could hear her. It was very
much a look at me, look at me, look at
me kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Well, it sounds like she had to bring her dog
because nobody would go on Vaca.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh no, her husband was with her. Oh yeah, And
was she there the entire time you were there? No?
She Uh, let's see, she checked out like the day
after labored. It's a Tuesday, she was gone. Thank god,
that's so random. Anyway, other than that, other than this
woman and her dog, place was fantastic, had a great time.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Do you get sad when you check out? Yeah, because
I brought her on cry when.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
My wife and I don't even speak, were both in like,
you know, depressed moods, like we have to pack up
the night before.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
And then when you go to the lobby when you're leaving,
you see people arriving.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, it's just it's a difference between flying to Vegas
and flying home.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Hand you like a survey.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
So yeah, but the Jeers was on that last night
as we were packing, I took a step out onto
the patio.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
We have like a you know, sliding glass door goes
out of the patio and then goes into like a
swim out pool as part of the Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's probably boringging to just relax.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, it's terrible. And we go with like two other couples,
So we go some friends and that sucks.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
This sucks. Yeah, right, anyway, for whatever reason they decided,
you know what, we were good good idea between this
body of water and also when it rains, let's have
a marble tile.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So anyway, I step out and I don't even make
it over the threshold. My first foot plants. I eat
it so hard land right on my hip. The video
of this, I go to break my fall, but putting
my right hand down, like all three of these fingers
pointer finger, middle finger, ring finger on my right hand
and my wrist are sprayed.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
That's how you break.

Speaker 10 (29:10):
That's how they When then you learn how to do snowboard,
they say, do not put your hands out because you'll
break your wrist.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Also, I mean that actually looks like blue or something.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeahah.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Anyway, my foot though, when it kind of underneath me
dragged across the metal threshold track of the sliding glass
door with all my body weight on it, and so
like my whole right side of my left foot, like
from the big toe all the way down to like
there where the almost to the ankle, black blue purple.

(29:43):
Like I thought, I broke my hand, my wrist, and
my foot. Here I'm my fat ass on the ground
on the list. I think God, it was the last night.
It was the night before we left. This was this
is Friday night. That's how I split my head open
in Mexico because marble floors bright eyed, I mean they
look beautiful. It looked great. Whose bright idea was that?
That was definitely And it was right at the end

(30:06):
when you're already, like you said, Greg, you know, kind
of like depressed, like already inconsolable. Yeah, I'm like, you know,
I might as well go ahead and just die, I know,
crawled the jungles of Kiku and die.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
So what happened? You just said auchi and went back
to bed.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Oh no, Like it took my breath away. I thought
I was gonna bar.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
They have like an on site doctor or hospital.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
They do they do?

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Do you visit?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
No, I've been there before, though.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I have a casino like the one Menace went.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
To no casino hospital because remember when I spill my
head open in Mexico, and thank god, it was on
the last day as well. It was like, uh, yeah,
you want to go to the hospital because I had
like a gash on my head and I remember seeing
the hospital across the street and it said hospital and
then the other side, same building casino.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Hell, I just waited out.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Where the dice the hospital at the there's a.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Place in Missouri that was kind of by my house
where I lived, and it was like there was a
butcher shop on one side, there was an AMMO store
on the other, like a gun and that's cool.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Yeah, so I'm seeing from the photos they do like
rose petals on the bed when you arrived.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
No, they didn't get that.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
We didn't get that. You could probably request that. Yeah,
we don't do that.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
You wouldn't think that was a mess?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
No I do.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, that would suck.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
The last time I was in Cancoon, they did do that,
and I thought, oh god, now I have to scoop
these all all years since we've.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Been going there, Like Hilton bought the property. Oh yeah,
and so they're like managing it now.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Maybe they don't do the flower thing.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
No, they do, like, but it's just not I don't
think they just do it to do it. I think
you have to like request it. You have to tell
them it's your universary now, all right, So sammy cheers
and jeers.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Yes my cheers. For the vacation, I saw friends and
family and it was great. I had so much fun
and I I made a lot of progress on the
blanket that I'm crocheting, and that makes me happy.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Then you sign up for like a sewing class.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Did and I'm excited. It's kind of start in about
a month, and I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Other people or is it like one on one tutoring.

Speaker 9 (32:07):
No, it's other people beginner's class.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
By people, we mean old ladies.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Probably you'll be the youngest person there by at least
two decades.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I guess we'll see.

Speaker 9 (32:15):
But how can it be when I know how to sew?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
That'll be pretty great?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I know.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
So this is like you bring your own machine or.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
What do you know?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
They have them there? But I do have a.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Machine, yes, so Greg, just in case you hav need
a button attached, I do.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yes, you might get a sock, darn, you don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You never know, no idea.

Speaker 10 (32:33):
This could be a good project. We could do like
a custom like I don't know, blazer for Greg or
something or.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Next time, like you know, medicine, I tear a hole
in our pants, you know something like that pants to
go to Yeah, we just bring it right this hand?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
All right? Cool? Because I got a ton right, I.

Speaker 9 (32:48):
Can the seamstress of the ship, and.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Then also from my underwear of my dogs, like so
many holes.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
What about your gears?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
My gears?

Speaker 11 (32:57):
Is that my AC broke and it is death in
my apartment.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
I had to leave.

Speaker 11 (33:04):
It got to ninety degrees and it had been like
that for a long period of time, and my dog
started overheating and panting, and I kept putting her in
the sink and running cold water.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
Over her just to cool her down, and it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (33:16):
It got to the point where it just wasn't working,
and so I had to go stay at my sisters,
and I'm waiting for my a C to hopefully get fixed.
But it's the time of year where they're all busy,
so I'm hoping it can get fixed fairly soon because
I can't stay at my apartment until it's fixed.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
The texts in their place. I promise I won't harvest
your organs.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
And what sucks is my AC is so kick ass
all the time. It's one of the best a cs
that I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
And then as soon as you ever change the filter.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Yes, I changed it, like I don't know, six months
ago or.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Something said one they'll freeze up.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
About the filter in your ceiling, Yes, the air conditioning
air filter, Yeah, the air filter.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
You got to change those things. You could suffocate the system.
They start working too hard and that's when they break clean. Yeah,
clean the coils.

Speaker 11 (34:09):
The nice thing is I'm runting, so I just diabled
the landlord and I'm like, hey, you got to fix this.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Uh sea bass cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (34:17):
So on a travel note, cheers menace to Jet Blue Mint,
Oh noise such if you've ever flown Jet Blue, it
doesn't go everywhere all the time, but that those sections
up front, those little pods, the Mint, it's just like
they always find a way to make it better and
better and better.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Yeah, giant fold out TV.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
So where'd you go?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Mint?

Speaker 10 (34:35):
This was out of flying out of Boston, uh and
across the country, six hour flights.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So you're you're just in relaxation. Yeah, it's it's a pod.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
With all kinds of crap in and of course they
show up and you know, naturally before the flight you're champagne.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, full menu.

Speaker 10 (34:51):
It's just the free Wi Fi. Oh yeah, those twenty
five dollars Wi Fi you get. Oh, it's just so nice,
so nice which leads me to the jeers, because when
you're in JEP Blunt, it's all quiet mood. Lighting the
window shades down? What is with some airlines? I'm looking
at you, Spirit, who insist that, oh we landed, window
shades gotta be up.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, I don't know an FAA rule, And.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
In fact, some airlines say no, keep the shade down
YEA for heat for They.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Usually say that like once you get to the gate. Though,
like once you get to the gate, they say, please
put the shades down there, But.

Speaker 10 (35:20):
Like first is my jet Blue flight, the shade was
down the entire time. There wasn't any It's not an emergency.
It's not a safety thing.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Don't get for your sake.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
No, it's not Spirit.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
You are liars, and I don't know what's wrong with you.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I've heard the argument they said, like, you know, so
the flight attendants they can see that's wings engine.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
That's the garbage argument they give you. But clearly it's
not necessary because better airlines. Maybe it's Blue the first
or something exactly. I think somebody at some point, again
I mostly Spirit that I've noticed this on, but I'm
sure it's others.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
Well, yeah, I don't know why you do it.

Speaker 10 (35:49):
It's just another pain in the ass thing, trade table,
up seat, bag of shoes and if you want the
sun blurring in your face, that's a requirement as well.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, it's not on the topic. You know what really
grinds my gears as well? What's that?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
What happens in minnes So why.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Do they tell us to put our electronics away like
forty minutes before we land? Like a yeah, Like I
think it's way too early.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Because it's a good twenty minute probably because nobody listens
and they keep going back and telling everybody by the
time they start to the time they actually get people
to do it, like that probably takes that long, right, Yeah,
but you're not a moron. Like right, here's another the
majority of the public and Jet Blue mint because you're
in that concealed pod.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
I didn't put my laptop away. I started it next
to me because I have so much space under my
blanket and no one noticed. They didn't crash and everything.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Well, geez amazing.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
That's what they do now. They'll say, like gate to
gaate wi Fi, so like you can start using the
Wi Fi. That's if it's if it's ground to air.
I don't think you can do that. But when it's uh,
you know, they're taking like a starlink kind of thing. Yeah,
you can use that like gate to gate. Pretty nice
Gina Grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I I went off the grid like middle and no
wear style. That's my vibe.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
And I got a rented a little place with a
pool and my husband and I just.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
What kind of like middle of nowhere place like where
like what kind of is like a cabin?

Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah, like the mountains, Yeah, desert, deserted and like there's
like animals that try to like come and like you know,
maybe you drown themselves in the pool. But I'm a
friend to all animals and the coyotes and the birds
and the hot I love it. But I you know,
when people say like I'm out doorsy, I'm not out doorsy.
I'm outsidey, like I just want to chill, but outside

(37:33):
on the patio porch time. Thank you. So my biggest
cheer has always been will always be the cheap pool raft.
It doesn't get better because when you have a cheap
pool raft, you kind of sink into the water. So
you're like, I don't want those big, fancy, expensive ones
because you never to thank you. I will spend nine hours.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
And did in a nine hour or a nine dollars raft.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Don't ask me where or how I paid nine hours
in this pool raft never happier.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Loved every minute of it. But here's my jeir. You
get home and big brother decides that they're now in
charge of my nest thermostat.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh yeah, what.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Sweating my ass off? I can't figure out what's going on.
Are they resetting the thermostat in the middle.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Of the night. Well, the thing is, did you get
the thermostat from the electric company? Did they give it
to you for free?

Speaker 6 (38:30):
I didn't give them any garbage? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
Has that anyway? But the ones that mess is right,
the ones that you get from the electric.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Company they got you for free?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yes, they you're giving them permission to go in and
throttle you back. If you know, there's like a situation
about it.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You know.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Well I finally figured out how to undo it, but
I was very upset about that first problem. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, but when you mentioned the pool thing for nine
hours in a raft, when people say, oh, you know,
retirement sounds so boring. No, it sounds out could move
into like.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
A sixty five plus village right now, I would do
it into.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Your nine dollars raft hanging out there all day. Well,
there's your jeers and jeers everybody.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, ye, all right.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Well, oh, your weekend or whatever you did over Labor
Day week was great eight.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Seven seven, text us two two nine eighty seventh.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Come on, you guys awake us, take them on, take
your bust, take him on.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
You guys awake up.

Speaker 6 (39:34):
This is the hooty show.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Well today it's September to ninth, and you know that
September ninth is one of the most common birthdays in
the US.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
It's number one, the most common birthday.

Speaker 11 (39:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Interesting believe that the top ten all fall between September
ninth and September twentieth, because if you count backward forty
weeks you get to early December and more ba are
made in the lead up to the holidays and any
other time.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Of the year because there's cold and there's nothing to do.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
All that missiletoe. Oh yeah, holidays making people horny. I
guess hot, missiletoe. The least common month to be born
is February, followed by April and November. You gotta go
to Coachella, but the sorry, September ninth is the most
common birthday. Wow, so happy birthday.

Speaker 6 (40:25):
To money you special people.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
All Yeah out there says there were no winners on
Friday nights. Mega Million's jackpot Tomorro's jackpot is up to
eight hundred million dollars with a cash option of four
hundred and one point eight million. That's the cash option.
Is the seventh highest jackpot in the game's history. The
six other ones that have been higher have over have

(40:48):
all been over a billion dollars billion.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
It became normal for a while. Yeah, yeah, billion dollar
plus ones. Yep, oh sanity.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Speaking of the lottery, Greg, did you watch the new
John Cena move on Amazon called Jackpot?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah? That's I sure did.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I did as well, love me too. John Cena is
becoming one of my favorites. Yeah, he's an actor. Yeah,
he's good.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
He's fluent Chinese is oh yeah, amazing.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Well that's the joke because he had to apologize because
he said something that wasn't pro China.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
He already spoke it because I think he like did
the circuit there?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah he did, Yeah, so he learned it. That is impressive. Yeah,
pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
He's impressive all around.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
He's going to be like one of the Hollywood greats.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Yeah, and he said he doesn't want to Oh okay,
do you like him more? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
That that gives him some even more points.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Well. He also said he didn't want to get married
right away because he was dating one of the Bella
twins and then he ended up marrying some chick that
looked like one of them.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
So okay, you like, that's what Derek Jeter did when
he was playing. He's like, I'm not getting married while.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
I'm playing, right, But he had great gift baskets.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Getting married right away, waiting till you're fifty though, exactly.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
But like if you're a major league baseball player or
you're a big famous you know, uh, wrestler John Cena
type or whatever, like, you know, why limit yourself?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Really?

Speaker 6 (42:09):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
You can't get in any kind of like, uh, you know,
cheating trouble, Like you're with a with a wife. I
mean you can cheat on a girlfriend. That's different.

Speaker 6 (42:16):
You're at the buffet, you guys, right, exactly.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah, yeah, why limit yourself? Eight seven seven forty four.
Wood sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Shows Show and we are into another hour in sensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's September the ninth.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Be officially welcome Gina grad to the family.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
So happy to be here. I seriously, I feel like
I won a lottery.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Well check it next time, Yeah, check it with good.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
She thought that counts. She's the sweet to say she's
won the lottery.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
But menace is not because I and Gina both loved
a little fortas we met.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Those are good, but every time I bring them in
mess so good, A.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Lot of good things. And now you're bringing in ash juice.
Veggies are really good, mozzarella.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I buy those. I buy those like five at a
time from Costco Big. They're two veggie forward. Is the
problem really good? Yeah, ash juice there they are, garden Delights.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
I delight something o there. Yeah, I'm getting at Costco.
Get him some some grocery stores.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I mean, if you ever need to throw up, because
now they're really Goodison. I'm saying, like, if you're trying
to eat better, which you know.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I will give months.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
If you have a hard time getting veggies in your diet,
this isn't easy.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Totally garden lights, spinach, egg white for Tata's that's the one. Yeah,
they're really good. Yeah, don't listen to minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It was having a football back yesterday.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
That was great.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Really really missed my football sundays. I know, I know,
putting on the game and then after the game, I'm
really interested is over putting on like the red Zone
channel and just watching that. I was just you know,
doing work at my own pace.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
You know, it's like life is normal again.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, really it was.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It was It was really good.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
What did you guys think of Tom Brady?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Did you listen to him? And I didn't listen to him.
I mean I read a lot of the feedback and
you know, people weren't digging it. They were ripping him.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Well, it was like mixed reviews.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
He just very bland.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
What's first his first day? But you all, Okay, So
in the very beginning, I thought there wasn't enough Tom
and I thought by the end of the game he
had really kind of settled in and got a little
bit more comfortable. The biggest thing is going to be
to get the chemistry going between him and Burkhart.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
But give him a minute, yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, but I think he'll be I think he'll be
really good. I think he's gonna be way less annoying
than Tony Romo.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
I caught that. I wasn't even watching the Ash game.

Speaker 10 (45:00):
I was just watching the YouTube, like ten minute recap
of the Chargers Raiders game, and I was like, Oh,
this is what he's been saying, because he's.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
He's like this, here we go, Jim constantly over the
top of knocks. I must say, though, on that game,
you were just talking about strong first fights in the stands.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, right, I mean that's a good place to fight.
But obviously Brady's insight is fantastic. Sure, yeah, just is
getting better than Romo in a lot of ways obviously,
but his voice isn't as strong, you know, so he's
gotta have to They're gonna have to work with the engineers,
got to work with like getting him at the right
level for his MIC and getting him set up the
proper way and then just work on that chemistry.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
But I think he's gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Yeah, Yeah, they're gonna be good. I felt bad for
Greg Olsen. Was either got that done for Yeah? Yeah,
well he's still with Foxes put him on the on
the B team.

Speaker 10 (45:51):
His hair is not as good, you know, Sorry, Bud, Yeah,
but it was, Yeah, but it was. It's I mean,
you know, it's TV twelve right right right about Tyreek Hill.
You're a fan, yeah, I like his celebration the touchdown.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
So right before you know, kickoff, on the way to
the stadium, Tyreek Hill gets pulled over and the details
are sketchy, but they said it was for allegedly speeding,
and then things just escalate. He ends up on the
ground putting handcuffs. He was released before you know, game time,
so he ended up scoring like an eighty yard touchdown
in his celebration, he put his hands on his back

(46:28):
and one of the young players led him back to
the to the sideline.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
And now his words though in the press conference says
that he didn't swear and he didn't talk back right.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Well, one of the officers that was involved has already
been put on administrative leave. Their investigating the whole thing.
Maybe they were Jags fan.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (46:44):
He's driving a McLaren into the stadium. He's definitely driving
like an a hole, like a dick. I'm sure that's
what allegedly and then the cops pulled over. He definitely
mouthed off, but power star nazis am all right?

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Right.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Was a second that was.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Also handcuff because he tried to discuss the situation where
the officer is there at the scene.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Okay, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You know, I don't know, I be I really don't
know what happened.

Speaker 10 (47:07):
I've been and I've seen a lot of police confrontations.
They don't hit in handcuffs unless you're being a dick,
like why are you on the ground? Exactly, That's exactly
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Very possible, very possible, And I you know, I tend
to side with you know, cops none out of ten
times because there's got to be something going on. I
really don't know what's happened.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
But Tyre kill is such a good dude with such
a long track. Also true, Sure, it's also true, but
we just we don't really know anything.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yet I do. Did he win?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yes, it's the Celebration fund, Yes, right, Yeah, that was
that was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
All Right. We've got a brand new redneck news show,
The Mouth Matthew Don't every day is keeping score in
a game of darts.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Rednick News.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
And Today's Redneck News it's from Florida where you got
this fifty two year old broad name. Her name's Corolla Mitchell,
and she's a four fortune tell getting better and better.
And according to the police, she was using her fortune
telling services as ruse you see, to get into people's
homes so she could steal cash and jewelry. So one

(48:11):
of the most recent robberies happened to this trailer park.
She knocks on this woman's door, asks if there are
any good restaurants around. Then she asked for a glass
of water, and then once inside, she offered to read
the woman's palm and then pulled a gun. Oh, she
made off with twelve thousand dollars, which damn, I don't
know how many people anywhere, let alone a trailer park.

(48:32):
I got twelve grand line around. The fortune teller took off,
but the victim called the cops. They arrested her. When
they were questioning her, she let slip. There were more victims,
but not clear how many. So they're trying to track
those people down. But in the meantime, fortune teller lady,
she's in jail facing numerous charges.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
It would be really hard to resist an offer of
a door to door palm reader.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah yeah, come on in, all right, any good restaurants
in the area the way, yeah yeah, would you like
me to reach your palm?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
This is where I come for the really good recommendations here.
Have been to a lot of nice places.

Speaker 11 (49:07):
Ran.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
By the way, you have a glass of water? Hey,
do you want your palm?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Red? All right?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
That's come on in. Irresistible Okay, I.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Have thousands of dollars hitting in my trader it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
That's a Florida fifty two year old Corolla Mitchell who
was going door to doors of fortune teller and robbing people.
And that is today's read. Nick, We're gonna take a
quick break.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
We have ce Mass and the local news story of
the day.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
This is the wood Show.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
All right, Welcome back everybody, Monday morning. Our announcement that
we had earlier in the show, Our big announcement is
that Gina grad is.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Now a full time member of the Woodie Show. So
now that's official.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
It's a thing.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Everything's been signed, sealed and delivered.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's Oh.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
I don't know about you guys. You guys don't have
to speak. I'm just saying I'm stoked. I'm super stoked,
you know. Maybe maybe not.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
She hit me up yesterday in the grip of my
Sunday depression, like the first day back after a vacate,
and you're like, oh God, getting back in the swing, and.

Speaker 9 (50:29):
You're like, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
For you.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, it's it's it's it's great that it's uh, it's
finally all done.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
And I'm thrilled.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, well, welcome and thank you guys for being here.
Phones are open at eighty seven seven forty four. He
hits up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Dude, people who took advantage of this glitch
to get free money from Chase Bank ATMs, did you
see your other story?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Just real? Yeah, it was absolutely real. It wasn't a glitch. Well,
so that's what we're just calling it.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Well, I mean it was a glitch because people were
doing this on TikTok and so you would deposit a
check for a large amount of money, but you didn't
have right that money to cover the check. Well you
did that in the nineties, right what Yeah, oh no,
I didn't even bother with the check. I just positive
the the empty envelope this bit. But yeah, you know, yeah,

(51:26):
but this is when the ATMs required that envelope that
had the holes in it, you put like, it wouldn't
just take you know, cash, you know, you couldn't just
bear back some cash into the air as you can now. Yeah,
but anyway, they wouldn't have enough money to cover the
check and they would draw a smaller amount before anything cleared.
But they're not even sure how many people tried it,

(51:46):
but Chase they think it's in the thousands.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, so what happened on TikTok. They just made people
aware that, oh, by the way, your funds are instantly available. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
So people are doing this and they're posting videos themselves
throwing money into the air and so libration. Yeah yeah,
and so now they're saying that these people could be
facing prison time. The Chase is going after that amount
you're pulling out.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Like thirty thousand dollars at a time. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
Again, this is not glitching, this is not hacking. This
is called fraud. And again it has been around for
years in your decades. You got a bunch of it.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
It's a hack.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
It's a free cash hack.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
It's a freak cash hack.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
And then these dumbasses posted later showing their balances like
minus thirty thousand.

Speaker 10 (52:23):
Yeah, if you're going to get it back if you
don't want a bank account and want to maybe go
to jail.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
Right, Wait, but how was this.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
Able to happen because you do have to have the
amount in your bank account for them to know.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Well, no, because Chase, like they just didn't tell people like, oh,
your funds are.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, there's a certain percentage of the amount of the
check that would become instantly available.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
So depending on what people put in there, say five
thousand dollars, maybe five hundred of it would be available
immediately you withdraw that five hundred.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Bucks if you wrote a check for fifty thousand to
yours direct, Oh, deal with.

Speaker 9 (52:56):
How much was in your account of how much you
were able to get check you did?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
So, what did you do exactly in the nineties, you
would I did it one time, and it's because I
couldn't get home because I didn't have a bus pass,
and to buy the bus pass was forty dollars the
monthly passed, and so I went into the seven to
eleven where they also sold the bus pass. I put
the empty envelope into the ATM, saying it was for
like fifty and I was I forget how much it was,

(53:20):
maybe ten or fifteen bucks short, right, So I said, whatever,
it was the deposit and then I withdrew twenty bucks
from the account that gave me enough to get the
bus pass. And then by the next day is when
I got paid. So as soon as I got paid
the next day, put the real check, put the real check.
Because the bank was right across the street from the
mcdonnel's I was working at the time, and I deposited

(53:41):
that check, like immediately says this is a high level
poor people's and nobody said, well, I'll say, almost like
postating a check.

Speaker 10 (53:47):
But didn't they ever come after you for the first
check because the first check was still fraudulent, right, there
was no check, there was nothing empty.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Yeah, And so I just said, oh man, I must
have forgot to put the check in there.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
So say it was a lot dusting a fraud, that's
just forgivable, that's a life hat.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
And I was like, I was like seventeen, yeah, something
like that.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
It was a mistake.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, I couldn't get home. I would have liked home
checking there. What Yeah, we heard all right, So here
we go. Local news story of the day. We gotta
see him as here, something like wet and warm on
my back.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It's just the love, mam. I actually going about me
a pizza barge. We finally did their dad's roll and
so off.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Do you know how this fire started?

Speaker 9 (54:31):
It was pause my cousin, he's mad because he can't
get with me.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Support animal is a Goopicial local news all right.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Our first story Sea Bass. We go to Louisville Waves
three news.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Yeah, Channel three.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
They call it the wave in Louisville for some reason
or a man walked out on his front door one
day to find a surprise.

Speaker 12 (54:53):
Sunday night, a young man in a red shirt walks
up to one Louisville home well after midnight and begins
peering in so then leaves a horrific surprise.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Went out to my front porch and noticed what I
thought was a cat poop.

Speaker 12 (55:06):
The homeowner, who wishes to remain anonymous, then checked his
doorbell camera and realized it was no cat at all.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It turned out to be a person, and not only
did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome
out friend welcome.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I heard about this guy, Cereal pooper.

Speaker 10 (55:26):
Well, Cereal is right, because it was not this just
one time, Greg, go again the welcome Matt.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
That's just a that is a sacred it's a violation.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
It is so this gentleman came back again.

Speaker 12 (55:37):
Oh no, the man police say has been pooping on
one Louisville homeowner's porch over the past week paid that
homeowner another visit this weekend. In fact, the homeowner tells
me the now infamous porch pooper went back to his
house two times the latter day weekend. The homeowner put
up sonic alarms and cat litter the next day. Well,
it seemed to deter him when he returned last night,

(55:58):
because the homeowner tells me he ran away. If you
recognize this man, you're asked to contact police at five
seven four LMPD.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Well, I probably didn't like to feel the cat litter
under his feet as defecating those more enticing with the litter.

Speaker 10 (56:10):
Well again, and it keeps your portrait being stained, of course. Sure, Well,
do you have an update? Yes, thanks to this goat,
you know this is the lead story in Louisville. They
did catch this man and he will not be charged.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Why because apparently he's got like a condition or something.

Speaker 10 (56:23):
Oh yeah, neurologic. He's probably autistic or something. And he
kind of wandered off and he decided, how do we
go poopy this house three or four times. He probably
had an abusive childhood where his parents just let.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Him, you know, not do anything fun right, no charges,
So he has been talking for a lost time.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Yeah, and never got to go to camp as a kid,
so therefore didn't get a Nintendo Local News Story of
the day.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
Going down to NBC too in Fort Myers where one
of our favorite things is happening, and old lady's giving interviews.
So fun with old lady accents. But as she's doing
it because what she was attacked by an alligator.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Oh no, it's a moment of survival, said men and
women in war.

Speaker 9 (57:01):
Now it just turns on.

Speaker 13 (57:03):
NBC two is speaking with that woman who was attacked
by an alligator in north Fort Myers and she lived
to tell about it.

Speaker 10 (57:10):
She was walking with her dog when a seven foot
gater snuck up and grabbed onto her doll.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
Boppled evening dog walk Thursday was the scariest she's had.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
All of a sudden, I had, Gina, you caught that
one too. We're talking to Dell Bobble on top of
old lady Wait that's her first name. Del is her
first name, and.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Seven foot gater snuck up and grabbed onto her.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
Deal boppled evening dog walk Thursday was the scariest she's had.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
All of a sudden, I had a premonition. I'm telling you.
It was like, oh, oh, somehow she's we talked about
this all the time.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
In fact, two years ago, you recall there was a
woman walking her little crap dog by a Florida lagoon.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Right now.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
She was straight up eaten by dog. So I don't
know what these old ladies are doing walking by lagoons
in Florida. Where does a seven foot alligator sneak up
on you?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Well, they lunch quick.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Well that's let's let's go to Dell because Bopple, she'll
she'll answer your question.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
And that alligator chocked off like thirty five bouts. And
I'm not joking.

Speaker 7 (58:23):
Bobble says she got close to the pond at Julia
Mobile Home Park off Slater Road, she saw gator's eyes
looking back at her. Before she could think of anything else,
she tossed her small ship, so named Queen up in
the air.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Then the gator chomped took out of me.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Oh, she fed it to him like a.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Pond.

Speaker 10 (58:41):
Here's the problem is she threw a queen to like
hopefully distract the gator, but the gater still went after Dell,
go after my dog.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Take this, but it's a ship too.

Speaker 9 (58:51):
You can pick it up and run with it.

Speaker 10 (58:52):
When you're eighty two again, what are you doing by
the pod?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Old?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Yeah, so don't.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
This is where I'm gonna take my walk.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Well, here's the thing, Greg, Here's the thing is you're
both right on this, Gina and Greg, is that gators
are fast and they are ambush predators.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I get that, sure, but this is not the.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
First time that she has seen this gator.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Oh, she's complained about the big gators to our community.
They have not reached out to her and also have
not returned my calls reporting in Fort Myers, Hope Salmon,
NBC two Hope.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
So she knew it was there.

Speaker 10 (59:29):
Yeah, right, But here's my thing, So, like you should
be like if there's a seven foot no you guys
don't like this, Greg, but there's a seven foot literal
man eating gator and a dog eating gator that lives
within striking distance and to take care of that. Yeah,
you go out there and you shoot it and you
kill it.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Oh it's like you know what else is fast cheetahs.
So don't walk your dog in the serengetti.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
You know, well guess what why would you do that either?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 10 (59:52):
We live near the where the gators are. When we
see a big one, you gotta kill it. And that's
just the way things are.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Kill it.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Oh yeah, if it's the biggest gate you've seen, and
it's like a record breaking one.

Speaker 10 (01:00:02):
Murder, of course, kills a difference between going off into
the killer he killed, going off into the middle of
the swamp and finding a fifteen foot gator as opposed
to the one that could that's striking and eating you.
And you see every day we're just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Talking saying you can't move that seven foot gator. You
gotta kill it.

Speaker 10 (01:00:18):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
It's the Woodie Show. We're back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Oh wo see that's his local news story of today.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
What's next.

Speaker 10 (01:00:29):
We go to CTV Windsor, right across the river from Detroit,
where the top story, yes, the top story was an animal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Rescue all right, pat and Wildlife rescue officials in Chatham,
Kent are still in disbelief after getting a call for
help in Windsor about a bear in the back of
a vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I wanted to make sure it was an actual bear,
because we've had those calls before and it ended up
being a weasel or a puppy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
But you don't know the difference between a bear and
a weasel. All right, how do you even catch a weasel?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah? I keep going there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Executive director Miriam Armstrong says it seemed the young black
bear cub was picked up from the side of a
highway near Conchran, Ontario, by a couple of people from Windsor,
who claimed the bear was injured.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I should mention he was fit tackle bell, so I'm
sure he's uh for.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Great Neither officials do say people should not approach or
try to capture a wild animal without first talking to
a wildlife custodian.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Stephanie.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
Great advice, Okay, Chris Campbell with their touch stars.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Great advice. That's good advice because I would have tried
to tackle right for it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Well, to be fair, this bear got taco bell.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Yeah, yeah, rules, so he's probably not feeling too good.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Shut up with your damn editorializing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Local news story today.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
You guys may know this.

Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
One eight news now here in Vegas where this guy
got busted for something that he thought he was you know,
one of those things where you call the police, help
me out, Police, help me out, police, and they find
out that you are actually the problem.

Speaker 13 (01:01:58):
Our eight news now and investigators learning. Metro police arrested
an evangelical pastor who reportedly had guns and drugs inside
of a strip hotel room. Police were called a sixty
one year old David McGee's room after he reported missing
property well in AR fifteen with a scope. Suspected fentanel,
pills and powder were all recovered by officers.

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Daisy quick around the room.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
What hotel was the was the pastor with ex Caliber.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
And an AR fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Himself.

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
So you're thinking south end of the strip we're talking about.
It was a strip that she gave you the clue.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
It's a strip hotel. It's not terribles, wait towers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
I'm saying ex Caliber or lux Or.

Speaker 10 (01:02:50):
If you're sleeping at Terrible as you're in the parking lot.
All right, so those are the guests as well. Let's
let's find out again from eight News Now Live.

Speaker 13 (01:02:58):
Look right now at the strat were this initial sparked
a counter terrorism was Sprang. The senior pastor at the
closed The Bridge Fellowship, which is in North Carolina, says
he was in Talent to look for his missing daughter
and planned to give her a fentanyl when they found her.
Drug and gun.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Related to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
God.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Yeah, well when he prayed on it, I guess has
what God told him to do? You know, go find her.
When you find her, give her fentyl, but stay strapped
just in case. There's your local news story of the day.
Everybody so weird? Yeah, thank you very much. See you
ass nice to cover.

Speaker 6 (01:03:34):
Was no cat at all.

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
It turned out to be a person.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
And not only did he defecate, but he also urinated
on our welcome out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Can I offer you a nice egg?

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
In this trying time the Woody Show, we are into
the new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Monday morning. It's September ninth, twenty twenty four.
Allow me to introduce everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
That is Greg Gory. Good morning, wood Menace, Good morning
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
We have Sea Bass Sammy is here, honey, And we
made announcement earlier on this morning, but our newest full
time member of the Woody Show crew is Gina grad
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
Jina, Please please I raise it down.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Yeah, so Gina is now officially here and part of
the show. And it was it was really an easy
decision for me. You know, I am just a I'm
a prepper, I am always I am always prepared should
a need a rise, and you know, being in this
position on the show, that's just what comes with the job.

(01:04:50):
It's part of the part of the what comes to
the territory, as they say, and so it's a it's
just a whole thing about like, well, if somebody ends
up leaving or gets hit by a bu us or
whatever the case might be, who would be that person?
And actually, you know, I've known of Gina for a
long time, but it wasn't until I was a guest

(01:05:10):
on the Adam Carolla Show, where Gina was Adam's co
host for eight years, where I really got to see
her like in action. I've heard the show obviously, but
really did watch the way she worked and get to
talk to her a little bit, and I'm like, huh,
so I kind of filed that away in the back
of my mind, as I do with a number of people,
you know, like, oh, this person might be good for
this down the road, or this person might be good

(01:05:30):
should you know somebody ever just side up and leave
or you know whatever, and so it just it was
just a really fortunate for us that she was available
and we had her in and you know, she was
I don't want to call it auditioning. We just want
to kind of see like how the how the chemistry
was with everybody and so now Gina and all her
but she's so weird though.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
The more you get to know her, the more weird
you really find it, cause she seems like this like
classy chick, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:54):
What I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Like you look at her and you're like, oh, okay,
she seems kind of normal, classy. It was just yeah,
and then you realize, like all this stuff about it,
like Greg, you would die maybe not right now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
What did she do?

Speaker 12 (01:06:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
Just the way she keeps her car.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Yeah, well oh yeah, it's one of those people.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
She's one of those people that just keeps it a mess.

Speaker 13 (01:06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
I'm trying to turn over a new leaf because I
have a rental right now, And I'm trying to practice
taking in things when I'm like pull into my driveway GGG.
But yeah, otherwise it's just a mobile like closet and
a mobile kitchen. Is it a mobile garbage cam, mobile
garbage can?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah, like if you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Peek inside of it. Not now because it's the rental.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
Yeah, and before we care more about it parent library.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
But before she got that accident, Yeah, got rear ended
and had to put the When you set the car
to go get fixed, did you leave all that crap
in there or did you clean it out before?

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
I think I got a garbage bag and hauled some
of it inside, but then the rest was like a
little fun Easter egg hunt for the dudes at the shop.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
That's kind of embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
I mean, just Greg, you would have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Do you not believe in like clean surroundings give you
a clean mind?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Like it?

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
I believe in it. That doesn't mean I can accomplish it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
I was always the kind of kid where like if
I couldn't see it, I'd start to freak out.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
So I was just like a little mole in my bedroom.
It was just like piles, and like my mom would
call me like, you're like a mole and I've tried
to get better and.

Speaker 11 (01:07:24):
What do you like?

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
This is the better version as an at all?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
So like, I've never seen your house.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
It's pretty clean, but I'm not the only one who
lives there, Like somebody does the bulk of that work,
my husband.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Right, But I mean, do you like, are you disorganized
at home?

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Yeah, the kitchen is like perfect, But other than that,
I can't. I can't be left in charge. Is that
my thing?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So you just make piles? Yeah, kind of like a pilo.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
Yeah okay, but my also, my favorite show is Hoarders.
It's not for tips.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's to see that there are people worse than me,
and then I feel better about myself and thy I
want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Oh, it's a the Lizzo approached. Don't lean into it,
don't change what I do, just justify it. Just see
everyone who's beneath me. Yeah, lower the bar, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah, I'll say that. Every once in a while I
see someone who's like way worse than I want to see.
At least I'm not that big.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
I know people who do that with intervention. I like
my favorite show when I'm trying to relax.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
Is Love after lock Up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
I've seen the preview.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
It's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
So obviously all these dudes are just trying to like
builk these lonely chicks for you know, canteen money. But
then we see if they have what they can go
to the distance after the guy gets sprung, and they
rarely do.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
Whoa, it's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I'm trying to think of so, like, you know, what
would be the weirdest thing about you thing? Yeah, like
the weirdest thing that you do. I mean, everybody's got
maybe something weird that they do. Like, you know, we
were talking about how loading the dishwasher, like Greg and
I will clean it before wash it. Yeah, the dishwasher
becomes like the sanitize the secondary.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
You guys have a dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
You don't have a dishwasher.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
We live in like a farmhouse. I'm the dishwater, not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Like the cool modern farmhouse, not like restoration hardware.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Now that's wow. You guys are really moving up. Okay,
we made it, you did. I told you about my
inverted nipples.

Speaker 10 (01:09:19):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Well, I already have to apologize to you guys because
a lot of times during the morning, I'll do this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
It sounds you know, it sounds like an oinking pig.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Yes, yeah, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
I'm trying to like like scratch like the like my
ear canal in between like my throat and my ear,
and everyone in my family does it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
But what do you do? Are you? Are you like
inhaling air?

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
Are you just like forcing I'm just closing my like
soft palette and then like sucking it apart.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Like what I don't even know, like like you even
try to do that, like whatever you do.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
It's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
I know it's not to do that when you have
an itch.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
Ye are you trying to breathe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Out through your No?

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
I can't explain it, it's just it just is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
And then I do the sun again. We'll be sitting here,
like you know, everybody's doing something during a commercial break
or a song's playing and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:10:12):
All of a sudden that but it's also a tick
because I feel so bad about it, so it's usually sorry, sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
With your tongue.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
No, it's like the it's like my throat, I'm like
sectioning my throat. Okay, I'm a great date. And then
the oh, speaking of that, the other thing is I
have like, very very real penis envy. But I do
not have testicle envy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Okay, I wish I.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Could just have a penis.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Okay, Well, it's kind of I got talked about a
vagina like they asked that question, like, well, if you
were a woman for a day, you know, what would
you do if you were a guy for a day? Dude?
All right, so if you had a penis for one day,
what would you do?

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
I would I would literally stick it in every available orific.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Okay, see, that's kind of like what I was saying.
If I had a vagina for a day, I'd be
putting everything up there, that's right, just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
To try it, like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
A set of keys, a table leg, a chair upside down,
to start sitting on stuff random.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
I know you guys like couch questions. Where else would
I put it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Toilet paper rolls?

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Oh candalope.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
I think soft and warm women.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
Women, that's like a lot of pressure like other men.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
So I was the lady for the day, I would
get some free drinks. All right? Guys?

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Where have I not put it that I would want to?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Yeah, give me a list, because because if you want to,
you just would.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
Yeah, you guys, have it so good.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Oh, my sister does that exact thing. She's got food
allergies in her throat and her ears are always itchy.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Oh see, I can't explain it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
My mom scratches her throw like that, Gina one hundred,
scratch my ears like that. Have never heard anybody else
do it?

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I mean the same thing, itchy years.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I always do that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
I scratch my throat my ears. You're not alone, I.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
Don't feel anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
I've never heard it before, neither. I was like, what
the hell is she doing?

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
And I love that it's all women because it's such
a weird noise for.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
What you said. Your mom does it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
My dad and they called it the grad boy itch
because all the grad boys did it, but I as well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Apparently koke heads do that. Oh, post nasal drip. A
lot of people do that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
It's, you know, to scratch your throat and your ear canal. Yeah,
oh you know what, I've never put it that. I
would yeah, vacuum hos.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Oh yeah, that's too scary.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Like shop back. You won't get it back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
It would not be good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, have you tried it? That sounds like a guy
who's tried it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
No, it's I've thought about it, of course, you know,
you're like, oh, what would that be like? But I'm
afraid it would get more than just the you know,
we joke so far.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Brad just bought that shop back.

Speaker 10 (01:12:50):
Let's just let's just they need like a little one
horse power shop back, something that's off.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
Has anyone ever legit tried a flashlight?

Speaker 10 (01:12:58):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:12:59):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Okay, and Manus gave it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
What really?

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
Yeah, does it live up to the hype?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Does it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
It's expensive and you have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
To get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
The thing that would be weird to me, like the
clean up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Nobody has to follow up that. Menace gave me one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Why he was working with that chick for a who
always had a ton of sex toys.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Oh dude, Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Because people always wonder like, how do you know so
much about sex toys? Because yeah, I used to be
part of the Sex with Emily podcast and it's still
going on. But when you go to her studio, she
has a closet and you open it and it has
like every single thing you can think of. Wow, and yeah,
she had a ton of flesh lights and she's like, oh,
bring this into work and give it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Yeah, they love it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
That won't get your reported HR, at least not with Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Would you like to borrow?

Speaker 12 (01:13:55):
So?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Greg, you had the flesh light, Like what just made
you say, oh, let's go try this out?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Because why not?

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
But it was just like no, I didn't say I
was alone, and it was really so you had somebody
to use the flashlight on you or with.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
Somebody supplementing it with other things. But there's already somebody there,
like they have things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
No, I understand that, so do women, So does everybody. Everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:14:18):
That's the point of the flushlight is, Hey, no one
else is around? Sorry, Greg's not lonely.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Well, the difference is because it's too dude sometimes like
do you use the sex toys man and woman because
the woman takes longer to you know? Or can only
you know with uh? Yeah, with internal? Can only with external,
which I learned more recently, is like the more common thing.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
Did you just learned that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Did you think?

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Nobody? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Where did you think?

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
I thought, like, you know, it would either no, No,
I thought it would either be like you could either
from internal or external stimulation either way. You I didn't really,
I didn't realize that there were a number of women
who you can go you can go out it all day. Yeah,
he's just the internal stimulation, won't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:08):
I know guys like to think that, but yeah, that
really isn't a thing I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
All right, guess what I just learned that not that
long ago.

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
I understand what he's not very experienced.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
You're with a lady, Yeah I know. But the way
he works one way.

Speaker 10 (01:15:25):
What the lady he's with has, she has her thing,
and what he's saying is there's all these other options, right, Okay,
he knows it works for her, right.

Speaker 9 (01:15:34):
Right, Bro, she's very satisfied.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Absolutely. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I don't get those guys who are like, you know,
I got mine. Yeah, you're not going to get repeat
business that way exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
You got to keep the customers happy, thank you. But anyway,
the fleshlight that might be worth trying.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Try it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
More. You got any more in that close Like how
do you? I mean, let's do it. Let's do it
energy drinks and not take advantage.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Yeah, let's do a Let's do like a woody show,
like a test, don't play a long song.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Yeah, I'll go to the sex with Emily office and
we'll raid the clock.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Let's raid it. Yeah, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, what's something weird about you?
Like Gina does this weird throat noise.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
She also writes weird She holds her paper commpletely at
a ninety degree angle in the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Yeah right, I do.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Yeah, uh so, what what do you do? What's something
weird about you? Eight seven seven forty four Woodie? Hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven, will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
More next, Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Show, More Woody Show, next the show.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
Fuck Like, just these fat people standing there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Fard knockers?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (01:16:47):
Hey be them?

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I still got a Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
All right. So we're welcoming Gina grad as a full
time member of the Woodies Show starting today.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
In fact, I think the press release went out.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
It's red.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Look that's official.

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
Looks so good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
We had to do a photo shoot, you guys, so
I only saw I only saw one picture from it.
The one I saw it was nice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Oh wow, I saw one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
It's the group photo. I thought it would just be
gena Yeah nice.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
Oh yeah, that's cute. All I'm black.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Oh yeah, well it's slimming.

Speaker 6 (01:17:29):
You know, different colored denim.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Yeah, Denham, Denham, Denham, Denham, Denham. Anyway, Gina does a
lot of weird thing that I'm telling you. Did you
look at the text? Did we set you up on that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Okay, did you see the text?

Speaker 13 (01:17:40):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
How many people are hitting us up saying that they
do the same thing that itching? He does this weird.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Noise every once in a while here.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
In the studio that we just, you know, never heard before. Yeah,
that sounds like an oinking.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
I feel so seen and so heard. And everybody does it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
A ton of people on the text saying that they
do the same thing or they know somebody does the
same thing. Yeah, and itches your throat, slash your ear.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
It's the best.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
And I'm being validated right and left because people are
pouring in to say.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
Greg, is she a lefty? Because lefties do that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Weird to see the same text. A lot of lefties
right the way you do. But I never just saw
the paper at such a severe angle.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
Yeah, you gotta go full eighty degrees and then curl
your hand around.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Text says they have too many weird things to list,
but they still avoid cracks, you know, like they won't
step on cracks in sidewalks.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
Rank your mother's back.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Yeah, I mean, nobody ever really thought that was going
to happen. But like, I'm pretty much the same way
with recording cracks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
See, I count steps between cracks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I do that too.

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Count steps, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Count steps, like from the garage at work.

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Just in general.

Speaker 11 (01:18:42):
I count steps, and a lot of times it's just
to four and then I start over. I just count
to four continuously.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
I have no idea why psychopaths.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Well, there's a number of weird things about Sammy, But
what would you say is your weirdest The bacon thing.
One of the only people I know that like bacon.

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
What genetic defect?

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I think?

Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Yeah, I ed to smell this, the smell of bacon.

Speaker 11 (01:19:04):
I really don't like bacon, and I want to love
it because so many people do, and it is somewhat disruptive.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
To my life that I don't like it. It's the
candy of meat.

Speaker 9 (01:19:13):
I think it's disgusting and I wish I I wish
I liked it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
But do you eat turkey bacon? No, wow, there's no
bacon it no.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Yeah, but you think it's like a genetic thing. Like
with me with cilantro, it tastes like soap, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
But I've never heard of anybody I've heard the cilantro
thing where there's a genetic thing where just you people
who have that for all those people, I've never people
that don't like they don't prefer bacon for whatever reason,
like sometimes it's religious. They don't think there's a you know,
like uh, you know Jewish people that't no pork, no pig,
pigs a dirty animal, you know, things like that. But

(01:19:48):
I've never heard where it's like, oh I have this
genetic thing that makes it taste rotten. It doesn't taste rotten.
I feel the same way though, that you do about coffee,
you know, Like so for me, I want to like coffee.
I've tried it different ways, and for whatever reason, if
I have ever ingest poison, all you gotta do is
give me like a sip of coffee or a coffee
flavored chocolate or ice cream or anything coffee flavored, and

(01:20:09):
it's immediately loot.

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
It's the flavor that you don't like.

Speaker 9 (01:20:12):
It must be because you like the smell.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
I love the smell too. I bought a coffee pot
one time when I was a single guy, and it's
set up every morning to brew coffee just so I
can wake up with that smell in the house and
I come downstairs, I.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Pour it out and go to work.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
That is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Yeah, I mean, there wasn't expensive coffee. It's the cheapest
crap I can find. It was just so something would brew.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
That's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
So I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
But but I might start doing that and just doun'p
it the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Other weird thing that I do. Apparently that's uh, super weirdest.
I stand to wipe. Yeah, I mean you've gotten some
support on the text for that. Yeah, from fellow weirdos.
I'm told, I'm told that's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
You been doing that since you really good kid.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I didn't know you did it any other way.
I was never taught. It was just like, oh, you
wipe your butt.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
You were taught.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
No, I don't remember being.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Taught to wipe. Does anybody remember getting potty trained?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I don't. But there's a bunch of videos on my photos,
a bunch of photos photos I have video actually of
kids in like grade school, learning the wipe. They sit
in those chairs and they have like the balloons. Really yeah,
I guess it was a thing like people were never taught,
so now they're teaching in school.

Speaker 9 (01:21:24):
Yeah, you should have been taught.

Speaker 6 (01:21:26):
Yeah, and that like school.

Speaker 11 (01:21:28):
I remember already being potty trained and like, but still
calling for my mom to wipe.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
The only thing, the only thing I remember is being
told that you wipe until the paper is clean.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
And that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
How many wipes is that for you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Usually it depends how many roles do you mean? Well, no,
because it depends. Sometimes it's a miracle, no wiper, right,
those are a total miracle. H Those are cool?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Like what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
What's the weirdest thing about you?

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
It's kind of an ear thing as well, So you know,
I love cracking every bone in my body. I can
even crack my nose and all that kind of stuff.
But just by thinking about it, I can crack the
inside of my ear and thinking about it, just by
thinking about it, and I'm able to like record it
with my iPhone before, but I don't know if our
microphones are sensitive enough. Probably hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna turn. I'm gonna turn
his microphone way up. Hold on, did hear it? No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Oh, man, I can see something moving. No, nothing, I
think i've heard it in personally.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
You think about it, you're not doing anything. You're not
like any kind of like thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
And it happened once after I went to the doctor
when I was a kid and got some ear drops
put in my ear, And then ever since then I
could do this like weird cracking noise in my ear
just by thinking about it. It's odd. I'll record it.
Maybe we'll do, like today, an audio. I'll record it

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with my iPhone because the iPhone will will pick it
up when I put it right next to it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
So I said, my weird thing, I'm taking my clothes off.
I always take them off right side in and half
fold them before tossing them into the hamper. My husband
thinks that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Right side that is weird.

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
Why would you fold them before tossing them into a hamper?

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
I don't know. I say that drives me nuts because
my wife, my kids like, they won't turn stuff back
right side out right, you know what I mean, before
they put it into the hamper. This is why I
stop folding the cloth. I'll take my stuff out of
there because it's ready to go, ready and folded or
put away, hung up. But like my wife's, my kids stuff, everything,

(01:23:44):
socks are inside out, shirts are inside out. I'm not
I'm not going to flip them back in the other way.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
You're not.

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
That's how it's supposed to be washed.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Huh.

Speaker 9 (01:23:55):
You're supposed to wash your clothes inside out, says who. Well,
it's yeah, yeah, everyone knows that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
But also we're also talking about people here who do
like a load of whites and a load of darks. Well,
you put everything in the same yeah, put on extra cold,
Yeah exactly, and you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Huh. Yeah, it's just an extra steps.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
I thought doing it right side out is what you
do when you fold it. That's just part of the
folding problem.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
No, I want things coming out of the dryer, they're
already ready to fold, ready to hang up, and that's
it whole extra step. I'm not turning everything back the
right side out doing that. Maybe what I do, Well,
maybe is that because like chick stuff has like sequence
and like all the kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Yeah, it's not like just plain.

Speaker 11 (01:24:41):
Well, I do think it has to do with sometimes
if there's like graphics on stuff, like other things get
on other stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
And I thought it had to do with like, I
don't know fading exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
You're supposed to always turn your gee you are, Yeah, yes,
I never do.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
I've never done that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
No, still here to tell the tale exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Our clothes are still alive.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
Greg, What would you say is the weirdest.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Thing that you do? I just realized I've never shared
this with you because there's never been a reason to.
But I think I have a physical thing that is
weirder than genus throat thing. Bring it, and that's why
I want to share it, because I might be the
only person on earth. Have you ever gone to the
doctor You have to do a urine test, but you
don't really have to pee. I discovered something that makes
me pee, and it's if I like, if I'm when

(01:25:27):
I'm standing and I take my hand and right at
the top of my butt crack right right about right
above it just kind of gently rub it or tickle
it like it's just like, no, I'm not really trying
to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
Greg slight little an ex boyfriend used that was the
only way he could pee. You would take his whole
pants down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
That's weird. Do that, And I don't know how I
even discovered it. It must have been ring a urine
test or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
I judge people that like a dude that drops his
pants to his ankles to peek.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
It's like a little like.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
A little boys that's weird too, but like a grown
ass man dropping their pants to their ankles. Then talk
about kindergarten behavior. They went to a certain areas that's
so weird. Of the school that's right, take their classes
when the short box they arrived, so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Take the pants right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Know what that means?

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
No one knows what it means, but it's for fock.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
People going.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
So we learned a couple of weird things about our
newest full time cast member, Gina Grad And then we
went around the room. We're talking about different things, but uh,
kind of save what I would think would be the
best for last mass of all the weird things that
you do, Like, what would you say, like if you
had to self identify, Like what's the weirdest thing about you?

Speaker 10 (01:26:58):
I'm trying to think of something that's like maybe more
of a physical deformity or thing, you know, genus throat
something that you do. Like, all my stuff is behavioral,
but it's all very smart and efficient and based on
right and so logic in order of your discovery on
the show. And I didn't even do this till I
was started the show. It's like one day I was like,
why am I carrying change around? That just goes on

(01:27:20):
the ground outside gena.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
If he's given change? If I do use cash, although
don't you keep quarters there? I keep I have like
three quarters in my car in case of a parking meter.
Most of those are cars now anyway, so who cares?

Speaker 10 (01:27:36):
Obviously the pooping in the shower, yes, it's not again,
I want to clarify, not pooping in the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
I'm pooping in while in the shower.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
I'm pooping into the sewer, just like the rest of
you people do.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
I just take a different route.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, true.

Speaker 6 (01:27:52):
I don't think there there it's to handle that I
don't Gina.

Speaker 10 (01:27:55):
This is correct, and it is has been addressed. Yes,
it's a different sized pipe. However, the way mine's set
up on an upper floor of an apartment building industrial
it's not. Again, it is two inches and this is
why I'm campaigning to increase the size of because it's
a two inches it should be a four incher.

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
You know, people, it is cleaner, it's more. The poop
doesn't go on the floor.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Doesn't It reek even more, that doesn't because if.

Speaker 10 (01:28:19):
You worse, I see what I hear what you say, Greg,
It reeks less than a than a than a toilet
poop maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
In a single family home or something like that. But
he's in an apartment building. Everything is getting like washed
down right. It's the floor, like how many floors up?
Are you?

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
Five floors up? Such a straight shot?

Speaker 10 (01:28:38):
But yeah, great, I thought that to it might stink,
but it could because in a toilet, and then it's
under the water, which I gets.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
The pick one thing, the weirdest thing about you.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Obviously it's the poop in the shower. But okay, all right,
but it's done for a good purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
And bring it up waffle stomping because it's an open hole.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
It's an open hole.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
He took off. Remember this fifty years from now. Guy
on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
Yeah, he's the innovator. Think more Woody shows next next.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
On the wood show Menace will eat something gross. He'll
be hungry in an hour The Woody Show. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show, all right,
welcome back everybody here. It is Monday morning. It is
September the ninth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
Today's International Box Wine Day.

Speaker 10 (01:29:37):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
My gun Menace. Today it's National Wiener Schnitz all Day. Oh,
shout out to Wiener, shout out to Wieners in general. Love, Greg,
I've never known how you pronounced this. I'm going to
show it to you. This third one on my list.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Steak steak.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
What a you're the fancy one?

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
What a steak?

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
I know, I guess I should know that. I know
it has some sort of sauce steak.

Speaker 6 (01:30:07):
I feel like it's like like salt and black pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Yeah, it has that like a crust.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
It has like the peppercorns French dish, and it's served
with some sort of like gravyish sauce on top of it,
a lot of pepper corns.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Right. Well, it's an Emergency Services Day. It's Wonderful Weirdo's Day.
Today's Teddy Bear Day, all right, and it's also national
when pigged Fly Day and Sexual Health Week begins today fantastic,
which also is Know your Numbers Week? And is that
your sexual number? Sexual Health Week? And Know your Numbers Week?

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Do anybody here know what what's your blood type?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Anybody? I don't know. And I was just talking about
that the other day with somebody. I've been told a
million times and I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
Don't you think it should be on your license?

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Yeah, you would think it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Well, if you're a well you're a donor. I guess
like most of your blood's probably spelled on the eighway.
That's probably what are they gonna do with that?

Speaker 6 (01:31:08):
Nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
You're probably gonna need.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
The blood, right, That's why they need to know what
you are.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
But they can figure that out already, right. I mean,
I don't know, but system high way, I don't know.
A couple of things that I wanted to bring up
to you, like entertainment related stuff. Alison Hannigan, she's going
to try to keep her daughters from seeing American Pie
until they're in college. If you remember, as Alison Hannigan,

(01:31:34):
she was in How I Met Your Mother? Yea man,
what was her name? What was the name of the
character on that show?

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Lily.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Yeah, but then also in American Pie though she was
the band camp girl flute girl, flute girl, yeah at
band camp. Yeah, so that's a that's a great question.
Like there was always a conversation with my wife about like,
at what point are the kids made aware of what
I do and just kind of stuff that we talk
about on this show. My son knows more about this

(01:32:00):
show than I do. Oh yeah, he listens to like
every podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
I thought he was allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
Yeah, well, you could see. That's the thing at our house.
I feel like the more you take a position against
something like that, the more it just breeds curiosity. Yeah,
that's true, because that's how I found out about Howard Stern.
My mom said to me, you are not allowed to
listen to this man, and I go, huh, I wonder
what that's all about. This At the time, Howard was
on w NBC in New York City doing afternoons, and

(01:32:30):
so after school, before my mama get home, I'd rush home.
I'd turn on the radio in sixty six AM and
listen to Howard Stern. Wasn't getting Yeah, didn't understand. It
was going all over my head because I was like
seven years old at the at the time didn't understand,
but I knew I wasn't supposed to be listening to it,
but I wanted to hear what I wasn't supposed to

(01:32:51):
be hearing, And so you make you make a bigger
deal out about it. But if there's everything I anything
I ever want to know about the show, I can
always go back and ask my son.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
So I can see why Alice in hand again after
she's you know, putting a flute in her huh. An
American probably would want her daughters to be at least
be in college.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
In college.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Meanwhile, Channing Tatum says it'll be horrifying when his daughter
finally sees him in Magic mic Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Really yeah, oh man.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
And I'd be embarrassed with that body time. Yeah, I
done that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Yeah, it's back to school season, I think now officially
everybody after Labor Day, everybody's back.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
It's back, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
People.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
People were asked the question what's the best high school
movie of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Wow, it's the best high school movie of all time.
It's got to be Breakfast I would say Breakfast Club.
Breakfast Club.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
I mean, you're not a fan, but I love Super Bad. Oh,
that is funny, Yeah, because I can relate to a
lot of those parties, those house parties and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Yeah, all right, super Bad Sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:33:54):
I think Breakfast Club.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Breakfast Club, well that was number one. Yeah, came out
in nineteen eighty five, number two on the list, number
two list is my favorite movie of all time. I
don't know if I considered it a high school movie,
although it did take place in the future. Back to
the Future, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
I mean a lot of it is centered like on
the prom and stuff, right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Yeah, I mean, also Marty's in high school, mister Strickland,
you know, there's your Father was a slack of two,
Ferris Bueler's Day Off and number three, Oh that's great,
nineteen eighty six, Grease seventy so good, sixteen Candles, number five,
Love It About, nineteen eighty four, Mean Girls two thousand

(01:34:33):
and four. Oh that is great, a Mean Girls so
fast Times at Ridgemont. Hi've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
I really think I rewatched it for the first time
in decades, and it was really dumb. It's night and
it's one of those movies where like, why did you
cast forty year olds to play? Yeah, high school.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Student because I was about to shout out some other movies,
like it's one of my all time favorite movies. It's
based that he is in high school, but he doesn't
look at is better off dead. Oh another John Cusack
movie that I love is called One Wild and Crazy Summer.
But these these kids look like they're in they graduated college.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
You know, that was the thing like back in the day.
I mean be cause think about Beverly Hills nine oh
two to one. Oh yeah, like all those guys, all
those actors and actresses.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
Twenty eight, Andrea looked like she was forty yeah total, I.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Think she was.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
She may have been.

Speaker 3 (01:35:23):
I think she was.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
Yeah, so fast Times at Ridgemond High was at the
number seven. These are people were asked what are the
best high school movies of all times? So hears how
it ranked out. Number eight was ten Things I Hate
About You. She came out in nineteen ninety nine, Dead
Poets Society in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
Although I thought, for whatever reason, I thought that was college.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
It's like a preps.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
It's prep school, like a boarding school.

Speaker 9 (01:35:44):
There should be a warning on that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
I turned it on.

Speaker 9 (01:35:46):
I cried so hard at the end. I was not prepared.
It was great, but I can't watch it more than ones.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
And then number ten in the list was Clueless.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Oh, great movie which.

Speaker 4 (01:35:55):
Came out the year that I graduated high school nineteen
ninety five.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
There's a movie, a high school movie Woudy that I
imagine you would love called Pump Up the Volume. Oh yeah,
and he does the Pirate Radio. It's high high.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Yeah, yeah, I watched I love that, watched that. I
haven't watched it. I haven't watched it in years.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
But yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Also, by now, you've probably seen or at least heard
that documentary about the brat Pack, since we're talking about like,
yes stuff analyzed that documentary. Yeah, it's called Brats.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Who's the guy that cries the whole time about.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
That's Andrew McCarthy. Yeah, yeah, it's like, dude over it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Maybe he just sucked.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
But here's here's what I thought was interesting about it.
So they called the brat Pack, right, brats, which this
newspaper article is the one that coined it, and it
was meant to be insulting. So the brad Pack name
was designed to belittle them and paint them as morons.
But that clearly backfired in a big way because the
public thought it was cool. It sounds cool, it's totally cool.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Actors themselves, some of them were butt hurt by that article. Yeah,
portrayed that right, Yeah, quite a while to uh like
accept it and enjoyed being called the brat pack.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
Yeah, well it ended up being a good thing, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Thought.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I here's something interesting. How about a little entertainment fun fact.
Do you ever notice how many cartoon characters have four fingers? Yeah,
like the Simpsons, Family Guys, SpongeBob SquarePants, they all do it,
and it's been that way for a hundred years. And
other reason because back in the early days of animation,

(01:37:31):
the characters like Mickey Mouse and Felix the Cat had
four fingers because the animators used circles when they were
sketching their hands, and five fingers just looked odd on
a circular hand, and so Walt Disney once said, it
looked like a bunch of bananas.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
But when they did it that way, too many.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
Yeah, another reason less work because the animation, at least
the way they used to do it, very labor intensive,
and a lot of early cartoon characters were animals, dogs, cats, rabbits,
So when the animators gave them more human like hands,
they figure they just go with four fingers because there
are four digits on the pop. So now you know,

(01:38:08):
entertainment fun fact. Something else that we have talked about
from time to time. You know, actors love to say
they don't get turned on when they're doing some hot
and heavy sex scene. But according to intimacy coordinators, how
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
For a job.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
I know that's a new thing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
They say it does happen, but when it does, they
send the actor to go do a few push ups
or something else that moves the blood into a different location.
The intimacy coordinators also try to keep it one hundred
percent professional, even between the two actors who might actually
be together in real life. Oh wow, this one says.

(01:38:44):
I'm not going to be in charge of controlling what
actors do on their own time. That's their business. But
when we're at work, it should never be about their
personal relationship. It should be about the characters. Yeah, okay,
but if you could turn that into actual on screen chemistry.

Speaker 6 (01:38:58):
Amazing chemistry. But does the push up thing work?

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
I don't know. I've never been horning and then try
to do push ups to get to go away, right.
But I never believed when you have an actor or
an actress who says that they don't get turned on
when they're doing some kind of like sex scene.

Speaker 3 (01:39:16):
I know that's how you view the other person.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Let's say you're really what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Because if you don't find them hot, now that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
If you do, oh, if you do?

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Yeah, so you know they're a hot, sexy, attractive person.
And here you are making and pasties and whatever little
covers you're junk because that's what needs to be captured
for the camera. Right, And you're sitting there smashing bodies
together and you're making out and something.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
How do you not.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
A human standpoint?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Like how do you not? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
But if you're in a warehouse with a bunch of
like crew dudes staring at you, it'd be kind of
hard to get it going.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
It'll be kind of hard. But that'll be different. I
think between men and women, like I think a guy,
you all of a sudden, because you know how it goes,
Like when you're a guy and all of a sudden,
you think think of your unit as a light switch, right,
like once once it's flipped on. Other things flip off,
like awareness or hey this is a good idea, this
is not a good idea. Yeah, judgment gets turned on,

(01:40:11):
judgment gets turned off. I mean, all that stuff just goes.
Self respect, self respect, it's all gone gone, you know,
so like you might not even realize, like you ever
see like when they do like in a movie, there's
like some a sports movie and all of a sudden,
the crowd disappears and they're really focused on Yeah, I
think that's how it could be, Like if I was,
I don't know, doing like a smash scene with Kate Beckhamsale, Like,

(01:40:31):
maybe that's how it would be.

Speaker 3 (01:40:33):
And then within one one thousandth of a second when
you're done, it's like instant regret, embarrassment, regret, shame, Why
did I do this? So if the penis like a
light switch, your payload is all that stuff leaving your
body revert right, Yeah, and you're just left with that
feeling of like, God, I'm a loser regret.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Exactly. I also don't believe actors and actresses says they like, oh,
I've never watched you were in some huge movie or
some big successful show that I've never watched it. I
don't believe it for a minute. Yeah, I don't believe
it either. Okay, that's just us, buddy. Time for the birthdays.
Everybody got show birthday. We're gonna it's Shiverday. We're gonna

(01:41:16):
sit theage. She was like, it's Shure birthday and you
know you don't do what birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Happy birthday to the Sandman Adam Sandler. Yeah, he is
fifty eight years old today. He just did a fit
check on social media, which is a fit check. What
is that? Well, there's a guy that will interview you
about the poes that you wear. And he was always like, yeah, Adam,
you've always had an interesting style. Please break down what

(01:41:42):
you're wearing today.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
Happy birthday to Eric stone Street, who is Cameron on
Modern Family Matt he's a fifty three. You got Michelle Williams,
Oh yeah, he Fledger's wife is brought Back Mountain right,
he's unofficial widow in real life. She was on Dawson's
Creek too. Background right, she's like the bad darn She
is forty four. Henry Thomas, who is the little kid

(01:42:05):
Elliott in Et, he's fifty three today. Hugh Grant is
sixty four. Kelsey Asbil. She plays Monica Dunnon. That's Kevin
Costner's daughter in law on Yellowstone. She's smoking hot.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Oh really, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
She shows a lot of ass in Yellowstone, so you
know perfect, I loved it. You got Tom Wopat, who
is Luke Duke on the Dukes of Hazzards. Oh my god,
who's seventy three and the former Redskin Gray Joe Theisman
is seventy five years old today and your porn of birthday.
This is Nicole Aniston and she's been splattered with more

(01:42:43):
DNA than a crime scene in seven hundred and fifteen
fine films, including Bad Girls Having a Good Time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Yeah. She was in Big Boobs At My Weakness Volume one,
Patit's and Their Meat. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
She was also in the winter film snow Bunny Gets
the Ice awesome. Yeah, Greg for you seduced by a
real lesbian Volume ten, real and who can forget her
unforgive role in Leave My Panties on Volume one. That
is Nicole Hanison, who is thirty seven years old today.
And that is Shaparno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that

(01:43:20):
is a little look at what's happening some entertainment related
stuff here on this Monday morning on the Woody Show,
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woody Show coming up for you. Next hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
The Woody Show. We'll be right back. Buila wouldn't approve
the Woody Show, allright? Always survive that you guys. First
day back after the break.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
It is the Woody Show, Monday Check check Monday Full
Show podcast. Just go to the Woodieshow dot com. We
had a major Woody Show announcement today. We officially announced
that Gina grad is now a full time part of
The Woody Show. She did such a great job, you know,
filling in and you know, we had some other considerations

(01:44:14):
and stuff, but it just was so obvious that Gina
was the right person for the job. And including the
fact that she got a couple of votes for the
Woody Show Employee of the Month.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
Wow, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Without even working here, We're like, well, this is gonna
be cake.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Adam can be up for it, So how do we
not do that?

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:44:30):
A brand new Redneck News today, also the vacation Cheers
and jeers Seabass's local news story of the day. That
and more it's all on the Monday podcast. Just hit
up Thewoodieshow dot com. Also, if you missed anything from
last week, all those shows are still up there on
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all the different most requested segments that you guys were

(01:44:54):
asking us to do for the vacation week. So make
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so that's the game where we try to guess is
it a fat chick or skan chick based on some
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(01:45:16):
trending new stuff plus whatever you got for us. So
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find us on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah,
Greg Gory parting Words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:45:31):
Yeah. Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
That's a that's pretty deep dude.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
It's not a thinker, no, but it makes you think
it does. Yeah, right, traditions there's a bunch of dead
people did it. Yeah, you know, but sometimes you think
about like my wife and I we were planning our wedding, which,
by the way, over the break, it was our sixteenth
wedding anniversary. Yes, because you guys were there, that's right.
Does it seem like I was sixteen years ago? No, Yes,

(01:46:02):
and no, I was just gonna say the same thing sometimes. Yes,
when you stop and think about all the things that
have happened in that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
Time sixteen years ago, that was a good day. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
But anyway, when we were planning the wedding, there was
all this pressure to get married in a church, but
neither one of us are religious, and so we are
we doing this for like so when tradition comes around,
like why are we doing this?

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
I remember your reception. I don't remember the ceremony.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
Well because Greg was already drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Oh yeah, and it just continued at the It was
pretty quick, wasn't it lovely? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
Anyway, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
Happen to be back the rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have a
great day. SMD double M I quit this bitch,