#605 - Dope As Yola talks “Proper Papers,” Stand-Up Comedy, Being Blacklisted, Dope As Usual Podcast & More

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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Special guests return get but this is only his second
solo appearance, but I think the fourth time he's been
on the podcast total.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You've pulled up and with a dab rig it in
a couple of us.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I didn't ring it. It's fine, thank you for that. Yeah,
I didn't ring it early.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We have got my brother Thomas aka dope. Is you
only in the building hellos? Or what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Brother chilling man?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You've got a new paper company.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff dropping. The new
papers are coming out. It's been a minute man.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well, I mean, first of all, what's new in your
world outside of the paper company?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I mean, obviously you got you. I feel like you
have so much going on at all times. Yeah, comedy dude,
stand up.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, So the first.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
The set you came to, they told me I had
five minutes the day of, so I went, okay, rewrite
everything because I don't have everything. I don't have that.
It was the worst time in my life being on
that stage. Every time I think of being flappers. Oh
my god, dude, I thought you were fine.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
It's not that when I look at him and go
like when I watch it, like I'm embarrassed. Dude, you
did I feel like that that.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I feel like you had some nerves during that setcause
I just made it up right.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Just on the made it up right before. I'm like five,
all right, let me Nicole an Asian guy badger. I
don't know. I was just talking shit, but nah, dude,
you got to dial in. I got my ten twelve
completely flat. It's been so fun dude, it's been really
fucking fun.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well for you, Like not only are you funny, but
like you're such a great storyteller. And I feel like
comedy in general, like stand up is all about storytelling.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like Fluffyy doesn't tell jokes, he tells transitions, story, funny
story transition, funny story shows over.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
There'sn't really jokes in there. It's just funny. Yeah. Yeah,
so I found it like the past.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
The last like forty percent of my set is a
story m It's been going great, man, I've been really excited.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I feel like too, like you could damn near like
cause you have such a following, like you could damn
near just do storytime tour. So go up there, do
like a fucking hour.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, this is only thing I don't want to
do it just because the people expect it. You're just
gonna go and do an hour like so when they
come to the Sega, dude, I thought you were just
gonna tell the stories like I know, like I did,
but I didn't. That's what I'm trying to do, like
I am, but I'm not like I have hundreds of stories.
I've told one. I got it down. It's been fun
man Like, he's been a lot of older dudes coming up.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh I should do drugs.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm like, has it been like the most challenging thing
recently you've done, because I mean, looks just getting on
that stage, I feel like is is its own battle, right.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, the first stage I did was with can Flores
and we did Rest in Peace. Yes, we did a
six hundred seat in the Brea, so like that was
my first time on stage.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wow, that shit was sold out and it.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Was that was your first time my first show. Yeah,
it wasn't that I was scared. I was just like, hey, man,
you're the pod of it. Don't forget your shit or
everyoning like.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Of course he forgot his shit, right, That's the only
thing I'm nervous is forgetting and people going.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Of course, he's fucking high. Right, So I don't smoke
the day of the shows. Dude, I know people are surprised,
but I do not get high.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Of the day of the show.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's crazy until right after and when you're not high
all like cause you're so used to smoking, like it's
just a part of your existence. Does do you get
like antsy or do you get like irritable?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Nothing changes? Wow, I don't. I'll have to go like this,
I smoke today. Oh yeah, I did smoke today because
I always always smoked, right, I'm like, am I high?
Am I not? I think it's just I'm just permanently
just right, I just wrecked.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I think I think you just like it's just like
you could not smoke for like a week and.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Just oh yeah I did know smoking for like a
week and when I was recently, wow it's or no,
it's like three days.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
But like it is what it is. I just like
to smoke because when I was poor as a kid,
like I watched Half Baked and watched the scene where
they go steal all the week. Oh yeah, one day
I'm gonna have weed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I did stand up in Austin when fuck like two
months ago with Chuck was there.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Did you how was it? How'd you like it? It
was cool.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It was like fucking twenty people in the crowd.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
But that's fun.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I but you know what I realized about my
comedy because as you know, like I'm a the dirtiest
thing on earth.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yes, yea.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
So I was like yo, I was like, I did
a whole entire stand up. Like my joke was everybody
is a pretty much the joke premise is everyone is
a certain percentage of gay.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, I like that, and so what percentage of you?
Is basically the question.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
So then I asked to do in the crowd, like
if he likes watching lesbian porn? And he was like nah.
And I was like, do you like porn with like
small dicks?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
He was like, oh no, No, I was like percent
you know what I mean, Like if you kind of gay?
I mean, if you like only watching big dicks and
your porn, which I get. It's like even if it's
a seven percent gay, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I like this set twelve. I would give over double
digit for sure, maybe nine point seven. It's a funny,
funny question to ask, you don't.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There was a net? What was the other thing? I
just kind of free balled it up.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Did you space out up there? And then we got
not really stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Because once I did it, I was like, oh shit,
I want to do this again because I have people
like I think. I was like like Chuck was like, yo,
you're the funniest motherfucker that was up there, because it
was like some open.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Mic on like sixth Streets. Yeah. No, it wasn't even that.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
We were just getting fucked up and then like we
walked up dude, we literally just walked into a bar
and like they were doing open mic and I.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Was like, yo, I think I'm I'm fucked up. I
think I want to do this. No way, you got
the liquid courage on an open mic randomly.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Super random, so random. That's like it was a lot
of fun.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's like when girls like, eh, put it in my butt,
but I'm kind of scared, like just drink a little bitch,
you know what that's you. It was a drink a
little bit man. Yeah, it was like that comparison.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
It was definitely I was I feel like that that's
the only thing is like getting over Like it's as
much as like I am, I've hosted concerts, festivals, whatever,
I feel like that is that was different. It's not
even that, that's just like a it's a for me.
That shit had me. I had to be fucked up
to do it.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Next time, you won't have to. It's so fun. You
know what happened. I don't care anymore. I had the
worst set of my whole fucking life, like two weeks ago,
not because I did bad, just because.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
The crowd wasn't into it. I don't know, No, not that
I did. A crowd of old Mexican women.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
The lady I was was headlining as famous for an
old Mexican ladies skit. So when I walked in, have
you ever seen pokemonas? Of course they all look like
the tree, old as fun shit, old like actually got old.
I had a sol lady getting helped up so she
can stand in cheer with her fucking can. Anyway, eighty
five percent of the crowd was old grandma Mexican.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
So what do they don't like? Drugs? Cussing? The second
I went up there and they went, oh yeah, I
didn't on her phone right in the front road, just
didn't even look at up And I was sitting there
looking at it like it's not for you.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I did my set, everything was fine. I heard the
pops of people. I had two old ladies dying, and
the rest of.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Them were just Jesus.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
But no, I wanted to. It was just hard not
to laugh because of how bad it was going. Then
I'm like, this is.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Fucking this bad. You guys hate I wanted to was
like hey, and a few times when fuck you to?
And I just kept talking because they just they hate it.
Oh man, But every comedy they came back like they
don't fucking like me. Oh no, they who headline? Who's
the lady? Uh? Shona Shona is?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I believe she's like a big skit lady online she
had these ladies dying though, I mean they ate.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Every word she said.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
You know what's crazy is like the skit thing. It's
hard to translate that to the stage, but you know,
sometimes it works. Concretes fire at that ship, He's like,
because I think Concrete is like one of the funniest
motherfuckers alive, and his skits have to maybe been the
top tier ship. And I before I never seen him
do stand up until maybe like a year and a
half ago. He was at Haha. I was like, I

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don't know what to expect because I only know this
fool from doing skits, and I know stand up's a
whole other. I guess, motherfucker murdered it. He's so good, dude.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
It's the not it's the it's the freeze in this
of not being embarrassed. Yeah, translated over to the stage
for that full So he'll go over there and twirk
his ass out.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, once he picks his hair down.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It might take a while for me to get there, man,
Like that's how I feel, like, Ah, you're good, cheez,
but no, it's fun like I had my best at ever,
but it was the Hollywood Laugh Act like where I
needed it? Am I tell you when I fucking crushed?
I crushed? It is that the Mario night. I got
a stage when I was six too, Like, no way
it worked. I'm six to one now, you know.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
So do you add like I guess, like if you
if you feel like you got that ten or twelve
minutes down?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Unmuch?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
My my next I have four shows of the laugh
Actor next week or in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I have a whole new eight minutes I want to try.
Are you gonna try to put take like a thirty
minute like joint.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I think I need to just put the work in
and the time and the effort and like really keep
going because I had people like, yo, you know you
can sell the room and go, yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't just I don't feel like I'm deserving. Yeah,
you don't need it.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, and like you got to kind of respect the
art farm man, that's thank you, and like, you know,
it's like I don't want to jump ahead. If you
jump ahead and you skip steps like it's it's first
of all, a lot of them ogs will kind of
look crazy at you, like, but also it's also kind
of like if you're an artist and like you purposely

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are just trying to go viral on TikTok as opposed
to like just trying to build a fan base, it's
like you gotta kind of you got to give stand
up its respect.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I've done like fifteen shows. I just put my first
clip like last week, you know what I.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Mean, a clip about I didn't see it. Oh.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
So so I've been traveling a lot, and I just
like when I was in Arizona, like everybody was just pissed,
Like all the gangsters are just mad they're not happy.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like here, those fools are dancing.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Around, right, they're dancing gangsters in La.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
You see them, you know who they are? Or they're
like they'll hit you up. Hey, what's up, dick?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Where are you from? It's like, oh, you're still kind
of nice over there.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
They're not nice, they're mean, they're all mad, but it's
super fucking hot, so I get. Anyway, the premise is
like these fools are wearing full Ben Davis outfits. It's
one thirteen. I'll be fucking pissed too.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, But then I went to Miami and it was
hello confusing, like the opening thing I go. Then I
went to Miami and it's just confusing because all the
black people speak Spanish, so like how do.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I know who's who?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
And there's no Mexicans, Like, I don't know what a
Dominican is. I SAWA's black. I speak Spanish.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Was like, oh what the fuck is that? What is that?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
You Cubans are light skinned too. When I'm asked the
girl what she was.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Some of the Cubans look like, uh, you know they
look they look like they're Afro Latino or you they
look like that, or you know, there are some white
looking Cubans. Bro, yeah, there are, and they're hella like
the Cubans in Miami are hella like aggressive. You know,
they're not aggressive, They're just like hello, fucking like they
really think they're better than everybody.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh, I've never felt that in the Latin world. In
the Latin Oh, it's because I.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Mean they have like Cuban elitist syndrome in the like
that's why a lot of Cubans like vote for the right.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't know if you know this. The Mexicans are
the most racist people on earth. They don't like darker Mexicans,
they don't like shorter Mexicans. They do. There's nicknames for
everybody that looks like me.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
You'll have like a Mexican homie and they'll be like, oh,
that's some pist as ship and I'd be like, yeah,
why do you have a word like obviously the word pissa.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I don't know how the derogatory that is, but it's
all it is.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
But I'm saying like that is a word that like
Chicanos will use about others.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Or it's like, oh, your cousin's doing good, that full
fucking things, he's hard. Now it's not. It's like it's
it's it's a constant tear down culture.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I feel it's very few when they're like fucking good, free,
like it doesn't happen often.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Which side of your family is the Mexican side? Your mom, dad,
your dad? Okay, your mom is.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
My mom's mom.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
My grandma's a Jewish like Polish lady. And my grandpa
is from Opasco.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
He's a Mexican Okay, okay, so you're three fourths Maicana.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, but my grandma on the Mexican side was born
and raised in Mexico and Nouco.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
But she's German that she looks at you, she's white
blue like you got a lot of it's a I
do this a lot, like if I was in jail,
Like what the fuck do we put you? Like, I
don't know, administrative of of course. Dude, Yeah, you're having
a fucking accent in two years?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Like what's up?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Fool? It's so fool. I mean I say that I
started saying.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Full like at eighteen, but before that, what it is
is like where I'm from, I just don't want to
be associated with the dumb ass Mexican fools, like the
dumb focks like like, no, no, I'm Mexican, but like
not like those fools.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I know it's right. Those fools are in my class.
They can't spell. The kids go on to school together.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Did you ever like wear did you ever go through
the like Ben Davis dickies, my domee beat my ass
our our generation?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Did you guys?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
In Arizona everybody was wearing like interstate shorts, the ice
on the pocket.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Oh no, I wore dickies once red dickies. And this
kid said, damn, you're all flamed up. And I don't
know what that meant. Never wore them again, and I
found out I ain't gay fool a flamer dog. No,
that's not what he meant.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Are you blood? No?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, he's just where I'm from. Is if you were blue,
you're the bravest man on earth the first.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Time here, because that's like south side or ship. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
And there's a lot on the blues down there down
here in merced right, Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Slick hair braids and red is up there. Yeah. Yeah,
worship well they always say like because this fools an
orteno uh with the backwards red hat checks out and
he keeps doing this to me he's just he's just
Mexican from the Bay. Shots are boy cook every time.
Oh you're from the Bay, so you know you already

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know what he knows because he's in a dog Look
at that hat. Do the long haired Asian with grills?
They'll fucking rob your ass? Did this?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
That did the sh Did the Mexicans in Merced say
the N word a lot?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, because I know that that's like, especially up there.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
None of my homies say that ship right, that's good.
Not even the Mexican game Maga fools. Fuck you know
that's like down here. If you're like over thirty, you're
like this, I don't say that ship right. But I
mean I personally don't give a ship if you're gonna
say it's a yeah, I feel like I just don't
say it.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah. I feel like the.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
OG's out here, like the older generation like like frowns
upon the younger.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Big yeah, homeo G shit, homie, Literally that's full o G.
That's that's workoutful. No, my homeogy Mexican I'm always with
oh oh yeah yeah, yeah. He don't fuck with that either.
It's just a generational thing. Man.

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back to the interview. Oh uh, we did the skits
on the Mexicanotea album Recess, which was a fun.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It was fun.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's really fun hearing you sound very proper. When you
want to sound proper, you can sound very great. Hello,
did you pay your bill today like you sounded?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I could.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I could definitely be t mobile.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah it was good. Excuse me, sir, would you like
I was literally listening to the album right now on
the way here. Was real fun, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
But yeah, that was like a really random night because
it was BT weekend, was it?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yes, it was definitely. It was man.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Every weekend's bet weekend in La Man, What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
This? Rappers everywhere? That is everywhere, bitches with asses out.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
No, but we ended up just like in the studio
and uh, I forget it was in North Hollywood somewhere.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
And then I honestly can't remember, but I just remember
that guy's the boyfriend showing up and almost getting beat
up by Chuck. That there were some two bitches sitting
there and they were smoking up all the weed.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I was like, oh, I could see who you are.
Get away from me, dude, Do you remember it?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Because like what happened was we just started kind of
riffing in the other room and then like, yeah, with
his energy, and everyone just starts sucking on balloons.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
And I didn't know who he was. I never I've
seen people do balloons, but I've never seen somebody with
talent do balloons. No. But We're like.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Sitting there and I'm just like, Yo, what the fuck
is going on in the other room.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
It was shocking. He hit a balloon and spit the
hardest freestyle ever. No No, and then I'm like, Y'll
say that he goes. I remember what I said, don't
trip I'll make new shit. You just threw that away.
You didn't record, you impress record. It's like, I don't
remember what I said.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No, that balloon shit's crazy, man, But he.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Was fucking on even when they were doing balloons. That
foot was on that ship. But uh yeah, I'm cool
off the balloons. Have you ever done that ever? Fuck? No?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You know I used to do when I was a kid,
when I had no I only did shoop because I
had no drugs, not do a drug that sucks.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I did sit when I had no other cool drugs.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I used to get a towel fold in half and
get the air fresher and hit it and you it's
like doing whipp It's I would get so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
So what would you do? You would fucking killing myself?
Dude would like you hit the and you hit the
air fresh towels so the so the phone doesn't get through,
but all the air shoots through and it's a whipping.
I'm sorry if you just did, don't do it. But
sometimes if it's the wrong towel, you get a mouthful
of flowers and floral I've gotten lip full of just

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how many times to be done? There like fucking a hundred.
As a kid, I was like.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Air freshener.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
But I smoke a ball and they go, all right,
it's gonna wearna be in the my grandma's.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Bathroom and you and every time you like you'd use
the restroom, did your grandma be like, yo, it always
smells smells great, like I'm shitting, it's perfect coverage.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, it smells good in here. I'm being what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Here, I'm being uh, you know nice, I'm I'm spraying
the air freshener y. Yeah, yeah, no, that's what did
you ever pass? Yeah, I'll hit it. There's a fucking
what's it called? You want to pass that?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh that's not an astray? That was that's an astray.
I was reaching for that ship sick as smoker Johnny shipes.
But can you smoke blunts when you smoke on? No? No,

(20:25):
I like to do papers. Really.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
I always noticed when someone hits it and it gets
suctioned like this.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I'm also not like the biggest smoker. I probably smoke
like twice a month. Oh wow, two to four times.
That's cool ship.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, I mean I'm always are I'm always about the
pre rolls dog I'm like, I'm not. I should have
brought you a roller here I got no.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I could do the cones like I do the slat
boot cones with the things, but we got the proper paper.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't have cones yet. Yeah, this is your new venture. Yeah,
I'm very excited. Okay, I gotta serious question to ask you.
First of all, how long has this been in the work?
Four years? Okay, so this is a very long. It
wasn't called proper papers until two years ago. Okay, proper papers. Yeah,
I'm fucking stock. It's weird seeing like did you mountains?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Because papers usually are like from like the d R
right is where all the factories are. No, this is
this is different friends France from friends Okay, yeah, made
in Europe, natural fibers.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Okay, that's the first paper. That's why it's thick of shit.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
That's like the what you don't And we got a
fucking a little astran I just I made these little
patches to give to people, you know, like, so I'm
gonna get actual shit made like real. This is just
thank you to mullbugers that have been watching my I
have like one hundred people of like fans i'mna sending
these stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Are you prepared not?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know if you know this or not, but
I have heard that's uh, there's a guy in the
paper space okay, the guy in the paper space, Josh, Yes, okay,
who doesn't take too kylie to people starting their own
paper companies.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
And you guys did you talk with him? So when
I first started this, I know you worked. You've like
I've been doing the raw twelve years.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, and Josh has been on your podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
So basically I started this.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh shit, in twenty twenty, I started trying to do this,
and this is what happened, dude. The first three years
I was trying to do it, I had the paper,
I had everything, all the skews, all of artwork, and
they're like, hey, this much money.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I went, fuck, I don't have that. I just never
put it out. It's expensive to get a wholesale order.
It's fifty thousand boxes. Like, it's not cheap, dude. So
what happened was there's Push Trees Papers.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I had it, and then about three years ago I
started thinking change the name because I don't want Push
Trees paper.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh the papers, Oh you mean the clothes Dan, they
got clothes. Oh wait, yeah, paper, I don't the confusion
is dumb, like it's dumb and idan like it burdened
in cookies papers. And that's why he changed, because you can't.
It doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
If you don't like cookies, you're definitely not gonna like
the paper, right, if you don't like push trees, you
won't like it.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So I separated about two years ago. I got all
the I was getting all the paperwork done like two
years ago and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
So that's why the name change. But it's just so expensive, man,
that's really it.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
But did you like give the Josh guy heads up?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh? So I was doing it with Josh and then
they got into a lawsuit about you were gonna do
it with Josh. I was doing it with with Raw's team,
and then I told him, Hey, I want to do
my own distribution, and one of their guys like, so
you're cutting me out. I went, what do you mean
cutting you out? You're making my papers, and it.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Just made me feel fucking weird, Like, what do you
mean cutting you out? It's just a weird term to
use to somebody. I'm like, you're making this shit for me?
And then they got in the lawsuit and went, oh,
let me back up, they're in a lawsuit. Let me
not make these papers yet. So I just took another
two years and then, dude, what happened is I met
with Blazy Susan out of Denver.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh they got that.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
They're fucking I met those guys that uh some fucking
weed event and the guy was super nice. He gave
me a cool box and was super cool.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Dudes, they fucking smoke schools are constantly dabbing their asses off,
and like it's just I feel like with Blazy Susan,
like when I go to a meeting.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
By the way, shot we gotta shot out the slap
Woods because they are the sponsors.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
They are cool. They are cool. Shout to h Town
I have on my desk right now. Actually they sent
me a little thing, old box. But yeah, the Blazey
Susan guys, man, they're they're nice guys. Though.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, so I did it. I did the Forbes article
because I didn't tell John. I was like, dude, I'm
doing my own thing. They gave me a fucking times
three better deal. That's really what happened. They're like, hey,
we'll do it for this ago. What the fuck did
you say? Why am I getting text?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You? Guys got a deal. I did the deal with them,
and uh I did talk to Josh.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I did the and then you know, Raw was sponsoring us,
and he he got kind of upset.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Was like, yeah, you know he pulled it. Yeah, but
I mean I knew that was coming. Well. I know,
he like so good.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I mean, he doesn't want competition for me. It's like
ro also sells close. I saw close.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Is that a competition of friends? I also know that
when Berner started Vibes, Yeah, oh they get into it.
They get into it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
But from what I understood, it was just basically just
because Bernard started or rolling. It wasn't like it wasn't
like it was and like you said, it's like, yeah, man,
first of all, you're Raw. You're fucking Coca Cola.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
We're gonna beat you. You're Coca Cola. Think we're gonna compete.
That's the thing. It's like they're huge. They've been doing
for twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
They're the biggest in America, but the biggest for real
is like, oh, I think it's OCB and everywhere else
in Europe. They don't only smoke rass. It's an American
sig zag. I don't even know what they kind of
felt was great. Elements made by raw too, but elements
are better. If I like elements better, It's all preference, man. Anyway,

(25:44):
these are basically element but slightly thinner.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Do you think Josh will come on the podcast again.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
If he wants to to me? Honestly? Man, if he's
if he was, if he was.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Upset, he's prefer he's probably upset.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
It is what it is, man. I mean, I'm not
gonna stop doing things because he was gonna make him
for me.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
But I can imagine if bern Or beef with you
because you started a rolling paper, you'd be like, wait,
this is weird, even though you well you and Berner
had like a little miss so yeah, so firing It
was really just a lack of communication, right.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It was one little bastard talking shit that knows both
of us very well.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I don't fugging no more. He don't fuggle no more.
We came to the conclusion, wa, wait, you didn't say that.
I'm like no, And then you guess you guys got together?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, because I knew it my second I talked to
him like, oh you like all the shit? I like,
we're gonna be friends. Fuck, because at first I'm like,
are you nice or no? He's the best nice. And
then they started talking about, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You're cool, he's the coolest man.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh we talk on the phone. The the fucker's hilarious. Dude.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yeah, I like that guy. He's just like a smoke homie.
That's exactly what he is. I like that guy, But
I don't know Josh. If he gets mad, he gets mad.
I got my page lead into forty five seconds, I
mean forty five minutes yesterday, two days ago.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Why do you think that is? What do you think
is behind that? Because just me, I'm blacklisted. I talk
to people on Instagram. They said, I'm on a little list.
You can't even to You can't access it without a
code because somebody paid for it. They told me to.
They said, it's four K. Here's a five K. Yere
it's a six.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's over two hundred K. Someone's paid to let my pages.
It's not like it's a I think they've told me.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Wait wait, wait, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Someone is paying money. It's four K to delete a page,
three K.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
So people are actively you know, just me.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Everybody's getting that, like I was getting extorted by IG
for Like, wait.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Who's the boogey man trying to shit on you? That's
a million dollar question.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Hm hmm.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It's all assumptions unless you've catch somebody going, I cannot
say you did it, you know, like it could be anybody, dude,
but it's definitely somebody that follows me and has a budget,
because two hundred k is a lot of fucking money.
It's life changing to spend that on someone's page.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Wait, wait, crazy, Wait, they've spent that much just to
delete your stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
In general, I've.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Gotten thirty three pages deleted off me and ten off
my companies, and it's five k et p all right,
sometimes more depending on how you go through.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
One guy got got arrested for this. One guy went
on No Jumper talking about this, all right, what a
fucking idiot, that guy, what a fucking there's like ten
of those.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You just jumped on the internet and snitched on himself.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I have a guy I pay to get my page
back who's saying he's like, oh man, you know I
need I need some money.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm Julie Thomas. Hey you need your page back. I
got you who's to say that there's.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I mean, if you're the guy who can get it back,
you wouldn't make sense for you to find It's almost
like being a pharmaceutical company. You want motherfuckers to stay sick.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
So thank you. That's what I'm doing. I have to
pay to get it back. It's really Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You have a direct relationship with Facebook yet where you got.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Like a rep over there. So they just pushed me
out like hey, well, I'm trying to get my funt
So they stayed like sign this paperwork out like you
fucking bitch, even though it passed the seats in the front,
and then they told me to leave. So they don't
fuck with me. Man, It's all good. It is what
it is. Spotify me say, shout Spotify, how many.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Times has the proper stuff gotten deleted?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Just one? Oh, I just made one page. I got
deleted in forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Forty five minutes is diabolical.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Forty five minutes. I made another page. I got it
back last night. First time I've gotten a page back
on your own with that paying my fucking own appealing.
I took the word papers out.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
It feels like it could be targeted targeted, could be
a hater.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
There's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
It doesn't want you in the space.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well that I mean, my whole page is be getting
taken down for eight years.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So did you ever So the last time we talked,
you were talking about like your YouTube account had like
so much money and limbo Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, so like altogether only like three mil with with.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Like me saying like oh, thirty k, twenty k, thirty
Like I could see it, but it's it's transparent, like
you're not clickable.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
My ad sense is not clickable, but it's going into it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
It's very like I could see the money piling but
you can't touch I can't touch it. But I'm not
monetiz So how do I have AdSense? There was there
were they were running commercials on my ship. How is
that possible? I'm money even monetized, But I see the
money coming in. It doesn't make any it doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
And then I got monetized. I saw the money coming in,
and then then there wasn't a lot of touch it.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Still I've done the math, man, I've done the math
of my shit. Like they'll need millions of dollars, but
I just take it mad at it.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'll be sad if you'd be hella sad, Like, damn,
I just got three million dollars just sitting in the
fucking air, you know what. And one day I'll get it.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, I'll get it, And whoever gets it for me,
I'll give you thirty percent of it. I always have
that offer. If you can get me my fucking money.
Here's thirty percent.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Over a mil. That's a fucking nut, right there. Come on, guys,
help me help you. You're a hacker.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
If you work on Instagram or a YouTube and you
want to get paid, help me get paid and I
will get your It's not even the money. It's the
damn you're taking my ship. It's never the money, dude,
Like ill grow up poor. I'll give a fuck. It
is what it is.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Umm.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Do you feel like because you know, I saw you
post the other day, like you're like, yeah, we got
a new episode out. It only did this much on YouTube,
but on Spotify it's booming. Do you feel like you're
like the podcast is because I feel like the podcast
has done well. But do you feel like now you're
kind of in a space where it's like being kind
of shadow band if you will.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Oh, for sure. Every episode's interstricted. Man, even the Havoc one.
We didn't smoke, barely.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Cussed, right, I feel like they they just rolled out
like some laxed rules though on YouTube, Like.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
In terms of cussing, ninety percent of our episodes are
are agestraate too.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's because you think it's because of the smoking. Well,
we've done a test. We don't smoke, and we bleed.
The cussing for the past five months thesue to everything.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, I feel like once you kind of get that pattern.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, they're like fuck you. But like Spotify, the habit
shit to two sixty in a week and it did
twelve on YouTube. Right, there's a there's a disconnect the.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Does Spotify have the back end where you're able to
see Oh, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
We did that. So it's Spotify. We got them to
do views, to do comments, to do shorts like we're
we're getting actively getting them to change all this ship.
So we wanted to get them to do live stream
soon or live chat.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
That fine, so I can during Spotify you get the clips.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I'm going live on Spotify where I can show fucking pounds.
Could you imagine if I can just do a podcast,
but oh, here's thirty pounds fucking you well one here cool,
so your first album, we can do that on spotif
they would say, just don't be homophobic or.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Racist, and I go, well, I'm a little I'm not
any of that at heart. I might say some wild ship.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Sometimes your faith, yeah yeah, but like I'm not a
hateful person. You're you're work show more, we smoke more.
That's what they told us, right, Oh, thank you. So
Spotify is the is the is the home for us
right now, we're I think we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Make the switch. That's oh, like, fully just just clips.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Throw the big huge clips on there, because it was
working against the grain.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Man, like it's bad. They do not fuck with this
on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Have you thought about doing Patreon? We have something called unrestricted.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
On your website. We just do an episode a week.
But we're watching fucking horrible Ship. We're getting yeah exactly,
we watch horrible Ship and get fucking high and show
weed and like I don't even want to show that,
you know what I mean? But like, if you just
want to Spotify and let me breaking nugged down, so
where are you from?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Could you still do a lot of that content on YouTube,
were you because you also.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, uh so that's that's that's even more shadow man man.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
But but the the other thing you do pretty good
at those just going live on YouTube. I feel like
where you're like live, it's the most fun because because
you're interacting with your people.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yeah, dude, it's just that's why I like doing the
Meat and Greece and I'm like, it's just it's straining,
you know.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Uh but and you can't edit nothing now, I don't care.
I'm so sketchy about that.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I have the brown shield too, so I can say
a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Bro. I'm so fucking paranoid, Like I was at this
fucking Neon event that kid not even about him.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
It's just like the event. It's like a streaming event.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
So I'm assuming like any and everything that I'm doing
or saying is like on.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
The internet, you do say some horrible things.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, So it's like I'm like, ah, canceled instantly every time,
even when you're pissing saying horrible shit.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, you're getting filmed everywhere in those rooms.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, It's like it's just it's not even that I
would say anything horrible. It's just that it feels like
you're it's just weird to like not know if you're like,
like how many people are watching you. It's like with like, dude,
we were in fucking Texas and there was like something
going on right. There was like hell of streamers in
down and it was just hell of fools walking down

(34:46):
the street with they're fucking androids on this fucking little
thing like streaming live on the internet. I'm like, yo,
fam Like.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I just saw it for the first time. Of the mall.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
The guy had a backpack, he was holding it following
a dude. He was talking about, let's get out of
the mall. I was like that shot.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
So I was in Tokyo like two weeks ago. I'm
at the Bape store and there's some fuck that. There's
some fucking dude in there, and like I walked past
him and that dude smelled crazy. This motherfucker bo just
wild bo. And I was like, god damn.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Was he Japanese? No, he was. He was American for sure.
I mean probably black dude. It was.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
It was like a light skinned black dude. So he
was like walking and he smelled, but he was on
his phone with like the headphones in. But you know,
Japan's real weird about like goofy ship in terms of
like like you couldn't go on the train and do
some ship like they're very polite. But then I just
I like heard this dude saying, yo, chat whatever whatever,
y'all pick I'm a bias an outfit. Chat y'all let

(35:47):
me know what I should get like that, And I
turned around and I was like, Oh, this motherfucker's like
on stream in the bape store discreetly as fuck. Like
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
That's scared. You could be having a private conversation but
literally anything like you could be doing anything.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
The witness protection program doesn't work anymore. I always worry
about that when people hide.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Like did they do so wild shit in another state
and now they're like thirty years ruin? I wass thinking
about wild shit like that.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, I feel like Mercen might be a place somebody
might move to get out the way.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
No, everybody would know everything about you so fast.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Because I know like Palmdale, Lancaster, which that's a lot
of people will end up over there.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I could see that close enough to La, but you know,
I could see that Palm Dale's perfect place to escape,
like Joe Dirt No my wife New York.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I didn't know much about y'all's like your world until
about two years ago. Yeah, the weed world just like
the weed content world. It's not as big as you think.
There's not that many people doing it.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
They used to be.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
But then I was like, I was like when I
found your channel. Then I like started going through your
interviews and I was like, yo about other people these
huge interviews like I have no idea who Eric con is.
It's crazy or the Goblin fool, Like there's it's another world.
It's another niche. You ever see comic con and go
Dan that fel's gonna line to peoples that nerd to
Then they're like, what that's so and so.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
So that's like the niche Like there's the best bowler
ever and a bowling convention that full standard and taking
picture it is what you know what I mean, it's
everybody happens.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
How do you feel about that space as it's obviously
evolved over the years and it feels like everyone's got podcasts, it's.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Very commercialized and not there's not enough people that want
to do it. When I started doing all the Greek content.
I did it just while I was trapping packs. I
didn't do it to make money. I'm like, oh, let
me get a sponsor. Well, you know, if I make more,
i'll get I never thought that my life until like
four years ago went I should start charging people.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That's when to review their product. Well, five years twenty.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Twenties when I was like, you know what, you want
me to do a full video? I'm paying hell the
money to get edited.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
You have to or that.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
What's the most you got paid for a video? If
you don't mind me asking. I'm not trying to pocket
watch too. But it's like a like a campaign, probably like.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Dan Man's maybe, but it's like, oh the video you
can't remember, like all right, YouTube, video, Instagram, the short TikTok. Cool.
It's the edit and the filming.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
It's fucking seventy five dollars an hour for everything like
filming and editing. Sometimes it's a video is no long
lower than fourteen hours to twenty four or five hours
for an edit. So we have a lot of a
lot of shit going on our videos. So you know,
just do the math there. Sometimes the filming is eight hours.
All right, cool, Now.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
You do like some serious yeah, like crazy the commercials
and shit, you do some serious editing. I forget what
I saw you do one recently that was like a movie.
Were you like in a doctor's outfit or something, my
tripping like us you maybe I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I don't know. There's a lot, but you did some
like I was like, damn, this is like a fucking
it's a lot, man, It's like a Nike commercial. Dog. Yeah,
we try to do as much as well. When I
first started, my bio used to be I want to
make when weed's legal, I want to make the commercials.
That was my whole thing. Like that was my bio
for two years.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
All I want to do is make fun stuff and
like make it look cool. And then I started just
talking a camera and that's why I mixed them, started
doing reviews and ship so for that, dude. But like
like I said at the end, with editing everything, now
you're at six and then with taxes you're kind of
like at three.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
So three bands for like how many like two days
of the time. It's great. That's a lot of fucking money.
Not in la oh, it's not at all, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Now I have like twenty eight hundred bucks, like, WoT
me twenty hundred bucks off of ten?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh my heart? Yeah. But everybody's like, damn that fell
was making a million. I'm like, do you think that?
What was what was the first legal uh? I went money?
Like big bag? Oh h was it? Was it the
clothing line? Was it? The No?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
The clothes always just paid my rent when I was
doing everything. Probably the podcast Man podcast is the first
time I've ever made money legally where it's done. I
didn't sell anything, and it wasn't packs, and I wasn't
like counting up how much I.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Get it for why I sold it to him? For that?
Like all I did was so packs, right for so long?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Cook, you want to go grab Spencer so he doesn't
fucking wander around these premises. Jesus, we got a wide
shot going, all right. Yeah, I feel like the other
thing too, that you're you've done a really good job.
It's still a little confusing to me. What this TCA thing.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, TCAs it's fucking booming so hard and there's so
many people that hate it.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
So what is Because I feel like you'll talk to
like people who are supposed to be potheads and they
like frown upon that ship like it can break it
down for you.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, ready, people are upset. How many people talk shit
about clothes they don't like a lot? You're not gonna
even wear it? Why you give a fuck? Loser? That's
how I've like, you're a fucking loser, dude. You're seriously
super mad about something thing you don't even like. I
don't eat steak, Go for it.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I'm not gonna be like, no, you shouldn't do that. Like,
who the fuck am I to tell you what to do?
And do you want to hear my opinion? I don't.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
So what it is is like when people get so
mad about in the weed world. This is different. Ready,
the weed world's like music producer world, Like, oh yeah,
he's using what fucking amateur dude? Yeah, he's been using
what to download his ship? Do you hear that?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
My shit's way crispier than that? It's like, no, it's not.
It's the same, but you just think that. So, like
with hash and weed, guys are like, my shit's better
than his, and whoever smokes that is now lower than making.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
You guys are so weirdly snobby.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
It's a snob thing. It's it's it's rampant. It's rampant.
It's just like a with THHCA. It's like people call
it diet weed because there was Delta eight. Delta eight.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Is what's the difference between Delta eight because it's like
you get a nug and you spray it with Delta eight.
Now it's infused weed. It was just a CBD. You know.
THAC is a fucking grow all you do? Is it?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So Delta A is not the same as TCA. No, definitely,
I don't know that. Yeah, Delta's different.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Delta nine is THC TACA Delta nine, Like that's what
gets you high. What it is is this is people.
There's different ways for TCA.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
People say like, oh you chop it at this time,
Oh you let it cure like this.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
There's like four different ways I've seen people talk about.
I know it's the way we do. So I'm like,
we're good and as long as it pass that c away,
we're fine. Like that's the whole point. There's a lot
of the reason people are mad.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
It's like, hey, you like music, but now you have
somebody that can send music right to them.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
It's faster. I think people are mad they're like, you're
taking away my motherfucking customers. I think that's a big
part of it for the grower aspect, but for people
are getting mad, they're just like they're mad that someone's
smoking something they don't agree with.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
It's just like a music thing. It's just an opinion,
and it's like a snob thing if you don't like it.
I mean, I don't still see why you care. Like
I don't look at stuff I don't care about because
I have a life. If you don't have a life
and you stay mad about things, it's like, let's put
bruise in the weed culture.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Is it a less weird space than the normal weed
space because we I don't think people understand who aren't
like close to the weed game. It's like it kind
of a little weird circle at fools, like it could
be very like yes, Like.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I'll say this though, the weed community as a whole
is super cool and super awesome. It's just a lot
of people that hold a lot of like wait, sometimes
aren't the best, but when they are cool, they're the.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Fucking they're all. I mean, all I want to do
is if you're nice.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I even heard some of the big dudes that you
see online are like like low key snatch.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Have you seen that?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yeah, I've seen a lot of uh weird shit going
on with stuff like that. I don't really dabble in it,
but there's a lot of people that like are on
the internet doing things.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You're like, so you're an informant. You just said you
did what openly? You're going to jail. Oh you're not
in Jill's so what are you doing to not going
to jail? Sir?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't understand the amount of like openly like soliciting.
Go to my uh telegram Graham, I got packs.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
They touched down guarantee.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I'm like, officer, and if they turn around like oh
I got it, officer, just yell that in a week
rather go you got your ass or see how they
hold a gun as soon as they go like this,
like you fucking officer, I'm telling you to go to
the shooting range of somebody you think is.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's like it's like, uh the fact, like these fools
will pay like rappers like bags. Everyone comes to La te.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yo yo yo taping with my guy. Hit the link
in the bio. You know what it is. It guarantee
you touch that it's like, Yo, you want to pay
me ten bands? Yeah, but that's just I'm like, damn,
like y'all are really fucking off money to promote Telegram.
Those guys are real. So those guys are real.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
They're just good drug dealers, like like not good, they're good,
Like they're too open, Like I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
How you gonna accept the right fucking big one? Maybe
maybe I don't know. That's the only way I can see.
It's just it's a it's a weird world.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I just don't trust people that openly say they sell
packs on the internet in person. That's how you sell
weed on the internet. It's how you get cat like.
I would never say I sell weed on the internet.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Even when I had one hundred pounds in the I
always used to say, I'm smoking this and you can't
tell me I'm not. I'm not gonna leave a trail.
I was selling weed for so long.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
I was doing the internet, like, come on, man, people,
I was like, come on, you're selling Like no, I'm
not only.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Talking about it, what do you of course that was
it's kind of crazy too, like the new thing. I
guess not that new now, but just like the spray
and the turbs on weed to make Oh that's been around.
I didn't know that was a thing until like maybe
two years ago.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
You remember in like two thousand and four when people
were putting blueberry cush the little drops from the headshop
and they would put it in the baggy. So my
fucking whack ass people used to buy weed from, like, wow,
smells like blueberry. When I'm fourteen, like, holy shit, Ludacris,
this Scot's to be it, you know what I mean?

(46:09):
That's ricely He's like, it's blueberry. Go oh, my fit
is gone.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
And I smoked some fucking blue dream that was dog shit,
had blueberry turps.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
But I was dumb at the time.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You just you just two drops, close it up and
it would smell like whatever you put in there.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
So I knew, hello, wee guys that would do that.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I personally didn't do that because I don't want to smell,
don't taste artificial shit. Even when I was younger, I'm like, ah,
it tastes fake weed, even just like the fucking spray weed.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Now, it's crazy. Even that white ship though, what depends though,
that's like a moon rock with taca on the outside,
Like twenty fourteen, th A c A Isolate was winning
cannabis cups. It was the ship you couldn't even get
it was so it was on her tennogram. But it's
for the depths Guild.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Extract has won so many cannabis cups for THCA and Isolate,
and nobody talked shit to them because they were like, yo,
that is some science and it's his TCA got popular,
like fuck TCA dog you Nobody cups that ship, just
one and nobody.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Everybody was praising him. I think people forget that's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
People forget I was smoking globs of TCA isolate and
it would fucking you have to mix it with TC
and it activates like great. So I get a huge
dab and then roll it in isolate powder and then
just I've never passed out of a dab except that
I passed out once where I fucking I think.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
That's the only time.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, you are a dab magician, but that shit, I
don't I don't know. I don't think I've seen anybody
dab at a rate that you dab at. You know,
the only other person that could contend with you that
I've been around is Jelly Roll.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, mid mid.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Mid basketball game, mid performance. Jelly Roll is a all
time dabber I'm talking about all time?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Was he smoking hash Rozen? Little? He's rich, he's got
to be smoking.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, that's what he's smoking, hash Rozen.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I like him so much more now.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
But I'm talking about the biggest music industry. After Summer
SummerSlam w W me him and Randy Orton dabbed. Randy
Orton's a big dabber, bro.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I'm so excited to hear these things. Man. I love
that you're allowed to, like people just allowed to do
walks around like like I was like the coolest shit
ever because I was able to hang out before the show,
like at the ring while like Jelly's like going through
his ship, you know, but Orton just.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Walking around with the fucking pants hitting his pan. Yeah,
it feels a big pie of this. He's not he
don't hide that ship.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Let's go, well, somebody that looks like a fucking higher patrolman,
I wouldn't expect to.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I feel like a lot of those guys should probably
smoke because it probably helps with the pain and the inflammation.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
While you get another joint.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
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second energy drink of the day. Want to give a
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Speaker 2 (49:20):
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Speaker 1 (49:21):
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and when I tell you, Broken is the best. They've
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(49:44):
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There's more weed, yeah, spoken to joints? Is that one
of those fucking things from the homie with the hole
in the middle hash hole?

Speaker 2 (50:02):
What's that ship job? Motherfucker's we getting me to smoke
every time? The donuts?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
What's your boy's name? He's hilarious John John? Yeah, I
fuck with dude man John.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, this is from I got this at the puffcorn thing.
I haven't smoked it and I didn't have time to.
Oh this pointed uh of rosin, and you're almost a
grammar rozin this joint.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Let's run it because I'm gonna get back to your
dad tolerance because it is pretty it is pretty special.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
My drug tolerance is this is what happened mom, I
think is what happened. My mom and dad were on
acid the night I was made.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
And I think I'm gonna just chalk it up to that. Nice.
I think that's why my and my both of my
parents are drug addicts.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Right, I have a tolerance, like you should just see
me do coke, you see me smoke weed. If I
ever get in shape, enough and I have a doctor
and they're like, yo, you can run it.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
I'm gonna do the fucking biggest. And I've never don cocaine,
don't ever, and I'll never touch it again. Were you
did you used to be a pretty big coke guy. No,
I just loved it. I loved it. It's like it's
like a toxic relationship.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Yeah, when did you kind of relax on it a
little twenty two?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I never did it again. M M. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
So would you be stabbing in cocaine.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
If cocaine did not? Chris Farley, I just don't want
to do it, like you're a little bit funny. You
have some shit going. Don't do coke, fat guy, because
you'll die. She'll die, Like I every fat guy. I
talked to him, like, yo, yeah, just stop, you're fat.
Don't do it just because that doesn't mix. That's like
Chris Farley, Shit, you can't.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
You can't do both either fat or you do drugs,
or get skinny and do drugs.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Because you got skinny. You would consider getting back in.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I was I was kidding. I'm not going to really
do it, but I would love to, Oh my god.
And I would say in this lifetime. It's not meant
to do coke anymore. I loved it.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
You did a lot? Yeah, I loved Yeah, it was
fucking fun. To me.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
A lot is a gram and a half by myself.
That's not a lot. It's just a lot. When you're
fucking fifteen, you know so.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
I guess it.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Also when you're fifteen, too, you don't have to worry
about like you should being spiked with fatanol.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
No, was spiked with myth, which is better than fetanov.
For the record, for sure, you'll die. The other one,
you're just fucking watching. You might pick your face. Oh dude,
Just no nose beats constantly. Man, it sucked. Motherfuckers. Really,
did you do a lot of myth? No?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I did meth twice twice. Once was not on purpose.
The second one I was like, we're out of coat.
Don't tell nobody.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
The thing about myth bro is like, if I feel
like you're motherfuckers, just physically wear different. Yeah, dude, I'm
saying even more than like someone who does like heroin
or something like tweakers being.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Don't see it because they're their fucking house. Tweakers are
outside looking for myth that's why you see them that.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I never knew a heroin addict picked their face to
death because they think there's bugs in it.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah, it was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Oh yeah, the nodding is fucking gnarly.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I've never been more disappointed in somebody watching them not
off you, I could kill you. That's how I feel
like I could do whatever I want to. That's a
dangerous drug, bro.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, the heroin ship. I remember seeing like my my
mom's best friend and her husband, Scott and Antonina and
uncles Scott nodding off all the time.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
And then with the arms No, no, that's that's fetanol,
with the arms down, with the with the oh.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
No yo, the fucking uh some of the way, like
these new drugs make people's bodies morph into like it's.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
The gymnast drug. You see somebody's fucking contortion, dude, it's insane.
I'm like, I didn't even know people's bodies could go
in those fucking directions.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
And every time I see when I go, what a
wasted back, My back sucks looking like a goddamn I
will trade I will trade a tweaker, like y'all, what
a good bad much money?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Give me do you think it's because like maybe those
drugs like unlock some ship in your spine.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Maybe you know you could die or spine's broken.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Dude, they just don't feel it. Yeah, have you ever
passed out drunk in a bad position? Probably imagine doing
heroin and waking up and like, oh, slap on my.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Arm for two days.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Ship, Jesus, So you're.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
A slept like this by accident. Can you imagine passing
enough on the street like that, waking up molested and
then then fucking dudes in like Philly are doing that
TRNK ship. Have you heard of the train? Yeah? Oh man,
oh man. When they get those like fat limbs, we're
getting to like we're getting to like Demolition Man times
drugs at the age like or like girl, Yes, a

(54:24):
lot of people. That's the kind of drugs we're doing.
It's like the world drugs.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, it's a breath through a mask, fucking and rob
people on the lower level, like fifth element, the lowest
level now.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Where everybody lives. A great movie, just the bottom. Great movie.
My cousin named his son Cortmann Dallas. Wow. Yeah, not
the last name obviously, but Corpann Dallas.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
I remember watching that movie as a kid, and then
thinking like, damn, yes, Chris, Chris Tucker is gay.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
That's what I think. I'm like, Smokey's gay. No, Smokey's gay. Yeah,
I only knew. I'm like, yo, what's up this fool's game?
Same shit? Wow, I didn't know. I didn't differentiate people
in movies, Like that's the same guy. Now he's game.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
What a good character, great character man.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
At Blue Bitch. The Blue Bitch was fire with her
giant blue dread and then remember like they stabbed her yea,
she was bleeding blue or they shot her, they ripped
her stomach to get the stones. That bitch.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
There was a Fifth Element video game, do you know what? Yeah,
I think it was on PlayStation. I'll play the ship
right now.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I played it. It was cool. It was cool.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, so talk to me about uh for you man,
you're kind of like the bill Gates to this space now.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh, and I mean like obviously there's Berner who's like,
you know, the motherfucker Bill Gate sucks. But yeah, keep going.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
But you know, like Burner's kind of like the godfather
of weed entrepreneurship in my opinion, in terms of just
how big he's taken it right. But I feel like
you've kind of taken being a personality first, not necessarily
a rapper, and you've turned it into like an empire.
What would be your number one piece of business advice
you would have for somebody that you've had to kind
of learn the hard way?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Did you have? So many businesses don't split percentages if
they don't need to be. I've done a lot of
things just to be nice, and I realized, like why
did I do that? Like why go out of your way?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
No, no to like you know, give you more, Like
I don't need that big of a percentage. Let's write
the contract this way, I'll be nice. Like I got
to stop being so fucking nice to everybody, and it's
okay to tell people what you think. I don't like
hurting people's feelings. I avoid it at all calls. I
hate hurting people's feelings.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
But you also got to. But I just recently this
first time.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
This week was like, you know what, fuck though, And
I let a total artist exactly what I was thinking.
I'm like, you fucked that off bad, Like even if
you break, if you crash my car, I'm like, dude,
what an artist like somebody graphics graphics Okay, Like if
I just.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Don't have that in me to be mad or mean
to people, I might be upset, but I'm not going
to like I'm not gonna tell the way to talk.
It's been forty minutes wrong with you never you know
what I mean? You might be like, hey, up, what's
going on? Yeah, or I'll just never people like well
say something like I'll just never go back, never go back, dude, Yeah,
it's not gonna I don't want to ruin someone's day.

(57:12):
I've worked at a restaurant. They're not cooking it, Like
I feel like the path, the trickle down of things
is just like why be mean or why especially like
a waiter who's like, yeah, I'm not making the fun
making the food. Have you worked at the restaurant, asshole?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Like that's that's for me. But like this week, I
don't know what happened. This week, I was like, you
know what, fuck this, I'm over it, and I think
I'm completely over it.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
You kind of got to be a dick and not
even a dick. Just tell you exactly what you did
wrong and why I shouldn't have to pay you because
you fucked it all up? Can you redo it? Bro?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
That's one of my biggest weaknesses.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I always pay people. I was just pay them even
then fucking off. I'll just like keep it every time.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I mean, my shit is like just trying to look
out for fools.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Oh really that stopped last year. I realized how much
of them in the hole. It's fucking sad. When what
do you mean, like how much you've fucked off on.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
To give people like you'll try this, Hey, I'm gonna
loan you this or hate you this. I'm like, I'm
loaning you this, but I'm not really loaning this. I know,
I know I'm never going to get it back. It's
never coming back. It's just how much how.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Much money did you kind of come to come up with?
I don't even want to say it six figures.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Or stop Jesus, not good. That's on loan, like like
loans and just helping fools or doing this or trying
to have.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You invested in some dumb ship just to help somebody,
Like yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
What every single friend I have, I've given an opportunity
by what do you want to do? What's your business plan?

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Let's do it? Because what if I lose every fucking
dollar I had. I'll have four years where I was
fucking doing great and we can all talk about remember
when we did whatever we wanted. I'm poor. I don't
give a fuck if it never came back, if it
stopped tomorrow. I'm like, dude, remember those four years I
bought you guys whatever the fuck you wanted. My little
brother and says I got all cars, Like.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
But also your brother, like he works for you, right,
du he's amazing at rushing the photos and the he's crushing.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Video for Yeah, my little brother, he's just but like that,
like being he was about to go to the fucking military.
I was like, well, get your apartment in a car.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It's can work for me. I'll pay for everything because.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Of how else, Like you don't want your fucking brother
going to the military.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
That if I can do that and I lost everything, Like, dude,
you know what I did, Rocko, fucking I got him start.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
That's worth all of it, that's for sure. Yeah, you know,
it's all about also how you look at it. Yeah,
it's like, dude, money's cool, But like I did a
lot of fun ship without money, Dude, like a lot.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I'm happy watching Seinfeld smoke and joints of my fucking
wife right, no matter what house I'm.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
In, you know, Seinfelder, Curb.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Seinfelder really long to get it takes too long. Curb's
the best. That's that's number five for me. What's your
top five favorite shows? Go?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Number one is The Wire, Number two wow, yeah, Number
two is Breaking Bad Oh Kit. Number three is Curby Enthusiasm.
Number four is weird for me because I want to
say dexter but I only will go seasons one through four.

(01:00:03):
Everything else just throwing the trash center on fire. But
I won't put Dexterra at number four. I will do
Let's see, I said, Curb, I gotta know the boom docks.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Oh. I almost wore my gigs Delicious shirt today. I
didn't even know that's fire. Uh. And then number five
I will probably go see.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I think there's a single season or True Detective season one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I think, what the fuck you watch keV the Soprano
True Detective?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You know season True Detect with Woody Harrelson and fucking
Matthew mcconnaey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Season one, Axents going at it? Who killed him? Soprano Sopranos? Five?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Great, great show Wow, what a fucking lineup, What a
what I got? I made West Woman's fucking face.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I got the wire breaking bad curb, boomdocks and soprano.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
It's a good mix. It's like changing the I like that. Actually,
I gotta take the sopranos out. Dude. What sons of anarchy? Man?
Fuck you just love drugs and death. I love sons
of anarchy. It's good. They mentioned Marcet and they were like,
the last place you get abortion is Mersey County and went.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Oh, yes, that bitch, fucking Pam Bundy on that show
with a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Fucking evil Peggy Bundy. Pam Bundy, Peggy Bundy, boys, Pam Bundy.
I don't know peg Uh. She was a bitch. I
love when she kills him mom. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I don't care. It's your mom marked that bitch. Yeah,
because she fucking stabbed his baby mama and the fucking
head with a fucking steak for it. Like what a bitch.
Though at the end she deserved to die, not that,

(01:01:35):
Like who goes out like that? Oh, we drove into
the fucking everyone died for you and then you should
have trade.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
What about your son?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
He's just gonna grow up with no family.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
You're gonna kill yourself anyway, Opie probably would have been
thriving right now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
He probably would have left. You. Let Opie die in prison,
and you just killed yourself. You fucking selfish so much,
thank you. I met that for one time and the
of a weed story an accent broken join and he
walked in and go, Jax teller, we know what he's wearing,
a fucking gray crew neck and gray sweats and white.

(01:02:11):
He looked like he was a fucking prison Still, dude,
he played and with an accident went what He plays
ed Gean on the Netflix the serial killer show Monsters Bro.
They got this motherfucker, Marty talked about this. They got
this motherfucker playing ed Gan dressing up like a fucking
like a woman and ship. Really yeah, it's kind of
that pissed me off. I was like, you're you have
an accent, Doug Man. Everybody can mimic us so good.

(01:02:34):
It's crazy. We're so dumb. We have the worst action.
Is he Australian or English? I don't know, he's one
of the same. Is he Irish? He's Irish? How do
you know so much? Or danio yo that show. It shows. Damn,
that's your top five is just death and drugs and guns.
I listen for the record, the Soprano, the Sopranos, I said,

(01:02:54):
boom Dogs and curb You did you did, you did
for the record.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Sopranos is a better show, good show. It's better than
Sons than Sons. Hey, Sons is a good show, though, man,
But Sons was just good man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
He wanted to know a little thing. You know hell
boy in that show?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Yeah, of course he's you know, every time he's on
the bike, he's on a trailer because he's deafinitely afraid
of motorcycles and can't stop shaking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Are you serious? My homie worked on that show. Yo,
He's on a motorcycle a lot. He's on a trailer.
What's that fool's name, hell boy? Ron something, Ron Perlman,
Ron Perlman, what's his name? On a Yeah? Look, this
wasn't that crazy. He looks like a wearing face. He

(01:03:38):
looks like a fucking prisoner. Again. That was why do
that got jumped in? Yeah, I'm good on that. You're
not in the Serial Killers? No, I don't want to
see death with you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
My favorite show is ready the Office Seinfeld, but those
interchange only because the Office has more characters. Seinfeld's better,
but yes, I get it. Yeah, those flip flop for me.
Sign old okay? And then third is always sunny because
it's incredible. Yeah, you missed you missed out. Fourth is
always Sunday, might be always sunny, is there?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Okay? Number four is uh eastbounded Down for sure?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Gas Yo, Honestly, eastbounding Down is knocking on my top five. Actually,
I might like Eastbounding Down more than boon Docks. Boont
Docks was only two good seasons. Season three was rough. Yes,
give me, give me eastbounding Down over boon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Docks, Let's go. And then number five script, what is
it coming? In? A close? Five to six is the
rest of development? That's such a bood show man, It's so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Fucking good, so well man, it's one of the I
think it might be like the funniest show written show
ever written ever by far, funniest jokes the most.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
And it was hella like kind of like you got
to push it aside. Yeah, dude, it was very step little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Step stepchild, dude, arrested developments.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
He what about your favorite?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Like, yeah, out of all the big cartoons, the comedy cartoons.
So you put South Park over Family Guy and Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Yeah, yeah, Simpsons is the is the best nostalgia. But
after like season sixteen, it just started doing this for sure,
that Family Guy did this and then went, hey, how
about a bunch of fucking callbacks that it'll make sense.
That's still funny.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
I like, I like the I like the Family Guy ship,
like I like the specials, like the Star Wars special.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
And American Dad rules over Family Guy. Though I don't
know if any of you guys watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
American Dad's really good. It's so much funny. Roger's the
funniest character. That's the alien for He's the funniest guy. Yeah,
I like I fuck with King of the Hill dog. Oh,
King of Hill's a fucking great The new season it
was so good. So Bobby's so bad dude, Like, like, dude,
have you been you know?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
It's funny because when they sho showed like Bobby's like
essentially like a fucking hibachi chef. I was like, yo,
every time every time I go to fucking any hibachi restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
LA slightly fat white dude. No, I just get so
fucking pissed when I don't get it. Asian dude, I
gotta be a fucking Benny hannas brouh. And there they got.
Every Asian restaurant you've ever been, he's been cooked by
a Mexican. Just in case you didn't know. Only the
front like Kanye in the front of the store know
about tipping Yaki I'm talking about. That's the only time
you're gonna see Asians actually cooking. It's all Mexicans. The

(01:06:18):
problem with that is it's all Mexicans. Man, go to
the Benny Hanna and Sino. It's the fifty to fifty
chance you're gonna get a fucking white Bobby Hill looking
motherfucker cooking your ship. And then the table behind me
gets the sixty eight year old season Asian.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I want my to be very fucking authentic. Plus they
know all the good tricks. All this motherfucking Bobby Hill
looking motherfucker can do is do the motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Onion, the very basic, and then they can do the
little crack the yolk and do a heart. Hey have
you ever seen butterfly? Haaa? Everybody does it. Every guy's
got some of them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Oh g's at at Bennie Hannah, they'll pull out all
kinds of little magic tricks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Shit, it's old pool child out from underneath that ship
was sick, dude like. And for our next act, this kindergartener,
he's gonna clean the whole restaurant and take your order
because you know it's a Chinese restaurant. It's Japanese. I
don't fucking know. It all makes sense to me. Japanese.
Hey man, there's always a small child with glasses taking
my order in her said, and he's doing his homework

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right to the side of the register.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Every time you were here, Uh, one of the actually
the highest interview.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I've ever done.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Yeah, oh yeah, that wasn't my fault though. You guys
were all mushrooms. I walked in, there was six people.
D Green was crying, but not because he was sad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
He was just he did he was fucked. Yellow Wolf
was here and then oh yeah, the guy's just smoking SIGs.
I go, who's your homie was smoking SIGs? He goes,
yellow Off go was that only shit? I was yellow Wolf?
So I should have known what the fucking the white
man with the fucking with the jokes, the Joe pescies.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, No, it was like, uh, me and Chuck had
like split a bag of shroom gummies and uh. And
then the interview started and then you showed.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Up with the dab rig Yeah. Uh, you guys are already,
but I was hallucinating.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, you did mushrooms. You were over there crying, tearing.
Everybody kept switching out. I guess because one guy, Jay
hog boomo outside and he said he could get his
feet out of the mud. There was no mud and
they had to send him back to the hospital hotel.
That was a somebody got lost.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
No, Chuck, Chuck started crying in the middle of the interviews, right,
He's just sitting there and he's like, I'll be back,
and he went to the bed left.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Yeah, and then we all went and got the fucking tacos.
Was that that? That wasn't the knockout night? Was it? Wow? No? No,
not not saying oh no, it was the next night
in that room. And then we left because I had
I had an ICP interview to do after. Yeah, I
had an interview. You interviewed me. That was the first
interview I did, I think, And then yeah, I came

(01:09:02):
over here to do an interview and you said each
time the second time I've been I've been on the
show twice twice, yeah, but the first time solo twice solo. Oh,
then this was the time, because you know, I think
the last time it came.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
On my show was at the old studio.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
I was here, was it? Oh? It was here here
because because you want to interview some clowns with me,
that's what you said.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Because you fucking you. You were like, I've been here
before the first that was the first.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
This was the mecca of facts for sure. It's really funny.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Your office was where the guy was sitting with his
SIGs and with all his TVs. It's really fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
You know what's crazy is like we realized because there's
so many cameras installed all over this fucking place, and
like every we just figured out, like a day ago,
there's an addict in the main building. We're trying to
figure out how to get up there because I'm like,
there might be some ship in there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Some ship up there, cause you know what they rate
when they raided this place and they shut it down.
It was on the news. I saw it. It was Yeah,
I don't want to the name of it, but like maes,
do you see this so and so god buzz Like
there's like five across the Yeah. Yeah, but there's like
five across the country, like connected all these spots. And
this was the spot.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
I remember coming. It was just weird, dude, I've been
here many times. It's fucking so. What was my old
studio it was?

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
It was the spot where he had a computer. Yeah,
this is what you do. You walk in and goes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
He didn't give a fuck cigarette like this all he's
I just got tolugh in Vegas and he has he
sound like mister Chow, but less Asian, you know what
I mean, like more americanized mister Chow, Like oh now
he was like oh he was more like he was
a less He was a dialed down version of King
Jong Kim Jong uh ill un on fucking Team America.

(01:10:45):
Not that wild, but like dial it back, more American.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
But he did like have he he says the shit
funny like it made me. I was like, ah my packs,
I don't want to laugh because some of the ship
he was saying. He was like, oh, I'm so fucked up.
He would talk like that because he just got off
a planes. I just got my jet like damn people
got and this fool will just be here. He was here.
There was a girl standing next to me with the
clipboard and a Mexican dude, skinny like a little model kid.

(01:11:12):
So this was like a straight trap house. It was not.
It wasn't like a trap house. It was like different.
He walked in fucking six, this big ass blackfoot with
his guns on both sides, and he looked at me
and he was like all right, walk in front of
me and went, oh my god, where the fuck did
you bring me? But I it was some big corn
fed white kid I know, brought me here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Some like you've been here before. I'll make it at here.
He's used to be a fucking d one athlete. He's
walking barras. I got you at least if this.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Guy tries to kill us, because while you're fighting him,
I'm out of here. So would you like pick up
actual work here? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
So I walked down and then I'm walking through and
there's just all the doors have these crazy fucking square
locks on them, like pad like like flat lock. I
don't know how to describe it, but it went into
the side and I don't know, it's like reinforced doors.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
They were like, oh, do you have wood doors? Now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
The doors that are in there are like eight hundred pounds.
Now there would though, but they're like, well when I
saw my thos are insane because when I pushed the
door was doors.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Okay, so I'm not motherfuckers, stay off lions on my stories.
It's exactly what that was. The door was like a
reinforced fucking door, but it was white. It was still white.
Is it white? Still? Yeah? Okay, yeah, so I'm like
is that wood? Is that metal? But I just remember
the door was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Like anyway, you walk down the hall and there's a
waiting room and in the waiting room they were playing
Cherry Springer or it was or Maury and I'm sitting
there and I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Looked at my friend, like, what a show to watch is?
We're waiting for weed? There was a guy in front
of us. There was a line the chairs in the
waiting room. There's a guy in front of us sitting
and he's like, where you guys, probably you guys are
the doctor's officers say, exactly, you have that that small
front room next to wor that desk right when you
walk in, there's a little small room. Yeah, that's my Yeah,

(01:13:01):
that little baby room small room is a weighting room
and had a little shit TV. I was like, this
place got a ship ass TV. It's like it was
like staticky, a little like where the fuck are we? There?

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Used to be a big, huge desk right there in
the front though, like a big like welcome desk, like
there it is still there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Yeah, oh I don't remember anyway, it's there and we
waited and he's like, all right, you guys are next.
I remember looking at the guy like, fuck this. This
guy's got two guns. He's big as she like Terry
Crew's big as fucking I can't I'll die. He walks
in the office and there's this guy just doing smoking
a cigarette. Uh he's moaning. He's like the fuck up

(01:13:40):
And he's like, oh, what's up? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
And they were offended that I only wanted to spend
twenty bands. They were so fucking buttered at me. He
they looked at the guy that brought me. That's what
do you guys want?

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Huh oh? So I'm so this guy's just taking your order.
So he's what we have, that's what he said. He goes,
so what do you want? Well, I was highs. I'm like,
what do you have?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
He goes everything. I go no, no, Like, my homie
looks like, whatever you want to go? I don't know
what do you want to spend A go twelve hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
How many you need? Ten?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
That's what he looked at me in my homiague, that's
what you want, Like you wasted my I flew in
earlier for you guys, like he had to be there
for two more. He was so upset. He's like, that's
all you're gonna get. I go, yeah, I just want
to check them out, and he goes, all right, cool,
twelve hundred, but no, no, I have this. He spattled off,
like fourteen different strains.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
I'm like, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
He goes like, I have that price point one hundred
deep in all those strains at that price. And in
my hand went oh, these guys are fucking around, and
what do you got At thirty two? He goes, oh,
my triple as all right, but he's only got four strains,
but I have four hundred of each. But I have
four boxes, he would say, boxes, not hundreds. They have
four boxes. A boxer is one hundred. I have a
half a box.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Blah blah blah blah. He's like a quarter of a box, like, damn,
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
On the computer. On the computer, as I say what
I wanted, the girl would write on the notebook. He
was doing that, all right, you want one, and I
was saying it like you got afghan, what fucking run?
Let me see that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
And then the little Mexican guy she handed the clip
where the Mescan dude he went in this big ass
you know, the the male ones they have in the
back of the mail the big open squares like in
the in laundry baskets and prison movies. The big one
gone for five minutes full, comes back and it's fucking stacked,
and he has I think, I think this is God.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
This little house is where they kept the packs in
back here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I never made it back. Yeah, I think this had
to be where they were park Now. I never saw
this or they had money back here. I never saw
this door. I never got in this room. We just
walked straight into that building through that back door. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
And then when I drove out, I saw the front
like damn. I would never assume, like right now, you
never assume all the ships here. But I remember I
told him like, hey, yeah, I'm gonna get well, no.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Wonder why they got fucking rated if they he's got
a database on the internet. Well not even that. He's like,
I got drums and don't know what do you mean?
Drums a ton? But what are you saying is like
I have thousands of pounds if you want, but they're
industrial so instead of a box, it's a drum. I
never heard that. My life on the wall where you
have all your equipment was all TVs, like maybe like
six or seven TVs, but each of them had like

(01:16:09):
twelve fucking boxes in them. And it was every angle,
even down the fucking block in the alley, down the
alley on this street where his house is, pointed at
the house, putting down on the fences from the front.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Oh, there's still a bunch of cameras just installed.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
In Okay, so you know what I'm saying, Like they
were everywhere. And I saw one room that the guy
was in while he was doing the packs. I saw
where he went and there were just big oil drums
with like plastic tops, like big big drums plastic tops,
and I kept like, what the fuck is in there?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
And that's when he said, do you want a drum or, Like,
what the fuck do you say? Oh, there's weed in there? Fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
And that's when I realized, like, there's a whole room
for just the tops. There's a whole room for just
the three thousands, There's a whole room for and there
was hundreds and hundreds. It was shocking anyway, I left
only spending fifteen bands. The guy was so fucking upset
at me. I could feel I left. I came back
one more time. They just did They wanted me, Yeah,

(01:17:06):
they wanted me back. I wasn't been enough money. Like
they're like, are you fucking joking? That's how they felt.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I feel like it was weird. Yeah, it was weird.
It's a while ago. It's like it was like eight
years ago. Maybe No, No, it was like twelve years ago.
Weird times.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Dude, when did you officially kind of stop fucking around
with that shit? And like because you were like, oh shit,
I'm actually a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
The reason no, I didn't stop because of that. I
just hadn't hit my fucking rent.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
I probably saw selling weed like twenty sixteen, like officially
just stopped selling pass because every week I was going
back and forth to La three times dropping past from
Santa Cruz. Now I'd go to Santa Cruce, get him,
come to La drop him, come back. That shit sucks, man,
that shit sucks. You're like, oh, they too bad?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
It's like fuck yeah, But like three times a week
did the money start to like because I did make a.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Lot of myself week right, smoked a little bit and
there's not a lot of wheed and one and weed, man, like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Especially the way I was definitely starting to with packs.
Make a couple of points on a pack. You want
to roll something up spence, Yeah, you know what I
mean to make to make that would be it's not
a lot. Yeah, yeah, I just looked up the drug
bust here. Oh fool, send me a link. One pounds

(01:18:25):
of meth. That's what this room was over. That's what
this room was. Oh I thought it was the weed spot.
It was everything spot. That's why they were so upset
at me. I didn't know that. I just saw the article.
I messaged that. No way. I love when I have

(01:18:46):
fucking proof and proof that I'm like, No. The door
was just fucking heavy, so heavy, so heavy, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
It's so funny because like when I got this spot,
it had been empty, bro for like two years during
this movie. This happened a while back, man, and I
was like, I was like, yo, like I had my spot,
like it was literally on the other side of the
next light. And I was like, Bro, these motherfuckers only
want like two thousand dollars more and I get two
buildings and a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Fortress, and I get like, hell fucking rooms in the
front building fortress here. Dude, I'm so happy to hear
that though you just found that. Fuck the fact you
were able to find it. You Google, you look at you, Jamie.
You know what's really funny. There's a video of me
on there. Then they have somewhere of me going that's all,
Oh my bad, I leave with my fucking bag, Like

(01:19:35):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Like working as a dietitian, what would you suggest too
that suit will break down a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Seven day like for sure plan? You're like, you have
some food restrictions, right, I just don't even meet I thought, yeah,
no me, I'm vegan anymore? Oh you were vegan yo
yo for everyone out there, I went vegan again at
ninety eight pounds in nine years. Dude, don't be vegan.
It's got a home vegan and all he does is

(01:20:56):
eat fucking breakfast, like beating.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
But he's not vegan, he's vegetarian, but he'll just has
bean and cheese burritos.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
I stopped eating them. I eating twice a day. Dude,
I have a cereal. It's kind of a serious. Three weeks,
I haven't eaten the bean cheese. I love a bean.
How crazy it is? You got a bean and cheese
thing my whole life. That's all I really ate as
a kid, and hamburgers. But since I don't eat meat
no more? Do you want to? You want to see something?

(01:21:25):
Bean and cheese list San Francisco, East LA or sad
SFFE thumbs down. Obviously it's trash with two thumbs ups.
We take a picture of that. This pitch gots three
thumbs let me take them. Dude, I love a bean
and cheese. I have a list bro bean and cheese.
Because I get high, I'm like, did I eat this
place before it? I'll eat an eagle. This place sucked.

(01:21:46):
I forgot. This is the shitty play so I started
a couple months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
It's such a fucking like slept on. I feel like
a bean and cheese worst case, No matter where you go.
You're like, man, let me just get the bean and cheese, easy,
perfect with some salcelow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I don't know about that. I'll fuck that ship up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah, so you would you say you have the connoisseur
abing she's burritos.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Yeah, I am. I don't really eat. We have a list. Yeah,
I don't eat many things. Dude. I know I'm fat,
but I don't eat a lot of stuff. I'm very like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
I just tried steak when I was like twenty three.
I never had it before, you know, I tried, But
you never have steak as a kid. I mean it's
all Mexican chip, carne soada. I never had a steak
in my life where you cut it like a steak
for knife. Yeah, I've never done that. Rosie's my wife's
dad's a master barbecuer. Oh fire, Yeah, like he has.
He's won helic competitions. And I tried ribs for the

(01:22:37):
first time with that full and then like, oh he's
like an actual Yeah. He won the cookoff in Vegas,
the hard rock one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
He won the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
He's a real Yeah, he's a real barbecue guy. He
has all the cookers.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
He's just big. So he can raise ship, so you don't.
Even when I first started, I went over there, like
this is what a rib is. I never had reds
in my life, so good never you know, like like
what about a brisket. Never had it my fucking life
till I went there. My family's Mexican is ship. There's
nothing and we eat McDonald's. On the other side, white
Jewish fucking ghetto fuckers, White Jewish ghetto live in ghetto,

(01:23:14):
I mean not ghetto.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Where's your Jewish family from?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
From Merced No, they're from Uh, they're from a place
called cherry Wood, I think in Massachusetts. All like my
great grandma, all the pictures, they're all rich as fuck.
She married a Catholic like my great grandpa. My great
grandpa's a white Carneye, like a Carney Carney his whole life. Yeah,
he was an actual Carnee. Yeah, my my all, my

(01:23:39):
grandma's brother, grandpa in the fucking group of the circus. Yeah,
traveling with that ship.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
And then they my grandma and grandpa lived right here
on Salcito, right by the They grew up in La
by the Dodger Stadium. So they always tell me they
saw it get built. They would sell newspapers. It's crazy
because the house is still there, like the stories they
tell me. I'm like, oh, that's where they fucked up
the side of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
He's not lying.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Only sixty years later. I see this ship now when
I when I I take week pictures out there. So
have you aasked by the house often?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I know you have, like was it your stepdad or
you're like your stepdad who ended up locked up?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Have you guys had any conversation now?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
The last time I saw him, I dodged his ass
when I was in college because he was going to
college too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Maybe maybe you've been popping and was like trying.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
To No, No, he would never reach out. No, he's
he's back in prison. I saw, I saw some shit
about him. Damn yeah, I saw a dude he ended
up exactly. He's like no teeth, like mush mouth, but
like you could see the devil in his fucking eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
He's still a scary guy. It's just weird to see him. Dude,
he's like old, withered, like fucking tweak, like the guy
you got to avoid.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
It's it's sad. It's really fucking sad. Actually, But no,
I haven't talked to him since I was like twenty
twenty one, twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
If he ever gets out, he's he gets out often.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Ultimate guest on the podcast for you, No you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
He showed me he beat the fuck out of me.
If I ever did drugs, oh so now I smoke weed.
But then he's a drug addict. That's why I beat
the dog shit out of me. And I don't want
to be involved in that. Like, there's no way even
if he's scron he's still gonna fuck me up. I
can't do I can't beat that guy. He's a maniac.
But I would like I would have loved to talk
to him, but what's there to talk to?

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
What's there? You know? It's like he's just twagged and ship.
It's weird, dude, right yeah, yeah, dude. The drug shit
is like it's like a shallow a person. It's kind
of crazy. All my best friends live outside except for
one two two two. The Steel are like intact like
all my friends I grew up with, all the outside
are all tweakers.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
I've seen him, like they live outside, Yeah yeah, they
live on it like a certain I know where they stay.
But I try to talk my best friend ever when
I was growing up, I saw his ass two Christmases ago.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I haven't seen him in twelve years. Dude. It was
fucking crazy on drugs. Yeah yeah, but I caught him.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
I just I see him sometimes, but I don't stop
because I'm like, nah, he's tweaking. I don't want that
erratic shit. This time, he was like he had a
coffee and I saw a tweaker lady ride by, and
I had the window down because I stopped like two
blocks in front because I saw him. I spulled over,
like I'll wait to see how he eats for two blocks,
just to see my rear if he's cool. And when
he got close to my car, so I'm like, hey Joe,

(01:26:19):
and he's like, oh hi, and he waved like the
guy I knew, I'm like, oh, he's not on one.
I popped out the car and I just kind of
stop on my car. I looked at him just like momise.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Like damn, you just had to guess you're in the
You're in the mayback. No.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
No, I'm about to say, can you imagine, like looking forward,
a mayback pulls up on you like hi?

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I just I saw him and I was like it
was weird, dude, this is just because we're best friends,
like been moved together.

Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
Go to college together, and like he's just wild. I
haven't seen him since I started doing this. Is it
because you think that, Like I mean, at the end
of the day, was too spoiled. Man. His mom's a
fitness physical fitness trainer. She's awesome. She just anything he
wants to eat. He's fucking pretty, the prettiest kid. And
he looks Paul Walker. He looks like Paul Walker. Jesus,
and he had the modeling contract with pack Son didn't

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show up. He decided not to go. He was gonna
be their new fucking summer guy. He fucked it off.
We bought a pound of shrooms. I didn't see him
for a week.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
He ate the whole fucking pound with some girl in
a motel fried. His brain thinks he needs fucking medication,
started taking hell of pills, started drinking, taking more pills.
It really bugs me, honestly, because it's like you have everything,
you fucking bitch, and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Then he just he just went off.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
No I remember, he just went off one day and
just kept drinking. Dude, taking pills, and he would be
erratic and getting fucking fights.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
And I would always like his mom calls me all
the time, like, Yo, can you can you talk to Joe?
He's at the fucking park. I just pretended, like, yo,
what's up? Passed by the park and like pretend I
just see him, like what that joint, just to see
where he was, Like it's fucking annoying, bro, like some
pretty ass fool just living outside and now he like
he definitely aged. Man, I just saw him. It was

(01:27:59):
fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Do you think, because you know, shrooms is such a
like hot thing that everyone's doing right now, right love them?
I love them too, But do you think there you
always hear these stories about people who ate too much.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Yeah, And like I think you're never the same.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
You're pre exposed or you have that thing in your
body of already having schizophrenia, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
And it just brings it, it pulls it out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
And I don't think it's schizophrenia. I think some I
think sometimes it just unlocks your brains in some parts
and you can't lock them back up go back.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Yeah, And for our temperament of like don't say certain things,
don't say this out out don't maybe talk, maybe keep
it inside. Don't say certain ship to that lady's faces
faces fucked up. I feel like Troops kind of takes
that layer of like so once and then once you
do that, you can't put it back. That's what I
don't do, ascid. That's why I'm scared of you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
Fucking h d MT. I'm super speedy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Have you done dmc spence.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
I'm scared. No, I just don't want to. I just
want to suck me up like my the way I think.
That's the only thing I'm scared because rooms I eat
seventy eight grands. I told like, that's what I kicked
myself up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
It's just DMT. Dude, No, but that's you're talking about
the pant aren't you. No, No, no, you get the
you free based it. It's a man. I just want
to do it so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
But like I just like when you get bucks at
my personality the way I think because I have a
homie that call him Burnt Kenny. After he started doing acid.
He never came back. He never I saw him disappear.
We're in high school and I'm like, your brain's different.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Huh weird. I'm gonna go to class and I see
me like, oh, now he's called. Now he's Burn Kenny.
It's really fucking sad, like now your name's Burn Kenny.
Like the d m T. I feel like the Ayahuasca is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I want to do all those things sow the Ayahuasca ship.
The only thing I'm worried about it is like getting
your pants, Yes, exactly what I washere.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
You know what's crazy is I'm not even as worried
about me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
Shitting my pants in front of other people. I just
don't want other people shitting their fans in front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
That's fine for me. I'm fine with me and my
own ship.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
But I don't know if I'm tripped the fuck out
and the lady next to me ships yourself, I'm that's.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Not cool because it's all thinking about you. Because it's
like a group, right, I mean, you don't have to
do a group. I know the spider due that did
it with just himself. I believe. I don't think you're
supposed to no no, no no, with a shaman a
group of others doing He was like, yeah, he was
by himself and he just got him through that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
I would love to do it, man, I just I
just know my brain and I know it's gonna be
a get out situation.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
If it happens, I'll be back here going I'm normal.
How come I can't be? And I'll be stuck with
this weird fucking dude, and I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
That's the only thing I'd be worried about is, like
you said, changing person.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I don't want it. It can happen.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
After I did that stream ship where I've lost my mind,
I felt weird for a couple of weeks just because
I experienced something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
I didn't think, Well, what's that? What's Bre's name there?
I used to write Neil Brennan, Oh for a dash bell.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
So he said that he did a d MT trip
and he had like traces of the trip.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
For like a year. I mean, I don't know. I
heard about like you pop your your spine, your back
will pop, and the ecstasies in there and you'll catch
a little fucking you. Remember that when people used to
say that, I just I used to do a lot
of ecstasy. I always say people, you know a month later,
you might catch it when you're in class. I like what,
I just see that as free fucking drugs. Extasy is interesting,

(01:31:35):
it is fun. I don't do it no more. Do
you not do it anymore because it's bad for you?
I don't do hard drugs war right, just because I'm fat?
That's fair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
I only did ecstasy once and it was I think
I might have talked about it on your podcast Room
super Stuck man.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
It was a lot, dude, it was a lot. I
never did it again.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Oh well, wasn't it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
You had and you had pure MDMA, but you had
like actual ecstasy. Where I'm from, they cut it with
meth or mescaline. But it was a lot, so you
could tell when it's the mescaline.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
You just thought, bro, I was fucking I was like,
I never felt that way before, never felt the way
of a god.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
God man, I fucking little drugs so much. It's kind
of fucked up. Yeah, it's kind of sad that I
don't do them.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I just don't. Don't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
But dabbing is pretty serious. It's not I mean in
terms of like, how fucking have you ever dabbed yourself? Well,
I guess eating weed is where it can get psychoactive.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
It's work. No, No, it wasn't where it could get
go left so it can go real left, real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
I was on a f live stream with the comedian
you know Least i At, Joey Diaz's co host, and
Josh Wolf. I was on a stream on four twenty.
I eat thousands of milligrams. I'm good, right, Yeah, I'll
go three thousand and be like, yeah, I'm fucked up,
but I'm I'm here. I ate eight hundred milligrams only
like so much. But it was hash rosin edibles. Hash

(01:32:58):
ros and edibles are like a set of I don't
know what it is about him. They You know, when
Happy Gilmore, I guess he's human after all, when he
gets hit by the Volkswagon.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
That's what hash does ash ros and edibles do to me.
I'm a normal guy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Eight hundred is eight hundred, and I'm like, oh god,
So I'm on a live stream and I'm sitting there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
In my head, I'm like, I think I'm gonna throw up, and.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
I'm like, aha, talking to these guys on the live
stream when I smoke of bulls and in my head
I'm like, I think I need to throw up. I'm spinning.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
Oh I was.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
I had to eat in that day because I was like,
I'm gonna fucking eat after the stream and it were
supposed to thirty minutes and turn into two and a
half hours, so like hour two, I'm like, guys, I'm
just p real quick. And I just walked to my
bathroom just dry heaved nothing came out like cold water
on my face, and went back on and finished it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
I don't know how. I I don't know how I
kept the face. But edibles, man, they will do that.
No weed has ever done that to me. Yeah, the edibles, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
The highest I've eaten a so much mushrooms, and the
highest I've ever been was eating a fucking cake pop dog.
I was at a Yellow Ritz concert in like two
thousand and fourteen twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Okay, I know exactly who's whose edibles those were. I
used to be friends. It was in Arizona. I know,
I know where they are. I don't know nothing. I
know I know exactly which cake pop you ate. It was.

Speaker 1 (01:34:21):
It was for my homies girlfriend. Now I think she oh,
never mind.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
I thought she meant like a fucking product.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
No. I was like on my way to the concert, right,
oh sick because I know the fucking cake pop and
I didn't know you weren't supposed to eat all the
cake pop.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Of course you are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Whatever the cake experience. Get to the concert. You know,
I'm real tight with Ritz and Wolf and I'm on
Ritz's bus. Everything's fine, do an interview with them. Everything's fine.
I'm like that, I don't feel you went to work well.
I mean, those are the homies and this was like
a blog era hip hop so I was, you know,
getting my content off.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
This, this is twelve twelve or thirteen, So twelve thirteen.
So I'm like telling my boy, I'm like, you know,
everything's fine, bro, I'm chilling. I don't feel the ship.
So we go inside of the concert to watch Ritz's performance,
and it just like full like it just started beating

(01:35:16):
my ass. Man. I couldn't move my legs bids. I
couldn't move my legs. They felt like they were planted.
At the same time, I can hone in sounding on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Huh yo, why is that I can hit It's like
a super It's like a fucking superpower. A loud concert
and you can hear every I.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Know what you're talking about. It's very fucking odd you
can hone in on just what you wanted. Why edibles
do that to me too?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Dude, I could hear it. It's it's a it's a
it's some sixception.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
And you can like zoom in on some ship right
like you'll be in a concert and the bars across
and you'll be, oh, it's six.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Oh damn that food make a long exactly. I feel you, though,
isn't that weird? Crazy cat?

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
I don't know what it is. I don't know if
I ever talked about that, but I can. It's you
can hear everything really odd, but you're not wrong. It
doesn't matter how far it is, it doesn't matter how
loud it is. It's and they're thought about because I
was so fucked up when I did it. What if
the amount of edibles just gives you a fucking something
like something in your brain, I'd be sick the yeah,
like the worst times ever have been high off edibles

(01:36:31):
the only time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
But that's and then we go outside. Well there was
a garfield of cat on stage with Rich Cool, which
was trippy as fuck. We go outside, I hurl everywhere,
like right outside.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Off Oh my god, it never stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:36:50):
There's just a lot, dude. And then dude, the puke
and ship the dabbing ship got me dog, I'm in
fucking New York. No listen, I'm in New York with
Jelly Roll and and uh, this is the day after
he wrestles at Summer Slam. So this is Summer Slam Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
So we get together. We go to He's like, yo,
meet me here, Bub, We're gonna go get get dinner. Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
So we go to this place called Scratch Sushi in
New York. It's like a fool's bell been on Joe
Rogan a lot. This chef dude, I don't know who
the fuck he is at the time of like hanging
out with him, but he's a big deal. Scratched by
scratches the place.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
So we sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
We end up doing a whole fucking Me and Jelly's
road manager end up doing like a whole flight of sake.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
And I'm on it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
I mean, you know, sushi's very like, it's not very feeling.
So I do a flight a flight of saki, which
you know, was like maybe six or seven shots shots right,
All good, eat a lot of food. We get into
Jelly's suv to go to Summer Slam to watch it
and he passes me the dab break and at this point,
I'm like, we ain't got nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
To do today, We're gonna be hanging out in the swing.
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
So I hit the dap Brother. That was the long
like you were saying that you had a puke and
you were like spinning. So I'm sitting there and we're
driving from like Manhattan to New Jersey to go to
the fucking wrestling show bro. About five minutes in them
a fucking ride, I start going, oh fuck, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I have to fight this. There's no fight.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
I'm in an suv. We're on the way to Summer Slam.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Oh this just said after Summer Slam. No flight before, yeah,
before going to Summer Slam. So listen.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
So I'm in the motherfucking suv and I'm like, damn,
like where I'm at if I throw up? I'm throwing
up on Jelly Roll. It's getting on his ship.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Right before you walk. It's covered not like on him,
but like it's gonna there's will be some some oh
that like you threw up on his shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
No, I'm like, don't be some splatter. Like we're escalator.
We're in Escalator. I'm like, I can't throw up in here,
It's gonna hit somebody, like all right, close my AARs, bro,
And I'm like so fucking just lost in the dab
and the drinking and the black hole. I'm just like
focusing on random ship because I can't puke. I can't puke.

(01:39:21):
I can't puke. I'm going in it, Bro. I'm sweating
like fucking Shaquille O'Neil at the free throw line. Dog,
I'm just fucking As we pull up to the VIP
Andrews the Summer Slam, we get out. As soon as
we get out, literally as soon as we fucking get out.
I jumped behind the escalator and I mean when I
tell you, I threw up fucking everything so much, And

(01:39:45):
as soon as I have done puging, I was like,
oh my god, I should throw up more.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Yeah, it was probably the alcohol. You're just high thinking
about how drunk you were. Oh my god, that sounds incredible.
And the thing is like, that wasn't like when I
was twenty one. That ship was.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Now, that's the best part. You chose that sokki flight
and sushi in a bumpy car right after a dad.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
Oh my, you did that you'd be dabbing a lot though. Man,
Yeah no, but I wouldn't choose that. Are you you're
not a big drinker, right, or you drink? Oh? I
can drink like I smoke. I just don't really drink often.
Yeah that's bad. I can drink. I don't anymore, but
I usually have like a fifth by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Really, if we're drinking like you're with all these fucking guys, well,
it's like the shots don't do nothing to me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
It takes like six shots for me to go. We're
drinking a little bit, and then I think it's just
so fucking I don't look big, but I'm fucking big,
and like it doesn't do anything right my parents? Mana
drug addicts telling you it did something to me? My dad?
What's your drinking choice. It used to be just just
Hanna say for a long time, fuck for a long time,

(01:40:54):
great Hanny.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Yeah, dude, he's to chase it with a little bit
of apple juice. And then I started becoming a fucking man.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
I was like, one day, I'll just sip water so
nobody wuld drinking. Just take a sip of water after
I don't want to taste alcohol for twenty minutes. I
just sip a little water now. But now I just
drink that azul shit, that blue and white bottle. Oh,
the class fucking hellole bell bullshit. I just don't really
do the dark shit in the war, don't do drink.
I'll drink just to quill it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Back in the day, I used to be off that
fireball man.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
Because you're fucking gross. Fireball, a fire bottle and a Corona.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
You're so white and vest at the same time. A Corona, Arizona,
you are Arizona for sure. Corona and a fireball. Or
before that, it was a Corona and the goddamn Yager
bomb gross.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
That I used to drink and chug and love mad
Dog twenty twenty. I never had Mad Dog twenty Oh
we never lived, It's all I heard. I wasn't a
big I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
I didn't really drink a lot as a kid because
all my family was like drug addicts. I was super
scared to get into that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
Oh is that why? Yeah? Oh my whole family drunk.
I just saw it. But don't do those, don't do
those on yeah. Yeah. So then when I I got
into drinking, when I was like twenty twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Oh really, I was, Yeah, you started good, but I
did I like jumped in like with like corona and
like smearing offs Yeah remember smearing off ice.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Of course. Shoot, that was to me that tasted good.
It tasted so tasting liquid liquid sandy or white so
good bomb. I used to when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
That was just bad twenty twenty because I thought they
were fucking awesome, the little the little glass bottle like
a flask. Dude, I used to chuck thish and then
it went on to Mickey's bombs and Mickey's forties.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
I drank forties for like six years straight. I uh,
I just uh.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Back in the day, thought alcohol tasted so bad. I
was like, what's the gayest tasting ship?

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Pause? I met like, you know, the we all know
what you meant, the fruity shit. She going making it better,
you know words.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
It's like, right now, I really like a white claw.
Right now, I'm a white claw guy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
I've never drink a Seltzer.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
They're fucking amazing and they you know, like when you
drink beer. I don't know if your beer drinker, but
when you drink beer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
It's full. Let's stop drinking beer. With a liquor. Yeah,
I was younger. Liquors disgusting.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
You know what's fire is Japanese whiskey. Yeah, so good
because I was in Japan and that's all they have,
Like they love whiskey, but that's not all they have,
but so fucking fire. And I've never been a whiskey drinker.
I used to drink whatever. I never really cared about.
The Scotch is a whiskey?

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Is it? Jack Daniels is a worship Oh? I drink
so much jack tails in my life. And Captain Morgan fuck,
I had like a years man talk.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
I used to drink a lot Captain Morgan's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
I used to drink the jungle juice, gotcha Morgan and Coke.
I used to get a two Leader and a fifth
and they.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
Would what's crazy is like two leaders used to be
like universally accepted. You would just be chilling at your
coffee table or in your room and have one and
just have a two Leader while you're.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Playing What are you drinking? Idiot? Could you drink it
all that? Can you imagine if you went to someone's
house They're drink I have for you, You'd be like, Okay,
or like what I used to buy all the time.
I'd have a two litter Mountain Dew code red one
leaders I used to the ship out of that. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
I don't drink, so I'm addicted this. That's what I'm
more to do than anything on the in the world.
So I don't drink soda at all. I'm like an addict.
Coke is the best ship ever. This is the most
carboned thing I'm drinking years. Is that that damn juice
I was drinking?

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
What what was your soda of choice? Oh? Oh yeah,
doctor Pepper molested Doctor Pepper right now, dude, if I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
To, But I like Coke, Pepsi, sprite, Fanta, search Pepsi
blue fucking pepsid, h whatever, big cactus cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
If you right now, I'll main r C Cola dog
Arci cola is all right, I'll drink it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
But it was like all right, because it was like
you'd be over at your fuck tweaker ant's house and
then the machine in front of walkers, well they would
just be like, well, you know, the R s's ninety
nine cents, Yeah, why not? And then they'd have the
well did you guys have Fiesta soda Fiesta.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
Wow, I'm getting put on right. Wait, we might have
talked about about is anybody else?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
No, we talked about yeah three leaders, dude, Yeah, oh
we had it was that food city, No Shasta, Shasta
to Shasta. That's what we had out here. S three
leader of Mountain Dew or was it doctor or mister
mister pep What was the knockoff of that? And mister
Pi No, no, no, there was a knockoff at mister pittsba.

(01:45:39):
There was a knockoff at the dollar Tree, and there
was another one like not mounting something storm storm storm
storm storm was the fake Mountain Dew fake? I think
it was like a fake Sierra missed. It's a fakes right.
Oh yo, I'm a called SODA's up? Have you Everend
of Detroit? Dude? They got all kinds of flavor. Barks

(01:46:00):
mug amw. I loved Welch's grape soda. I was telling
you to pick between those three. Oh, coke coke enough, dude,
A w mug and barks barks was the ship with
which one would I pick? Yeah? Oh I don't like beer.
Oh never mind, this will said fucking what?

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
So did you say, I like I like Fanta right,
the Mandarin. I don't mind them Mountain burritos, uh I,
coke and PEPSI.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
I'll drink all of them, man, and I'll switch overund
my fucking mouth that. So I don't drink them, dude,
I don't drink I did four years, four years. I
didn't drink it at all, and I fucked up five
years ago, and I stopped two and a half years ago.
So I'm on two and a half year run. I'm
trying to go for fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Are you gonna you don't treat yourself on your birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Like, give me a coke. I'm a fucking drug add Dude.
If I sip it, it's over. It's weird. It's the
only thing in my life I know. I can't stop
doing so so fucking much. Any big stand up shows
coming up straight from it too that I'm fucking on soda.
Any big stand ups? Uh No. I have four shows
at the Covida Laugh Factory with David Lucas, the seventh

(01:47:11):
and eighth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
David Lucas is funny, David Lucas is you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Haven't seen a set. You have to go to a
show to see a set. He's very uh Kevin. When
I say his set is fucking hilarious, I was really surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
I gotta be honest, I was. I know he's the
roast dude. So I went to the show with him.
I got to see a set. Wow, man, it is
it is fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
It is ruthless. Go ahead, fucking ruthless. Man. It's oh no,
no no, I don't think you understand. You know, there
was this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Is there a comedian called Holtzman something Holtzman at the
at the Austin Comedy Store.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Uh. Dog, This fucking guy's set was so dark for
like an hour. Oh, Brad, that sounds I like all
types of ship, dude. I like slapstick ship if it's
done right. I like horrible dark stuf. I like fucking
generic ship and.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
This full Brian Holtzman. This looks incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
He looks like the guy that plays the old school
Adams Family.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
So he like headlines the the comedy Mothership.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
You know that guy old man.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Yeah, but he like they like he had like he's
like a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
This fucking guy's set was so wild.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
It was the most like cancelable insane ship. Like if
you I started looking at sh on YouTube. He just
has zero guardrails.

Speaker 2 (01:48:35):
Really so amazing. So we're like, we went to I was.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
In Austin with this fucking radio radio conference, so a
couple of radio people came with us cause I got
to send to the comedy whatever the fuck. And this
guy was going in and the people I brought were
so offended and so quiet ew and I was fool.
I was dying, crying out of my face, and I

(01:49:00):
just like, they just I this was talking about like
drowning gay people in the Austin rivers.

Speaker 2 (01:49:07):
Why. I'm just like, I don't even know what the
setup is, but that's a wild thing to go with.
The setup must have been great. I'm just fucking melting.
And these people just like a funny they said it
to you, Oh yeah, they were not happy. I find
it so fucking lame. It is what it is. No, no, no, Like,

(01:49:28):
when did that person go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
This is what I won't When did that person say
I'm gonna be a.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Pussy thank you? Like I go to a comedy adult thing,
Like when did you become an adult to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
A comedy show and get fucking offended?

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Dude? It's I had a girl yell at me at
the Antippe in Arizona. At the screamed at me here,
let you tell you. I was in the hallway and
she came up to me to yell about his set
when he she was so offenished. She left this guy set,
David Lucas, and yelled at me for it on the
way out, like it wasn't even you. He wanted me
to like have a response. She was like, she came

(01:50:01):
up yelling at me. Hey, I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
She took out David Lucas trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
She's like, that guy's not fucking funny, And I went,
that's cool. The fuck? And then she went that's cool
and screamed and stormed out, and then I went about
my life because who the fuck cares, bitch. It's like
it's like she really wanted everybody to know. Like it's
like when Jerry when they're going more like you don't
know me, fucking uh Montela or whatever? The show does that? Ship?

(01:50:31):
Montell Maury Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake, which show does that
where they go you don't know me? Is it may Maury? Yeah?
Everybody always used to say that when they come out.
Jenny Jones used to be cracking.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
Well, they would have Hella Rappers on that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:50:46):
Dude, I bet you fu did you go to a
gaping dude?

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Spencer went to high school with fucking the Panga. Oh really,
I ran into the Panga at the iHeart Festival. I
didn't tell you this a month ago, was it?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Yeah? Maybe? And I was like, hey, I know Spencer
and then she looked at her and she can't know Spencer.
That's the first time in the world that's ever with
like what because everybody's like, Okay, every time I know
somebody you nobody ever, that's awesome. My guy, Spencer went
high school with you. You know Spence, Honey, he knows Spencer.

(01:51:27):
That's cool. Ready family matters or fucking full house. Oh
family matters? Okay, yeah, because there's more quirky ship.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Yeah, Steve, I'm gonna go family matters.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
So did he fucked Carl Nice? That'd be unfortunate. But
but like Carl liked the cop.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
But but but but but why would did he be like, yo,
I need to get this older fat man because he
wanted to give him that.

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
He wanted to see if his wins was low, Like
I got Carl, I got start working out.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
You imagine if did he had Carl Wizlew dressed up
in the cop uniforms. We can suck a minute, and
then afterward gave heartfelt, fucking discussion of why that was good?
What if did he was? What if did?

Speaker 1 (01:52:15):
He was cars playing as fucking Steve Steve Rkle and
was like, come.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
Fuck me dad. Yeah, you can't stream, dude. And that
wasn't his dad, that was his neighbor. Get it right?
Did I do that? He came on me and I
wrapped it on my nipples?

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Did I do that?

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
No? You can't see it's a quote keV bleep, it's
not well, I'm pouring as he's begging him. Yeah, family, yep,
family matters. Yeah, your brain can I had erkle doll?
Oh you had that? I had that. We all know
which one you had. I never had I never met

(01:52:54):
anybody had it, but I seen it. I had it
at the crib. My an had a pee wee Herman
version of that. Remember that he wasn't a big pee
wee guy. That's that fool looked like an op to me.
He looked like was Herman's big adventure. Yeah, it was
what heart felt amazing fun adventure. You bastard. I was

(01:53:15):
watching My family was watching Ernest, so Ernest too great.
I wasn't a big but you still watch. I grew
up like cable guy. I'm watching Ship all day every day.
My mom was in drugs. Were not the pee wee people.
They were like, hey, let's let's watch a scared stupid
My BA would do that because my grandma watched Ernest.
But my mom would be like, oh, it's Paul Rubens
from Chuk. I did watch. That's why I watched it. Yo,

(01:53:37):
Ernest was a g It was Vern Schreyer. It was
not his name is fucking mini me? But Jim Varney
I said it. I know I fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:49):
I knew it was something with a vase Barney. Can
you imagine Vern Troyer. They were doing all the Earnest movies,
but they make Vern Troyer Ernest.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
Oh the way your braid, this weed is fuckingging him
right now? I love this. Could you imagine you have
a baby like this? I'm kidding, but that'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
As Olympics one year it was random she won an award. Oh,
but she was like with whoever won.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Buddy, and I was like, was he dressed like a Mexican? Yep,
Armatias Love dressed on Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
But they got none of the they have none of
the ice fear because they look white. Damn, tell me
the last time you heard of our meeting getting tackled.
But he's got a pro club on.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
It's kind of crazy, or even just like a Swedish fool.

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
Yeah ju here from Russia. Yeah he's white is basically
he just called yeah, yeah, that's exactly what that is.
They just don't care say in Miami you're Irish. That
means they got Irish immigrants anywhere. I feels like Session
nineteen Miami dodges it, because that's why I said in

(01:55:15):
Miami to the crowd, I'm like, that's how you guys
dodge all these ice rates because as I said that,
all the black people say Spanish. I don't know who's who.
A black guy walked as I said, I'm like, hey, man,
do you speak Spanish? Goes nose.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
I can't tell. And he had a wild ass shirt on.
And that's why I thought, that's how they're dodging the
ice rates. They don't they think everybody's black, but they're
really Dominicans.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
They were sucking up Canal Street the other day, getting
all the bootleggers from Senegal. What do you mean where
New York Canal Street? If you go to New York, Yeah,
we're all the fake shit. Yeah, but you know it's
like the guy from Senegal selling that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
I don't even know where country that's from.

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
That's where i Acon's from.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Oh okay, so like I'm the captain now type of
shit is he? Is he from Senegal? Where Acons from?
Because I don't? Eh, God, just to put that on.
I mean, let me see, did you interview this man
that's a few times Acon? Or or was it his
brother Sentegalgue? See I wasn't wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:56:10):
See you know what, he switched with his brother on
some of the live concerts because nobody wants to be racist, like,
hey man, I'm pretty sure that's not you, Like are.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
You gonna ask? No one's gonna ask. And that's how
he got away.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
And that was before Instagram and.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
You nobody wants to be racist, Like I'm pretty sure
that's not Acon.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
But it looks a lot like MF Done was running
that ship up.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
Isn't that awesome? Because nobody can ask because it's RACI
I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
I see, well, I guess ICP has a lot of tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Yeah, that's hilarious. I would get away with so much
if I could do that one of the fools from Slipknot.
You never know. That's the best part about it. Could
you imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Different guys all the time, Like they could literally put
just the same bill dudes and just like Yo, we're
just gonna play a track.

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
Is fucking perform this ship. It's like the Power Raiders
over the years, Like, oh, different group, different group.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
The Black Power Rangers everywhere in LA Like if you
go anywhere, like to a game stop, to a listening session,
into a weed session, than the actual actor. The actor,
that motherfucker is just everywhere. Really, yes, did you try
to fight him yet? Like dog, Yeah, he's got the
like you know how like that I see him. He's

(01:57:14):
got the little elephant charm. He wears it out to
the club.

Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
Well, I still have his toy, a little elephant, I hope. Yeah,
it's me. How cool is that? I mean? I wish
I was a Power Ranger. No, how fucking cool is what? Not? Not?
The first group not the first group. Not Chason one
hundred fucking bench presses at school for some reason, didn't

(01:57:41):
One of the Rangers just killed himself. Not, no, don't
say that. I think White Ranger ended his own line.
It's the White Ranger, Green Ranger. He was green first,
of course, but he's ended white. But he was green white.
He's the better color. It was him. It was Tommy himself.
I know he did his life. Let's look Google, has

(01:58:02):
it his turn just ran out? That's all The White
Ranger will be back.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
Has a Power Ranger killed? Yes, a former Power Ranger
killed his roommate.

Speaker 2 (01:58:13):
What not the first round? No, it was like Power
Ranger Galaxy Bulls.

Speaker 1 (01:58:17):
Another former Power Rangers, Sky daily On, was convicted of
three murders and sentenced to wait a minute, two former
Power Rangers. What and no, no, no, no, no, no
hold on rewind Ricardo Medina played Cole Evans, Red Lion,
Wildforce Ranger and Power Rangers Wildforce. He pled guilty to
voluntary manslaughter. Okay, and then there's someone named Sky daily

(01:58:43):
On who was just an extra on the show, who
was convicted of multiple death.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
They just looped that headlight in a guy that was
an extra. Oh wait, no, it says sky Daily on
from Power Rangers. But he was a hitman, henchman of
the show. He was a hit man in real life.
Oh sick assful, Oh my gosh, that's a movie. That's
a movie. That's a movie. Oh, it's kind of like

(01:59:12):
that movie with that show with uh A. Bill Hayter
replays the actor, but he's really a hit band. What's
that ship called again? Barry? Good show?

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
Barry was Gas on HBO movie? Oh you know what
was good? That ship with Ted Danson and Zach Allafanakis
Board to Death on HBO Max three seasons Gas.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
No, Oh, the the documentary stuffing by the way, of
course I've seen that show. Yes, of course you have.
It's on ecstasy. Do you remember, uh they did a
show about the Hoffman dude and the Bunny Ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
With the bunny ra Just yeah, so weird that Nevada
like everywhere the pussy's legal except for fucking Vegas Clark County.
You go outside of Vegas and get go to one
of these goddamn it so.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
Like you take it right, you take a left. You see,
I have a left with a light out. Just take
another right. Know, they have like fucking places like bro
I heard this force that. I guess. No, I've never been,
never been, never been cut that, I swear to God,
never been. I just think it's funny. I would draw
your map, never been there.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
That's like where lamar odem fucking overdose Lamar.

Speaker 2 (02:00:29):
I saw Lamar. I was at a strip club and
I saw Labar being rosie at a strip club at
this fucking Cuban bitch. That's why I said, Cuban be
Cuban beach. Uh. I was like, all right, cool, cool, cool,
And this bitch just got up and bounced. I like,
what does she have to go piss or something? No,
she walked straight because lamar odam walked in and she

(02:00:51):
went they bounced. I was like, bitch, you could have
told me that. She probably came up and she was like, hey,
how much you making tonight?

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
He was like, hey, hundred would I give you sixteen?

Speaker 2 (02:01:01):
Let leave right now? Exactly? What were one thousand? It
was one thousand for sure? These are a double doublin. Look.
I don't know, I don't know how to double up
on that bitch. Two hundred two more. It's like, all right,
that's entice single borrowed them. What day week you guys
drop Thursdays, Tuesdays, Tuesdays, every Tuesday twelve thirty, Every Tuesday
twelve thirty, Spotify everything dude as usual. Man, it's been

(02:01:25):
very fun. But like I said, we're gonna make that
jump clothing push trees. You got this? Oh yeah, this
is yours? Ooh, Fire, I made a little box. I
thought I thought it was cool. Dude, shit is sick.
It is making a box for the shirt. Is this
how you're selling them? Yeah? Yeah, I just think if

(02:01:45):
it's a cool ass shirt, I kind of wanted to
have it gets old. Oh that's a little card. Ohretty good?
Two hundred of these? Yeah, I didn't make a lot
of them, dude. Oh the reason I made the shirts
because of you. OT. I told you that to wear
these fucking every time you guys wear like, where the
fuck did you get I was like, I'm gonna make
my own version that of all these comic shirts.

Speaker 1 (02:02:06):
Yeah, this ship's fire.

Speaker 2 (02:02:07):
It's fucking stupid. Actually, I'm really excited about it. Did
you sell these? Fire? Oh? Yeah, that's sick. Vietnam why
do you keep how does everybody know? Because Vietnam does
the aop is the best. Oh, you're the fourth person
of Vietnam. How the fun? And then someone said the

(02:02:30):
name of the coming. Wow, the Viets got it together
with the all over print. They got that ship down
might be best, second best Asian food. What are you
gonna say, Panda.

Speaker 1 (02:02:40):
I'm gonna go Japanese, No country, Japanese. Then Vietnamese got
that fu, which is a game changer. Then Chinese, No,
then Thai, then Chinese.

Speaker 2 (02:02:54):
All I heard was you say a bunch of the
stiff ship. That's all I heard right now. Fifth, it's
rice noodles. Man, you would put Korean above tie. You're
fucking crazy. I at me. That's that's all I have
ever eat, really eat sushi like vegetarian ship. That's not sushi.

(02:03:17):
It's not sushi. You're a California old man.

Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
That's that's got fucking not sushi in it. That's bo
that's got fish in it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:26):
Californiaos have fish. It's just avocado and rice. And that's
not true. Whatever the place I go to, that's what
it is. There's crab in there, right is a crabb?
Or is it? Oh? What's what do I call? What
do I get? It's just vegeted vegetables. You just get
a vegie roll. There's a vegeable ship. The place they
go to the vegetavocado. So they'll cut like tomato, super
thinned boil. It looks like fish on I just eat vest.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
Cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
Have no idea cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
That's fucking nasty, fucking cream falcking cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:03:59):
That's a Philadelphia roll. That's what that is. I'll tell
you what that is right there. There's a little racism
in it. No, it's called a Philadelphia I know. Philadelphia
is super racist. I thought. I mean, or is that Boston?
Probably Boston. It's Boston. Sorry, Philadelphia. You just got a
good show based about you. That's a great show. Great
wrapping it up, Oh, wrapping up the show. Gotcha, you're high.