Dracula Calls

Melissa Forman  talks with Dracula.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lots of people calling in today.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Who is this, say, Melissa, it's grass cutter Dave. How
are you, Dave?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well? Still cutting for a couple more weeks, but I'm calling.
I do an incredible vampire accent, and I wanted to
do like a twenty or twenty five second one for
your show that you could play because Halloween. Oh, can
you let me know if that's all right?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh well, let's hear. Okay, So let's talk about this
vampire thing. Now when did this start? This? You doing
the vampire?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, I've always had great hair for a vampire, and
I grew up watching The Old wolf Man and Dracula
and Frankenstein monster movies on Creature Features that used to
be on Channel nine. Remember that that was awesome? Yeah,
and it's not easy to do. The only reason Bellegosi,
who only played Dracula twice, he sounds the way he does,

(00:54):
and that everybody thinks vampire should sound like that. He
was Hungarian and he could not speak English, so he
learned and read his lines phonetically. That created like the
coolest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh I didn't know that, all right, Well, listen, I
love it. I'm all about talent. I said, if anyone could,
you know, do an impersonation impression a mouth talent, We're
always open for it. So all right, do we I
need drums for this, grass Cutter Dave?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Or what? No? No, no.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
When we do it, we can disregard our entire conversation,
so no one knows it's me, so they actually think
it is Dracula.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh you just tell me one to do it and
they'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, Dave, we won't tell anyone that it's you. Okay,
this is just going to be between you and me
and whoever's listening right now, and then otherwise when we
play it, they'll think it's Dracula or whoever it is.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, well I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ready whenever you are, grass Cutter Dave, go ahead, it's
Dracula right here we go?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Here, yes, okay, and here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I normally keep to live on things unless they listening
to me than in the morning ninety three point nine,
like s M. It is a kind of show I
can really sink my teeth into.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Can you say a what?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
A two?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
A three?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
You can't?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You kind of sound a little like the count, you
know what I mean? Well, I guess he is a Dracula,
so that he is.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
He is right, he is exactly right.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Try it again with a little more drama, like I
really want to feel. That was kind of like you're
practicing for the part, but I want to feel like
you're about to saw the blog. Okay, try it one
more time.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
All right, all right, you're ready here, ready, right, believe me?
All right, here we go, really believe me. I lomally
can't do.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It on things unless.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm listening to Alissa form In in the morning ninety
three point nine. Right, sm it is a kind of
shore I can really sink my teeth into.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, Okay, that was a little better. You're still I
do it? Yeah, that was a lot better. We know
we I do have an uber driver and he's from Transylvania,
and it's hard to beat him because he sounds just
like Dragula.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
But you're you're doing a good job.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You're doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Day A for effort, APPI, and you know you.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Are my favorite grass cutter. Okay, Dave, you're the best.
All right, Well, I can't wait until your snowplow, Dave,
I cannot wait. Okay, you call him

Speaker 3 (03:27):
All right, we'll work on it alright, Okay, bye bye