Little Valerie Christmas Would You Rather

Melissa Forman plays Christmas would you rather with listener Little Valerie.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm all, this is Valerie.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, Palorie? How old are you?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm nine?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Were you calling to say hi?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Or are you calling a vote for the Queen of Christmas?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Or did you want a song?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I saw other people going I wanted to try. Oh
my god, I love you. All right, let's play Christmas?
Would you rather okay, you want to play a fun
game with me? Yeah, okay, let's do this. And how
old are you? Did you say nine?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
You said nine? And your name's Valerie? Okay, all right, Valerie?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Would you rather decorate a Christmas cookie or a Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What would you rather decorate?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Christmas cookie?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Too?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I love food? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Oh, you're my girl. You are my girl? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Would you rather get thirty little gifts or one giant gift?
Thirty little gifts or one giant gift? I guess one
huge gift?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
A doh, a dog. That's everybody who's wanted, every child
who's called and wanted one big gift. It was an animal.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It was a cow or a chicken or dog or something,
so that's kind of funny. Would you rather have a
snowy Christmas or a hot Christmas where it's like eighty
snowy Christmas, because then none of the songs would be true.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh good, that's true. Okay. Would you rather watch.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Christmas movies all day or go sledding all day?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I think I know the answer to this. But which
one watch Christmas stories all day? What?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I thought you were gonna say, go sledding. I got
it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't want to go sledding because I don't want
to get hurt while fledding.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I think you're my little bell.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I think you're my little spirit animal and a little
nine year old body.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I feel like you and I could be friends.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, let me think of one more for you that
would be good.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's gotta be really good. Okay. Would you rather eat.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
A gingerbread house or live in a gingerbread house?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh? I know the answer because the house I was
gonna say. You just told me how much you love food. Oh,
I see. Okay, so you can live in it, so
you can eat it all day?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Then where are you gonna live at your parents' house
once you eat your gingerbread house?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, it would take a long time to eat a
gingerbread house if I live in it, right.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's true. Oh, Valorie, you're adorable. I love you. Okay,
well you have the best damn so glad you just
called in. You call in again.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hold on for me one second. Hold on, I gotta
get your address so I can come say hi. Hold on,
hold on. It's beginning the lot like Christmas everywhere. Go

(03:07):
take a look in the five and ten listening once again.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, dowsing every stal.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that
movie on your own front door, a pair of hop
along boots, an epistle, the chooses, a wiship money and ben.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Dog'll talk, a little door for walks of hope for
jensy Gen and now the dead can hardly wake side.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Everywhere you go.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Now there's a tree in the ground, Hotel one in
the park as well, the sterity kind a dozen mind
the store.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's beginning to look a lot like Chris. Soon the
girls will star and.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
The thing that will make them ring is the cow that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You sing with.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
A pair of hop along butts and epistle to.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Choose is the Worshavani and then dolls.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
They're talking.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Wttle go for a Box is a hope for Jennerson,
Jenner and the mom and that the hardly wait for
stool to start again.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's beginning to like a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Soon the balls will start and the thing that.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Will make them ring is the camel that you sing,
ride within you know