Talk Like a Pirate Day

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
More music, more variety. It is ninety three point nine
Light FM, Melissa Foreman, producer, Jim love that you wake
up with us arg maybe happy talk like a pirate day.
It's also Butterscotch Pudding Day. Jimmy, Oh my god, Jimmy,
it's your favorite.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I love butterscotch.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I just realized that. Oh my gosh, it's so exciting.
All right, do you know how to talk like a
pirate today at.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Work or scot? I mean it sounds like there might
be a technique to this, so you know, I'm willing
to learn some something new.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Okay, Well, any sea dog worth their salt nose To
talk like a pirate you have to use the you know,
lingo and R and a score of the pirate accent
right the org some of the things you could use today.
You could refer to your coworkers and friends as Matei's.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hey, Maytie, Hi Mayti?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
How's the coffee today? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hey Matty?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That only works as if his name is Matt all right,
And you could call people you don't like it work
scurvy dogs scurvy dogs like, oh, that's scurvy dog over
the air.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Try that.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Try that, Jim Oh, that's a scurvy dog.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, that's a scarvy dog.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wait does that no?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You need arg instead?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh sorry I was, I was adding my Australia thing.
There's that scurvy dog. Oh there's a scarvy dog.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
What is scarvy?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Disease? Then you just gave your coworker a disease. Oh okay,
you're all right. How about this, I'll just say a.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Hoy a lot hoy hoy.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, like when you see making the hallway and Robin
HOI mac a scurvy dog, Robin. Okay, that's good. You
can also, if you're caught off guard, you could say
a bus a ust I think I'm saying that right.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I'm not a pirate, but I think you could try that.
Try it, Jimmy. Okay, good, yeah, I heard. Oh. When
like you're nervous about something, you could say shiver me, timbers,
shiver me, timbers.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
O shiver me timbers speaking of witch.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh lord, you're out of care.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Did the pirates say with his left in the freezer,
don't you dear hijack this bit? I'm not it goes
with what you just said.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, what what happens when a pirate leaves.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What his wooden leg in the freezer. Shiver me, Timbers.
That's right, okay, but you didn't say it right. You
didn't say the answer right.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, you said scarving dogs. So it's all right. Let
me see what else I so we got. Don't forget
to say a guest shiver me, timbers, a holy mate's.
Oh and if you have an awkward experience today, you
could just call someone.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could say you had a land lubber or some
land lover.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, if somebody's awkward, land lubber l U B b
E R, I know it does.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
A land blubber.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh lord, you know what, Jim, I don't think you're
cut out to be a pirate. You know what a timper.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's canceled what you need, like my you know, like
my eye patch that I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't. All right, Jim, everybody have a great pirate day.
It's ninety nine. We'll try this again. A leper conde.
It's just