What Would Your Pet's Human Job Be?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, listen, speaking of dogs, I posted this and
I think it's actually kind of cute. I love these answers.
I wanted to see what you would answer this morning
if somebody asked you this question. So think about your pets,
your dog, your cat. Maybe you're driving just I'm sure
you can see their little adorable face. They're probably hold.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
A human but.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Anyway, all right, the question was what would your pets
human job be if it had one? What would your
pets human job be if you had one? Jimmy, you
answered that, let's see, Conan would be a lawyer, and
you had a picture of him all dressed up and
his bow tie. Ye oh, that's cute. What would your

(00:39):
other dog, montv?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh he's a taste tester, Oh, taste tester. That's awesome
because he likes to lick everything. Or he's a professional
old man. He just likes to lay around and sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's cute. Okay, let me think Nola, my dogs. She's
like seventeen.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
People watch Judge Judy.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, all right, Oh, maybe he'd be a movie critic.
It'd be a TV critic. That's actually cute. All right,
So my Nola is like a Brussels Griffon. She's like
seventeen pounds. She would be a doorbell. She'd be a
great doorbell. She'd be a great security guard because she
just barks at anybody that comes into our house. But
some of these questions, some of these answers are really cute.

(01:18):
Nicole Odele said her dog would be a preschool teacher.
Let's see someone said, oh, yeah, a lot of taste testers,
a ball catcher, Oh, an outfielder, Oh, that would be good,
or social worker. Social worker Maria Gillison her dog would
be a boss, a hall monitor, a Walmart greeter from

(01:41):
flow Costa. That's actually really funny, a bouncer in the bar,
a lot old construction worker. Mayor, Oh, this one's cute.
To Mayor Karen Marcioni said, mayor. She's a greet everyone
she sees. She loves kissing babies. Jackie Walter said her
dog would be a spy and oh, fun police. Kelly

(02:05):
Ackenbach said, fun police. She tries to break up other
dogs having fun. She'll do air bites. She opens up
like she's gonna bite them. She's crazy. Actually, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
There's a lot of dogs like that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
The fun Police. I love it. Okay, these are cute.
If you wanted to add any what would your pets
human job be if it had one? What would your
pets human job be if you have one? If you
have any great answers that came to mind while you
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