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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Heytis the season.
We got some boxes here to open, Bob to start
the shoke. What is all this? I don't know. Let's
open it up together here, Good morning friends. It's Mikey
and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Holl this one's heavy.
There's too Yeah, there's two boys, a bunch of bobbo

(00:22):
wrapping here. Oh wait, seasons greetings, best witches, uh witches,
witches witch wishes from Edgar Snyder in Associates. What is
it you're really wrestling over there? What do you got?
Meats and cheeses? Me there's sausage, there's cheeses. There's some almonds.

(00:45):
Oh fans, little snack box from uh r's just from
the the lallos Edgar. There you go, there's yours meet.
Oh my goodness, like you need more meat, Meats and
Jesus from Edgar Snyder. Yeah, I'm trying to kidding me,

(01:05):
all right, Premium meets meets to Chia, Premium Premium Italian
meats and Jesus. And in this box, Bob has a
uh has an envelope in it with a with a letter.
It's it's a long it's a long letter. It's a
long handwritten letter readings Mike, you Bob, Hope you enjoy

(01:28):
your special gift. I've noticed many of your listeners sending
in his gift. I was inspired to put this together
with my family's help, try and find stuff you guys
would like. As for the folder, I drew everything all
by myself. Oh we got some art and drawn art. Yeah, totally.
I do paid commission artwork for people. I have drawn

(01:49):
you guys in a nineteen fifties mid century modern animation style. Uh,
get a frame if you guys want them. It's eleven
by fourteen. There's some other stuff here, uh, social media accounts.
Instagram is debiant Art okay, and there's a yeap happy

(02:11):
Holidays and all that, oh from Britt ghost Town Girl.
Oh yeah, so let's see what we got here. It
is a charizard Pokemon Christmas tree ornament for me, good
pick right, And for Bob on your tree a bucket
of KFC Chicken. Yeah for me, I guess because I

(02:37):
enjoy video games. A squishy video game controller. Dude, feels
video game controller. It's like one of those stress balls,
feel it, dude? Oh yeah, it's not a Boob. Oh,
look at this one man Taylor swift eras tour Christmas ornament.
Oh boy, what do you think's next for you? Bob?

(02:59):
I mean, take a gas clue. What did Edgar Snyder
get you? Well, guess what Bob.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Meets and Jesus gives said, dude, Yes, yes, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
We gotta get to the artwork here. I hope this
is exciting for everybody else while we just open random
prizes from from people here. All right, hold on, let's
oh boy, this is oh man, it's over here. Cueezing
on the control. Okay, don't look at me, Britney ghost
Town Girl, thank you for sending us these art pictures here.

(03:35):
First of all, she drew a picture of me wearing
a Pokemon shirt a pit hat, because of course, my
daughter goes to pitt and I'm power washing. I'm power washing, yeah,
because I love power washing. Dude, this is pretty This
is pretty good. That's great. You know. Hey, this is
ghost Town Girl. That's framable. That's that's my office right there.

(03:58):
And let's take a look, Bob. Well, he's a big
guy with the mustache. And guess what he's got sausage. Sausage.
It's so good. Look at that. All right, So you've
got two things of sausage and a wonderful nineteen fifties

(04:19):
animated photo of you with the mustache and sausage. Pretty good.
It's so good. Ghost Town Girl and Edgar Snyder associated.
Thank you job, yeah, thank you, thank you for the gifts.
All right. Uh yeah, that's a good start to the
show right there. Anytime you can start the show with
my guy Bob getting some meats and cheeses. That's that's

(04:41):
a good start to the morning right there. Kiss Mike
and Bob. It's a nice six one kiss morning freak show.
It's gonna be cloudy, rainy today, like see a wintery
mix later with highs and low forties. Did you watch
the whole Penguins game down to the last tenth of
a in the third period? Yeah, yeah, yeah it sat

(05:03):
there and watch the whole damn thing. The Ducks scored
were a tenth of a second left in the game
to tie the game. Dude, game was over. Oh really
it was Eric Carlson that's sort of scored the goal
for the Ducks, but uh yeah, it was wrapped up
a tenth of a second and the Ducks tie it
because Eric Carlson just you know.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Slides back into the puck, and the puck, yeahflects off
him into the net.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
And then it goes to overtime. Nobody scores. Then it
goes to a shootout. Penguins low is four to three
in a shootout after giving up the game time goal
with a tenth of a second left. It was it
was Pride night at the game last night. Good to
see a lot of people picking up their pride jerseys.
That's our girl, Jess, who runs the Happy Little Canvas's

(05:51):
account on Instagram. She made our stuff a bus stickers
this year for us and everything. Awesome night for her. Yeah,
it was great. Man, Vibes were good and then they weren't. Dude,
Penn's had it too, and we're all over them like
there's no there's no chance sucks that it's gonna walk
away with this game. Yeah. The Ducks are like one

(06:11):
of the best teams in hockey this year so far too.
So it's like we weren't playing like a crap team,
Like that's a pretty good Like Penns seem like they
can hang with anybody. So man, just that is a
crappy way to lose with the tenth of a second
left in the game, and uh, you sort of get
an own goal there by Carlson and that's how it Uh,

(06:34):
that's how it happens for the Penns. But uh, they'll
be at home again. They got a couple of games
at home now, well home stretch here for the Pens.
They're at home again tomorrow against Montreal. Saturday they're at
home against the Sharks, and then Sunday they're at home
against the the Utah Mammoth. All right, about a little bit,
let's go Penns man, okay, Utah. Uh, crappy way to lose, though,

(06:57):
that was definitely a crappy way to lose at the
at the game yesterday. All right, let's get to a
quick talkback message. Bob. It's the uh, it's the guy
who is afraid of Marigal rounds. But you know, is
he willing to ride him with me? Well, here we
go talkback messages brought to us by one team media.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I can see it now, me you on a bench.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I'm pushing about two twenty. We can fit. Okay,
you probably sneaking some summer sausage. Okay, now it's you
it's the time. This guy summer sausage on America Round
bench at Kenny would go a couple of rounds on
the Merry Go Round. Wow, couple rounds all right. Potato
patch fries. Wow. I got the fries in there too,
and the sausage. It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Also, since we're bringing back secret skills, I can do
a tie fighter noise.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Okay, everybody back up here. We got a Star Wars
tie fighter noise here for secret skills. Are you ready?
He wants to know how good this is? Okay, yeah,
tie fighter noise, Tie Fighter noise ready for this Star Wars.
Not very good, but secret skills, secret skills, Secret skills,

(08:08):
Secret skills. Mikey and Bob, it's a ninety six to
one kiss morning free show. Our good friend Josh who
works over at Bellevue Beer, he sent me a text
yesterday he was out at Burgatory getting one of our
Mikey and Bob Snickerdoodle shakes. Yeah, and he said they
got one of those things on the table. You know,
it's got like the plastic events, got like whatever deal
they have, right, he says, Mikey and Bob snicker Doodle shake.

(08:31):
Send me a picture and he's like, you're famous. I
don't know about that. He says, I don't see Beyonce
with her own shake. A good point, A good point,
you know what. Okay? Then all right, so you can
get our Mikey and Bob Snickerdoodle shake to benefit Marine
Toys for Tots and Stuff of Us through This Sunday,
December fourteenth, at Burgatory, new episode of the Kelsey Brothers

(08:56):
New Heights podcast is out. I bring this up because
as Taylor Swift's about to be in our lives again
here because this Friday on Disney Plus is uh is
Taylor Swift the end of an era? The six episode
docu series. I think we get the first two episodes
coming this Friday on Disney Plus, right, so that should

(09:18):
be exciting. Now on Good Morning America this morning, I
think they're gonna show clips that we haven't seen before
from the first two episodes. So here she come. Yeah,
lock In Swifties, We're back lock in Good Morning America
this Morning. But I'm a New Heights podcast. They were
talking about, you know, everybody at the end of the
year gets on their streaming services, whether it's iHeartRadio, you're

(09:40):
on you know it's just our company. And then Spotify
obviously does their wrapped at the end of the year.
For sure. Spotify rap, I don't know how to do it.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Where is it at?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
You go to the right there, Oh, it's time for
your twenty twenty five rap. All right, you're Jason Kelsey
figuring out that he just has to go on to
Spotify to get us wrapped.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Yeah, it's two hundred and fifty four genres, a lot
of genre.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's way more than a lot of people. For sure.
My top genre is dou wop? What was your It's
gonna tell you your average age. Okay, so it tells your
average age when you do your wrapped right, and du
wop being his number one genre, I don't think he's
gonna fare well for his age if he's trying to
make it seem like he listens to younger music. Age.

(10:23):
Don't take this personally. Oh my god says that for everybody?
What is it? Oh boy, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
Eighty three eighty three, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't know if it's good. Travis eighty three years
old is Jason Kelsey's listening age. Because Travis gives from
the nine that's pretty good. That's a nice supportive brother there. Yeah,
that's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. I was sixty
older than Dad. I'm older than dad, Travis sixty eight.
That's by the way, I did mine thirty two. I

(10:57):
was sixty eight. Yeah, I'm right underneath that. That's hilarious.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
I do want to point out outside of the duo
Wop album because I play that every night when I'm
singing Finny Okay, second album.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Hey, you know it? That was number one for me.
Good for Travis. He knew Travis had to like, he
knew to fit that in there. At the end when
Travis is at like practice or something, you know, he's
just got the album on RecA. Yeah, so that if
Taylor like has his phone, yeah in checks right, it's
like how much I've been listening? Yeah? Do you do yours?

(11:27):
You don't do one, do you? Dude? I got rid
of Spotify? Okay? Uh my top artists this year? Does
anybody care about this kind of care?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Who are your top top five artists? Taylor Swift, Kendrick
Lamar five, Big X of the Plug four, Whiz Khalifa three,
Mac Miller two, Taylor Swift, number one artist. That's a
solid list, solid Yeah, top five songs, the largest Big
X of the Plug number five, Whacked Out Murals, Kendrick
Lamar four, I might be that's Whiz Khalifa and Larussell three,

(12:01):
and then my top two songs Ace Trumpets two and
so be It number one, both clips album songs from
their album and my top album this year. Let God
sort them out. Clips solid list. Taylor wasn't two with
Life the Showgirl. I thought that was gonna be a
locked in ballooner ism mac Miller number two album, Taylor

(12:24):
Swift Lifely Showgirl number three, GNX, Kendrick Lamar number four
and Hurry Up Tomorrow The Weekend snuck in my top
five albums this year, all right, the thing that nobody
cares about what everybody was listening to this year. I
just decided to give you, give you mine, and just
know that I have a way younger listening age than
the Kelsey Brothers. But Taylor's gonna show us something on

(12:45):
Good Morning America this morning, and then of course on Friday,
we get the first few episodes of the End of
an Era, the docuseriies streaming exclusively this Friday on Disney
plus n Kiff, I'm Bums Alex Warren performing this Friday.
It is our iHeartRadio jingle Ball presented by Capitol One

(13:07):
along with Ed Sheeran, Big X of the Plug Monster X.
There's a special sing long moment for K Pop demon Hunters.
It all happens this Friday, seven pm Madison Square Garden
Our iHeartRadio jingle Ball presented by Capitol One, and then
Our iHeartRadio jingle Ball Special will be coming to ABC
this holiday season. Now, we had our guy Mark call
us yesterday. He did the Twelve Days of Mike and Bob.

(13:30):
He sort of listens to the show all year and
then he'll do his own like Twelve Days of Christmas.
But things that happened on the show where we're talked
about on the show over the year. But let's get
to this talkback message real quick here brought to us
by the Pavement group.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
You poop, you flush, you wipe your flush, Granny flushes.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
All right, So in the Twelve Days of Mikey and Bob,
one of them was granny flushes. Uh huh, because we
had this, we had this Grandma call us earlier this year.
We were I don't know, we were talking about clogged
toilets or something and laid down the rules. He was
very very adamant about this is what you need to do.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
You flush, you wipe your flush, all.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right, So that was the grannies, uh you know double
flush there in uh in Mark's Twelve Days of Mikey
and Bob. So let's get to it. If you missed
it on the show yesterday, it's sort of a holiday
tradition on our show, Mark with his Twelve Days of
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
On the first day of Chris, Miss Mikey and Bob
gave to me a dream of butt bops naked.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
But she starting.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
On the second day Chris's Mikey Bo update to me
two granny flushing and a dreamer butt balls naked but gee.
On the third day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave
to me three hot clutch morning, two granny flushes, and
the dream of butts naked but gee. On the fourth

(15:01):
day of Chris, Miss Mikey Bob gave to me four
farting animals, Wow, hot crush warnings, two granny flushes, and
a dream of blockbaws naked butt gee. On the fifth
day of Chris, Miss Mikey.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Bob gave to me five calls to sell.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
The tea, four animal, three hunting, two granny flashes, and
a dream of black Buss naked but gee. On the
sixth day of Chris, Miss Mikey.

Speaker 11 (15:32):
Bob gave to me six blue footed boobies, five to
sell the team, four farting animal, three crush warnings, two
granny flashes, and a dream of Black Bob's naked butt cheeks.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
On the seventh day of Chris, Miss Mickey Bob gave
to me seven secret skills, five calls to sell the team,
four farting animals, three hot crutch wanting, two granny flushes,
and they dream of butt pups naked but cheez. Only
a day of Chris, Miss monkey Bob days to me

(16:10):
eight illegal hedgehog, seven sucret skills, six flu footed booby,
five calls to sell the tea, four animals, three hot
crutch warnings, two granty flushes, and they dream of butt
bums naked buttchee. On the nice day of Christmas, Mikey

(16:30):
Bob gave to me nine cats from Mikey Yeah, eight
illegal hedgehogs, hedgehog, seven secret skills, six flu food their booby,
five calls to see more animals, three five crutch wanting,
three granny flush and they dream my buttbups naked but geez.
On the s day of Christmas, Mikey Bob gave to

(16:52):
me ten buses or stuffing, nine cats from Mikey, eight
illegal hedgehog, seven secret skills, six blue footed booby, five
three I crutch warning, two granny flushes, then the dream
of butt bucknaked but jeez.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
On the eleventh day of christ Miss Mickey mob Gay
to me eleven missing cookies, nine Catcher Mikey eight illegal hedgehog,
seven secret skills, six boece footed boobies, five calls to
sell their team, four barting animal, three I crutch warnings,
two granny flushes and.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
A dreamer buck buck making but geez, there we go.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
On the twelfth day of Chris, Miss Mickey Bob gave
to me twelve porch goose hots.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Wow, eleakie, buses and stuffing, nine Catcher Mikey eight I
legal hedge hedgehog, seven secret skills, six boece footed boobies,
five calls to sell.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
Sell the team.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Jordy for parting animals, three flashes and dream of bub.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Jesus. Amazing, Wow, amazing.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Once again, Mark, you guys make it happen.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I don't know what we make Happy Holidays. Something's happening here,
I guess yeah, Happy holidays. Mark. Thank you for always
thinking of us and doing this every year.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Guys the holidays.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
That's right. We're on Instagram. Of course. You can follow
us if you don't already at FS Mikey for me,

(18:54):
at FS Big Bob for me Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
we made it a long time ago. You know what
are you gonna do? Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey,
at FS Big Bob if you love it's your hobby.
Shade Bodies, Mike and Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. We'll get to today in Freak

(19:17):
Show history. Coming up next. Let's get to a quick
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all y'all do is download our free iHeartRadio app. You
can send us talkback messages if you're streaming the station
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Speaker 8 (19:32):
This is Mama Red Dragon here.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
Wanted to Red Dragon congratulate you on eighty six buses
this year.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, great job.

Speaker 12 (19:41):
And wanted to let Bob know that a group of
women got together in the Manga Hala and they did
the largest cookie exchange in the world. They actually made
it into the Guinness Book of World Records. They exchanged
eighty three thousand cookies and I knew that that would
tickle Bob.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, does it tickle you buy eighty three cookies? Why
didn't we get an invite? Was our invite? What happened here? Wait?
Is this part of that Facebook group you're in? Yeah,
because you're in a cookie isn't there a cookie table
Facebook group that you're part of? It's called the Wedding
Cookie Table community. First off, Mike, Okay, it's more than
a Facebook group, right, It's a damn community. It's almost

(20:22):
four hundred thousand members strong. Jesus okay, and yeah they
were part organizers here. Fourteen states were involved. Oh my god,
plus New Zealand. Okay, New Zealand. New Zealand made cookies,
all right, don't question it. Let it happen, all right,
New Zealand was in the building. How how do we
get in part of this eighty three, four hundred and

(20:43):
twenty seven cooks? Oh my god, just is it? Mail
them to us. Let us get a little taste. It's
just a taste. We're breaking cookie records and we're not invited.
Oh my god. Well, I mean you're part of the group.
So you just missed the post. I did I did see.
You're spending too much time looking at renting Santa Claus

(21:06):
is on Facebook marketplace when you should really be on
your cookie table Facebook group. You don't have me algorithm.
That's what happens, man, sending me all these Facebook marketplace
santas I can run. Oh. By the way, speaking of
Santa Claus, it's time for today and Freak Show History.
We got a quick request.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Here Ianna pa couple interviewing a new Santa Claus for
today in Freak Show History.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Thanks boys, all right, let's do it. Yeah, here we
go history today, Show History Today. In Freak Show History,
we take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made a smile. Now, this used
to be a show on TLC. It was called My

(21:53):
Strange Addiction, and there was a couple like from Indiana, PA.
And their addiction was basically house full of Santa Clauss.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
At the heart of the Eisenberger Santa obsession is a
three thousand piece collection there god that from November to January,
occupies nearly every inch of their six hundred and eighty
square foot home.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Us there are Santas in every room in the house.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
So then they go into casting a Santa Claus. This year.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
They're taking their Yule Tide passion to a whole new level.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
We're actually casting for a real live Santa that's going
to be on our Christmas greeting card.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
We have to get the perfect Santa.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Here is my favorite part of this episode where they
start interviewing some of the Santas. Again, this is people
in Indiana, Pa. It gets weird, real obsessed with Santa Claus.
This is kind of what happens. Would you mind if
I touched your beard? Like, run my hands and touch
it anyway, you like. Oh boy, the man in the
relationships like sitting in the corner of the room in

(22:55):
a rocking chair, and she's up like on Santa, just
like patting him. Oh oh, that's so wow. That is
the sound of a grown woman touching Santa Claus's beard
right there. Oh that's so wow. That is that is
Christmas pleasure.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Oh I like that fear.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh my god, it's so creepy. And the hair. Yes,
it's let me see your big factially, Oh my god,
thank god it was belly. Thank god it was belly,
big fat pause. The Christmas train was on the tracks there,
and I did not want it to go off. Thank

(23:35):
got you said belly. There was a pause there? Why
was it true?

Speaker 10 (23:39):
I like that.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Let me see your big fact Oh golly, deally, she might.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
End up on the naughty list.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, the husband's in the corner, creeping, he says, creeping
everyone the hell out right. Yeah, I might have rubbed
the belly. She might end up on the naughty list.

Speaker 8 (23:58):
There she was of Santa's belly. Let her rub Santa's belly.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
If she wants to rub Santa's belly, light her rub
letter rub Santa's Valley, Like, what is he doing in
the corner over there? Santa didn't ask for this? Ah, Indiana, Pennsylvania,
the couple obsessed with Santa Claus. He's beautiful, says it
h Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one
kiss morning freak show.

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Ho Ho ho.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
We want you to be a Steeler Santa to somebody
this week and win yourself pair of tickets. Go see
Monday Night football.

Speaker 14 (24:34):
The A's of the football well will be watching Monday
Football Verston Dolphins in acquistion.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I got to send us a talkback message. Who you
want to be a Steeler Santa for? Will get qualified
for tickets?

Speaker 15 (24:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
My name is Noah. Oh.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
I would take my beautiful girlfriend to the Monday night
football game.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh buddy.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
We had actually I want tickets through my work last
year for a Monday night game and it was both
of our first Steelers game.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
And it was an absolute blast. So I would take
her a real.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Romancer here wind Dying Steeler time. Let's get to another
one show here from Greensburg. Up, dude. If I were
to win the Steeler tickets, I have to take my
best friend Josh dying because he's taken me quite a
few games, Josh, and we haven't gotten a chance to
go to this year, so repay them. It'd be awesome

(25:34):
to get get some tickets. Yeah, thanks again, guys. All right,
Wine dying Steeler time. It is coach Tomlin. At his
weekly press conference yesterday, you know, after the win in
Baltimore against the Ravens, first in the AFC North. Now
with Miami Dolphins coming to town on Monday night football,
he was asked, you know about the team responding against

(25:55):
the Ravens.

Speaker 16 (25:56):
Think that's what this business is about. It's weak week.
They're gonna be good weeks. And you can't wear your
hand out patting yourself on the back when you have
those good weeks. And you certainly can't hate yourself when
you have those negative weeks. And as a leader, I
think it's important that I showed that steady presence to
provide that compass, if you will, for the collective.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
All right, So you can't wear your hand out patting
yourself on the back. He was asked about Aaron Rodgers
rushing touchdown and doing the discount double check. You know,
he's like title belt celebration that he did busted that out,
so did coach Tomlin on the sidelines. You know, I
don't want to make more out of it than than
it should be. It's just fun.

Speaker 16 (26:35):
We were We went down the field and scored on
the opening drive in a hostile environment, and that's what
it was about.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, they don't don't be well, we saw you out
there thrusting. Uh. He was asked, did he feel like,
you know, with the fire Tomlin, chance that we're at,
you know, the game, a home game. Did he feel
like he was on the hot seat last week? Oh? Man,
you hot seat. Never want to be on the hot seat. Man,

(27:00):
I've been in the hot seat for nineteen years. Cheeks.
Did you do the fans at all?

Speaker 16 (27:05):
I always feel like I got something to prove, not
necessarily to anyone in particular, but that's just the spirit
in which I go about what I do professionally.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
This really is a week to week thing. And him
and Aaron Rodgers both said, and we're not riding the
roller coaster because if they lose to the Dolphins, the
season's over again and we're all gonna fire everybody and
get rid of it. We need an overhaul. They beat
the Dolphins, though, we're like, hey, we're back baby, Coach Tomlin.
Bad but stay hot is what he's telling everybody. Stays hot?

(27:32):
Yeah never, hell no, nineteen years the winter he's kept
the seat heater on the third. You know you can
turn off level three full blast. Bought cheeks for coach Tomlin.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
He was asked what he expects from the fans on Monday,
you know, after the booing of Renegade the fire Tomlin, chance,
it's gonna be cold on Monday night.

Speaker 16 (27:54):
Man, I expect him to show up. Man, it's Monday
night football and act sure it's gonna be a big game.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh man, still calls it sure doesn't put the R
in there? Man, he I don't think he's ever going
to Bill Hinfield to him. Do you think the CEO
of Acrassure gets mad every time he like needs to
put a call into the room and be like, you
know how much I'm paying for my name on there?
He's so close can you just throw the R in there?
Too close to doing it right? And then somebody, somebody

(28:20):
told coach Tomlin, hey, what do you think about like
an older guy like Philip Rivers And he had no
clue what they were talking about. Philip Rivers, forty four
years old, hasn't taken an NFL snap since twenty twenty.
This sounds like a made up story. By the way,
He's a father of ten and the first grandfather to
play in the NFL since Brett Farv in twenty ten.

(28:41):
Aaron Rodgers, who turned forty two a week ago, is
no longer the oldest player in the NFL because the
Culture signing to their practice squad forty four year old
Philip Rivers. Coach Tomlin was asked about that.

Speaker 16 (28:53):
I had no idea what you're talking about was supposed
to work him up. That's none of my business, man,
I'm ready for the Dolphins, all right. He's He's like,
I don't know what you're talking about. They're like, I
think Colt Simon.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Okay, I got me. None of my business. Don't have
to worry about that. But then hold on one second,
because let's go to the Cam Hayward podcast. You know,
uh not just football. He had Joey Porter Senior on
right because, uh, Joey Porter and uh Ben and Pouncy
are going in the Hall of Honor right on Monday.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, Well, halftime Sunday night thing and then Monday they'll
do the halftime everybody Cam's podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Uh, this was like breaking. I guess yesterday Philip Rivers,
a grandpa, could possibly play quarterback in the NFL for
the Indianapolis Colts because their quarterback Daniel Jones like, I
don't know it, his legs fell off or something like that.
So this is on Cam's podcast, not just football, him
asking Joey Porter Senior about, Hey, Philip Rivers back, you

(29:54):
got anything left? Philip Rivers just got signed to go
to the Indianapolis. Did Philip Rivers?

Speaker 17 (30:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Man, for real? Just happened? Yeah about it? Damn. So
the question is would you come back?

Speaker 10 (30:10):
Man?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
You can tell them by the way I walk, I
ain't going nowhere. I'm trying to play football. I'm trying
to come a living. I'm trying to get paid off
this mountain. Hey, Joey Ford Senior's still the best, dude,
He's still the best. You've seen me walk try to
get paid off? His mom, I just want to talk bleep.
I'm trying to get paid off. That's the correct response.
I'm surprising and asking about Bendo because you know, damn well,

(30:32):
Ben is stretching that arm out just in case, just
in case, the Steelers need to make that phone call
like the Colts did the phillip Rivers. So you can
keep entering. If you want to go see the Steelers
take on the Dolphins Monday Night football. Just tell us
who you want to be a Steeler Santa for through
the free iHeartRadio app and you could possibly win some

(30:53):
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(31:34):
you donated online or in person, helping us Stuff eighty
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we need to we need to talk about what's going
on with Bob over here, because I need to set
this up before we get to the update. All right,

(31:55):
your son Jack, yeah, yeah, you know, when he was
learning to drive getting his permit, some people may have
remembered that he, uh, he took out one of your
neighbor's mailbox. It was the first day on the road
with his permit. Yeah, and you can hear your wife,
Becca say stop stop. My neighbor caught it all on
their ring him. Yeah, and we we played this on

(32:17):
the show before. But I'm just filling everybody in here. Okay,
smash the mail box. This is this is what it was,
all right. So you hear your wife Becka go stop stop,
Oh my god, and then just the mailbox gets obliterated. Right, yeah,
all right, So what's happening Bob. When he got his

(32:43):
official license a couple of weeks ago. I think the
post I made was like, watch out mailboxes. Oh, Jack's
on these streets and you set them up for failure. Bud,
I just got a tack from my wife that he
has taken out and their mailbox all gas, no breaks
jaff In and again in the neighborhood. He's taking out

(33:06):
another mailbox this morning. One of my wonderful neighbors is
about to wake up, yeah and go what the hell happened?
You know, this is a good thing that you're at
work though, because you don't really have to deal with
it like your wife Backett does, because Becka's gonna have
to go across the street out of your neighbor and
knock on their door. Yeah, and be like, hey, I'm
very sorry. Yeah, okay. So's he's getting driving to school

(33:31):
and he's backing out of our driveway and you know,
he backs out and he cut the wheel a little
too hard, gave it all gas again. So he's backing.
He's backing out of your driveway. Yeah, like the smart name,
you know, the smart move would have been to turn
around and drive up the driveway. Driveway slant it it
goes downhill. But like the smart movements, turned the car

(33:53):
around and drive up, so you're facing out. He's going back, right,
he's going in reverse up your drive and then just
keeps going in reverse out and instead of like you know,
my god, just keeps going. Man just keeps going. Is
this okay?

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
My wife just has lolls like normalcy and then I'm
just I think that's everybody though, right, like lolls of
normalcy and then then just a mat all right? Is
this from your ring camera here? Yeah? I asked. I
asked my wife for back. I'm just like, did the
ring catch it?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Because you know somebody's come up now driveway the ring
will kick on and yeah, tax those few seconds all right,
and she's like, I don't know, go check.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay, this is the ring okay. So this is Jack
going up the driveway here. Okay, now he's crossing that.
He's about to be at the neighbor's mailbox and unbelievable
for two two kills under his belt, no mailboxes, saying

(34:55):
Jack has been against mailboxes two for two on mailbox.
Mailboxes are just out there trying to do their job. Man,
They're just trying to my son. Jackson's oh, be a
spot for you to get your bills and your holiday
cards and all that. And Jack's like, not on my watch,

(35:18):
second mailbox, it so hard and hard. That's from across
your street. Yeah, I got a pretty big front lawn.
Two Yeah, yeah, up a hill, A little bit of
a hill there.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Now.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
The first time he took out a mailbox and he
had his permit, it didn't It's not the same mailbox,
by the way, the first one was a couple of
neighbors's neighbors. Watch at this point, you're gonna have to
get on like a neighborhood like Facebook group or something
like that and be like, hey, I just want to
let everybody know this would my son Jack drives and

(35:50):
just watch out. At this point, I need a like
an endorsement. I can read the commercials with some mailbox
company out there, mailboxes I can just have on. Believe
it or not, it happened again. My friends over a
mailboxes dot Com hooked me up again. Here it is
again this morning. Just pumped the driveway and then in

(36:13):
the street and then keeps backing up, keeps backing up,
and then oh man, mailbox down two for two. Oh
Bob just showed me the picture. My wife has taken
the dog for a walk. Oh yeah, and yeah, had
no chance. He destroyed their mailbox. The wooden post is

(36:35):
still in the ground, but the mailbox is completely blown
off it. Oh no, that's worse than the first one. Man,
full speed, Jack, I gas. Nope, all right, Jack, be
safe out there on those streets. Two mailboxes down, Man,
that's a nice way to start the morning. Huh, that's
a fun way. Yeah. Yeah, No, mailboxes are safe. Everybody's okay,

(36:59):
except for your neighbor's mailbox. Which mailboxes aren't cheap, Bob.
So looks like you're gonna have to be buying your
neighbors new uh, a new mailbox for the holiday season
on it and everything. Well sorry, oh yeah, put some
gift cards in it or something like that, you know,
Harry about this again? Two for two Jack took on

(37:21):
our mailbox this morning. It is It's Kiss Morning Free Show. Mike,
You and Bob, Mike, Kim, Bob. It's ninety six one
Kiss Morning Free Show. It's gonna be cloudy out today.
We got rain in the forecast. That's gonna turn into
a wintry mix later. Highs today in the in the
low forties. Bob. Still feeling the good vibes from stuff

(37:45):
a bus last week. Thank you again to everybody who
came out or donated online helped us in. Everybody at
the station. Stuff eighty six buses all for the Marines.
Toys for Tots program gonna really make a lot of
kids in our area, like, uh, actual holiday this this season.
Let's get to a couple more of your talkback messages.
Send them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us

(38:06):
by One Team Media, great partner of Stuff of Us
this year.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
And Mikey and Bob it's teacher Steve from Mars. I
heard George's message about all the show characters getting together.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, a lot of people who are you know, commonly
featured on the show. You leave talkback messages. We met
like all of you. We do, so many of you
out at Stuff of Us. And I think George said
we should have like a like a Mikey and Bob
Like George wants a meet up almost like a character
night where everybody can get together, because at one point
we had like four people who are on the show

(38:36):
like all the time, like George, our friend Opal, we're
all out at Stuff of Us. At the same time
We're like, yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Have no idea if I'm a show character, but I'm
one hundred. I think we need show character night next
year at Stuff of Us. It would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
George, let me know what the ded is and I'm
all in, all right, we'll start planning that for next
next year's stuff of Us, which we'll start planning in
like January, so it's coming soon, Yeah, a couple of
weeks away. I think that would be cool though, to
just be like, you know, because it felt like it
was Monday night this year. Yeah. Yeah, invite everybody out
and if they can make it, they can make it.
If not, you know, we'll see we'll see you later

(39:13):
in the week. We'll give them a little name tag
or something they know. Right, all right, let's get to
a message here from another one of our favorite, you know,
regulars on the show, Aunt Coca, who really Aunt Coca
just sort of took off on the show when Taylor
Swift dropped her Life of a Showgirl album. Aunt Coca
stayed up till midnight for it, took an edible, and

(39:36):
then sent a lot of talkback messages as she was
experiencing the Taylor album. Taylor Swift, of course, is gonna
be on a Good Morning America this morning with some
sort of I think preview the End of an Era,
the docu series that comes out this Friday on Disney Plus.
Let's get to aunt Cock here.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Hi boys, it's Eric Cock.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Ha Hey.

Speaker 9 (39:59):
I just wanted to hop on here and just say
thank you so much for being such a joy to
the city of Pittsburgh and to me. We found out
that my eight year old cat has long hands er
last week, and I feel like I've been crying since Thursday.
You could probably hear it in my voice that I've

(40:20):
been crying now. But I'm just it's almost two am
and up finishing up the podcast from yesterday, and you
guys just never failed to make fe laugh when I
really need it, and I just wanted to say thank
you so much for all that you guys do. It
really means a lot to me that I have a

(40:40):
place to unwine and know that you guys can always
make me laugh. So I just really wanted to say
thank you.

Speaker 18 (40:48):
Okay, but do you want to know I'm crying at
two am because I ran downstairs to use the restroom
and my cat, his name's Doll, like you just so
so full of life, and he was just bitching at me.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
For cheer rooms. So I just sat there and gave
him like fifty individual cheer roots, like back to back
to back to back to back and he's so happy,
and I thought you could get a kick out of
that since I'm obviously stoned.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Okay, all right, I'm obviously this emotional cock. I thankful Cock.
Then you know the the chew roos, they're like little
tubes of I don't even know what they are, it's
just tube of cat and do that cats absolutely go
wild over just sitting there, high out of her mind.

(41:37):
Had to go to the bathroom lay the cat wants
some jews. Let's go fifty two later. I'm obviously stoned,
and I just.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
Wanted to say thank you again. Obviously that's the whole
point of why you guys were the first thing that
popped into my head to leave talkback messages at two am.
I know during some of us you said, you know,
we're really not.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
That cool, but we're you.

Speaker 9 (42:00):
I know, I think I speak for the city of
Pittsburgh when I say, you guys meet a lot to us,
and I am just so grateful that the answer in
my life.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Well, Cock, that's a nice message. I just love it.
It's a serious message from somebody who we call aunt cock.
Now you know, it's like that's uh, that's good. I'm
I'm I'm it's it's good to hear that. It uh,
it hits me and Bob right in the fields because
you know, Tall Kathy said this sort of at the
end of stuff A Bush said, sometimes, you know, we're

(42:32):
we're all doing radio shows, and like it's just me
and Bob in here, and sometimes we feel like we're
just talking into the void and we're wondering if anybody's
out there listening. And then you know, an event like
stuff abus our yearly Toy Drive happens where we just
feel so much love and see so many people nice
messages like that, and we're just like, oh, yeah, we are.
We're like a part of some of your lives and

(42:53):
that's uh, that's a really cool thing and we don't
take it for granted. So hey, Aunt co Co, all
the best of you, you know, get stoned and give
your cat fifty chorus if that's what you need to
do feel a little bit better. We appreciate you, Aunt Kaca,

(43:14):
Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. We want you to be a Steeler
Santa for somebody. We'll give you a pair of tickets
to go see the Steelers take on the Dolphins. Well,
Mommy Night football action an act for sure on on
Monday night. All you got to do is get on
our free iHeartRadio app and just give us a story.
Who you want to be a Steeler Santa.

Speaker 19 (43:34):
For Mikey and Bob. This is Ashley from Greensburg. I
was just calling about being a Steeler Santa. Yeah, I
work at a foster here agency and we have a
kiddo who is just the biggest Steelers fan, so it
would be fantastic to get him a ticket to go
to the game. So that is mine. Thank you guys.

(43:54):
You guys are awesome. Thank you for all you do
for the city of Pittsburgh and the kiddens.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
All right, good one right there? Another one here, Bob,
This is Stephanie.

Speaker 20 (44:04):
I want to be a Steeler Santa for my amazing
husband Luke, because he deserves it. He's finishing up his
last week of his Master's program to get his MBA
and he's also a wonderful father tartoon, a half year
old little girl, and a great husband to me does
it all. It doesn't ask for anything in return, so

(44:26):
this would be the ultimate gift for him.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It sounds like a solid dude, you're qualified for some tickets.
I'm a Steelers fan is out here. Yeah, you got
a few more days send it in before before we
give the tickets away. So just make sure you're entering
all the rest of the week. I'm the free iHeartRadio app.
Have until Friday at ten am to enter the Penguins
game last night, right, it was like fun. They were

(44:49):
doing pretty good against Anaheim. You know, Ducks are pretty
good this year. And then they're just fun to watch.
Well they are because they got the mixture like Sid
Gino Latang, young Tristan Jarr's having a good season, you know,
nice young guy mixed with new dudes. Yeah, that's weird, man.
It's like the three headed monster still exists. It's like
Kyle Dubis the Penguins GM. It's like Dubes knows what

(45:11):
he's doing, you know. Yeah, and he's next mayor of Pittsburgh.
Too exciting times to be Dubes. Right. So everything was
going good until the final second, with like point one
left under a second, you know, Eric Carlson just getting
into the own net and reflected off of them. Yeah,

(45:32):
this is what it sounded like on the Penguins Radio Network.

Speaker 21 (45:35):
She Loft with a safe day scar less than a second.
The Touchs are celebrating the horn has been blown.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
But this will have to go to a review. She
Lofts had to say. But the Touchs.

Speaker 21 (45:52):
Are in belief that they have tied up this game.
And if anything, it's with less than a second.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
It was like point one. It was like less than
a se crowds, yeah, and then they tie it, go
to overtime, nobody scores, go to a shootout. Penguins lose
four to three to the Ducks. Got a lot of
Penns games coming up, though. They are at home against
Montreal tomorrow. They are at home against the Sharks on Saturday,

(46:17):
which I believe is Sidney Crosby Bobble had night too. Yeah,
I think you're right, Which that's like the fiftieth one.
They've select them all, select them all. Gotta be some
insurer that has all. Yeah. And then Penn's at home
Sunday against the uh you taw mammoth ro mammoth, yeah, mammoth.

(46:38):
By the way, let me get to what happened to
me last night outside the Penn's game, right, met up
with our guy funk guy flows. Now there's a couple
of people you might know outside of Pittsburgh sporting events
or big big concerts after Steelers games. They're sax Man
who's just been around for decades playing a saxophone out there.

(46:59):
Sometimes he's yelling at people, right, Sometimes the interactions with
sax men are way better than others. Yeah, and then
there's a guy Fung Guy Flows, which he's always good vibes. Yes,
he's got the big mushroom hat that he wears, he's
got a big red beard, and he just puts a
beat on and starts freestyling for people and you know,
makes some uh make some money there. So uh, Fung

(47:21):
Guy Flows had a collaboration with sax Man, which we
were mentioned. I want to give everybody this before I
play what happened last night with uh with fun Guy
Flows outside of the Penguins game. So this is when
fun Guy Flows in sacks Man like to Pittsburgh. You know,
street legends going out and make sweet music together and

(47:52):
you know, go, this is what a freak show. Delicious
kid all right, So you know he's rapping, he's mentioning
and not in it in the station and everything. So
of course I see fun Guy Flows standing at the
corner something leading the Pens game. I'm like, all right,

(48:13):
walk up on him. Yeah, let me sneak up on
my guy. Here the pull up float what.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
What what.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Mikey's yo, Mikey's bags. Hey, we got the Sacks band
up the roads. We're not collaborating right now one the low.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
But I drapped him up and he was like, yo,
I heard us on the radio, and it was like,
you know, I'm gonna play this on the radio. Yeah,
I'm about to bust it up later on fun guys
bout the stuff a bus.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
You know, I got some presidents say out here, baby girl,
we gotta get it. I got guess we'll get it.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Pop in then if you want, I could put some
mushrooms in your stock in right a block we got Mikey.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
That's pretty good, right. I love just going up and
I'm surprising like that. You know, it was always fun. Yeah,
it salute to funk Guy Flows, you know slut Man too.
It's just, you know, we're city characters, and everybody sort
of gets that we got these characters. And yeah, it's
good to see fung Guy Flows outside the Penn game
last night, despite de Pens giving up the game time

(49:13):
goal with less than a second left and then losing
in the shootout. They're at home again against Montreal tomorrow.
It's a Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mike, you and Bob.
It's your oddly shaped weird uncles, Mike and Bob, the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I know
what Bob's going to be doing next week on the

(49:35):
nineteenth Avatar fire and ash in Theaters Fire and ass
There's no chance I will be attending. Bob not a
big fan of James Cameron. Let's get to this talkback
message brought to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 22 (49:48):
Bick guys, it's OK for from Washington and Bob. I
am with you on James Cameron. I cannot stand him.
I get a physical reaction when I either hear his
name or see him. He just sickens me to no end.
And you know, I don't know if you understand this,
but when I look at him, I just know that

(50:09):
his breath stink.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
All right, love you guys, you know what I'm gonna say.
I don't think she's wrong either. James Cameron does give
the vibes of like, yeah, stinky breath, you know, like
I don't have time to brush my teeth. I gotta
work on I gotta build the perfect world. And Avatar,
Oh God, I hope it bombs. I want, I want.

(50:33):
I know it's gonna do good. I hope it doesn't.
It doesn't need to do good, though, it needs to
do It needs to do like two billion dollars to do,
like over a billion. Yeah, like his his bar that's
like a billion or two. I don't know. Maybe we're
way off on this, but I just think it's past
I just like I go back and watch the first
ones like Disney created, like the Forum and the sequels

(50:55):
wind up that he's threatening not to do over enough
people don't go, see you. I mean, that's really the
win that you want. You want this one to tank
and then him just go that's it. Oh I'm done,
no more Avatar. Not enough people came and saw it.
I'm taking the rest of my scripts home with me. Yeah,
let's get to this learn something together. Right now. It's
time to find out what the hell is this sighting

(51:18):
with Mikey and bad This is just Pittsburgh right here, though, Bob,
But you just got a message from our friends over
at one Burg. Yes, we are we back? Are we good?
The Franco room at the airport has been updated. Oh wow,
we got the crack score. Now they fixed the score
of the game.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
The final score previously was they had listed as as
twelve to seven, right, and the real score was thirteen
to seven. So they built out this whole Franco room
that greets you at the airport. Now, immaculate reception.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Awesome room by the way, But a little error in
the in the murals they put up around it and
we all just jumped on it and said it, you know,
fix it and then remember the airport. I tried to
playing like, well it was when the score was this one.
Their explanation, We're like no, because there's there's no time
left on the clock, so this is the end of
the game. When the score was they tried to explain it,

(52:10):
We're like six the score. Fix the score. So they
have updated the mural now it is thirteen seven steelers all.
So we're back. Then, we're so back. We're back. Stranger
Things season five, of course, first few episodes came out
last week. It debuted with just crazy like sixty million

(52:33):
views in the first five days, and then this past
week the second week that the new season A Stranger
Things was out twenty three point six million views, almost
taken out by uh Sean Combs the reckoning Here Comes
fifty which had almost twenty two million views in the
first six days, like season uh season five A Stranger Things,

(52:57):
Like we've been waiting for this for a long time,
years upon years. Yeah, and this is a a huge
show on Netflix that's been building and then here comes
fifty cent and it was just like, hey, I got
some stuff to tell you about Diddy. Hey, you know
all the sex stuff, Yeah, that's all included. But tupacin
Biggie Yeah, damn, it's just watched the first few episodes.

(53:19):
It's still so wild bad documentary. I watch so much more,
Like do you give me any documentary about like hip
hop late nineties early two thousands, I will sit there
and watch it. But yeah, this is uh man, there's
like a handful artist I just absolutely love it now.
Every time they come up, like shuffle on a playlist,
like can't listen to Kanye West anymore? Like I want

(53:39):
to so bad and I love his music. At one point,
I can't get past the person they are, you know.
R Kelly oh yeah, did He's not not crawling out
of this dude. Diddy is like it's like ruined Mike.
I don't want him. They need to do Biggie albums
without Ditty in them now, you know, because I want
to listen to Biggie albums still, but not with Dinny

(54:01):
in the background. He'll get out a jail, obviously, and
the best thing he could do is just move and
never be seen from it, you know, like he needs
to just go away because it disappeared.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I mean, it's like it's not a lie. He's got
He's made millions upon millions of dollars people.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
But it's over. There's no documentary, there's no sitting down
and doing like an interview where you explain. It's just
like it's over. It's over. That guy will never be
what he wants was before. He's not going to be
like selling tons of product. You know, he should just
sell some rock right now. Anything that he's involved in

(54:39):
he should just sell because he's just a tainted brand
in a tainted name now. And you know, it leads
you to believe that the murders of Tupac and Biggie
like maybe somewhat preventable. It's a wild documentary. But if
you haven't seen it yet, obviously check out Sean Combs
The Reckoning. It came close to beating Stranger Things and

(55:02):
just stranger things second week out. Also, did you see
what Australia's doing, Oh the social media thing that goes
in effect today? Whoa, yeah, yeah, whoa. Australia's out here
first in the world saying no social media for children
under sixteen years old. Hey, you know what, Australia step

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it up to the point. Yeah, it takes effect today
kids younger than sixteen banned by law from having accounts
with Facebook, Instagram, kick, Reddit, Snapchat, threads, TikTok x, YouTube
and Twitch. That doesn't mean they can't make an account
and just yeah lie about the age on the account
and have it on their phone. But right, but it's

(55:47):
definitely a step in the right. Like all these social
media companies that tried to make like kid friendly accounts
and whatever else. Yeah, censor of the material so it's
kid friendly and like still stuff gets through like it's
the Internet, you know. But also this is I think
this is a great idea. Each social media platform will

(56:08):
be fined if they don't remove the accounts like there's already. Yeah,
so like if they get caught like basically like having
workarounds and stuff like that, it'll get fined by the
Australian government like tens of millions of dollars. So, hey, Australia,
it's not a bad thing, right, I mean, just we

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could almost do it for everybody at this point had
a good run with social media, I think. But you know,
I think let's just hit the reset button on everything
like that. We'll just restart, take the evil people out
of it, because obviously basically every social media site is
run by an evil billionaire character. At this point, we
just reset all social media sites and you have to

(56:53):
have like a valid ID, so there's no fake accounts,
there's no bots and stuff like that, and just this
is I'm a real person and that's all we do
on social media. But hey, good job for Australia stepping up.
They obviously see that social media obviously plays a lot
on kids anxieties, depressions and bullying and everything. And Australia
first in the world to ban social media for children

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under sixteen years old ninety six. All right, everybody settled
down Taylor Swift has shown what she's showing on Good
Morning America today, showing her secret. Yeah, it's Mikeymbob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's just
another teasers, That's what it was. It wasn't like some
big announcement or anything like that, but Taylor Swift of

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course this Friday on Disney Plus exclusively streaming Evan for
the Areas six episode docuseriies. We get the first couple
episodes on Friday, the end of an Era on Disney Plus.
So basically what it was was, excuse me, a little
teeth teeth, Yeah, just sort of another tease with some
new stuff we haven't seen you sues from here at

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the end of an Era. We have done something that
no one has ever done, executing a tour of this size.
It's mind boggling. How do we do this?

Speaker 8 (58:10):
Oh my god, this is the biggest challenge any of
us had ever done.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
All Right, So that was summer, Taylor and her mom
there to talk. We had to be all hands on
deck to put in a brand new era into the show.
This feels like my Super Bowl. That's cam. That's cam
one of her backup dancers. Yeah, his brother's on the Chiefs, right,
is that what it was? I don't know he was

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at some point. I don't know if he still plays
maybe his backup dancing super.

Speaker 18 (58:40):
Boy bringing out special guests is something that I really
enjoy every single night.

Speaker 8 (58:46):
We're going to do everything in our power to blow
your mind.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah, and she has a line, she did it. It's
gonna be awesome to just see how this tour came together.
You know, like you could be a full on swifty
like we are and all in on it and you'll
love it all. But also just like love concerts, love music.
It's one of the biggest tours of all time. It's
kind of cool to see the how it's made. Yeah,
how it's made once you asked to go through, Like
they just showed her in the clip, like crying backstage

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at one point. Like I don't know if it's happy
tears or sad tears or anything like that. But yeah,
it's gonna be pretty interesting to just see what happens
in all those And you know, I like that they're
spacing them out a little bit, not just giving us
all six of them at once, because you know, for
us Swifties it's.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Like it allows you to get off the college and
not sit there and well power through all of them
in one sitting.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Not so much that, but like we need the first
two episodes to then react to everything that happens. You know,
I might fat them. Yeah, we need we need new
tailor memes and things like that. You know, good point,
and there will be things in there that we didn't
know about the tour or about her. And then you know,
like I don't know what episode it's gonna be, but

(59:55):
maybe episode three, Like at some point we're going to
see her falling well with Travis Kelcey. Oh yeah, that
all happened on that tour, Like it happened on the tour. Yeah,
Like she broke up with her guy Joe, and it's like,
all right, ariostour going single in here after long as
Kelsey said, I ah, here's a friendship bracelet with my

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number on it. Whether that got to her or not
made enough news to where they fell in love. And
it seems like forever did you see? Uh? Are they
getting married in like Rhode Island or something like that,
and somebody already had their wedding date booked. No, I
did not see this yeah, they paid the people to

(01:00:40):
uh this tour? Is this like internet something that you
found in the swifties have followed. I think I think
this one's true. I think it's maybe not. No, no, no, no, no,
I got the sources here. Yeah. Well there's a Kansas
City star. Okay, all right, so people, Yeah, yeah, hein't

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married in Rhode Island.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
But you got to pay this secure a wedding date
that somebody is already planning their dream wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Well, you're for their wedding. You pay for their wedding.
Pay for That's what I do. I'd pay for their wedding.
I'd say, well, you gotta pay for my wedding, and
I'll do it a couple of months from now. But
also you're showing up and yeah, and I'm coming to
yours and I get an invite to yours. Yeah, that'd
be the move, right, I don't know for us Swifties,

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this is gonna be pretty exciting again just to see
just the behind the scenes of it all and how
a tour like this comes together. And you know, at
one point in the middle of the tour, they added
a whole new era for the tortured poets depart it
and like all of our super friends joining her on stage,
like yeah, to see how all that comes about and
things like that, like was she just calling people up

(01:01:52):
and be like Hey and Sharon, how does this date sound?
They're like, where are you gonna be here? Can you
get here? Yeah? It's gonna be just interesting to see
how it all plays out. So the first couple episodes
air on Friday, the End of an Era, exclusively on
Disney Plus, and then tonight we'll probably get another little
sneak peek or something like that because Taylor Swift is
on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight on CBS.

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It's the Kiss Morning Free Show, Mike you Bob on
Les Smith. One of the many performers this Friday, It
is our iHeartRadio jingle Ball from Madison Square Garden. You
can hear it right here on ninety six to one
Kiss starting at seven pm, and then our iHeartRadio jingle
Ball Special coming to ABC this holiday season. Holiday season
was running wild last week. Thank you again everybody who

(01:02:39):
supported our stuff Bus Toy Drive again this year, stuffing
a record amount of buses eighty six school buses filled
for the Marines Toys for Tots program. That is nine
and fifty nine school buses that you've stuffed over twenty
two years with us. We can't say thank you enough.
Bob Jinzer Creed, he just left us a message here,

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wants to get on.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Here, Pittsburgh met on this eighty six bus is Worth
Field over. Yeah, we're all the pres Yeah you injured Cream,
Let's go Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Awesome job. Yeah, Yezer Cree injured Creed. This guy's got
a laying on our show. Now it's just creating your sons.
It's it's good. We appreciate it. And we got another
message from our guy Snuff, who uh who listened to

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the show and lives in San Diego, California. He's on
the other side of the country right up here. Yeah,
but every year he sends his parents out to stuff
a bus with toys like on his behalf. So here's
our guy Snuff.

Speaker 23 (01:03:51):
He make him a bit your boy Snuff from San Diego.
Another incredible year of stuff a bus. Eighty six buses
is unbelievable. The kids in the Pittsburgh area are going
to have this such a magical Christmas morning because of
the joy and energy and community YouTube bring every single year.
I was looking forward to this event all season. It's
been a rough year personally, but Stuff a Bus always

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brings me back to gratitude, connection and happiness. Its truly
brings the whole city of Pittsburgh together and just our
Mikey and Bob community together. And of course I had
my helpers of Mary and David aka my parents come
back out the Stuff a Bus to represent for myself
as always. Yeah, it's always fun trying to explain everything

(01:04:35):
to my mom about the show. She keeps on asking
me why is everyone bringing out sausages the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Bob Okay, yeah, Bob collected sixteen feet to summer sausage
at Stuff a Bus this year. It started the first
year somebody brought him summer sausage and it's been a
tradition ever since.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
This year it's just grown. Yeah, a record number. And
by the way, you got we've added this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Well yeah, because people mailed those packages this morning and
it had summer sausage in it. What are you up to?
Is this like the final count? Eighteen fee of me?
I added two feet this morning. In a week and
a half, you acquired eighteen feet of summer sausage. Dude,
that's incredible. All right, let's get to the rest of
Snuffs messages. Here.

Speaker 23 (01:05:16):
I had to tell her sixteen feet me, yes, we're
up to eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Call let mom know this morning Bob's two feet to
meet Mom.

Speaker 23 (01:05:26):
But anyways, it's funny for trying to explain the whole
show to her. Yeah, but in the past, I've called
you to decrees crazy Pittsburgh uncles.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Yeah. I feel like that's how most people know. It's
is just Pittsburgh's weird uncles. We're good with that.

Speaker 23 (01:05:40):
Even the Mike Toman of stuff a bus okay, never
having a losing season of stuff a bush. But after
eighty six buses this year, you officially become the Jinjurer
Popes of the holiday joy. Oh my god, bussing every
single toy, every bus, and even every smell across the city.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Wow, you guys rock.

Speaker 23 (01:05:59):
You guys are awesome. I can't say enough about you,
but thank you for bringing so much joy to Pittsburgh
every year and showing us what community really looks looks like.
Just thanks, I love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Hey, we love you too, Snuff. Thank you for the
nice message man you send your parents out every year
out in Nicole just to drop off toys and see us,
and that's just it's awesome. We got to spend some
time with Snuff when he was in town visiting family
earlier this year. I think earlier. I think it was
all the years run together. But yeah, we appreciate you stuff. Also,

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there's a couple different ways you can still support the Marines,
Toys for Tots and stuff of us. First of all,
go to Burgatory through this Sunday, December fourteenth. They got
our Mikey and Bob Snickerdoodle Shake still going, a lot
of people been buying it this year. We appreciate that
it's delicious.

Speaker 19 (01:06:50):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
And then we got our own beer right now. If
you're twenty one and over, our ninety six to one
Kiss Stuff a Bus brew from Doughdaddy Brewery in Gibsonia
and all Caliente Pizza and Draft House locations. So go
to Doe Daddy, go to all Caliente locations, ask for
our ninety six to one Kiss Stuff a Bus brew

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and it supports Stuff a Bus and the Marines Toys
for Tots. Just a couple of beverages that you can
still get to support. Stuff a Bus and the Marines
Toys for Tots. But obviously we appreciate everybody who makes
stuff a bus a part of their holiday season and
again helping us stuff in a record eighty six buses
for the Marines Toys for Tots here locally in Western

(01:07:32):
Pa this year. Mike and Bob, it is the Kiss
Morning Freak Show. You can keep sending in your Steelers
Santa entries through the free iHeartRadio app. Why you want
to be a Steeler Santa for somebody and you could
win some tickets to go see them play the Dolphins
on Monday Night football? Are you just looking at over there?

(01:07:53):
Steelers are wearing their color Rush uniforms Monday night. Those
black ones sham be stopped in those I mean probably
have been stopped in those hour never happened. It's probably
probably been no way. Not with Big Ben in the building.
Oh my gosh, it's right, don't let him, don't let
him close.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Careful hey when they bring him pouncy out and Joey
Porter Senior. Yeah, at halftime, that place, that place is
gonna go wild. It's gonna be a big, big applause,
a lot of people excited, or everybody will be going
to pee and warm up and get beer. That could

(01:08:32):
be a possibility to It could go both ways. They
could could keep your keep sending your entries in why
you want to be a Steeler? Sanda for somebody and
get him some tickets to go see Monday Night Football. Hey,
by the way, the Pirates missed out on their big
free agent target. Oh no, Kyle Schwarber, he's going back

(01:08:55):
to the Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
He didn't take the Pirates off. No, oh no, no,
who would have guessed. They gave him five years, one
hundred and fifty million. Yeah, but the Pirates offered. Who
gives a flying crap with the Pirates offered? You gotta
pay an insane amount to get people to want to

(01:09:20):
come play here in Pittsburgh for crappy owners. That's it. Yeah,
it would It would have really taken like was better. No,
it can't just be better. It has to be He
can't say no to this. The Pirates have to pay

(01:09:40):
the that we stink, and we've stunk for a long
time past. Bob Nutting has to pay for the I
am a bad owner of a franchise.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
So as she Skemes talked to somebody too and said
that he wants to get involved in recruiting players to
come here in free agency.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Yeah, because the front office isn't getting it done. Yeah,
it would like a bad sign. I love schemes, but
he's he's gonna be gone here soon with Bob. But
Bob Nodding owning the team, we're gonna have to pay
him half a billion dollars to keep mirror and we're
not going to when Paul Skins feels like he has
to step in and go, is it okay? If I
reach out to players, it seems like a bad sign.

(01:10:20):
Pirates did sign somebody yesterday though, really. Veteran left hander
Gregory Soto one year, seven point seven five million dollar contract, okay,
played for the Orioles and Mets last season. He's a
two time All Star, thirty years old. He went one
in five last year with a four point one eight R. So, well,

(01:10:41):
these one year deals too, that's just so we can
flip them at the trade deadline. That's it. Like it's
a it's a whole shell game, the whole team is
it's it's basically it feels like just a scam. At
this point, it's like, all right, we'll bring in this guy.
We'll sign him. That'll get to fans excited. It won't
it won't. Nope. Oh, we tried so hard to get

(01:11:03):
Kyle Schwarber, but he didn't want to. Nope. You know
how you get him, you pay him way more than
anybody because you have to pay the We have a
crappy owner. Tax I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Every like every baseball reporter, writer, man made a big
deal about the Pirates being in to sign this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
And everybody saw through it. Everybody here in Pittsburgh is
just like, yeah, okay, let me get my hopes up
for this. Go oh we were so close. Okay, yeah yeah,
put up a put up a banner next to the
surf side. You know what, take the number twenty one
down and put up a almost signed Schwarber banner. God,
it's it's the mill of December, and I'm angry about

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the Pirates, eh said.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Also the Chicago White Sox are getting the first pick
in the draft. The draft lottery happened. Uh, Pirates had
the third best odd but end up getting the number
fifth pick. Great, I can't even do that. Right's over here,
Let's get to uh some talkback messages here, our buddy
George sent a few messages in here. Let's get to
this one talkback messages. You want to be part of

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the show, send him through the free iHeartRadio app brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 15 (01:12:17):
I was going on Fellas Georgia. You're catching up on
Tuesday Mornings podcast. Still y'all were talking about how y'all
get sick after every stuff a bus and you said
Bob got hand putting mouth disease.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yeah he did. That was a couple of years ago.
By the way, me and Bob are surprisingly feeling pretty
good post stuff abous toy drive. You know, I mean,
I'm we're here, we sound good. We made it to
feel good the Wednesday after. Yeah, maybe we Maybe this
is the year none of us get sick.

Speaker 15 (01:12:43):
Man, I guess that's about how country ass I am.
I just always thought it was hoof and mouth disease,
whether it was in humans or an Okay, man, I
didn't realize for humans it was called hand putting mouth disease.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
All right, I'll take it easy, Bob, don't got I'm
playing with no hoos A couple of years back when
I got it. So let's get to a Let's get
to another message here from our guy George.

Speaker 15 (01:13:08):
I was going off bell with George. You're still catching
up on Tuesday's podcast. The purpose of the high viz orange.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Oh yeah, this is the whole thing on the show
yesterday because we were talking about hunters like wearing the
high viz orange. Yeah. Yeah, and we just always thought
it was for hunter safety. Stunned to learn that deer
cannot see that color orange, mind blowing. So basically we
got a bunch of John Cenas out there the hunters.

(01:13:34):
Where is so other hunters can see them?

Speaker 15 (01:13:37):
Yeah, but deer can't see orange, so it doesn't stand
out to them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
That's crazy. And as far as the cruise ship goes,
oh yeah, cruise ship. We were talking about cruise ships
yesterday on the show. Hey, he's the day behind on
the show. That's what he does. He listens to the podcast,
never listens to the live show. Yeah, well we're talking
about cruise ships yesterday. The washy washy Oh, the washy
washy people. Yeah, I was stunned. I've never been on
a cruise ship and Bob, before you get to the buffet,

(01:14:05):
there's people who sing full songs and have sometimes have bands.
No washy washy. No, yummy, yummy to have you uh
just wash your hands. Yeah, hold on, let me get
to a washy washy here. I'm a washy boy in
a washy world. Yeah. So that was the whole thing
on the show yesterday, just talking about uh in a

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cruise ships and the washy washy performers.

Speaker 15 (01:14:31):
Like, I don't think you'd be too happy on that.
I've never been on a cruise but I looked it up.
Their doors are only about six and a half feet tall. Oh, y'all,
take it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I don't think that's true. You don't think that's true. No,
I've never come close to the door. No, Like I'm
like six two. I'm like six one six two. I'm not.
My head's not scraping the door going in and out, Okay,
But also like are you six inches or so like
below the door, you know, because that's how it's all
I am. But I think you'd be fine, buddy, I

(01:15:06):
mean I think most of the cruise ship is probably fine. Yeah,
cruise ship cabin doors are generally about six foot eight,
so i'd have to duck. But that's also I never
noticed that because you're not six foot eight, six foot
night like I am, but like naturally, I duck going
through most doorways just for safety. I've been doing it since,

(01:15:27):
like I hit my grocer Burt in high school. Do
you even have to think about it? It's just like
a natural thing that I do. Like most doorways, I
just sort of dip my head just for a secon
It's almost just like I don't even I don't even
think about it. You know, sometimes you're driving and you're
just like, huh, how do I get here? That's sort
of how I am. It's just one of those muscle
memory things where I just uh where. I just duck

(01:15:49):
for just about any doors. But I don't think I
need to be on a cruise ship anytime soon, because
if I hit my head on a cruise ship, you know,
next thing you know, I'm on you. My head's all
messed up. I got another concussion, and I'm mom disoriented
and I'm in the cabins. Oh, next thing you know,
I'm out there just playing air drones with the Washy Wall.

(01:16:13):
It's like we lost him at sea. He never returned.
Mike's in international waters. He's part of the Washing Washing
performers now Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Uh cloudy today, got some rain
turns into a wintery mix eies today in the low forties,

(01:16:36):
So great day. I got some more entries for Steeler
Santa here. We want you to be a Steeler Santa
for Monday Night football against Dolphins. All you gotta do
is send us a talkback message before Friday at ten
am when you're qualified.

Speaker 8 (01:16:51):
Hey, Mike and Bob Chucker Bill here, what are these
Steeler Santa from?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
My buddy, My good buddy. You know, I can't picture
a better better time than sitting down town, freezing your
hoursaw and just watching the Lures win, watching the Lurs
Monday night bron time.

Speaker 17 (01:17:10):
Let's make it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Send us talkback messages who you want to be a
Steeler Santa for, and uh get qualified for some tickets.
I got to get to this talkback message from Lacey.
Do you remember Lacey came out to Stufflebus and she's
from Cincinnati. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Listen Steelers
from Cincinnati. It's in Cincinnati. She's a Steeler fan. There.

Speaker 18 (01:17:32):
Hey, mikey, Bob, it's Lacey from Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
AKA and I the super Bowl. What a stupid show.
We have Lacey from Cincinnati. AKA, all right, the super
Bowl is back on?

Speaker 23 (01:17:47):
Can we hear the Steelers renegade?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yes? Super Bowls back on from Yeah, now we meet
the Ravens were first in the North because.

Speaker 22 (01:17:54):
We need to get a little more high.

Speaker 9 (01:17:56):
Oh wow, and I know people boot it the other week,
but now we won and we're going to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, I think we need a little yeah, a pet
in our gest. All right, we're all the way back.
When you request Steelers renegade on our show, it's not
the regular Sticks version. It's the one we were uh
sent to us. His name is Doug wasn't yeah a
few years back by Doug al And we cannot get
enough of it. It's a steelersne game. You know it's

(01:18:23):
about to be It's about to be real when you
hear this steelersnagame.

Speaker 24 (01:18:29):
Okay, here, Oh Faco's in fearful his life from the
long arm of the Steelers. Oh my god, cam he
were putting into is throwing any soup far from Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
This next line is my favorite line of the whole
Stealer's Renegade song. Okay again, this is a fan made
song by Doug al Here, Oh can hear you crying?
This is scared up, but du pree hold on God,
time out, time out, hold on, hold on. This is

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the greatest line of the whole song because his voice
cracks in the middle, maybe because he's not so sure
that Tom Brady is actually afraid of bud freaking dupree.
Oh can hear you crying? This is scareder, but due pree.

(01:19:31):
Tom Brady is not scared of but dupree.

Speaker 24 (01:19:34):
Now, Sealer's defense coming down from Hans feel and you
don't have very long all right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Now, This is usually the point in renegade or where
it's the yell right, yeah, I'm not sure I can
take this. Okay. This is the Steelers Renegade fan song
by Doug l Here we go. You can you handle
the house? The teaky's up. The team is out there

(01:20:09):
out on the news of the.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Steel chert and it hesitated.

Speaker 24 (01:20:13):
Gee bodies, folty the way the man will say, percise
men's day for dover saving.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
From Sven that man aer the lot going on. That's
that's an answer, the lot going on. Oh Brady, I
can hear you crying? This is sar but you Breathe

(01:20:47):
and the Renegade House. It's so good you think so
kiss Hey, I'm gonna probably need you to get off
the internet for the rest of the show. It's Mikey
and Bob. They six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now.
Yesterday on the show, you were looking for Santas, right, like,

(01:21:09):
you know, like mal Santas, people who look and dress
up like Santa Claus to take family photos or something
with it. I didn't go look and they found me. Okay,
that's not a true statement. Every now and then, at
Peru's Facebook marketplace, where the problems usually end up.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Days back, I found one Santa. He had a realistic
beard and wanted to charge extra money. Yeah, because he
had real beard, which that's understandable. No fake beard. On
on the Santa that you can rent on Facebook marketplace
in the description Santa, let everybody know just like this
is I'm not playing around, you know, rent me to

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come to your house.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Also, Santa was in a picture with a live skunk.
Santa had a pet skunk and said the Skunk's not coming.
So that has led my algorithm to just it's an
unbelievable amount of Santa's that will come to your house locally,
well in western Pennsylvania, because you basically told the internet

(01:22:08):
like I'm looking to rent a Santa. I didn't go looking.
I just clicked the link and they all start showing up.
How you look, You're kicking a link. You click the
link on Rennaissanta, and all of a sudden, now it's
hitting you. I'm getting fed as Santas now, okay, okay,
so what is this h Santa that you just stumbled
the pop just when you think you reach the peak

(01:22:30):
of Santa? Okay, yeah, are you actually going to hire
any of these Santas?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Oh okay, no, I'm scared of them actually, and they
compete too with prices, which is weird, Like, yeah, you
get a Santa for on the cheap? Yeah, well it's
a Facebook marketplace, and so who really knows what shows
up if it's the one with a realistic beard and
a skunk worth every penny I think right today? Yeah,
I just logged on to the marketplace just see what's

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going on.

Speaker 5 (01:22:57):
Peru.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah, did full Santa? Shoot? Right? A full Santa? Shoot?
This is you'd have to try. This doesn't come to
your house, okay, this is out in Burgetstown. So you've
got to travel the Burgets down for the Santa. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it might be worth the trip though. You can go
to Santa's house. Well, you can go, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Listen, this Santa had helper. This is Santa's helper. It
has a This Santa has a one of those many cows.
I don't know, the Scottish Highland cows, the brown ones
with the long hair.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Wait a minute, is this a blind spot for me?
What do they call a mini cow? Yeah? Many Scottish
Highland cow. You've seen these cows before, dude, it's a
tiny cow. Oh my god, I love these cows. I
you're these cows like I used to love many ponies
a lot. Well, let me tell you, I love these

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cows more than I love many ponies, and I love
many ponies. So Santa multi versus said, this guy loves Santa,
and we know how much he loves animals. Thirty eight bucks.
They got a professional that's professional photographer, dude, it's Santa.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, it's a mini cow in the In the portrait
that they have as an example, the mini cow is
wearing a Santa hat and a wreath as well.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
So you book you book your time slot there with
with Santa. Huh in the mini cowez? Dude, Hey, it
doesn't say if Santa poses with the mini cow with you.
What do you think if I could ride on this
mini col There's no way you would can me and
Santa ride tandem on this mini cow?

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Mini cows aren't built for bigger boys. Okay, No, I
wrapped my arms around Santa from behind. No, that's it's
not a motorcycle. It's a tiny lance over his shoulder
at the photographer. Hey, wait a minute, hold on, one second.
After the show today, don't you have to drive to
Morgantown to go pick up your daughter from college for
holiday break?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Yeah? I wonder what's on the way to Morgan Time
it gets time, I can quick stop off. Okay, all
of a sudden, now it's making sense. The tour down
seventy nine. You're telling me about many cow Santa because
somebody's about to go for a full photo shoot. Yeah,

(01:25:28):
somebody needs to take my my MacBook here and throw
it in the river. I shouldn't have this algorithm. Okay,
you absolutely should have this algorithm, because like once a show,
you basically whether it's on something before I know, and
you're like, this is what happens off the air. Bobb
will just be on his computer. I'll be doing something

(01:25:48):
where here and Bob, you're my god, and I'm like,
what what is it? And now this could it could
be anything. It could be like breaking news. It could
be like something happen with the Steelers. Sure singhole by
rarely ever collapse. He took me anything here? Rarely is
it anything important? And all of a sudden it's a
Santah with a Mini Count Burgetstown, just so happy to

(01:26:09):
be on Bob's way after the show for his uh
Morgantown pick up, I'm telling you, and let me venue
venmo you a few bucks? Hunh say hey, you stop
off room for one more on that mini count. You
think your daughter Jordan'll be freaked out if I come
along for the ride too, Huh, just say, hey, can't
take you home me that god? Stop off and get it.

(01:26:31):
Oh my gosh, look at that tiny cow. Oh, Bob,
you show me a picture of the tiny cow. Alright
after the show, burgots Town, here we come. Hey, by
the way, Happy birthday to your daughter Jordan nineteen years old? Yeah,
all grown up, happy birthday, Jordan, Guess what we got
you for your birthday? A photo shoot with Sanna, both
of us in a tiny con of Santa's hat. Mikey

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And then I had another one, but the battery was
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So I'm on the phone with like Hyundai or whatever.
I'm like, how do I get in my car just
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basically just pops the little part off my door handle
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I did that, and I felt like an idiot. So
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But hold on, George wants to give us another message here.

Speaker 15 (01:28:01):
What's going off out with George here? Catching up on
Tuesday Mornings podcast. I heard about your.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Situation with the key and all that.

Speaker 15 (01:28:07):
Mike, Yeah, man, you got a resident mechanic here, Dude,
just give me a holler, Dude, I help you out,
manh y'all take.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
It easy, all right? Remember this, I mean, George is
our version of that TikTok Dad. He one is that
for our show, the TikTok Dad who you see on
the TikTok commercials now. And he's like, I just started
doing all these things like showing people like who might
not have a dad in their life or their dad passed,
and just dad stuff like here's how you change flat tire,

(01:28:36):
Here's how you tie a tie. That is George full
of wisdom. That is George on our show, one hundred percent.
All right, let's get to another one here.

Speaker 13 (01:28:45):
Hey, guys, listen to his podcast and mikey for you
for future reference. If you're ever in that situation again,
like with your car, or you can't figure something out
or whatever, head to YouTube and search. I guarantee you
there's a video out there showing you what to do.
Years ago, I found one how to rebox my vacuum
cleaner because I was moving.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
But anyway, and I.

Speaker 13 (01:29:06):
Also did the research for mister Rogers. He always did
stay local with his little visits.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Yeah, I love you guys. We were talking about that
on the show yesterday because it seemed like mister Rodgers
always stayed like in the Pittsburgh area. Yeah, you know,
he's doing a show back in dan WQED and uh,
you know, we were talking about how he went to
Turner's farm. We were talking about mister Rodgers milking the cow.
I think that's how we got into what we got.
And then we were talking about when he goes to
the cran factory, crayon factory and where that was at

(01:29:33):
and it was over like on the other side of
the state. But still you know, keeping it keeping it local. Oh,
by the way, George, again that's something for mister Rogers.

Speaker 15 (01:29:42):
I was going on, fellas, Georgia, you're still catching up
on Tuesday Mornings podcast. Now we're talking about mister Rogers
going to the crayon factory. I did my own little
Google search and it apparently says that he also poured
the one hundred billion crayon at that factory on that episode.
Oh y'all, take it easy.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
One hundred billion crants. Mister Rogers was the one that
poured it. We gotta be up to like fifty billion
crans there at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Krant's a
little fifty billion, one hundred billion, fifty billions. What did
I say, Well, didn't George you he poured the hundredth billion, Billy?
Did I say fifty bill I think so? Hey, Agatting
towards the end of the show here, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:30:24):
my brain still it's okay, it's going on, okay, skill
and stuff a bus parking lot. Speaking of stuff a bus,
it's our buddy from the other side of the country.
We need to go check it in over in the
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Way behind. Getting caught up on the stuff of Bus podcast.

Speaker 17 (01:30:43):
Yeah, buddy, as want as they Congratulations boys, heinz Ward's
Worth of Buses eighty six I know y'all accept a
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Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Man, y'all deserve your flowers.

Speaker 17 (01:30:53):
Been doing this for twenty plus years, for the community,
for your listeners, for the kids. It's the city of Pittsburgh,
damn for the whole country. At this point, we're stretched
out all over the place. Yeah, for sure, love y'all.
We appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Hey, we appreciate the nice message there, and we appreciate
everybody who again last and supported Stuff of Us. It's awesome.
Like again, it feels like we take the victory lab,
but everybody should take the victory lap because a lot
of kids gonna be helped out in our area this
holiday season after you helped us. Stuff eighty six buses
a new record for us at Stuff of Bus this

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year on Miles Smith part of our iHeartRadio jingle Ball
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K pop demon Hunters, and then we'll have our iHeartRadio
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we get the first couple episodes of the Taylor Swift
six episode docu series, End of an Era that's gonna
stream exclusively on Disney Plus. They put out another little
teaser on gm A this morning. Congrats to UH Pit

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Women's volleyball. I see they're starting to collect their awards.
Olivia Babcock with like Player of the Year and then
coach Dan Fisher with Coach of the Year. Yeah. They
played tomorrow, right, Yeah, Thursday they they played Minnesota seven
pm at the Pete. Minnesota's pretty good too, So we're
starting to get into the good teams. Hen win the tourney,

(01:32:36):
bring it all home. It feels, you know, hey, River
Hans gotten done. The Hans did it. Now, let's go
well Pitt Volleyball action. Yeah, that'll be uh tomorrow. H
Taylor Swift's on Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Penn's
will be back at home tomorrow after that. Just I
feel like it was a stupid loss. You can't let
another team score less than a second left tire game, dumb,

(01:32:58):
dumb off the back game, like that depends at home
tomorrow against the Canadians, and then they're at home Saturday
and Sunday too, and then of course Monday Night Football
Steelers in the Dolphins. You can keep sending your talkback

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messages who you want to be a Steeler Santa for
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Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
If you're having people over for the holidays, coming up, yup,
go buy some beers. Have little chilling wait good, the
power move when people walk in.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Yeah, Dough Daddy Brewery and Gibsonia and all Caliente pizza
and Draft House locations are selling our ninety six to
one Kiss stuff a bus brew. We've never done this before,
so hopefully it's selling pretty good. I know I've had
a few myself, and yeah, it's a pretty nice thing
to just buy somebody for the holidays. You know, he
got to show up someplace. You got to bring something,
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thing and helping out us and all the kids. What
do you want to end the podcast today? Bob two
feet of Mini call me?

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Are you sure? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I am actually yes.
Everybody just be nice to each other and have a
wonderful day. How about that? Okay? Ryan Seacrest shows up
right now talking by FM Pittsburgh ninety six Kiss hold
on wait no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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are we on the air anymore? We're not here right?

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Is this just for the podcast now?

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Okay, all right. A lot of our podcast listeners might
know it's about that time, middle of December. We're about
to take a little holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Pay First off, we we appreciate the hell out of
you guys that just listen to podcast no matter where
you're at.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Like you could be Pittsburgh. We could be part of
your daily commute, you know, or you could be across
the country someplace, or I know we have Ellie and
Italy who listens, you know, he could be anywhere. We
appreciate you got our friends that listen to us in Australia. Yeah,
all over, Yeah, Mike and Bob worldwide. It's a good
year this year, huh, Bob. Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna take

(01:35:38):
some time off here, wrap up the year. Our daughters
get to come home from college. That's gonna be weird.
They've been gone for long enough now to where like
I'm adjusted to be like an empty nester now. I
mean you still have your son Jack, who's you know,
out there running over boxes and stuff on mail boxes down. Yeah,
it's it's weird. Our daughters coming home for you know,

(01:36:00):
their first long extended holiday break from college. So yeah,
that's gonna be a nice thing. Do you have any
plans over like the holidays, Bob? Hopefully just stay healthy
enough where my parents can come in and we can
have Christmas. Actually on Christmas, so parents making the drive

(01:36:22):
in uh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they're coming out. I
think it'll be the first year since like twenty nineteen
where somebody wasn't sick or you know, the pandemic, and
we are able to spend like Christmas together. If I'm
taking the victory lap early here. Careful, well, we still

(01:36:42):
got some time to Christmas, but you know, careful. Yeah,
we gotta stay healthy. Usually one of us or both
of us get sick after stuff of us. But I
think we're doing pretty good, man. I think we might
actually be be healthy this this holiday season. I don't
know what I'm doing this holiday. We're just staying at home,
napping it up. Yeah, we're not going anywhere for the holidays.
We're just Taylor Swift. Yeah. I mean, of course I'll

(01:37:05):
binge everything under the sun. But yeah, I don't really
have any any plans this holiday season. Hey, there's nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, you know, good to just lay
on the couch. Yeah. Maybe I'll come over your house,
say hi to your parents, you know. Yeah, yeah, come
on over. Happy holidays everybody. Yeah, so we're going to

(01:37:28):
take a little time off. Thanks again for stuff, boss,
record year, all of it. Just thanks for being nice
to us, you know, and hold this talk back to
your adventures. Okay, you know, over the break here. We'll
get to them when we get back. You know what
we come back to in January the butt Stuff Report,
the annual things that people went to the emergency room

(01:37:51):
for for sticking up their butts. So that's a little
tease there. Stuff all right, I want a way to
wrap it up here. We appreciate all your support. We
cannot do whatever this is without you. Thank you for
listening all this year and just honestly supporting everything we do.

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It means the world to us and we love you all.
And just have a safe and happy holiday season.