Claude Balls Made A Toilet Nest

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Kiss Morning Freak Show. So we're just going to
start to show gross then today? Is that what it's
gonna be? Then? Because you started telling me a story
off the air and I just put the brakes on
you and I said, hold on, let's get these microphones on,
let's get after this. Good morning everybody. It's Mikey Bob
the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. What's going on, Bob?

(00:21):
I'm getting all the pipes replaced in my house. That
sounds awful. It is. It's horrible. It's absolutely awful because
old pipes in their leaking. Okay, so you gotta get
new pipes in your house. Yeah, it sounds like a process.
I put it off for like probably two years now.
I've been getting a little pinhole leaks. Yeah, that we've

(00:41):
had had repaired over and over again. So it's finally happening,
which is a good thing overall. Good pay in the ass. Yeah, adult,
that's a that's an adult thing right there. Yeah, that's
money you're spending where you don't even see it. No
one's ever gonna see it. Nobody's ever gonna see it.
Be like, oh this house just got better. Oh man, No, no,
this was just re piped. So the the water's off yesterday.

(01:05):
Yesterday when I go home from work, and I got
to go to the bathroom, and it's not a number one,
it's the number two. It's a number two. So I
start observing where the plumbing guys are working, right, and oh,
they're like down in the basement. Okay, the water's off
in the whole house. Though it doesn't really matter where
the plumbers are, I know, but I wanted to avoid

(01:27):
a stinct situation because I knew there was no flushing,
so I had to I had to geeze. I had
to establish a safety toilet and go, this is the
one I'm gonna use today until the water gets back
on it. Yeah. Yeah, And then I went and I
built a nest over top. Wait, hold on, so you
sit on the toilet, you go to the bathroom, and

(01:48):
then I put in you just toil, put toilet paper
over it, like like somebody would have came and opened
the toilet. Nothing to see here, Oh yeah, toilet paper barrier.
Don't look whoa cool a freshly flushed toilet. There's nothing
to see here, it's just toilet water. Unfortunately, it wasn't
my only bathroom trip for the da Oh noack them?

(02:13):
Oh no, I was stacking them. It was good that
you established the safety toilet though, right. I guess did
anybody else from your family or one of the plumbers
go into the safety toilet bathroom? No? No, think I did.
That's all always think is just like the plumbers just
could be like, oh, I got to check the one upstairs.
He's like, no, don't do that. God, I got it.

(02:33):
I don't know anything about plumbing, but I got it.
Then a lot of times when like there's situations like
that where you have people in your house doing work
and everything, they figure out you know who you are
and what we do and everything like that. So then
the story gets even better for them because they're like,
wait a minute, you're not gonna believe that I went
to the upstairs bathroom. You ever heard those guys talk
about how the big one breaks toilets? Guess what he

(02:56):
build it up? He does it at home too. Bike
Ing Bob, it's the ninety six one Kids Morning Freak Show.
We got rain coming, huh. Yeah, it's gonna be cloudy
with some rain today. Warmer though, hies in the uh
in the mid fifties. Man, we got a couple of

(03:16):
sick cats in the house right now, thick cats. Yeah,
like a like a it's weird. I've never had a
cat with like a cold before. I might be dumb,
But is it like humans where it spreads to the
other cats? I think so, Like I don't I've never
had like a multiple cats obviously, Dude, I've never had
a cat sneeze before, like like where they have a cold,

(03:37):
to where they're sneezing like when a human has a cold.
Like sometimes you'll hear a cat sneeze and I'll just
be like, hey, right, you know whatever, and then you'll
be like, what tell is that right? This moment is
just like are we got two cats? Are sick right now?
Joy in seb right yeah, And it's just like they'll
go on, hey, hey, it's just like sneeze after sneeze

(04:01):
after sneeze. So we've already taken them to VAT and everything.
We got medicine and stuff like that. But delivering the
medicine to the cats. Huh, that's an interesting Well, Joy
is fine not, is it? Uh? No? It is not
round back. No, I don't know cats get medicine. No,

(04:22):
the cats sneeze, and I don't have to go round
back for anything, Bob. Okay, I just want to check
now if you start sniffling here though, it's a whole
different story. Okay, because I got the meds for you,
but only one way to cure me. It is, dude,
what a Friday we're already having. Huh. So Joy is

(04:44):
fine getting the medicine right, It's just you gotta get
the medicine in like a little dropper and then you
put them in put it in their mouth and just
try to squirt it in there. But the cats are
gonna go. Joy is fine because Joy loves me, and
I'm just like baby Joy, it's calm, it's all good.
You're done, You're done, and then we just bury her
in cat treats. The other cat you gotta put in
a headlock or something like. Dude, let me just tell

(05:06):
you last night, I'm delivering medicine to seb this cat scratch.
Like I'm wearing loss yesterday, dude, because we got to
go to get go friends Giving and I don't want
this cat claw. I took some damage this cat, Oh
my god, the hell out of my arm. Like it's
just puncture wounds all over you, dude, it is. It's

(05:27):
just like it actually looks better than it did. But like, dude,
here yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, here here here, and then
right here on my wrist here here, here, here here,
I'm just claw. I'm a big fan. Well I should
have done my research though, Okay, because there's a there's
a cat researcher. Can you get like cat gloves or something, Yeah,

(05:50):
they make cat gloves. I just don't want. I just
make sure I and I was wearing a hoodie, like
I know the cat's gonna scratch me, so I was
wearing like a big hoodie. It didn't help. The cat
scratch a whole through my hoodie. And then she's like, man,
I full body suit. I need like one of those
like canine attack suits or something like that, you know,

(06:12):
throw your arms in those sleeves. But also like I
should have read up because there is a there's an
expert on this that runs their own website and everything
like that. I just say, go around back. It's it's
it's they well, they're never give medicine in the front.
It's always round back. Trust the expert. Can you let

(06:33):
me get to my joke all right, you get to
my joke, because I got with a joke, right, Okay,
I gotta go to this website to properly know how
to give medicine to my cat, so I don't get
all scratched up. Guy's name is Claude. Claude Balls. Are

(06:55):
you proud of me? Or do you not want to
do this anymore with me? All right, he's proud of
I never been.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
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Speaker 3 (07:09):
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Speaker 1 (07:18):
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(07:41):
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(08:05):
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am this morning is the cutoff. Now, after the show today, Bob,

(08:28):
Me and you are taking a few of our wonderful
listeners don to the Get Go Test Kitchen for a
wonderful event that we do every year with our friends
at get Go called friends giving our guys. Chef Tom
cooks up so much stuff. I am so excited to
just see the stuff that you know, they don't even
sell at Get Go that chef Tom's gonna make for us.

(08:49):
And we do know a couple of the of the
wonderful friends that are coming with us, and one of
those friends is is Aunt Kaka. She calls herself right.
So Aunt Coca left a couple messages from from overnight
before she uh, before she went to bed. Very I mean,
this is like Christmas Eve. Ready ready, yeah, talk about

(09:11):
the messages brought to us by One Team Media. Here's
Aunt Kaca. Hi boys, it's Coca. Hey.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I am so so excited to meet you guys later today.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh yeah, but I want you to know that I
am ready to throw these friendship bracelets out the door.
Oh yeah. I kept dropping Rashi the Clown and I
kept having to re spellet. I'm pretty sure there are
beads into every crevice in my house. Coca, I can't
find freaking a's anymore, but it's gonna be so worth it.

(09:45):
I cannot wait to give these out to you and
everybody else a friends giving. See you guys later this morning.
Have a good show. Aunt Coca was making friendship bracelets
overnight for us and the other people who are coming
to friends get staying up late. I like how she's
just like, I'm having trouble making the Rashy the Clown

(10:06):
friendship brace up. You know, She's like, I've lost all
the letters. And then I got a follow up message
from Coca. Here, Hi boys, it's Coca. One twenty five am.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yes, I just ran out of elastic string for the
friendship bracelets and crawl in the bed.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Jeez, final count twenty nine. Can't wait to see you
in twenty nine. We need twenty nine friend twenty nine.
I don't even know there's gonna be twenty nine. People
told them, all right, Cocka, I do hope that we
just have a listener named Aunt cock On. It's just
like part of the show now, you know. It was
one thirty in the morning, and she's powered through twenty

(10:46):
nine friendship bracelet for everybody. Ye, it's gonna be exciting. Well,
we'll see Aunt Cocka and a few of you later
today at the Get Go Test kitchen for Friends Giving Cats.
I'm Mark Young Bum Mikey Bob. It's the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. May have busy sports
weekend for us here in Pittsburgh. Huh. Today two pm

(11:10):
we get the random afternoon Penguins game on a Friday
because they're in Sweden for the NHL Global Series. So
it's Penguins against Nashville in Sweden. Afternoon Pens. Yeah, two
pm today. Of course you can hear it on the
radio home of the Penns one oh five nine, the
x WHIPIO Football Playoffs, got some of that. Yeah, today,

(11:33):
right today and tomorrow Maroon five is playing the Arena tonight.
We'll give away our final pair of tickets at the
end of the show. And then tomorrow it's big College
game Day rolls into town an come here to your
Ship day for pitt Notre Dame at noon, and then
of course you have the River Hounds playing their conference

(11:54):
final game at six point thirty. Also some other you know,
WHIPUIL championships throughout the day, a couple of them at
Pine Richland, right yeah. And then and then Sunday you
got Penguins again nine am Sunday in Sweden taking on Nashville,
and then of course Steelers Bengals at one pm on Sunday.

(12:16):
College Game Day, though, of course, is in town because
number nine Notre Dame takes on number two twenty two.
Pit the pit area of game day, like the pit,
the main part, Yeah, the people behind game day basically
that opens at six thirty. Yeah, that's gonna be nice
and early for everybody who wants to go out there
and get close. Yeah. I feel like there's gonna be

(12:37):
people lining up before six thirty for that, and you're wondering,
why would somebody want to line up that early to
just watch, you know, maybe Pat McAfee take your shirt
off and yell things at the crowd. And then you think, well,
because Pat McAfee gives away hundreds of thousands of dollars
the kids that can kick like a thirty yard field goal.
So if you are one of the first three hundred

(12:58):
fans to enter the set of Game Day on the
Great Lawn tomorrow morning, you get a raffle ticket for
the chance to win or just you know, kick for
Pat McAfee's kicking contest. So yeah, the set opens up
at six point thirty. Aaron Donald, of course, Pitt Great
Penthill superhero. He is going to be the guest picker,

(13:19):
which means he'll be up there picking games with the
College Game Day crew. He's also getting his number ninety
seven jersey retired. He's only a handful of people who've
got their jersey retired from Pitt, and he's going to
be one of them. One of those guys is Tony Dorsett,
who will also be making an appearance on College Game
Day and former Notre Dame and Steelers running back Jerome

(13:41):
Bettis will also be on college game Day along with
Pittcoat Pitt coach Pat Nardoozi, So there'll be some special guests.
I'm sure it'll be an awesome environment. I'm excited to
see signs because that is the one big thing about
college game day. A bunch of people just bring funny
signs trying to outdo each other. Hopefully there's some sell

(14:02):
the team bob like, uh, you know, Pirates signs. You know,
I'm sure it'll happen. Signs, man, yeahs are signs. Yeah,
sell the team. Chant is not it could happen. It
could happen, you know, could happen. Probably will fire Tomlin
chant whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not there, Yeah, we're not there.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I mean when we wanted offensive coordinator Matt Canada gone,
that was being chanted everywhere Domins won. That would that
would be People were chanting that in at church on Sunday.
They were, they were, they really were, they were singing it.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Wh K.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I'm telling you, man, you don't know what chance they're
gonna be busted out of college like angel like angels. Yeah,
so it's gonna be a big deal obviously on the
North Shore Tomorrow Morning Game Day se that opens at
six thirty am for College Game Day. All right, we
will get to today in Freak Show history. Coming up
next on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mike and Bob,

(15:12):
Mikey and Bob. It is the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. All right, I'm just gonna cover
this real quick. Okay, what Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman fell
down yesterday. He had a ventricular fibrillation issue that caused
him to fall down and have some injuries to his face. Okay,
so I think he's doing okay now, all right, but

(15:34):
he fell down yesterday. Also, they're pushing for a release
maybe next week. In the House vote to release the
Epstein files yesterday, though, a lot of Epstein emails came out,
a lot of famous names in there. Those are slowly leaking. Yeah,
you can go look those up if you want to.
We're not going to break down the Epstein files or

(15:55):
Epstein emails here on the show. But yeah, just know,
anybody that's in is probably not great. You know, it
doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what kind of political party
you're affiliated with. You can be a Republican, Democrat, independent.
I don't know. You know, there's some Bill Clinton in there,
there's some Trump in there. It's like, hey, how about
anybody that's in there maybe up to something. So that's

(16:19):
obviously something that's happening in the uh, in the country
as far as politics go. Uh. Now, Bob, it is
time for today in Freak Show History. And this is
definitely a little bit different than what we were just
talking about because for today in Freak Show History, we're
gonna take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made us smile, and it just
so happens to be today in Freak Show History about

(16:39):
a naked person eating butter. Here we go today to
today Show history, naked birthday butter. Surprise.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Okay had just gotten home from celebrating her twenty second
birthday with friends.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Birthday. They started finding strange things around their wholes. We
noticed in the kitchen we had two tubs.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Of butter sitting on the counter with spoons.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
All right, So they come home from birthday celebrations, the
butter's out. There's butter with spoons out on the counter,
like somebody has been eating butter. And that was very
out of place. We don't just eat butter. Yeah, uh okay,
not a lot of people do just eat butter. Right
from the contents, somebody did, though, somebody did. She in her.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Roommates quickly went upstairs and found an unwelcome birthday surprise.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
We flicked on the lights and there was a naked
madeah birthday.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
There's the butter eater. It's a naked guy. He was sleeping.
It was just on top of my covers. And not
a good birthday surprise, right, I mean naked guy. He
was downstairs eating butter. Right, if he tucks in, you gotta,
you know, burn the sheets. You gotta burn the sheets. Yeah,
I guess you're right. You're right naked. Judging by the
marks on the glass, the girls think.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
That man crawled in through a window they'd accidentally left unlocked.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
My boyfriend took the blanket off of him, and that's
when we really realized.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
That he was fully nude. What a reveal, right there,
and buttered? Do you think he was eating the butter?
Do you think he was buttering up his body? Maybe
shining up? Maybe he broke in through the window but
thought all right to get back out of here. I'm
gonna have to squeeze through this window again. I might
as well lose myself so I can't get through the
window easier.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
And then he was just kind of yelling at him
not to leave, like, this is not your house, Jared,
this is in your bed. You could tell he was
really out of it, and he was the only thing
he really said. He was like she told us to
leave him alone. I think he really thought that he
was in his own bed.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
He let the man sleep right.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Police quickly arrived and took him out into custody.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Too much, Butter, I was just eating downstairs. Leave me alone.
I had my damn closed off. I ate so much.
Butter let me sleep.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
He is happy no one was hurt and hopes that's
the last birthday present she gets this year.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Happy twenty seconds to man, listen. I just wish some
of my friends would get me a naked person that
would eat butter for my birthday. Bob, you got some
planning time. That's what I want for my birthday next year.
I want naked guy eating butter. Okay, all right, naked
person making the show once again. It's robbably Shaye Buddies

(19:18):
Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. So every year that we've basically been doing
our show here during the holiday season, we have done
a toy drive called stuff a Bus where we try
to fill as many school buses as we can for
UH with toys for the Marines, toys for tots. And
the first year three buses got filled and it was
it was it was pretty awesome, and then uh, it

(19:42):
was three buses the first year, and then UH and
then last year it was uh eighty two, that's what
it was. Eighty two last year. All right, So again
we want your help. This year, stuff a Bus is
officially going to kick off at Robinson Town Center. It's
the first week of the say, right right after Thanksgiving,
that Monday, right after Robinson Town Center. For like in

(20:05):
person stuff a Bus. It's Monday through Friday. We wrap
it up Friday at ten am. But for the month
of November, you can go down to the Strip District Terminal,
go to Putt Shack and they will give you a
free round of golf, two hours of free parking if
you bring a new unwrapped toy for Stuff a Bus.
And they're gonna help us try to stuff the first

(20:26):
bus in the month of November. So when we start
stuff a bus, hopefully we'll have at least one bus
already filled with our friends at Strip District Terminal and
then coming up on Tuesday five to seven. I'm so
excited about this man. Now, everybody from the station, we're
making it a family event. We're gonna be out at
putt Shack, all of us from the station, Me, Bob,

(20:48):
our Guy, Justin, Taulcathy, We're all gonna be out there
with Cam Hayward from five to seven. You can bring
new unwrapped toy by get your picture taken with Cam,
Meet Cam and yeah, five to seven Butt Shack, Strip
District Terminal. Also, we're giving away some Steelers tickets. You
can enter before ten am this morning. Just send us

(21:08):
a Steelers talkback message and maybe you'll win the tickets.
Good morning, Mike, Bob.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
I need to win these tickets for my coworker because
I have to give her the best present that beats
what the doctor gave her for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
So I need to be the winner this year. Jeez,
what the hell was doctor giver last year? Trying to
be Steeler tickets.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
All right, Hey guys, Natalie from cheat Lake, I think
you should let me win.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
The Steeler tickets because I've had the flu for two
weeks and literally like had to hug the toilet and
I really deserve to get the hell out of the house. Yeah.
I got some sick cats right now, almost at Clawed
Balls yesterday. Let's get to another one here.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Oh Jesus Pig for the Steeler game to root on
our ome home team that he does, Cincinnati Bungos.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You done, ooh yadda, you done? All right? Chewbaccan noise
at the end the first all yeahdaddy, Oh you're right.
That's a really good Oh yeah, daddy, I love it.

(22:26):
Any any book ended it with the Chewbacca yell solid
right there. All right, let's get to another entry here.
Excuse me, I'm gross again. Send it through the free
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(22:47):
ten am today. This is for my grandson's first ever
football game. Wow. Alright, Branny putting in the work here
all right.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
Oh mama, can cry no line?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Wait, hold on, what's that? Oh mama, can you hear
the crowd out loud? We got a granny that is
a little up, a little too white. Fire dollar game already,

(23:25):
Oh mama, Oh mama.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
Can you hear that crowd out loud?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh mama, can you hear that crid out line?

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Here we go, Stealers, Here we go, Wow, Here we go,
blocking yellow, Defense kicking your ass all over the all.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Right, she's got a couple of songs. She's working there.
It's here we go. It's black and yellow. Then she's
just freestyling. Defense is gonna kick your ass all over
the place.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh mom, I's gonna Sender's Bengos. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Steelers, beautiful, beautiful Steeler Nation. You are one of one.
You are special. We love it. For it. Enter for
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Good luck. Kiss Taylor Swift. The trailer for her end
of an era docuseriies that's gonna be on Disney Plus.

(24:28):
That trailer came out yesterday, first episode to air on
December twelfth. Just looks awesome. You see her and Travis
in love. You see a bunch of behind the scenes things,
just her with her dancers and her crew and her
parents and just looks awesome. It's something we're all gonna
binge in in December when it comes out. It is
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Mike, you Bob? What's on

(24:50):
the Today Show today? Do we need to tune into
the wpx I NBC Here the Today Show cooking with
a inser story. We're in the national spotlight. Oh buy
that new airport, New Airports. New Airport is getting a feature, man. Yeah, yeah,
look at us, a real city over the shining bright
over here explosion right there? All right, So the Today
Show doing a nice report on the brand new terminal

(25:13):
of course that we have here in Pittsburgh. Let's get
some of this stuff here. We're going to learn something
together right now. It's time to find that what the
hell is this? Sitting with Mikey and bad Epstein's number
one wow.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Um.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Megan Kelly is also up there because she said something
wildly inappropriate yesterday during her show. She used to be
on Fox News just like podcasts and everything now and yeah,
she said something about like the difference between a fifteen
year old and a five year old and it's like, hey, no,
fifteen year old, are still kids? Yeah, it's not how
any of this stuff works. So I know, we live

(25:51):
in the world where people like her just need to
grab a headline or attention to stay relevant. Yeah, because
that's all they gripped off of what ever make money
off of. But like, what the hell are you doing? Like,
and she has like a young daughter to fourteen year
old daughter too, you're talking about kids, Like what are
you doing? Like grown men like being like, it's not
like it was five year olds, Like are you fifteen? Maybe?

(26:14):
Whoa gross? Also, Justin Field is trending. Let me him, Well,
the Patriots beat the Jets yesterday. Yeah, and Justin Field stinks.
So that's that's sort of what it is. Oh well,
Jets fans and people in sports media saying this guy's
not the guy. Jets fans figuring out he's like, oh again,

(26:40):
Aaron Judges trending because he won the American League MVP
and baseball last night show. Heyo Tani trending because he
won the National League MVP and baseball last night. They
both won it last year too. They play in New York,
they play in LA and we're just here in Pittsburgh
with Paul Skeins and an owner who does not have
a flying crap about putting money into the team and

(27:03):
putting a winning product.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Good Fridays also trending. Oh good Friday. Yeah, it's just
it's not that well, it's not the official good Friday.
I think people are just saying good Friday. Oh okay, okay,
finally over it is trending. It is a track on
R and B singer Summer Walker's new album. Also, I
saw a video Summer Walker in the uh in the airport.

(27:28):
I believe she was in New York City and she
was on one of those rideable suitcases, had no control
over it and h just splattered all over the floor
in the airport. She had it going fast. Dude, No, no, gosh, dude,
no no, I'm sure they're not built for big boys.

(27:48):
Patriots are trending again because they beat the Jets last night.
Bill Clinton's trending. That's uh, that's Epstein related list. Cynthia
Rivo and Ariana Grande are trending because if you haven't
seen this clip yet, this one sort of viral. Yesterday
there was a fan who like jumped over Uh, they
were doing like red carpet for Wicked, Wicked two whatever,

(28:10):
Wicked Deuce. I totally forgot you called it Wicked Wicked
now season. So they're doing the red carpet premiere Wicked
Deuce next next Friday, next weekend, is it? Yeah, Wicked
Deuce is next weekend. Yes, I should watch the first
Wicked Finally. I'm like people who like don't watch Star
Wars and be like, I've never seen the Star Wars before.

(28:33):
I'm like, yeah, I've never. How haven't I seen Wicked.
I gotta get on that because I feel like I
should have seen that, because you'll be front and center
for Wicked Deuce. Yeah, from your plumbing issues, it sounds
like Wicked Duce premieres at your house to the show today.
So some fan like jumped over the railing and uh

(28:53):
like just tried to It didn't look like a malicious thing.
It looked like an over zealous fan that really wanted
to get near Ariana Grande. And Cynthia Revo came over
and is just like not having it. She stood ten
toes down. Gold Bloom was standing standing watching it happen. Yeah,
as Cynthia Revo hulked up. Yeah, it was just like,

(29:14):
get off her. Yeah, not today. All right, So that
person's in Singapore though, that premiere was in Singapore. Yeah,
don't they like that's not good. They're filing some type
of charges public nuisance whatever that means in Singapore. Yeah.
I can't imagine what the penalty will be here, Like
what Yeah, Singapore, don't play right, They're gonna like, yeah,
it's like stupid. What do they do over there? They

(29:35):
cane people? Yeah it is, yeah, whack the sticks and stuff.
That's wild, dude. Just I got really excited at the
Wicked Deuce premiere. Next thing, you know, I mean Singapore jail,
get my ass hit, getting your ass caned? All right. Well,
those are a couple of things that are trending. It's

(29:55):
a lot going on in the world right now. Mike
and Bob. It's the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It's gonna be kind of man out there today. Cloudy
and rainy, but warmer though highs in the in the
mid fifties. I haven't even checked this morning, but yes,
my guy Bob is wearing shorts. Yeah, buddy, you didn't

(30:16):
have to check. I know, just wanting to make sure
for all the listeners out there that are keeping track
at home and may have a Bob Shortz pool going
in their office. Almost almost there, it's all. It's getting there.
It's well, yeah, we're a couple of weeks away from
you know, like stuff a Bus starting, and you're definitely
gonna wear pants in the parking lot for stuff a
Bus for our toy drive right right, you know, yeah,

(30:37):
not gonna be warm outside when we have to stay
in the parking off for a few hours hanging out, right,
You're gonna have to put some pants on for stuff
a Bus. Also, we have been telling you for like
a week now. Cam Hayward is gonna help us out
once again this year with our stuff a Bus toy
drive for the month of November. You can take your
new unwrapped toy down to put Shack at the Strip

(30:58):
District terminal. Can a whole day out of it. Plenty
of places to shop and eat down there in the
Strip District, right and bring a new unwrapped toy in
the month of November and you'll get a free game
of golf at put Shack in two hours of free
parking and then coming up on Tuesday, just a couple
days away. I mean, this is kind of an explosion,
like we're not a big deal, but Cam Hayward is.

(31:20):
But for all of us at the station to be
together with Cam Hayward doing a good thing, collecting toys
for the kid, trying to stuff that first boss. Yeah,
you can come see us all with Cam Hayward five
to seven Tuesday at the put Shack, the Strip District terminal.
By the way, Cam Hayward was talking to the to
the media yesterday just you know, after the after the

(31:42):
the loss. He was talking about the defense having trust
issues and we all need to trust each other to
be in the right spot and everything. Cam was talking
about that.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
I'm the wrong person I asked that question after a game.
You know, I take losses very hard, but I think
there's just hesitation there a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It's not necessarily trust.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
It's just trusting that everybody's going to be in your
gap and doing that play in a playout, you know,
and sometimes you feel like there's just a step where
we're thinking too much. It's minimal and it's precise, but
when you do that, you become a better defense.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Stay in that gap. So Cam was angry after the
game when he answered about yeah, saying you know, the
team has trust issues with each other and stuff like that.
He's he's cool down now and just says, listen, we
all just got to stay at our gap. That's it.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It was like one or two plays somebody wasn't in
the right gap and he's like, I can't even trust
this dude over here right the right gap? How am
I supposed to do my king when he's not even
in the right gap. And then somebody asked about, like,
you know, is it like a trust fall sort of thing?
You know, how do you build that trust? Yeah? Yeah,
did you practice that? I mean, do you trust fall exercising? No?

(32:50):
Can you imagine the Steelers doing trust fall exercises? Big
as d Lineman. You get one of them beefy boys
and catch that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
No, you practice it by you know, executing your assignments.
Execution this level is so key, and it's a difference
between winning and losing. But you know, it's repetition. It's
about doing it, playing and play out and knowing what
you got to do around you.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Man, I am so glad we don't work at a
place that does like those uh like team building exercises,
you know, let's go do a ropes course together. Oh my,
something like that. I would just absolutely hate it. I
probably I probably quit. I probably quit. Like if we
had one day where they're like, hey, everybody, we're getting together,

(33:35):
we're gonna do some trust exercise like that, I'd be like,
find somebody else. I can't part of this. Uh. And
here was Cam just talking about is there extra motivation
now to beat the Bengals the second time around? Since
they beat us the first time?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
There's always motivation. It's a divisional game. They know us,
we know them. But uh, you know it comes down
to the execution again, and I think you know it's
those those little mistakes that really costly to all.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Right, Caim, we need you boys to put a victory
together because we got an event with you and we're
we're looking for toys on Tuesday, and the city's a
lot happier when you win. That's true. That's we're Cam,
no pressure. We don't need a loss here, Bud, no pressure. Cam.
All right, So come see all of us with Cam
Hayward Tuesday five to seven. Bring a new unwrapped toy.

(34:25):
You'll get a hang out with dus and obviously meet
and get your picture taken with Cam Hayward. All the
details on how you can help out with our stuff
A bus toy drive this year up on the website
nine six one kiss dot com. I'm young, Bob. If
you saw somebody in your neighborhood just naked, you'd have
a little laugh and a smile too. I mean, then

(34:45):
you'd be concerned. What's gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Now?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
First wore my danger here screamed the Mikey and Bob
podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
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(35:22):
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Speaker 3 (35:36):
We could dance.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
We could dance on that Mike and Bob to ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. New Music Friday
today here on the station and on the free iHeartRadio app.
A brand new song from Meghan Trainer that we will
premiere coming up next called Still Don't Care on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, somebody's got a message for
you here. Okay, ready for this? Yeah, I guess yeah, okay, Oh, Mama,

(36:02):
can crowd out love? You tell you for Steelers Bangles man? Alright, Lie,
seriously though, somebody wants to say hi to you. Man.
It's just for you. Oh all right, Maybe I'm just

(36:24):
maybe I'm just playing the tunes over here, Mama, crowd
up love? Why Why is little things like this so
funny to us? Oh? Mama? Can you hear that? Crowd
up loud? Alright, let's get to another talkback message here,

(36:48):
real one brought to us by the Pavement group Michel Robert.
You gotta stop doing the Robert. Okay, everybody, it's not Robert.
He's not a Robbert. He's burst certificate Bobby O b
b Y, I'm Burster to get government name Mikey like Okay,
my real name is Michael. All right, He's he's Bob.

(37:09):
His real name is Bobby. There's no Robert Robert over here.

Speaker 9 (37:12):
Okay, all right, let's see what the rest of his
message says.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
All right, Ohio, Hey bill Boys, Happy Friday.

Speaker 10 (37:28):
I don't think you truly understand my level of excitement
for Monday show to hear how Friends Giving went.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, well, definitely, you know, I'm excited for Monday. We'll
recap you know, Steelers kick game, College game Day, all
that happen, and also recap Friends Giving, which we're going
after the show to the Get Go Test Kitchen with
a lot of our listeners for just a friends Giving
event where we're all gonna eat ourselves into small comas
with everybody and Aunt and you guys. Yeah, Aunt Coca

(37:56):
is gonna be there. She's been leaving messages on the
show for a while now. I am so excited to
hear how it went. Yeah. Also, I'm hoping that there's
some videos and some pictures from the big events. Yeah,
there were also Mikey, I know you're kind of into
gangs lately. Uh, can we make Mikey's garage gangler? All right?
I like how he's just like, hey, I heard you're
in the gang. I'm not any gangs, okay, he herd

(38:22):
gangs are your thing now. No, all the male cats
in my house. I started a cat gang with called
Buddy Boy Club. It's a club, not a gang. Oh okay,
by the way, call what you want. I would never
join a gang because my parents taught me as it.
I think your parents may have led you to this
gang life. My parents were so worried when me and

(38:46):
my brother were growing up that we were going to
join a gang that they they they they told us
we couldn't wear certain starter jackets. Dude, this was like
before the internet got ahold of our parents and grandparents
and made them freak out about everything online. But this
is that kind of thing. They can't tell what's real
or fake. Like me and Bob grew up in a

(39:08):
city where we did not have to worry about gang violence.
I'll just say that right now. Okay, No, the bloods
and crips were not fighting. They weren't recruiting. No no.
When when we were growing up they want us no, no,
no no. But my parents were worried that I, me
and my brother were joined a gang. So we had
to uh, we had to get different winter coats. Uh huh,

(39:30):
just so we wouldn't wear the hot starter coats out
because gangs might try to kill us for our jackets. Right, dude,
this is this is Yes, it was the wrong colors
right in our car. Yes, little city we grew up in.
Nobody was in a gang in our city. Nobody was
in a gang in the surrounding city. The wrong colors. Then,

(39:54):
my dad, what what what jacket did you want? What
one did you end up? But oh, g he's I
don't know. I was always Miami. Yeah, you're Miami, Miami Hurricanes. Yeah,
you used to have a Miami Hurricanes leather jacket when
we were growing up. Man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might
have been in a gang. I was dude, you had
to tell anybody you had a tattoo when you were

(40:14):
fourteen years old and uh, leather Miami Hurricanes jacket with
their mascot on the neck. Didn't I get recruited? You
were a gang? That gang? Dude, I don't know. There
are size limiting gangs a lot running from the cops.
They're just like, you can't have this kid, just like
he's ready to go he's got it. He's got a

(40:36):
jacket and he's got a tattoo. Bad boy, bad boy
life talking. What jackets did you have? I asked you
what jackie you had?

Speaker 5 (40:43):
What?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I don't remember which which one it was. I know
my brother had a red and black and gray Atlanta
Falcon starter jacket in color. That's band. That's the crips
right there, that's the crips were coming for us. So
but you know what, hey, I never joined a gang

(41:05):
now till now, yeah, until now. Well, now I'm in
the Buddy Boy club with me and four male cats
that live in my house. My parents saved me from
that gang. Wife. All right. Meghan Trainer is coming to
the Arena July eleventh, but the presale for Meghan Trainer
tickets is uh is coming up Wednesday the nineteenth. Here

(41:28):
is the brand new song from Meghan Trainer New Music Friday.
Here on ninety six one Kiss Hi Hi Radio New
Music Friday. Hey everyone, it's Meghan Trainer, Mikey Bob. It's
a ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Maroon five
is in town tonight playing the Arena. We have your
last chance at tickets coming up at the end of
the show around nine fifty five. Also your chance to

(41:48):
win one thousand dollars we'll try to pay your bills
around nine to ten here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Hey Bob, why don't you uh, why don't you law golf?
Facebook Marketplace and just just sort of focus on what
we need to do here on the show, Okay, because

(42:10):
I'll just go ahead and open up what you have
opened up here because we have a group chat and
it's me, Bob and a couple of our other close
friends on Facebook marketplace and like to share. Yeah, I know,
it's like, I know, but like what these are all
good for five dollars in Verona, Pa. Bob puts in

(42:35):
the group chat you can get a Cat's Avengers poster. Yep,
there it is unfed fore Cat Captain America Cat, iron
Man Cat. Why was this a thing that was ever made?
Then I go to the next post that Bob finds
on Facebook Marketplace and it looks like two round me

(43:00):
metal eyes. Then I look at the description booby cake
pan for bachelor parties, boob cake pan for baby showers,
metal booby cake pan, booby fifteen dollars in Coreopolis. Booby
Cakes for bad boys. And there's also a picture of
the Booby cake cakes and it looks so sad. It

(43:24):
looks just like two mounds of icing. It's the word cakes. Ever,
So we got a Cat Avengers poster, we got a
cake tin where you can make cake boobes realistic nipples.
And then he sends, uh, wow, we're going twenty dollars

(43:44):
shirt you can get in Morgantown, West Virginia where the
Mountaineers beat the Pitt men's basketball team last night. Your
daughter go to the game. Yeah, she had fun, a
good time. Yeah, it's had a first basketball game.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
And I think that basketball student section is a little more,
a little more active than the football one. Yeah, like
it's non stop. Okay. Well, the shirt that Bob put
in the group chat that he found on Facebook marketplace
says spread cheeks, not hate. What you act like that's
not a good message. I'm very anti hate. I guess

(44:21):
I'm pro spread cheeks. Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that,
all right. The world would be a better place, yeah,
with if the cheeks were spread with all time, with Avengers,
Cats and Booby kids too. Hey, well you log off, Bud.
I've believing my life I'm living my best life over here.
Pretty sure we can get all that for like forty bucks.
All right, right, let's go get it on and take

(44:42):
the Friendsgiving with us after the show. Hey, Chef Tom,
if you're listening, get some booby cakes ready, We're coming
to Friendsgiving. Like the rest of the internet world is burning,
there's things going on. I'm just over here looking at
booby cake pans. The Mikey and Bob podcast Grab y'all show.
I would say it's like when back in high school

(45:04):
when you just hang around with your buddies talking about
random crap. I'll take any screens.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Miike you Bob. It's a ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Remember we got weird times for the
next couple of Pens games. This afternoon, the Pens play
Nashville in Sweden, so it's a two pm Friday start.
That's weird. Then we're getting Sunday Morning Pens Sunday morning,
nine am, the NHL Global Series Pens in Sweden taking

(45:39):
on Nashville, So today at two and then Sunday at
at nine am. And then they don't play all week
until like next Friday and Saturday. I observe week off
of that travel and stuff like that, like this week
off to get there, and then then our week golf
when they come back. Bro Listen, I'm selfish. My body
would need a week off. I flew to Sweden too,
like I'm used to having. I know we're early in

(46:02):
the season, but I'm used to having like a Tuesday
or Wednesday night Penn's game, well not Wednesday night, the
Chicago's well, yeah, Thursday night. I word, the Chicago shows
outweet man not bad? No, all right. Also, college game
days in tom tomorrow. Here, come in to your ship.
You see the bosses. Yeah, yeah, the bosses like on

(46:26):
Pitt's campus, ready to roll. The college game Day ready
to roll. Yeah uh. It starts nine am on the
Great Lawn there outside afrasher As the number nine Notre
Dame takes on number twenty two pitch, so the whole
game day crew will be there. From espn uh, Aaron
Donald is going to be a celebrity guest picker. Of course,

(46:48):
they're retiring his number ninety seven jersey at the at
the game. Tony dor Set is also going to be
part of College Game Day as well as former Steeler
and Notre Dame running back Jerome Bettis and UH pit
coach Pat and Ardoozy also, So UH six thirty is

(47:08):
when the game day set opens. A lot of people
will be down there early to get their spot in line.
A lot of people will be making signs for college
game Day because that's always a fun thing. Like I
don't know why, I've seen it a million times, but
I still get excited, like when I just know there's
gonna be like a great city shot, Like yeah, I know,
I know it's that's that's why we have the term explosion.

(47:31):
Seen it a million times, but I know it it's
gonna our city's gonna look awesome at some point during
you know your day, You're absolutely right. It's just something
like that big national spotlight where it feels like anybody
that's watching college football on Saturday is usually starting their
morning with College Game Day on ESPN, and you know,
you can all this stuff with Pat McAfee's kicking contest

(47:54):
and stuff like that. The kicking contest is usually well
they do the picks and stuff like that, but like
that is a peak moment of game day. Yeah, and
like the way if they do it on that turf
field there, which I think they said they're gonna do
it on the turfield like that, the Steelers putting outside
on the Great Lawn. Yeah. For the NFL Draft, Yeah,
it's gonna have the Damn City is the back draft
where yeah, I know when they do it on these
college campuses and like Georgia, it's like just a piece

(48:17):
of grass. Yeah. Yeah, the Damn City is gonna shine
right in the background. And oh man, we're gonna be
on a turf Steeler field. Man, you're right, it's gonna
be cool. Man. It is the first three hundred fans
will get raffle ticket to be in the Pat McAfee
kicking contest. So obviously it will be a big party

(48:38):
on the North Shore. And I love that it's like
a noon kickoff. Yeah, so you go right from college
game day right inside uh uh for pit against against
Notre Dame. So that obviously is gonna be a big
thing happening down on the North Shore.

Speaker 9 (48:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
This weekend also, Steelers, of course are taking on the
Bengals Sunday one pm at at Acres. Sure, let's get
to another entry for Steelers tickets. You have until ten
am to send us a Steelers talkback message to get
qualified for tickets. Here we go, Steelers, Here we go.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
If you couldn't tell I was I was dancing?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Oh, I didn't hear the dancing. There was dancing going on?
What kind of dance? Here we go? Here we go.
I didn't hear the dance. You weren't doing anything. You weren't
popping cheek through shaking ass, You weren't getting any pumps in.
There was no dance happening. You weren't dropping ham or anything.

(49:41):
I didn't hear any ham smacking. All right, you want
to enter for Steelers to get send us a talkback
message before ten am. It's Mikey Bob Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. It's gonna be cloudy and kind of
rainy today with Highes in the in the mid fifties.

(50:02):
I just got a question here from Sarah sent a
question on Instagram. Hey Mike, he are there any restrictions
to what kind of toys we can bring out? The
stuff a bus or the size of the toy like,
is something like Plato too small?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
No, yeah, as long as it's new toy in an
unwrapped toy, that's that's it. Don't wrap your toys up,
don't wrap your presence up for stuff of us, and
just make sure it's a new toy. Literally, every toy matters,
like yeah, so it is appreciated. Of course, we'll start
our stuff a bus toy drive campaign the week after

(50:37):
Thanksgiving out at Robinson Town Center. But our friends at
the Strip District Terminal are already collecting toys. You can
take a new unwrapped toy to put shack down there
in a Strip District terminal anytime this month, and you
get a free round of golf in two hours, free parking,
so you can make a whole little date night out
of it and make a whole little event for yourself.
And then, of course we keep telling you. On Tuesday

(50:59):
coming up just a few days here, everybody from the station, Me,
Bob Tall, Kathy, our guy Justin who does the night show,
We're all gonna be hanging out with Cam Hayward on
Tuesday five to seven pm. You can come see all
of us, meet all of us and hugs, have a
night out with us and Cam Hayward. Yeah, five to seven.
You can come meet Cam Hayward Tuesday at the put
Shack Strip District Terminal. Just bring a new unwrapped toy

(51:23):
for Stuff of Us. Also, Bob, I wanted to mention
this because there's already dude, Ah, could you let me
make my transition A all right? I got to explain
to people how the studios set up because I'm right

(51:43):
across from Bob and in front of me, I have
the controls. Right, I have this big like control board,
and then I have two computer screens, and right in
the middle of the two computer screens is Bob. But
as I was just talking, I couldn't see Bob. And
then all of a sudden he appears in between my
two computer screens. Goes, you gave me an ulto bottle

(52:04):
like a No, I don't even remember what I was
gonna say. Now I was a transitioned. Also, Bob, did
you get hear A ha, we've thrown it?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
No, I know what it was. There's a couple people
who have already bought toys for Stuff of Us on
the UH on the wish list. Oh yeah, yeah, so
our friends over at the Penguins Foundation, right, because Pittsburgh
Penguins have become a big part of Stuff of Us.
Two every year now we do an Amazon wish list
and just fill it full of toys because we understand
that a lot of people you got stuff to do,

(52:34):
you might not be able to come out to stuff
a bus in person around the people that just listen
to podcasts from different parts of the country and you know,
obviously can't make it out the Robinson here in Pittsburgh.
Easy way to buy toys and they come right out
the Stuff of Us. Yeah, so you can make your donations.
The Stuff of Us wish List through the Penguins Foundation
is up on our website nine six one kiss dot

(52:55):
com if you want to start buying some toys for
Stuff of Us already. Do you remember yesterday on the
show Bob, we were talking about sneaking candy and food
into movie theaters and I don't know, I guess I
stunned you and everybody or I was like, I've never
done that before. Yeah, wild, Sorry, I'm not a bad
boy out here. I just I don't know, I've never
cared enough to like make a stop before the movies
to get the snacks. All He's just like, all right,

(53:17):
what is seven dollars for bad candy? All right, sure,
let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Hey Mike, you big bob dand and kissing me. Catching
up on yesterday's podcast, I'm on the part where you're
talking about bringing outside food into the movie theater. I
am the buy the candy, hit the dollar tree and
stuff it in the purse and bring it in because
I don't want to buy the candy.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Air understandable.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
It reminded me of one time what my son did
and made me think, what is the most outrageous thing
people have stuck in?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Here we go?

Speaker 8 (53:47):
He once took an entire chaputle burrito into a movie theater.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, that's aggressive. Okay, See, everybody's like getting like, where
do we put that? Never took crotch? Right, you never
took candy in the theater? Full sized burrito? You're right,
where do you stick the burrito? That's gotta be a
crotch burrillo? Right, it's gotta be crouch burrito.

Speaker 8 (54:07):
I do remember there is a theater in Pittsburgh that
we did go to that check bags Unfortunately they checked
mine one time when I did have candy, and they
made us take it back out to the car, which
we did.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Oh no, you should be in jail for that candy police.
Who would who was working at a movie theater that
cares that much? Right? Right? Just stop somebody and say,
I guess if you own the movie theater, maybe heaby,
but what are you doing? But if you work in
the movie theater, you're probably not sitting there taking tickets either.
That's probably like, you know, you know, why would you care? Hey,

(54:42):
why do you care? Candy cops are out? Man, I
don't be candy cops. You work at a movie theater.
Just there's enough going on. Let people sneak the candy in.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
But then both of my kids decided to shove the
candy boxes in their socks and we got them in
the theater.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Ah so haha, candy cop, just well you gonna do
candy cops. I just don't care that much, you know,
it's just the candy in the pockets. Like what do
you do?

Speaker 9 (55:07):
Pet?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Are you the TSA?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Right? You mean?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Body search? And who cares that much if you work
at a movie theater to try? What are you doing?
To try to you know, never burrito down my pants.
See that's the other thing with me. I just don't
I don't care enough to get food into the movie
theater to where I want to eat my own crotch burrito,
you know, like I'll pay five bucks for a hot
dog there, because I don't need to be sticking a

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uh In in just a minute. Where'd you get this
Jalen Warren story from about him adopt and a kitty cat? Oh?
I made it up. I write fan fiction about Jalen Warren.
Is it just for me? Because you know I love
Kats and the Steelers, So I figured I you can
combine a couple of your favorite things and you would
read every minute of it. Uh. Jayleen Warren adopted an

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orange cat from the Humane Animal Rescue of Pittsburgh bout
a year ago. He named the cat Carrot Jeter, orange
orange cat. You name it Carrott, Carrot Jeter orange cat. Wow,
big yeah. And then he went to the Homewood Animal
Shelter and got a nine week old white and gray,

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long haired kitten. Fell in love. Jaylen Warren said, I
felt like Carrott needed a friend and she looked so sweet.
He named her TV. That's a great name. That's a
great name for a cat. TV. So he's collecting cat man?
Is he about to join your cat? He might be
a Buddy Boy Club, Jayleen Warren. Might be. He got

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room for two more cats, hey, and a running back? Maybe.
I mean, I might have to have Buddy Boy Club
satellite locations here. Buddy Boy Club is the nickname I
give to my four male cats that I have at home.
I don't know. Uh, he's got Carrot Jeter and he's
got TV. Now he really loves cats. TV is such

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a great name, he said. I introduced them slowly at first.
There were some raised backs, you know, but when their
hair stands up and now they're sleeping and playing together.
It's really great to watch. I absolutely love my cats.
They're well behaved, fun and so loving. Jalen Warren, big
cat guy just like me. Might have to join the
Buddy Boy the invite open, I think so, Carrot Jeter

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and TV like you could make this an exclusive club, man,
I could man make jackets and everything. Yeah, yeah, make
it a real game. There's got to be something that,
you know, people with male cats. Buddy Boy Club. Uh,
let's get to another talkback message here, biker vest but
like with Buddy Boy Club on the back of them,

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so everybody nose cat patches, yeah, cat patches. Hell yeah,
that's what I'm talking about. With the names on the
game plate, yeah yeah, yeah, ja you see it, Mikey
and then all your cats names listed. Oh my gosh,
like you know when you're in the military and you
get the things like oh I was in this war,
okay you got the stripe? Yeah yeah, yeah that the

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cats that with cat names would be great, you know,
like football players they get the you get to see. Yeah,
it's got the stars under that the cats. All right,
Jaylen Morn, you want hang out with my cats? Is
it denhim Is it denhim vesk like? Or is it leather?
It's leather?

Speaker 11 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, let's get to this call here, Mikey and
Bob Hello, talk radio calling for talkback radio.

Speaker 12 (01:01:45):
Go ahead, I'll tell you what Baddy for? What what Willie?
But what slimy finger TJ is going right into mister
Black's your whole? All day tomorrow, I'll Steeler Nation? What
we willy get that year? Soaking wet because there's a Steeler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Victory baby games on Sunday, not tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (01:02:09):
Sunday, Saturday, all weekend, all weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Wet Willies on weekend? What what Lillies? Let's do it
the wet Willy weekend, Mike handle the triple double weekend
wely weekend.

Speaker 12 (01:02:24):
He's gonna bring two dump both index fingers, soaking wet
double hear hole, it's a double what willy weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
A what wet Willie weekend? The quad droop dub.

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It's coming, It's coming. If you sure it is? After sure,
that's how sure I am?

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After sure?

Speaker 12 (01:02:43):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
All right, man, we appreciate you. Bud lob Atland. I
don't know what that was. I don't know, but I'm
really glad when he said, TJ. Watt's gonna have a
wet finger and he's gonna stick it in Joe Flaco's
I'm so glad, he said, ear hole. All right, here's
your chance to win a thousand dollars. Good luck, Mike,

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you bob. It is ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
What do you giggle on its pictures? Are you talking
about the one that the airport? The guy in the airport? Yeah,
false skins of course. Hey dude, Hey what Pirates just
announced Paul skiings Cy Young Award bobblehead. Oh already, Hey pirates,

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watch out when you sit this. Why don't you sit
out for a couple of months? Okay, get that bobblehead
out there. Dang. Yeah, there's weird fans. There's gonna like
it's it's November. Get your schemes bobbled down November. Yeah,
you don't have to worry. Maybe they're maybe they are
worried about ticket sales. Maybe they are worried. They should

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just be worried about everything. But yeah, there's gonna be
a Paul Skimes Cy Young Award winner bobblehead. Why don't
we keep the bobbleheads and go buy a damn bat.
Line up, Why don't we do that? Well, no, bobbleheads
don't cost as much as a that's true a bat. Yeah,
Paul Skan's bobblehead cool looking. April eighteenth. Guess it's not.

(01:04:18):
He didn't answer me. I'm guessing it's not what they do. No,
it's cool looking, dude. It's him throwing a baseball and
it's got the cy Young Award like Emblemont. It's cool. Yeah,
it's cool. It's cool. That's cool. I just I just
hate that you own the team Bob Nodding, and it's
November and you're already trying to distract us with bobbleheads.

(01:04:38):
The Paul Skans airport pictures are hilarious though, Like, he
gets a picture with the dude, which is fine, Livvy
probably took it, and then yeah, it's like a it's
like a fan sees Livvy done. Obviously Paul Skiing's girlfriend.
I get a picture with both of them, not even fingers.
They're pretty super famous. Yeah, So the dude gets his
picture with Paul and then turns the camera around in

(01:04:59):
a hands all his camera and Paul goes to take
a picture of the guy in Libby and this is hilarious.
If he does this all the time, he should. He
just like tilts the camera down just a little bit
where the guy's head is completely cut off, so it's
just Livvy smiling in like a guy's Torso it's perfect.
But this dude has the picture of him and Paul
to prove like, oh, I was there with them, like

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it did happen. Yeah, and then Paul took this picture. Hilarious.
If that's Paul Skeene's move, it's hilarious. It's awesome because
a lot of people, if they see Paul and Livy
together are probably gonna want a picture with both of them,
right right right, you know. But the fact that he
gets picture with yeah, yeah, then do you like feel bad? Like, hey, Livy,

(01:05:40):
can I get a picture with you? Two hand the
hand the phone to Paul and he's cutting everybody's head
like that's like a picture with my girl. Okay, Livy's tiny, Yeah,
you know, hilarious. So I think a lot of people
take picture with Livy will be taller and Paul's yeah,
watch this. I wonder if there's just a wonder, if

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there's just thousands of of dudes around the country that
have a picture with Livvy Dunn, but not really just
because Paul Skins took the picture half ahead and yeah,
didn't didn't want that to uh, didn't want that to happen.
That is pretty funny. But also did you see when
they announced that he won the cy Young did you
see the uh the dog? Their dog comes around the

(01:06:23):
couch like they're all cheering the dogs, like what's going on?
The dog comes around the couch in MLB posted this
on I think their Instagram and they zoomed in on
the dog like the video said, wait for the dog.
I'm like, the dog, what is this? And then all
of a sudden, the camera pans. You just see the
dog come around the couch like all you want? All right, Pirates,

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I'm not gonna let you put me in a bad mood,
Bob Dudding, I'm gonna miss him when he's gone. Damnit, Pirates,
with your your bibbleheads, I'm gonna miss yeah. Get all
your bibbleheads out of the way now, because this isn't
gonna last much longer. Paul Skins deserves to out of here.
He does not deserve to Pod Cheese. I'm getting fired godjeez. Allright,
let's get to another talkback message you can send him

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through the free iHeartRadio appro to us by the Pavement Group.
What's going on, Mike and Bob. It's Frances here from Charlotte. Hey.

Speaker 10 (01:07:13):
I don't know if y'all heard or not, but we
actually got a little bit of snow this week down here,
just a light dusting kind of like you get at
the smashhack for Devy Donut.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Okay, I don't want to tell you that was yesterday's show.
We don't need to talk about the snatch shack and
Debbie Donut. Light dusting down in Charlotte this week. That's
enough probably to bring the city to a halt down there.
Don't know what to do. Maybe he's just lying about
it so he can get whatever joke's off he's got.
But that's not the point of the call.

Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
I think the reason we got some snow today or
recently is because I also got a visit from Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Just like Chef Tom and yeah, here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:07:45):
He did tell me you're on thin ice, Mikey tell
he's telling two people. Maybe you need to reevaluate what's
going on, you know, Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Dealers, Jesus, Santa Claus is telling Frances and Charlotte. I'm
on thin Ice, got to be on your best. Panna's
going state by state telling telling people about you. Yeah,
Santa's you've been up to. Santa's apparently watching watching. Yeah,
let's get to another message here.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Good morning, Mike and Big Bob. This is Karen from Cannonsburg.
I question for putt Shack on Tuesday. I couldn't remember
if you guys said that you're doing like the stuff
a bus thing or not. Do we need to bring
a toy?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yes, Tuesday? This coming Tuesday at the put Shack there
Strip District Terminal five to seven. Everybody from the station
and Cam Heyward are going to be there. You bring
a new unwrapped toy. Uh for stuff a bus because
Strip District Terminal at put Shack they're collecting toys for
the month of November, So we start off stuff a
bus with hopefully a bus stuffed They did it last year.

(01:08:48):
Come see us, bring your toy, hand it over, take
a picture with us, take a picture with Cam, hang out,
do whatever you'd like. Yeah, we want everybody to come
down and see us. Yeah, bring a new unwrapped toy
to pot Shack anytime this month, but especially this coming Tuesday,
five to seven after work after school, bring the whole
family out, hang out with us and Cam Hayward and

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donate a toy for the Marines Toys for Tots program
and our Stufflebus campaign. All the details If you want
to meet Cam Hayward on Tuesday with us, I'll be
at the website nine to six one Kiss dot Com.
It's Mikey and Bob, Mike Yi and Bob. It's the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna
be cloudy and rainy out there today. Hi's in the

(01:09:32):
mid fifties. Just got a tweet here from PGH commenter,
is they're cake in the breakroom for Bill Crawford's last day?
Did everybody bring in a crock pot for a potluck celebration?
I don't think so. I haven't checked the breakroom today.
We just sort of stay in our studio and do
the show and then go to the bathroom maybe a

(01:09:53):
time or two. Yeah, yeah, we don't usually peruse the hallways.
But I don't know. Maybe there is some special treats
for Bill Crawford. It is Bill Crawford's final morning on
the DV Morning Show. There was no like all email though,
like yeah that there's Bill Crawford, goodbye something, nothing like that. Yeah,
we talked about it on the show yesterday. He's one

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of our best friends that we we we've worked with
here over the last He's been working on the DV
Morning Show for thirteen years, so we've known Bill the
whole time. He's uh, he's been working here. And you
will throw Bill a party in like a couple of
months or something. Maybe we should walk down to the
DV Morning Show studio and uh, just present Bill with

(01:10:36):
his going away gift from us. What's that dance? Oh,
exotic dance. I think I think Randy Bauman would love that.
Before the show ends, Yeah, before the show ends. They're
in the middle of a segment and we just say, hey,
we're here to did it's for Bill. We just kicked
the door open, come and thrusting crotch. We really should

(01:10:58):
have thought about this, because there's no there's no way
that Randy would be angry about that. Right if we
just came in just you know, underwear on. Oh, I'm
sure he would love it. Crotch thrust In. Yeah, I'm
sure he'd be a big fan. I don't think interrupted
the middle of their show. Whatever is going on. I
just heard a guitar uh in our performance studio. Oh wow,

(01:11:20):
so maybe they're doing like, uh, maybe they brought in
the Google dolls to play for Bill. Musical tribute for Bill.
Crawford could be on his final day. Yeah, he didn't
get fired or anything from the DV morning show. He
just wants to go do some comedy. We were talking
about this yesterday. But yeah, Bill's close friend of ours,
and yeah, we're sad to see him go. Hey, we
should take him with the Get Go Test kitchen right

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after the show. I mean, Bill, you have all these plans.
Bill is his own life, Mike. Yeah, he probably never
wants to see the building again. His children. Bill has
so much time now do so many things. He's like, well,
he's kind of doing stuff too. Hey, Bill, you don't
work here anymore, so we can do whatever we want

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guest kitchen. There's a little bit of everything going on
this weekend, but a lot of it, of course, has
to do with with with sports. The Penguins play two
pm today in Sweden. Some whippio playoffs tonight. There's some
playoffs tomorrow too. A lot going on. Also. Saturday, of course,

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is going to be huge on the North Shore, the
nation's college football spotlight on Pittsburgh for the pitt Notre
Dame game. College Game Day with you know, Pat McAfee
and Kirk Herb Street and everybody. Kicks off at noon. No,
the game kicks off at noon College Game Day from
nine to nine to noon and the gates open like

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six thirty am. Yeah, you can start getting down there early.
A lot of cool shots of the city, probably Pat
McAfee's kicking contest. Yeah, it's gonna be a whole thing.
And also how about them hans Man a little Yeah,
Riverhounds against Road Island at high Mark six thirty on Saturday,
Conference final game. It's a big it's a big deal
for the hans Man. It's gonna be a uh it's

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gonna be a good game. I think it's sold out
or I think there was standing room only tickets, but uh,
he might still be able to get in there. But
that's gonna be pretty fun too. And then on Sunday,
of course, it's it's wake up early watch the Penguins
over in Sweden. They play Nashville at nine am on Saturday.
Roll that right into the Steelers. Yeah, and then Steelers

(01:13:30):
Bengals perfect combo of course, one km on Sunday. All right,
that's a lot. That's a lot, Yeah, a lot, it is.
Kenny One has their Holiday lights, the Holidaylights. Yeah, that
season two. I think, uh, I think Light Up Night
Downtown is next uh next weekend. All happening, Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:51):
we're getting there and it happened. You're still wearing shorts, dude.
We're going to friends Giving today. We're getting there. Stuff
of us, a couple of weeks doing a stuff, a
bus event in a couple of days of camp. Yeah, right,
it's all happening. Man, It's gonna be twenty twenty six
before we know it happened. All right, what do you
want to name the podcast today? Bob Claude, Balls made

(01:14:14):
a toilet? Nest first name Claude, last name Balls, correct? Alright,
plod Balls made a toilet? Is your plumbing fixed now? Like, no,
it's a couple of days. They gotta like, I'm getting
all the pipes taken out, like all literally all the pipes, dude,
there's holes in my walls. And everything. I gotta get

(01:14:35):
dry wall done like it's a full ass process. So
the toilet that you went number two in yesterday, Oh,
they turned the water on when they left last night.
Oh okay. I was about to say Jesus, like they'll run,
they'll turn the water all off to the house and
then do like piece by piece. Okay, that's good. I
thought you were going back home to a toilet and

(01:14:56):
upstairs toilet that had now a couple of Bob number
two on it, twenty four hour logs just brewing in there,
wicked deuce. Oh god, all right, feel good about this week?
I do? I do? I do? I feel good? All right,
tell me what we did on the show this week,
then friendship, smiles and rainbows and unicorns. All right, everybody,

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have a good weekend. We'll talk to everybody on It's
gonna be fun on Monday. There's a lot of things
that are gonna happen this weekend that we're gonna have
to talk about on Monday and win or lose Steelers
Facebook comments on the show Monday. All right, that's it, bros.
Ryan sat Crush shows up right now. Get caught up
on the podcast if you missed anything and all the
best to our buddy from the DV morning show, Bill
Crawford that as he had his final show this morning,

(01:15:40):
and uh yeah, he's a friend for life and you're
gonna miss you, Bill, You're gonna miss him even though
you're not. I mean, he's not dead, right, he ain't
get fired. He just wants to go do some stand up,
all right. Ryan seacresses up next by smile at someone today,
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