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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, kiss Morning Freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I love when our listeners take us with them as
they're having uh you know, fun and life experiences and
they want us to be a part of it. So
I want to start the show today. Everybody, just go ahead,
I don't know, close your eyes maybe if you're not driving,
and put yourself PPG Paints Arena last night. Okay, everybody there,

(00:29):
there's three good looking dudes on stage.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
They're all brothers.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh yeah, okay, it's the Jonas Brothers and they're rocking
the arena last night. Right then, somebody decided they wanted
to tell us all about it. There was a moment
in the Jonas Brothers show where they said, a gotta
get my phone out, gotta get in touch with Mikey
and Bob.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So let's just start the show with this.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Onus did the terrible tal twirl mid concert whip whip
your phone on, y'alla tell Mike and Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I love it too.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's that you can hear the song ending in the
crowd going nuts too, So it's like he did it
at the end of the song maybe and like I
gotta tell him, I gotta tell him.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, Joe Jonas did the terrible down twe.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I love it. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
If you're famous and you come to Pittsburgh, whether you're
putting on a show or whatever you're doing, you just
getting tale. You twirling around, You're like, oh yeah, cheat coat,
the cheat coat here, Pittsburger. Oh you're Pittsburger for the day.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So thank you whoever that was that left us the message,
Jude terrible to.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Kiss, Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Yeah, of course Bob's still wearing
shorts today. You made it through the cold this week. Man,
you're on the other side of it now. I feel good.
It's gonna be sunny today. It was not bad this morning.
Yeahs are supposed to be near fifty today. Yeah, it's
not too bad out there. All right, let's get to

(02:11):
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Speaker 1 (02:20):
Talkback messages brought to was by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
They flapping wave, it's a clear wargions or aj I
say Paul, you say schemes.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Paul Schemes, Paul Schemes.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I say sigh, you say you cy yum, cy yum.
I say sell the team. You say Bob solid team,
Bob sell the team, Bob sell the team. Bob.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh ya aj I get started here, ag clear Water.
Appreciate bringing the heat.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, Paul Skeen's got it last night. Huh y cy
Young Award. He got all thirty first place boats. It
was unanimous. That's pretty sweet, right, it was even close. Yeah,
uh so, that's good. First Pirate to win the Cy
Young Award for the best pitcher in the National League
since Doug Dreyback back in nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hell of mustache on Dreybeck. You know, he had a
good one. He did have a good tickler on him.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
He just had one of those mustaches that looked like
it smelled like cigarettes. You know, I think any mustache
from the eighties is a cigarette mustache. You know, like
you couldn't escape cigarettes in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
They are everywhere smelled like smoking.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Go down in a restaurant, You're gonna get your a
cigarette smoking your mustache. Yeah, Doug Dreyback had a good mustache,
so Paul Skeins is your Cy Young Award winner? And
then what was this interview that happened? Because why did
this come out the same day as Cy Young Award?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, come on, convenient right uh.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
NJ dot COM's Randy Miller was talking to a teammate
of Skins who played with the Pirates in twenty twenty
four and twenty twenty five. He said, Paul Skeins has
no confidence the Pirates are ever going to win when
he's in Pittsburgh and he's hoping for a trade well
before he becomes a free agent in the twenty twenty
nine season. Skeen's former teammates said, trust me, he wants

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to play for the Yankees. I've heard him say it
multiple times. Of course, Paul Skeens isn't gonna be like,
yep confirmed, you know, yeah, But whatever, whatever teammate that was,
I don't think he's lying.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Honestly.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Who's the teammate talking to the guy at what was
it in New Jersey? Yeah dot com? Yeah, like Paul Skeens,
he should just sit out. He shouldn't even pitch anymore
for the Pirates. I'd be so angry if I'm Paul
Skeens next season, he's going to make eight hundred and
seventy five thousand.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Dollars in salary. That's not even possible.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
He's not eligible for salary arbitration until twenty twenty seven.
I'd be so mad. He's worth almost like fifty million
dollars a year, forty yeifty.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, somewhere in that for real, Like that's what he's worth.
That's the number.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And he's not even gonna make a million dollars in salary,
like you'll make over a million with all the other
stuff he does. Sure, but like just the Pirates paying
him less than a million dollars, it's it's horrible. It's
just not what he's worth. He's wasting his arm here.
It sucks, and it's all because of one dude. It's
Bob Nutting. It's him.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's the problem of everything.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Don't listen to a damn word, Ben Sherrington, the GMS,
don't listen to any of these lying snakes in the Pirates.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
They all stink.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Or if we're gonna have him for that cheap because
to spend the money on bat oh my god, go
give like three dudes like fifteen to twenty million dollars
a year to just come here and hit long shots
while Paul is pitching. That's like uh ah h. When
you draft a quarterback, that's what it is. And the
quarterback's playing on the rookie day still and you got
to surround it. You got somebody who can do some

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stuff because you know, the quarterbacks is gonna cost a
lot of quarterbacks are gonna get paid.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Paul Skins is QB one right now.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Ye, Except the only problem is the roonies aren't running
the pirates. Bob Nutting is running the pirates, and he's
running them right into the damn ground. Hey, congratulations Paul
Schemes Award Winner.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast. Oh gosh, some of the schemes.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Scream. The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Mikey and Bob's ninety six one
Kiss Morning Freak Show coming up on Tuesday. We're gonna
be at the Putt Shack and Strip District Terminal collected
new unwrapped toys for the Marines, Toys for Tots, and
to kick off our stuff Bus Toy Drive with our
guy Cam Hayward.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Can't wait to see Cam, Dude, this month is flying.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I know, it's like we're a couple weeks away from
stuff about Yeah, it's like the end of the year.
Almost When did this happen? That was Bob's still wearing shorts. Yeah,
I know what's happening. Yeah, Tuesday from five to seven pm.
Come bring a new unwrap toy. You can meet Cam,
get your picture with them and all that from five
to seven put shack located right there at Strict District Terminal.

(07:20):
Come see us all Tuesday from five to seven pm
with Cam Hayward. Hey, we got some well, I mean,
we sort of knew this was happening, but the news
officially became public yesterday. The DV Morning Show, right they are,
they're losing one of their members. Bill Crawford is stepping

(07:42):
away from the DV Morning Show after being on the
show for thirteen years. Box you know Randy Bauman, Abby
over there and Mike Persuda and their producer Jacob they're
two doors down from us right now, we're all here
in the morning together. They are right down the hall
from us, And honestly, Bill is one of our best

(08:03):
friends that we work with. If there's nobody in this building,
that makes us laugh as hard as Bill craw Nobody
can make me a Bob laugh like Bill Crawford does.
Like when Bill Crawford is just talking to us and
it's just us three, it is some of the the
heartiest laughs I've ever had. Like Bill Crawford has made
my stomach cramp up from laughing so hard. So many times.

(08:27):
We've just had awesome times over the years with Bill Crawford.
He used to come up to our uh when we
would do in January, like our Seven Springs takeover. Yeah, dude,
there there was one night where Bill was well, I mean,
we were all doing a lot of drinking at Seven
Springs and he was so it was funny because I

(08:48):
posted some pictures of him yesterday just you know, giving
him a goodbye and we love you, Bud and all that.
And I was going through old pictures of Bill Crawford.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
And.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
The one that made me smile the most was at
Seven Springs. In the foggy goggle, Bill is behind Bob
just covering him in paper towels. He has a roll
of paper towels that he took from the table at
some Springs and he's wrapping you like a mummy.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
In it.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
That was also the night where he took two bottles
of Heinz ketchup and like stone cold Steve Austin with beers,
you know, him on the table and then was juice
on the juice and Heinz ketchup right in his mouth. Yeah. Yeah,
we've had some good time with our friend Bill here.

(09:36):
I I went with Bill Crawford to Barrel and Flow.
You know, the the the black beer fests that we
have here in Pittsburgh. It's such a huge beer fest.
You should support it every year if you don't already.
But me and Bill Crawford went one year, and uh,
you know, it's it's cool. You just get to, you know,

(09:56):
see a bunch of different breweries and stuff like that,
and other breweries from other cities, and it's all like
you know, black owned and all that stuff. So me
and Bill are there and we're waiting in line for food,
and all of a sudden Bill looks at this guy
and just goes hooty. And I'm thinking, in my head, dude,
you what you can't just like just yell hootie, because like,

(10:20):
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And then it tells me a story. The guy comes
up to me.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
He's like Bill, and he's like he knew him right right,
and his nickname was Hooni. But in my mind, I'm
thinking Bill just saw this guy, thought he looked like.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Hooty from Hooty and the Blowfish. He goes Hooty, you.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Know, thought it was Darius Rucker or something like that.
So now me and Bill just have the inside joke.
We'll just yell Hooty at him. And yeah, it's just
he's a great dude. It's really sad to see him go.
But he he was doing stand up before, he was
on the DV morning show, and he's gonna, you know,
do some dream chasing and get back on the road
and doing stand up and stuff like that. So you know,

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if Bill's ever back in the city or doing a
end up gig, definitely go see him and support him.
He is, Uh, he'll continue to be one of our
really good friends. And it just sucks that we're not
going to work two doors down from him. Can we
have no Crawford as a guest now that he's.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Not, I know, like, yeah, I think we can.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
H Well, I mean, yeah, let's just sign our contract
first before we start asking those questions. That's a good
point too, you Bob past like you Bob, It's ninety
six to one, Kiss Morning, Freak Show. We'll get to
today in Freak Show history coming up next. Here in
a minute, Governor Shapiro signed a fifty billion dollars state

(11:40):
budget to end the uh the political standoff that was
going on for more than four months.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
So you know that's good. Probably good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
And then also yesterday, the record long government shutdown for
the federal government ended as President Trump signed the the
new funding bill right that's been holding up the government
for a while now. It includes fully funding SNAP benefits
through September.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
It'll take a while for things to get back to
normal though, travelers, you know, if you're flying, there were
over nine hundred flights in and out of the US
canceled yesterday. It also varies when SNAP recipients will receive
their full benefits.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
It varies like state by state. I guess we got.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Two weeks to Thanksgiving. Like you can say, it's gonna
take a little while. Somebody better ramp the damn thing up. Yeah,
we can't. We can't have people missing SNAP benefits on Thanksgiving. Also,
there's a new funding cliff in Congress on January.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Thirtieth, so that's when we'll do this all again.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But also yesterday, Speaker the House Mike Johnson announced that
he would put a bill compelling the release of the
Justice Departments Jeffrey Epstein case files do a vote the
House floor next week. Earlier in the day, there was
a huge release of Epstein documents from the Republican led
House Oversight can and emails released. You mentioned Donald Trump

(13:02):
I named multiple times in private correspondence over the last
fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
So that stuff's all going on. That gonna get interesting.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Now, let's take you back to a moment the show
that made us laugh made a smile.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It is time for today in freak Show history. Here today.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
History story.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Bob, Why don't you tell everybody what today is for
your family?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
The big day?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, my son Jack officially gets his license today. Yeah,
let's go to Jack's get your license day.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Man, I love when we hit these milestones with our
kids because it makes people also feel old that have
been listening to us forever, like since our kids we're born. Yeah, uh, Bob,
and Becca's youngest Jack, Yeah yeah, gets his driver's license today,
which solo if you've been listening to the show long enough.

(14:07):
You know what happened when Jack got his driving permit.
Let's all relive the mailbox incident. So we took him
uh to a parking lot and had him, you know,
practice parking lot.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
So my wife Rebecca was brave yesterday and she's just like,
you can drive up and down the street. Now, let's
dry this out. Yeah, nothing wrong with the street, by
the way. You live at the end of a block too.
Yeah you know, you don't know. You're not a big street,
not a lot of traffic at all. Yeah, you know,
just whatever. So he's going back and forth and everything's
going great, good time. He clipped my neighbor's mailbox and

(14:43):
completely blew it off the the mailbox there.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He took out your neighbor's mailbox.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, yeah, so one mailbox down on the first day
of driving on.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
A regular street. So it's legend, first day with legend,
legend out there just down these streets. Not even anything
to be ashamed about. Jack's a legend man mailboxes.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Mailbox is not safe. Hey, Jack White, come over Uncle
Mike's house. I'll tell you about all the driving Me
and your dad used to do together.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Trust me.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We we had some encounters with mailboxes. Also used to
drive on people's lawns for fun, a long job action
we used to do. All right, here's the You will
hear Bob's wife Becca telling uh his son Jack.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
To uh she gave him too clear, like this is true.
It's great.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I got was old gas and no break, no gas,
no breaks, Jack, Watch out now like the mail everybody's okay.
You know it's just a mailbox.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Car is fine. Mailboxes fine. You hear the mailbox fly though,
stop stop, and then just.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It sounds like the mailbox went fifty yards.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
It does.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
It sounds like somebody violent took a baseball bat and
was playing mailbox baseball. And uh, it sounded like Becca
was driving and Jack was outside the window boom and
just blasted your neighbor's mailbox with baseball bat.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But hey, I job Jack, first down the road.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Hey listen, we all, I didn't even pass my driving
test the first time I could do it. I don't
even know if I could successfully parallel park without it
taking me four or five times. Sorry, buddy, you know
they think just a little more parking lot of time
before we hit the main streets out here telling you
what though the video of the first day driving taking
out the neighbor's mailbox some memory for.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
A lifetime out there forever. She's Mike and Bob.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
It's a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show
coming up on Tuesday, joining us with Cam Hayward at
the Pot Shack down there in the Strip District Terminal
five to seven pm.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
You can get your picture with Cam.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Just bring by a new unwrapped toy to the pot
Shack Tuesday five to seven pm with all of us
from the station and and Cam Hayward. It's mikey Bob
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. By the way, we're still
giving away Stellar tickets. Let me go see the Steelers
hopefully beat the crap out of the Bengals on Sunday
one pm game. All you gotta do is get on

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the free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah you know what it is?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black
and yellow.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah boy, good boy, Here we go.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Sealers. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Here we go, Seealers, here we go. Whoa, Yeah, let's
do it bad. I like it. I like it, you
know what? I like it? I like it.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
She'side from Stellar like, yeah, I like you. Right, Let's
get to another one here.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Good morning, guys, and those Steelers I'm calling today, nominate
my daughter for the Steeler tickets for this weekend. She
is in the healthcare field and has been in training
for the last ten years. Came back to Pittsburgh to
take care and serve the women of this fine area,
and she would love to go to the game this weekend.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
She's been in training for ten years or doctors she
trying to be. What kind of specialists is that?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Oh? Good for her? Yeah, get to another one here.
Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is Tyler, call him
from Dormont. Here we go Steelers.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
They're gonna come back and beat the Bengals this time
down in the North Store.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Let's go Stiller. The season's gonna be back after sign
th Monday.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're gonna come in here and be like, guys, that's
what we're looking for, you know. Defense just plays nasty. Yeah,
you were some touchdowns. It all fields right again. Yeah,
we're gonna be okay, right.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Well I think so, No, I think so.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, let's hear from Aaron Rodgers Steelers quarterback here,
let me get the X Files music out. Aaron Rodgers
was asked about the offense and if there's things that
the offense can work on.

Speaker 8 (19:09):
Yeah, there's some things we can work on, for sure.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm not gonna tell you, Aaron Rodgers ain't gonna tell
you what they can work on.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Are you not gonna tell you?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Aaron Rodgers talking about countering, you know, defenses and switching
up when they're trying to obviously stop the Steelers on offense.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
Probably a lot of confidence in our ability to counter
whatever anybody throws our way.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Hell, yeah, we're good. All right, We're good, Aaron.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Aaron says, let him throw anything our way, whatever it is,
We're good.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
He's confident.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay, here's Aaron Rodgers just talking about how a team
rebounds from a loss.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
It's just consistency, if the if the process is right,
you know, you don't have to make any major changes.
If freaking out, it's you know, it's the nature of
the league. There's gonna be a you know, a stinker
every now and then. You just got to bounce back,
get back to the things you do, and get back
in your routine and try and be better than next week.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Just like life, there's a stinker every now and then
everybody poops.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I don't I don't know if we needed that truth,
you know what we might need. Marquez Veldez Scantling MVS.
Nobody wants to say his full name.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, everybody says MVS, MVS. He's wide receiver. Steelers got
him now. I'm like practice squad. He used to play
with Aaron Rodgers though, so they out of connection. Here's
Aaron Rodgers talking about the.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I mean, I love MVS. We got a lot of
history together.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
If he's ready and he's showing him practice that he's
got a grasp of the offense, and I'm sure they'll
put him out there.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
My gosh, he's not saying, but he's sure.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
He looks do it out there. They're gonna put him
out there. Let's get to another entry for Steller's tickets.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Here have aligned When the Stillers win this week, will
have six wins and the Bengals will have seven losses.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Six seven.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Here we go, give me those tickets.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, you don't win. No, I'm just calling you right now.
I know we pick it randomly, but I'm taking her
entry right now.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
She does not win, Mike and Bob. It's the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Tomorrow we're doing
our friends giving event at the Get Go Test Kitchen.
Got a couple listeners that are coming with us and
bringing some friends and yeah, we should have a damn
good time tomorrow after the show.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's a great time, man. We just get to hang out.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, Get Go Test Kitchen after the show tomorrow. Today
is Starbucks Red Cup Day.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
You know people were losing their minds over the bar
east the cups. Yeah, it's Red Cup Day. That's where
you get the red cup that you can reuse. Okay, yeah,
another cup for the Yeah, you have a Do you
have a cabinet in your kitchen that I.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Just don't even want to talk about my my cup cupboard?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Do you have one?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I have one.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I definitely have one, like a Starbucks red cup, just
like a collection of random cups that don't Yeah, the
top shelf used.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah it's bad, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I have a skull mug from uh guy Fiers. I
don't even know what it's called, but I got it
in an airport. I want to say, maybe Atlanta, Like
we were just stuck waiting to fly somewhere, and we
had got the collectible cup. We went and ate a
guy Vieri's and I saw the big giant skull mug

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and I'm like, I have to have that.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I have used it one time since I brought it home,
taking that home with me. I have some bad cups,
you know. I think I got a plastic one that's
starting to fade.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
It's a I think I got Chris Kunitz Penguins cup.
I got pen cups too, over old Pittsburgh sports cups.
Everybody has them, right, everybody has them right, stack of them.
Everybody has them all right. It's time to get to
the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Bob.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
This is just one of our favorite things on the
show because there's a lot of things that happen in
the city that don't make the news, that don't make websites,
don't make the paper or anything like that, you know,
just the stuff that is happening, but you know, might
not get a mention other than the Pittsburgh Police scanner.
And this is just a couple of people who listened
to the scanner. They made like social media accounts for it,

(23:32):
PGH Scanner. They have their own website pghdash scanner dot com.
They have merched now they do a hell of a job,
and it is time to find out what is happening.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
In and around our city.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Carrick caller said her boyfriend, oh boy, discovered her OnlyFans
account and he got a big problem with it.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why didn't need to call the cops for that?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Just?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Is he out of control? Just like wrecking the house?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I mean, if if he's got a problem with having
an only fans forbidden a lady trying to make the
money around, Come on, man, Carrack boyfriend, what are you doing.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Wrong? He's just trying to provide for the household.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Little only fans on the side. Bob's got one. We
don't talk about it though, you weren't supposed to say that,
you know, all right, I'm gonna stop only cheeks. It's called.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
For, uh for people who like big beautiful butt cheeks.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
The triple be the big beautiful butgings also happening downtown
staying with sparking Garage security says it like eight kids
stole fire extinguisher and they're unloading it on past and cars. Right, kids,
you know, we all do dumb stuff like that though,

(25:06):
you know it's dumb. Yeah, and if you're in one
of those cars, you don't want that to happen. Yeah,
you want to You want to put all those eight
kids in jail for the rest of their lives. Yeah, yeah,
you probably want to pull over your car and kick
those kids ass. And you can't kick kids' asses though,
that's a bad thing. You're not allowed to beat up kids.

(25:29):
Those kids are having a core memory day though, Oh
they are. They are, for sure. They're having the time
of their life. I remember, like every time in my
life I cause destruction to someone else's personal property, you know,
like I dude, I remember fifth grade down by the creek,
and it goes with uh Derek Fox.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, and we're just throwing rocks at cars, oh man.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Also happening in and around our city, Brighton Heights, callers
said to some old guy wearing a zip up jacket
and joggers threatened to chop up the construction workers for
making so much noise. All right, Bud, chop the ball,
take a lap man. Construction's gotta get done someplace.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Did you have a sword out chop them? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
He's making threats, though he went out there in the
zip up and joggers. Hey, their matching sweatsuit. Take your
ass back of the mouse. Not the same guy that
complains there's too many potholes on the street.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Then when they come to fix it, that's your lot
around here.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's the kind of guy that when they drive downtown,
they deserve to get their car blasted by eight kids
with a fire extinguisher.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
That's the kind of guy that does.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's the kind of guy that hopefully maybe his significant other,
his wife or a girlfriend, has an only fans account,
and it's nasty.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
And there's vegetables involved. Vegetables.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Mikey, Bobs and six one Kiss Morning Freak Show stream
us live on the free iHeartRadio appen. If you miss
any of the show, you can get caught up later
with our Mikey and Bob podcast. Hey, we got some
good pirates news. Yesterday, Paul Skeens won the National League
cy unanimous winner, getting all thirty first place bolts. He's

(27:19):
the first pirate to win the cy Young get it
without having a winning record.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
First pirate to win the cy Young since Doug Drey
back back in nineteen ninety. Here was Paul Skeens on
winning the Cy Young.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Yeah, I mean, winning it is one thing. It being
a unanimous decision is another. It's pretty you know, it's
pretty special. The Cy Young Award is the Cy Young Award,
like everybody, every baseball fan knows it. You know, I've
had I've had a month to think about it now
after the seasons ended, and what it would mean and
that kind of thing. And basically the answer that I've come,

(27:53):
you know, come upon is that it doesn't change anything
about the season that I had, whether I win it
or not. It's the same way I thought about the
Rookie of the Year Award last year. It's a you know,
it's a tremendous honor, but you know, it's about we
play this game because we we love the game, and
we love to pitch, and we love to win and
be in baseball. We are stewards of this game. And

(28:14):
Cy Young Award or not, it doesn't change that. And
I'm you know, so grateful obviously to win the award,
but just being able to play the play the game.
You know, one hundred and sixty two games in my
first full big league season, I was healthy the whole time,
and those are the those are the sweetest parts about it.
I think from this past year.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
There's Paul Skins talking about winning the cy Young Award.
He was he was asked some interesting questions. He was asked,
you know when he trade his pitching dominance for for wins?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I mean, of course he would.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
I thought about this over the past month. I would
trade in a heartbeat. The focus needs to be, you know,
winning a World Series in Pittsburgh. We haven't done it
since nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
That's go tell Bob, go to his office, let him
know and tell Bob.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
That's the goal. Whatever it leads to, the plan is,
you know, to be there next year. So I'm on
the Pirates. My goal is to win with the Pirates.
I love the city of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh my gosh, Paul, I mean, you're just saying all
the things that we want to hear. He was then asked,
you know, how can the Pirates win?

Speaker 9 (29:13):
But that's that's kind of what I think we need
to to get back to. Is that gritty, blue collar
personality what Pittsburgh ish.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Myll Yeah, Paul Skans is saying next year, these boys
are wearing hard hats and bringing port amount of damn.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I feel like, can.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Right now this god, right now, Oh my god, Paul
skiings toward the top of my Washington like the pot
hockey side on fire.

Speaker 9 (29:43):
So I'm going to push for that. I know there
are others that are going to push for that, and
then whoever's new the organization, they're going to realize real quick,
that's what that's what the goal is.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
So well, all right, all right, listen, they don't talk
too much, Paul, because you don't get too crazy here.
If people come in from the outside, like if we
had some free agents, some new players this year, they
know what they're walking into. Yeah, yeah, this is their
last resort. Remember when Rowdy t LEAs was defending David

(30:12):
Bednard and he's like, we don't do that around here,
and then he quickly found out we do do that
around here because it's the Pirates. Here was Paul Skeins again.
He wins the Cy Young Award unanimous, first one for
the Pirates to win since nineteen ninety. It's a really
cool thing, like this guy is a generationally good baseball player. Dude,
He's he's obviously the face of the franchise for the Pirates.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
He's the face of the damn MLB, like he had,
one of the main people. Yes, he was talking about here.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Obviously he wasn't here for it, but just hearing about
Buctober in the blackout.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Ugh.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Just some of the greatest sporting events ever in Pittsburgh
of this generation. It's the only thing anybody has When
the Pirates had the wild card runs talking about.

Speaker 9 (31:00):
It, Yeah, I mean I watched it as a fan.
Everybody in Pittsburgh talks about that. My agent actually, I
don't even think he was an asient.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
At that point.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
He was at that game and he and he.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
Said that it was the coolest atmosphere he's ever been
to in sports. Yeah, it's you know, the city is
craving it. The fans are craving it. This isn't this
isn't my city.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
I'm not from.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
Pittsburgh, you know. I'm adopted by by this city and
uh and the fans are the ones, the fans that
show up for us when we're you know, winning. I
personally love that. If we're losing, the fans don't show
up in the in the same numbers. It's not like
Chicago or Saint Louis. If you want fans, you gotta win.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hey, this guy rules on a line. This guy is
this guy. We are in love with this guy line
Bob Nutting, Oh man, you deserve.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Flaming bags of dog poop schemes just slides in.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, when we don't win, nobody's going to show up.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's just that's he says. He likes it. That's what
I like.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I like when the rest of the country's like, Pittsburgh
has this guy who's a cy young guy like and
nobody's even showing up. Yeah, team stinks. We're doing it
because Bob Nutting screw you. Nothing against Paul Skeans. And
then Paul sken says, hey, when you don't show up
because we stink.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I like it. Oh. And then there was a report
that said he wanted to go to the Yankees.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It was like a former teammate that said, hey, Paul
Skeins wants to be a Yankee.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
He was asked about that.

Speaker 9 (32:28):
I don't don't I don't know where that came from.
The goal is to win, Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know the reporter that reported it. I don't know
the player who who supposedly said that. But the goal
is to win, and the goal is to win in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah, Paul, Unfortunately that does not seem like it's going
to be a possible thing as long as Bob Nutting
owns the team.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Your goal, Paul, But yeah, we know how this is
going to end, Paul.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
And the owner has to invest a little more money
to be everybody's goal. They got to do something this offseason. Man,
but saying all the right thing. Yeah, they have a unicorn.
They literally have aorn.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
They do.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Unanimous Cy Young Award winner. Congratulations to Paul Skans, Mike
and Bob's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Uh huh Backyard Hoops Brawl Time pit at West Virginia
Men's Basketball tonight.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Also, uh, Season three of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
is on Hulu tonight.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It's a big show. It is. You tap into it.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
No, No, I haven't tapped into any of the Real
Housewives shows yet because it's uh, I know if I
tap in, it's going to be a problem, and I
don't have time for any of the Real Housewives of
any City Housewives.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I really watched. I like that. Atlanta. Atlanta was my favorite.
Atlanta Ago.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, Real Housewives of Atlanta. That juice, that good juice.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I watched a little bit of the Salt Lake one
when they started. Yeah, I think we did too, But yeah,
I haven't really dug in. They've done so many different spinoffs.
It's like its own multiverse. Yeah, it's like ninety day
Fiance where it's just like it's its own sort of economy.
All right, let's get to another talkback message. You're sitting
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(34:21):
Pavement group.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hi boys.

Speaker 12 (34:22):
It Emily with the Sloth Pinky.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Hey, Emily with the swath Pinky.

Speaker 12 (34:27):
I have a quick funny story that me and my
seven year old experience yesterday. We felt like we were
living our very own naked story on you guys' show.
So there's this older gentleman in our area that's like
typically hitchhiking that we always see on the side of
the road.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah. I feel like a lot of cities have that
one person, and he might see walking around the city
all the time.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
You know, and we always, I don't know, we've always
noticed him. Anyways, fast forward to yesterday, we're hopping on
three seventy six on the on ramp and we see
the guy and I go, look, Joe, there's the guy.
Why is he on this out of the highway. He
shouldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
It's good parenting, right there, guy on the side of
the highway. Never end up on the side of the highway.
Shouldn't be there.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
I drive past.

Speaker 12 (35:07):
My daughter looks stack and cheesy's a full noon. She
covers her eyes and she screams and she's.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Like, mom, I think signs that crack.

Speaker 12 (35:14):
Oh no, oh my god. And of course I told
you to look. This isicuously in the whole way home.
She was embarrassed, and I'm like, oh my god. We're
living Mikey and Big Bob stories right now. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, real life naked story. Take a look back there,
it's a guy on the side of the highway. He's
not supposed to be there. Oh peekaboo, surprise park parkway
cheeks really got some bock crack.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I got some bought crack action there.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
By the way, Speaking of somebody getting naked, there's always
people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news, making our show.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's time for a naked store. Here we go.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
It's time for another Naked story on the ninety sixth
one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bab.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
This is down South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
A man was arrested for allegedly doing donuts while naked
in a church parking lot. Naked in the car nickname,
I call her Donuts Officer.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
She's a lady sweet, She's a lady of the night.
Call her Missdonuts. Street named Donuts.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Round ten forty five police responded to a report of
a naked man driving recklessly. When they arrived, they found
empty beer cans and the tire marks consistent of somebody
that was doing.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Donuts in the parking lot. I thought this was America, officer.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Officers got another call while they were in the church
parking lot bought a car stopped in the middle of
the road with its horn blaring and traffic blocked. The
driver was a thirty six year old man found only
wearing underwear and a tank top with a blanket wrapped
around him, just out there in Miller honkin. If you're
horny man, letting everybody know, getting the horny honks in.
Officers smelled a strong smelled alcohol on his breath and

(37:09):
a search of vehicle turned up a scale in white
powder that tested positive for crack cocaine. All he was
hit with multiple charges. But you know, maybe he was
just naked in a church parking lot because he wanted
to go see his lady friend named Donuts dance. Maybe

(37:32):
she's an exotic dancer. If you got a sweet tooth tonight,
you've come to the right place. Welcome to the snatch Shack.
Because when these ladies dance, they're gonna snatch those dollars out.

(37:55):
That's why it's called the snatch shack, because they snatch
up the dollars where you go. Don't leave me, don't
leave me. They're snatching up dollars. Dude, don't leave me. Man,
don't leave me. Get back here. I got more to
tell you about.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Oh, let me tack myself back in. Sit down. We're
gonna we all right. She smells like big goods and
sweet treats.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
For twenty dollars, you can sprinkle powdered sugar anywhere on
her body.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Well, that just powdered sugar.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
The cops phone minor been offsters is powdered sugar, not cocaine.
That's it's called the snatch shack. Because you snatched the
dollars up once you have done your dancing. Oh, welcome
to the stage.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Debbie Donuts.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh, Debbie Donuts. Oh, Debbie Donuts, and guess one for
one one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
She'll show you her donut hole.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Ooh, Debbie Donuts showing off the donut hole. Ooh, Debbie
Donuts showing and off or donut hole.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Ooh, Debbie Donuts showing off for donut hole.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Oh, Debbie Donuts showing up for donut hole.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's a naked person making the show once again. You
feel good about that?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
No, I do, I do, Mike and Bob, It's the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Saturday is gonna be awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
College game day on the North Shore before Pitt and
Notre Dame at noon.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Then at night it's.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
River Hans taking on Rhode Island US CELL Conference Finals.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It's gonna be a big night down there. A little
hand Tom action.

Speaker 14 (39:55):
What going on?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Man? That's go Hans hon, Yes, of course, versus gonna
be pretty cool on Saturday. Let's get smart your talkback messages.
Always love when you're part of the show, not just
listening to it. You could send it through the free
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Speaker 1 (40:13):
Hey, Mike imbab Stacey Permianbridge. Will Hard got activated? And
where the hell has he at? Cock up been? Wow,
that's a lot right there.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, Will Hard the Steelers, you know, late round draft pick.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
He's been out for a while, he's been activated. Well, Howard,
he's active. So it's Aaron Rodgers, it's Mason Rudolph and
We'll Hard.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I feel like everybody's forgotten about Mason Rudolph at this point.
We have we have because if Aaron Rodgers' leg falls off,
it's Will Hard time. I want Will Hard. It's probably not, No,
it's probably not. It's probably Mason Rudolf. But everybody's gonna
be like, let's see what Will Hard can do? Right,
But you gotta see what he can do? Yeah, well Hard,
you get a sniff. Now he's active. Now he's got

(40:56):
to play like four bad games in a row for
the fans to move on, right, right, But on last
Aaron Rodgers wins us the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's gonna be what about that Will Hard? He might
be a guy. It might be a guy.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
I think we got our guys be a little hard. Yeah,
so well hard, you know, back with the team and
activating and all that. Let's get to another talkback message.
It's our buddy chef John.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Hey, Mike, Key and Bob, but your boy chef John.
I gotta tell you about an experience that I had
just last night. Actually, So I'm sitting on the couch
and I hear this noise that sounds almost like something's
like in my ceiling. The weirdest sounds over my life.
She noticed it too. Our dogs even like perked up

(41:44):
because they heard something. So I'm walking around my house.
I kind of identify where this is coming from, and
I'm hearing it closer to my office, which is where
are fireplaces. As I get close to the fireplace, the
sound gets loud or it's like rustling around or something.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I'm wondering that, dude, didn't you have bats in your
Uh dude, I've had bats. I've had birds. I had
birds down the chimney before. Yeah, yeah, and there's nothing
you can do. I think they're protected if I remember right, like,
but nobody will go in and remove them because, yeah,
the bird, the type of bird that gets into your chimney.
It's a specific bird. I forget that. Yeah, yeah, I

(42:22):
been through all this. Okay, Yeah, you hear the rustling. Yeah,
and if it's in the kidney, if it's in the chimney, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Is there like a squirrel on top of my my
chimney or something, or what's what's happening? So I decide
to go outside. So I get out there, and I
can vaguely make out that there's something up there that
just shouldn't be up there. And I have a so
I shine my flashlight up there to see what it is.
And there is a person, a person on my roof.

(42:52):
What So I look up there and I shout and
I'm like, dude, what are you doing on my roof?
And he looks at me and I can make out
his eyes in the dead of night, and he says,
I'm Sanna, And you tell Mikey he's on fain ice.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yeah, what set up? What it's set up? Santa Claus
whole time. By the way, Chef John, first of all,
good job. I was bought all the way in thinking
it's gonna be the the chimney swift birds, and yeah,
he doesn't know what to do, and they're in his

(43:26):
chimney's here in rustling.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Something's moving into the ceiling. Now.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
The whole story was a lie so he could get
to Santa Claus said, Mikey's on thin ice. A message
for you, A message for me. The whole thing was
a message for me from Santa Claus. Is it Santa's
on telling you you're on thin ice season? I think
we're here now right, Santa's been watching. He's up on
by the way, Chimney, Hey bad, ain't no real, Sanna?

(43:52):
What in the Batman Santa was this?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Here's a here's what Santa Claus sound like?

Speaker 10 (43:57):
And he says, I.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Know Santa Claus. Santa Claus don't sound like that.

Speaker 10 (44:05):
Ice?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
What sort of mysterious?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
He didn't even w ho ho up there? That ain't
no sant I don't trust that they know who that is.
I'm not unfair.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Herbert up there, got Chimney, Perbert Santa suit in the
Batman Man Kiss by You Bob.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
It is the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Tomorrow Friday, Penn's play in the afternoon two PM game
against Nashville because they're in Sweden and then Penn's play
against Nashville nine am on Sunday in Sweden. I like
it on our schedule two pm game.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
That's beautiful, My god, go home show Friday, if you'd
be out, dude.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
We're gonna go from the show tomorrow to the Get
Go Tech kitchen, eat so much food.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
We're basically gonna be putting a food induced chef Tom Comer,
and then how about a little bit let's go back.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Home and watch the Pens playing Sweden. Oh geez, nice,
I like it. Let's get to Cam Hayward here. We
love Cam Hayward. Cam Heyward's gonna be hanging out with
us this coming Tuesday at the Putt Shack at the
Strip District Terminal because we're collecting new unwrapped toys for
Stuff of Us, our yearly toy.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Drive for the Marines, Toys for Topic. We're stuff in
the first bus already.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, that's what the terminal is doing down there, Strip
District and you can be a part of it. Five
to seven Tuesday, coming up on the eighteenth me, Bob
tul Kathy, Cam Hayward, you can come hang out. Just
bring a new unwrapped toy Now let's get to Cam
Hayward's podcast, not just football.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
He's basically saying what he should say.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Everybody, calm, don don't ride the wave of the ups
and downs of the season. Don't get too high, don't
get too low, and very much spoken like a sitcom dad.
It's Cam Hayward. Man, he's dead, but it's always gotten
the lessons in calm voice. Here's Cam Hayward just talking

(46:14):
about don't ride the way, don't ride don't all right,
let me try this again. Here's Kim Hayward talking about
don't ride the way.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
You know, I know everybody is on high alert. Everybody
is ready to call the season what it is. But
more ball to be played, more, more time to get back.
Gotta be positive about it. We gotta quit ride in
this wave.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Man, this feels like me talking to my daughter about
like a failed math test or something like that.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Gotta be positive by get him the next test.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
You know, Teammates, fans, you name it. We gotta just
go out there and just be ready for each game.
It's not a discredit to anybody, but more football to
be played and we gotta be better lead.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's Cam Hayward right there telling everybody calm don just
gotta be better, don't ride the wave. And then Cam
Hayward was asked, if you could be in one TV
or and or movie universe, what would you be in?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Now, this is the kind of stuff we want to
hear from Cam Hayward.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
And if he doesn't say Star Wars, I'm gonna be
upset and I'm gonna have words with him on Tuesday Oday.
You're gonna judge him here, aren't Cam Hayward, whether he
knows it or not, is my Star Wars buddy.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
So here's Cam Hayward on what movie and TV universe
he wants to be in.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I think I would have a lot of fun on
like the Star Wars movie universe.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I think that's that's my guy right there, that's my
Star Wars bud, Cam Hayward.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Should I bring my lightsaber on Tuesday? I shouldn't bring
my lightsaber?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Right, Jedi Bodies, Hey.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Bring my lightsaber? I can't do that. Just keep it
in the back seat, Okay, put in the car. Let's
get to Cam's TV fantasy visually.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
But then this is this is really visual.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Put me in the office and like, give me like
a desk job, and I think that would be even
more visually funny.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, Cam gets it.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I feel like Cam has the juice to actually end
up in some type of Star Wars show movie.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Dave Filoni, right, yeah, Dave Filoni, the guy that's from
Pittsburgh is basically one of the top dudes making Star
Wars stuff. Cam. We gotta get with Filony.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Can we all go into all of us Star Wars
bar we need to be That's it, that's all we
want to be.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Don't need to be main characters who just put us
in a Star Wars bar. That's it.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Are there any fat Stormtroopers? I mean, I'm not talking
about guys that dress up for Halloween in the actual movies.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I was trying to because I've ever seen a fat
storm and.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I'm like, dude, I've seen so many fat Stormtroopers before
and it's kind of sad.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
But no, no, I've seen them, but not no, not
official ones. Those are just comic con ones right there. Okay,
those are the ones that go to conventions. Those aren't
actually ones that are doing anything.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I don't think there's no, there's not there's not a
plumper Stormtroopers in the Star Wars bar. Yeah, we can't
be Yeah, I can't be Stormtroopers because stormtroopers have those
like white plates on them, like the protective gear, and
all that stuff makes look weird.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Man, you and Cam Hayward wouldn't fit in stormtrooper gears
in some makeup.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Man, give me thirty five nipples and he just set
me at the Star Wars. Oh my gosh, thirty five
nipples long ones too.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Man, See the problems not me and you, it's our listeners.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Because somebody's gonna come up to Cam Hayward on Tuesday
with us standing right there and be like, hey, Cam called.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Dave Filoni wants to show off thirty eight long nipples,
and he's gonna be like, why why do I do
anything with you guys? Why why am I here? That's
harassed me?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
All right, come hang out with us and Cam Hayward,
and it's all for a great cause. The Marines Toys
for Tots as the Strip District Terminal putt Shack there
helps us stuff the first Bus for Stuff of Us,
which officially kicks off after Thanksgiving Robinson Town Center, but Tuesday,
November eighteenth, This coming Tuesday five to seven PM with

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all of us from the station and Cam Hayward from
the stillers on that Mike You Bob tonight six one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Pretty nice out today it's gonna
be sunny with highs near fifty degrees.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Not bad. I got it, uh man. I got a
busy day today. We got a meeting him to the show.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I take my wife Jamie to the dentist like a
three point thirty. I'm gonna have this window in the afternoon, though,
I gotta get out there and get these leaves.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Man. Leaves are leaves are a problem right now. Don't
you have a leaf sucker?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, dude, I do, and I cannot wait to use it.
I can't wait to use it. I love doing the leaves.
I don't rake the leaves. I vacuum my lawn. It's
the best. Is the push thing or do you strap
it on your back. It's got a wheel if you want,
or you can just carry the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
You basically carry it like a bazooka, like a big cannon. Right. Wow,
it's got a bag on it. Just you just vacuum
up the leaves. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Sometimes I hold it up, but then you know your
arms get a little tired, the just.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Put it down, wheel it and then it's basically you're
vacuuming your lawn. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's the best big day for you. You don't have power washing.
I like making good lines. Oh man, love it. Let's
get to a talkback message here. A little bit earlier
in the show, we were doing a story about some
naked guy doing donuts in the parking lot, and then
I went into a whole thing, how there might be
a female named Debbie donuts and it was a whole thing.

(52:00):
And she danced at the snatch Shack because she snatched
the dollars up and she's an exoct dancer.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It's a whole thing. And then we got this message morning,
Mike and Bob. It's off, Lady Amy, I just had
to call and tell you that when you said the
snatch Shack, I literally almost died. Oz.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
One of my favorite.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Parts of your show is when Bob goes off the
rails and you yell at him to shave his mustache
or go home.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
But this time he actually left.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
You did it to him.

Speaker 15 (52:27):
He was like, Nope, I'm out the snatch Shack.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Classic guys, I love you bye. Yeah you. Sometimes you
just gotta walk away. Yeah you did, you walked away.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I was not ready for where she was dancing at,
which was the Snatch Shack. Yeah, snatches up the dollars.
That's why, all right, let's get to another one here
morning Phillow's corn holds here.

Speaker 10 (52:48):
So you guys were just talking about the naked guy
doing donuts, talking about Debbie Donuts at the Snatch Shack,
and I was actually, now I'm thinking about donuts. So
I was just curious, do you guys have a top
five donuts of all time?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Do what?

Speaker 13 (53:13):
Hikey and Bob Nutty sis.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Probably the biggest power rankings we'll ever do on the
show because it is one of our favorite foods to
ever eat.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Donuts.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Top five donuts of all time Number five Bob Glaze,
Number four.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Cinnamon sugar whoa.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Number three favorite donuts strawberry jelly filled Whoa.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Okay, all right, Little sloppy with number three, Little Sloppy
with it in your with okay?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Number two, favorite donut, apple printer. Number one favorite donut
Bob vanilla cream filled chocolate frosted Long John. Wow, that
is the longest name for a donut.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Whoa, I know what I like man. Number five favorite
donut for me strawberry frosted with sprinkles aka the Homer
Simpson donut.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
That's a good that's a solid donut right there. If
you're getting a dozen, there gotta be a pink sprinkle
in there. Top five, number four, Just give me a glaze.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Can't lose. You can't lose with the glazed donut. Number three, dude,
the sugar twist.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah they're good, are real good.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That's the top five donut. It's kind of like long John,
but not really right.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It's braided, same size and then sometimes though the braided
one will be like real soft in the middle.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
You know what I'm saying. Oh, that's a good donut
right there. Number two the French Crawler.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Number one donut for me, because cornhole Joe wanted to know.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Maple glazed.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Whoa, body, no one, boom boom the whoa it's mapel
glaze for not even top ten?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
No, it's hell no, you're wrong. Maple glazed with a
nice cup of coffee. You're all I need to get
by a.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Love maple glazed donuts. Man, Man, I want donuts so bad? Now,
why would we do donuts are so good, They're always
so good, or do anything wrong? Don't you got sick
off donuts?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
No? No, no, Are you ever gonna get donut diarrhea?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
And if you do, who cares? Seriously, I take it.
There's plenty of foods that I take diarrhea for donuts,
You're one.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Of them, all right. Coming up next on the show
around eight to fifty five. We all know that Paul
Skiings from the Pirates won the National League cy Young
Award last year, saying all the right things right, we
just we gotta do it. I know it's the off season,
but we gotta do it. We took a little peek
Paul Skiing cy Young Facebook comments section coming up around
eight fifty five. Bob Nutting especially tune in for this

(56:04):
one and your chance at one thousand dollars coming up
around nine ten. It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey and
Bob Podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Oh God, some of the schemes.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Scream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Hey, thank you for listening to
our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now whatever you're listening on,
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Speaker 1 (56:34):
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Speaker 2 (56:34):
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Two Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
hit that little talkback microphone and you can send us
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Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, let's get to

(57:11):
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Speaker 1 (57:13):
Group to all the buddies. Yeah, Zach the plumber from
Washington here exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
So.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
I feel like I walked into the show at like
the most inappropriate time, hearing about only cheeks yeah, and
wanting to kick kids' asses for setting off fire extinguishers
and new and dump.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Wow, what a way to start off with Thursday. I
applaud you guys, don't.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
We don't need to Yesterday's content to today from the podcast.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yeah, we're the greatest ever.

Speaker 10 (57:40):
You guys are on an absolute roll this morning, and
I commend you.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah. I don't know how this show is gonna get
any better now. Anyways, here's your plumbing tip for.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
The daylming Ti praises us and then gives us a
plumbing tip at the end. Cotton ponies and white mice
don't belong down the Wonders see have a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Okay, cotton ponies. Yeah, cotton ponies and white mice don't
belong don the wonder seat. No, you don't need to
look it up. And he's just telling people, don't flush dampons.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Paul Skeins won the Cy Young Award for the National
League unanimous.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
He's awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Didn't even have a winning record because, unfortunately for him,
the cards fell where they did. And he's a Pittsburgh pirate,
which means generational talent. He plays for an organization that
is never going to love him and never give him
the money he deserves, and eventually he's gonna leave Pittsburgh

(58:44):
not because he wants to, because he has to because
the Pirates owner Bob Nutting stinks and he's never gonna
pay Paul Skins. And then we read the Paul Schemes
wins the cy Young Facebook comments. Wow, tark place on

(59:06):
the internet.

Speaker 10 (59:07):
Everyone is a GM, everyone's a one is a coach,
everyone is going to get treated.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Everything sucks. It's time for Pirates Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Let's read some Pirates Facebook comments after Wow, Congratulations Paul
Skeens won the cy Young Award.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Stephen W. Congrats Paul sell the damn team. Bob Nutting
justin p twenty twenty four Rookie of the Year, twenty
twenty five cy Young Award, twenty twenty six World Series Champion,
but not with the Pirates. Probably some other team might
not be twenty twenty six, but it's common.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Oh no, Ben, and pay up Bob Nutting, you crumb
bum Bill the damn.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Gam Rhos Kings, Nick Ass, give.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Paul Skins damn team, spend money or sell the damn team,
Bob Bill. H.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I remember going to Pirates games at Ford orbes Field. Okay,
nineteen sixties, Oh, credentials are out and manage me cared
about winning? Okay, lucky enough to see greats like Roberto
and Billy Mass play in person.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Pirate's been a disaster for the last thirty years. Always
finish at the bottom, get good draft picks, and then
they trade him since they won't pay him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Paul Skeans will be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Gone soon and there's no way in hell he's gonna
get paid what he's worth in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
But yeah, I'll just tell you right now, that's just
somebody so defeated. We're eventually gonna lose him anyway. So
send him to the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Crossroads now, Yeah, the Cy Young winner, Paul Skins and him,
miss Paul Skins and miss Paul Skins Keith s in
the Paul Skiings Cy Young Facebook comments. Trade him to
a team that will win.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
He deserves it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, probably not happening here in Pittsburgh. Joy E, dude
isn't staying. Get over it now. It's gonna be a
five hundred million dollar man. We know, cheap ass. Bob
Nutting isn't paying anything close to that. He'll be traded
at next year's deadline market. Don now, and one more here,
Paul Skins Cy Young Facebook comments, john S, just go ahead,

(01:01:21):
trade Paul now, we all expect it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Just do it. Bob Nutting kick us all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
In the balls. I mean we're talking about baseballs here there.
Of course you don't really kick the baseballs. But let
me tell you something, Bob Nutting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
If I was there face to face with Bob Nutting
and he's like, hey, but I hear what you say
on the radio about me, and then he goes for
the kick, Yeah, that's my cue.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
He starts at first, I'm gonna bite him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
You're gonna bite him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah, Well, if he goes for the kick first, I
gotta defend myself and I will bite.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Just letting you know, Bob Nutting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
But as we'll just sell the team. My guy stays
ready over here, mister nodding, don't see me in the
streets nodding. Okay, I'll bite you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
You you fire first, and I will bite you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
I'll let It started out as like a celebratory Paul schemes,
one cy young post and never every comment just spiral spider,
and then it's near then.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Kicking the balls and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Your chance to win one thousand dollars trying to pay
your bills coming up next year on a Kiss Morning
Freak Show, It's Mike and Bob.

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six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Jonas Brothers tore
the Damn City don last night at the Arena. Hell yeah,
Drover on far Yeah, somebody sent us talkback message from
the show. Joe Jonas did the Terrible twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Jonas brother is still out here doing it. Nice job, boys,
job Jonah John. All right, let's get to some moartier
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Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Hey boys, this is Steely Lick Beams.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Okay, yeah, she wants to call herself that. I don't
know if we I mean, we just allowed it. Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:03:35):
I'm listening to Wednesday's podcast and I'm cracking up at
you guys calling yourselves dude doulas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh yeah, you know, helping with pregnancies and childbirth, the
dude loss Yeah, the dudelas.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
The dude doulas who help with childbirth. Okay.

Speaker 15 (01:03:50):
I was giggling for a good five minutes after.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
That, that's a lie, and nobody for that long five minutes.
I've never laughed that long in my life a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Like, if I laugh for a minute and a half,
I'm having the greatest time of my life.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Five minutes of laughter would probably kill me. It probably would.
Like NonStop laughter, It's probably not healthy, yeah, probably, yeah,
probably not.

Speaker 15 (01:04:13):
Yeah, but I think you guys should actually be lactation
consultants and call yourselves milky and boob. Let me know
what you think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Listen here, Steely, Steely, lickbeam.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Just because you have a nickname doesn't mean we need
to be lactation consultants. We would be uh, milky and boob.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Yeah. Can you imagine if you're a pregnant woman.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I don't know what we'd have to offer, and you're
going to lactation classes and all the sudden, Milky, you're
a little nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You're oh my gosh, somebody's going to teach me how
to feed this human that's gonna come out. And then
all of a sudden we show up. Oh my god,
it's Mikey and Bob. No, no, not not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Here or not not not now we're Milky and boob
calls by our doctor names.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Dude, can you doctor boob, doctor Milky? Hey? Season three
of the Pit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Oh my god, I'm telling you man, Hey, not everything
is somebody gets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Like a steel rod through their arm or something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Not. Sometimes you just need to show the lactation consultants,
you know, crazy emergency rooms coming on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
But hey, go up to the fourth floor. Milky and Boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
I just called your boobs, milk, Milky and boobs, Mike
and Bob. It is the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. I'm okay, but I'm not okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Are you sure you're okay? Yeah? Taylor Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Taylor Swift, we got the trailer for the end of
End of an Era docuseries she put out this morning.
By you say we You didn't show it to me.
You just kind of fat quietly over there. Yeah, well yeah,
in your own thought. I was enamored with it, you
really were. It shows behind the scenes and just chows

(01:06:18):
turned Travis and her talking on the phone with Sabrina
Carpenter when she was a surprised guest. It's just talking
about how you know. It shows her backstage, It shows
her under the stage at the Era's tour on that
little cart thing that she zooms across, shows her with Travis,
then practicing Travis carrying her on stage when he.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Was a dancer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
My gosh, Taylor Swift posted, honestly can't think of a
better way to celebrate my almost birthday than to relive
the Aras tour with you. This time, we're going backstage.
The End of an Era, a six episode behind the
scenes docuseries, streams on Disney Plus beginning December twelfth, So
I think we get the first two episodes December twelfth,
and then you know, probably an episode a week for

(01:07:01):
a few more weeks after that. But yeah, this was
the first like real trailer of It's like two and
a half minutes. I'm watching, dude, I'm watching Travis Kelce
on the thing under the stage, you know, when she
dove into the stage. Yeah, and she like basically hit
a mat and then the part thing that took her
to the other side of the stage. I'm watching her
and Travis right that thing. Man, Like, Travis is there

(01:07:22):
and it's basically like a motorcycle, Like she's hugging.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Him just like let's go. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Oh, man, I love when things get released in December too, Like, yeah,
that's a good It's such a good binge month.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
It's the greatest binge month month ever.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Those couple of days, like around the holidays, like right
right around Christmas, where there isn't much going on. Yeah,
maybe you don't have your whole family over for a
day and you're just it's cold out. What am I
gonna do. I'm gonna watch eight Hours or something. That
might be my favorite week of the year, the week
in between, the week between Christmas and New Years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, it's a good week. It is just magical. It
feels like nothing is happening other than just eating food
and binging things.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
You'll get a randomly crappy like college football bowl game on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yeah, he just have that on the background. Eighty But yeah,
you're right, that's the perfect binge week. Love that week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
I eat so much that week. Oh my god, I'm
gonna get so fat in the next couple months. Oh geez,
I'm gonna eat so I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
All fat and sassy. Geez.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
I'm excited about it, all right, Taylor Swift, Yeah, all right,
so that's coming out in December.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
I got really excited about. Bob was right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I got really quiet in here and I was just like,
and Bob goes, what are you watching? I didn't even
answer answer. I just wanted to watch the end of it.
I want to explain the whole thing. But yeah, it's
out online now if you want to see the big
trailer for the Taylor Swift End of an Era docu series.
There was some news announced yesterday two doors down from

(01:08:57):
us where the DV Morning Show does their show every
morning here at the iHeart Studios in Bridgeville. Yesterday it
was announced that the co host of the DV Morning Show,
Bill Crawford, is leaving the show after thirteen years, which

(01:09:17):
you know, it's sad for us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
We're really good friends with Bill Crawford.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
He was a stand up comedian before he got the
job on the DV Morning Show and he wants to
sort of follow his heart and go back to stand
up and traveling and things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
And yeah, it's Bill's choice. Bill's doing like what he
wants to do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
So it's not said and that we're just sad because
we're losing seeing our body like every.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Day in here.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
He is the one person in this building that is
just whenever the three of us get together, we just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Laugh so much.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
He is he's a really good friend of ours. We
talked to him a lot, you know, and everybody has
those co workers that you'll call and you know, talk
about work stuff with and then you'll just end up
being on the phone for forty five minutes and your
stomach kurtz from laughing. Bill Crawford is like that friend
to me and Bob. So it's sad to see him

(01:10:13):
like leaving our building and leaving what he does, but
we're also like really happy for the guy that he
gets to, uh, you know, sort of chase his dream
again and go and do some stand up and do
some do some other stuff. So it's he didn't get
like fired or anything like that, and he's just sort
of leaving on his own terms, which is a pretty
cool thing. We just have a lot of great memories

(01:10:35):
with Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show over the years,
a lot of them up at Seven Springs, which we
remember some of the nights and some of them, uh
we don't. I've had I've had some really good drinking
nights with Bill Crawford. He is a great drinking buddy. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, you know, yeah, yeah. We watched the Steelers

(01:10:56):
playoff game with him seven Springs and he was drinking
Heinz ketchup.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Drink a bottle, drank beers and heinz ketch up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Yeah. Just we've had some really good times. I mean,
we're good friends with everybody on the DV Morning Show,
but we had a really good connection with with with
Bill Crawford. I think because we're like around the same
age and like have kids, a lot of the same
things and everything. So we really connected with Bill and
we wish the best to him. Obviously, he's a big
part of Pittsburgh, the DV Morning Show is and we

(01:11:25):
just wish him all the best, and it's it's sad
that he's not going to be working two doors down
from us anymore. I think he's uh. I think he's
last days tomorrow because they announced it on the show
yesterday at the end of the show that he was leaving.
And then today and tomorrow I think are his final
days on the DV Morning Show. But then I don't
know what happens after that. I don't know if he like,

(01:11:46):
is he allowed to just be a guest on their
show or something just like Bill's here, you know, I
don't know, probably it seems like the door is open
for something like that if he if he wants to.
But yeah, the DV sign came off the Big Goal
old DV building, and now Bill Crawford's making an exit.
Oh man, and us are changing. It also resets the

(01:12:10):
clock for the DV Morning Show because they have lost
a member of their show now, which means the show
changed and our show hasn't changed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
In a long time, like we got to be the
longest run, Yeah we've been, and you yeah, yeah, but
Bill Crawford's the best. Sucks that he's leaving, but we're
really happy for the guy. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
It's like when you got a coworker that you really
bond with and everything and they're like, oh I got
a better job. It's like, I'm happy for you now,
but okay, go ahead and leave. So all the best
to Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show. I believe
his last show is tomorrow morning. So it's perfectly okay
if you love Bill and you want to just listen
to them tomorrow, Mike, you Bob. It's the ninety six

(01:12:56):
to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's get to another
talkback message here to us by one Team Media.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
It's our guy, Uncle Frosty, a.

Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
Lot executeur and storlax slash x ray pole Uncle Frosty.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
He gave it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
He just gave us Pokemon names by the way, Bob
so and your snorrelax. Of course I picked out. I
picked up on that one. I know, just making sure
you know when Pokemon you're just snorlax do anything cool,
eat and sleep, Bud. Is there like a super snorrelax?

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, like like different versions of a shiny shiny shiny
snorlax sucks. It's like a different shade of blue you
want to if you want a shiny Pokemon, you want
it to be a different color. So it looks really cool,
shiny snore like kind of stinks though, And megas Noorlax.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Bob, I have a bone to pick with you.

Speaker 11 (01:13:50):
Look, we know that that justice is nothing but a
big tube the next mouth to us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
All right, so, uh, yesterday on the show, we were
talking thinking about when something goes down the wrong pipe, right, right,
some pipe talk on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah, but the fact that you called a butt pie order.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Yeah you did call it a butt pipe. The's two pipes, dude,
there's windpipe and there's butt pipe. Like food either goes
down one or the other.

Speaker 11 (01:14:16):
And yes, your mustache is attached to your butt pipe.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
I hope you feel better about that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Bye. I mean it's not lying. You got a hairy
entry to the butt pipe. What a what a sentence
that is?

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Yeah, yeah, hey Bob, you've got a hairy entrance to
your butt pipe. No lies, we're talking about your mustache.
All right, Uncle Frosty, you know, thanks, thanks for enjoying
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
And riding with us for all these years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Uh, let's see Thursday today, Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Hey, what we got going on today? Uh? There is
a backyard brawl on the court to night pit at
West Virginia Little men's basketball. My daughter's going.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
She got the student ticket raffle, Yeah, dond Morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
She's excited. Is that her first Morgantown basketball? Yeah, first
West Virginia game? Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
I think my daughter Addison's going to the whole thing
college game day and Pitt Notre Dame. I'm making a
whole day in Yeah, making a whole day. That's gonna
be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, you don't get the You don't get that all
the time. Nah, It's gonna be such a fun atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Man. I like that our daughters are in college right
now because me and you have a total of three
semesters combined between us. So like our daughters are basically
like they're pasted us already in life. Yeah, yeah, they
already passed us. All right, let's see here. What do
you want to name the podcast before we get out
of here?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Bob Debbie Donuts on only.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Cheeks might be a top five podcast name for the
month of November.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Also, Season three of Secret Lives.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Of Mormon Wives is on Hulu, so that's out. It's
also Starbucks Red Cup Day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
That's exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Tomorrow we take a handful of listeners to the Get
Go Test Kitchen with Chef Tom for our friends giving event.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
That's gonna be awesome. Also tomorrow, the Pen's play Nashville
in Sweden two pm. Game.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
By the way, do you see uh the Pen's got
Nick Benino, Carl Haglin meeting up in the hallway in Sweden.
There Haggy and Bones, Haggi and Bones Dude, two thirds
of the HBK line reunited yesterday some magic stuff right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
There, man. Man, the HBK line what it was a time.
I don't know if we'll ever have a time like
that with the Penns. They made a damn Permanny sandwich. Dude.
We went to.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
An Eastern Conference finals game and sat right next to
the penalty box and we were basically told to settle
down within the first ten minutes we were there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
It didn't take long.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Yeah, and Brett Keesl and Shawn Michaels were sitting behind
us and there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
There will never be anything like that again for us.
Like it doesn't even sound real.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
When sound real, Yeah, it doesn't doesn't sound real, but
it was. Penn's were having a good run so much
that Permanny's had a sandwich for a line.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I want to feel that way again.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Hey, can any sports team around here make us feel
things again?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Make positive?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
You know, I'm not talking about Paul Skeins winning a
cy Young Like get me bucked ober back first team
that does it. Man, it's gonna be awesome. I know
we haven't had a parade in so long, like we were.
We were spoiled with parades there for a while. Careful
watch out A couple more wins for these river Hans
on time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's it for us, Ryan Sea Crush us up right now.
If you miss anything, it caught up on the podcast
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