October 21, 2025 • 66 mins
The check engine light is on - Want Steelers tickets to Sunday Night Football... Send us a talkback message hyping up the Steelers or just telling us why you want to go - Michael Keaton is a Pittsburgh treasure - Charmin is selling a "Forever Roll" of toilet of paper.. We ran to the Facebook comments - Mikey sent a "Office All" picture of Bobs birthday nipples to everyone that works with us here in Pittsburgh - Have anything fun for the show.. Want to say hi.. Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one this morning freak show. Hey,
I think I did something to my car on the
way to work this morning. Oh no, Well, when I
left work yesterday, the tire pressure light came on and
I was like, okay, let me check this, and it's
it's it's down. You know, it's usually in like the
mid thirties tire pressure. Well, once the light goes on,
(00:20):
you're in trouble. Well, the light goes on for two
of my tires, and they're in the upper twenties. I
got like a twenty eight and a twenty nine. I'm
like getting colder though. That's what it is, getting colder.
Weather change. The weather change screws with the tires. You
know that right out? Yeah, sure it gets colder, you know,
(00:40):
so I didn't think about it's whatever. By the way,
my check engine light's been on for two straight months now.
No car still driving. If it blows up, it blows up, whatever,
No big deal. It's a twenty seventeen day. If I'm
riding through, the wheels fall off at this point, you know,
still out here on these roads. Uh huh. Oh, I'm
(01:01):
driving to work this morning and tires are still low.
I'm just like they're just cold. F one kicks in.
Start warming them up. Dude. We even nobody's on the
roads weaving a little bit. You know, I'm not in
the other lane. I'm in my lane, but I'm turning
a very tight lean on my swerving in and out.
(01:21):
Got warmed to tires up to watch out. By the
time I got to work, we're in the thirties. I'm like,
thirty two brought them back. The light well, lights still off. Lights,
that's concerning. However, though unbelievable. The check engine light went off.
It's shaking up a little bit, gone, it's gone. I
(01:43):
was like, how did that work? So my check ange
light's been on for two months, and miraculously this morning
I start warming the tires up. A little race car,
a little race car. I mean, that's what my car
wanted the whole time. It's like, hey, this engine can
do a lot more, Bud, Hey make me feel live
while you warmed them tires up for me. You know,
I'm going forty miles an hour doing this, and all
(02:07):
of a sudden, get to work. Tires are warmed up
and the check engine light goes off, and it's just like, hey,
all right, job's done here. Thanks for warm. I have
no clue why the the engine light's gone now. Wow, man,
I feel like I hit some sort of cheat coat.
All you do is shaking up a little bit, just
like are you Are you sure you want to leave that?
(02:28):
There's nothing wrong? That's your car talking, you're going. I'm ready,
I'm ready to race. If you need men this, I
can go on and off. I warmed the tires up
this morning, dude. You know what I didn't do, though?
Warm the butt cheeks? Oh man, still too, still, still
didn't need that. I had one heater on wearing George though,
So okay, well yeah there you go, all right, but
(02:49):
one bar, one bar, Okay, you can go three okay. Yeah,
just wanted to heat them up a little bit. Yeah,
it make me sweat. Your butt cheeks are like my tires.
Just gotta warm them up a little bit. Don't get
them too hot though. The check engine light was on
the bunchies this morning. Got warming up a little bit.
Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one kiss
(03:09):
morning freak show. Did uh did Amazon and most of
the Internet go down yesterday? Or what was going on
with that? Yeah? Yeah, I think including our talkbacks, because
we have this big gap in our talkbacks yesterday. The
Amazon cloud services that everybody uses. Yeah, it's like middle
of the afternoon, like Amazon down started trending. Oh no,
(03:30):
Like hey, should we all have everything on the internet
on Amazon? Like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Should? Ever, then when it goes down, everything just disappears.
What do you do? He called Bezos and be like, hey, man,
you're all the stuff went down. He's like, okay, we
pull the cord out and plug it back. Maybe we
shouldn't have put all our eggs into the Bezos basket.
Uh So there was like a gap in getting talkback
(03:56):
messages after we posted the podcast yesterday over in major
sites like Worldwide. Yeah, it is is. I wasn't even
on the internet yesterday. It's just took a walk, you know.
Airlines didn't even know. They didn't even know the internet
was done, Like Starbucks, McDonald's. Everything just went out. How
(04:17):
did society? How is society even moving on today? I
don't know. Man, we recovered though, they said last night.
I guess at some point last night it's just like whoa,
we got it up and running together. Thank you, Bezo,
Sorry for but not really, Hey, we did get a
couple of talkback messages entering for Steelers tickets. You know
big Sunday night football games. Steelers are wearing the throwbacks too, right, yeah, yeah,
(04:40):
all right, right, I like com better than the bumblebee ones,
I think, you know, but Steelers gonna be wearing the throwbacks,
the nineteen thirty three throwbacks Sunday night football. The nude
colored pants are a little oh they're a little weird.
They're gonna look skin color. I'm trying, and it's gonna
be like weird. Yeah, you know, it's gonna look like
everybody's like just winning the polling squid word and Donald
(05:03):
Buckin Right, you're right, okay, all right, black pants would
be a lot better. But you can editor win some
Sunday night football tickets. Steelers against the Packers, Aaron Rodgers
Avenge game versus a team. You gotta just get on
our free iHeartRadio app, hit the talkback microphone, send us
some Steelers hype. You can sing here we go, you
(05:23):
can just yell at us about the Steelers, doesn't matter
what you do. You can enter yourself for some some
Steelers Packers tickets. Let's get this talkback message brought to
us by One Team Media.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Here we go, stee Here go don Aaron Rodgers leads
us to the promised land stairway to seven beat the pack. Oh,
here we go, Steelers, here we go, Here we go, Steeves,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Dude, he's playing Sunday Night football. You know, take the
Internet back down. Maybe take the Internet backdown from Mikey
and Bob podcast. We are so past the stage of
we'll grow up one day, like no, this it so
what we are.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning,
freak Shoe, awesome clouds, maybe a little rain this morning.
Highs in the uh in the low sixties, Bob. Yesterday
on the show, we were covering a post by our
friends over at the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account on social
media said that over the weekend somebody pulled up on
(06:49):
somebody on Wood Street and showed off their wood wood
on Wood Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we covered that
on the show yesterday. Was there a song that was made,
Can't Whip your Wood out on Wood Street?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It happened. Okay, that was the thing that happened. So
let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
the Pavement Group.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I just got off my lunch break a little bit ago,
was listening to today's show on the podcast. Went back
in the work, and uh, I didn't realize I was
singing to myself, can't whip your wood out on Wood Street?
Until I turned around for my paperwork and about five
(07:34):
my coworkers were staring at me. So thanks for that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're welcome, You're welcome. How loud are you singing it?
You know? It's it gets stuck in your head. It
does listening to the podcast on launch you you know
you come back and whip your wood on one Street?
Can't weip your wood on one Street?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Can't whip you, can't whip your wood out of Wood Street.
You can't whip your wood out. Can't whip your wood out,
can't whoop your wood out of Wood Street? Five coworkers,
what are you doing? What are you doing? Are you
(08:16):
talking about your out? You can't whoop your wood out street?
Can't do it. Can't whip your wood out on Wood Street.
I love that all of her coworkers are standing behind her.
What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Wood Street?
(08:38):
Wood Street? Can't whip your what out? Can't whip yours?
A banger? Right there?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It is?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It is so stupid. What's so funny? Everybody in the
office will say, just like, maybe you should go home?
Are you okay? What? He what'd you have for lunch?
It seems to be disagreeing with you? Okay? Hey? Uh,
Sharman announced, I don't know if you've seen this yet.
They have a uh toilet paper roll that is supposed
to last a household of two one month. It is
(09:17):
a giant monstrosity of a toilet paper. We will read
the Sharman one month toilet paper roll Facebook comments. Coming
up on the show around seven to forty. It's Mike
and Bob, Mikey and Bob Podcast, Mike and Bob. I'm
ninety six Kiss, oh Man, I fell apart there, I
fell apart.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Dreamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
do you get your podcasts?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Mikey and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. It's Country versus Country in the World
series blue Jay's beat the Mariners Game seven last night
the American League Championship Series, so it is Toronto blue
Jays against Los Angeles Dodgers for the World Series. Dodgers
(10:05):
are the complete favorite. Dodgers in five was trending on
Twitter as soon as the Blue Jays won last night.
I'm rooting for the blue Jay blue Jays crowd. Yeah,
blue Jays fans. Yeah, rooting for the Blue Jays in
that one. I don't know. I just I saw just
a cool baseball moment. This guy, George Springer hit a
three run home run and Toronto lost their minds last
(10:26):
night and it was so awesome. Wow. It just makes
me hate Bob Nuttings. Wow. Every time I see good
baseball highlights, I can't even appreciate him because I'm just like, yeah,
we could have that here, man. I just want to
feel a little bit of it. I love it. I
just want like the second half of the season to
be meaningful baseball. I can't believe baseball is still going on.
Been over for a while here, Yeah, yeah, it has O.
(10:49):
There's football. Last night, the Lions beat the Buccaneers and
the Seahawks beat the Texans to Monday Night football games
last night, as the Steelers get ready for the Green
Bay Packers Sunday Night football at Acrasher, Aaron Rodgers, if
he beats the Packers, will have beaten all thirty two
(11:10):
teams in the NFL, the wild stat and there's only
I've been doing it for a while here, there's let's see,
there's one, two, three. He'll be the fifth one to
do it. Ever. So this is a quarterback who has
played for a team for a long time but also
has like jumped teams a little bit. Yeah, so the
(11:32):
only quarterbacks that have ever beaten all thirty two teams
Brett Favre, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and then
Aaron Rodgers can do it if he gets to win
Sunday night the Steelers win against the Packers. There's a
couple others that are just like all right because they
played with one team their whole career so far. Patrick
Mahomes has beaten every team except the Chiefs, and also
(11:55):
Ben Roethlisberger beat every damn team except he'll never beat
the Steelers. You'll never beat the Steelers though never happened.
So Aaron Rodgers could put himself an elite company again
on Sunday Night Football if he beats his old team,
the Packers. Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, he got tackled in
(12:16):
the game on Thursday night after throwing that late fourth
quarter touchdown to Pat Fryar move, Roderick Jones tackle. Yeah,
Broderick Jones a little too excited. Maybe he doesn't know,
like he's a giant human being and kind of tackled
Aaron Rodgers to the ground. Aaron Rodgers is over forty
years old. You can't tackle somebody over forty years old
to the ground, just to you know, just for fun,
Roderick Jones, you're still young. You don't know your size yet.
(12:38):
But once you're once you're over forty years old, you
fall down, you know. Roderck Jones was like a giant
puppy that doesn't know what it is. That's what it is. Yeah,
that's what it is. Giant puppy jumping around and running
and then all of a sudden he's on top of
Aaron Rodgers. Here's Broderick Jones yesterday discussing tackling Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but sorry. You know, the football that gets
intense home for sure, but you know it's still no
love loss. It's always it's just the energy that he
brings in that I bring. He told me, don't lose
the fire, and I told him the same. So you know,
we shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown. I
might tackle him again.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, like, Aaron Rodgers is the captain and everything.
You know, he's been MVP multiple times. But Roderck Jones
be like, might tackle him again. I didn't expect that reaction.
You know, it just turns into their touchdown celebration together.
Like the first part I was rolling with Roderick Jones
where he was just like, yeah, I just got excited.
It's football. But then at the end he's just like,
(13:40):
I might do it again, Like we don't need to
keep tackling Aaron Rodgers after touchdown passes. Okay, he's got
the zoomies, man, you can't control it. He does. He's
just a big doll, big puppy with the zoom, big
bumpy doll.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
If you want to win some tickets for Sunday Night Football,
get on our free iHeartRadio app. Send us a here,
we go Steelers like a Steeler heype message, and you're
qualified for tickets for Sunday Night football Steelers in the Packers.
We will get to today in Freak Show history coming
up next. Here, it's Mikey and Bob at his somber
(14:13):
back to Friends. It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We'll get to today
in Freak Show history in just a minute. Here, let's
get to another talkback message first, though. You can send
them through the iHeartRadio app, brought to us by the
Pavement group Ralph. It's your room.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Good morning boys.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hey Ray, you're gins there in.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
The eight one four anyway? Yeah, Ray, Mikey, you give
me anxiety. I love you, man, I love Pokemon. I
love Star Wars as much as you. Oh yeah, but
my god, man, two months with a check engine light
that would give me the worst anxiety in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, I had my check engine light on. It was
on for like two straight months. Did I take it
in to get it serviced? Did I say wonder what
this is and if my car is gonna explode? Now?
I just drove my car for two straight months. And
then the check engine light went off this morning, Tadah
fixed it? Did I I'm at like years yeah, bo
(15:03):
Bob drives. What years is your vehicle? Uh, twenty sixteen? Okay,
but you have a lot of miles on it, right, yeah, yeah,
like one hundred and ninety thousand miles. Okay. Yeah. See
mine's in twenty seventeen and I have not hit one
hundred thousand miles yet, So your your vehicle is in
a lot rougher shape than miners. I'm just out of
(15:24):
her cruising with no car payment. I love that we
both have cars that are like, I'm about to hit
over one hundred thousand miles. You're almost at two check
engine light twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, all paid for. I'm
telling you you always need a new car. You always
need new cars. True. Sometimes you just get a car
you're like, yeah, I kind of like this car, and
(15:45):
then one day, uh oh, I'm done paying for it.
All right? Cool? No car payment feels good. Check engine
like too. You get to a certain point where you
just look at it go. I don't know, it's just
sort of like it still moves good. I don't know
if I believe like we're both both having a standoff
with our check engine. Like still moving out there. Sure
(16:08):
I believe you anyway.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Boys, Let's have good day and let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Penn Deppens are back at home the night finally, right
depends uh taking on the Canucks, Vancouver Canucks at the
arena seven o'clock tonight. All right, it is right around
seven o'clock in the morning. It is time for us
to take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made us smile. It is a
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very special naked story for today history. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Today, always weird things happening down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
This is Titusville, Florida, Florida. Man was found naked and
gyrating on the back of a stranger's porch. Why a
woman who A woman who lives at the home said
she saw a shadow through the blinds about two am.
When she looked through the sliding glass door, she saw
a twenty eight year old Axel rivera naked on her porch. Helicopter.
What the man? Helicopter? He's dry rating? All right, you
(17:14):
want to see the elephant trick. Welcome to the dude.
Rivierro was standing there. Why do we have a radio show. Honestly,
I mean this dude was out there doing that with
nobody washing. Riviera was standing naked on her back porch
with this oka with with his hands in the air
and gyrating his hips. What was he there for? According
(17:37):
to the affidavit, clothes were scattered on the floor of
the back porch. Riviera also went into the woman's laundry
room on the back porch, so they weren't even his clothes.
Probably is probably laundry room closed. I don't know what.
Police followed him. He was wandering a parking lot nearby
naked and told officers and his clothes were stolen by someone.
(17:57):
He's charged with burglary and in decent exposure, just out
a stranger's porch, no clothes on. He's got his hands
in the air and gyrating his hips. Florida and a
naked person making the show once again, Sabrina Carpenter two
back to back sold out shows this Thursday and Friday
at the Arena. You can win some tickets up on
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the ninety six to one Kiss Instagram account. All the
details are up there. Just make sure you're following us
at nine to six to one Kiss pgh on Instagram
try to win those sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets. It
is Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Free Show. Bob. Yesterday, we were talking about the the
Strip District terminal. Right, Yeah, they did their first ten
(18:42):
stars on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame that they have there.
It looks pretty cool, it does. It looks pretty cool.
But the one thing that bothered me is that the
stars are like facing the street, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I feel like the Hollywood Walk of Fame stars are
a face you as you walk, these sort of like
(19:05):
face whatever building is there in the in the street.
I feel like they're put the wrong I didn't even
notice it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it does
make sense. You put it as you walk, so then
you can look down and be in front of you,
like turn your head a little bit. Who's this? Who
is this? Excuse me? I'm gross. Maybe they figured they
could fit more in that way or something. Yeah, maybe
(19:27):
that's it. But the first ten were uh uh inducted
into the new Pittsburgh Walk of Fame yesterday in the
Strip District, and there's only two that are alive the
rest of them had family members, you know, like Roberto
Clemente Junior. And you know, we're there to accept for
on behalf of other people, the jazz singer and songwriter
(19:47):
and guitarist George Benson. Uh, he's still alive, but he's
dealing with health. It health issues, so he sent a
video in and everybody else is dead except Batman, Michael Keaton,
the Cars Super He's been in so many movies. He
was there to accept his star on the Pittsburgh Walk
of Fame yesterday.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
Honestly, this is one of the greatest days in my life.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
I love places like this, but I especially I love
this my hometown. I love these immigrant cities. My own
family looks like the un and I'm so proud of it. Look,
there's nothing I'm gonna read some things. There's nothing like
being recognized by your hometown because it's the place that
(20:29):
actually make you who you are. At these places, and
to be honored here and boy included among this inaugural
group of honorees people who have not just shaped Pittsburgh,
but literally shaped the world.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
This is almost embarrassing. Almost. Yeah, that's pretty cool though,
Like I you know, to give people their flowers while
while they're still here is you know, it's pretty dude,
from the idea when we first heard about it to
what it was yesterday. Uh whoever put it to good
damn good job, because it's seriously cool. Look like start
(21:08):
to finish when the idea came like Strip District terminal, like,
you know, it's pretty it's nice down there. But as
they add more and more, gonna look great. Such a
great idea. It's just they should be turned so you
can see them, like you think the only thing everything
was good. You know, you're gonna see me and Rick
seedback out there with a jackhammer one night, turning them
(21:30):
all the other way. These are turning. He's turned the
wrong way. Who is the contractor on this? So yeah,
Michael Keaton in town yesterday. Pretty cool. We now have
our very own Pittsburgh Walk of Fame and I'm sure
every year, you know, they'll induct more and more people
and yeah, something just pretty cool. That adds to I
think the ambiance of Pittsburgh, especially when people come in
(21:53):
from out of town. They want to go down to
the original Primantis and stuff, and then all of a sudden,
like oh my gosh, like all these famous people from Pittsburgh.
Well we got ten right now, All right, we're at ten.
We got ten right now. Coming up around seven forty
here on the show, Sharman has announced a giant roll
of toilet paper that should last a family of two
up to one month. It's a giant roll of toilet
(22:15):
paper for your bathroom. Right, yeah, we all read the
Charman Facebook comments about it. Coming up around seven forty
and your chance at one thousand dollars around nine ten.
It's Mike and Bob Kiss, Mike and Bob. It is
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We
learned a lesson on the show yesterday, can't whip your
wood out at Wood Street. There was a post by
(22:37):
the Pittsburgh Police scanner account that's somebody over the weekend. Yeah,
just pulled up on a vehicle and whipped their wood
out on Wood Street. Which is the lesson that a
lot of us didn't need to be taught. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it is a thing. And then this song became a
thing on the show yesterday, your wood out of the
(23:01):
wood Street, Right, so that does the thing. And then
we had the the office lady who came back from
her lunch and couldn't stop singing it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Real.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I was singing to myself, can't whip your wood out
on Wood Street until I turned around for my paperwork
and thought five my coworkers were staring at me.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, So she's just singing, can't whip your wood
out at wood Street? Uh down doing her paperwork as
she's in the office. Let's get to another talkback message here,
brought to us by One Team Media. It's toilet t rex.
Good morning, my can't bob, it's a toilet t rex.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I am crying over that lady can't whip your wood
out on wood Street saying it to herself.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We're staring at her. I love yourself so much.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I love you. We have a good time here. We
we just try to have fun. We appreciate you. We've
met the toilet t rexing off and some of her
co workers. Yeah, yeah, to know that she is that coworker.
She is the tool workers listening to our show and
then coming back and singing it. Yeah, I can't whip
your wood out of Wood Street. Can't wave you a
wood out of Wood Street? All right, Let's get to
(24:11):
Samrir Steelers talkback messages. We want to send you to
Sunday Night Football. No, no, no, no, By the way,
you know what's on nbcn You're right, the NBA is back.
Oh my gosh, what's up? Five other people in Pittsburgh
care about the NBA with me? Why am I giving
(24:32):
high fives? I don't know. I'm getting the starting lineup
just got announced and I'm going down the line. I
was going, Hey, other Pittsburgh NBA fans. It's big though,
because it's it's back on NBC right, like the whole
round ball rock and yeah, So the NBA is back tonight.
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We want to say on you Sunday Night Football though,
which is also on NBC Football Night in America. Steelers, Skins, Packers.
If Aaron Rodgers wins, he becomes one of five quarterbacks
to have beaten all NFL teams because he used to
play for the Packers. All you gotta do to try
to win some tickets to send us a talkback message
through the free iHeartRadio app and just give us. There's
(25:20):
no real luh. You know you don't have to sing
here we go. You just tell us you want the
tickets and get us give us some Steeler hype. All right,
you know, there's not really guidelines to this. It's sort
of very open. And you send us a Steeler message,
you're qualified to win the tickets. Let's get to this.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
Here, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There you go, kid, here we go, here we go. Yeah, yeah,
you go here a right, Emily and job, you want tickets.
I want to take her to her first game. Boy,
tough one for first game though, Sunday football. That's a
light one past past my bedtime. And you know, all right,
(26:01):
let's get to a let's get to another Steeler talkback message.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Here we go, stealer or if we go steel alert,
if we steal B box B box guy, that is.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Exactly why we exactly why we do this content, how
we do it. Okay, because so far today, you know,
nice kid, here we go Steelers. There was somebody playing
the Sunday Night football theme on the piano, and then
we got all right, you can enter on the free
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iHeartRadio apter, send us a Steelers talkback message, getting qualified
for Steelers Packers Sunday Night football tickets coming up next
on the show The Toilet Paper Company. Right, that's got
the the Bears and the commercials that got the got
the toilet paper on their butt cheeks. The bears are
up to something. They came out with a giant roll
of Sharman that is supposed to last two people one month.
(27:14):
It's a giant roll of toilet paper, which, okay, whatever,
just don't buy it if you don't want it. But
coming up next we'll read the Sharman Facebook comments about
their new one month toilet paper roll. It's The Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Mike, you mom, got some clouds, maybe
a little rain this morning. Highs today in the low sixties.
(27:35):
Bob is still wearing shorts though no surprise, I am.
I'm a pants guy now. But Bob holds out on
the shorts for as long as he can. Usually makes
it to Stuff of Us right after Thanksgiving. That's when
you transition to the pants. No pants yet. It's Mikey Bob,
The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Sharman, a toilet paper company,
has announced something called the Forever Roll, seventeen hundred sheets
(27:58):
of toilet paper. That's meant it's a last up to
a month for two people. It's thirty two times bigger
than a regular role of Sharman. It's a monstrosity. It's huge.
They say it's the same soft two ply Sharman that
you're used to Like this, this is not the one
ply work big role. But that's the size of it.
(28:18):
Like if you work in an office and go in
the office bathroom and it's got that big thing. Yeah,
but that's the size of the role that Charman wants
to put in your home bathroom. But they're saying it's
two ply. They're saying it's the good stuff. They're saying
it's one month of two ply seventeen hundred sheets of
Sharman toilet paper. Then we read the Facebook comments. You're
(28:40):
going to a very deep dark place Internet.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's time for Natty six to one kiss Facebook comments.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, this is kind of weird. But we're reading
the Sharman toilet paper Facebook comments on their forever role
that's supposed to last two people up to a month,
and the s dingle Berry's galore. I know that forever
is just one ply like this stuff at work. Nah,
The Sharman pers say it's two ply corey m one
(29:08):
role last one month. Huh, Taco bell in my butt
except the chair in Charman Steven c that role wouldn't
last a week. I crap six times a day, Steven Check. Yeah,
you don't need to share you there's way too much.
Your family can see this and your coworkers. Hopefully your
(29:29):
doctor can see it too. Darren B. Like six months ago,
Do I need a mounting bracket to secure this thing
to my wall? Yeah? It's the other thing. I'm warrio,
But what do you where we put it? Where do
you put where do you put it? You know? Like
if I gave you a big giant work office toilet
paper ring to take home, what do you do you
(29:51):
need like one of the paper towel holder bar things.
You know what I'm talking about? Wall someplace. Charles M. Look, Man, Man,
I didn't do very well in school, but I know
forever in one month ain't the same thing. Yeah, Charman,
you can't call it a forever role if it lasts
a month for two people. We're not talking about family four.
(30:13):
We're talking about two people here, John B. Forever, you say, Charman,
I call that maybe four days on my poop schedule,
all right? Something else we're learning people have no problems
just sharing their bathroom schedule and also challenging the Sharman
bears like, okay, Sharman Bears, I've seen you on them
commercials with your red asses go six times a day.
(30:37):
Sharman announces a forever toilet paper roll in the last
one month, which again, forever is not one month. We're
in the Facebook comments, Max g If I walk into
a house and see that forever roll hanging on a wall,
you know that family means serious business about their pooping. Point. Yeah,
(30:57):
I don't know if they do. I think it'd be
the opposite. I think they care less. I think they're
just like you mean to tell me we can have
toilet paper for for a month off one roll. If
you have like a half bathroom on the main floor
your house that like people visit, dues and stuff, you
put the big role in there. Is that something in
your nah You put the big role in that one
that's for the guests. I think showing off well because
(31:20):
then it's also like an icebreaker. So if you have
people over your house that come out of the bathroom
and they're like, you ain't big, I is is that? Okay?
Why why is it so big? And play round in
this family and then you just start talking about poop
and you got a buddy, We'll get two more here,
Michelle asked, My cats will love unrolling that thing and
run around the house with it. I don't know, this
(31:41):
one might be too big for cats. Well probably not
at my house because I have like eight cats. They
could take out the forever role. They could forever not
with a cat. One more here, Dakoda g you can
all just buy a bidet and it'll really be a
forever role. You know what, Dad of truth, The real
(32:03):
forever role is this bod Squorter. Yep, that wasn't even Bob.
That was a we have a word day. We have
a working day in the studio. Like I gave you
the point, like when I point adet noise, the Mikey
(32:32):
and Bob podcast, Hiking and Bob ninety Kiss. Oh man,
I fell apart there at the end.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I fell apart Sam the Mikey and Bob podcast on
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But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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I hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
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you got a chance for me to win a thousand
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We'll do that around nine ten. We actually do it
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about the check engine light. You have had the check
engine light on your vehicle for over two years now. Yeah,
(33:50):
you drive a vehicle that's approaching two hundred thousand miles
on it and it still runs. You just don't really care.
You just don't really care. It runs fine the last
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we could check into the check engine light for you
and see what it is. But you're probably not gonna
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censors that are done in your engine. Yeah, to like
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get that out and removed and replaced, it's gonna be
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I was worried the first week, and then I was
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it must not be a real problem. And then this
morning it went off like it just disappeared. So it's like, oh, no,
(34:35):
engine's good. Now you scared it. You scared it away
this morning. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
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Speaker 10 (34:42):
You guys were just talking about driving cars with check
engine lights. Yeah, well my car has two hundred and
fifty four thousand, three hundred.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And forty nine miles. Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
I drive fifty three miles to work each way every day,
pure hell, and my check engine light comes on depending
upon what gas station I use. Are you sheets it
comes on, If I use rudders it goes off.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Huh. So I do believe it.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
All has something to do with gas and That's how
I'm just going to continue to think until I guess
my engine blows up. Go stealers.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, she thinks it might be the gas. Could be
the gas. I don't know if that's the thing. By
the way, when you're filling up your tank, yeah, he
always you go ninety three. You a ninety three guy,
no number in life, eighty seven whatever the basic one is? Well,
what do you mean basic one? Whatever? The cheapest one
is in eighty seven, eighty nine, ninety three, Yeah, you
(35:32):
go eighty seven. Drive a race car. I mean I'm
by drive a hun day from twenty seventeen and I
go ninety three. Wait, rich, yo, but you cost me
to rich show my car up with ninety three at
all times? Rich, buddy. Come on, let me tell you
waste all your money on this gas out there. Let
(35:54):
me tell you say gas. Yeah, this is the biggest
scam everage my car. You're not driving f one. My
car will go to get go and then it'll be like, hey,
you got some perks here you want to hear. So
I'll be like absolutely, I'll go to Beach. I'll go
to BJ's they got their own special gas, and I'll
be like okay, yep, how much is gonna okay? Cool?
(36:16):
Like half my gas, this is free? All right? Then
I got a big list though, what was that noise?
Was that you my body? I hope that came off
on there because that was a gross body noise that
came from my soul man in a slight moment of
just both of us not talking, you heard I got
(36:38):
a top five top five body parts that would be
a good check engine light for humans. Time for polo
rankings with Mikey and Bob Nutty. Six one kiss, top
(37:00):
five places on a human that would be a good
check engine light. You got five number five cheeks. But
don't look at like it's the cheeks on your face.
You know, sometimes it gets cold out, cheeks get a
little rosy. Yeah. Maybe if there's something wrong with your body,
the cheeks turn red a little bit, and then it's like, oh,
(37:23):
check engine lights. On number four of the ears, I
think your ears get red to it. Yeah, if your
ears just started turning red, you know, people would be like, hey, concern. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, like even when you get sick, your ears
get hot, don't they. Yeah, my ears. I feel like
everything gets hot, but ears get hot too. Yeah, ears
are already basically like a check engine light. Right top
(37:47):
five body parts would be a good check engine light.
For human number three. The nose, I mean you got
a red nose, runny nose, something dripping out of it,
something's going on. We got a leak. Yep, check engine
lights on. For human number two. Finger, the tip of
(38:10):
your finger turned red. Pull it? No, don't pull it.
This is not a pull my finger thing. Red tip finger,
red tip finger straight up? Et extra testicle here? Okay
if they're red? Huh et no from the planet. When
your finger turned red on the tip? Yep. Number one, nipples,
(38:37):
Let go, let go. I just did the whole list.
I can make nipples number one. Everybody knows that, right.
Everybody knows where I was going to. I was gonna
get to going down below. Who's gonna see it? Check
the oil? Who's gonna check the engine? You're only gonna
be able to, okay, mechanic is the guy with a
mustache over there, big guy with Catcher's mint hands? Huh?
(39:00):
Is it my big bear friend over there? Dip dipstick
on the oil? Dipstick d ip yeah, yeah, all right,
I don't know why I just did that power ranking.
I didn't even tell Bob I was gonna do it,
but I felt like I needed to tell everybody. If
humans had a check engine light, those would be my
(39:22):
top five body parts to go off and saying, hey
we got a problem here. Flashing Oh yes, flashing nipples
would be even better. Anybody's still listening to us? Or
are we just doing this show for herself? At this point,
she said, Mikey, Bob, it's the ninety six one morning
freak show. Uh tomorrow, I got this season of Love
(39:44):
is Blind on Netflix. It's it's the weddings. Oh, I
don't even remember how many couples are left. Three I
think maybe four. I don't know. No people are gonna
make it in this series. I don't think it's a
bad one. This is bad here. It's not gonna end
well a lact like Love is Blind Denver didn't happen.
But yeah, it's that bad. Maybe it's you always want
(40:07):
to look back on it. A couple of these people
go to Sex Island. You know there'll be some drama
during their reunion. The reunions are the best. Man really like,
we all just watch reality shows so we can get
to the reunion, right, like when you're watching like trash reality,
it's just I need to know what I need to know. Well,
these ones they filmed months and months ago. So much
crap has happened since the last time they've actually been
(40:29):
on camera. It's explosive. I love it. Can't wait New
Love is Blind tomorrow. We need to talk about what
just happened here on the show, because uh, we were
just you know, talking, and there was a natural pause
for me and Bob where neither of us were saying anything,
and then we heard a noise come out of Bob's body.
(40:52):
Now Bob didn't fart or anything like that, right, No,
But I don't know if it's just you drink coffee
today or maybe it's your stomach growling a little bit.
But here is what just happened on the show. And listen.
After I talked to the mystery noise that Bob makes,
I got a big list though. What was that noise?
(41:13):
Was that you my body? What was that the gross
that was? That was my soul talking there? Man, I'd
like listening back to it. It grosses me out. You know.
It's so weird is that most shows would like not
(41:37):
act like this even happened as my guts are gurgling,
it would be like we're like, wow, stop everything, Oh
gosh that Oh it's so gross. Oh such a polished show.
We shouldn't know. It's bodily functions us. No, not only
did it happen, we stopped as soon as it happened,
went wait a minute, it was your body just making noise,
(41:58):
And now here we are confirming that, yes, Bob's body
made this noise. I got a big list, though, b
was ad noise? Is that you my body? Phew, sound
like sounds like some sort of like small animal, you know,
(42:18):
a small frog? Yeah, small frog? Yeah that's what Yeah,
small frog. Yeah, that's what it is. Like you're by
a pond or a marshy area. You just hear this nose.
You're not sure it might be a frog, might be
something else. I don't know, fish bubbles. It's weird noise, man,
(42:40):
I don't like it. Every time you play too, it
feels like it's coming back out of my mouth and
it's weird. Right, does it feel like it's coming out
of your body when you play it? Like every time
I hear it feels like it's coming out of my
body again. I don't like it. I got a big
list though, bos that noise that you my body? So
(43:04):
what'd you guys do on the show today? Bob's body
made a weird noise and then we talked about it
for like three minutes straight. Bob had bubble guts today.
They pay you guys for that? Yeah, yeah, they do.
Are you guys in contract negotiations though? Yeah? And it's
probably not gonna work out after this segment. To be honest,
we actually locked. We actually probably deserve a pay cut
(43:26):
after this segment. Mike and Bob. It is the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got some clouds,
maybe a little rain this morning, but that'll clear up
later in the day. Heighs today around sixty degrees, so
still a little still a little chilly out there. Penn's
back at home tonight. They're taking on Vancouver at seven o'clock. Steelers,
(43:47):
of course, have Sunday night football against Aaron Rodgers' former team.
The Packers Giant offensive lineman Broderick Jones last game when
they lost to the Bengal on Thursday, when the Pat
Fryarmouth touchdown happened late in the fourth quarter, Broderick Jones
celebrating and tackled Aaron Rodgers. He was finally asked about
(44:08):
it yesterday.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but sorry. You know, it's football. It gets
intense home. But you know it's still no love loss.
It's always it's just the energy that he brings in
that I bring. He told me, don't lose the fire,
and I told him the same. So you know, we
shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I might tackle him again. Threat there, Broderick Jones round two.
I don't think he's touching Aaron Rodgers ever. Again, I
don't think he is, because Aaron Rodgers looked angry. He
went from happy to what the hell Broderick? But like
you described it, Bob, Broderick's like a big giant dog
who doesn't know he's a big giant dog. Yeah right,
(44:49):
yeah with the ZOOMI it just, you know, I just
doesn't understand how big he actually is. He knocks something
off the coffee table with his tail. He doesn't know
his strength. That's basically what it was. He didn't mean it.
Let's get to some more of your entries for Steeler tickets.
We're giving away Sunday night football tickets. All you got
to do is get on the free iHeartRadio app, send
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Steelers ticket. That's not it. I'm in. That's no, see dominant, No,
it's here we go. Oh, this contest is not a
whip your wood out on wood Street will because if
you haven't been listening to the show so far this week,
you can't whip your wood out on wood Street.
Speaker 8 (45:31):
Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out,
can't whip your wood out of Wood Street. The lesson
right there, Let's get to another one. Here we go. Yeah,
I'm hype. That's all jack out me. And you know
(45:59):
it took from Watch Out Sunday Night. I was just
gonna do the Sunday Night football theme, but then I
forgot how it went. So I just went I just
because the the NBA season kicks off tonight at NBC
(46:23):
and they brought back the Run Round Round Ball, Rock
Roll the John Tesh. So I was gonna do Sunday
Night Football, which is but instead I was going and
I just went get you another one here, Hey, Bob,
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I listen to you guys every morning commuting my boyfriend
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push him, Push him out of the car while it's
still going.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
And I am a huge Stealers fan.
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I would love to win those tickets so that I
can take him so that he can watch his team
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All right. All you gotta do is get on a
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become one of only five quarterbacks to beat every NFL team.
The only handful of quarterbacks who have done it be
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night as we get ready for Sunday Night Football, an
act for sure. Good on that, Mike, you Bob, It's
the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We want
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to try to pay your bills. Chance for you to
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this morning here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, Donald
Trump is considering commuting Diddy set and as early as
this week. Diddy, who was sentenced to prison for like
four years for all the sex stuff and yeah and
all that. Uh huh, yeah, he might get free as
(48:09):
early as is this week though. But if I'm guilty
and everything, nobody cares. But honestly, you gotta think of
what else is going on. And just like, all right,
now we're talking about Diddy, Why do I care about Diddy?
He's already been sentenced to you know, jail and everything
like that. And I'm thinking maybe it could be because
you know, government shut down. Yeah, yeah, another distraction and
(48:33):
they'll be like, yeah, but Diddy's get I don't pay attention.
Or it could be like, you know, there's a democratic
representative that still needs to be sworn in from Arizona
after she was elected three weeks ago, and that'd be
the final signature needed on the dischargement petition to force
a vote to compel the Justice Department to release the
Epstein finals. And they're taking down the East wing the
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White House I'm sure everybody saw that to put up
a two hundred and fifty million dollar ballroom. Yeah yeah,
but but Diddy. Huh, everybody b U T T Diddy
but Diddy? But Diddy probably not his nickname, right, but
Diddy might maybe. Now, Yeah, let's get to this talk
(49:15):
back message here.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Hi, I was gonna call in and request a song,
but I have social anxiety, so I'm just gonna leave
a message.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (49:25):
I heard this song yesterday and I spent stuck in
my head and I can't find it on like Spotify
or anything yet. I think it's still like too new,
so I'm hoping you guys have it in your rotation.
You can play it on the station today. It's I
think it's called you Can't Whip your wood at on
wood Street.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh No, it's a song that's sweeping song and lifeless.
It's sweeping the city right now, whip your wood out,
can't whip wood out of wood Street street? Street car
(50:12):
you wood out of wood Street with your wood out.
I mean, usually we don't do song requests on the
station because it's all pre programmed for us in the computer. Yeah,
but we make exceptions. Because she did not think that
we had the song that we made on yesterday's show,
Can't Whip Your Wood Out on Wood Street Cat. I'm
(50:35):
Mikey here, Bob, I'm I'm along with the maple glaze donut.
Here it comes knocking at my front door. I'm letting
it in. Okay, Is there a donut that if a
donut knocked on your front door? Is there any donut
you're denying? Or is every donut getting in? Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:50):
They're all getting in, screams the Mikey and Bob podcast
on iHeart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six Morning Dude. What'd
you do? Don't worry about it? What you do Bestif
you sent my nipples to everybody? All right? Hold on,
you sent my nipples to everybody? Mike You Bob The
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's a
birthday in the office today. Michelle from sales send an
(51:18):
email to Pittsburgh all, which means it goes to everybody
in the company that works in Pittsburgh. I don't even
know how many people that is. It's just anybody that
touches like Pittsburgh. It's like eighty people or so regional people. Yeah,
people we don't see ever. Really. Michelle from sales sent
a a picture of a happy birthday cupcake, you know,
(51:42):
like you just go find Google image Happy birthday cupcake. Yeah,
and Michelle said, happy birthday to the glue that keeps
it all together. Have the best day to office lady Amy,
who is having a birthday today, which I couldn't agree
with more. Amy is terrific, uh than Bonnie Diver. The
traffic lady responded with a picture of her dog and
(52:05):
it says Happy Birthday. Amy Diego says, party like an animal.
I couldn't. I couldn't let it go. I couldn't. I
had to tap in. Usually I'll just don't need another
tap in. Yeah, you should. Nobody else needs to tap
in after the first. Oh I'm in it now birthday. No,
I'm in it a minute. Get you dragged my nipples
into it too. A lot of people would think that
(52:26):
there shouldn't even be an initial happy birthday because if
you start wishing happy and it's the same thing on
our show, you start wishing happy birthday to one person,
you gott wish happy birthday to everybody you know. You're right.
You're right. So I found a picture of me and
Bob when we were dressed up for a haunted house
before we were in it. I'm dressed up as a
spooky clown. Bob's dressed up like a spooky clown, but
(52:48):
he doesn't have a shirt on, and there balloons painted
over his nipples and his chest. Says happy birthday, So
I responded. Bob also says, party like an animal everybody, Amy,
you send it to everybody? Now we wait, we wait
for what. But I'm telling you, if somebody responds this
(53:09):
is not what the Pittsburgh All email is for, I'll
be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm the bad guy now,
you know, like I'm setting the trap as long as
a dog was partying like an animal. I'm sorry? Did
I go too far because my best friend's happy birthday
nipples are out for office? Lady Amy, I'm sorry. I
can't believe he sent it to everybody like you whispered
(53:33):
to me, you're a check here email Like what, I'm like,
what could this possibly be?
Speaker 5 (53:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I see now I'm getting responses that are just to me.
Though we can't have that yourself. It's not a fun game.
But yourself. Nobody's gonna be responding to me personally. No,
just going. I can't believe you just sent them on
the Happy Birthday Amy Office all email. Now you gotta
face the repercautions of having to respond to everybody who
(53:59):
responds you. I don't care. I'm deleting all of them.
I'm deleting all of them. What happened? I did what
I did. I rolled the birthday grenade out there and exploded,
and I did what I did. Okay, all email birthday
grenade had nipples? Oh my god, it did birthday nipples
ka boom. Yeah, maybe we'll be in a meeting for
(54:19):
it later. But if you abuse the Pittsburgh all emails started,
we just probably finished it. That's it. And trust me,
I got I got pictures of Bob nipples for about
every season. So whoever's got a birthday we celebrate careful,
Well do we celebrate? We got nipples for everything? Careful?
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
What what up? What's going on? Ohd Wally nipples? You
don't think I got a picture d Wally nipples.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
Bob.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
By the way, I love going through my neighborhood and
all the Dwali lights up. It's confusing at first, You're like, Oh,
what's happening. Light's going on? Oh it's the Walie all right,
I like it, and uh the people. Maybe you can
send your neighbors pictures of my nipples? Do you like
a neighborhood Facebook? Yeah, hop on the No, I don't
(55:13):
think I need to do that. No, I don't think
I need to my nipples out there. I don't think
I need to do that. Just put it out there
and be like, watch out for this guy Trigg or Treating.
He's a friend of mine, but he's watch out. He's
threatened to come in our neighborhood and be a shirtless clown.
(55:36):
Happy birthday, Office Lady Amy. Yeah, yeah, celebrate your chance
to win one thousand dollars. Coming up next on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mike Kimbob. It's Mike Kimbob,
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Up
next on the show in just a couple of minutes,
we're gonna give you the nation Ye keyword to enter
on our website nine to six one kiss dot com.
(55:57):
You'll have a chance to win a thousand dollars. We'll
try to pay your bills up next here on the
on the station. This might not have been a good
move to reply all for those people who just joined
the show. It is office lady Amy's. She's basically like
the office mom around here. It's her birthday today. So
(56:18):
the email went out from someone in sales, Happy Birthday
Amy with a little happy Birthday cupcake harmless. You know, right,
everybody loves Amy around here. Sure, yeah, but it was.
It was to Pittsburgh All. So we went to everybody
that works for our company in Pittsburgh. And then Bonnie Dyver,
the traffic lady, responded with a picture of her dog
(56:39):
Diego and it says Diego says party like an animal.
Happy Birthday, Amy. I responded with a picture of me
and Bob from Haunted House were Bob shirtless with balloons
painted over his nipples, and it says happy Birthday. One
response is too many, Well, people are responding directly to
me instead of using the Pittsburgh All function, which goes
(57:02):
to everybody who works for the company in Pittsburgh. Someone
responded to me terrifying lol, and I responded, Yes, the
abuse of the Pittsburgh All email function is terrifying. Hey,
you've gotten yourself into something here. You're gonna get responses
(57:22):
all day. People aren't even like up and moving yet.
Bonnie Diver, the traffic Queen of Pittsburgh, responded, she wants
to know if she can post the picture on her
socials picture what my nipples? Yeah, gotta tell you why? Approved?
Speaker 2 (57:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (57:47):
All right? Let me tell you exactly. They can't let
me tell you exactly what's happened. Okay, I'd like to know.
I just gave the traffic woman permission to share your
nipples without your consent, across all social media platforms that
she has. She asked permission. It's in an email too,
(58:10):
so even if the company looks at it, is she
gonna post it on her first personal Facebook page. I
don't know, like to her friends and family, Bro, nipples,
how exciting is the caption? Gonna be traffically he's gonna
make captured about your nips? Happy birthday? Office lady, Amy?
What if we want to be done? Have you done?
(58:31):
I hit reply all and I thought it'd be fun
of games and now all funny games. Now all of
a sudden, I don't know somebody that hey, she asked
for permission though, Okay, we love a consenting queen around here.
All right here, somebody don't get in a meeting for
(58:52):
all this day, but it's possible. I'm going home at
ten oh one day, okay, Mike, Bob, it's the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I just saw
Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show out by the
bathrooms and I let him know. I said, you see
your email yet? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (59:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Again, it's office Lady Amy's birthday here today. So the
all office email went out to everybody in the company
that works in Pittsburgh. Oh, it's like eighty people or something.
And I responded with a picture of Bob's shirtless dressed
like a clown with balloons painting out his nipples and
his chest. That's happy birthday. I sent that as just like,
(59:37):
all right, we're doing birthdays around here where everybody can
see the emails. I'll send mine. Don't want to act
like I don't care, you know, So I told Bill
Crawford out there, so you see your email yet with
Bob's birthday picture, no birthday, birthday nipples are waiting for you.
Check your email and you get back in there. And
then he said, did you go by the break room.
Yet I said no, He goes, Oh, somebody just microwave
(01:00:01):
two bags of popcorn, like butter popcorn, says it smells
like a movie theater. Who's doing popcorn? Am? What are
we doing? Did you see Joyce's pie? This was a
thing on the internet. You know what, We need some
wholesome content every now and then. Right, Joyce sounds like
(01:00:23):
an older woman. She is. She's showing her pie off online.
Her screen name is Joyce Joyce Hopkins nineteen forty six.
That's probably or she was born. Looking at her, she's
an older woman, right. Yeah. She posted on Facebook, but
I think she had her Facebook connected to threads, so
it went on threads too. She had no clue she
(01:00:43):
was going viral for her pie. She posted the recipe
for something called the water pie. Okay, she said, this
is called the wacky pie. They made it during the depression.
It only has water, flour, sugar, vanilla extract, and butter
in it. I'll let you know how it turns out.
It's got a cool long time. And then sit in
the refrigerator a long time. So I'm gonna go take
(01:01:05):
a nap. So this was three days ago, right, the
internet just went knots because Joyce never came back. And
Joyce left that post behind. Dude, she left the post
the post behind and like it's like Brand's brand started
checking in with her, Like the Calm app said, normally
I encourage nap taking, but Joyce, we all need to
(01:01:27):
know what the pie tasted like. Please awaken from your slumber.
So yesterday, finally Joyce responded, I finally woke up from
my nap and somebody told me my pie has gone viral.
All I did was put it on Facebook. I don't
know that much about Threads, but we really like this
(01:01:48):
a lot. Joyce's viral pie. Can you just I'm just
reading a lot of the responses. It just likes up
to ten thousand notifications, somebody wrote after she ghosted the
Internet for a day because she didn't understand that the
internet was waiting on her pie. Joyce, if you're reading this,
just know your family loves you and wants you to
(01:02:09):
come home. Also, Threads wants to know how the pie
was So this lady, this lady just put this. You know,
this is a depression pie. It's got very few ingredients
and everything. She made it and said all right, I'm
gonna go take a nap. And then the internet came
in and she's like, Joyce, did she come back and
let everybody know, dude, I've been scrolling. I've been looking
at this post Joyce's return. Yeah, she was back just
(01:02:32):
to like be like, oh, I went viral. But she
did say that the pie could use nuts, which that's
too many. It's too many ingredients because not so probably
expensive during Great Depression. So so when Joyce eventually did
come back, because she's alive, she didn't die, like that
would have been tragic if she posted this great, I'll
(01:02:53):
let you know how my pie turns out. And then
she died, Yes, she died, but Joyce came back and
said the pie needed nuts. So but she also said
the nuts were too expensive during the Great Depression. So
sort of defeats the purpose of the water pie. But
I don't know, doom Scrolling is a bad thing. World's
(01:03:14):
a bad place. Then all of a sudden, the internet
gives you a choice. Yeah, that I believe was born
in nineteen forty six. All we need is a choice
to show us her pie. And then all of a sudden,
that don't look at me like that it's Joyce's pie. Okay,
I was waiting to see a picture of Joyce's finished pie.
She said it needed nuts. Listen, a lot of bad
(01:03:38):
stuff going on right now. Older lady wants to show
pie on the internet, all right, he more power to her.
It's Mikey. It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Bob just had an incident in the
bathroom where he was. Uh, he was in the stall.
Somebody came in to the other stalls in Bob. Bob
(01:04:01):
walks out. Yeah, Bob's at the sink washing his hands
as the other person is about to use the bathroom
and they're undoing their belt, pulling their pants down. Here
it's blank, that's all that. They said. Holy beep. And
they were in some type of suit too. It was
like like dress pants and like, uh oh, I want
(01:04:23):
to know what's going on in there the dresses. Is
he about to not make it or like I think
somebody's going through it in there. I don't know. Maybe
they didn't make it and they realized it once they
hit Oh jeez, that could be a till. Do you
just you just you just like we're in the bathroom
for somebody's like rock bottom moment. That's how they started
(01:04:43):
their day. Like, I've never been in the bathroom like
with other I mean me and you. We've been buddy
since we're like eight years old. We go in the
bathroom and it's a party. Okay. I just washed my
hands and got out of there real quick. Whatever comes
after that, I don't want to be part of somebody's
in the bathroom. They know they're in there with a stranger.
(01:05:04):
Maybe they saw you through the little crack dude, they
saw you washing your hands. They go big, Bob, Holy blate,
ain't there with the stranger talking out loud. Let's go
Penns tonight. Huh Hey, hey, what are playing hockey back
at home tonight? Let's go man a little bit. Let's
go Penn's Tonight, Penn's take on the Vancouver Canucks, seven pm.
(01:05:27):
They're back at home. I don't know what we did
on the show today, Bob, do you have any clue
what you want to name the podcast today? Forever Birthday Nipples.
That's precious. That's a precious name, right there Forever Birthday Nipples.
I like it all right? Anything else? We got to
tell the kid before we get out of here. I
think we're uh, I think we're good. You can enter
for Sabrina Carpenter sold out tickets on the ninety six
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That's it for us. Here comes biggest Steeler fan, Penguins fan,
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Ryan Seacrest ninety six.
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Never sounded so good
Well the ninety six one this morning freak show. Hey,
I think I did something to my car on the
way to work this morning. Oh no, Well, when I
left work yesterday, the tire pressure light came on and
I was like, okay, let me check this, and it's
it's it's down. You know, it's usually in like the
mid thirties tire pressure. Well, once the light goes on,
(00:20):
you're in trouble. Well, the light goes on for two
of my tires, and they're in the upper twenties. I
got like a twenty eight and a twenty nine. I'm
like getting colder though. That's what it is, getting colder.
Weather change. The weather change screws with the tires. You
know that right out? Yeah, sure it gets colder, you know,
(00:40):
so I didn't think about it's whatever. By the way,
my check engine light's been on for two straight months now.
No car still driving. If it blows up, it blows up, whatever,
No big deal. It's a twenty seventeen day. If I'm
riding through, the wheels fall off at this point, you know,
still out here on these roads. Uh huh. Oh, I'm
(01:01):
driving to work this morning and tires are still low.
I'm just like they're just cold. F one kicks in.
Start warming them up. Dude. We even nobody's on the
roads weaving a little bit. You know, I'm not in
the other lane. I'm in my lane, but I'm turning
a very tight lean on my swerving in and out.
(01:21):
Got warmed to tires up to watch out. By the
time I got to work, we're in the thirties. I'm like,
thirty two brought them back. The light well, lights still off. Lights,
that's concerning. However, though unbelievable. The check engine light went off.
It's shaking up a little bit, gone, it's gone. I
(01:43):
was like, how did that work? So my check ange
light's been on for two months, and miraculously this morning
I start warming the tires up. A little race car,
a little race car. I mean, that's what my car
wanted the whole time. It's like, hey, this engine can
do a lot more, Bud, Hey make me feel live
while you warmed them tires up for me. You know,
I'm going forty miles an hour doing this, and all
(02:07):
of a sudden, get to work. Tires are warmed up
and the check engine light goes off, and it's just like, hey,
all right, job's done here. Thanks for warm. I have
no clue why the the engine light's gone now. Wow, man,
I feel like I hit some sort of cheat coat.
All you do is shaking up a little bit, just
like are you Are you sure you want to leave that?
(02:28):
There's nothing wrong? That's your car talking, you're going. I'm ready,
I'm ready to race. If you need men this, I
can go on and off. I warmed the tires up
this morning, dude. You know what I didn't do, though?
Warm the butt cheeks? Oh man, still too, still, still
didn't need that. I had one heater on wearing George though,
So okay, well yeah there you go, all right, but
(02:49):
one bar, one bar, Okay, you can go three okay. Yeah,
just wanted to heat them up a little bit. Yeah,
it make me sweat. Your butt cheeks are like my tires.
Just gotta warm them up a little bit. Don't get
them too hot though. The check engine light was on
the bunchies this morning. Got warming up a little bit.
Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one kiss
(03:09):
morning freak show. Did uh did Amazon and most of
the Internet go down yesterday? Or what was going on
with that? Yeah? Yeah, I think including our talkbacks, because
we have this big gap in our talkbacks yesterday. The
Amazon cloud services that everybody uses. Yeah, it's like middle
of the afternoon, like Amazon down started trending. Oh no,
(03:30):
Like hey, should we all have everything on the internet
on Amazon? Like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Should? Ever, then when it goes down, everything just disappears.
What do you do? He called Bezos and be like, hey, man,
you're all the stuff went down. He's like, okay, we
pull the cord out and plug it back. Maybe we
shouldn't have put all our eggs into the Bezos basket.
Uh So there was like a gap in getting talkback
(03:56):
messages after we posted the podcast yesterday over in major
sites like Worldwide. Yeah, it is is. I wasn't even
on the internet yesterday. It's just took a walk, you know.
Airlines didn't even know. They didn't even know the internet
was done, Like Starbucks, McDonald's. Everything just went out. How
(04:17):
did society? How is society even moving on today? I
don't know. Man, we recovered though, they said last night.
I guess at some point last night it's just like whoa,
we got it up and running together. Thank you, Bezo,
Sorry for but not really, Hey, we did get a
couple of talkback messages entering for Steelers tickets. You know
big Sunday night football games. Steelers are wearing the throwbacks too, right, yeah, yeah,
(04:40):
all right, right, I like com better than the bumblebee ones,
I think, you know, but Steelers gonna be wearing the throwbacks,
the nineteen thirty three throwbacks Sunday night football. The nude
colored pants are a little oh they're a little weird.
They're gonna look skin color. I'm trying, and it's gonna
be like weird. Yeah, you know, it's gonna look like
everybody's like just winning the polling squid word and Donald
(05:03):
Buckin Right, you're right, okay, all right, black pants would
be a lot better. But you can editor win some
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Here we go, stee Here go don Aaron Rodgers leads
us to the promised land stairway to seven beat the pack. Oh,
here we go, Steelers, here we go, Here we go, Steeves,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Dude, he's playing Sunday Night football. You know, take the
Internet back down. Maybe take the Internet backdown from Mikey
and Bob podcast. We are so past the stage of
we'll grow up one day, like no, this it so
what we are.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
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Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning,
freak Shoe, awesome clouds, maybe a little rain this morning.
Highs in the uh in the low sixties, Bob. Yesterday
on the show, we were covering a post by our
friends over at the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account on social
media said that over the weekend somebody pulled up on
(06:49):
somebody on Wood Street and showed off their wood wood
on Wood Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we covered that
on the show yesterday. Was there a song that was made,
Can't Whip your Wood out on Wood Street?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It happened. Okay, that was the thing that happened. So
let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
the Pavement Group.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I just got off my lunch break a little bit ago,
was listening to today's show on the podcast. Went back
in the work, and uh, I didn't realize I was
singing to myself, can't whip your wood out on Wood Street?
Until I turned around for my paperwork and about five
(07:34):
my coworkers were staring at me. So thanks for that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You're welcome, You're welcome. How loud are you singing it?
You know? It's it gets stuck in your head. It
does listening to the podcast on launch you you know
you come back and whip your wood on one Street?
Can't weip your wood on one Street?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Can't whip you, can't whip your wood out of Wood Street.
You can't whip your wood out. Can't whip your wood out,
can't whoop your wood out of Wood Street? Five coworkers,
what are you doing? What are you doing? Are you
(08:16):
talking about your out? You can't whoop your wood out street?
Can't do it. Can't whip your wood out on Wood Street.
I love that all of her coworkers are standing behind her.
What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Wood Street?
(08:38):
Wood Street? Can't whip your what out? Can't whip yours?
A banger? Right there?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It is?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It is so stupid. What's so funny? Everybody in the
office will say, just like, maybe you should go home?
Are you okay? What? He what'd you have for lunch?
It seems to be disagreeing with you? Okay? Hey? Uh,
Sharman announced, I don't know if you've seen this yet.
They have a uh toilet paper roll that is supposed
to last a household of two one month. It is
(09:17):
a giant monstrosity of a toilet paper. We will read
the Sharman one month toilet paper roll Facebook comments. Coming
up on the show around seven to forty. It's Mike
and Bob, Mikey and Bob Podcast, Mike and Bob. I'm
ninety six Kiss, oh Man, I fell apart there, I
fell apart.
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Mikey and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. It's Country versus Country in the World
series blue Jay's beat the Mariners Game seven last night
the American League Championship Series, so it is Toronto blue
Jays against Los Angeles Dodgers for the World Series. Dodgers
(10:05):
are the complete favorite. Dodgers in five was trending on
Twitter as soon as the Blue Jays won last night.
I'm rooting for the blue Jay blue Jays crowd. Yeah,
blue Jays fans. Yeah, rooting for the Blue Jays in
that one. I don't know. I just I saw just
a cool baseball moment. This guy, George Springer hit a
three run home run and Toronto lost their minds last
(10:26):
night and it was so awesome. Wow. It just makes
me hate Bob Nuttings. Wow. Every time I see good
baseball highlights, I can't even appreciate him because I'm just like, yeah,
we could have that here, man. I just want to
feel a little bit of it. I love it. I
just want like the second half of the season to
be meaningful baseball. I can't believe baseball is still going on.
Been over for a while here, Yeah, yeah, it has O.
(10:49):
There's football. Last night, the Lions beat the Buccaneers and
the Seahawks beat the Texans to Monday Night football games
last night, as the Steelers get ready for the Green
Bay Packers Sunday Night football at Acrasher, Aaron Rodgers, if
he beats the Packers, will have beaten all thirty two
(11:10):
teams in the NFL, the wild stat and there's only
I've been doing it for a while here, there's let's see,
there's one, two, three. He'll be the fifth one to
do it. Ever. So this is a quarterback who has
played for a team for a long time but also
has like jumped teams a little bit. Yeah, so the
(11:32):
only quarterbacks that have ever beaten all thirty two teams
Brett Favre, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and then
Aaron Rodgers can do it if he gets to win
Sunday night the Steelers win against the Packers. There's a
couple others that are just like all right because they
played with one team their whole career so far. Patrick
Mahomes has beaten every team except the Chiefs, and also
(11:55):
Ben Roethlisberger beat every damn team except he'll never beat
the Steelers. You'll never beat the Steelers though never happened.
So Aaron Rodgers could put himself an elite company again
on Sunday Night Football if he beats his old team,
the Packers. Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, he got tackled in
(12:16):
the game on Thursday night after throwing that late fourth
quarter touchdown to Pat Fryar move, Roderick Jones tackle. Yeah,
Broderick Jones a little too excited. Maybe he doesn't know,
like he's a giant human being and kind of tackled
Aaron Rodgers to the ground. Aaron Rodgers is over forty
years old. You can't tackle somebody over forty years old
to the ground, just to you know, just for fun,
Roderick Jones, you're still young. You don't know your size yet.
(12:38):
But once you're once you're over forty years old, you
fall down, you know. Roderck Jones was like a giant
puppy that doesn't know what it is. That's what it is. Yeah,
that's what it is. Giant puppy jumping around and running
and then all of a sudden he's on top of
Aaron Rodgers. Here's Broderick Jones yesterday discussing tackling Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but sorry. You know, the football that gets
intense home for sure, but you know it's still no
love loss. It's always it's just the energy that he
brings in that I bring. He told me, don't lose
the fire, and I told him the same. So you know,
we shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown. I
might tackle him again.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, like, Aaron Rodgers is the captain and everything.
You know, he's been MVP multiple times. But Roderck Jones
be like, might tackle him again. I didn't expect that reaction.
You know, it just turns into their touchdown celebration together.
Like the first part I was rolling with Roderick Jones
where he was just like, yeah, I just got excited.
It's football. But then at the end he's just like,
(13:40):
I might do it again, Like we don't need to
keep tackling Aaron Rodgers after touchdown passes. Okay, he's got
the zoomies, man, you can't control it. He does. He's
just a big doll, big puppy with the zoom, big
bumpy doll.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
If you want to win some tickets for Sunday Night Football,
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We will get to today in Freak Show history coming
up next. Here, it's Mikey and Bob at his somber
(14:13):
back to Friends. It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We'll get to today
in Freak Show history in just a minute. Here, let's
get to another talkback message first, though. You can send
them through the iHeartRadio app, brought to us by the
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Speaker 6 (14:25):
Good morning boys.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hey Ray, you're gins there in.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
The eight one four anyway? Yeah, Ray, Mikey, you give
me anxiety. I love you, man, I love Pokemon. I
love Star Wars as much as you. Oh yeah, but
my god, man, two months with a check engine light
that would give me the worst anxiety in the world.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, I had my check engine light on. It was
on for like two straight months. Did I take it
in to get it serviced? Did I say wonder what
this is and if my car is gonna explode? Now?
I just drove my car for two straight months. And
then the check engine light went off this morning, Tadah
fixed it? Did I I'm at like years yeah, bo
(15:03):
Bob drives. What years is your vehicle? Uh, twenty sixteen? Okay,
but you have a lot of miles on it, right, yeah, yeah,
like one hundred and ninety thousand miles. Okay. Yeah. See
mine's in twenty seventeen and I have not hit one
hundred thousand miles yet, So your your vehicle is in
a lot rougher shape than miners. I'm just out of
(15:24):
her cruising with no car payment. I love that we
both have cars that are like, I'm about to hit
over one hundred thousand miles. You're almost at two check
engine light twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, all paid for. I'm
telling you you always need a new car. You always
need new cars. True. Sometimes you just get a car
you're like, yeah, I kind of like this car, and
(15:45):
then one day, uh oh, I'm done paying for it.
All right? Cool? No car payment feels good. Check engine
like too. You get to a certain point where you
just look at it go. I don't know, it's just
sort of like it still moves good. I don't know
if I believe like we're both both having a standoff
with our check engine. Like still moving out there. Sure
(16:08):
I believe you anyway.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Boys, Let's have good day and let's go.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Penn Deppens are back at home the night finally, right
depends uh taking on the Canucks, Vancouver Canucks at the
arena seven o'clock tonight. All right, it is right around
seven o'clock in the morning. It is time for us
to take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made us smile. It is a
(16:36):
very special naked story for today history. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Today, always weird things happening down in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
This is Titusville, Florida, Florida. Man was found naked and
gyrating on the back of a stranger's porch. Why a
woman who A woman who lives at the home said
she saw a shadow through the blinds about two am.
When she looked through the sliding glass door, she saw
a twenty eight year old Axel rivera naked on her porch. Helicopter.
What the man? Helicopter? He's dry rating? All right, you
(17:14):
want to see the elephant trick. Welcome to the dude.
Rivierro was standing there. Why do we have a radio show. Honestly,
I mean this dude was out there doing that with
nobody washing. Riviera was standing naked on her back porch
with this oka with with his hands in the air
and gyrating his hips. What was he there for? According
(17:37):
to the affidavit, clothes were scattered on the floor of
the back porch. Riviera also went into the woman's laundry
room on the back porch, so they weren't even his clothes.
Probably is probably laundry room closed. I don't know what.
Police followed him. He was wandering a parking lot nearby
naked and told officers and his clothes were stolen by someone.
(17:57):
He's charged with burglary and in decent exposure, just out
a stranger's porch, no clothes on. He's got his hands
in the air and gyrating his hips. Florida and a
naked person making the show once again, Sabrina Carpenter two
back to back sold out shows this Thursday and Friday
at the Arena. You can win some tickets up on
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try to win those sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets. It
is Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Free Show. Bob. Yesterday, we were talking about the the
Strip District terminal. Right, Yeah, they did their first ten
(18:42):
stars on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame that they have there.
It looks pretty cool, it does. It looks pretty cool.
But the one thing that bothered me is that the
stars are like facing the street, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I feel like the Hollywood Walk of Fame stars are
a face you as you walk, these sort of like
(19:05):
face whatever building is there in the in the street.
I feel like they're put the wrong I didn't even
notice it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it does
make sense. You put it as you walk, so then
you can look down and be in front of you,
like turn your head a little bit. Who's this? Who
is this? Excuse me? I'm gross. Maybe they figured they
could fit more in that way or something. Yeah, maybe
(19:27):
that's it. But the first ten were uh uh inducted
into the new Pittsburgh Walk of Fame yesterday in the
Strip District, and there's only two that are alive the
rest of them had family members, you know, like Roberto
Clemente Junior. And you know, we're there to accept for
on behalf of other people, the jazz singer and songwriter
(19:47):
and guitarist George Benson. Uh, he's still alive, but he's
dealing with health. It health issues, so he sent a
video in and everybody else is dead except Batman, Michael Keaton,
the Cars Super He's been in so many movies. He
was there to accept his star on the Pittsburgh Walk
of Fame yesterday.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
Honestly, this is one of the greatest days in my life.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:09):
I love places like this, but I especially I love
this my hometown. I love these immigrant cities. My own
family looks like the un and I'm so proud of it. Look,
there's nothing I'm gonna read some things. There's nothing like
being recognized by your hometown because it's the place that
(20:29):
actually make you who you are. At these places, and
to be honored here and boy included among this inaugural
group of honorees people who have not just shaped Pittsburgh,
but literally shaped the world.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
This is almost embarrassing. Almost. Yeah, that's pretty cool though,
Like I you know, to give people their flowers while
while they're still here is you know, it's pretty dude,
from the idea when we first heard about it to
what it was yesterday. Uh whoever put it to good
damn good job, because it's seriously cool. Look like start
(21:08):
to finish when the idea came like Strip District terminal, like,
you know, it's pretty it's nice down there. But as
they add more and more, gonna look great. Such a
great idea. It's just they should be turned so you
can see them, like you think the only thing everything
was good. You know, you're gonna see me and Rick
seedback out there with a jackhammer one night, turning them
(21:30):
all the other way. These are turning. He's turned the
wrong way. Who is the contractor on this? So yeah,
Michael Keaton in town yesterday. Pretty cool. We now have
our very own Pittsburgh Walk of Fame and I'm sure
every year, you know, they'll induct more and more people
and yeah, something just pretty cool. That adds to I
think the ambiance of Pittsburgh, especially when people come in
(21:53):
from out of town. They want to go down to
the original Primantis and stuff, and then all of a sudden,
like oh my gosh, like all these famous people from Pittsburgh.
Well we got ten right now, All right, we're at ten.
We got ten right now. Coming up around seven forty
here on the show, Sharman has announced a giant roll
of toilet paper that should last a family of two
up to one month. It's a giant roll of toilet
(22:15):
paper for your bathroom. Right, yeah, we all read the
Charman Facebook comments about it. Coming up around seven forty
and your chance at one thousand dollars around nine ten.
It's Mike and Bob Kiss, Mike and Bob. It is
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We
learned a lesson on the show yesterday, can't whip your
wood out at Wood Street. There was a post by
(22:37):
the Pittsburgh Police scanner account that's somebody over the weekend. Yeah,
just pulled up on a vehicle and whipped their wood
out on Wood Street. Which is the lesson that a
lot of us didn't need to be taught. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it is a thing. And then this song became a
thing on the show yesterday, your wood out of the
(23:01):
wood Street, Right, so that does the thing. And then
we had the the office lady who came back from
her lunch and couldn't stop singing it.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Real.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I was singing to myself, can't whip your wood out
on Wood Street until I turned around for my paperwork
and thought five my coworkers were staring at me.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
All right, So she's just singing, can't whip your wood
out at wood Street? Uh down doing her paperwork as
she's in the office. Let's get to another talkback message here,
brought to us by One Team Media. It's toilet t rex.
Good morning, my can't bob, it's a toilet t rex.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I am crying over that lady can't whip your wood
out on wood Street saying it to herself.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We're staring at her. I love yourself so much.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I love you. We have a good time here. We
we just try to have fun. We appreciate you. We've
met the toilet t rexing off and some of her
co workers. Yeah, yeah, to know that she is that coworker.
She is the tool workers listening to our show and
then coming back and singing it. Yeah, I can't whip
your wood out of Wood Street. Can't wave you a
wood out of Wood Street? All right, Let's get to
(24:11):
Samrir Steelers talkback messages. We want to send you to
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Oh my gosh, what's up? Five other people in Pittsburgh
care about the NBA with me? Why am I giving
(24:32):
high fives? I don't know. I'm getting the starting lineup
just got announced and I'm going down the line. I
was going, Hey, other Pittsburgh NBA fans. It's big though,
because it's it's back on NBC right, like the whole
round ball rock and yeah, So the NBA is back tonight.
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We want to say on you Sunday Night Football though,
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(26:01):
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Speaker 7 (26:04):
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on the show The Toilet Paper Company. Right, that's got
the the Bears and the commercials that got the got
the toilet paper on their butt cheeks. The bears are
up to something. They came out with a giant roll
of Sharman that is supposed to last two people one month.
(27:14):
It's a giant roll of toilet paper, which, okay, whatever,
just don't buy it if you don't want it. But
coming up next we'll read the Sharman Facebook comments about
their new one month toilet paper roll. It's The Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Mike, you mom, got some clouds, maybe
a little rain this morning. Highs today in the low sixties.
(27:35):
Bob is still wearing shorts though no surprise, I am.
I'm a pants guy now. But Bob holds out on
the shorts for as long as he can. Usually makes
it to Stuff of Us right after Thanksgiving. That's when
you transition to the pants. No pants yet. It's Mikey Bob,
The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Sharman, a toilet paper company,
has announced something called the Forever Roll, seventeen hundred sheets
(27:58):
of toilet paper. That's meant it's a last up to
a month for two people. It's thirty two times bigger
than a regular role of Sharman. It's a monstrosity. It's huge.
They say it's the same soft two ply Sharman that
you're used to Like this, this is not the one
ply work big role. But that's the size of it.
(28:18):
Like if you work in an office and go in
the office bathroom and it's got that big thing. Yeah,
but that's the size of the role that Charman wants
to put in your home bathroom. But they're saying it's
two ply. They're saying it's the good stuff. They're saying
it's one month of two ply seventeen hundred sheets of
Sharman toilet paper. Then we read the Facebook comments. You're
(28:40):
going to a very deep dark place Internet.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It's time for Natty six to one kiss Facebook comments.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
All right, this is kind of weird. But we're reading
the Sharman toilet paper Facebook comments on their forever role
that's supposed to last two people up to a month,
and the s dingle Berry's galore. I know that forever
is just one ply like this stuff at work. Nah,
The Sharman pers say it's two ply corey m one
(29:08):
role last one month. Huh, Taco bell in my butt
except the chair in Charman Steven c that role wouldn't
last a week. I crap six times a day, Steven Check. Yeah,
you don't need to share you there's way too much.
Your family can see this and your coworkers. Hopefully your
(29:29):
doctor can see it too. Darren B. Like six months ago,
Do I need a mounting bracket to secure this thing
to my wall? Yeah? It's the other thing. I'm warrio,
But what do you where we put it? Where do
you put where do you put it? You know? Like
if I gave you a big giant work office toilet
paper ring to take home, what do you do you
(29:51):
need like one of the paper towel holder bar things.
You know what I'm talking about? Wall someplace. Charles M. Look, Man, Man,
I didn't do very well in school, but I know
forever in one month ain't the same thing. Yeah, Charman,
you can't call it a forever role if it lasts
a month for two people. We're not talking about family four.
(30:13):
We're talking about two people here, John B. Forever, you say, Charman,
I call that maybe four days on my poop schedule,
all right? Something else we're learning people have no problems
just sharing their bathroom schedule and also challenging the Sharman
bears like, okay, Sharman Bears, I've seen you on them
commercials with your red asses go six times a day.
(30:37):
Sharman announces a forever toilet paper roll in the last
one month, which again, forever is not one month. We're
in the Facebook comments, Max g If I walk into
a house and see that forever roll hanging on a wall,
you know that family means serious business about their pooping. Point. Yeah,
(30:57):
I don't know if they do. I think it'd be
the opposite. I think they care less. I think they're
just like you mean to tell me we can have
toilet paper for for a month off one roll. If
you have like a half bathroom on the main floor
your house that like people visit, dues and stuff, you
put the big role in there. Is that something in
your nah You put the big role in that one
that's for the guests. I think showing off well because
(31:20):
then it's also like an icebreaker. So if you have
people over your house that come out of the bathroom
and they're like, you ain't big, I is is that? Okay?
Why why is it so big? And play round in
this family and then you just start talking about poop
and you got a buddy, We'll get two more here,
Michelle asked, My cats will love unrolling that thing and
run around the house with it. I don't know, this
(31:41):
one might be too big for cats. Well probably not
at my house because I have like eight cats. They
could take out the forever role. They could forever not
with a cat. One more here, Dakoda g you can
all just buy a bidet and it'll really be a
forever role. You know what, Dad of truth, The real
(32:03):
forever role is this bod Squorter. Yep, that wasn't even Bob.
That was a we have a word day. We have
a working day in the studio. Like I gave you
the point, like when I point adet noise, the Mikey
(32:32):
and Bob podcast, Hiking and Bob ninety Kiss. Oh man,
I fell apart there at the end.
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ninety six to one. Kiss Bob. We were talking earlier
about the check engine light. You have had the check
engine light on your vehicle for over two years now. Yeah,
(33:50):
you drive a vehicle that's approaching two hundred thousand miles
on it and it still runs. You just don't really care.
You just don't really care. It runs fine the last
time you took it in. They're just like, hey, we could, uh,
we could check into the check engine light for you
and see what it is. But you're probably not gonna
like the answer, and they were just like, it's probably
censors that are done in your engine. Yeah, to like
(34:12):
get that out and removed and replaced, it's gonna be
thousands of dollars. Just like now I'm one hundred and
ninety thousand miles. I think I'm okay. And I had
my check engine light on for the last two months.
I was worried the first week, and then I was
just like, huh, still riding fine. Then I'm just like
it must not be a real problem. And then this
morning it went off like it just disappeared. So it's like, oh, no,
(34:35):
engine's good. Now you scared it. You scared it away
this morning. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
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Speaker 10 (34:42):
You guys were just talking about driving cars with check
engine lights. Yeah, well my car has two hundred and
fifty four thousand, three hundred.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And forty nine miles. Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
I drive fifty three miles to work each way every day,
pure hell, and my check engine light comes on depending
upon what gas station I use. Are you sheets it
comes on, If I use rudders it goes off.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Huh. So I do believe it.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
All has something to do with gas and That's how
I'm just going to continue to think until I guess
my engine blows up. Go stealers.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, she thinks it might be the gas. Could be
the gas. I don't know if that's the thing. By
the way, when you're filling up your tank, yeah, he
always you go ninety three. You a ninety three guy,
no number in life, eighty seven whatever the basic one is? Well,
what do you mean basic one? Whatever? The cheapest one
is in eighty seven, eighty nine, ninety three, Yeah, you
(35:32):
go eighty seven. Drive a race car. I mean I'm
by drive a hun day from twenty seventeen and I
go ninety three. Wait, rich, yo, but you cost me
to rich show my car up with ninety three at
all times? Rich, buddy. Come on, let me tell you
waste all your money on this gas out there. Let
(35:54):
me tell you say gas. Yeah, this is the biggest
scam everage my car. You're not driving f one. My
car will go to get go and then it'll be like, hey,
you got some perks here you want to hear. So
I'll be like absolutely, I'll go to Beach. I'll go
to BJ's they got their own special gas, and I'll
be like okay, yep, how much is gonna okay? Cool?
(36:16):
Like half my gas, this is free? All right? Then
I got a big list though, what was that noise?
Was that you my body? I hope that came off
on there because that was a gross body noise that
came from my soul man in a slight moment of
just both of us not talking, you heard I got
(36:38):
a top five top five body parts that would be
a good check engine light for humans. Time for polo
rankings with Mikey and Bob Nutty. Six one kiss, top
(37:00):
five places on a human that would be a good
check engine light. You got five number five cheeks. But
don't look at like it's the cheeks on your face.
You know, sometimes it gets cold out, cheeks get a
little rosy. Yeah. Maybe if there's something wrong with your body,
the cheeks turn red a little bit, and then it's like, oh,
(37:23):
check engine lights. On number four of the ears, I
think your ears get red to it. Yeah, if your
ears just started turning red, you know, people would be like, hey, concern. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, like even when you get sick, your ears
get hot, don't they. Yeah, my ears. I feel like
everything gets hot, but ears get hot too. Yeah, ears
are already basically like a check engine light. Right top
(37:47):
five body parts would be a good check engine light.
For human number three. The nose, I mean you got
a red nose, runny nose, something dripping out of it,
something's going on. We got a leak. Yep, check engine
lights on. For human number two. Finger, the tip of
(38:10):
your finger turned red. Pull it? No, don't pull it.
This is not a pull my finger thing. Red tip finger,
red tip finger straight up? Et extra testicle here? Okay
if they're red? Huh et no from the planet. When
your finger turned red on the tip? Yep. Number one, nipples,
(38:37):
Let go, let go. I just did the whole list.
I can make nipples number one. Everybody knows that, right.
Everybody knows where I was going to. I was gonna
get to going down below. Who's gonna see it? Check
the oil? Who's gonna check the engine? You're only gonna
be able to, okay, mechanic is the guy with a
mustache over there, big guy with Catcher's mint hands? Huh?
(39:00):
Is it my big bear friend over there? Dip dipstick
on the oil? Dipstick d ip yeah, yeah, all right,
I don't know why I just did that power ranking.
I didn't even tell Bob I was gonna do it,
but I felt like I needed to tell everybody. If
humans had a check engine light, those would be my
(39:22):
top five body parts to go off and saying, hey
we got a problem here. Flashing Oh yes, flashing nipples
would be even better. Anybody's still listening to us? Or
are we just doing this show for herself? At this point,
she said, Mikey, Bob, it's the ninety six one morning
freak show. Uh tomorrow, I got this season of Love
(39:44):
is Blind on Netflix. It's it's the weddings. Oh, I
don't even remember how many couples are left. Three I
think maybe four. I don't know. No people are gonna
make it in this series. I don't think it's a
bad one. This is bad here. It's not gonna end
well a lact like Love is Blind Denver didn't happen.
But yeah, it's that bad. Maybe it's you always want
(40:07):
to look back on it. A couple of these people
go to Sex Island. You know there'll be some drama
during their reunion. The reunions are the best. Man really like,
we all just watch reality shows so we can get
to the reunion, right, like when you're watching like trash reality,
it's just I need to know what I need to know. Well,
these ones they filmed months and months ago. So much
crap has happened since the last time they've actually been
(40:29):
on camera. It's explosive. I love it. Can't wait New
Love is Blind tomorrow. We need to talk about what
just happened here on the show, because uh, we were
just you know, talking, and there was a natural pause
for me and Bob where neither of us were saying anything,
and then we heard a noise come out of Bob's body.
(40:52):
Now Bob didn't fart or anything like that, right, No,
But I don't know if it's just you drink coffee
today or maybe it's your stomach growling a little bit.
But here is what just happened on the show. And listen.
After I talked to the mystery noise that Bob makes,
I got a big list though. What was that noise?
(41:13):
Was that you my body? What was that the gross
that was? That was my soul talking there? Man, I'd
like listening back to it. It grosses me out. You know.
It's so weird is that most shows would like not
(41:37):
act like this even happened as my guts are gurgling,
it would be like we're like, wow, stop everything, Oh
gosh that Oh it's so gross. Oh such a polished show.
We shouldn't know. It's bodily functions us. No, not only
did it happen, we stopped as soon as it happened,
went wait a minute, it was your body just making noise,
(41:58):
And now here we are confirming that, yes, Bob's body
made this noise. I got a big list, though, b
was ad noise? Is that you my body? Phew, sound
like sounds like some sort of like small animal, you know,
(42:18):
a small frog? Yeah, small frog? Yeah that's what Yeah,
small frog. Yeah, that's what it is. Like you're by
a pond or a marshy area. You just hear this nose.
You're not sure it might be a frog, might be
something else. I don't know, fish bubbles. It's weird noise, man,
(42:40):
I don't like it. Every time you play too, it
feels like it's coming back out of my mouth and
it's weird. Right, does it feel like it's coming out
of your body when you play it? Like every time
I hear it feels like it's coming out of my
body again. I don't like it. I got a big
list though, bos that noise that you my body? So
(43:04):
what'd you guys do on the show today? Bob's body
made a weird noise and then we talked about it
for like three minutes straight. Bob had bubble guts today.
They pay you guys for that? Yeah, yeah, they do.
Are you guys in contract negotiations though? Yeah? And it's
probably not gonna work out after this segment. To be honest,
we actually locked. We actually probably deserve a pay cut
(43:26):
after this segment. Mike and Bob. It is the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got some clouds,
maybe a little rain this morning, but that'll clear up
later in the day. Heighs today around sixty degrees, so
still a little still a little chilly out there. Penn's
back at home tonight. They're taking on Vancouver at seven o'clock. Steelers,
(43:47):
of course, have Sunday night football against Aaron Rodgers' former team.
The Packers Giant offensive lineman Broderick Jones last game when
they lost to the Bengal on Thursday, when the Pat
Fryarmouth touchdown happened late in the fourth quarter, Broderick Jones
celebrating and tackled Aaron Rodgers. He was finally asked about
(44:08):
it yesterday.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
little mad, but sorry. You know, it's football. It gets
intense home. But you know it's still no love loss.
It's always it's just the energy that he brings in
that I bring. He told me, don't lose the fire,
and I told him the same. So you know, we
shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
I might tackle him again. Threat there, Broderick Jones round two.
I don't think he's touching Aaron Rodgers ever. Again, I
don't think he is, because Aaron Rodgers looked angry. He
went from happy to what the hell Broderick? But like
you described it, Bob, Broderick's like a big giant dog
who doesn't know he's a big giant dog. Yeah right,
(44:49):
yeah with the ZOOMI it just, you know, I just
doesn't understand how big he actually is. He knocks something
off the coffee table with his tail. He doesn't know
his strength. That's basically what it was. He didn't mean it.
Let's get to some more of your entries for Steeler tickets.
We're giving away Sunday night football tickets. All you got
to do is get on the free iHeartRadio app, send
us a uh here we go Steelers message, and you're qualified.
(45:09):
Let's get to this one. Boys. I love the new
Steelers promotion. Whip your wood out on wood Street win
Steelers ticket. That's not it. I'm in. That's no, see dominant, No,
it's here we go. Oh, this contest is not a
whip your wood out on wood Street will because if
you haven't been listening to the show so far this week,
you can't whip your wood out on wood Street.
Speaker 8 (45:31):
Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out,
can't whip your wood out of Wood Street. The lesson
right there, Let's get to another one. Here we go. Yeah,
I'm hype. That's all jack out me. And you know
(45:59):
it took from Watch Out Sunday Night. I was just
gonna do the Sunday Night football theme, but then I
forgot how it went. So I just went I just
because the the NBA season kicks off tonight at NBC
(46:23):
and they brought back the Run Round Round Ball, Rock
Roll the John Tesh. So I was gonna do Sunday
Night Football, which is but instead I was going and
I just went get you another one here, Hey, Bob,
(46:45):
I listen to you guys every morning commuting my boyfriend
to work. Sorry, he is a huge get right now,
push him, Push him out of the car while it's
still going.
Speaker 11 (46:57):
And I am a huge Stealers fan.
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I would love to win those tickets so that I
can take him so that he can watch his team
get beat.
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Oh you're a Steeler fan. Yeah, Oh, your man's a Packer.
All right. All you gotta do is get on a
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become one of only five quarterbacks to beat every NFL team.
The only handful of quarterbacks who have done it be
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night as we get ready for Sunday Night Football, an
act for sure. Good on that, Mike, you Bob, It's
the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We want
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to try to pay your bills. Chance for you to
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this morning here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, Donald
Trump is considering commuting Diddy set and as early as
this week. Diddy, who was sentenced to prison for like
four years for all the sex stuff and yeah and
all that. Uh huh, yeah, he might get free as
(48:09):
early as is this week though. But if I'm guilty
and everything, nobody cares. But honestly, you gotta think of
what else is going on. And just like, all right,
now we're talking about Diddy, Why do I care about Diddy?
He's already been sentenced to you know, jail and everything
like that. And I'm thinking maybe it could be because
you know, government shut down. Yeah, yeah, another distraction and
(48:33):
they'll be like, yeah, but Diddy's get I don't pay attention.
Or it could be like, you know, there's a democratic
representative that still needs to be sworn in from Arizona
after she was elected three weeks ago, and that'd be
the final signature needed on the dischargement petition to force
a vote to compel the Justice Department to release the
Epstein finals. And they're taking down the East wing the
(48:53):
White House I'm sure everybody saw that to put up
a two hundred and fifty million dollar ballroom. Yeah yeah,
but but Diddy. Huh, everybody b U T T Diddy
but Diddy? But Diddy probably not his nickname, right, but
Diddy might maybe. Now, Yeah, let's get to this talk
(49:15):
back message here.
Speaker 11 (49:16):
Hi, I was gonna call in and request a song,
but I have social anxiety, so I'm just gonna leave
a message.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (49:25):
I heard this song yesterday and I spent stuck in
my head and I can't find it on like Spotify
or anything yet. I think it's still like too new,
so I'm hoping you guys have it in your rotation.
You can play it on the station today. It's I
think it's called you Can't Whip your wood at on
wood Street.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh No, it's a song that's sweeping song and lifeless.
It's sweeping the city right now, whip your wood out,
can't whip wood out of wood Street street? Street car
(50:12):
you wood out of wood Street with your wood out.
I mean, usually we don't do song requests on the
station because it's all pre programmed for us in the computer. Yeah,
but we make exceptions. Because she did not think that
we had the song that we made on yesterday's show,
Can't Whip Your Wood Out on Wood Street Cat. I'm
(50:35):
Mikey here, Bob, I'm I'm along with the maple glaze donut.
Here it comes knocking at my front door. I'm letting
it in. Okay, Is there a donut that if a
donut knocked on your front door? Is there any donut
you're denying? Or is every donut getting in? Oh?
Speaker 2 (50:50):
They're all getting in, screams the Mikey and Bob podcast
on iHeart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six Morning Dude. What'd
you do? Don't worry about it? What you do Bestif
you sent my nipples to everybody? All right? Hold on,
you sent my nipples to everybody? Mike You Bob The
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's a
birthday in the office today. Michelle from sales send an
(51:18):
email to Pittsburgh all, which means it goes to everybody
in the company that works in Pittsburgh. I don't even
know how many people that is. It's just anybody that
touches like Pittsburgh. It's like eighty people or so regional people. Yeah,
people we don't see ever. Really. Michelle from sales sent
a a picture of a happy birthday cupcake, you know,
(51:42):
like you just go find Google image Happy birthday cupcake. Yeah,
and Michelle said, happy birthday to the glue that keeps
it all together. Have the best day to office lady Amy,
who is having a birthday today, which I couldn't agree
with more. Amy is terrific, uh than Bonnie Diver. The
traffic lady responded with a picture of her dog and
(52:05):
it says Happy Birthday. Amy Diego says, party like an animal.
I couldn't. I couldn't let it go. I couldn't. I
had to tap in. Usually I'll just don't need another
tap in. Yeah, you should. Nobody else needs to tap
in after the first. Oh I'm in it now birthday. No,
I'm in it a minute. Get you dragged my nipples
into it too. A lot of people would think that
(52:26):
there shouldn't even be an initial happy birthday because if
you start wishing happy and it's the same thing on
our show, you start wishing happy birthday to one person,
you gott wish happy birthday to everybody you know. You're right.
You're right. So I found a picture of me and
Bob when we were dressed up for a haunted house
before we were in it. I'm dressed up as a
spooky clown. Bob's dressed up like a spooky clown, but
(52:48):
he doesn't have a shirt on, and there balloons painted
over his nipples and his chest. Says happy birthday, So
I responded. Bob also says, party like an animal everybody, Amy,
you send it to everybody? Now we wait, we wait
for what. But I'm telling you, if somebody responds this
(53:09):
is not what the Pittsburgh All email is for, I'll
be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm the bad guy now,
you know, like I'm setting the trap as long as
a dog was partying like an animal. I'm sorry? Did
I go too far because my best friend's happy birthday
nipples are out for office? Lady Amy, I'm sorry. I
can't believe he sent it to everybody like you whispered
(53:33):
to me, you're a check here email Like what, I'm like,
what could this possibly be?
Speaker 5 (53:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (53:37):
I see now I'm getting responses that are just to me.
Though we can't have that yourself. It's not a fun game.
But yourself. Nobody's gonna be responding to me personally. No,
just going. I can't believe you just sent them on
the Happy Birthday Amy Office all email. Now you gotta
face the repercautions of having to respond to everybody who
(53:59):
responds you. I don't care. I'm deleting all of them.
I'm deleting all of them. What happened? I did what
I did. I rolled the birthday grenade out there and exploded,
and I did what I did. Okay, all email birthday
grenade had nipples? Oh my god, it did birthday nipples
ka boom. Yeah, maybe we'll be in a meeting for
(54:19):
it later. But if you abuse the Pittsburgh all emails started,
we just probably finished it. That's it. And trust me,
I got I got pictures of Bob nipples for about
every season. So whoever's got a birthday we celebrate careful,
Well do we celebrate? We got nipples for everything? Careful?
Speaker 3 (54:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (54:39):
What what up? What's going on? Ohd Wally nipples? You
don't think I got a picture d Wally nipples.
Speaker 4 (54:44):
Bob.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
By the way, I love going through my neighborhood and
all the Dwali lights up. It's confusing at first, You're like, Oh,
what's happening. Light's going on? Oh it's the Walie all right,
I like it, and uh the people. Maybe you can
send your neighbors pictures of my nipples? Do you like
a neighborhood Facebook? Yeah, hop on the No, I don't
(55:13):
think I need to do that. No, I don't think
I need to my nipples out there. I don't think
I need to do that. Just put it out there
and be like, watch out for this guy Trigg or Treating.
He's a friend of mine, but he's watch out. He's
threatened to come in our neighborhood and be a shirtless clown.
(55:36):
Happy birthday, Office Lady Amy. Yeah, yeah, celebrate your chance
to win one thousand dollars. Coming up next on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mike Kimbob. It's Mike Kimbob,
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Up
next on the show in just a couple of minutes,
we're gonna give you the nation Ye keyword to enter
on our website nine to six one kiss dot com.
(55:57):
You'll have a chance to win a thousand dollars. We'll
try to pay your bills up next here on the
on the station. This might not have been a good
move to reply all for those people who just joined
the show. It is office lady Amy's. She's basically like
the office mom around here. It's her birthday today. So
(56:18):
the email went out from someone in sales, Happy Birthday
Amy with a little happy Birthday cupcake harmless. You know, right,
everybody loves Amy around here. Sure, yeah, but it was.
It was to Pittsburgh All. So we went to everybody
that works for our company in Pittsburgh. And then Bonnie Dyver,
the traffic lady, responded with a picture of her dog
(56:39):
Diego and it says Diego says party like an animal.
Happy Birthday, Amy. I responded with a picture of me
and Bob from Haunted House were Bob shirtless with balloons
painted over his nipples, and it says happy Birthday. One
response is too many, Well, people are responding directly to
me instead of using the Pittsburgh All function, which goes
(57:02):
to everybody who works for the company in Pittsburgh. Someone
responded to me terrifying lol, and I responded, Yes, the
abuse of the Pittsburgh All email function is terrifying. Hey,
you've gotten yourself into something here. You're gonna get responses
(57:22):
all day. People aren't even like up and moving yet.
Bonnie Diver, the traffic Queen of Pittsburgh, responded, she wants
to know if she can post the picture on her
socials picture what my nipples? Yeah, gotta tell you why? Approved?
Speaker 2 (57:47):
What?
Speaker 1 (57:47):
All right? Let me tell you exactly. They can't let
me tell you exactly what's happened. Okay, I'd like to know.
I just gave the traffic woman permission to share your
nipples without your consent, across all social media platforms that
she has. She asked permission. It's in an email too,
(58:10):
so even if the company looks at it, is she
gonna post it on her first personal Facebook page. I
don't know, like to her friends and family, Bro, nipples,
how exciting is the caption? Gonna be traffically he's gonna
make captured about your nips? Happy birthday? Office lady, Amy?
What if we want to be done? Have you done?
(58:31):
I hit reply all and I thought it'd be fun
of games and now all funny games. Now all of
a sudden, I don't know somebody that hey, she asked
for permission though, Okay, we love a consenting queen around here.
All right here, somebody don't get in a meeting for
(58:52):
all this day, but it's possible. I'm going home at
ten oh one day, okay, Mike, Bob, it's the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I just saw
Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show out by the
bathrooms and I let him know. I said, you see
your email yet? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (59:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (59:14):
Again, it's office Lady Amy's birthday here today. So the
all office email went out to everybody in the company
that works in Pittsburgh. Oh, it's like eighty people or something.
And I responded with a picture of Bob's shirtless dressed
like a clown with balloons painting out his nipples and
his chest. That's happy birthday. I sent that as just like,
(59:37):
all right, we're doing birthdays around here where everybody can
see the emails. I'll send mine. Don't want to act
like I don't care, you know, So I told Bill
Crawford out there, so you see your email yet with
Bob's birthday picture, no birthday, birthday nipples are waiting for you.
Check your email and you get back in there. And
then he said, did you go by the break room.
Yet I said no, He goes, Oh, somebody just microwave
(01:00:01):
two bags of popcorn, like butter popcorn, says it smells
like a movie theater. Who's doing popcorn? Am? What are
we doing? Did you see Joyce's pie? This was a
thing on the internet. You know what, We need some
wholesome content every now and then. Right, Joyce sounds like
(01:00:23):
an older woman. She is. She's showing her pie off online.
Her screen name is Joyce Joyce Hopkins nineteen forty six.
That's probably or she was born. Looking at her, she's
an older woman, right. Yeah. She posted on Facebook, but
I think she had her Facebook connected to threads, so
it went on threads too. She had no clue she
(01:00:43):
was going viral for her pie. She posted the recipe
for something called the water pie. Okay, she said, this
is called the wacky pie. They made it during the depression.
It only has water, flour, sugar, vanilla extract, and butter
in it. I'll let you know how it turns out.
It's got a cool long time. And then sit in
the refrigerator a long time. So I'm gonna go take
(01:01:05):
a nap. So this was three days ago, right, the
internet just went knots because Joyce never came back. And
Joyce left that post behind. Dude, she left the post
the post behind and like it's like Brand's brand started
checking in with her, Like the Calm app said, normally
I encourage nap taking, but Joyce, we all need to
(01:01:27):
know what the pie tasted like. Please awaken from your slumber.
So yesterday, finally Joyce responded, I finally woke up from
my nap and somebody told me my pie has gone viral.
All I did was put it on Facebook. I don't
know that much about Threads, but we really like this
(01:01:48):
a lot. Joyce's viral pie. Can you just I'm just
reading a lot of the responses. It just likes up
to ten thousand notifications, somebody wrote after she ghosted the
Internet for a day because she didn't understand that the
internet was waiting on her pie. Joyce, if you're reading this,
just know your family loves you and wants you to
(01:02:09):
come home. Also, Threads wants to know how the pie
was So this lady, this lady just put this. You know,
this is a depression pie. It's got very few ingredients
and everything. She made it and said all right, I'm
gonna go take a nap. And then the internet came
in and she's like, Joyce, did she come back and
let everybody know, dude, I've been scrolling. I've been looking
at this post Joyce's return. Yeah, she was back just
(01:02:32):
to like be like, oh, I went viral. But she
did say that the pie could use nuts, which that's
too many. It's too many ingredients because not so probably
expensive during Great Depression. So so when Joyce eventually did
come back, because she's alive, she didn't die, like that
would have been tragic if she posted this great, I'll
(01:02:53):
let you know how my pie turns out. And then
she died, Yes, she died, but Joyce came back and
said the pie needed nuts. So but she also said
the nuts were too expensive during the Great Depression. So
sort of defeats the purpose of the water pie. But
I don't know, doom Scrolling is a bad thing. World's
(01:03:14):
a bad place. Then all of a sudden, the internet
gives you a choice. Yeah, that I believe was born
in nineteen forty six. All we need is a choice
to show us her pie. And then all of a sudden,
that don't look at me like that it's Joyce's pie. Okay,
I was waiting to see a picture of Joyce's finished pie.
She said it needed nuts. Listen, a lot of bad
(01:03:38):
stuff going on right now. Older lady wants to show
pie on the internet, all right, he more power to her.
It's Mikey. It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Bob just had an incident in the
bathroom where he was. Uh, he was in the stall.
Somebody came in to the other stalls in Bob. Bob
(01:04:01):
walks out. Yeah, Bob's at the sink washing his hands
as the other person is about to use the bathroom
and they're undoing their belt, pulling their pants down. Here
it's blank, that's all that. They said. Holy beep. And
they were in some type of suit too. It was
like like dress pants and like, uh oh, I want
(01:04:23):
to know what's going on in there the dresses. Is
he about to not make it or like I think
somebody's going through it in there. I don't know. Maybe
they didn't make it and they realized it once they
hit Oh jeez, that could be a till. Do you
just you just you just like we're in the bathroom
for somebody's like rock bottom moment. That's how they started
(01:04:43):
their day. Like, I've never been in the bathroom like
with other I mean me and you. We've been buddy
since we're like eight years old. We go in the
bathroom and it's a party. Okay. I just washed my
hands and got out of there real quick. Whatever comes
after that, I don't want to be part of somebody's
in the bathroom. They know they're in there with a stranger.
(01:05:04):
Maybe they saw you through the little crack dude, they
saw you washing your hands. They go big, Bob, Holy blate,
ain't there with the stranger talking out loud. Let's go
Penns tonight. Huh Hey, hey, what are playing hockey back
at home tonight? Let's go man a little bit. Let's
go Penn's Tonight, Penn's take on the Vancouver Canucks, seven pm.
(01:05:27):
They're back at home. I don't know what we did
on the show today, Bob, do you have any clue
what you want to name the podcast today? Forever Birthday Nipples.
That's precious. That's a precious name, right there Forever Birthday Nipples.
I like it all right? Anything else? We got to
tell the kid before we get out of here. I
think we're uh, I think we're good. You can enter
for Sabrina Carpenter sold out tickets on the ninety six
(01:05:48):
one Kiss Instagram accountant, and also you can enter for
Steelers tickets. Send us a Steelers talk back message. Do
it before Friday at ten am. You can win some
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That's it for us. Here comes biggest Steeler fan, Penguins fan,
pirate fan, fan of Pittsburgh Ground. It's mister big shot,
Ryan Seacrest ninety six.
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