Naked Tag on 500mg

Coffee more powerful than a gas station sex pill - CSI George with a blood smear on Bobs driveway update Taylor Swift sold 4mil ... She has the Disney+ specials coming... We read the Facebook comments - We made the official TikTok SwiftTok recap they posted on the own TikTok page - Rawdoggin The AFC North - A little naked Walmart tag - We check in with the Pittsburgh Scanner - Have anything fun for the show... Want to say hi... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this morning, freak show. I don't know what happened
to you this morning, but you are running circles around
me here this morning. Dude. I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm
usually not this sleepy ready to go to start the show,
like usually I'm ready to go. But I don't know
what it is. Man, I'm awaking nasty this morning. I
know we can't even say the things you were just

(00:21):
saying in the off the air. It'd be the last
show you've come in here talking spices coffee. Oh maybe
that's what it is. Huh, A little simp of the
ice coffee. Yeah, it's like whirling around. What'd you give it?
You give it a score today?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Eight eight and eight eight yeah, maybe eight nine, maybe
eight nine.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Careful, it's very powerful. Careful gee? Is that is that
why you're all zooming around? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, it's like one of those gas station sex pills.
Be careful.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Care Six in the morning, man, it's the best time
to buy him because it works all day.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Taking another sip, the gas station rhino goes goes all day.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I go to the job site and I tell everybody
I got a cup of mud and a couple of
gas stations triple Rhino Bill. Dude, dude. People who call
like get a cup of black coffee and call him mud? Hey,
not my people, No, no, no mud, no mud. You

(01:35):
just had to sipboth. No, this is this is sweet
sweet dirt, not mud. You don't disrespect coffee like that. Okay,
coffee doesn't deserve to be called mud. Ever, how dare you?
You know? How dare you? I know? Yeah, hair on
my chest, I drink mud. Don't do that to coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, careful, careful, you'll be going all day.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh geez, changers, Oh
my gosh, what is happening to me? All right, I
think I'm ready to do the show now. I just
had to get that, uh, just getting to get the
dragon in me. That's all six o'clock in the morning. Man, kiss.

(02:28):
There is so much going on this week with Sabrina
Carpenter on our station here ninety six to one Kiss
It is Mikey and Bob two chances for you to
try to win. Sabrina Carpenter sold out tickets this morning
around seven thirty and nine thirty. Then Friday morning on
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(02:51):
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tickets to both of the sold out Sabrina Carpenter shows.
So go on even if you don't when you know,
like the Thursday night show, the Friday night show, So
that'll be Friday morning eight am. Be listening. We will
tell you the secret location where you have to go
Friday try to win some sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets

(03:12):
here on ninety six to one. Kiss Now, Bob, you
had an interesting thing happen over the weekend at your home. Uh,
there was a big bang and then all of a sudden,
a pickup truck was driving up your driveway and then
you go outside, you call the cops, and there was
like a blood trail. Yeah. Yeah. The cops showed up
and you go, hey you big Bob. You go yeah, yeah,

(03:33):
I am. Yeah, Well, let me show you the blood
patch in my driveway. So they think, like somebody may
have gotten a deer or something way in your back
wooded area and like drug it up the driveway.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You also said there were lemons back there, right, Mystery lemons.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Mystery lemons like in the blood splat All right, George
might have an answer here for you. Yeah, let's get
to this talkback message. It's our buddy George talkback a message.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Just send him through the free iHeartRadio app if you
want to be part of the show today, always brought
to us by our friends at One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It was going on, fellas, georgiare catching up on Monday
Mornings podcast Bob the lemons you found now. I can't
say for certain because it wouldn't me, But you can
use lemon juice to clean fresh deer blood off your hand.
Wow ycidity and all that will help get the deer
blood off your hands.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wow, y'all take it easy. So maybe George is saying
that whoever did it wasn't George. Though it wasn't George,
wasn't me. I love that he's saying, though, that they
might have tried to clean up the blood. What a
horrible job by those people, though that's my job. You
have a giant blood stain on your driveway. They used

(04:43):
to blood smear up the driveway and then it's just like,
all right, man, all crap, got some bloody this guy's driveway.
We do get the lemons and it's like two lemon
halves to try to clean up what it was. They
did horrible job. It was a bad job. It was
a bad job. Or maybe they were gonna start like
cleaning it up, and then all of a sudden they

(05:04):
heard the big man rustle in the house and they're like, oh,
we gotta get out of here. Remember the time we
were in Jersey and I pooped in that guy's driveway
and I had to run away when he like we
like got up and turned the light on. I could
have spooked him away. You might have spooked him when
they were just trying to clean up. By the way,
is the blood cleaned up or they rained a little
bit after so it's it's a lot less like it's

(05:25):
tainted off. Yeah, they're still a little bit though at
the bottom. All right, well, i'll give it. I'll give
it a couple more days and then I'm coming over
with the powerwasher, and let me tell you take care
of this. I'm going to the gas station before and
I'm gonna take one of those weird triple X Rhino
pills and I'm gonna come over there and power wash.
Oh man, you won't be able to tell what wand is?
Use it all right, I'm done? Uh sold out tap

(05:48):
mccry tickets around eight thirty this morning. It's Mikey and Bob. Hey,
your Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and
Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.
Thank you. Yep. But if you're listening on our free
iHeartRadio app, you can hit that little talkback microphone send

(06:08):
us a message. You can send us a message about
previous shows, the latest show, something you want us to
cover on the show. Let us know where you're listening from. Two.
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
hit that little talkback microphone and you can send us
a message and maybe you'll make the show. Goodz A

(06:29):
good on that. Fank you, Bob. It's the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Free Show. Should be a pretty nice
day today. Again, high's near near seventy degrees. It's a
weird week because Steelers got Thursday night football in Cincinnati
against the Bengals. So yesterday was coach Tomlin's weekly press conference,
just talking about how fun it is to play on
the you know, big one game only night Thursday night

(06:52):
football hostile environment in Cincinnati.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
I would imagine there'll be a certain level of excitement. Man,
those guys having Jill Flacco in a home venue on
a Thursday night in some primetime ball.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, nothing says real, real excited Bengals fans. Hey you
got Joe Flacco? Yeah, I mean like really like, Oh,
they're gonna be ready for us because Joe Flacco the
Browns starter. From the beginning of the season. I think
the Bengals Flaco had Joe Burrow going to the season.
Now they've Joe Flacco. Are we talking about the same
Joe Flaco. He's the one when they're exciting a bout

(07:27):
when you know it's not Joe Burrow, right, it's it's Flacco.
And I know Flacco can still think it's still flying.
Oh God, they're gonna beat it, are they? No? Absolutely no,
we got hundred percent. No, we can't be talking like
this nasty day.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
We got the nasty d We covered that as well.
We love going in the hostile environments. We love the
visional play and being able to put our talents on
the on display for the football world to appreciate that
and respect that is one thing to be prepared for
it and to bring it to fuition is another. I'll
be quiet, man and answer your question so I can
get to work, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
So now that was the beginning of the sort of
press conference right there where he says, I'm gonna be
quiet so you can ask your questions so I can
get to work. Short week for them, right right, right.
So then the questions come, some of them good, some
of them not good. He doesn't want to be there
at all. No, he gets annoyed, and at the very end.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
He tried telling him, he tried telling him I did,
I gotta get the work. He did, I'm gonna be quiet.
Don't ask me twenty minutes a question.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm ready though, to go to work. Don't ask me
pointless questions about how we pay Friar Moods so much.
And he's not getting the ball because we're winning and
it's the scheme, right yeah. Yeah. So then he walks
off by saying, you know, you're everybody's annoying me today.
That's it, that's it. You know you're good to go, coach.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Great, Great, you guys are annoying me today.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Great, you guys are annoying me today. Oh oh, I'm sorry.
You gotta answer questions for twenty minutes before you drove. Okay,
he's got work to do. Okay, you know what, Get
in that lab. He's right getting that lab. There should
there should have been zero questions from the local media.
It should have been like, hey, go get in that

(09:13):
lab and prepare for Thursday night Flacco. Thursday Night Flacco's happening.
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't think the Steelers can lose anymore. That's where
I'm at in this season.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh that'll hold up. I don't think they're losing anymore. Uh,
I'm I'm I'm pessimistic, not optimistic. So I always think like, oh, cool,
the Steelers are doing great. Yeah, one game Aaron Rodgers,
DK Metcalf and t J. Watts legs are gonna fall.
I'm a virgo. This is how we think. We do

(09:49):
that we hope for the best, but definitely prepare for
the worst. In every Steeler game, I go in thinking,
who are the five best players of the team. Hope
their legs make it. Hope they don't lose leg today.
The very rare Friday Mornings Steelers Facebook comments will be
coming up after the game on Thursday, so definitely, you know,

(10:10):
Friday morning. We're usually mailing in on Fridays and don't
care at all, but we got to be professional and
deliver Steelers Facebook comments after hopefully they beat the Bengals
on Thursday Night football nne cat. I'm Mikey and Bob Podcast.
Let's all point and laugh at Mike and Bob who
get paid to talk for a living, even though they

(10:30):
fail miserably at it almost on a daily basis. Screen
the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts. We have a pair of tickets to
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be given away on the station instagram account starting tomorrow.
Make sure you're following us on Instagram at nine to

(10:52):
six to one, Kiss PGH for your chance at sa
bring a Carpenter tickets. The contest gets posted tomorrow Wednesday.
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob,
there's always people that are getting naked, getting arrested, making
the news and making our show right. Naked story has
been a thing on the show for years and years now. Yeah,
but also there's always weird things happening down in the

(11:13):
state of Florida. Right, it's time for both. Wow, it's
a naked story that happened in Florida. Oh my wow show,
it's time to double to the sun time stage. Ye,
it happened. It's another Florida story, all right. This happened
in Lake City, Florida. Nine to one one call about
a naked man chasing Walmart employees around the parking lot

(11:36):
around two forty five in the morning. No happened at
the Walmart, Lake City, Florida. It was closed to customers
at the time. There were no injuries, but upon arrival.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Or the employees just out there trying to collect the
carts or something like.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It might have been, or like leaving or something like that,
and there's just a naked guy in the parking lot
chasing them around from the Florida darkness. Upon arrival, police
officers were advised that an unknown male was completely nude,
Oh no, chasing employees in the parking lot and yelling tag,
we don't not Maybe any is how you play tag

(12:12):
in Florida, and maybe rules are different down there, man,
Florida Tags Florida tag has to happen in a Walmart
parking lot and the tagger needs to be naked and
also he can tag with all parts in play. Obviously
all touches are legal in Florida. Walmart parking lot tag

(12:36):
in touching with anything. Maybe taking clothes off makes him
run faster. He's playing naked tag and then he ran
to a wooded area by the store. Officers canvass the
area and uh and found him on his hands and
knees in a wooded area. Police did not find his
clothing other than two socks that were in the Walmart

(12:57):
parking lot that might not even be his socks. Those
are there's Walmart lot socks. You don't know what people
are doing with socks and Walmart marking it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Find Walmart lot underwear, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Just a pair of briefs out there? Yeah, yeah, men's
whitey tidies. The thirty three year old man was arrested
in charge with indecent exposure. It is a naked person
and Florida making the show once again as Leon Thomas Mott.
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss

(13:29):
Morning Freak Show. Coming up next on the show around
seven to ten, we will have to explain how me
and Bob made an appearance yesterday out of nowhere on
the fifth biggest TikTok account in the entire world. So
we were not prepared for that to happen yesterday, but
biz our thing to see. Yeah, we'll explain how uh

(13:50):
we made the fifth biggest TikTok account in the world.
Coming up around seven ten here on the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Your chance at sold out Sabrina Carpenter ticket.
After that around seven point thirty. It's right around seven o'clock.
Now it's time for today in Freak Show History. We
got a request today. We always like when you get
on the iHeartRadio app send a request for today in

(14:11):
Freak Show History. Something funny on the show from the
past that may not have heard in a while. You
just need a smile to turn your crappy day around.
So let's get to this talkback message brought to us
by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Hey, good morning, Mel Blunt and Jack Ham. It's John
the screamin Taylor swift Man.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, now hold on one second. Bob has a cowboy hat,
so he'd be more Mel Blunt. But also Bob feels
like more Ham than I do you feel like more blunt?
I see what he's doing. Yeah, I'm the cowboy now, huh,
I'm the ham Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was just wondering if for today in Freak Show history,
we can get the Hooters filing for bankruptcy facebook comments.
And also there's a Bob laugh after he says, please
join us after the memorial service at the Booby Trap
that I think should be added for Bob laugh track.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Sometimes we do things on the show we don't remember,
don't remember it at all. So Hooters, everybody knows Hooters
is right. The restaurant used to be able to go
to have you know, girls in the short shorts and
the tank tops and everything was our thing, right. Hooters
filed for bankruptcy, and then we read the Facebook comments.
Let's go today in Free Show history, Let's today today.

(15:36):
These are Facebook comments after Hooters declares bankruptcy. Don p
filing bankruptcy due to lack of foot traffic. This younger
generation does not appreciate the finer things in life the
way we did. Man, Uncle Bondon, you're talking about Hooters here,

(16:00):
William R. We knew this was coming. Beautiful women are
getting harder and harder to find. Trust me, I know
the eighties and nineties were my heydays at Hooters. Now
all the beauties are on only fans and Instagram models.
I miss the old days. That booth in the back
there was the Willie booth. Does every Hooters have a

(16:22):
Willi booth?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, extra to sit there, U Chad k here not surprised.
I visited several Hooters restaurants during my travels out in.
Quality of service was horrible. No girls, Well let's just
say not what I remember. I could have just been
way more horny in the nineties and just willing to

(16:43):
eat bad wings. Uncle Chad, there's talking himself through it.
Uh Todd, be here, life hack, look at boobs on
the internet and make some wings in the air fryer
and save yourself forty bucks. Ah man, Uncle Todd with
a life hack. Uncle Todd with I got Hooters? Oh
he did lot talking? We stop. He got a dude

(17:12):
that's around his Facebook comments Hooters filing for bankruptcy Facebook comments?
Uh Alan de here recently went to the Daytona, Florida location.
Hell yeah, when we were down at Daytona for the
five hundred Hell yeah, haven't been to a Hooters in years,
and I think those wings that I hate were seagull

(17:36):
dwight el here. Last time I ave had Hooters, They're
buffalo sauce and tasted like a dirty penny, and I
had diarrhea for two days. Joe f My uncle used
to call that place the booby Trap. When my uncle
passed in two thousand and four. It's not funny we

(17:59):
had his there. You can laugh now. He would be
rolling over it right as they knew the Hooters was closing.
Oh man, please join us after the memorial service at
the booby Trap. Everybody's inviting. When did he pass two

(18:23):
thousand and four? Uncle Hooters? Man? Oh there he goes man,
we lost Uncle Hooters. Oh man, he may be rolling
in his grave. Hey in two thousand and four, Oh god,
Uncle Hooters had his wake at Hooters and aims Uncle
Hooters and animius Uncle Hooters. Facebook comments after Hooters files

(18:44):
for bankruptcy, Mike, be here. Kids these days don't care
about the kitty like we did back in the good
old days. Kitty, these comments are gonna take me out.
I got one more, Uncle Harley, see hear me out.
Hooters can go bankrupt but they should start a store

(19:09):
to door delivery service and just call it Knockers. We
will always remember the morning that we read Hooter's bankruptcy.
Facebook comments Mikey Bobins to ninety six one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Chris Latang back at practice yesterday for the Penguins.

(19:30):
He was knocked out of a game Saturday's loss against
the Rangers, so he said he feels pretty good. Not
sure if he's playing tonight though. Late game for the
Pens to Night starts at ten thirty tonight. They're in Anaheim.
Taken on the Ducks. Taylor Swift, whate. Incredible run she's
having with this Life with Showgirl album. It is absolutely

(19:51):
record bright breaking now. The final stats are in four
point zero zero two million album sales, beating Adele's previous
record by over half a million. It's the highest number
of equivalent album sales in a single week for any
album since we've been tracking this stuff. Wild numbers. She

(20:11):
did four million in a week, Crazy numbers. She used
to be a big deal when you can do a
million in a week, and we sort of thought that
those times were over. The Adele album was ten years
ago when she did over three million. Taylor just did four.
She also breaks the tie with jay Z and Drake
for having the number one album on the Billboard two
hundred chart. That's her fifteenth number one album. She passes

(20:34):
jay Z and Drake and now it's just her in
the Beatles. She's got fifteen Beatles have nineteen. She posted
a big long thing, you know, thanking everybody, saying when
she was two thousand and six, when her first album
came out, it sold forty thousand copies in its first week,
and she was amazed that people would even want to
that many people would want to listen to her music.
And she's like, yeah, not, look at this four mil.

(20:56):
She said, I have four million thank yous I want
to send to the fans, and four million reason to
feel even more proud of this album than I already was.
Just wow, thank you for the lovely bouquet. That was
the post from Taylor. So she beats her previous opening
week sales, which was two point six million for Tortured
Poets Apartment last year. She also has the top twelve

(21:18):
spots on the Billboard Hot one hundred chart, the top
twelve twelve, the twelve biggest songs right now are the album.
Fate of Ophelia is number one, but the twelve songs come,
the first album ever to place all it songs uninterrupted
from the top of the chart down. She was already
the only artist ever to hold the Hot one hundred's

(21:38):
entire top ten. She's done that three times now for
Midnights and Tortured Poets Department. But that's not Billboard Hot
one Hunter now, it's her entire album that's the first
twelve spots, and Fate of Ophelia is number one on
the Hot one hundred charts. It's again her thirteenth career
number one, and she has six nine top tens. That's

(22:01):
the most among any female in history. The numbers are
just insane. And then, of course, the big news yesterday
was she's going to release the concert film in a
six part docuseries that chronicles the Eras tour. That's gonna
be at Disney Plus on December twelfth, with the other
episodes from the docuseries airing December twelfth, nineteenth, and twenty six.

(22:23):
And that looks awesome. Like I started digging into some
of the trailer and like, you know, people are posting about,
you know, things like this and he's good. We get
to see her fall in love with Travis Kelcey in
this docu series like this all happened during the Eras tour,
a lot of behind the scenes stuff like it's gonna
be pretty sweet. Now. We were a little shocked yesterday because,

(22:43):
uh we we got posted on TikTok by TikTok.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
The actual TikTok account. Yeah, like it's weird. TikTok has
a TikTok. Yeah, TikTok has a TikTok Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
And pretty much most people on TikTok follow the tiktokount.
On TikTok, it's the fifth most followed account in the
entire world. It has ninety one and a half million followers.
And we made it under the TikTok TikTok account. Yesterday,
they were doing something that was just celebrating Taylor Swift
in Life of a Showgirl, and they made a whole

(23:18):
post that said swift Talk is Thriving, and it was
just a bunch of people dancing and reacting to the
album and everything. It's only like thirty seconds long, but
I'll play it, but just wait till the very end
and you might recognize a couple voices. I would like
it to be noted that from my first listen to
this album, I have been obsessed. So now it's fans

(23:40):
dancing and stuff reacting to the album. You know, Fate
of Ophelia's playing and everything. I love this album. It
is so good. There's so many so they're just getting
Taylor fans reaction. It's doing the dance there, right, Ray
John all right, so now it's more people dancing, and

(24:03):
then just wait till the end. Here, wait till the
end here, because here we go, Taylor Whoa, just ended
with us somehow We're just at the end. Yeah, it's
just bizarre, bizarre, right, Yeah, Like its just like seeing

(24:24):
your glorious Pittsburgh mustache just pops on the screen at
the end of a swift Talk is Thriving video that
the official TikTok account, the fifth biggest account in the
world with ninety one and a half million followers posted,
and then just the end, Taylor whoa. It's great, It's ridiculous.

(24:49):
What a treat for anybody who makes to the end
of that thirty second TikTok video Swift Talk is Thriving.
They just get to see they just get to see
your mustache and then, uh, I don't know what I
was doing. I believe you just see my bot. I
don't know what I was doing. Were you doing kicks?
I might have been doing a kick or yeah, something
like that. Yeah you can hear you what? Yeah? Yeah,
it's wooing in there.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That was first day out I think with the album
it was. It was exciting in here. Taylor who all right?
So uh yeah, just go to the official TikTok account
on TikTok and you will be able to see me
and Bob in the video and we will definitely be
combing the comments session just for our Pittsburgh people who
are just like, how did this happen? Mustatch out of nowhere?

(25:32):
Your chance at sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets coming up
this morning. We'll give you a chance at that around
seven thirty and nine thirty, and also a chance to
win sold out Tate McCrae tickets around eight thirty. It's
Mikey and Bob ninety kiss. We have a chance for
you to try to win some sold out Sabrina Carpenter
tickets coming up next We will give you the keyword
that you need to text in to nine six eight

(25:54):
nine three. Here on the Kiss morning Freak shouts Mikey
and Bob. Should be a pretty nice day today, Highs
around seventy degree as we get ready for Thursday night
football this week, short week for the Steelers. They'll be
in Cincinnati taking on the UH taking on the Bengals.
The Bengals all world wide receiver Jamar Chase, remember he was,

(26:16):
you know, talking about the Steelers and what they're gonna
do to the Bengals, or what they're gonna try to
do to the Bengals when they come in.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
We know it's still not try to come in and
raw dog us and kill us. But we're gonna be
ready for that challenge and we're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Waiting for it all right. Now, let's get to a
talkback message here from the other side of the country
through the free iHeartRadio app responding to Jamar Chase's comment there. Well,
yesterday on the show, Bob, we said, you know, if
we're raw dog in Cincy and we have such a
lead in the division, we're raw dog in the North, right, Yeah,
we need the shirts printed. You know, if the Steelers

(26:51):
win the AFC North. You know there's always the you know,
we run the North shirts like that. It's good. Now
we raw dog the North. Yeah, all right, let's get
to weed Nico here. Hell yeah, print them out. We
rot Dog the North. Got to send a shirt to NKO.
I guys, hey, I need too too, a double XO. Okay, no, no,

(27:14):
give me one in a double XL. Okay, what in
an x O? Yeah? The shirts aren't really you don't
need to put your sizes inc your Dog the North.
Oh my god, yeah, yeah right, Nico's in for some shirts.
Coach Tomlin got uh this this was sort of spicy
from coach Tomlin. You don't hear coach Tomlin really, you

(27:36):
know say things about other teams or other front offices. No, no,
but the uh the Cleveland Browns, their opening week starter
was Joe Flacco, the former Ravens quarterback. Then just like
last week whatever, they they traded him to the Bengals
in the division. In the division didn't seem like it
made a lot of sense, and it didn't make sense

(27:58):
to coach Tomlin, who calls out the Browns GM.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
It's just like, what are you doing? You know, to
be honest, it was shocking to me. Andrew Berry must
be a lot smarter than me or us.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, yeah, which he's the Browns GM.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
So no, no, because it doesn't make sense to me
to trade a quarterback that you think enough of to
make your opening day starter to a division opponent that's
hurting in that area.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
But that's just my personal feelings. Yeah, you don't really
hear coach Tomlin say things like that where he's just like, hey,
Browns GM must be smarter than us. Yeah, Okay, they're
doing great. We're out for them. They're one and four
on the season so far. So Thursday Night Football, it'll
be Steelers in Cincinnati taking on the Bengals, which means
we will have the rare Friday Morning Steelers Facebook comments

(28:42):
this week here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now,
get out your phone. It is your chance to win
sold out Sabrina Carpenter tickets. Good luck, it's your hobby.
Shape Bodies, Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. You know, Taylor Swift yesterday announced
the RAS Tour does in the final Eras Tour show

(29:03):
December twelfth on Disney Plus. Right, Yeah, Bob has gone
through the Facebook comments. Yeah, from different places on the
Internet including so you know there's a lot of positivity
around Taylor Swift. But also you go to a place
like the Rolling Stone Magazine Facebook comments session, he can.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Drift into all their spots on Facebook where it's not
so positive.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
So we will read Taylor Swift Facebook comments. Around eight
to ten on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is
time to get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner. What going on.
It's just a few people who will listen to the
Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then report and post on social
media on what is happening in and around our city.
East Liberty, penn Avenue caller said he took an edible

(29:46):
and is now high as hell. They would like for
someone to help them land back on planet Earth. Wow,
call in for backup. So I'm wondering what what you
take to get that high to where you have to
call the cops and just say, hey, I don't know
how you do this, but I send somebody.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I am off Earth right now. I'm on Pennave and
I'm flying.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Okay, I'm on Pennave, but the Penave that's not on Earth.
How do I get down from here. There was a
follow up. Cops said he took five hundred milligrams and
his dad's gonna watch him for the rest of the night.
Now listen, if you don't know milligrams, rest of the night,
Jesus God, I's gonna need to watch over a week
and a half. He's going to be high the rest

(30:33):
of the week, probably five hundred milligrams. He's not coming
down to earth anythought. Oh no, it's gonna take a
few days to come back down. Also happening, Sheridan caller
says that her neighbor is banging on the door while
playing creepy spooky music in the caller don't like it.

(30:57):
Spooky season dudes at the door. Hey there, I'm in
a spooky mood. Knock, knock, knocking. It's a spooky dude
answered the door so I can show you spooky dudes.
Why are you playing the creepy and spooky music though?
You know what, Like, I'm very introverted, nobody's answering that door.

(31:21):
Just knocking at my door is creepy and spooky enough
for me. You show up with spooky soundtrack, Just show
up with an Amazon package on my ring camera, and
I'm already scared. You want to know what the scariest
thing is. I ordered food? Huh? It shows up at
my door and you don't leave it on the porch
like the instructions, And you're sitting there like bringing the
doorbell and knocking on the door like here's your food, Like, no,

(31:42):
I don't want to see you. I don't want to
see anybody. Also happening in and around our city, shady
side the Wendy's on Bomb Boulevard. Uh oh, caller says
that an employee got drunk at work and just threw
chili at a rude customer. Oh my god, the chill dude,
let me tell you is Bomb Boulevard. Wendy's Chili talks

(32:05):
about to throw their hat in the ring as the
most powerful Wendy's fighting squad. Drinking on the job too. Hey,
why is it always a Wendy's. Why it is that
something to the training. I don't know. Maybe maybe there's
a training video. It's just like ready for combat. Yeah,
Like you can assault the customers if they go too far,

(32:27):
you can assault them, chili at them. So an employee
got drunk, So the employees drunk not the customers drinking,
drinking on the job. The employee best food workers should
be able to a little bit and then customer gets rude.
Next thing you know, they don't play at Bomb Boulevard Wendy's.
You just got hit with chili. That's what's happening in
and around our city. The Miking Bomb.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Podcast can describe y'all show. I would say it's like
we're back on high cool when you just hang around
with your buddies talking about random craft.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Got taking any screens and Mikey and Bob podcast on
iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Mikey and Bob,
It's Kiss Morning Freak Show. Friday morning. On our show
around eight am, we give you the secret location for
a later Friday evening, a Sabrina Carpenter pop up party. Well,

(33:25):
you will have a chance to win tickets to the
sold out Thursday night show and tickets to the sold
out Friday night show. That's Friday, eight am. Listen to
our show for the secret location for the Sabrina Carpenter
pop up party. Coming up. Next on the show, we'll
read some Taylor Swift Facebook comments. After yesterday she announced

(33:45):
two specials coming to Disney Plus. And that's the whole thing.
I was just checking out some of the comments you
sent me. Bob bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen's names have
already been already been mentioned in the comments, so you
know what direction that's coming at. Going again here on
the show. All right, let's get to another talkback message here.
Send him through the free iHeartRadio approat to us by
one Team Media. It's our buddy, Steve. What's up to

(34:07):
the Steven Burg Hey in regard to the six seventh thing? Okay,
the six seventh thing, I'm not going to explain. I'm
not going to go into it, but just stay it
in front of a kid or teenager and they'll, you know,
they'll they'll lose their mind. Kids has been saying that
to me keny Wood all season. All right, So Steve's
at Kenny Wood. He's working, you know, a little spooky
time fright night and yelling seven six seven. I just go, oh,

(34:29):
you mean thinking me at eighty seven like Sidney Crosby,
our Lord and Savior and a lot of them will
confused me, but yeah, whatever. And as for the raw
dog in the North T shirt, yeah yeah, rod dog, Yeah,
that's what the Steelers are doing right now. The raw
dog in the AFC nor you know, damn well, someone's
wearing that. The Kennywood babe. Oh hell yeah, get my
wee raw dog the North shirt. Yeah, Kenny Wood Day

(34:49):
got to make people know. I gotta let him know.
Gotta let him know. For Kenny Wood, gotta let him know.
Gotta let him know. By the way, our buddy Weed
and Eco's back here, Bob, Because you remember yesterday on
the show, our buddy chef John sent us a message
that he had a had a weird dream about us.
Do you remember this here?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Hey, what's up, Mikey and Bob. It's your boy, chef John.
I finally, after listening to the show for all these years,
had an experience of having you guys in my dreams.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
This was so weird.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
It was basically me, the two of you, Weed, Nico
and for some reason, the actor Gary Busey.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, it's that's a combination right there. The old actor
Gary Busey, who's he's been a lot of movies, but
he's you know, I think of gotten to bad motorcycl
ACKs in a while ago. He's got some had some
brain problems and we'd Nico our good listener from the
West Coast, and we were just.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Walking around the mall and all I remember is Gary
Busey's butt crack was out the whole time.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
All right, So that's a good dream right there. It's
me Bob, it's Chef John, it's Weed, Miko, it's Gary
Bucy out. Yeah. So let's get to the reaction. We'd
Meko here, no, this guy, why Chef John? What having

(36:12):
a good time?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Man?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Happy? Is a happy guy right here? Weico? Yeah, never
a more accurate description. Yeah, we were describing Weedonico as
just a faceless man. That's just yeah, man, a smoke guy. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:31):
Why was Why did I have to be Why did
I have to experience his Gary Busey butt crack?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I don't know what's happening right now in the show,
to be honest with you, but uh, some weird dreams
are going on. My face hurts, yeah, Chef John, yeah,
killing me man? All right. So that was the last
message from Weed Nico there about the Chef John dream. No,
actually it wasn't. Can't get past yeah, which Gary Busey

(37:02):
was it like? Was it like?

Speaker 8 (37:07):
It was it like black Sheep Gary Busey, Gary Busey,
butt crack was out at the mall.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right, So that's it from WEEKO. You want to know,
Oh wait, no, oh jeez boy. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
I love this community of folks who put together over
the last who knows how long.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, it's crazy going on. Hell yeah, you all made
me laugh every day, everyone of y'all. Yeah, goes right.
We've built a weird community around our show and it
doesn't make a lot of sense, but I love that
you all share dreams of us and everything, and you know,
we we meet. Goes over there having a great time
in the state of Washington, having some West Coast laughs. Uh,

(37:46):
this morning on the show, all right. Coming up next,
big Taylor Swift announcement yesterday, She's got a docuseries in
the final eras tour performance from Vancouver. It's all gonna
be on Disney Plus in December. We will read the
Facebook coming section about that. Coming up next on the
Kiss Morning Free Show, it's Mikey and Bob. We have
a chance for you coming up around eight thirty to

(38:07):
win sold out tickets to tomorrow night's Big Tate McCrae
show sold out at the Arena. Your chance at tickets
to call in and win. Around eight thirty here on
the Kiss Morning Free Show, It's Mikey and Bob. Taylor
Swift is gonna have the Aras Tour finale and docuseriies
on Disney Plus. They come out on December twelfth. So

(38:27):
just more Taylor content for all the Swifties, right, and
if you don't like it, just don't watch it. Just
keep it moving or seems simple, right, Let's check out
the Facebook comments section here. Ware, jeez, you're going to
a very deep dark place on the Internet. It's time
for six one Kiss Facebook comments. These are some Facebook

(38:48):
comments about Taylor Swift announcing the Arastour finale and the
docuseries on the Aras Tour that's coming out in December
on Disney Plus. We'll start here with Karen L. Because
why not start the Facebook comments section with a Karen
in all caps? Everyone together around the television. Let's watch

(39:11):
Taylor Swift spew Satan lyrics during the holidays, and we're
off the Devils Holiday. Amanda R. Thank you Taylor Swift.
I can't wait to watch you fall in love. I've
made some of my best friends in the world meeting
other swifties. You mean the world to us, and I'm
happy and can't wait to watch it.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
All Right.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
About Caitlin M. Who the hell cares? All Right, we're back,
Glenn E. Welcome to Yawnsville. Okay, Glenn who wants to
sit down and watch this crap? Millions million, millions of people?
Uncle Ashley M. The world is healing. I'm not sure

(40:01):
about the Taylor Swift's doing her part, but bring a
little bit of joy, little bit of joy. But to
say the world is healing, lo that, Stevie. I'm here
any Taylor Swift Facebook comments. Taylor Swift is bigger then
bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen combined. Oh geez, don't say

(40:22):
that at Thanksgiving dinner with your racist uncle or you
will probably get punched. Okay, I'm never coming over again.
Randy T here take it back about Jovie? Okay, where's
the Disney Plus special for Black Sabbath and Nazzi Osborne?
Screw this crap. I'd rather watch my fingernails grow.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, Black Sabbath and Aussie yep, obviously Disney plus Taylor.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Swift Disney Plus special Facebook comments here, Elaine M. Disney
is owned and run by Satan Mists. All right, I
won't watch anything on that streaming service, Satan plus, jeez,

(41:11):
Satan plus. I have most of the streaming services. I
don't know if I have set plus. Ronnie T marked
safe from listening or caring about Taylor Swift. All right,
Uncle Ronnie nice? All right, Ronnie, you can always tell
the people that don't care. Have to tell you that

(41:33):
they don't always, which makes it seem like they care
a lot. Christina M. Can't wait till December twelfth, like literally,
I wanted out tonight. May Christmas to swifties. Vanessa R.
Love it. It's something magical to look forward to. December

(41:54):
is my favorite month. Chris my favorite holiday. I just
say Christmas R. Happy Chrysler, Mary christ Christmas, Oh Jesus,
have grima. Christmas is my favorite holiday. Taylor is my
favorite artist. Thank you for this gift. I am beyond excited.
All right, look at that some hey look forward to

(42:16):
happiness Taylor Swift Facebook comments here. Jeremy W Back in
my day, what zapp had the whole world singing their songs?
Yeah that was like sixty years ago now, and guess
guess what the whole world sings now Taylor Swift songs
and I know you don't want to hear this Jeremy
bad Bonnie songs, bad BONNEYE. Guess what, They're not even

(42:39):
in English because guess what, there's other languages English in
the world. Wes w We're never gonna get a break
from Taylor Swift, are we? Next year it's gonna be
about the wedding. Then you'ld be pregnant, then another album
or two. Damn it. People give us a chance to
miss her for a little bit. No, I want, I
want that all. I'm ready for that allmy I am here,

(43:00):
met my wife at a Taylor Swift concert. Thank you
for bringing so much joy to our lives, Taylor as
some people are happy. Yeah, Lauren a here. It's funny
when my husband makes fun of me for listening to
Taylor Swift and knowing all the lyrics. He only listens
to metal and now he knows every word to Love
Story though. Every Brad and Chad is big mad Taylor

(43:22):
as a Disney Plus special that they're not gonna watch.
Just shut up and one more here Taylor Swift Disney
Plus Special Facebook comments Billy R I'm not watching that
Taylor Crap. I'd rather put out a Litzig on my ass. Okay,

(43:43):
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(44:05):
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to us by One Team Media. Bob. I also would

(44:26):
like to chime in on this Love Is Blind season.
It is horrible. Yeah, Love is Blind dating show that
I watch on Netflix. Say, got a new season ol
right now, new episode tomorrow. It's a horrible season. It's
it's really bad at all. The most redeeming when you're
still sitting there, Yeah, potential to get messy, but the

(44:47):
guy that I think is the most redeeming man left
is the guy who uh blends the chicken with the
crystal light lemonade package and drinks it's I don't even
know if that's that's beyond yeah, right, you got to
run out of the house a cereal so somebody drink
a chicken smoothie like that. Americans just like really shallow

(45:09):
or what? Yes is the answer? Yes, I don't remember
on any other countries seasons, people leaving. Yeah, the one
girl wasn't attracted to her guy, Like, what do you mean?
I guess her? Love isn't blind? Yeah, love is blind
is the name of the show. But then there was
a bad one this year where we'll blind the name
of the show, but it's all live. This girl saw

(45:31):
this guy and like tried to act like she was
all into it, and then like she was just like, nah,
I'm just gonna leave the show.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Why, I don't know He's isn't the concept like you
make this deep, meaningful connection and then they reveal and
then yeah, once the reveal happened, she just pieced out yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Basically basically that was it, and the guy was still confused, like, oh,
you just want to go home. I'll call you when
you get home. Then She's like, don't ever call it?
Don't it was weird. Man, It's been a it's been
a very messy season of Love is Blind and here
I am. Can't wait for all in, can't wait for
the rest of the season, can't wait for the reunion,
can't wait for the tea man to get messy. I

(46:09):
hate it so much, but I love it. I like
this guy who's drinking chicken and crystal light. Though I
love the tattoos. That's my guy. Why I don't know
all the rest of the guys are horrible. All right,
let's get to another message here, Hey boys, mashed Potato
REVOLI lady here, So we all know why we can't
start Friday off with Bumping Grind. Yeah. We used to

(46:29):
start every Friday morning singing the first forty seconds of
Our Kelly's Bumping Grind because it's just, you know, it
was great. It's a great song, great forty seconds. You know,
I don't want to hear it now bad, But you know,
our Kelly's our Kelly. So that had to stop. And
we all know why we can't start.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I think it was Monday off with the Mustache song.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah. I used to play the mustache song because Bob
has a mustache, and we play this dance song. I
like that mustache. You know he used to used to
do that or repeat up both here they're going.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
But can we.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Get a Hamburger song?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I need a Hamburger jam up in here?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Boys, Okay, love you listen. You know what Hamburger has
never heard anybody.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Okay, Then Hummer Chie's better, Big Mac Whopper, Hummer Richie's better,
Big macper Hummer Chie is better, Big.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Come up, Hamburger, Cheese Burger, Big Macwhopper, Big Macwhopper, and Burger,
Big Mac Macwhopper, Big Mac Murchie Burger, Big Mic Whopper,
Chies Burger, Big Mac Whopper, Whopper Whopper. You know what

(47:43):
she was right? We kind of needed we kind of
needed the Burger song. Oh good. Right on a Tuesday,
It's a Kiss Morning Freak Show Mikey and Bob. It
is Mikey, it is Bob the ninety six one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Should have a nice day today. I's
near seventy degree, but you know we're no crazy weather
or anything. Just a nice fall day. Let's give away

(48:06):
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Speaker 8 (48:11):
Name's Jessica.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
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Daughter's best was twenty minutes late for school.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
But we're off.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Sounds great, sounds great. Not a great star. That's not
a great start. All right. Listen, though, we're gonna turn
your day around. Your caller number nine, you're going to
the sold out Tate McCray show tomorrow. No way, yeap,
Oh my god, she's going to freak out. Do you
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(48:40):
two have a great time at the show tomorrow. Just
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tickets is going to be tomorrow morning on our show
around eight thirty for the big sold out show Wednesday night.
Bob always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
This one's been sent to us multiple times over the

(49:03):
last twenty four hours. It's time to go down to
Florida for another weird Florida story. Here we go, all
the listeners of a freak show, it's time to double
to the sunshine. Stay yes again, it's another Florida story.
All right, this is down in winter Haven, Florida. Uh,
a man who's been to jail multiple times was naked

(49:26):
out of park. Right. Deputy showed up and said, we
got to call it. He was naked inside of a
restroom of a public park. And deputy arrived and said
when they arrived, the fifty one year old man had
all his clothes on. Oh. So they took him out
of the park and said, you know, even though people
saw you naked, we're not going to rest you. You
put your clothes back on. Just get out of here, right.

(49:46):
He gave him a cut it out. Yeah, yeah, got
it out, Florida man. The game of Florida free passes.
You know, he saw you naked, but you put your
clothes back on. No harm, no foul, Florida free pass
for the guy. Right. So then the guy, you know it,
was released from custody in the park and everything, and
then he crossed the street and got up on the
railroad tracks and was trespassing there. So the dept. He's like,

(50:07):
come on, man, all right, now I got to arrest
you on the railroad. Dude had twenty five prior arrests
and had been in the state prison five times. Dude,
have you been a state prison in Florida five times?
Not scared to go back. The sheriff explained that, you know,
when they take people to jail. In prison, they got
to go through the body scanner. Make sure you're not
hiding anything, right, Usually it's like a little baggy of

(50:33):
drugs or something could try to hide in the body
cavity into jail. Yeah. Sure, the man brought a thermis
into jail, like a thermist, like you put coffee in.

(50:55):
Oh my god. The Florida Stanley Cumpan the sheriff posted that.
The sheriff posted, that's right, he put it up the
exit ramp. Oh no, if you know what I mean.
The deputy said, dude, what are you doing? He said, well,

(51:18):
I put it inside my body. Deputy said, we had
to take him to the hospital. I put it inside
my body. Find he heaper, just mind. They had to
find a specialist. It was quite the ordeal. Wow, But
he did not get his thermos into county jail. So
this guy decide, out of all the things to sneak

(51:40):
into jail. He stuck a thermos up the exit ramp,
as the deputy said, didn't say what was in the thermost.
I don't know, man, just some hot coco, don't You
gotta have that thing half full of cocaine to make
it worth it? Even then, I don't think it's what
what be in there that would make it worth it.

(52:02):
Like you gotta have something for every gang in the jail,
you know, like you gotta be you gotta be go
loaded up thermissing be like drugs for everyone. I'm the guy, okay,
and then but you can't poop normal for the next
like two years you're in jail or ever ever in
the history of your life. You know what. Just Florida though, Florida.

(52:24):
It's Florida making the show once again. Hey, we appreciate
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(53:05):
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(53:26):
to the butt end of our show here right, butt
cheeks all right. Earlier in the show, we were mentioning
the post from the Pittsburgh Police scanner account about the
Wendy's bomb Boulevard and shady side caller said that an
employee got drunk at work and just threw chili at
a rude customer. Let's get to this talkback message about

(53:46):
that Wendy's here, brought to us by the Pavement Group.
I had to give a quick comment on the bomb
Wendy's Pike Flood. I live right up the street, like
a two minute walk away, and over the years I
have seen the staff in there fight each other, throw
milkshakes of customers, throw a burger at customers, throw a
fry at customers. They are ready to go against the

(54:08):
south Side. Oh wow, I I don't know if I'm
even ready to say that they're the most powerful Wendy. Yeah,
they're not. They're not. I mean East Alleghany, that's why.
That's Yeah, that's the top. Like then the winner of
that match fights south Side Burger King.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
But I do believe that Wendy's trains different than than
other Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah, so than other fast food establishments. You're allowed to hit.
Part of the Wendy's training is like, hey, you're allowed
to hit at some point. Yeah yeah, all right. Uh
Steelers of course got the big Thursday night football game.
You know, it's on Amazon Prime and they usually show
that locally too, right, want to be on like TA
or something? I think so, yeah, So Thursday Night Football

(54:57):
on Amazon Prime or wherever. Of course you can listen
to it. I'm the radio one one two. All right,
let me try this again here with the numbers one
O two five d V radio home installers. Fighters got
that going. Coach Tomlin at his weekly press conference yesterday,
he was asked about Nick Herbig. You know, he got
announced with the defensive starters, so they announced like twelve
of them instead of eleven because you know, Alex high

(55:20):
Smith is back and everything like that, and you know
where are you gonna find, you know, places to put
her Big. Now that's a good problem.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
I mean, having too many good players and trying to
figure out how to distribute reps among capable guys is
a good problem.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I welcomed that problem. He was also asked about Pat Fryarmuth.
It was a really long question that was just like,
you know, this guy's not really involved in the offense
because you know, the offense doesn't need the Pat Fryarmuth
right now, you got Darnell Washington running people over.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Is the point in the press conference where Tomlin started
to get annoyed.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah, So he was asked about Pat Fryarmuth, like, you know,
when are we going to put him in? You know,
when is he going to be He makes a lot
of money and it's not like he's out there scoring touchdowns,
right now, because that's not what the offense. It doesn't
run through him like that right now, you know. So, yeah,
he's getting a little annoyed here.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
He's a good teammate with winning games, with game and cohesion.
He's certainly capable. He knows his time is gonna come
to anty up and kick in. He better be ready.
I'm sure he will be. That's just how we go
about our business.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I sort of get where that can be annoying though,
because like things are going good and everything that she's like, yeah, boy,
you're paying this tight end a bunch of money, and
where's all his touchdowns? Like is he on your fantasy
team or something like that? Right right then, coach Tom
and was asked about Thursday night games specifically, like he
doesn't have a great record. I guess Thursday night football,
especially on the road.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
I'm only concerned about twenty twenty five. I got my
ass kicked in a lot of ways over the last
nineteen years.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Man, that's one for the Facebook comments section that once
Tom Win fired.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
He said in himself, I got my ass kicked in
a lot of ways over the last nineteen years.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, So Thursday night football, uh in Cincinnati and Uh.
Coach Tomlin just left the press conference. Uh, just sort
of annoyed with all the reporters as he's walking off.
He's a great you guys are annoying me today. But
also he's got a short week. He's got work to do. Okay,

(57:20):
got Thursday night football to prepare for. You get in
the lab. So Thursday night against the Bengals and Joe
Flacco randomly now the Bengals quarterback. That doesn't make a
lot of sense. Coach Tomlin was talking about that in
his press conference, like why the Browns would trade him
doing in division rival in the in the middle of
the season like that, Bob, did you actually think you

(57:40):
know what the Browns are doing? This is kind of
a crazy theory, that's I guess.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I don't This makes sense though, right, This ain't even
a conspiracy theory. This is just people in Cleveland being tortured.
They they're building that new stadium in the suburbs, yeah
of Cleveland. Yeah, I guess it's they're a couple of billion. Yeah,
they're aiming for twenty twenty nine, right, Yeah, So people
are saying that they're tanking and they're doing everything they
can to load up a team for twenty twenty nine

(58:07):
to guarantee like some type of competitive team with the
new stadium. So these years that are leading up to
twenty twenty nine don't don't.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Matter at all. The Browns are gonna tank for like
three or four years. Yeah, yeah, does tanking ever really
work out? Like, I don't feel like it ever really
works out like how it's going to for the team.
That's just like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna blow the
team up, so we're not gonna lose on purpose. We're
just not gonna put the best players out there to
win football games. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens.

(58:39):
But hey, Browns is the Browns. If they want to
purposefully lose for the next three or four years, they've
been doing a pretty good job of losing while they're
trying to win. I can't even you mean they haven't
been doing this on purpose? Ye Jesus. Raccoon Tim has
been leaving us messages for a few years on the show.
Now you know, here's Raccoon Tim making chicken noises. You

(59:02):
can make chicken noises. Yeah, he's one to one. He's
a special character.

Speaker 9 (59:10):
How many people is their second toe longer than their
big toe.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Right, So we've had a lot of classic calls. He
also collects exotic animals, Yeah he does. And he also,
you know, family business is like uh, you know past removal.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah. Yeah. So Raccoon Tim, you know, he's uh, we've
met him a few times too at our stuff, a
bus charity we do, you know, fill in school buses
full of toys for the Marines, toys for tots.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
We've met Raccoon Tim before and he's uh, first time
we met him at a minionmobile. Yeah, he did have
the hood of his car.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
He had minions. I believe it was spray painted on
it or had a wrap. But that was that was special.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
And you're at Stuffs. He brought a giant snake out.
He went the snake out in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Is it a python? It was huge. Yeah. Yeah, he's
just one of those guys we we just accept for
who he is, right all right, So yeah, Raccoon Tim
just left us talk back message here again. You can
be just like Raccoon Tim and be part of the show.
Just download our free iHeartRadio app and you can send
us talkback messages. Just hit the microphone brought to us

(01:00:18):
by our friends over at the Pavement Group. Ready for
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Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah, whenever he leaves us a message, we never know
what he's he's quite gotten himself into.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Yeah, all right, let's get to this and Mikey and
Big Bob, it's your boy, Raccoon Tim.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
So, guys, I finally was able to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:34):
Well, jeez, it's the badge maker at work on the
computer is passed from protected.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Somebody left it open this morning. Okay, all right, hold
on one second, because I know where this is going.
He's going to make a badge, right, like a work badge. Yeah,
so like a you know, a lot of us that
work in an office, you will have like a badge
that scans you in you know, so just the regular
public can't get into your workspace.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Yeah, it's probably password protected. Just yeah, just for that reason.
Not everybody can just go make a random badge and
hand it out to somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
It's password protected because of you, Tim, I believe, because
you know he's gonna make one.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
So I designed my own badge. Then I couldn't figure
out how to get it to print. I couldn't figure
out how to delete it along the nurses helped me out. Mikey,
check your email.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
He sent me the badge. Now I feel like before
I show you, I don't know should I show you
or because I feel like showing you isn't as good,
Like I need to describe this, right, I badge everybody.
So it's it's a badge and it has like sort
of like a galaxy print on it, you know, blues

(01:01:45):
and purples with stars and everything galaxy print. Then it
has a raccoon sitting down. The raccoon's eyes are absolutely bloodshot. Okay.
The raccoon also has a joint in a tam and
it says Raccoon Tim alien space weed with a raccoon

(01:02:09):
smoking a joint. So that's raccoon Tim's new new work badge.
And I actually have the message he left about alien
space weed too.

Speaker 9 (01:02:21):
I sent weed in outer space for like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What would it taste like? Would your smoking?

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Right? So there you go. So raccoon Tim gets into
the badge making program. They were right the password protect that, yeah,
it was. It was probably because of you, Tim. So
now he has a badge that has a raccoon smoking
a joint on it. It says Raccoon, Tim Alien, Space Weed,
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(01:04:41):
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