Roast Beef Misery and The Mud Dragon

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Yeah,
take a sip of that coffee. It's gonna be good. Yeap,
Oh my god, I know it's good. Right, Oh my god,
it's good. Right, it's good. Nice coffee, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh yeah, take another ship there, Bud. Yeah, welcome. Oh
my goodness. Nice.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I want to chug it. Okay, don't chug it. I
want to chug it.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hey, we gotta By the way, good morning everybody. It's
Mike you the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Somebody sent us something. We absolutely love when our listeners
care enough about us to send us things in the mail.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
So, ah, we get let me read the note for.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
What's wrong with all of you? That mail wants to
talk seriously? Hi, Mike, you Bob, hope you enjoy? Okay,
never by, I got what. I gotta show what it is. First,
do you remember, like we have this this sort of
bit that we play because somebody wants asked, and also

(01:05):
ask recently on the show, why do men have nipples?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Like what are they for? Like we don't produce milk.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Or anything like that, and uh, you know the answer
is really you know when you know, first inception and
in the embryo and everything they're developed before. H like
boy girl, the sex and everything. Everybody gets nipples, right, okay,
everybody gets nipples. So then we have this thing where,
you know, the original time we covered it on the show,

(01:31):
when we asked what are nipples for? Bob for some
reason goes twisting holking tweets holding and it reminded me
of that old toy like bop It.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, it was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I don't know the nineties, probably bop It came out.
I know you can get bop It still from Bopit nipples. Yeah,
like we look, there's a Mandalorian and gro Goo bopp
It now and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
So, by the way, Star Wars bopp It's here. Somebody
sent us a.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Chewbacca bobbit got Okay, now I got a open this
thing because I know we want to hear the noises
of this, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
If it needs why do pack it? I might need scissors?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
All right, let me read the.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Note I might give Bob. Hope you enjoy the Chewbacca
bop it.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Sadly, Chewie has no nipples to flick poll in smack.
Thanks to you guys for always making me smile and laugh.
Adra from Washington, Audra, you are awesome. Thank you so
much for sending Chewbacca. Bop it hold on, let's let
me go. Yeah, okay, I score one. Wait, I don't

(02:43):
know how where's the twist?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't know how to twist. I don't know what
I'm supposed to twist on Chewi though, let me check.
Is there any parts I'm supposed to.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Supposed to the check you want to try?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wow, I gotta bomp at the start? Great start to
the show. We're playing it here.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It just start. I score one. Yeah it twist it,
pull it, twist it.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Whoa, it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You pull the feet out, you pull the pull the
master this thing by the time you didn't pull Chewy
fast enough.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
There that's okay?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (03:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Thank you again? I didn't even know they made these.
Now we are the proud dads of a chew back
of bomb it Kiss Mike, Bob, it's a ninety six
one kiss morning Freak show.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
We need to We aren't even into regular show yet,
we still have things that we need to talk about.
From from well update, yeah almost, I would say yesterday.
If you were listening to the show or the podcast,
or if you follow either of us on Instagram FS Mikey,
FS Big Bob, you probably saw the men's bathroom incident yesterday.

(04:21):
Bob texted me during the show yesterday and said, get
in here, now, we got a problem. I ran so fast,
I dropped my phone because I'm like, oh man, he's
called me to the men's bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
This has to be good, right right, And by good,
I mean something went bad?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, right, Yeah, So the the uh, the big stall
was completely destroyed. Somebody had gone to the bathroom and
it like did not.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Flush or it clogged, and it was it was above
the water line. It was bad. It was a monster
that worked in this building that did that. It was bad.
So then of course we left the men's bathroom and yeah,
we were.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It was it was.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It was gross and that stall was unusable. So let's
get to this talkback message here, brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Hey, guys, so I didn't even listen today's podcast yet Monday,
but I did just see the bathroom video on Instagram. Yeah,
and Mikey's reaction is just absolutely appropriate and hilarious. So
my thing is is like I understand everybody has accidents.
I mean that stuff like that literally happens, but you
have to attempt to try and clean it up yourself,

(05:28):
because it is disgusting that you leave that behind for
somebody else to clean up.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That is nobody's job.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's wild. It's wild.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You don't walk on a clog like that if it
was clogged. So the men's bathroom is uh is fine?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Uh yeah, it's it's been flushed in everything. I'm scared
to use that toilet now, like I need somebody else
to alright, But hold on, let's get to this message here.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Just listening to you guys talking about someone welling off
the accessible stall your office, and as a wheelchair user,
I would just like to chime in to give a
PSA that we all know.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Okay, here we go. Now, this is somebody, everybody, This
is somebody who uses a wheelchair. Okay, the big stall
is for her, all right, she's got a PSA.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
But the wheelchair stall is not the pooping stall. Like
it's the only stall I could fit into.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
I don't want to go in there and sit in
your stench of your roast beef misery.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Go in the smaller stall.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
You sit in that shame by yourself.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Thank your hold on. First of all, roast beef misery
might be the name of the podcast today.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hold on, She's got more.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
The other day, I went into the bathroom and the
door was shut and I couldn't tell someone was in there.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So I went to knock.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, all right, and someone was in there using it
as the poop stall, and we accidentally made eye contact
through the brack, and like, I was so.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Mortified that I wanted to pass away, so like I
can't even imagine how she felt. She literally stayed in
there until I left, Like, I feel like that is
the only option, but like, for real, get out, I
have to Oh my.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
God, so direct eye contact.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
So somebody is using the accessible stall, my god, at
wherever this is, you know, yeah, and she legit rolls
up in her wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh my god, just like this is the only.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Stall I can use, but you know, going to grab
the handle frame from marketings in there.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Just there's that little crack in the door too.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's like she sees the person god on the toilet,
and then the person sees her in a wheelchair. Oh
my god, you gotta leave for work. I would never
got to quit your job. You put it in your
two weeks now you don't even need two weeks. You
pack it up, go home for the day. Yeah, go
and get a box and pack up your desk and
just head off, never return.

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(08:30):
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Whatever that guy was doing. By the way, do you
see uh see Monday night football last night?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh the Jacksonville Jags beat the Kansas City Chiefs last night.
Oh the Kansas City Chiefs are two and three. The
inst your dominance is spoken again. Your boy told you
at the beginning of the season, I got one NFL
prediction for everybody.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
The Chiefs ain't making the playoffs. Oh oh no, oh no.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I didn't think the Ravens might miss it too, though,
But that's just it's early settled down. It's wide open though,
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Uh?

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We got something tonight though. Let's get to our guy
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Came Bob at teacher see from Mars. Been super excited
all day today.

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You know why.

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It's the start of hockey at the Penguins going for
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Yep. It doesn't get any better than this. I mean,
it does get better than this, though, Steve, like you know,
it does. It does get better than I could do.
Could like winning games Stanley Cup final like that. Yeah,
it could be better.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It could be better. It's fun though, it's good. It's good.
It's good.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
Favorite time of the year.

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In the immortal words of Mike League, get in the
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Ready to roll. Wow.

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Canadian Bacon Brandon.

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Heard from in the wild.

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Canadian Bacon Brandon.

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Yeah, he lives up in Canada, but like West Coast Coast,
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Uh.

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The Penguins open their season tonight. They are in New
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coach in the history of the Penguins, Mike Sullivan is
now the head coach of the New York Rangers.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
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add an event to where you can't like freak out.

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we got coach coach, We got.

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Coach, new guy, and he's we got a new dad.
He's also a coach. Yeah, so our new coach dad
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(12:45):
Coach Voldemort's coming for your ass, coach muse, muse.

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(13:32):
Bob Kiss Morning Free Show. Before the Chiefs lost to
the Jags last night, Monday Night Football, Jason Kelsey sat
down with his brother Travis Kelcey h the head coach
Andy Reid, and quarterback Pat Mahomes. Right, uh huh from
the Chiefs. Not gonna play all of it, but just
this outstarted.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
Let's start with what everybody wants to know. Trav, when's
your wedding?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
All right? It's funny. He just tells him to shut
the bleep up, right, come in to talk football. I'm
sure going into it, he's like, Travis is probably like, hey, Jayson,
this is this is Mondaynight Football. You know it's a
Monday night countdown before the game. Just you know, if
you want to say congrats or something like. That's fine,
but like, don't don't ask me much. Let's talk football,
don't do something stupid. Okay, so the first question is like, Trav.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
Let's start with what everybody wants to know, Trav, when's
the wedding?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Like Travis probably didn't even think they used.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
But then, of course, Taylor Swift was on Jimmy fallon
last night. She was on for like a whole episode, right,
like she was on for a long time, and uh,
I think the one like sort of headline everybody's ripping
from it is sort of she explains about the super
Bowl halftime show and why she didn't do the super
Bowl halftime show or hasn't.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Done it right? Right, this was on foulon last night. Taylor,
you didn't turn on the super Bowl because of performance footage?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Okay, no, no, Well here's the thing, Like, like jay
Z has always been very good to me.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Jay Z of course runs like rock Nation, who does
super Bowl halftime show? And so that's why jay Z's
like sort of control the super Bowl halftime show with
Roger Goodell and all that.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
And yeah, our teams are really close, like it's like
they sometimes will call and say, how does she feel about.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
And Okay, and that's not like.

Speaker 12 (15:33):
An official offer or an official or like a conference
room conversation are really close, how does she feel about it?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
In general?

Speaker 12 (15:40):
And we've been we're always able to like tell him
the truth, which is that, like I am in love
with a guy who does that sport on that actual
like that is violent chess, that is gladiators without swords.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, Like Taylor st tests such a good way with
words because just like she just described football as chess,
you know, violent chess and gladiators without swords. He's cutting
an NFL like promo voiceover like that can be used
with like highlights. Again, this is Taylor Swift on Fallon
last night talking about why you know she's not doing
a Super Bowl halftime show?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That is dangerous. I am the whole season. I am
locked in on what that man is doing on the field.

Speaker 12 (16:21):
Can you imagine if like he's out there every single week,
like putting his life on the line doing this very dangerous,
very high pressure, high intensity sport. And I'm like, I
wonder what my choreo should be.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Oh my god, honey, let me have one thing, all right,
Like It makes a little bit more sense now that
you know, whether you believe it or not, that it
wasn't over the rights to the halftime show footage. She's
basically saying, Hey, I'm in love with a guy who
plays football, so I'm locked in on the season.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So what she's.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Basically telling you is, once Travis Kelsey retired, okay, she's coming.

Speaker 13 (17:02):
Her super Bowl after he retired.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
It's her because then she.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Can maybe I don't know, maybe. Also, Ed shear doesn't
have a phone. That's sort of another headline. But those
are the two things that came out. Yeah, but we
learned that from uh what stream was he on?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Was it kai stream? Didn't he didn't you have a
flip phone at one point?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, but he doesn't like Kevin now, he doesn't have
a phone. He just checks emails. So Taylor is like, yeah,
Ed found out on Instagram, like one of her best
friends for years and years, Ed Sheeran found out she
was engaged on Instagram because Ed doesn't have a phone,
and like she didn't send him an email.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's like, hey, Ed, I just got you know, she
was sort of in a whirlwind and everything.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
So yeah, obviously you can find all the clips online,
but Taylor Swift was on foul for for quite a
long time last night. All right, we will get to
today in freak show history. Coming up next here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's Mike You.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That is Leon Thomas Mutt, It's Mikey, It's Bob ninety
six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's rainy out there
this morning, could be rainy here and there throughout the
day with highs in the upper sixties. Real quick, let's
get to another one of your talkback messages sent through
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Speaker 1 (18:20):
Mikey Bob about that big old mud dragon that was
left in a handiceps stall was all right, mud dragon.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yesterday we walked into the men's bathroom when somebody had
absolutely destroyed.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
The accessible stall. Mud dragon.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Never heard of called the mud dragon before, but.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
It was that.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
It was very much mud dragon that it was. Yeah,
what was the other thing that the woman in the wheelchair, Oh, roast.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Beef misery through roads. Beef misery.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah, roast beef misery and mud dragon very much describes
whatever the hell someone did to the men's bathroom accessible stall.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yesterday here at the in our building at Station by
the way.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Not bad names for the podcast. All right, let's get
to today in Freak Show history. This is where we
take you back to a moment in the show that
made us laugh, made us smile.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Here we.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
We go down to Florida.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You know, there's a place down in Florida called Burt
Burt Bert Bert Land.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
There's a bunch of guys named Burt, bunch of Uncle Bert.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
So just do nasty things in an unregulated part of Florida.
Bush Gardens is the place I'm describing. You know, they
got rides, but it's also like kind of a zoo.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's kind of a weird thing to throw together down there.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Got Burtland on his on the side too, and they do,
you know, spooky things for Halloween.

Speaker 14 (20:06):
We have wild Facebook video just into our news room.
It was taken by witnesses at Busch Gardens last night.
That's when police say a naked man was running around
trying to break into cars and the Italy and Germany
parking lots.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
You never want to be naked in the Italy and
Germany parking lots at gardens.

Speaker 14 (20:24):
When police got there, they say the man started fighting
officers as well as bystanders, and they taste him in
order to arrest him.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
He's fighting random strangers in the Italy and Germany parking
lots at Busch Gardens.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
After a fun day there, he's fighting officer and this.

Speaker 14 (20:38):
Took him to the hospital because they say he was
high on alcohol and illegal drugs. He faces several charges,
including felony assault on a law enforcement officer.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Oh no, no, naked guy, why are you doing drugs
at Busch Gardens?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Right? Like?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
How do you end up in the Bush Gardens parking
lot high and drunk? Like I could see if you
go to Busch Gardens, you have a couple beers and
you're doing hard us to the point where you're naked.
It's their Halloween thing too. It's like, oh no, it's
a hollow scream. Oh no, naked a hollow scream. Really,
you can't just go to hollow scream sober.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
You gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I wonder if there was anybody in the Italy and
Germany parking lot there at Busch Gardens who just thought
it was part of hollow scream.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
You know, it's like a zombie.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, if word pan I wonder if that was like
an extra bonus, Like, wow, they really you know, they
really want to scare us as soon as we get
in the parking lot. So they put a completely naked
guy who's out of his mind and wants to fight
people as the first welcoming thing at Busch Garden's Hollow
Scream just pulling.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Oh wow, this is really realistic, authentic. This is a
naked mind.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
They made him look real good. That really looks like
a real naked man. He's moving and walking like a
human too. And while look at the parts on him.
They made it very realistic, even down to the wispy
hair down there. Oh no, the naked man's trying to
get in. Oh, hollow Scream is a real hoot this year. Oh,
officers are trying to Oh they're tasing the naked Oh
that's a real man. That is a real Oh geez,

(22:06):
it's naked people making the show once again.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
The fuck you bob.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
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All right, let's get to a talk back here. It's
our buddy Weed Nico.

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He listens to the show on the free iHeartRadio app
all the way on the other side of the country
in the state of Washington. Hey, boys from Washington, been
a minute getting caught up on the podcast started a
new job and business health training.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
WHOA got a new job?

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Of course, Nico, congratulations, We Nico no drug testing obviously
at the new job. I'd say, Hey, I'm to the
point where we're just getting into this edible journey with
Aunt Koka and I'm already dying. I can't wait for
this thing to kick in.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, okay, let's go all.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Right, hold on, because I need to fill in everybody
on what happened on Friday Show. Friday Show. Of course,
the new Taylor Swift album Life of a Show Girl
came out. Wonderful listener of ours that we call and
she calls herself Aunt Kaka. She took an edible about
an hour before the Taylor Swift album dropped and then
decided to basically give us a a full review of it,

(24:43):
and we went on a journey with her as a
Mikey and Bob listening community. Right, we followed Aunt Kaca's
journey on the Life of a Showgirl, but with edibles. Okay,
so we Nico's getting caught up on this. By the way,
kids don't do drugs and us it's legal and you're
old and off all that stuff.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
Edible kicking in them more like me every second.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
All right, hold on, one more message up. Made a
grave mistake.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I mean yeah, everybody you know taking edible and there's
always some point where you're like, wait, did I take
too much? What have I done? Here? Hold on though,
it's a return of me at Coca. See Coca here.

Speaker 16 (25:37):
Hi boys, it's coca. All right, listen. There's gonna be
numerous things we're going to talk about.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Okay, all right, okay, everybody back up, clear clear room.
There's numerous things that Aunt Cocka wants to talk about
on the show today.

Speaker 16 (25:51):
So this is going to be approximately five talkback's.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Aggressive Coca.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Number one. I totally forget what things.

Speaker 10 (26:04):
I have?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Three things?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Three things? Oh no, five things things? All right? You
know what?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well you think of what you want to bring to
the show, and whenever I got multiple things number one?

Speaker 15 (26:20):
Number one?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh I forgotten number one. But there's three things now, okay,
co get it together and we'll try to hear from
you later in the show once you figure out what
you want to tell us.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Also, Bob, it's it's not officially out yet, but Starbucks
announced their holiday menu. Yeah yeah, holiday season menu. Could
care less? I get it though, right, Some people are
excited about it, and some people can care less. Some
people live for it, and some people just want to
read the Facebook comments about it. We will do that

(26:56):
Starbucks Holiday menu Facebook comments around eight ten.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's Mikey and.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Mikey and Bob podcast. I love this city so much. Yep,
I love this city so much. I love it so much.
Dreamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. You saved my heart from the
Oh that's the fate of Ophelia. Taylor Swift. That's the

(27:25):
biggest song in the country right now. That's the biggest
album in the country right now. That's the biggest movie
in the country right now. That's the biggest late night
talk show guest in the country right now. Taylor Swift
was on Jimmy fallon last night. I guess not all
of it like aired, but the tonight sh'll put on YouTube,

(27:45):
like the forty the full forty five minutes of what yeah,
of what Taylor had to say last night seth Myers
on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, he should go.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Day drinking with her, right, Oh my gosh, yes, Like
that is absolutely what needs to happen. She's answered all
the questions. Now, like you end it with day drinking. Yeah,
like he's done it with Rihanna. I'm trying to think
Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, like he's done it with some bigger names. Yeah,
go go day drinking. Yeah, it's a great seth Meyers bit.
He just he goes and goes to a bar and

(28:17):
they just finds the celebrity and they Hey, I want
to go drink and have the cameras follow us and.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
That would be special right there? I can they do that?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Where are you gonna go day drinking with Taylor Swift?
And we're you gonna go da drink with Rihanna? I'm
surely shut down them, shut down a bar. That's true too.
All Right, Aunt Conca's back Aunt Coca again? Really?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Uh you had enough in Cocca. She's back, man, I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Uh. Aunt Canca's back here. Let's get to this talkback
message brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 16 (28:51):
All right, Okay, okay, I remember the first thing.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay, an Conca knows what she wants to uh talk
to us about?

Speaker 16 (28:58):
Okay, updated of a showgirl, Aunt Coca, Taylor Swift rankings.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Okay, so she has an updated Life of a Showgirl
power rankings. Aunt, cock, god does her favorite songs from
Taylor's album.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Because they have changed. Okay, yeah, but I forget what
they are. Okay, Cock, we can't.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
You can't leave this messages like my my favorite songs
from Life a Showgirl they've changed. I just don't. I
don't remember what they.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Were, Okay, whatever. The important thing is. Number one is
father figure.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
It the figure, right, you know, not mad because my
check's bigger. Number No, I mean, Opal, It's all right, anyway,
it's great. Right, It's like a song, all right, Coca.

Speaker 16 (29:49):
And then yea, Elizabeth Taylor figure out her way in.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
There somewhere, her way in there somewhere. Hey, by the way,
I think it was.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
On TikTok, we hosted a video from the day the
album came out of you know, I was like sort
of singing and reacting to Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I got a notification on my phone yesterday and it
was a message.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It was a comment on TikTok from the official Elizabeth
Taylor account, and I.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Was like, what.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So from from the grave probably grave, My god, that's
Liz Taylor's music.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
She's back. Yes, you know, it's just like her estate
runs it, but it's like a verifying account and everything,
and they post like older videos and it is weird,
you know.

Speaker 16 (30:36):
Okay, number three and this is the most complicated thing.
And I have been wanting to explain this to you
guys for like week.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Okay, explain it to us at kaka where are we
going here?

Speaker 16 (30:46):
But other things kept taking priorities.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
After I told my edible, yeah, she took an edible
and then listening to Taylor Swift's album.

Speaker 16 (30:52):
At I'm explaining this and you're gonna have to buckle
up for the rye okay, and get that ylosion button
ready is like inception. Okay, So all right, a week
maybe two weeks ago, we were talking about the Pit.
I have thought of the best storyline for season three.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, the Pit.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
She's obviously talking about the best drama on TV. They're
filming season two. They were here a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, yeah,
she's thinking out season three.

Speaker 16 (31:22):
Yeah, yeah, because we know it's getting renewed for season three, right, Like,
there's no way they're just gonna cancel this.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Day after season Yeah, it's big.

Speaker 16 (31:30):
So I think the storyline for season three needs to
be the Idlewild duck heist gone wrong.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Over the summer, Idlewild had the giant inflatable forty foot
robber duck for like a weekend, and we had this
imaginary plot to steal the dock and everything. That was
the whole thing over the summer. If you're you know,
just back if you missed the summer shows, that's basically.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
What we were talking about over summer, how to steal
a doc.

Speaker 16 (31:57):
It's a mass casualty incident, okay, and then we all
end up Why would we end up at Ahn though,
because that's so far away from Idle While.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's so far Cocle, that would not be the place
where we go.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh man, probably.

Speaker 16 (32:18):
Okay, hold on, I can fix this, Okay, all right, Yeah,
only one person hurt gets injured in the doug heusted
idle While and has to be life flight.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
And then they're on season three of The Pit. All right,
I don't think this is happening, Coco.

Speaker 16 (32:35):
All I'm saying is if the Pit really wants to
know they're Pittsburgh Trivia, they know that you guys are
the best warding show.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
On the radio.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
We're the guys.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, thank you, Coco. We should incorporate that.

Speaker 16 (32:50):
And I am so going to be judgy if they
don't eventually. Okay, And as we said before, I am
still expecting furries.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
On fourth of July, we getting episode.

Speaker 16 (33:01):
Yeah, all, I'm saying, Happy Tuesday, all.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Right, Coca.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I don't know what we're doing here. All right, we talked,
we talked it out, we did. But uh, I don't
know what that was all about, Coca, But I liked it.
I like, I love that mid plan for the plot
for season three, She's like, oh no, we're so far away.
I got my favorite Taylor Swift songs though never mind
I forgot.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
But then season three.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Of the.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I don't beak up on you. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (33:33):
I don't know if that is the best, like, hey,
don't do drugs, or if that's the best heay drugs.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Hey you're gonna have a good time, all right.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Starbucks has u has released like the drinks and stuff
aren't out yet, but they announced their holiday menu. We
will read these Starbucks Facebook comments about that coming up
around eight ten. Your chance of one thousand dollars around
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Speaker 17 (34:58):
Hey, it's a great day for hockey hockey. It's a
hockey night. Hockey night in Pittsburg, PA. Great day, Make day,
hock hockey, hockey, Hockey Night, Pittsburgh, Pa.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh, slapping nipples a little hard there. That was tender, tender.
We can't start the season like that too.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
He came back.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
That was a playoff nipple slap. Not not playoff ready, No,
that's not drop the puck on the season nipples. Wow,
gonna put yourself on the I r within your nips? Seriously,
what happened to mikey chopped himself? How why do I
keep doing? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It's my brand of humor. I got I do physical
I do physical comedy, nipple comedy. Okay, everybody gets a laugh?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
All right, let's I know we're not stand up comedians,
and like a lot of people on the radio like
that's sort of like the background. Maybe they come from
a lot of you know, never wanted to do stand up.
But like in my life, me and you being nipple comedian.
So you think we got you think we can do
like a solid twenty on nipples.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah, probably every joke and then I was talking my nipple.
Oh my god. All right, let's go pens.

Speaker 16 (36:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
The season starts tonight in New.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
York for the Penguins taking on coach Sullivan, who's now
the coach of the Rangers.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Penguins, all right, hold on that. Sorry, the Baka bop
it will not stop talking. I hit the Chewbacca bop
it that somebody mailed to us, So I gotta put.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
The Chewbacca bopp it over there because I kept hearing
it going off. All right, So Penguins tonight, Rangers. How
about the little let's go Pens? Right, we got a
new coach, Dan Muse going up against the Rangers, new coach,
our old coach, Coach Sullivan.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It's a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
And also sid Gino and Latang like twenty years of
playing together. Here was Sidney Crosby talking about it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 18 (37:13):
I mean, it's it's rare, like you said, and you know,
I've been playing this league for a long time, so it's, uh,
that's something that I think we're all grateful for and
with every year that we get to do it even
more so. But yeah, I mean nobody's worried about that
once we step on the ice, to be honest with yes,
So I think, yeah, we're going out there and playing
hockey together, and yeah, I think we all feel pretty fortunate.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah, Sid's absolutely right. No one cares how long they've
played with each other. Once the season starts to like, yeah,
it's fun, but we're gonna play hockey. Yeah, if we
that's what I do. If we start losing games, nobody's
gonna be like, oh well, at least it's twenty years together.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Everybody's gonna be like, who's this new coach? Got get
home on money? You got trades?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
All right, here's that chrys La Tang just talking about
you know, obviously playing with Sid and Gino for two decades.

Speaker 19 (38:00):
We don't really take time to think about it. I
think we're like, from the beginning, we kind of felt
like we were pulling the same direction. We all wanted
the same thing, and for some reason it doesn't surprise
me that we're still here and it's just been great.
It's three different personalities and it's just been fun. So
we're excited to enter another one.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
There's there's somebody missing though, it's Mark Andre Flurry. I
want the first home game. I want I want them
to just you know, think we know who the starting
goalie is. And then all of a sudden, the mask
gets ripped off, and my god, it's Mark Andre Flurry.
Too early to be doing it, gonna happen, too early

(38:41):
to be doing Penguins fantasies.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
But hey, we got you know, a little bit let's
I'm ready for it.

Speaker 14 (38:48):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
But it's a little bit of let's go Pens tonight.
You know, season opens tonight. And they're sensitive, man, they're sensitive.
A hard one there. I see it through the shirt.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's just my shirt.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I got like a shirt on it. Give her a smack.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
There you go, you.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Start, let me give you everybody a nipple slap. Let's
go Pens.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Huh oh, that's good. You're gonna get people fired up.
I'm gonna get them too fired up. They get these
nipples fired up too.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
You can listen to the Penguins game as always on
the free iHeartRadio app, The Home of the Pens one oh.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Five ninety X.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Coming up around eight ten, we will dive into the
Facebook comments about Starbucks new holiday menu they just released.
I'm young bum mikeyim Bob. It's a ninety six one
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Speaker 20 (40:17):
Here we go, Stealers, here we go.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Let's make the most of this black and gold game
and bring to us our winning fame.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Bring it to us, bring it to us.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Won't you bring it's stealers?

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Please?

Speaker 20 (40:36):
Won't you bring it's stealers?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Stealers. Okay, that's good, that works. Uh yeah, Mikey and Bob, Hello,
good morning Mike and big Wy. How are you today? Good?
All right? Nice? Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I thought my day officially started. Yeay, start today, Yeah,
my day started. I started the day I have started
because I got you guys on the tent. That's a
beautiful thing. Is there anything we can do for you?

Speaker 6 (41:07):
I was wondering, can we listen to some post Malone?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Can we listen to some post malone? We can? Well yeah,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Where are you at
right now screaming about post Malone?

Speaker 15 (41:26):
I'm in my bedroom?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Okay, all right, well yeah, just go continue. That's fine.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Then. I just want to make sure you weren't, like
at work or something, gonna get in trouble for yelling
about post Malone. I like the house, yeah, but I
want to I want to hear.

Speaker 15 (41:45):
I want to hear like old school post Malone, not
this newer not.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
This newer post You want white iverson, don't you You
want me to bring white iverson back?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I'm talking about like too Young Posty, too young Posty. Yeah,
it's the song I don't want to die too young.
I don't want to die too young.

Speaker 15 (42:12):
I don't want to die too young. That's sorry, That
is right, man.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Gotta start today with Mikey, Big Bob and Posty.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
You can find a little bit of Billy Eilish.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
In there, a little bit, a little bit a little bit.
Your energy is great. You have great energy.

Speaker 15 (42:35):
Oh hell yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well, appreciate you and you have a good rest of
your day. Okay, Oh, we appreciate you guys absolutely.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
By the way, though we me and Bob don't control
the music, I can't really do much for yourself, you know.
We asked her what do we do for We lied
because we can't just randomly play. Everybody thinks you just
call up a radio station get whatever song plays. Yeah,
we don't have a that'd be a mess. We don't

(43:09):
have a post malone button. We do, I'm just not
allowed to press. Don't even think about it. Don't even
think about it. It's it's it's glass and cased and
says break any emergency break in case of emergency break.

(43:30):
All right, man, you know what, Starbucks come out with
their holiday menu, Like it's not at Starbucks yet, okay, right,
but they just said here's what's coming for them.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
They released the the line up and the pictures of
all the drinks, the red cups, right, the red holiday cops.
All right, obvious, lady special.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
We're gonna read the Facebook comments about Starbucks new holiday
menu next time.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
The Kiss Morning Free Shows by came up bike you Bob.
It is ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Uh. The Starbucks Holiday Menu is gonna be launching November sixth, right,
so we got like a month away. By the way,
I was, uh, I was doing a pickup order at
h at BJ's yesterday, you know, or you just buy
things in bulk and stuff like that, and you know,
I'm helping the gentleman who brought my stuff out doing
some curb side and you know, I'm like, yeah, this

(44:25):
is the Halloween candy order because there's there's like big
bags of Halloween candy.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Right.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, it's all on sale right now, like on sale,
like it should be higher priced right now.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Everybody's got to buy it right now. He's like, no,
it's holiday now. What they gotta move some weight, man, No,
they gotta move some weight.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
It's crazy, right, And it's like, uh, you know, I
mean today's a little bit chillier, but it's like eighty
five to crazy yesterday, right, Like we're.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
You doing here, We're in it. I know we're doing
I mean global warming, but you.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Know October Starbucks Holiday Menu November sixth, Peppi Mokes pepper
mimoke of course.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, the Carmel.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Brulet latte, the iced sugar Cookie latte, and back again.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
It was off last season, right, the eggnog lat is back.
Oh my godness.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Also Snowman Cookie and Cranberry Bliss Bar. And also there's
a Starbucks collab coming with Hello Kitty. Oh wow, Starbucks
Holiday Menu is here. It launches November sixth, and then
we read the Facebook comments section about it. Beware, oh no,
You're going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
These are just simply Facebook comments about the new Starbucks
Holiday menu. Tom h whoop de Do you couldn't pay
me to drink that artificial sweeten and flavored poison?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Gimme mine black like mud, just like my Pep used
to drinking. He lived to one hundred and four years old.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Wow, Christine b eggnog lat is back. Oh ya, oh god,
I'm putting on twenty pounds this winter. Deborah ass in
the Starbucks Facebook comments, Starbucks is a devil.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Company, Okay, alright, I will.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Never drink coffee from Satan himself, the barista himself.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Debra's vote counts just as much as yours. Satan serving
up the coffee.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Tis Chev drank so many peppy mochas last year the
girls in the office started.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Call me the peppermint polar Bear. Deb's got a new name,
round Tom, the peppy polar Bear.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Mariah am screw the pumpkin spice, and then she puts
the all caps.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
On peppy moke. Season is back, Kim c eggnog latte,
and Hello, kiddy merchant.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Oh my god, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, I'm
gonna get banned from my local Starbucks too much. Oh
my gosh, Tanis should be here. That ice gingerbread chi lot.
They had me in a damn choke hold last year.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
CJW. They can drop fifty more drinks and still can't
touch the.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Seventy five cent extra large gas station coffee.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Hell yeah, love that.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Dudes are just you know, older dudes are just like,
get my coffee in the gas station, all right, give
me the black nasty stuff, you know, black as night.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I want to get hair all over my body, just
like Pap used to have.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
He lived in one hundred and four years old, because
he's drinking gas station mud.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
He used to mix it with gasoline. Don't drink gas.
I feel like I need to say that, don't drink gas.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
One more here, Dmitri b doesn't matter one damn bit
what Starbucks does for the holiday season, for any other season,
because in forty minutes or last I'm gonna be on
a toilet guaranteed, bring Hello Kitty with me, dude. The

(48:13):
Starbucks as they are, they're selling a Hello Kitty, wiping
wand friend emotional support.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Hello Kitty.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I'm gonna dude, I would need one if I had
one of those lattes. Man, you kidding me? Give me
some nog iced sugar. Yeah, dude, eggnog latte. I know
my gosh.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I need an eggnog Lotte and a Hello Kitty for
the bathroom. Please wipe me Hello Kitty. I've got something nasty.
It's it's coming out like oil. Tate McCrae is playing
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(48:50):
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the way, uh mean Ryan Seacrest Show after our show
Today Taylor Swift. Wow, Seacrestcott Taylor, look at Seacrest, Yeah,
I hope you know what to ask for big Time

(49:14):
look at the big Shot with Taylor Swift on this
show today.

Speaker 13 (49:20):
Look for Us with Taylor Swift. Mister, mister big time,
big time.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Dude. I'm glad nobody from our company actually listens to
our show because we have fun.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I mean, we're not mister big Dome's got Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
It's mister big Time. Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
So Taylor Swift on with Ryan Seacrest after our show.
Taylor Swift was on Jimmy Fallon last night, and Jimmy
was asking about like, you know, uh like music that
she's listening to as she releases a new album and
sort of giving you a you know, sort of an

(50:05):
inside look on how Taylor listens to music.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I never knew this. She kind of says goodbye to
her albums, last song of your own that you listen to.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Not on the new album.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Oh okay.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
So I have this tradition when the eve before I
have a new album that.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Comes out that starts a new musical era.

Speaker 12 (50:25):
I listened to the entirety of the last album that
I made so I listened to Tortured Poet's Department to
say goodbye to it.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
And I do it every time. I love the night
before a new album comes out.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
You know that this game last song of any artist
that you listen to.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Oh, Tate McCrae has a great new song called Tit
for Tae. You gotta listen to it. It's good and
my like, I have full Volume over and over again
on repeat.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
All right, I love that so good.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, Tate McCray is already woken up this morning and
reposted it with oh my god, what approval? Full Volume.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I can't even imagine what happens to your phone when
Taylor Swift like shouts you out and it's like a
specific song that you just made, Like that's your manager. People,
Just you're not gonna believe me. Just be like, you're
not gonna believe that you just got the co sign
of co signs. You're you're good now, Tate McCrae. And
then I know they're doing some of the like the

(51:22):
meanings behind songs and everything. I'm like with a showgirl
and uh. Jimmy Fallon asked her about the song would,
which she said in the you know, the the movie
that is it is about superstitions, and it is to
a point. Here is Taylor Swift trying to explain the
process of how she wrote the song would, which you know,

(51:44):
in reality, is about Travis Kelcey and specifically his the
Magic wand Redwood. Okay, h Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fowl
last night on NBC.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
I brought this into the studio and I was like,
I want to do sort of like I want to
like do a throwback, kind of timeless sounding song. And
I have this idea about like I got to knock
on wood and we would knock on wood and it
would be all these superstitions. And it really started out
in a very innocent place. Oh no, geez, you know,

(52:20):
it started out like I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Man If I got.

Speaker 12 (52:25):
In there, we started vibing and and I don't know,
I don't know how we got here, but I love the.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Song all right.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
So so see, because a lot of people were side
eyeing Taylor in the Life of Showgirl movie thing where
she was like talking about superstitions, I'd be like, oh kay, right,
right right, But now you see that She's like, yeah,
it started that way. It kind of started off like
I ain't got you, and then all of a sudden
she's like, you.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Know what else? Now what I'm thinking about Wood? You
know what else?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I mean, She's not gonna ever say it, but she
said it. You know, Yeah, sure it's about superstition, but
also you know.

Speaker 13 (53:08):
Woyd shy It, Redwood, Hans Magic Wand.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Okay, uh So Taylor Swift on Jimmy Fallon and I
think she has a day off today. Well, no, she's
doing Mister Big Shot Show after our show, and then
tomorrow night she's on Seth Myers. And we're hoping, since
Taylor has been on a mega promo for this album
and everything, we hope, like you said, Bob, Taylor just
goes day drinking with Seth Myers because I think that

(53:35):
is a great way to wrap it up. Yeah, wrap
up this whole promo thing with Taylor Swift and her
new album. Right, we got a chance being a win
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Speaker 1 (53:45):
Jingle Ball in New York City around nine ten. It's
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 15 (53:49):
We could dance. We could dance on this train us.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Live on the free iHeartRadio app. It's also where you
can get the Mikey and Bob podcast after the show.
Training out there today, it's gonna be off and on.
Huis in the upper sixties. Not quite as nice as
it was out yesterday. Let's get to some more of
your stellar's ticket entries. Steelers taking on the bronze at
at acrossure. Listen, I'm no game in the NFL's easy.

(54:14):
Like I think we've learned that. Like the Broncos beat
the Eagles right right, Like the Chiefs lost to the
Jags last night. Like I'm not saying the Steelers are
gonna lose to the Browns, but like it's possible. There
is zero games if you're the Steelers or any other
team where you just pencil in a win. Especially this season. Man,
what are we in here? Like week five, going in

(54:35):
Week six or something like there's no NFL teams that
are undefeated anymore, Like there's no dominant teams, everything the
mess in the division. Yeah, all you gotta do is
send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 2 (54:50):
Here we got Steers the team.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Man, Bob nodding, still catching, Bob nodding.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Dude, if you're listening, or anybody around here's listening, the
city wants you to sell the team so bad that
you have not played meaningful baseball in months and.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Months now and we still just hey, can't let it go.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Sure would be cool if we could have some good
baseball around here while you sell the team. There, Bud,
Let's get to another one here. Oh, it's everybody cornhole.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Joe Morning fellas corn hole Joe. He just wanted to say,
here we go, Steelers, here we go, and if we
lose to the Browns, I drama, I fucking gold. Aaron Rodgers?
Is he trying to do yinzer Elizabeth Taylor?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Swift through Aaron Rodgers in the eyes Violet Elizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Oh you just did Aaron Rodgers my eyes black and gold.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Aaron Rodgers. Oh Man, the Aaron Rodgers remix.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Let's get to uh A couple other messages here. We
had an unfortunate situation yesterday in the building, Bobby. It
wasn't caused by us, No, Bob we'll get blamed for
it wrong. Wrong time Bob went in the men's bathroom
and somebody had absolutely destroyed the accessible stall.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
And I'm well aware I have a track record. Okay, yep,
you do. I've destroyed toilet. Yeah, but you've never.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Walked on a clog like that, like you the toy.
You have been around when a toilet and a urinal
have broken? Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I've been, but you
never walked on a clog. I've been at the crime
scene before.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
This one, though.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I walked in too. I walked into yesterday and it
was over the water line. You can never be at
the crime scene. By the way, I've watched enough Criminal
Minds and NCI Asked episodes. They're always looking at who's
at the crime scene, especially if it's Arson. If it's Arson,
what about a guy with a track record with a mustache.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, they see you outside the tape a brown tape,
and they're like, oh, yeah, suspect over here, this guy
doing let me get to this talk back message about
you know, somebody just like they clogged the toilet.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
It was it was disgusting, and they just left it.
They just left it there.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
So Bob walks into the stall, sees it immediately doesn't
flush or doesn't call. Somebody immediately texted me get in here.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
It was like a dinosaur visited our building. It was
a dino poop. Someone made a dino dump yesterday. Yeah,
let's get to this message.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Public service announcement to whomever laid the big old chocolate
hot dog in the handicaps doll.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Come on, shame on you.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Shame on yours right, have a good debt, all right, yeah,
shame on you.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Whoever did it?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Talk the hot dogs?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
The uh all right, let's get to another message here.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Hey, Bob, this is Jen from Beaver Fall by Jen.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
So.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
I was catching up on yesterday's podcast, and I think
we need to hear plumbing Grandma.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Oh my gosh, plumbing grandma.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Dear.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
If everybody would have just listened to plumbing Grandma, Oh
my god, I forgot all about plumbing, Granny. The men
bathroom unfortunate clogged situation would have never happened. By the way,
if you want to see the video of me walking
into the bathroom and seeing like we blurred out what
was actually in the toilet, it was that gross. I was.
I was wondering if you could even put that on
Instagram without getting flagged, right, So we blurred it out.

(58:14):
But if you want to see the reactions and everything,
it's up on our Instagram pages.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Here again because clearly the person that destroyed that bathroom, yeah,
didn't hear her advice. Yeah you poop, you flush, you wipe,
you flush, Yeah you guys.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, all right. So there was I don't even know
why we had brought this up on the show, but
there was a grandma who gave us instructions on how
to never clog a toilet. I think that she's never
clogged a toilet for you know, vital life lesson information.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It is especially to someone in our building. Flush, you
wipe your flush.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
It will solve every issue in the toilet industry.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
There you go, whole toilet in the street. Rules are
the rules. Hoop, flush, wipe flush. Mikey and Bob Podcast.
It's Mikey Inbob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Free Show.

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Speaker 11 (59:54):
You in, Bob.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
So, my husband had a dream last night that Aaron
Rodgers fell off the skyscrapers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Okay, Hi, right, all right, I mean weird things happen
in dreams. That is that weird dream?

Speaker 6 (01:00:08):
Okay, And I really hope that's not an omen for
the season.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
I just wanted to ask you guys, what is the
weirdest dream.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
You ever had?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Here we go, all right, Bob, I know what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yours is, and then I'll get to I'll get to mine, obviously. Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah, middle school, I was in a cornfield. It was
in my dream.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
I was in the cornfield, and I can recall it
like clear as day. There was wind, it was warm,
the corn was like, you know, blowing around me the
stalks like I could.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I was just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I was peeing in the cornfield and it was warm
because I was peeing in my dream. And I woke
up and at that point I had peed the bat
already Junior high too, right, Yeah, yeah, I don't remember
what grade exactly, it was right around those years. That
definitely too late to be peeing the best. You know,
it's never too late, but yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
It is never too late to pee in the cornfield.
But yeah, the dream was way too real, and it
was such a great place to pee. All right, I
have I have two which I will get to. And
I'll take you back to the moment where I revealed
to Bob the dream that I had about him. We've
never seen each other naked except this one time in

(01:01:24):
my dreams. Oh man, we were in the studio, okay,
like we are right now. You were completely naked in
my dream last night. You were completely in my dream,
full frontal naked, Bob, And I will never forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
I'll never forget it being completely naked.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I now have two dreams that I remember for the
rest of my life, married to Serena Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
And Bob naked again. If you've been following the show
in our friendship, I've known.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Bob since to play the League baseball together and we
pride ourselves on being best best friend champions, like, but
we've never seen each other naked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Was I just just out like, I'm not wearing clothes
for the day. It was like you were in angry
but funny mode where you were just like, I don't care,
get these pants off me. And you were standing literally
hey right over there, and you just moll from like,
get these pants off me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
And you're just standing there naked, due naked, fully naked.
And I gotta be honest, man, you look You looked alright, man,
good like everything and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
You look.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
For me?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Man, what a dream last night? Listen?

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
This just mean you've had fantasies about me that would
be considered a fantasy. I believe that's a fantasy. I
believe that is a fantasy when you dream of someone nude.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I believe me ripping my pants all violently. I had
a fantasy about you last night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I debated myself in my head whether I should bring
this to the show or just leave it in my
own brain.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Mikey having sexy dreams about naked girls.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
No, by the way, when I was married to Saria Williams,
it wasn't even like sexy dream or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
We were doing mundane married people things. I'm the only
one to get nude. I think I realized why I
dreamed of you naked last night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Okay, I was at Bob's house yesterday, so I had
a real bad issue with my computer yesterday. I couldn't
get things to work at all. Then we get the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Fixed and everything. I'm on my way home. I'm out
in my car. Now. You know where I'm going. Right,
I'm out in my car. You did this to me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
That's the trap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
You set the trap.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
You did it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
You think it's me trap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
I go up as driveway. I'm at the car right, bye, Bob.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
He pulls his shorts down and shows me a butt
cheek at his front door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Neighbor could have saw. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter at all.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
He pomped out a big white cheek for me, and
I just got in my car and drove away again,
not the first time seeing Bob's butt cheeks though.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Oh man, I set the trap. The trap was set.
You showed me too much skin yesterday, Wait too fall
asleep tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
My brain was like, wait, we saw Butchie, We're gonna
see that big man fully naked.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
I wonder what the rest of it looks like. Oh
my god, I had a naked dream about Bob last night.
She saw you.

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Speaker 21 (01:05:21):
Group A Mikey and Bob Doug formerly in DC Big
Day out Here brought home my first ever dog.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
WHOA, Doug's got it down, Doug's got it down. Dougs
got it down. Dougs got it down.

Speaker 20 (01:05:37):
Four month old multipooh named Dexter.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Oh, Dexter, the multi Pooh the poo too. It is
the poo dog named Dexter multi Pooh like Dexter the
Showtime series where the guy kills all the people? Or
was there a cartoon network? Oh, yeah, Dexter's laboratory.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
It could be that some sneaky things going on Dexter's laboratory.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Multipoos aka the Bay Harbor Pupper.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Oh, my Gosh, killer show. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Oh man like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Doug formerly in d C Good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Name aka the Bay Harbor Popper.

Speaker 21 (01:06:16):
They Harbor Popper aka dex Still brainstorming some names, but
you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Need to brainstorm names. They'll come to you. Okay, they'll
come to you. Yeah, and you're gonna end up sticking
with like something simple like DECKX. You know it's gonna
be Dax is a solid name for a pat daily.

Speaker 20 (01:06:32):
Dad's gonna be Dex, Yeah, explaining him stuff a Bush
coming up in a couple of months and he seems
pretty high to bring some toys out and you guys, wow,
well wow, for the first time, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Wow, we've never met a Doug formerly in d C
talking it over Deck's the dog and now we get
to meet him and the Decks dog and Decks Dog
and Dex coming to stuff a bush all right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah, stuff a bus.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Is always the week after Thanksgiving out and robs. You know,
we new toys for time or you know it. It'll
be here, will be, it will be the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Let's get to a while.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
One more talkback message before we give you a chance
to win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Hey, guys, Mikey talks a lot about love is blind, which, yeah,
love is blind.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Listen, I'm caught up on the new season. There's a
new episode tomorrow, freaking out are.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
They doing just because I know they put out the
first six.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
I don't remember where I'm at. I think they're meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I don't know where there's season's at where left off
because me and my wife Jamie have already watched another season.
We went back and watched season six. Well, let me
tell you bud okay season. They're on season nine right now.
You're on season nine. Yeah, and they released episodes one
through six. Watch those all tomorrow. You get episode seven
through nine, dude, so you get a little you get

(01:07:51):
you get to dip in. They basically take you up
to the reunion there and then the fifteenth of October,
tenth and eleventh, and then the twenty second will be
the final twelfth episode. So yeah, it's all in this
October run here. Yeah, it's all in this October run.
I watch Love is Blind, and like every season, I'm

(01:08:12):
just like, men are stupid. It's all like at the
end of almost every season.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
You're like, wow, out of all those guys they had,
there were two that actually weren't like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
You know, like wow, they don't know how to handle
a relationship, don't know how to handle women.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
How did this turn out so poorly?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Like, what do you mean I can't go to a
bar and stay stay out till five am with a
girl from the Pods when I'm already engaged to you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
That's bad. They got you so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
This is the exact reaction they want, like this is
what this is what they want this reality TV baby,
you know why they want to be They wanted to
be messy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
I know they want you to I like them, you
know how I like them?

Speaker 17 (01:08:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
But like my wife's in now. Yeah, so like we
don't have a lot of shows that we binge together.
Like what's separate?

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
What did you go back through some six you've been watching?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
You watched this season and then just went into reverse? Yeah,
I've already seen it though, all right, so like I'm
watching it again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Oh you've already seen six. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
So then that sucks though because I got to sit
there and I don't want to spoil anything for her,
so I'm like giving her clues.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
I'm like, what do you think of this guy? Because like,
you know how it ends.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, I'm like, you know, there's this girl on She's like,
oh I hate her and like the first two episodes
and I'm like, okay, you think this is bad, I'm
just wait until don't get a vile opinion about her yet.
Just wait all right, but hold on, there's more to
her message. I've never watched, but have you ever watched

(01:09:46):
Too Hot to Handle? O? Wow, it's similar, but they're
not allowed to touch each other, and every time they do,
they get fined a certain amount of money.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
So like say it's two thousand dollars if they kiss
each other.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I think it's on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Maybe I don't watch it every season, but I've seen
a season of it. And yeah, anytime the couples touch
each other, get in bed together and do some touching,
make they lose money.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Really yeah, yeah, that's they.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Put extremely attractive people together and go all right, have
some touching, have fun, don't get don't get nasty. So
then they need to fall in love with somebody and
then they get all the money at the end off
they decide.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
I don't remember how it ended, or I don't remember
what the hook was, but yeah, I mean the hook
basically was don't touch. Is it all intimate touching or
is it like could somebody walk around and just tag
people and be like, no, I think you got touch?
Touch nat it's gotta be nasty touch. You lose money
if you're doing nasty touch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
They call the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Nasty should they should no, they should call it no
no nasty touch, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
They call it too hot to handle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Okay, you know I remember the no nasty touch everybody's watching,
and the season that I watched is just like everybody
along for the first couple episodes and then everybody's gotten asked.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
She's like, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Losing all the money.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I don't care.

Speaker 13 (01:11:07):
Let's getting asked. I'm only going home with fifty bucks. Well,
let me tell you, I'm hat such a three women.
Here's your chance to win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
You don't even have to do any no no touching.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
We'll find out in a few days here if Taylor Swift,
she's gonna pass a Dell right for the biggest opening
weeks for an album of all time. Like, oh yeah,
Taylor's gonna probably tickle four million copies in the first week,
which is just absolutely insane. It's Mikey and Bob the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Of course, Taylor was on Jimmy
Fallon last night talking about, you know why she's not

(01:11:38):
playing the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
The whole season. I am locked in on what that
man is doing on the field.

Speaker 12 (01:11:45):
Can you imagine if like he's out there every single week,
like putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous,
very high pressure, high intensity sport. And I'm like, I
wonder what my choreo should be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Oh my god, honey, let me have one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
So, you know, reading between the lines, it doesn't sound
like she's considering the Super Bowl halftime shows to at
least Travis is done playing football, because she wants to
just concentrate on supporting, you know, her man during the season,
going to all the Chiefs games. And she doesn't I
have to worry about, you know, learning choreographed for the
for the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Right right now to be able to enjoy yourself at
the game. She goes to, Now, if the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Keep losing like they're losing two and three, they lost
the Jags, my fear or maybe Travis taps out a
little bit, uh a little bit sooner. All right, let's
get to another message here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Hey, random question, what do you guys prefer Burger King or.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Wendy's for like nuggets nuggets? Because like they got the
spicy nuggets, which is great, Yeah, and Burger Kings nuggets
just kind of remind me of like deer ankles. So okay,
you just want to fire fire shot off at bur King?

(01:13:08):
What Burger King's South Burger King's sweet and sour sauce
is real.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Good, and I couldn't. I don't know if I've ever
had burri King nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Yeah, well they they had like chicken fries and stuff
before and different chicken things like that. Like I like
Burger Kings, man, I don't go to bur King like ever.
I don't really, I'm not a fast food guy. Wendy's
nugs are elite though. Wendy's nugs are real good, yeah
they are. I mean Wendy's got real good dipping sauce too,

(01:13:44):
you know. Yeah listen, and I know, I know it's
a thing because they're a big part of our show.
But we we have said that our boys, chef Tom
cooked up the best chicken nuggets, and they're a get
go they are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I mean, that's basically a kind of fast food, not
even lying.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Nine to one. First time we had him, We're like, yep,
that's it, and you found him Tom like McDonald's nuggets.
I feel like, as a kid, we're elite top. But
I also think our our palettes were swayed by Happy Meals.
You know, yeah, probably tasted better because he came in
so fun box with toys all right, right, so it's

(01:14:21):
probably just like I want nuggets, you didn't want a burger.
We uh, we would not lead you wrong. Those get
go nugs, Yeah, terrific. Just try them, Just try them
and then trust us. Trust Okay, just try them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
We got another message special request for a for a
power rankings. We are going to get to that next time.
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to one Kiss hit the talkback microphone, send us here
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but you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Have to keep the fake.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
This crazy Italian guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
This is him Brown Brown the Bungles.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Clip. Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:15:20):
This is the year we're gonna take the vision, the
conference and why stolen party for the seventh time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Whoa Wow Wow channeling the spirit of crazy Italian guy there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Love it all right, let's get to our buddy Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Here, Peter, it's your buddy, Alex, all Right, great names,
great names.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Those are our pet names.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Yeah, I know, I know they're great, not like pet
names that like our wives, cause we actually have pets
that are nicknamed on the streets before Allie's only pean.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Bob with the mustache catch me outside.

Speaker 21 (01:16:01):
I'm not asking for a birthday shout out because that
is today's illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
You can't get one not asking for a birthday shout out. Well,
it's I mean, we don't do that. Yeah, we don't
do happy birthday shout out to Alex. So if it's
your birthday today, Alex, maybe you'll get a text from
me later maybe birthday, maybe happy birth We're not doing
it on the show. Never we can't make the whole
show about birthdays. But I know we're past today in

(01:16:27):
free show history. But maybe, oh, don't do don't do
a birthday request?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Could we get Bob making top five animal mating noises
for me? Okay, that would be lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
You know what, happy birthday, Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Number five Bob the elephant seal. Go ahead, it's not a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Mark, it doesn't start with it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
That's actually not bad. I just unplugged my headphones. Bug
my headphones back in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
All right, your fourth favorite animal mating noise that you're
gonna make for us. It's the hippo. Alright, ready for
this phone? Of course, there's like a honk at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
This is so dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
This is the dumbest list we've ever known on this ship. Bob,
your third favorite animal mating noise? Alama, go ahead, nail.

(01:18:03):
That was like that was like a motor boat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
That like, you're the long motor boat. I can't believe
we're only on number two. Again, if you're just tuning
into the show, I want to apologize, do you even
exist at this point? Your second favorite animal mating noise

(01:18:29):
that you will try to recreate.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Surprising at number two, it's the turtle.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Oh wow, the turtle. Big turtle, big turtle. Right, you
got this one?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
You got this man?

Speaker 15 (01:18:49):
Oh no, big turtle?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
What is that turtle? Idea?

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
All right, Bob, your number one favorite animal mating noise
that you're gonna try to recreate.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
It's a donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
The donkey. A donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Oh god, alright, so there's that hesitating.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Donkey over there. It's horny too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
What you got it?

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
I got another donkey?

Speaker 19 (01:20:04):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
I got another donkey, I don't alright, good the dumbest show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
If none of you want to be friends with us
after this segment, we we just we completely understand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Pay yourself, Mike, you Bob.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
It's a ninety six to one kiss morning freak show. Hey, hey,
big big show at Stage A e Right, Hey, T
paints in town tonight. H T paint at Stage A tonight.
And how about a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Little bit a little bit let's go penns tonight. It's
a little bit a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
It's weird, man. I'm just I don't know if I'm
ready for hockey. Season's gotta start sometime, No.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
It's gotta start out now, so it builds up to
when you know football, Oh that's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Over then we see Hey, thank you for being here
for us hockey. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
The hockey season goes until it's hot out like it
goes for so long. It's so long long. Yeah, make
a you gotta make a playoff run? Well, yeah, they
gets hot. Sometimes you don't make it to the hot
weather if you're depends in the last few years, right,
but yeah, hey, come on boys, and they make it
to the hot weather. On the other side, you're right
the fall winter, get through it all and then make

(01:21:36):
it to the playoffs hot out again. All right, good
luck this season Penguins. Nobody has expectations for this team.
Nobody is picking them really to be a playoffs No,
I don't think so. It is right where we want,
nobody expects it. Penguins sneak Attackney Crosby stays ready.

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our show, you know, we hand it over to the

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Ryan Seacrest Show. He's got Taylor today.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I don't know when it airs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
I don't know like what segment it's in, what hour
it's in, But you know Seacrest is on from ten
am to one pm. And that's tall Kathy. But at
some point Ryan Seacrest is gonna tailor on the show today.
Big shot move. Well, that's what you get when you're
mister big shot secret. Mister big shot, he can do it.

(01:23:16):
He can do it, man, he can do it. Yeah,
mister big shot. Ryan Seacrest's up next. But we got
to name the podcast today, Bob, I got a name.
Roast Beef Misery and the Mud Dragon. Roast Beef Misery
and the mud Dragon.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
And the mud Dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Okay, it sounds like sounds like me and you as
nights like in medieval times?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Are you am I the mud Dragon? Or am I
roast beef misery?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
You know what you are?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Okay? I don't think you dragon much?

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
I feel like I'm longer and just feel.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
If you saw me in medieval times, he would say, wow, wow,
it looks like roast beef misery.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
They have roast beef in medieval times.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
What is roast beef. What do you mean, what is
roast beef? It's roast beef, roasted beef. I don't know
if they had it back then. To be completely honest,
is it roasted beef at Arby's?

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
That is?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
You know, we don't talk about what they're serving there.
They got the meats. Okay, don't worry about it. Man,
Arby's making back to back shows. Huh yeah, look look
at Arby's. Man run for Arby's, all right. Roast Beef
Misery and the Mud Dragon, dude, that's good tag team names.
Roast too, Oh man, you're right, The toilet Destroyers, dude,

(01:24:48):
the tag team champions. Roast beef Misery in the Mud. Okay,
mister big Shot. Ryan Seat crushes up next.

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With Taylor Swift on the show today. Okay, everbody go
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