South Side Tallywhacker

Still shorts weather for Bob - While everyone is fighting over the Starbucks Bearista cups... We are reading the Facebook comments - Deebo is upset about the Steelers - We check in with the Pittsburgh Scanner - The Westmoreland Wiener Man aka The Target Tallywhacker was back out on these streets - Have anything fun for the show... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and send us a talkback message

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey man, he as your as your friend for all time,
you know, your best friend since Little League Baseball. I
gotta say it today I think I'm I'm concerned for you.
Where's your pants? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I know what are you doing? You're still wearing shorts.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
When I got out of my car this morning at
the top of the hill here in Bridgeville, the wind
was whipping out there, and it was the it was cold,
and I had I had pants on, a couple of
layers on.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I swear wrinter coat on. I said swear words.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I said, oh blank when I got out when the
wind hit me, I'm like, oh blank.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
F yeah, geez.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, parked my car at home in the garage. Dude,
Me and my legs don't touch the cold. I get
up on this hill. There's nothing hold in the back,
nothing hold. It's shocking winds whipping out there. It's shocking.
Your legs don't like you today, No, they say it's
time to cover us up here, But those ones on
me all right? So you regret your decision to wear

(01:09):
shorts today? You think today should have been pants day.
I mean, looking back at it now, probably maybe you'll
have a different thought on that when you hear from
our guy George.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was going on, fellow George here catching up on
Monday Mornings podcast, Bob. I'm right there with you, man.
It's still in shorts. There's gonna be sixty degrees and
listen a week almost. I it ain't time to put
shorts away yet, y'all take it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh, man, George, give me the pep talk. He gave
you a pa. We could be back to sixty soon.
I don't know, but I cannot confirm that. Man me,
let me look at my app here. By the way,
what weather app do you use? Jill Like that's a
big personal thing to ask. Ask somebody. I go w
p XI weather at Yeah, me too, Is.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That what you do? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I feel like Stephen Cropper and uh Scott Harbar are
just running in all the time. Oh we know they
control the weather. Well, yeah, it's take a look here, George,
is lyon like Saturday highs in the upper fifties. Sunday
it's gonna be like in the fifties. I take it
all back. I made the right choice. You just needed
a speech from our guys there. Sometimes you gotta go

(02:14):
through hard times. Say no, depants, say no to pants,
say no depends.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
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(02:45):
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Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, we made it a long time ago. You know,
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Speaker 2 (02:52):
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey, at FS Big Bob.
If you love Mike and Bob, it is the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We're gonna have
some more flurries today, and yeah it's cold out there,
highs today, just going into the upper thirties.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let's get to a talkback messager.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
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Speaker 4 (03:18):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's teacher Steve from Mars. Hope
you guys are doing well. Yeah, I was sitting in
my classroom today and watching the snow come down, and
all I could think about was, oh, the weather outside
is primeful, but the fire is so delight And since
we've no place to let it snow, let its snow

(03:40):
that its.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Snow singing from the heart, man, it nice. I don't
like the material you're singing about, you know, beautiful boy
Sully Jack matter boom. Shut my two thumbs down. But
what a voice, teacher, Steve there didn't expect it. I
don't know when this happened, but uh, it's all happening

(04:02):
Like we're a couple of weeks away from Thanksgiving. We
start our yearly stuff, a bus toy drive after that,
and then we come back, we do a few more
shows and then we take a holiday break. What how
are we at the end of the Wow?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Just jumped into it. We gotta do.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Friends Giving this Friday at Get Go Test Kitchen. It
feels like all happened. Halloween was yet yesterday? Right, It's
already was this weekend, this past weekend. Wasn't it away?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Moving fast? Man?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I still got Halloween. Can't have a house moving fast?
One handful. I got one handful left.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's it. That's all the stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Nobody worst candy ever you ever see in your life.
Some candy I don't even know where it came from.
I think I might have stole some out of the
kids bags and put it in mind. It's one step
above church pamphlets. Oh it is. So I'm just gonna
throw it out when I get home. There's just a.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Handful of I like, you're ashamed of yourself right now.
I am.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
But you know what though, every now and then I'll
come up from the garage and it doesn't matter what's
in that Halloween boys gets.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Getting eaten a little street.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, Well, thank you for the nice no song, Steve.
We're not there yet, but we're close, but it's coming.
Like the Mikey Involve podcast, Thank you, Bob. It's a
ninety six to one kiss morning free show. Happy Veterans
Day every day. Yeah, salute to everybody out there who
obviously is you know, part of the services. And Happy

(05:30):
Veterans Day to all the veterans and their family and
close loved ones out there. And by the way, we
getting the government back that I think right?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Senate pass legislation last night to reopen the government after
the record long eight Democrats broke away from their party
and joined the Republicans vote with sixty forty. Every Republican
except Rand Paul of Kentucky voted in favor for it
to the House, where it'll pass. Then it goes to
the President, where it'll probably pass. And the legislation includes

(06:05):
full funding of snap benefits through the end of next
September and keeps the government open on a short term
basis through January thirtieth. But in a concession for the Democrats,
the deal does not include an extension of expiring subsidies
under the Affordable Care Act, so the Republicans held firm
against continuing those funds. So that's still a thing that

(06:29):
means more than twenty million Americans could see their health
insurance premiums spike next year. And it does not look
like it was a good day for flying yesterday, as
obviously there's a lot of federal workers that work with
aviation and everything like that, you know, air traffic controllers,
all that. Hundreds of thousands of travelers were stranded or

(06:54):
had to you know, change their schedules in everything. Over
twenty three hundred flights UH were canceled in more than
eighty seven hundred were delayed yesterday. Uh, it is the
worst day for air travel since the shutdown started. That's
what they're saying. They gotta get all those house people
back to Washington. Yeah, and a lot of them fly

(07:16):
in and out. Obviously.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's just like gona created your own problem here. Huh.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
By the way, new airport opens next week. See that
finally happening. I did see that. They Are you gonna
do that? Are we gonna trickle that in? Or is
it gonna be like, all right, that's the last flight
out of the old terminal new terminal now, or is
it gonna be like you're in the new terminal for
this flight.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
No, you're you're still in the old terminal.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
They should have a party for the last flight, right,
They should like make a big deal about being last
one out. Yeah, they should, Man, they should They just
let they should let people like me and you just
do some donuts.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Uh, dude, wouldn't be sweet. See a plane, dude, donuts? Right,
let us fly the plane donuts. You know, you see
we have somebody in there with us, but just like
you know, right along in the co pilot seat.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh yeah, turned the cold pilot time like, all right,
whipping to the.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Left, dude doing donuts on the runway the way to
end it be awesome saying and belly fireworks, dude, is
your kid made? Saying?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
The new terminal opens next Tuesday, November eighteenth, one point
seven billion dollar terminals. So yeah, just you know, gotta
get government back up, gotta get these workers back, and
gotta have somebody to fly the planes again, air traffic
control of the planes. But hey, you know, looks like
we might have a federal government back up here soon.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Not not great, not bad.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Hey have we seen the Starbucks cups that people are
losing their minds over the Barista cups, the little tay
Bear cups.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I saw videos of people, uh literally fighting over them.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, people will bite over these, uh these cups.
Oh and they're sewing for hundreds online.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
No they're not.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I saw grown fat guys wrestling outside. I have a
target because the target Starbucks didn't didn't have them where
they didn't get one. We will read the Starbucks very
sta Facebook comments coming up around seven to fifty five,
your chance at one thousand dollars. Around nine ten this morning,
it's Mikey and Bob the Mikey and Bob Podcast, Mike

(09:20):
and Bob. It's the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.
We'll get to today in freak show history. Coming up
next here on the show. Hey, there's an actual Beatle
in town today. That's nuts, right, Yeah, it's notts Like,
how many times are you gonna ever get to see
a Beatle live Paul McCartney Tonight at the at the Arena,
Jonas Brothers Tomorrow night, Maroon five Friday Night, all at

(09:43):
the Arena. We'll have some Maroon five tickets to give
away around nine to fifty five towards the towards the
end of the show. Of course, College Game Day will
be broadcasting from the North Shore ESPN, Pat McAfee and them.
That is Saturday before the Pitt not Or Day game,
So that's obviously gonna be a big thing. Steelers are

(10:04):
at home against the Bengals Sunday at one pm. You see,
they got rid of one Thornhill. Yeah, veteran safety. He
was supposed to sort of replace Minca as the number
one free safety. They now claimed Sebastian castro Off Waivers
from Tampa Bay. Thornhill got benched after the Packers game

(10:25):
and hasn't played in the last two games against the
Colts and the Chargers. Thornhill was another guy earlier in
the season that was talking about it being a historic
all time defense.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
That didn't. Yeah, yeah, he's gone now too.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Thornhill's the new Beanie bishop Man just you know, had
a couple of flashes and then and then he's gone.
So Sebastian castro On waivers from Tampa Bay. We did
sign him as an undrafted free agent out of Iowa, but
he didn't make the team after training camp, so it
sort of means that Jalen Ramsey's probably gonna be just
safety for long term now. So you know, it's it's

(11:02):
so weird too because when you talk about the Steelers
and when they're at camp and the depth chart and
all this, and it's just like injuries in how someone
plays determined so much shifts everything. You know.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, even now it's like a little different defense. Okay,
the Ravens are on our ass now.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's like, yeah, if Lamar Jackson snaps his ankle off,
then we're probably fine, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
But also but also.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
If like TJ Water, Jalen Ramsey or you know, damn,
I'm looking at the offense of like, who can we
a I'm like, if Aaron Rodgers' leg falls off, then
I don't know will hide me? You know. But it's like,
never get too high, never get too low, because you

(11:48):
never know what can happen for the rest of the season.
One guy that's been injured for a long time, Joe Burrow,
the great quarterback for the Bengals. He's not going to
play on Sunday, but he is back at press just though,
so that's.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
He's coming back to That's not great either. You know.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Hey, we got off to a nice lead in the
AFC North, but it was because the Ravens and Bengals
didn't have their quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Now they're coming back and this is not fun.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Anymore, right, Yeah, So Steelers will be taken on the
Bengals at home Sunday at one pm.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You can win some tickets from us.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
All you gotta do is send us a talkback message
through the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
And Mikey, Hey, bum, I just wanted to enter my
wife and myself for the Steelers Bengals game this weekend.
She's never been to a Steelers game, so I'd like
to take her and see it.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Here we go Steelers. Do you know I could see that?
You know, first first Steeler game.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Rock Pennsylvania with no voice, and I want to go
to the Steelers game.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Please give me goss.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
And voice handle of Steelers.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I don't think so. I think I don't think so.
I think that's gonna be more of a like if.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
We send you the Steeler game, you may never talk again.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Man, I gotta I just I'm so. I'm so impressed
with my clap. I've said this before on the show,
but I got a really good, hearty clap.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Like I think it's your clammy hands.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I think it's the size of my hands, Like I
have big hands, long fingers, just my hands, just they
make a good You give me a you would give
me a class pause.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Here, I am smacking. Yours are more smacking. Heres are
more stacking. My why are you like thunderous?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I don't know. Man, I got a grown man clap.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, you're smacking cheese. Oh no, goat stealers.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
I just had a birthday. I need to go over
the Steelers in a bangles.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, I would goers.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Wow, I just had a birthday.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
That guy definitely is a rock band. Down in his
basement with his buddies.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hey, all right, all right, you can enter for Steelers Bengals.
Want to go to the game on Sunday, Just enter
through our free iHeartRadio appens Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mike
You Bob Today Show History coming up next, Mike and
Bob to ninety six one, Kiss Morning Freak Show. Veterans

(14:35):
Day Today. I just saw the get Go posted all
active duty and a veteran military personnel get one complimentary
coffee or fountain drink.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Today at get Go Nice there you go.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, clean up if you're a if you're a veteran
today on Veterans Day, a lot of places given out,
you know, free stuff. Let's get to a talkback message
that actually has to do with get Go, brought to
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
I got on my way home from work and tried
eating it. Myam eating it right now on the way home.
Worst decision ever. Cranberry sauce everywhere, gravy everywhere.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
I'll do it. I'm a mess. My hand, I can't
even use my one hand. Delicious though, My goodness, it's good.
Showed good jough, so good, so good.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, Thanksgiving sub the Pilgrim cub back GT go is uh,
it's not a it's not a car snack. It's not
it's not uh you know that's that. Yeah, that's a
big hearty sub. Yeah. Hey, it's a full meal right there.
You got to take that home.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
And get down and get your table.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, that's not a drive and eat a full Pilgrim
sub that you're just you're asking for sloppiness with the
hell all right, it's right around seven o'clock. This where
we take you back to a moment in the show
that made us laugh, made us smile. It is time
for today in freak show history, and we got naked
cartwheels and somersaults today.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Here we go to.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
We have a naked man here. More than thirty people
in Alabama were reporting damage after officers say a thirty
five year old naked man was running through a subdivision,
causing major damage at around two thirty in the morning.
Is when the officers started getting calls.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
The whole neighborhood saw huh.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
One neighbor looked out their window and observed the man
doing jumping Jackson somersaults on their front lawn.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Just get loose.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't even know if I call cops for that,
I'd just be like just stretching out.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well, warm up, you know, like you're gonna do some
damage out here.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Gotta stay loose, probably going on a run or something
like that. Those summersaults probably weren't very graceful, I'm guessing, man,
the jumping jacks would have been something to say, though.
There's no way naked jumping jacks cannot be graceful. Naked
jumping are always fun, right. I don't care what you are,
I don't care what your age, your body type is.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Naked jumping jacks. Just crack the front door. More jumping jacks, please.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I want to see all of them. I want to
see all naked jumping jacks.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
So this guy's just doing jumping jack's somersaults naked neighbors
front lawn. When officers found him, he was doing cartwheels
and came towards the officers. The officer had to tasee
the naked man, and then he refused to obey Commandsunds like,
this guy's got a secret skill of gymnastics somehow. Maybe
he does enough drugs to where it triggers like a secret.

(17:38):
Simone Biles that lives inside of him, right, at least
he thinks he's simone Biles.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Do you unlock that with enough drugs? Think you can?
My guy should take that to only fans.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
This naked guy used two bricks to smash a car
in the neighborhood and his own hands. Still no word
on the substances that he took, but officers did find
drugs and gas station products in his home there.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's what it was. The gas station. He was on
those pills.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Man, he's on the triple X r Oh, he was
on all those pills that are by the counter at
the gas station and everything. Yeah, this guy's doing naked
jumping Jackson somersaults. Well that what that's what happens when
you take two of the Tahitian beastings. It is a
naked person making the show once again, Mike and Bob.

(18:25):
It's a ninety six one Kiss morning freak show. It
is cold out there this morning, and we're gonna see
some flurries too, possible highs in the upper thirties. As
yesterday was the day that a lot of us, you know,
we're seeing snowflakes, just going alright, this is all right?
The next uh, next six months are gonna be cold.
This is gonna suck. But I feel like this morning

(18:46):
was colder. Maybe because it's a little bit windier, Maybe
because you're wearing shorts to work. Still, that could also
play a factor in. Uh my skin's a good braminer
for the cold, is what I'm saying. Like, I felt
colder this morning than yesterday morning. Yeah, let's get to
another talkback message here, brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
Boys Manshed Potato Gravioli.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Lady here, this show is so dumb, like y so dumb.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I am tackling about Aunt Coca being high at Friendsgiving. Yeah,
friends Giving and the Get Go Test Kitchen is this Friday,
and one of our winners that's going with us is
a wonderful listener body named Aunt Kaka, who was deciding
whether or not she wants to take edibles before or not,
which we can't. We're not we can't, we're not encouraging.

(19:34):
Yeah he's an adult, Okay, Yeah, adult behavior on your
own time and all that.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
I'm laughing about the second Coming.

Speaker 10 (19:43):
Of Jesus Christ walking to Memphis with guitar.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I just yeah, I love I thank you for creating
what you give us every day? Yeah, I don't really know.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
We give everybody every day, just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Uniqueness then friendship every day it's something smiles, all those things. Rainbows, sure,
Glitter yeah, sparkles, yeah, a big glitter guy.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Friendship. Did I say friendship? Yeah? Glitter. Glitter.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Glitters are overrated, it really is. It gets everywhere, It
gets everywhere. Glitter is like sand at the beach. I'm
not a fan. I don't like man like sand. Once
you go to the like a sandy spot, you go
to a beach or something like that. If you have
a full day at the beach, you'll still be finding
sand in your car, in the bag that you had
with you, you know, like beat at the beach. Man, you

(20:34):
get me wrong. Glitter, I'm gonna find it in my
underwear well hours later.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
How does it get there? Don't I don't know just
how it works. Rules are the rules.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Don't let me wrong, glitter. Let's get to the Pittsburgh
Police scanner.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Here. We got one from yesterday.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
You know, yesterday was cold, Yesterday we saw some snowflakes,
and yesterday we have to check in with the Pittsburgh
scanner again.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's a couple of people who listen to Scanner.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
They run their social media sites, they run their own website,
pghdash scanner dot com.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It's time to check in what's happening in.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
And around our city Southside East Carson and Thirteenth Street.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yesterday, callers said, there's a.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Dude streaking on East Carson happy first day of snow?
Is that like the south Side groundhog? I think, get in.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
They see the shadow out there.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I don't know if it's a shadow. I don't know.
If I don't know, if we see a shadow, it's
probably too cold out yesterday to make a shadow.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Dude coming it really is, That's what you know.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
We just need one naked yinser to run down East
Carson streets.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's our groundhog right there. That lets us know, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
You see some snowflourries and it's cold.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Sure you think winners. Wait for the south Side groundhog
to confirm?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, south Side groundhog out there and your streaking out, Well.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
There's the bird. It's it's winter.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's what's happening in and around our city. Mike and
Bob's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show Our stuff
A bus toy drive that we've been doing for a
couple of decades here in the area is basically underway
now at the Strip District Terminal now through November thirtieth.

(22:35):
You take a new unwrapped toy all of the Marines
Toys for Tots program and our stuff a bus campaign
and you'll get a free game of mini golf at
Putt Shack right there in the Strip District Terminal, two
hours free parking. And next Tuesday, Man, yeah, one week away,
join me, Bob Tallcafe Station's gonna be out there with
UH with Steelers, Alegi, Cam Hayward, Oh Cam time.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
So yeah, we'll be collected toys from five to evan.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So you know, once kids are out of school, you're
off work, come by put Shack Strip District Terminal, join
all of us and Cam Hayward and bring your new
unwrapped toy and you'll get to Uh, you'll get to
meet Cam. That is one week from today, next Tuesday
at Putt Shack Strip District Terminal for stuff of us
from five to seven pm. All right, let's get to
another talkback message here brought to us by one Team Media.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Bob, but your boy stuff for San Diego Okay, So
still having a little bit of a hangover from Sunday
Night's game anyway, So I decided to share a little
something I've been working on for the past year or so.
All the moments, the characters, the catch phrases, the titles
of the show, all mastered into one fun Harry Sloppy
Sandwich up greatness about Mikey Bob So hopefully you enjoy

(23:43):
and Yeah Yeah Steelers.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah here we go Stan Yeah. Snuff sent me like
three different songs. Been working on this for a year together.
I got the yeah, there's there's a couple here. I
have not listened to the other two yet. I just
I need to start with the indie pop version of it.
So basically he's been working on this for for a
while now, just taking references from the show, funny things

(24:10):
that have happened, funny things that have been said, putting
it all into uh, you know, the computer, and it
spits out like an indie pop song that is just
about our show. Okay, So from Snuff in San Diego
listening on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
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best Friends and real life hinto colding boom Let's Go,
Let's Go had Mike trusting cooping like a Goosemell and Mike,
He's crouching the dark.

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Got any girl for Toto from the North Freak show
Baby and It's pleasant going on, What's happened.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Again? This is a song I said to us by
our guys. Snuffing Sandiego, wake.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
Up, Piste stuff a bus, Let's ride, Bob's back on market,
This's got a table, the slides, motorized p pick tessel
time on the mic, Facebook coms popping UK, Mike dug Heist,
Debbie's hot box in the Zone eight Cats one Toylet
Clogged up at Home, We nickel in the back, Yell
and shack rules, Raccoon tim spinning but juice like It's cool,

(25:35):
sparky and flash. It's great Potato beet berry where the
gardens lady can't whip your wood out on wood stream
Dude sex so Tomlin Wincoln, that's the Moloio box Go
the leven Mighty trust in the far cooping like a
Gooselan Nukey scratching a dark Kilvie in ninety four, still

(25:55):
on in the charts from by Crack Wizards to Glitter.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Beaver Sparks, Ride On.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Shack swinging Yego test shot from the No Show.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Wow, Wow, okay, jeez.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean, nice job there.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I feel like if you're like a podcast listener, yeah, yeah,
you almost need to slow that song down even more
break so you can listen to the lyrics that are
all about our show.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Hey snuff in San Diego, A great job here. I mean,
he sent me two more versions.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I don't know if we're gonna get to him today
or just spread them out for the rest of the week,
but I don't want to play all of them today, right, Yeah,
A couple of different versions there, Hey snuff in San Diego.
We appreciate you, uh taking the time to uh to
make that song for you know, us and everybody who
listens to our show. All right, if you haven't seen yet,
there have been fights, there have been complaints.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Uh, there's been battles.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
There have been online sales of this new star Bus
Bear easta Teddy Bear cup. It's dumb, but even dumber. Yep,
we will read the Facebook comments about the Starbucks bar
easta cup coming up around seven fifty five on the
Kiss Morning Free Shots.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Mike you Bob, Mike you Bob.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Shows. Cold
out there again today. Hi's just going to the upper
thirties and we're expecting some flurries to come through the
area too.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Let's get to a talkback massive Share.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
It's our buddy Jojo listening on the Free iHeartRadio app
talkback messages brought to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Morning Boys, hoping they're doing well and having a good
week so far. I know it something Tuesday, but I
just wanted to get a shorts check on Bob because
I'm still out here in these streets wearing shorts.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, Bob is wearing shorts to hell. Yeah, I'm sure
if it's a good decision. Oh yeah, Jojo, still wearing shorts.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
I got asked about twenty times yesterday and said, oh
my goodness, I can't believe you're wearing shorts.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's so cold out yep.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Run super hot, warton blooded, all that stuff, and a
little bit of a bigger boy too. So I'm right
there with Bob. I'll do it with the short still.
Definitely with a tough day yesterday, probably a tough day
again today, Definitely still rocking the shorts. All right, guys,
have a good day Steelers.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Steeler, do you really want to end though? Oh my goodness,
you still got shorts on? Just tell them tell I
got a hot crotch.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You're right, that's why.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Does it for the conversation enders? Why does it feel
like it's going to be older women that are going
to comment to everybody wants to tell you how you
shouldn't be wearing shorts. Let them know that you got
a hot cross. Crotches hot, it needs shorts. Okay, this this,
this crotches. You know, when my hands get cold, I
put my hands.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Down there because my crotch is a natural eater. Got
a hot crotch.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
If you yell like that, they'll stop talking and will
never ask about your shorts again.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hey, we got a well, you got.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Steelers saying things on podcasts, I mean, not current Steelers
that are on the team, former Steelers. Is it Ben
in his basement? Is it cam On not just football
current Steeler? No, it's Deebot and Joe No boy, James Harrison. Yeah,
Joe Hayden have a podcast. Of course they talk about

(29:17):
the Steelers. Uh, they talked about the Steelers defense and
just yeah, James Harrison.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Rides the roller coaster week to week.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Even talking when he's talking about it, you can tell
that he's he's firmly planted in the front seat of
the roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, this is Debo and Joe hate it personal.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
James Harrison and Joe Hayden on the Uh, the Steelers performance.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Uh, you know this past Sunday right now, I'm not
feeling it at all. Defensively, I mean defense. They know
what they had to do.

Speaker 14 (29:49):
We got a force three four to five six turnovers
to win a game.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Come on, man, oh man, you can't get this fired up,
James Harrison. You know it's serious too. When Deebo's voice
gets high pitched.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Like that's it.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
When Deebo goes high, yeah, you know, he's basically like,
put me in the game.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I can do better. Will we go through run the ball?

Speaker 14 (30:07):
Hell no, we can't do that consistently to save my life.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Settle down, Deebo, sell down. We don't need you fired off.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Certain people are definitely they're stepping up. But there you
go with that loser again, Joe.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, listen, man, Joe Hayden's your friend. You do a
podcast with him, you can't say, there you go again
with that loser. I'll believe Joe.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Looking for the silver line. Ain't no silver line and
we lost. I said I wouldn't go get mad and
getting to the conversation. Now, don't know, I gets so emotional,
all right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I don't like James Harrison getting this fire out because
I don't know what happens when he gets this angry.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I feel like he's a ginzer Hulk, right or something
and then.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Just go destroy Aisle three in a giant eagle in
Wexford or something like that. You know, we did his podcast.
We should have seen it coming. Yeah, he was very
angry and agitated. He took out a freedom lay display
at Market District in Robinson.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Here is Debo and Joe again. This is James Harrison.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Joe Hayden love when former Steelers talking about the current
Steelers because it's always this, it's always criticizing, right of course. Yeah,
they didn't like the offense.

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Offense was trash We're super trash, the worst that he
has played, probably his whole career.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Aro, we gotta make that throw. We have to make
that connection. We can't overthrow. We need a rod like
a lot of those passes. We got to hit that. Debo.
I love Joe Hayden trying to be the voice of
calm and like reason. I love this.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I love Joe Hayden telling Aaron Rodgers, you gotta make
that throw, all right, Joe Hayden, okay.

Speaker 14 (31:38):
Man, Roger misses it short. It was longer, short, dude,
longer short, longer, short, dude. I ain't never seen him
have a game is bad? What are we doing that
gott to be his worst game is we're super trash.
Found that he has played probably old line is bad period.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We need help.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
And see I think that's the scarier Debo right where
he's going word by word.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
We need help.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, Debo and Joe Hayden not uh, not happy with
the Steelers performance. We were gonna win the super Bowl
after we and Joe Hayden are the scariest podcast, the
scariest Steelers podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Like they're gonna say the thing in a threatening manner.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ben Roethlisberger is gonna criticize you, but it's gonna be like, uh,
you know, like he's gonna slap you in the face
and be.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Like what it's I can't hear that right, right right,
I'm gonna say the thing.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Deepo just gets angry and angrier and angrier as the
podcast goes.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
On, and Cam Hayward's just watching Love is Blind right right,
And you know.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
What, Cam Hayward probably is the best podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Not all of them, Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Thank you. Yep.

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Speaker 1 (33:32):
It's a ninety six o one kiss morning free show.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Obviously a massive football game Saturday noon Pit taking on
Notre Dame at Akrasher College Game Day. We'll be doing
their show live starting at nine am, but obviously people
are going to line up way before that. Also, River
Hans big playoff game against Rhode Island. That is six
thirty conference finals for the USL. Hey, let's go on,

(33:56):
Let's go Hans this Saturday, big playoff off game at
high Mark. Now, the Starbucks Bar easta cups, it's become
a thing. It's a little twenty ounce bear shaped iced
coffee glass. People freaked out, sold out everywhere, people are
re selling them online. I mean, they just made such

(34:18):
a limited amount of them to it what it is,
most stores only got one or two if that. Now,
Red Cup Day is coming up on Thursday. That's where
you can get a reusable red cup from Starbucks to
the holiday season. Yeah, that's a thing too. But that's
a big deal too. But I mean it's no Bar

(34:38):
East to cuff, no bear cup. Right, So this Starbucks
Bear Easter cup has been making the rounds and people
can't get it.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
People fighting over them. Yeah. So then we read the
Facebook comments section. Beware dark place on the Internet. It's
time kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Starbucks Facebook comments after they sell out of their Barrista cups.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Mallory c.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
The world is burning around us and all of you
morons are wrestling over a coffee bear cup in a
Starbucks parking lot.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It's got a good point.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
One person in the comments with with with the moment
of clarity there, Uh Tasha g Those fights ain't nothing.
Years back, my aunt VE got her front teeth knocked
out fighting a woman over tickle Miomo now and Ve'll
do that man he's.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Missing front scared man Elmo took him. Aunt V was
going for that Takeo Miyomo and was not afraid throwing
hands to swing.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Uh Sierra m. The world is hypnotized by the Starbucks
Devil Siren mascot on the cups.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Boycott Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Do it for Jesus, all right, that's a normal that's
a normal thing to post on face. If Jesus run
on Duncan or something, Uh Lisa ev, I mean, if
Jesus had a choice for coffee, I would think Jesus
Jesus says a dunkin deal.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, Jesus doesn't have to pay it, Duncan, I guess not.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well up to the speaker, Ghost Jesus, Jesus here Jesus.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Uh again, these are Starbucks Facebook comments after uh the
barristera cup goes viral and everybody wants one and nobody
can get one.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Lisa F.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I watch grown men tackle each other at Sam's Club
the Pokemon cards last year. Nothing surprises me anymore. Christina
M I am no better and not here to judge. Okay,
because they almost fought somebody over a pink Stanley cup
a few years back.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Looking back, right, Yeah, yeah, Michael D big whoop.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Starbucks sucks anyway, all right, I can buy my coffee
and smokes at the gas station every morning from my
guy stew for cheapening a cup of that Starbucks shout out,
st Yes, Steve's got the smoke, olks, and he's got
that mud. You know, Tiana, t Why is this new
to people? It's been happening for years. My Graham threw

(37:08):
hands with the lady over a game Boy on Black
Friday back in the nineties. Man, back when Graham was
younger man throwing hands over it. Yeah, Red g here,
I should kick these people ass that were fighting over
these things just for wanting something so stupid.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Alright, go get you a honey.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Bear from Dollar General and drink out of it with
straw morons. And one more here about the Starbucks bear
eas to come may l. I'm waiting for all these
to knock it off and then I'll go get one.
I'm not gonna wait out in line with all these
looney tunes at Starbucks because I have anxiety and ibs.

(37:51):
I'd bet on Facebook I can't sit in line for
them stand long lines.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I got here at all bowel syndrome and I can
go and I'm.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Not losing my spot. Beautiful things.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
It it's your Abby Shay buddies, Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
One week from today you can come meet us, hang
out with us and Cam Hayward. We're gonna be collecting
new unwrapped toys for stuff a bus at Puttshack located
in the Strip District Terminal from five to seven next Tuesday,
November eighteenth. Come see all of us from the station
and get to meet Cam Hayward to bring your new
unwrapped toys to put Shack five to seven next Tuesday.

(38:33):
They're taking toys right now though, at Putschack at Strip
District Terminal, so you can also go down there, get
some free golf, get some free parking, and support our stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
A bus toy drive, Bob.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
There's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news
and making our show.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh yeah, we got a local making story here. Let's
get it.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Get naked. It's time for another Nuggets. Sorry.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
On the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with Mikey.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
And Big Bab, a seventy six year old man has
charged with exposing himself in the parking lot the North
Huntington Target. Ah no, yep, can't do it, bud. Police
recalled to the North Huntington Target for reports a man
in the parking lot naked from the waist down.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
The target Tally Whacker. Dude, No, maybe yeah, the target
Tally Whacker has struck again. That's the worst superhero ever.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
A witness told police the man drove up, got out
of his car, naked from the waist down and started touching.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Sixty.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
The seventy six year old man as six prior convictions
for a decent exposure. So not his first no, no
Tally whack at target. Well, it might have been his
first target one, but he was previously known as the
the west Moreland wiener Man.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
He has multiple a case.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
A k.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
The Westmoreland wiener Man aka.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
The cops are all like, yeah, we caught this old
guy naked a target. You mean to tell me you
got west Moreland weenie man.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
If only there was a way we could get through
to this guy to keep his pants on, you know,
the target in North Huntington.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, maybe like in song form, maybe off the beat.
Let's cook it. Don't Tally Whack and Target. Keep your
pants in.

Speaker 15 (40:57):
Checks on show runway at your No one asked that,
Nobody asked to see you naked, No punking dolls watching.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's why I like the morning.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
This saints a spotlight moment.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Put your pants back on, your pants on, keep your PRIs,
don't take those pants on.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
The cobls not your pay ground, publics, not your playground.
Keep your p.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
That's for you.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Target, Tally Whacker, keep those pants on, west more Than
wiener Man.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
It's a naked person making the show once again.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Ninety six one Ike You Bob tonightety six to one
Kiss Morning Free Show. There is a Beatle in town Tonight.
Paul McCartney is playing the the Arena. Jonas Brothers play
tomorrow Maroons five plays there Friday night. A lot of
big shows this week, a lot of shows a PPG
Paints Arena. We'll have some Maroon five tickets coming up
at the end of our show, like nine p fifty five. Bob,

(42:10):
we were reading Starbucks Facebook comments a little bit ago
on the show because the Barrista cups are sold out
everywhere and everybody wants them.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And all that stuff and people fighting over them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah. One of the Facebook comments was the world is
hypnotized by the Starbucks Devil Siren mascot on the cups.
Boycott them for Jesus, to which Bob responded, maybe Jesus
runs on duncan.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh, you never know. Let's get to this talkback message
brought to us by the Pavement Group. Warning guys cycle
Michael here.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
You guys know damn well that Jesus thing getting no
Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks is breaking into a pizza hut
and haveing a mountain dew. All right, listen the amount
of times that me and Bob off the air reference
this story.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
This was years ago.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Somebody broke into a pizza hut in Ohio and you
can hear the alarm going off in the background, and
then called the cops on himself, told him he's Jesus Christ,
and he had him mountain Mountain, had him mountain do.
This is Jesus. Jesus Christ had him outain do. Yeah,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
And I just broke into the pizza hut. I broke
the window, and I'm here. He is here now he's
He's back to earth.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
All right, Jesus is here.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Now he's back. He's back to Earth.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
You can hear the alarm going off into the pizza
hut that he broke into.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That really was Jesus. I picture Jesus being able to
turn the alarm off. You would think that Jesus wouldn't
need to break into the pizza hut. Jesus could just
unlock the door. Not the case though.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
All right, and uh, you don't work there. I like
how this guy's so casual.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
You don't work there. Man just told him he broke
into pizza and Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
And this guy has.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Probably heard everything, being a nine to one one dispatcher.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
So he's just like, all right, all right, and uh,
you don't work there. You're not a pizza hut employee,
are you? Jesus Christ now broke in had a pezza.
I'm Jesus.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Okay, Jesus helped himself to a pizza today? And what
was your name?

Speaker 8 (43:58):
Again?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
My name is Jesus.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Already told you that. What's name? Jesus?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
What do you think it's gonna be? Man?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I mean, honestly, what do you think his last name's
gonna be?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Christ? That broke into a pizza high? Okay? And what
do you look like? I no, right, Jesus? The classic
covering pizza sauce? Right now?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Do you know that painting of Jesus that your Graham
has hanging in the hallway. It's that, but with pizza
sauce on his face? What's he supposed to going? He
told you he's Jesus again. This is the story of
a guy who called nine to one one on himself
after he broke into a pizzah claiming to be Jesus.

Speaker 15 (44:36):
Why why did you do that?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Why did you break into pizza?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Jesus?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Whatever I want?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I mean, shut the alarm off, and Jesus, no laws
for Jesus. If you're so magical, Jesus, with your powers,
that alarm off? You know, why do you break a window,
open the door. Oh man, Jesus wants to have a
conversation with dispatcher. Now, yeah, just chatting up the dispatcher.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Now, what are you up to?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Where?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I think Jesus lives.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I'm from heaven. Where do you live at? I don't,
I'm from heaven. How did you get over over to
the pizza hook man?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I'm from heaven s?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
And would you break a front window?

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (45:13):
I broke the door window, sir.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, unnecessary to be breaking uh windows and doors. Jesus,
come on and pizza. Yeah, I had a mountain doup.
End of that story, the best possible end of that story.
Jesus all hopped up the mountain deo?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
It?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It makes no sense why the nine to one one
dispatcher would question did Jesus Christ eat a pizza? Other
than he wants to keep Jesus on the phone long
enough until law enforcement gets there, right, because trust me,
the cops are on their way. Jesus Christ at the pizza,
but he needs to just ask him. He's trying to
keep him on the phone.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
And yeah, I had a mountain dew.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I mean Jesus. Jesus can't lie. Yeah, charge him for
the mountain dew. Yeah, mountain had a mountain dew. All right,
hopefully sleep deprived dad. That made your morning as nine
to one one gets called because Jesus broke into a
pizza hut in digit to pizza Jesus, Yeah, mountain had
a mountain do it's.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Kids Morning Freez Show.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Mike, You Mob, Bike You Bob. It's the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. If you miss any
of the live show in the morning, we completely understand
that you have life, you have things to do. You
got to take kids school, you got to get yourself
to work, you got errands to run. You can get
caught up anytime with our Mike and Bob podcast on
the free iHeartRadio app. We were mentioning earlier. The Senate

(46:36):
passed a bill to reopen the government. Eight Democrats joined
with Republicans to now send it to the to the House.
So it includes full funding get snap benefits through the
end of next September, and keeps good It keeps the
government open on a short term basis through January thirtieth,
where I probably argue again about this, but the Democrats.

(46:57):
The deal does not include an extension of expiring cities
under the Affordable Care Act.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That sounds horrible.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
It means about twenty million Americans could see their premiums
spike next year, So that sucks.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
A lot of people were criticizing some of the Democrats
that crossed, but you know, I don't know, we're making progress.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Criticize them all. Yeah, it's you know, government's not working
very good right now.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
No, I don't know when the last time I felt
confident about the government, no matter who's in charge of it.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
But never really a fan of the government.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I've never liked the government enough to fly a flag
or put a bumper sticker somewhere.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I don't think I've ever put on a lawn sign
for the government either.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It's just like no.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
So obviously there has been issues with flights during the
government shut down. Yesterday, over twenty three hundred flights were canceled.
More than eighty seven hundred delays too. The problem is
all these planes start out at like a nine am flight,
and then there's a you know, like a one pm flight,
and then there's supposed to be a sick and once
you get to that back in their third flight of

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the day.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
If you even make the first flight, everything's destroyed.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, there's this clip going viral because a lot of
people are you know, I'm nervous about flying and everything
because if you just watch news, it's like, oh god,
there's like one air traffic controller for every airport and
they aren't being paid. They aren't being paid and they
just got on the job two weeks ago and they
don't really know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
But this guy, this is a captain for Delta Airlines.
His name is Christopher Pennington. He was on a flight
to Raleigh, and you know, he just basically understood the
nervousness of some people flying right now and wanted to
sort of calm everybody's fears if they may have that.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
I know nervous flyers today, it is perfectly understandable. I
want to emphasize this aircraft not move a signal inch.
Let's book, My co captain Michael and myself are absolutely certain.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
It's safe to do.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So he's saying me and Michael, we got this. Chris
and Mike, we ain't moving, so we know it's safe.

Speaker 10 (49:02):
Before I left the house on this trip. I learned
the word ice cream, and she maybe make sure I
promised her to get her ice cream when I get
back home from the drip. That being said nothing, and
I mean absolutely nothing. I'd safe comes in to me,
that little girl in her ice cream.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
That's about it. Okay, that's it, all right. Start the
plane then, and get me out of here.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Here. Ice cream man's coming through. That guy gave such
a hype speech. There are a lot of people that
were probably nervous. You know, a lot of people are
nervous flying right now. It's not good when that many
flights get canceled and delayed and the government shut down,
and you know, planes almost missing each other and things
like that. But he's like, hey, don't worry about it.
I got to be home to bring my kid ice cream.
And my kid just learned to wear ice cream. Told

(49:41):
her I told my kid I'd bring some ice cream home.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I'll be back.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Do you think I'm letting this plane do anything?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
No, I got We're gonna be fine. I got an
ice cream. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
The videos got like fifteen million views or something like that.
But uh, yeah, good job for him just calming some
people's fears down. As a lot of people are, you know,
a little nerv about things like this during the government shutdown.
By the way, one week away from the opening of
the new terminal, are in Pittsburgh. Yeah, yeah, one point
seven billion dollar new terminal. They've done all the testing

(50:12):
and everything like that. I don't know how this is
gonna go. I don't know if it's just all flights
will be from out there. It'll just be like, yeah,
we'll do half and half for a while, just to
make sure you know, new terminal is good. You know,
maybe now if you got if you open up, you
got to go all in, all in. You imagine going
on a flight and they're just like, I'm sorry, you're at.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
The old one. You're like, god, jeez, what I do wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
It's like it's like you want to shop at Ross
Park Mall, visiting an old sad mall. They send you
to century It's like the century three, like ten years
and fifteen years ago, though.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
The remains a century three mall you have to go through.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
And I'm flying on the Stephen Berry's plane. Geese, come on, man,
I can't do it. For some reason, That's when I
think of it. I think a century three MALLVN. Yeah,
Steven Berry's at the end where you can get a
five dollars shirt of any college.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Five dollars contra five dollars shirt, ten dollars hoodie. That's it,
Like twenty five thirty dollars leather jacket. What's the quality?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Great?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Na, But we got the job done. Yeah, uh so
flying Yeah, we're uh, we're doing it.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Next Tuesday is the official opening for the Pittsburgh International
Airports brand new one point seven billion dollars terminal. All right,
we have a chance for you to win one thousand dollars.
Try to pay your bills around nine ten. Your chance
to go see Maroon five this Friday at the arena
around nine to fifty five. It's Mikey and Bob ninety Kiss.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I'm Mikey, Bob Concas.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You got a chance for you to win one thousand dollars,
try to pay your bills. Coming up here next on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. We'll get in the nationwide
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talkback message here brought to us by One Team Media.
I'm Mikey and Big Bob my son has a message
for you.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
The Steelers are probably not gonna make it.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Teach you the super Bowl the hell by the hell?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
How dare you?

Speaker 13 (52:09):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (52:10):
You dare do that?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Geez?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Kid?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
My god?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Hey, just the kid doesn't believe.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I believe man, You know, you know what we should
send him to. Uh come out to the put shack
next next Tuesday. Kid, Yeah, why you say that the
Cam Hayward's face.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, bring a toy to us.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
We'll see you next Tuesday. And then you tell Cam
Hayward right to his face that the Steelers aren't going
on the super Bowl, you know. And then after that
we're gonna we're gonna take you over to Nate the
crazy Italian Guy's house and you're gonna have to face
him and tell him the Steelers aren't winning a super Bowl,
all right, kid? Because this was Nate the Crazy Italian
Guy after the Steelers lost on Sunday.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Ready for this rain to turn the snow. Hell, I'm
ready for the winner. But what I'm not ready for
just to give this season. I'll never be ready to
give up on my team. I'll never be ready to
big fair Weather. We got plenty of time to turn
it around, so you better not give up either.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
No fair Weather.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
They's Beta. Actually, I'll take it back.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
We don't want that kid anywhere near on Nathan Crazy
telling you he's.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
A little fire up. I might not want to tell him.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Man, we'll come out next Tuesday to the Punchack going
with us and Cam. Heywhere you tell Cam Ayward do
his face and not making a super.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Bowl you know? Tell all tough talk going on here? Kid?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Hey, what were you telling me about The Pit? Obviously
we love the show The Pit. It's you know, one
of the biggest shows on TV now won the Emmy
for Best Drama. It's on uh HBO, HBO Max. Yeah,
and it's uh obviously it's a lot of Pittsburgh. They're
doing it.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
They're moving it to tn T Well, they're not.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Moving it to TNT, are they They're gonna run season
one though for everybody who's who's missed it on HBO
Max maybe don't you know, Well, it's all same company
like TNT and Warner HBO.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
It's right.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
You might think the Discovery they're gonna edit it though,
you know, even though it's a cable channel. Uh yeah,
The Pit has a lot of swearing in it, and
a lot of there's graphic details, nudity. There's a is
there nudity in the pit? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
There was.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
There was one thing I can remember with it, there
is a guy. And then there was the birth scene too,
where they had to bring the puppeteers to the birth
scene of is was wasn't it a three person team
that there was a birth scene in the pit that
was very graphic and bi graphic.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I mean it was it was like childbirth.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It looked so realistic that we like looked into how
did they do that in the world, like, yeah, they
have a they have a woman there that was ready
to go, like how they and it was pulled off
by three puppeteers. One of them was Cookie Monster and

(55:02):
he kept the suit on. Well jeez. So when it
airs on TNT, look for the no Cookie Monsters. So, uh,
starting December first, they're gonna run season one back all right,
See this is a genius move because on TNT at
nine pm December first. Okay, so they're going to run

(55:25):
an episode every week then right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll
it'll air back air three back to back episodes a week.
So they're running multiple episodes a week from December first
to December twenty ninth. They're gonna get so many people
who still have cable but maybe don't have HBO Max.
There got so many people hooked on this, plus month
of December a lot of people taking holiday vacations.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I feel like December is the month of to binge.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I feel like if you got stuff you want to
catch up on holiday break for a lot of people
is where you're like, all right, I gotta watch this show.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
I'm just sitting on the couch.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
So now the hit is going to air on TNT
in December with nothing blurred or edited out, because that's
what makes the show so great, I think too, is
the realness of it and everything. Yeah, it's not like
nudity to be like hot or sexier, you know, or
you know. I'm still confused. What was the nudity in

(56:20):
the pit? Well, other than the birth puppet, was there
more nudity? Like I'm trying to think. There was one
guy that went to the bathroom on and he one
of the interns ran into the room.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
And uh ah, he's wacky water weasel.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and you see, you see it's a
glimpse if I remember right, maybe I'm just if I
remember right.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
But the episode three March, not like I've paused it
there before.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
All right, So that's a big deal if you're not
paying for HBO Max, but you still have cable.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
In December, they're going to run episodes, especially people here.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
You've heard everybody talking about the pit, you know, so
your chance to take a look at it. You can
get caught up on it, you know, maybe see uh,
maybe see some birth look for Cookie Monster running running
that puppet show.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
And you catch a glimpse real quick though, quick flash,
quick flash, keep your eyes peeled.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
At three, don't take your eye. I don't know it's episode,
but like, don't take your eyes. There's nudity in it.
Coming up in just a couple of minutes, we are
going to give you a chance to try to pay
your bills. Give you a thousand dollars getting qualified to
go to our iHeartRadio jingle Ball in uh in New

(57:51):
York City Madison Square Garden next month. That is all
coming up next year on the Kiss Morning Freak Show
with Mikey and Bob Uh Bob, I have a house
full of cats. Yeah, I know this I've talked about
this on the show before. We have eight cats total
and one dog who is the smallest pet in the house.
We have a little chorky named Lily. I don't know

(58:13):
if other people do this, but now that we have
acquired so many cats and this could be the same
as dogs, this could be a small sample size. Mike,
You're you're talking, I don't know if other people do this,
and you're you're saying somebody with nine pets.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
In their house.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Well, no, I'm just I'm saying this could be with
two pets too. I started a club. Yeah, I started
a club with with all the male cats in the house.
All right, Buddy Boy Club, that's it. Buddy Boy Club,

(58:49):
That's what I call it. My wife Jamie, obviously we're
empty nesters now, our daughter Addison's off college at pitt
and Buddy boy club.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Man, how many male cats? Well this started with Momo,
our orange tabby cat.

Speaker 8 (59:05):
Right.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
You showed me a picture of No, that was Sabby.
He's in Buddy Boy club too, all right, So I
started calling Momo buddy boy.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Don't know why.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Pat names just happened like that. I started calling hey,
buddy boy. I'm mere buddy boy. Then all of a sudden,
all the male cats became buddy boy you know, so
seb Mo ash Andy, Yeah, four four boy cats. Yeah,
four boy cats. So I started calling Momo buddy boy.

(59:41):
And then I said, like, I want the others feel
left out. So I just said, hey, I'm the man
of the house. I'm gonna take all the male cats
and we are in a gang. Now are you in charge? Yeah,
you're the leader Buddy Boy Club. So that's it, buddy boy.
They're all buddy boy. Yeah, all the male cats are.
So four male cats in the Buddy Boy Club and

(01:00:02):
that's it. So a lot of times I'll just you know, uh,
my wife Jamie will be on the couch with with
one of the boy cats.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I'll be like, all right, I'll see how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Like We're just gonna go over here and have a
Buddy Boy Club meeting if you want.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
To be part of this, you know. So, do the
cats know they're in a gang?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Okay, I think they do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I just wanted to let everybody know that I have
a gang of male cats, male cats, Buddy Boy club.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Though you you are right? Am I? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Yeah, No, I haven't been alright, since uh, twenty twenty
is where I started to go downhill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
You know, are you acquiring any more cats?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I guess I should ask Yeah, probably, okay, all right,
not to keep though this foster.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
They're not allowed in the gang.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Uh No, you got to be an official member of
the resident You gotta your address needs to be my address.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Do you want to be in the Buddy Boy Club?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I don't know if other people have names for their cats,
like a group of cats, but all male cats in
my house are now in the Buddy Boy Club.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Don't know why I felt the need to tell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Everybody that, but it's because you're a gang leader.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, just wanting to let everybody know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I'm the head of a gang. Mikey and Bob. It's
a ninety six to one Kiss Morning freak show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
In just a couple of weeks, right after Thanksgiving the
first week of December, we'll be collecting new unwrapped toys
for the Marines Toys for Tots program, another year of
our stuff. A bus toy drive will be at Robinson
Town Center, but for the month of November you can
take your new unwrapped toys if you're not gonna be
able to make it out after Thanksgiving for the first
week of December to Robinson you can take your new

(01:01:45):
unwrapped toys to put shack in the Strip District terminal.
They are helping us out with Stuff a Bus for
the month of November to try to stuff the first bus.
So hopefully after Thanksgiving, well it's December and we officially
open stuff a Bus.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Hopefully you start with one stuffed already.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, And then a week from today, next Tuesday, Me,
Bob Tall Kathy, we will be out at Potshak from
five to seven pm with Cam Hayward, who is supporting
Stuff of Us again this year.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
So that's fun. Got that going on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Also on Friday, me and Bob are taking a select
few of you to the Get Go Test Kitchen or
something we call friends Giving.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
We'll sit down with buddies. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Now Get Go of course has they're Thanksgiving sub, the
Pilgrim sub that you know a lot of us really like.
And we a couple of years ago we just came
up with, hey, we always got invited the Get Go
Test Kitchen, see where Chef Tom makes all the magic
and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
We said, hey, we gotta take some friends with us here.
Can we bring people with us?

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah, friends Giving was born and get go. I mean
they go all out for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Oh it's sweet, like set up a full table, set up,
and yeah, we're just hanging out having fun. I think
everybody gets like a year of wet go passes to
get your car washed unlimited. Uh. I know we got
a Donna coming with us. Good morning, Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
I don't know about you, guys, but I'm super excited.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
My name is Donna.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Donna's coming on. And then we know Aunt Coca is
coming to friends Giving too. She's been leaving us messages
for a while. Hi.

Speaker 16 (01:03:19):
Boys, it's Coca and your girls turning up to friends
Giving on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Oh man, I can't wait. I'm making more friendship bracelets bracelets.

Speaker 16 (01:03:31):
Also, it's totally valid that I show up stone right, like,
that's my persona.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
And again we cannot encourage that behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
But you are also you're an adult, an adult, So uh,
let's get to this message that we just got though
from somebody else who is By the way, me and
Bob had no uh, we had no way.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Of determining who is gonna win this or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
We're actually learning who won by people actually leaving us
talkback message. Yeah, so here's another one talkback messages brought
to it by the Pavement group.

Speaker 16 (01:04:00):
Hey guys, this is Audre from Washington and I got
the call to for friends giving, and I'm so excited
for reference. I am the one that sent you the
Chibacca bop it, so I sent you the chipop it anyway,
often might be taken in edible too, So Coka and

(01:04:21):
I can be in the corner hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
But I am so excited to be there, and I
hope you are too. This is how we can't do this.
We can't have a let's just pretend like she didn't
say it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
We can't have an edible corner.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I had to get protests, right, it's we can't have
on the corner. Just well, we can't care of that.
We can't hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Geez, what a friend's giving on Friday. No clue what
we're walking into. No clue at all. But cock on, Audrey,
they seem uh they and Donna too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
We got there too, all right. I think there's a
few more people that we still have a contact in US.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
A couple more if you got the call to go
to Friends Giving with us on uh on Friday, So yeah,
we'll see.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Man, we should live stream the whole thing, oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Or no, maybe not, maybe not after we know we
got ant cock possibly on edible.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Maybe it's not something we all want. Tom's in the
test kitchen with some of his secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
We can't have anybody competitor liking the secret.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Yeah, seeing what Tom's working on and everything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
So yeah, we appreciate our friends over at get Go
always supporting the show. And uh yeah, I'm sure Monday
morning we'll have some stories about the Get Go Test Kitchen.
Friends Giving that's happening this Friday afternoon. It's Kiss Morning
Freak Show, Mikey and Bob Maroon five at the Arena
this Friday. Of course, Paul McCartney's playing there tonight on
his Brothers tomorrow. A lot of shows going on, a

(01:06:03):
lot of going on, a lot of going on going on. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of going on. There is
a lot of going on. Penguins they're in Sweden. They
don't play till Friday afternoon at two pm. Then they
play Sunday morning nine am. Global series taking on Nashville

(01:06:23):
in uh in Sweden.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Usually that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
You break up the week between Steeler games with, you know,
a couple of Penns games. Not really happening so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Much Sunday morning coffee and Penguins though, not bad, Oh
my god, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I love the NFL international games. Well as long as
Steelers aren't playing it. Yeah, yeah, not too bad Steelers
playing it. Yeah, it wasn't horrible, too bad, horrible. I
like a good football game at nine am though. That's
usually when I'm watching soccer, you know. Man, Hey, how
about a little bit of nine am legal pings? Yeah,
that's on, Uh, that's on Sunday. Oh, new episode of

(01:07:00):
Cursive Oak Island tonight on History Channel. Watch out man,
tonight Tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Tonight is the night you sure?

Speaker 15 (01:07:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I ain't can find treasure tonight? Man? Okay, Hey, what
do you want to name the podcast today? Southside Tally Whacker? Oh,
somebody got arrested naked at the uh the Westmoreland that

(01:07:29):
was the target, Tally.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Tally Whacker?

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Was it ak the Wiener man?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Yeah no no, yeah, Westmoreland, north Ornington, North Ornington target.
The guy was naked out there. Yeah, what was the
song we played today about that?

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Song?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Northington.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
So it's very quick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I don't remember this. We made it. We made it
two hours ago. I don't remember the first time we
played it.

Speaker 15 (01:07:58):
Don't tally whack in target, keep your pants intent the
miles at your runway. No one asked that. No punks

(01:08:19):
and dolls watching. That's what I like the more this
saint your spotlight moment, put your pants back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
That's enough of uh, don't tally whacking target.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
But uh, all right, so outside tally Whacker is the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Name of the podcast today, So get caught up if
you missed anything from the show today on the free
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