The Fate of The Office Toilet

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this morning freak show. I can't hear you stuff. No,
uh yeah, yeah, I can hear myself. All right, hold on,
let me try to figure this out. What's what's different
with it?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I just got twist the knobs.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, now.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
You just need a old knob twist. That's all say.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Good morning friends, welcome to the show. Hi buddies, Monkey
and Bob.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have a good weekend. I figured out how to
turn the microphones on. Huh. Happy Monday.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Horoscopes coming up, and the entertainment report. It's all happening here.
And we're gonna do prank phone calls. Yeah, and we're
gonna get a second date update. It's all happening. Yeah,
little coffee chat with your buddies.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
We should. We shouldn't be on the radio. We should.
We should.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
The radio needs us more than ever we should do.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We need the radio more than no, that's that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Wow, we're starting hot here on a Monday. We don't
need the radio anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
What do we do? I couldn't even turn my microphone
on properly. It's She's like, I don't know if we
need to do that. I'm out. How was your weekend.
You have a good weekend. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, okay,
a great weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah. I went to West Virginia on Friday afternoon. Saw
my daughter had lunch. Yeah, Saturday homecoming with my son.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Friday night homecoming game for the football team. Yeah, North Alleghany. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Then Sunday no Steelers, but I went to lacrosse because
my son had lacrosse like early after homecoming Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Wow, I was busy. Yeah. You putting in that dad work. Yeah, Dad,
stuff happened, full dad weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Man, kids are growing up, and yeah, you're just that's
a that's a big dad weekend right there.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Man going on. Hey, that's showing up for your long
at me. By the way, I think it's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I think it's funny Donald West Virginia sending messages because
you know how I'm gonna get it. Hello, my best
friend in the entire world.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
This is Julia van Foston.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
And wait, let.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Me say, hi, this is your daughter, Jordan's I'm expecting
this to err.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
On the show.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
Michael.

Speaker 9 (02:18):
Hi, Michael, I mom, this is Bob's daughter and Bob's
basically daughter and we want this air.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, bye bye, there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
There's your daughter down West Virginia.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
They were listening to the tailor.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, yeah, so yeah, they figured out how talk back works.
They're just like, oh, let me hint this microphone and
then they were saying hi to you, and.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Then you're in the background. You're like, Michael's gonna hear this.
I forgot that they even said it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's so weird because there's only like a handful of
people that call me Michael, so call you Michael too. No.
Hearing like a bunch of people hearing Jordan's friend call
me Michael is just weird because I'm not prepared to
be called Michael Mikey for that.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Hey, I'm nervous. Nervous, Yeah, I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, I gotta give my top five songs from Taylor
Swift The Life of a Showgirl, which is the biggest
album of all time.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do you feel the pressure of the world. I feel
the pressure.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Because I don't have five that I'm I mean, I
have twelve five, But dude, I don't know how I'm
gonna get this down to a list of five songs.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Though I don't know I got a top five something
I know that's the fun.

Speaker 10 (03:29):
I know.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I've been sitting in here this morning just going back
and forth. So yes, Taylor Swift Life of a show Girl. Obviously,
the hype continues today because I spent the weekend with it,
listening to the album.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
A lot, and I think, no, wait, I got it,
you got it?

Speaker 11 (03:43):
Like four and five could be like ten different song man.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Wow, what are you just thinking about a lot of pressure?
Oh my gosh, Benlonie on Saturday Night Live Long Steelers
didn't play the AFC North is awful now, oh man,
welcome to the show. Let's have a Monday Kiss.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Show.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's kind of weird not having Steeler football, right they
were go a bye week.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Let me tell you though, could not have been a
better bye week for the Steelers. First of all, the
Baltimore Ravens they might be butt shoots this year. Their
defense is like the worst defense NFL. And Lamar Jackson's
hurt right now. They lost to the Texans forty four
to ten. They're one in four on the season. Also
at one in four as the Cleveland Browns. They lost

(04:34):
in England to the Vikings. Then the Bengals lost to
the Lions. Everybody lost. The Steelers are in first in
the AFC North at three and one. The Bengals are
in second place at two and three. Steelers have a
two game leads.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Just the cushion. Cushion is SITNINGFC.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
This was a weird weekend though, like, uh, the Broncos
beat the Eagles. There's no undefeated NFL teams anymore. And
then did you you last night?

Speaker 10 (05:00):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Patriots beat the Bills?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Really?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Patriots beat the Bills? How bad happened? The wow?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
By the way, Patriots, you better chill out. It is
not time for you to be good already yet.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
We have Patriots good. We have a lot of trauma
with you, Patriot. We don't need you to be reloading.
Not your time, not your time yet, not your time yet.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Uh So, Steelers will be at home Sunday one pm
against the uh the one and four Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know what I did all weekend?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Now? Like, I mean, I got red zone and everything
I could have fired it up and everything. Dude, an
entire weekend. Love is blind. I am so back in man.
This new season stinks.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh, it's so bad all six episodes.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh yeah, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. You know what happened?
My wife, Jamie captain with me. That'll do it.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Why you just watch one real quick? So we the
new season, We're all caught.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Up raising a new episode on Wednesday, and I'm like, hey,
let's go back to season six real quick, because that
was a sloppy season.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Dig all in.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
We're basically up to season six reunion already at this point. Dude,
we watched a lot of Love is Blind this week. Yes, great,
I got my partner ryding or dying with me now
on Love is Blind. This season stinks though, Oh this
season stinks. Yeah, this see, I don't know if we're
gonna get true love out of the season. Oh my,
there's this guy named Mike on the show. Oh man,

(06:31):
just like, yeah, I don't know the guys. The guys
sort of stink every year, giving Mike's out there bad
name that in general sort of stink. Like I watch
every season. I'm saying to Jamie, I'm like, men are
like this, like this is so bad, Like why can't
they just not be like mouth breathing idiots?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
But they are. Let's get to this talkback message brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 12 (06:55):
Good morning, Mike, I and Bob. It's Missy, your friendly
neighborhood lesbian checking in and reporting that there is a
new season of.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Love is Blind.

Speaker 12 (07:03):
Oh yeah, I know, and so you know, me and
mister Snowshoes are.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Locked in, Oh, Snowshoes, locked in watching it.

Speaker 12 (07:12):
Hopefully some good things come of it. And I hope
that you're following along.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I don't know good things.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
You know, me and mister Snowshoes are going to be
reporting in.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Oh wow, So let's go. Love is real.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Love Israel. Yeah, love is definitely real.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Are they going to find it though? Are they going
to find it this season? I don't know, man, I
don't know this. It may be we got some potential,
but no.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
You know what I've sort of knows about Love is Blind,
Like they do this whole thing, and they usually find
one couple that will get married and like stay married
for at least a couple of years, like that's it.
They do it in the same city, which is weird
to me, Like they don't bring in people from different areas,
like which really narrows down or you just I figure,
you know, somebody who knows somebody who knows the person
that you're talking to eventually, and that's there was up, Matthew,

(07:57):
No matter what. There was some of that in the
Minneapolis where somebody said something about this person, and this
person is just like, wait, you're dating somebody right before
you went in here. Yeah, this whole thing. That's what
happens when I'm left to my own devices over the
weekend when there's no stealing football on. I watched a
season and a half of Love Is Blind.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Nice, fine cats, I'm Mike and Bob. We could dance.
We could dance on the Mike and Bob.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
It is the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free shows.
Give me no nice day Today, Nice and sunny. Hi's
in the low eighties. Of course, it's been a big
weekend for Taylor Swift with her album coming out.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
By the way, No Taylor Swift on Saturday Night Live. No, no, huhuh.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
That whole standby thing that was on her calendar. That's
kind of a swinging miss. I think it was just
more variance and like CDs and stuff, right, yeah, just acoustic. Yeah,
It's like okay, I get it.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
But like then she spread out the acoustic songs over
four different CDs.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, she knows what she's doing.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yes, this is about to be the biggest selling, biggest
sell biggest selling album of all time. So the movie, well,
the whatever, the behind the scenes and the Fate of
Ophelia video, which is now on on YouTube. H Taylor
Swift's Life of Showgirl thirty three million dollars, number one
movie at the box office. She's got the biggest movie out,
She's got the biggest album out, she got the biggest

(09:18):
songs out. Do we feel bad for the Rock? Dwayne
the Rock Johnson, him and Emily Blunt had a movie
come out called Smashing Machine.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
This was supposed to be his major role. Yeah, this
was the one that it's supposed to win him awards.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah. Wasn't it the Venice Film Festival or something like that.
It got like a ten minute standing ovation. It's like, oh,
this movie is it made six million dollars. Probably not
even enough to pay for the Rock. Yeah, No, probably didn't,
Probably didn't pay failer like, probably would have been the
number one movie. And if it's a really great movie,
probably would have been a lot of buzz around it.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Like Taylor just no that's my weekend. I feel bad
for the Rock.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's just like, oh, our movies coming out and then
it's not like Taylor. We knew that Taylor has putting
some in theaters until like last week or two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right back. Yeah, it's like okay, yep, there it goes.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Obviously, we had a screening at the Waterfront on Saturday.
We got this message as a mom and daughter were
going to the show. Hey, kiss me and my daughter
Elliott are winners of the album release party at the Waterfront.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
We are on our way in and we just wanted
to say thank you. They were so excited.

Speaker 13 (10:32):
Taylor Swisty for Life.

Speaker 14 (10:35):
By Live.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, so Taylor, Taylor basically gave the rock the actual
rock bottom at the theaters. The fato Ophelia video that
was in the theaters that is now up online on YouTube.
The videos of the theaters of the kids dancing around,
it's my favorite thing. It's awesome. It's my favorite thing.
It's awesome. Like they take that area in front of

(10:58):
the right right the screen returning. Yeah, seeing kids everybody, Yo,
every kid, it's dancing at Taylor Swift movie like that.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
They're gonna remember that for the rest of it. That's
like a.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Core memory moment right there. Yeah, because you don't get
a dance in movie theater right ever, right right, and
then dance with like thirty other kids like going around
in a circle and everything, and I don't know, man,
it's just it's pretty cool to see people just happy, uh,
happy about music, happy enjoying things, yes, happy enjoying a thing.

(11:32):
So uh, Taylor Swift Life of a Show Girl the
first day sold two point seven million copies, physical and digital,
and uh, it's the that's the biggest opening day of
all time, right, two point seven million. It's her biggest
week ever already, and the second largest sales week for

(11:53):
any album in the modern era, which we've been tracking
this since nineteen ninety one, and that's just because the
sales weekends and end. Yet yeah, it's Adele. Adele twenty
five sold three point three million copies in its first week,
and with with more people like just streaming music and
not buying actual physical media anymore. Really, you know that

(12:13):
was back in twenty fifteen, and you're like, nobody's gonna
ever do that again, because that's not how we listen
to music anymore, right, No, No, here comes Taylor.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
She sold one point two million copies just vinyl alone.
Nobody's ever sold a million copies of vinyl in a
week before, so she is shattering music records, the vinyl, vinyl,
just the vinyl. So the tracking ends Thursday, and then
I believe Sunday the final number comes out. But she's
obviously gonna have the number one album, which will put

(12:43):
her past Drake and jay Z for the most number
one albums for a solo artist, and she'll be the
the artist overall with the second most number ones overall,
just the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's that's all she'll have left.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
She'll pass Drake and jay Z and then the Beatles
with nineteen number one albums. I guess the Beatles are
are next in sight for her. But this is gonna
be the biggest opening week for an album of all time.
It's the biggest first day since we've been tracking this stuff,
with two point seven million copies. All right, I'm gonna

(13:19):
do my top five songs from Life a Showgirl. I
don't even know what they're gonna be yet. I'm just
I mean, I do, but I don't. I'm scared. I'm nervous.
I don't know if last minute, I'm gonna put a
new number five in there.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Seven ten you told me number five and number four.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Around here, and I don't know. Yeah, I know, I'm
nervous already. You are stressed about this. It's only five.
I want to get out of the way, so we'll
do Taylor Swift my top five songs from Life of
a show Girl.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Around seven ten, it's Mike and Bob Nice I'm marking
Young Bum Podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's your Alli Shay Buddies, Mikey Bob, the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
All this week.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Once again, we're gonna try to pay your bills with
one thousand dollars thirteen times a day, and then if
you win it, you're also qualified for the grand prize
trip for two to our iHeartRadio jingle Ball December in
Madison Square Garden. All right, Bad Bunny of course hosted
Saturday Night Live over the weekend, Like I mean, there
was there's there's rumors, maybe rumblings that maybe there would

(14:24):
be a tailor skit or an appearance or something like that.
But Bad Bunny went up there, did his monologue and
of course he's doing the super Bowl halftime show, which,
of course when you read the comments section, it's like
my head, guys'll me. So, here's Bad Bunny on Saturday
Night Live.

Speaker 15 (14:40):
You might not know these, but I'm doing the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Half done show. The Bonny. I'm very happy.

Speaker 15 (14:50):
I'm very happy, and I think everyone is happy about it.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Sure they are Bad Bunny, even folks. All right.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
So then they go to a clip of a bunch
of you know, angry Fox News, but they edited together.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
So this is what Bad.

Speaker 16 (15:07):
Bunnett, this is my favorite musician and you shouldn't be
the next president.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Why wow?

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Why?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I mean the same thing is that you're relative to
watch Fox News. You could probably send him that clip
and they're like.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh, that's it. They want bad Buddy. I'm president.

Speaker 17 (15:21):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I guess I should believe them that.

Speaker 15 (15:23):
But really, I'm very excited to be doing the Super
Bowl and I know that people all around the world
who love my music. I'll also have be besimenta Latino.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Right, So all right, so now I gotta stop it
because then he like says a bunch of things in
Spanish for like probably forty five seconds or something like that,
and then he ends his monologue with this.

Speaker 15 (15:44):
If you didn't understand what I just said. Yeah, you
have four months to learn.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
On the greatest ad for DUELINGO in the history of speaking.
Bad Bunny told us we got four months to learn spreadish,
I ain't watching you see the uh see a K
pop demon hunter skit like that? That was funny, right
where the uh the Hunter X the three girls from

(16:16):
Hunter X came in and singing golden and that was good.
That was that was like the skit to me. But yeah,
obviously Bad Bunny huge Worldwide Star super Bowl halftime show,
hosted the premiere of Saturday Night Live. Uh no, Taylor
Swift on Saturday Night Live. But we do get Taylor
tonight though, right, isn't tonight the Tonight.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Show tonight with Fallon? Yeah, tonight with Jimmy Fallon Myers
on Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, all right, I don't know what else there is, uhh,
I don't know, like other than just like a basic interview. Yeah,
like like Jimmy Fallon will probably have her play a
waggy game, you know, like that'll probably be it, and uh,
I don't know, Seth Myers will just talk to her.
So yeah, Jimmy Fallon tonight has Taylor Swift. We will

(17:00):
get to today in Free Show History coming up next,
and then I'm already scared nervous for this my top
five tailor songs from Life of a show Girl. Around
seven time, It's Mike Keimbob, Mike kim Bob. It is
a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. We'll
get to today in freak show History here in just
a minute. Right now, though, let's get to some more

(17:20):
of your talk back. Imagine you just send them through
the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 13 (17:24):
Good morning, Mike Yimbob. I'm getting caught up on Friday's podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
What a Treat, And you just asked.

Speaker 18 (17:31):
How everybody was experiencing the album, and I'm absolutely in
love with it. I'm in love with anything she does, really,
but I was getting disheartened watching everybody kind of hate
on the album. But then I realized that, you know,
hater's gonna hate hate hate.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I just it's just negativity online.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You know, nothing new, it's negativity.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I'll also have to realize that people post negative videos
just to get reactions, and you also have to realize
that probably half of those people are just bots.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That too.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I'll tell you, whenever you feel like arguing with somebody online,
just say to yourself in your head, it's a bott
I'm gonna argue with. I'm gonna argue with a box.
It's a lot easier to step away. Yeah, And then
you're just like, what's the pointer is? Why would I
waste my time and energy on this?

Speaker 14 (18:20):
So I got to the good side of TikTok.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, there we are.

Speaker 13 (18:25):
And a girl was breaking down how twelve songs for
twelve albums and how each one of her songs matches
up to one of her previous albums.

Speaker 18 (18:37):
And I just thought, she really is a mastermind. And
this album is just absolutely phenomenal. I'm so happy that
you're enjoying it. I hope you guys have a wonderful day.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, good album.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Really tough to come up with top five songs from
the album, but I will do my best. Coming up next,
let's get to this talk back message.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hey boys, mashed potato reveaoli lady here.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
I just saw the life of the showgirl of the theaters,
so so fun.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I live up in Detroit, so I couldn't make it
down to Pittsburgh for your guys.

Speaker 14 (19:06):
Is showing, But I just.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Want to call out how Taylor did her own you know,
clean kids Bop versions if you will. Oh yeah, that's
like a lot of people were stunned about that. In
the theater. We were talking about this Friday when the
album came out, because there's certain you know, lyrics obviously
radio Yeah, so the clean versions were the versions that
were in the theater in the movie.

Speaker 14 (19:29):
I loved it.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
Can we get a throwback to a freak show history
of the best kids Bop at it?

Speaker 14 (19:36):
And where's Julio?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Oh yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I mean, everybody knows the kids bop albums, they make
family friendly versions. The best version, I mean the best
but worst at it we ever heard it was Bruno Mars.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 19 (19:48):
Let's get to this, all right.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
We like to listen to the lyrics of kid bop
songs and just go that's not right, and see what
they replace the questionable lyricswift. Here was Bruno Mars What
I like justin alright?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Not too bad?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
All right?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
No, it's lobster tail for dinner. Julio served that scampy.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Then we served that scampyo. What the hell did they do?
With Julio. Where the hell is Julio?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
What did you do with Julio? You monster lobster tail
for dinner? Then we serve that scampy.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Where is Julio at? What did you do with Julio?

Speaker 20 (20:41):
Kids Bomp? You don't serve the scampy. That's Julio's job.
We have to make our own scampy. No, seriously, where's Julio?
Why they have to do too much? I don't know
why they just eliminate Julio in that. All right, let's
get to the hook here. This is the kids Bop
edit of Bruno Mars. That's what I watch jump bad.

Speaker 19 (21:01):
Okay, lucky for you.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Right now, let me throw this out here. I don't
think the kids are gonna be having a strawberry champagne
on ice, right okay?

Speaker 21 (21:10):
Shot by milk shake, come looky for you?

Speaker 8 (21:14):
That's what I like.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Can you handle strawberry milkshakes? Played again? Can you handle
the milkshake on shop? Milk shame? That's gonna be the
line that ruins the entire song.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yeah, oh, falling off right now? No, there ain't no
way there's sex by the fire at night in the
in the kids Bob World. No way, right, let's see
what we got here. Okay, there's no way there's sex
by the fire at night and kids Bob World, there's
just hang by the fire at night while we strawberry

(21:50):
milk shakes shop, right.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Strawberry milkshake.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
No, that's what I like, Mikey Bob, It's a ninety
six this one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'm just gonna jump right into it here.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
It is very hard for true Swifties to come up
with like a top five favorite songs on an album.
They are not written in blood, they are written in pencil.
Because my top five changes not even daily, hourly, I think,
depending on what mood I'm man, so this might. I mean,
this is going to be the biggest album of all time.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Get five. I'm here here, I'm here to play lifeguard.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Okay, I'm gonna pull you out of the pool if
you go too deep and you only get to pick
five here, Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Right, I'm gonna do my best man ad time for
Pola rankings.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
What's Key and Bob Nutty six Kiss Top five favorite
songs from Life of a Showgirl Taylor Swift number five.
I'm going title track with Sabrina Carpenter Life of a showgirl.
Thank you for the lovely blue cake.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
You're sweeter than a peach. Boy, you do. I thought
a show gun back.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
And you never had a gunner.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Great pick, It's good, right, great pick. I kind of
feel like me.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
And you live the life of a showgirl. You know,
come in here, do the show. Everybody throws flowers at us.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, but they don't know what really goes on and
are they don't know the life of a show girl.
They don't know that I go home and watch eight
straight hours of Love is Blind with my wife on
the couch. You know now, Number four, I'm telling you
right now is not going to be in a lot
of people's top five.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Boy, But for me, this one speaks to just controversial pick.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean, what is it? Number four? I actually got
wish list. They just you know what. I just want you.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Come.

Speaker 21 (24:03):
A couple of kids in the whole block.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Looking like we tell the world, don't leave us stuff
alone in to.

Speaker 21 (24:15):
Come and driven bout a driveway with the basketball.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Gotta wishless this lit.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I just want you, dude, that one right there, that
one right there, I was like, first listen. I was like, okay,
I get whatever, and then I caught myself just walking
around the house shooting baskets. It's definitely an album where
once you listen more than lunteers like this is great,
You're like, I can let all the way through, no skips.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Number three, this is a lot of people's Number one,
I know it is.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Wow? What is it? Three? Number three? For me, heavy breathing,
it's Fate of Ophelia.

Speaker 21 (25:03):
Oh said alone, and I'm telling you were just telling
your balance. Now I can see it all. Now you
got me out of my bage. Let me up on
the fate of ah really.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
And then you know, pledge allegiance to the hands Number three, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Fate of Ophelia is number three.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Number two this, this is this one best songs shivering.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You're the happiest, one of the happiest, fun loving songs
she's ever written.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, Number two for me open like song like you
dancing seen me on Next Night? No, this guy is Oh,
I mean, can you are you kidding me? It's good?

(26:06):
It's so what, it's so good, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Oh can you imagine an arena singing the huh No?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, it's gonna be great one day.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Hey nine times one day. Hey, Bud, you think Taylor
Supos plays Arenas? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Taylor Swift should play cities now only like if she
plays Pittsburgh. C If she plays Pittsburgh, she should play
the point top of Mount Washington, spread people on throughout
the city.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
You gotta watch it like Fourth of July fireworks where
nobody has a sign seating. You just put a chair
up somewhere.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
You know what number one is? This song? From the
first time I heard it, say it, I said, that's it?
What is it? You can't beat Lizabeth Taylor.

Speaker 10 (26:59):
My Eyes by Elizabeth Taylor, Temmy for real.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Dese think it's full around dumb boo? What but I
never had two? And I can't have fun.

Speaker 17 (27:09):
I can't hand you Beama, And why when Hollywood hates me?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Only this hot is your last hit? Baby boo? What
but never had to me? And I can't fun if
I can't head, that's it. That's my top five. No,
that's it. That's a good top five. I'm trying. I know,
that's it. It's a sneaky it's pretty good top five.
No bonus mentions.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I will say this though it can change any time,
but that's a good top five.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Fate of Ophelia.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Elizabeth Taylor in opal Light is the top three tracks
on Life of a show Girl.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It should be illegal.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That three track run that combo might be the greatest
three track opening to an album I've heard in maybe forever.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Like she said, not.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Messing around, We're not gonna, we're not gonna put our foot.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
In the water.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Alive.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
You're on Hot Boom.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Here's my first three and they are all like great, great,
all time timeless Taylor Swift songs.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I just gota Lizabeth Taylor at number one right now,
that's a good top five. Yeah, it might change by
the nine o'clock hour. We'll see Etty six one.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Hey, Henny Jewlers, Hey, thank you for listening to our
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Speaker 1 (28:59):
Bike you bob.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
It's a nice kiss morning freak show. We're having a
good little run of like more more ninety six to
one kiss sounding concerts. Friday. Lord was at Peterson event
Center last night. Somber was at Peterson event Center. Tomorrow.
Tea Pain's at stage ad.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
I saw people posting T Paint tickets are are cooking.
It's like sold out. I think they're just like, you know,
the platinum package whatever left if you want.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
To buy it. What do you get with the platinum pack?
Who knows? Man? Who knows?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I want to go backstage and talk to T Paint
and be like, you don't know this, but your twitch
intro you did on your channel, it's what we've been
using for our power rankings for like the last I
don't know however many years in the show, Like that's
te Pain the tap. You don't know how much you
mean our show? Yeah, I want to go see t
pay tomorrow to te Pain.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
You mean a lot to it. You don't know it,
te Pain, But you mean a lot to us.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Te Paine Tee pain concerts one that you go to
and it's just like song after.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Song, a party, yeah, you know, just a party. Let's
get to some more of your talkback messages here again.

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Speaker 14 (30:12):
You guys, it's Dice from Baldwin again.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Here for a little review of the release of a
Showgirl premiere at Theaters.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Nice.

Speaker 14 (30:18):
So now we finally get into the movie and it's
great because of the.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
Video is just amazing as usual per Tailor, and the
actually seeing the behind the scenes was so cool.

Speaker 14 (30:27):
Also, just the costumes, the dancers.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, fat Ophelia video is if you didn't go to
Taylor and Theaters, which again number one movie made thirty
three million. The fata Ophelia video is now up on
YouTube so you can see it.

Speaker 14 (30:44):
All of the work that goes into make it look effortless.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
We love the whole thing. They cleaned up all of
the dirty lyrics though. This was a bummer for me
because I was shouting out the dirty Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Okay, so listen this Taylor definitely kids bopped, and we
were talking about this Friday on the show. There's basically
like kids Bop edits almost of the tailor songs because
in theaters it was cly.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Love that she was shouting out the dirty lyrics too,
yelling kid faces, that's not the real lyric. Let me
yell on your way.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Can you imagine what happened during Father Figure and theaters
across the country this weekend?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Right, Like you have the regular version and then the
cleaned up version.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
All right, so you mean to tell me dice from
ball when other people are in the third theater.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yelling out, you know, yelling the d we're yelling about
the deed? Why not? Alright?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
So there was an edit right there. This is basically
kids Bop Life of a Showgirl.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I didn't edit that one because she says, I don't
know if her and Travis are doing like a slip
and slide or something like that, or maybe jumping in
the pool.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
But yeah, it could be a little sprinkler action.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah either way, Taylor Swift is not dry, okay, yeah, yeah,
which the opposite not dry would be wet, right, So
just okay, all right, So, so there's that there's actually romantic.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Let's get to some more here.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
These are the edits that they had to do in
the movie theaters and on the clean version.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, that's not gonna work. I gotta be honest. The
clean audits aren't like awful.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
You know, Taylor has done this for so long that
she can like sonically make it all right.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Whoa, It's it's not like when you hear maybe like
a clean version of it, like a saw that has
a lot of you know, maybe questionable lyrics, where it's
just like this doesn't even sound like the same song,
you know, she does she does masterfully sort of change
the lyrics. We can't have that, we can't have a
spring was bleeping clubs. Clubs were whatever. I didn't even

(33:25):
know that that one. It's dies and skies, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Oh yeah, let's bleeping off her. This is canceled. Let's
all just off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
So I love the dice from Baldwin and probably a
lot of other people were just you know, in the theaters.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yelling out the dirty version of songs. Man, I love it.
I love it. By the way, canceled. It didn't make
my top five, but cancel is cancer.

Speaker 22 (34:03):
I like him clupting Gucci and then Skinner like my
whiskey Sere and poison, Thorn and flies are welcome to
my underwear wiki is quite leasting them exactly here, your friends.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
They're the ones with matchings.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Guys not in the top five, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
it might change though a yet.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Like I said, real Swifties not know it's a yet.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Really really real Swifties put their top five in pencil,
you know, or typing out on a computer or in
your notes out so you can easily change the top
five because I don't know, Man, cancel might.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Be my top five not You're just here now, all right.
It's Kids Morning Free Show.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Might keep Bob got your chance on one thousand dollars
coming up this morning around nine ten.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Good hu, another pretty nice day out.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Today, nice and sunny with highs and low eighties. It's
Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Let's get to this rather to learn something together right now,
It's time to find that what the hell is this trending?
With Mikey and bad.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
You're not gonna see Diddy for a while. Diddy's sentencing
was Friday. He's getting four years in prison, the judge said,
did he had irreparably harmed his victims? Did he was
sentenced over just over four years in prison for violating
federal prostitution laws. Didty's lawyers wanted just fourteen months. Prosecutors

(35:39):
wanted more than eleven years. So it's, you know, kind
of somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
He said to the judge he was sorry to his
victims for disgusting, shameful and sick behavior and asked for
a second chance. I'm sorry. The judge said that did
he drove both victims that spoke to thoughts of ending
their lives and uh. He said that a sentence would
send a message to abusers and victims alike that exploitation

(36:06):
and violence against women is met with real accountability.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
The judge also said that the decade.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Long term or whatever they wanted for you know, eleven
years was not reasonable. So four years in prison for Diddy,
we won't be seeing him for for a while.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Mouth. I think like another at least three years. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, I think when Diddy comes out, he's I think
he's you know, I think he's going to be a
super religious guy when he comes out. I think He's
going to be like a megachurch guy who can get
people to just give him money because Jesus speaks to him. Like,
I Oh, did I feel like there's gonna be a
diddy megachurch in like five years that people will go

(36:46):
to and listen to. Did he speak the gospel? Because
he's going to be a change man in jail. I'm
I'm even saying there might be performances.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, you remember the song Mo money more problems.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I could see him being like, no money, no problems
because we got Jesus. Maybe find maybe finds Jesus. Did
you see what happened to Mark Sanchez, the former NFL
quarterback who works for Fox now like he's one of
their main college.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Football What happened this dude?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Okay, so Mark Sanchez used to be uh, we know
him for the butt fumble.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Right, Jets Jets quarterback?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, it was the Jets quarterback when the Steelers beat
the Jets the AFC championship.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Year years ago, years ago, when they went.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
To uh Dallas against the Packers for the Super Bowl broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Now, yeah, yeah, he had a good run in the
NFL though.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, he was in Indianapolis and apparently they were. He
was at a hotel and there was a sixty nine
year old truck driver that was that was like switching
out the friar oil for this hotel. And Mark Sanchez,
again former NFL quarterback, kept telling the guy like he
can't be there and move the truck and things like that,

(37:58):
which the trucker said that Mark Sanchez he smelled of alcohol,
had slurred speech.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
So they get into a confrontation.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Dude, even if you're hammered and you you're Mark Sanchez,
you're on TV, like what are you doing trying to
fight a truck driver over their job.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It is amazing to me that we still.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
As a society are like, yeah, alcohol, no weed. Let
me tell you, if Mark Sanchez was smoking weed, none
of this is happening.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
No, this is happening.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
You're probably right one hundred percent. So, like there's an
altercation where this this trucker, he's a sixty nine year
old guy, Mark Sanchez is a recently retired professional athlete, right, Yeah,
So they got into it and Mark Sanchez ended up
getting stabbed a few times because the trucker was fearing

(38:52):
for his life. Now I know you didn't because I
just asked Bob off the air. I'm like, did you
hear the Mark Sanchez thing? And he's like, yeah, something
happened right like. And I'm like, have you seen like
pictures or anything like that? Okay, you want to see
pictures of the sixty nine year old truck drive in
the hospital. The trucker he roughed up. Bro Oh my god,
look that guy's mouth. Was he trying to kill him?

(39:13):
I guess like that's why the trucker stabbed him a
few times.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Mark Sanchez is okay though, like he's live and everything.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's so is the That's not like a normal fight,
Like that's like, no, a guy that's been beaten, an
older person, dude, an elderly person that's been beaten. It
almost looks like Mark Sanchez gave him the joker smile.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
His mouth was like just you know, cut And I
guess is uh? I guess that's not good. The prosecutor
in the Indianapolis area, because Mark Sanchez is supposed to
call a game, said this incident should never happen. What
began as a disagreement between a form professional athlete a
sixty nine year old man should not have escalated into
violence or left anyone seriously injured as any case, will

(39:54):
follow the law wherever they need. But yeah, I guess
the that's not the true driver's family said that, you
know the cut, like cut his tongue too. Like it's
pretty gruesome. And I haven't seen Mark Sanchez yet, but
this sixty nine years.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Sixty nine years old, Marks, what are you doing? I'm
doing wild It's like an elderly person.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
So, uh, the photos online are pretty gruesome of these
sixty nine year old truckers injuries. But it's crazy because
Mark Sanchez was in critical condition at one point to
say truck drivers stabbed him a few times because he
said he feared for his life. So because people were like,
oh my god, Mark Sanchez, and you first hear it
and you're like, this guy can't be dumb enough. And
then it was just like, oh no, he's in the

(40:41):
hospital and police are police are gonna arrest him in
charge him with a few things. So it's pretty gruesome.
Uh yeah, it's pretty gruesome thing and just a weird
scenario over the uh, over the weekend that has to
do a former NFL quarterback, Uh, Mark Sanchez.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Oh, there's no coming back.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
On should put a sixty nine year old man is
a former athlete in the hospital and you were, you know,
reportedly drinking become the headline everywhere.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yikes.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
All right, your chance to one one thousand dollars, try
to pay your bills and get you to New York
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Speaker 3 (41:18):
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Speaker 1 (41:22):
I mean then you'd be concerned. Yeah, what's gonna happen now?
The first time you see a nake for you like whoa,
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real quick, before we get to what is currently happening
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High in the sky and down with the thickness. Don't
Big Mac the ex terminator here. So I've been out
for a month because I broke my leg. Finally came back.
Tried to keep up with you while I was out,
couldn't didn't feel right, not in the work truck.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, it's it's hard to listen to our show when
you have a broken leg.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, I agree, you can't very hard.

Speaker 24 (42:21):
I started back up on Monday with Sugar and the
Cheft perfectly summarized what your show is. I finally caught up,
and it's amazing what I missed. I'm jealous that I
missed all this, but I'm happy I'm caught up.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
All right, we appreciate you, and I hope your legs.
I hope your legs back to back to normal.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Here. Now we need to talk about what just happened
off the air.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Bob just went to the bathroom and he sent me
a text message and said, Bro, you have to come
see the toilet in the handicap stall. Someone had a weekend.
When I get a message like that, I'll be honest
with you, Bob. I even told you this, yet I
got up so fast that my phone like flew out

(43:09):
of my hands, and I had one of those like
magnetic wallets on the back of my phone.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Dude, I thought I broke my phone. I was like, what,
I threw my headphones off. You're like, I gotta get
the drop. I thought I cracked my iPhone screen. My
wallet flew off it, and I was like, oh, my gosh.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
So I go into the men's bathroom, which we already
know the history of the men's bathroom here at our
studios and bridge.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
It's a mythical legend at this point it is. It's
been down a couple times. One might have been Bob's fault,
but he gets blained. Oh dude, they're gonna blame you
for this. That's not me.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I walked into the bathroom real this time, not me.
Bob was washing his hands. He did not use the
handicap stall toilet. Somebody used it over the weekend. My god,
And I don't know if it doesn't flush, but.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
If we if we go back to the old.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Just golden rule that we all know. Right, it's yellow,
you can let it mellow.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
If it's brown, flush it down. Rules are the rule.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Jesus, I didn't get in there close enough to see
if it was clogged either.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maybe I got somebody had it. There's no way that
somebody walked on that. Somebody unleashed a monster.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I've never somebody had a weekend, a weekend that they're
paying for. Dude, there is a the handicap stall is
unusable right now? What how did a human do that?
It's like, I mean, I don't want to get too descriptive.
When I went around the corner, it was shocking. Yeah,

(44:45):
and I've had some toilet incidents before, Yeah, they was shocking.
When I I don't want to get see I can't
like describe it too much because it's like.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
The ball was full.

Speaker 19 (44:57):
The ball was full.

Speaker 11 (45:00):
It's like somebody not only didn't flush what it was
like they just kept going and kept going.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
You're like, this is a fun game. Let's see how
high I can get it. I don't even know what happened?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Is that even human in there? What happened?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
So what do we do? Do we send an email
to somebody. It's just like, hey, you are gonna get blamed.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You are one. You're gonna get blamed for it.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh yeah, you got such a good track record.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Listen, this is what we said when the first toilet
thing happened, right, we said, oh, well, Bob's gonna get
blamed every time, now, you know.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
And the urinal well I didn't. Everybody looked at me
for that one too.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Well, let's take you back to the uh to the
first time we had a broken toilet in the studio
when Bob called me. You didn't call me for this one.
You just text me and said, hey, you need to
see this. I was I was stunned. You weren't in
a panic because you didn't do this. No, no, all right,
So this is what previously happened in the men's bathroom.
Oh there's the problem here.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh jesus, what did you do? The toilet won't stop walking.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
It's a constant state of what.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh no, oh, this is not good. What did you
do to this?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Dude? The floor curting of blood.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, get out of the bathroom and get in touch.
Who do we call for this? I don't know who,
call our boss or something body I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I don't. All right, get out.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Of the bathroom and go talk to go call somebody
or call.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
You.

Speaker 20 (46:50):
You you absolutely did that.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
It was it was all right. So that was previous
we've had an incident.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
You dude, you got to send a Pittsburgh All email
where it goes to everybody in Pittsburgh that works for
a company.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
We never use the Pittsburgh All. I think we got
to use the Pittsburgh All. I think we got to
use the Pittsburgh All. We never use it because it's
the most annoying thing when people email everybody in the
company that works in Pittsburgh. We got to do Pittsburgh All.
And we got a code brown in there. Men's bathroom handicaps.
It is, dude, Dude, it's code brown in the highest order.

(47:30):
Like when the toilet previously broken was shooting water, that's
fine because it was just toilet water.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
If that was like clean toilet water. If it's such
a thing. Somebody filled the toilet cod brown, code brown.
Over the weekend there was no Steeler game.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh man, Man, can't be can't be the Pens broadcasting
m oh no, I'm starting to get suspicious.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Who did it?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I mean it could be somebody that like, it's the
public bathroom, so it could be anybody, right, I got
the building over the weekend, man.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
We got a real who don't hobody cands. Now, I
know somebody sick around here. Somebody's not well. Jesus broom.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
That's right. We're on Instagram.

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Speaker 1 (48:36):
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time ago. You know, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
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Bob if you love.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
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Speaker 3 (48:52):
It's ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I don't know, man,
I think my top five songs on Taylor Life of
a show Girl might have changed from earlier in the show.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I might have to run we've already changed.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, I'm just I've heard a couple of songs and
just they're in my head, and I no.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I don't know how many changes your list is there
going to be this week? I guess it changes all
the time.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
But like I this week alone, do you want me
to do top five every time it changes? Because maybe
just an update every time you've changed. Yeah, yeah, I
don't see why not. We'll see as the as it
evolves might have changed. The more you listen, the more
things change, right, Ye, songs.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Grab you and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, hey, we need to talk about how just as
a society we're just we're cooked.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I think it hit me this week the Sora thing. Dude,
Sora videos everywhere, the Sora ai videos. Uh yeah, this
is this is it where you are cooked.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
You're you're confused parents and grandparents who already cannot handle
like misinformation and things on Facebook that they think is
is real and it's clearly AI. There is uh just
ai generator called like Sora right from open Ai, from
the sam Oltman guy want to you know, yeah, the
tech guys. It makes the cleanest AI I've ever seen.

(50:10):
It looks so legit and we are just cooked it
We're cooked.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I saw mister Rogers fight Bob Ross, you know, the
painting guy in a tables and ladders match.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
I thought Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair win a NASCAR race.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Somebody sent me a video and was just like, did
you see this in Florida? And they legit thought somebody
was riding down the highway on two shopping carts in
the couch. Yeah, and like weaving through traffic as the
cops were chasing them.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
And they're like, this is.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Crazy because you can prompt it to do police body camera,
you can prompt you to do, make it look like
a newscast, you can prompt it to do.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, basically anything you want.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
And I think if a celebrity doesn't pull themselves off
the copyright of it, like you have to, you have
to go and if your celebrity and you're being featured
on this, yeah, so like, uh, whoever is in charge
of mister Rogers estate, Yeah, would have to go to
open AI and petition for them to be removed off this.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
So yeah, there's like a step. It's not just like
all copyrights being infringed on, which it obviously is.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, it's it's but it's a whid from the time
this thing dropped to like Sunday, it's already out of hand.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It's out of hand, dude, I saw you want to
talk about disinformation, that's gonna happen with like it's with
an Ai. That's this clean you can make anyone say anything, yeah, anything,
I think I think a lot of us like can tell. Well,
first of all, it's probably gonna have the Sourra water
mark on it, which that's one thing about the video,
so as soon as you see that watermark, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
But right, they are.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
So good, like I mean, obviously some of them are
so over the top like I saw, and I don't
know if it's just because wrestling, like I'm in wrestling, right,
you were just being dude. I saw like zoom animals
fighting each other like legit WWE, but it looked real.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It was like the drafting. It looked real, okay, right,
like we've all seen some of the same ones here.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
But like I was not ready to see Bob Ross
throw mister Rogers through a flaming table and table ladders
chairs a TLC match, Like I know the world's burning
around us with everything else, it's don't burn faster now,
but this isn't gonna help anything.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
And I know you just say, oh, it's just funny.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's this is how it starts, and that it's going
to be used to make people say things they're not saying.
And it's so good. Your parents and your grandparents, right,
they are going to be so confused about this online.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I don't even know what your grandparents are. They are going,
they're done. It's so good. They're cooked.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Think about our Our Baby podcast, which you know, wasn't
that long ago that we did with oh.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, everybody was doing the AI.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
It was good, but it was like choppy and just
kind of cute whatever. Like it's clean video now and
you can prompt it to do anything you want.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Like it is so clean. It's it's bad.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's gonna confuse so many people on so so it
could be used for so much evil basically, And that's
where we're at with this.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
You know AI Internet.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
This might be the thing though that gets a little
bit of regulation to it.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Maybe probably not the Internet.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah I tried to, you know, I tried to, like
maybe it's not all bad. Maybe it'll bring Internet regulations
just like no, it'll probably make it worse.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's uh, yeah, we're cooked though.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
If mister Rogers has a w W championship belt is
what we're telling you this morning. Not for real though,
but like I'm telling you, Grandma might think that mister
Rogers wasn't dude.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I saw tupacin Biggie. I saw tupuckin Biggie.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
For the title, I saw Michael Jackson, Michael Jansen, Michael Jackson.
It was Michael Janson, by the way, It wasn't the
official Michael Jackson. It was the AI version, which is
Michael Jansen dancing on like table tops at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Yeah, but it looked like so clean and real. It
looked real. It looked real. Uh s o r A right, Sora, Sora. Yeah,
it's just yeah, we're cooked. Thanks Internet, good run though
on the Internet. But yeah, I think we're about done
with this experiment.

Speaker 25 (54:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Kiss.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
That is Leon Thomas Mutt, it's Mikey, It's Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak show Man.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Rough weekend for Penn State, huh yikes, ran down. Weren't
they the number two team in the country at the.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Beginning of the season or now they're like out of
the top twenty five.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
They lost the UCLA, which has not.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
A good team, and Penn State fans are just, you know,
calling for James Franklin to be fired now.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
And yeah, it's a whole thing fire Franklin, Franklin and
Penn State Facebook. Come, it's never done that before.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
You know what, I'm gonna pass on it. I'm gonna, yeah,
I think too deep in that. Yeah, I think I'm
gonna I think I'm gonna pass on that. All right,
let's get to some more talkback messages. You can send
them through the free iHeartRadio app. Talkback messages on the
show brought to us by One Team Media now Bob Friday.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
On the show right.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
As Taylor Swift releases her Life for Showgirl album, we
had a wonderful friend of the show named aunt Cocka. Okay,
aunt Cocka send us a message, you know, Friday, and she.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Was preparing for the Taylor album.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
This was really Thursday night, and she told us she
had took took a gummy, right, yeah, so to get
in the right mindset, I guess maybe for the Taylor album.
So she sent us like the whole story of her
night listening to the Taylor album. And that was on
Friday show, right, So let's get to this talkback message here.

Speaker 10 (55:54):
Thank you, Bob.

Speaker 26 (55:55):
So I'm only fifteen minutes into the podcast and I
already felt the need to tell aunt Coca that she
just sounds like a blast to hang out with.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
She does, aunt Cock does sound like a last My
nephews call me Aunt Steffie O.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Aunt we got, we got.

Speaker 26 (56:17):
I also enjoyed Gummies al righties. And I also enjoyed
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Oh my gosh, come on, Let's go and the new album.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (56:30):
So it just sounds like a good time, and I
want to have a drink with her, maybe a gummy.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Okay, bye geez, Coca's gummy party, Hold on, Coca's here.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
This is uh got a message from.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Aunt Cockack, my boy, it's cock.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
First of all, Aunt Cock, I want to perform. I
want to perform. You were the only review we needed.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
So much joy to us. Yeah you did.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
I was able to catch up on the podcast late
last and I have to admit I remember that I
voice message you because I didn't remember what I said
when I listened to the album.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
So yeah, it was a good thirty messages you probably
sent to us.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
I got to experience that all over again.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I like, she's like, I wonder what I thought about this.

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Song with everybody, and it just really made my Friday
and my birthday weekend Yeah, love.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Great job Coca, great job, great birthday weekend.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Let's get to best friend Nicole here she went to
the the tailor screening that we had Saturday morning at
the Waterfront mony.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
MS friend Nicole Morning Voice.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Trying to finish Friday's podcast all weekend because the Aunt
Coca journey is just yeah, freaking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, Aunt co co man, maybe we should run out
stage A and have an Aunt cockp party just in
her honor.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
And I don't know, just haven't been able to with
miny Dot wanting to talk and and play and all
of that, so she took priority.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, make by the way as your small child people
who don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
But I'm looking forward to my commute to work today
to finish the journey. Thanks for the take us to
the Taylor showing. It was manny Dot's first time in
the theater and wow, nice to see talk Kathy. I
can't talk apparently this morning. And honestly, it was just
nice to sit in the movie theater and struggle with
many Dot and some good music and see other people

(58:25):
enjoying it as well. So we appreciate y'all. I'm glad
you had a good weekend. I hope you have a
good week and thanks for being y'all.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, it's one thing that I think.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
I think there's a lot of people that are just like, oh,
there's people online that don't like you know, there's people
online that don't like anything. Right, and again, like we're
talking about AI and out of control, like, don't argue.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You're arguing online.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You're probably arguing with somebody that's in a foreign country
with like fifty different tabs open on them, and it's
just like.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
You know, you're giving them the attention they want.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
You're like probably arguing with a bot who doesn't care
about Taylor Swift or something, and just like you can
plug it in anything, you know, Oh bad Bunny, super
Bowl halftime show. There's a lot of people man online. Okay, alright, right, sure.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
Remember when the Internet used to be simple where it'd
just be like, oh, that person's a troll.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Now it's just like, oh, it's a bot. Yeah, oh
it's a yeah, we're a little it's.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Getting Oh it's just a person trying to get people
to engage with them because they get monetized on certain things. Yeah,
it's getting a little it's it's getting a little out
of control. It's getting a little uh. I feel like
the toothpaste is out of the tube and I'm not
sure we're gonna be able to put back. You know,
we got a chance for you a one thousand dollars
coming up this morning around nine tens to ground for that.
It's Mikey and Bob, Mike and Bob. It's the ninety

(59:47):
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Taylor Swift is
on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon tonight, and then
Wednesday night she is on Seth Meyer's show.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
So you know, still the Taylor show Girl pro cycle continues.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
So of course if there's anything interesting, we will bring
it to the show tomorrow from the tonight show that
will air tonight. It was kind of a wild NFL
weekend without the Steelers as far as the AFC North goes.
The Steelers already after five weeks are they have a
two game lead in the AFC North because everybody else

(01:00:24):
has just bought cheeks. That was a great weekend for
the Steelers. Bengals lost to the Lions. The Bengals are
two and three and they're in second place in the
AFC North. The Ravings are bad. They have the worst
defense in the NFL.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Like Lamar Jackson being out obviously does not help them
any but their defense is last it's horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
They lost to the Texans forty four to ten. And
then the Browns is the Browns. They're also one in
four now they lost twenty one to seventeen to the
Vikings in England. So Steelers just looking around. Yeah, sitting
up there all alone in first place, running the North
by two games right now. Steelers game coming up Sunday
at home one pm against the against the Browns, but

(01:01:07):
also Denver beat Philly, so Philly's not undefeated anymore. And
then last night, like late last night, Sunday Night football,
the Patriots beat the Bills. Like the hell was that
twenty three to twenty. So no more undefeated teams in
the NFL. That was quick, took five weeks. That's why
the NFL is so great. Is just a mediocrity. And

(01:01:27):
just like there's no dominant, dominant teams. And man I
said at the beginning of the season, I'd be like,
don't surprise it, don't be surprised if the Chiefs don't
make the playoffs. I'm still sticking with that but didn't
think the Ravens would be one and four to start
the season, because I think a lot of people had.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Them win the division.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah right, yeah, they they are getting close to the
point of no return here. If Lamar Jackson doesn't come back,
Ravens might be cooked, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I mean, a couple more Steelers win, they can almost
cruise at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
You know. Yeah, and the Steelers still obviously play the
play the Ravens a couple more times there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
They still got both of those games.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
So yeah, all right, let's get to another one of
your talk back abouts. You just send them through the
free iHeartRadio app brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
Yo, what up, big shoots of mister poops?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
What I just heard mister poops? The first one was it?
Big shoots and mister poops?

Speaker 17 (01:02:21):
Yo?

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
What up big shoots and mister poops? On here? So
I think I might have been invited into the inner
workings of the office lady group at where today?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Because wait, hold on one second, Bob from Okemon, you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Got a special invitation, okay for the inside if there
is a group that you work with at work, like
a group of office ladies that you know, hang together
and you get the invite like you're the guy that
they like to hang out with.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
And like that is that is golden right there, that's
a special invite.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
It is gold They asked me to join their walking club.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Excuse me, wait, hold on the walking club getting their
steps in?

Speaker 8 (01:02:59):
Oh, weekly Wednesday walking club.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Wait, hold on weekly Wednesday walking club.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
They got to get there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
No, Bob, do you want to be part of our
weekly Wednesday walking club?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
We get our steps in. You know they're just talking
nasty on that walk to this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
This is slanging all the gossip about the office on
that walk.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Bob from Oakmont, You have no clue what you've just
been in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
White.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
You're in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
You are in the inner circle. You are gonna know
all the tea about every want. Man.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
But I think I might have to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
You gotta do it. What do you mean? You gotta
do it? It's like you can't deny that. No, man, No,
you gotta do it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
And I'll report back about what you know some of
the inner office lady workings are. I'm stiller man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Bob from Oakmont's in If you get invited to the
and it's only once a week too, you're a step
away from getting it on the potluck. You're a step
away from the inner circle. They're gonna trust you soon
with you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Your own crock pot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Oh, whoa, he's gonna have to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
You're gonna get awarded your own crock pot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
What you might have, Bob from Oakmont, you might have
at the table, you might have the office ladies have
you like test out things before they send the email
that there's you know, Steelers Friday potlock is open in
the break room, Bob from Oakmont, you might get, You
might get. They might walk past your cubicle or something
real quick and be like, hey, Bob, come in the breakroom.

(01:04:32):
We're about to send an email, but we wanted you
to have first.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
And you know, they gathered before asking Bob if he
would join the walk club to be like should.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
We let him? I like him? Do we trust him?
I like that, Bob? Do we trust him? Bob?

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
You are going to find out things about your coworkers
that you might not want to know. You're out on
the street, but you're in the t Yeah you're in.
Oh you're in, man, you're in all right? He congratulations,
it's big for you. Bob from Okemont is in the
Wednesday Walk Club. Yeah, big man, it's big all right.
I think I think my Taylor Swift Top five songs

(01:05:06):
from Life of a Showgirl is the uh I think
gets this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I think it. Did you already change your list? Is
that what you're getting to here? My top five.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Songs from Taylor Swift Life a Showgirl coming up next
and your chance at one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
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seen each other's butt cheeks before.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
We have seen nude butt cheeks. Never touched him though.

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and a lot more that's coming up next year on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right now, let's get to
another talkback message their buddy casual gaming.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
Dad, Mikey Bob.

Speaker 25 (01:05:58):
It's casual gaming Dad, all right, so I know my
message Mikey about this on Friday. I'm not a self
proclaimed swifty, but I don't hate her by any means whatsoever.
All Right, but I did listen to the album and
it's really really good. There you go, And I would
like to give my top five oh my Taylor Swift

(01:06:19):
songs from Life of a Showgirl album from somebody who's
not a self proclaimed swifty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Alright, top five songs from like the show Girl from
not a swifty.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
So here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Number five, I'm going with open Light.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Just Brings Your Joy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Number four, I'm going with Ruin the Friendship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, Ruin the Friendship Man.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Number three, gonna go with Wood.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Oh wow, geez.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Hey, it's his list. Okay, I know, I know it's
his list. Let him have it. The Wood memes over
the week. Yeah, we're amazing, incredible, amazing. Like I saw
a picture from Folklore of Taylor standing next to a
giant tree, giant redwood, and it's just like Travis and Taylor.
It's like it was there all along.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Hey, do you know why this h do you know
what would was track number nine? Did you come on?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah, Like I saw so many close ups of Travis
Kelsey's Hands.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Over the World. Mm hmmm mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Listening here Perbert stop cexral Travis Kelsey. By the way,
in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
You Purberts leave Travithlane.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
When she was breaking down the wood. Yeah, she was
just like, oh yeah, it's a song about superstitions. Okay, right,
all right, right, okay, whatever you say, all.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Right, back to casual gaming dance list.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Number two, big gotta be huh actually romantic?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Whoa actually romantic cattoo?

Speaker 25 (01:07:58):
All right, And a little bit of a spoiler, Nike,
I know I already investaged you about this, but my number
one has got to be Fate of Ophelia.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
It's gonna be the number one song in the country.
It's right, it's great, It's it's great. It's so fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Those first three tracks are Elizabeth Taylor five Open Light.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Yeah, first three tracks are special.

Speaker 25 (01:08:20):
And I'm sure, just like anybody else, change this list
is subject to change. I'll touch like you know in
pro wrestling card, subject to change. Yeah, just like it
because my honorable mention, I know, get the song the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Hell I see you're cut off now you only get
five rule, you only get five.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I think my list changed a little bit from earlier
in the show. So this already change.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
This is the biggest list since seven o'clock this morning.
I can one it wouldn't kiss Top five Taylor Swift
songs from Life with Showgirl.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Number five. Now, I gotta be honest. Throwing the friendships in.

Speaker 25 (01:09:06):
There was not.

Speaker 22 (01:09:09):
An imitation, but it's the fifty song.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Play should have kissed You anyway and it was not.

Speaker 13 (01:09:21):
Comfy.

Speaker 21 (01:09:22):
S would have been pass mistake.

Speaker 10 (01:09:27):
Should have kissed you anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
And then the guys she's singing about, yeah he died.
That's a good song though, that is a good song.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Number four I got wish list.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
I like this.

Speaker 21 (01:09:46):
You a couple of kids, got the whole block looking like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
We tell the world to leave it stuff bleep alone
and they.

Speaker 21 (01:10:02):
Comment David Battle driveway with the basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Settled down, gotta wishlessly. I just saw you. I like that, man,
I like it. By the way, that's glitch. That's glitch
from Midnight. That's glitch. I like glitch. Is that a
new four and five? No, that's a new five. But yeah,
that's I just nice. Had a sneaker in the friendship three?
Now what's number three? I mean top three is did

(01:10:31):
this change. Oh man, three, careful because you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Only get you only your five cut casual gaming down
off your five top five songs from Taylor Swift. Uh
Life of show Girl. All right, number three, it's fata
Ophelia time.

Speaker 21 (01:10:52):
I said alone in my telling you Regis Palace. Now
I can see.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Save you on the land.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Do you see the dance, the fadable feeling? I did,
I did, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
It's awesome. I love it all man. I love that
people are happy. Every weather person's going to be dancing that.
You wind up Marry Ours, Mary Ours, She'll dance to that.
Mary Rs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
You're in Hey, everybody over at Katie K Talk Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Okay, get on it, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Heather Abraham, Mary Ours count you know, get on it,
Get on it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
What am I a number two? Uh? Yeah too? I
mean number two? Man? Just all right, you will dancing
do the night instight.

Speaker 8 (01:12:00):
Night.

Speaker 21 (01:12:01):
But now this guy's oh boy, like what whoa whoa ho?

Speaker 11 (01:12:07):
I mean that whoa whoa Oh Oh, you gotta sing
that with your whole chest.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Whole chest. Right, song's gonna be so big. And by big,
I mean we're gonna play it a million times. Yeah,
And I love it me too? What's one?

Speaker 17 (01:12:25):
Elizabeth Can't Starting by my Eyes by Little Elizabeth Taylor,
Tom Real d biggest all around, the number one, but
I never hit two.

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
I can't have fun if I can't he be and
why Holleymond hates me only it's hot as a last
hit fairy they song they sung.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Have fun If I can't have you?

Speaker 23 (01:12:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
When the album first came out, did not think Elizabeth
Taylor was gonna be the one for me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
You sure? Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
I mean on Friday you were like a dog that
had the zoomies. You were all over the place. So
I open Light's so happy light it might Oh wow,
we just haven't changed.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Didn't just change?

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Right now, I'm gonna break into the Ryan Seacrest Show
off my top five changes and getting an update. Chance
being one one thousand dollars is coming up next year.
On the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
Let's get to another talkback message here brought to us
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Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
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there is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
I'm all caught up on the podcast, but hell yeah,
other podcasts that I listened to one of the guys
created a website.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
I want you all to go onto this on air.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
You don't care dangerous game dames? Where are we going
game here? All right, Bob, this is definitely I got
it open. It's your computer thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Probably go to Will the Browns be good this year?
Dot Com? All right, yeah, will enjoy I'll take it easy.
Will the Browns be good this year? Dot Com? Is
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Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Should we should we check what this website is before
we Yeah? Will the Browns be good? Dot Com? Obviously
about the Browns this year?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Will Yeah? This is safe? Can we put.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
It? Just has the whole website. There's a small link
to the podcast, and it's a whole website, and it
just says no period.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Will the Browns be good this year?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Dot Com just says no, no period.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
That's great, that's great.

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All right, let's get to uh, let's get to another
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Speaker 16 (01:14:57):
Good morning, Hey, I just my own two cents to
the whole tailor sworft thing. So my favorite is canceled.
I really feel like that should be an anthem song.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I mean, that's an anthem like opal lighte Elizabeth Taylor
Fate of Ophelia. Like, there's definitely some some anthem.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
I mean, cancel is good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Like cats, it's scared, like my whiskey sound. It's good
right underworld it gets Please do know exactly who your
friends are bear.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
The ones we matching scars. Yeah. I've spent a few
spent a few hours with this album over the over
the weekends. Just a fun album listen to. Don't overthink it.
Just have fun with it. It ain't that serious. Enjoy
fun things.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Let people enjoy fat that's the people and that people. Yeah,
that people hard. It's not hard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
That people you can go down. Maybe that's not for me,
but somebody really enjoys it. Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Hard except Brown's football. Cleveland Browns football, you can't enjoy.
That's not enjoyable. Okay, So if you know a Cleveland
Brown's fan, they're not having a good time right now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Actually, if you know any fans of any other team
in the AFC North that's not the Steelers. Check out
them not doing good, especially Ravens fans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
They're not having a good time today. All right, here's
your chance to win a thousand dollars. Good luck, you hard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
That is Taylor Swift, The Fate of Ophelia. It's Mikey
and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
That was the music video that she wrote, directed and everything.
Great music video. It was in theaters this weekend and
it is it is now online. So it's on Taylor's
like YouTube channel and everything if you if you want
to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
But that's the first track on Life of a Showgirl.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
That's gonna be the number one song on the Billboard
Hot one hundred this week. She's gonna have the number
one album. Yeah, she's gonna have the number one song.
She's got the number one movie right now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Number one all the way.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
So on Friday when Life the Showgirl came out, in
the first day, it sold two point seven million copies.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
That is the biggest that's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
The biggest week ever for a Taylor Swift album. Yeah,
and one did it in a day day. And she's
only behind Adele back in twenty fifteen. Adele's Man, everybody
who's waiting for that Adele album?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
You know hello?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Adele twenty five sold three point three million copies back
in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
In its first week, Taylor's gonna beat that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
She's gonna have the biggest selling first week album of
all time. She sold the most copies of a vinyl
album sold in a single week in history, one point
two million copies.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Of just vinyl.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
I mean it helps that she did fifteen different variants
or what however many there were, but yeah, that's insane.
Over a million in vinyl, Yeah, got the She got
the fan base to do it, though there's no fan
base like Swifties that show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Up like any other artist.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Over a million just album sold in a week is
like mind blowing, biggest thing in their career. And she's
doing over a million in vinyl sales. Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Her last album Tortured Poet's Department sold like eight hundred
and sixty thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
In its first week, just in vinyl.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
So this is the biggest vinyl you know what, She
went platinum on vinyl in vinyl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
It's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
So the tracking week ends Thursday, so I think we'll
find out over the weekend just what the final numbers
are for a full week of Taylor. But you know,
like she's on the Tonight Show tonight with Fallon, She's
the seth Myers on Wednesday. You know, the accous versions
release the four four different variants with the acoustic versions.

(01:19:05):
So when she gets the number one album, she's gonna pass.
It's gonna be her fifteenth number one album. She's gonna
go past Drake and jay Z for the most number
one albums from a solo artist, and she's going to
be the second artist like with number one albums of
all time only behind the Beatles, a couple of you know,

(01:19:27):
a couple of dudes from uh might have heard of
them before from Liverpool. That's why we say, like a
couple of bangers might not be for you, and you
might not get it, but there's a lot of people
that enjoy it, happy about it. Yeah, It's just it's
music history and we're all living it now and I
don't know when we'll see this again, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
I mean, a Drake.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Album might go to number one again, but it is
not doing this number now. A jay Z album might
go number one, but it is not doing these numbers.
You know, Beatles, they could probably make another, right, they
probably throw something together like special edition or something.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
They might have another number one in there. The next
time will be another tailor rollout. It really will. So
the Beatles have nineteen number one, She's on fifty. She
can do it. She can do it, she can do it. Yeah,
hunt Everfront, she can do it. Yeah. She doesn't even
need to put out a new album. She can just
do Uh. Hey, here's here's a reputation Taylor's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Version with Vault tracks that that could be a number one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Vault hasn't opened yet.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
The vault hasn't opened yet.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
It open, It's got to open.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
And what was weird thinking the stand by thing on
this path Saturday was gonna be all vault tracks are coming.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
No, No, I thought you might be on Saturday night. No, No,
she wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
No, didn't need her movie did thirty three million over
the weekend. That's insane. It's not a movie, it's just
uh it was the you gathered to watch the video
and then the lyric videos basically yeah and her talking.
Everybody danced in theaters and had a good time, and
uh yeah, I made thirty three million. And the other

(01:21:09):
big movie that was out this weekend was Dwayne the
Rock Johnson and Emily Blunt in Smashing Machine. It h
it made six million. It's the worst opening for Dwayne
the Rock Johnson. So the SmackDown has been laid on
The Rocks. Candy ass wow right if you smell what

(01:21:30):
Taylor is cooking. Man, The Rock didn't ask for any
of this. He didn't ask for his movie to come
out the same weekend as this was Taylor swift lyric video.
So it's supposed to be a movie that transitioned him
into yeah, you know serious.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
It's just like The Rock can really do this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Yeah, not just like fast and Furious guy, skyscraper guy
like this was, or tooth fairy guy. Yeah, this was
the movie that's like, all right, The Rocks is serious, serious,
probably a ten minute standing ovation.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
When it premiered at a film.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Festival, it's like, yeah, but Taylor swift lyric videos in theaters. Yeah, sorry,
And it made like five six times the amount of this,
you know, critically acclaimed.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Uh Rock, I'm like blo. I feel bad for him
kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
You know, it's all art, it's all subjective, but it's like,
here's this great movie that they I didn't see it obviously,
but it's just like, oh man, there's so much hype
about this, like wonderful reviews, standing ovations at these film festivals.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
BUTX million. Yeah, nobody cared.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
It's not even enough to like probably pay the Rocks
fee for just being in the movie, you know. Yeah,
uh so, yeah, so we got more Taylor. Tonight she's
on Jimmy Fallon and then Wednesday night she is on
seth Myers. It's The Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob.
You know, he's not a big fan of Morgan Wallen.
It's Tale Williams, the lead singer of Paramore. It's Mikey

(01:22:54):
and Bob, The Kiss Morning Freak Show. So, Haley Williams
has a solo album that came out more recently, and
in the song ego Death at a Bachelor Party, she
mentions a racist country singers bar and she was on
a podcast and they were just like, yeah, who are
you talking about? And usually people would just like side
step it and be like, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Not Haley Williams.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Racist.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Okay, So that's from the song Ego Death at a
Bachelorette Party.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Want the name names could be a couple, could be
a couple different, it could be a couple.

Speaker 16 (01:23:31):
But I'm always talking about Morgan wall And I'll give it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Find me at whole I mean and the invite to
find her at Whole Feah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
You know, there you go, Hailey Williams, not a fan
of Morgan Wallen, find me at Whole Foods. Let's get
to another one of your talkback messages. Always love when
you participate in the show. Just download our free iHeartRadio app,
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Speaker 27 (01:24:00):
Up my key and Big Bob, this is Kate the Beerhider. Hey,
I need you to weigh in on something. So we
do a monthly team building lunch in my office and
our last one really so I need to know if
you guys are Team Arby's or Team McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Whoa office divided?

Speaker 27 (01:24:17):
You answer correctly, Have a great day, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
Love you bight.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
I love that it was supposed to be team building. Yeah,
we do a little team building thing Team McDonald's Team Arby's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
No, you can't. You can't build a team like that.
That's how to ruin the team.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
You know, it's gonna make people hate each other over
their fasts.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Turned into a battle. Well, she wants to know, though, Bob, So.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I don't hate our I haven't had Arby's in a while. Yeah,
Arby's is not, but the beef and Jeddars are good.
I'm not gonna lie and say it's not good. No
curly fries. Yeah, but McDonald's French from McDonald's French fries
they're great too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Oh yeah, but curly fro man.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Arby's got those good sandwiches though, like the market sandwiches whatever, fancy. Yeah,
I'm for the streets. I'm just straight up beef and
cheddar Well. You think I go to Arby's for the
bougie sandwiches and and you're you're down there, you think
this is a New York City deli with fancy man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
I'm talking about like the thicker sandwiches with the good Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
Yeah, I was just playing around.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
I'll be honest. If I had to choose Arby's Army's,
I feel like I'm choosing Arby's over McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I feel like I am you know, Wow, you had
to make the choice. Yeah, if you had to choose it,
just like I can only do one of these for
till the end.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Of time, Arby's and McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I love snacks at McDonald Yeah, and they're back. Okays
are so good doing the curly fries are great. You're
for the streets, aren't you give me?

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Arby's. Man, it's a hard decision. I know why the
author is fighting. It's hard. It's it is a hard decision.
I know why they're fighting. Arby's versus McDonald's is not easy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
But Arby sends me to the bathroom first though, like
five the if we're right, if that's part of the equation, yeah,
but it's worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Did you Arby's that toilet? No, it's not me. I
did not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
By the way, if you have not listened to the
show yet this morning and you're just tuning in, someone
destroyed a toilet in the men's bathroom, the handicap stalls
a monster in this building, unusable because someone used it
didn't flush.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
I don't know if it's clogged above the water line.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
By the way, you can see the video we blurt
out what's in the toilet, but you can tell what
a mess it is. It earned the blur I put
it on Instagram. It earned the blur fs Mikey on Instagram.
If you want to see what we walked into on
the men's bathroom, Uh today, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
On one second, she's back with the another message.

Speaker 27 (01:27:00):
Heare, what's up, freaking freck? This is Keith the beer
Hyder again. I can't handle calling in without.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
A joke, so what Okay wait, hold on, We're about
to get a joke now. All right, So Arby's versus McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
We settled that right, maybe kinda but whatever, not that
big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Now we're getting a joke. Do you call a whale
without undies?

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
What do you call a whale without undies? Okay, free Willie,
Jesus Arby's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Mike, you Bob.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
It is ninety six to one, Kiss Morning freak Show.
Dylan from lower Borough, just send us talkback message. Let's
get to this brought to us by one team mediac boys.
It's dealing from Lower Burrow.

Speaker 28 (01:27:43):
Okay, so previously I used to work in car dealerships
for about six years. The power of good relationships with
the office ladies is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
Yeah, you don't understand what you're wielding until you get it.

Speaker 28 (01:27:57):
Uh huh remember have a goo to a new dealership
to first thing I would do is established hell with
your bosses, the established relationship with the office ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
And that's even more worthwhile. Yep, have a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
That that's a smart businessman right there. He knows what
he's doing. A smart sales guy right there, knows what
he's doing. The office lady inner circle, they're the ones
running things. They're the ones that can get you anything
you want, you need something. How haven't we elected a
full office lady government yet?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Gosh, you know those like.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Uh those memes of like a futuristic world where everything
looks cool and perfect, and it's like, well, if we
would have done.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
This, this would have been our world. Yeah. Yeah, if
we put office ladies in charge of the country, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
What the country looks like. Everybody's happy. Anything's possible with
office ladies in charge. Could you imagine the snacks too?

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
All right, Taylor Swifts on the Tonight Shoe with Jimmy
Fallon tonight. So I don't know if we'll learn anything new.
Maybe sure, Jimmy Fallon will have her play wacky game
or something like that, but we'll see. I don't know
what else is coming from Taylor Swift or if she's
just done by the way, she's not done with.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Music, like done done you mean, yeah, no, no, she
did an interview where she's like, no, no, well, I
mean because like you could, you could.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
I mean even we were I was thinking like last week,
like she's pointing at the exit signs. I don't know,
but no, she's she's not done with music, she said
in an interview. By the way, I heard this other
interview that was like somebody asked her and again she'd
been doing album promo, like over in the UK and
she's back here this week. But somebody asked her about

(01:29:40):
a song on a tortured poet's department, remember the black Dog,
And it was like the name of a bar over
in the UK, and somebody asked her there was like, hey,
do you have to like let the bar know that
you're gonna make a song about them and their phone's
gonna ring off the hook and they're gonna do all
this crazy business because it's the black Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
From Taylor Swift. And she set some answer like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
That's not what the song is about, like people are
missing the whole and I'm like, okay, I feel like
just watching interviews that she's done from over the weekend
promoting this new album too, like all right, Taylor Flip
would make a Pittsburgh. She has a Sydney Crosby like
obsession with music. Yeah, like her arranging things and things

(01:30:25):
sonically here and like yeah, obviously mastermind, you know. But
like she's not walking away from making music anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
No, like she might take some time off.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Yeah for real life, but like she's not torn, absolutely
not walking away from music.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
So she's on the Tonight Show with with Jimmy fallon tonight. Hey,
hockey's tomorrow, Dude, hockey season starts.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
I don't know. I am not ready for hockey season.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Great day hockey. It will be a great day for
hockey tomorrow. But me, like, tell me the Penguins start
line right now? I just I have no clue. Well,
you're not a Penguins fan, I am, but I just
there's been a lot of stuff going on. I am,
but I just haven't been a damn I just don't know,

(01:31:13):
like all right, so we'll figure that all out. Yeah,
The pen season opens tomorrow in New York against former
Penguins head coach Coach Sullivan and the New York Rangers.
All right, Bob, before we uh, before we hand it
over to Ryan Seacrest here, Bob, who is definitely here

(01:31:34):
in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Uh, what do you wanna name the podcast today? The
Fate of the Office Toilet? Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
I don't know what happened in this office toilet, but
the handicaps all in the men's bathroom is a crime
scene basically this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Either somebody sick. If you're sick, you still flush the toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
Yeah, but I think they they went too high with
the pile and it. Dude, maybe they pulled the hand
and then go, this isn't flushing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
And ran away.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
I don't know, you gotta still unclogged. It was somebody
over the weekend. Yeah, it was something. Toilet was not
that on Friday when we left. Now and we're one
of the first in the building Monday morning. Yeah, yeah,
something bad happened on the toilet. Do you think the
DV morning show mentioned it this morning? You think somebody
went in there? Because I know you'll get blamed for it,

(01:32:24):
you know what. I am on your team now. That
is not your doing, but you're gonna get blame. You're
gonna get blamed for it. Does not me anything toilet
related in the men's bathroom, Like, oh, big guy with
the mustache, did it wasn't you this time?

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Wasn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
You know, I know because as soon as you walked
in the men's bathroom you text me. You said, drop
whatever you're doing right now and get in here. You
gotta see it, all right. The podcast The Fate of
the Office Toilet, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
That's it. Frosty caught up the Mikey about podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
If you have that

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Alredio season

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