Wang The Dog on The Mystery Cow

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well to the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
I want to start the show with a special request here. Okay,
all right, so let me just I came in this
morning and this was the first message that I got
when we came in here. Please classic ra.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes, yep, hold on, wait hope.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Classic clock. Okay, Now, this is one of our favorite
things here on the show. By the way, good morning everybody.
I'm like y, that's Bob or the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. One of our favorite things
when people don't know how to use the iHeartRadio app
because we have the talkback feature where if you hit
the microphone, you can send us a message at the
station right right, you know, and people think it's speech

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to tacts and they can request people whatever, kid even
they want, and it's all it's all like no offense
or anything. But it's always some older folks to have
some trouble, like a classic ros like the lady who
requested Christian music Christian like, so she opened the app.

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She's probably in the Pittsburgh area, so it's like, yeah,
there's ninety six one kids, this is what you're looking for.
And then ships the microphones Christian like, it's not a
it's not a search feature. And then of course we
had a c DC guy. Oh se ac DC guy

(01:27):
was like, I just got to keep saying it and
it's gonna work. So we had a c DC guy
Christian music lady. And now add it to the U
added to the pile of confused folks here classic rock,
play classic rock.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And then it's like he's waiting for the rock to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
He's like, oh, you didn't hear me classic it's her
favorite thing. What's your guys favorite thing about the iHeartRadio app?
Confused boomers who are just requesting music on it? Play
classic rock, play classic rock. Didn't go play classic rop.

(02:07):
Hold on, maybe if I do maybe, if I do
it again, please classic rock? Okay, all right, what kind
of classic rock do you want to hear?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Okay, what what was that again?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
All right, I didn't hear you at that time. See,
all right, classic rocking ac DZ are a little hard
for me.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's the devil's music. I need something more.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Pure Christian music. Okay, all right, that's the start of
our show today. Folks. Hey, it's a little chili out
there this morning. Little CHOI out there. High's only going
to sixty degrees today, but it'll be sunny out It's
Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Uh, we have made a grave mistake this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
We could actually sprout wings and fly probably in the
second half of the show today. Horrible.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
This what happens.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Let me explain to everybody our our morning routine. One
of us will bring in the the iced coffee for
the day, right, We're buddies.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what we do.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
For whatever reason, we just so we both don't have
to go get it. We switch off every day. This
is not a planned thing. It just sort of this
is the system we do. Right, And then when I
get it, I'll text Bob and say, hey, I got
the coffee.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Don't worry about it, right yeah, even though we we.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Sort of know we go every other day with the coffee,
but still, but still I need to confirm to you
because sometimes I'll get here so early that the coffee
place won't be open yet, so then that throws off
the you buy one day, I buy right right, right? Yeah,
So I come in today and I got the coffees.
I got the iced coffees. And then you know, I

(03:52):
forgot to text Bob and tell him I got the
coffees because I got in here and just put my
head down and started working, no text, And then Bob
walks in and he so looks at me. He goes, oh, no,
We've made a grave mistake. Double poor. So we have
double poor. There is four ice coffees for two guys.
Double large sizes too large. There's either a couple of

(04:16):
things that could happen over the course of the show.
Before ten am. We could be zooming so much that
we just start running, doing laps around the studio and yelling.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That could have What was that my body?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't know if that made it on the air,
but there was a weird noise that just came out
of your body. It wasn't like a fart or anything.
It was like a gurgle. My body just going, oh no,
your body, we just told your body what's coming for
two large ice coffees in your body. My gud's just going,
oh no, Yeah, we're gonna do some damage in here today.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Either that or we're both just gonna end up in
the uh in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, possible, high possibility, all right, let's get to this
talkback message brought to us by One Team Media. Guys,
you're having a wonderful day.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, so I highly enjoy the excite and you just
get over the coffee that you buy for each other. Yeah,
but I feel like you guys should share some of
those awesome recipes with us so we can enjoy them
as well.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Just the thought. Have a great day, all right. Do
you still have your your your sticker on your order there, Bob?
Because the coffee that I got today was uh four
French vanilla swirls, two vanilla shots in two pumps of
sugar cane.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And oat milk.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, I went oat milk, order oat milk, unsweetened coconut
four four shots of that pop wow. And then I
went sweetened caramel. Four shots of sweet and caramel.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Dude, be better. I love what hey, I love when
you sneak the coconut in there. Coconut caramel. I'm a
big coconut. Yeah, it's good, it's good. Oh, you got
the better coffee today. It's not even closed. Actually, I'm sorry.
We should we should go dump my coffee out and
just deal with your two coffee. Let's go to the
top of the building. It's thrown off.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Okay, do we know how to get the building? You
never tried.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
We used to do that in Green Tree all the time,
the big gold DV building. That's no longer the DV
building because they took the sign down to get on
the roof. We used to go on the roof all
the time. They were like warnings, Yeah, they were step
on the roof. Yeah, we probably this was after we
had kids. I'm pretty sure whatever was up there probably
after testicles. And I don't know if we can have

(06:37):
kids anymore because there were warnings that was just like,
don't go on the roof. The testicle zappers up there.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's going on.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
If you open this door, your testes are getting zapped. Wow.
What a start of the show.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Today, Mike and Bob pot it's.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
A show about nothing except your show has to make
people quite a bit.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
I really enjoy you on my way to work every.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Day, screamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or
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Speaker 1 (07:11):
It is your oddly shade buddies, Mikey and Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. I have
one thing to say about the morning commute this morning.
Hopefully we do not have another loose cow situation like
we had yesterday late in the show that went on
for a little bit there, it did before they got

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a cowboy out there. Seriously, that's how they got the cow, right,
there's a cow loose. This was like like, wasn't it
between Cranberry and Evan City, right?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And again they just let it roam like once a
year some cow gets loose. Don't want to get it
fired up in the area, right, yeah, because then it's
just bouncing off cars and stuff like that. We don't
need that, you know. They stopped traffic. It's out there grazing, yeah,
wandering around. So they eventually send out a cow cowboy, right,
They really a wrangler on horseback to rope it. Yeah,

(08:06):
last owed the cow and then they took the cow away. Dude,
they don't know whose cow it is. That's the crazy thing.
They don't know. No one's claimed the cow yet. They
went to like local farms and go, hey, you lose
a cow. I mean because the cow can't have gone
Like the cow isn't from like Ohio or something like that, right, right,
the cow can you know, so it's got to be

(08:29):
some place around the area. And everybody's like, no, we
didn't lose the cow.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Cow? What cow?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And then like, how many farms are we talking about
that are right by seventy nine?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because again, it's.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Not like the cow is traveling a far distance thirty miles.
As soon as the cow gets loose, somebody's gonna call
the cows. Somebody's gonna be like, hey, there is a
cow on the loose. This is not a good situation.
Somebody could get hurt, right, so they don't know where
the cow came from. Oh, we got a mystery cow.
Oh my god, we got a mister rie cow. What's

(09:03):
on seventy nine? It's a mystery cow? Hey, whose cow
is this? It's a mystery cow. All right, let's get
to this talkback messager brought to us by the Pavement Group.
Are you talking about the cow on nine? It's not
just a regular cow, it's a mystery cow. I'm talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(09:23):
mister ricow. All right, question man, is that the loose
cow in Bob's hole? Okay, that's a that's that's a
callback to a long time ago when Bob used to
have a swimming pool, and then the swimming pool got destroyed,
and then he had a big hole in his backyard.
And I think at one point that antasizing about. Yeah,

(09:44):
I think once you got your whole filled in, Yeah,
then what don't tell me? Don't tell me now about
you got your whole filled in? That's exactly what happened
in your did it did? And then we said, what
are you gonna do there? Now? Maybe have cow out
there just crazy or something like that. You know it
is not my cow. I'd like to make that clear
to mystery cow. Obviously. I would also like to say,

(10:08):
since I actually do live very close to seventy nine, however, though.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I do not own cows. I am not a farmer.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I do not grow crops or tug utters or anything
like that. Why you give me that look? Don't grow them,
smoke them? Oh, it's a mystery cow. I'm Mikey bum Hey.
Thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,

(10:37):
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Let us know where you're listening from too. Oh yeah,
that's fun to right people of random places.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe you'll make the show.
Mike and Bobbin's a ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show,
Ladies and Gentlemen. Dolly Parton's still alive, still with us. Wow,
it was like a proof of life video she put
out yesterday, right weird. Yeah, there's a thing that they're

(11:23):
like earlier in the week, everybody is concerned because there
was reports that Dolly Parton, you know, legendary country singer,
just legendary human being, you know, one of the people
that everybody can co sign for and agree like she's
one of the best of us, you know. Yea, and
Dolly Parton, I guess, was a little sick. And then
everybody got worried because it's like, oh, you know, she's

(11:45):
she's you know, she's not even eighty yet. But like,
you know, did their sister put on the message too,
like pray for Dolly? Yeah, I think that's maybe what
probably triggered it. When a family member says pray for them.
You're just like, oh geez, what's going on? And then
Dolly put out a video and she's good.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
I wanted to say, I know lately everybody thinks that
I am.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Sicker than I am. Do I look sick to you?

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Anyway? I wanted to put everybody's mind at ease. Those
of you that seemed to be real concern, which I appreciate,
But I want you to know that I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Do I look sick to you? That's good? Dolly Parton,
please never die? Well, I don't do that. Everybody's got
to die. Be weird.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
If you couldn't die, Yeah, it'd be great. Being immortal
would suck.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, it'd be really. I mean, everybody thinks like, oh,
I don't want to die. I think you do want to.
I think everybody does want to die. Look, I would
hate to be alive without any friends or family around anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'm four hundred year old, Dolly part and everything.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Man, Dolly's got some gean Dolly voodoo's going on. Taylor
Swift was on seth Meyers last night. Unfortunately, they did
not go day drinking like one of the bits that
he does on the show, He's done it with a
lot of people where they just go to a bar,
shut down the bar and just get hammered and hang out.
That's what we really wanted. But Taylor did tell the

(13:10):
full story of Travis Kelcey in one of the Era's
tour tents, because you know, he would show up during
the Eras tour of course to support his now fiance,
And she was telling a story about how Travis kelcey
and she like said this real quick before, but she
never told the full story like this, that Travis kelce

(13:31):
really wanted to meet his favorite director, Greta Gerwig, who
was going to be in the VIP tent for this
particular show with a bunch of other people like Tom
Cruise was there and Ashton Kutcher, Mila Koonans and stuff,
and so here was her on seth Meyers, Taylor Swift
telling the story of Travis kelce meeting his favorite director.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
The most fun thing about having Travis out on tours,
just like he would go to the tents and like
give me the tea afterward, Like.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
How great is that?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
By the way, Like she gets a debrief every time
of the VIP tent, So it's not only the t
it's like the tre famous friends of hers, Like we do.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
The debrief afterward in the car. I was like, I
gotta let you know, like your favorite director is in
the is in the tent. He loves Greta Gerwing.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
He loves her movies, Barbie.

Speaker 9 (14:19):
And so he was like, oh my god, I really
want to tell her how funny I thought Barbie was.
So the show happens afterward, you know, he he gets
in the car, he has had as many shots as
everyone else he had, and he's like, this was the
most fun tent. Everybody was amazing. Like Tom Cruise is
going crazy, like like Liam is just as fun as Chris.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
We can all picture Travis Kelcey a little tipsy telling
Taylor this.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
On the ride home.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Liz just as fun as Chris. I should be a
Ham'sworth brother Tom Cruise. Again. Is Taylor Swift telling the
VIP ten experience of Travis Kelcey meeting his favorite director,
Greta Gerway.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Who you know did Barbie.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Liams fiance Gabrielle is so cool?

Speaker 9 (15:05):
And Ashton was there and Mila and like and oh
my god, Hugh Grant was there and I got to
tell him how much I love his movies, and that
was he was so cool. Everyone was amazing. I'm like,
oh my god, that's awesome. Like you didn't mention Greta?
Did you meet Greta? And he's like, yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I did.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
I think I told an annoying joke that she's heard
too many times. Like I walked up to her and
I was like, I love Barbie. I'm just ken too,
and then I pointed to you, Travis. She was really
polite about it, like she she smiled politely, but she
didn't say anything. He was like, yeah, but you know,
she like she was talking to Hugh Grant all night,
so I think they might be doing movie together. Like

(15:45):
they were really really close, like I'm talking about like
they were dancing all night.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Like how do these inside jokes?

Speaker 9 (15:52):
They kind of seem like they're like soulmates.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I mean, we can all see where this is going now, right.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
It's Travis Kelsey and the VIP tat hammered a lot
of people. He's meeting super famous people. Tom Cruise, Hem's worse,
you know. And then Greg Gerwig he he did the
Barbie joke and didn't get the response he thought of
and it's just like she must have heard that joke
too many times.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
He is crazy tonight, Travis. I And meanwhile, I'm kind
of scrolling on my phone. He's like telling me about
the rest of the night. He's like, and there's this
family up front that I was dancing with all night.
They were so fun. I'm seeing all over the internet
is just videos of Travis dancing with Greta all night
like they're best friends. Travis, here's a video with you

(16:38):
with Greta. It feels like it feels like she thought
the joke was funny. He goes, Oh, that's that's not Greta.
Is there any chance at all, baby, that you complimented
Hugh Grant's wife Anna on her movie. Barbie said, I'm
just ken too, and she politely not she didn't have

(17:02):
the heart to tell you she didn't direct it. And
is there any chance that the people that look like
soulmates are Hugh Grant and his soulmates?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Right? Well, I think the good news here. The bad
news for you is he has face blindness, and the
good news is you can recognize true love. There you go,
Travis Kelsey recognizing true love. The soulmates there, Hugh Grant
and his wife, and he had no clue that he
was dancing with his favorite director in whatever. Her family
was there all night. That's a great story, right.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
I ken, I just I feel like, I know, you know,
the fact that she mentioned like there was some shots
and stuff like that. I'm just keen too to Hugh
Grant's wife, who was like, all right, she's probably making
like this big ass old taken shots.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Like what's he even talking about? Like, I'm ten too
because she's Barbie. Uh So, A great job by Taylor
to tell that story and seth meyers last night. By
the way she got she broke it down, She broke
it els wreck. It happened already.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
She's already passed three and a half million copies of
her new album Life a Showgirl. Adell's album twenty five
back in twenty fifteen, ten years ago, had three point
four million. Taylor's already had three point five after just
five days, so it is the biggest opening week for

(18:23):
an album of all time. We will get to today
in freak show history coming up next year. On the
Kiss Morning Free Shows, Mikey and Bob said Mike, you Bob,
it's a ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak show.
Hey you see Toronto Blue Jays knocked out the New
York Yankees. Yankees are out bed Nar. Yeah, alright, bet
bed Nara. Ben Nar doesn't get like a deep deep

(18:45):
playoff run. All right, bet Ar, come back, come on
back home, Betanar. And then the Phillies won, but the
Dodgers lead that series two to one.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Cubs beat the Brewers.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Brewers will lead that series two to one, and then
Detroit and Seattle are tied at two games apiece.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Also, w NBA Finals still going on.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Las Vegas leeds Phoenix three games to nothing, so Las
Vegas is going to win the w NBA title again.
It seems like, hey, we have Steeler tickets. Steelers course
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Do it in your own way.

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Here we go, right, not an office lady, Principal Rachel
Oh still would like some tickets.

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I liked the pump fake there as the as the
office lady. I'm a principal. I'm a principal, not an
office lady. Let's get to another one real quick. Here
we go. Stealers Cleveland sucks.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Clap clap.

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Clap clap, all right.

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I like that. Here go Stealers.

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Speaker 1 (20:02):
Hey, this is much for man Bridge.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
And I'd like to go to the Stiller game and
take my grandmother. She just beat cancer and I've never
been to a Stiller game.

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it is right around seven o'clock. Time for us to
take you back to a moment in the show that
made us laugh, made us smile. We got a Pittsburgh

(20:35):
police scanner for today in Freak Show History. Here we
go today history Today in history. We need to check
in with the Pittsburgh Police scanner because there is something
that has happened that some people are tagging me in

(20:58):
thinking that I don't I'm Are you tagging me in
this because you think you was? All right? Well you
let's get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner account again. This
is a couple of people who will listen to the
Pittsburgh Police scanner and report on what is happening in
and around our neighborhood. This was a Manchester Manchester school
park caller said that she was walking her dogs and

(21:20):
saw a very tall man lurking in the dark. Not me.
It wasn't It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Are you sure? Yeah?
I am.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
This was like eight o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I was already a walk. No, no taking in nature,
no no. So she was walking her dogs, claimed that
there was a very tall man lurking in the dark
with something in his hand, telling her to worship Satan.

(21:53):
He then disappeared into the night near the porta John's.
Maybe this was me, I mean, Satan has visited me
in a porta potty before it's news.

Speaker 13 (22:15):
Oh, we'll make sure we gonna go for room for here, man,
hold run running of this toilet. I have all the blue,
the blue chemically water waiting for your ye a seat
on Satan's toilet.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
That is what's happening in and around our neighborhood. She say, you,
Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Oh man, oh what. I'm just wondering
what to do tonight. Man, I'm just like, you know,
probably like I'm not going anywhere tonight, but I'm probably
gonna go home, and I'm thinking, like, man, what am
I gonna watch on TV tonight? It's Thursday night. Oh,

(22:56):
season twenty two premiere, Gray's Anatomies on tonight. Oh god,
the premiere in nine to one one Nashville's Oh my gosh.
Well you know what I'm gonna be doing tonight. He's
a great day a hoday. Here's a hockey night in Pittsburgh.
Great day a hoteay, a hockey night? How about?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
And lead will be that it comps.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Me home opener tonight. Penguins are one and oh they
have not given up a goal all season one. Unstoppable
Penguins home opener tonight against the Islanders. Hey What's what
are they teasing? They got a new jersey coming out.
Do you see that logo thing with the igloo. Yeah,

(23:47):
the Eloo jersey looks like somethinglu Jerseys or Igloo patch.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
What's happening with that? It looks like there's I like it.
They put out difference. Yeah, one of them is Igloo,
looks like the other one. Three rivers when you put
them all together. Do you see them put all together?
I did see people putting them together. Did you like
the logo when it was.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's it's a let's get to another talkback message here?
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Speaker 14 (24:17):
Morning Mikey and Bug James from Moon Township. I was
getting caught up on yesterday's podcast, and I gotta say
I'm disappointed, Uh that Arby's beat McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah. Yeah, we we got the question to somebody who
was having an office argument Arby's a McDonald's. We both
picked Arby's to eat every day for the rest of
our lives.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I think they did it as like an office ice
breaker question for.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
The morning meeting or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Building separated. It just separated everybody. Yeah, there's civil fast
food civil war in the.

Speaker 14 (24:48):
Office, as I could live off mcchickens for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, that's that's a bit aggressive, you know if.

Speaker 14 (24:54):
That was my only meal of choice.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
So I'm gonna spin the question your way that way.

Speaker 14 (25:00):
If you could only pick one fast food item to
eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay, one fast food items of our line. By the way,
though we are we are we are considering that fast
food items are like a drive through place. So it's
not like fast casual, like a sit down No, you
know this is a drive drive through only, so this
is fast fast food, right.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Do you know what if you could just pick one
fast food item to have the rest of your life,
which means you could go to this place every single day,
multiple times and just order this.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Idea the only thing I'm eating, or this is just
the only fast food item I can.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Only you can still eat regular food, but this is
you only get to pick one fast food item that
you can get basically any time.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
You want, for the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Answer. So it's got to be something that it's delicious
and that you want all the time. Answer Okay, it's
just tacos.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It's Taco Bell tacos.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Like can I switch between hard and soft depending on
my mood?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Boss, it's still a taco I'm ordering. Yeah, I'll give
you that. Okay, then yes, you do? You do you
have a preference softer?

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hard? Or is it always go soft?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
First? I think I'm I think I'm about to tap
out of this taco conversation.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Okay, so you'd.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Choose soft tacos from Taco Bell, but also you love
hard tacos too, so it would be either one of those.
I mean, it's not all the time I want it hard,
but it's a nice change up, you know, starts soft though. Yeah? Yeah,
all right, so Bob, if he could pick one fast
food item to have for all eternity, it's just basic tacos,

(26:51):
not the only thing he's eating, but tacos. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you'd love it, right, could you? We got that Taco
Bell right down at the eye. Any time I want
the bottom of the hill, dude, you could leave during
like a commercial blow and bring back tacos.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Dude, they call you taco man.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I've thought about this one long and hard, and this
is not an answer that people are gonna want to hear.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
But this is a this is a strategic answer.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
If I can only have one fast food item for
the rest of my life, like I don't even drink it,
but I know it's passable McDonald's coffee because I drink
coffee every single day of my life. So if I
get one fast food for free, unlimited for the rest
of my life, I would do a McDonald's coffee drive

(27:38):
through because I know that I drink coffee every day. Wow,
I didn't even think drink item. Eventually tacos. My butt
is gonna turn on me. It already does when I
we all know what's going on. Okay, I'm saying like
I would, I would want the free coffee for the

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my life. Wow. And when I think fast food coffee,
I don't think anybody does it good or great. But
if I had to pick, I'm picking McDonald's coffee.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
And then can you imagine what a boss you would
be at like seventy five years old if you were
the coffee guy and you could just stroll in there
and you know how, you know how they got the gathering.
It's yeah, old people gathering to chat it up.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You hit up a McDonald's on a weekend.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, it floated inside with a group of older people,
older people hanging out having their coffee.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yep, going inside like they got a gang.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Coffee guy walks in there and they're like, whoa coffee
guys here?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Back up, he's gonna get free coffee again, get the
forever you'd be there, king of the castle. And then
since we're best friends, I could get like, can I
get multiple CoFe? I'd be like, I don't need two coffee.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I don't think there's any rules on okay, because we
didn't have restrictions on tacos.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
So best fast food items. I'm getting the coffee, you're
getting the tacos. And then we combine and eat it
together and drink it together and give ourselves bright the
absolute worst case of diarrhea ever.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Pray for the toilet, like really, yeah, really, it's the
most vicious combo you could possibly assemble.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
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Speaker 5 (29:28):
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Speaker 1 (29:35):
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(29:58):
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Speaker 2 (30:06):
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Speaker 1 (30:07):
This is Crystal and Mela from Contuning right here. Yes, hello,
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It just makes me smile every time somebody puts their
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Speaker 8 (30:24):
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Speaker 2 (30:27):
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Speaker 15 (30:30):
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Speaker 1 (30:32):
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All right, let's get to another one.

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Speaker 8 (30:55):
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Speaker 1 (31:00):
Whoo who that black and yellow? Yeah? Boy wow, yeah
boy wow.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
All right, you're entered.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
By the way, I'm looking at the schedule here because
I was just wondering who's playing tonight, because you know,
we get Thursday night football tonight. It's the Eagles at
the Giants. Okay, so that's that's fine, that's n FC,
that's whatever. But then I started scrolling down, I'm like, well,
let's let's stick in the a FC North. Let's see
who everybody else is playing, because of course, we got
our first AFC North matchup of the year here for

(31:32):
the Steelers taking on the Browns. And it's like, all right,
the Ravens sucks so far this year. Who are they
playing now? They're at home one pm Sunday. Yeah, they're
playing the Rams and the Rams are good? All right? Well, yeah,
that could easily be lost for the for the Ravens,

(31:53):
and then I'm sitting here like, all right, well, who
do the Bengals play? Then they got the four to
twenty five game one of them. Uh huh Sunday, Yeah,
they're at Green Bay. Man, that's a possibility of both,
Like Ravens and Bengals lose and Steelers beat the Browns.
Would we have a three game lead in the division already?
It's happened three game leagues coast in Gez. Let's get

(32:19):
to Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers was asked about his first
taste of AFC North football that he's going to be
getting and just the rivalries in the AFC North.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
I was asking Peak about it the other day because
he's been on both sides, you know, with Baltimore and
now with US.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Okay, p Q would be Patrick Queen.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Obviously, Patrick Queen played for a long time for the
Ravens before coming to the Steelers AFC North football. It's
all he knows, you know.

Speaker 12 (32:43):
In my own time in the in the North and
the NFC, there.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Was always a great rivalry with Chicago.

Speaker 12 (32:51):
It seems like with with this that kind of the
rivalry is with the Browns.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, I would say that the Browns. But also it's
like you don't take the Browns too serious ever.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I know they beat us in that one playoff.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Game years and years and years ago, years ago at
Baker Mayfield. Was that Baker Mayfield? I think I think
it was Baker Mayfield. Should have known he was gonna
be a problem, you know, should have known. They did
beat Mason Rudolph with his own helmet. That happened to Wow,

(33:29):
you're right, So sometimes I forget about how wild that was.
Miles Garrett from the Browns ripped off Mason Rudolph's helmet
and smashed him with it, like he could have killed
Mason Rudolph. Yeah, yeah, or at least like dented his
head and given him permanent like brain Damage's probably that

(33:50):
rival rival yeah, good rivalry with both ways.

Speaker 12 (33:56):
Between Steelers Bengals and Steelers Ravens.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, you're close. We hate them all. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's just like we hate the team more.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Who's on the Steelers level that year.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So when we're sitting there playing the Ravens and it's
you know, it's sort of some of us. One of
us is gonna win the North, right, and when the
Bengals are good, when they got Joe Burrow and they're cooking,
it's but the Browns has been the Browns Browns, So
it's been a while for the Brownies. It's we hate them,
but like it's sort of like okay, but yeah, they're

(34:33):
just they don't even have it close to getting there
to the Browns. And then let's get to DK Metcalf
of course, the Steelers giant wide receiver who came from Seattle. Right. Uh,
this is his first taste of AFC North football. See
how he feels about that. I've heard that this is
where real football is played. Oh my, real ball, hard

(34:56):
Lot pl steel Man, real ball, Iron City Beard DV Rocks.
Now yeah, yeah, a real football's played in the North.

Speaker 14 (35:08):
I was looking forward to, you know, lining up against
every other team that we play, including Sunday.

Speaker 15 (35:12):
Have you asked any guys about it or no?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I don't care. We're going to play football. I love it.
Have you asked any guys about the AFC North rivalry?
I don't really care. Here to play football, Okay, I
mean he'll feel some of it once he gets in
the a f C North here and I love playing
some games, but I'm a football monster. Yeah, He's like,
I don't I don't need to ask. I don't care
for the AFC North, NFC West. Nobody can really stop

(35:37):
me because I am a football unicorn.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
So we got uh, we got Steelers at home against
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(36:22):
Morning Freak Show, New Heights Podcast a brand new episode
came out yesterday with Kelsey brothers of course, Travis and Jason,
and they were they were discussing whether or not their dad,
Ed Kelsey has has listened to Taylor's Life of Showgirl album,

(36:43):
specifically the song that we all know is very much
about Travis Wood.

Speaker 17 (36:49):
Have you talked to dad about the album?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
No?

Speaker 18 (36:51):
I haven't talked to you about the album either. No,
maybe that's who we should get a live listen to Terrified?

Speaker 17 (36:57):
Have Papa Kelsey listen.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
To would live? Oh my god, I would love.

Speaker 18 (37:05):
I'm gonna do it regardless, even if we don't put
it on camera. I'm gonna do it big.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Ed. Yeah. So I guess they have not gotten Ed
Kelsey's reaction to Life of a Showgirl. And it does
not sound like Travis wanted to do it a live,
you know, because I mean, Ed Kelsey's probably great and everything,
but I don't know if you can trust your parents
with the live reaction to something like that.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Right in the didn't the local Cleveland News just call
Ed Kelsey?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Remember?

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Was that after the engagement or so after the engagement,
when there were like no details other than the pictures
and Ed Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
He was spilling.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
He was up on the Cleveland News. Yeah, doesn't have
a filter, man.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Play it for him. Maybe maybe we would for him.
Maybe Tree Paine, you know, Taylor's person had to have
a talk with Ed Kelsey be like Ed, listen, there's
a very strategic thing we're doing with everything that Taylor does.
You can't just go on like local Ohio news and
be like, yeah, she got engaged. Travis made it all secret.

(38:11):
It was during the podcast, and you know, you can't
do it, you can't do it. And then of course
this was I just love this. This is two brothers
who absolutely love each other. Right, you know, obviously Jason
is happily married with plenty of kids, and Travis is
now engaged, and I just love their relationship and I
love Jason asking Travis on the New Heights podcast about

(38:35):
you know, about the song would, which I'm sure we
have you know all heard by now.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
But if you haven't, it's a song kind of about.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It seems she said superstitions, which is somewhat but we
all know it's sort of about the redwood and the
stuff like that. You know, it's about Travis, you know,
it's about Travis. So here was New Heights podcast, Travis
and Jason talking about talking about Wood.

Speaker 17 (38:58):
How do you feel about Wood? Let's ask this, how
do you feel about what?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's a great song.

Speaker 17 (39:02):
It's a great song.

Speaker 18 (39:03):
Do you feel like I guess so word?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I'm looking for dramatic music?

Speaker 17 (39:12):
Do you feel you you'l cocky?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
All right, Jason?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
All right, you know what? It's good. Jason's just having fun. Man,
he is he Travis is uncomfortable as all hell because
he knows he's got to watch what he says. He's
got to watch how he react to things as everybody's watching.
He asked, Travis, do you feel cocky?

Speaker 17 (39:32):
You feel cocky about the new song?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
No, any song that, She's.

Speaker 17 (39:37):
Just any song. This is a very specific you. I
love that girl, So what do you mean any song that?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
What do you mean you would reference me in an Okay? Okay,
all right, Drava Taylor's train.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Travis pretty good here, just like don't don't don't give
everybody what they want, just give them off. And Jason's
they're just poking him with a stick. What do you mean?
You know what it's about?

Speaker 17 (40:00):
What's up? Just you though it's an appendage. It's not just.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
It's a song about an appendage.

Speaker 17 (40:06):
You as a it's a very specific thing. I think
you're not understanding the song.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
All right. So this is Jason and Travis on the
New Heights podcast talking wood.

Speaker 18 (40:14):
You're out of your mind, Jesus Christ, Travis, come on,
redwood tree ain't hard to see.

Speaker 17 (40:21):
I thought redwood was a little bit. That's a generous word.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
I think Travis is smiling through the whole thing.

Speaker 18 (40:28):
I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it'd
be like Japanese maple. Sometimes can see I have more
of an ornamental tree, is more of an ornamental bush.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Jason Kelsey, He's living the best life man.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Talking about his brother's tree.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You're like, you know, the big giant redwood he's.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Mine's more of a it's more of an ornamental tree bush.
Hey yourself, Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey
and Bob podcast. But it's not just listening to the show.
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(41:22):
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(41:51):
ninety six to one kiss Morning Freak Show. Chilly out
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it's not gonna be extremely hot highs just in the
load of mid uh sixties. Let's get to another entry
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(42:12):
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Speaker 16 (42:17):
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Speaker 1 (42:23):
Go to so Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 19 (42:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Wang. You know this dog named Wang Wang Wang? The dog?
Get him Wang or Wane? I thought I heard Wang?
He that that dog wanted to That dog? Was that
that dog's got Steeler hype? Wang was tapping in?

Speaker 15 (42:46):
He was it?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Wayne?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Or all right?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Hold on, let me run it back here?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
All right? Hold on, there we go. Yeah, Wang, you
might be Wayne Wayne or Wang? I hear Wang?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I heard it.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Do you wanna hear Wang though? Or do you want
to hear Wayne? Because I feel like if you want
to hear Wang, you're gonna get Wang. But if you
want to hear Wayne, you're gonna get Wayne.

Speaker 15 (43:14):
Here we go, Yeah, Wayne, you.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Might be Wang, Wang the Dog?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
All right, Wang the Dog.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Wonder what Wang looks like? I wonder if Wang likes
to be petted? These are these are all questions that
I can't answer for you, Bob. This man is gonna
have to send us more talkback messages about his uh,
his dogs and just Wang picks. He we go.

Speaker 14 (43:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I know we do this show together. I know we're
an unstoppable friendship team. Yeah right, you won't make the
podcast Wang the Dog. You won't do it. You won't
name the pod cast anything that has to do with Wang,
Wang the Dog.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Who's that a tease for?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Right before the end of the show, stick around to
see if Wang made the podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
What are we doing here, dude?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Seriously?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Let's go to Cleveland, right, we gotta kick Cleveland's ass
h this weekend. But there's some There's something in Cleveland
that we all love. He's a man who works in
the parking lot of Giant Eagle. In there, Cleveland, A
friend behind him, enemy line. It's GEO from Cleveland.

Speaker 20 (44:31):
Morning, Mikey and Bob. It's Geo from Cleveland. There is
hey Cock in in a few minutes. It's chilly morning
out here.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It is here too, but it's the beginning of hot
Chocolate season.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Get go hot Chalk the season.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (44:49):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm I'm sil rocking shorts channeling Lanner.

Speaker 21 (44:54):
Bub Geo your rule, dude, gandle in my inner bad
not the show, Geoe, You're the best man.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
We love you, Geoe. We appreciate you. Yeah, we appreciate you.
Uh as always listening to the show. All right, let's
get to a Let's get to another. Uh, let's get
to another. Message here trying to win some Steelers tickets.

Speaker 22 (45:20):
Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is Amanda from Little Washington. Yeah,
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Speaker 1 (45:30):
He has epilepsy, just cleared to be able to go
to these places.

Speaker 22 (45:34):
Please give him a chance to finally say here we
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Speaker 1 (45:40):
It would mean the world to him.

Speaker 16 (45:42):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
All right, you're entered for Steelers tickets. It's just that easy.
I mean you might have to compete against Wang the
dog now though, Yes, yeah, that Wang like to sing
or Wang like to sing. We don't know what the
dog's name is. It's Wang or Wang, but either way,
the dog had a song and its heart. Okay, the
owner was singing, here we.

Speaker 16 (46:03):
Go and here we go, spurs go right, here we go.

Speaker 15 (46:11):
Yeah, Wangarang?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I heard Wang too?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Might be Wang the dog. Wang's not a bad name
for a dog, right, hit him? Wang? All right? Your
chance to win one thousand dollars coming up around nine
to ten, and you can keep entering for those Steelers
tickets uh through Friday morning. Tomorrow morning at ten am,
Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Free Show stream us live on the free iHeartRadio app.

(46:36):
It's also where you can get our Mikey and Bob podcast,
Get caught up if you miss h if you miss
any of the shows. And I love that our show
is just sort of like a circle, right because we
have people that are like trying to catch up on
the podcast and are like weeks behind and shows behind,
and then they'll send us messages like hey, I'm getting
caught up with the podcast. You guys are talking about
this and it's just I don't know. At this point,

(46:58):
it's just one big show. The show never stops. The
show never stops. Mister ricow, mister rical All right, cow, Yeah,
there's a cow that was loose on seventy nine yesterday
morning traffic nightmare.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
It was as they don't know where the cow came from.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Right, we still have an update on where that loose
cow on seventy nine came from. But some yinser cowboy
wrangled it up. But uh yeah, any any like local
farmers weren't sure where the cow came from. Not my cow.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I don't know where our cow came from. Can we
get the cow I'm not missing?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah? Can we?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Can we throw it out there and be like, oh, whoops?
Are cow?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Is that county two dads? Dude?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Station cow?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
You know the one people upstairs of the office dog. Well,
yeah there is an office dog. Yeah, station cow. He
had an office cow. Yeah, just out grazing on the
hill here.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I think think what I think we when we were
doing Farm Animal Fridays at the old DV building in
UH in Green Tree, I think Farm Animal Fridays probably
ruined us having random animals in the in the studio.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
It was the goat alone. The goat did it.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
The goat was it's a little body, cute little goat. Yeah,
it can do a lot of damage the goat. I've
never seen an animal go to the bathroom like years
ago when we had Farm Animal Friday and we had
a live goat in the studio. And when we used
to do Farm Animal Friday, we wouldn't even tell people
like what the point of it was. We just wanted

(48:41):
a goat in the studio at all times, and then
we would just do a regular show doing the show.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
You hear in the in the background, like what yeah,
farm animal Friday. The goat going to the bathroom everywhere,
the goat like everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Why are we talking about farm man?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Mister week cow? It was a mister week on seventeen yesterday,
mister wee cow? Whose cow? Is it? All right? Let's
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Speaker 11 (49:16):
Hey, guys from Greensburg, I take The other night, I
was watching Love is Blind, Mikey and I don't sent
you guys a message, But I couldn't stop laughing because
I just couldn't believe that. I don't know everyone's names yet.
I've only gotten to like almost the end of episode two,
but people were engaged the first episode. I just could

(49:37):
not believe it. But then again, I should expect it.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yea. But hold on because I gotta I gotta nobody
the way they edit Love is Blind. Love is Blind,
of course, huge reality show on Netflix. There were three
new episodes came out yesterday. Of course me and my
wife Jamie have already watched those. Did it change your
mind on the season, by the way.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
No, this season sucks. Wow, this season sucks.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
In the There's only one couple that I really even
care about at this point anymore. Yeah, and I don't
want to say who the couple is, but the woman
is Uh, it's Sparkle, Meghan. Sparkle, Meghan. I want I want,
I want her in the man that she chose and
the man who chose her. I want them to work
out because well, I can't even say I want them

(50:20):
to work out because there's a spoiler that would that
would spoil it. But yeah, that's I feel like that's
my couple. But this is not this is not a
good season. It's messy, but like not messy in a
good way. And some people just left the show and
I don't know they ad the shows though. For you
to have a reaction to everything, well, yeah, that's when
when you say somebody got engaged in the first episode,

(50:42):
it's so heavily edited that they want you to believe
that this is the couple that got engaged after like
three times talking to each other, and really they aren't
showing you the hours and hours and hours that these
people spent, you know, like uh, just talking to each other.
So you think it's like a quick engagement and it is,

(51:03):
but it's like, Okay, it's not really because you know,
it's not like they got engaged after the first conversation.
Do you feel like there's real love in this season?
It's love real like a right, man, I don't know.
I don't know, dude, there was oh boy, there's this
there's this little guy on the show, like not like
a little person. But he's just like a smaller guy.

(51:25):
He used to play cornerback, right, Yeah, this is a
smaller guy. And like he gets into uh, the the
apartment that they're in, everything, and he's just like his
woman's watching him, and he's just like he's opening all
the cabinets in the kitchen just go wow, this is
amazing and stuff. And then he opens like this big,
like tall cabinet. He's like, I want to get in there,

(51:47):
and he puts himself in the cabinet like in a
little pantry. Yeah, dude, that's what it is. He's like
he crubs like I bet I can fit it here,
and like his girl's watching him, just like, oh man,
he's like what did I sign up for? What? What
did I do here? But yeah, Lexis, they like almost
every season, the first episode, somebody will get engaged to

(52:07):
keep you like locked in, yeah, to tell you like
because they always d the first episode Love is blind,
uh teasing the first reveal, Like it'll be like doors open,
You're seeing them for the first time, and then I'll
be like, all right, we got your ass. Right, here's
episode two. All right, here's more from a Lexis and I.

Speaker 11 (52:23):
Also wanted to share that today my two year old
got a comb stuck in my hair.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
All right, two year old getting comb stuck in the hair.
How was that? I guess if you're but like real stuck,
like real stuck, didn't get a comb.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Stuck in She was pretending then, you know, do my
hair and the old princess action crush my hair and
I wasn't paying attention right away, and before you knew it,
there was a comb stuck in the top back part
of my head. Had to actually call my sister and
ask her to come get it out because I was
with my two year old. Wow, and I haven't not
the size with like a golf ball in my hair.

(52:59):
You can try unthankle tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah, I don't have to worry about getting things stuck
in my hair, not like them bald or anything.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Me and Bob, you know, despite being middle aged.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Men, for me and Bob aren't going bald at all,
you know, Gods grace, but got pul me and Bob
doing good on that in the hair department, full heads
of hair on us. But uh yeah, I've uh. It
does to the fact where you're home alone with your
daughter and you have to call for backup, calling my
sister and just be like, hey, help help, come over

(53:28):
and watch.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Some Love is Blind with me.

Speaker 15 (53:32):
That's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You gotta you gotta get her in with Love is Blind. Hey,
you should watch the show with me. Love is Blind.
Then when she discovers the com and be like, what
comb I have a I have a soft ball, just
hair just not stick.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Okay, well get that for me. Yeah, Love is Blind.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
This new season kind of stinks, but there's you know,
there's one couple that I want to make it either way. Man,
when we get to the finale of the show, we'll
read some Facebook comments whether people are actually watching her
or not. Have good time. How about that Your chance
to win one thousand dollars coming up around nine to
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Speaker 2 (54:08):
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Speaker 1 (54:14):
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Speaker 15 (54:51):
What's up slim and shady listening guys on my way
into work this morning?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
All right, I would I would take it that I'm slim,
But why would you be shady? Mustache probably? Yeah, yeah, ustash, Yeah,
I got a bush on me. You know, people don't
know that you're a big, fun loving guy. They might
see you and be like big fun with a full bush.
Yeah mustache.

Speaker 15 (55:11):
Yeah, okay, I just heard the Travis Kelce podcast thing.
Yeah with that, what tree would you guys be?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Okay? All right, if we could, if we could be
a tree, what trees would we be?

Speaker 15 (55:25):
You know, I'm feeling more like a pine festive Christmas time,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Good smelling.

Speaker 15 (55:31):
Yeah, here we go and sell the team.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Bop Uh. This is what I want to do. I
I feel like I feel like I got five I
feel like I want to Power rank my five? Yeah,
I know, I got one. I know which one? Yeah,
I got this? If you would be is this also
your favorite tree? But also would be? Yeah? Yeah? All right?

(55:55):
So what tree would you be? Because Travis Kelcey's a
redwood jay and Kelsey is uh what was his Japanese something,
Japanese mayfol or something something, some sort of bush. What
would you be? Maple tree? Maple tree guys.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Sweet maple syrup baby, Oh my gosh, bear, what the
Canadian bear had been maple tree drinking all day?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Oh my god? From the tap the tree team. Dude,
you ever see the videos where people like got that
one thing, that metal thing and they're like sticking in
a maple tree and so, dude, that blows my mind.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
What do you mean there's juice in this tree?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Dude? That's a solid pick drinking straight from the tea.
Can you be Major's tea? Can you be juiced?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Big maple syrup guy?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Though? Right? Yeah, yeah, this is the biggest Power Rankings list.
You're a full list I've ever done. Yeah, top five
trees this time for Poler Rankings with Key and Bob
Nutty six one kiss Uh. These are my top five
trees of all time. I will say this right now.

(57:13):
Everybody's thinking I'm gonna say something that's marijuana weed related.
Grow up, yes, grow up everybody, Okay, serious list.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
That's in my top five plants.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Tree. I mean people call it a tree five, number five,
willow tree, number four, pine tree. I love the smell
of pine needles, right that Christmasy smell. Oh yeah, I

(57:49):
got Christmas trees basically at four number three. It's so majestic.
It's Travis Kelsey. Give it to me, the redwood, I mean, don't, don't,
don't give it to me. It is Travis Kelly ranked
Travis kelcey on your list. No, it's it's actually just
redwood tree.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Okay. I thought you meant like you.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah, are not. I was just saying, like, that's the
in the song wood, that's the redwood. Just weird wording. Yeah,
it was. That's why I said give it to me, Travis. No,
don't not that redwood. Number two.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
This is actually the tree that I would be though.
This would be your tree if I was a tree.
If you're picking maple.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah, yeah, number two greatest tree, the tree that I
would be.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
It's coconut tree.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Really tall, really slender, solid, but also you know, got
some hangers. Am I not a coconut tree? Am I not?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
But also am I not a coconut tree? Heavy hangers?
Number one?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
What is number? This tree is everywhere? Nice, This is everywhere.
When I see a tree, it brings me happiness. Number
one tree of all time, palm tree.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Who usually in warm environments.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You see a palm tree, you're usually in a good spot,
usually pretty happy. You know. Vacation tree adds a vacation.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Such a vacation's a vacation tree, right.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
And there's people that live with palm trees. Oh my god, cheese,
people that live with with maple trees from the teeth.
Fuck it, suck it, suck it, Bob tells everybody as
he's referring to syrup leaking.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Out of a maple tree.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
That's gonna be an awesome show man. You know, hell yeah, just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Pure pop dancing, singing, good times, good vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Tate McCray tickets.

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You can win them on the ninety six to one
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Speaker 7 (01:00:31):
Hey guys, finishing up yesterday's show, and you're talking about
the Chewbacca bopp it and how Bob got like sixty
or something like that something more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Yeah, we got a Chewbacca like Star Wars bop it
in the you know, the game from the nineties or
Twisting pull in all that stuff like a Pope one. Yeah,
it was incredible. Bob got sixty one on the Chewbacca
bop it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
That triggered my brain obviously since I listened to this show.
Is there an adult version of it? And oh my god,
there is, But I didn't click on the link because
I'm not Bob Hope.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
You guys, I need to look up adult pop it. Yeah,
go ahead, Not on my computer, do it on your
computer because the company already knows what you're about. You're
about that life. This is this is a show research.
This is a listener, listener reaching out saying I'm not
clicking on the link for adult poppets, but Bob will

(01:01:27):
are there adult It's an adult pop it. There's a couple,
all right, Well, don't discouple, don't describe them in different ways.
You could play it. Let me see up there on
that one there, how do you play that twisted? How

(01:01:49):
do you play that? Though? You play that with a friend?

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Yeah, well, yeah, I guess you'd have to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
If you want to complete all the all the things
on the adult pop it. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's
get to another talkback message here, also about the nineties
game bop.

Speaker 23 (01:02:05):
It that I was listening to you last Thursday morning
and you were talking about the nipples and boppit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah, this was a whole thing that's been discussed on
the show before. We were wondering why men have nipples
talking yeah recently, and Bob said, you know, tweak and
twist and poke and polling, but really, men have nipples
because when we're all, you know, in our embryo stages whatever,
everybody gets nipples. Okay, before we even know that that

(01:02:35):
are sand okay, and teasing and twisting, okay.

Speaker 23 (01:02:41):
And honestly, I was laughing so hard in my car
I had tears in my eyes. You guys are awesome,
go stealers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
If we can make any of you laugh so hard
that you you have tears coming out of your eyes,
it's then we've done our There's not a lot of
that in the world anymore, and we're glad that we
can bring it to at least one of you. But
I mean, when Bob does his own personal nipple poppet it,
I mean it brings tears to my eyes too, just
because pure joy, tweaking, plan flicking, pickling lass like the

(01:03:23):
Mikey and Bob podcast right now, it is your oddly
shaped buddies, Mikey and Bob the ninety six on Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Hey, we uh, we appreciate you all
listening to the show. Yeah, man, Hey, been doing this
for a long time and uh, I don't know if
we've ever had more fun than we're having right now
doing the uh, doing the show. Bob, it is gonna

(01:03:46):
be time to give away a thousand dollars coming up
next here on the show and get people qualified to
go to the iHeartRadio jingle ball in New York City.
But first we got a couple of things we got
to check in with from the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account again.
You can follow them on all their socials Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
They got a website, pghdash scanner dot com. It's a
couple of people who listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner

(01:04:08):
and report on what is happening in and around our city.
Carrick caller says that they're stunt her. All right, you
know what, let me just try this all over again. Okay,
all right, yeah, just let's try again. I just you know,
full start, full start, all right, Ah, Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
Weird things haven't in and around Carrick Caller says that

(01:04:33):
her son stayed home from school. She now thinks they
snuck a girl in and they're blinking callers too, upset
and wants police to check. You can't send what are
you doing? You're gonna get yourself in trouble for calling
the cops for a reason that you shouldn't be calling
the cops for when there's real emergency. You're not sending
the ship blinking police over. I don't know though, Is

(01:04:58):
there a sha boinking police out there? No no chance your
horny uncle be locked. The uncle that's always in the
Facebook comments after a Steeler loss and says I wasn't
even watching. I was shit boinking my babe. Yeah, he's

(01:05:22):
in jail now. Also happening in and around our city.
Hold on, let me hear you get here. Oh there
we go. Market Square Smoking Stars smoke shop. Caller said
a group of people started a sidewalk dice game. Color
doesn't like it, okay, and things they're smoking drugs, smoking drugs.
Oh no, I think they're down here smoking drugs. So

(01:05:48):
the cops showed up and said, no one's doing drugs,
and they're allowed to keep shooting dice. Dice game on,
dice game in Market Square own drugs though outside the
Smoking Stars smoke shop, Well, dice game going on, smoking drugs.
Who cares? Say the police? You playing dice? Okay? Alright,

(01:06:12):
who cares? I got one more from the Pittsburgh police
scanner here Overbrook. This was Bernard Street. Caller says that
the banks are crazy and he wants to talk to
the police to go over his options.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
What are the options?

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
I don't know, do the police offer a better interest
rate on the loan or something that I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Yeah, like, are they denying you alone or did they
tell your credit score?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
And you're not happy? And hey, the banks are crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Banks are crazy, man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Let me call the police there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I'd like to hear about other options, officer. Yeah, so
just somebody calling the cops to say again, these are
all sort of lessons that don't abuse nine to one one,
don't abuse emergency services because there's people that really need help.
They should send the shaboinking police out. Jeus is the
bank guy, you think so? You think he needs the
shablinking police instead of the bank police. This isn't who

(01:07:10):
I called. I need the shaboyinking police here. The banks
are crazy and I'm a horny uncle. That's what's happening
in and around our city. Your chance to win one
thousand dollars get qualified to go to our iHeartRadio jingle
Ball at Madison Square Garden, New York City in December
that is coming up next year. On the Kiss Morning
Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob taking your talkback

(01:07:34):
messages to try to win Steelers tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
You have until.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Tomorrow, Friday ten am to send us here we go
Steelers message in whatever form you want it. You got
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you're qualified for for Steelers Browns tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Let's get to another one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Here Kens you ready, so here we go Steelers. Here
we go. Good, So here we go Steelers. Yeah. Yeah, great.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I love that people are just getting their kids involved
in this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah. That's uh, that's awesome. By the way, we have
an update about uh Wayne or Wang the dog?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Do we Yeah? Because uh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Because we we had a message earlier from a guy
who was doing like, you know, here we go Stelers
here and his dog wanted to his dog wanted to
join in.

Speaker 16 (01:08:23):
Here we go, Stealers, Here we go.

Speaker 15 (01:08:29):
Spur.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Dog loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 15 (01:08:34):
Yeah, Wayne, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
You all right?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
So Bob heard Wang there the dog.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Yeah, let's get to this talkback message because he has
the uh, he has the confirmation whether it's Wayne or Wang.

Speaker 15 (01:08:48):
Hey love you boys. Listen to you guys right now
calling or talk back message about Wayne Wayne.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Oh, now we're the perbirds.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
So we thought it was Wang the dog sounded like Wang.
It sounded like Wang.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Maybe if I saw it it would look like a
Wayne instead of a Wang.

Speaker 15 (01:09:08):
Though he is named after the great goat. Little Wayne.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Oh my gosh, all right, we're good. We're good now.
L you got a wheezy dog. Oh man, he.

Speaker 15 (01:09:20):
Is AA and toy fox terrier mix.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Oh that's a wild ass dog right there. Geez, that
dog's a little old guy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Yeah guy. Yeah, he's a little boy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yeah, little boy, little boy.

Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
But he's my handsome man. He's a seven months.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Old that this guy loves his dog. He does. He
does when you when you if you have a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Male dog or a male cat, they are a handsome boy.
I don't care what kind they are. At some point,
he loves his dog so much he called back to
correct us that it's not little Wang. That's little Wayne.
That's true. No, little Wang is there. Say what you're
gonna say? Okay, then don't no.

Speaker 15 (01:10:00):
I'll send you guys picks in the dmuh love you boys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
We're gonna get picks to find out find out what
if there is a little Wanne it's a little Wayne.
Oh it's just Wayne. No, it's it's Wayne. Oh no, sorry, just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
We'll send picks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Wayne the dog, all right, it's Wayne the dog ah,
what do we Oh, you're entered for Steelers tickets. That's
that's where we're going. Steelers steak on the Cleveland Bronze. Uh,
Sunday at home right? Got the Penguins with their home
opener tonight. How about a little bit let's go penst uh?

(01:10:38):
Do we have a Steelers locker room song? Possibly? You
know the Penguins sometimes when you know they get hot
making a playoff run or something, trying to make the playoffs,
there will be a locker room song they play after
every win, you know, so they embrace.

Speaker 13 (01:10:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I feel like one year it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Was like walking on sunshine.

Speaker 16 (01:10:56):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
I always love when teams let us into that world
where it's like, you know, I feel like the pends
usually have some type of helmet or something they pass
off to the guys too, like but you hear like
the locker room song and they're all just loving every
minute of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
It's the best. Yeah. This this is is this just
the weight room? That is this from Cam Hayward. This
is from Cam, but it's in the treatment room, like
the treatment room. Again, I don't know, stretched out and massage.
I have no clue what goes on here? Yeah, yeah,
old treatment, probably before practice up early, and there's a
song playing on and Cam just posted this, right is this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
What this is here?

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Okay? Now before Cam even says anything, the song you
can sort of hear is Selene Deon My heart will
go on. Wow, the Titanic song, you know, like not
the best workout song, right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Training room, Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I don't blame Alex Heismith for that. Alex Smith's coming
back from injury.

Speaker 21 (01:11:59):
He do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
He just moves the camera over.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
He's like, Alex, this is you I Smith. Deny it
or confirm it. I don't think there was a denial.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Okay, all right, it's a good Cam Hayward laugh right there.
That's a good cam laugh. Also, neither of them turned
it off, by the way. Okay, I want to laugh.
You're right, you want to laugh. Can you imagine after
Cam laugh? That was a good Cam laugh right there?
Can you imagine after every Steeler win they're just all

(01:12:30):
in the locker room belting out Celine Dion My heart
will go on. You know. It's weird, but when a
team starts bonding, weird things like this start happening, and
then all of a sudden that the team is being
carried to the playoffs by Celine Dion in her angelic voice.
You know, let it happen, So Steelers Browns. That is

(01:12:50):
happening Sunday at Akrasure. Let's get into some AFC North football.
If you want to enter to try to whin some
Steelers tickets, just get on the iHeartRadio app. Sendens and
here we go back before Tomorrow Friday at ten am,
and you're Entery Miike and Bob. It's a ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. A little bit earlier,

(01:13:10):
we were power ranking our favorite trees of all time.
Bob just said maple tree because it's got the tree juice.
It leaks out maple soup. I had palm tree much
better than that. In my head. I had palm trees
my number one because they just make me happy. Let's
get to this talkback message brought to us by One
Team Media Morning Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
It's Tina.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Tina. Hey, I have a question.

Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
On the trees that you both selected.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
The one that really has me confusedes Bob.

Speaker 7 (01:13:41):
All right, Bob, I thought he was going to be
a little Debbie Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Oh you blew it. That's what I thought he was
going for.

Speaker 8 (01:13:49):
All right, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yeah, Tina, he blew it. Usually I'm better than this.
I'm sorry, Tina. I mean, you're right. It's not awful though,
because you picked the maple tree, which so you could.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
I got out a leaky spout, oh man, flowing sweet juice.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
To be honest, little Deb's Christmas trees might be number
one on my.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
List to good pick.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Such a good pick might be, might be the pine
trees there, or the palm trees whatever. I'm confused about
my own list at this point. But yeah, little.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Deb's Christmas tree might be the greatest tree of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
I blew it. And again, marijuana is not a tree.
It's a plant. That's what we're putting there. So it's
not in the top five for either of us. Okay,
everybody got that good? All right, Let's go got another
power ranking here, Michaelonius large Robert friendly neighborhood delivery guy here.

Speaker 12 (01:14:33):
Okay, I want to throw in my top five tea
Swizzle songs off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
You all right, everybody, clear out. We got another We
got another wonderful listener who wants to do their top
five songs from Lightfoot show Girl. Number open Light is
such a good pick five Wow again I said this
on the album came out. Opal Light might be Taylor
Swift's like the happiest song she's maybe ever written.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Like the vibes on opal LIGHTE.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
It's impossible to not just about you and want to
dance and smile and have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Number four is opal LIGHTE.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Okay, or we got a joke list here? Is it
gonna be all opal LIGHTE? Number three is opal LIGHTE. Okay?
You like opal LIGHTE? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Number two is yeah like a show girl.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Oh wow, thank you for the lovely Bouca. Number one
is it's a big one right here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Number one I guessed that oplight Wow. I can't get
that yeah out of my head.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah what Wow? That's a good he did a good
like what all at the end there right, that's the
part in opal LIGHTE that gets it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
I find It's not crazy. We've been doing that all morning.
I've been sitting here off the air going.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Taylor has some some earworms on this this album that
I uh, I find myself saying throughout the day. Yesterday
I was doing dishes. I'm saying this to nobody. I'm
not talking to my wife, Jamie. Nobody. I'm sitting there
doing the dishes. Nice, go the family. Why And you

(01:16:04):
had to say it out loud. I did wait, protect
the family. I'll just be doing stuff, you know. And
that's another one that comes in you just what, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
What There's times where I'll just be doing something.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Hey, thank you for the lovely book. Yeah, she's just
gonna what she does. She can write some good songs
that just stick with you. Yeah, they just can't escape.
They absolutely stick with you. All right, let's get to
another talkback message here.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
Drop on the podcast and Seacrest really bombed that phone
interview with Taylor whoa. iHeartRadio should have had you and
Bob have a phone interview with her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
I don't know about all that.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
That made me wonder, what would your guys' top five
questions be that you asked Taylor, because I know they
wouldn't be normal, like it would be you standing or
a sitting wiper.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Or I'm not asking Taylor Swift if she's standing or
sitting wiper. I would not do that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
The harrishting questions that we all want to know, what
would those be?

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
I would never be able to randomly ask her that. Well,
I wonder if she has to if like if you're
interviewing Taylor, Yeah, Like do you think all these interviews
she's done, she just doesn't go into him. It's just
like they tell them like, hey, we're gonna we're talking
about us.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
What you're going to ask her? Right, we're talking about
the album here? Mostly you want to mention her getting engaged? Okay,
all right, right? Maybe not. I don't know. You don't
think it's controlled. I don't know, man, I mean, he
doesn't need to do any of these interviews.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
I know, we don't. He's not sitting down to be
asked something ridiculous. I don't know. Well, somebody on BBC
is just like, you want to go space? You know
it's random, but I guess you know, nothing negative is
going to come out of that, right well, other than
the fact that she said no, it's ridiculous. What do
you mean is the beef with Katy Perry back? You
know Katie Perry went to space? Is she still up

(01:18:08):
there by the way? Because where'd she go? What was
her tour called Lifetimes something? There was the team who
eras was it was really which she had Katy Perry
had a lot of songs. Everybody knows. You can't just

(01:18:28):
she's just it's just not the errors to her. Yeah,
and didn't she get stuck flying on something? Wasn't that
a whole thing?

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
There was. There was a run over the summer where
every every pop girl was was getting stuck you know
when they were flying. You know why, because nobody can
fly like Pink. Okay, learn from the master. Nobody fish
over a crowd like Pink. Let Pink do it, you know,
back away?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Uh, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
If we'd do a good job interviewing Taylor Swift. Plus, like,
if I knew she was on the show like a
week from now, my anxiety would be just absolutely awful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
For a week, I have horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Anxiety, and it would not be good for that. But
if I said, hey, we'll have Taylor on and we'll
just sing her songs back to her, then maybe that's
and she only goes on with the hot shots.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Yeah, you gotta be big time. You gotta have the
brightest light shining on you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
That's why Ryan Seacrest gotta take a phone interview with
her and everything. You know, and like, hell, there's a
guy Elvis Durant and like a iHeart Stations, he's out
of New York. He gotta talk to her. So you
gotta be You gotta be mister big shot to talk
to all their stuff good para dark Taylor. I know,

(01:19:54):
I gotta be big time. You gotta be big time,
which I've I've been putting up big time numbers. I'm saying,
I don't think we're gonna Taylor Swift on the show now.
If we did, I would be uh an absolute ball
of anxiety because I'd be like, I don't want to
screw we've both met. It's best for everybody if he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Yeah, I'm on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
We both met her before though, and she's like the
nicest person ever. I don't think we'd have a trouble
talking to her or anything. I just don't want to
sit with the anxiety of your talking to Taylor next
onesday said like, oh okay, oh god, I want to
screw this up. I'm glad we don't have to talk
to her because we ain't big shots. We ain't mister
big time. All right, everybody vibe out to the Fate

(01:20:34):
of Ophelia. It's Mikey and Bob Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Call Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. You can enter for some Tate McCray
tickets for the big show next week on the ninety
six to one Kiss Instagram page. Let's get to some

(01:20:56):
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Speaker 24 (01:21:00):
What's up, Mikey and Big Bob? So I have a question.
Have you guys fallen down the AI rabbit hole at all?

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Yeah, it's impossible to not, Lloyd, There's no way you
can step around it at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Yeah. AI. The AI videos that are getting made now
are so legit, looking like it is going to confuse
like the Boomer generation so bad. They're already confused on
the internet. This this one's going to really confuse them.
And it's all fun in games now, but at some point,
you know, if we're not there already, it's going to
be a politician saying something that they never really said. Yeah,

(01:21:34):
somebody can make a Micy and Bob AI video of
us saying something awful, and even though most of us
that are like literate online and can sort of decipher
what's real and fake.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Like not everybody gets the technology.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
The technology is moving though at like even like AI
couple months ago.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Yeah, like it was good, but you could tell that
there was something off. Did you see the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Will Smith side by side the spaghetti eating Yeah video,
Like there was AI from like three or four years
ago that I remember that Will Smith eating spaghetti. Did
they redo it with the new Soro? They did side
by side with the new Sora? Right, that's a I
think that everybody's using for all these wacky videos now.
And it was just like, oh cool in two or

(01:22:23):
three years, this is how far AI's come.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
We're cooked or just cooked, that's it.

Speaker 24 (01:22:27):
I've come across some videos of mister Rogers in AI form.
Yeah yeah, and I must say, yeah, uh they maybe
chuckle a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Yeah, wasn't sure if you've seen him or not. Oh yeah,
we've seen them, all of them. We've seen I've seen
Stephen Hawking in a NASCAR race. I've seen Stephen Hawking
roll down the ramp at a WWE event. Well, mister
Rogers fighting the ww match. I saw Queen Elizabeth put
Albert Einstein through a table like a lot of the
ones for me and Bob seem to be WWE wrestling

(01:22:59):
match with uh with dead celebrities and dead famous people.

Speaker 15 (01:23:03):
Let me know what you think anyways, Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I think it's probably the end of civilization as we
know it. It's scary and a lot of it's just stupid.
It's not gonna be used for good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Because when you think the Internet like has reached its
sludge point where he's like, man, I can't get anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
The Internet really is awful. It's just like, no, let's
do this. AI think, let's crank it up.

Speaker 13 (01:23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Like Bernice King, the daughter of Martin Luther King Junior,
Like I saw that she responded to one. It was
just like this guy, this gotta stop. Like my my
dad wouldn't like this. Well, and that's another thing, like
all these all these images and videos and everything they're using.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
To produce this is all copyrighted. Yeah, but at some
point the other shoe's gonna drop here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
And they try to get around it by saying, all right, well,
if you really don't want us to use your likeness,
you'll have to petition and have it taken out of
our system. It's just like, yeah, that's not how they
should work like these people, you know, dead celebrities like
Robin Williams daughter Xelda Williams came out and just like
my dad wouldn't want this, not, I don't want to

(01:24:05):
see this, Like, don't send these to me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
People send them to me constantly. Yeah, hers really like
stuck with me. She's like, stop sending me AI videos
of my dead father. He wouldn't want this and I
don't want it to and like, you know people, but
it's like, all right, did you see he was dancing
with Michael Jackson. Did you see?

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Yeah, it's still funny. No it's not though, So yeah,
I mean I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
I s the internet. Yeah, it's it's yelling at clouds here.
But like it's starting funny, but this is not gonna
end well for anybody, you know. It's all it's sort
of what I feel like, you know. But yes, we've
seen all the AI slop videos for you don't need
to send them to us. I just then tell it's
still funny though, huh. I just hope somebody gets sued

(01:24:54):
into the sun and we can all just go back.
You know, who's got it figured out? Ed Sheeran. It
doesn't have a phone and you just he responds to
emails once a week. Ed Sheeran is the guy who
we should all model our lives after because he does
not even know that Martin Luther King Junior is the
current WWE champion on the Internet. It's routly shape. Buddies,

(01:25:17):
mike yar Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Free Show. Earlier in the show, Bob, we were power
ranking our favorite trees. You like the maple tree because
it leaks out syrupy juice, delicious, and are like a
big bear, so it fits. Yeah. My favorite tree is
the palm tree because you know, palm trees grow warm

(01:25:37):
places that I like to be at, and if you're
seeing palm trees, you're probably in a happy, warm place.
But I think the list is about to change here.
I had palm and coconut trees in my top five,
and then we got this message from Farmer Tim. Hey, guys,
farm here.

Speaker 19 (01:25:57):
I'm sorry to be the actually, but I'm gonna have
to call for a redo on the best Trees power
ranking because Mikey, coconut trees and palm trees aren't actually trees.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Okay, hold on one second, Farmer Tim and just told
me coconut trees, tree and palm trees the name aren't
trees in the name.

Speaker 13 (01:26:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
I'm not a farmer though, Bob. You're not a farmer either.
Farmer Tim, Yeah, I don't know if he's either, calls
himself far me farmer Tim.

Speaker 19 (01:26:32):
They're botanically grasses, actually grasses.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Just looking up them.

Speaker 19 (01:26:41):
Yeah, have a good one, sell the team.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
I don't know if I can have a good one
after this information has been passed on to us farmers.
Even though they have tree in the name, they're not trees.
That throws off the whole top five And now my
top five is invalid because okay, that can palm trees. Wait,
he might be right, yeah are I just googled it.

(01:27:08):
Palm trees not tree, Coconut tree not a tree. There
are grasses. They're a type of grass. Yeah. Yeah. When
it comes down to it, they have the same cellular
structure as a grass. That's where they are formed from.
People call them trees because of the woody like trunks

(01:27:31):
that develop. But okay, when broken down, their grasses. Dude,
they're not trees. Okay. Same thing with Taylor Swift. You
know the way she does her lyrics too. Yeah, yeah,
trunk the trunks, woody trunk, redwood trunk. Yeah, my mind's blown. Yes,

(01:27:59):
so the farmer can thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
That's real. Thanks for teaching us, paulm In.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
The coconuts not trees. That is one thing that you
can hit somebody in the office with today or at home,
like an arkao out of nowhere. You could be like, hey,
palm tree and coconut trees they're grasses.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Yeah, okay, yeah, look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
The trunks just a fibrous stem. Oh my god. Even
though they're named tree, they're not trees. All right, Let's
get to one more talkback message before we turn over,
mister big shot Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 25 (01:28:29):
So, I totally love Taylor Swift's new album. I've been
with the same guy for almost twenty years now, so
I'm in love and I just love the album. It's
so much love going around. We're sad that it's not
sad tailor anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
It's okay, sad tailor albums are still there though they
didn't go away. So if you're like, I'm still.

Speaker 15 (01:28:51):
Fork for fork, Fork, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
A fork, I'm still a folk for we get it.

Speaker 26 (01:28:57):
We can imagine next year's weddings being filled with opal Light,
And I think that's just a song that's gonna get
everybody on the dance floor at weddings shaking their ass
because it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
So yeah, not sad tailor anymore.

Speaker 25 (01:29:11):
But I think we found some gams for sure for weddings.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
So love you bye. Yeah. Opal Light is gonna be
one of those songs that is going to be a
timeless song. It's gonna be a classic song. It's wing jam.
I didn't even think about wedding jam. Are you kidding me?
Just get Granny on the dance floor. It's so dancing,
dance night, good night guys. Right, She's so right. That's

(01:29:45):
gonna be it just dance floor wedding song. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
The album's pretty good. And she was on seth Meyers
last night told the funny story about Travis Kelsey in
the VIP tent and you can go I'm not online
if you want to do. We played it earlier in
the show. All right, I think we actually have to
go now, Bob. I think it's time to leave because

(01:30:06):
it's time for Ryan Seacrest show. Let's see how about
a little bit, Let's go pegs the home openers tonight
against the the Islanders. What do you want to name
the podcast today? Bob Wang the Dog on the Mystery Cow. Yep,
it's Whang okay, Whang the Dog on the Mystery Cow.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Name of the podcast today.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
And coconut trees and palm trees aren't trees, they're grasses. Wow,
all right, mister big shot. What do you got? Bloody
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