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March 4, 2025 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's the way I see it.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
If we don't start talking into these how are we
going to pay for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
That's a great point.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
We have an interesting and odd life. Steve and I
get paid with snacks every time we say something funny.
But if it's not at least interesting, then you're someone
will come into our kitchen and they'll take food out
of it.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Like you know, the show wasn't great today.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I'm like, yeah, but you know, I mean, you know,
we tried and they're like, yeah, listen, these protein bars
and this?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What are these? What? You got a cart and eggs
in there? We're taking that now?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh you forget sometimes you forget what Sometimes I would
just like to live in other people's shoes.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yesterday guy at the front desk of my building told
me he was on this diet and I was like, oh,
what are you doing. He's like, I'm doing this and this,
and he's like, all right, have you tried protein bars?
And he was like, Ah, when I get paid on Friday,
I'm gonna buy some of those.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I'm not generally a generous person, Steve, but the second
I know it got I was like, when I get
paid on fry. So I ran upstairs. I grabbed a
box of protein bars and I gave it to him,
a whole box. Now, I want to, you know, understand,
an hour later, I threw eggs at a homeless guy.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
So I'm not a good guy.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, good mad That homeless guy was his dad. You know,
you know, wouldn't that be sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
By the way, I threw three eggs. It cost me
fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, that's that's how it goes these days. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I want to before we get to today's news or anything,
I just want to say one quick thing, really fast.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I wish I had some eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Don't we just ordered something. I ordered food.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
We'll send, like a dozen or two would be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't have a dozen or two.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Now, if you don't want to run, get me a
box of eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Recently, somebody said no, no, I'm not no.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Somebody recently said to me. They said, Kenny, I'm praying
for you, and I said, don't pray for me, pray
for my enemies.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
And this person's jaw dropped. They're like, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
They're coming to kill you all.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
There's a person that's running for Congress using a fake name,
real suspicious details of this person's life. I'm not going
to talk about this a lot until the news story
drops and I could tell there was something weird about
this person. It's like that doesn't there's something odd about
this person. No background check, we can't find their voting record.
The person claims to work in an occupation that would

(02:19):
require an occupational license. No occupational nothing right, very odd.
And I point this out and people go, no, you're
being mean. And and the person that's running for office
catches wind to the fact that I've been publicly criticizing them,
so they tell their supporters to call this radio station
and get this show canceled.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Now I take that pretty personally.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I think I might too, sure, because you know, because
this is how we pay for eggs and protein bars
for the guy at the front desko.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
When have you breakfast shows up, We're gonna have to
have some money.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I mean, yeah, it's not free, right, I don't know.
The person's follow up to this was to tell.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Grab it and run, and real, you're a good runner.
You could grab it and run.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I am good at running.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, run around the building and then up the stairs.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
For most of my life, That's been my strategy when
people are mad at me or I was really I
never really want to fight before. I'll be honest with you,
but boy can I run. That's always it's worked out
since I was at least twelve, It's worked great. So
this person took it one step further and publicly told
people on social media. And I've never seen a congressional
candidate do this before. Told people if they told someone

(03:22):
publicly on social media, if they see me in the streets,
to kick my ass.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's like, wow, that is pretty bold so far, no
ass kicking.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
No, because you know it's great, but you've been out.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You're out and about.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You're not hiding in the shelter of your home with
your fancy doorman downstairs getting all buff and everything.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
No, No, I'm out in the public. I'm in the
park every day, I'm at the gym. You could find me.
I'm out there.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
And so I was like, wow, that's pretty bold.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Because we've had anonymous people write me emails and wish
cancer on me and things we've said on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sure, yeah, you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
But this was the first time a person who's not
anonymous on the internet much less a person running for
office has told people if they see me, to kick
my ass. That was a bold Never had that happen, right,
It's like, wow, that is something else. So we did
some digging around and the things we have learned about
this person for members of their own family. We're going

(04:17):
to drop a news story later today. And I hate journalists,
but I did some journalism yesterday and we have a
story coming about it. There's got to be a better
metric to run for office than just telling people I
like Donald Trump, give me money. I cannot express this enough.
Do background checks on candidates?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm not going to talk about this anymore till the
story drops. Just know that all morning long, while we're
talking about other things, I'm thinking about sweet revenge against
the person that tried to get this show canceled and
tried to wish harm upon me for asking basic questions
about a political candidate's background.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'll keep that in mind. It seems fair. In the meantime.
Happy Mardi Gras, that's right. Today's day a day to
celebrate obese Tuesday? Is that?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Are we still allowed to It's o zempic Tuesday? Everybody?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, it would be nice, but you know, Fat Tuesday
didn't get any slimmer.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, it's true.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Fat Tuesday went ahead and did what all Americans are doing.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, you know what happened in New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Apparently they were going to have fat Tuesday and then
Fat Tuesday went to the Timeless Clinic.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
They have a little boy.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
They have two locations, Mataie and Comington.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
They went to the Metai when I'm sure, I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Right, because you know, you know, Fat Tuesday is next thing,
you know, slim Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Interesting news.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Last night, parade officials, a New Orleans police somebody got
together and said, we should start everything early because it's
going to get real windy and then it's going to
rain a lot later in the afternoon, So start times
for this morning's parades. Zulu never got off on time

(05:53):
when it was set for eight o'clock. It's always late,
breaking down flat tire or something. But now's Zulu is
supposed to start at six point thirty.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, less than an hour. Now it's always late. I mean,
don't they have different people organize it every year?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's something about it.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I know, it's like they're working on their own kind
of special time or something.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, they just show up when I.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Feel like it. What is that? That's odd? And every year?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Wow, that's Zulu six point thirty. This morning, they might
be parading into some empty streets. I don't know if
they've got the word out or not.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So tomorrow, for US Catholics, it's Lentil season. What are
you planning on?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm gonna have some lentil soup, that's it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, you're going to give up stew or something. No.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
No, not being Catholic really eases the burden of sacrifice.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I know this woman, she's a Harvard educated brain surgeon,
and she's friends with me.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
It is very strange.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
She doesn't believe in God, but she's not an atheist.
She's an agnostic. And she texts me over the weekend
and says, what are you giving up for lent? And
I thought that's odd that you would ask. And I
told her I was considering a couple things. And then
she told me what she was going to give up.
And I said, he on a second, you're giving up something,
she says. I said, you don't believe in God. She says, well,
I just think that religious people, some of your practices
are actually quite good for mental health and exercising the mind. Okay,

(07:13):
And I was like, this is what it feels like
when a white girl at a music festival wears a
Native American headdress. How dare you? Yeah, my culture is
not your costume. That that's unbelievable. You know, on Sinco
to Mayo, when I'm wearing my sombrero, I'm gonna be
really mad at you.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
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Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, I like Marty gr I enjoy the It's.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Not Marty gra and Jefferson Parish. It's the Gringe.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Really, I don't well, you know, Orleans Parish has said
we'll roll, but we'll roll early and leaving out the
possibility that it could still be canceling some parades Over
in Jefferson Parish Metory mainly disappointing news.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
The National Weather Services reporting.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
With confidence that they will experience gusty winds to well
anywhere between forty and sixty mile an hour gusts possible,
and so the parish president is Cynthia Lee Scheng says
no choice but to cancel Martigara parades. On fat Tuesday,
Jefferson Parish ask about starting early, like we just talked

(08:38):
about with Zulu, she goes not an option. Winds are
expected to pick up early this morning, and so no parade.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Wind wind, wind that could flip the floats over and
roll them over onto the people in the crowd and stuff.
It's gonna be very windy.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now, I don't live in South Louisiana. I live near there,
but I don't live there. It's my understanding. Then, in
South Louisiana, a little bit of wind is usually not
enough to deter these people.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I guess sixty mile an hour is more than a
little every now, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's just I guess it would be rude to suggest, Yeah,
you'll be politically correct.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, in South Louisiana. I once a ten at a
volleyball match and Cat one hurricane. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm just wondering if some of the girls in the
marching band are the drill teams that parade out front,
they wouldn't just put two on each float, huh, you know,
case it gets windy, hold it down a little bit.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Some pretty good.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Sized girls there, and they could save Mardi Gras. But
you'd have to let them know that you think they're heavy.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh, I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I get what you're saying. We got to put a
big girl on the float too. I thought we were
going somewhere else with.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
This for a second, big girl.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yeah, No, I get it now.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, float don't flip over if Yeah, balance are ballast,
just like on a ship.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
It has been quite windy on the Gulf of America
over the last few days. Last weekend, I was at
the zoo with my buddy and his daughter, and it
was windy, and we're all standing around the hippopotamus exhibit
or whatever you call and then the wind blows by,
and it suddenly occurs to me, women these days are
not wearing undergarments.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh oh oh. I looked as I stood there on
a windy day, I watched a little kid become a
young man.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I just yeah, I was like, you know, that kid's
never going to be the same after that. Just what
he watched there from ladies, If you're wearing a skirt
to the zoo, is my point consider with children.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Right, you know?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Because I mean, look, the wind is one thing, it's
there are mosquitoes. I gotta think underwear is your last
line of defense against Yeah, you would say. You know,
all that being said, all right, here's your favorite sound
bite today. I promise you, after you hear this, you're
going to laugh about it for the rest of the day.
We all remember when in the other day, Friday, at
that explosive meeting between Zelensky and Trump, and you're probably wondering, well,

(11:06):
what's next?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Will they reach a mineral deal?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I've been told by senior official here. Then nothing's going
to happen with this minerals deal, U tels. Zelensky goes
in front of cameras and makes an explicit public apology.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, and has that not happened yet? No, Well, he
owes me an apology. I think he owes all of
us an apology.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I'd like an apology. Yeah, you know, I gave this
guy a.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Lot of money, we did, and then he walked into
the Oval office and he insulted my president. You know,
that's not Trump. Isn't just Trump. Trump represents us, right,
we're Trump, We're all Trump's us, We're Trump. It's reciprocal.
It's a you know, it's like we're all one big ecosystem.
And if you disrespect the office, you disrespect the people
that put him in the office.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Have you ever.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Considered going back to Ukraine with your tail between your
legs and shutting the hell up?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Or maybe, like he suggested early, go to Men's Warehouse,
pickil a suit, show back up with the big boys
and do what's right. Apologize to the American public for
disrespecting us.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, and then say thank.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You for all of the money and the military supplies
we've sent you, and then knock it off right Exactly.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
What's the other place besides Men's wearhouse where they go
where you get the boxy suits? What are those called?
It's right on the tip of my tongue. It's like
their biggest competitor, a boxy suit. You see them all
over the place for the big and tall guys. No, no, no,
the boxy suit. I'm not sure what that is. It's
bothering the crap out of me. Someone's screaming at their
radio right now because they know the answer. Not Men's Warehouse,

(12:43):
the other.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Chain you see everywhere Joseph A. Banks.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, that's it, by boxy Have you never noticed that
they have a boxier suit there?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
No, Yeah, it's true, you never noticed.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
This was explained to me by a guy who buys
a lot of suits. As you know, I don't wear a.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Lot of No, I don't remember seeing you in one
outside of weddings.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's true, or the governor's inauguration that there was that
one time.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, that was uh, you know we looked good that night,
you know, except for Billy and he was wearing a
tuxedo T shirt.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well it did say black eye and it had a
black eye on it.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, but it didn't say to have gravy on it.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You know, that's true. Go out on a Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Who am I?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
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