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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There was a Marine sniper who had sights on the
Abbey Gate terrorist at the Kable Airport a while back.
I do remember he was told not to shoot, and
in doing so, thirteen people needlessly died. I mean more
than that, but thirteen American servicemen and women.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
And they had been giving the heads up to watch
out for this guy ahead of time that this was
going to happen. They had the intel, we just chatter,
you know something, They picked up someone they knew, they'll
watch up. And then the guy shows up and he's
making his way towards the front. He's trying to get
up to the Americans, to the Marines, and they watch
him in the crowd. They got eyes on him. I
(00:39):
got the scope trained on him. Right now, I turn
him into pink miss any second, Nope, stand down now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't know if y'all remember this, but he also
famously once told Barack Obama he didn't think we should
go after Osama Bin Lauden. He who Biden? The guy
that yeah, the people in charge when we decided the
person in charge. I understand it probably wasn't a direct
order from Biden. But when they told the sniper not
to kill the Abby Gaate terrorists. That was the Biden
administration for that's right now. All that being sad, I
(01:07):
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he cut a fixed a problem. Are you so gay
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and I like those supplements too. Okay, So everybody who's
familiar at this point with the DEI problems at Boeing.
Boeing put an astronaut on the International two of them, right,
some check and some dude, and they put them up
there on that International Space station and then they couldn't
(02:06):
get him down. Yep, they really screwed this thing up.
And so one of the NASA astronauts trapped on the
International Space Stations yesterday says, actually Elon Musk's claim that
the Biden administration rejected SpaceX CEO's offer Elon Musk to
help bring the team home. It appears as though it's
probably true. Actually, I've ever doubted it. They were live
(02:29):
on TV yesterday and this happened.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Our next question is from Aaron greg with the Washington Post.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Good Hi everyone, Thanks thanks for doing this. So my
question relates to Elon Musk has said that he made
the offer to bring you guys back earlier and that
it was denied. My first question is that true? And
if so, what would that have looked like? Was he
offering to make another flight, push seats on another flight?
(02:57):
Could you give us some background there?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
All?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Right, so they're in space, there's a delay, you get
that right.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I can only say that, mister Musk, what he says
is absolutely factual. I have no we have no information
on that though, whatsoever, What was offered, what was what
was not offered, who it was offered to, how that
process is went, That's information that we simply don't have.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So I believe him.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I don't know all those details, and I don't think
any of us really can give you the answer that
maybe that you would be hoping for.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
In other words, they don't want to get killed, but.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They'd like to be home. And Elonch seems to be
the guy to get aware, but Biden would let him.
So that's factual. He said that, you know, that's amazing.
It sounds like he does no more than what he
said to me.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That SoundBite sounds like he was about to answer the
question honestly, and then halfway through he said, but we
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, it's probably better if we just don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, he started the SoundBite off by saying, that's absolutely factual,
and then he and then he ended it with but
one of the other astronauts kicking him under the you know,
under the counter certainly looks that way. That was Mary
Butch Wilmore, one of the two astronauts. Yeah, that's his name.
And then the other one's name is Sunnie. She's a woman,
and boy, she really you know, it's not her fault
because they're in space and her hair is sticking up
(04:11):
in the air, but yeah, she really looks like Brida
Frankenstein right there. Doesn't she so she's safe. Yeah, she
does look kind of bridy. Biden did not accept the
deal from Elon Musk for political reasons. He didn't want
Elon Musk to look good when Elon Musk could have,
you know, because how does that look? Elon Musk's working
with the Biden administration to save these astronauts while simultaneously
(04:31):
telling you Donald Trump would have been a better guy
to be president. Yeah, and Wilmore says that he he
trusts Elon Musk and he believes him, and you know,
I do old named, but well, why would he lie?
Why would Elon Musk just make that up? That's a
pretty bold claim. We could have brought him back, and
the Biden why didn't they bring him back? We launched
(04:52):
rockets all the time. That Yeah, if you consider all
the other things that they're doing, that doesn't seem like
it would have been the hardest thing to do. No,
So Biden just hates these astronauts. Who do you think
he hates more the white guy or the Indian woman?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Again, Biden wouldn't make in these cold you know what
in his decision? Do you think they even woke him
up to ask him, what do you do about these
astronauts h near match.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Sorry you go back, Sue, Well, that begs a question
we've asked many times now in the Hill. Was the
president for the last four years? I mean, I'd like
to know, can we know? Can we just get an
answer before we all move on? I think I know
who you think was president now? Earlier I think so too.
Earlier this week, Elon Musk attended Trump's Joint Session speech
to Congress. They're not a State of the Union speech,
(05:38):
and people notice stuff. Elon Musk was wearing a suit,
and Peter Doocey at Fox News thinks that's important for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Do you think of rich guys? You tend to think
of somebody wearing a suit. And there are two really
rich guys that are here at the White House all
the time. Donald Trump, You'll only ever see him in
a suit. Elon Musk, you never do until last night.
So why exactly did he decide to change his ward?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Trump?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Well, Elon Musk wore a suit last night. I'm sure
you saw it. It looks.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Getting kicked out.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I'm just pointing out that he did wear a suit
last night, And I think The President liked that very much,
and he looked great.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
White House is now on the record President Trump liked
it when Elon Musk wore a suit and tie. So
two questions, will he wear it again? And whatever it
is that Teletski comes back, will he wear one? Chances
are if he calls his old contacts at the Biden
White House, they'll send him to Joseph a bank.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What he says. I don't actually think that Trump told
Elon to put a suit on. But also, at the
same time, the media can't decide is Trump micro managing Elon?
Is Elon micro managing Trump? Is it possible neither of
them are micromanaging either.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
One could just be a couple of guys going about
their business.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Huh that Elon just put a suit on to prove
he cut after the thing was Zolenski happened? Maybe? Also,
Elon is not the leader of the state, you know. Oh,
hang on a second, this is important, I'm told by everyone. Yeah,
we need the crazy about I ran into an old
friend yesterday I hadn't seen since way before Christmas, and
(07:17):
she had a Christmas present for me sitting in the
trunk of her car. Oh, I hope it wouldn't cheese.
Uh No, it wasn't cheese. No, no, because that was
probably spoiled the drunk of car. No, it was a
coffee table book.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was a nice always make blue cheese out of it,
because that's spoiled.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Anyway. It was a nice gesture. But she gave it
to me and it was wrapped in a glittery wrapping paper.
And when I got done unwrapping the gift, I was
covered in glitter. Yeah, and I just said, what the hell,
come on, what I don't want it? I like a present.
That's sweet of you, that was kind of you. But
now it looks like I just came from a strip club.
(07:52):
Is that a problem? Well, I don't want it to
look like I just came from a strip club at
four in the afternoon on a Wednesday. Why not. It's Ashday.
I have the ashes on my forehead. It was okay,
it was ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If I'm at a strip club on ash Wednesday, Wednesday
would have been perfect.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Imagine the optics of this. I just left church and
now I'm at a strip club. Come on, glitter, I
mean exactly, I've already got ashes on me. You understand,
the ashes don't just sit there on your forehead like
an expensive makeup you got it Sephora or the maybe
Leaner that way.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In fact, I worked out yesterday and I was very concerned.
I can't get too sweaty. Your ash is gonna drip
down my face. Moments later, I'm being handed a gift
covered and glitter. Next thing you know, I'm covered and ashes.
I'm covered in glitter perspiration. So when I woke up
this morning, still covered and ashes in perspiration, I thought, Wow,
I hope nobody at the office notices you have to
push her off of you to get out of bed. Yeah,
(08:46):
she wouldn't have No, it's embarrassing. I don't like them
button chemicals in the water. They turned the freaking frog cake.
Do you understand that turn? Craplton and John suppered a
second of it.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I know there was some woman who was supposed to
come ote and just give Trump what far, but I
didn't hear any of it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
This is supposed to be the new rising star at
the Democrat Party. She's a senator from Michigan, and she's
a woman, and then she's a white lady and she
was miss her senator Slotkin. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Don't
call her now for respect. That's not cool. Slot Oh
is that a right? Ot? Slotkin? Oh? I thought you
(09:31):
said something else. Yeah, you might as well. Okay, well
she spoke and this. Most people didn't stay up till
eleven thirty at night to watch what the Democrats had
to say, But here's their reputtal.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hi everyone, I'm Melissa Slotkin. I'm honored to have the
opportunity to speak tonight. It's late, so I promised to
be a lot shorter than what you just watched. I
won't take it personally. If you've never heard of me,
I'm the new senator from the great state of Michigan,
where I grew up. I've been in public service my
entire life. Because I happened to be in New York
City on nine to eleven when the Twin Towers came down.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What does that mean? I just happened to be in
New York. Did she do it?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Did she do nine to eleven? I don't think she
did it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't think she was responsible. I don't think it
affected her in any way. She didn't live there, she
didn't know anybody in the twin towers. What it seems
like she just happened to be one of the fifteen
or twenty million people in the area.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, where were you at the time, Staten Island. I
was a sleep I didn't even I slept in and
we were out clubbing the night before Eminem stored in
Times Square. Didn't even realize that it happened till hours later.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Before the smoke cleared. I knew I wanted to make
a life in national security. I was recruited by the
CIA and did three tours in a rock.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait uh
uh no, no, I'm just uh wait. The Democrats picked
a Ciah to give the rebuttal there true. You ever
meet a spook that you knew for sure it was?
I mean people you suspect to me in a spoot.
I briefly dated a girl whose parents were both retired
CIA agent. Did she strike you as one of those
(11:07):
kind of people? They don't look the way they do
on TV? You know what I mean? No, but they
don't look like that. What did you think she was? Sorry,
you don't think she was a CIA agent. I think
the fact that they picked a CIO.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She says, they recruited me, you know, because the CIA
only goes after the best of the best, the top
one percent of one percent. And she would like you
to believe that that was her.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What I'm about to tell you is one of the
weirdest stories my father ever told me. Are you allowed
to tell it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, you're already better if you were
putting yourself in danger right now telling this story.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's that's how good a story.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
This is.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Way back in the nineteen seventies danger. My father was
at a Cubs game. He gets out of the Cubs
game and he sits down at a bus stop so
he can ride back to where he was living at
the time. Yeah, and there's a guy there that is
just the drunk My dad described her, the drunkest guy
you ever met in his life. He said, I how
are you doing it? What do you do? My dad?
(12:03):
My dad's in business school at the time, he's got
in business school. He's like, oh, that's great, Yeah, go
Cobby there, and he's saying, oh, what about you, what
do you do for a living? And the drunkest guy
my father ever met in his life, he said, I'm
the mayor. No Billie and you're not helping. I'm the
police chief turns and looks at my father and he says,
I work for the CIA, and my dad, you know,
(12:25):
being a young man at the time, said laughs. He's like, yoh,
and yeah, you're a CIA agent. You're a drunk eye
and a bus stop. And the guy goes and he
looks at my dad and he says, you want a job. Sure,
we're hiring. And my dad says, yeah, I'll be a
CIA agent. Sure. And the guy goes, what's your name?
What's your dress? And the guy doesn't take out a
pen or anything. And my father says, I live on
(12:47):
eighteenth Street, Apartment nineteen. You know it, give him the address,
whatever it was. That's probably a bad idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Back in the day, maybe not these days. I wouldn't
do it, wouldn't suggest you do you do it?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
My father's six foot five, you know, he's a big guy.
See the guy stuff calls his buddy and he goes, here,
I got an address for a guy that's not home.
He's a drunk white guy in the seventies. Yeah, you
think he's got a cell phone to Okay, today would
be a bad idea. My day, they got cell phones. Okay,
today they'll just you know, you know, the valet guy,
you're distracting me in from the punchline of the story.
(13:17):
Here with us.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It will take your garage door remote. You know those
people that have those garage doors that automatically go up down.
You see those. Yeah, you got a remote in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
The guy could just push the button, drive rapp by
your house. You got your address, probably in the glove
box on you insurance something, and then he just goes
by the house, push the button, garage door goes right up.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Boom, You're in. Okay, So they get on the bus.
They go their separate way. Who's on this bus? It's
a public bus in the city of Chicago. Season they
got on a bus. Who's they again? The guy I'm
telling the story about and my father? Okay, they would
have made more sense about Billy's in a Russia. Yeah,
he keeps interrupting, but I'm having trouble focusing. So after
giving this drunk guy on a bus stop his address
(13:58):
for a job application, Yeah, my father gets on the bus.
That guy gets on a bus. They go their separate way.
They never see each other. Again, they didn't get on
the same bus. About a month later, my father receives
a letter in the mail. It's a job application from
the CIA. I ain't that something? Now, you understand why
I'm telling you the story, right? That is not a clue. No,
do you not remember the video we just watched before
(14:19):
you went off on your thing about garage doors there?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh yeah, the big linebacker looking girl from Michigan. That's correct.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
My point is, I think anybody can work at the CIA,
as long as you're willing to do terrible things and
admit that you'll be a slave to the government that
teams about fair. So when you see the Democrats give
their rebuttal to Donald Trump with a CIA agent, I
ask you what average American looks at that? And they go, oh,
I trust this lady. Sure, that makes perfect sense. You
(14:47):
want to have a CIA agent tell you how to
fix this country. I got a feeling the CIA is
the reason we have most of these problems in the
first place. Yeah, if the CIA was so great and
they've been in charge of h and policy, influence stuff,
rigging elections for such a long why is everything so bad?
I don't know. Also, Wow, we got to take tips
(15:09):
from a woman with that haircut, probably not not a
good idea. She got the same haircut as Emo Phillips.
It's just a weird look, you know, very weird looking him. Yeah,
really did. Yeah, he was a more handsome We're just
picking on her because she's, you know, a Democrat. Yeah,
a woman. I had something from Michigan. I had someone
(15:31):
yesterday tell me the only reason why I was trying
to expose that corrupt congressional candidate who tried to get
this radio show canceled is because I hate women. And
I said, you don't think it has anything to do
with the fact that she's trying to get my radio show.
Our radio show canceled, you know my job. It's like, no,
it's because you hate women because you wanted to sleep
with her. This is your way of trying to get attention.
(15:53):
I cannot describe to you how much I want to
vomit right now after you say, have you seen the
photos of the woman?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, well I've seen four or five different pictures that
she looks different than never one.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
She looks like John Candy in address today. Yeah, I
don't mean in the eighties or what I mean in
twenty twenty five, what John Candy would look like right now.
I think he'd be more sexually appealing than her. Okay,
I since that that's not something you're interested in. No, No,
you've made your point. I believe you. Thank you. I
(16:24):
feel better now, good. Okay. So the Danish Prime Minister
says that peace in Ukraine would be more dangerous than
a war. For who her? I guess I don't know
where is she? Well, she's Danish, you know she's at
the bakery. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, she's at Daneland. You know,
(16:45):
as you know that's Denmark. Is the short end Danish danelnd. Yeah.
Oh that was a good one.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm gonna go there for spring break. Showing no good
Walton M. Johnson
There was a Marine sniper who had sights on the
Abbey Gate terrorist at the Kable Airport a while back.
I do remember he was told not to shoot, and
in doing so, thirteen people needlessly died. I mean more
than that, but thirteen American servicemen and women.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
And they had been giving the heads up to watch
out for this guy ahead of time that this was
going to happen. They had the intel, we just chatter,
you know something, They picked up someone they knew, they'll
watch up. And then the guy shows up and he's
making his way towards the front. He's trying to get
up to the Americans, to the Marines, and they watch
him in the crowd. They got eyes on him. I
(00:39):
got the scope trained on him. Right now, I turn
him into pink miss any second, Nope, stand down now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't know if y'all remember this, but he also
famously once told Barack Obama he didn't think we should
go after Osama Bin Lauden. He who Biden? The guy
that yeah, the people in charge when we decided the
person in charge. I understand it probably wasn't a direct
order from Biden. But when they told the sniper not
to kill the Abby Gaate terrorists. That was the Biden
administration for that's right now. All that being sad, I
(01:07):
an't even the only thing that Biden shut down when
he cut a fixed a problem. Are you so gay
for space? And now the.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Walton and Johnson Show present Gay for Space?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And it's probably brought to you by our good friends
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Speaker 1 (01:44):
I am a huge fan of promo code WJ because
it saves me money. Yes, at get THET dot com
and I like those supplements too. Okay, So everybody who's
familiar at this point with the DEI problems at Boeing.
Boeing put an astronaut on the International two of them, right,
some check and some dude, and they put them up
there on that International Space station and then they couldn't
(02:06):
get him down. Yep, they really screwed this thing up.
And so one of the NASA astronauts trapped on the
International Space Stations yesterday says, actually Elon Musk's claim that
the Biden administration rejected SpaceX CEO's offer Elon Musk to
help bring the team home. It appears as though it's
probably true. Actually, I've ever doubted it. They were live
(02:29):
on TV yesterday and this happened.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Our next question is from Aaron greg with the Washington Post.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Good Hi everyone, Thanks thanks for doing this. So my
question relates to Elon Musk has said that he made
the offer to bring you guys back earlier and that
it was denied. My first question is that true? And
if so, what would that have looked like? Was he
offering to make another flight, push seats on another flight?
(02:57):
Could you give us some background there?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
All?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Right, so they're in space, there's a delay, you get
that right.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I can only say that, mister Musk, what he says
is absolutely factual. I have no we have no information
on that though, whatsoever, What was offered, what was what
was not offered, who it was offered to, how that
process is went, That's information that we simply don't have.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So I believe him.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
I don't know all those details, and I don't think
any of us really can give you the answer that
maybe that you would be hoping for.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
In other words, they don't want to get killed, but.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They'd like to be home. And Elonch seems to be
the guy to get aware, but Biden would let him.
So that's factual. He said that, you know, that's amazing.
It sounds like he does no more than what he
said to me.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That SoundBite sounds like he was about to answer the
question honestly, and then halfway through he said, but we
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, it's probably better if we just don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, he started the SoundBite off by saying, that's absolutely factual,
and then he and then he ended it with but
one of the other astronauts kicking him under the you know,
under the counter certainly looks that way. That was Mary
Butch Wilmore, one of the two astronauts. Yeah, that's his name.
And then the other one's name is Sunnie. She's a woman,
and boy, she really you know, it's not her fault
because they're in space and her hair is sticking up
(04:11):
in the air, but yeah, she really looks like Brida
Frankenstein right there. Doesn't she so she's safe. Yeah, she
does look kind of bridy. Biden did not accept the
deal from Elon Musk for political reasons. He didn't want
Elon Musk to look good when Elon Musk could have,
you know, because how does that look? Elon Musk's working
with the Biden administration to save these astronauts while simultaneously
(04:31):
telling you Donald Trump would have been a better guy
to be president. Yeah, and Wilmore says that he he
trusts Elon Musk and he believes him, and you know,
I do old named, but well, why would he lie?
Why would Elon Musk just make that up? That's a
pretty bold claim. We could have brought him back, and
the Biden why didn't they bring him back? We launched
(04:52):
rockets all the time. That Yeah, if you consider all
the other things that they're doing, that doesn't seem like
it would have been the hardest thing to do. No,
So Biden just hates these astronauts. Who do you think
he hates more the white guy or the Indian woman?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Again, Biden wouldn't make in these cold you know what
in his decision? Do you think they even woke him
up to ask him, what do you do about these
astronauts h near match.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Sorry you go back, Sue, Well, that begs a question
we've asked many times now in the Hill. Was the
president for the last four years? I mean, I'd like
to know, can we know? Can we just get an
answer before we all move on? I think I know
who you think was president now? Earlier I think so too.
Earlier this week, Elon Musk attended Trump's Joint Session speech
to Congress. They're not a State of the Union speech,
(05:38):
and people notice stuff. Elon Musk was wearing a suit,
and Peter Doocey at Fox News thinks that's important for
some reason.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Do you think of rich guys? You tend to think
of somebody wearing a suit. And there are two really
rich guys that are here at the White House all
the time. Donald Trump, You'll only ever see him in
a suit. Elon Musk, you never do until last night.
So why exactly did he decide to change his ward?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Trump?
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Well, Elon Musk wore a suit last night. I'm sure
you saw it. It looks.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Getting kicked out.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I'm just pointing out that he did wear a suit
last night, And I think The President liked that very much,
and he looked great.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
White House is now on the record President Trump liked
it when Elon Musk wore a suit and tie. So
two questions, will he wear it again? And whatever it
is that Teletski comes back, will he wear one? Chances
are if he calls his old contacts at the Biden
White House, they'll send him to Joseph a bank.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What he says. I don't actually think that Trump told
Elon to put a suit on. But also, at the
same time, the media can't decide is Trump micro managing Elon?
Is Elon micro managing Trump? Is it possible neither of
them are micromanaging either.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
One could just be a couple of guys going about
their business.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Huh that Elon just put a suit on to prove
he cut after the thing was Zolenski happened? Maybe? Also,
Elon is not the leader of the state, you know. Oh,
hang on a second, this is important, I'm told by everyone. Yeah,
we need the crazy about I ran into an old
friend yesterday I hadn't seen since way before Christmas, and
(07:17):
she had a Christmas present for me sitting in the
trunk of her car. Oh, I hope it wouldn't cheese.
Uh No, it wasn't cheese. No, no, because that was
probably spoiled the drunk of car. No, it was a
coffee table book.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was a nice always make blue cheese out of it,
because that's spoiled.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Anyway. It was a nice gesture. But she gave it
to me and it was wrapped in a glittery wrapping paper.
And when I got done unwrapping the gift, I was
covered in glitter. Yeah, and I just said, what the hell,
come on, what I don't want it? I like a present.
That's sweet of you, that was kind of you. But
now it looks like I just came from a strip club.
(07:52):
Is that a problem? Well, I don't want it to
look like I just came from a strip club at
four in the afternoon on a Wednesday. Why not. It's Ashday.
I have the ashes on my forehead. It was okay,
it was ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If I'm at a strip club on ash Wednesday, Wednesday
would have been perfect.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Imagine the optics of this. I just left church and
now I'm at a strip club. Come on, glitter, I
mean exactly, I've already got ashes on me. You understand,
the ashes don't just sit there on your forehead like
an expensive makeup you got it Sephora or the maybe
Leaner that way.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
In fact, I worked out yesterday and I was very concerned.
I can't get too sweaty. Your ash is gonna drip
down my face. Moments later, I'm being handed a gift
covered and glitter. Next thing you know, I'm covered and ashes.
I'm covered in glitter perspiration. So when I woke up
this morning, still covered and ashes in perspiration, I thought, Wow,
I hope nobody at the office notices you have to
push her off of you to get out of bed. Yeah,
(08:46):
she wouldn't have No, it's embarrassing. I don't like them
button chemicals in the water. They turned the freaking frog cake.
Do you understand that turn? Craplton and John suppered a
second of it.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I know there was some woman who was supposed to
come ote and just give Trump what far, but I
didn't hear any of it.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
This is supposed to be the new rising star at
the Democrat Party. She's a senator from Michigan, and she's
a woman, and then she's a white lady and she
was miss her senator Slotkin. Whoa whoa, whoa whoa. Don't
call her now for respect. That's not cool. Slot Oh
is that a right? Ot? Slotkin? Oh? I thought you
(09:31):
said something else. Yeah, you might as well. Okay, well
she spoke and this. Most people didn't stay up till
eleven thirty at night to watch what the Democrats had
to say, But here's their reputtal.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Hi everyone, I'm Melissa Slotkin. I'm honored to have the
opportunity to speak tonight. It's late, so I promised to
be a lot shorter than what you just watched. I
won't take it personally. If you've never heard of me,
I'm the new senator from the great state of Michigan,
where I grew up. I've been in public service my
entire life. Because I happened to be in New York
City on nine to eleven when the Twin Towers came down.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What does that mean? I just happened to be in
New York. Did she do it?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Did she do nine to eleven? I don't think she
did it.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I don't think she was responsible. I don't think it
affected her in any way. She didn't live there, she
didn't know anybody in the twin towers. What it seems
like she just happened to be one of the fifteen
or twenty million people in the area.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, where were you at the time, Staten Island. I
was a sleep I didn't even I slept in and
we were out clubbing the night before Eminem stored in
Times Square. Didn't even realize that it happened till hours later.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Before the smoke cleared. I knew I wanted to make
a life in national security. I was recruited by the
CIA and did three tours in a rock.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait uh
uh no, no, I'm just uh wait. The Democrats picked
a Ciah to give the rebuttal there true. You ever
meet a spook that you knew for sure it was?
I mean people you suspect to me in a spoot.
I briefly dated a girl whose parents were both retired
CIA agent. Did she strike you as one of those
(11:07):
kind of people? They don't look the way they do
on TV? You know what I mean? No, but they
don't look like that. What did you think she was? Sorry,
you don't think she was a CIA agent. I think
the fact that they picked a CIO.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She says, they recruited me, you know, because the CIA
only goes after the best of the best, the top
one percent of one percent. And she would like you
to believe that that was her.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
What I'm about to tell you is one of the
weirdest stories my father ever told me. Are you allowed
to tell it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, you're already better if you were
putting yourself in danger right now telling this story.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's that's how good a story.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
This is.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Way back in the nineteen seventies danger. My father was
at a Cubs game. He gets out of the Cubs
game and he sits down at a bus stop so
he can ride back to where he was living at
the time. Yeah, and there's a guy there that is
just the drunk My dad described her, the drunkest guy
you ever met in his life. He said, I how
are you doing it? What do you do? My dad?
(12:03):
My dad's in business school at the time, he's got
in business school. He's like, oh, that's great, Yeah, go
Cobby there, and he's saying, oh, what about you, what
do you do for a living? And the drunkest guy
my father ever met in his life, he said, I'm
the mayor. No Billie and you're not helping. I'm the
police chief turns and looks at my father and he says,
I work for the CIA, and my dad, you know,
(12:25):
being a young man at the time, said laughs. He's like, yoh,
and yeah, you're a CIA agent. You're a drunk eye
and a bus stop. And the guy goes and he
looks at my dad and he says, you want a job. Sure,
we're hiring. And my dad says, yeah, I'll be a
CIA agent. Sure. And the guy goes, what's your name?
What's your dress? And the guy doesn't take out a
pen or anything. And my father says, I live on
(12:47):
eighteenth Street, Apartment nineteen. You know it, give him the address,
whatever it was. That's probably a bad idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Back in the day, maybe not these days. I wouldn't
do it, wouldn't suggest you do you do it?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
My father's six foot five, you know, he's a big guy.
See the guy stuff calls his buddy and he goes, here,
I got an address for a guy that's not home.
He's a drunk white guy in the seventies. Yeah, you
think he's got a cell phone to Okay, today would
be a bad idea. My day, they got cell phones. Okay,
today they'll just you know, you know, the valet guy,
you're distracting me in from the punchline of the story.
(13:17):
Here with us.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It will take your garage door remote. You know those
people that have those garage doors that automatically go up down.
You see those. Yeah, you got a remote in the car.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
The guy could just push the button, drive rapp by
your house. You got your address, probably in the glove
box on you insurance something, and then he just goes
by the house, push the button, garage door goes right up.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Boom, You're in. Okay, So they get on the bus.
They go their separate way. Who's on this bus? It's
a public bus in the city of Chicago. Season they
got on a bus. Who's they again? The guy I'm
telling the story about and my father? Okay, they would
have made more sense about Billy's in a Russia. Yeah,
he keeps interrupting, but I'm having trouble focusing. So after
giving this drunk guy on a bus stop his address
(13:58):
for a job application, Yeah, my father gets on the bus.
That guy gets on a bus. They go their separate way.
They never see each other. Again, they didn't get on
the same bus. About a month later, my father receives
a letter in the mail. It's a job application from
the CIA. I ain't that something? Now, you understand why
I'm telling you the story, right? That is not a clue. No,
do you not remember the video we just watched before
(14:19):
you went off on your thing about garage doors there?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh yeah, the big linebacker looking girl from Michigan. That's correct.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
My point is, I think anybody can work at the CIA,
as long as you're willing to do terrible things and
admit that you'll be a slave to the government that
teams about fair. So when you see the Democrats give
their rebuttal to Donald Trump with a CIA agent, I
ask you what average American looks at that? And they go, oh,
I trust this lady. Sure, that makes perfect sense. You
(14:47):
want to have a CIA agent tell you how to
fix this country. I got a feeling the CIA is
the reason we have most of these problems in the
first place. Yeah, if the CIA was so great and
they've been in charge of h and policy, influence stuff,
rigging elections for such a long why is everything so bad?
I don't know. Also, Wow, we got to take tips
(15:09):
from a woman with that haircut, probably not not a
good idea. She got the same haircut as Emo Phillips.
It's just a weird look, you know, very weird looking him. Yeah,
really did. Yeah, he was a more handsome We're just
picking on her because she's, you know, a Democrat. Yeah,
a woman. I had something from Michigan. I had someone
(15:31):
yesterday tell me the only reason why I was trying
to expose that corrupt congressional candidate who tried to get
this radio show canceled is because I hate women. And
I said, you don't think it has anything to do
with the fact that she's trying to get my radio show.
Our radio show canceled, you know my job. It's like, no,
it's because you hate women because you wanted to sleep
with her. This is your way of trying to get attention.
(15:53):
I cannot describe to you how much I want to
vomit right now after you say, have you seen the
photos of the woman?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, well I've seen four or five different pictures that
she looks different than never one.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
She looks like John Candy in address today. Yeah, I
don't mean in the eighties or what I mean in
twenty twenty five, what John Candy would look like right now.
I think he'd be more sexually appealing than her. Okay,
I since that that's not something you're interested in. No, No,
you've made your point. I believe you. Thank you. I
(16:24):
feel better now, good. Okay. So the Danish Prime Minister
says that peace in Ukraine would be more dangerous than
a war. For who her? I guess I don't know
where is she? Well, she's Danish, you know she's at
the bakery. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, she's at Daneland. You know,
(16:45):
as you know that's Denmark. Is the short end Danish danelnd. Yeah.
Oh that was a good one.
Speaker 7 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm gonna go there for spring break. Showing no good
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