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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thought of that happened earlier, and it just you know,
I remembered it and it made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
CIA agents we've been talking about, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, I was thinking of something else.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why do why? Why why do we call CIA agents spooks?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Come on in, Hey, what what are y'all doing? We're
talking about CIA agents. They refer to them as spooks
because they ran down the holds that get in there,
Get in there real quick. What's going on? I just
wondered why we call CIA agents spooks? Where did that
come from? Yeah? I didn't know what did Yeah, No,
that's a thing. It's been around for a long time,
did you It says here, according to they sneak around right, Yeah,
(00:40):
that's a grock size ghosts there. They act like ghosts.
They might spook, might appear to disappear unexpectedly. Spies operate
in the shadows. And uh, Larry's on hold. He's from
south of eighty six six. I love w J Larry.
Where where did you work for the CIA? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I did network for the CIA. But good morning radio guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you did wank you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a good point. That's exactly what a CIA you
would say.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Thank you morning, Larry.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Thanks Hi for your real name. Yeah, exactly, wink wink.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Still as a contract that worked in Afghanistan, and I
worked at the embassy's and Cobble, which no longer exists,
probably also worked in bag at the mbassy in Iraq.
I did intelligence. I worked for three letter agencies. And
one thing that was consistent. It wasn't the information, Sharon,
or the productivity of the CIA. The only thing consistent
(01:32):
in both countries is on a Friday night, around midnight,
a bus would pull up unload a several female CIA
agents I assume, and uh they would do walk a
shame pretty consistently Saturday morning before the rooster crude. And
that was in two countries. And how how do I
know with the CIA, Well, they drove their signature white
(01:54):
Mercedes bus.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Wait a second, is this guy saying female CIA agent
sir are salacious? Is that what you're telling us, Larry,
I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I would like to say they were very consistent with
their after hours activities, but in house, I'm not impressed.
When I see Jason Bourne and these silly movies, I
just nicker.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, what about Lionis? Did you see Lioness? Said
Taylor Sheridan show. Any thoughts on that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Hmm, no comment, okay, okay, it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Doesn't sound like you saw it. You saw that's okay, No,
that's all right. So what part of the military were you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
In, Larry, Well, I think my tour of duty after
nine to eleven, but I also did contracted for about
five years.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, I mean Army Marine?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were you?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I was an Army I was. I was at Fort Bragg,
which is thankfully coming back to its original name.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, I like that too. And so what about the
ladies of the army? Were they more interesting than the
ladies of the CIA?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Absolutely? In my time at service, I was. I served
with some pretty brave women overseas during the second Way
with the invasion, humum really did hold their own. I
was very impressed in the gunner's mount, which anybody could
be in the gunner's mount. It's still it takes a
certain line of bravery to get up in air and
be very much exposed.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Isn't that weird how he thinks? I'm asking if they
were good at their job? What, Larry, have you ever
heard this show before?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've been an abbo whisper.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, yeah, clearly all right, appreciate you, brother, Larry. We're
grateful for your service and we're sorry. I had a
disappointing night with the CIA. Remember the Alamos? To tell
him that before you hang up?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He hung up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Did he? Larry?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Larry? Did you remember the Alamo?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But remember it now? I like Larry. He seems like
a cool guy. I hope Larry is uh. I hope
he's safe out there wherever. You think if you get
on the radio and you insult female CIA agents and
then you hang up, could there be repercussions for that? No,
not a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You don't think Larry's in.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Any danger at all.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I would hate to think we endangered his life with
that phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Anybody's ever go here from Olayer?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh No, I hate think that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Seem like a cool guy, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right. So there's a new job opportunity in Scotland,
and Billy ed this is perfect for you, except for
the fact that you will have to get a passport.
But I got to go to Scotland. They're looking for
a full time person to hunt for Bigfoot lockness monster.
Oh well, Scotland Bigfoot, it's the Bigfoot of Scotland. One
(04:28):
bigfoot supposed to be a California thing. I don't really
know where he's supposed to be. Well, he can roll
them around, you know, but can he get over an ocean?
I doubt it. What about choop of Cabra. That's more
local Detexas, right, yeah, all right, so they crossed that border. Yeah,
Locknees's monster be the Choopacabra of Scotland. And they say
they were trying to hut. They got those cute cows
(04:49):
in Scotland. Have you seen those cute little cows with
all the hair? They got bangs that and they call
him cow's like k E W S. Dude, what is
he talking about? Cows? They have? They cute little cows
in Scotland. You've never seen them? And they have bangs?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, I know I've never I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I find you some pictures. I just gotta hold your hand,
walk you through this life. I just feel like if
Billy had had told me this, it would have been
easier to believe. But you tell me that there's not
like regular cows, like cows, you you know, you just
have out out in the field the kind of preset
looking little cows. So when you say they have bangs.
I imagine like the lead singer of the Cure or
(05:31):
something like they're like in an emo band or something.
Yeah huh yeah, all right. Well, anyway, they're looking for
the Lockness Monster and they want to hire somebody. The
question is, Billy, do you have what it takes to
hunt for the Lockness monster. It's a government job, you know,
pension that sort of thing. Sure, he's give me a
photo of the cows with the bag. Oh wow, Oh yeah,
those do look funny. Do they have bangs?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a cow to me.
That looks like an ox or something.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's a cow.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, well I believe you. It's a Scottish cow. He
does have bangs.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah yeah, all right, So Billy ed, can you imagine
what that job would be like or what kind of
reality show it would be if you were hunting lockness
monsters on lights? It'd probably take like a weekend and
that'd be done. So it wouldn't be that long of
a show, would it. You are pretty good at fishing
then hunting, and it's a sea creature. Yeah, I mean,
how hard could it be? You know, I'll take you
right now. We now take you to Scotland and an
(06:21):
update on the Lockness Monster Full time Nessy Hunter.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Day four hundred and twenty six. Nope, nope, still nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Your update on the Lochness Monster full time Nessy Hunter.
No Nessy is they got no Nessy today? The thing
that I always thought was in I mean, in modern
day times, the Lockness Monster, isn't it supposed to be
in a lake or something.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We know what's in there. Yeah, so there's no need
to look for it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I mean, you got radar and satellite and sonar and
you know it's not there right. Well. He kind of
spoiling the hood, ain't you. I'm just giving you a
grasp a reality. I mean, don't get mad at me.
On National Dentist Day, of all days, they'll do it. No,
forget the Alamo, remember the dentists. Is that you're playing?
What do you make of that National Dentist Day, a
(07:17):
National Oreo Day or the same exact day. That's interesting. Yeah,
I remember as a young man, I was at the
dentist office. Once a mom walks in. We're in the
waiting room, me and my mom, and she gets and
she says, I want to talk to the dentist, and
the dentist comes out. And this isn't like the setup
to a joke. This is actually a true story. She said,
there's something wrong with my child's teeth, and you just
(07:37):
cleaned them. He's like, all right, well, come back here,
I'll look again. He had oreos all over his mouth.
He said he was just eating oreos. Ma'am, that's not
the teeth are clean. I don't know what you're mad about.
If you got a really hot little teeth cleaner lady,
you eat oreos before you go in, she'll spend extra
time on you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oral hygenesis. Is that what they're called.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I've never had. Isn't that dental hyghgenesisity at the doctors
at the Yeah, that's what it's called. Right, teeth cleaner
alert lady, the one that's not a dentist. She's just
there to And then she always asked you like, do
you want fluoride? I'm like, do I want to be
a gay frog? Are you kidding? Yeah? No? I just
sit here and just keep enjoying your cleavage about that?
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Tell me what this is a recording of?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Was that the Beatles played backwards? No? No, no, This isn't
a recording that a scientist down near the Rio Grand
Valley centers space alien Obviously, No, he claims that's a
recording of an actual choop ofcabra. That's how it got
the name. It sounds like they're saying, chewp of cabra.
Let me hear to you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh, hang on a second here, let me let me
reload the fight. I didn't think you'd want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
A third. Ye ain't no animal.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't think that's a real chub ofcabra?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I don't think it is. Come on, why would
the guy that makes a living telling people to click
on YouTube video lie about having a recording of a
chup of cabra? Trust me, I've heard you of cobras
in the wild before, and that's not what they sounded like.
I've seen them before on the internet. They look like
demon rats. Yeah, that's got a good way to explain it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Sure, but that you know, Remember Texas ain't far from Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'd rather have them than them damn hogs and tear
up your property in Louisiana. They can make food out
of anything, so I always wonder. I mean, if you
guys can eat nutria and figure out how to make
a gumbo stew out of that. How about super cabre?
Would you eat it? Soup a cubre? I want to
eat as many exotic meats as I can before I
die in it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I am straight if chup of Cobra's on that last day.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh you gotta have that. Wolton and Johnson Radio Network
have a question, have a question over your Yeah, you
and the rear and you're poking up in the back area.
If I don'd you something happened to an eighties rocker?
Who would you immediately think of?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sammy Hagar or Billie Idol?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sure that, yeah, thats what I thought of. Okay, No,
neither one of those guys are involved in this story.
There's a story out today, and as we've talked about before,
people are are kind of misleading with their headlines, the
Internet and the way news works today. Click click Eighties
rockers fiance plunges from cruise ship after heated argument. What
(10:29):
eighties rocker would have been on a cruise ship? Eighties rocker? Wow? Yeah,
it turns out that eighties rocker was. I don't even
know if I'm saying this right. Tame Down. What band
the frontman for Faster Pussycat. Oh, I guess I get
who that is. It's an eighties rock band. I'm not
(10:50):
familiar with the Faster peak Cat. Anyway, they were playing.
It was an eighties themed cruise ship and they're a
cruise band. But eighties rocker would make you think it's
gonna be some famous rocker and it isn't. But it
is still an interesting story because Kimberly Birch is I
(11:13):
think the lead singer of her boyfriend's band, huh. And
they got into an argument on the cruise ship. Says
heated argument and then she either fell or jumped I
think there might be a third option, or pushed off
of the ship. And they did the search and rescue.
(11:37):
They turned the ship around, they went back and did
all the things that they're supposed to do, and they
didn't find her. And I guess it's been like three
days now, so showbiz, the band is still on the
ship and they're supposed to fulfill their contract so without her, No,
the band said they were just gonna like play, you'll
(12:01):
cover songs and stuff. Wow, Yeah, that sounds like it's
gonna really suck. There she got No, she's fifty six,
he's sixty. Other acts on the boat include Squeeze, Atamant, Tiffany,
and Minute Work. I mean, I know all those bands,
but mostly one hit Wonders. The band Faster Pussycat was
(12:25):
most famous for the song.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
House of Pain. I don't remember this, do you remember it?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The music video starts with a little.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Kid and he he plays baseball or something. I don't
remember this at all. Wow, that's gotta suck because i
know all this stuff in this genre and I've never
heard this before to not get played at all on
classic rock radio stations. Or I'm gonna climb out on
(12:58):
a limb here and guess they were the cheapest band
book right at the bottom because Tiffany, you know, even
adamand not really fit. What was his song Goodie two Shoes.
I mean, at least that's something you know. I'm aware
of it. That that's the I remember that song. That's
about the time Walton Johnson Show was just getting slapped together. Uh.
That that's the one where every time the drummer plays
(13:20):
the full song in concert, he has to be hospitalized.
It's just like, for like four minutes, it's just too much.
It's too much for a human being to deal with. Okay,
so hypothetical, you're the cruise director. You're in charge of
a cruise featuring Men at Work, adamand Tiffany and Faster
(13:42):
pussy Cat. Okay, let's go ahead, And before I even
ask this question, let's take the last band off the list, right,
because it's not gonna matter. You don't even know one
of their songs. With the other three acts, who's the headliner?
M yeah, Tiffany. I'm gonna say not Adamant, which breaks
it down to Men at Work, Tiffany and Tiffany. Well,
she has she's got the Biggins, she got that set
on her man. She had a rack back in the day. Yeah,
(14:03):
well that's true. It's been a while, so Men at
Work had down under and who can it be? Now
that's two hits? How many hits did Tiffany have? The
big two hits? I said it hit Billy, I said
biggest tips sh had I Think We're Alone Now, which
was a cover. So Men at Work as the headliner
looks name another Tiffany song. Maybe the coast Guard is
(14:24):
the big headliner. They're doing the search and rescue or
they were. I think they called it. Don't you love
the way cruise ships work. They talk about the fact that, oh,
they deployed the floodlights, they illuminated the surrounding area, they
did everything they could. They eventually had to say, well,
we didn't didn't find her anywhere. But after they arrived
in Nassau in the Bahamas, they were only a few
(14:44):
hours behind schedule. No excursions had to be canceled. Huh,
We'll still be having midnight sushi on the lido deck, everybody.
That's what's important on the cruise ship. Well, I mean, okay,
so you're on the Crewe. Nobody knew Faster pussy Cat.
That's not why you're there. Someone had to be the opener.
You know. The saddest part about this, that's the fact
(15:07):
that the woman's probably did Okay. The second saddest thing
is this is the most publicity they've probably ever had
in their life.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So do you think a morning do you think a
nationally syndicated morning radio show has ever spent five minutes
talking about Faster pussy Cat?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Even then?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And now why are we Well, I know I brought
it up.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, because someone died, usually because.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Of the trickery they use in headlines these days. I
was expecting a big name. You were looking for David
Lee Roth or something like that pretty much, and you
got Faster pussy Cat.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm gonna climb out on a linear.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Probably not the first time in eighties rock enthusiast has
been disappointed with Faster pussy Cat. Anyway, you know, we
wish no harm on this woman, but I can't do
anything about it now. And I didn't even know she
existed until a couple seconds ago, so now she doesn't
and I and we played a little bit of their songs.
So how does that work? Do they get some royal
t for that? Or oh yeah, it'd probably make them
six seven cents. Yeah, well, you know, better than nothing.
(16:04):
I guess it abs up after a while. Absolutely. Videos
of frozen chicken nuggets from Walmart's Great Value brand are
trending on social media today because somebody opened the bag
and they found inside nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They were empty, There was no chicken. It was just breading.
Oh sounds like a mistake at the assembly line there.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I could probably charge more for that. I know some
people that would just buy love just the breading. I
actually like the breading writing's good, especially if you have gravy.
Huh yeah, I want some deep fried breading and then
some gravy pepper gravy'd be good. And uh, you got
yourself and I just a little get together there. Deep
Fried butter is basically just breaded butters drop. They do
(16:44):
that at the rodeo down the street right now. They
do all right, So this mom and Jacksonville posted the
video opening up the bags. There's not any chicken in anything.
And then this guy had the same experience. Here's him, Well, Mark, Yeah,
did wrong? Look at this? Look at if you gotta
put the meat in the nuts? Wildmart, don't meet him.
Counter Day's Walmart. Counter day. You've had to be nuggets.
(17:08):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here and guess
like he's going to go down there and somebody's going
to pay. Dude, it's Walmart. You think they're not going
to give you your money back? They don't care. The
person that's you're gonna meet in the customer service departments like, yeah, whatever,
here's your money, Hey, yeah, yeah, enjoy here's a coupon
for free. You know this and that? Did you know
if you go to Randalls and you get vaccinated, they
(17:28):
give you ten percent off on your groceries. I did
not know that. Yeah, there was a person in line
me I was buying. I was at the regular grocery store.
There's two grocery stores in this neighborhood, Randalls and the
fancy one, right, yeah, Whole Foods. And so I'm at
the Randalls because I wanted normal people stuff. I'm waiting
in line, and the guy in front of me as
a coupon and he takes out the coupon and he's
it's supposed to be ten percent off all your groceries. Okay,
(17:50):
but it max is out at twenty bucks, and he
had like three hundred buck because you know it's twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Sure groceries are expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That's what I heard. So this guy gets really mad
and he said something I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I've never heard anybody say that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He goes, what, I only get twenty dollars off it,
but it's supposed to be, you know, thirty, I spent
three hundred. She says, No, I'm sorry, this is max
is out of twenty dollars. He says, that means I
got vaccinated for nothing. Yeah, stupid vaccine. Wait, you just
got vaccinated for thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You could have clip coupons and got that. Do you
even know what they injected you with?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you even know? No?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks, That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's about right? Poor plus is hard beautiful? Yeah? Male? Anyway, Well,
and then imagine how mad he was when he got
home and found out those chicken nuggets were just breading.
Good thing is the vaccine's probably missing with a system already.
He'll lose his memory in a couple of days. No,
you even know what happened?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh sure, yeah, I mean no doubt in my mind.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, any can't smell or taste anything anymore thanks to
the vaccine. So you know, he's got that going for him.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So he's got that going for him.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh that's a sweet gift. I remember we were gonna
play a segment SoundBite, this segment that we teased in
the last segment from Danish.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, do you remember, Davis?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't remember nothing. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederickson said
peace in Ukraine is more dangerous than the ongoing war.
But considering all the stupid things we just listened to,
you do you really need us to make this radio show?
Even Dummer, did he say what you said?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's a guy?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Mette Fredericks, He did he say what you said? He
just said. He just said what he said, right, So
I don't need to hear him say it. I heard
you say it. I'm sorry, I'm not being clear. It's
not a guy. Mede is a woman's name, Billy Meta. No,
that's the company that Mark zuckerbergones, and that's a guy.
Oh yeah, I mean I think I never gave him
an anatomical check.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
But we're supposed to believe that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore. That
if the war ends, it would make everyone less safe.
According to the Prime Minister of whatever country, the Danish
people is showing no good Walton M. Johnson
Thought of that happened earlier, and it just you know,
I remembered it and it made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
CIA agents we've been talking about, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, I was thinking of something else.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Why do why? Why why do we call CIA agents spooks?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Come on in, Hey, what what are y'all doing? We're
talking about CIA agents. They refer to them as spooks
because they ran down the holds that get in there,
Get in there real quick. What's going on? I just
wondered why we call CIA agents spooks? Where did that
come from? Yeah? I didn't know what did Yeah, No,
that's a thing. It's been around for a long time,
did you It says here, according to they sneak around right, Yeah,
(00:40):
that's a grock size ghosts there. They act like ghosts.
They might spook, might appear to disappear unexpectedly. Spies operate
in the shadows. And uh, Larry's on hold. He's from
south of eighty six six. I love w J Larry.
Where where did you work for the CIA? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I did network for the CIA. But good morning radio guys.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you did wank you.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's a good point. That's exactly what a CIA you
would say.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Thank you morning, Larry.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Thanks Hi for your real name. Yeah, exactly, wink wink.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Still as a contract that worked in Afghanistan, and I
worked at the embassy's and Cobble, which no longer exists,
probably also worked in bag at the mbassy in Iraq.
I did intelligence. I worked for three letter agencies. And
one thing that was consistent. It wasn't the information, Sharon,
or the productivity of the CIA. The only thing consistent
(01:32):
in both countries is on a Friday night, around midnight,
a bus would pull up unload a several female CIA
agents I assume, and uh they would do walk a
shame pretty consistently Saturday morning before the rooster crude. And
that was in two countries. And how how do I
know with the CIA, Well, they drove their signature white
(01:54):
Mercedes bus.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Wait a second, is this guy saying female CIA agent
sir are salacious? Is that what you're telling us, Larry,
I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I would like to say they were very consistent with
their after hours activities, but in house, I'm not impressed.
When I see Jason Bourne and these silly movies, I
just nicker.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right, what about Lionis? Did you see Lioness? Said
Taylor Sheridan show. Any thoughts on that?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Hmm, no comment, okay, okay, it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Doesn't sound like you saw it. You saw that's okay, No,
that's all right. So what part of the military were you.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
In, Larry, Well, I think my tour of duty after
nine to eleven, but I also did contracted for about
five years.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, I mean Army Marine?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were you?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I was an Army I was. I was at Fort Bragg,
which is thankfully coming back to its original name.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, I like that too. And so what about the
ladies of the army? Were they more interesting than the
ladies of the CIA?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Absolutely? In my time at service, I was. I served
with some pretty brave women overseas during the second Way
with the invasion, humum really did hold their own. I
was very impressed in the gunner's mount, which anybody could
be in the gunner's mount. It's still it takes a
certain line of bravery to get up in air and
be very much exposed.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Isn't that weird how he thinks? I'm asking if they
were good at their job? What, Larry, have you ever
heard this show before?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've been an abbo whisper.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, yeah, clearly all right, appreciate you, brother, Larry. We're
grateful for your service and we're sorry. I had a
disappointing night with the CIA. Remember the Alamos? To tell
him that before you hang up?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He hung up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Did he? Larry?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Larry? Did you remember the Alamo?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
But remember it now? I like Larry. He seems like
a cool guy. I hope Larry is uh. I hope
he's safe out there wherever. You think if you get
on the radio and you insult female CIA agents and
then you hang up, could there be repercussions for that? No,
not a bit.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You don't think Larry's in.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Any danger at all.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I would hate to think we endangered his life with
that phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Anybody's ever go here from Olayer?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh No, I hate think that.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Seem like a cool guy, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right. So there's a new job opportunity in Scotland,
and Billy ed this is perfect for you, except for
the fact that you will have to get a passport.
But I got to go to Scotland. They're looking for
a full time person to hunt for Bigfoot lockness monster.
Oh well, Scotland Bigfoot, it's the Bigfoot of Scotland. One
(04:28):
bigfoot supposed to be a California thing. I don't really
know where he's supposed to be. Well, he can roll
them around, you know, but can he get over an ocean?
I doubt it. What about choop of Cabra. That's more
local Detexas, right, yeah, all right, so they crossed that border. Yeah,
Locknees's monster be the Choopacabra of Scotland. And they say
they were trying to hut. They got those cute cows
(04:49):
in Scotland. Have you seen those cute little cows with
all the hair? They got bangs that and they call
him cow's like k E W S. Dude, what is
he talking about? Cows? They have? They cute little cows
in Scotland. You've never seen them? And they have bangs?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, I know I've never I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I find you some pictures. I just gotta hold your hand,
walk you through this life. I just feel like if
Billy had had told me this, it would have been
easier to believe. But you tell me that there's not
like regular cows, like cows, you you know, you just
have out out in the field the kind of preset
looking little cows. So when you say they have bangs.
I imagine like the lead singer of the Cure or
(05:31):
something like they're like in an emo band or something.
Yeah huh yeah, all right. Well, anyway, they're looking for
the Lockness Monster and they want to hire somebody. The
question is, Billy, do you have what it takes to
hunt for the Lockness monster. It's a government job, you know,
pension that sort of thing. Sure, he's give me a
photo of the cows with the bag. Oh wow, Oh yeah,
those do look funny. Do they have bangs?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a cow to me.
That looks like an ox or something.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's a cow.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Okay, well I believe you. It's a Scottish cow. He
does have bangs.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah yeah, all right, So Billy ed, can you imagine
what that job would be like or what kind of
reality show it would be if you were hunting lockness
monsters on lights? It'd probably take like a weekend and
that'd be done. So it wouldn't be that long of
a show, would it. You are pretty good at fishing
then hunting, and it's a sea creature. Yeah, I mean,
how hard could it be? You know, I'll take you
right now. We now take you to Scotland and an
(06:21):
update on the Lockness Monster Full time Nessy Hunter.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Day four hundred and twenty six. Nope, nope, still nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Your update on the Lochness Monster full time Nessy Hunter.
No Nessy is they got no Nessy today? The thing
that I always thought was in I mean, in modern
day times, the Lockness Monster, isn't it supposed to be
in a lake or something.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
We know what's in there. Yeah, so there's no need
to look for it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I mean, you got radar and satellite and sonar and
you know it's not there right. Well. He kind of
spoiling the hood, ain't you. I'm just giving you a
grasp a reality. I mean, don't get mad at me.
On National Dentist Day, of all days, they'll do it. No,
forget the Alamo, remember the dentists. Is that you're playing?
What do you make of that National Dentist Day, a
(07:17):
National Oreo Day or the same exact day. That's interesting. Yeah,
I remember as a young man, I was at the
dentist office. Once a mom walks in. We're in the
waiting room, me and my mom, and she gets and
she says, I want to talk to the dentist, and
the dentist comes out. And this isn't like the setup
to a joke. This is actually a true story. She said,
there's something wrong with my child's teeth, and you just
(07:37):
cleaned them. He's like, all right, well, come back here,
I'll look again. He had oreos all over his mouth.
He said he was just eating oreos. Ma'am, that's not
the teeth are clean. I don't know what you're mad about.
If you got a really hot little teeth cleaner lady,
you eat oreos before you go in, she'll spend extra
time on you.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oral hygenesis. Is that what they're called.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I've never had. Isn't that dental hyghgenesisity at the doctors
at the Yeah, that's what it's called. Right, teeth cleaner
alert lady, the one that's not a dentist. She's just
there to And then she always asked you like, do
you want fluoride? I'm like, do I want to be
a gay frog? Are you kidding? Yeah? No? I just
sit here and just keep enjoying your cleavage about that?
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Tell me what this is a recording of?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Was that the Beatles played backwards? No? No, no, This isn't
a recording that a scientist down near the Rio Grand
Valley centers space alien Obviously, No, he claims that's a
recording of an actual choop ofcabra. That's how it got
the name. It sounds like they're saying, chewp of cabra.
Let me hear to you.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh, hang on a second here, let me let me
reload the fight. I didn't think you'd want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
A third. Ye ain't no animal.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't think that's a real chub ofcabra?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I don't think it is. Come on, why would
the guy that makes a living telling people to click
on YouTube video lie about having a recording of a
chup of cabra? Trust me, I've heard you of cobras
in the wild before, and that's not what they sounded like.
I've seen them before on the internet. They look like
demon rats. Yeah, that's got a good way to explain it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Sure, but that you know, Remember Texas ain't far from Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'd rather have them than them damn hogs and tear
up your property in Louisiana. They can make food out
of anything, so I always wonder. I mean, if you
guys can eat nutria and figure out how to make
a gumbo stew out of that. How about super cabre?
Would you eat it? Soup a cubre? I want to
eat as many exotic meats as I can before I
die in it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I am straight if chup of Cobra's on that last day.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh you gotta have that. Wolton and Johnson Radio Network
have a question, have a question over your Yeah, you
and the rear and you're poking up in the back area.
If I don'd you something happened to an eighties rocker?
Who would you immediately think of?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Sammy Hagar or Billie Idol?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Sure that, yeah, thats what I thought of. Okay, No,
neither one of those guys are involved in this story.
There's a story out today, and as we've talked about before,
people are are kind of misleading with their headlines, the
Internet and the way news works today. Click click Eighties
rockers fiance plunges from cruise ship after heated argument. What
(10:29):
eighties rocker would have been on a cruise ship? Eighties rocker? Wow? Yeah,
it turns out that eighties rocker was. I don't even
know if I'm saying this right. Tame Down. What band
the frontman for Faster Pussycat. Oh, I guess I get
who that is. It's an eighties rock band. I'm not
(10:50):
familiar with the Faster peak Cat. Anyway, they were playing.
It was an eighties themed cruise ship and they're a
cruise band. But eighties rocker would make you think it's
gonna be some famous rocker and it isn't. But it
is still an interesting story because Kimberly Birch is I
(11:13):
think the lead singer of her boyfriend's band, huh. And
they got into an argument on the cruise ship. Says
heated argument and then she either fell or jumped I
think there might be a third option, or pushed off
of the ship. And they did the search and rescue.
(11:37):
They turned the ship around, they went back and did
all the things that they're supposed to do, and they
didn't find her. And I guess it's been like three
days now, so showbiz, the band is still on the
ship and they're supposed to fulfill their contract so without her, No,
the band said they were just gonna like play, you'll
(12:01):
cover songs and stuff. Wow, Yeah, that sounds like it's
gonna really suck. There she got No, she's fifty six,
he's sixty. Other acts on the boat include Squeeze, Atamant, Tiffany,
and Minute Work. I mean, I know all those bands,
but mostly one hit Wonders. The band Faster Pussycat was
(12:25):
most famous for the song.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
House of Pain. I don't remember this, do you remember it?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
The music video starts with a little.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Kid and he he plays baseball or something. I don't
remember this at all. Wow, that's gotta suck because i
know all this stuff in this genre and I've never
heard this before to not get played at all on
classic rock radio stations. Or I'm gonna climb out on
(12:58):
a limb here and guess they were the cheapest band
book right at the bottom because Tiffany, you know, even
adamand not really fit. What was his song Goodie two Shoes.
I mean, at least that's something you know. I'm aware
of it. That that's the I remember that song. That's
about the time Walton Johnson Show was just getting slapped together. Uh.
That that's the one where every time the drummer plays
(13:20):
the full song in concert, he has to be hospitalized.
It's just like, for like four minutes, it's just too much.
It's too much for a human being to deal with. Okay,
so hypothetical, you're the cruise director. You're in charge of
a cruise featuring Men at Work, adamand Tiffany and Faster
(13:42):
pussy Cat. Okay, let's go ahead, And before I even
ask this question, let's take the last band off the list, right,
because it's not gonna matter. You don't even know one
of their songs. With the other three acts, who's the headliner?
M yeah, Tiffany. I'm gonna say not Adamant, which breaks
it down to Men at Work, Tiffany and Tiffany. Well,
she has she's got the Biggins, she got that set
on her man. She had a rack back in the day. Yeah,
(14:03):
well that's true. It's been a while, so Men at
Work had down under and who can it be? Now
that's two hits? How many hits did Tiffany have? The
big two hits? I said it hit Billy, I said
biggest tips sh had I Think We're Alone Now, which
was a cover. So Men at Work as the headliner
looks name another Tiffany song. Maybe the coast Guard is
(14:24):
the big headliner. They're doing the search and rescue or
they were. I think they called it. Don't you love
the way cruise ships work. They talk about the fact that, oh,
they deployed the floodlights, they illuminated the surrounding area, they
did everything they could. They eventually had to say, well,
we didn't didn't find her anywhere. But after they arrived
in Nassau in the Bahamas, they were only a few
(14:44):
hours behind schedule. No excursions had to be canceled. Huh,
We'll still be having midnight sushi on the lido deck, everybody.
That's what's important on the cruise ship. Well, I mean, okay,
so you're on the Crewe. Nobody knew Faster pussy Cat.
That's not why you're there. Someone had to be the opener.
You know. The saddest part about this, that's the fact
(15:07):
that the woman's probably did Okay. The second saddest thing
is this is the most publicity they've probably ever had
in their life.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
So do you think a morning do you think a
nationally syndicated morning radio show has ever spent five minutes
talking about Faster pussy Cat?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Even then?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And now why are we Well, I know I brought
it up.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, because someone died, usually because.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Of the trickery they use in headlines these days. I
was expecting a big name. You were looking for David
Lee Roth or something like that pretty much, and you
got Faster pussy Cat.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm gonna climb out on a linear.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Probably not the first time in eighties rock enthusiast has
been disappointed with Faster pussy Cat. Anyway, you know, we
wish no harm on this woman, but I can't do
anything about it now. And I didn't even know she
existed until a couple seconds ago, so now she doesn't
and I and we played a little bit of their songs.
So how does that work? Do they get some royal
t for that? Or oh yeah, it'd probably make them
six seven cents. Yeah, well, you know, better than nothing.
(16:04):
I guess it abs up after a while. Absolutely. Videos
of frozen chicken nuggets from Walmart's Great Value brand are
trending on social media today because somebody opened the bag
and they found inside nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
They were empty, There was no chicken. It was just breading.
Oh sounds like a mistake at the assembly line there.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I could probably charge more for that. I know some
people that would just buy love just the breading. I
actually like the breading writing's good, especially if you have gravy.
Huh yeah, I want some deep fried breading and then
some gravy pepper gravy'd be good. And uh, you got
yourself and I just a little get together there. Deep
Fried butter is basically just breaded butters drop. They do
(16:44):
that at the rodeo down the street right now. They
do all right, So this mom and Jacksonville posted the
video opening up the bags. There's not any chicken in anything.
And then this guy had the same experience. Here's him, Well, Mark, Yeah,
did wrong? Look at this? Look at if you gotta
put the meat in the nuts? Wildmart, don't meet him.
Counter Day's Walmart. Counter day. You've had to be nuggets.
(17:08):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here and guess
like he's going to go down there and somebody's going
to pay. Dude, it's Walmart. You think they're not going
to give you your money back? They don't care. The
person that's you're gonna meet in the customer service departments like, yeah, whatever,
here's your money, Hey, yeah, yeah, enjoy here's a coupon
for free. You know this and that? Did you know
if you go to Randalls and you get vaccinated, they
(17:28):
give you ten percent off on your groceries. I did
not know that. Yeah, there was a person in line
me I was buying. I was at the regular grocery store.
There's two grocery stores in this neighborhood, Randalls and the
fancy one, right, yeah, Whole Foods. And so I'm at
the Randalls because I wanted normal people stuff. I'm waiting
in line, and the guy in front of me as
a coupon and he takes out the coupon and he's
it's supposed to be ten percent off all your groceries. Okay,
(17:50):
but it max is out at twenty bucks, and he
had like three hundred buck because you know it's twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Sure groceries are expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
That's what I heard. So this guy gets really mad
and he said something I'll never forget.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I've never heard anybody say that.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
He goes, what, I only get twenty dollars off it,
but it's supposed to be, you know, thirty, I spent
three hundred. She says, No, I'm sorry, this is max
is out of twenty dollars. He says, that means I
got vaccinated for nothing. Yeah, stupid vaccine. Wait, you just
got vaccinated for thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You could have clip coupons and got that. Do you
even know what they injected you with?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you even know? No?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks, That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's about right? Poor plus is hard beautiful? Yeah? Male? Anyway, Well,
and then imagine how mad he was when he got
home and found out those chicken nuggets were just breading.
Good thing is the vaccine's probably missing with a system already.
He'll lose his memory in a couple of days. No,
you even know what happened?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh sure, yeah, I mean no doubt in my mind.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, any can't smell or taste anything anymore thanks to
the vaccine. So you know, he's got that going for him.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So he's got that going for him.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh that's a sweet gift. I remember we were gonna
play a segment SoundBite, this segment that we teased in
the last segment from Danish.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, do you remember, Davis?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't remember nothing. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederickson said
peace in Ukraine is more dangerous than the ongoing war.
But considering all the stupid things we just listened to,
you do you really need us to make this radio show?
Even Dummer, did he say what you said?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's a guy?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Mette Fredericks, He did he say what you said? He
just said. He just said what he said, right, So
I don't need to hear him say it. I heard
you say it. I'm sorry, I'm not being clear. It's
not a guy. Mede is a woman's name, Billy Meta. No,
that's the company that Mark zuckerbergones, and that's a guy.
Oh yeah, I mean I think I never gave him
an anatomical check.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
But we're supposed to believe that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore. That
if the war ends, it would make everyone less safe.
According to the Prime Minister of whatever country, the Danish
people is showing no good Walton M. Johnson
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