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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Wealnon Johnson Show asks you to remember the Almo.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, no, no ala mo Oh. I thought Alamo Alamo.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh, I thought this was about this is about the
car rental company. I thought it was about the mumpet.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, it's about the Alamo, not a la mode.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Don't don't. Don't start thinking we're getting free ice cream.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
French ice cream, though, can happen.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
There's a report today in US Weekly is it US
or US Weekly US okay, and it says that people
are shaming Sydney Sweeney because they say she needs ozempic.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
What they think she's big now and she needs to
lose weight. I've seen pictures of this Sydney Sweeney gal.
She looks pretty well put together. Oh yeah, she is
a beautiful person. But I think if she got ozempic,
wouldn't that kind of hurt her brand? I mean, she'd
probably never get cast in anything ever. Again, what do
you mean her brand?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Her? She's got a.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Cast No, no, no, I mean I think people like
in the movies, people hire her because she has her
large assets. I think that's why she's you know, she's actress.
Yeah you didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
That still, she had big boobs. No Billy had cities
all some girls need, you know, they can just make
a living. I got big boobs. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I think that's what happened to Hooters is Hooters used
to make sense in the eighties and the nineties, but
then along came Instagram and TikTok and OnlyFans, and suddenly
you know, you're a pretty girl, and you want to
get paid just to be hot, like above average hot,
but not like amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You used to go to Hooters. Well you know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's like, all right, well you could just be that
on Instagram and post once or twice a day pictures
of yourself in a bikini, and you'll make an above average.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Amount of money. That's what I'm saying, because they can
monetize that.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And now she thinks she wants to act. Can she act?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I think she already does. Billy, She's shows.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, she was on White Lotus. That was a pretty
excuse me. I ain't seen every show that was ever
put up by Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You're right about it. We pick and choose what we like.
If she's in the Lonesome Dove remake, I bet you'd
know who she was.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
They're doing a remake a Lonesome Dove.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I thought you told us about I thought you said
that lean aren't they doing a remake?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The ain't gonna do no remake, no Lonesome Dove.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
A new adaptation of Lonesome Dove is in development, but
it's not yet known if it will be on movie
or TV. Yeah, you're the one that told us about
this billiod that like a bad idea.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They're developing it right now.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I only know about it because of you, and anyway,
it's not done yet, so they're still trying to figure
It's in early development according to what I'm reading here.
So yeah, happy Sidney Sweeney Day.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
We have a question from Ethan at the email, and
it's kind of important. He says, this only applies to Kenny.
I'm just getting into working out. I'm new to weight lifting. Sure,
I heard that you lift.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's true, I do.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So what exercises should I do to grow up muscle?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The easiest thing is bench pressing, But remember you got
to kind of like you gotta arch your back. You
gotta remember to push with your feet. That's important people
bench president. So you know, like nineteen ninety five, I
started anybody to do a binge president, No mo, I
lift every other day, and every time I left, I
start with a squat. Squatting is very important. You always
got a squat. And if you learn nothing else from
(03:17):
weight lifting weights, I think at the very least you're
going to learn that. Whatever you think your limitations are,
it's beyond that.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But the best way to build raw arm muscle is
just a bench press, good old fashioned. Look at these
there when you see when I whip these things out
at the dairy queen, people don't mess around with that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What the what? Muscles?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Does the bench press primarily focus on? You think? I
don't know? It's the bicep. That's so funny? What what
do you want to say? Trisap? It ain't? Why don't
you tell me? What is it? Why don't you tell me?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
The pectorialist major and minor plus also engages the anterior
door thigh of of the deltoid. Try set uh, and
and of course you as you get closer to the lockout,
you employed more of the tricep.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I told you the bicep exactly what I just saw.
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Speaker 2 (04:31):
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Speaker 3 (04:35):
Looked like the fans was pretty fired up in Mississippi
as they stormed the court after Old Miss beat up
on number four Tennessee in men's you know, collegiate backsketball.
So seventy eight, seventy six, the final Old Miss take
down number four.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
And sec rival Tennessee. We're talking about men's or women's basketball.
It's just me AND's okay, I'm afraid.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean, look, that's great and everything, but I think
we all agree women's basketball is that's the money basketball.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now, that's that's money baby. That's right. Did Angel Reese
attend the game or no? Brittany Griner, speaking of money.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Bosa has been released after nine years of spectacular play
for the San Diego and now Los Angeles, Georgia's Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So, Joey Bosa is available? Now you interested? All right?
I got one?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What's the most you would pay for a defensive end?
And is it one hundred and six point five million dollars?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
To seem a little much to me? You know, but
that's the way they do things in the NFL. And
I ain't never even heard his fool and now he
the highest paid non quarterback in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The Las Vegas Raiders still sounds weird we talk about
they signed Max Crosby to a one hundred and six
point five million dollar contract extension.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Nobody who Max crawls?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
He's a four time bowler, but he's also a defensive end,
so nobody could blame you for not knowing much about him.
Previously under contract through twenty twenty six. Does he played
with the Vegas Raiders? Oh yeah, okay, you know the
Las Vegas NFL team? Obvious, so sure, And he's here.
Keep reminding me. I'll remember one day. And this is
a three year deal. It guarantees him nine point ninety
one point five million, and then obviously you could get
(06:21):
an extra ten million or so there and bonuses if
he plays well and yeah, plays six.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Foot five and weighs two hundred and fifty five pound.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You know what else is interesting about him?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Very white? You know, I was noticing that UFL given
all that money to a white boy. Yeah, cracker, Philadelphia
Eagles linebacker actually whiter than average white. He's he's ginger white.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh yeah, ginger yeah, apps like the Red Raider.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The Philadelphia Eagles agreed to a three year contract ex
centsire with linebacker Zach Bond. The team announced yesterday, and
that that's a good thing. Yeah, that's a lot of
money for that'll be great for Philadelphia. Finally something good's
happening for Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And then Bengals Sam Hubbard retires from the NFL at
twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm gonna miss him.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah. Well, you know, now he's gonna have more time
to focus on his favorite thing that he enjoys doing,
which is playing Pokemon online.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, all right, you know kids his age. Yeah, football
these days it's a different breed, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
In the meantime, the Canadian Foreign Minister is giving rationale
for anthem booing. She's saying, well, we're insulted, she said,
we're mad at America. She says, this is not a
joke anymore. Well, it is kind of a joke when
you boo the national anthem at a pro wrestling event,
like that's not a serious venue for us to discuss
foreign policy. If that's where you think you can express
(07:42):
your outrage at.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Us, it's gonna have It's gonna make the difference, I think,
she said in my best Canadian accent.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'll read what she said said. Listen, eh, we've had
enough with du ready Rick no Canadians. Now we're having
fun with these And there's a reason why Canadians when
they go out on a hockey game are booing them amerrikins.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
E shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What if you get stuck doing that and people will
think you're actually Canadian at some point. Be careful with
that kind of stuff. Man, that that you could turn
that loose too. You might not be able to read
it back in.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I know it sounds bad, But on the other hand,
I heard if you talk like a Canadian you can
collect a disability check.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I would think so. I prayed for snow on her
wedding day. Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It was thirty two degrees and no snow on my
wedding day, but I had eight inches on my honeymoon.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Walton Johnson. Yeah, what do I know?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Insert joke about New Orleans here. Yeah, no, Donald too.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, No, it's well, it's a dangerous town, is all
that I mean by that. I was reading an article
and a question popped into my head. The article was
about Trump's speech, and he had, you know, State of
the Union style address where he was giving us an
update on his first six weeks or so in office,
and doing the speech, he was talking about the Democrats
(09:00):
on one half of the room. There's nothing I can
do to please these people.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
There's nothing I can do or say that would make
them a stand up or applaud or even smile.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
There's nothing. I mean, he's probably right about that.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, And he's right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, I mean we've gotten a.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Less and less civil in our politics over the last
twenty twenty five years or so. But then the other
question that comes up from that, Okay, forget about what
Trump could do to make the Democrats happy, what do
you think the Democrats on that side of the room.
What could they do to make their voters happy because
(09:40):
they didn't do it Tuesday night. You don't think hiring
a CIA agent to talk to America is going to work.
I don't think holding silly little paddles up with messages
on them really make their voters happy.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
They don't look effective.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I don't think walking out or causing a disturbance and
getting thrown out, which is so easy a caveman can
do it these days. Even I don't think that is
actually making the Democrat voter happy. That's hard to tell
because I don't like to put myself in the mind
of a Democrat voter these days, because the Liberals have
(10:16):
just become leftist lunatics now, and.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
To really get into character you'd have to do some
serious fentanyl.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, and I just don't feel like that's for me. Yeah,
I just judging from what I've seen.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And heard, I don't think the Democrats are happy with
the Democrats. They should stop worrying about what Trump's doing
and maybe come up with a plan.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Of their own.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But they don't have a plan.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Even their strategy of using AOC to distract us with
her huge naturals doesn't work because I mean her ass hats. Sorry,
I've been told to tone back the sexual conversation now
because we've got.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Anna Paulina Luna. Yo, we do.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yesterday there was a hearing with Anna Polina Luna and
Byron Donald's and a whole bunch of Democrat mayors asking hey,
where are you guys trying to protect danger legal immigrants?
They were sanctuary city mayors, right, yeah, So here's a
little of that from yesterday. Here's Annapoline a Luna with
a bunch of liberal lefty leaders on camera.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Don't believe that banning the transfer of individuals into ice
custody for the purpose of civil immigration enforcement encourages illegal
immigration into Chicago? Or how about agencies sorry one second,
or agents not being able to stop, arrest or detain
individuals based solely on their immigration status or administrative warrant.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So we comply with all laws, local, state, and federal.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
To me, after this line of questioning, it's very clear
that these policies that you have all implicated are active
and alive and well in your cities, are in direct
violation with US Title eight Code Subsection thirteen twenty four
and is a federal offense. But you all speak about
a broken immigration system, and yet here you guys are
(11:52):
aiding and abutting in that entire process. I want to
be very clear about something, and a betting open border policies,
which is something that you guys are talking about, hurts
people on both sides, meaning the people that are coming
here illegally and then American citizens as well. I do
not think you guys are bad people, but I think
that you are ideologically misled.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm might have disagree with her right on that last part.
I think that Brandon Johnson's a bad think there's some
bad people in there. You Yeah, I think at least
a couple of them are bad.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
But she also thinks that she should have an accent.
Don't you think shouldn't she have a little bit of
a Hispanic accent?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like if she just leaned into it once in a while,
like the way I think it'd be even hotter, Like
how Alec Baldwin's wife would pretend to be.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
How you say you come back? What is the English
word for this, ma'am? You grew up in a suburb
of Boston. Why do you talk like that?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
She is hilarious Byron Donald's was there too, a couple
of really good Florida Republicans Anna and.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Be city spend on illegal immigration? Do you have a
round number over.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
The last couple of years on all newcomers, whatever their
status was, It's around seventy nine million since twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Seventy nine million.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Mayor Johnson, Chicago, how much is the City of Chicago
spent on illegal immigration? If you refer into the twenty
twenty two up to twenty twenty four of the buses
coming from Texas, roughly the same percentage of the state
of Texas.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
About one percent of our overall budget.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Because we don't have the city's budget in front of
me numbers, it's one percent. And if you want the
actual calculation, we can make sure someone you're the mayor,
you don't have the math in front of you. One
percent of the overall budget over the last that's why
you were failing, which so.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
That's why you suck.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
He doesn't know the city's budget and he's the mayor.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Why you know why?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah you are, boy, you just really lit him up. Canny,
that's right. I just wonder he's never gonna recover from that.
Henry Rollins SoundBite. I just played take that. Oh yeah,
you lit him up, But no, you you lift the
audience up earlier because I is.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It because I forgot you mentioned Squeeze Squeeze was on
that cruise ship too, when we were talking about who's
the headliner. Yeah, no, I don't know what that means.
Squeeze hat one a hit I forgot about this time
to love.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The song Tempted by the Fruit of Another. I don't
know why. In my head, I always thought this was
a seventies song, but it was eighties.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Huh, I believe it was a.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It does sound like a song that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Christian Bale would listen to an American psycho while he
chopped somebody up on a big sheet of plastic.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Who's mad at me? In the email? What have I done?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So much?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Mad?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
As I've noticed a plethora of emails regarding your STU
comment as will because I called it gumbos, JJ says,
I wonder how many emails you guys are going to get?
And yeah, he's right, because Kenny called it gumbo stew.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
They're not mad that I said it was Almo Day.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
No, they just didn't like you call him gumbo. Stu
Jared said, Kenny, it's just gumbo, not gumbo stew Uh.
So for JJ who wondered how many we were gonna get?
Is one, two, three, four?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
About a dozen? Look, I don't know why you think
I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm reading it
right here. Yes, gumbo is considered considered a stew hard
are you flavorful dish, typically made with a rout space.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Why why is everybody laughing at me? Oh? Says it
right here?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's it's right and it looks like I'm just guessing
here looking at it. Celery onions, bell peppers and probably
some tomato. That's how I would do that. Well, yeah,
to make the routs, I mean, of course, yeah, exactly.
Why Why why is everybody looking at me like that?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
There's no help for some people, there's you just can't
do it, all right. This guy Scott Jennings on CNN
has a great idea. And the other thing you did Elmo.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Day Oh the Canadian thing, uh Ken says, And that's
another kN Kenny, Canadian. This isn't the kind of radio
show people do a bunch of silly accents and character
voices and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Chill out, with all that stuff. It was more of
a Minnesota accent. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I thought, you know, he's got a good point. But
I don't know how many of our listeners realize this.
This isn't even my real voice. I actually do a
voice on the radio. Yeah, he doesn't sound like it
when you meet him in person.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I am Tony many things. When you think of Kindada,
what's the one thing that comes to mind? Gayness? Walton
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