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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And keeps all slipping slipping.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Speaking of slipping, I understand we got the naked lady
news coming up the slip in and added them clothes.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
According to a TV broadcast I just watched from Phoenix
about an incident that took place in Houston.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
What did she say? The woman was woefully dressed? What
does that even mean? I'm not sure that's what I heard.
I don't know for sure. It was an odd choice
of words.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know. Oh, it's an airport. Well, yeah, kicked
ALV a plane. Kicked ALV a plane.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Here's some money, got kicked out a plane. It is
brought to you by this Morning Afosine and Afoschine, Fine Prada.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't think that's right.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
No, it doesn't sound no, No, I think it's practiced
by Swallfast.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh oh yeah, I had a different station in mind, Swallfast.
If you don't know, there is this really cool fishing
rodeo that they're doing in South Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Granile, Grand Louise.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
If you've never been a Grand Isle, you got It's
beautiful and it's coming up June.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Fourth to the seventh. This is a really good cause.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is for young men and women and gender neutrals
that want to go fishing. And some of these kids
have not been dealt the same hand of cards in
life that you and I have been.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So yeah, you know it's not always easy to just.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Go fishing when you're in a wheelchair, right, So that's
what this is all about, helping these kids.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Out, for the for the children who really, you know,
they need the help.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Now, besides the fact that it's for a really good cause,
it's also a really good time. It is called a
fishing rodeo for a reason. Failure Swollfest s w O
l l F e st dot com. Check out their
website and see. You know you're gonna want to go
to this twenty seventh annuals Swollfest Fishing.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Rodeo is gonna be huge. Are they gonna be naked
ladies there?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, it's family friendly. Not gonna be any naked ladies. No,
it won't be like a tarpet rodeo at all.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't even know you. You need to get down
there for one of them rodeos, can you? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We now take people with the biggest fanciest, nicest boats
always get the lady that seemed to come springing out
of their little swimsuits every now and now, and nothing will.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Redpill a young liberal woman like hanging out on a
boat all afternoon. Okay, So a Southwest flight was forced
to return to its gate.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
This happened at Hobby Airport. It was supposed to go
to Phoenix.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Everybody's sitting on board eating their peanut free snacks waiting
for the plane to take off.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Should be a fairly you know, interesting, I mean, you know,
save flight. I don't see a problem, what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Suddenly a woman decided suddenly clothing was not for her,
and so she ripped off her clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And bear on the plane.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, bear breaston all and decided she was going to
gyrate in front of the cabin filled with people.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Were their children on board? It will no not the children.
It went on for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
People sat there for about thirty minutes watching this woman
run up and down the aisles of the plane completely naked.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Nobody wanted to intervene. Huh. Finally the Houston Police Department arrived.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
They took the woman away for medical evaluations, and so
Southwest Airlines said, all right, we gotta tell everybody what happened,
and so they issued a statement saying law enforcement met
flight seven thirty three from Houston to Phoenix Monday afternoon
after returned to the gate because some woman had won
too many shots at tequila before.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, that's not what we said. But I got lady stuff. Yeah,
I always assume.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You see, if you Google or do a web bang
whatever you like to use to search naked lady at
an airport, you would not believe how often this happens.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I blame you.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Wonder what we don't just do the show from the airports.
I would just stake out an airport and do the
show from there every day.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think there's two reasons why this happens, and one
of them is obvious, right, people drink at the airport
before they're flighting because they're bored or they're anxious or whatever.
But also people popping pills. It's it's become so common nowadays.
I see people sharing pills when they're at the gate
with their Hey, does anyone want one? Before we take off?
It's a forty minute flight to New Orleans home down, Like,
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you guys need Xanax for this. You're gonna be in
there of this whole story is I can't even tell
what she looked like. Every one of the pictures and
videos is blurred. It's just like full it's not even
like you can kind of tell. The whole thing is
just blurred. It might as well have been nighttime. Okay,
she's a little she's not skinny, but I wouldn't who
(04:24):
is these days nobody right. I would go so far
to say she's a little on the thick side, but
not overweight. And anyway, she was running up and down
the aisles of the airplane.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You got any video of her that ain't blurred.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
She screamed at full volume, telling everybody on the plane
she was bipolar. And apparently this completely naked woman was
trying to get to the cockpit, trying to get to
who the cockpit the pilot was. She wanted to go
inside the cockpit, but they wouldn't let.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Her, They wouldn't return the favor.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, she was shouting and walking and running up and
down the aisle full view of all the shocked bystanders.
Every little boy on the plane became a man that day.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
She get them drawers down? Or is she pretty much
just topless?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I know, they always say naked lady, but you know,
half the time they got something covered up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
While the video is blurred, one thing you can't see
is below her waist because it's the chairs are in
the way on it right, she's up.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And down the aisle and the people videoing are in
their seats, and so they didn't really get that angle.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
And so people, the witnesses on the plane said they
were surprised by the lack of action from the staff.
Do you not understand this is a crazy, insane naked lady.
What did you want the flight attendant to do? Tackle
her to the ground. Would you think you were gonna
see mud wrestling or something?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
And the plane never actually got off the ground. It
taxied out to the runway. That's why she was doing
her a little parading around. And of course they didn't
take off because she wasn't in her seat with a
seatbelt on, you know, the way she was instructed to.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, she wasn't wearing anything. That's that's a seatbelt.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Just turn around and taxied back. That's the worst feeling
when you're on an airplane, especially when you're going for
something that there's a deadline. I gotta get to Phoenix
because at three o'clock after if I'm not at that meeting,
I'm gonna lose one hundred and a million dollars. Deal
that won't get sick. And then a naked lady jumps
up and he goes, damn it, we're going back to
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the gate. I'm never gonna make it.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right, we take you from one new story about
a naked lady to another dollars. Maybe you just go
ahead a rid a private jit, you know I'm playing. Okay, Yeah,
that's a good point. For that kind of money, you
could buy a jet. Fine do y'all. Remember this is
an update to a story we previously discussed on the show.
RFK Junior, who is married to Cheryl Hines, was running
(06:33):
for president and he had this journalist, a young blonde
female journalist working for New York magazine named Olivia Nuzzy,
following him around on the campaign trail for a stop
to stop working on an expose on him.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
When she finally published the article, it was a hit piece.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Nobody was I mean, he certainly wasn't expecting that because
he got so close to this woman.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Now, after the hit.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Piece came out and he finally endorsed Trump, A big
shocking tabloid story was published suggesting that this woman that
was working as a journalist following this politician from a
legendary family out on the campaign trail was sending him
nude photographs and trying to act like, what's it called,
mister row a honeypot?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Is that that's one word for it? Yeah? What else?
That's not what I say? What would be the word
you would choose? We don't talk like that on the radio. Well,
we always wondered what did you know for?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It appears to be true because after the news broke,
Olivia Nuzzy's husband, who's also a somewhat well known journalist,
left her.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
And now we have an update to this story.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, now, this is not the woman that was his
vice presidential running mate. No, it's not the woman that
was sitting next to him Tuesday night at the Trumpe speech. No,
this is a woman doing her worst, doing something right.
So I always wondered, what did Cheryl Hines think of
this whole thing. She's the actress, famous actress that he's
married to.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
For curb your enthusiasm, she reportedly According to a report
out today in the Post gave RFK Junior an ultimatum
to move her to Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Or else.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Really, Yeah, so she needs to be there to keep
an eye on him or the marriage is over.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Cheryl Hines fifty nine looks incredible by the way, I
think she looks great good ordered RFK Junior to move
her from California to Washington, d C. Indefinitely out of
fear her husband's self proclaimed quote lust demons would overwhelm
his ability to fend off temptation.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, she might change her mind and stay in LA
if she finds out George Clooney is about to become available.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Do you think Cheryl Hines would leave RFK Junior to
go be with Jerrold? So is George Clooney's He's with
the What if she's a civil rights lawyer?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm all Clooney is her name? Tabloid reports Now George
Clooney and lovely skinny wife. I'm all maybe separating. He
is in New York.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
He's Hugh.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
This will be fun preparing George Clooney preparing for his
Broadway debut.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It'll be on the The Great White.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Way Live live work on stage. Of course, she is
at Oxford in England. And have you ever tried one
of those long distance relations. It's even harder when they're
in different countries, especially when they're both really famous. And
if George Glooney was available, then yes, everybody, anybody with
a lick of sense would leave RFK Junior for him.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You know, it's incredible they got married. I was just wondering,
so I looked it up. They got married right around
the same time that Kim and Kanye hooked up. It
was twenty eleven, and somehow they made it about two
years longer than Kim and Kanye. I didn't think any
of those couples would last, and I don't really care.
I don't have a horse of this races. Know how
many times have you heard it said? Thousand dozens? If
(09:46):
Kim and Kanye can't make it, then who can? I mean, amen,
those kids couldn't figure it out? Yeah, what hope do
we have none?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah? He was the best guy around. What about the murder?
What sort this is the Walton and Johnson show? Nickname
like Bonie Maroni? Umm, yeah, you shouldn't ask no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You can do the John Travolta pulp fiction dance to
this song. You know, do the thing with the eyes
and the twist.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You could do that to any song. So what do
it in your socks? I'm doing in your socks? You're
not wearing socks. I think we're all wearing socks.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I'm not wearing socks, but you should. If you have socks,
do it in your sock twisting. That's the way you
to do.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I can't believe this is a real news story. This
imagine getting arrested more than once for performing the beast
of two backs with the seat on a public train.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
All right, I'm gonna have to challenge your beast with
two backs of theory. I don't what do you try
to have sex with a train?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
A Missouri man was arrested for attempting to have sex
with a train seat a seat for about any like
just the cushion. It's only you just walked up and hunted.
It went on for ten minutes, so they had.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
To get like the beat was two backs and you
doun by like the back of the chair, and he
was facing the chair, so it was I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Are you asking me to explain the origin of.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Works with people? I just don't know how it works.
With the train seat. Well, which side's the back? Which
side is the front?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
So this guy, here's the worst thing about this, not
even the first time he's been arrested for this.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He's been forward or was he trying to get with
the cushion like a dog? I think the volleyball or what?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I think there may be a video of it, but
before I show it to you or are you sure
it's suitable for you know, radio viewing. Okay, hang on,
I got it on the screen here in the studio.
So it's not even the first time he was arrested
for this. Apparently this guy has a history of getting
on trains.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And humping the seat.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, exactly. And I'm I mean, I'm against it. Frankly,
I don't think it's a good idea because let's going
to probably keep people from taking public transportation. Yeah, public transportation,
keep people from taking public tras, that's a great point. Now,
this happened in Saint Louis, and I'm sure we all agree.
If it wasn't for this, I'd feel safe on a
train in Saint Louis, of course. All right, So here
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is the general manager of security for the public train
system in Saint Louis, Kevin Scott. Imagine your life sucks
so much you live in Saint Louis where you need
to take public transit, and this is what you're looking at.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
The first thing we do is we start pulling video.
So in this particular case, we were able to provide
a very detailed, very descriptive video. This individual is on
that exclusionary list and as a result of this act,
on the thirteenth of February, will be banned. We'll receive
a lifetime band as well.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
How much fat noyla do you have to do to
put you on that level where you start making love?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Do a train? Very good question to a train seat
a seat on the train? It didn't this guy. Obviously
drugs are involved.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
There's no other explanation A sober person doesn't get on
the train and do that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
When he said very ethic or detailed video, you think
he means that he could see the guys.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, Yes, that's exactly what he meant.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, and that he was in fact inflamed enough to
actually achieve.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
You know, seat insertion. Yeah, how would that work? As
not as if the seat has like an orifice or something.
You know what I mean, maybe he drilled one. He
might have maybe he has a special favorite seat. All right,
So with all now, with all this talk about public transit,
we now bring you to this ninety five million dollars
(13:37):
for ev buses. How much would you pay for an
EV bus that doesn't exist? You said ninety five million.
You already gave it away, also said it doesn't exist.
The Body Administration gave a Canadian electric bus maker called
the Lyon Electric Company one hundred and sixty million dollars
in subsidies to manufacture four hundred and thirty five buses
for schools.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Uh huh, those are the ones that Kamala got really
excited about. She was excited about the electric buses.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, that's right, you're right. I forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh, she made a big deal about them electric buses.
They didn't never go nowhere because they did never make them. Yeah,
they made him work.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right, There's I wish I loved anything as much as
Kamala loves an electric bus. She really and she was
really excited about it too. True enough, I wonder if
we could find that old sound by year. Ever, know
what's going to get people excited these days? Train seat
electric bus yeah, it's not for me. That's their thing.
Do you remember when she sang the wheels on the bus,
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the wheels on the bus come all right, baby, I
believe she didn't win. Yeah, I know she was so yeah. Okay,
So here's where this gets crazy. The company is nearly bankrupt.
They laid off almost half their employees, but ninety five
million dollars worth of buses have still not been delivered.
And some of the sixty five million dollars worth of
buses that were delivered don't work. Oh boy, So the
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EPA now investigating, and they plugged them in. It sounds
like fraud existed here. What they probably want to do
is unplug it count to ten and plug it back
in because it's an even and the bus will work.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Fine.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
No, you're right about that. That checks out. It's not
a regular car, you know. Anyway, those technology thing seems
like they're trying too hard and it's just messing stuff up, right,
and they can't let it happen naturally. You know, when
the car came along, people didn't just so one day
it's like, okay, horses are forbidden.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Now, anybody on a horse, you're going to jail. They didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
They didn't force people to move to the automobile. They
made it attractive enough over a length of time that
you wanted to give away your wagon or buggy and get.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You a car. We didn't have to not trying to
make it attractive.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
They're just trying to force it down your throat now
and people don't seem to care for it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
We didn't have to punish people for using a landline. No, No,
they just wanted to use an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
That's it. Do you know anyone that still has a
landline in their house? I really don't. Do you have one? No? No,
I don't know anyone that does either.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't remember what my number was when I had
a landline, And if I knew someone that had one,
I wouldn't trust that person. Well, no, all right, private
sector job report just came out and.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I've got one, but you don't. He didn't ask me.
I'm not gonna call it. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Private sector job creation slowed to a crawl in February.
How is that Trump's fault? He just took over the economy. Well, remember,
Biden didn't screw up the economy. The economy was fine
under Biden. And now Trump refuses.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
To fix it. Seventy seven thousand new jobs not a lot.
Does it make sense, does it?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
They were hoping for one hundred and eighty six thousand,
They got seventy seven thousand, well off the upwardly revised
one hundred and eighty six thousand in January, below the
one hundred and forty eight thousand Dow Jones consensus estimate.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of numbers.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Uh, they don't you believe that there's some people out
there going about a business every day, working extra hours,
I believe, into the nighttime to try to make things
bad for Trump one hundred percent, go out of their
way to try to ruin stuff. It's gonna mess your
life up, but they don't care because they hate Trump
so much. They don't care if it If it kills
(17:17):
this country, they gonna have to hate him.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah. Well he's right about that whole thing with cancer. Yeah. Well,
I just noticed another thing. Technology is messed up.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Monopoly. Have you seen this new Monopoly the game? Yeah,
they changed the Monopoly. It's been around for like one
hundred years.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yes, it has Well.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Hasbro has an outcender version of Monopoly featuring app banking. Yes,
Monopoly comes with an app which replaces money and the banker.
You know, somebody always had to be the banker and
they got to sit there and if you pass go
they give you money and they collect your fine and
all that kind of stuff. Well, now they've got an app,
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so you can play the board game along with your
phone app and it takes care.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
That comes.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Plus they've also done things like changed park place and
boardway boardwalk. They switched that to rocket, launch pad and moon.
Those are the two spaces on the game. Now, why
do those need to get changed?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Other properties along the board include a chocolate factory, a
virtual reality roller coaster site, and a dinosaur parkle just make.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Up a new game. Don't call this monopoly because it's not.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm sorry, a dinosaur park with that's not even a
real thing. Well, they're just making stuff up here. They
want to make this more interesting for the younger players.
Make up your own game, call it your own name,
and sell it. Last weekend, my buddy asked me if
I wanted to go to the zoo with him and
his daughter.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I think he just wanted someone to talk to while
he walked around.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
So I went and I met him there, met up
at the zoo, and I noticed something I hadn't been
to the zoo in a while. At the zoo in
our town. Here in our city, they have a dinosaur exhibit.
Is right, But as I'm sure you already know, they're
not real dinosaurs. Oh, the dinosaurs in the exhibit are plastic.
So they lied, right, They're just tricking you for your money.
Now here's where this gets real tricky crime. The dinosaur
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exhibit at the zoo had a larger crowd of people
than the actual animals did.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Really, I know, more so than the white rhino, even
because the white ones are very popular.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I thought the same thing. Apparently he will also see
the black rhino. No, they sure don't know this way,
and everybody goes over there. It goes in this order.
It goes dinosaur's most popular, white rhino, red panda, everything else,
black rhino right at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He was the best guy around. What about the murder? Murder?
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