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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister, what is that You got like some old ceremonial
African art there from some ancient tribunal thing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is that for? How did you know this was for?
Most people don't even know what it's for.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, I've been to our Glory before, but I didn't
know that you collected rare ancient art like that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is this is part of my roots. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It comes from ancient Africa, and this is part of
what one of the tribes over there would use in
the what they called the ceremony uh where I don't
know the African name for it, but they got a
ceremony over there where the African uh young boys become.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Men like a like a puberty ritual basically, that's what
it is. Yeah, and was it actually?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it actually used for that in the past. It
has been used in puberty rituals before.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And what do you do with it? Well, that's what
I keep my weed in. Wow, it's remarkable. You just
open it up like that. That's what most.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
People do with them these days. Not that many puberty
rituals going over around here. It's a lot of bum
a weed you do it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, Well, that's really impressive. I had no idea you
were such an art enthusiast. I really enjoy that. Eight
six six, I love w J. It's Thursday. In case
you just woke up and you've been drunk for days,
or maybe you're still hungover from the Tuesday night speech.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It could happen, or you stayed up late at the rodeo.
You know, Marty Gross still affecting people. They didn't get
a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Of sleep during you know the last few days, and
then this weekend. Oh the double whammy. We're going to
change the clocks. No, people are going to lose an
hour of sleep on Saturday night Sunday morning. You're gonna
you know, when you go to bed at what seven thirty,
eight o'clock on Saturday night for you? Right, yeah, just
bump the clock, spring it forward, and all of a sudden,
(01:48):
it's like nine nine thirty. It's wild. It's crazy, and
it takes years where people was Circadian rhythms to catch up.
There's this cicadas involved in this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Sorry I mispronounced you know what I always wonder.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm sure it differs from state to state, but if
you own a bar and your bar is supposed to
close at two am. But daylight saving time or whatever.
Can you stay open the extra hour or do you
got to close at one?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, at one o'clock, it's just one o'clock, you can
stay open un til two. At two o'clock it's three
o'clock and you've in. You're in violation.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So any cop that wants to exit around wait until
you know two o'clock and then suddenly go, hey, what
are you doing open at three o'clock?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, you get a ticket.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Michigan governor gave nine hundred thousand dollars to an ev
battery company that packed up and moved to South Carolina,
because that's what happens when you give giant government subsidies
to faceless corporations.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
They do.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So we've got some more news from the formerly great
state of Michigan and the leadership of Queen Gretchen Big Gretch.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
As I like to call her.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Who is Gretchen Whitmar the governor what, Michelle, Yeah, Big
Gretch gave nearly a million bucks to an Evy battery
manufacturer that was supposed to bring jobs to the state,
only to have the manufacturer saying, nah, we'd rather go
to a red state better for us. You know, Akosol
Incorporated is a subsidiary of borg Warner.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Middle A Kasol. I know exactly, Thank you, thank you,
mister Oll.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're going to lay off one hundred and eighty eight
workers when it closes two separate plants in Hazel Park
on April fourteenth to shift production of lithium ion batteries
south to enable the company to quote grow above market.
And they said, really, honestly, Michigan sucks.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
We just don't like it here.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sure, and Gretchen Wentmeyer just gave them all this money.
But they didn't say you had to stay or anything
like that. So way to go, Michigan. You suck again.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Still, I guess did they ever stop? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Now, I know there's some lovely people that live there,
and there's some beautiful places. I've seen pictures of Michigan
and it's not all you know, but the part that
gets attention.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is Detroit and Flint West Michigan.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like when you get over by the lake, there aren't
any big cities or town's over there. I mean not
someone's gonna call and go, oh kalamazoo. It's like no,
Now we know we've heard of Kalamazoo. But West Michigan
is mostly just really pretty woods, tiny lakes all over
the place, and it's a lot of cabins that are
owned by people in Chicago, And can you blame them?
You want to get out of Chicago for a few days,
(04:27):
go over there, get out by the lake. Of course
it gets cold, yeah, yeah, it's not. It never gets
warm over there, never. I think that's why people go there.
And it looks like Zewinsky is finding out the hard
way that when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
And by that I mean when you disrespect America, you
lose your intelligence.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, from the Financial Times quote, uh, let's see here,
the US is cutting off intelligence sharing with Ukraine, a
fresh blow to the embattled Ki regime. The Trump administration says, nah,
I don't really need to share this with you. We
have all this intelligence, you guys. Yeah, we got intelligence
up to here. Yeah, I got it, so much intelligence
(05:11):
stacked up to the sky.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We live intelligence of all time. We love intelligence. Really,
nobody's ever seeing the intelligence like this before.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So the move follows the decision by the Trump administration
that happened Monday to suspend military aid deliveries to Ukraine.
And we're also not going to share our secrets with
you anymore. So there you know any kind of secret really,
Victoria's secrets, h Grandma's cooking recipes, whatever. It may be
terrible news for Ukraine, but for the rest of us
doesn't really matter. I mean, Ukraine falls apart, it didn't
(05:41):
really affect your life or anything. I assure you if
we if Ukraine loses the war to Russia, not a
thing about your life is going to change, not a thing, nothing. Yeah,
it never, it won't. It never will matter. When I
when I was a little kid, Ukraine was part of
Russia and it didn't matter at all. Then they weren't,
but they kind of were and it didn't matter. Still
(06:04):
speaking of four again, right, speaking of foreign leaders in
foreign countries, Let's go to California.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're not gonna stay. Just a quick visit. Markle Merkle Markle,
like the Markle on thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Megan Markle has this teenish show Markle on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have you looked at it? What's it called?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's called Cooking with Megan or so, I don't know
what thew it's called. It are you watching it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm not watching it. He's watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Critics are calling Megan Markle's Netflix show pointless, or, to
put it another way, right on brand for Megan.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Markle, pretty much what you expected.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's got Mindy Kaling on it, and there's the scene
in the show. When you watch it you realize they
it's supposed to be a reality show. They probably taped
this thirty tolls.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would imagine this one scene probably had the fifteen
twenty different cuts.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Listen out quickly. She snaps back at Mindy Kaling after
calling her Megan Markle. I don't think anyone in the
world knows that Megan Minkle has eaten shack in the box.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I love funny too. Do you keep saying, Megan Markle,
you know I'm Sussex.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Now you have kids and you go no, I share
my name with my children.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, and that feels so. I didn't know how meaningful
it would be to me, but it paused.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Megan Merkle is a bad actress. You know she married
Prince Harry back in twenty eighteen. Do you think that
Mindy Kaling knew Megan Merkle before that?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Why would she call her? She never knew her when
she had that.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I call her that. That's all I know where from.
I've never actually met her, but I've seen her own suits.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But she's making it sound like, oh, quit calling me
Megan Markle Sussex.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
She's been Meghan Markele day, you know, for every day,
for her life, and doesn't matter if she's married or not.
They still call her that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And I'm still not going to watch that. The acting
is so bad. Even in the scene I.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Was supposed to be her sincere love of her children
and sharing the name, and it's like, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Sell it at all. No, And are those even her kids?
And you know that Sussex that's the guy that went
overboard on nineteen twenty three that he was like the
Earl of Sussex. Really, yeah, huh.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You don't pay attention during the show. You probably will
probably tweeting while you're watching the show, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I haven't read it. I watched the show in
a while.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I saw the one where he went off the boat, right, yeah,
but that was a couple.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Of years ago. He was the Earl of Sussex.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Megan Markle is all over the place again. She was
on Drew Barrymore this week, and there's an article I
don't know why people write these things exploring Megan Markle's
body language with Drew Barrymore during this Huh, who needs
to do that? I don't even understand what would even
be the point of that. Nobody needs that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, nobody needs that. There's another clip of her.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I had it earlier, I had bookmarked, but I lost it,
where Megan Merkle talks about how when she travels away
from the home, she makes videos of herself reading books
for her kids. No, you don't. I promise you that
doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I probably did it once so that she could then't
claim that she does it all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If you're actually doing that, post the videos online right now?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I want to watch one ye right now? Yeah? What
do we do with our feelings?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm in our muscles?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
And how do we hide our feelings better?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We get a bigger muscle, We get bigger muscles.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, would you like to.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm here, Kenny to help you. I would like to
hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, go ahead. What do you want me to confess about?
I want to confess what you did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yesterday I went to ash Wednesday, you went to Mass,
went to Mass.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, So what's wrong with that? Why
you were at Mass? Did you do anything that would
maybe upset Jeesus?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I sometimes when I was a teenage boy, when I
was a kid, I used to have this problem in
Mass where I would giggle and make jokes during church.
But now I do this thing where I look at
women to see if they have wedding bands on their hand.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You you were checking out the hotties in church?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Who knew that? How did you know they have my connection?
Did Paul tell you that? I know people who Paul
down the hall?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I invited one of our managed, one of the guys
in the sales department here is also Catholic.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
He went with me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh, were you checking out the hotties together?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know he married man. No, he wasn't, And you.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Were luring him into that lascivious behavior in church of
all places, while Jesus is watching.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You were really distorting the truth into something else.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Being on all of these women who just wanted to
get ashes on their forehead. No, Paul had a conversation
with me yesterday about how church time is time for church,
it's not time to look at women.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But it's an interesting thing. Didn't stick though with you?
Did it? Where did this come from an email or
someone else?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I have my sources, and if I reveal those sources,
then those sources will not be sources.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There was Paul. It was Paul.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, we had an interesting experience yesterday at the church.
I went to Ash Wednesday yesterday, same church, same same
Catholic time, same Catholic place.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It was a Paul in the Bible. No, No, Kenny's
in there though, No, there's no Kenny in the Bible. Kenny.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
In fact, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't Paul the first pope?
If I'm not, and his name was originally Simon bro
This is getting deep. I love that we're having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You've conveniently steered it away from your sinning. No, I'm
going to talk about it right now. Lusting in church
all places. Okay, here's what happened, even in the parking
lot a year ago. We went to Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Is it like a tradition now, Well, I go to
Mass at noon on a weekday because usually they don't
have any music and nobody's there. So I get to
the communion, the sermon, the prayer. We get through a
quicker it's like drive through fast food for church.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But does the part.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
That you give something up? Does that kick in only
after you get the ashes?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
When does that Like is it midnight on Tuesday? At
midnight Tuesday? Yeah, well when they clear out the Heathen's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Run, But you haven't actually been ashed yet at that point,
and so do you have to start giving up whatever
it is you sacrifice?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, here's what I noticed were there a year ago.
It's a full mass. Usually it's a shorter mass on
a weekday during lunch, but this is a full Mass,
and they do the ashes last.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, so this church is packed.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's a lot of people at church that wouldn't normally
be there because it's like Easter, Christmas Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's that kind of a thing.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
The band play in their hit. They don't play the
hit early in the show, people would leave.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They figured this out, so they do the ashes almost immediately.
Half the church leaves, right and I noticed there's like
a real pretty blonde woman right in front of us,
tight little dress.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I mean it's for church.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's like at her eye maybe when she's where the
law firm, where it was unusual to see it at church.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
She's trying to hide it. No, I'm not trying to
hide it at all. I brought it up right away.
You need to confess your sin. Well, I gave up
laquer for forty days, but you lusted in your heart, ginny.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So they do the ashes first instead of doing it last,
which means you're not there for the collection plate. You're
not there for communion. Everybody leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You didn't get no body of Christ. That's communion.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, yeah, get yeah, you know you get the body
of Christ.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So they held up. That's not what keeps you there though,
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I would stay till the end of Mass because I
like when they do Saint Michael's prayer. I think it's cool.
It's the prayer we do it always a good time
for exorcisms and stuff. I think it's a cool prayer
to end every Mass with. That always makes me feel
like we're going to war. Is walking a cardio exorcism
out of this or is it you know, atypical cardio?
What are you talking about exercising, exorcism, demonic possession.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That sounds like something Billy Ed would say. I expect
more from.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You, mister exercising, no exorcism. Okay, all right, will you
miss heard me, mister apologize? It's these cheap headphones I have. Probably,
So there's all these young women in front of us.
They look like they're in their twenties. One of them
is short skirt, low cut, blouse, sleeveless. It's like she's
dressed like a Fox newsgirl ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Do you know what I mean? Before they cleaned it
up a little, she should be doing weather down there
in Monta, Right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, you're damn right, all right, darn right. Sorry, it's
probably not the right cres. So they do that, that's
not true. So she gets up there, they give her
the ashes, and then there's immediately there's the from Dusty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Came from Dusty shower return, she leaves, Yeah, YadA YadA.
Did they throw that in there?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Me and Paul go back to the pew the seats. Yeah,
Paul and I thank you fine, And immediately I notice
she's gone. Oh, it's like that scene in the office
when he gives blood. Michael and the girl, you know,
And I feel like, for just one brief fleeting moment,
me and this young Catholic woman.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Y'all had that connection.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
She doesn't know it because we never made eye contacted.
She didn't know I was right behind her. But that
was gonna be the mother of my children.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
If you imagine her spidy senses went off and she
just knew without knowing why she should get out of there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't know what happened to her, came into my life.
She was there and then she was gone. And you know,
it's one thing on Ash Wednesday, But now it's Alamo Day,
and I'll just wonder and I'll wonder, and I'll wonder.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You know, ever ever became of that woman that you'll
never see again exactly? Or will you next next to
Ash Wednesday? Well, will Ash Wednesday still be on Wednesday
next year?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I think it's always Wednesday. You know what you're doing?
How dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Quick, remind your kids, well, we're not on the radio today.
Don't go to church in west for women or if
you I mean for communion news, go to church.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Just try to hold back on the lusty part. And
download the wall and Johnson's smartphone.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now Kenny might have already, you know, Peede on one
of them, and then you can't have that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh dare you? Dear?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I wonder what John would say, don't forget boys and
market every day.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Welcome to another episode of a Millennial's Guide to History,
a lesson in the Earth's most riveting moments to explain
world of it to societies most entitled and ignorant. Today's
episode the Legend of the Almo.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Boy, Yo, what's Upscrots? Welcome to another edition of Millennial's
Guide History.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Today we're going to be talking about the Battle of
the Alamo with all the Mexicans and Davy Crockett and whatever.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
The main thing to remember about the Battle of the
Alamo was that it happened in the Alamo.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
WHOA, what a weird coincidence.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
I know, the Battle of the Alamo happened in eighteen
thirty six with Davy Crockett, John Wayne William Travis, David Bowie,
Dennis Quaid, Sam Houston, and Billy Bob Darton.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Those were the Texas dudes. But there were Mexicans there
as well.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, like Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana and Amelio estebez
here was a cute one.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The whole things start off with Colonel William Travis was
hanging out in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Was he at the river Walk?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
They let you walk around with margaritas?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I know, but he was over to Almo.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Oh that place is boring, Dasor.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Travis was chilling when he saw some Mexican dudes were
on their way to kick his ass. Oh, looks like
the Mexicans and looking at Tango, we're gonna need some bago.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
After William Travis called for his homies, he decided to
just lay low at the Alamo with his buddy David Bowie.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
But the Mexican duds had them out numbered.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Give off, William Travis, because there's like a ton of
us and not a lot of you.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Even though the Texans were greatly outnumbered, they didn't give up.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
All of your Texis guys are just a bunch of
m bred rednecks.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
You better shut your mouth, Santa Anna, I'm gonna fill
it with tacos and ass kickings. Only thirty two men
from the nearby town of Gonzalez responded to Travis.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Has called for help because.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
They're like busy watching something on.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
TV or whatever, probably football. First, we're going to take
the Alamo. Then we're gonna take your job.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And then at five point thirty in the morning on
March six, Mexican dudes stormed the Almo through a gap
in the fort's Arnie Wall gap and it killed Travis
Bowie and one hundred and ninety other dudes.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
There is like all this blooded cuts everywhere. It was
gnarly gross. But even though they got all their.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Asses kicked pretty badly, the Alamo remains as symbol to
this day of like Texas freedom and stuff like what
a burger?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And that's the story at the Battle at the Alamo.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Who us a millennial skuyd to history. We're going to
the Alamo.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
We're going to the Alamoma, going city, alam going.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yellow, going to the Alamo.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Gonna have fun, Gonna go, folks show because I know
I to hear that she'll sign off tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I to hear that she'll sign off the night.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Walden and Johnson they made things Sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic Walton
and Johnson
Mister, what is that You got like some old ceremonial
African art there from some ancient tribunal thing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is that for? How did you know this was for?
Most people don't even know what it's for.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, I've been to our Glory before, but I didn't
know that you collected rare ancient art like that.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is this is part of my roots. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It comes from ancient Africa, and this is part of
what one of the tribes over there would use in
the what they called the ceremony uh where I don't
know the African name for it, but they got a
ceremony over there where the African uh young boys become.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Men like a like a puberty ritual basically, that's what
it is. Yeah, and was it actually?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it actually used for that in the past. It
has been used in puberty rituals before.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And what do you do with it? Well, that's what
I keep my weed in. Wow, it's remarkable. You just
open it up like that. That's what most.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
People do with them these days. Not that many puberty
rituals going over around here. It's a lot of bum
a weed you do it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, Well, that's really impressive. I had no idea you
were such an art enthusiast. I really enjoy that. Eight
six six, I love w J. It's Thursday. In case
you just woke up and you've been drunk for days,
or maybe you're still hungover from the Tuesday night speech.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It could happen, or you stayed up late at the rodeo.
You know, Marty Gross still affecting people. They didn't get
a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Of sleep during you know the last few days, and
then this weekend. Oh the double whammy. We're going to
change the clocks. No, people are going to lose an
hour of sleep on Saturday night Sunday morning. You're gonna
you know, when you go to bed at what seven thirty,
eight o'clock on Saturday night for you? Right, yeah, just
bump the clock, spring it forward, and all of a sudden,
(01:48):
it's like nine nine thirty. It's wild. It's crazy, and
it takes years where people was Circadian rhythms to catch up.
There's this cicadas involved in this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Sorry I mispronounced you know what I always wonder.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm sure it differs from state to state, but if
you own a bar and your bar is supposed to
close at two am. But daylight saving time or whatever.
Can you stay open the extra hour or do you
got to close at one?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well, at one o'clock, it's just one o'clock, you can
stay open un til two. At two o'clock it's three
o'clock and you've in. You're in violation.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So any cop that wants to exit around wait until
you know two o'clock and then suddenly go, hey, what
are you doing open at three o'clock?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, you get a ticket.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Michigan governor gave nine hundred thousand dollars to an ev
battery company that packed up and moved to South Carolina,
because that's what happens when you give giant government subsidies
to faceless corporations.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
They do.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So we've got some more news from the formerly great
state of Michigan and the leadership of Queen Gretchen Big Gretch.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
As I like to call her.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Who is Gretchen Whitmar the governor what, Michelle, Yeah, Big
Gretch gave nearly a million bucks to an Evy battery
manufacturer that was supposed to bring jobs to the state,
only to have the manufacturer saying, nah, we'd rather go
to a red state better for us. You know, Akosol
Incorporated is a subsidiary of borg Warner.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Middle A Kasol. I know exactly, Thank you, thank you,
mister Oll.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're going to lay off one hundred and eighty eight
workers when it closes two separate plants in Hazel Park
on April fourteenth to shift production of lithium ion batteries
south to enable the company to quote grow above market.
And they said, really, honestly, Michigan sucks.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
We just don't like it here.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Sure, and Gretchen Wentmeyer just gave them all this money.
But they didn't say you had to stay or anything
like that. So way to go, Michigan. You suck again.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Still, I guess did they ever stop? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Now, I know there's some lovely people that live there,
and there's some beautiful places. I've seen pictures of Michigan
and it's not all you know, but the part that
gets attention.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is Detroit and Flint West Michigan.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like when you get over by the lake, there aren't
any big cities or town's over there. I mean not
someone's gonna call and go, oh kalamazoo. It's like no,
Now we know we've heard of Kalamazoo. But West Michigan
is mostly just really pretty woods, tiny lakes all over
the place, and it's a lot of cabins that are
owned by people in Chicago, And can you blame them?
You want to get out of Chicago for a few days,
(04:27):
go over there, get out by the lake. Of course
it gets cold, yeah, yeah, it's not. It never gets
warm over there, never. I think that's why people go there.
And it looks like Zewinsky is finding out the hard
way that when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
And by that I mean when you disrespect America, you
lose your intelligence.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, from the Financial Times quote, uh, let's see here,
the US is cutting off intelligence sharing with Ukraine, a
fresh blow to the embattled Ki regime. The Trump administration says, nah,
I don't really need to share this with you. We
have all this intelligence, you guys. Yeah, we got intelligence
up to here. Yeah, I got it, so much intelligence
(05:11):
stacked up to the sky.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We live intelligence of all time. We love intelligence. Really,
nobody's ever seeing the intelligence like this before.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So the move follows the decision by the Trump administration
that happened Monday to suspend military aid deliveries to Ukraine.
And we're also not going to share our secrets with
you anymore. So there you know any kind of secret really,
Victoria's secrets, h Grandma's cooking recipes, whatever. It may be
terrible news for Ukraine, but for the rest of us
doesn't really matter. I mean, Ukraine falls apart, it didn't
(05:41):
really affect your life or anything. I assure you if
we if Ukraine loses the war to Russia, not a
thing about your life is going to change, not a thing, nothing. Yeah,
it never, it won't. It never will matter. When I
when I was a little kid, Ukraine was part of
Russia and it didn't matter at all. Then they weren't,
but they kind of were and it didn't matter. Still
(06:04):
speaking of four again, right, speaking of foreign leaders in
foreign countries, Let's go to California.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're not gonna stay. Just a quick visit. Markle Merkle Markle,
like the Markle on thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Megan Markle has this teenish show Markle on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have you looked at it? What's it called?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's called Cooking with Megan or so, I don't know
what thew it's called. It are you watching it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm not watching it. He's watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Critics are calling Megan Markle's Netflix show pointless, or, to
put it another way, right on brand for Megan.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Markle, pretty much what you expected.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's got Mindy Kaling on it, and there's the scene
in the show. When you watch it you realize they
it's supposed to be a reality show. They probably taped
this thirty tolls.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would imagine this one scene probably had the fifteen
twenty different cuts.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Listen out quickly. She snaps back at Mindy Kaling after
calling her Megan Markle. I don't think anyone in the
world knows that Megan Minkle has eaten shack in the box.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I love funny too. Do you keep saying, Megan Markle,
you know I'm Sussex.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Now you have kids and you go no, I share
my name with my children.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes, and that feels so. I didn't know how meaningful
it would be to me, but it paused.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Megan Merkle is a bad actress. You know she married
Prince Harry back in twenty eighteen. Do you think that
Mindy Kaling knew Megan Merkle before that?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Why would she call her? She never knew her when
she had that.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I call her that. That's all I know where from.
I've never actually met her, but I've seen her own suits.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But she's making it sound like, oh, quit calling me
Megan Markle Sussex.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
She's been Meghan Markele day, you know, for every day,
for her life, and doesn't matter if she's married or not.
They still call her that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And I'm still not going to watch that. The acting
is so bad. Even in the scene I.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Was supposed to be her sincere love of her children
and sharing the name, and it's like, no, she didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Sell it at all. No, And are those even her kids?
And you know that Sussex that's the guy that went
overboard on nineteen twenty three that he was like the
Earl of Sussex. Really, yeah, huh.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You don't pay attention during the show. You probably will
probably tweeting while you're watching the show, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, I haven't read it. I watched the show in
a while.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I saw the one where he went off the boat, right, yeah,
but that was a couple.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Of years ago. He was the Earl of Sussex.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Megan Markle is all over the place again. She was
on Drew Barrymore this week, and there's an article I
don't know why people write these things exploring Megan Markle's
body language with Drew Barrymore during this Huh, who needs
to do that? I don't even understand what would even
be the point of that. Nobody needs that.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, nobody needs that. There's another clip of her.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I had it earlier, I had bookmarked, but I lost it,
where Megan Merkle talks about how when she travels away
from the home, she makes videos of herself reading books
for her kids. No, you don't. I promise you that
doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I probably did it once so that she could then't
claim that she does it all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
If you're actually doing that, post the videos online right now?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I want to watch one ye right now? Yeah? What
do we do with our feelings?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I'm in our muscles?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
And how do we hide our feelings better?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
We get a bigger muscle, We get bigger muscles.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, would you like to.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm here, Kenny to help you. I would like to
hear your confession.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Okay, go ahead. What do you want me to confess about?
I want to confess what you did yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yesterday I went to ash Wednesday, you went to Mass,
went to Mass.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, So what's wrong with that? Why
you were at Mass? Did you do anything that would
maybe upset Jeesus?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I sometimes when I was a teenage boy, when I
was a kid, I used to have this problem in
Mass where I would giggle and make jokes during church.
But now I do this thing where I look at
women to see if they have wedding bands on their hand.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You you were checking out the hotties in church?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Who knew that? How did you know they have my connection?
Did Paul tell you that? I know people who Paul
down the hall?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I invited one of our managed, one of the guys
in the sales department here is also Catholic.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
He went with me.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh, were you checking out the hotties together?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I know he married man. No, he wasn't, And you.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Were luring him into that lascivious behavior in church of
all places, while Jesus is watching.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You were really distorting the truth into something else.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Being on all of these women who just wanted to
get ashes on their forehead. No, Paul had a conversation
with me yesterday about how church time is time for church,
it's not time to look at women.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But it's an interesting thing. Didn't stick though with you?
Did it? Where did this come from an email or
someone else?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I have my sources, and if I reveal those sources,
then those sources will not be sources.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There was Paul. It was Paul.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Okay, we had an interesting experience yesterday at the church.
I went to Ash Wednesday yesterday, same church, same same
Catholic time, same Catholic place.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It was a Paul in the Bible. No, No, Kenny's
in there though, No, there's no Kenny in the Bible. Kenny.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
In fact, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't Paul the first pope?
If I'm not, and his name was originally Simon bro
This is getting deep. I love that we're having this conversation.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You've conveniently steered it away from your sinning. No, I'm
going to talk about it right now. Lusting in church
all places. Okay, here's what happened, even in the parking
lot a year ago. We went to Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Is it like a tradition now, Well, I go to
Mass at noon on a weekday because usually they don't
have any music and nobody's there. So I get to
the communion, the sermon, the prayer. We get through a
quicker it's like drive through fast food for church.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But does the part.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
That you give something up? Does that kick in only
after you get the ashes?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
When does that Like is it midnight on Tuesday? At
midnight Tuesday? Yeah, well when they clear out the Heathen's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Run, But you haven't actually been ashed yet at that point,
and so do you have to start giving up whatever
it is you sacrifice?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, here's what I noticed were there a year ago.
It's a full mass. Usually it's a shorter mass on
a weekday during lunch, but this is a full Mass,
and they do the ashes last.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, so this church is packed.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There's a lot of people at church that wouldn't normally
be there because it's like Easter, Christmas Ash Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It's that kind of a thing.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
The band play in their hit. They don't play the
hit early in the show, people would leave.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
They figured this out, so they do the ashes almost immediately.
Half the church leaves, right and I noticed there's like
a real pretty blonde woman right in front of us,
tight little dress.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I mean it's for church.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
It's like at her eye maybe when she's where the
law firm, where it was unusual to see it at church.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
She's trying to hide it. No, I'm not trying to
hide it at all. I brought it up right away.
You need to confess your sin. Well, I gave up
laquer for forty days, but you lusted in your heart, ginny.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So they do the ashes first instead of doing it last,
which means you're not there for the collection plate. You're
not there for communion. Everybody leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You didn't get no body of Christ. That's communion.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, yeah, get yeah, you know you get the body
of Christ.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So they held up. That's not what keeps you there though,
Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I would stay till the end of Mass because I
like when they do Saint Michael's prayer. I think it's cool.
It's the prayer we do it always a good time
for exorcisms and stuff. I think it's a cool prayer
to end every Mass with. That always makes me feel
like we're going to war. Is walking a cardio exorcism
out of this or is it you know, atypical cardio?
What are you talking about exercising, exorcism, demonic possession.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That sounds like something Billy Ed would say. I expect
more from.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You, mister exercising, no exorcism. Okay, all right, will you
miss heard me, mister apologize? It's these cheap headphones I have. Probably,
So there's all these young women in front of us.
They look like they're in their twenties. One of them
is short skirt, low cut, blouse, sleeveless. It's like she's
dressed like a Fox newsgirl ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Do you know what I mean? Before they cleaned it
up a little, she should be doing weather down there
in Monta, Right, that's it.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, you're damn right, all right, darn right. Sorry, it's
probably not the right cres. So they do that, that's
not true. So she gets up there, they give her
the ashes, and then there's immediately there's the from Dusty.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Came from Dusty shower return, she leaves, Yeah, YadA YadA.
Did they throw that in there?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Me and Paul go back to the pew the seats. Yeah,
Paul and I thank you fine, And immediately I notice
she's gone. Oh, it's like that scene in the office
when he gives blood. Michael and the girl, you know,
And I feel like, for just one brief fleeting moment,
me and this young Catholic woman.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Y'all had that connection.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
She doesn't know it because we never made eye contacted.
She didn't know I was right behind her. But that
was gonna be the mother of my children.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
If you imagine her spidy senses went off and she
just knew without knowing why she should get out of there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I don't know what happened to her, came into my life.
She was there and then she was gone. And you know,
it's one thing on Ash Wednesday, But now it's Alamo Day,
and I'll just wonder and I'll wonder, and I'll wonder.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
You know, ever ever became of that woman that you'll
never see again exactly? Or will you next next to
Ash Wednesday? Well, will Ash Wednesday still be on Wednesday
next year?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I think it's always Wednesday. You know what you're doing?
How dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Quick, remind your kids, well, we're not on the radio today.
Don't go to church in west for women or if
you I mean for communion news, go to church.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Just try to hold back on the lusty part. And
download the wall and Johnson's smartphone.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now Kenny might have already, you know, Peede on one
of them, and then you can't have that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh dare you? Dear?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I wonder what John would say, don't forget boys and
market every day.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Welcome to another episode of a Millennial's Guide to History,
a lesson in the Earth's most riveting moments to explain
world of it to societies most entitled and ignorant. Today's
episode the Legend of the Almo.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Boy, Yo, what's Upscrots? Welcome to another edition of Millennial's
Guide History.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Today we're going to be talking about the Battle of
the Alamo with all the Mexicans and Davy Crockett and whatever.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
The main thing to remember about the Battle of the
Alamo was that it happened in the Alamo.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
WHOA, what a weird coincidence.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
I know, the Battle of the Alamo happened in eighteen
thirty six with Davy Crockett, John Wayne William Travis, David Bowie,
Dennis Quaid, Sam Houston, and Billy Bob Darton.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Those were the Texas dudes. But there were Mexicans there
as well.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, like Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana and Amelio estebez
here was a cute one.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
The whole things start off with Colonel William Travis was
hanging out in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Was he at the river Walk?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
They let you walk around with margaritas?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I know, but he was over to Almo.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Oh that place is boring, Dasor.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Travis was chilling when he saw some Mexican dudes were
on their way to kick his ass. Oh, looks like
the Mexicans and looking at Tango, we're gonna need some bago.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
After William Travis called for his homies, he decided to
just lay low at the Alamo with his buddy David Bowie.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
But the Mexican duds had them out numbered.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Give off, William Travis, because there's like a ton of
us and not a lot of you.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Even though the Texans were greatly outnumbered, they didn't give up.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
All of your Texis guys are just a bunch of
m bred rednecks.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
You better shut your mouth, Santa Anna, I'm gonna fill
it with tacos and ass kickings. Only thirty two men
from the nearby town of Gonzalez responded to Travis.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Has called for help because.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
They're like busy watching something on.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
TV or whatever, probably football. First, we're going to take
the Alamo. Then we're gonna take your job.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
And then at five point thirty in the morning on
March six, Mexican dudes stormed the Almo through a gap
in the fort's Arnie Wall gap and it killed Travis
Bowie and one hundred and ninety other dudes.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
There is like all this blooded cuts everywhere. It was
gnarly gross. But even though they got all their.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Asses kicked pretty badly, the Alamo remains as symbol to
this day of like Texas freedom and stuff like what
a burger?
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And that's the story at the Battle at the Alamo.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Who us a millennial skuyd to history. We're going to
the Alamo.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
We're going to the Alamoma, going city, alam going.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yellow, going to the Alamo.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Gonna have fun, Gonna go, folks show because I know
I to hear that she'll sign off tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I to hear that she'll sign off the night.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Walden and Johnson they made things Sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail. That is an instant classic Walton
and Johnson
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