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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And she's like a chameleon. She can turn into whatever
you want her to be at the snap of a finger.
I mean, okay, maybe whatever she wants to be. Okay.
I was watching this interview Jasmine Crockett did back before
she got elected. This is a lawmaker from the Dallas
Fort Worth area. She's the new face of the Democrat Party.
She's the new excitement. She's the exciting, you know, rigorous vigor.
(00:23):
She's got the uplifting fight. She's got the energy to fight,
got the fire in her belly.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Got a tongue that will lash you across your fact.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So she don't get sazzy. But back before she got elected,
she sounded like a white lady you'd meet in line
at a Coldplay concert. Oh damn it, white lady. I forgot.
It's not it's still not working. It's still not doing it.
Can we all right? Let's just play it anyway, here's
Jasmine krock Some people won't hear it. Why does this
need to be in stereo? It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Absolutely. First of all, it's good to see you in
the new year. You know, no one could have told
me that when I went down to Austin now looks
like a little bit over a year ago, that I
would be running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
All right, So the point is, what did she say.
No one could have told me when I went down
to Austin a year ago that I could have been
running for Congress. I didn't even know. I would have
never even guessed a year ago that I was going
to be running for Congress like the jazzmin Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, it's different, right absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
First of all, it's good to see you in the
new year. You know, no one could have told me
that when I went down to Austin now looks like
a little bit over a year ago, that I would
be running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It doesn't sound like this woman.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So she gonna keep saying trans trans trans so that
people will feel threatened and child listen, I.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Am no child. To call me a child, I am
no child. I won't even stuck out. That was when
Jasine Crockett got into verbal fisticuffs with Nancy mays.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, Nancy was no child. But then of course the
old Jasmine Crockett or the young one wouldn't call it nobody,
no child. She can't call you a child. No, she
didn't talk like that now really changed overnight?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That happened. Well, you know, it's good for her brand.
I guess yeah. I think she got very good at
hating on whitey. Hating whitey is so easy.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You really want to know who the criminals are in
this country, you can google it. You don't have to
trust me, But the people that commit eighty percent of
the most violent crimes in this country are white supremacists.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's so great. That is fabulous. You know, day after
day here in our city, we see all these news
stories about white supremacists getting into drive by shooting. It's
just so constant. I'm just sick of it. White supremacists
inspired stabbings. If it wasn't for them, You know, the
east side of Houston would be the safest place in America.
He used to be able to just walk around in
(02:57):
the Fifth Ward over there. But then suddenly these neo
Nazis showed up that really you know, they kept screaming
Maga country or something like that. Yeah, look what they
did to Jesse Smollett. Oh, that poor guy is. I
guess if it works, I hate to bag on her.
If it's working for well, I guess it is working
for her. We're talking about her now, we do talk
(03:19):
about her last year? Did we do? People not care
that she's I mean, she grew up around rich white
people at a country clubs. Same with AOC.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I was gonna say, She's not the first to try this,
get away with it, Elizabeth Warren. Won't everybody believe she's
an Indian, grew up in a tpee. She when her
mom gave birth, she she birthed her on a buffalo rug.
Yeah you know, I mean that's how she lived her life,
right exactly? Or was it?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, you're not supposed to question it. Yeah, you're not. Well,
Democrats could be whatever they want, you know, white black
man woman.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And they aren't going to stop being transgender just because
you stripped them from sports or from housing, or from
their healthcare or any other public place that you don't
want us to be. And so members make no mistake
that this is just another version of state sanctioned bullying
and genocide.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's the best part. Not letting dudes play golf with
your daughters or puncher in the face with a boxing
glove on. Yeah, that is genocide. You It is so wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh, by the way, on a separate topic, Earlier this morning,
we were discussing Pamela Bach, Pamela Bach Hasselhoff if she
you know, wanted to keep the name David Hasselhoff's ex wife.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Two terrible things happen. First, they told me earlier she
was sixty three when she now, according to this story,
was only sixty one, which she would have been upset
about if she had heard, you know how women are.
And secondly, now they're giving us calls of death. They
didn't earlier, and we may have tried to blame something
(04:57):
else when in fact it was the gunshot wound to
the head that really probably did it. Wow, self inflicted.
They should have probably mentioned that first. It wasn't you know,
when a Hasslehoff move or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow, now I feel bad about it. I know that
kind of changes the whole first half of the show
now that we know thereself in the head.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, I don't know if it's because she got some
bad news from the doctor, or if she was you know,
like you know, having mental issues, or or if David
just did something you know, like a man will occasionally
that'll make a woman just like freak out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
See that's why I that's what's wrong with this radio show.
This woman, this is a tragic death, and you guys
use this as an excuse to make fun of David
Hasselhoff's old music videos. I hope y'all are happy with yourselves. Yeah, sick,
sick people. You're sick. You're sick. You guys all love y'all.
You're disgusting. I don't think you should got about y'all stuff.
Y'all are the ones that started it. Well, I mean
(05:52):
what you know, you know, you don't have to go
and blame around. I think neither of you two should
be allowed to come to work tomorrow or the day
after that. You take the whole weekend off unpaid. You're
not getting paid for Saturday or Sunday for that was
starting now. No, you got to finish today's show. Well, yeah,
I already started it. Can't get out of it. And plus,
you know we're halfway through the show here. We got
to keep going.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know, well, why don't we just replay the earlier
half of the show for the second half of the show, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The part where we were rude to David. Yeah, we
can't replay that. Well, hell, it would be worse. I
have to work it feels like that would be even
worse than what we already did. Billy. You guys know
what Chris Pratt's given up.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
For lynd Oh, I can't wait to find out. Apparently
his career, why what happened? He got all religiously.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh yeah, No, he's always been kind of a pro military,
pro Jesus. Yeah, I know. Chris Pratt's always been low
key right wing, kind of like Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We've more low key right wing. Now he's out telling
people that he's not afraid to tell people that he
loves Jesus and take a stand. He said, even if
it calls me, it could cosse me everything, it could.
It's worth it to me because it's what I am
called to do. It's where my heart is, says Chris Pratt.
(07:04):
After building a career from you know, lowly Parks and
reck all the way up to Star Lord. You know,
Hollywood is quick to turn on you if you do
things that they don't like. And I think invoking the
name Jesus in front of a lot of Hollywood people
like pouring acid on them. It's just like they're gonna
(07:26):
freak out.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Everything you said is true. But remember the world is
changing now. There's a new right wing conservative media that's emerged,
and I've got to think right wing conservative entertainment as well.
Something we constantly wonder is are we conservative enough for
the conservatives now that oh you know, you mean you
mean maybe i'd be looking at us now. Somebody in
my gym was talking about this last night. They're like,
(07:49):
how many guns you got to own to negate the
fact that you smoke weed when you ski?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, you know what I mean? You want to be conservative?
It's like, you got five six guns? What do you got?
How many do any more guns? In West pot Where
did the fall on the spectrum there?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You know, it's a very good question. We had an
email sort of about that sort of thing. Guy said,
DJ Daniel, that little thirteen year old kid, you know,
that wanted to be a cop and was in the
president's you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Know speech and all that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Right, He said, that little kid reminds me of a
time in my life when I wanted to become a cop.
Unfortunately I also wanted to smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I ended up choosing be men who want to be.
Both women and athletes have a similar choice to make.
You can either be an athlete or you can be
a woman. You know, if you try, you know, just
being an athlete, then that takes be off the table. Yeah,
(08:45):
it's the choices that you have to make. Listen, don't
smoke pot.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Is my message to the young radio listeners outre if
you're in high school or especially you college kids, don't
screw it up. You don't want to smoke weed. All
that's going to do is make music sound better, make
jokes funnier, make food taste back, and make you enjoy
sex more and have fun with your friends. But other
than that, don't ever do it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, okay, some of us love our children, but some
of our children are so far gone that we wouldn't
have to put some of them to sleep in order
to take back the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Some of y'all don't want to hear that because you
don't live in reality.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I'm telling you, as a psychologist, I'm not going
to be able to psychologize all of them.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On the corner. Some of them going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Fuck God, Walton and Johnson Radio Network, you're right.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
How about a little jockey moo been on neck.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I realized just say that on the radio I guess
probably shouldn't passtas with ash Wednesday. I saw our vice
president get his ashes on ASH Wednesday, but he was
in Texas because he went down to the visit the border,
and on his way back on the tarmac at the
at the airport before he jumped on whatever little plane
(09:56):
he gets to ride on Air Force two I think
for six or whatever something, there was a priest there
waiting for him to deliver his forehead or ashes to
his forehead before you got back on the plane to
jet back home. The vice president did the whole thumb
thing with the ashes, and then he and the priests
(10:19):
both did the hand signs back and forth with each other.
What do they call that when they do the cross?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The sign of the cross sign language ASL is what
it's called him a s L American sign language and
go on, no, no, no, the crosses testicles? Watch wallet something?
Is that how it works? Watching Wallet? When the Catholics
make the sign of the cross, it's called the signum crusus,
but none of us call it that. It's just father's son,
(10:47):
holy ghost. That's what week. Now there's a video of
Lauren Bobert doing this out on the floor of the
House of Congress where she does it in the wrong direction.
She's a girl, but no girls Catholic know how to do.
I do love that JD. Evans became a Catholic, though
you know he used to be an atheist? Is that right?
The guys from South Park are very critical of organized religion,
(11:09):
and even they admit out loud the stupidest belief about
why we're here that you could possibly have is atheism.
They're not atheists, they're agnostic. They well, they just admit
they don't know. They're like, wait, you think the world,
the universe just took a dump and here we are.
What happened? The universe just pooped us out? That's your
theory that it just all happened randomly, that's why we're here.
(11:31):
That's your scientific explanation for it. That's actually the dumbest
explanation if you really think about it. That's much Even
the scientologists explanation, which I don't agree with at all,
is a little more detailed than the well, the universe
took a poop and here you are. That's a that's
a bad explanation. You're you science people got real lazy
on this one. You didn't even try. I don't remember
(11:52):
where I was headed with the story about your getting me.
I know it wasn't about the world's religions.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Out on the tarmac he was conversation about I know Jay,
I saw him on the dormac He's you know what.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It reminded me of Big big Lebowski. Remember when they're
throwing the ashes over the side of the cliff at
Big Lebowski and they That was my first thought. They
got jd Vance on the top. Now, if there's some
Jewish guy standing down wind.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You don't even have like a whole like ashes from
a fireplace or something.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
He just had a little little jar.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It looked like a little snuff jar or something with
He just rubbed his thumb on it and then did
the thing you do.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know what, they're coming up. But then I don't
think those ashes would have blown. Somebody had an idea
this week, and this is not my idea, but it's
a good idea for guys like you. Mister Oh what
you got, Well, if you wanted to be Catholic, and
I know you're not really real Catholicy, what about white ashes?
What about white ashes for black guys? You know? Yeah,
that's the thing, because think about it. You can wear
a tan colored suit. I can't look good in that.
(12:50):
You can wear it, you would look good. I wouldn't
look good. You can wear a cream colored suit. You know,
it's just different complexiita to wash you out. God made
us all beautiful for different reasons. But on ash Wednesday
they're supposed to do when he shows.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Up at church, the brothers already ask you before he
got to That's not what it means. That might be
the situation, though, I know it is funny that you
see all these women, especially younger women in their twenties
and thirties, Where are all the good men?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Where are all the good men? Once a year we
let you know who we are, that we're guys. Who
are you know? We believe in traditional gender roles and
all pay the tab and I you know, be respectful
to let Once a year you get that one day
where you get to know who all the good Catholic
boys are. And you don't even pay attention. You're too
busy waiting in line for your taxpayer funded amortion.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
If all the good guys that these girls are complaining
they can't find they're in church, Well, is that what
you're suspected.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, we're only there for an hour and then we leave,
and then you see the ashes on our forehead.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But day by day, you'll say, the middle of July,
you're looking for a good guy. Maybe he's in church.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well just make some notes. But yeah, you're right to
your point. You make a good point there that which
seems like exactly the opposite of what you and your
community would probably do.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Really not the point here, speaking of how things are
blowing away in the wind like ashes. I noticed they
just did a news report, national news report on a
Fox about how tough the folks have it up in
the Northeast. You know, they're always getting these these mega storms.
This the worst storm of all mankind today. I hate
(14:23):
to even say it out loud. Today in the Northeast,
it's it's gusty, gusty, Yes, it's gusty.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They did an entire story on how how.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
The wind gusts are blowing in the Northeast. And then
when they got done with the news to the weather
about how gusty it is in New York among other places.
They went to the weather lady. You know that janis
deine lady that was wiped out by COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
She's like the pretty weather grandma, right, Yeah, I like her.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
She's on the street interviewing tourists, probably not New Yorkers
because they don't stop for that. No interviewing tourists, you know,
on the Street Live where it's supposedly gusty in New York.
Those people's their hair wasn't even blowing. You'd think if
they're gonna do a story about gusty and then they
(15:16):
go to the Street Live, they'd have some wind blowing,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You know, Andrewson Cooper explained it to us back during Katrina.
You gotta find the deepest hole. You got to find
the deepest creek to stand in or get on your
knees in the water, you know, yeah, exactly squat down.
And apparently he's good on his knees. He's not a
stranger to that. Anderson Huh, who knew? Yeah, it's party,
it's in his use. You know, it's because he's because
I think he's Catholic, is what I mean by that.
(15:42):
He looks like a Catholic. When I listen to Anderson
Cooper talk and I learned about his personal life, it
just screams Catholic to me, that's it. Yeah, but I
don't know what his religion is. Yeah, that's probably best
we don't get into that. It wouldn't matter, wouldn't want
to know, wouldn't Carre's Slayton, New York City, New York City,
Gerarolle Walton and Johnson
And she's like a chameleon. She can turn into whatever
you want her to be at the snap of a finger.
I mean, okay, maybe whatever she wants to be. Okay.
I was watching this interview Jasmine Crockett did back before
she got elected. This is a lawmaker from the Dallas
Fort Worth area. She's the new face of the Democrat Party.
She's the new excitement. She's the exciting, you know, rigorous vigor.
(00:23):
She's got the uplifting fight. She's got the energy to fight,
got the fire in her belly.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Got a tongue that will lash you across your fact.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So she don't get sazzy. But back before she got elected,
she sounded like a white lady you'd meet in line
at a Coldplay concert. Oh damn it, white lady. I forgot.
It's not it's still not working. It's still not doing it.
Can we all right? Let's just play it anyway, here's
Jasmine krock Some people won't hear it. Why does this
need to be in stereo? It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Absolutely. First of all, it's good to see you in
the new year. You know, no one could have told
me that when I went down to Austin now looks
like a little bit over a year ago, that I
would be running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
All right, So the point is, what did she say.
No one could have told me when I went down
to Austin a year ago that I could have been
running for Congress. I didn't even know. I would have
never even guessed a year ago that I was going
to be running for Congress like the jazzmin Crockett.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, it's different, right absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
First of all, it's good to see you in the
new year. You know, no one could have told me
that when I went down to Austin now looks like
a little bit over a year ago, that I would
be running for Congress.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
It doesn't sound like this woman.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So she gonna keep saying trans trans trans so that
people will feel threatened and child listen, I.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Am no child. To call me a child, I am
no child. I won't even stuck out. That was when
Jasine Crockett got into verbal fisticuffs with Nancy mays.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, Nancy was no child. But then of course the
old Jasmine Crockett or the young one wouldn't call it nobody,
no child. She can't call you a child. No, she
didn't talk like that now really changed overnight?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That happened. Well, you know, it's good for her brand.
I guess yeah. I think she got very good at
hating on whitey. Hating whitey is so easy.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You really want to know who the criminals are in
this country, you can google it. You don't have to
trust me, But the people that commit eighty percent of
the most violent crimes in this country are white supremacists.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's so great. That is fabulous. You know, day after
day here in our city, we see all these news
stories about white supremacists getting into drive by shooting. It's
just so constant. I'm just sick of it. White supremacists
inspired stabbings. If it wasn't for them, You know, the
east side of Houston would be the safest place in America.
He used to be able to just walk around in
(02:57):
the Fifth Ward over there. But then suddenly these neo
Nazis showed up that really you know, they kept screaming
Maga country or something like that. Yeah, look what they
did to Jesse Smollett. Oh, that poor guy is. I
guess if it works, I hate to bag on her.
If it's working for well, I guess it is working
for her. We're talking about her now, we do talk
(03:19):
about her last year? Did we do? People not care
that she's I mean, she grew up around rich white
people at a country clubs. Same with AOC.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I was gonna say, She's not the first to try this,
get away with it, Elizabeth Warren. Won't everybody believe she's
an Indian, grew up in a tpee. She when her
mom gave birth, she she birthed her on a buffalo rug.
Yeah you know, I mean that's how she lived her life,
right exactly? Or was it?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, you're not supposed to question it. Yeah, you're not. Well,
Democrats could be whatever they want, you know, white black
man woman.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And they aren't going to stop being transgender just because
you stripped them from sports or from housing, or from
their healthcare or any other public place that you don't
want us to be. And so members make no mistake
that this is just another version of state sanctioned bullying
and genocide.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's the best part. Not letting dudes play golf with
your daughters or puncher in the face with a boxing
glove on. Yeah, that is genocide. You It is so wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh, by the way, on a separate topic, Earlier this morning,
we were discussing Pamela Bach, Pamela Bach Hasselhoff if she
you know, wanted to keep the name David Hasselhoff's ex wife.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Two terrible things happen. First, they told me earlier she
was sixty three when she now, according to this story,
was only sixty one, which she would have been upset
about if she had heard, you know how women are.
And secondly, now they're giving us calls of death. They
didn't earlier, and we may have tried to blame something
(04:57):
else when in fact it was the gunshot wound to
the head that really probably did it. Wow, self inflicted.
They should have probably mentioned that first. It wasn't you know,
when a Hasslehoff move or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow, now I feel bad about it. I know that
kind of changes the whole first half of the show
now that we know thereself in the head.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Now, I don't know if it's because she got some
bad news from the doctor, or if she was you know,
like you know, having mental issues, or or if David
just did something you know, like a man will occasionally
that'll make a woman just like freak out.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
See that's why I that's what's wrong with this radio show.
This woman, this is a tragic death, and you guys
use this as an excuse to make fun of David
Hasselhoff's old music videos. I hope y'all are happy with yourselves. Yeah, sick,
sick people. You're sick. You're sick. You guys all love y'all.
You're disgusting. I don't think you should got about y'all stuff.
Y'all are the ones that started it. Well, I mean
(05:52):
what you know, you know, you don't have to go
and blame around. I think neither of you two should
be allowed to come to work tomorrow or the day
after that. You take the whole weekend off unpaid. You're
not getting paid for Saturday or Sunday for that was
starting now. No, you got to finish today's show. Well, yeah,
I already started it. Can't get out of it. And plus,
you know we're halfway through the show here. We got
to keep going.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know, well, why don't we just replay the earlier
half of the show for the second half of the show, that's.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
The part where we were rude to David. Yeah, we
can't replay that. Well, hell, it would be worse. I
have to work it feels like that would be even
worse than what we already did. Billy. You guys know
what Chris Pratt's given up.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
For lynd Oh, I can't wait to find out. Apparently
his career, why what happened? He got all religiously.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh yeah, No, he's always been kind of a pro military,
pro Jesus. Yeah, I know. Chris Pratt's always been low
key right wing, kind of like Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
We've more low key right wing. Now he's out telling
people that he's not afraid to tell people that he
loves Jesus and take a stand. He said, even if
it calls me, it could cosse me everything, it could.
It's worth it to me because it's what I am
called to do. It's where my heart is, says Chris Pratt.
(07:04):
After building a career from you know, lowly Parks and
reck all the way up to Star Lord. You know,
Hollywood is quick to turn on you if you do
things that they don't like. And I think invoking the
name Jesus in front of a lot of Hollywood people
like pouring acid on them. It's just like they're gonna
(07:26):
freak out.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Everything you said is true. But remember the world is
changing now. There's a new right wing conservative media that's emerged,
and I've got to think right wing conservative entertainment as well.
Something we constantly wonder is are we conservative enough for
the conservatives now that oh you know, you mean you
mean maybe i'd be looking at us now. Somebody in
my gym was talking about this last night. They're like,
(07:49):
how many guns you got to own to negate the
fact that you smoke weed when you ski?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, you know what I mean? You want to be conservative?
It's like, you got five six guns? What do you got?
How many do any more guns? In West pot Where
did the fall on the spectrum there?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You know, it's a very good question. We had an
email sort of about that sort of thing. Guy said,
DJ Daniel, that little thirteen year old kid, you know,
that wanted to be a cop and was in the
president's you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Know speech and all that.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Right, He said, that little kid reminds me of a
time in my life when I wanted to become a cop.
Unfortunately I also wanted to smoke weed.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I ended up choosing be men who want to be.
Both women and athletes have a similar choice to make.
You can either be an athlete or you can be
a woman. You know, if you try, you know, just
being an athlete, then that takes be off the table. Yeah,
(08:45):
it's the choices that you have to make. Listen, don't
smoke pot.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Is my message to the young radio listeners outre if
you're in high school or especially you college kids, don't
screw it up. You don't want to smoke weed. All
that's going to do is make music sound better, make
jokes funnier, make food taste back, and make you enjoy
sex more and have fun with your friends. But other
than that, don't ever do it.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, okay, some of us love our children, but some
of our children are so far gone that we wouldn't
have to put some of them to sleep in order
to take back the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Some of y'all don't want to hear that because you
don't live in reality.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
But I'm telling you, as a psychologist, I'm not going
to be able to psychologize all of them.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
On the corner. Some of them going to sleep.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Fuck God, Walton and Johnson Radio Network, you're right.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
How about a little jockey moo been on neck.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I realized just say that on the radio I guess
probably shouldn't passtas with ash Wednesday. I saw our vice
president get his ashes on ASH Wednesday, but he was
in Texas because he went down to the visit the border,
and on his way back on the tarmac at the
at the airport before he jumped on whatever little plane
(09:56):
he gets to ride on Air Force two I think
for six or whatever something, there was a priest there
waiting for him to deliver his forehead or ashes to
his forehead before you got back on the plane to
jet back home. The vice president did the whole thumb
thing with the ashes, and then he and the priests
(10:19):
both did the hand signs back and forth with each other.
What do they call that when they do the cross?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
The sign of the cross sign language ASL is what
it's called him a s L American sign language and
go on, no, no, no, the crosses testicles? Watch wallet something?
Is that how it works? Watching Wallet? When the Catholics
make the sign of the cross, it's called the signum crusus,
but none of us call it that. It's just father's son,
(10:47):
holy ghost. That's what week. Now there's a video of
Lauren Bobert doing this out on the floor of the
House of Congress where she does it in the wrong direction.
She's a girl, but no girls Catholic know how to do.
I do love that JD. Evans became a Catholic, though
you know he used to be an atheist? Is that right?
The guys from South Park are very critical of organized religion,
(11:09):
and even they admit out loud the stupidest belief about
why we're here that you could possibly have is atheism.
They're not atheists, they're agnostic. They well, they just admit
they don't know. They're like, wait, you think the world,
the universe just took a dump and here we are.
What happened? The universe just pooped us out? That's your
theory that it just all happened randomly, that's why we're here.
(11:31):
That's your scientific explanation for it. That's actually the dumbest
explanation if you really think about it. That's much Even
the scientologists explanation, which I don't agree with at all,
is a little more detailed than the well, the universe
took a poop and here you are. That's a that's
a bad explanation. You're you science people got real lazy
on this one. You didn't even try. I don't remember
(11:52):
where I was headed with the story about your getting me.
I know it wasn't about the world's religions.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Out on the tarmac he was conversation about I know Jay,
I saw him on the dormac He's you know what.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It reminded me of Big big Lebowski. Remember when they're
throwing the ashes over the side of the cliff at
Big Lebowski and they That was my first thought. They
got jd Vance on the top. Now, if there's some
Jewish guy standing down wind.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You don't even have like a whole like ashes from
a fireplace or something.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
He just had a little little jar.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It looked like a little snuff jar or something with
He just rubbed his thumb on it and then did
the thing you do.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know what, they're coming up. But then I don't
think those ashes would have blown. Somebody had an idea
this week, and this is not my idea, but it's
a good idea for guys like you. Mister Oh what
you got, Well, if you wanted to be Catholic, and
I know you're not really real Catholicy, what about white ashes?
What about white ashes for black guys? You know? Yeah,
that's the thing, because think about it. You can wear
a tan colored suit. I can't look good in that.
(12:50):
You can wear it, you would look good. I wouldn't
look good. You can wear a cream colored suit. You know,
it's just different complexiita to wash you out. God made
us all beautiful for different reasons. But on ash Wednesday
they're supposed to do when he shows.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Up at church, the brothers already ask you before he
got to That's not what it means. That might be
the situation, though, I know it is funny that you
see all these women, especially younger women in their twenties
and thirties, Where are all the good men?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Where are all the good men? Once a year we
let you know who we are, that we're guys. Who
are you know? We believe in traditional gender roles and
all pay the tab and I you know, be respectful
to let Once a year you get that one day
where you get to know who all the good Catholic
boys are. And you don't even pay attention. You're too
busy waiting in line for your taxpayer funded amortion.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
If all the good guys that these girls are complaining
they can't find they're in church, Well, is that what
you're suspected.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well, we're only there for an hour and then we leave,
and then you see the ashes on our forehead.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But day by day, you'll say, the middle of July,
you're looking for a good guy. Maybe he's in church.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well just make some notes. But yeah, you're right to
your point. You make a good point there that which
seems like exactly the opposite of what you and your
community would probably do.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Really not the point here, speaking of how things are
blowing away in the wind like ashes. I noticed they
just did a news report, national news report on a
Fox about how tough the folks have it up in
the Northeast. You know, they're always getting these these mega storms.
This the worst storm of all mankind today. I hate
(14:23):
to even say it out loud. Today in the Northeast,
it's it's gusty, gusty, Yes, it's gusty.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They did an entire story on how how.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
The wind gusts are blowing in the Northeast. And then
when they got done with the news to the weather
about how gusty it is in New York among other places.
They went to the weather lady. You know that janis
deine lady that was wiped out by COVID.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
She's like the pretty weather grandma, right, Yeah, I like her.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
She's on the street interviewing tourists, probably not New Yorkers
because they don't stop for that. No interviewing tourists, you know,
on the Street Live where it's supposedly gusty in New York.
Those people's their hair wasn't even blowing. You'd think if
they're gonna do a story about gusty and then they
(15:16):
go to the Street Live, they'd have some wind blowing,
you know.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You know, Andrewson Cooper explained it to us back during Katrina.
You gotta find the deepest hole. You got to find
the deepest creek to stand in or get on your
knees in the water, you know, yeah, exactly squat down.
And apparently he's good on his knees. He's not a
stranger to that. Anderson Huh, who knew? Yeah, it's party,
it's in his use. You know, it's because he's because
I think he's Catholic, is what I mean by that.
(15:42):
He looks like a Catholic. When I listen to Anderson
Cooper talk and I learned about his personal life, it
just screams Catholic to me, that's it. Yeah, but I
don't know what his religion is. Yeah, that's probably best
we don't get into that. It wouldn't matter, wouldn't want
to know, wouldn't Carre's Slayton, New York City, New York City,
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