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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you believe that they find drugs. If they find
drugs in your backyard, you go to jail. If they
find diamonds and oil, the government gets to keep It.
Didn't sound right at all. When I bought my high
rise condo, I didn't know I wasn't gonna get mineral rights.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You should have known what you thought you were the
only one there that will own what's in the ground underneath?
Or do you think everybody then? How many people living
in the same building. They didn't say anything about the ground,
and neither did I.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why are you jumping?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What right? Never mind? What air is not a mineral? No,
Oxygen's not a mineral.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Eight six six. I love WJ.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We got this guy named Bill, and Bill's from Mississippi,
and he's got like all these facts or whatever Bill
tells it like it is don't.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And he's about to tell off the AP. We were
just reading this report from the AP. They said that
Donald Trump took one hundred thousand photos and and he
wiped his butt with them, and they were historic pictures
from World War Two, but he didn't like them because
it was called a Nola gay Bill. Bill disagrees with
the AP on that. Bill, Okay, well we read the story,
to be fair, we read it on a liberal blog
(01:04):
called raw Story, where they were they were regurgitating what
they read from the Apple. But Bill sounds like a
smart guy. So Bill, Bill, why don't you explain it
to us? How did it work? Again?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, I heard you guys talking about this. I'm sitting
there in Vicksburg, Mississippi, right and I said, man, that
sounds like some more of us misinformation.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Jet liberal B eight and everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Else is they just jump out and go crazy with
So I just ran a search for you, Olgay. Sure,
and there was a little blurb there about twenty six
thousand pictures like a lot flag.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's way less.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Than a hundred potential removal okay, not one hundred thousand,
and and nothing's been removed yet. So I ran, I
ran looked at the images, you know, for you, Olgay. Yeah,
and they're there. I mean, it's just they're still. Then
take as many, look as many pictures that you want
to look at, and they is all over the place.
But the pictures are not one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's not even close to that. Thank you, Bill, appreciate you.
I guess the folks at AP just didn't figure on
folks like Bill.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And if if and if the computer can immediately remove him,
Canon immediately put him back in you have? I mean,
it's ever really gone? Is it? Grandma's called? No, Grandma's
not coming back. Ray charleson't coming back, and rest in
peace to David Hasselhoff. I'm gonna miss him. He was awesome.
No it was. It wasn't David, it was his ex wife.
(02:34):
Oh man, that's the second time this morning we screwed
that up. Yeah, stop doing that. I felt bad about that.
I didn't even know she existed until a few minutes ago,
and now I feel like we've been disrespectful twice.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Wait, why y'all want to talk while I put this on?
And I know, pretend you want to talk all over it.
My favorite part of the song is when he goes now,
wait a minute, Oh, wait a minute, and then.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He tells you what he's talking about, and he's talking
about America is what he's talking about. He starts singing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Like Jasmine Crockett eight years ago, and then he finishes
the song like Jasmine Crockett yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, because he finds his I don't know what you
would call it exactly. You know, his his his his vibe,
his his energy, maybe soul maybe, so maybe that's it.
I want to start doing what Jasmine Crockett did. I
know I wouldn't be taken seriously though. No, as a broadcaster.
If I came on the.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Radio one day and I did one voice and follow
me here, and then the next day I come on
the radio and I do a totally different voice, nobody
would take me seriously. I don't think so that would they.
That would be the corniest thing a person could And
then to think you could get paid for doing that, please,
But Jasmine Crockett does that every day. She comes out
of you did one voice for one group of people,
(03:48):
another voice for another. It's almost kind of what's that
word rhymes with psycho? I was gonna say racist by
yo that Yeah, But still I'm gonna start doing Was
it was it racist? When Hillary did it? No, it
didn't feel racist. She did well, she was at a
black church.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Racist when Kamala did it, No, AOC did it too. No, No,
it's not. It's not racist. When when Democrats do stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Man, I gotta tell you, I I think we're in
the wrong line of work. Man, If we could do
stuff like that and get paid for it, that would
be so cool. Just to make stuff up and line
of people and do a fake voice all the time.
That easy. That ain't the real world. I'm sorry, listen
to AOC with this southern voice. I'm proud to be
a bartender. Ain't nothing wrong with that? What I don't
(04:35):
feel no ways tired.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I come too far from where I started from.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
There's nothing wrong with working retail, folding clothes for other
people to buy.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
There is nothing wrong with preparing the food that your
neighbors will eat, the la growing it in the garbage disposal afterwards,
once you figure out what that is.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I've heard that sound right before. I never noticed the
guy in the back of the girl's I thought, is
he saying, oh girl, go on her, Oh girl, stop
doing that voice? Not real sure she put him all.
She's done it before, Hillary Clinton, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Don't feel always tired now.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That was her in twenty two thousand and eight. Here
she is in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
There does seem to be a pattern democratic presidents, and
there's two in particular, I'm thinking about over the last
thirty five years, seemed to inherit a mess of problems.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, I guess that wasn't quite as bad as bad.
But here she is in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You know, they've just been mining their own business and
they got hit by meteor. You know, I'm not sitting
here some little woman standing by my man like Tammy
wineing and every time she called distraught, saying her life
was going to be ruined, ruined, ruined.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You guys know where she's from?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Who?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hillary? Yeah, you know where she grow up?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Arkansas? No, Hillary Clinton is from the same place I am,
from the suburbs of like the mean Street outside of Chicago.
She grew up. I think she's even closer to Chicago.
I was an hour hour and a half ish from
Chicago in a small town.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I heard you grew up on the mean Street. That's
what you keep telling people when you meet them. Well,
that's what I tell girls to impress them.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Sometimes. It's kind of like if you tell people you're
from the West side of Houston and they're not from Houston,
they'll be like man west side, the west side, west
side of Houston. Where are you from? And it's like,
I'm from Sinco Ranch or Energy corriy door, I'm from
the Energy Corridor. I'm right over there by the Italian
Fusion Rest Sunnyside. Now that's got some sting to it,
(06:44):
you know what I'm saying, Only if you're from Houston.
If you're not from Houston, and I said I was
from Sunnyside, that doesn't sound That's like saying your fround's pleasant,
like Mayberry or whatever. Yeah, you know, yo, I'm from
the west side of Houston. Homie. You live by the
galleria mall dog. Yeah, yeah, I'm from the south side.
You know what I'm saying. What the Medical district? What
are you talking about? You lived by the hospital?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Speaking of one of these young brothers is coming up
and knows what it's like to be from the Means Street.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So I want to introduce y'all to Tyrell Morris.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Tyrell Morris is a former leader of the Orleans Parish
Communications District. All right, there's a communications district, that's right,
and he used to lead it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You follow me so far?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They have a leader, all right, Mister Morris talking to
the TV recently about possibly maybe running for mayor of
New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He said, this is his quote. The city of New
Orleans has all the.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Ingredients to be the best city in the world, but
it requires a leader who would listen and be honest
and work with everyone. All right now, mister Tyrell Morris,
who says we need an honest leader to be mayor,
is currently facing accusations in state court of malfeasans in
office and several other charges while offering him up himself
(08:03):
up as mayor.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think they're confused. Malfeasans is his girlfriend's name. I
met her. Yeah, she dances at the Chucklehot on Tuesdays.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He left his last job because he was involved in
a car crash in a city owned vehicle, and according
to the investigators, Tyrrell then went in and retroactively altered
the policy in order to avoid a mandatory drug and
alcohol tests which would normally follow the crash of a
(08:31):
city owned vehicle.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Would change it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
He decided he didn't want to take the drug alcohol tests,
and so he just kind of like scratched that part
out and initialed it and date backdated it. He's also
facing a little scrutiny right now over a multimillion dollar
contract to upgrade the nine to one one centers computer software.
Officer of Inspector General said he altered some language in
(08:55):
that contract, claimed that there were some irregularities that ultimately
torpedoed the deal, but not before it cost New Orlean's
taxpayers nearly four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
See this is more confusion. Just like malfeasans is the
name of his ex girlfriend? Upgrades his bodyguard's name. Oh yeah, Upgrade.
You don't want to miss with Upgrade. Yeah, he's got
spells it with two d's for a double dose of distemper.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Dude, We'll travel through time to get you if you
mess with up Yeah, Upgrade will get his money.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
So the gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real,
got it?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Jim Dan Oh, there he goes.
I thought Jim Dandy came to the rescue. No, this
is a different song. This is called Jim Dandy Got Married.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I've heard this all my life, Jim Dandy. It's
just the one song. It's a common misunderstanding. See black Oak,
Arkansas famously covered Laverne Baker's Jim Dandy in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
She did her version.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In nineteen fifty six, the lead singer of Black Oak,
Arkansas called.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Himself Jim Dandy. Do it like Casey?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Who who's Casey? You call your a radio boy? Mister
radio boy. Don't know Casey cash bro.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I know all the old radio DJs, like from the nineties.
Is that what you mean? Yeah, the old ones? Yeah,
why what are you talking about? Who's Casey? Never mind? Anyway,
So Jim Dandy was the lead singer. You see the
guy that came up to bat and struck out. Oh yeah,
like that old movie right, the Natural with Robert Redford.
Yeah that was good.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
See, mister Kenneth gets say, what the hell are you
talking about? Billy Ed You sound crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm gonna just take a break here. I think I'm
gonna I'm gonna go sharpen my knives.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I know all the radio guys, they're all on Twitter.
There's no radio guy named Casey. Believe me. If Kenny
knows it, he knows it. There's no question about it.
Radio is a small industry. We all follow each other
on social media. I'm telling you, there's no is it
a girl named Casey Because a lot of those midday
DJs are girls. Yeah, that's true. What does she do
like pop or adult contemporary? I don't listen to that
(10:54):
soccer mom radio. I don't like to label things, you know.
I don't put labels on stuff. That's that's you people.
You know how you Italians are, You probably should put
labels on stuff. How are we Italians?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I thought he was going to say, you know how
you Catholics are. By the way, speaking of Ryan has
an actually for you this morning?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
For me?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, you come in it earlier about how there's a
video going around of Congresswoman Lauren Bobert making the Sign
of the Cross backwards or maybe you said.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The wrong way, Yeah, the wrong way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What you forgot, and I'm sure you knew this, but
then you forgot, is that Christians of the Eastern Orthodox
faith make the sign of the Cross in that manner.
The Roman Catholic Church changed the manner that they make
the sign after the separation from the rest of the
Catholic Churches back in ten fifty three AD, in an
(11:52):
event called the Great Schism.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Perhaps you've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So for some who are Orthodox, the Roman Catholics the
ones that do it the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So there no, No, I think he hasn't seen this video.
Has he? First of all, she's not the thing that
he says she is. I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But when you say she does it wrong, does she
go bottom to top or does she go right to
left and you're supposed to go left to right?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm so glad she does it in a circle? Wait, okay,
that doesn't sound right at all. No, she does one
of these. Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ryan was probably misled by your description. He didn't get
the circle part until now.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wait a second. I have two questions for Ryan. Number one,
are you Lauren's friend? And then number two are you
the guy that she went to go see Beetlejuice the
musical with in Denver? They just call him that lucky
son of a gun. You know what, I'm gonna go
ahead and give it to him Ryan. I don't know
what he's mad about. But Ryan, I'm sure you're probably right.
If you got a friendly, he got a nice old
(12:51):
fashion from Lauren in a theater.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'll tell you what. I haven't had a good old
fashion in years, you know? And did you say that
Theodola gave him to Nagasaki? Because I think it was No,
they were No, I think you're missing the point. They No,
they were doing Nagasaki bombs before they took off. That's different. Yeah,
they were doing right exactly that you well, you know
it's like I like to have a drink with the
pilot before the plane takes off. Of course, who doesn't.
(13:14):
That's just what I like to do.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You know it's me anyway, was the one that carried
the bomb to Hiroshima?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah? Everyone knows that, sure, obviously. That's why today when
you go into a bar near a college like in
Tiger Land, everybody does Hiroshima's. They're good. Of course today
not gonna, not gonna, not gonna drink here anymore. Did
you know that today, the first Friday in March's National
Employee Appreciation Day, Well, of course we knew that. We're
(13:42):
guessing corporations will be sending bonuses, giving workers raises, buying
them expensive catered lunches, and going on in the way
to acknowledge the commitment and devotion of those who work hard.
That's what they always do. And I mean obviously, in fact,
we got a phone message from the corporate people here
at our radio network. I love these and I always
sow uplifting. Let's see how they takeing care of us.
(14:04):
Hang on greetings work or number seven, three, six, five, nine,
two eight. Let's you bill.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, you are a valued employee.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That company would like to thank you for your years
of hard work by offering you a ten percent discount
on any items in the markdown rack on this special day.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We appreciate your dedication. Happy Employee Appreciation Day?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is it? Hello?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's all yet? I gotta tell you I feel pretty
good right about now. Y'all didn't get anything like that
for you, did you. I feel terrible right now. Yeah,
you got everything. We get nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I got it all. It doesn't seem fair. Okay. We
already talked about Mike Wilhoyt, right, I gotta sweep it. Okay,
here's what I've been sitting on all morning. Let it out,
do you? That's the way man?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Do you guys know who Lelly Philip says, it's not
the first time we've talked about it recently. Is that
big boob girl that does the AT and T commercials
and everybody goes.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, no, this is you.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So you know there's like big boobs stuff because they
make her dress different on the commercials.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, no, no, she doesn't do AT and T commercials.
She does Lily something or another. She does a thousand
men in one day, remember her. She does impressions. No,
the British porn star that you know. So when you
say does me, and I thought you meant she does impressions,
Well she's got a new gimmick and I'm just curious.
This reminds me a little bit of the Landman. Lily Phillips,
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the controversial porn star, is now going to bed elderly
men as part of an onlyfan stunt. She's going to
do a tour of nursing homes in America, and she's
starting off with an eighty two year old guy named Steve,
donning nothing more than a miniskirt and a cardigan, showing
off for Cleveland. That's how the Daily Mail puts. Here's
my question. I have mixed feelings about this because on
(15:45):
one hand, like, hey, this is going to make these.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Old men happy or kill them or both. Well that's
my immediate next thought. Well, sure is she? It is
like Landman and the girl's own Landman. Are you know
having sex with the dudes in the old folks homes,
just entertaining them and getting them out, showing them, you know,
giving them something to do besides sit there and play checkers.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, what happens if one of them? What are the
legal ramifications of this? I mean, the guy's couldsentially doing it,
But what if he has a heart attack and dies?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
On Landman, they had an emergency, you know, a medtech
standing by.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Do you think she's got that? I doubt it. Did
you think a twenty three year old OnlyFans model has
thought that one through? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Why is it that if the government finds diamonds or
oil in your backyard, it's government property, but if they
find drugs, it's yours, my stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This is the Waltman Johnson Show.
Do you believe that they find drugs. If they find
drugs in your backyard, you go to jail. If they
find diamonds and oil, the government gets to keep It.
Didn't sound right at all. When I bought my high
rise condo, I didn't know I wasn't gonna get mineral rights.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You should have known what you thought you were the
only one there that will own what's in the ground underneath?
Or do you think everybody then? How many people living
in the same building. They didn't say anything about the ground,
and neither did I.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why are you jumping?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What right? Never mind? What air is not a mineral? No,
Oxygen's not a mineral.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Eight six six. I love WJ.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We got this guy named Bill, and Bill's from Mississippi,
and he's got like all these facts or whatever Bill
tells it like it is don't.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And he's about to tell off the AP. We were
just reading this report from the AP. They said that
Donald Trump took one hundred thousand photos and and he
wiped his butt with them, and they were historic pictures
from World War Two, but he didn't like them because
it was called a Nola gay Bill. Bill disagrees with
the AP on that. Bill, Okay, well we read the story,
to be fair, we read it on a liberal blog
(01:04):
called raw Story, where they were they were regurgitating what
they read from the Apple. But Bill sounds like a
smart guy. So Bill, Bill, why don't you explain it
to us? How did it work? Again?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, I heard you guys talking about this. I'm sitting
there in Vicksburg, Mississippi, right and I said, man, that
sounds like some more of us misinformation.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Jet liberal B eight and everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Else is they just jump out and go crazy with
So I just ran a search for you, Olgay. Sure,
and there was a little blurb there about twenty six
thousand pictures like a lot flag.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's way less.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Than a hundred potential removal okay, not one hundred thousand,
and and nothing's been removed yet. So I ran, I
ran looked at the images, you know, for you, Olgay. Yeah,
and they're there. I mean, it's just they're still. Then
take as many, look as many pictures that you want
to look at, and they is all over the place.
But the pictures are not one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's not even close to that. Thank you, Bill, appreciate you.
I guess the folks at AP just didn't figure on
folks like Bill.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
And if if and if the computer can immediately remove him,
Canon immediately put him back in you have? I mean,
it's ever really gone? Is it? Grandma's called? No, Grandma's
not coming back. Ray charleson't coming back, and rest in
peace to David Hasselhoff. I'm gonna miss him. He was awesome.
No it was. It wasn't David, it was his ex wife.
(02:34):
Oh man, that's the second time this morning we screwed
that up. Yeah, stop doing that. I felt bad about that.
I didn't even know she existed until a few minutes ago,
and now I feel like we've been disrespectful twice.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Wait, why y'all want to talk while I put this on?
And I know, pretend you want to talk all over it.
My favorite part of the song is when he goes now,
wait a minute, Oh, wait a minute, and then.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He tells you what he's talking about, and he's talking
about America is what he's talking about. He starts singing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Like Jasmine Crockett eight years ago, and then he finishes
the song like Jasmine Crockett yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, because he finds his I don't know what you
would call it exactly. You know, his his his his vibe,
his his energy, maybe soul maybe, so maybe that's it.
I want to start doing what Jasmine Crockett did. I
know I wouldn't be taken seriously though. No, as a broadcaster.
If I came on the.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Radio one day and I did one voice and follow
me here, and then the next day I come on
the radio and I do a totally different voice, nobody
would take me seriously. I don't think so that would they.
That would be the corniest thing a person could And
then to think you could get paid for doing that, please,
But Jasmine Crockett does that every day. She comes out
of you did one voice for one group of people,
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another voice for another. It's almost kind of what's that
word rhymes with psycho? I was gonna say racist by
yo that Yeah, But still I'm gonna start doing Was
it was it racist? When Hillary did it? No, it
didn't feel racist. She did well, she was at a
black church.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Racist when Kamala did it, No, AOC did it too. No, No,
it's not. It's not racist. When when Democrats do stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Man, I gotta tell you, I I think we're in
the wrong line of work. Man, If we could do
stuff like that and get paid for it, that would
be so cool. Just to make stuff up and line
of people and do a fake voice all the time.
That easy. That ain't the real world. I'm sorry, listen
to AOC with this southern voice. I'm proud to be
a bartender. Ain't nothing wrong with that? What I don't
(04:35):
feel no ways tired.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I come too far from where I started from.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
There's nothing wrong with working retail, folding clothes for other
people to buy.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
There is nothing wrong with preparing the food that your
neighbors will eat, the la growing it in the garbage disposal afterwards,
once you figure out what that is.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I've heard that sound right before. I never noticed the
guy in the back of the girl's I thought, is
he saying, oh girl, go on her, Oh girl, stop
doing that voice? Not real sure she put him all.
She's done it before, Hillary Clinton, But I.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Don't feel always tired now.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
That was her in twenty two thousand and eight. Here
she is in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
There does seem to be a pattern democratic presidents, and
there's two in particular, I'm thinking about over the last
thirty five years, seemed to inherit a mess of problems.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Have you noticed that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, I guess that wasn't quite as bad as bad.
But here she is in nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
You know, they've just been mining their own business and
they got hit by meteor. You know, I'm not sitting
here some little woman standing by my man like Tammy
wineing and every time she called distraught, saying her life
was going to be ruined, ruined, ruined.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You guys know where she's from?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Who?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hillary? Yeah, you know where she grow up?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Arkansas? No, Hillary Clinton is from the same place I am,
from the suburbs of like the mean Street outside of Chicago.
She grew up. I think she's even closer to Chicago.
I was an hour hour and a half ish from
Chicago in a small town.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I heard you grew up on the mean Street. That's
what you keep telling people when you meet them. Well,
that's what I tell girls to impress them.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Sometimes. It's kind of like if you tell people you're
from the West side of Houston and they're not from Houston,
they'll be like man west side, the west side, west
side of Houston. Where are you from? And it's like,
I'm from Sinco Ranch or Energy corriy door, I'm from
the Energy Corridor. I'm right over there by the Italian
Fusion Rest Sunnyside. Now that's got some sting to it,
(06:44):
you know what I'm saying, Only if you're from Houston.
If you're not from Houston, and I said I was
from Sunnyside, that doesn't sound That's like saying your fround's pleasant,
like Mayberry or whatever. Yeah, you know, yo, I'm from
the west side of Houston. Homie. You live by the
galleria mall dog. Yeah, yeah, I'm from the south side.
You know what I'm saying. What the Medical district? What
are you talking about? You lived by the hospital?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Speaking of one of these young brothers is coming up
and knows what it's like to be from the Means Street.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
So I want to introduce y'all to Tyrell Morris.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Tyrell Morris is a former leader of the Orleans Parish
Communications District. All right, there's a communications district, that's right,
and he used to lead it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You follow me so far?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
They have a leader, all right, Mister Morris talking to
the TV recently about possibly maybe running for mayor of
New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
He said, this is his quote. The city of New
Orleans has all the.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Ingredients to be the best city in the world, but
it requires a leader who would listen and be honest
and work with everyone. All right now, mister Tyrell Morris,
who says we need an honest leader to be mayor,
is currently facing accusations in state court of malfeasans in
office and several other charges while offering him up himself
(08:03):
up as mayor.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I think they're confused. Malfeasans is his girlfriend's name. I
met her. Yeah, she dances at the Chucklehot on Tuesdays.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He left his last job because he was involved in
a car crash in a city owned vehicle, and according
to the investigators, Tyrrell then went in and retroactively altered
the policy in order to avoid a mandatory drug and
alcohol tests which would normally follow the crash of a
(08:31):
city owned vehicle.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Would change it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
He decided he didn't want to take the drug alcohol tests,
and so he just kind of like scratched that part
out and initialed it and date backdated it. He's also
facing a little scrutiny right now over a multimillion dollar
contract to upgrade the nine to one one centers computer software.
Officer of Inspector General said he altered some language in
(08:55):
that contract, claimed that there were some irregularities that ultimately
torpedoed the deal, but not before it cost New Orlean's
taxpayers nearly four million dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
See this is more confusion. Just like malfeasans is the
name of his ex girlfriend? Upgrades his bodyguard's name. Oh yeah, Upgrade.
You don't want to miss with Upgrade. Yeah, he's got
spells it with two d's for a double dose of distemper.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Dude, We'll travel through time to get you if you
mess with up Yeah, Upgrade will get his money.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
So the gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real,
got it?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Jim Dan Oh, there he goes.
I thought Jim Dandy came to the rescue. No, this
is a different song. This is called Jim Dandy Got Married.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No, I've heard this all my life, Jim Dandy. It's
just the one song. It's a common misunderstanding. See black Oak,
Arkansas famously covered Laverne Baker's Jim Dandy in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
She did her version.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
In nineteen fifty six, the lead singer of Black Oak,
Arkansas called.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Himself Jim Dandy. Do it like Casey?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Like?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Who who's Casey? You call your a radio boy? Mister
radio boy. Don't know Casey cash bro.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I know all the old radio DJs, like from the nineties.
Is that what you mean? Yeah, the old ones? Yeah,
why what are you talking about? Who's Casey? Never mind? Anyway,
So Jim Dandy was the lead singer. You see the
guy that came up to bat and struck out. Oh yeah,
like that old movie right, the Natural with Robert Redford.
Yeah that was good.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
See, mister Kenneth gets say, what the hell are you
talking about? Billy Ed You sound crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm gonna just take a break here. I think I'm
gonna I'm gonna go sharpen my knives.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I know all the radio guys, they're all on Twitter.
There's no radio guy named Casey. Believe me. If Kenny
knows it, he knows it. There's no question about it.
Radio is a small industry. We all follow each other
on social media. I'm telling you, there's no is it
a girl named Casey Because a lot of those midday
DJs are girls. Yeah, that's true. What does she do
like pop or adult contemporary? I don't listen to that
(10:54):
soccer mom radio. I don't like to label things, you know.
I don't put labels on stuff. That's that's you people.
You know how you Italians are, You probably should put
labels on stuff. How are we Italians?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I thought he was going to say, you know how
you Catholics are. By the way, speaking of Ryan has
an actually for you this morning?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
For me?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, you come in it earlier about how there's a
video going around of Congresswoman Lauren Bobert making the Sign
of the Cross backwards or maybe you said.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
The wrong way, Yeah, the wrong way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
What you forgot, and I'm sure you knew this, but
then you forgot, is that Christians of the Eastern Orthodox
faith make the sign of the Cross in that manner.
The Roman Catholic Church changed the manner that they make
the sign after the separation from the rest of the
Catholic Churches back in ten fifty three AD, in an
(11:52):
event called the Great Schism.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Perhaps you've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So for some who are Orthodox, the Roman Catholics the
ones that do it the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
So there no, No, I think he hasn't seen this video.
Has he? First of all, she's not the thing that
he says she is. I don't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But when you say she does it wrong, does she
go bottom to top or does she go right to
left and you're supposed to go left to right?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm so glad she does it in a circle? Wait, okay,
that doesn't sound right at all. No, she does one
of these. Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ryan was probably misled by your description. He didn't get
the circle part until now.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Wait a second. I have two questions for Ryan. Number one,
are you Lauren's friend? And then number two are you
the guy that she went to go see Beetlejuice the
musical with in Denver? They just call him that lucky
son of a gun. You know what, I'm gonna go
ahead and give it to him Ryan. I don't know
what he's mad about. But Ryan, I'm sure you're probably right.
If you got a friendly, he got a nice old
(12:51):
fashion from Lauren in a theater.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I'll tell you what. I haven't had a good old
fashion in years, you know? And did you say that
Theodola gave him to Nagasaki? Because I think it was No,
they were No, I think you're missing the point. They No,
they were doing Nagasaki bombs before they took off. That's different. Yeah,
they were doing right exactly that you well, you know
it's like I like to have a drink with the
pilot before the plane takes off. Of course, who doesn't.
(13:14):
That's just what I like to do.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You know it's me anyway, was the one that carried
the bomb to Hiroshima?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah? Everyone knows that, sure, obviously. That's why today when
you go into a bar near a college like in
Tiger Land, everybody does Hiroshima's. They're good. Of course today
not gonna, not gonna, not gonna drink here anymore. Did
you know that today, the first Friday in March's National
Employee Appreciation Day, Well, of course we knew that. We're
(13:42):
guessing corporations will be sending bonuses, giving workers raises, buying
them expensive catered lunches, and going on in the way
to acknowledge the commitment and devotion of those who work hard.
That's what they always do. And I mean obviously, in fact,
we got a phone message from the corporate people here
at our radio network. I love these and I always
sow uplifting. Let's see how they takeing care of us.
(14:04):
Hang on greetings work or number seven, three, six, five, nine,
two eight. Let's you bill.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, you are a valued employee.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
That company would like to thank you for your years
of hard work by offering you a ten percent discount
on any items in the markdown rack on this special day.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
We appreciate your dedication. Happy Employee Appreciation Day?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Is it? Hello?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's all yet? I gotta tell you I feel pretty
good right about now. Y'all didn't get anything like that
for you, did you. I feel terrible right now. Yeah,
you got everything. We get nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I got it all. It doesn't seem fair. Okay. We
already talked about Mike Wilhoyt, right, I gotta sweep it. Okay,
here's what I've been sitting on all morning. Let it out,
do you? That's the way man?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Do you guys know who Lelly Philip says, it's not
the first time we've talked about it recently. Is that
big boob girl that does the AT and T commercials
and everybody goes.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, no, this is you.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So you know there's like big boobs stuff because they
make her dress different on the commercials.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, no, no, she doesn't do AT and T commercials.
She does Lily something or another. She does a thousand
men in one day, remember her. She does impressions. No,
the British porn star that you know. So when you
say does me, and I thought you meant she does impressions,
Well she's got a new gimmick and I'm just curious.
This reminds me a little bit of the Landman. Lily Phillips,
(15:24):
the controversial porn star, is now going to bed elderly
men as part of an onlyfan stunt. She's going to
do a tour of nursing homes in America, and she's
starting off with an eighty two year old guy named Steve,
donning nothing more than a miniskirt and a cardigan, showing
off for Cleveland. That's how the Daily Mail puts. Here's
my question. I have mixed feelings about this because on
(15:45):
one hand, like, hey, this is going to make these.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Old men happy or kill them or both. Well that's
my immediate next thought. Well, sure is she? It is
like Landman and the girl's own Landman. Are you know
having sex with the dudes in the old folks homes,
just entertaining them and getting them out, showing them, you know,
giving them something to do besides sit there and play checkers.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, what happens if one of them? What are the
legal ramifications of this? I mean, the guy's couldsentially doing it,
But what if he has a heart attack and dies?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
On Landman, they had an emergency, you know, a medtech
standing by.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Do you think she's got that? I doubt it. Did
you think a twenty three year old OnlyFans model has
thought that one through? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Why is it that if the government finds diamonds or
oil in your backyard, it's government property, but if they
find drugs, it's yours, my stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
This is the Waltman Johnson Show.
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