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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a question. Shoot, what's up? Do you think
people will hate me? Yeah, they'll hate you. I mean wait, wait,
get the question. Do you think people hate me if
I tell them right now that it's really just now
eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I mean it should be eight o'clock. I mean, well,
not to our East coast listeners.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, I mean eight o'clock Central. I get what you're doing.
It's not it's it's all the clock says nine. The
sun still thinks it's eight o'clock. Well, okay, so it
is daylight saving time, we know. And yes, I think
people hate you when you bring that stuff up. And
it's also Monday, March tenth. What's going on today? Those
March tenth birthdays include the big, big, big names, celebrity superstars.
(00:40):
That's right, it's in March. I forgot about that. No, No,
that's not no, it's coming. That's a band's name, right,
the Eyes of March Eyes. Yes, Oh yeah, they did
that song Vehicle. That's a song about a child Molaster.
That creeps me out of Okay, I must start with
John Ham. Okay, because John Ham is celebrating John Ham
this morning. He's a pedophile. I didn't know John ham
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is fifty four years old today.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Seems unlikely that he would need to pray on kids.
I bet plenty of adult women would be interested.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Why why are you dedicating a song to him? Because
you just said this was his song? Didn't you just
say that and I said it's John Hamm's birthday? Well
what about that made it sound like I said that
was his song? I guess I just thought you were
insinuating it. You brought up the Eyes of March.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Not me, Eyes of March, Eyes of March. Okay, it's okay.
I'm happy to help you out. You know you feel bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
For you, etceter PM. I think you don't know what
the band's called. No big deal. Anybody got like thirty
of them got a tequila. I could start, all right,
go on, Emily Osmond, which was Miley Cyrus's best friend
on Hannah Montana when everybody just called Miley Hannah. Then
Emily Osmond. You know she's also you know that I
(01:54):
see dead people. It's sister, younger sister. Okay, yeah, anyway,
she's thirty three now. Olivia Wilde is forty one, Carrie
Underwood forty two. Timba Land, the rapper that used to
annoy John so much, just mainly because he stole his
name from some boots. His real name is Timothy is
Zach Carr Moseley, timba Is fifty three, John Ham fifty four,
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Paget Brewster fifty six, Edie burkel Is fifty nine. Nina Cherry,
you know what she was famous for? You sure the
buffalo stands. Yeah, you gotta rock your stance. She's sixty
one now, Jasmine love baby not romance, Okay, Jasmine guy
is sixty three. I thought she was gonna have a career.
(02:43):
She was Whitley on a different world and while the
Cosby kid that went over, you know, Lisa Boney to
start a different world. Whitley was turned out to be
kind of the star of the show. But I haven't
seen anythings she's been in since. Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You think so when you think someone's going to be
a big star.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, that's what a lot of people thought about you,
that you'd be the breakaway star from the show. But
here you are still a supporting cast member after.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
All these years. It's a good song. Mitch Gaylord, the
Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics way back in nineteen eighty
four is sixty four years old. Now Sharon Stone is
sixty seven. Hm oh because of her thing, I say,
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why you were all your eyes? I didn't. Shannon Tweet
is sixty eight. Kind of you know, her thing too
soft core porn queen and Jeansimon's wife. You know it's
weird about that. That was a very shameful thing.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Then doing your career is going so bad you've been
reduced to soft core porn.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Not today Now it's empowering. Oh, absolutely, she did an
adult film. Good for her. She's owning her sexuality. Show
you your most intimate private parts to the public and
you're brave. Yeah, she's brave and stunning. Tom Sholes is
seventy eight. He is the lead guitarist and keyboardist and
songwriter for A Boston who also happens to have a
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master's degree from of all places. Now, you know that's
a school in Boston. It's probably the only reason he
went there is just because it was so close. You know,
it's just handy makes sense. Technically it's in Cambridge. Oh,
technically use I used to touch the water though.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I jogged over there when we were in Boston last
year with our listeners. And I jogged over and I
went into MIT and I used one of the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
And while I was sitting out a little smarter, I did.
I bet you did.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
As I was sitting on the toilet, I thought, Wow,
imagine all the geniuses whose butt cheeks have touched this.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Toilet, now yours have kissed theirs. That's right, pretty much
rubbed off on me. You know, Happy birthday to Chuck Norris,
he of the round Kick fame. He is eighty five
years old. You know, we had a plan. We were
gonna celebrate Chuck Norris's birthday five years ago on this date, obviously,
because this is his birthday, and he was scheduled to
(05:04):
be in Houston for a big fundraiser and birthday party.
And in twenty twenty five years ago, all of a sudden,
they said, no, Chuck don't want to get sick, you know,
because he's eighty years Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I thought you were going to say, he googled the
show and he found out who you guys are, and
he said, no.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, no, he loves our show. Oh but COVID, Yeah
that happened, but he's still alive. Well, yeah, that's why
he started eighty five to day, Chuck Mars is no
longer with us. Osama bin Laden shared a birthday was
Chuck Norris for a while, but then Chuck found out
(05:46):
it was a ut of Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You ever noticed that Osama bin Laden momarket off. He's
Saddam Hussein.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
We're all foreign militant leaders who we armed and then
eventually killed. We put in charge of stuff and then
took him out. But I'm sure Zelenski will be fine,
He'll be okay. Yeah, we're not gonna do it. We're
not going to do it for themteenth time speaking of history. Now,
this day in history brought to you by Lull Tigers.
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Speaker 2 (06:12):
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Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, it's also pack your lunch day, Pack your lunch day. Yes,
well yeah, well what did you think don't pack anything else?
Okay today. In eighteen o four, what did the French do?
They formally transferred the land and the Louisiana purchase to US. Wait,
we done eighteen all three? Well it formerly happened today
(06:51):
they finished. You know, it takes a while to do
the paperwork. Yeah, and it's just early March, so you
know the way things they didn't They weren't able to
email documents back and forth and do docusigde and all that,
and it was too cold the rest of the year,
and they had couriers and you know, the weather bogged
him down a little bit. So you know, I think
that was pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I didn't know they were eating Indian food back then.
That surprises me today. In eighteen sixty two, the first
US paper currency was issued, and that was a what
why are you looking at.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Me like that? Still looking for the Indian food? I
just said they ate curry today.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
In eighteen sixty four, Lincoln signed Grant's commission to leave
the US Army, and in a in nineteen forty one,
the Dodgers general manager Lee McPhail predicted all players will
be will wear batting helmets, and then thirty years later
they did so, Okay, so he's right about that. Boy
talk about the pussification of America. Oh yeah, you can't
even play a sport without a helmet.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
How far back does it go? You were a helmet
when you ski? Well that's because I don't want to
get hurt. But we used to not.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
My sister has his friend and he was never a
bright guy, and he was motor riding a motorcycle a
while back without a helmet, and now he's less of
a break than before.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'll just leave it at that. Did he call law tigers? No,
he didn't. Should have called one hundred law tigers. Today.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
In nineteen fifty five, Bunny Lampin got a patent for
his pressurized canned whip cream known as Ready Whip, without
which how would college kids get high on inhuence? They
wouldn't have a way to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Today, In nineteen seventy one, the Senate okay is an
amendment lowering the voting age to eighteen.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm against it. Big mistake. Today.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
In nineteen eighty two, the US being imports of oil
from Libya.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, I think we're still I think we're getting them now.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Today in nineteen eighty seven, the Vatican condemned surrogant parenting,
test tube babies and artificial insemination.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
They used to condemn stuff back then, the Vatican, No,
you know, not so much these days. No, No, I
think we're still against all that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I because I've been told repeatedly at our church, if
any test two babies come in here, you let us know,
we'll kick them right out.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
But they're okay with trans men being pregnant or using tampons. Now,
I don't think is that. No, I think they are.
I think you're confusing the church I go to with
the park where I work out. And today.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
In nineteen ninety seven, the Buffy the Vampire Slayer debuted
on the wb net.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why is that on the list? I don't know. It
doesn't seem that important. Andy Gibb died on this date,
nineteen eighty eight. He was only thirty. Had a heart ailment.
Oh you loved that show, didn't she? Billia The Andy
Gibbs Show. Oh yeah, it's Andy Taylor of Maybury.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's a good show though, Yeah, it is good. Yeah, yeah.
What's your problem, mister Kenneth, That is a good show problem.
Why you gotta crap on everything that's good?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, just like he's what he does, the unbelievable. Just rude, frankly,
this is one of your favorite days. It was two
thousand and six. That does not seem like it's nineteen
years ago, but it was. Now. Louisiana Supreme Court overturned
a young man's murder conviction. His name was See Murder. Oh,
(09:52):
I've heard of him, and the Supreme Court overturned that
conviction over a shooting of a sixteen year old at
a night club. So he said, uh, you convicted him falsely.
You need to, you know, have another trial. He was
retried again, refused to use his real name, went by
Sea Murder, and he has been reconvicted now and is
(10:15):
doing life in prison. Oh it's P. Yeah, it's P. Yeah,
that's not Master P. So it's Sea Murders brothers Master P.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And when we ran into him at the airport last month,
we didn't ask him about that, didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I don't. I don't like to bring those things up. Mister.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh, you were talking to master P for a while
at the airport, like without us, what were you guys
talking about?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Or he wanted to know who you were. And while
I was hanging out with y'all. You know, so I
had to come up his home and what'd you tell him? Oh? Hell,
I don't remember. It was good at the time. No,
I do remember. It was a nice story.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Wait, you mean when you meet famous black people in public,
you don't tell them.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That you're friends with us? He'll know why not?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I mean, I will look at you. I always tell
him that I'm friends with you. Of course you do.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Do not come, do not come. I'm gonna come. The
best is yet to come. Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
where you come from. It was my show back in
the day, and I know that.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I know she definitely. She was definitely a hoty. I
enjoyed that show as well. I did not realize, uh
that I was not the demographic. Do you remember Sinbad
was the basketball coach on the show.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, I do, and the young fellow with the round
flip up glasses. I don't remember his name now, but
he was. They expected him to be like an outbreak
star and it didn't happen either, did it. Dwayne, Yeah,
that's another you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Kadeem Hardison who played Dwayne Cleophan, and he was great
on that show.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
He was fantastic Deem. Yeah, that's his name, Kadeem Hardison.
I just haven't heard it a lot since nineteen eighty eight.
You know. Anyway, it's not my fault.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Well, apparently, if you're the star of a popular sitcom,
that doesn't guarantee you go off to do a lot
of other stuff with you. You know who else was
on that show, Jada Pinkett Smith, But she wasn't the star.
She's just kind of one of those characters that would
show up from.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Time to time. Right, there were a lot of good
people on that show. Yeah, but it just didn't have
the legs they'd hoped. But no white people will. There
was one they had, that one white girl, and she
was an idiot, but she roomed with Whitley for a while.
I think, oh, Marisa Tome, Yeah, that's right, man. They
didn't let her, they didn't let her shine.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
You know, it's almost like there was this unfair stereotype
that if you're a hot shack at college, you might.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Be an idiot. What I know? You mean a hot
white chick. Well, because all the black girls were hot,
they were extremely gorgeous, And you have to say that
did we did we talk about this shed apparently a
lot of people weren't here. You missed it happened. I
don't know, you said, did we talk about this? But
if we were talking about it, wouldn't that have been included? You?
(13:06):
The best selling car for the year twenty twenty four
is not what I was expecting. We've been told of
selling car, the best selling car in the world, the
world for twenty twenty four, something they make in China
that we've never heard of. Tesla model? Why? Oh why?
Because it was the best selling car. That's the one
people wanted. A lost the model is why? What are
(13:28):
the other models? I don't know. I don't drive a Tesla?
Is there an X Y and a Z I? Like Elon?
But not as much as I hate evs? Do you
know what I mean? Well, you might not hate them
if they worked better.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The best selling car is the Tesla model. Why The
second and third best selling cars were the Coroa and
the RAB four, both Toyota DW trucks.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
DW trucks. Well, it's funny you asked that question because
number four on the list is a truck, and it's
the four F one fifty. It's the number one selling
truck in America has been for over six thousand years.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But it's also I don't think that's right, Billy, But
it's also it's all the commercial But in addition to
me the best selling truck, it's the fourth best selling automobile. Wow,
and they number the world in the world, number five
on the list, the Honda CRV number six on the list.
Another American truck, the Silverado. I guess you could say
American auto manufacturers seem to own the merk may the
truck category. Next would be the Hyundai Tucson, followed by
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the Toyota Camery and then something called a by d Song.
I never heard of that, b whyde never heard of it?
And then finally number ten on the list, the Germans
finally got in on this Volkswagen what is it called
the tiggi yun gwan.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't know. I don't drive it.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I see him around, don't show they're around, let's see
them out there. It's the only German automobile sold in
America that doesn't it's not under the luxury category.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh right, Look how I had had a luxury car
out for a while back in the day. Anybody remember
the Phaeton No P h a e uh. I think
the way they spelled it Fayton, and it was supposed
to be like some challenger to the high end Mercedes,
and everybody went volks eigen. Nah. I guess they still
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don't count as high end. Guess not another very expensive?
Well every car is these days, yeah, every car is
these days. Eight six six. I love WJ.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
We got a story here that is going to make
you question your faith in humanity, and I mean it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
This is definitively proven. Now it was just a theory before.
But this ten year old boy in Michigan was living
with his foster mom, and some had suspected that she
killed him. It turns out she did. The three hundred
and forty pound woman decided to sit on a ten
year old foster boy to punish him for acting up.
She goes three forty and that's what they're admitting to, right,
(15:45):
so she probably goes three fifty three fifty five. I mean,
you know how women are. We imagine a big old
girl like that, her weight can change probably ten fifteen
pounds in a day.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
She sat on him to punish him for acting up,
and he died. He's ten years old. She's three hundred
and forty pounds.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
How long I mean, did she sit on him briefly
and snap his neck? Or did she sit on him
so long he smothered? I don't you see, you asked.
Here's all the terrible details here.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Jennifer Wilson told police that Dakota Stevens fled from her
home and this was, you know, a couple of years back.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
He was misbehaving.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
After she retrieved him from a neighbor's house, Wilson said
the ninety one pound boy threw himself on the front
lawn outside her home, at which point she sat on
him while calling out her caseworker in the yard. Yeah,
oh boy. He screamed and eventually stopped breathing.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Sounds like a suffocation. She told cops.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
She thought the boy was faking being hurt until she
noticed his eyelids had gone pale when she rolled him over.
According to the court affidavit, the foster mom appeared visibly distraught,
and he was airlifted to a nearby hospital.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
There was nothing doctors could do. The child was taken
off life support two days later. You know the the
Hogs on that TV show about that englishman that started
a farm it's a cute little show. The hogs will
do that to their newborns, huh, you know, like a
ten year old smother them. Uh yeah, yeah, because you
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know they'll just lay on the ground and oink around.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I guess, you know, guy, And that bothers me, it does.
But I'd rather the hogs die than people.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Even when there was little little baby hogs, I mean
they were still upset. Sure, Oh they're so cute, and
now they're did So. There's this really disturbing ring camera
footage that's been unearthed by authorities, and it shows a
twenty second clip of this woman sitting on the kid's
head and neck as she squeezed the life out of
his tiny frame. She might've just gone ahead and snapped
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his spine, and you know, he probably quit breathing a
right around that time.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Once she rised what she did, she frantically told the
kids to call nine to one one. She could be
heard in the footage yelling the boy's name repeatedly.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
It didn't help.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She faces six years in prison if convicted. Do you
think that's fair for murdering a little boy? I mean
it was an accident, but still was it was?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It she's sad on him, and she knows how much
she weighs. He weighs ninety pounds.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
She weighs three hundred and forty pounds, which does beg
the question if you live in a foster home and
you had that much food around.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You know what I mean? Yeah, some of them kids
is probably skinny, yell, bitchy. I gotta think that's the
most disturbing news story of the day. That's pretty bad.
I know.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
That really makes a question whether or not humans. You know,
sometimes I wonder if that big meteor in the sky,
should we stop it from hitting Earth?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Should we? You know what I mean? Just say, you know,
maybe the divine intervention has a plan for us. I
don't know. Yeah, I don Let's just wait and see
where it hits.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, So odd things are happening right now in Boston.
The governor there is bragging about stopping the construction of
a natural gas pipeline, and as it turns out, this
controversy has happened before. Three years This happened before she
wanted to stop the natural gas pipe and the pipeline,
and then three years later she started complaining about the
cost of energy in her own state.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
They'll do that as is so.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Volatile, you know, and we don't even produce it here,
and with Jones Act and other things, it's hard for
us to even get it here. Okay, remember I stopped
to gas pipelines from coming into this state.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That's two different clips playing side by side, obviously, But
isn't that amazing. You're the reason why we don't have
natural gas, and now you're complaining that there's no natural gas.
He's quite proud of it, all right. So that's the
Massachusetts governor. Now here's the Boston mayor. This is Mayor
Michelle Wu klu klux Klan saying everyone has the right
to illegally immigrate to the United States.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
And she says it's.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Good that we have the illegal immigration here because it
keeps the cost of things cheap, which I think is
exactly what the Democrats used to say about slavery back
and then they used to say that Yeah. Anyway, here's
a Michelle ku klux Klan.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Every person of a human being has the legal right
to come to the United States and seek asylum or shelter.
And those policies have been in place for a long time.
But when the review of that individual's particular situation and
the then decision to allow the pathway to say and
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or work authorization that comes along with that. When that
process is so drawn out, people are stuck. They are
looking to work, looking to contribute, looking.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
To YadA YadA YadA. You should migrate here illegally, she says.
She apparently hasn't watched the latest episode of nineteen twenty
three yet and see what it's like when they dropped
off some visitors to our country at Ellis Island before
official entry into America. Oh, I'm betting Taylor Sheridan, knowing
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that he's probably going to be the subject of some
attacks from liberals, has probably done his homework pretty well.
And what he shows and how things worked at Ellis
Island back in a little one hundred years ago, basically
it wasn't good. Well, it's not something that I think
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immigrants would look forward to today.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
My family migrated through Ellis Island. In fact, we were
talking to my mom was telling me about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
This weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
After they closed Ellis Island, New Yorkers would take a
boat out to the island so they could steal things
like the chandeliers and the drapes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It was a well decorated, lovely architecturally speaking for its time,
it was very impressive. I think they wanted the immigrants
to be impressed when they got to America and I'm like, wow,
look at this and this is this is just the
first stop.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Would that be weird to buy a chandelier that was
stolen from Alice Island?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wait? What do you think that cost? On eBay? Stolen
is a harsh word. Can borrowed, appropriated, God, the government,
or a bunch of clowns. Walton and Johnson