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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We got an email about what you said earlier, and
somebody actually cast a doubt on whether site. We were
talking earlier about Joe Biden and a reference to comment
he once made about Barack Obama being clean and articulate.
Someone shot me an email. They said, there's no way
that's true.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh well, yeah, people will do not say stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This happened. He was talking to journalists from the New
York Observer back in two thousand and eight when he
was selected as Barack Obama's running mate, and he said,
for the first time ever, we have a clean, articulate
black guy.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, we got the first sort of mainstream African America.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, who is articulate and bright and clean? And come on, dude,
that if any Republican said that, that's that's clearly racist.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh hell yeah, I know what I had right away.
But Biden been racist his whole light.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
For the first time ever, we have a clean, articulate
black guy. Like, come on, there's what And then he
went on to be the running mate and no one cared.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Did they say so by like that smells good or
something or I forget well, he said clean, I mean, yeah,
same thing. Yeah, he don't think.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Hey, mister Kenneth, can you help me out with something here?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Not not good?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Someone just sent me this link to a Reddit group
called unicorn Girls, and I immediately regret clicking it. What
is a U What is a U haul lesbian?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
What is a unicorn girl?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Apparently that's what I assume based on what I'm reading here.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
The horns not on the head though.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm gonna I don't know, but it sounds like but.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Who told you about U haul lesbians?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's in the It's like a this. I'm reading a
classified ad for two trans lesbians looking for a date.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hold on trans lesbian. Trans means not bro, it's lesbian.
So these are just a couple of guys.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's clearly dudes. They don't even They're just guys with
long hair. And they are the gold star gay? What
does that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Gold star like gold star lesbian? There's GoldStar gay as well.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What's gold star lesbian? What's gold star gay?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
GoldStar lesbian? Never had a man? Never never even like
y'all try it and see and then decided I'm against it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So a gold star gay would be a guy that's
never been with a woman. Yes, So then how do
they know they're gay.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You've never been with a man, but you know you're
not gay.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, trick question, because every heterosexual.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Guy you've never been with a man. But I'm just
gonna say that for the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Every heterosexual guy has thought about it in order to
figure out and determine that they don't want it. That's
thought about what the thought of, like being with a
dude is like. Exactly, See, you just did it right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, Well, think about things that would not want to
do them.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay. So then my next question before we get to
U haul, Lesbian says.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I didn't answer you you whole question.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, why would that be gold like gold star? Like
that's a that's a gold star.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
They've never been deluded by, you know, the opposite sex.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
So the thought of being with a guy that once
tried being with a woman is disgusting to gay men?
Why what? What do you care?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Disgusting? It's just a category.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Doesn't that kind of show that you're just heterophobic?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bam, bam? What did I just drop on you?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Do you want to know about you? Never mind, I'm
gonna tell you now, Okay, what is a U haul?
I'm gonna tell you I want to know what's a
U haul lesbian? Explain it? Basically, overly anxious to move
in together. The minute they meet, I think, oh, oh
we just I met Leslie at the at the bar
a couple hours ago, and I'm thinking about, you know,
(03:33):
moving in.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
So they got to call a U houl right away?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
All right, let me read to you what I just read,
and I and I and I promise you that if
you're trying to lose weight, this is gonna help. It's
a post from Tara Jay on a group called Unicorn Girls.
A listener just sent this to me. It says, me
and my girlfriend are trans lesbians. Go ahead and react, everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Not a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She is twenty three.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Trans lesbian means she.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Is twenty three and I am four. It's clearly two
dudes in the picture and you could see the guys
like bulge coming out of his pants.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Which lord.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We are both polyamorous and always looking for you haul
at lesbians. If you have to ask, then we are
not for you. We own our own home in Kansas,
have plenty of room for more women. We have two dogs,
one German shepherd, one pitpull. We are both gamers. We
are not interested in married women with men. Absolutely, no men.
You're men. Yeah, it's a picture of two men.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
These are, clearly but they're not gay.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's two gay men that are trying to find a
woman to have sex with them, right, isn't that what
this is?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Or are just two guys trying to hook up with girls?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I mean yeah, it sounds sounds like it's just.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Two heterosexuals pretending that they're going to be with each other,
but they're actually inviting girls over.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Here's what I don't care about trans lesbians. You call
yourselves lesbians, right, but if you're in a relationship with
another trans lesbian, you're in a gay relationship. He wait,
like a man like not a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Just way too confusing.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Uh so the latest from Dion Sanders and his son, Uh,
what's his name? Shahduur? Is he?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What's how do you say the kid's name? So help
me out here, Shadower? How do you say his name?
He's I love it. It's fun to watch, you know,
it's just dead. Can't he pronounced people's night?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well? Look like godshall all right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Spell it? Godshall no? Shad Yeah, he's going to the Jets.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Is the point is he shredder. Maybe he's a shredder.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Master shred I know, I love one of the most
underrated parts of the Ninja Turtles. Look, you can't have
a good Ninja cartoon without a good villain. You know,
I've said that my whole life.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So this is the deon sanders Son. He's not going
to play college football now.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It says that he's looking at going to the Jets. Accord.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, out, that's the NFL time, baby, that's.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What I think.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They're gonna miss him in Colorado or jets Land Shoulder
Sanders so Shader. Sanders hits back at media over potential
NFL draft slide. I don't know that. I thought he
was gonna it's you know, it's interesting to see he's
ended up in the NFL, Like I wasn't expecting that
in the news today, But that's what it says here.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, earlier you were talking about the Saints Land and
uh Devon God Show.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, you know he used to play at l s
U and he spells his name ends with an ax.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, a ux, not a aux. It's just Godshaw shot show.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's what I say.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
But the big thing is he losing a boy, and
he's like, home is where the heart is, you know,
a former l s U defensive standout, and he's excited
to be coming home playing in the great state Louisiana again.
It's a dream come true. Played my high school ball,
my college ball, and now I'm gonna play some NFL
in the same state. So he ready for the opportunity.
(06:55):
Who that who that that's that's a god show, that's
who that is.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You think going back to the place where he you know,
he cut his teeth so to speak, could be around
some bad influences, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Well, he a thirty year old grown ass man, Kenny.
I think he can handle himself get any bad influences
that come along.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I remember there was an NBA player named Derrick Rose,
and Derek Rose was from Chicago and he wanted to
play for the Bulls. And while he was playing for
the Bulls, if I'm not mistaken, and he you know,
he's too close to the place where his roots were at,
people pointed out he was a little too close to
trouble there. You got it.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If you avoid the trouble, then you're being all uppity.
And you know, you turn your back on your friends.
So you go down to the hood prove you're not
uppity and you're not turning your back on anybody. And
the next thing you know, you're involved in a drug
deal or a shootout and people are getting arrested and
you catch bullet in the leg and you can't play
ball anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I don't know. Next thing you know, you're Aaron Rodgers
and you're having gay prison sex and you've always been gay.
Remember that isn't That was a didn't expect that to happen.
That was a plot twist for Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Aaron Rodgers, you said, what.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did I say, I met Aaron Hernandez?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You outed the Jets former quarterback while you're making room
for Shredder.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, you're right, I was trying to say, Aaron hernand
did I say Rogers? Yeah, Aaron Rodgers does ayahuasca. Aaron
Hernandez does gay prison sex. I don't think he has
a choice, well, not anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And now five commercials featuring Henry Winkler.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
He has enjoyed being lied to and you know, just
mistreated in general by the mainstream media.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's been going on our whole life. I don't know
if I enjoy it so much as I just got
used to it.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I think everybody's just kind of numb to it all. Well,
you were talking earlier about how the media will tell
you that didn't happen. Joe Biden never said that about
Barack Obama, that he was like a well spoken, particulate,
clean you know, the first one black fellow, first time
ever we got one. But turns out he did tell
(08:57):
you that. Well, they're doing the same thing with the
learned to code we talked about earlier. You know, ten
thousand coal miners lost their job when he was president,
and no Democrats, nobody in the news was wringing their
hands and you know, gnawing on their fingernails and what
are these guys gonna do?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
They lost their job.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But now Trump gets rid of non essential personnel who
are costing us money and shouldn't have been hired in
the first place. Now they're saying, well, this is a tragedy.
They're not saying learn to code, are they?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You can throw coal into a furnace, can learn how
to program for gud.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
There's a guy on TV. It used to be on TV.
I don't know, I don't know if he has a
job anymore. And I worked for the Washington Post and
or worked for CNN, and he told everybody Barack Obama,
I mean, Joe Biden definitely never said learned to code
to anybody.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He said learned to program. But that's the same, the
same thing now, yep.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
And then they just turned it in to learn to
code over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah. I'm beginning to notice the.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Anybody can go down three thousand feet in mine can
sure as hell learn to program. Anybody who can throw
coal in a furnace can learn how to program, for
God's sake, quote unquote Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So the only reason why they win the argument is semantics.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh, I don't know what kind of antics they were having, but.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It means it's that means technically, he didn't say learn
to code. That's just what the it's like. It's a technicality,
the Mandela effect.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh that guy, Yeah, he didn't talk too good.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, if you're one of those people that is upset
about all the layoffs in the federal government, just remember
it's less than one percent of non essential where no
one frankly I don't think enough people got let co.
I mean that's if I had them done.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yet they're not through. But immediately that was the reaction.
You have to have to freak out and panic.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All right. So all that being said, if you're concerned
right now about the economy, Jake Tapper of CNN was
on with Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana yesterday discussing this
very topic.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There are fears of a recession, stoked at least in
part by President Trump's refusal to rule out a recession.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Where are you on this is your message?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Still?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is early, trust the process. What do you think?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't see any indication of a recession. We created
one hundred and fifty one thousand jobs last month. The
unemployment rate is steady, the yield curve is fine, businesses
are still showing profits. I think the reaction of the
stock market was with respect to two things. Number One,
(11:38):
the market has clearently been overvalued. The S and P
was trading at about twenty one times earnings ten year
averages from sixteen to nineteen. But I think the real
reason that the market had such an ugly day, and
it was ugly, was concern about President Trump's terriffs, and
(12:02):
I'll be glad to talk about that. But I wouldn't
trade the American economy for any other economy in the
world right now. Not Germany, not France, certainly, not China,
not Canabate.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okayay, not any other developed country.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I think if you talked to J. Powell he'd say
the same thing, because he testified to that effect before
a cent Our Banking committee.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I tend to agree with him, but he threw around
a lot of numbers there, and I'm told that math
is racist and gay.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes it is. Yes, he probably shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
So, Senator John Kennedy, I mean he's right. We knew this.
I think we are getting into a recession. And for
the record, well, by.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Way, you just said you agree with him, but he
just said we weren't. And now you sound like you're
disagreeing with him.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Thank you. Yes, So there's nuances to this. I disagree
with the point he's making about not getting into a recession.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Now, do you have a degree in economics?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I studied economics in college.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You have a degree in economics? I must get the
semantic technical question.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I took a lot of courses in economics, so that
would be no.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I believe AOC is a isn't she an economy expert.
Let's just let's just go with whatever she says, because
I mean, you know all economy that she's an expert.
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I think we predicted that there was going to be
a recession back in the fall, when Biden was still president.
We all knew that there was going to be some
downturn coming, because I do agree with the point he
made about overestimating the value of the market.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Don't you think that might have been just a little
bit on purpose because the Democrats realize they got a
chance in Hill undred person of Harris running for president.
They got a chance on hell, So why don't we
just go ahead and just missed this all up before
Trump get back in there, so we can tell a
Litleboudy how bad he is.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I do actually think that's true, yes, I And similarly,
the more you learn about how last year they could
have done something to prevent the bird flu from happening,
I think they wanted the costa eggs to go up.
This was all planned, especially around the time when Biden
was forced out of the presidency, and he realized whether
Coamo wins or Trump wins, either way, it's not gonna
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be sleepy Joe.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, it ain't gonna be him. He's home counting a
ten percent.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yeah, and he got a lot of it. Some one
reports it something about ninety two million or ninety eight
million dollars just kickbacks from Ukraine.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, it's he ain't the only one.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
He was just the big.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Guy, right, exactly. It's so bad it makes you want
to go live in Taintesville.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Where.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh there's a town in Florida called Taintsville, and it's right,
and it's named after exactly what you think.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's named after the former governor of Mississippi or maybe
the current governor.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You're thinking you're thinking of Tate Reeves.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
That's Tight Reeves.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, that Tate Reeves. And no, his name's Tate. It's
not the same guy. No, there's a no. Orlando TV
station did a story about how the Florida town of Taintsville. Uh,
it's actually not named after what you thought it was.
But I thought it was. And a lot of people
are still questioning why they're not this Orlando TV stations
being honest there's a sign on County Road four one
(15:11):
nine that says Taintsville. We obtained some audio there from
a local news report on a radio station. Oh good, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Taking a look at Taintsville traffic.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's a tight squeeze between Nutsville and harry Bottom. Yeah,
it's a stinky situation from here all the.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Way to the town of Parenium. I'll keep a brown
eye on it.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Acou to look at Taintesville traffic. See, I don't think
they're being honest with us. I think it is named
after that.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I think they try to hide it, but they can't
hide their past. I'm from guys like, uh.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Today is prom posle Day? Is that a thing for
high school kids?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Then? Mainly?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, did you go to prom?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Why do you ask? Because you're gay? I'm suspicious. Yeah,
I have to be careful now every time you ask
a question back in you're to wonder why you want
to know?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, nowadays, they have a gay prom in a lot
of these liberal towns, but you know, for in normal
times with normal people.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
What did the gay guy do back in the normal times?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, exactly, you know, back before everything was weird and gay?
What did you guys? Do you took a girl. Is
that how you lost your gold star status? Is that
what happened?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just stop talking about that?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Was shea hu Hall lesbian? Is it different time then?
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Did you know that some of the northern states in
America get their electricity from Canada?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I had an idea that that is true.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Never knew that until yesterday because the new guy in
Canada who took over from uh Mark Carney, Yeah, took
over from Trudeau. He's threatening, uh, you know, because he's
already challenging Trump. He's manning up on Trump because justin
Trudeau couldn't and the new guy Carney, He's like, we'll
(16:48):
just cut off power to the United States. How about
that Ooo? But that's weird. Minnesota, for example, buys electricity
from Canada, and so yeah, they they could definitely turn
the power off on some of the northern states. Do
they think that we won't invade them?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And they don't know an outlaw Hockey and bad Ham
or whatever that is that they that they think is bacon.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You know, all we need is one nuclear power plant
right up in there somewhere been Santa for years, I know,
and I agree with you for years, and we can
Talk Canada to just go ahead and bite this.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, go eat your what do they call it, poo
poo pootin pooon teen they eat putin fries.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
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