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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Question for the room. Was this the first bro country song?
I don't think that's country. I mean it kind of is,
isn't it. No, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's it's a guy singing with an auto tuner and
a drum machine and a sampler, you know country.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, No, was this the first? That's the that's the
that's the Cracker guy, right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uncle Cracker was Kid Rocks DJ, and he quit to
go do a solo thing.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Was that the Midget? No?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That that was his same guy? No, the midget died
rest of peace. No, Uncle Cracker was the And then,
if I'm not mistaken, he was a sex criminal. His
career was starting to blossom, and then he had a
scandal in which he pled guilty to forcible sexual contact
or something with a name like Cracker. Cracker with a K,
yeah exactly. That actually makes it. That makes it worse.
(00:49):
Actually the K crackers.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Mind.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't agree with it. I just realized what time
it was. Oh, mister Kenneth, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh are you? Are you?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, we'll dedicate that Uncle Cracker. Tune to our birthday
boy this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Joey but hooko, Hey, Joey, but you ain't never gonna
find nobody. You know what, I like me?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You know what I'm saying, joe Joey is sixty nine today.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Joey Buttafuco does sound like you're saying something dirty, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Huh mised it completely nice? Nice? Thank you? Hello, Yeah
you wanna you wanna get with Joey?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Our younger listeners get who Joey Buttafuco was? Oh, probably
not Amy Fisher?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Was that her name? Some of those.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Stories you just frong Island Lolita, Amy Fisher, Monica Lewinsky,
and then Who's and then lorraina bobbit some of these
stories around that news, I mean, boy, they just you
cram them all together. A long time ago, there was
a woman who cut off a man's penis in the
Oval office while the president was doing something profane with
a cigar. And then that woman had sex with a mechanic.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, it's weird, and then went and shot the guy's
wife in the face.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But Hillary Clinton, Yeah, unbelievable. With what wow birthdays include.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
You remember Kevin Spacey's daughter in American Beauty, Not the
little blonde girl that he was lusting after, but the
odd woman, odd young.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Lady that played his daughter. She you know it Thora Birch.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know what's weird about that is, uh, when I
was in high school, I remember thinking, you know, those
girls were pretty because I was they were in high school.
I was now when I just googled it because I
was like, wow, they look like children.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's weird how time changes they've aged, like you have,
Thora is forty three.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, well anyway about your age, so you know when
you look at her back then, you were that age
then too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, back then I was interested.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Now I look at it and I'm like, oh no,
and now Thora kind of looks trans to me.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Look at her, Yeah, look at that. That's what I say.
She's an odd oddly Yeah, she was hot. Now she
looks like a guy with makeup. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I just want showed her boobs to the dude Nick Door, right,
that's right, hard boobs.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah. Donny Darko, No, not Donny Darko. What's a pornographic memory?
What was the actor's name? Doesn't matter anyway, Kevin's Spacey No,
the star played the next door kid. Yeah, he was
good at playing a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Other celebrity birthdays BINGI and Joel Madden. That's The Twins
of Good Charlotte, Yes, forty six today. Terrence Howard, he's
on Empire. He's very important. He's fifty six. He was
also an iron Man and ray and hustle and flow
because his heart out there for a pimp. Y'all know
(03:33):
that hard a hel Lisa Loebe fifty seven. Bobby McFerrin
of Don't Do Worry, Be Happy Man, he's seventy five.
Sam Donaldson is still alive. Not you know the news
guy anymore, but he's ninety one. And the guy that
played Chekhov in the New Star Trek movies, Anton Yelchin,
(03:59):
was on this date in nineteen eighty nine and he
died in twenty sixteen, which means he was like twenty
seven years old. Freak accident when his jeep Cherokee malfunctioned
and pin him against a brick pillar at the end
of his driveway.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, ooh, it was a steep driveway, and I guess
the car rolled downhill.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I can remember thinking Lisa Loebe and Kennedy were the
same person back in the nineties, and now today it's
obvious they're not. They're saying, yeah, one of them is
a folk singer and the others. A Fox News personality today.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Also the late Vinnie Pol's birthday dimeback Daryl's older brother.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh man, yeah, I know that bums me out, Dude,
I used to I partied with him.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I've been there, man, I've been at a bar at
nine in the morning with Vinnie Paul getting drunk and
wondering will this be the coolest thing I ever do
in my life?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Turns out it was.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It was one of the two coolest things I read.
Another time I went to a bar. It's at nine
in the morning with Zach Wilde, and I will tell
you both of those guys drank me right under the table.
I didn't even I didn't make it to noon. I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's that's bragging.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right back then, I was in my twenties. I was like, Man,
I'm gonna drink with this old man. Nope, he absolutely
humiliated me. I mean he didn't humiliate me. I just
couldn't keep up with him.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Actual competition were was there money on the line?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
They're very aggressive drinkers. They just sit there and throw
baf beer after beer they did. Then I'm told, actually,
Zach Wilde's cleaned up and Apparently Vinny Paul had to
quit drinking too because he's dead.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, that will slow down your alcohol consumption.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'd imagine that had something to do with why Zach
Wilde quit drinking. Not ironically coincidentally, Zach Wilde now plays
guitar in Pantera.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
How about that? Yeah? Love him, great band.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
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That's what I think.
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And our born Napoleon made a note a notation in
history today. In eighteen ten, Napoleon Bonaparte married his second wife,
Marie Luise. She was the nineteen year old daughter of
the Emperor of Austria. You know, they did a lot
of those arranged marriages back then, so that one country
(06:51):
in another country could you know, hate and gang up
on a third country and take over Ukraine or whatever
they called.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It, a country gang bang. Yeah, it was different back then.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I and you know, not coincidentally he did that. I
mean it was quincidentally.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He did it on national prompos all day. Yeah, more
than just asking her to the problem, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, Okay, so I got a few here. Eighteen sixty one,
Billy had was actually talking about this earlier during commercial break.
Billy had likes to get pancakes to commemorate the day
that Confederate States adopted a new constitution.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's right, you got a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, they didn't have pancakes in the deli across the hall,
so they did not, say had an argument with the
woman over whether or not she cared.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
About pancakes on the menu. But they don't have pancakes.
She's aggravating.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The woman that owns the deli is from Norway.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So Billy had asked for pancakes and she said, sorry,
we don't have them. And he said, I don't even
think you care about the Confederacy, and she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She admitted it. I don't think she knew you were
talking about. I don't think thoughs today.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
In nineteen thirty, President Taft was the first US president
buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well he did, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, I mean you know, you could see how
you might have put up a fight if he wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Did YO have bell bottomed jeans back in the day?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Anybody kidding if you wore jeans back in the seventies,
they were bell bottoms, I mean that's all they had.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, now rappers are wearing them, Kendrick Lamar and Pharrell
and on this day in nineteen sixty nine, Levi Strauss
started selling.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Them and for a while that was all there was. Yeah,
go to a store and get non bell bottom jeans.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I probably would not have worn them myself because I'm
not one to just adhere to travel.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, you're not a trend follower at all. Today, in
nineteen eighty nine, Cops debuted, that's a good show right there.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It still is. You have to watch it on Fox Nation. Yep,
but you could still see it today. In nineteen ninety
Lithuania declares it's independence from the Ruskies.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Woo and today.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
In nineteen ninety seven, a guy named Paul decided to
become Sir Paul.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So that was a thing. We don't have any songs
of the system from.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wings knighted by the Queen of England. What do you
think about that, Billy? Yet we don't have a single
Wings song in here.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
When don't you think?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't think we're good with that? Okay, live with today.
In twenty eleven, Fukushima happened. Oh god, earthquake tributor tsunami,
major nuclear disaster. Fourteen eighty years later. The cleanup continues,
how many years later? Fourteen years later twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is at fourteen million years later?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Anyway, it was sixteen thousand people killed, sixteen thousand deaths,
and of course billions and billions and damages.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And it's very sad, but also it was all in
a foreign country, so Americans don't care well and.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Until stuff started washing up on our shore on the
Pacific side, and then we started kind of noticing.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But isn't that most superheroes origin story has something to
do with nuclear disaster. Today, in twenty twenty, President Trump
COVID travel band, YadA, YadA, YadA, Who cares? Hey, yea,
I hate when COVID stuff shows up on this day
in history.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know, next week is the official anniversary of the
shutting down of the country. On Monday morning, it'll be
Saint Patrick's Day. And it was well March sixteenth in
two thousand when they declared that's starting tomorrow because they
had to, you know, put the word out that's starting
(10:09):
on Saint Patrick's Day. Kind of made it tough for
the bars. They were just shutting everything down. It was
just remember how long it was gonna be. Two weeks
to stop the spread, two weeks to slow the spread,
the same thing in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And we'll just we'll just put this kibatch this thing out.
Is it possible that that whole thing was really about
hating on the Irish?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It could be the more you listen, the more you'll
know Walton and Johnson Bros.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Broad's non bros. Bros. People.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Thanks you turning on your radio. It's good to be
here with you on a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, it's just good to be anywhere these days.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
What would all the violens and gunplay going on around here?
It ain't just our town, it's everybody's town. But the
Houston Police is investigating a shoot last night. This is
this is how bad it's getting out there. That third
ward is rough man.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is there a nickname for the third word? You mean,
like the nickel ward?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, that's the fifth nickel, like that nickel, like a
five cent piece.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Right. Oh, why would you react like that? What did
you think? He said something different? Oh? I heard him.
Claire's dad.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So this dude over in the Third world ride along
on his scooter about eight twenty last night, and somebody
pull up in a car and do a little drive
by on him and they shot him.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
He got shot multiple times. And this is how that happened.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
He down on Drew Street and he's outside the liquor
store and a dude in a Dodge Charger roll by
starts shooting and they hit the hit the cat, and
according to authority, the victim who got shot, who was
on a scooter, ran inside the store looking for some
help and got shot again inside the store by another individual.
(11:51):
So apparently they thought if I shoot at him and
I miss, he'll probably run inside that store.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So the other guy was way for him, wow, and
shot him. That is that's teamwork. Yeah, you gotta admit
they tag team that gay.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Both of the sauce flicks fled the scene, one in
the call and one on foot. I believe they might
have stoleed cats Guda too. All right, Well, somebody did
because the eagle needed I mean, he critical condition getting
all kinds of surgeries and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But they don't know who it was. All Right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
While we're doing horrible news stories from the Walton and
Johnson listening region, here's one from the Temple Colleen area.
Oh boy, a fight between two students on the campus
of a middle school resulted in a young girl being
stabbed and dying.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And man, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Middle school students stabbing each other to death and girls.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I mean, nobody should be doing it, but girls especially.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
All Right, now we take you to Galveston, where a
woman has been accused of throwing her toddler from a
Galveston hotel balcony. She's going to be that happened in October.
She's going to be tested to see if she's competent
to stand trial. Her name is Chanelle Yonko, age thirty,
charged with capital murder for the death of seventeen year
old daughter Hannah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Hang On hang On, seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Seventeen month old I'm sorry, No, you're right, Thank you
for correcting me. I was multitasking. I wanted to get
the picture up on the screen. Here, this little girl
looks like the Gerber baby. I mean, she was adorable.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Look look how you mom? Absolutely nuts. She looks like
a drugged out psycho.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Gotta be drugs because mom looks like she used to
be pretty before she discovered meth. And then the baby
looks like she could have been doing ads for babyfood.
Just a cute little girl. Absolutely awful.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Baby. Don't look that much like mama neither. I don't
know kinda mom. I mean, if she grew up and
started doing math.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, let's wait until the baby grows up and gets
on drugs and we'll see. Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Documents aleged the baby had multiple stab wounds. I mean,
there's no way drugs weren't involved.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Stabbed a baby and then threw it off of a
hotel balcony.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bro Meth is a hell of a drug. I mean,
I don't know if she was on math. We're just
assuming that. We have no idea, but what would drive
a person to do this to their own baby? Oh
my god, Absolutely sick and disgusting. And you know what,
let's throw in one here for Memphis while we're on Anytime.
Pregnant woman attacked in Memphis apartment after group breaks and
dear god, I didn't even know. I just figured there
(14:13):
would be one because you know, we know our listening audience.
Pregnant woman was beaten in her own apartment after a
group of people broke into it. Officers responded to the
assault at the Whispering Pines apartment. Not real quiet there
that night. Apparently, victim told police she heard a knock
at her door. Then five people came into the apartment
through the unlocked door began asking for her cousin. When
(14:34):
she told them he was not in the apartment, one
of the women in the group started, we can't get
to him, We'll get you and now you know the
rest of the story. So they beat up a pregnant woman.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Come on, Yeah, but they didn't throw her off a balcony,
did it?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
But it's still awful. Well still they could.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, let's get New Orleans in on this here.
I'm just gonna climb out out. Let's see New Orleans
mayor what she do. Mayor's trip to Washington, DC against
travel band. Oh oh, imagine that LaToya cantrell making headlines today.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You know, the destroyer. Don't let nobody tell her house going,
but she tell you how's going to be.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
The New Orleans City Council President has issued a scathing letter,
very wordy, tersely worded. Is that oh that's the worst
kind to the city chief's administrative officer, condemning the mayor's
trip to Washington, d C. LaToya Cantrelley's traveling to d
C to attend the annual Yale Mayor's College Conference. And
they state that the mayor's trip is in violation of
(15:31):
the current travel ban in place for all city employees.
This is not a rerun from the pandemic. This has
going on right now. In March of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
For the New Orleans employees.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
The city says the annual conference was confirmed on the
Mayor's office and she's going to do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So the travel band decision came amid an ongoing school
funding fight, and the mayor's travel has previously been scrutinized.
She traveled first class. Where was it to France or
something like that? Why did she need to go to France?
I forget where she went, but Cuba.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
She that's where her bodyguard was going, and so she
had to go to Well, that would make a lot
of sense.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I mean, how else is she going to have sex
if she doesn't follow her body normally not the way
these work.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
But that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
As a real thumb, I have found if you want
to have sex, you need to go to the place
where the person you have sex with is located at.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So wherever the mayors? Do you think they're still an item?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Her?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The New Orleans Mayor and her bodyguard? I don't think so.
You don't think that was a long lasting love affair?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah? Yeah, anyway, eight six six I love WJ. Have
you had sex with the New Orleans Mayor? Our producer
Marvin who's standing by to take Marvin wants to talk
to you. Marvin wants to talk. He will screen your calls. Well,
Houston's in on this. Houston's got a hiring freeze right
now to address the city's budget concerns.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But they can travel if they won't too. I think
they can.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
They just can't hire anybody, Okay, which has got to
be real tough for the previous mayor's ninety thousand dollars
a year airport intern not a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
How old is that kid? Now?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Got to be thirties I possibly, Yeah, Yeah, it got
paid a lot of money. No, he's not on Yeah,
what's he doing without a lover? I mean we're assuming
that he has to move. That went right over my head.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, you know, so will he Sylvester.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So if you want to meet the mayor's former boyfriend,
he's going to be. I mean, the former mayor, Sylvester
Turner's body is on tour today.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You could do you think the the intern slash music
critics slash boyfriend is going to be on the tour
with him.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, if you're not a boyfriend died, wouldn't you go
to his funeral? You know, you're not a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, I'm not sure what the rules are on that
I've ever.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Of all the people I've ever dated or been involved with,
I think only one of them has died. And it
was a while after we broke up, and I didn't
find out about it till a while after that.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, there was no way it was going to be
blamed on you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's a good thing I have a dark sense of humor,
because that was a very well, it's a very weird
thing for you to say.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, I didn't go to the No, I didn't mean
if a black man make a joke, that's the kind
of humor you got to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, it means macab macab billy. I'd tell him what
maccabb means. Mccob. You know, mccob. You know, like it's
dark and eerie and comy. Yeah, very morbid is what
it means.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You don't think about michale. No, that's totally McHale's navy McCobb.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, No, that was the senator from Arizona. He died
to a different guy. Yeah, John McHale, right recipes. They
named a battleship after it. Sure you know the USS.
McHale anyway. A sixty six year old grandmother in Scotland
was shocked after receiving an X rated voice to text
AI message on her iPhone from a land Rover service shop.
(18:34):
Anybody in the room got a land Rover? What, Louise
little John? Is this even a real name?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Said?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The shop was inviting her to an event, but then,
to her surprise, asked if she'd be able to have sex.
Hopefully the shop will work. If she'd be able to
have sex?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What are you ask? More like, are you willing to?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think the AI was just not working. Hopefully the
shop gets that fixed or adheres to the gramma's needs.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't know. Here's what I would have done.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Hey, there's sugar or should I say sugar free. I'd
love to grip your heart away, your denture cream grips
those pearly whites. Let's skip the small talk and get
straight to the good stuff, like an upgrade for Medicare
park B and don't worry, baby, I've got something even
smoother than preparation age. My love for you is prescription strength,
and there is no cope. Let's take it nice and slow,
(19:25):
like your WiFi and make a love story even your
bridge club would gossip.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
About Wow, old ladies, robots and erotica, three things that
never should have been combined together.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Ever kidding, No wonder people hate this radio show.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Who look at that big ass, Look at that big
juicy booty.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You know me, it's my dooty to please that booty.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Question for the room. Was this the first bro country song?
I don't think that's country. I mean it kind of is,
isn't it. No, No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's it's a guy singing with an auto tuner and
a drum machine and a sampler, you know country.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, No, was this the first? That's the that's the
that's the Cracker guy, right.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Uncle Cracker was Kid Rocks DJ, and he quit to
go do a solo thing.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Was that the Midget? No?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That that was his same guy? No, the midget died
rest of peace. No, Uncle Cracker was the And then,
if I'm not mistaken, he was a sex criminal. His
career was starting to blossom, and then he had a
scandal in which he pled guilty to forcible sexual contact
or something with a name like Cracker. Cracker with a K,
yeah exactly. That actually makes it. That makes it worse.
(00:49):
Actually the K crackers.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Mind.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't agree with it. I just realized what time
it was. Oh, mister Kenneth, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh are you? Are you?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, we'll dedicate that Uncle Cracker. Tune to our birthday
boy this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Joey but hooko, Hey, Joey, but you ain't never gonna
find nobody. You know what, I like me?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You know what I'm saying, joe Joey is sixty nine today.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Joey Buttafuco does sound like you're saying something dirty, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Huh mised it completely nice? Nice? Thank you? Hello, Yeah
you wanna you wanna get with Joey?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Our younger listeners get who Joey Buttafuco was? Oh, probably
not Amy Fisher?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Was that her name? Some of those.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Stories you just frong Island Lolita, Amy Fisher, Monica Lewinsky,
and then Who's and then lorraina bobbit some of these
stories around that news, I mean, boy, they just you
cram them all together. A long time ago, there was
a woman who cut off a man's penis in the
Oval office while the president was doing something profane with
a cigar. And then that woman had sex with a mechanic.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, it's weird, and then went and shot the guy's
wife in the face.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But Hillary Clinton, Yeah, unbelievable. With what wow birthdays include.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
You remember Kevin Spacey's daughter in American Beauty, Not the
little blonde girl that he was lusting after, but the
odd woman, odd young.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Lady that played his daughter. She you know it Thora Birch.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You know what's weird about that is, uh, when I
was in high school, I remember thinking, you know, those
girls were pretty because I was they were in high school.
I was now when I just googled it because I
was like, wow, they look like children.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's weird how time changes they've aged, like you have,
Thora is forty three.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, well anyway about your age, so you know when
you look at her back then, you were that age
then too.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, back then I was interested.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Now I look at it and I'm like, oh no,
and now Thora kind of looks trans to me.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Look at her, Yeah, look at that. That's what I say.
She's an odd oddly Yeah, she was hot. Now she
looks like a guy with makeup. What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I just want showed her boobs to the dude Nick Door, right,
that's right, hard boobs.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah. Donny Darko, No, not Donny Darko. What's a pornographic memory?
What was the actor's name? Doesn't matter anyway, Kevin's Spacey No,
the star played the next door kid. Yeah, he was
good at playing a weirdo.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Other celebrity birthdays BINGI and Joel Madden. That's The Twins
of Good Charlotte, Yes, forty six today. Terrence Howard, he's
on Empire. He's very important. He's fifty six. He was
also an iron Man and ray and hustle and flow
because his heart out there for a pimp. Y'all know
(03:33):
that hard a hel Lisa Loebe fifty seven. Bobby McFerrin
of Don't Do Worry, Be Happy Man, he's seventy five.
Sam Donaldson is still alive. Not you know the news
guy anymore, but he's ninety one. And the guy that
played Chekhov in the New Star Trek movies, Anton Yelchin,
(03:59):
was on this date in nineteen eighty nine and he
died in twenty sixteen, which means he was like twenty
seven years old. Freak accident when his jeep Cherokee malfunctioned
and pin him against a brick pillar at the end
of his driveway.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, ooh, it was a steep driveway, and I guess
the car rolled downhill.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I can remember thinking Lisa Loebe and Kennedy were the
same person back in the nineties, and now today it's
obvious they're not. They're saying, yeah, one of them is
a folk singer and the others. A Fox News personality today.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Also the late Vinnie Pol's birthday dimeback Daryl's older brother.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh man, yeah, I know that bums me out, Dude,
I used to I partied with him.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Me.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I've been there, man, I've been at a bar at
nine in the morning with Vinnie Paul getting drunk and
wondering will this be the coolest thing I ever do
in my life?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Turns out it was.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It was one of the two coolest things I read.
Another time I went to a bar. It's at nine
in the morning with Zach Wilde, and I will tell
you both of those guys drank me right under the table.
I didn't even I didn't make it to noon. I'm
not kidding.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's that's bragging.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Right back then, I was in my twenties. I was like, Man,
I'm gonna drink with this old man. Nope, he absolutely
humiliated me. I mean he didn't humiliate me. I just
couldn't keep up with him.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Actual competition were was there money on the line?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
They're very aggressive drinkers. They just sit there and throw
baf beer after beer they did. Then I'm told, actually,
Zach Wilde's cleaned up and Apparently Vinny Paul had to
quit drinking too because he's dead.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, that will slow down your alcohol consumption.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'd imagine that had something to do with why Zach
Wilde quit drinking. Not ironically coincidentally, Zach Wilde now plays
guitar in Pantera.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
How about that? Yeah? Love him, great band.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And now this day in History, which is brought to
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And our born Napoleon made a note a notation in
history today. In eighteen ten, Napoleon Bonaparte married his second wife,
Marie Luise. She was the nineteen year old daughter of
the Emperor of Austria. You know, they did a lot
of those arranged marriages back then, so that one country
(06:51):
in another country could you know, hate and gang up
on a third country and take over Ukraine or whatever
they called.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It, a country gang bang. Yeah, it was different back then.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I and you know, not coincidentally he did that. I
mean it was quincidentally.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He did it on national prompos all day. Yeah, more
than just asking her to the problem, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, Okay, so I got a few here. Eighteen sixty one,
Billy had was actually talking about this earlier during commercial break.
Billy had likes to get pancakes to commemorate the day
that Confederate States adopted a new constitution.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's right, you got a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, they didn't have pancakes in the deli across the hall,
so they did not, say had an argument with the
woman over whether or not she cared.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
About pancakes on the menu. But they don't have pancakes.
She's aggravating.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The woman that owns the deli is from Norway.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So Billy had asked for pancakes and she said, sorry,
we don't have them. And he said, I don't even
think you care about the Confederacy, and she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She admitted it. I don't think she knew you were
talking about. I don't think thoughs today.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
In nineteen thirty, President Taft was the first US president
buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well he did, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, I mean you know, you could see how
you might have put up a fight if he wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Did YO have bell bottomed jeans back in the day?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Anybody kidding if you wore jeans back in the seventies,
they were bell bottoms, I mean that's all they had.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, now rappers are wearing them, Kendrick Lamar and Pharrell
and on this day in nineteen sixty nine, Levi Strauss
started selling.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Them and for a while that was all there was. Yeah,
go to a store and get non bell bottom jeans.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I probably would not have worn them myself because I'm
not one to just adhere to travel.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, you're not a trend follower at all. Today, in
nineteen eighty nine, Cops debuted, that's a good show right there.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It still is. You have to watch it on Fox Nation. Yep,
but you could still see it today. In nineteen ninety
Lithuania declares it's independence from the Ruskies.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Woo and today.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
In nineteen ninety seven, a guy named Paul decided to
become Sir Paul.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So that was a thing. We don't have any songs
of the system from.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wings knighted by the Queen of England. What do you
think about that, Billy? Yet we don't have a single
Wings song in here.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
When don't you think?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't think we're good with that? Okay, live with today.
In twenty eleven, Fukushima happened. Oh god, earthquake tributor tsunami,
major nuclear disaster. Fourteen eighty years later. The cleanup continues,
how many years later? Fourteen years later twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is at fourteen million years later?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Anyway, it was sixteen thousand people killed, sixteen thousand deaths,
and of course billions and billions and damages.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And it's very sad, but also it was all in
a foreign country, so Americans don't care well and.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Until stuff started washing up on our shore on the
Pacific side, and then we started kind of noticing.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But isn't that most superheroes origin story has something to
do with nuclear disaster. Today, in twenty twenty, President Trump
COVID travel band, YadA, YadA, YadA, Who cares? Hey, yea,
I hate when COVID stuff shows up on this day
in history.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know, next week is the official anniversary of the
shutting down of the country. On Monday morning, it'll be
Saint Patrick's Day. And it was well March sixteenth in
two thousand when they declared that's starting tomorrow because they
had to, you know, put the word out that's starting
(10:09):
on Saint Patrick's Day. Kind of made it tough for
the bars. They were just shutting everything down. It was
just remember how long it was gonna be. Two weeks
to stop the spread, two weeks to slow the spread,
the same thing in two weeks.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
And we'll just we'll just put this kibatch this thing out.
Is it possible that that whole thing was really about
hating on the Irish?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
It could be the more you listen, the more you'll
know Walton and Johnson Bros.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Broad's non bros. Bros. People.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Thanks you turning on your radio. It's good to be
here with you on a Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, it's just good to be anywhere these days.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
What would all the violens and gunplay going on around here?
It ain't just our town, it's everybody's town. But the
Houston Police is investigating a shoot last night. This is
this is how bad it's getting out there. That third
ward is rough man.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Is there a nickname for the third word? You mean,
like the nickel ward?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, that's the fifth nickel, like that nickel, like a
five cent piece.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Right. Oh, why would you react like that? What did
you think? He said something different? Oh? I heard him.
Claire's dad.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
So this dude over in the Third world ride along
on his scooter about eight twenty last night, and somebody
pull up in a car and do a little drive
by on him and they shot him.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
He got shot multiple times. And this is how that happened.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
He down on Drew Street and he's outside the liquor
store and a dude in a Dodge Charger roll by
starts shooting and they hit the hit the cat, and
according to authority, the victim who got shot, who was
on a scooter, ran inside the store looking for some
help and got shot again inside the store by another individual.
(11:51):
So apparently they thought if I shoot at him and
I miss, he'll probably run inside that store.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
So the other guy was way for him, wow, and
shot him. That is that's teamwork. Yeah, you gotta admit
they tag team that gay.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Both of the sauce flicks fled the scene, one in
the call and one on foot. I believe they might
have stoleed cats Guda too. All right, Well, somebody did
because the eagle needed I mean, he critical condition getting
all kinds of surgeries and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But they don't know who it was. All Right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
While we're doing horrible news stories from the Walton and
Johnson listening region, here's one from the Temple Colleen area.
Oh boy, a fight between two students on the campus
of a middle school resulted in a young girl being
stabbed and dying.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And man, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Middle school students stabbing each other to death and girls.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I mean, nobody should be doing it, but girls especially.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
All Right, now we take you to Galveston, where a
woman has been accused of throwing her toddler from a
Galveston hotel balcony. She's going to be that happened in October.
She's going to be tested to see if she's competent
to stand trial. Her name is Chanelle Yonko, age thirty,
charged with capital murder for the death of seventeen year
old daughter Hannah.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Hang On hang On, seventeen year old.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Seventeen month old I'm sorry, No, you're right, Thank you
for correcting me. I was multitasking. I wanted to get
the picture up on the screen. Here, this little girl
looks like the Gerber baby. I mean, she was adorable.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Look look how you mom? Absolutely nuts. She looks like
a drugged out psycho.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Gotta be drugs because mom looks like she used to
be pretty before she discovered meth. And then the baby
looks like she could have been doing ads for babyfood.
Just a cute little girl. Absolutely awful.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Baby. Don't look that much like mama neither. I don't
know kinda mom. I mean, if she grew up and
started doing math.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, let's wait until the baby grows up and gets
on drugs and we'll see. Uh.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Documents aleged the baby had multiple stab wounds. I mean,
there's no way drugs weren't involved.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Stabbed a baby and then threw it off of a
hotel balcony.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Bro Meth is a hell of a drug. I mean,
I don't know if she was on math. We're just
assuming that. We have no idea, but what would drive
a person to do this to their own baby? Oh
my god, Absolutely sick and disgusting. And you know what,
let's throw in one here for Memphis while we're on Anytime.
Pregnant woman attacked in Memphis apartment after group breaks and
dear god, I didn't even know. I just figured there
(14:13):
would be one because you know, we know our listening audience.
Pregnant woman was beaten in her own apartment after a
group of people broke into it. Officers responded to the
assault at the Whispering Pines apartment. Not real quiet there
that night. Apparently, victim told police she heard a knock
at her door. Then five people came into the apartment
through the unlocked door began asking for her cousin. When
(14:34):
she told them he was not in the apartment, one
of the women in the group started, we can't get
to him, We'll get you and now you know the
rest of the story. So they beat up a pregnant woman.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Come on, Yeah, but they didn't throw her off a balcony,
did it?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
But it's still awful. Well still they could.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
All right, let's get New Orleans in on this here.
I'm just gonna climb out out. Let's see New Orleans
mayor what she do. Mayor's trip to Washington, DC against
travel band. Oh oh, imagine that LaToya cantrell making headlines today.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You know, the destroyer. Don't let nobody tell her house going,
but she tell you how's going to be.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
The New Orleans City Council President has issued a scathing letter,
very wordy, tersely worded. Is that oh that's the worst
kind to the city chief's administrative officer, condemning the mayor's
trip to Washington, d C. LaToya Cantrelley's traveling to d
C to attend the annual Yale Mayor's College Conference. And
they state that the mayor's trip is in violation of
(15:31):
the current travel ban in place for all city employees.
This is not a rerun from the pandemic. This has
going on right now. In March of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
For the New Orleans employees.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
The city says the annual conference was confirmed on the
Mayor's office and she's going to do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
They don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So the travel band decision came amid an ongoing school
funding fight, and the mayor's travel has previously been scrutinized.
She traveled first class. Where was it to France or
something like that? Why did she need to go to France?
I forget where she went, but Cuba.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
She that's where her bodyguard was going, and so she
had to go to Well, that would make a lot
of sense.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I mean, how else is she going to have sex
if she doesn't follow her body normally not the way
these work.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
But that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
As a real thumb, I have found if you want
to have sex, you need to go to the place
where the person you have sex with is located at.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So wherever the mayors? Do you think they're still an item?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Her?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The New Orleans Mayor and her bodyguard? I don't think so.
You don't think that was a long lasting love affair?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah? Yeah, anyway, eight six six I love WJ. Have
you had sex with the New Orleans Mayor? Our producer
Marvin who's standing by to take Marvin wants to talk
to you. Marvin wants to talk. He will screen your calls. Well,
Houston's in on this. Houston's got a hiring freeze right
now to address the city's budget concerns.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
But they can travel if they won't too. I think
they can.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
They just can't hire anybody, Okay, which has got to
be real tough for the previous mayor's ninety thousand dollars
a year airport intern not a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (16:54):
How old is that kid? Now?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Got to be thirties I possibly, Yeah, Yeah, it got
paid a lot of money. No, he's not on Yeah,
what's he doing without a lover? I mean we're assuming
that he has to move. That went right over my head.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Well, you know, so will he Sylvester.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So if you want to meet the mayor's former boyfriend,
he's going to be. I mean, the former mayor, Sylvester
Turner's body is on tour today.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
You could do you think the the intern slash music
critics slash boyfriend is going to be on the tour
with him.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Well, if you're not a boyfriend died, wouldn't you go
to his funeral? You know, you're not a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, I'm not sure what the rules are on that
I've ever.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Of all the people I've ever dated or been involved with,
I think only one of them has died. And it
was a while after we broke up, and I didn't
find out about it till a while after that.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well, there was no way it was going to be
blamed on you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's a good thing I have a dark sense of humor,
because that was a very well, it's a very weird
thing for you to say.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, I didn't go to the No, I didn't mean
if a black man make a joke, that's the kind
of humor you got to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No, it means macab macab billy. I'd tell him what
maccabb means. Mccob. You know, mccob. You know, like it's
dark and eerie and comy. Yeah, very morbid is what
it means.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
You don't think about michale. No, that's totally McHale's navy McCobb.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
No, No, that was the senator from Arizona. He died
to a different guy. Yeah, John McHale, right recipes. They
named a battleship after it. Sure you know the USS.
McHale anyway. A sixty six year old grandmother in Scotland
was shocked after receiving an X rated voice to text
AI message on her iPhone from a land Rover service shop.
(18:34):
Anybody in the room got a land Rover? What, Louise
little John? Is this even a real name?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Said?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
The shop was inviting her to an event, but then,
to her surprise, asked if she'd be able to have sex.
Hopefully the shop will work. If she'd be able to
have sex?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What are you ask? More like, are you willing to?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I think the AI was just not working. Hopefully the
shop gets that fixed or adheres to the gramma's needs.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't know. Here's what I would have done.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Hey, there's sugar or should I say sugar free. I'd
love to grip your heart away, your denture cream grips
those pearly whites. Let's skip the small talk and get
straight to the good stuff, like an upgrade for Medicare
park B and don't worry, baby, I've got something even
smoother than preparation age. My love for you is prescription strength,
and there is no cope. Let's take it nice and slow,
(19:25):
like your WiFi and make a love story even your
bridge club would gossip.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
About Wow, old ladies, robots and erotica, three things that
never should have been combined together.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Ever kidding, No wonder people hate this radio show.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Who look at that big ass, Look at that big
juicy booty.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
You know me, it's my dooty to please that booty.
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