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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You. You don't have to email us to tell us not
to do ketamine.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're already not going to do ketmies. He is the
sweetest thing. Somebody emailed Kenny and just told ketamine's not
good for you, Kenny, because you said, you know, you
gave up alcohol for lind but you didn't give up ketamine.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And then you immediately said.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What that you don't have to email me to tell
me that not to I'm not going to do ketamine.
That was a joke.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
He immediately said, I'm joking, but they emailed anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, well, all that being said, Oh, other advice.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
For you, but the drinking thing is you can drink
on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
According to one of our listeners who probably heard something
in church one day when he was half asked paying attention,
and he said, Sundays don't count on your sacrificial Linton season.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, technically he's right. The forty days are calculated excluding
Sundays because Sundays are considered quote unquote mini Easters days
of celebration commemorating Jesus' resurrection, So technically the Lent Him
Fast doesn't include Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But come out to be forty days if it's six
days a week, because that don't go even six weeks
of six day weeks is thirty six, So where's forty.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, you start on a don't you start on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is that when you started?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, ash, Wednesday, you're starting to start. I don't think
you're calculating it right. Don't do math on the air,
billy i'd. But all that being said, some folks choose
to stick with their sacrifice all the way through Sundays,
included for consistency or as a stricter discipline. I did
not drink on Sunday. Maybe I'll drink next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You can double up this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I love to drink. That was who you do. That
was why I gave it up. I really enjoy tequila lately.
I've been getting into mes cal. Mezkel is like bourbon
meets tequila. Someone's gonna write us an email that's not
what it is, but it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That you can describe it however you you want to say.
In my opinion, this is what it's like, and it
can't argue with it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a smokey tequila. I like how tequila's got that
kick I like how bourbon is smoky and mescal is
a smoky It's you know, it's an acquired taste for sure,
But then again, so is bourbon and tequila. Sa right, nobody.
I don't think anybody the first time they ever drank
alcohol took a sip at tequila and what m yum
yum mm. But now, at age forty two, i'd you'd
(02:17):
rather just drink the tequila straight up than mix it
with something. I guess your first drink is easier to
mix with something, but then on your second one, I
don't want a bunch of sugar. No, you don't want that. Yeah.
I like Thomas Massey. I think he's a good guy.
I like Trump. I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But Trump don't like Massy.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So you had to bigger side, now, Okay, in this dispute.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He doesn't. He's a lawmaker from Kentucky. And I gotta
tell you, if I have to pick on this one
specific issue, I'm team Massy. I don't think we should
spend money that we don't have. I think Trump's budget
and it still needs to be balanced. To love you, Trump,
but you are a populist, and I'm still I'm more
of a libertarian than I am a populist. I feel
(02:57):
like we're thirty six trillion dollars in debt. We need
to dial back they're spending and if this is and
what this really is is a feud between Mike Johnson
and Thomas Massey, and I'm really not on team Mike Johnson.
Did you watch We all watched the Joint Session speech
last week? Did you notice? And I'd assume most people
didn't see this, but it was something I picked up
on before this speech happened. Jd Vance and Mike Johnson
(03:19):
are standing at the podium waiting for Donald Trump to
get there, and jd Vance seems cool, He seems casual,
he seems calm. All you can see is the non
verbal stuff. All you could see is the noun and
he's and he's looking at Mike Johnson while he talks
at him. You know he's personable. And then Mike Johnson
won't look at jad Vance. He's looking away at the
(03:40):
crowd as if he's trying to get a waitress to
come bring them a cocktail or something. And I remember thinking,
Mike Johnson, I know this doesn't mean anything, but it
reaffirms my bias that you're kind of a douche douche
you know, I know it's not easy to be the
Speaker of the House. I had high hopes for him,
but as soon as he took over that position, it
was the swampy murky spills.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You understand, part of the reason why Doe is trying
to clean out stuff from our budget right now is
because of stuff that Mike Johnson put in a budget
package and had people vote on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Wellhy don't we just go give up blanket party? What
do you say?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know, because no, legally, I don't. It sounds
like that's illegal. I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This sounds kind of fun to me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, that's weird that you what.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, No, it ain't that you don't get two of
you under the blanket at the same time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hey, mister O, traditionally a bunch of guys, angry guys
show up with sheets over their head, blankets or whatever.
How do you interpret that?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, I'd say that's probably not a good d did you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I'm going to lean towards mister O on this one.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
In the meantime, you remember how they said the stock
market was the futures was looking good this morning after
a big sell off yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well I didn't hold.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Up because now to Dow is down another full one
percent plus down another four hundred and forty four just
this morning so far.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But things could turn around.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We'll wait and see, because Kenny just made some invesments
and once those hit the street and the word gets out,
you know, the street pay attention to what Kenny webs
to do.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, for the record, I bought bitcoin when it took
a dip and it's up now, not much, but it's
up a little bit. And then gold, what's gold? The
gold Vede in Michaeld. You bought a gold company? Bro,
gold is up again? How you just can't go wrong
with gold lately. By the way, I'm not a professional investor.
Don't take my never take kiddies. This is all for entertainment, No,
(05:29):
you know, grain AsSalt on everything I say, it entertains us.
I do enjoy punk rock music. I don't like this
bro country. I don't get There's nothing at the rodeo
for me this year. I don't care about any of it.
But I like metal, punk, alternative rock, a hardcore punk
fan posted photos online after he ordered an album on
Amazon and they sent him Clay Aikin's latest Christmas album
(05:52):
by mistake. Here's what's weird. They did it three different times.
Here's a clip from Counterparts Let Heaven Die, the album
the guy ordered into a clip of klay ak in
his Christmas Time, the album he keeps getting in the mail.
That's so ill. Now, that's what music sounds like.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Bral sounds like I don't know what he's saying. This
is what he got instead. I can see how he
might not one was just it's not like a perfect replacement.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did you really not understand the lyrics? And that mister
Billy had what he was saying? He was just growling.
But that's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's what it sounds like like inside my head when
I read stories like how a federal judge just decided
not to let Trump deport my mood Khalil from Columbia University.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Some federal judge.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes, I was just like, yeah, I think I'm I'm
better than the president, and I'm just going to say, no,
you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
See now you should learn the lyrics to that song.
They apply perfectly to what you're talking to the sky.
I prayed for flesh, not to kid. I wept when
Heaven let them die. That's what he's saying to the sky.
I prayed. Listen see that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, Heaven let them die.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's what he's saying. And that's and that's how I
feel when I hear that Donald Trump can't depour it
a terrorist. I don't get that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
They don't even know where they took mood. Some people
said they thought they took.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Him to New Jersey, and now they're saying they might
have taken him to Louisiana. Oh no, but they have
to get him back to New York for his court
appearance tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Wait, they took him to the place where a terrorist
Islamic terrorists had an attack earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It sounded like a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wait, why would they do that?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Are they trying to hurt people?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That seems like a huge mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Hey, bro, you mind putting on some pants. I find
a little weird. I have to ask twice Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They're getting some feedback about the continuing resolution thing. They're
saying that Chip Roy and Thomas Massey are going to
get primaried, Kenny, how could you choose their side over Trumps?
And I assure you if we all celebrated Doge cutting
wasteful spending, right, we all liked that, then what would
be the point of passing another spending budget bill filled
(08:55):
with bloat and waste and.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Wouldn't get they're going to do it because of the threat.
Is that duel show?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
The over down?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And oh my god, what will we do without government?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I mean, y'all that are sending me these emails and
messages online are assuming that I care if the government
gets shut down?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, a are you?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Are you picking a side or are you just saying
what you think will happen whether you like it or
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I think that cutting all that money out of the
government would be a real waste. If we passed a
budget bill that just put it all right back in,
that's insanity to me. That is absolute craziness. That's our government.
Imagine spending a whole month cleaning out your garage and
then when you're done, you take all this stuff you
put out on the corner for the garbage man and
you dump it back in the garage. That would that
(09:38):
That's what we're talking. That's like I'm taking crazy pills.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Your head just.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Gonna explode if you keep following these stories for much longer.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I like, I'm glad we voted for Trump because the
other choice was much worse. But no, I'm not going
to side with Trump on this one.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Trumpe Bolly, you're in trouble. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You're gonna get a teriff. Trump is wrong, They're gonna
put a terrfhone you. Thomas Massey is right. Sorry, well, yes,
you watch yourself now. You ever drink pickle juice to
get over a hangover?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, just to get over cramps mainly?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Is that what it is? I thought it was a hangover.
It's cramps.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Pickle juices for you know, you eat pickle juice? Was
way faster and quicker, better for you?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
What's it like if like a Charlie horse or is
that different? You ever wake up with one of those
and you like, bend your ramp? Okay? Colwsons is now
selling pickle juice and ready to pour bottles, No pickles.
They say it's good for cocktails and cooking. No, it's
just the juice. Here is a runner featured on Clawson's
Instagram account talking about how drinking pickle juice helps her run. Now,
(10:41):
I'm not a pro athlete, but I am something of
a mileage monster, and since cramps are no fun, I
rely on my secret weapons.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Floss in pickle bride.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, maybe it's weird it.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Secret weapon peeling on a flat rock over here all
over my legs.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, yeah, that's a I don't know if I would
do pickle juice. I don't know. I mean, I'm not grossed.
I would put almost anything in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think you would drink pickle juice if you were
having cramps in your legs or something.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know. I never needed it that bad.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I guess here you will someday if you keep working out.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I guess if it works, it works.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But maybe you don't work out hard enough. Can you
come out to the country with me?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She spend a week in out, sweating in the heat,
getting all you know, country dirt ow you and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know, it's funny about that. My mom was just
in town for about five days, and every day she'd
come hang out with me, and I'd need to go
to the gym, or I'd need to go to the park,
to run.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Does she lift now too?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, she doesn't. And I'm thinking about it. I have
like a limited amount of time with my mom here,
not just because she doesn't visit very often, but because
she you ain't gonna live mud. You know, she's very old.
She's got a bunch of longer she got I mean,
I don't know she got. Oh, she's got a bunch
of fake limbs and stuff like that. You still think
she'll go before you, But you don't know that. No,
you're right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But it occurred to me as my mom was like, man,
I'm going to try to run as fast as i
can so I can hang out with my mom. But
I still went to do the training. And as I
as I'm going out at the door, my Mom's like,
I'm only here for a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Why are you going off running when you could be
with your mother, That's what I'm saying, Well, why did you?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Because I have to adhere a bad son because I'm
training for the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, I see how that works.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
My training can't be interrupted just because I have family
in town. I mean, of course I love my family,
But explain that to the zombies, the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hold up, zombies, I got a good excuse for not
being able to run. You see, Billy ed gets it.
I did it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I question whether or not you really take this whole
revelations thing seriously sometimes, mister Kenna, Sometimes I might not
what's going to happen when they come around and they
what's gonna happen when the mad Max style militia comes
and they say, first we're gonna kill all the days
you'd be the only guy that would stand up to
him and you're not even training.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well that's when I just point at you and I go,
my boyfriend is ready to kick your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just saw this post on social media and it's
a meme. It was a teenage boy describing politics. He said,
I'm fifteen years old, I'm a nationalist socialist, I worship Satan,
and I'm bisexual. Cute, and I thought, hang on a second,
you're I mean, I don't know what the rules are
on worshiping Satan, but I'm pretty sure the Nazis killed
all the gay people when they encountered them. You're you're
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advocating for your own extinction.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, people get confused about that sort of thing. Have
you have you met liberals lately promoting Palestinian ideas on
college campuses?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
For example, way you're onto something. I will say this,
when those people are promoting the anti Semitic ideas on
college campuses, at least they're being honest about what they believe.
It's not what I believe, but they're saying it out loud,
even if they don't really understand it. From the River
to the Sea. Do you remember when we watched that
AI generated video of Hitler speech in English?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I do? Was it? Was it just me? Or was
it not what you would have expected?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Waiting with the style, the delivery style that Hitler at it,
It didn't come off like that was what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I always assumed every one of those speeches, because I
don't speak German, I always assumed every one of those
speeches was about killing the Jews.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But we listened to about ten minutes of one of
those speeches in English one time after the show is over,
we're just watching videos online. It's a he was giving
a speech about how it's hard for the working class
to find a full time job. And I was like,
this sounds like every politician in every party during my
lifetime that's ever given a speech.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Part of his delivery style was unique and second Germans
just a very angry sounding language.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You mean to tell me all those speeches was just
him talking about unemployment.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, and fixing potholes and you know, the general business
of government.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, I know, like that is what he was doing.
Hang on a minute, He's not saying that we have
to eradicate people with dark skin or Jews.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, in that particular speech, I'm sure it came up,
you know, other times.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because we put the speech on it immediately. I just
thought this could be Bernie Sanders, this could be met Romney.
It's such a vague, generic speech about general problems. It
still exists anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Now somebody mentioned potholes, and it kind of makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Why you want to smoke some weed?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No potholes in the street, I got you, not the
pot you have at your house.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't have any pot of my house. I'm just
what it's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Said is that now that Sylvester Turner's passed on, he's
never going to get an opportunity to finish fixing all
those potholes that he swore on a Bible that he
was gonna do. He didn't have time to get it
all done.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's actually a very smart, clever joke that requires some
explanation to some of our new listeners.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Then you have to explain it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, no, this is worth it. The congressman who just died,
Sylvester Turner, who was previously a state lawmaker, who was
previously the mayor of Houston, once famously wanted to do
a video where he promoted filling the potholes in the city.
So instead of finding a pothole and filling it, he
had one of his staff members create a pothole.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Because it was right outside his office.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Have to travel it, you know, like I don't know
I want to go to the pothole, could just have
one right outside.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
He wanted a good backdrop or something. Who knows what
he was thinking. Your explanations as good as anything, and
it was handy. Instead of finding a pothole, which wouldn't
have been difficult at all, he've made one. He had
somebody create a pothole and.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Then he pretended to be the working man filling it
in for you to vote man, because you voted for that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Do you understand I'll bet you dollars to donuts if
we went to the location right now where he created
that fake pothole. I'll bet the fake pothole that he
started to fill up that day is still there.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You damn straight it is.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I bet he put one it's bigger than ever one
scoop of gravel in it, and finished the camera shot
and immediately gave up. I guarantee that pothole is not felt,
not as surprise at all. No, nope, not at all.
It says felled as the orifice is up. Never mind,
that joke's not gonna work on the air.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
In the meantime, we'll have to find out tomorrow morning
when we return if if they're going to keep flying
airplanes over Trump's house. They've had two F sixteen fighter
jets have to go and interest pilots who are flying
over Trump's house. And you know, Norad puts a little
restricted airspace out whenever Trump's in the residence, as they say,
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at his house.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, and people are flying airplanes.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now, it could be some guy just wanted to let's
let's go see what it looks like over.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
At Trump's place here.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Maybe maybe Lemnia's out there you know, Sunbathe or something.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Malania is her name.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know what John would say, don't forget boys and girls.
I want to see that eat it every day. Artists
who say that they're artists usually people who need a job.
If I say what do you do? It's because I'm
in a pinch. I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now? You say I'm an artist, which forces me puts
the onus on me to act like I'm interested in art?
I say, oh really, what type of art? Which is
invariably something no one wants to see?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh I'm a playwright.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh yeah, that needs to be done over and over again.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
You know, we have movies now. They took the place
of plays. They're not two separate things. We made movies
because plays suck, and we could make movies all of
a sudden because a play is an awkward thing to watch.
Have you ever seen a play? Is there anything more
embarrassing and filthy to sit through? I don't like any
form of live entertainment where there's a fourth wall, where
(18:22):
you pay one hundred and fifty dollars for front row
Broadway tickets, pretends you're not here by pretend to driver
motor boat, or I fence with a guy that's rude.
Were belly dancer, snow you're fat girls? Put on a rope,
all right, Come on, I don't have anything near a
six pack myself, but out of the throw wind chimes
(18:44):
on a beer gun and call it free expression.
You. You don't have to email us to tell us not
to do ketamine.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're already not going to do ketmies. He is the
sweetest thing. Somebody emailed Kenny and just told ketamine's not
good for you, Kenny, because you said, you know, you
gave up alcohol for lind but you didn't give up ketamine.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And then you immediately said.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What that you don't have to email me to tell
me that not to I'm not going to do ketamine.
That was a joke.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
He immediately said, I'm joking, but they emailed anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, well, all that being said, Oh, other advice.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
For you, but the drinking thing is you can drink
on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
According to one of our listeners who probably heard something
in church one day when he was half asked paying attention,
and he said, Sundays don't count on your sacrificial Linton season.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay, technically he's right. The forty days are calculated excluding
Sundays because Sundays are considered quote unquote mini Easters days
of celebration commemorating Jesus' resurrection, So technically the Lent Him
Fast doesn't include Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But come out to be forty days if it's six
days a week, because that don't go even six weeks
of six day weeks is thirty six, So where's forty.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, you start on a don't you start on Wednesday?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Is that when you started?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, ash, Wednesday, you're starting to start. I don't think
you're calculating it right. Don't do math on the air,
billy i'd. But all that being said, some folks choose
to stick with their sacrifice all the way through Sundays,
included for consistency or as a stricter discipline. I did
not drink on Sunday. Maybe I'll drink next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You can double up this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I love to drink. That was who you do. That
was why I gave it up. I really enjoy tequila lately.
I've been getting into mes cal. Mezkel is like bourbon
meets tequila. Someone's gonna write us an email that's not
what it is, but it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That you can describe it however you you want to say.
In my opinion, this is what it's like, and it
can't argue with it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a smokey tequila. I like how tequila's got that
kick I like how bourbon is smoky and mescal is
a smoky It's you know, it's an acquired taste for sure,
But then again, so is bourbon and tequila. Sa right, nobody.
I don't think anybody the first time they ever drank
alcohol took a sip at tequila and what m yum
yum mm. But now, at age forty two, i'd you'd
(02:17):
rather just drink the tequila straight up than mix it
with something. I guess your first drink is easier to
mix with something, but then on your second one, I
don't want a bunch of sugar. No, you don't want that. Yeah.
I like Thomas Massey. I think he's a good guy.
I like Trump. I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
But Trump don't like Massy.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So you had to bigger side, now, Okay, in this dispute.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He doesn't. He's a lawmaker from Kentucky. And I gotta
tell you, if I have to pick on this one
specific issue, I'm team Massy. I don't think we should
spend money that we don't have. I think Trump's budget
and it still needs to be balanced. To love you, Trump,
but you are a populist, and I'm still I'm more
of a libertarian than I am a populist. I feel
(02:57):
like we're thirty six trillion dollars in debt. We need
to dial back they're spending and if this is and
what this really is is a feud between Mike Johnson
and Thomas Massey, and I'm really not on team Mike Johnson.
Did you watch We all watched the Joint Session speech
last week? Did you notice? And I'd assume most people
didn't see this, but it was something I picked up
on before this speech happened. Jd Vance and Mike Johnson
(03:19):
are standing at the podium waiting for Donald Trump to
get there, and jd Vance seems cool, He seems casual,
he seems calm. All you can see is the non
verbal stuff. All you could see is the noun and
he's and he's looking at Mike Johnson while he talks
at him. You know he's personable. And then Mike Johnson
won't look at jad Vance. He's looking away at the
(03:40):
crowd as if he's trying to get a waitress to
come bring them a cocktail or something. And I remember thinking,
Mike Johnson, I know this doesn't mean anything, but it
reaffirms my bias that you're kind of a douche douche
you know, I know it's not easy to be the
Speaker of the House. I had high hopes for him,
but as soon as he took over that position, it
was the swampy murky spills.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You understand, part of the reason why Doe is trying
to clean out stuff from our budget right now is
because of stuff that Mike Johnson put in a budget
package and had people vote on.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Wellhy don't we just go give up blanket party? What
do you say?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know, because no, legally, I don't. It sounds
like that's illegal. I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
This sounds kind of fun to me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, that's weird that you what.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, No, it ain't that you don't get two of
you under the blanket at the same time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Hey, mister O, traditionally a bunch of guys, angry guys
show up with sheets over their head, blankets or whatever.
How do you interpret that?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, I'd say that's probably not a good d did you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I'm going to lean towards mister O on this one.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
In the meantime, you remember how they said the stock
market was the futures was looking good this morning after
a big sell off yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well I didn't hold.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Up because now to Dow is down another full one
percent plus down another four hundred and forty four just
this morning so far.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But things could turn around.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We'll wait and see, because Kenny just made some invesments
and once those hit the street and the word gets out,
you know, the street pay attention to what Kenny webs
to do.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Okay, for the record, I bought bitcoin when it took
a dip and it's up now, not much, but it's
up a little bit. And then gold, what's gold? The
gold Vede in Michaeld. You bought a gold company? Bro,
gold is up again? How you just can't go wrong
with gold lately. By the way, I'm not a professional investor.
Don't take my never take kiddies. This is all for entertainment, No,
(05:29):
you know, grain AsSalt on everything I say, it entertains us.
I do enjoy punk rock music. I don't like this
bro country. I don't get There's nothing at the rodeo
for me this year. I don't care about any of it.
But I like metal, punk, alternative rock, a hardcore punk
fan posted photos online after he ordered an album on
Amazon and they sent him Clay Aikin's latest Christmas album
(05:52):
by mistake. Here's what's weird. They did it three different times.
Here's a clip from Counterparts Let Heaven Die, the album
the guy ordered into a clip of klay ak in
his Christmas Time, the album he keeps getting in the mail.
That's so ill. Now, that's what music sounds like.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Bral sounds like I don't know what he's saying. This
is what he got instead. I can see how he
might not one was just it's not like a perfect replacement.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Did you really not understand the lyrics? And that mister
Billy had what he was saying? He was just growling.
But that's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's what it sounds like like inside my head when
I read stories like how a federal judge just decided
not to let Trump deport my mood Khalil from Columbia University.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Some federal judge.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yes, I was just like, yeah, I think I'm I'm
better than the president, and I'm just going to say, no,
you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
See now you should learn the lyrics to that song.
They apply perfectly to what you're talking to the sky.
I prayed for flesh, not to kid. I wept when
Heaven let them die. That's what he's saying to the sky.
I prayed. Listen see that.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, Heaven let them die.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That's what he's saying. And that's and that's how I
feel when I hear that Donald Trump can't depour it
a terrorist. I don't get that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
They don't even know where they took mood. Some people
said they thought they took.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Him to New Jersey, and now they're saying they might
have taken him to Louisiana. Oh no, but they have
to get him back to New York for his court
appearance tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Wait, they took him to the place where a terrorist
Islamic terrorists had an attack earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It sounded like a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Wait, why would they do that?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Are they trying to hurt people?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That seems like a huge mistake.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Hey, bro, you mind putting on some pants. I find
a little weird. I have to ask twice Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
They're getting some feedback about the continuing resolution thing. They're
saying that Chip Roy and Thomas Massey are going to
get primaried, Kenny, how could you choose their side over Trumps?
And I assure you if we all celebrated Doge cutting
wasteful spending, right, we all liked that, then what would
be the point of passing another spending budget bill filled
(08:55):
with bloat and waste and.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Wouldn't get they're going to do it because of the threat.
Is that duel show?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
The over down?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And oh my god, what will we do without government?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I mean, y'all that are sending me these emails and
messages online are assuming that I care if the government
gets shut down?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Well, a are you?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Are you picking a side or are you just saying
what you think will happen whether you like it or
don't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I think that cutting all that money out of the
government would be a real waste. If we passed a
budget bill that just put it all right back in,
that's insanity to me. That is absolute craziness. That's our government.
Imagine spending a whole month cleaning out your garage and
then when you're done, you take all this stuff you
put out on the corner for the garbage man and
you dump it back in the garage. That would that
(09:38):
That's what we're talking. That's like I'm taking crazy pills.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Your head just.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Gonna explode if you keep following these stories for much longer.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I like, I'm glad we voted for Trump because the
other choice was much worse. But no, I'm not going
to side with Trump on this one.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Trumpe Bolly, you're in trouble. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You're gonna get a teriff. Trump is wrong, They're gonna
put a terrfhone you. Thomas Massey is right. Sorry, well, yes,
you watch yourself now. You ever drink pickle juice to
get over a hangover?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, just to get over cramps mainly?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Is that what it is? I thought it was a hangover.
It's cramps.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Pickle juices for you know, you eat pickle juice? Was
way faster and quicker, better for you?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
What's it like if like a Charlie horse or is
that different? You ever wake up with one of those
and you like, bend your ramp? Okay? Colwsons is now
selling pickle juice and ready to pour bottles, No pickles.
They say it's good for cocktails and cooking. No, it's
just the juice. Here is a runner featured on Clawson's
Instagram account talking about how drinking pickle juice helps her run. Now,
(10:41):
I'm not a pro athlete, but I am something of
a mileage monster, and since cramps are no fun, I
rely on my secret weapons.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Floss in pickle bride.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, maybe it's weird it.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Secret weapon peeling on a flat rock over here all
over my legs.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well, yeah, that's a I don't know if I would
do pickle juice. I don't know. I mean, I'm not grossed.
I would put almost anything in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think you would drink pickle juice if you were
having cramps in your legs or something.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know. I never needed it that bad.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I guess here you will someday if you keep working out.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I guess if it works, it works.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
But maybe you don't work out hard enough. Can you
come out to the country with me?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
She spend a week in out, sweating in the heat,
getting all you know, country dirt ow you and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know, it's funny about that. My mom was just
in town for about five days, and every day she'd
come hang out with me, and I'd need to go
to the gym, or I'd need to go to the park,
to run.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Does she lift now too?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, she doesn't. And I'm thinking about it. I have
like a limited amount of time with my mom here,
not just because she doesn't visit very often, but because
she you ain't gonna live mud. You know, she's very old.
She's got a bunch of longer she got I mean,
I don't know she got. Oh, she's got a bunch
of fake limbs and stuff like that. You still think
she'll go before you, But you don't know that. No,
you're right, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But it occurred to me as my mom was like, man,
I'm going to try to run as fast as i
can so I can hang out with my mom. But
I still went to do the training. And as I
as I'm going out at the door, my Mom's like,
I'm only here for a couple of days.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Why are you going off running when you could be
with your mother, That's what I'm saying, Well, why did you?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Because I have to adhere a bad son because I'm
training for the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, I see how that works.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
My training can't be interrupted just because I have family
in town. I mean, of course I love my family,
But explain that to the zombies, the apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hold up, zombies, I got a good excuse for not
being able to run. You see, Billy ed gets it.
I did it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I question whether or not you really take this whole
revelations thing seriously sometimes, mister Kenna, Sometimes I might not
what's going to happen when they come around and they
what's gonna happen when the mad Max style militia comes
and they say, first we're gonna kill all the days
you'd be the only guy that would stand up to
him and you're not even training.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well that's when I just point at you and I go,
my boyfriend is ready to kick your ass.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just saw this post on social media and it's
a meme. It was a teenage boy describing politics. He said,
I'm fifteen years old, I'm a nationalist socialist, I worship Satan,
and I'm bisexual. Cute, and I thought, hang on a second,
you're I mean, I don't know what the rules are
on worshiping Satan, but I'm pretty sure the Nazis killed
all the gay people when they encountered them. You're you're
(13:17):
advocating for your own extinction.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well, people get confused about that sort of thing. Have
you have you met liberals lately promoting Palestinian ideas on
college campuses?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
For example, way you're onto something. I will say this,
when those people are promoting the anti Semitic ideas on
college campuses, at least they're being honest about what they believe.
It's not what I believe, but they're saying it out loud,
even if they don't really understand it. From the River
to the Sea. Do you remember when we watched that
AI generated video of Hitler speech in English?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I do? Was it? Was it just me? Or was
it not what you would have expected?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Not at all?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Waiting with the style, the delivery style that Hitler at it,
It didn't come off like that was what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I always assumed every one of those speeches, because I
don't speak German, I always assumed every one of those
speeches was about killing the Jews.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But we listened to about ten minutes of one of
those speeches in English one time after the show is over,
we're just watching videos online. It's a he was giving
a speech about how it's hard for the working class
to find a full time job. And I was like,
this sounds like every politician in every party during my
lifetime that's ever given a speech.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Part of his delivery style was unique and second Germans
just a very angry sounding language.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You mean to tell me all those speeches was just
him talking about unemployment.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, and fixing potholes and you know, the general business
of government.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, I know, like that is what he was doing.
Hang on a minute, He's not saying that we have
to eradicate people with dark skin or Jews.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Well, in that particular speech, I'm sure it came up,
you know, other times.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Because we put the speech on it immediately. I just
thought this could be Bernie Sanders, this could be met Romney.
It's such a vague, generic speech about general problems. It
still exists anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Now somebody mentioned potholes, and it kind of makes me sad.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Why you want to smoke some weed?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
No potholes in the street, I got you, not the
pot you have at your house.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I don't have any pot of my house. I'm just
what it's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Said is that now that Sylvester Turner's passed on, he's
never going to get an opportunity to finish fixing all
those potholes that he swore on a Bible that he
was gonna do. He didn't have time to get it
all done.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's actually a very smart, clever joke that requires some
explanation to some of our new listeners.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Then you have to explain it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, no, this is worth it. The congressman who just died,
Sylvester Turner, who was previously a state lawmaker, who was
previously the mayor of Houston, once famously wanted to do
a video where he promoted filling the potholes in the city.
So instead of finding a pothole and filling it, he
had one of his staff members create a pothole.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Because it was right outside his office.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Have to travel it, you know, like I don't know
I want to go to the pothole, could just have
one right outside.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
He wanted a good backdrop or something. Who knows what
he was thinking. Your explanations as good as anything, and
it was handy. Instead of finding a pothole, which wouldn't
have been difficult at all, he've made one. He had
somebody create a pothole and.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Then he pretended to be the working man filling it
in for you to vote man, because you voted for that.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Do you understand I'll bet you dollars to donuts if
we went to the location right now where he created
that fake pothole. I'll bet the fake pothole that he
started to fill up that day is still there.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
You damn straight it is.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I bet he put one it's bigger than ever one
scoop of gravel in it, and finished the camera shot
and immediately gave up. I guarantee that pothole is not felt,
not as surprise at all. No, nope, not at all.
It says felled as the orifice is up. Never mind,
that joke's not gonna work on the air.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
In the meantime, we'll have to find out tomorrow morning
when we return if if they're going to keep flying
airplanes over Trump's house. They've had two F sixteen fighter
jets have to go and interest pilots who are flying
over Trump's house. And you know, Norad puts a little
restricted airspace out whenever Trump's in the residence, as they say,
(17:11):
at his house.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, and people are flying airplanes.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Now, it could be some guy just wanted to let's
let's go see what it looks like over.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
At Trump's place here.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Maybe maybe Lemnia's out there you know, Sunbathe or something.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Malania is her name.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know what John would say, don't forget boys and girls.
I want to see that eat it every day. Artists
who say that they're artists usually people who need a job.
If I say what do you do? It's because I'm
in a pinch. I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now? You say I'm an artist, which forces me puts
the onus on me to act like I'm interested in art?
I say, oh really, what type of art? Which is
invariably something no one wants to see?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh I'm a playwright.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh yeah, that needs to be done over and over again.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
You know, we have movies now. They took the place
of plays. They're not two separate things. We made movies
because plays suck, and we could make movies all of
a sudden because a play is an awkward thing to watch.
Have you ever seen a play? Is there anything more
embarrassing and filthy to sit through? I don't like any
form of live entertainment where there's a fourth wall, where
(18:22):
you pay one hundred and fifty dollars for front row
Broadway tickets, pretends you're not here by pretend to driver
motor boat, or I fence with a guy that's rude.
Were belly dancer, snow you're fat girls? Put on a rope,
all right, Come on, I don't have anything near a
six pack myself, but out of the throw wind chimes
(18:44):
on a beer gun and call it free expression.
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