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March 12, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the last segment, we played a clip from the
View and it didn't.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Want to apologize for that.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Well, actually, instead of doing that, I think we'll play
why don't we play a clip about the View? That
sounds better. This is Kennedy from the Fox News Channel.
She used to be an MTVVJ. She was also one
of the MTV News anchors back in the nineties, and
now she's the libertarian voice on a lot of Fox
News panels. And here she is describing how way back

(00:28):
in the early two thousands she auditioned to be on
the View.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I auditioned for the View in two thousand and three
and went pretty far through the process and got along
great because Star was there. Barbara Walters was still alive,
God rest her soul. She was lovely. Meredith Vieira was
still there. We talked about conservative politics. Joy was a
talking hemorrhoid in an auburn wing. She was so ungracious

(00:57):
and awful, and she had a comedy writer writing her
little line during the breaks, and I was like, she's
not even funny, Like she's not reacting to anything, she's
not thinking in the moment. And then I made some
jokes because it's a conversational show before it became an
unwatchable abortion because usually there's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
To watch, the unusual thing to say.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
And she said to me during the break, I'll handle
the comedy here, and I said, great, whenever you start
like all, I want.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
To positive Joy thinks she's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
They wrote jokes for her, and then she told them
on the air, and then she told someone else who
was being funny just ad libbing, not to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh, I got I'm paying a guy over here to
write these funny lines for me, so everybody will think
I'm funny.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Who is this comedy writer? And how awful are they?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
And I mean, honestly, if it's your job to make
Joy Bear funny, you should just squit.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's like trying to clean up all the nuclear and sure, Nobyle,
that's just a waste.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, you don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Anyone that listens to talk shows probably knows the pre
written jokes are clearly the worst part.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let me start that sentence over.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Anyone that listens to this show regularly could probably tell
when we're telling a pre written joke and it's not
the funniest part of the show. No, there's the pre
written jokes are always the worst part. Someone was actually
ad libbing real comedy on the show, and she told
them to.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Stop that down. I've never never heard of such a thing.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Well, they don't need the competition, obviously, because I think
Joy realized she's not considered funny, but she still wants
to be. This little young whipper snapper comes in here
and starts a popping off, a little humorous quimps.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
We can't have that. You know what, I've never been
able to figure out.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Everyone else on that show except for her, seems to
have done something else before, Like Elizabeth Hassleback was famous
for being on Survivor. And you know Whoopy Goldberg. Did
you know it was a movie some stuff? Yeah, exactly,
the thing with the nun Sister Act or whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't like Ghost, right, Ghost exactly? I mean those
look Ghost was great, Sister act was funny. You know,
I don't like WHOOPI Goldberg. But credit where credit's due.
What Ghost was funny and good? Not because of Whoopy Goldberg.
She was part of it. She was good in it,
right exactly. But still my only point is at least
they did something, how did Joy Bear get on that show?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
What was her? That's a damn good question. Where did they?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Did Barbara Walters discover her at an open mic night
or somethings? This is the untapped talent we need. No
one's ever seen joy Bear, but for she's gonna change media.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Doesn't It almost feel like somebody was being blackmailed to
put her on the show, right, like they had something
on Barbara Walters or whoever was in charge of hiring,
and they're like, well, you know, you gotta hire this
girl or we're gonna out you on something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, that well, you know Epstein, who knows? That would
explain a lot. So as we're talking.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Celebrities, I don't want to let this moment slip by
without letting everybody know that the United States has suffered
a great loss and we haven't been able to talk
about it yet because sometimes the feelings are just too raw.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
So this isn't about the Department of Education. No, the
emotions are just too painful right now. But it happened
almost two months ago now, so I think we have
to deal with it. It looks like Rosie O'Donnell has left
us for good. Yeah, this is pretty serious stuff, guys.

(04:36):
Rosie O'Donnell has decided to pack up her things and
she now lives in what is it Ireland? Yah, And
I thought you all saying she died or something. She
left us for good. Yeah, Rosie o'donnald moved to the
Nation of Ireland. And apparently one of the reasons she
was able to move there is because she is an
Irish person. Here she is explaining it yesterday.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
And I'm here in Ireland and it's beautiful and warm,
not physically it's actually quite cold. Moved here on January fifteenth,
and it's been pretty wonderful. I have to say. The
people are so loving and so kind, so welcoming, and

(05:22):
I'm very grateful.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Wait for it.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
In the process of getting my Irish citizenship, as I
have Irish grandparents.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You just said it sounds like you can't just go
to Ireland and immediately just be granted citizenship and all
the rights that go with being a an Irish citizen.
You have to have some kind of special legacy paths
or something.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I look, this is great because this woman has made
the point over and over again that anyone should just
be able to come into the United States, and if
you can't come into the United States, that obviously means
that we're a racist, fascist regime. Or and yet somehow
she has moved to another country and she's only allowed
to go there because of her racial background. Do they

(06:12):
hear themselves when they talk out?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
We really do. I don't think they do. You're listening
to the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve Johnson and
Kenny Webster. He must be the new guy, because you can't.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
You can't share with the audience what we were just
watching in our own private time here because that was
that was banned.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We just watched a clip of a roast battle stand
up comedy roast battle, and a friend of ours said
it to us.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I got pretty mean at each other, and we don't
like that meanness.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It was a transgender stand up comedian making fun of
a disabled guy cerebral palsy, I would guess, in a wheelchair.
And then the cerebral palsy guy make fun of the
transgender person and she said the only person who ever
screwed this guy.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Was God, and I was like, wow, of his condition,
that's dark.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
That was mean. And then his rebuttal was and you said,
she said, but was it a she. I'm gonna allow
the gender identity because she made us laugh. I'm gonna
I'll play along it.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
In a week. Yeah, I've said this before.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'll pretend you're whatever, as long as it's not impeding
on other people's rights. If you're not there, if it's
not if you're just a guy in a ball gown
and you're not trying to go in the bathroom with
someone's daughter or play lacrosse, fine, you're a woman. I
don't care as it doesn't affect me. I need to
get out of the line at RB's and move on
with my day. But anyway, so then the disabled guy said, uh,

(07:34):
I guess the transgender woman's name was Robin. He said,
Robin doesn't know if she should go in the men's
room or the bath the ladies room. I just wish
she would quit crying in the handicapped stall. So sad,
that's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know, we need comedy, probably now more than ever,
and luckily comedy is making a comeback. Between Democrats, woke,
and COVID. Comedy was just on the outs for quite
a while, and then people like Bill Burr, one of
Kenney's favorite comedians comes out.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I mean, I like his comedy, but boy, he's lost
his mind, hasn't he.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Bill Burr has gone off on Elon Musk, now specifically,
I mean, he really didn't like rich people, anybody richer
than him.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And I'm sure he's doing fine. But if you have
more money than Bill Burr, than he won't like you.
And he really doesn't like Elon Musk.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
He said that idiot Elon Musk, who is evidently a Nazi.
I refuse to believe it was an accidental siguile two
times at a presidential inauguration of all places. He really
still believes that news story where they just froze the

(08:51):
camera and Elon Musk's hand is out like this. They
don't know what he was trying to accomplish with that,
They just say he must be a Nazi.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think that Bill Burr has made a mistake here
by trying to pander to people on the far left,
because that is clearly not where stand up comedy fans
are right.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Comedy is clearly.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Moving to the right now that the left has become
offended by everything. Look, I mean, pick a guy. Dave
Chappelle Joe Rogan. Pick your favorite comedian and I'll show
you someone that's a Bill Bill Maher.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I'll show you a guy that's even Bill Maher.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, for the record, if you enjoy comedy that does
not mock you for owning a gun or wanting to
keep old statues or whatever, you know, whatever your beliefs are.
Me and Jesse Peyton and Chad Prather have a show
coming up in New Orleans. It's called the Right Side
of Comedy. It's also called the Gulf of America Tour.

(09:46):
Oh yeah, and it's going down Friday, April eighteenth at
Southport Hall, two hundred Monticello Avenue in New Orleans. Are
you familiar with the Yes, I am, and so it's
Chad and Jesse are I'm just the host as a
lot of people now, I you know, I'm not like
a stand up comedian by trade. It's just a thing
I do for fun on the shide. But you could

(10:06):
be though. Thank you, Billy, that's sweet of you. That's
very Every comedian needs an opener. Yeah, that's what it is.
I'm opening. No, you're right about that. That's your insult
is literally what he thought it was an insult. But
that that's that's just the reality. That's exactly what's happening
right right. Hey, look, those guys don't have a They
don't get to co host the coorse morning show in America.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Though they do not know they do not. Yeah, the sports,
that's right, that's what we do. And now I forgot
we had sports to do, right.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well, I just figured Billy Ede's done. We'll let mister
ow have a turn.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
You know, you know the folks sponsor in the sports, Uh,
my legacy videos a video was won.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
My Legacy video dot Com is the website. Think about that.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
In the sporting world, for example, they already have that.
If you a professional athlete, you've got a legacy video
all your highlight, all the highlights.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
From your career.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Everything you did as a professional athlete was probably video tape.
All right, So now think about that for your own
family members. My Legacy Video dot Com. You take a
look at that, you go see what they all about.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, absolutely, And you know grandpa's old football stories. You
can get those on video and they'll make it into
a cool documentary for you.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You'll want to want they will, all right.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
There's a lot of stuff about trans today in the news.
But before we get to any of that sports. Yeah,
I thought that was against the law. Now, well, there's
this guy, Brett Favre. Brett Fahr, I knew you'd do that.
Brett fav is precisely aligned with about roughly three fourths
to eighty percent of America when it comes to trans
athletes and women's sports. He said, anti quote, I can
only shake my head at the problem. He was doing

(11:44):
an interview with Will Kine on Fox News, and FARV
was shown a segment of the view in which Whoopy
Goldberg we played the clip the other day yep claimed that, well,
I don't understand this problem with trans and sports. Men
and women are equal, even though there's not a single
woman playing in the NBA. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
In fact, the WNBA, not.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Only are women basketball players not equal to male basketball players,
they they can't even generate the same kind of popularity.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And they lost forty million dollars last year. Yeah, and
it was their best year ever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Anyway, five was a little critical of trainees and sports,
as you could probably imagine. Meanwhile, main Congresswoman Laurel Libby
is filing a lawsuit after being censured for defending women's sports.
The lawmaker filed a lawsuit against her state Speaker of
the House for censuring her after she said, maybe we
shouldn't let guys compete with girls, you know, And they

(12:36):
showed a photo here on social media of a male
athlete competing with women, and like, it's not even close.
The guy came in last place when he was a guy,
and then and then a couple of years later he
came back as a woman, so sad, and he just
crushed it at this the state championships.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
What sport are they playing?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Track and field? I think would be my guess.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, they're a podium. He's he's on a podium alone.
It's gonna They just look like.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
They're in volleyball outfits, little little shorts.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
And the caption reads another day, another instance of unremarkable
biological male athlete who couldn't win against other males dominating
in girls sports.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And then this here he gots pole vault that's funny.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
For some reason, this training is just better at pole
vaulting than all the women are.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
We don't know how he got a different poll.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
He's got somehow he has an advantage over the other
pole vaulters.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
We don't that bizarre.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
No way to know what he's doing or how that's
one of the deals where you just make your own
jokes there at home.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I think it's just too easy.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
And then also today in the news, golf legend Phil
Mickelson is defending Elon Musk and Doge, saying that they're
doing a lot of great work. And the three time
Masters winner golfer recently said that Elon Musk is making
America fiscally responsible again, and he posted a video from
the Fox Business Network on social media that Larry Caudlow

(14:01):
interview that's been going around.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
So now it's MAFRA, America physically responsible again.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
America a fra.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Doesn't that kind of sound like it's a monster that
god Zella had to fight against pretty close the third
movie or watch it, watch it.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Now, look out for Mafra. You don't want that.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
And Donald Trump administration cuts funning to the main universities
after the States defied the trans band.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh so, yeah, that's it for sports, everybody. There's Yeah,
there's no other sports like like d hop? Who's that? Now?
You wouldn't know about de hop?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Is it? Ralli used to play for the for the
Texans and went off played for the Cardinal or the Yeah, Arizona,
you played for the Kansas City Chiefs. And now he'd
taken a one year deal to go play for the Chiefs.
May as your rival Baltimore Ravens, which is probably gonna
just elevate them to another class altogether. And then also
we got other people moving around free agency kicking air,

(14:58):
so d hops wanted to be names right there? Wow,
And no other dude, I forgot what his name was.
Texans trade they get in that gardener Johnson dude to Houston.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
How about that? So that's going work out good.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, and the Texas Rangers are in trouble today. The
next time they want to get creative with a hat design,
they may want to cross check it for vulgar references
and languages other than English. Then happened the DFW based franchise,
the met You know that's the baseball team from the Metroplex.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Well, yeah, Texas Rangers right there in the middle.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
They recently unveiled new caps that put the organization's iconic
tea right in the middle of the word Texas. However,
when the tea is placed in the middle of the
word the word actually spells. I don't know if I
could say this on the air. Spell it. It's the
word in Spanish for a lady's tatas, but it's.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's not tata.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I can't say the word in English. This is not
an English word.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
But no, I mean if I say the English translation,
it's not okay on the air. No, So I'm not
sure if I could say the Spanish version of the
word anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
There's a now at Teloopas. Yeah, Chilupa's bill. Yeah. What
do we do with our feelings? I have them in
our muscles? And how do we hide our feelings better?
We get a bigger muscle, We get bigger muscles. Stay
tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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