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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It kind of pikes a lot of fun out of
the show. Noahen Rosie O'Donnell probably ain't listening this morning.
And I mean, I know we can, we can get
to Ireland with the internet and all, but I just
I just feel like, now that it's the middle of
the day over there, she's probably not waking up with
a no no, Billy.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
They have the smartphone app that works internationally The Walton
Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can be because sometimes it doesn't even work here, you know,
sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, that's the old app. The new Yeah, the new
app is much simpler. I've just read some emails this
morning saying they're more than One person said they couldn't
find it on the Google. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Where do you get apps on Google? A place? A PlayStation?
Is that what they do?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh? You get apps on the Google play Store for
your Android. You get apps in the Apple App Store
for your iPhone. It was about Google. They said they
weren't getting it in the app store at Google or
whatever it's called. I'm glad you brought that to my attention.
Well I have to I don't have to fix that.
Sometimes it's user and sometimes it's app error. If you
go to our website at Walton and Johnson dot com
(01:05):
and you click the link at the top that says
listen now, Yeah, does it work that listen now? Nope,
they were right. No, they're right. We have to fix that.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It works internationally and sometimes it doesn't even work here locally. No,
but I don't think Rosie is listen. We did get
some emails about Rosie though, and people said they wanted
to thank Donald Trump for, you know, getting a ball
rolling on this, getting some of these people to leave
the country like they said they would, and uh, that's
(01:37):
that's on Trump. Good for him. Ellen and her wife Portia,
as you know, moved to England because of Trump. They said,
I think it has something to do with the fact
that Ellen realized she's no longer quite that popular in
America and they just decided to go somewhere and start over.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You might didn't think about that. Both of them are lesbians.
And there's three now that are four daytime TV show
hosts who left the country.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Ellen, Porscha, Rosie O'Donnell. That's the the you know, the
triplets of the lesbian celebrity world. But Porsha are others
that you know might still leave. But that's a good start.
I'm gonna I have to demonstrate my ignorance here. But
would Porscha be famous if not for Ellen?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
She was.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She was on some show. I forget what it was.
See you just proved my point. Wasn't a talk show.
It wasn't called like the Porscha de Rossi show. I
think it was Ali McBeal now that I think about it,
I remember that show Ali McBeal. That was a big
deal for five minutes. Why because they told us it
was supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why because it had a strong female lead, and yet
somehow it actually wasn't that popular at all. Anytime they
told They're like, oh yeah, this is the hot news
show about a strong female lead. Anybody watching it? Well,
not yet, but they will will when it catches on.
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I tell you what we need to do right now
is focus on that complicated Catholic church business, because somebody
needs to sit down with the Catholics and get them
to make some hard and fast rules. Is this about
the gator and stick to a partly if you're.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just waking up and we talked to earlier in the
show about how apparently there's some controversy over whether or
not an alligator is seafood and whether or not you
can eat alligator during the Lenten season for Catholics.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They don't have a rule on this yet. Some people
are saying, no, it's seafood, you know, cause it ain't
bee for whatever. And you can eat fish, but it
ain't a fish. It's a reptile. But the meat of
the is like chicken, so is it. They got all
these different excuses, but nobody can just say, yeah, you
(03:42):
can have that in place of meat and it don't
count against you.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, let's ask Goott Florida Democrat Corian Brown and see
what she says. Go gator, she says.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
He says, the gator's good.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So now another guy emails this morning. He said, I'm
gonna have to catch up with you this morning on
the app because I had the prayer group today. But
I do want to verify what Kenny said about Sunday
being a celebration day during the Linton Fast. So you're
you're free from sacrifice on Sunday. Yeah, See, this is
(04:16):
another one of those you know, nobody knows what the
rule is with the Catholic Church, eat a gator on Friday?
Don't know? Can we get away with anything we want
to on Sunday? Don't know? The preacher called Sunday during
the Linton season little Easter, huh, And he says, I
just started observing lyn a few years ago, and I
(04:38):
don't know all the rules. A preacher did say, it
doesn't apply that you get a pass on Sunday. Doesn't
apply if what you gave up for Lynt was a
sin in the first place. Now you gave up alcohol alcohol,
which is a sin anyway, right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I don't think so. They give you alcohol at church.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, they let you. You have the wine, but is
it really wine or is it just the blood of Christ?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No? No, you're allowed to drink alcohol. You're not supposed
to like get sch wasted. Okay, but I just gave
it up entirely for forty days. If you abstained a
sacrificed something that is a sin, then it's still a
sin on Sunday and you shouldn't be doing it ever. Right,
I assume you're not supposed to give up something that's
already a sin for Lent, because you're already not supposed
(05:25):
to do that. You're supposed to give up a thing
that's just a seemingly innocent indulgence to prove that you
love God.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
This guy said this year, I gave up clicking on
the hot chicks that like my posts on Twitter. Don't
judge me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, the hot chicks that like your post on Twitter
usually aren't real people. Well, he gave them up for
a month. He's not gonna six weeks. I think for
six weeks he's giving up on clicking on fake profiles
created by Russian bots.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, but then he'll be rap back at it. I
don't understand why that a thin.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, you're just looking at it's just like some
photoshopped AI generated image of like PG thirteen looking woman.
I don't get what the point. All right, Well, hey,
LOOKI it's it's his immortal soul. Who am I to judge?
That's not for me, that's right, that's for Saint Peter.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And the Catholics are just a little uh, they're a
look confused about a lot of things. And I think
maybe the church needs to just sit down and write
out the hard and fast rules and then stick to them.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. I know, it's a little confusing, not like the
simpler religions, you know, exactly like Mormonism or scientology.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh, scientology, Yeah, yeah, every religion has its its moments.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey, do you guys want to Yeah, I have this
machine here and it's really incredible what it does. It's
a It actually can time warp us back to the
year twenty ten, specifically twenty ten, not twenty eleven, not
two thousand and nine. We can go back to the
year twenty ten. You guys, ready, hold on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, we're now in the year twenty ten, where Chuck Schumer,
not the leader of the Democrats in the Senate, just
a Democrat in the Senate, had some thoughts about Medicare.
Go ahead, Chuck, tell us what you want to say.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
If we're going to eliminate the waste brought and abuse
in Medicare, it does mean.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
We're going to cut some of that out.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And when I hear my friend Dave Camp say you
cannot cut money out of Medicare, well, we don't want
to cut the good stuff that you point out, one
third of Medicare doesn't go to patient care. You can't
just get up there and say we don't want to
cut anything out of medicare.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We want to cut the bad stuff and keep the
good stuff. I enjoyed being the twenty ten for a
little while. I felt so much younger.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Back in twenty ten, Chuck Schumer actually thought we should
do what doje is doing right now?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah. Barack Obama's famous for having a speech talking about
cutting government waste. Bill Clinton did it, the Bushes. Everybody's
been president before always says maybe it's just when they're running.
We need to do something about all this government waste.
Nobody goes, yeah, do it, but don't really, and then
they never do.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mmmm. Yeah. We got to get out of here. I
sure wish that Houston Golf Airport was still open.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's an airport just for golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, no, the golf golf like oh, like the Golf
of America, Like the Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Back in nineteen sixty seven, there used to be an
airport called Spaceland Airport. The name was related to the
Johnson Space Center. It was a few miles away from
you know, exactly that place. And as it turns out,
he was created by this businessman named James R. Bath.
He purchased the airport on behalf of his business partners
back in the late seventies and kept it all the
way up till two thousand and two. And wouldn't you
(08:46):
like to know who his.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Business partners were, Like, would I?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, you would?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I guess I would.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The bin Laden family. What now, Yeah, the ben Laden family.
He owned five percent interest in the company and operated
the airport for them, and then the Salem bin Law
didn't own the airport up until his death.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And after he died it nobody wanted to keep it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Up, and then they sold it in two thousand and two,
right after a member of the family did something else
at a different airport, different lot, different airplane. I guess yeah, huh,
I guess weed started growing up through the cracks in
the runway and nobody fixed the potholes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And then there were a while I just kind of
like said, well, well.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Never a Yeah, that and all that Islamic extremism made
it really hard for them.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean, there was, Yeah, you have two options. Option
A is to stay with your wife or the rest
of your life. Option B B B B. I choose
B Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Most of the people, not all, but I gotta think
if there's any one individual job title that describes people
that just lost their employment in the federal government, it
would it's the diversity counselors, the diversity consultants.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The DEI committees, and all that people that get together
and decide the rules for the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know this is a dumb question, but after the
diversity consultant looks at your workforce and they tell you
you don't have enough Native Americans or whatever they're telling
what do they do after that?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Do they continue to oversee until you do hire the
right number of whatever type of people you need.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I mean, I'm just saying, if your only job as
a diversity consultant is to make sure that there's diversity.
Once there's diversity, somebody.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Was the next business to go to and screw up
after that.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
But these were federal jobs. They weren't just some of
them were contractors, but a lot of them were full
time employees. Let me put this in different terms. After
the plumber fixes your toilet, he doesn't hang around. He
leaves right.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Normally, Yeah, because they've got other toilets to fix. Well,
I don't know if you've called, you know, a plumber lately,
like the one that advertises on this radio. That's the best. Obviously,
when you call them, you might not get them to
come out right away. They might have somebody else's toilet
in front of you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But if you're the full time diversity officer at the Pentagon,
what happens after you've met the I just there must
be something else to it. It's gotta be more than
just thinking, all right, line, everybody up. I'm gonna sort
them all up into groups and tell you which.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Put you're a little short on whatever you need more
of X, Y and Z and less the A and B.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They're like, all right, we got too many whites, not
enough blacks. And then whatever we're calling Asians now, we
could use a couple more of them.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They're white people now, so we can't be bringing them in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Only in California.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh that's right, But there's also white Hispanics. If we
hire Hispanics but we're already heavy on white, then didn't
we just go more white?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, you're onto something here.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's the real tricky part. That's why not everybody can
be a DEI executive.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Two things throw a ranch into the whole DEI industry.
What kind of range Allen ranch, not a monkey range, sure,
a monkey wrench. A while back, the state of California said,
Asian different Asians are? Do you think? Yeah, I know
what an Allen wrench and a monkey wrench truck. A
while back California. Yeah, but first let me make the
point I was already gonna make. A while back, California said,
(12:14):
Asians don't get arrested enough and they make too much money,
therefore they now count as white.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Did he start arresting them more? No, No, they didn't
do it. No, they still doing that with the brothers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They'll get you for d WB, you know, just standing
on the sidewalk while black whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They just you roll through the black community.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You you and you y'all under rest because we got
like requirements, we've got to bring people in. But one
thing that also threw another wrench into the whole thing. True,
This one was an Allen is the uh It was
the George Zimmerman. Remember George Zimmerman. They kept saying he's
a white Hispanic right, because they was like, well wait
a second here, he doesn't look like a white guy.
(12:57):
But his last name, I mean Zimmerman's you know, that's
as white as a Whole Foods parking lot. Been it's
very white that the name's white, but he doesn't look white.
They're like, wow, white hispanic white? Wait, white hispanic? What's that?
They're like, yeah, I said, it's a new thing. We
just made up. We just made it up. Five second
Dave Chappelle made this point before. He said he made
(13:18):
the point about trends, but I'm gonna make it about
all liberals. Liberals will make up a word to win
an argument with you. They'll just make up sure.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They're like, I reinvent a redefine a word that they
already use.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You can't talk to him like that he's non binary?
Well wait, I'm sorry, what does that mean? He identifies
as a skunk? Girls like, no, it giveesn't any sense.
And you're sis. No, I'm bro, she's sis. I'll never
that'll never seem normal to me. Even though it's not
new anymore, it's still weird.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Since you are the expert on wrenches. Apparently, how did
the Allen Rinch get named? It was Namemn after a
guy named Allan? What was what was his full name?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I didn't know that I know how to use an
Allen wrench. I didn't know I was gonna have to
know that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh okay, Well, luckily I happen to know that the
Allan Rinch or ex keys some people call him, created
and named after William G. Allen. You're reading this computor not.
I just happened to know an American engineer. I mean
I can close my eyes and still tell you this.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What part of the country is he from? Billy?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, he was an Americans say, and the invention revolutionized
the world of fasteners and DIY projects all across the
great Land of ours.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
If you're an average guy with a toolbag at home,
I got to think you have more Allen wrenches than anything,
because Alan wrenches are what always comes free with a
piece of furniture that you buy, or sometimes electronics. It's like, oh, here,
assemble it yourself. Here's an Allen wrench, and I already
have a set of Alan wrench is a minor hang
on a ring, and I've got all the different sizes.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh yeah, you have to have that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But in addition to that, now I've got all these
other loose Allen wrenches. Pay to loose Allen rench, Yeah,
it's ham to be all you know, comboed together where
they can't get away from you, you know, And I
like a good torque wrench because it just sounds cool
when you're cranking it, you know, you know, like, well, now,
what about somebody mentioned Mugga range? What about a mulgen ranch? Well,
what about it? You know that's a good rand. Who
was it named after? I've got a probably monkeys. I
(15:14):
would think we need to probably move. And there was
trouble over at the Carmacks. I thought we were gonna
keep talking about wrenches.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh, we probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Pipe wrench, dog bone wrench, chain wrench, Okay, move on. Yeah,
you got a lot of the socket wrench. Yeah, ratchet.
What what happened at the CarMax?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh, I'm glad you asked? Have you ever gone to Carmacks?
I don't know if you've been in this process, you
go there?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Wait a second, Just just involve a crime being committed
by a person with a low IQ, it might say,
because there.
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how much, and you know it's not unusual for them
(16:46):
to perhaps offer you less than you want. That that
happens probably most car sales that you'd like. You know,
you think it's worth a lot more. Carmacks guy's probably
gonna come look at it and go, well that the
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you know, missing or whatever. So this guy goes to
(17:08):
the CarMax in Inglewood, California and La Sienega Bar.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's very nice, that's the doctor says.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And the nicety of that area could fool you into
thinking that the people are nice. They're not. About two
o'clock Saturday afternoon, customer got into a dispute at the
Carmacks dealership when they brought him the appraisal on his car.
Here's the most we can give it. Give you for it, Okay.
(17:37):
He did not think it was enough. He definitely disagreed
with the low ball offer. So he hopped in his suv,
fired it up. I think he got a running start
in the parking lot, and then drove it right through
the front door of the Carmacks dealership.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
He drew it through the front door.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Eight people were injured because of this little disagreement over
the value of his suv. People in the video, Yeah,
there's always video shows the suv coming piling into the
showroom and people scurrying and trying to get out of
the way. Two of the eight were taken to a
(18:16):
trauma center, so you know it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A center for trauma.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, the susplect fled the scene. I guess he backed out,
but then stopped by the LA Police Departments Recruit training Center.
I'm not sure why he went to the recruit training
center where they then took him into custody.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, that's awfully specific place to go.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, they said the driver was, you know, great for
them because they're training, so exactly helpful for them. Yeah,
the terrible event and they appreciate the authority swift response
in taking him down. But he was upset about the
appraisal of his vehicle and crashing it through the fronties
of the carmacks. What did that do to the value
(18:59):
of the vehicle? Do you think they will offer more now?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't think. Hm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
So remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant,
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Well, we dunted the car. Wilton and Johnson
It kind of pikes a lot of fun out of
the show. Noahen Rosie O'Donnell probably ain't listening this morning.
And I mean, I know we can, we can get
to Ireland with the internet and all, but I just
I just feel like, now that it's the middle of
the day over there, she's probably not waking up with
a no no, Billy.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
They have the smartphone app that works internationally The Walton
Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Can be because sometimes it doesn't even work here, you know,
sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, that's the old app. The new Yeah, the new
app is much simpler. I've just read some emails this
morning saying they're more than One person said they couldn't
find it on the Google. Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Where do you get apps on Google? A place? A PlayStation?
Is that what they do?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh? You get apps on the Google play Store for
your Android. You get apps in the Apple App Store
for your iPhone. It was about Google. They said they
weren't getting it in the app store at Google or
whatever it's called. I'm glad you brought that to my attention.
Well I have to I don't have to fix that.
Sometimes it's user and sometimes it's app error. If you
go to our website at Walton and Johnson dot com
(01:05):
and you click the link at the top that says
listen now, Yeah, does it work that listen now? Nope,
they were right. No, they're right. We have to fix that.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It works internationally and sometimes it doesn't even work here locally. No,
but I don't think Rosie is listen. We did get
some emails about Rosie though, and people said they wanted
to thank Donald Trump for, you know, getting a ball
rolling on this, getting some of these people to leave
the country like they said they would, and uh, that's
(01:37):
that's on Trump. Good for him. Ellen and her wife Portia,
as you know, moved to England because of Trump. They said,
I think it has something to do with the fact
that Ellen realized she's no longer quite that popular in
America and they just decided to go somewhere and start over.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You might didn't think about that. Both of them are lesbians.
And there's three now that are four daytime TV show
hosts who left the country.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Ellen, Porscha, Rosie O'Donnell. That's the the you know, the
triplets of the lesbian celebrity world. But Porsha are others
that you know might still leave. But that's a good start.
I'm gonna I have to demonstrate my ignorance here. But
would Porscha be famous if not for Ellen?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
She was.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
She was on some show. I forget what it was.
See you just proved my point. Wasn't a talk show.
It wasn't called like the Porscha de Rossi show. I
think it was Ali McBeal now that I think about it,
I remember that show Ali McBeal. That was a big
deal for five minutes. Why because they told us it
was supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Why because it had a strong female lead, and yet
somehow it actually wasn't that popular at all. Anytime they
told They're like, oh yeah, this is the hot news
show about a strong female lead. Anybody watching it? Well,
not yet, but they will will when it catches on.
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I tell you what we need to do right now
is focus on that complicated Catholic church business, because somebody
needs to sit down with the Catholics and get them
to make some hard and fast rules. Is this about
the gator and stick to a partly if you're.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Just waking up and we talked to earlier in the
show about how apparently there's some controversy over whether or
not an alligator is seafood and whether or not you
can eat alligator during the Lenten season for Catholics.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They don't have a rule on this yet. Some people
are saying, no, it's seafood, you know, cause it ain't
bee for whatever. And you can eat fish, but it
ain't a fish. It's a reptile. But the meat of
the is like chicken, so is it. They got all
these different excuses, but nobody can just say, yeah, you
(03:42):
can have that in place of meat and it don't
count against you.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, let's ask Goott Florida Democrat Corian Brown and see
what she says. Go gator, she says.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
He says, the gator's good.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah all right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So now another guy emails this morning. He said, I'm
gonna have to catch up with you this morning on
the app because I had the prayer group today. But
I do want to verify what Kenny said about Sunday
being a celebration day during the Linton Fast. So you're
you're free from sacrifice on Sunday. Yeah, See, this is
(04:16):
another one of those you know, nobody knows what the
rule is with the Catholic Church, eat a gator on Friday?
Don't know? Can we get away with anything we want
to on Sunday? Don't know? The preacher called Sunday during
the Linton season little Easter, huh, And he says, I
just started observing lyn a few years ago, and I
(04:38):
don't know all the rules. A preacher did say, it
doesn't apply that you get a pass on Sunday. Doesn't
apply if what you gave up for Lynt was a
sin in the first place. Now you gave up alcohol alcohol,
which is a sin anyway, right.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I don't think so. They give you alcohol at church.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, they let you. You have the wine, but is
it really wine or is it just the blood of Christ?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
No? No, you're allowed to drink alcohol. You're not supposed
to like get sch wasted. Okay, but I just gave
it up entirely for forty days. If you abstained a
sacrificed something that is a sin, then it's still a
sin on Sunday and you shouldn't be doing it ever. Right,
I assume you're not supposed to give up something that's
already a sin for Lent, because you're already not supposed
(05:25):
to do that. You're supposed to give up a thing
that's just a seemingly innocent indulgence to prove that you
love God.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
This guy said this year, I gave up clicking on
the hot chicks that like my posts on Twitter. Don't
judge me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, the hot chicks that like your post on Twitter
usually aren't real people. Well, he gave them up for
a month. He's not gonna six weeks. I think for
six weeks he's giving up on clicking on fake profiles
created by Russian bots.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, but then he'll be rap back at it. I
don't understand why that a thin.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I mean, you're just looking at it's just like some
photoshopped AI generated image of like PG thirteen looking woman.
I don't get what the point. All right, Well, hey,
LOOKI it's it's his immortal soul. Who am I to judge?
That's not for me, that's right, that's for Saint Peter.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And the Catholics are just a little uh, they're a
look confused about a lot of things. And I think
maybe the church needs to just sit down and write
out the hard and fast rules and then stick to them.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. I know, it's a little confusing, not like the
simpler religions, you know, exactly like Mormonism or scientology.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh, scientology, Yeah, yeah, every religion has its its moments.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey, do you guys want to Yeah, I have this
machine here and it's really incredible what it does. It's
a It actually can time warp us back to the
year twenty ten, specifically twenty ten, not twenty eleven, not
two thousand and nine. We can go back to the
year twenty ten. You guys, ready, hold on.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, we're now in the year twenty ten, where Chuck Schumer,
not the leader of the Democrats in the Senate, just
a Democrat in the Senate, had some thoughts about Medicare.
Go ahead, Chuck, tell us what you want to say.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
If we're going to eliminate the waste brought and abuse
in Medicare, it does mean.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
We're going to cut some of that out.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
And when I hear my friend Dave Camp say you
cannot cut money out of Medicare, well, we don't want
to cut the good stuff that you point out, one
third of Medicare doesn't go to patient care. You can't
just get up there and say we don't want to
cut anything out of medicare.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We want to cut the bad stuff and keep the
good stuff. I enjoyed being the twenty ten for a
little while. I felt so much younger.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Back in twenty ten, Chuck Schumer actually thought we should
do what doje is doing right now?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah. Barack Obama's famous for having a speech talking about
cutting government waste. Bill Clinton did it, the Bushes. Everybody's
been president before always says maybe it's just when they're running.
We need to do something about all this government waste.
Nobody goes, yeah, do it, but don't really, and then
they never do.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mmmm. Yeah. We got to get out of here. I
sure wish that Houston Golf Airport was still open.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
There's an airport just for golfing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, no, the golf golf like oh, like the Golf
of America, Like the Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Back in nineteen sixty seven, there used to be an
airport called Spaceland Airport. The name was related to the
Johnson Space Center. It was a few miles away from
you know, exactly that place. And as it turns out,
he was created by this businessman named James R. Bath.
He purchased the airport on behalf of his business partners
back in the late seventies and kept it all the
way up till two thousand and two. And wouldn't you
(08:46):
like to know who his.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Business partners were, Like, would I?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, you would?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I guess I would.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
The bin Laden family. What now, Yeah, the ben Laden family.
He owned five percent interest in the company and operated
the airport for them, and then the Salem bin Law
didn't own the airport up until his death.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And after he died it nobody wanted to keep it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Up, and then they sold it in two thousand and two,
right after a member of the family did something else
at a different airport, different lot, different airplane. I guess yeah, huh,
I guess weed started growing up through the cracks in
the runway and nobody fixed the potholes.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And then there were a while I just kind of
like said, well, well.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Never a Yeah, that and all that Islamic extremism made
it really hard for them.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I mean, there was, Yeah, you have two options. Option
A is to stay with your wife or the rest
of your life. Option B B B B. I choose
B Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Most of the people, not all, but I gotta think
if there's any one individual job title that describes people
that just lost their employment in the federal government, it
would it's the diversity counselors, the diversity consultants.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
The DEI committees, and all that people that get together
and decide the rules for the rest of us.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know this is a dumb question, but after the
diversity consultant looks at your workforce and they tell you
you don't have enough Native Americans or whatever they're telling
what do they do after that?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Do they continue to oversee until you do hire the
right number of whatever type of people you need.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I mean, I'm just saying, if your only job as
a diversity consultant is to make sure that there's diversity.
Once there's diversity, somebody.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Was the next business to go to and screw up
after that.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
But these were federal jobs. They weren't just some of
them were contractors, but a lot of them were full
time employees. Let me put this in different terms. After
the plumber fixes your toilet, he doesn't hang around. He
leaves right.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Normally, Yeah, because they've got other toilets to fix. Well,
I don't know if you've called, you know, a plumber lately,
like the one that advertises on this radio. That's the best. Obviously,
when you call them, you might not get them to
come out right away. They might have somebody else's toilet
in front of you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
But if you're the full time diversity officer at the Pentagon,
what happens after you've met the I just there must
be something else to it. It's gotta be more than
just thinking, all right, line, everybody up. I'm gonna sort
them all up into groups and tell you which.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Put you're a little short on whatever you need more
of X, Y and Z and less the A and B.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They're like, all right, we got too many whites, not
enough blacks. And then whatever we're calling Asians now, we
could use a couple more of them.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
They're white people now, so we can't be bringing them in.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Only in California.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh that's right, But there's also white Hispanics. If we
hire Hispanics but we're already heavy on white, then didn't
we just go more white?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, you're onto something here.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's the real tricky part. That's why not everybody can
be a DEI executive.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Two things throw a ranch into the whole DEI industry.
What kind of range Allen ranch, not a monkey range, sure,
a monkey wrench. A while back, the state of California said,
Asian different Asians are? Do you think? Yeah, I know
what an Allen wrench and a monkey wrench truck. A
while back California. Yeah, but first let me make the
point I was already gonna make. A while back, California said,
(12:14):
Asians don't get arrested enough and they make too much money,
therefore they now count as white.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Did he start arresting them more? No, No, they didn't
do it. No, they still doing that with the brothers.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
They'll get you for d WB, you know, just standing
on the sidewalk while black whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
They just you roll through the black community.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You you and you y'all under rest because we got
like requirements, we've got to bring people in. But one
thing that also threw another wrench into the whole thing. True,
This one was an Allen is the uh It was
the George Zimmerman. Remember George Zimmerman. They kept saying he's
a white Hispanic right, because they was like, well wait
a second here, he doesn't look like a white guy.
(12:57):
But his last name, I mean Zimmerman's you know, that's
as white as a Whole Foods parking lot. Been it's
very white that the name's white, but he doesn't look white.
They're like, wow, white hispanic white? Wait, white hispanic? What's that?
They're like, yeah, I said, it's a new thing. We
just made up. We just made it up. Five second
Dave Chappelle made this point before. He said he made
(13:18):
the point about trends, but I'm gonna make it about
all liberals. Liberals will make up a word to win
an argument with you. They'll just make up sure.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
They're like, I reinvent a redefine a word that they
already use.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You can't talk to him like that he's non binary?
Well wait, I'm sorry, what does that mean? He identifies
as a skunk? Girls like, no, it giveesn't any sense.
And you're sis. No, I'm bro, she's sis. I'll never
that'll never seem normal to me. Even though it's not
new anymore, it's still weird.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Since you are the expert on wrenches. Apparently, how did
the Allen Rinch get named? It was Namemn after a
guy named Allan? What was what was his full name?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I didn't know that I know how to use an
Allen wrench. I didn't know I was gonna have to
know that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh okay, Well, luckily I happen to know that the
Allan Rinch or ex keys some people call him, created
and named after William G. Allen. You're reading this computor not.
I just happened to know an American engineer. I mean
I can close my eyes and still tell you this.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What part of the country is he from? Billy?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Well, he was an Americans say, and the invention revolutionized
the world of fasteners and DIY projects all across the
great Land of ours.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
If you're an average guy with a toolbag at home,
I got to think you have more Allen wrenches than anything,
because Alan wrenches are what always comes free with a
piece of furniture that you buy, or sometimes electronics. It's like, oh, here,
assemble it yourself. Here's an Allen wrench, and I already
have a set of Alan wrench is a minor hang
on a ring, and I've got all the different sizes.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Oh yeah, you have to have that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But in addition to that, now I've got all these
other loose Allen wrenches. Pay to loose Allen rench, Yeah,
it's ham to be all you know, comboed together where
they can't get away from you, you know, And I
like a good torque wrench because it just sounds cool
when you're cranking it, you know, you know, like, well, now,
what about somebody mentioned Mugga range? What about a mulgen ranch? Well,
what about it? You know that's a good rand. Who
was it named after? I've got a probably monkeys. I
(15:14):
would think we need to probably move. And there was
trouble over at the Carmacks. I thought we were gonna
keep talking about wrenches.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh, we probably shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Pipe wrench, dog bone wrench, chain wrench, Okay, move on. Yeah,
you got a lot of the socket wrench. Yeah, ratchet.
What what happened at the CarMax?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh, I'm glad you asked? Have you ever gone to Carmacks?
I don't know if you've been in this process, you
go there?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Wait a second, Just just involve a crime being committed
by a person with a low IQ, it might say,
because there.
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you to all natural and cooler. They go to Carmacks
and you want to sell them your car, They appraise it,
tell you what they'll give you for it, and if
you agreeve and you sell it to them. Or maybe
you want to buy their car and they'll tell you
how much, and you know it's not unusual for them
(16:46):
to perhaps offer you less than you want. That that
happens probably most car sales that you'd like. You know,
you think it's worth a lot more. Carmacks guy's probably
gonna come look at it and go, well that the
little ding in the door. You know, one win shield wipers,
you know, missing or whatever. So this guy goes to
(17:08):
the CarMax in Inglewood, California and La Sienega Bar.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's very nice, that's the doctor says.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
And the nicety of that area could fool you into
thinking that the people are nice. They're not. About two
o'clock Saturday afternoon, customer got into a dispute at the
Carmacks dealership when they brought him the appraisal on his car.
Here's the most we can give it. Give you for it, Okay.
(17:37):
He did not think it was enough. He definitely disagreed
with the low ball offer. So he hopped in his suv,
fired it up. I think he got a running start
in the parking lot, and then drove it right through
the front door of the Carmacks dealership.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
He drew it through the front door.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Eight people were injured because of this little disagreement over
the value of his suv. People in the video, Yeah,
there's always video shows the suv coming piling into the
showroom and people scurrying and trying to get out of
the way. Two of the eight were taken to a
(18:16):
trauma center, so you know it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A center for trauma.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, the susplect fled the scene. I guess he backed out,
but then stopped by the LA Police Departments Recruit training Center.
I'm not sure why he went to the recruit training
center where they then took him into custody.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, that's awfully specific place to go.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, they said the driver was, you know, great for
them because they're training, so exactly helpful for them. Yeah,
the terrible event and they appreciate the authority swift response
in taking him down. But he was upset about the
appraisal of his vehicle and crashing it through the fronties
of the carmacks. What did that do to the value
(18:59):
of the vehicle? Do you think they will offer more now?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Probably not.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't think. Hm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
So remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant,
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Well, we dunted the car. Wilton and Johnson
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