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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What year is this from?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is Lakeside's Fantastic Voyage. I found this on mister
O's old iPod in his desk.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, you know, I put that in the desk, not
on the desk, I know. I really had to dig
around it, some digging. All right, you missed some stuff
up and I missed them some things. I mean it
was in there. I had ten thousand dollars in cash
and an envelope in there, you know, set aside for
a friend of mine's surgery, and I'm gonna need that back.
(00:27):
I did not see that in there. I found an
empty Yeah, that's what they always said, after somebody snack
your ten grand.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I found an empty box, and then right next to
it was some truck nuts from a truck.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's like, who would have put this here? Also, everybody's
just making themselves at home over there, right, I just
ask what year it was from. It's all I'm sorry,
I guess I shouldn't, you know, expect a retort of
any kind.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hang on a second, Lakeside Fantastic Voyage.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nineteen eighty would be the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's what we called the good old days of wrap.
Urban music was real different in eighties and it was
called soul back then.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, no urban they called it that now, but back
then it was just good old you know soul or
black music. Yeah, black music? Black? Is it okay? Can
I can I say that? I bet you probably shouldn't.
So now y'all confused me. I was just listing a
minute ago. Y'all said there was Jews protesting Trump Tower yesterday.
(01:22):
That don't make no sense because the Jews is the
one that's got invaded and that that you know, people
came in and kidnapped them and raped them and killed
them and sent back dead hostages and all that kind
of stuff. Why would the Jews be wanting to protest
to help out to my mood? Dude, Well, these are
not the Jews you're looking for it. I don't even
know if that's accurate reporting or not, because it's coming from,
(01:46):
you know, an unspecified source. CBS News says, you know,
talking about the same thing. Ninety eight people were arrested yesterday.
The police showed up about ten minutes after the protesters,
or about one hundred fifty people in there. And you
know it's right there underneath the escalator where Trump came down.
You know, way back in the day, you know, famously,
(02:09):
And so they're all right there in that lobby under
the escalator. And so after the police showed up, they
told everybody they needed to disband because they're trespassing or
they will be arrested. Some of them left, of one
hundred and fifty or so, you know, a couple of dozen,
I guess, wandered out. And then they started arresting people,
ninety eight total, and they secured the area of the
(02:32):
building on Fifth Avenue. And nowhere in the CBS report
does it say anything about they were Jews supporting what
we saw on TV there. But did they say they
were Jews.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
If they had signs that said Jews for Palestine and
then they had those little.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Could get me one of m T shirts, I'll bet
you if I wanted to, If anyone can wear a
shirt that's true. I got a problem with the Jews.
I'll tell you what. Look at this.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Look at this ninety bucks six of us here today,
ninety dollars for what six bagel sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, I thought you were ordering T shirts.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, I'm ordering bread because it's Friday and I'm Catholic.
So I convinced everybody, we should get Solomon and bagels
as So that's what our old producer used to call it.
Solomon Solomon. Now Evan didn't the wise man in the Bible? Yeah,
exactly right, Solomon. So everybody that I ordered breakfast sandwiches
on this app and it's bagel place, right, because I figure,
all right, I'm getting the salmon eighty bucks for six
(03:28):
bagel sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's insanity. But then that's the chart with the delivery. No, all,
hell no, there's still a fee and then tax and
then tip. They all want me to go pick it up.
I'll just go get it. No, you have to stay here,
you have to work. You don't get to leave. He
has tried three or four times now to get out
of here today. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Why do you want to go sit in traffic? I
don't get that at all. Well, yeah, wouldn't you rather
just hang out here with us?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's true. I forgot their traffic out there. We don't
deal with traffic much, not to work at you know,
five o'clock in the morning, generally one way or another.
But yeah, here it could get mad. Look at this.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If I take off billiads and I take off, mister
Kenneth's it's still fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's insanity. So we're sharing. Now, you're gonna cut your
salm palmon in half. I just figured some of you
could afford to lose some weight, you know, Uh yeah, yeah,
y'all probably ought to cut back. Yeah, exactly. You know,
we got a traffic Did you hear about that crash
in Austin or maybe it's just outside of Austin. Multiple deaths.
This happened overnight, so horrible. I thirty five in the
(04:27):
Austin area. Seventeen vehicles, some probably were trucks, but they
you know, generally they just call everything cars. Seventeen car
pile up. Five killed that we know of, one a
little baby. Not surprisingly, a semi truck was eleven injured
in this huge mess in the middle of the night,
(04:48):
with all the flashing lights and everything. This looked terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Five dead, three adults, one child, an infant.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They people will drive right around it and keep on driving.
They'll hear that right now. They're driving in traffic and
they're just hearing it and they're not stopping their car
and getting out. But if a plane crashes or catches
on fire. Then everybody goes, oh that's it. I'm not
flying anymore, Dad, that's too dangerous. Well, yeah, you see
accidents every day. People get killed on the freeway every day,
(05:16):
and you just go get in your car and drive.
You know. That's a weird part of town too, over there,
that part of town where all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The Austin they're trying to keep it weird. But that's
where they have the alternative prostitutes. What do you mean, Well,
they have these women over there and they hang out
late at night and instead of paying I'm going to
have sex with you, you could pay them to do things
that you wanted your wife to do but she won't do,
like sex, no, no, no other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I got like what a friend of mine drove
over there. I mean, like make you a pie? Sort
of is pie day and I ain't got a pie
and I don't have no future pie in my hopes
and dreams neither, because I don't think it's happening. No,
they don't make a pie, Billy.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They do other weird stuff that you couldn't get your
wife to do before your divorced.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So they're not alternate.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Maybe they're alternative, that's what I'm saying alternative prostitute.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
A friend of mine went over there. He was trying
to convince.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Me I should do it, you know, because you know
and so, and he made this recording and he sent
it to me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You guys want to listen to this? No, I don't
want to hear it. Billy ed see you expect us
all say, yeah, we do. Yeah, you're not going to
be interested. And this is about women. No, I'm teasing.
All right, listen, this is weird. Guys.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Can't take a poke, I mean a joke. What it
feels like you were trying to say something else?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
There? That not at all? What did he mean by that?
Why did let's listen to the hooker? All right? Hang on? Hey,
colo much to let me win an arguments? Fifty dollars more?
I won't tell you how to drive? Great? Oh deal,
that's a deal right there.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's every year I half to go to your family's
house for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I want to spend the holidays in my house for
a change. Is that so much to ask?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You're right, baby, I'm sorry, Wow, you're good?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
How much to tell me? Are proud of me? Wow?
Oh that's just getting sad now? How much to tell
me you're proud of.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
How far is it from here to Austin? That's like
three two and a half. I'm going right now.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It might be a little more of what would be accident.
I'm going this weekend. I gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm stopping it at ATM I'm on my way right now.
By the way, speaking of bagels, one of our Jewish listeners,
Bubba Goldstein's, wants us to tell you that it's today's Perham.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I feel yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I feel like he told us about this last year.
What is Perham?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Perham is? You looked it up last year too.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's a joyoush Jewish holiday commemorating the Jewish survival from
a plot to exterminate them in ancient Persia. That's iran Oh,
that was just a year and a half ago, as
told in the Book of Esther, celebrated with readings of
the Megala scroll of ester, costume parties, feasting and giving gifts.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Megaladon. I think they forgot that, probably Megalodon. No, that's
a transformer. No, that's totally different.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
This is yeah, this is a Megala reading costume parties.
So if you see a person in a costume today,
it's a pretty good chance it's a jew, really, unless
it's that guy that dresses up like Elmo at Times
Square because.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
He hates the jewe Oh no, you ever have your
kids photo taken with him? And he leans over and he's.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like the juice did nine to eleven And you're like,
that's not an appropriate thing to tell my kids.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You stop that. Yeah, leave it that kid alone. Almo.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I did not go through the rigorous verification and standards process.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hey, I operated, It doesn't Joe God, I hate this
country so much. Russian election. You exposed the global World
War three silence soon coming too in Russian grocery store.
It will radicalize largely peaceful demonstration. It's like living in hell.
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson radio network. Don okay,
(08:52):
that's that's what Zach Poppy is. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
This guy played at the rodeo the other day and
he looks like he looks like he'd be a listener.
He's like a white guy with a mustache, and you know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You probably don't live nowhere around here.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't know where anyway. He sings about the Chattahoo
that river.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know, Well, he did play the rodeo Tuesday night
and he almost killed somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is a country singer from Washington State.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah right, you know, yeah, where all the good rodeo
riders and country stars come from. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I spent a little time in Boulder, Colorado, where he
enrolled in a mechanical engineering program at the University of Colorado,
probably floaked out, went off to Nashville started his music career.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Does that sound that nearly killed somebody this week?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Before we analyze what he did? Here the voice? He's
from Washington State. You hear that, You hear that accent,
I'll hear it. If I sang like that, you'd punch
me in the face.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm straight. What are our thoughts on that? Is that
cultural appropriation? Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
If a guy sings with a British accent but he's
from la you'd make fun of him, right.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What if a guy's from England he sings with an
American accent? Well, there's a lot of that. Yeah, I know.
Almost all the British guys, the famous, let mean the
big Phil Collins, for example, He just sings with a regular,
non English accent most of the time. Although there are
some songs if you get into his albums where he
does use his English accent. I know it's not Tell Collins,
(10:21):
it's Peter Gabriel, but still part of Genesis space, same
base will allow it. All right, So Zach Top killed
a guy almost, I said almost. Oh, so, y'all finally
got around to being curious about the gather that nearly
lost his life at the rodeo protecting You're sorry, but well.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm still reacting to all the people that died in
Austin last night in that car crash.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not good. It was an infant. I mean, that's
much worse than Zach the Top and that's probably not
a real name. Played Rodeo Houston. At the end of
the concert. He hopped on a horse and rode around
with his hat held high in the air because he's
seen cowboys in westerns at the movies who are on TV.
And he said, this is what I'll do, because hin't
(11:00):
really a cowboy. And he was thanking the crowd, probably
yeehaw a little bit, trying to make him think he's
real country. And while he's riding around on his horse,
which he's not accustomed to. I don't think, just not.
He nearly trampled a security guard. The guard had to
jump out of the way at the last second, or
Zach and his horse, whoever's horse it was, would run
(11:24):
right over and trampled him. And then one guy says, well,
you know, maybe he didn't have the best riding skills.
But some people said the security guard should have been
paying closer attention. Now that's just stupid. And I tell
you why. You know, the security guard's job it's not
to watch the show. No, it's not to watch the performer.
(11:44):
It's to watch you. You go to a football game
or a big concert like this, or a political speech,
the security guards aren't watching the game, or the rodeo
or the speech. They got their back to what's happening.
They're watching us. That's why they're security. See if they
were all watching the show, well then they wouldn't see
(12:05):
all the trouble that's coming. No, so the security guard
isn't watching the guy riding around on the horse acting
like a fool. He's watching us to make sure we
don't rush the stadium floor and try to get in.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Well, that's what they're supposed to do. It's kind of
like the Secret Service agent. You know, that's the same
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
He's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Be watching the president and all the people walking around,
but sometimes he's looking at cleavage.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, you know, a man's still going to be a man.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I know, that's the problem of being a man. Man's
got to do what a man's gotta do. But we
got biological instincts. And there's a lot of girls at
the rodeo walking around in a bikini with little Daisy
Duke shorts on, and we're trying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
To why do you think I'm out there most afternoons?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's how you were there for the camaraderie and the
sporting well, and you know, poultry and rabbits. I don't
know how people go to the rodeo more than once.
It's so much effort.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's so like they make it real hard on you
to you know, to get there first of all, is expensive.
It's you know, parking forty fifty sixty eighty bucks. You
can pay one hundred bucks park work someplace. You can
get a parking pass, but then you got to walk
six miles.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Or you can uber there, but it's gonna cost just
as much for round trips.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Was the the uber thing not as convenient as it
should be because they put them out. You know, the
ubers know where they have to go, and they have
to go out to a parking lot somewhere, and the
uber driver hates you because you're at the rodeo. Oh yeah,
they don't want to get in the middle of that anyway, No,
they don't know. Anyway, yesterday they had some buddy mine,
the family from Isle in the Anderson Arey, Grimes County,
(13:37):
you know, the Commitche's had their their well, their daughter
had her chickens. What did you call his daughter? Her daughter?
Their daughter, the Commitche that's their last name. Oh, I
thought you were calling her. Oh stop, I thought he
was not. So anyway, I went out there to take
a look at the chickens and you know, pullets and whatnot.
(13:59):
And then of course they had rabbits out there too,
But don't nobody care about seeing rabbits. Then you go
and look at a horses, sheep, goats, you know, the
cows and bulls and all that kind of good stuff.
And I got to get out of there before the
concert starts though, because that's when it gets really No good.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Women do seem to enjoy the rabbits. And then little
kids I've knowniced well, little kids like those, and they
got all these different rabbits too. I didn't know there
were so many different kinds of rabbits.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I thought it was just one base of there's a
bunch of them, got big fat ones.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And little skinny ones, and then they got the ones
with the floppy ears, and then they got ones at
the pointy ears.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Some of these.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think God was just had a sense of humor
of the day. He cred, like, how in the world
does that rabbit exist in the wild. I think if
that rabbit was bouncing around in a field somewhere, I
think a wolf would just come up and rip its shreds.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh yeah, anything could. Your dog would probably go get it.
Oh yeah, Melton, Yeah, it's about the same size as
some of those rabbits. Same thing I cannot wrap my
mind around when I'm walking, Melton, is once in a
while you encounter someone from another country and they're scared
of him. Really.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, it's never a little bitty Milton. It's never a
person from America. It's always someone is.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
He like slobbering and snarling and showing his teeth and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Now when I think they are from a country where
there's just wild animals that will attack you in the street. Okay,
but the thought of anyone being scared of my French bulldog,
I can't not laugh at them. And then I feel
bad because I'm laughing at someone that's cowering in fear.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Right, But they're gonna help it, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But he's like a teddy bear, Like, what is it
about this thing that makes you think he's threatening? Is
it the silly look on his face or the fact
that he wants to play with you.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
The fact that he's tugging at that leash.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh, I keep forgetting. We have a Florida Man edition
of Well It's Pie Day. Have you guys heard that
It's Pie Day?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I heard about pie. I smell a low pie, he
see a no pie, he tastes a no pie.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Happy Pie Day. It's a happy Florida Man story. This
one differs a bit, and it's brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, just down the coast, a little ways back from Florida,
you can go to Silver Slipper Casino and you have
way more fun there than you can anywhere in Florida.
That's probably safer. It comes to Florida Man. Florida Man,
brought to you by the Silver Separate Casino. Happy Pie Day.
It's Pie Day because today is three fourteenth March fourteenth,
(16:11):
which of course means pie as you know, not the food,
but the mathematical equation.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Is that what you would call it? Or is it
not an equation? It's a mathematical formula. Sure anyway, Yeah,
so this is a happy Florida Man. This is a
differs a bit. Normally, when we tell you a Florida
Man story, it involves a methaddict kicking a rabbit into
a pool filled with children and then shoots everywhere. Usual stuff,
horrible stuff, right, Well, this is different. This one involves
(16:37):
a police officer. The police officer a hero by the way.
Police officer encounters a pizza delivery driver and since this
is Florida, the pizza delivery driver is being attacked, not
by a meth head, not by a vagrant in the streets,
although that happens in this case an eight foot alligator
eighty yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, So the police officer shows up to see this happening.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
She showed up to deliver a lady's pizza.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The pizza delivery driver didn't know there was something under
the car, as I'm sure you could already guess what
was on the bed.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was it was an eight. Now here's a good news.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
The cop was already there and clued her in and
ended up delivering the pizza himself. So what one of
these stories always involved the pizza being with a lot
of the times when there's a door dash or an
uber each driver and a cop in a news story,
the driver gets arrested and then the cop delivers the food.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh yeah, cause there's some America. We still got to
get our pizza anyway, and this could be lava flowing
down the driveway and we'll get that pizza.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well, here's audio from the police officer's body cam.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Stop, stop, there's an alligator underneath that car right there.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Maybe go around the bag. I'm no, as long as
it stays under the car, you can go around the bag.
Go around the bath, ma'am. Get back over there. There's
an alligator right under your car. The house pizza, I'll
take it to the back door. I'm not moving with
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that pizza.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
What's the most important thing, you know? Oh my gosh,
Oh that's awesome. And since this is Florida, naturally, the
alligator was probably high on meth.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I got to him all naturally. Yeah, yeah, that's just
the case.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, eight six six I love w J Florida man
stopped an alligator and got a guy's pizza.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I feel good about that, don't you. Yeah. You know
what I'm concerned about, though, is your short attention span,
because about an hour ago I just and I forgot too.
I'm a little concerned about mine. I mentioned the fact
that we had American domestic local cannibal news this morning,
and then you that's when we went to break and
(18:49):
you never even showed the slightest bit of curiosity as
to wards why people are out there eating other people
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, coming up in a little bit cannibalism on
the way stick around.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
But you say last time you're listening to the Walton
and Johnson Radio Network.
What year is this from?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is Lakeside's Fantastic Voyage. I found this on mister
O's old iPod in his desk.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, you know, I put that in the desk, not
on the desk, I know. I really had to dig
around it, some digging. All right, you missed some stuff
up and I missed them some things. I mean it
was in there. I had ten thousand dollars in cash
and an envelope in there, you know, set aside for
a friend of mine's surgery, and I'm gonna need that back.
(00:27):
I did not see that in there. I found an
empty Yeah, that's what they always said, after somebody snack
your ten grand.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I found an empty box, and then right next to
it was some truck nuts from a truck.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's like, who would have put this here? Also, everybody's
just making themselves at home over there, right, I just
ask what year it was from. It's all I'm sorry,
I guess I shouldn't, you know, expect a retort of
any kind.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hang on a second, Lakeside Fantastic Voyage.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Nineteen eighty would be the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's what we called the good old days of wrap.
Urban music was real different in eighties and it was
called soul back then.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
No, no urban they called it that now, but back
then it was just good old you know soul or
black music. Yeah, black music? Black? Is it okay? Can
I can I say that? I bet you probably shouldn't.
So now y'all confused me. I was just listing a
minute ago. Y'all said there was Jews protesting Trump Tower yesterday.
(01:22):
That don't make no sense because the Jews is the
one that's got invaded and that that you know, people
came in and kidnapped them and raped them and killed
them and sent back dead hostages and all that kind
of stuff. Why would the Jews be wanting to protest
to help out to my mood? Dude, Well, these are
not the Jews you're looking for it. I don't even
know if that's accurate reporting or not, because it's coming from,
(01:46):
you know, an unspecified source. CBS News says, you know,
talking about the same thing. Ninety eight people were arrested yesterday.
The police showed up about ten minutes after the protesters,
or about one hundred fifty people in there. And you
know it's right there underneath the escalator where Trump came down.
You know, way back in the day, you know, famously,
(02:09):
And so they're all right there in that lobby under
the escalator. And so after the police showed up, they
told everybody they needed to disband because they're trespassing or
they will be arrested. Some of them left, of one
hundred and fifty or so, you know, a couple of dozen,
I guess, wandered out. And then they started arresting people,
ninety eight total, and they secured the area of the
(02:32):
building on Fifth Avenue. And nowhere in the CBS report
does it say anything about they were Jews supporting what
we saw on TV there. But did they say they
were Jews.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
If they had signs that said Jews for Palestine and
then they had those little.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Could get me one of m T shirts, I'll bet
you if I wanted to, If anyone can wear a
shirt that's true. I got a problem with the Jews.
I'll tell you what. Look at this.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Look at this ninety bucks six of us here today,
ninety dollars for what six bagel sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh, I thought you were ordering T shirts.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No, I'm ordering bread because it's Friday and I'm Catholic.
So I convinced everybody, we should get Solomon and bagels
as So that's what our old producer used to call it.
Solomon Solomon. Now Evan didn't the wise man in the Bible? Yeah,
exactly right, Solomon. So everybody that I ordered breakfast sandwiches
on this app and it's bagel place, right, because I figure,
all right, I'm getting the salmon eighty bucks for six
(03:28):
bagel sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's insanity. But then that's the chart with the delivery. No, all,
hell no, there's still a fee and then tax and
then tip. They all want me to go pick it up.
I'll just go get it. No, you have to stay here,
you have to work. You don't get to leave. He
has tried three or four times now to get out
of here today. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Why do you want to go sit in traffic? I
don't get that at all. Well, yeah, wouldn't you rather
just hang out here with us?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's true. I forgot their traffic out there. We don't
deal with traffic much, not to work at you know,
five o'clock in the morning, generally one way or another.
But yeah, here it could get mad. Look at this.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If I take off billiads and I take off, mister
Kenneth's it's still fifty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That's insanity. So we're sharing. Now, you're gonna cut your
salm palmon in half. I just figured some of you
could afford to lose some weight, you know, Uh yeah, yeah,
y'all probably ought to cut back. Yeah, exactly. You know,
we got a traffic Did you hear about that crash
in Austin or maybe it's just outside of Austin. Multiple deaths.
This happened overnight, so horrible. I thirty five in the
(04:27):
Austin area. Seventeen vehicles, some probably were trucks, but they
you know, generally they just call everything cars. Seventeen car
pile up. Five killed that we know of, one a
little baby. Not surprisingly, a semi truck was eleven injured
in this huge mess in the middle of the night,
(04:48):
with all the flashing lights and everything. This looked terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Five dead, three adults, one child, an infant.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They people will drive right around it and keep on driving.
They'll hear that right now. They're driving in traffic and
they're just hearing it and they're not stopping their car
and getting out. But if a plane crashes or catches
on fire. Then everybody goes, oh that's it. I'm not
flying anymore, Dad, that's too dangerous. Well, yeah, you see
accidents every day. People get killed on the freeway every day,
(05:16):
and you just go get in your car and drive.
You know. That's a weird part of town too, over there,
that part of town where all.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
The Austin they're trying to keep it weird. But that's
where they have the alternative prostitutes. What do you mean, Well,
they have these women over there and they hang out
late at night and instead of paying I'm going to
have sex with you, you could pay them to do things
that you wanted your wife to do but she won't do,
like sex, no, no, no other stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I got like what a friend of mine drove
over there. I mean, like make you a pie? Sort
of is pie day and I ain't got a pie
and I don't have no future pie in my hopes
and dreams neither, because I don't think it's happening. No,
they don't make a pie, Billy.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
They do other weird stuff that you couldn't get your
wife to do before your divorced.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
So they're not alternate.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Maybe they're alternative, that's what I'm saying alternative prostitute.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
A friend of mine went over there. He was trying
to convince.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Me I should do it, you know, because you know
and so, and he made this recording and he sent
it to me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You guys want to listen to this? No, I don't
want to hear it. Billy ed see you expect us
all say, yeah, we do. Yeah, you're not going to
be interested. And this is about women. No, I'm teasing.
All right, listen, this is weird. Guys.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Can't take a poke, I mean a joke. What it
feels like you were trying to say something else?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
There? That not at all? What did he mean by that?
Why did let's listen to the hooker? All right? Hang on? Hey,
colo much to let me win an arguments? Fifty dollars more?
I won't tell you how to drive? Great? Oh deal,
that's a deal right there.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's every year I half to go to your family's
house for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I want to spend the holidays in my house for
a change. Is that so much to ask?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You're right, baby, I'm sorry, Wow, you're good?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
How much to tell me? Are proud of me? Wow?
Oh that's just getting sad now? How much to tell
me you're proud of.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
How far is it from here to Austin? That's like
three two and a half. I'm going right now.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
It might be a little more of what would be accident.
I'm going this weekend. I gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm stopping it at ATM I'm on my way right now.
By the way, speaking of bagels, one of our Jewish listeners,
Bubba Goldstein's, wants us to tell you that it's today's Perham.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I feel yeah, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I feel like he told us about this last year.
What is Perham?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Perham is? You looked it up last year too.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's a joyoush Jewish holiday commemorating the Jewish survival from
a plot to exterminate them in ancient Persia. That's iran Oh,
that was just a year and a half ago, as
told in the Book of Esther, celebrated with readings of
the Megala scroll of ester, costume parties, feasting and giving gifts.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Megaladon. I think they forgot that, probably Megalodon. No, that's
a transformer. No, that's totally different.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
This is yeah, this is a Megala reading costume parties.
So if you see a person in a costume today,
it's a pretty good chance it's a jew, really, unless
it's that guy that dresses up like Elmo at Times
Square because.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
He hates the jewe Oh no, you ever have your
kids photo taken with him? And he leans over and he's.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Like the juice did nine to eleven And you're like,
that's not an appropriate thing to tell my kids.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You stop that. Yeah, leave it that kid alone. Almo.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I did not go through the rigorous verification and standards process.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Hey, I operated, It doesn't Joe God, I hate this
country so much. Russian election. You exposed the global World
War three silence soon coming too in Russian grocery store.
It will radicalize largely peaceful demonstration. It's like living in hell.
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson radio network. Don okay,
(08:52):
that's that's what Zach Poppy is. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
This guy played at the rodeo the other day and
he looks like he looks like he'd be a listener.
He's like a white guy with a mustache, and you know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You probably don't live nowhere around here.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I don't know where anyway. He sings about the Chattahoo
that river.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You know, Well, he did play the rodeo Tuesday night
and he almost killed somebody.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He is a country singer from Washington State.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah right, you know, yeah, where all the good rodeo
riders and country stars come from. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I spent a little time in Boulder, Colorado, where he
enrolled in a mechanical engineering program at the University of Colorado,
probably floaked out, went off to Nashville started his music career.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Does that sound that nearly killed somebody this week?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Before we analyze what he did? Here the voice? He's
from Washington State. You hear that, You hear that accent,
I'll hear it. If I sang like that, you'd punch
me in the face.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm straight. What are our thoughts on that? Is that
cultural appropriation? Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
If a guy sings with a British accent but he's
from la you'd make fun of him, right.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What if a guy's from England he sings with an
American accent? Well, there's a lot of that. Yeah, I know.
Almost all the British guys, the famous, let mean the
big Phil Collins, for example, He just sings with a regular,
non English accent most of the time. Although there are
some songs if you get into his albums where he
does use his English accent. I know it's not Tell Collins,
(10:21):
it's Peter Gabriel, but still part of Genesis space, same
base will allow it. All right, So Zach Top killed
a guy almost, I said almost. Oh, so, y'all finally
got around to being curious about the gather that nearly
lost his life at the rodeo protecting You're sorry, but well.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I'm still reacting to all the people that died in
Austin last night in that car crash.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's not good. It was an infant. I mean, that's
much worse than Zach the Top and that's probably not
a real name. Played Rodeo Houston. At the end of
the concert. He hopped on a horse and rode around
with his hat held high in the air because he's
seen cowboys in westerns at the movies who are on TV.
And he said, this is what I'll do, because hin't
(11:00):
really a cowboy. And he was thanking the crowd, probably
yeehaw a little bit, trying to make him think he's
real country. And while he's riding around on his horse,
which he's not accustomed to. I don't think, just not.
He nearly trampled a security guard. The guard had to
jump out of the way at the last second, or
Zach and his horse, whoever's horse it was, would run
(11:24):
right over and trampled him. And then one guy says, well,
you know, maybe he didn't have the best riding skills.
But some people said the security guard should have been
paying closer attention. Now that's just stupid. And I tell
you why. You know, the security guard's job it's not
to watch the show. No, it's not to watch the performer.
(11:44):
It's to watch you. You go to a football game
or a big concert like this, or a political speech,
the security guards aren't watching the game, or the rodeo
or the speech. They got their back to what's happening.
They're watching us. That's why they're security. See if they
were all watching the show, well then they wouldn't see
(12:05):
all the trouble that's coming. No, so the security guard
isn't watching the guy riding around on the horse acting
like a fool. He's watching us to make sure we
don't rush the stadium floor and try to get in.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Well, that's what they're supposed to do. It's kind of
like the Secret Service agent. You know, that's the same
kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
He's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Be watching the president and all the people walking around,
but sometimes he's looking at cleavage.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, you know, a man's still going to be a man.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I know, that's the problem of being a man. Man's
got to do what a man's gotta do. But we
got biological instincts. And there's a lot of girls at
the rodeo walking around in a bikini with little Daisy
Duke shorts on, and we're trying.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
To why do you think I'm out there most afternoons?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's how you were there for the camaraderie and the
sporting well, and you know, poultry and rabbits. I don't
know how people go to the rodeo more than once.
It's so much effort.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's so like they make it real hard on you
to you know, to get there first of all, is expensive.
It's you know, parking forty fifty sixty eighty bucks. You
can pay one hundred bucks park work someplace. You can
get a parking pass, but then you got to walk
six miles.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Or you can uber there, but it's gonna cost just
as much for round trips.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Was the the uber thing not as convenient as it
should be because they put them out. You know, the
ubers know where they have to go, and they have
to go out to a parking lot somewhere, and the
uber driver hates you because you're at the rodeo. Oh yeah,
they don't want to get in the middle of that anyway, No,
they don't know. Anyway, yesterday they had some buddy mine,
the family from Isle in the Anderson Arey, Grimes County,
(13:37):
you know, the Commitche's had their their well, their daughter
had her chickens. What did you call his daughter? Her daughter?
Their daughter, the Commitche that's their last name. Oh, I
thought you were calling her. Oh stop, I thought he
was not. So anyway, I went out there to take
a look at the chickens and you know, pullets and whatnot.
(13:59):
And then of course they had rabbits out there too,
But don't nobody care about seeing rabbits. Then you go
and look at a horses, sheep, goats, you know, the
cows and bulls and all that kind of good stuff.
And I got to get out of there before the
concert starts though, because that's when it gets really No good.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Women do seem to enjoy the rabbits. And then little
kids I've knowniced well, little kids like those, and they
got all these different rabbits too. I didn't know there
were so many different kinds of rabbits.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I thought it was just one base of there's a
bunch of them, got big fat ones.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
And little skinny ones, and then they got the ones
with the floppy ears, and then they got ones at
the pointy ears.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Some of these.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think God was just had a sense of humor
of the day. He cred, like, how in the world
does that rabbit exist in the wild. I think if
that rabbit was bouncing around in a field somewhere, I
think a wolf would just come up and rip its shreds.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh yeah, anything could. Your dog would probably go get it.
Oh yeah, Melton, Yeah, it's about the same size as
some of those rabbits. Same thing I cannot wrap my
mind around when I'm walking, Melton, is once in a
while you encounter someone from another country and they're scared
of him. Really.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, it's never a little bitty Milton. It's never a
person from America. It's always someone is.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
He like slobbering and snarling and showing his teeth and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Now when I think they are from a country where
there's just wild animals that will attack you in the street. Okay,
but the thought of anyone being scared of my French bulldog,
I can't not laugh at them. And then I feel
bad because I'm laughing at someone that's cowering in fear.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Right, But they're gonna help it, you know.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But he's like a teddy bear, Like, what is it
about this thing that makes you think he's threatening? Is
it the silly look on his face or the fact
that he wants to play with you.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
The fact that he's tugging at that leash.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh, I keep forgetting. We have a Florida Man edition
of Well It's Pie Day. Have you guys heard that
It's Pie Day?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I heard about pie. I smell a low pie, he
see a no pie, he tastes a no pie.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Happy Pie Day. It's a happy Florida Man story. This
one differs a bit, and it's brought to you by.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, just down the coast, a little ways back from Florida,
you can go to Silver Slipper Casino and you have
way more fun there than you can anywhere in Florida.
That's probably safer. It comes to Florida Man. Florida Man,
brought to you by the Silver Separate Casino. Happy Pie Day.
It's Pie Day because today is three fourteenth March fourteenth,
(16:11):
which of course means pie as you know, not the food,
but the mathematical equation.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Is that what you would call it? Or is it
not an equation? It's a mathematical formula. Sure anyway, Yeah,
so this is a happy Florida Man. This is a
differs a bit. Normally, when we tell you a Florida
Man story, it involves a methaddict kicking a rabbit into
a pool filled with children and then shoots everywhere. Usual stuff,
horrible stuff, right, Well, this is different. This one involves
(16:37):
a police officer. The police officer a hero by the way.
Police officer encounters a pizza delivery driver and since this
is Florida, the pizza delivery driver is being attacked, not
by a meth head, not by a vagrant in the streets,
although that happens in this case an eight foot alligator
eighty yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, So the police officer shows up to see this happening.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
She showed up to deliver a lady's pizza.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
The pizza delivery driver didn't know there was something under
the car, as I'm sure you could already guess what
was on the bed.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was it was an eight. Now here's a good news.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
The cop was already there and clued her in and
ended up delivering the pizza himself. So what one of
these stories always involved the pizza being with a lot
of the times when there's a door dash or an
uber each driver and a cop in a news story,
the driver gets arrested and then the cop delivers the food.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh yeah, cause there's some America. We still got to
get our pizza anyway, and this could be lava flowing
down the driveway and we'll get that pizza.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Well, here's audio from the police officer's body cam.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Stop, stop, there's an alligator underneath that car right there.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Maybe go around the bag. I'm no, as long as
it stays under the car, you can go around the bag.
Go around the bath, ma'am. Get back over there. There's
an alligator right under your car. The house pizza, I'll
take it to the back door. I'm not moving with
(18:06):
that pizza.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
What's the most important thing, you know? Oh my gosh,
Oh that's awesome. And since this is Florida, naturally, the
alligator was probably high on meth.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I got to him all naturally. Yeah, yeah, that's just
the case.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, eight six six I love w J Florida man
stopped an alligator and got a guy's pizza.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I feel good about that, don't you. Yeah. You know
what I'm concerned about, though, is your short attention span,
because about an hour ago I just and I forgot too.
I'm a little concerned about mine. I mentioned the fact
that we had American domestic local cannibal news this morning,
and then you that's when we went to break and
(18:49):
you never even showed the slightest bit of curiosity as
to wards why people are out there eating other people
in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, coming up in a little bit cannibalism on
the way stick around.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
But you say last time you're listening to the Walton
and Johnson Radio Network.
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