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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was just doing the Louis Armstrong thing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, you wish?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is that racist when I do that?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Definitely? Definitely racist.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I didn't mean to be racist, that does you know?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what? Your intentions don't matter. You're a conservative.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Your intentions don't matter. It didn't matter if you intended
to break the law or not. You you did, you
have to pay. Now, liberals, we have to consider what
their intentions were. Like the girl that hit the other
girl over the head with her with her track stick
while they were racing. Uh, she didn't intend to hurt anybody.
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She intend to do. Hillary Clinton didn't intend to break
all those laws. I think she did, Actually she did.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The more we learn about it, it seems like that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What she meant to. That's the the excuse, the defense
that liberals have that is not granted to a conservative thinker.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, well, if you're just waking up and you're wondering
what we're talking about. That track runner who hit her
opponent with a baton had a rally to like because
people they want they want you to feel bad for her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I guess no nobody threw her a rally, so she
decided to throw one for herself, Yeah, which is kind
of handy. Yeah, Hey, everybody gather around and support me,
and they did well. I don't know what the crowd
looked like because the camera was just on her, but
she was encouraging everybody to believe the lies that she's telling,
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and a lot of people were nice enough to play along.
They pretended that what she was saying was true. And
whn't that's sweet. That's what friends do. Yeah, that's what
friends do.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's what friends are for.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anyway. Oh well, now, I don't know how long it's
going to take before a judge says Trump can't do
what he's done because he can't deport those people. But
he's done it now. Donald Trump has avoided all of
the signature the president. Biden didn't actually sign the pardons
(02:04):
that were signed by somebody else using auto pin. No
wonder Biden never knew what was going on. I mean,
A he was mentally incapable of, you know, remembering most
of it. And b I don't think he was involved
in most of his presidency. He wasn't around much.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, it is pretty embarrassing how bad things are right now.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hook at Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, So if you wonder it has Don Lemon
awakened from his madness yet, have you guys wondered that?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I've been worried about Don you for how
long years?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey, Evan, keep your finger on the dumb button. Now,
I didn't play this yet.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's the same thing that when I see not all
black Republicans, when I see a black maga person who
is carrying Donald Trump's water and they know that he's lying,
it is the shortest line to the front. Because if
you're black and you're whatever, you're just in line with
a bunch of other Democrats that are doing the same
thing that you're doing. But if you become a black
maga person, it's like, whoa, let's book this person, Let's
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put him on television.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So you don't think you'll know be a sincere black magaperson.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, No, I just said I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I just said I think there can be sincere Republicans.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Do you get what he's saying?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's so odd about this that if a black guy's
a Republican, people will prop him up just because he's black.
Real quick, Why do you think Obama got elected? Why
do you think he was. Why do you think it
was so important? Barack Obama was in the Senate for
what one term? Mainly he was in the state Senate
for one term. He never ran anything, never ran an organization.
He was never anything, I mean nothing. He never a
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small business or a nonprofit group or a church Bible study,
and he was never the leader of any single group.
And you guys put him in charge of the entire government.
Why charismatic black guy. You're not suggesting it's because he
was black, are you?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah? No? Why I am Actually, you're the first one's
ever even thought of this.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I think it's weird to hear the Democrats complain about that.
That's that's why you don't That's why you don't like
black Republicans. They're only popular close are black?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like you get what? And he will doubt the sincerity
of any black person who agrees with conservative thing. It's
not just agreeing with Trump. Trump is the leader of
the conservative Party, but you're agreeing with just issues.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you think that Jasmine Crockett's popular because she's smart?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh? Definitely, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Listen to her conversation with Jake Tapper over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You're close with Congresswoman Alexandria A. Cossio Quortez of New York.
Some of your fellow House Democrats say, and not just progressives,
by the way, we've heard that moderates have said this too,
that they're ready to support her to challenge Chuck Schumer
in a Democratic primary.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Would you get behind.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
That that's four years from now. If you were asking
me at least in two years, then I would have
an absolute answer. But I can tell you that there
are a lot of people that are watching his leadership
in this moment. This is the moment. We don't even
know what elections will look like in four years, if
we will have elections, and so I definitely think that
(05:15):
pressure leadership.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Nate.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
She just said, we don't even know if we'll have elections.
For you, what do you what do you think is
gonna happen? You lived through a Trump presidency before. Do
you think he's going to eliminate all elections? No? There
is what they keep throwing at you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
There is a world.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Leader who eliminated all elections in his country, and you,
Jasmin Crockett and your political party want to give that
guy more power and influence the very person that's doing
the thing you're accusing our guy of doing. You're actually
trying to prop up and make it to a bigger celebrity,
which is the Democrat way. That's the Democrat Well.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know if they've ever done anything that didn't
seem like two faith and our side is playing different
rules than their side.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I mean, you guys are it's just so wrong, like
Christy is Well, it's so deep they don't even realize
they're in it now. It's so embarrassing, Like, how on
earth are you guys? This obtuse psycho protesters crashing at
Saint Patrick's Day parade saying f Saint Patrick, he genocided people.
Get a load of these losers. At a Saint Patrick's
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Day parade in Toronto, a group of Palestine agitators crashed
the festivities, changing free free Palestine.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Do they not?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I hear them chant that a lot. Do they think
that's rhythmatic? Or free free Palestine? I have no idea
what they're thinking. Looks like a lot of fun. These
seem to be totally saying people just very normal. Of course,
some in the crowd who appeared to be fresh off
the boat from Pakistan gleefully joined in the chant free
Free Palestine. A local indie journalist tried to converse with
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these clowns and was treated quite poorly. They screamed and
spit in his face and told him to f on
off and said he f Saint Patrick. And when the
journalist disagreed with the guy wearing what do they call it,
the kafie scarf, the hamas scarfe, No, that's the I
know what you're doing there, thee scarves, the caffe wearing
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idiots accused him of being a pedophile. Now I've noticed
something here. You guys are Muslims, real quick? How old
was Ayisha? What is that his child bride? She was
probably best not get into that detail. Can stuff that.
It's it's okay for us, just not okay for you
kind of thing. How old was why they loved the
democrats so much? There's so much hypocrisy on both sides.
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Mohammed had a child bride, right.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But you shouldn't, you know, be pointing that out.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Six years old. Mohammed married a six year old Aisha,
daughter of Abu Bakar.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, but then didn't he wait a while?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Mohammad married her when he was fifty three years old
and she was six, So how long would he wait
till he was like seventy or well, a while, that's
pretty young six year old bride there. Well, you're so judgmental.
I mean, yeah, I am judgmental against Pataphi.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Tindy Limericks a fellow named Thimminy Crockett carry a match
in his pocket. When he felt a gas, he'd strike
it quite fast and fly off into space like a rocket.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list, all of his wild maga behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I can't get no relie when he says I can't
get on reallyf is that like a sex thing?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It must be.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, that's fealthy. These rock and roll guys disgust me.
Just sick the left.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How awkward and difficult it is to report on that
missing girl down in the Dominican Republic. Now it's been
like what ten eleven days now that she's been missing.
Now the news yesterday from you know down there. He's
part of the search looking for her, and their interview people,
and I don't know why it's taken them so long
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to get to get around to interviewing people that she
was last seen with. But it's like they've got to
go through all these lawyer manipulations to visit with your client,
blah blah blah. But the awkward part is they're trying
to explain why it is they think something nefarious has
happened to her, sure without accusing anyone, well not that,
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but without not insulting, but hurting the feelings maybe of
her family members, because they have to talk about the
fact that she was being amorous. They think that she
was you know, well she was drinking and she was off,
you know, canodling with a stranger that she had just met.
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And also they want to talk about the fact that
if she drowned accidentally, let's say, sure, her body would
have certainly shown up by now, Yeah, she'd shut up
on a beach somewhere. You know, she would have washed ashore.
There's a lot of boating going on. The water is
very clear. Go through all of that stuff without you know,
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wanting to let have family members hear them say, basically,
we think somebody you know did something terrible to her
or else if it was an accident, we'd know by now.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Look, your daughter, here's here's a reality.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
For a lot of dads, they don't want the reality
to you know, spoken word or or video from the
scene is it can be upsetting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Let me just break it down for you. If you're
a dad and you're listening to my voice right now
and you have a daughter in college, okay, here is
the truth.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Your daughter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
She's a woman. Now, I'm sorry to be the one
to break this to you, but she has urges and
those urges are of a sexual nature. There is probably
something inside of her being that drives her to take
her clothing off around men and be intimate around them. Now,
it's not me. I'm not the one that did this,
not you, Kenny. No, this is a biological at this time.
(11:02):
This is just a thing that happens to women as
they get older, and you know, once they're not little
girls anymore. And she's gonna go out, she's probably gonna
get drunk, and she's gonna meet a guy from a frat,
maybe five or six guys from a frat to'll pull
a train on her.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Whether it's in another country in spring break, or whether
it's just you know, a Tuesday in America.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Now, that's not my fault. It's not us here at
the Walton Johnson. We didn't make your daughter like this,
you know, Blame the hormones and milk or something, you know,
because there's causes, there's reason why these things happen. And
we discouraged her for being this way. We would tell
her not to be that kind of a girl. But
that's just the way of the world these days. Dad,
You know your daughter particularly upsetting. I guess because she's
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an Indian girl, am I right? Her parents had higher
expectations for her than those white girls that she was
running around with. Oh no, that's gonna be. She gonna
be better than Neil. Look, we know a lot of
these white girls are tramps. That's just the yeah, yeah,
I mean naturally standard stuff nowaday, right, But what we
didn't know is that some of these Indian girls were
also had the same urges his parents, don't want to
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hear it, the same trampish horse design and anyway. But
unrelated to whatever happened to this young woman, well, it's
it's awful. We don't know what happened to her. We
do know one thing's for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
She is dead.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
People is a doubt, but no.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What if she just shows up all of a sudden,
She's like, oh I got drunk, I passed out.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And I was having too good a time to get
on Facebook and tell everybody I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Anyway, if anyone listening to this along into the show,
we're certainly going to get canceled for this conversation. So
it's hurtful. Let's change the conversation. The world's biggest Big
Mac fan hit another milestone. Seventy one year old Don
Gorski has been eating two a day for fifty three
years and just ate his thirty five thousandth Big Mac
on Saturday. Doctor say they really.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Have the receipt. It's unbelievable. Though I hope he's not
just saying we're taking his word for it. I'd like
to see the receipt.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The medical community does not know how he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Twenty five thousand burgers over what length of time.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Here is Don eating the record breaking Big Mac and
there was a crowd to see it happen, including Hairball
from the Dwyer. In Michael's Morning Show ninety seven point
one in the Quad Cities what are you doing that
says it here on the screen.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
That doesn't mean you have to read it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I mean this is the number one morning show of
self edit.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
As we read, I thought that was something we went
over day one and training class, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I thought that was hilarious that they said the sound
might includes hairball from Dwyer.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What happened to the old a local radio morning show? No,
that's how we always get identified.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Don says yet his first Big Mac May seventeenth, nineteen
seventy two. The number one song that week was ROBERTA.
Flax's First Time I Ever saw your Face? It became
the top gun song of the year. That is she
a sister?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You think I don't know?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I never heard of ROBERTA.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Flac?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Did she die recently? Why does that name sound from me?
Is that a month ago?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I knew it? Yeah? Okay, so we do know who ROBERTA.
Flack is? Literally all right now, I'm embarrassed we just
talked about her.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Death like a week ago in my life.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, if she couldn't live long enough to see this
guy of his thirty five thousandth Big Mac, what chance
does he have if? If my math is right, it's
almost two big macs a day. That's what they're saying
every day for fifty three years.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Wow, here's what I don't see you alive?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah? Literally, Here's what I don't get about that. Is
there anything you want to eat twice a day?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Can you think of one thing you want to put
in your mouth and just munch on it two times
a day every day for thirty five hmm?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Let me think what I'm thinking. Why are you shaking
your head? No like that? Mister? What did you?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But I just wouldn't set him up like that if
it's me. But you know you do you bo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All I'm saying is there's two big macs a day?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
At about corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't know. I had that rattles snake corn dog
the other day at the rodeo.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You too, You chose a poorly get. You got the good,
good corn dog.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I took two bites of the rattlesnake corn dog and
I was like, I'm not eating this?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Did you share it? Yeah? Who'd you give bites too?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I was hanging out with some friends. I was like,
does anybody want a bite of this? Nobody wanted it?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, let's cause you had your mouth all over it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I think it's because it was rattlesnake for them
that first. I think the reason nobody wanted to eat
it is because it was rattlesnake meat. Is nobody but you,
it would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know. I walked by that place yesterday. I
was over at that rodeo and I looked over and
I was like, what goes wrong, Kenny? I mean there
was big sign up there, rattlesnake corn Dog. You know
how many people were in line for that? How many?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
None? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, there It was a short line. So I think
maybe you're the only one that ordered one this year.
I think you're right about that, and then you threw
it away. It's my job to keep the Rattlesnake corn
dog guy in business. That's a lot of pressure to
put these, a lot a lot of work. Hey, quick reminder, kids,
if you go to I Love WJ dot com today,
you're not gonna bleeve how much hilarious and cool Walton
(16:03):
and Johnson merchandise Ada.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I'm not gonna believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Including there's a lawmaker in Texas trying to outlaw memes.
His name's Dade Falin. Dade Falon would make this shirt illegal?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is the thing we put on a shirt that outlawy
memes has created quite a few memes.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's created a lot of air. Yeah, don't you should
have been careful. Don't tread on memes. Good. I love
WJ dot com today. Take a look for yourself. I
think you're gonna enjoy it, right, John, don't forget boys
and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Only good family news. This passed along like if your
great grandfather was Abraham Lincoln, you'd already know that. But
if your great grandfather was the town drunk, your Grandpa's
likely to go.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't remember. I do know.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I have some Irish ancestry, but apparently the Irish didn't
keep great records because well, draw your own conclusion. Some
tells me they weren't busy sunbathing. I'm Irish, but I
have blonde hair. Supposedly, the only reason the Irish have
blonde or red hair is because the Vikings invaded, pillaged,
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and probably other stuff. Those Vikings, the Scandinavians.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
If you've been to Sweden, it's like a whole country
of scarlett Johansson's.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
If I was in Ireland.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
At that time, I would have been Oh no, some
Viking ladies coming to pillage me. I guess I'll hide
on this bed covered.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
In roast petals.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Hopefully she can help me put together that table.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Idar that sure sign off to night. I dear that
sure sign off night. Walden and Johnson, they made things
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Well. I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That is an instant classic Walton in Johnson
I was just doing the Louis Armstrong thing.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, you wish?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is that racist when I do that?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Definitely? Definitely racist.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I didn't mean to be racist, that does you know?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what? Your intentions don't matter. You're a conservative.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Your intentions don't matter. It didn't matter if you intended
to break the law or not. You you did, you
have to pay. Now, liberals, we have to consider what
their intentions were. Like the girl that hit the other
girl over the head with her with her track stick
while they were racing. Uh, she didn't intend to hurt anybody.
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She intend to do. Hillary Clinton didn't intend to break
all those laws. I think she did, Actually she did.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
The more we learn about it, it seems like that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
What she meant to. That's the the excuse, the defense
that liberals have that is not granted to a conservative thinker.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, well, if you're just waking up and you're wondering
what we're talking about. That track runner who hit her
opponent with a baton had a rally to like because
people they want they want you to feel bad for her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I guess no nobody threw her a rally, so she
decided to throw one for herself, Yeah, which is kind
of handy. Yeah, Hey, everybody gather around and support me,
and they did well. I don't know what the crowd
looked like because the camera was just on her, but
she was encouraging everybody to believe the lies that she's telling,
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and a lot of people were nice enough to play along.
They pretended that what she was saying was true. And
whn't that's sweet. That's what friends do. Yeah, that's what
friends do.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's what friends are for.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anyway. Oh well, now, I don't know how long it's
going to take before a judge says Trump can't do
what he's done because he can't deport those people. But
he's done it now. Donald Trump has avoided all of
the signature the president. Biden didn't actually sign the pardons
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that were signed by somebody else using auto pin. No
wonder Biden never knew what was going on. I mean,
A he was mentally incapable of, you know, remembering most
of it. And b I don't think he was involved
in most of his presidency. He wasn't around much.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, it is pretty embarrassing how bad things are right now.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Hook at Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
All right, So if you wonder it has Don Lemon
awakened from his madness yet, have you guys wondered that?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yeah, I've been worried about Don you for how
long years?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey, Evan, keep your finger on the dumb button. Now,
I didn't play this yet.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's the same thing that when I see not all
black Republicans, when I see a black maga person who
is carrying Donald Trump's water and they know that he's lying,
it is the shortest line to the front. Because if
you're black and you're whatever, you're just in line with
a bunch of other Democrats that are doing the same
thing that you're doing. But if you become a black
maga person, it's like, whoa, let's book this person, Let's
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put him on television.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So you don't think you'll know be a sincere black magaperson.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, No, I just said I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I just said I think there can be sincere Republicans.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Do you get what he's saying?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's so odd about this that if a black guy's
a Republican, people will prop him up just because he's black.
Real quick, Why do you think Obama got elected? Why
do you think he was. Why do you think it
was so important? Barack Obama was in the Senate for
what one term? Mainly he was in the state Senate
for one term. He never ran anything, never ran an organization.
He was never anything, I mean nothing. He never a
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small business or a nonprofit group or a church Bible study,
and he was never the leader of any single group.
And you guys put him in charge of the entire government.
Why charismatic black guy. You're not suggesting it's because he
was black, are you?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah? No? Why I am Actually, you're the first one's
ever even thought of this.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I think it's weird to hear the Democrats complain about that.
That's that's why you don't That's why you don't like
black Republicans. They're only popular close are black?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Like you get what? And he will doubt the sincerity
of any black person who agrees with conservative thing. It's
not just agreeing with Trump. Trump is the leader of
the conservative Party, but you're agreeing with just issues.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Do you think that Jasmine Crockett's popular because she's smart?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh? Definitely, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Listen to her conversation with Jake Tapper over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You're close with Congresswoman Alexandria A. Cossio Quortez of New York.
Some of your fellow House Democrats say, and not just progressives,
by the way, we've heard that moderates have said this too,
that they're ready to support her to challenge Chuck Schumer
in a Democratic primary.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Would you get behind.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
That that's four years from now. If you were asking
me at least in two years, then I would have
an absolute answer. But I can tell you that there
are a lot of people that are watching his leadership
in this moment. This is the moment. We don't even
know what elections will look like in four years, if
we will have elections, and so I definitely think that
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pressure leadership.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Nate.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
She just said, we don't even know if we'll have elections.
For you, what do you what do you think is
gonna happen? You lived through a Trump presidency before. Do
you think he's going to eliminate all elections? No? There
is what they keep throwing at you.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
There is a world.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Leader who eliminated all elections in his country, and you,
Jasmin Crockett and your political party want to give that
guy more power and influence the very person that's doing
the thing you're accusing our guy of doing. You're actually
trying to prop up and make it to a bigger celebrity,
which is the Democrat way. That's the Democrat Well.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know if they've ever done anything that didn't
seem like two faith and our side is playing different
rules than their side.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I mean, you guys are it's just so wrong, like
Christy is Well, it's so deep they don't even realize
they're in it now. It's so embarrassing, Like, how on
earth are you guys? This obtuse psycho protesters crashing at
Saint Patrick's Day parade saying f Saint Patrick, he genocided people.
Get a load of these losers. At a Saint Patrick's
(06:26):
Day parade in Toronto, a group of Palestine agitators crashed
the festivities, changing free free Palestine.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Do they not?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I hear them chant that a lot. Do they think
that's rhythmatic? Or free free Palestine? I have no idea
what they're thinking. Looks like a lot of fun. These
seem to be totally saying people just very normal. Of course,
some in the crowd who appeared to be fresh off
the boat from Pakistan gleefully joined in the chant free
Free Palestine. A local indie journalist tried to converse with
(06:54):
these clowns and was treated quite poorly. They screamed and
spit in his face and told him to f on
off and said he f Saint Patrick. And when the
journalist disagreed with the guy wearing what do they call it,
the kafie scarf, the hamas scarfe, No, that's the I
know what you're doing there, thee scarves, the caffe wearing
(07:17):
idiots accused him of being a pedophile. Now I've noticed
something here. You guys are Muslims, real quick? How old
was Ayisha? What is that his child bride? She was
probably best not get into that detail. Can stuff that.
It's it's okay for us, just not okay for you
kind of thing. How old was why they loved the
democrats so much? There's so much hypocrisy on both sides.
(07:38):
Mohammed had a child bride, right.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
But you shouldn't, you know, be pointing that out.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Six years old. Mohammed married a six year old Aisha,
daughter of Abu Bakar.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, but then didn't he wait a while?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Mohammad married her when he was fifty three years old
and she was six, So how long would he wait
till he was like seventy or well, a while, that's
pretty young six year old bride there. Well, you're so judgmental.
I mean, yeah, I am judgmental against Pataphi.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Tindy Limericks a fellow named Thimminy Crockett carry a match
in his pocket. When he felt a gas, he'd strike
it quite fast and fly off into space like a rocket.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list, all of his wild maga behavior.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I can't get no relie when he says I can't
get on reallyf is that like a sex thing?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It must be.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, that's fealthy. These rock and roll guys disgust me.
Just sick the left.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How awkward and difficult it is to report on that
missing girl down in the Dominican Republic. Now it's been
like what ten eleven days now that she's been missing.
Now the news yesterday from you know down there. He's
part of the search looking for her, and their interview people,
and I don't know why it's taken them so long
(09:02):
to get to get around to interviewing people that she
was last seen with. But it's like they've got to
go through all these lawyer manipulations to visit with your client,
blah blah blah. But the awkward part is they're trying
to explain why it is they think something nefarious has
happened to her, sure without accusing anyone, well not that,
(09:25):
but without not insulting, but hurting the feelings maybe of
her family members, because they have to talk about the
fact that she was being amorous. They think that she
was you know, well she was drinking and she was off,
you know, canodling with a stranger that she had just met.
(09:46):
And also they want to talk about the fact that
if she drowned accidentally, let's say, sure, her body would
have certainly shown up by now, Yeah, she'd shut up
on a beach somewhere. You know, she would have washed ashore.
There's a lot of boating going on. The water is
very clear. Go through all of that stuff without you know,
(10:08):
wanting to let have family members hear them say, basically,
we think somebody you know did something terrible to her
or else if it was an accident, we'd know by now.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Look, your daughter, here's here's a reality.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
For a lot of dads, they don't want the reality
to you know, spoken word or or video from the
scene is it can be upsetting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Let me just break it down for you. If you're
a dad and you're listening to my voice right now
and you have a daughter in college, okay, here is
the truth.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Your daughter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
She's a woman. Now, I'm sorry to be the one
to break this to you, but she has urges and
those urges are of a sexual nature. There is probably
something inside of her being that drives her to take
her clothing off around men and be intimate around them. Now,
it's not me. I'm not the one that did this,
not you, Kenny. No, this is a biological at this time.
(11:02):
This is just a thing that happens to women as
they get older, and you know, once they're not little
girls anymore. And she's gonna go out, she's probably gonna
get drunk, and she's gonna meet a guy from a frat,
maybe five or six guys from a frat to'll pull
a train on her.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Whether it's in another country in spring break, or whether
it's just you know, a Tuesday in America.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Now, that's not my fault. It's not us here at
the Walton Johnson. We didn't make your daughter like this,
you know, Blame the hormones and milk or something, you know,
because there's causes, there's reason why these things happen. And
we discouraged her for being this way. We would tell
her not to be that kind of a girl. But
that's just the way of the world these days. Dad,
You know your daughter particularly upsetting. I guess because she's
(11:43):
an Indian girl, am I right? Her parents had higher
expectations for her than those white girls that she was
running around with. Oh no, that's gonna be. She gonna
be better than Neil. Look, we know a lot of
these white girls are tramps. That's just the yeah, yeah,
I mean naturally standard stuff nowaday, right, But what we
didn't know is that some of these Indian girls were
also had the same urges his parents, don't want to
(12:05):
hear it, the same trampish horse design and anyway. But
unrelated to whatever happened to this young woman, well, it's
it's awful. We don't know what happened to her. We
do know one thing's for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
She is dead.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
There's no doubt about that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
People is a doubt, but no.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
What if she just shows up all of a sudden,
She's like, oh I got drunk, I passed out.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
And I was having too good a time to get
on Facebook and tell everybody I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Anyway, if anyone listening to this along into the show,
we're certainly going to get canceled for this conversation. So
it's hurtful. Let's change the conversation. The world's biggest Big
Mac fan hit another milestone. Seventy one year old Don
Gorski has been eating two a day for fifty three
years and just ate his thirty five thousandth Big Mac
on Saturday. Doctor say they really.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Have the receipt. It's unbelievable. Though I hope he's not
just saying we're taking his word for it. I'd like
to see the receipt.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The medical community does not know how he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Twenty five thousand burgers over what length of time.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Here is Don eating the record breaking Big Mac and
there was a crowd to see it happen, including Hairball
from the Dwyer. In Michael's Morning Show ninety seven point
one in the Quad Cities what are you doing that
says it here on the screen.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
That doesn't mean you have to read it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I mean this is the number one morning show of
self edit.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
As we read, I thought that was something we went
over day one and training class, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I thought that was hilarious that they said the sound
might includes hairball from Dwyer.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What happened to the old a local radio morning show? No,
that's how we always get identified.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Don says yet his first Big Mac May seventeenth, nineteen
seventy two. The number one song that week was ROBERTA.
Flax's First Time I Ever saw your Face? It became
the top gun song of the year. That is she
a sister?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You think I don't know?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I never heard of ROBERTA.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Flac?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Did she die recently? Why does that name sound from me?
Is that a month ago?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I knew it? Yeah? Okay, so we do know who ROBERTA.
Flack is? Literally all right now, I'm embarrassed we just
talked about her.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Death like a week ago in my life.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, if she couldn't live long enough to see this
guy of his thirty five thousandth Big Mac, what chance
does he have if? If my math is right, it's
almost two big macs a day. That's what they're saying
every day for fifty three years.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Wow, here's what I don't see you alive?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah? Literally, Here's what I don't get about that. Is
there anything you want to eat twice a day?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Can you think of one thing you want to put
in your mouth and just munch on it two times
a day every day for thirty five hmm?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Let me think what I'm thinking. Why are you shaking
your head? No like that? Mister? What did you?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
But I just wouldn't set him up like that if
it's me. But you know you do you bo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
All I'm saying is there's two big macs a day?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
At about corn dogs?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I don't know. I had that rattles snake corn dog
the other day at the rodeo.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You too, You chose a poorly get. You got the good,
good corn dog.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I took two bites of the rattlesnake corn dog and
I was like, I'm not eating this?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Did you share it? Yeah? Who'd you give bites too?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I was hanging out with some friends. I was like,
does anybody want a bite of this? Nobody wanted it?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, let's cause you had your mouth all over it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I think it's because it was rattlesnake for them
that first. I think the reason nobody wanted to eat
it is because it was rattlesnake meat. Is nobody but you,
it would be my guess.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know. I walked by that place yesterday. I
was over at that rodeo and I looked over and
I was like, what goes wrong, Kenny? I mean there
was big sign up there, rattlesnake corn Dog. You know
how many people were in line for that? How many?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
None? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, there It was a short line. So I think
maybe you're the only one that ordered one this year.
I think you're right about that, and then you threw
it away. It's my job to keep the Rattlesnake corn
dog guy in business. That's a lot of pressure to
put these, a lot a lot of work. Hey, quick reminder, kids,
if you go to I Love WJ dot com today,
you're not gonna bleeve how much hilarious and cool Walton
(16:03):
and Johnson merchandise Ada.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I'm not gonna believe it.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Including there's a lawmaker in Texas trying to outlaw memes.
His name's Dade Falin. Dade Falon would make this shirt illegal?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is the thing we put on a shirt that outlawy
memes has created quite a few memes.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It's created a lot of air. Yeah, don't you should
have been careful. Don't tread on memes. Good. I love
WJ dot com today. Take a look for yourself. I
think you're gonna enjoy it, right, John, don't forget boys
and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Only good family news. This passed along like if your
great grandfather was Abraham Lincoln, you'd already know that. But
if your great grandfather was the town drunk, your Grandpa's
likely to go.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't remember. I do know.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I have some Irish ancestry, but apparently the Irish didn't
keep great records because well, draw your own conclusion. Some
tells me they weren't busy sunbathing. I'm Irish, but I
have blonde hair. Supposedly, the only reason the Irish have
blonde or red hair is because the Vikings invaded, pillaged,
(17:10):
and probably other stuff. Those Vikings, the Scandinavians.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
If you've been to Sweden, it's like a whole country
of scarlett Johansson's.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
If I was in Ireland.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
At that time, I would have been Oh no, some
Viking ladies coming to pillage me. I guess I'll hide
on this bed covered.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
In roast petals.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Hopefully she can help me put together that table.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Idar that sure sign off to night. I dear that
sure sign off night. Walden and Johnson, they made things
all right.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Well. I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. Get you later
on down the trail.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
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