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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Already now hate it. That's not how they talk. I hated.
That's not bad billy. Yeah, that's I've been working on it.
That's impressive. Mister Kenneth. Can't do that. I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No, you can't, I won't. You don't do a good
Irish accent. Well, I try not to every chance I get,
I try to avoid it. You don't do irishmen at all.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You don't do it. Well, No, you could be wrong
about that. Hey, I know this news story is from
last month, but it's new to me because I don't
think we ever talked about it. This guy is suing
a woman because she put him in the friend zone. Uhh,
you get what the friend zone is? Yeah, you ain't
getting none. Yeah, you go out on en up dates
with a girl and you don't make a move. At
some point you just become her friend. And then you've
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spent all this money on drinks and food and you're
not even gonna get a you know, a good old
fashion from her. What's the point. Well, there's a report
to how to mix up an old fashion. It's not
what that means, mister Kenneth. You start with some moderately
priced bourbon. I'm not talking about the drink. I'm talking
about a nice old fashion you know, Billy ed gets it.
(01:00):
Put your hands down. Don't let the fear of striking
out keep you from playing the game, but also don't
sue if you land in the friend zone. A man
in Singapore filed two lawsuits against a woman who refused
to date him, claiming she caused him emotional trauma after
telling him she wanted to only be friends. The man,
identified as k K Washegan, threatened to sue Nora Tan
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when she rejected him, but initially put the lawsuit on
hold after she agreed to attend counseling sessions with him,
which she did for a year and a half really
counseling for what. I don't know when. Tan, who met
Kow Washagon, a director at some drone company in twenty sixteen,
continued to reject his romantic events advances and eventually cut
contact with him. He filed two lawsuits. One lawsuit filed
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in court two point three million dollars for causing damage
to his stellar reputation and trauma and depression of his life.
He filed a second lawsuit with a magistrates court asking
for sixteen seven hundred dollars in damage for breaching and
agree him in to improve their relationship after she stopped
attending counseling sessions.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Does he have receipts, you know, to verify why he's
asking for a set amount of money whatever that you
mentioned him out?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Does he kenny back that up? Yeah? I don't know
that he dies. It doesn't say in the report.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, pain and suffering is different from an actual loss
of money of some kind. Your pain and suffering can
just skyrocket into the multimillions for no reason whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Look, I don't claim to understand how the court system
works in Singapore, but I am just going to climb
out on a limb here and guess you do not
have a legal right to a relationship with someone just
because you took her to Tokyo Disney or wherever they
went together. Well, I don't know. It depends on how
much you spend. I think, no, Billy does.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah. Well, meanwhile, Starbucks is being ordered to pay fifty
million dollars to delivery driver Michael Garcia because a loose
lid caused scalding hot coffee to spell on his lap.
He ended up getting third degree burns and damaged his genitals. Huhm.
I was about to say fifty men.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It seems a little high for one dude, but you
know it ruined his boys.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh. You ain't put a price on net, can you.
Here's Garcia's lawyer, Nicholas Rowley talking about the kills. The
lawyer getting more. I mean, I don't know what probably
fifteen percent right, more like thirty thirty three. He could
be goodting thirty forty percent of day. Is that why
that normally amounts to pit on the lawyer? Anyway? Here
is the lawyer.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Starbucks says, if our hands are off the drink, then
no matter what happens, we're not responsible. It's a reasonable verdict.
It's justified. This injury changed Michael's life. It was gross negligence.
No amount of money is ever going to make up
for what happened to him. I mean, this is a
twenty five year old man whose whole life has been changed,
but he's grateful.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Welcome to Starbucks. My name is Chris. I'll be your
brewery stuff for the day. Can I make a drink
for you? I know you've had a day, well so
have I really don't want to care, but I get
paid to try. Hello, rich white lady, I already know
what you want. You want to skin Even though lots
of young Jeb's a'sn SUPs will make you skinny, we've
(04:12):
got to work for that. And just in case you're wondering,
that just cauled your back, Hey, mister.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Apple, oh dear, the guy at the barista hates you.
Just know, no matter how simple or quick your order
black coffee, no nothing added to it, he still hates you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So this guy that says he needs fifty million, is
he saying that he's he's his junk is useless now,
or that it's just kind of scarred up?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I would love to know. I don't know. Does want
to you want to take a peek? I'm curious about
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'm just thinking you could use that to actually get
more women. Oh you've heard of that famous lawsuit, right, Yeah,
that was me. Oh the scarring of my genitals was
so bad. I have fifty million dollars now.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I'm sorry. Do you think it's the deformed genitals or
the mo that's gonna make women attached to him? Both?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You throw that out there and they're gonna be curious,
But curiosity still backed up with greed.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
All right, I'm following you here. You know, I'm a
young guy. I'm trying to learn from here is what
if I only have to do that? What if I
only have one of those two things going for me?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Still worth it? Just telling women in public all you
can do is if you don't actually have the money.
And I don't know if he's ever gonna get fifty million,
because the law you're gonna take some, government's gonna take some.
He's gonna be left with like thirty five hundred bucks
probably when it's all said and done. I only guess
enough to really change a woman's mind, So you probably.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Want to lean into that whole. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Remember remember when they said Michael Jackson had a spotted
like palamento?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god, I forgot about it. Palomina, no of
the penis or something? Yeah, the alopecia, and then everybody
wanted to see albino? Was that it? What is it?
Alopecia or albino? Mister Kenneth, what was wrong with this penis?
Never mind? Tell us about it? Ye, people in your community,
you probably all know that stuff, right. It was the vinilago,
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not propecia. No, no, No, that's a coffee drink. Moved
on from that story, Tim spotted like a Pinto pony.
It was a Vento or was it Pinto bean Venti
Veni Lago. Yes, yes, all of that is that. I
don't think I could all write about that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
In the meantime, I don't think we are really feeling
bad enough for Ireland. This is their day in America.
I don't know what they do in Ireland for Saint
Patti's Day. Maybe you know a.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Little of this.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
We like to take things to the extreme and you
know New Orleans, New York, Chicago, places like that. But
we have to remember this is Ireland's first Saint Patti's
Day with Rosie O'Donnell. Oh my god, you're writing they
are suffering like the Irish may have never suffered before.
And believe me, there's plenty of stories about Ireland suffering.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You ever heard of Carmack McCarthy. No, you should read
some of Carmack's stuff. Is a comic book or something. Yeah,
it's pretty funny, is it good? YEA sure? Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Like like, yeah, they got to deal with Rosie now
as a wanna be citizen of the Shamrock world.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Isn't that interesting. She could just walk in and become
a citizen like that. All she had to do is
have a last name o'donald. Yeah, that handy huh yeah,
must be nice boy, old boy. I wonder if Rosie
o' donald's heard about the guy with the deformed genitals.
I don't know if she'll care. Well, he's a victim,
she's a victim. Yeah, it feels like they have that
in common. Victims always want to be ahead of the
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other victims.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Though, what if Rosio Donald the worst, most kind of victim. Yeah, well, anyway,
it's not easy out there. For In the meantime, we
got victims here in America. The number of deathtoll up
to forty.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I saw the.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
News this morning, all across the Midwest, like you know, uh, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi.
Tornado outbreaks all over the place. Oh boy, And it's
Trump's fault, of course.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We meant that he got us out of the parish
climate of cords. The next thing, you know, the weather
just rises up and starts killing people.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wow. Trump, Yeah, he don't care. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh, he's probably got a presidential bunker to hide in
if the tornadoes come there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But it's not understanding he did care. He went and
tried to help out people and the Carolinas after the
hurricane more than the guy with an auto pin. Yeah,
he didn't care that much at all, all right, So
very sad that this happened. And they also predict there
could be wildfires today in Texas because it's dry and
warm and sunny.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And a little windy and a little windy. Yeah, I'm
wind boy, I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, a little wind, a little gust just blowing on
in there. I don't know. I gotta think if there's
fires out in the what is it the Texas Plains today,
we can get out there and take care of that. Right,
we should never bother. Just be iight, just just don't
go to the bathroom between now and then.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, save up, Yeah, exactly when a fire's coming, you
save up, right.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think I could handle that, of course you could. Yeah.
I feel like I could put out fires for a
living if not for the fact that there's not any
fires around here. You know, like, if that was my
lot in life was to put out fires, I'd probably
be pretty good at it. Yeah, you would.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You know there's a place you can go where you
can actually do that for a living.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, what would that place be like? Like the fire department? Yeah,
but I mean, how are you going to find one
of those places? I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Windy Limericks, a constable on watch of his beat, took
chase of a thief and retreat. With each step came
a trump from his bulbous rump. No beans before? What
should you eat?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
What does everybody know about the Irishould they get a
fight because they drunk?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
All the Irish people do is drink. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network. This was on the list of songs you
must play at your Saint Patrick's Stay party. Well, yeah,
if you want to bring everybody down. It's an upbeat
song about a real sad occurrence when a bunch of
people died, right, a bunch of bloody, bloody stumps or something.
What was it? Yeah, bloody stump Sunday, That's what it
was called. Nobody likes that stump blood Sunday. I think
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that was must have been it. It's a national holiday
in Saint Patrick's Day. They give kids the day off
for that. It's surely exciting. Okay, So a member of
French parliament wants America to return the Statue of Liberty. No,
I can't believe this is a real thing today. What
is he like?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
If you're not using it anymore, you want to give
it back? I think the deal.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I think he's mad that we're not giving more money
to Ukraine. Doubo. He's saying he wants the Statue of
Liberty back, and I just want to remind everybody. This
is a response to what is he mad about? I
think he's mad because we're not giving more to Ukraine.
You guys are giving money to Russia. Stop giving money
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to Russia and we'll and maybe we'll help Ukraine more.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't know if they're just giving it to them.
Don't think they're buying things. What they're giving their money
in return and for goods and services fair?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
But also don't still still don't, Yeah, don't buy what
you're buying oil and gas from a country they're using
that money to fund the war, and you don't understand
why the war doesn't end. We wouldn't sell it to them,
They had to go find it somewhere. Okay, do you
think that that's Joe Biden's decision not mine, feels intentional
to me. Well, dull, yeah, it's like he wanted this
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war to happen. You better believe it. Well, of course
he wanted the war to happen. I mean, how much
was it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That Zelenski was fuddling back to the big guy? Probably
a lot, a whole lot of the money that Biden
was sending to him he's sending back. Yeah, only it's
cleaner though, when it comes back than when it left.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I was just watching this old music video from the
nineteen eighties, David Lee Roth singing the Beach Boys classic
California Girls. Oh yeah, that one quite well. In this
music video, was he dressed as the ice cream man?
He was? Did he not have another costume? Your ice
cream man? He and a tour guide in the video.
It's a great video, right shoes. It features hot chicks
(12:02):
in the bikinis, which I enjoy. But then it also
featured a midget. This is how the song starts. Look
at there's midgets, and then oh, I know a lot
of midgets in here, and then little kids, No they're midgets.
Look at a girl. So yeah, they worked that pole.
But the pole, honey, the thing I really enjoy about this.
Look at this music video opens up with a Confederate flag,
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and way before it was fashionable to wear thongs and stuff.
All these girls have thongs on. Look at the Confederate flag.
Oh look at him. This is old America, back when
everything was funny cool. Oh look it too, I know,
bring it back. This was the time, My man, you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Ever stood on a bail of hay with uh, you know,
nothing over your ass?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I gotta think that would be uncomfortable. That didn't look
like it was going to be too much fun for her.
I don't know, my hairy Italian ass, it probably wouldn't
affect me that much. Probably not. I gotta think. I
looked at my back. I looked at my back in
the mirror the other day, A big mistake. I couldn't believe.
I was like, there's moles here. I didn't know about
hair on my back. I was like, I didn't even
know I grew hair there? How long has that been
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there for?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well after you had people peeling it off, it comes back.
I guess you've noticed peeling what off your back hair?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Do you have it shaved or.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or peeled with a wax? How do you do that normally. Huh,
how are you removing the hair from your back? I
just explained to you I have hair on my back, yes,
but you've had it removed before. I'm explaining to you
that it still grows back as it has.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I on my upper back before, I've noticed there's hair,
so I got back there with a razor. But then
it comes back like a week later.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
My point, I was merely asking whether you waxed or
shaved or had other people do it for you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Wax Why would you wax it? Yeah? Make it shiny?
I guess. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense to me.
It sounds painful.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You don't want to You don't want to talk about
your back hair removal.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't blame you. This girl I'm dating told me
that she had to get waxed to the other day
and I and then I just jokingly said like, oh yeah,
I got wax too, and she thought I was dead serious.
Would you show her? Well, there was nothing to show
dies she show you? Yes? Gay? Nice? Yeah? What'd you
think I was gonna wondered if it worked. It's a
great question. If a woman tells you she got a
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boob job nine times out of ten, she will show
it to you if you ask, and then sometimes even
if you don't ask. Well, yeah, I mean, especially if
you're a gay guy. That's got to be the one
reason to be gay. I think you get to see
chicks boobs all the time, and yet it's not something
you actually want to happen. No, because it's my understanding,
you have to do other things. You don't have to
to qualify. Oh well, yeah, there's that. Here's my question.
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If you're gay and you're a virgin, are you gay?
Not yet? No? Right?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I mean, well, how do you define virgin? Bill Clinton?
Pre Bill or post Bill? I don't get the question.
Never mind Bill Clinton, Bill, I have a SoundBite of
Bill Clinton. Thank you for reminding me of that. Are
you familiar with this guy?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I heard of him? Okay, so Bill Clinton used to
be president and all that guy. Yeah, I remember Heal.
There's this video going viral where his wife looks really mad.
Do you know her? Her name? Her name is Hillary.
I hope this only plays in one ear, and I
hope I don't have that ear. And in the video
he's in the background frowning with his arms crossed.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Her people will stop at nothing, and yes, the Russians
helped them last time. The Russians are helping them now.
And the White House. You know that the White House
has said, don't reap the Congress, don't even tell them
in classified settings what the Russians are doing this time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Idea was it you think to put the camera that
close to her face? The camera's right up in her face,
It is real close. And her face has never looked
fat and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Never looked a oh she looked. That's a that's ten
miles of rough road right there.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hillary looks worse every time you see her, But somehow
Bill never changes, do you know what I mean? Like
he kind of does good.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The idea that he is trying to drill a hole
in the back of her skull with his eyes, yeah,
here's what. Or trying to set her hair on fire.
It ain't working, buddy. You got to keep trying.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Since we're on the radio, I don't think most people
get what we're looking at here. But it's Hillary's right
up close to the camera having a very poorly led
awkward moment, and behind her is Bill Clinton looking I've
never seen him scowl this much with his arms crossed.
Let's go see concentrating.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's how you you The power of the beams will
shoot out of your eyes at.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Some point if you try hard enough. Do you think
he's trying to get her head to explode?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Old Chinese people could do that. Who you know you're
trying to get her here to explode?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Wait? Wait, old Chinese people could do what mister, like
you know, stare at you until your head explode. Only
Chinese are other kinds of Well, the Chinese is the
ancient ones, you know they passed that along. My friend
Chris is Japanese. Can his mom do that? No? I
don't think so. No, No. What about the Koreans?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh no, no, Maybe the North Koreas are working on
it South Koreas, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is it a communism thing? See, that'd be a reason
to be commune. That's a good point, might lure people in.
If I could make people's heads explode by looking at them,
I would consider communism. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Speaking of comedies, do you do you think aoc paid
all of the taxes due and all the tips that
she got when she was a bartender.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's my understanding when she was a bartender, she got
a lot of tips.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Don't you think that's to be an investigation of some
kind into I'm talking about cash tips?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh I thought, oh, cat money, money. I thought we
were talking about something. Boys, you know what? I thought
we were talking about the gutter and back onto the road.
I'll tell you later, Billy, I'll tell you later what
I thought you were talking about. Okay, I think I
think I might know. All right, So this AOC chick.
She used to work for tips, cash money just to work.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Clear, Let's investigate and go look at some of her
past tax returns and see if she paid enough.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Look, I'm not encouraging people to break tax laws. That
would be crazy. Follow the laws, don't don't. But I
wonder like if someone didn't pay all their taxes on
their tips that they received, they they made forty grand
last year or whatever, and that was just single dollar
bills rolled, how much time does the IRS need to
spend investigating?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Do you know what the current rule is from the
IRS on tax the tip?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What is it? Is? Twenty dollars or more a month.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
If you get tipped five dollars a week, you are
supposed to report that on your taxes. Anything over twenty
dollars a month. You better report it or you're in violation.
See that's why I always give the vale at four
a single dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's smart. But what if somebody else gives him a
buck or two, Well, it doesn't matter. For the five,
then I didn't give it to him. I just gave
him it four.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, but what if somebody gave him two dollars right
before you, Well, you just put him over the top.
Probably better to just tip a dollar, you know, at
the most. Just this is for you. I don't want
to put you over your limit. Their chief.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I've also noticed if you take a bill out of
your wallet and you give it to the bartender, she's
a female bartender in her twenties, and the bill looks
like it's been rolled up into a funnel. Reseon. Oh really,
Suddenly she pays a lot of attention to you and
what your needs are at the bar. And now I
don't know why that is. Nobody will ever know. Yeah
that for some reason she's real interested in you.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wendy Limericks twas a street sweep named Lenny the Broom,
whose fox could clear out a room at a bar
with his penny leaned over to Lenny and filled ten
strong men with his view.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
What you told seem to understand is I'm not trapped
in here with you.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You're trapped in here with me. Stay tuned for more.
Waltman Johnson
Already now hate it. That's not how they talk. I hated.
That's not bad billy. Yeah, that's I've been working on it.
That's impressive. Mister Kenneth. Can't do that. I can't.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No, you can't, I won't. You don't do a good
Irish accent. Well, I try not to every chance I get,
I try to avoid it. You don't do irishmen at all.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You don't do it. Well, No, you could be wrong
about that. Hey, I know this news story is from
last month, but it's new to me because I don't
think we ever talked about it. This guy is suing
a woman because she put him in the friend zone. Uhh,
you get what the friend zone is? Yeah, you ain't
getting none. Yeah, you go out on en up dates
with a girl and you don't make a move. At
some point you just become her friend. And then you've
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spent all this money on drinks and food and you're
not even gonna get a you know, a good old
fashion from her. What's the point. Well, there's a report
to how to mix up an old fashion. It's not
what that means, mister Kenneth. You start with some moderately
priced bourbon. I'm not talking about the drink. I'm talking
about a nice old fashion you know, Billy ed gets it.
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Put your hands down. Don't let the fear of striking
out keep you from playing the game, but also don't
sue if you land in the friend zone. A man
in Singapore filed two lawsuits against a woman who refused
to date him, claiming she caused him emotional trauma after
telling him she wanted to only be friends. The man,
identified as k K Washegan, threatened to sue Nora Tan
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when she rejected him, but initially put the lawsuit on
hold after she agreed to attend counseling sessions with him,
which she did for a year and a half really
counseling for what. I don't know when. Tan, who met
Kow Washagon, a director at some drone company in twenty sixteen,
continued to reject his romantic events advances and eventually cut
contact with him. He filed two lawsuits. One lawsuit filed
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in court two point three million dollars for causing damage
to his stellar reputation and trauma and depression of his life.
He filed a second lawsuit with a magistrates court asking
for sixteen seven hundred dollars in damage for breaching and
agree him in to improve their relationship after she stopped
attending counseling sessions.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Does he have receipts, you know, to verify why he's
asking for a set amount of money whatever that you
mentioned him out?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Does he kenny back that up? Yeah? I don't know
that he dies. It doesn't say in the report.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, pain and suffering is different from an actual loss
of money of some kind. Your pain and suffering can
just skyrocket into the multimillions for no reason whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Look, I don't claim to understand how the court system
works in Singapore, but I am just going to climb
out on a limb here and guess you do not
have a legal right to a relationship with someone just
because you took her to Tokyo Disney or wherever they
went together. Well, I don't know. It depends on how
much you spend. I think, no, Billy does.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah. Well, meanwhile, Starbucks is being ordered to pay fifty
million dollars to delivery driver Michael Garcia because a loose
lid caused scalding hot coffee to spell on his lap.
He ended up getting third degree burns and damaged his genitals. Huhm.
I was about to say fifty men.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It seems a little high for one dude, but you
know it ruined his boys.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Uh. You ain't put a price on net, can you.
Here's Garcia's lawyer, Nicholas Rowley talking about the kills. The
lawyer getting more. I mean, I don't know what probably
fifteen percent right, more like thirty thirty three. He could
be goodting thirty forty percent of day. Is that why
that normally amounts to pit on the lawyer? Anyway? Here
is the lawyer.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Starbucks says, if our hands are off the drink, then
no matter what happens, we're not responsible. It's a reasonable verdict.
It's justified. This injury changed Michael's life. It was gross negligence.
No amount of money is ever going to make up
for what happened to him. I mean, this is a
twenty five year old man whose whole life has been changed,
but he's grateful.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Welcome to Starbucks. My name is Chris. I'll be your
brewery stuff for the day. Can I make a drink
for you? I know you've had a day, well so
have I really don't want to care, but I get
paid to try. Hello, rich white lady, I already know
what you want. You want to skin Even though lots
of young Jeb's a'sn SUPs will make you skinny, we've
(04:12):
got to work for that. And just in case you're wondering,
that just cauled your back, Hey, mister.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Apple, oh dear, the guy at the barista hates you.
Just know, no matter how simple or quick your order
black coffee, no nothing added to it, he still hates you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So this guy that says he needs fifty million, is
he saying that he's he's his junk is useless now,
or that it's just kind of scarred up?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I would love to know. I don't know. Does want
to you want to take a peek? I'm curious about
you know.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'm just thinking you could use that to actually get
more women. Oh you've heard of that famous lawsuit, right, Yeah,
that was me. Oh the scarring of my genitals was
so bad. I have fifty million dollars now.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I'm sorry. Do you think it's the deformed genitals or
the mo that's gonna make women attached to him? Both?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You throw that out there and they're gonna be curious,
But curiosity still backed up with greed.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
All right, I'm following you here. You know, I'm a
young guy. I'm trying to learn from here is what
if I only have to do that? What if I
only have one of those two things going for me?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Still worth it? Just telling women in public all you
can do is if you don't actually have the money.
And I don't know if he's ever gonna get fifty million,
because the law you're gonna take some, government's gonna take some.
He's gonna be left with like thirty five hundred bucks
probably when it's all said and done. I only guess
enough to really change a woman's mind, So you probably.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Want to lean into that whole. Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Remember remember when they said Michael Jackson had a spotted
like palamento?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh my god, I forgot about it. Palomina, no of
the penis or something? Yeah, the alopecia, and then everybody
wanted to see albino? Was that it? What is it?
Alopecia or albino? Mister Kenneth, what was wrong with this penis?
Never mind? Tell us about it? Ye, people in your community,
you probably all know that stuff, right. It was the vinilago,
(06:05):
not propecia. No, no, No, that's a coffee drink. Moved
on from that story, Tim spotted like a Pinto pony.
It was a Vento or was it Pinto bean Venti
Veni Lago. Yes, yes, all of that is that. I
don't think I could all write about that.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
In the meantime, I don't think we are really feeling
bad enough for Ireland. This is their day in America.
I don't know what they do in Ireland for Saint
Patti's Day. Maybe you know a.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Little of this.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
We like to take things to the extreme and you
know New Orleans, New York, Chicago, places like that. But
we have to remember this is Ireland's first Saint Patti's
Day with Rosie O'Donnell. Oh my god, you're writing they
are suffering like the Irish may have never suffered before.
And believe me, there's plenty of stories about Ireland suffering.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You ever heard of Carmack McCarthy. No, you should read
some of Carmack's stuff. Is a comic book or something. Yeah,
it's pretty funny, is it good? YEA sure? Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Like like, yeah, they got to deal with Rosie now
as a wanna be citizen of the Shamrock world.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Isn't that interesting. She could just walk in and become
a citizen like that. All she had to do is
have a last name o'donald. Yeah, that handy huh yeah,
must be nice boy, old boy. I wonder if Rosie
o' donald's heard about the guy with the deformed genitals.
I don't know if she'll care. Well, he's a victim,
she's a victim. Yeah, it feels like they have that
in common. Victims always want to be ahead of the
(07:35):
other victims.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Though, what if Rosio Donald the worst, most kind of victim. Yeah, well, anyway,
it's not easy out there. For In the meantime, we
got victims here in America. The number of deathtoll up
to forty.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I saw the.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
News this morning, all across the Midwest, like you know, uh, Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi.
Tornado outbreaks all over the place. Oh boy, And it's
Trump's fault, of course.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
We meant that he got us out of the parish
climate of cords. The next thing, you know, the weather
just rises up and starts killing people.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wow. Trump, Yeah, he don't care. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh, he's probably got a presidential bunker to hide in
if the tornadoes come there.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
But it's not understanding he did care. He went and
tried to help out people and the Carolinas after the
hurricane more than the guy with an auto pin. Yeah,
he didn't care that much at all, all right, So
very sad that this happened. And they also predict there
could be wildfires today in Texas because it's dry and
warm and sunny.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And a little windy and a little windy. Yeah, I'm
wind boy, I'll get you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, a little wind, a little gust just blowing on
in there. I don't know. I gotta think if there's
fires out in the what is it the Texas Plains today,
we can get out there and take care of that. Right,
we should never bother. Just be iight, just just don't
go to the bathroom between now and then.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, save up, Yeah, exactly when a fire's coming, you
save up, right.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I think I could handle that, of course you could. Yeah.
I feel like I could put out fires for a
living if not for the fact that there's not any
fires around here. You know, like, if that was my
lot in life was to put out fires, I'd probably
be pretty good at it. Yeah, you would.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You know there's a place you can go where you
can actually do that for a living.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, what would that place be like? Like the fire department? Yeah,
but I mean, how are you going to find one
of those places? I wouldn't even know.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Windy Limericks, a constable on watch of his beat, took
chase of a thief and retreat. With each step came
a trump from his bulbous rump. No beans before? What
should you eat?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
What does everybody know about the Irishould they get a
fight because they drunk?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
All the Irish people do is drink. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network. This was on the list of songs you
must play at your Saint Patrick's Stay party. Well, yeah,
if you want to bring everybody down. It's an upbeat
song about a real sad occurrence when a bunch of
people died, right, a bunch of bloody, bloody stumps or something.
What was it? Yeah, bloody stump Sunday, That's what it
was called. Nobody likes that stump blood Sunday. I think
(10:08):
that was must have been it. It's a national holiday
in Saint Patrick's Day. They give kids the day off
for that. It's surely exciting. Okay, So a member of
French parliament wants America to return the Statue of Liberty. No,
I can't believe this is a real thing today. What
is he like?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
If you're not using it anymore, you want to give
it back? I think the deal.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I think he's mad that we're not giving more money
to Ukraine. Doubo. He's saying he wants the Statue of
Liberty back, and I just want to remind everybody. This
is a response to what is he mad about? I
think he's mad because we're not giving more to Ukraine.
You guys are giving money to Russia. Stop giving money
(10:51):
to Russia and we'll and maybe we'll help Ukraine more.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I don't know if they're just giving it to them.
Don't think they're buying things. What they're giving their money
in return and for goods and services fair?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
But also don't still still don't, Yeah, don't buy what
you're buying oil and gas from a country they're using
that money to fund the war, and you don't understand
why the war doesn't end. We wouldn't sell it to them,
They had to go find it somewhere. Okay, do you
think that that's Joe Biden's decision not mine, feels intentional
to me. Well, dull, yeah, it's like he wanted this
(11:22):
war to happen. You better believe it. Well, of course
he wanted the war to happen. I mean, how much
was it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That Zelenski was fuddling back to the big guy? Probably
a lot, a whole lot of the money that Biden
was sending to him he's sending back. Yeah, only it's
cleaner though, when it comes back than when it left.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I was just watching this old music video from the
nineteen eighties, David Lee Roth singing the Beach Boys classic
California Girls. Oh yeah, that one quite well. In this
music video, was he dressed as the ice cream man?
He was? Did he not have another costume? Your ice
cream man? He and a tour guide in the video.
It's a great video, right shoes. It features hot chicks
(12:02):
in the bikinis, which I enjoy. But then it also
featured a midget. This is how the song starts. Look
at there's midgets, and then oh, I know a lot
of midgets in here, and then little kids, No they're midgets.
Look at a girl. So yeah, they worked that pole.
But the pole, honey, the thing I really enjoy about this.
Look at this music video opens up with a Confederate flag,
(12:27):
and way before it was fashionable to wear thongs and stuff.
All these girls have thongs on. Look at the Confederate flag.
Oh look at him. This is old America, back when
everything was funny cool. Oh look it too, I know,
bring it back. This was the time, My man, you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Ever stood on a bail of hay with uh, you know,
nothing over your ass?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I gotta think that would be uncomfortable. That didn't look
like it was going to be too much fun for her.
I don't know, my hairy Italian ass, it probably wouldn't
affect me that much. Probably not. I gotta think. I
looked at my back. I looked at my back in
the mirror the other day, A big mistake. I couldn't believe.
I was like, there's moles here. I didn't know about
hair on my back. I was like, I didn't even
know I grew hair there? How long has that been
(13:09):
there for?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well after you had people peeling it off, it comes back.
I guess you've noticed peeling what off your back hair?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Do you have it shaved or.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Or peeled with a wax? How do you do that normally. Huh,
how are you removing the hair from your back? I
just explained to you I have hair on my back, yes,
but you've had it removed before. I'm explaining to you
that it still grows back as it has.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I on my upper back before, I've noticed there's hair,
so I got back there with a razor. But then
it comes back like a week later.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
My point, I was merely asking whether you waxed or
shaved or had other people do it for you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Wax Why would you wax it? Yeah? Make it shiny?
I guess. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense to me.
It sounds painful.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You don't want to You don't want to talk about
your back hair removal.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't blame you. This girl I'm dating told me
that she had to get waxed to the other day
and I and then I just jokingly said like, oh yeah,
I got wax too, and she thought I was dead serious.
Would you show her? Well, there was nothing to show
dies she show you? Yes? Gay? Nice? Yeah? What'd you
think I was gonna wondered if it worked. It's a
great question. If a woman tells you she got a
(14:18):
boob job nine times out of ten, she will show
it to you if you ask, and then sometimes even
if you don't ask. Well, yeah, I mean, especially if
you're a gay guy. That's got to be the one
reason to be gay. I think you get to see
chicks boobs all the time, and yet it's not something
you actually want to happen. No, because it's my understanding,
you have to do other things. You don't have to
to qualify. Oh well, yeah, there's that. Here's my question.
(14:41):
If you're gay and you're a virgin, are you gay?
Not yet? No? Right?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I mean, well, how do you define virgin? Bill Clinton?
Pre Bill or post Bill? I don't get the question.
Never mind Bill Clinton, Bill, I have a SoundBite of
Bill Clinton. Thank you for reminding me of that. Are
you familiar with this guy?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I heard of him? Okay, so Bill Clinton used to
be president and all that guy. Yeah, I remember Heal.
There's this video going viral where his wife looks really mad.
Do you know her? Her name? Her name is Hillary.
I hope this only plays in one ear, and I
hope I don't have that ear. And in the video
he's in the background frowning with his arms crossed.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Her people will stop at nothing, and yes, the Russians
helped them last time. The Russians are helping them now.
And the White House. You know that the White House
has said, don't reap the Congress, don't even tell them
in classified settings what the Russians are doing this time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Idea was it you think to put the camera that
close to her face? The camera's right up in her face,
It is real close. And her face has never looked
fat and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Never looked a oh she looked. That's a that's ten
miles of rough road right there.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Hillary looks worse every time you see her, But somehow
Bill never changes, do you know what I mean? Like
he kind of does good.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The idea that he is trying to drill a hole
in the back of her skull with his eyes, yeah,
here's what. Or trying to set her hair on fire.
It ain't working, buddy. You got to keep trying.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Since we're on the radio, I don't think most people
get what we're looking at here. But it's Hillary's right
up close to the camera having a very poorly led
awkward moment, and behind her is Bill Clinton looking I've
never seen him scowl this much with his arms crossed.
Let's go see concentrating.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That's how you you The power of the beams will
shoot out of your eyes at.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Some point if you try hard enough. Do you think
he's trying to get her head to explode?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Old Chinese people could do that. Who you know you're
trying to get her here to explode?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Wait? Wait, old Chinese people could do what mister, like
you know, stare at you until your head explode. Only
Chinese are other kinds of Well, the Chinese is the
ancient ones, you know they passed that along. My friend
Chris is Japanese. Can his mom do that? No? I
don't think so. No, No. What about the Koreans?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh no, no, Maybe the North Koreas are working on
it South Koreas, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Is it a communism thing? See, that'd be a reason
to be commune. That's a good point, might lure people in.
If I could make people's heads explode by looking at them,
I would consider communism. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Speaking of comedies, do you do you think aoc paid
all of the taxes due and all the tips that
she got when she was a bartender.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's my understanding when she was a bartender, she got
a lot of tips.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Don't you think that's to be an investigation of some
kind into I'm talking about cash tips?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh I thought, oh, cat money, money. I thought we
were talking about something. Boys, you know what? I thought
we were talking about the gutter and back onto the road.
I'll tell you later, Billy, I'll tell you later what
I thought you were talking about. Okay, I think I
think I might know. All right, So this AOC chick.
She used to work for tips, cash money just to work.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Clear, Let's investigate and go look at some of her
past tax returns and see if she paid enough.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Look, I'm not encouraging people to break tax laws. That
would be crazy. Follow the laws, don't don't. But I
wonder like if someone didn't pay all their taxes on
their tips that they received, they they made forty grand
last year or whatever, and that was just single dollar
bills rolled, how much time does the IRS need to
spend investigating?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Do you know what the current rule is from the
IRS on tax the tip?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What is it? Is? Twenty dollars or more a month.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
If you get tipped five dollars a week, you are
supposed to report that on your taxes. Anything over twenty
dollars a month. You better report it or you're in violation.
See that's why I always give the vale at four
a single dollar bills.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's smart. But what if somebody else gives him a
buck or two, Well, it doesn't matter. For the five,
then I didn't give it to him. I just gave
him it four.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, but what if somebody gave him two dollars right
before you, Well, you just put him over the top.
Probably better to just tip a dollar, you know, at
the most. Just this is for you. I don't want
to put you over your limit. Their chief.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I've also noticed if you take a bill out of
your wallet and you give it to the bartender, she's
a female bartender in her twenties, and the bill looks
like it's been rolled up into a funnel. Reseon. Oh really,
Suddenly she pays a lot of attention to you and
what your needs are at the bar. And now I
don't know why that is. Nobody will ever know. Yeah
that for some reason she's real interested in you.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wendy Limericks twas a street sweep named Lenny the Broom,
whose fox could clear out a room at a bar
with his penny leaned over to Lenny and filled ten
strong men with his view.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
What you told seem to understand is I'm not trapped
in here with you.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You're trapped in here with me. Stay tuned for more.
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